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Sept. 30, 2021 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #54: AZ Audit Fail, Ron Watkins Headlines Las Vegas Q Rally

Cyber Ninjas audit comes up empty yet QAnon struggles on. Q himself headlines the Las Vegas Q rally, all this and your football themed questions! Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello everybody.
I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
PokerinPolitics, and I'm here with another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
I am joined, as always, by Sarge.
Hello from recording location beta.
And the mysterious Elle.
Hello, my beautiful babies.
This is America's Mayor, and I'm here to tell you that you're listening to the Adventures in Hellworld podcast.
Oh man, I'm so glad we spent that $2,000.
I think it was three dimes.
I think it was three dimes for the business.
Wow!
You could get Rudy on the personal level for only $400.
Absolute unabashed greed.
Like, oh my god.
It's great that that's how far the band has fallen.
You love to see it.
Anyway, hello my beautiful babies!
It turns out it wasn't Rudy Giuliani the whole time, it was me, El!
Oh my god, everyone, you can't see it, but he pulled off a Rudy Giuliani mask and we were all fooled.
Yeah, it's sloughed off my face because it's melted from the sides.
In true Rudy Giuliani fashion.
Yeah, this was Ghost Ezra's reality manifest in our world.
It looked to us like it was actually Rudy Giuliani on the webcam, and then next thing you know, it was El!
It was so unbelievable.
El, what is your cameo fee?
Like, Rudy's at three grand.
What are you coming in at?
I mean, I'm sort of nobody, so I'd probably do any personal message anybody wanted for $20 or $25.
If I just have to say, like, hey, what's going on?
You've reached Michael's phone, and this is for Mysterious L. And then for commercial use, I guess I'd probably have to upgrade that fee, but my time's not worth that much.
A pizza?
You're worth a pizza?
Yeah, and I do love pizza.
I mean, my body is built by pizza.
It's a temple.
Your body is a temple to pizza.
Yeah, when people ask me, when people ask me what is wrong with me and why I'm so heavy, I tell them that I could not, in fact, avoid the Noid.
I embraced the Noid long ago.
My body is a temple to the Noid.
The Noid was trying to stop pizza from getting to you.
No, he was trying to stop hot pizza from getting to me.
Oh!
I give no fucks about whether or not my pizza is hot or cold.
I mean, I prefer it either fresh out of the oven hot or next morning cold.
But if you give me room temperature pizza, I'm fucking gonna eat it.
I mean, that's just the way it is.
Did you ever play the Noid game?
You better believe I played the Droid game.
I played the Cool Spot game.
You put a mascot game in front of me and I'll play it.
Or at least back in the 16-bit era.
Like, what's everything with 3D?
Everything with fucking pear-shaped.
Anyway, what is our podcast about?
Our podcast is about warning people that we might have some foul language or other stuff going on, so I think I'll play a way too late content warning.
Content warning.
The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
I feel like the content warning... Oh, sorry.
I feel like the content warning is more about us having to talk about, like, you know, child endangerment and less about the swearing.
I don't think most of the people listening to our podcast give a fuck if I'm fucking talking about how fucking awesome the fucking Cool Spot was.
Or corporate mascots.
What a fucking mad lad.
Yeah.
I understood.
Totally understood and acknowledged, yes.
Dude, he has a red circle with sunglasses.
They really knocked it out of the park with that guy.
Yeah, you brought up the Noid and I had corporate mascots on the brain because I just found out about the Reebok tie-in game Drax Knight Out that never got released for the NES that sounded kind of dope.
I have no earthly idea what this is and I'm deeply confused.
There was a Dracula game where you play as Dracula on the NES.
It was fully complete, but they needed more money and the corporate overlords came down and they said, hey, Reebok is sponsoring the game.
Put Reebok pumps in this Dracula game.
And they're like, Okay, and they did and like the the marketing and everything came out.
Nothing helps elevate my J better than my Reebok sneaks!
With all the rack needs to get above the rim and reach for my Reebok sneakers or ultimate pumping.
It will get your shoes pumping and your blood pumping and then I will drink your blood because I am Dracula.
Get it?
Give me your money.
God.
Oh, man.
The game is done.
It just never got released, but yeah.
There's YouTube videos out there about it.
Do we want to talk about Shipbergs now?
Oh, let's talk about some shit.
No, not really.
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News.
I mean, if we could fill up the whole 90 minutes just talking about fucking Dracula Reebok sneakers, I would totally do that.
But instead, we have to talk about, well, finally, we get to hopefully put a pin in this old boy.
What's our first headline for the week, Sarge?
So $6 million and however many months later, the Arizona audit is done and presented.
And we now know that by Cyber Ninja's own reckoning, Biden won and he won by
more votes. They found more votes for Biden. And I think less
votes for Trump. But my understanding is Biden is up by 300 odd
votes now from when they first started.
Yes, that was the headline that was the that was coming out of
the report that leaked way before Thursday night before the big Cyber Ninja presentation on Friday before the Arizona
State Congress as it were.
And the headline came out, and it was just very simply, this audit is going to conclude that Biden got more votes And even more votes than Trump, and even more votes than we thought previously.
And he won, and that's all there is to it.
And QAnon, of course, immediately started freaking out and screaming and yelling.
And people started talking about how this preliminary report was fake and all this other stuff.
And one of QAnon's favorite things to do in these situations is to suggest that this What was leaked out to the media Thursday night was merely an enticement to make everybody watch Friday's presentation when we hit him.
That is their go-to, right?
They're like, oh, they're just drawing you in.
Yeah, it's always a trap.
They're always luring you in with the trap.
So the fake report on Thursday night was luring in the mainstream press to cover this because it was supposed to be a big Biden W. And then Friday afternoon, boom, Trump really won.
Massive fraud discovered.
How do you like them apples?
And so that was the belief on Thursday night when these people were crying into their beer over the fact that they were not about to indict hundreds and hundreds of people for voter fraud and election fraud and all that other good stuff.
And then Friday came around, and I think one of the things that was really obvious that this thing was going to go real sideways very fast was Dr. Shiva, a known fan of the podcast, that's something we've talked about a lot, and guy that runs for office in my beloved Commonwealth of Massachusetts from time to time.
He was one of the presenters of the audit report to the Arizona State Congress, which This is the guy that invented email, right?
Or says he did?
Yeah, he air quotes invented email the same way that Jon Snow air quotes invented eating pussy in Game of Thrones.
Like, it had clearly been around for a while, but Jon Snow just brought it to somebody who had never experienced it before.
Yeah.
Yes, it was this absolute, yeah, so when you have that absolute grifter on your, in your lineup, uh, you're in real bad shape.
So basically, uh, Cyber Ninjas came out and they blew through the headline as quickly as possible.
They're like, okay, look, Biden won whatever on that front.
And then they proceeded to come up with a bunch of bullshit about, uh, duplicate ballots, about, um, The images, ballot images were not being found on servers properly and all of this other nonsense that was stuff that they were kind of nitpicking at and complaining about.
And they had to make that the centerpiece of their report.
Because, again, the guy that was running Cyber Ninjas went into this thing screaming about voter fraud, screaming about it being all rigged, and he was being bankrolled by the Overstock guy, Bern.
And Michael Flynn and Lin Wood, all these people were pushing this thing.
So he just can't come out and say, look, Biden won, it was all in the up and up, and I got nothing for you.
He had to throw them something.
And so they came up with all of this stuff, which...
The Maricopa County Twitter feed, which has a checkmark next to it and everything, at Maricopa County, they've been posting very explicit, detailed debunks and explanations for why what Cyber Ninjas said is bullshit.
And It's really, it's just really incredible how just absolutely desperate Cyber Ninjas was to make anything stick.
The best one is Cyber Ninjas claiming that the servers got deleted or were illegally purged.
And Maricopa County's Twitter feed is like, no, literally servers have a certain level of data they can store.
And we transferred that data to archiving servers so that we could have the servers for the election machines ready for the next election.
But it's all in the archives.
Cyber Ninjas is just so dumb, they weren't able to figure out how to access our archiving files.
So they have evidence for all these claims of fraud.
I read some of the, spoiler alert, I read some of the report.
And they keep, they have to state emphatically that Biden won and they found no evidence of fraud, but they say they suspect fraud.
They keep saying they suspect it.
But they can't ever say, they can't ever provide any evidence.
The report is hilarious.
The tap dancing they have to do.
Yeah.
My two favorite tweets in this list from Maricopa County are background.
These claims of deleting and purging are reminiscent of the false claim Cyber Ninjas made in May accusing Maricopa County of deleting an election server.
The truth was, the ninjas looked in the wrong place for the info.
It was there all along.
They just didn't know how to correctly set up a RAD server.
Despite falsely accusing them of a civil crime, Senate contractors have never issued a retraction or an apology.
So it's like, you idiots didn't know how to run this!
You're morons!
We're still dealing with a firm, by the way, named Cyber Ninjas, and they've built Arizona for over six million dollars.
This is Yeah, so what do we think is, like, when Cyberdigital got into this racket, what do we think, so do you think either one, they genuinely thought that there was election fraud and that Trump may have won it, and they knew that they could get in there and help and make some money doing it,
B, they were just like, hey, we are just going to go in and get our money and, like, we're just going to go in, count the election ballots that have already been counted in the same way that they have already been counted, Thib, and reveal no new information.
