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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #42: Ashli Babbitt, Bill Cosby, Tucker, Trump, and other Bad People

QAnon has finally settled on a final verdict on Ashli Babbitt. Also Trump is suing everyone and Tucker is in some hot water. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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	Hello everybody.
	Welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
	I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
	PokerinPolitics, and I am joined, as always, by Sarge.
	Hello, from the internet.
	And the mysterious El.
	G'day, me beautiful babies!
	This time I'm from Australia!
	Crikey!
	That's a Doyle Dundee!
	Oh, our globe-trotting, witty commentator Elle, now visiting us from Down Under, as it were.
	With a pitch-perfect accent.
	Oh, a sparkling, immaculate accent.
	So, this week... It's like Paul Hogan's right here.
	You can really feel the whole of the ozone layer.
	Yeah, so this week we have just all kinds of craziness that has happened because like pretty much right after we had finished recording last week's podcast, suddenly QAnon decided that actually Babbitt was the greatest hero we've ever seen.
	And then this week, we found out that We now have the date when the groundswell of support for Donald Trump's return to the presidency will occur.
	This titanic event will be revealed to you shortly after we play our content warning.
	Content warning.
	The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
	Listener discretion advised.
	Oh man, yeah.
	In an event we're calling Freaky Friday.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Trump is back!
	Well, we'll be back in just over a month.
	Yes, in just over a month, our dear boy Donald Trump is going to maybe, sort of, kind of become president, as it were, because... I think you mean continue to be president.
	Cause you never stopped, right?
	That's one thing.
	Never stop.
	Uh, yeah.
	Never stop, never stopping.
	James Wood got in the suit so he could, Trump could go to rallies.
	Trump's like mall Santas, right?
	Anyone can be Trump.
	I can be Trump.
	You can be Trump and just be shitty and lead racist rallies across the nation.
	It's really trying to actually figure out what is the actual story that QAnon has about the presidency and who's doing what is very difficult to ascertain.
	But what we have right now is Mike Lindell, the MyPillow guy, and basically the second most powerful man in America in the Republican Party besides Donald Trump.
	has now finally declared that his Grifter Symposium is going to occur on August 12th, and they're going to reveal all the evidence to everybody.
	They're going to just reveal everything to the world, and that after this live stream, probably broadcast on OAN and Russia Today, and all kinds of other incredibly reputable media platforms, After all of this happens on August 13th, America will be crying out for Trump to be their president again, because the absolutely undeniable proof that the election was stolen from Trump shall be revealed on the 12th.
	Absolute 9-0, baby!
	Thursday the 12th is when the symposium happens, the Trump Symposium, so everyone needs a day to digest it, and then on Friday the 13th, That's when the groundswell starts, right?
	And we get Freaky Friday.
	Yeah, we're gonna have just like mass protests, probably a general strike.
	America will shut down.
	JFK Jr.
	will reveal himself to be alive and declare that he will be replacing the traitorous Mike Pence as Trump's vice president.
	He will either reveal that he is alive or he will simply rise from his grave.
	Yes.
	Rise from your grave.
	Oh, I hope that we get Altered Kennedy.
	That would be the greatest of all Kennedys.
	Oh man, Altered Kennedy sounds rad.
	So, this is... What's really weird about this is that Lindell had previously Sort of backtracked on the whole big August payoff of this thing and at one point it is a series of interviews He's been doing about this stuff He was like by the fall for sure because he had previously said August and he backtracked a little bit now He's ramping it up.
	He's basically giving himself like five weeks for this now because his big Reveal of the evidence is going to be on the 12th, and then it's over.
	Then the deep state is defeated.
	That's not enough time.
	That's not enough time.
	We have it here.
	There's that idiot in Pennsylvania trying to get another audit going.
	That literally has no chance of starting in five weeks and will not start, period.
	Five weeks is not enough time for anything to get the momentum that he wants to happen because it hasn't happened in the past six months.
	What's so strange about this is that the Arizona audit, they said their report chronicling all the fraud and corruption they've uncovered will come out in quote-unquote August.
	They haven't said when in August.
	But that's just when they're going to release the report.
	So, he might be, like, big-footing them.
	He might be, like, stepping on them, for all he knows.
	He might have his big symposium on the 12th, and then, like, Cyber Ninjas is going to try to, like, get some press by releasing their report on the 13th, and be like, Yay!
	Here's the fraud we found!
	And, by the way, the Arizona Attorney General isn't going to arrest anybody because our evidence is bullshit.
	And, uh, we gotta go!
	Thanks for the bag of money, suckers!
	I actually saw on Telegram last night, someone posted a thing where they were like, hey, the Arizona audit funding, they've made $100,000.
	And then that's nothing.
	Well, they recently like someone had done a report from Mark DiPernaro regarding Money Cyber Ninjas.
	had raised approximately $107,000 over the past 24 hours.
	And if you add in yesterday morning, we're now at $177,000.
	So they are just raking in the cash from these poor suckers that think they're going to do anything.
	I mean, it shows you why they're doing it.
	I mean, it's such an effective scam.
	Al, Al, come over here.
	Huddle up with me.
	We need to get rid of all our morals so we can actually make some money.
	So, after this we're going to brainstorm what our grift is.
	I think we just have to pick anything kind of terrible and we can make $100,000 a day.
	Doug, this is the grift.
	This podcast, it is the grift.
	I've been saying it for years.
	Blue Anon is the new QAnon.
	At some point, they're going to become super target rich, and then we're just going to keep digging long after we hit oil.
	Are we letting Mike in on the grift?
	Mike, you're in on the grift.
	We need to get rid of our morals.
	Uh, okay.
	I'm good with that.
	I mean, there are so many people that run Blue Anon scams that are actually just the exact same thing as QAnon.
	It's so funny.
	There's this Twitter account called Bad Company with two Ds in bad, because he's too cool for school.
	And all that guy does, all that guy does is just post stuff about, oh they got all these indictments, oh Trump's going down, let me tell you Bob, oh it's, it's all happening.
	Yeah we can tell you if I know what's on Donnie Trump Jr.' 's laptop, it's gonna freak your bean.
	Oh, it's all of that.
	And that guy's got almost like 40,000 followers on Twitter.
	And pretty much like, so many of the people that follow me follow this guy.
	And all he does is just post that bullshit.
	I mean, it's just, it's so ridiculous.
	Has he been selling Freedom Coins as well?
	Is he also on that coin grift?
	Oh, I wish.
	I wish he had Biden coins, gold plated coins of Joe Biden.
	I don't understand all these people that are just like have this Charlie Brown mentality of I am going to continue to listen to this person that has been wrong, that has moved the football out from under me.
	Every single time.