We know that there's no fraud here, but we're just going to soak Arizona for $6 million.
Do we think that they were heroic patriots or do we think that they were just like an actual grift?
I think there's at least one or two true believers in the mix, but there is someone, but I think they're also grifters.
I think they saw a way to make a lot of money.
Like, no matter what happened, they were just like, oh, if we get hired, like... Because I mean, even in the face of these results, like, you know, dumb conservatives are still pushing for audits in other states.
So should we just, like, make an LLC?
Should we just incorporate into an LLC that will count people's votes that have already been counted and verify that, yes, Joe Biden is the president?
Am I willing to sell out my morality to bilk conservatives?
Is it selling out if we're bilking conservatives?
I mean, I definitely don't think it's selling out if your entire goal is to just, like, get money to confirm the president is the president.
I mean, there are already people that count votes that are getting paid for it, right?
Actually, I don't know how the vote counting process works.
Those people aren't volunteers, are they?
Is it selling out to legally rob Arizona?
If they let themselves be robbed, if they ask you to come rob them, is it illegal?
Like, is it even morally bad?
That I couldn't tell you.
The poll workers, the people that sit behind the desk and register you to vote, I think they're volunteers.
I don't know of the people who count the votes afterwards, who literally open up the envelopes and run them through the machines that have the optic scanners to count it.
I don't know if those people are volunteers or they get paid, but...
Either way, I mean, it's a task that is done by somebody and then there's auditing groups and there's all these
other people so you could absolutely establish a group called like vote
secure or something and Like Barnes from America like we're gonna be digital
samurai and digital samurai are gonna come in God dammit!
Ed, we're gonna clean up your votes.
I was literally about to say, I was unmuting my mic to say, we're gonna be cyber ninjas with two Zs.
A Z in cyber and a Z in ninjas.
No, digital samurai is way better.
Yeah.
L wins this battle.
Yeah, I was gonna take it in a different direction.
Oh my god.
So they're pushing...
I know Trump went on live and was even after all this certification by Cyber Ninjas came in and still said, oh, the audit found that I won in a live rally somewhere.
I don't remember where exactly.
And I know he's pushing for Georgia.
They're very big on Georgia.
Oh yeah, Georgia's big to them because they have a ready-made villain in Governor Kemp who refused to overturn the election and also the Attorney General, I'm trying to remember, no Secretary of State, the Secretary of State of Georgia who Like dealt with everybody calling him a rhino and a deep state shill and all this other good stuff.
And these two dirtbags stood their ground and were like, no, Biden won this election.
It was free and fair and you can all pound sand.
So Trump hates Kemp.
And of course he's going to want to bang the drum for Georgia and he's going to want a Somebody to beat Kemp in the Georgia Republican Governor's primary, because he wants a toady in there.
He wants to flex and show everybody that Donnie Two Scoops has still got the juice, and he can still throw his weight around and get certain people removed from office when they displease him.
So he's going to be crying for an audit in Georgia the whole time, and then he's going to be crying to get rid of the corrupt Republicans who wouldn't give baby the bottle when he doesn't get it.
Man, I just, I'm so curious.
He's almost a lock to try and run again, Trump, at this point, right?
Did you see that he had a, someone asked him, like, what are the odds that you won't run in 2024?
And his reply was basically, a doctor has to give me bad news for me not to run in 2024.
So he's made it clear, like, he is gonna run again unless a doctor tells him, like, you have a terminal disease or something where you actually can't run.
Do the elephants have anyone that can primary him?
Like, he's gonna divide the bass so much.
I mean, Fox News obviously wants DeSantis.
I mean, DeSantis has been the guy that Fox has been propping up this whole time, but he's just, like, Trump without the name Trump.
He's just another, like, braggadocious, angry bully who just gets on TV and is just like, if Joe Biden thinks he knows Florida better than the natives of Florida, the Floridians that Florida-nize all the Florida, well, he's got another thing coming, because I'm the governor of these proud people and blah, blah, blah.
And DeSantis even has obviously studied video, and he does the Trump hand accordion sign.
He does, like, the okay gesture.
He's, like, so obviously an aggressive, like, knockoff of Trump.
It's ridiculous, and... I mean, that's the play now, right?
That's what energizes the base, and...
Yeah.
But the problem is, is that that works to make you the governor.
I mean, it works to, like, get you elected to some other office.
But when you're running against Trump himself in a primary, it's not good to be knock-off Trump at that point.
Because Trump's just gonna be like, oh, Dummy DeSantis, like, ran Florida into the ground.
He has no idea what he's doing.
Oh, that Ron.
He tries his best, but, you know, he's a dummy, so he just can't do it.
And then the crowd's going to laugh and cheer and DeSantis is going to like punch a wall and be sad because Trump just makes fun of you and he beats you in the Republican primaries because that's all Republican voters want is just this big dick swinging asshole who's just bellicose and belligerent and promises to crush all of their enemies.
And that's Trump's whole act.
It's his whole schtick.
Yeah, and plus people are gonna have to worry about, like, if you primary against Trump and you lose in part because Trump is just up there, like, getting on stage and just slapping you around with dumb insults.
Say, like, Trump gets on stage and he's just like, oh yeah, DeSantis, what a loser, he sucks, he ran Florida to the ground, he's the worst, he's, like, ineffectual, and I hear that he's bad in the sack.
Then, like, after you lose to Trump in the primary, you have to go back To your state, where, in theory, you have to run for elected office again, and then there's just a bunch of soundbites of the God-Emperor Trump talking about how shitty you are at your job.
Oh yeah, it's not great.
I mean, that was something that Ted Cruz had to fist fight his way through, and he barely won re-election in a blood-red Texas in a midterm against Beto O'Rourke because... Yeah, then you just get to pound him again and again with, Trump called you a coward and made fun of your wife, and you did nothing.
You bent the knee to him.
Right, yeah.
It really sucks to have to be the guy that got emasculated by Trump and then was groveling and phone banking for him afterwards.
And Florida is a lot more competitive a state than Texas is.
I mean, everyone always talks about the Mirage of Blue Texas and all that kind of stuff.
I mean, maybe one day it will get there, but...
Florida's always close.
I mean, the Republicans have basically won it except for when Obama was running, but it's always a very tight contest every time.
And the last thing you want is any more headwind blowing your way when you're running for reelection.
And being the guy that Donald Trump ripped the pants off of and humiliated in front of everybody, that's not a good look.
That's not great.
I mean, so it's gonna be very interesting to see.
It's going to be very interesting to see if DeSantis even steps to him, because it's really weird.
If you are a Republican and you are looking at this thing, In a lot of ways, 2024 is a one-term election for whoever wins.
Because if Trump were to win, he would have served two terms.
He would have Grover Cleveland.
And he's out in 2024.
He's done.
And if Biden wins, he's out in 2024.
So it's almost like...
I can just wait.
I mean, so I can just wait for 2028 and just go then.
I don't have to subject myself to this shit now.
Or maybe I'll be Trump's vice president for one term.
Because he ain't picking Pence again after Pence betrayed him.
So, I mean, that's like the new hotness is be the hand-picked successor for one-term Donnie Two-Scoops.
And then you get to ride the wave In 2028.
I believe you mean Donnie Tiny Peen?
Mushroom-shaped Tiny Peen?
Yes.
Stephanie Gresham, a press secretary who came out with a book entitled I'll Take Your Questions Now, and the salacious information that she's doling out now to get people to buy the book The two bits of news that she gave were one, Trump called
her while he was on Air Force One to emphatically correct the
record about Stormy Daniels saying that he had a tiny mushroom
shaped dick. And that this is not true that his dick is regularly
shaped and very large and girthy and powerful. And he is a virile
old man, all of these things. And the other little tidbit that
came out was that the the White House had what they called the
music man, who was a dude who would play show tunes to soothe Trump when he was getting particularly feisty and angry.
Wait, what?
Show tunes?
Yes.
They had a designated staffer in the White House who would play show tunes to try to take the edge off Trump when he was getting too cantankerous and furious during meetings and other events.
Do we know what show tunes?
Yeah, I was literally about to ask that.
Yeah.
What do we got?
We got his favorite show tunes, which include Memory from Cats to pull him from the brink of rage is one of the things they listed as a song.
Okay.
I mean, Memory is literally the only good part of that show.
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Cats, but Memory is an amazing song, so.
Yeah.
Oh, also, like, as it relates to his weirdly shaped, well, allegedly weirdly shaped and tiny penis, like, literally just prove it.
Like, okay, just go on the record, send me an on the record picture of your penis.
Yeah.
Mr. President, Mr. President, can you show me just, just, if you want me to clear this up, just go ahead, just send me a dick pic.
Just send me a picture of you in the mirror holding, holding your massive bulging member.
Yes.
Yeah.
So, uh, yeah.
So President Trump, uh, slide into the Adventures of Harold DMs, just, uh, send us the, uh, the, uh, the orange Adonis, uh, phallus as it were.
And we will be, we'll, we will confirm on the record, uh, to the public that You do not, in fact, have a tiny mushroom-shaped dick, as it were.