	Every single time!
	They pull that football away, but no, this is the time.
	They are both going to be right, and I'm going to kick that football.
	I don't get it.
	Well, A, it's some cost fallacy and also it's the thing that what you're doing is exciting and engaging and fun.
	This is entertainment and the entertainment is this weird belief that you know the secret truth about the evil liberals and that One day you're gonna be vindicated, or your family's gonna find out that you were right and they were wrong.
	I mean, it just plays on so many different emotions that make people susceptible to this kind of stuff.
	And you just see...
	So many of these grifters.
	I think my favorite QAnon promoter when it comes to this stuff and the emotional manipulation is the Peppy Lives Matter person.
	Because their posts are just so over the top and intense about emotional support and understanding.
	And, we're all in this together, brothers!
	Let's do this!
	And this morning, they were just over the moon.
	And it's so funny.
	The president of Haiti gets assassinated, and they're happy about it.
	They're excited.
	Like, can you imagine thinking of a story like that?
	A head of state has been killed, and your reaction is, ooh boy, this is, what's going on here?
	I mean, it's like, my reaction would be to be horrified and kind of sad.
	Clinton fans rejoice.
	Yeah!
	Our girl got another one!
	She did it!
	Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's just this mentality that you're living in a world that is just way more exciting and way more high stakes than the world you really live in, especially if you're a middle class white American with a job.
	I mean, it's just, if you're just like going through the motions, putting a little in your savings, planning that vacation, doing things, I mean, it's a living, but This world these people live in is so extreme and crazy, and God and the devil are exchanging punches and all this stuff, and you're just watching all this.
	Yeah, it's a Jason Bourne novel.
	It's a Jason Bourne novel that you're a part of!
	I mean, you're just, you're just a character in that movie, and maybe your spicy meme will be the thing that brings Jason Bourne to victory, and he'll beat the bad guys.
	I mean, it's just, it's this immersive ARG that just has these people, like, invested, and to actually look at all the failed predictions, and look at all the times it was wrong, All that does is bum you out and make you sad.
	And you just want to keep chasing that dragon.
	You just want to keep having fun.
	See, when I feel that way, I watch a Mothman documentary and I just go, yep, that would be cool.
	Like, I don't try and, I don't storm the Capitol.
	And would a Mothman be cool, Sarge?
	Isn't the Mothman a dangerous interloper?
	In concept, yes.
	Very awesome.
	In actuality, I would definitely, like, piss myself if, like, a Mothman show up and psychically communicated to me that America's crumbling infrastructure meant, like, a hundred-odd people were gonna die the next day.
	Oh, yeah.
	And that was obviously, again, stopping the 31 terabytes of data from being exposed because McAfee's Deadman Switch was in that building, which is one of those lovely little things.
	Everything is about that.
	The bridge.
	It was a bridge collapsed.
	How dare you mix up your Mothman lore, you Luddite.
	That's me.
	I am not the Mothman expert on this podcast.
	I think that Mike was just giving you too much credit to be weaving in your Mothman lore with a topical reference about that horrible disaster.
	I couldn't let him get away with mixing up.
	We can't muddy the water on Mothman.
	This is important.
	He started showing up in Chicago because Virginia and West Virginia are boring, so he took off to Illinois.
	Yeah, I hate to break it to you, but I don't think most people give a fuck about the Mothman.
	More's the pity.
	I think that's just, that's just like, that's just crypto zoophile shit.
	Like, you know, once you start dipping your toe into that water after, after you get hooked in by Bigfoot or Nessie, then you graduate to Mothman.
	It's like, it's like crypto, it's like cryptid 102.
	I just want a big, muscly, sexy mothman to carry me away from all these troubles.
	Most of us do, most of us do.
	I found out a couple years ago that the New Jersey Devils hockey team is not named for Moloch or Lucifer.
	It's actually named for their urban legend.
	There's an actual monster called the New Jersey Devil that lives in New Jersey.
	Yeah, you've never heard of the New Jersey Devil?
	No, I had not heard of that.
	It's part of that same Cryptid 102 class you take.
	Yeah.
	Clearly, I need to take Cryptid 102.
	I'm behind! I'm behind! That's gonna be Sarge's premium content for the podcast, is Cryptid102.
	He's gonna go with the- The Pine Barrens is supposedly haunted by a lady's 13th
	child, cause she was just so sick of having kids, she said, if I have one more, let it be a devil.
	Now the the true deep dive story on all that is it it all comes back to anti-semitism but what doesn't?
	But yeah!
	No, no, you thought it was named after the Christian devil?
	No, it's all an urban legend, cryptid nonsense.
	The Pine Barrens are filled with a devil baby.
	Oh, no, I just never put any thought into the Jersey Devil's name.
	I just thought it was kind of, like, bold.
	The scariest professional sports team name is the Washington football team.
	The scariest part of the name of the Washington football team is, uh, they, they had said that that was a placeholder name for the team for last year and this year, and that they were going to come up with a new name.
	And then one team official, uh, came out like a couple of weeks ago or so and said, you know, we might just stick with Washington football team.
	I mean, it's, it's catching on with people, people.
	Yeah.
	You can't offend anyone by being named.
	Where you are and what you are.
	Washington football team.
	You're still going to be offending the British especially, but really anyone else who exists not in America where football is a much more popular game called soccer.
	Just be Eagles too.
	Just Washington Eagles too.
	We're also the Eagles.
	I'm waiting for them.
	Because Dan Snyder is the worst owner in all of sports, on the entire globe, not just in America.
	I'm pretty much waiting for them to, at the end of the season, say, okay, we are now the Washington Blue Lives Matter, and they just have the thin blue line as their logo on their helmet.
	It's not hard.
	You just pick a fucking animal that isn't already being used in your league.
	Yeah, but like all the cool animals are already being used.
	I think that what they should do is they should just throw their muscle around and just be like, we are now introducing ourselves as the rebranded Washington Bills.
	And then he's like, get it?
	Like, money.
	And then Buffalo's just like, uh... It's like, hey, bills can be two things.
	Just be cool.
	No joke, I almost was like, Lions isn't taken.
	There's no Lions football team.
	There really isn't.
	That's the problem.
	Oh my god, the Port-au-Prince Lions.
	Those absolute bums.
	I think they should go hard the other way and be the Washington Parrots.
	What the fuck are we supposed to be talking about right now?
	I can't even remember anymore.
	Bill Cosby?
	How the hell did we get here for Bill Cosby?
	No, we never got there, but I'm just taking us back in.
	You can pick.
	You want to talk about Bill Cosby or Ashley Babbitt?
	Uh, we'll do Bill Cosby.
	As sad and horrible as it is, it's kind of a lighter, smaller topic for what's going on.