We will correct that spurious allegation against you.
And anytime you want to send us that photo, we're here for you.
We got your back.
So real quick, if you want to read this for yourself, the book is I'll Take Your Questions Now, colon, What I Saw at the Trump White House by Stephanie Grisham.
It is out October 5th.
So that's why all this information's coming out.
They're doing the big press tour for it.
So it's out here in a week.
Yes.
And I mean, I don't know if I'm going to read it.
I might listen to some of it, but we'll see.
And apparently the official that was the music man is Max Miller, who allegedly assaulted Stephanie Grisham and is now trying to run for Congress in Ohio.
Oh, holy shit.
What?
Oh man, what a fucking clown show.
Boy, would you hear stuff about this coming out from the White House?
It really makes it seem like our country's in trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool.
I am much less upset about that general calling China direct and being like, hey, we'll, yeah, doing some backroom diplomacy when I hear that fucking The Music Man is the only thing that kept us from invading Cuba?
Like, what?
Yeah, we had President Man-Baby who was like so upset and angry that like literally a guy had to run in the room with like a recorder or something playing Memory.
And then Trump's like, ah, you know, just I just can't imagine like that level of just really like just having to pander to this crazy narcissist and having to do everything you can to placate him so he just won't go off the rails and Mike Pence is out to the side and he was just like, gee, you know what music man?
Trump was really hard to deal with till there was you.
That's another music man song reference.
I'm just gonna keep throwing those out until we're out of this segment.
Do you think Trump was just, like, old Broadway, or do you think he listens to any sort of Hamilton?
Oh, he probably doesn't like Hamilton.
The whole cast stood up and called out Pence when he came to it.
Also, I don't think you could really be a fan of old Broadway if, like, your go-to song to soothe the savage beast is Memory from Cats.
I mean, granted, that show ran for a long time, but it, like, you know, it started in, what, like, the 70s or the 80s?
Cats is not old Broadway.
I mean, it's 50 years ago now, but... Yeah.
Of 40.
So, it's all subjective.
But yeah, I don't know what exactly defines old Broadway.
We've been making Music Man jokes this whole time, so Trump's probably not listening to Wicked.
No, I don't think he's much on Book of Mormon or anything else that's come out.
Well, Book of Mormon is a comedy.
He likes stuff that's a little more sincere.
That's another Music Man song, so...
Jokes only L could make.
Like, if someone burst in this room right now and held a gun to my head and they're like, name one Music Man song.
Even after L named three of them, I still could not do it.
Do you know how hard it is to work Shapoopy into a joke?
Like, I don't even know if that's a real thing.
That could be the name of a place somewhere.
I don't know what Shapoopy.
It just sounds like a fake fucking word that somebody made up, and it's just like, I'm sitting over here, like, literally stroking my beard, being like, how am I gonna make a Shapoopy reference?
Oh my god.
All I remember from that musical is like the opening bit where they talk about, you gotta know the territory, and they talk about the music man who's like the ultimate scammer, and he knows how to do these things, and the other hustlers are like, hey, I don't trust that.
So I actually don't know the actual music beyond the first thing Al said about the run with Sandra Poole and all that good stuff.
So I am totally out of my depth when it comes to the Music Man and all this fun and frivolity.
Well, Mike, either you were closing your eyes to a situation that you do not wish to acknowledge, or you were unaware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a pool table in your community.
Yes.
This is accurate.
This is an accurate thing that is true.
And I don't.
I have turned a blind eye to these things.
I am a monster, and I do acknowledge that.
Speaking of guys that are in trouble and are looking to dance their way out of it, it's not in our headlines, but Matt Gaetz has hired the sex crime lawyer.
He has hired a lawyer, and this is the guy who defended the gynecologist who was accused of sexually assaulting over 200 women.
So, he's hired, like, the guy you need if you are him.
Yeah, I actually saw a thing where they said that the Gates' hirings are the hirings of a person who expects to go to war in a trial.
That he has hired three incredibly high-profile, powerful lawyers in New York And that these lawyers are indicative of somebody who is expecting to just absolutely leave no prisoners.
I'm going to get charged with some serious shit, and I'm going to be firing back with every barrel I have.
And they're going to have to hire someone who is a local Florida lawyer to just kind of know the territory, as it were.
He's bringing the out-of-towners in, and someone was saying, like, generally speaking, if you hire a lawyer from the state you're in, that lawyer has to work with the locals, they have to, like, deal with those cops again, and those attorneys again, and all that kind of stuff, so they're gonna work for a deal, they're gonna try to, like, do something to make everybody happy, When you bring in the boys from New York to come down to Florida, you're trying to get an acquittal by any means necessary.
You are twisting every arm, you are working every angle.
This is it.
It's really funny that this story has become so dormant for so long, but Matt Gaetz seems to be thinking, shit's about to pick up and I need to be ready for it.
I'm ready for the deals he's gonna make.
So, you're saying Matt isn't probably taking any trips to Vegas anytime soon, unlike QAnon?
Unlike QAnon, because we're going to have the Patriot Double Town, allegedly, in Las Vegas.
When last the Adventures in Hero World podcast left, the supposed event that was going to be happening there, they had just been kicked out of Caesars because QAnon John, the guy that runs these things, told the military to mutiny and leave.
And eventually someone ran that up the flagpole, the Caesars, and they were like, people openly calling for sedition and treason and running conventions in our hotel is no bueno, so thanks, but no thanks QAnon Jon, you can hit the bricks.
But he has promised that this event will happen August 22nd through the 25th in Las Vegas, and they released a minute-long trailer for this big event.
And the best part of this minute-long trailer is it opens with Patriot Double Down, graphic and then at the bottom of that graphic it says
featuring Code Monkey Z.
And then you get a bunch of other Vegas-y nonsense like slot machines
and then the slot machines turn into Pepe or the sevens on the slot machine turn into Pepe
and then there's a countdown that goes to the number 17 and then stops and all this other good stuff.
And then they finally hit you.
I get it.
Yeah, and then they finally hit you with this big matrix thing and they have the chair that Morpheus was sitting in
in the code and then the code starts forming into like the silhouette
of a human in the chair and then it's Ron Watkins incredibly poorly photoshopped
like His head, like, just, like, stapled onto the body of a thin person wearing a black suit with a red tie, kind of looking like an agent, really.
And he's got these photoshopped skulls on the armrests of the chair, and it's, like, featuring Code Monkey Z!
And the best part about all of this is that Ron gets this elaborate introduction And he gets the headline on the front of the trailer, and then they just, like, throw in everybody else in a group photo.
Like, everybody else is gonna be speaking, you're all just a bunch of schmucks who get headshots.
So, like, Jordan Sather, the Kate Awakening, that horrible Sheriff Clark, that guy that literally had people die in his prison, all of these shitheads.
They're just the rabble.
They're just the chafe.
Ron Watkins is your bonafide headlining megastar.
Well, yeah, man.
I don't know if you know this about Ron Watkins, but he's Q. He's fucking Q. Q himself.
If you go to see Britney Spears in Las Vegas, Britney Spears is the headliner, and then whoever's opening for her just schmucks.
Same thing here.
They're like, Rod Watkins!
Wink!
You know who he really is.
Wink, wink!
Yeah, that's what I just love about all of this.
It's so aggressively breaking the kayfabe of Ron not being Q, where they're just like, QAnon Convention!
Starring Ron Watkins!
And you just have to pretend you don't know why it's starring Ron Watkins.
Now, Mike, you described this whole video to us.
I still don't know where, besides Vegas, this thing is taking place.
And you were cracking up when you watched it earlier.
Okay, so I went to their itinerary page, and the Double Down agenda itinerary is subject to change.
Friday, October 22nd at a location to be announced prior to event.
So it still doesn't have a venue!
Wow, the unmitigated fucking grift and balls on these dum-dums to announce an event without a venue secured.
Yeah, literally all four days, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, are quote, at location to be announced prior to event.
That's it.
That's just- Wait, when is this supposed to be taking place?
October 22nd to the 25th.
So it's like in like three weeks, basically, pretty much.
In not even a month and they don't have a venue secured for a four day event?
Nope.
No, they don't.
Whoa!
Oh man, if listeners, if you didn't hear the red... Well, I mean, it's possible that they have one picked or they're just trying to keep it secret and keep it safe like they did the last time around.
Oh, so people can't get them.
They literally tried to do that during the last convention, right?
Oh yeah the last convention they got kicked out of a bunch of places and then they were like frantically telling people that we are not releasing the location of where you're going until like a few hours before you go there because we want to keep the media out of it and Will Sommer still ended up getting in and then they kicked Will Sommer out so like even with their like cloak and dagger Like, don't tell anyone until the last possible minute.
Like, security protocols.
Like, people they didn't want to attend still got in to attend.
I mean, they kicked out- They have to keep it a secret so people don't knock on them to the venue and get them kicked out of said venue.
Almost assuredly.
I mean, that's like- Ugh.
Wow.
Yeah.
Saturday had- They're- Oh my god.
Like, they have- 7.30pm to 12? private Las Vegas dinner show and auction at
location to be announced prior to event. So they're going to have a dinner show. They're
going to go to a 7.30 show somewhere in Vegas. Basically, it's all that is. They're just going
to go to a 7.30 show.
Can you imagine the grim shit that's going to be up for auction there?
Will Ron put the hat up?
Can you potentially win the Wagyu leather cowboy hat from Ron?
Is there a Q Artist Alley?
El, would you walk down a Q Artist Alley with me?
I mean, like, I'm supposed to yes and you, but the real answer is no because it would require me being at a QAnon event.
Yeah.
I mean, so in an alternate dimension or in a positive for us future where we are doing this Q punditry full time and going to a QAnon event as part of our job, then yeah, absolutely.
I mean, it can't be any worse than the shit we saw back during our AnimeCon days.
Yeah, I mean, who knows.
It's a bunch of Trump slash flick.
What is going on?
Yeah, I don't know.
Somebody's phone is interjecting here.
Yeah, my phone is on silent but going crazy.
Sarge's phone apparently thought that we said, hey Siri, just fucking start rambling into the microphone for us real quick.
That is so bizarre.
That was weird.
I totally got hacked or something there.
Apologies to anybody who I just managed to bamboozle the electronics of by daring to say the robot's name out loud.
Yeah.
I assure you, I had my phone on silent.
I don't know what was going on.
Maybe the fucking Taliban's finally coming for you, bro.
It was ISIS.
How many times do I have to tell you?
They outsourced it.
They outsourced it!
And I'm a racist and all of those brown terrorists are the same.
How many times do I have to tell you?
Oh, well, fair enough.
When it's against terrorists, isn't that the only reasonable way that you can be racist these days?
Don't take this away from me.
I'm a white man.
I need to be some kind of racist.
Yes.
Don't worry.
You are.
You are, buddy.
Don't worry.
I don't know why I always forget that it's ISIS.
Like, I literally, like, always in my head, I'm just like, was it Al-Qaeda?
Was it the Taliban?
I'm just gonna go for one.
And you're always just like, it was ISIS.
And I'm just like, fuck, I always forget about ISIS.
You were there.
The crazy part, too, is El was with me when the FBI agent showed up to my door.
So he was there.
He was home when that happened.
Was I?
I thought I was at work and I showed up later.
And you were just like, hey, a crazy thing happened.
I don't think I was there when a G-man showed up and was just like, hey, ISIS is coming for you.
I'm almost certain you were there, but I might be gaslighting myself.
Maybe I was just too busy eating pizza to remember.
Yeah.
And maybe Sarge was eating a bowl of chili and that's why he can't remember exactly what happened in that pizza.
Maybe I just ate too much pizza and I was in the bathroom taking a shapoopy.
There we go.
Nailed it.
It took me a little while, but it was worth the wait.
It was.
I mean, hey, guess what?
You know, sometimes these jokes, they don't just, like, come to me.
Sometimes I have to pick a little and talk a little.
Boom, that's another Music Man reference.
Boom!
Still sliding them in there.
You thought it was over because the segment was done.
No deal!
Are you prouder of Music Man or Turboteen references?
Uh, I mean, I should probably be more proud of Music Man because it's a thing that's actually watchable and enjoyable in terms of tea is garbage, but...
And also, I don't really reference Turboteen so much as I do just yell the words Turboteen and hope that people understand that it's a fucking horrible old cartoon about a kid who turns into a car.
He's a werecar.
Thankfully, Rick and Morty did a riff on it, so if people are just like, what's up with that reference?
They can look it up.
Like Zardoz.
When I talk to people about Zardoz, they're just like, what's Zardoz?
And I'm just like, sigh, it's that thing that Rick and Morty made fun of that time.
And people are like, oh, okay, I get it.
The gun is good.
And the penis is evil.
And see, that would have been a great ti- like, we've already talked about Trump's horrible tiny penis, but if we hadn't yet, man, what a segue that would have been.
Turn our attention to Trump's peen.
Oh, that would have been so good.
We would have been so smooth.
One day, one day we will get to that level of smoothness, but sadly- But anyway, oh, no, hey, I've got another one.
Hey, speaking of dickheads, it's time for the Road to Roundup featuring Vic Garrison.
Oh, yes, indeed.
I was gonna say, I'm sure Rick and Morty did a riff on political cartoonists, so... I forgot to call it my Reaper Bell sound effect for this week's Rona Roundup.
So don't worry, I have a secret bum for it.
Gather round, folks, it's time for the Rona Roundup!
Yes, that's right.
So, uh, this week, uh, we don't actually have a another conservative who, uh, posted on social media, all kinds of
great stuff before dying of the coronavirus.
But we, we do have is, uh, Noted political cartoonist and outright crazy person Ben Garrison has declared that he and his wife have a very bad case of COVID and that he is treating it with ivermectin and beet juice and all kinds of other, like, just crank cures.
He, unlike Joe Rogan and Laura Loomer and others, Has not said anything about getting on the Regeneron and the actual high-grade stuff to treat this.
So if he's actually going full-blown homeopathic on this stuff and is really rolling the dice on this thing, that is super dangerous for him.
I'll just put it that way.
Yeah, he said in an interview that he believes that him and his wife's COVID is not fading Because they're in their 60s, not because of, you know, not getting it, not getting vaccinated.
He also, if you read the interview with him, he parrots a lot of Alex Jones talking points.
And I mean a lot.
He calls the vaccines gene therapy.
It says, and anyone who takes them, they're like designated kill shots.
You'll be dead within two years.
That's what they've changed their tune to now.
It's not dead by the winter.
This flu season, it's dead within two years.
They're just like, hey, you shouldn't take any of these shots, because everybody who takes these shots are going to be dead within a hundred years.
So, like, it's obviously super dangerous.
You just can't take them.
It's a pretty easy bet to make.
Like, oh, anyone who gets these shots- You just wait until the hundred year delta shows up and everyone's passing away.
You won't even know.
I've got a lot like in the year like 2056 or whatever people are gonna start like dying just from like advanced age and regular ailments and then like, you know, your last remnants of Q supporters are gonna be like, I told you, it's the vaccine, what done it?
Oh man, wouldn't it be cool if the vaccine was how Rising Stars started?
Or EarthX.
One of those things where everybody gets powers.
But Rising Stars is only a couple of days apart.
Except for like 10 million conservatives who suddenly don't have superpowers.
That would be great.
That would be incredible.
Oh, that's my webcomic.
That's what I'm going to write now.
God.
What the fuck?
Where's my government-mandated superpowers?
I don't get it.
Why am I left out?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry the South when we need a dumb conservative accent that we always go to a Southern accent.
I'm not sorry.
I'm from the South.
Fuck it.
I can make fun of those people.
I'm one of them.
I'm also... I'm from the South and a carny.
I can make fun of a wide variety of white people.
It's so good.
Yeah.
Yeah, what's so crazy about this stuff is that you have this massive disinformation campaign that is only getting more and more aggressively worse as time goes on.
On Gab Today, there were people talking about how If you get COVID and you're sick, do not go to the hospital because they will kill you to get $48,000 in subsidies from murdering you and claiming that COVID did it.
So we have now created this environment where people are going to avoid treatment And, as other people pointed out in my Twitter feed, eventually people are going to just start accusing hospital staff of killing people outright.
And that is going to lead to harassment and probably terrorism against hospital workers because you guys murdered my grandpa To get nearly $50,000.
And it's like, dude, we're a hospital.
Do you really think we care about $50,000?
This is such peanuts money in comparison to all the stuff that we do running this place and how incredibly fucked up America's insurance systems are.
We make way more money than that just treating anyone for anything.
We don't need the $50,000 from killing your family member and then blaming it on COVID.
It's so ridiculous.
The peanuts that these people think is an incentive for a business to commit mass murder.
I just can't even wrap my head around it that you would think that hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people who are not the ones getting the paycheck for this would be totally okay with killing just truckloads of their patients in order to get money.
Yeah.
I mean, killing off your customers and with speed is a surefire way to continue your business.
We all know that the tobacco industry has been killing their customers for years, but that takes a long time.
They're customers for 30 or 40 years before the cancer shows up and gets them.
Can you imagine your business model being centered around a shot that you give somebody and then it murders them after a year or two?
That would be great.
Like, at some point you're just gonna be like, what happened to all of our customers?
Oh wait, our product worked and now they're dead.
Yeah, and it's even faster for the ventilator conspiracy theory, because the person comes to the hospital and they die immediately.
You're like, what happened to Grandpa?
It's like, well, he was feeling bad, and he said it was pneumonia.
But then they tested him, and they said, nope, it's COVID.
And then they just, like, against his will, put him on a ventilator, blew his lungs out, and killed him.
They're literally just saying, you go to the hospital, you're dead within a week.
And I would think that People would catch on to that pretty quickly.
That like, oh yeah, my wife twisted her ankle, went to the hospital, now she's dead.
They put her on a ventilator, they said it was COVID.
I think John Q. Public could piece together this puzzle and solve it.
And be like, wait a minute, the hospitals are killing all of us.
It is a scam for money.
Wait a minute, Mike, what did you just say?
John what Public Q?
It's the Delta.
Yeah.
All right.
Incredibly satisfied.
Incredibly satisfied by my joke.
All we get out of Mike Rains is a... You said we had a bunch of questions this week.