	Oh, or we could talk about Moise.
	I was supposed to chastise Mike for talking about Moise, but then I segwayed into that headline.
	Having it be part of the Freaky Friday headline we were talking about.
	That's fair.
	I deserve that chastisement.
	So yes, this is the thing about this kind of stuff.
	We have breaking news that came out this morning that the president of Haiti was assassinated.
	You're supposed to be horrified.
	You're supposed to be concerned about what's happening in the world.
	And instead, we just have these people that are just like, Oh, Clinton's got another one.
	Hey, that's just what's going on.
	And Even on that level, even on the level of these QAnon jamokes being upset that Hillary killed another one of her sworn enemies, it's like, why is she still free?
	If this was an actual story in the world where there was a mass murderer, terrorist mastermind conducting all these crimes, wouldn't we be talking about how they should be caught?
	How they should be stopped from what they're doing?
	I mean, I know this is ancient history, but in 2004, It was, like, a lot of people were really upset at the fact that John Kerry's political campaign against Bush for the presidency wasn't entirely, why haven't you caught bin Laden yet, you giant fucking moron?
	Like, why is the guy that killed 3,000 Americans still free?
	And every now and then they would ask W, they'd be like, yo, W, why haven't you caught the guy that killed all those Americans?
	He'd be like, oh, no, eh, whatever, I don't care, I'm in Iraq now.
	So it's like, that should be the way QAnon is.
	They should just be like, why hasn't Q or Trump arrested Hillary and Bill yet?
	Why haven't they shown us the Wiener laptop with the Hillary face carving video?
	But because they know they're LARPing, because they know this is all dumb shit, They never actually ask anyone to do anything.
	They just, like, shake their... It's pro-wrestling.
	They're just mad that Ric Flair hit Dusty Rhodes with a steel chair and pinned him, and, oh, that rascally nature boy, he's gonna get him next time when they're in the steel cage and those four horsemen can't interfere.
	I mean, it's just that.
	It's just this... Wow, what an ancient reference.
	It is!
	It is!
	I mean, it's just this old, tiny, male soap opera nonsense.
	That's what they're all about.
	And it's just what they do.
	And they admit this because they never, ever hold their heroes to account for this shit.
	When your sports ball team loses a game, you yell at the quarterback, you yell at the head coach, you get mad about them screwing things up.
	You don't say, oh, oh well, the other team won, waka waka, get them next time.
	I mean, it's just, it's just not how the way it works.
	But in QAnon land, like their, their team, they never, they never call their team to account for anything.
	They never wonder why they haven't gotten the job done.
	In the last four odd years.
	I mean, what are they gonna... Once they start doing that, it all falls apart.
	We talk about this all the time.
	Once they start holding themselves to account, they have to go through and look at everything, and that just... It all... House of Cards falls apart.
	Yeah, I was about to say, it's House of Cards, but with a Q instead of a C, because that's our brand.
	Boom.
	Nailed it.
	Listeners, I'm gonna let you in on behind the curtain a little.
	L writes up our show notes and any place he can put a cue, he does.
	The jokes are just for us!
	It constantly trips me up because I, while reading, will try and say the cue and it is not possible.
	There you go.
	There's your peek behind the curtain.
	Oh my god.
	And so, but like, Haiti is a big part of their whole cabal thing, right?
	I figured we'd, I know it just happened, but they're like... Is it Haiti where we get some of our precious, precious adrenochrome that is like of the highest quality?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, this was one of the earliest Q drops where Q was sort of trying to get his sea legs under him to figure out what his audience wanted to hear from him.
	And he decided that The whole idea of the Democrats keeping black people confused, poor, and voting Democrat because they're being misled and tricked, that would all end when the truth about Haiti is revealed.
	It was Q-drop 9 where Q just did the whole Dinesh D'Souza, hey, did you know the Democrats were the party of the Confederacy in the KKK?
	I mean, there's just this whole thing where it's like, do you know American History 101?
	Just the most boilerplate, ridiculous crap in the world.
	But did you know that, Mike?
	Did you know any of that?
	I did.
	I'm not good on my Mothman and my New Jersey Devil, but I'm really good about the Civil War and American history.
	Those are things that I care a lot about.
	You got that one.
	I got that one.
	And Q just puts out this vague statement that was, quote, what happens if the truth about Haiti is released?
	Do Ds lose the majority of the vote?
	And just the idea that Democrats just go to Haiti and feast on children all the time.
	Haiti's filled with clean babies.
	Oh, God.
	The cleanest of babies.
	The cleanest of babies.
	I mean, I don't know a lot about Haiti, but based on what I've seen of Haiti, I'm not entirely convinced that's true.
	Right?
	Are they still, like, recovering from that devastating earthquake and then hurricane that hit them, like, you know, back-to-back, relatively, over the course of, like, five years or whatever?
	That sounds right.
	Yeah, I don't think they ever quite recovered from that devastating, devastating earthquake.
	Yeah, every I mean, it's just they are and they're one of the most like, Haiti is one of those things that Republicans would not like to talk about in the quote unquote, critical race theory, aka, any history that doesn't make white people look great is bad world they live in.
	Because After Haiti kicked Napoleon's ass and got their independence, Europe and also to a large extent America was just sort of like, oh look, an island nation of black people running themselves successfully.
	That would be bad if it actually got out of hand.
	So a lot of the trading, a lot of the deal-making, A lot of interacting with Haiti was based on a lot of racism and making sure that Haiti never got too cool for school because then that might make it so that white people find out they're not the only people capable of running a functioning modern society.
	You shut up.
	You shut up.
	Yeah.
	I'm sorry, sir.
	I'm sorry.
	I didn't mean to tip the apple cart by talking about stuff that actually happened in history.
	Well, I mean, historically, that is true about white people, but only because when white people find out that other people are attempting it, we go and fuck their shit all up.
	We're just going to smash all their stuff.
	They're just like savages.
	Yeah, see the history of America.
	Yeah, and it's that's just what we do.
	And so also, in the not through the segue of all about white people breaking stuff.
	So again, January 6, the January 6 riots are back in the news because now the right wing QAnon extremists, everyone We had all our different working theories on who and what Ashley Babbitt was.
	Was she a left-wing plant that had been put into the riot in an effort to make everyone look bad that was there?
	Was she not really dead, according to Ghost Ezra, and just a crisis actor that made things look weird?
	And now we have officially settled on right-wing martyr.
	Ashley Babbitt is now a hero Who, uh, was murdered by an evil, nefarious police officer.
	And, um, this is something that needs to be, uh, talked about.
	We need to, uh, we need to find out the truth about who killed Ashley Babbitt, this poor woman.
	And it's, uh, really...
	It's really amazing the way that these people are downplaying, again, what happened on the 6th, where literally a mob of people tried to... A mob of people took a delightful vacation to our nation's capital.
	They took a scampering little walk, yeah.
	Just a bunch of tourists.
	They were invited there.
	They were invited there by the president, obviously.
	Yes.
	Invited by the President, who was just an honest man who just wanted to have those people witness an important part of American history, the certifying of the Electoral College's votes to make Joe Biden officially, totally, absolutely the President-elect of the United States.
	For forever.
	For forever.
	This, um, and this situation was just, uh, and then those people taking up the president on his advice happened to walk into the Capitol building, which the doors were mysteriously open for some reason.
	And nobody smashed through any windows or broke down any doors to get in.
	And absolutely at no point were, uh, people breaking down windows and trying to get even deeper inside the Capitol.
	Wait, I think you guys are full of shit.
	the door with nobody peed in anyone's office. No, no, no one
	did that.
	Wait, I think you guys are full of shit. I think all of this
	stuff happened. Oh, oh, this is the grift.
	We were pivoting the podcast to the grift!
	We were trying to placate QAnon of all this stuff.
	As much as QAnon hates the apostate, they love the convert even more.
	So in our 50th episode, when I shockingly flipped and became a QAnon believer, that was how I was going to ingratiate myself to the end of them and start making $100,000 a day.
	Running some scam, like an Actually Babbitt legal fund that I have no right to start, but I'm going to do it anyways.
	And then just take the money and go to Mexico with it.
	It's just free money.
	It's just free money.
	It's right there.
	Yeah.
	So Paul Gosert had a press release about this, and he talked about how this Capitol Police officer was lying in wait and gave no warning before executing Like, lying away inside the barricaded...
	Like, Congressional Chamber, the floor of Congress.
	He was lying in wait, this Capitol Police officer.
	Oh my God.
	I don't even know what to do with that.
	Lying in wait.
	Yeah, he woke up that morning and was like, I'm gonna hide behind this barricaded door and window.
	And when someone breaks the window down so that someone can jump through that window in an attempt to unlock the door from the other side, So that they can let a mob of people who, let's not forget, were chanting, hang Mike Pence.
	They wanted to kill the Vice President of the United States.
	And any member of Congress they could get their hands on on their way to Mike Pence.
	That was just a goof though.
	Can't anybody take a joke these days?
	This goddamn cancel culture.
	I mean, everyone's just so sensitive.
	Just a bunch of beta snowflakes who just can't take a little edgy humor.
	And when you say that you want to hang the Vice President of the United States, you're talking about metaphorically hanging him.
	Yeah, a guy like Bill Burr could never get famous in today's climate.
	To which I say, good.
	I've honestly like never really, the appeal of Bill Burr has never, it's never hit me.
	I've never felt it.
	What do you think Cosby's chances of getting famous today are?
	I mean Cosby's already famous.
	But I mean, I think, you know, if we went back to vintage, like, you know, bloom back on the rose or whatever, pre-serial sexual offender and rapist Bill Cosby, if we went back in time, I think his shtick is just too boring for him to get over today.
	Like, what's he gonna do, make wholesome TikTok videos and get over that way?
	He was never very funny.
	I've listened to some of his old stand-up before, back when, and I was like, I mean, it got laughs out of me, but... I mean, whatever, maybe if he had a puppet.
	That's how you get over when your material sucks.
	He needs three racist puppets.
	How is that guy still around?
	I mean, could you imagine Bill Cosby reacting to, like, Cardi B?
	Like, could you imagine Bill Cosby's take on WAP when that came out?
	I can't.
	Like, you're just laying this trap in front of me to do a Cosby voice, and I absolutely can't.
	Need I remind you that before Bill Cosby was famous for being a serial sex offender
	He was also famous for having a bunch of bad hot takes on the status of like black culture quote-unquote these days
	He would just be like railing against like people sacking their pants and stuff. Yeah, it's just like Bill Cosby
	Who the fuck are you like, dude?
	You're you like he was irrelevant when he was saying that stuff and that was like 15 years ago
	It's like Bill Cosby you haven't been relevant since the 80s.
	Why don't you shut your trap? Yeah, I I
	Am just reading over Segwaying back between our two our two heroes in American
	culture Bill Cosby and Ashley Batman.
	Wow, Mike, desperate not to let this segway go.
	He has breaking news.
	We have more Ashley Babbitt news.
	The Cosby segway is over.
	Now it's time to hear about Ashley Babbitt.
	I just love how Disingenuous.
	This piece of shit, Paul Gosert.
	I mean, it's just... I really can't believe that we have... Marjorie Taylor Greene and Loewen Borbert and all these other fucks.
	They managed to steal the spotlight from this guy.
	This guy who is such a colossal piece of shit.
	He's in a district he basically can't lose, but he had his own siblings.
	He had like four of his siblings run an ad endorsing his opponent.
	They were like, our brother sucks.
	This guy is terrible.
	Please do not vote for him.
	We understand that you're all dumb Republicans and that the R next to his name means you're going to vote for him, but don't.
	You don't get it.
	This guy is just a monster.
	He's actually, Like, one of the worst people that has ever lived on this earth.
	There's someone, there's another politician that happened to, where basically all of his siblings were like, and his, like, own children were like, yo, he really sucks.
	Yeah.
	But it's just, uh, he's, this is the quote.
	He says, actually Babbitt, a 110 pound woman with nothing in her hands, not a rock, not a stick or a bat, was shot dead by an unknown police officer.
	Not a stick or a bat?
	Isn't a bat just basically a stick?
	Not a stick, or a baton, or a bat, or a club.
	Or a rod.
	Yes, or a rod.
	Or a piece of wood.
	One of those is what we usually call a synonym for the other.
	Yeah, no, no, no.
	But I just love the lack of context.
	Like, what was she doing, Paul?
	Can you tell me what she was doing when she got shot?
	Because you can't, because that would just ruin the whole narrative of this bullshit.
	I mean, it's just, it's so absurd that this is where we are.
	But now I will drop my hatred of Mr. Gossard and go to our hatred of Bill Cosby.
	I only get one good segway a month, and you walked all over it.
	I'm a monster.
	Were you really punching your ticket for that one, on your good segway for the month?
	Yeah.
	That's it.
	No, you guys don't, like...
	We talked about it and they're like, Sarge, why don't you do the segues?
	And I was like, OK, I'm excited about it.
	And it turns out I'm very bad at it.
	And I hope you listeners find it charming.
	And I like right now, my ratio is about one a month.
	That was it.
	And we walked backwards through it.
	But now I'm supposed to organically just get back into talking about Bill Cosby.