We want to get started on those?
Well, actually, the one last thing I did want to bring up in this segment before we dip into the mailbag, as it were... Oh, sorry, but we thought you were done talking because you literally stopped talking and just sort of sighed contentedly like you were done.
No, I'm sorry about that.
It's totally my fault.
My brain just turned into pudding there for a moment.
The thing that they're trying to push is that the vaccines destroy your immune system and that you're going to be hooked on the booster shots.
And that's the only way you can keep your immune system thriving.
It's the only way it will be able to be maintained is by getting this artificial immune system installed into you by the deep state.
And that if you ever get off the shot, then you're dead within a few months.
And that's how they are going to kick these goalposts down the road further and further, and they're going to keep pretending that... It's basically the plot of the awful new Resident Evil show on Netflix.
And wasn't it also like a Star Trek episode where these people were taking a drug that they thought they needed or something, and it turned out it was just something that the other alien race was using to addict them and trap them into this relationship where they were under their control?
Across like six shows and hundreds of episodes, probably.
Wasn't it also an episode of real life when the government of America did that with the opioids that we put into our medical system?
Oh yeah, and the black community in crack?
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh yeah, our government, and that's one of those things where QAnon is able to take these bits of truth and then throw that out there and be like, hey, look, this is a thing that happened, and this shows that the government is always evil and bad, and they're doing terrible things to us, and they just really want to make sure that They have something, they have like an in, and that's why they're always bringing up Operation Mockingbird, Operation Paperclip, and the experiment in Tuskegee.
Yeah, the Tuskegee syphilis experiment.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, you just bring up bad things that the government did, and then When the other person says, yeah, but then it was revealed and they stopped that, then you just go, tsk, tsk.
You really think they stopped doing it?
How naive are you?
And that's how they get you.
That's their whole angle on this thing, is to just...
Give you a little dollop of truth and then just, like, just drench it in all the lies and the bullshit.
And that's how you go from Tuskegee to suddenly Bill Gates is frying your brain with 5G and making you take an anybody shot in order to live another three months.
Yeah, they, like, lay out these crumbs for you, insisting that at some point you'll get to the big loaf of bread that makes you a sadder but wiser girl.
Boom.
That's another Music Man song.
Nailed it.
I just have to trust you on this.
Hold on.
At this point, I'm reading from a list.
I was like, man, were you in Musical Man in high school?
I was just like... Musical Man, you're Music Man.
I was not in the Music Man, but I did get to perform Trouble during a Benefit cabaret, which was great.
So that sort of informs my love of the Music Man.
But yeah, I was added in my brain tank after the first four.
Now I'm just looking at a list.
L going behind, showing us behind the curtain how this all works out.
I'm just not here to try to take credit for, you know, like, incredible brain power that I don't have.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that sounds fair.
I can accept that.
I'm just here to take information that I'm reading off of this list and techfully work it into our podcast to what I hope is the delight of at least some of our listeners.
There's at least two of them.
Yeah, there's one listener out there in Gary, Indiana.
Boom, that's another Music Man song.
And they are very excited about all these references.
I really hope the creaking of my chair made it into my microphone on that one, because you actually made me lean backwards with that.
Yeah, did it make you feel good?
Was it almost like being in love?
Boom, another reason we got to talk about it.
I knew that was coming.
I knew that was coming.
There we go.
Now they're just rapid fire, because we're welcome to.
No, we are going to end the Name That Tune segment and go into the Mailbag segment now.
Oh, it's over when I fucking tell you it's over.
We got answers.
It's time for Q and A.
So I, apparently, much like you, brainwashed our audience by making a reference to football in our mailbag segment this week.
So we were immediately peppered by a bunch of football-related questions.
Martian Law asks, should the 49ers start Trey Lance over Jimmy Garoppolo?
And my answer to that is no, because The other four rookie quarterbacks we've seen so far in this NFL season have been anywhere from shaky to horrifying.
So I can't imagine that Trey Lance is the diamond in the rough that is going to be the plug-and-play guy that you just put in there and boom, he just dominates from the jump.
Trevor Lawrence has been a disaster.
Zach Wilson has been a disaster.
Mac Jones was good for a game and a half and turned into a pumpkin against the Saints this week.
And Justin Fields.
Every Bears fan alive was like, oh, thank God Andy Dalton is being benched, or he got hurt, but he ain't playing.
We got our boy Justin Fields in there!
He's gonna do it!
And I think the Bears had like 40 yards of passing for the entire game.
It was some incredibly horrifying number of offensive ineffectiveness.
It was like the head coach had no idea who his quarterback was, had no idea what he wanted to do.
It was just like, hey, run around out there, make some plays, kid.
The kid got absolutely demolished.
That was the one hilarious thing that me and Elle got to enjoy at Buffalo Wild Wings as all of our teams and all of my bets were going down in flames, was just watching the Cleveland Browns just dunking on the Chicago Bears, play after play after play.
And that was...
If I'm a Chicago fan, that was not good.
That was really bad to see my face of the franchise, my new shining light quarterback, just out there adrift, being destroyed by angry men in orange helmets.
Yeah, I mean, it was also not a great week for Chiefs fans.
You know.
No, it wasn't.
Over the past couple of seasons, Kansas City Chiefs fans have been talking about how the Chiefs are going to be the new Patriots.
But what we didn't know was that they meant the 2021 Patriots.
And on that, there is no question.
They are the same.
Enjoy being one and two, idiots.
How is that possible?
Yeah.
Because we don't play defense.
Because there is no such thing as defense in Kansas City.
Giving up a fourth and nine of the pass interference call at the end of the game after Mahomes failed on a two-minute drill, that was incredible.
That was incredibly dynamic.
And I didn't have hundreds of dollars at stake there at all.
I'm not bitter.
I'm not bitter in the slightest.
No, three, four very, very big turnovers.
A bunch of sacks.
It's gotta be incredible when the opposition has so little respect for your defense.
They're just like, fourth and four, fourth and six, eh, we're just gonna go for it.
Whatever.
Yeah, twice giving up a fourth down.
Anyway, thanks for the question.
We've been talking about football for too long.
So, Spooky Walkman, who has changed his name, I still know your Chairman Walkman, he asks, what is your favorite Halloween costume, personal or scene?
I have an answer for this.
I need to preface my answer by saying A. I only appreciated it because of the amount of pure sackitude that was involved.
I know what you're going to say.
Because it was incredible.
And I've told you this story before.
And not because I agree with the sentiment or how in poor taste it was.
On Halloween of 2001, I was in Salem, Massachusetts, the Halloween capital of the world, for their big Halloween bash that they throw in downtown.
And again, this is October of 2001, there were two guys dressed as the Two Towers, and their buddy was dressed like a plane, and he was just chasing them through the streets of downtown Salem.
And when they ran by me, I was just like, yo, those people is gonna get shot or stabbed tonight.
Like, that is so insanely crazy.
I was like, wow, how, like, the chrome-plated balls on those dudes.
Like, they must be, like, literal superhumanly strong and durable under those costumes.
You have to imagine that you were just gonna be antagonized all night by patriotic people who are just like, what the fuck?
Three hours from New York, too?
It's not like... Yeah, bro.
I was just like, when I saw that, I was just like, wow, God bless them for as long as they're alive tonight.
Yeah, that is... I've heard the legends of that get-up and that event.
So yeah, that is super wild that you would have the nerve to do that kind of a thing.
That would probably be...
One of those moments where people are like, dude, too soon.
Just a smooch.
Just a little bit too soon there, buddy.
Might want to let that one breathe for a little while longer.
And also, it's cheating because it's not a Halloween costume, but I do have to shout it out because of just how incredible it was.
One year, I was at a convention slash music festival where cosplay is sort of like a big thing, and I bumped into a guy, or like I was walking through the lobby, and this guy was walking towards me, and I had to stop him.
I almost never do this to cosplayers.
But I had to stop this guy and I was like, hey, can I ask you, are you dressed as Chakan the Forever Man right now?
And he was just like, yes, I am.
And I was just like, holy shit, there's got to only be like 200 people on the planet that still remember that property.
What a crazy thing.
And then I let him go on his way.
And I was like, wow, Chakan the Forever Man.
Holy shit.
That is the deepest of deep cuts.
Last year, We went to, me and my partner went to a small rock venue here in Kansas City to try and support them because they were having like a masked Halloween party and there was a lady there dressed as
The lady from Heavy Metal and Heavy Metal 2000 the one on the cover riding the bird and I like the music was so loud no one could talk I just held up a picture on my phone I was like is this you and she was just so happy someone recognized her and the reference like yes it's not she was just super excited like I I'm not just wearing a like a a A small costume.
Actually, as this thing I like, it's a relatively deep cut at this point.
How about you, Mike Raines?
You got anything for this one?
Oh, I have got absolutely nothing.
I am so weak on Halloween.
Did you not dress up when you were a kid for Halloween?
Oh, I did, but I didn't really have anything of particular note.
Actually, now that I think of it, what I remember I think my favorite Halloween costume that I ever wore was when me and Elle did a lock-in at a Laser Quest, and I dressed like Agent Smith, and so I was literally running around with one of those backpacks, shooting lasers at people all night, wearing a full suit, and I was wearing wingtip shoes, and my back was, like, fucked up for a week, because running in those things was not a really good idea.