	Like, how do you do it now?
	Now we're going to now we're going to Matt Gaetz and how his wingman is Not being sentenced.
	His sentence is set for a month from now, but they have pushed it back because he is cooperating so much.
	He's cooperating so well, they're like, we have too much to do.
	See, I would have suggested for this one, speaking of innocent young women and shafts of wood in their hand, Matt Gaetz and Tucker Carlson are back in the news.
	Oh man, I really hope that, like, Elle creates business cards one day that just, like, say the smoothest segues.
	Just, like, literally funny, effervescent, and segues.
	Just all of these things.
	We need to think of the not cultural, like, stealing, cultural appropriation, there we go, version of the Pai Mei mustache.
	So I could just, like, put one of those on.
	Like a white guy version of that.
	Like a full-length handlebar mustache?
	I don't know.
	Can you imagine?
	Just dragged down to the bottom?
	But yeah, I'll whip you guys into shape, Segway style.
	Oh, yeah, that was... Slowly getting better, maybe.
	Anyway, oh boy, Matt Gaetz's buddy can't wait to take off the prosecutor's pants.
	He's just going for it as if they were some underage girl at a Miami nightclub or whatever.
	Yeah, our boy Joel Greenberg, his lawyers have filed motions that his level of cooperation is so extreme, so intense, that we need to delay his sentencing a little while here in order for him to give all the possible dirt that he can to... They're filing for a reach-around motion.
	Yes, yes.
	It's really amazing to me that you have these events where a Democrat is accused of something and they resign all their committee chairs.
	All their committee chairs.
	And then they may even just, like, leave office.
	Like, Katie Hill got run out of Congress over someone who, like, posted revenge porn against her.
	And that was enough to, like, trigger her to resign because it was, like, scandalous that these, like, naked photos of her got out on the internet and all this kind of stuff.
	Yet Matt Gaetz is a credibly accused Sex offender who targeted underage women and he's still on committees.
	He's still grilling witnesses about stuff that's going on.
	Yeah, dude, if people, if fucking conservatives find out that you have an OnlyFans account and you happen to be like a high school teacher or whatever, then they will crucify you.
	They will make sure that you never work again in your life.
	They will take everything from you.
	But Matt Gaetz, you know, he could be credibly accused.
	diddler of young girls or whatever and he just still gets to be the upper echelons of our political
	system. His buddy who's cooperating so much that they can't sentence him in a month, like,
	he confessed to one of the six charges that he confessed to was underage sex trafficking.
	Like, they had him so dead to rights that he was like, yep, there's no getting out of that one.
	Underage sex trafficking, that's a thing I did.
	And, like, Matt Gaetz, who he did that with, is still just, you know, doing his day job in Congress.
	So.
	The only thing Matt Gaetz has lost in this whole thing is his appearance slot on Fox News.
	That's literally it.
	Yeah, because Tucker Carlson is just like, you keep him away from me.
	Yes!
	Because Tuck Tuck, as we had talked about last week I believe, he had mentioned that the NSA was out to get him.
	Sure are.
	Yeah, and the NSA had gone after his text messages, then he claimed that they were after his emails, and all of this kind of stuff.
	And now, today, Tucker Carlson has claimed that the NSA has leaked his emails to evil, scandalous journalists who are going to publish those things.
	Tucker's actual statement is, you got nothing to hide, you got nothing to fear.
	Ah, El, El, living in the post 9-11 world of the Patriot Act and all that good stuff that we were told back in those days.
	But yeah, our boy Tuck said, yesterday I learned, and this is going to come out soon, that the NSA leaked the contents of my email to journalists in an effort to discredit me.
	What could Tucker Carlson have in an email that would discredit him in the eyes of Fox News?
	What could possibly be in that email where his listener base would be like, nope, we're not listening to you anymore, Tuck.
	We're done here.
	He already had to take a forced vacation for very credible sexual harassment claims.
	So I have to imagine it's sexual harassment related.
	Right.
	I mean, that would be the honest reality option for what could possibly be happening.
	In my head, I'm just thinking that one of those emails is just him talking to somebody and saying something like, you know, Kamala Harris wouldn't be that bad a president if something were to happen to Biden.
	She's sharp.
	She gets it.
	And it's just like, Tucker Carlson thinks a woman of color could actually be president.
	That's it.
	Tucker canceled.
	Off Fox News immediately.
	We're gonna put Steven Crowder in his spot and get back to the hard stuff.
	Crowder.
	Gross.
	You know, I don't really think that this critical race theory is something worth talking about anymore.
	It's like, ooh, how scandalous.
	Ooh, conservative consequence culture him right now.
	Pretending to say such a thing.
	He's like, maybe the white man should be held accountable for- and I'm cancelled.
	Oh no.
	Actually, no, I just thought of it.
	The email is Tucker saying, you know, I had both my Pfizer shots and I've had no side effects.
	Worked great!
	Just something where Tuck just totally admits that he's playing a character on television and the real him is hyper-vaccinated and totally cool with pretty much everything that's happening in America these days.
	He's like, wow, I found out what QAnon was with just like a simple Google search.
	It was so easy to find them.
	I feel like my writer's room might be lying to me.
	We did it, boys.
	We got there.
	Yeah, man.
	Yeah, Tucker Carlson's emails that have been leaked and were stolen definitely have to have, like, sexual harassment.
	Like, goddammit, I wish I could stop sexually harassing all these women.
	Or just like communique, like communiques between him and journalists.
	Like, you know, providing a smoking gun for those accusations that he's just been leaking info like a sieve and that he secretly hated Trump and all this stuff.
	That would be great.
	I would like, you know, it would be incredible to see Tucker Carlson get felled by precious emails.
	Because to the conservative mind, especially the conspiracy theory minded conservatives out there, nothing is more powerful than the almighty email.
	Oh god.
	I mean, we're still talking about Hillary's emails, and she didn't get elected.
	If the pen is mightier than the sword, then emails, my god.
	That is truly what it means to go beyond.
	The funniest thing about this is, like, less than a month ago, they tried to make hay out of those Fauci emails that they got from that Freedom of Information Act.
	And they were like, oh my god, the Fauci emails!
	Oh, he's admitting to all of it!
	And now that story came and went.
	I mean, if you asked somebody what was in the Fauci emails, they would have no idea.
	They would just say that they were scandalous and he should have been fired.
	Well, I mean, even if Tucker Carlson's emails came out, and the most recent one was, subject line, how to make a nuclear bomb delivered to terrorist at isis dot org, our buddies at the Republican Party would still figure out a way to spin that.
	Tuck had our back the whole time.
	Those were secret double fake plans for nuclear bomb making.
	Double secret.
	Extra suspension.
	Yes.
	Oh man.
	I'm thinking of Tucker Carlson now explaining, like, he's got like a centrifuge in his basement, he's getting weapons-grade uranium.
	If only we could have a supervillain as Tucker Carlson being that villain in the story of our world.
	That's what QAnon actually lives.
	That's what they think Hillary is.
	That's what they think all their enemies are.
	Does supervillain Tucker Carlson have a supervillain name or is he like Lex Luthor?
	I think that he's probably just like kind of Lex Luthor.
	He's just like the established like public persona of this monster that doesn't need to like hide behind any kind of like mask or anything.
	That's why I mean, eventually in 2024, we'll have President Tuck and it'll be great.
	I mean, that'll just be the world we live in.
	We'll upgrade it from Trump to Tuck Everlasting.
	Oh God.
	I knew it was there.
	I knew it was there.
	Are you suggesting that for a superhero name?
	Villain.
	A supervillain name?
	That's awful.
	Yeah.
	Why would he choose a supervillain name that draws comparisons to that movie?
	I don't know.
	What's that movie about?
	I have no idea.
	See, this is why it's a shitty supervillain name.
	People will just be like, I've heard of that stupid movie, but I don't think I ever saw it.
	I think if he has a supervillain name, he just does what The Rock did and just shortens his name straight to The Tuck and just becomes that.
	He just becomes a hyper-arrogant, cocky douchebag that just embraces the fact that he's literally a billionaire heiress.
	I could just do what Sargent did, do some word association.
	Nip-tuck, am I right?
	Nip-tuck.
	Oh no, nip-tuck's not bad.
	That was a show, right?
	That people liked?
	That was a show!
	It even starred that guy who went on to play Doctor Doom, who is a supervillain.
	So, you see?
	It's all connected.
	It's all part of the plan.
	Oh, God.
	Trust the plan.
	See?
	We're doing it, guys.
	We're pivoting.
	We're pivoting to the other side.
	We're gonna be raking in that Do-Re-Mi any day now.
	Bro, I can feel the storm wave!
	It's so gnarly!
	Oh shit, it's that guy.
	Yeah, you weren't expecting of all the dumb characters for me to bring back up.
	It's like enthusiastic Stormwave guy.
	Oh god.
	Oh my god.
	What else do we have in the news?
	Trump wants to sue social media.
	I don't think we talked about that yet, did we?
	No, we didn't.
	Nope.
	So yeah, our boy Donald Trump.
	This was like breaking news right before we started recording that Donald Trump has filed a class action lawsuit against Twitter and Facebook for infringing upon his First Amendment rights.
	Just because these people don't understand how the Constitution works, or how the law works, or fucking anything.
	Yeah, the Founding Fathers definitely had constitutional protections in mind for social media on the Internet.
	Yes.
	They're big fans of that.
	And then any company that makes a social media platform on the Internet has to let anybody say whatever the fuck they want.
	Yeah.
	Oh, God.
	I mean, yeah.
	It's just the most ridiculously silly thing, the way they're doing this lawsuit.
	It's going to get thrown out of court the moment it gets in there.
	The moment a judge looks at it, he's going to laugh and throw it out.
	Trump is already fundraising off of his lawsuit.
	Yeah, I think that's what's actually happening.
	Do you know if he's suing Facebook and Twitter or if he's suing Zuckerberg and Jack directly?
	I believe he's suing the corporate entities.
	I don't think he's suing them as people.
	Because, again, this is about the whole, I'm being kept off the internet by these big, mean, bad men, and I have- That's gonna be hard to prove, considering he wasn't kicked off the internet.
	He had his own blog, and he only took it down because nobody was reading it.
	Yeah.
	Like, people have access to it.
	They just, they don't want it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, this is, I mean, it's just very ridiculous.
	My favorite thing is in the class action lawsuit, the title, the plaintiff is President Donald Trump, comma, the 45th President of the United States, comma, and then other people.
	Because that's how you file a lawsuit and make it totally legitimate and ultra believable.
	He's seeking, according to this HuffPo article I just read, he is seeking, and I quote, potentially trillions of dollars in damages.
	Wow, Dr. Evil here.
	Just making numbers up.
	Trillions of dollars.
	I feel like I like his chances.
	It seems like he's probably going to get away with this one.
	And then Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube are all going to have to get together and pay him trillions of dollars.
	And then Donald Trump will be the world's first trillionaire, and he can just buy the presidency.
	Yes.
	The defendants in this lawsuit filed in Miami Southern District Court is Facebook Incorporated and Mark Zuckerberg.
	So they are suing the corporation of Facebook.
	I did not see the actual paperwork on the lawsuit against... I think it's adorable that Donald Trump is trying to roll around in the mud with people that are actually rich.
	Yeah, because Donald Trump is a rich dude, but he's going after Zuckerberg, and he's going after some of the richest entities on the planet.
	It's like, what are you doing?
	Stay in your lane!
	Donald Trump has fuck you money.
	He doesn't have fuck me money.
	He has a lot, but he definitely doesn't have Jack and Zuckerberg money.
	No.
	And the thing is, whenever the smoke clears on his whole tax filings and the fact that his CFO just got pinched, and literally the Trump defense in that case is, everybody does this.
	What do you mean it's illegal?
	Whatever.
	Lord knows how much money he's actually going to have after these lawsuits against the Trump Organization go through, because, I mean, that could just be literally a house of cards, and it turns out that he doesn't really own anything, and he's just been licensing the Trump name to a bunch of stuff.
	That's very, very likely.
	So, I mean, you have Trump, who, again, is wealthy, but not this wealthy, and he's going to be fighting people who have high-powered lawyers, and also, by the way, they have the law on their side.
	These lawyers are laughing!
	They're so happy he did this!
	Because they get to say, hey, Zuck, we're gonna need, like, four million dollars to throw this lawsuit out, and Zuckerberg's gonna be like, that's an accounting error, I don't give a shit about that.
	Yeah, he's like, what's a million?
	Right, exactly.
	Sorry, I'm too busy running the cabal right now.
	Whatever, what do you need to hear?
	It's in petty cash.
	Right.
	That's one of my favorite things about the whole Arizona audit and how all these QAnon people freak out, like, oh, we got him now!
	There was a motion before the court to suspend the audit for a period of time.
	It might have been only a few days, it might have been a week, but whatever.
	But they could have put it through more litigation.
	But the Arizona Democratic Party didn't want to post a million-dollar bond to do those things.
	So it was like, fuck it, let them do their dumb audit because we don't trust what will happen to this million dollars if we post it, whatever.
	So, like, the idea that the cabal could have tied this thing up in the courts for a while longer for the king's ransom of a million dollars and didn't...