Those were not shoes for a night of hardcore laser fighting with people.
I remember that night when you picked me up.
I was already hammered drunk while underage because I think I was only like 17 or 18.
And then I went to Laser Quest and continued my winning streak of being undefeated in the Highlander game type.
Yes!
Which, as the name might indicate, is a game type where there can be only one.
And it turns out that for being a Husky plus lad, your boy L was pretty fucking good at laser tag.
Yes!
Yeah, so that would definitely be the one I remember the most.
Because that night, they were like, we're gonna give an award for best costume, and everyone else was just lazy as hell, and they didn't give it to me.
And I was like, really?
I'm literally fighting in the dark, wearing sunglasses and a suit, and you gave it to somebody who bought a costume from Spirit.
And they were like, Wonka Wonka!
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm like, nothing.
There's really nothing I can do.
I just lose.
Thanks.
So, that was great.
But yeah, so, uh, we'll have to see what we're gonna come up with or what's gonna happen for this Halloween in a month or so.
So, thank you for the questions.
Also, yeah, thank you for the question, but also, Spooky Walkman?
Come on.
There's a whole month.
Change your name to Scareman Walkman.
Yes, I agree.
Uh, no one asks, uh, would you rather build an NFL team around Matt Jones or Terry Bridgewater?
I'd rather build my NFL franchise around Rick Mahomes, because I'm just gonna misname everybody as you did here.
I don't know if there's any other funny, uh, incorrect names to give various sports ball players, as it were.
John Brady.
Yes, John Brady!
Notorious, they say he's the best ever.
Tom Bradley.
I like Tom Bradley.
Tom Bradley's got some snap to it.
Oh God, Tom Bradley.
The next question from Lord J.C.
Del Torres is, how badly is Tom Bradley going to beat Bill and the Patriots this week?
The answer to that is Vegas apparently thinks very badly.
Because when a team is at home, they're supposed to be getting, like, the whole idea is that home field is worth, like, three points for the betting folks of America.
So when you see that Tampa Bay is a seven-point favorite in New England, They're telling you that if this game was in Tampa, they'd be like a 13 point favorite, that they would just blow the doors off the Patriots.
So, uh, not a lot of faith in the community of people who are putting money on this one that the Patriots are going to be able to hang with Tom and his boys in Pewter come this Sunday night.
So, uh, yeah, as a, uh, as we're talking, we're talking about Tom Bradley.
Returning to Foxborough or Gillette, whatever it's called now.
It's a system that he was in for 20 years, so he knows it super well.
He's still got a chip on his shoulder for no longer being a patriot, because for whatever reason they just wouldn't give him whatever the fuck he wanted to retain him.
So he's gonna go in there, and now, wait, he's gonna be fuckin', like, you know, he's gonna be looking over the sidelines at Max Jones, and just like, what, was he quaking at his boots?
That kid, like, I remember the first week, people were just like, oh, Max Jones looked like he played well, and I was like, didn't we lose?
And they were just like, yeah, but he looked good.
And then I watched some Patriots action this week, and he did not look good.
What about Bob Ronkowski?
Good old Bob, he's doing really good.
Although he got lit up by the Rams this week.
They do say he is going to play though.
Old Bob is kind of made out of balsam wood, so whenever he gets hit too hard, it's worrisome.
Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, but that was the bugaboo of him when he was here in New England.
It was week 17, the Patriots had already clinched the number one seed, the game was totally meaningless, and they had some local reporter at a tailgate, and he was just like, Hey, I'm at the Patriots' tailgate and everyone's excited for this game that doesn't mean anything!
And then the reporter guy was like, You guys want to see Rob Gronkowski play today?
And the whole crowd was like, Yeah!
I mean, look, I'm a Pats fan.
No, you morons, we don't want Cronkite to get hurt in this meaningless game.
We have to actually try to win the Super Bowl for once.
Cuz that was the year we beat Seattle to win the bowl.
So to end the terrible 10 year or so drought of not winning a Super Bowl,
which no fan outside of Boston could ever know that pain.
So I just thought that was really funny when they were playing.
I mean, look, I'm a Pats fan, you're a Pats fan.
I feel like it's not, I don't have a lot of faith going into this season so far.
If you don't mind my saying so, boom, that's a Music Man reference.
Got him!
I got him!
They're still coming!
I'm not done yet!
Thanks for the question.
So, yes, thank you for the question.
Reverend Xenofact asks, Boger, specifically, you're the expert.
One, where do you see this budget mess going?
And two, as quickly as we're forgetting Afghanistan, is anyone going to remember this in three weeks?
One, something will get resolved at some point.
I really, really want Biden to just print the trillion dollar coin.
The debt ceiling is the dumbest shit in the world.
There's no reason for it to exist.
It was put in there by dum-dums to try to quote-unquote restrain spending and it doesn't work and all it does is every two or three years we have to have the minority party in Congress take the majority party hostage and extract concessions in exchange for raising the debt ceiling and it's super dumb but uh so just get rid of it.
And the way you circumvent it is you just claim that the Constitution gives you the power to mint money.
So you mint a trillion dollar coin and just put it in the reserve and bam, all our debts are paid.
No problem.
The Simpsons did that.
Yeah, so put Donald Trump's face on it.
Be like, here's the Trump trillion dollar coin.
You can't be mad at that, can you Republicans?
And Trump would love it so much.
He would be Joe Biden's biggest fan if they put his face on a trillion dollar coin.
It would be so incredible.
And as to the second question, no, no one's going to remember this shit.
I mean, Ron DeSantis is probably going to have a good chance of winning re-election next year for governor of Florida, and like 50,000 people in Florida alone have died of COVID.
I mean, this guy is going to have committed like 12 9-11s by the time, or more, by the time he's up for reelection next year.
And people are going to be like, oh, I remember when grandpa died, but whatever.
Gotta vote for the Republican.
Can't let them socialists take control of Florida.
So I feel like almost all news is on some level ephemeral and that we Americans have the attention span of goldfish.
And then icy silence.
Yes, and then the iciest of silence.
I mean, Mike Ray is really bringing the silence this week.
I'm sorry, I should have said thank you for the question.
I apologize.
You absolutely should.
The question was literally addressed specifically to you.
Okay, well, I left the floor open for you guys, and I apologize for having done so.
That was my fault.
The person asking the question didn't fucking want to hear our opinions.
They made it pretty clear.
Fair, fair.
I will respect our questioners more often in the future.
TrapLordFlecko asks, what NFL player do you think is most likely to be Q-Pilled?
So... Ooh, I mean... Who's that dumb idiot anti-vaxxer one?
Like Carson Wentz or whatever?
Carson Wentz and Kirk Cousins are both aggressively proud anti-vaxxer quarterbacks.
Who's that Patriot wide receiver who just fully quit because he wouldn't get vaxxed?
I don't remember hearing about that.
Cole Beasley is the Buffalo Bill receiver who was aggressively anti-vaccine.
Hernandez isn't playing for the Pats anymore after doing too many shots.
This is very true.
This is very true.
That guy was doing all kinds of shots and they caught up to him.
So they were right about that.
There are certain shots that have consequences, potentially even lethal consequences.
Cole Beasley?
Yep, Cole Beasley, that's the anti-vaxxer receiver on the Buffalo Bills.
Aren't we still doing fake NFL player names?
Can we call him Cole Beasley?
Yeah.
Little Cole Beasley.
Andre Day Hopkins.
Everyone's favorite Harry Potter character, Cole Weasley.
I can't believe it took this long for me to remember this, but as me and Elle were hanging out at the B-Dubs watching the games, the Tennessee Titans were lining up to kick a field goal, and that was something that I needed to happen for me to win money.
I also needed the Chiefs to win on that bet, so thank you, Patrick Mahomes, you bum.
But, uh, I was like, I have no idea what this kicker's name is, but I really hope that he makes this.
And Al said to me, you don't know that guy?
His parents named him Scrotum Phillips.
So, uh, the Tennessee Titans, your kicker's name, fans of Tennessee Titans, your kicker's name is Scrotum Phillips.
We didn't know that.
So I just put that away and keep that in the memory banks for future And because I trust the good taste of our fans out there, I will say for the record that I got the name Scrotum Phillips from a very good sitcom called Party Down.
So I'm not going to take full credit for Scrotum Phillips.
I stole that from Party Down.
Fair enough, fair enough.
But yeah, I would just say any of the anti-vaxxer people.
I haven't seen any current NFL players that are aggressively pilled.
There are a couple retired NFL players that are completely off the reservation.
I can't remember, there's one guy who's, I'm gonna be so furious at myself afterwards, but there is a former NFL player who is 100% QAnon supporting, and he's completely out of his mind.
And that is enraging that I'm not trying to figure it out until like five minutes after we sign off.
But that community does exist.
I mean, it's out there and there are people who aren't just anti-vax, but are full on adrenochrome and all the rest of it.
Also, fuck, you were not wrong about the Pandora's Box of weird NFL questions we got this week, holy shit.
I know, I know!
Oh yeah, wowie zowie.
I'm here to tell you people, if it's not about the Chiefs, my knowledge dips off real hard.
Thankfully, our next question is far more up Sarge's alley, and that is, from Pancake Peasant, what issues does Woke Mothman care about the most, and why?
Elle sent me this while I was out working today, so I gotta have some answers ready.
And I was trying desperately to remember the setup for Woke Mothman, and I couldn't week to week, but Woke Mothman is definitely into, he's big on light pollution.
He's constantly advocating for people to turn off their lights when you don't need them, much like the Ninja Turtles in the 90s.
Like, hey, if you're not in that room, turn off the lights.
But why though?
Moths love lights.
But he hates flying into windows.
It's very, it really messes with him.
Does the man part of Mothman not overwrite the moth part of Mothman and like the flying into stuff?
Like can't the moth part appreciate lights but the man part keep them?
Settled down.
He's a slave to the basic moth instincts.
He still wanders into lights all the time.
He's also a huge fan of the infrastructure bill.
He's big on, if you know your Mothman lore, and there isn't a ton, he's big into getting people off of breaking bridges, or he doesn't want you on them.
So he wants to fix those bridges.
Big into Biden's infrastructure bill.
He wants to fix America's bridges.
He wants America to build back better, so I can see that.
That makes sense.
I like that Woke Mothman is both woke, but also a centrist Democrat who just wants solid policy proposals enacted into law.
Don't hold his West Virginia upbringing against him.
He's very woke.
Do we think that we can run our boy Woke Mothman against Manchin and get another centrist Democrat into that seat?
That'd be interesting.
I think Woke Mothman could win the primary against Manchin, but the general's gonna be tough.
I just think against a regular Republican in West Virginia, Woke Mothman's gonna have some challenges.
Not the least of which is that his name has the word woke in it, which is terrifying to probably a lot of voters in West Virginia.
Barack Obama's middle name was Hussein.
We got him into the highest seat in the nation.
You can overcome a crappy name.
This is true.
Well, as his campaign managers, we'll have to get past the virtue signaling that his name is being Woke Mothman.
Yes.
He's definitely not just a misidentified owl.
So don't worry about that.
No, no, he's not.
He's like, he's like, he's like, I was born in West Virginia.
I was raised in West Virginia.
I had two proud West Virginia moth parents that just happened to name me Woke.
Back then it didn't mean nothing, they just thought it sounded good.
Y'all know me.
Y'all have grown up with me.
Yeah, he's a proud son of immigrants.
They were moths that got through from another country through immigration.
Not immigration, goddammit.
They hit on some fruit, got through quarantine, got through customs, and ended up in West Virginia.
It's actually pronounced Woke-ay.
Woke-ay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like we've squeezed enough juice out of this one.
We should probably put this question on mothballs.
Oh yeah, just rubbing it on my skin.
So, thank you for the question.
TheGhostofDipset asks, among the prominent Q Grifters, who would you say has had the worst reaction to the AZ audit results?
I would say that probably the worst reaction is Wendy Rogers because of the fact that like this is her job.
She is a state senator in Arizona and she kind of put herself at the fore of this whole thing and now she has to try to keep forward momentum going when it's obvious she doesn't have forward momentum.
That it's obvious that This isn't working out for Team QAnon and that nothing's going to happen.
Because all the other idiots that are on the sidelines just like throwing grenades and just being shitheads, this doesn't really like hurt them.
There's no harm, no foul to Steve Bannon or Michael Flynn or any of these other Jamoaks like screaming and yelling about arrests needing to be made and all that kind of stuff.
But when you are like someone who has to like face the voters and whatnot, will you?
If you don't get results, they're going to bring an even nuttier QAnon fanatic in the primary you, and they're going to be promising they're going to get a payoff.
They're going to audit this audit and find out what was really going on.
And Mark Brinovich, who is the Attorney General of Arizona and is now accidentally the new hero of QAnon, he posted a message on Tuesday that read, Attorney General Mark Bronovich is requesting additional information from the Arizona Senate regarding the 2020 general election in Maricopa County.
On Monday afternoon, the Arizona Attorney General's Election Integrity Unit sent a letter to the Arizona State Senate requesting supporting documents from the report they released last week.
And Brenovich was quoted as saying, uh, this report gave us a lot of serious questions.
We're going to be investigating it thoroughly.
But the important thing to note there was he said that they're requesting supporting documents, which meant to say, Cyber Ninjas was telling us a bunch of bullshit, and now I need to see the documents that actually substantiate their claims.
And then when I get them, maybe I'll do something?
Maybe?
And the answer is that there will be no supporting documentation from Cyber Ninjas on any of their claims.
They've got nothing and they know it and Brinovich knows it, but he's fucked because he's stuck with these QAnon clowns that are gonna demand random people be indicted for crimes they didn't commit because QAnon's like, oh, they deleted the servers.
They broke the law.
And again, as I said at the start of this whole thing with the Maricopa County Twitter feed, they've explained everything.
Nothing was deleted.
No crimes were committed.
Everything was done on the up and up.
All Cyber Ninjas did was like throw a bunch of squid ink and then jump into their car and drive away with $20 bills blowing in the wind from the back windows from their theft.
So the idea that anyone's going to get indicted over this shit is so farcical.
And when nothing happens, that's when these people are really going to be left holding the bag, trying to explain why no one's being punished for the obvious crimes that obviously happened.
Yeah, so yeah, I just I just out they threw a smoke bomb ran off with the cash. I mean,
that then they have to be compelled to give the report in the first place.
Oh, well, no, they had to be compelled to give up their, their internal documents.
They were sued by transparency watchdog groups to show how they got the answers they claimed to have gotten.
They claimed all these communications they had were proprietary, they were a company secret, they couldn't be given to the public.
And the watchdog groups were like, no, you're doing an audit on behalf of the taxpayers of Arizona.
They have a right to know how you're doing this and what your methods are.
And a judge ruled in favor of the watchdog group that Cyber Ninjas had to show all this stuff.
So they were compelled to show all their private communiques and stuff like that.
The report was something they were supposed to be doing the whole time.
The payoff was this dumb report.
And then, and again, when the report came out, the headline, Biden wins by even more!
Yeah.
So yeah, I mean, it's just, just an absolute shitshow.
And now Wendy Rogers is going to be left trying to answer why she hasn't crushed the deep state.
And I have no idea how shitty a Republican this Brinovich guy is, but He can enjoy his primary from the right by an absolute sociopath now.
And people have been saying this guy wants to run for Senate, that he wants to challenge Kristen Sinema when she's up, I think in a couple more years.
But yeah, whenever Sinema's up again, people have been talking about Brnovich wanting to run for that seat.
People are saying that Trump could destroy that guy with a single message if he doesn't start indicting people.
And that's really what this comes down to, is that President Man-Baby wants people to placate his hurt feelings.
And when you don't do these things, because you can't because you'll be laughed out of court, then you make him mad and he's going to be like, I'm in favor of some absolute nut who's going to be running for office in Arizona.
Trump's already endorsed- Pilled Bigfoot.
Yes.
Pilled Bigfoot is running for office, and we support him.
Yeah.
Wasn't Bigfoot one of our woke characters last time as well?
Oh, yeah, but then he got killed.
No, not Bigfoot.
Now he's been doing his own research and now he's he's blurry for the wrong team.
Yes.
Oh, weird.
I bet the Florida skunk ape is very, you know, woke, but like anti DeSantos.
Maybe not woke.
He just really doesn't like DeSantos or his policies, but that's not hard.
You really think the Southern Skunk Ape is on the good guy team, huh?
I mean, I don't have... I don't want to... I have prejudices, and some of them are about the South of America.
I don't want to judge him before I meet him.
I mean, his name is Skunk Ape, so I'm not sure if I want to meet him for a variety of reasons, but... I'm sure we're being cryptid racist right now.
Cryptidists?
That's fine.
Hey, it's like that dumb fucking movie Bright.
It's like what Will Smith says in that movie.
Yeah, fairy lives don't matter today.
Who the fuck let them put that into a script?
How did Will Smith say that?
Like, they're just like, hey, read this script.
And then at this point, you say fairy lives don't matter today.
And Will Smith should have just been like, no.
I'm not saying that.
Remember when we thought Will Smith could act?
I mean, Will Smith, he was charming in his role.
I still think that Midnight Black might still be my favorite Will Smith performance.
He's just so charming and perfect in that role.
He's very Will Smith in that, yeah.
So yeah, I don't have much for the cryptids.
The only thing I'll finish this with is just the fact that Trump has endorsed the AZ Honey Badger guy for Arizona Secretary of State.
So if you don't pander to this guy, Trump has no shame.
He will just pick an absolute nut out of a crowd and be like, You are the new mayor of Topeka or whatever.
Just go get him.
Go get him.
Feral, rabid dog.
Just go.
Be an elected official in America because you've said the magic words, election fraud and voter integrity and whatnot.
So I, Donald Trump, hurt feelings president man, love you and support you.
I mean, there's no lower bar in America to clear.
I think one of us could run for office on that platform and get an endorsement from Trump, because he would have no idea who we were until we said the magic words.
Nice.
Time to get that blue checkmark.
Yes!
Oh God, I'm going to get 3% of the vote in Massachusetts for some race and get a blue checkmark.