	And that's how we're going to find out the truth and that Trump really won the election.
	It always makes me laugh.
	It's so hilarious.
	The idea that a million dollars was the difference between winning and losing for the cabal.
	And they just couldn't scrape up that money between Bezos, Zuckerberg, Soros, and the rest of the bad guys in that group that all are multi-multi-billionaires.
	It's just so silly to me.
	But yeah, so none of these cases mean anything, but Q in a drop posted quote-unquote class action lawsuits are very effective, which maybe, I don't know, what would have been more effective is just winning the 2020 election, just remaining president.
	That probably would have been better.
	I mean, but even then he still wouldn't have access to his precious social media.
	Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
	Like, fucking, yeah, I mean, I don't know.
	Like, I just think it's so sad and dumb that this guy is like that desperate to be like,
	you know, heard when he says his dumb words.
	It's just, you know, like, I think that Donald Trump is like 90% grift, but the 10% of it is just desperate attention-seeking baby is kind of a bummer to watch in a different way than the rest of his life is a bummer.
	Yeah, these rallies, I mean, it's so pathetic just watching them.
	They're baffling to me.
	Every week it's just like, oh, Trump held a new rally, and I'm like, what?
	Why?
	He's like, yeah, thanks for paying your $300 to come tell me how great I am.
	Remember all that stuff I did?
	But he didn't do anything, so...
	Yeah, I mean, it's like, when he ran for president in 2016, at the very least, there was this idea of some level of optimism, like, I'll fix things, I'll make things better, like, believe in me and I will achieve great things for you.
	But now, literally, he's just like, God damn it!
	That election was stolen from me.
	That's a bunch of bullshit.
	Biden's fucking everything up.
	Well, I hope he doesn't fuck it up too bad, but he probably will.
	It's just this guy whining.
	It's just a guy pouting that he lost and he's sad about losing.
	And his audience is just like, but you didn't lose!
	Mike Lindell's gonna make you president again in five weeks!
	Keep hope alive, you beautiful orange baby.
	We love you.
	Yeah, he's got the MyPillow juice.
	Yes.
	How surreal is it that Mike Lindell... I should never have known that guy's name in my entire life.
	I never should have known.
	I feel like we had a conversation similar to this like a couple of weeks ago on the podcast.
	Yeah, we do.
	We were just like, how bananas is it that Mike Lindell is like an important player in Trump's comeback?
	And it's ridiculous because, you know, the whole thing, it's like, You know, in 20 or 30 years, when somebody decides to make a movie out of this for our hologram headsets that we have in our flying cars, you know, we'll have a nice laugh at whatever actor they get to play.
	Mike Lindell, the surprise hero of the story.
	It is and remains baffling to me.
	And like every week, I just have to be like, why?
	Why do I know this idiot's name?
	Yeah, like, literally the guy that did nothing but spam your local radio stations and podcasts with his ads for his dumb pillow is now a big-time mover and shaker in our political world.
	I mean, it's just... If he wants my attention, he can turn his talents towards making up my umbrella.
	Like, the umbrella needs an update.
	Umbrellas suck, and I hate them.
	It's been kind of rainy up here, which I try not to complain about because the west coast of the country is like literally on fire.
	As it is every summer now, thanks to totally not global climate change.
	No.
	But man, so it's been raining.
	I've been thinking about how much the umbrella just sucks.
	Like, it does its job kind of well, provided there is no wind.
	And then if there's a single gust of wind, it will shatter your umbrella into a billion pieces.
	It's like, well, unfortunately, rain is frequently accompanied by wind.
	So how did this get through the R&D process?
	Like, let's put brighter minds together and make a better umbrella.
	That's the platform I'm running on.
	I can accept this.
	This does sound like- Make umbrellas great again.
	Oh god, the improved umbrella is a grift just waiting to happen.
	It's gotta be out there.
	There are a handful of people in my hometown that got to see a very messy blowup of mine.
	I was walking to a dentist appointment, and it was raining, and I had my umbrella out, and I stopped at this red light, and I'm standing there, the pouring rain, and then a gust of wind just turned my umbrella inside out, and I got so frustrated with it that I just smashed my umbrella into a million pieces against the lamppost next to me.
	I was furious over how bad, like, because it just wouldn't stop inverting.
	That was like the fourth or fifth time it had happened over my, like, five-minute trip walking downtown.
	Ugh, I hated it so much.
	So whoever was around me then, They got to see me have an authentic freakout moment where I just smash this umbrella and I was like, fuck it!
	I guess I'm just walking in the pouring rain now!
	Fucking cool!
	I love this!
	So I got to my tennis appointment, I was literally soaked to the bone.
	But I would have been soaked to the bone anyway because my umbrella was just non-functional.
	That's why I freaked out.
	I was just holding this non-functional stick.
	You were just holding this non-functional stick that was nothing more than a windsock that was trying to pull you off the ground.
	Yeah, in my instance, I did have a stick, or a baton, or a bat, or a length of wood, or a shaft, or a rod.
	See?
	Callbacks.
	I found out it's the five-year anniversary of the FBI coming to our front door and letting me know that I was on an ISIS hit list.
	Yeah, we should have looked that up before we shared that anecdote on the podcast like last week or whatever.
	Yeah, the timing was not there.
	Yeah, we talked about that pretty recently and now we get to celebrate by bringing it up again.
	Older callbacks.
	Yes.
	So I think that covers up the ye olde news for the week, which is quite a bit of it.
	So let's hit ye olde mailbag.
	Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
	It's time for Q&A.
	So Clutz Zero begins by asking, do you think the Q Conference organizers like Clay Clark will remain constant in his place as a facilitator, or do you think they're going to try for even more influence or maybe run for office?
	Clay Clark, I haven't read up that much about.
	He does seem like a very diluted and messianic figure.
	People like this that get into QAnon and then get into a level of promoting and running events and organizing, it doesn't really stop there.
	They're always looking for the next scam.
	They're always looking for the next move.
	Who is the guy that ran the last rally where they ran Will Summer out of the room.
	They wouldn't let Travis View attend, even though he had paid for his ticket.
	They sent Travis an email saying, hey, we know who you are.
	You're not allowed to come.
	Here's your refund, buddy.
	He should file a class action lawsuit against them for trillions of dollars.
	Yes!
	Not letting him attend their birthday party.
	Yeah, they violated his First Amendment rights by not letting him go to their convention.
	But guys like that, I mean...
	It's all about just keeping the scam going, and it's all about making money and keeping your name out there, so if running these conventions is making it work, they'll still stick to that.
	If it's not making it work, yeah, they'll run for dog catcher or they'll do something.
	I mean, the ultimate scam for these people is running in a campaign that they have no chance of winning.