There's some guy running in Virginia.
And he got a blue checkmark.
I'm sure he's going to get absolutely no votes.
And he posted on Twitter, uh, audit all 50 states and then execute everyone who's guilty.
And so just calling for mass murder and you don't get suspended from Twitter and you get to keep your fake blue checkmark because you're quote unquote running for office.
I love it.
Well, yeah, because all of the audits will turn up nothing.
Therefore, nobody is guilty.
Therefore, nobody will be executed.
So he's not really calling for any violence at all.
Oh, you're right!
All the audits will turn up a lot of money for them.
Audit all 50 states, shove greenbacks into my pocket.
Thank you, yes.
And finally, our last question of the week from questioners is Will Kummer asking, has the Q gang ever had a legit win?
It seems like it's all L's.
They felt like they had a big win when Epstein got arrested.
That just put them over the moon.
They were so happy that one of their boogeymen actually got pinched, even though Epstein was a known monster for over a decade before QAnon even existed.
It would have been like celebrating Bill Cosby getting arrested and being like, Hannibal Buress did it!
He was the only one who knew!
And it was like, no, people have known for forever, but for some reason it took that viral clip to spur someone to action to do a thing.
And even here, QAnon wasn't the Hannibal Buress, it was Julie K. Brown, a reporter in Florida, Who, like, started knocking on doors and talking to all of Epstein's victims and, like, beat- and pounding the pavement.
And then one day she was able to find out that, like, his plea agreement with the government was, like, basically illegal.
And they were just like, this is bullshit!
And then they published the article about Epstein's bullshit deal and all of his victims.
And suddenly a bunch of prosecutors were like, oh, this looks really bad!
Time to bring Epstein in!
And then they brought Epstein in, and then he didn't kill himself, as the kids like to say.
We're getting the Hannibal Buress-Cosby effect all over again now with this R. Kelly trial.
People that just weren't around or weren't paying attention like 25 years ago have just been like, Yo, this R. Kelly shit with Ali is crazy, right?
And it's just like, dog, we've known about that for 25 years.
When it happened, R. Kelly was just like, I have produced documents to prove that Ali is 18.
And it was like, really?
Because she's wearing like a magic school bus backpack.
And I'm pretty sure that she's still like 13 or 15 or whatever.
And no amount of documentation is going to trick my actual human eyeballs into thinking that that little girl is a full grown woman.
And R. Kelly's just like, whatever, I have these totally legitimate documents that say that I can marry and have sex with her.
It's like, yuck.
Fuck you, R. Kelly.
Yeah, and it's really funny.
I'm fighting for my life here!
And it's so funny that QAnon, who are obsessed with child sex traffickers getting cuffed and stuffed and facing justice, I haven't heard anyone say anything about R. Kelly because it's a conviction happening under evil President Biden, and the world under bad people like Biden is supposed to be a world where these kinds of monsters just get away with everything.
And that's not happening.
So they have to try to figure out a way to retcon that whole thing and be like, Oh, well, R. Kelly went to jail because of other reasons.
So yeah, it's really funny that the people that supposedly care so much about this stuff, all they care about now is indicting people for voter fraud in Arizona that doesn't exist.
Instead of actual child sex trafficking that had an actual conviction for and just like all kinds of all the other assaults and all the other horrible stuff R. Kelly did that he finally faced justice for.
Don't worry.
You know, those people will be perfectly satisfied once we form Digital Samurai and we take an additional $6 million from Arizona to try to uncover the fuck-ups that Cyber Ninjas made in doing their audit.
We're going to audit the audit, and then when our audited audit comes out, it's just going to be like, we found out that Joe Biden did in fact win by 20 more votes than we thought before.
Isn't that crazy?
$6 million, please!
Look alive, Samurais.
We got an audit.
We got an election to burn!
Yeah!
Play five seconds of cyberpunk theme here.
Yes, and then have the game crash.
Boom!
Topical.
So we will wrap up, as we always do, with the chairman, the now spooky Walkman, or Scareman Walkman, question of the week, which is, what are you excited for?
Ooh, so what am I excited for?
I still haven't seen Shang-Chi, so I don't know if it's right to say I'm excited for it.
Shang!
Shang?
Shang-Chi.
Is Shang-Chi?
Yes.
Is it really?
It actually is, yes.
No, that is not a bit.
That is me correcting you, because it is important for us to get this stuff right, so we continue to carry our woke liberal cards.
Oh, like woke mothman.
I am excited to still be off of Magic and actually playing other games.
I got to play enough of Gears Tactics to realize that it is very easy.
And while that's not exciting, it's just nice to be playing other games besides Magic.
It was definitely a problem.
Well, fuck you, buddy.
I'm excited to be playing Magic.
Whoa, what a twist.
Yeah, that's right.
I've been doing some drafting, I've been playing on Magic the Gathering Colon Arena, everyone's favorite free way to play Magic if you're even halfway decent at it, which I am, thank you very much.
Which is to say, pretty much exactly halfway decent at it.
I've been going over to friends places to watch spooky movies because that season is upon us.
I think I have plans to do that again tonight.
I'm not sure what we're watching.
It might be Hereditary, which I haven't seen yet, but I've heard good things about.
Jeff Goldblum's The Fly from 1986, which, god, I forgot how horny that movie was.
I mean, holy shit.
If you haven't re-watched that movie in a while, go back and re-watch it.
Geena Davis is just like, this dumb fucking nerd, what a nerd!
And then is immediately just like, I'm gonna ride him into the sunset, and then when I'm not riding him, I'm gonna be sucking on his nipples while he talks about Albert Einstein or whatever.
So weird.
And then, speaking of weirdly sexy horror movies, last night we watched Hellraiser, which was great.
Hellraiser is a movie, a cautionary tale about a guy getting everything, exactly what the fuck he wanted, and then realizing that that's not what he wanted after all.
Because the main character of that movie, this dude Frank, he's just like, Yeah, I thought I had experienced the limits of pleasures and pain.
I was wrong.
And I gotta get the fuck away from these demons that are chasing after me that, holy shit, these people, they do not play.
I do not want what they are selling.
It's so funny.
They might be demons, they might be angels.
Yeah, I mean, like, I just call them demons because I don't want, like, I feel like it would be too confusing for people if I called them, like, aliens or extra dimensional beings or whatever.
Dimensional travelers in the realms of pleasure and pain.
You opened the box.
We came.
Yeah, that's great.
And I love how the set-up guys are just like, yeah, give us Frank.
We'll totally let you go.
And then she's like, see?
It was Frank.
I gave you Frank.
They're immediately just like, oh, we're gonna torture you to death, too.
Don't you worry about that.
I don't know what about our general look made you think that we were trustworthy people, but we are not.
Those treacherous cinebites.
And then they do that 80s movie thing.
I'm not going to go too hard into it because we're doing a binge-worthy episode on Hellraiser this week.
Yeah.
So if you want to hear more of our thoughts on binge-worthy, and I'll probably even bring this point up again, but they do that awesome 80s thing where they, like, creep slowly towards their victim, like, giving our main, like, our main protagonist, like, all the time in the world to slap the lament configuration until it closes, where she's like, if any one of them would just move at the speed of an actual threat, she would have just died immediately.
And also the fat center bite just gets crushed by a ceiling.
He doesn't get sent back to the, like, pleasure dimension or whatever.
A ceiling just falls out of it.
That's the end of him.
So weird.
I believe his name is Butterball.
Yeah, Butterball, the fat one, you know.
Chatterbox, Butterball, Pinhead, they've all got incredible names.
And Female Cinnabite.
Yeah, and the female or whatever.
Yeah.
Nice.
Okay, anyway, Mike Rades, what are you excited about?
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I am excited.
I actually am excited about the Sunday Night Football game.
I'm just going to be very interested to see how the Bucs and Patriots fare.
Any outcome is going to be very interesting.
I'd like it to be a good game, but if the Buccaneers just come in here and stomp the Patriots, that would also be very interesting to me.
I will probably be watching it at a sportsbook, so it'll be very funny to listen to the crowd's reactions.
Like, how much of the crowd is actually dedicated Patriots fans.
How many are just totally on Team Brady's side?
So I think that's going to be all very fun.
And also, I'm probably going to lose a bunch of money on Green Bay minus 6.5 against those Steelers.
Because Ben Roethlisberger is cooked.
He, oh my god, did he look bad this week.
That was terrifying.
Yeah, he's squaring off against Aaron Rodgers, who is literally just phoning it in because he's only playing because he's contractually obligated to show up.
I know, but Aaron Rodgers won a game this week and looked great, whereas Ben Roethlisberger... I think that Sarge could play better quarterback right now than Roethlisberger.
It was terrifying how bad he was.
That is quite the condemnation.
I can't throw a football worth anything.
Yeah, but do we think that you could send better dick pics than Ben Roethlisberger?
Oh, almost certainly.
Fair enough.
Yes.
Okay, well, with that, we're gonna get the fuck out of here.
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Like, how are you going to work that into a conversation?
That's going to be my final Music Man reference of this episode.
I'm just going to say the words, Lie to Rose.
That counts, right?
It's as much of a reference as Turbo Teen is.
Who are you to judge?
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