	There's this woman whose name I can't even remember, and I shouldn't even give her the attention of actually remembering it, Who's running in AOC's district against her and is like all over QAnon telegram being like, put a real American in Congress, vote for me.
	And it's like, you're going to get like 30% of the vote if you're lucky.
	Like AOC's district is so goddamn blue.
	It's an ocean.
	I mean, it's like, and you know this, you know, you're, you know, running as a Republican in that district, you have no chance of winning.
	You're only doing this as a scam.
	So, I mean, I could run against Paul Gosart or Louie Gohmert somewhere as just a avowed anti-QAnon, openly atheist, like, proud lib, but no one would give me a nickel because, like, the scam doesn't work on the left.
	Some sort of proud boy.
	Yeah, that's me.
	Proud soft boy, Mike Rains.
	This scam doesn't work on the left.
	If you run a doomed quixotic campaign on our side of things, people get mad if you give us money.
	When McConnell was running for re-election in Kentucky, people were like, don't give his opponent money.
	She can't win.
	McConnell's just gonna smoke her.
	You're just throwing that money in the fireplace if you give it to him.
	That scam is not as embraced on our side as it is on their side.
	Like, please run.
	Run against Nancy Pelosi.
	Run against Adam Schiff.
	Run against all these people in these hyper blue city districts or states.
	They'd really prefer that you donate that money to the scientific efforts to create the serum that will keep Bernie Sanders alive long enough to run in 2024.
	That would be odd.
	To primary and then still not reach out to minorities?
	Oh, just... Being more popular with minorities is part of the serum.
	Oh no.
	Bernie might be able to do it.
	Come on.
	Bernie 3.0.
	This time we'll actually go to South Carolina and listen to people.
	That'll be incredible.
	Oh yeah, he's got it this time for sure.
	I'm just picturing him taking this serum and it smooths up some of the wrinkles on him and he just starts talking an aggressive jive like that's seen in an airplane.
	Because these liberal super-scientists think that's what reaching out to black community is.
	And now we and those liberal scientists have been cancelled.
	Thank you for the question.
	No one asks, do you want Q to post again?
	No.
	No.
	Fuck Q.
	No interest, because these people are addicts, and if Daddy ever came back home, they wouldn't care.
	They wouldn't care that Q got fucking everything wrong and bricked everything.
	It was a total piece of shit.
	If Q just posted some crap like, the plan continues, Q, bam, they'd be right on board.
	Oh, they'd be right on board.
	Just addicts needing a fix and just getting another hit.
	That's all they would want.
	It'd be the worst.
	What if I could guarantee you that the return of Q would allow us to podcast as our primary source of income?
	Well, what if the return of Q would secure that?
	Real monkey's paw kind of situation.
	Yeah.
	I wish our podcast would be incredibly successful, monkey's paw girl.
	Bam, a million Q drops.
	It's like, fuck!
	Just actually aggressively destroying the world for our own money.
	I've said this so many times to people in my world, and it was also, I think, on the HBO QAnon documentary when they talked to the QAA guys, one of them even said it, like, the worse it is for the world, the better it is for our podcast.
	And it's just that kind of, like, just having to live with that, like, tension in your brain that, like, terrible stuff gives you great content!
	I mean, we literally started this podcast and, uh, like, together, And, like, Q stopped posting almost immediately.
	Yeah, we scared him off.
	Who do you fucks have to thank for scaring Q off?
	It's us.
	My solo podcast, Q had no fucks with it.
	The moment Sgt.
	L jumped on the train, Q was like, I'm out!
	Yeah.
	And also, if any of our listeners are ever afraid of us, you know, wanting the world to burn for our glorious clicks, well, then I've got good news for them.
	Sarge and I do a spinoff podcast called Binge Word EZ, and if you ever want to start listening to that, then, you know, maybe we could put a little more attention talking about positive stuff instead of the world being on fire, conservative style.
	Yeah.
	Until such a time, please come back, Daddy Q. Your boy, Al, would like a paycheck.
	Please Daddy Q, may I have a paycheck?
	So thank you, no one, for the question.
	Traplord Fleco asks, y'all fuck with Babylon 5?
	I do.
	This show used to be the Babylon 5-5.
	I don't think my co-hosts are much on the B-5.
	No, I recently started re-watching it.
	In one of our prototype binge-worthy episodes that wisely got buried, we talked about Babylon 5 because I had been watching it.
	It is hokey and fun.
	And yeah, Babylon 5 is cool.
	I just remember its time slot being awkward for young Al because young Al would rather have been running around outside than watching sci-fi shows.
	And then by the time I came home from running around, Babylon 5 wasn't on because it didn't have one of the cherry primetimes lots.
	Uh, so yeah, Babylon 5, I mean, if we ever do the sub-sub Babylon 5 podcast again, I'm there.
	I'm there yesterday.
	That's a J. Michael Straczynski joint, right?
	Yes, yes it is.
	Man, when is like Amazon or somebody, when the fuck are they going to pick up Rising Stars, huh?
	Oh god, I loved Rising Stars.
	Amazon has such a lusty pant full of bone for these adult-themed superhero shows.
	Go for some Rising Stars, man.
	Yep, Rising Stars is really good.
	I highly recommend it.
	Maybe they could do it quote-unquote animated like they did Invincible, where it looks like a Flash cartoon from the year 2000.
	That would be great.
	Inspiration?
	Here are all of your favorite main characters that you know and love from the comic book, but as if they were glued on popsicle sticks and being waved around in front of your face.
	So, thank you for the question, Traveler Flecko.
	Wine Cooler, spelled W-H-I-N-E, asks, have you seen any parlour telegram right-wing talk of violence on August the 13th, when Trump is said to be re-inaugurated and stop the Steel 2.0, as it were?
	We just got that.
	I haven't seen... I mean, they're usually very...
	I'm reticent to talk about gatherings now, because in QAnon lore, 1-6 was some sort of weird false flag FBI entrapment, even though actually Babbitt's totally a hero and was the greatest, most honorable person who was unjustly executed by somebody who were desperate to dox because he may have been a black cop that shot her.
	All of that stuff.
	Every time that someone talks about, hey, we should have a gathering in this place, every other QAnon person is like, no, do not go to the gathering.
	The gathering is a trap.
	So they are very much against the appearance of forming in massive numbers anywhere.
	They finally learned.
	Yeah, they finally learned that us showing up in large numbers leads to some of us being dumb chuckleheads that do bad things, and then we have to blame those bad things on Black Lives Matter, or Antifa, or the FBI, or somebody.
	Because we didn't do it.
	Because we're white.
	White people never commit violence.
	So whether or not they're jibber-jabbered about it, do you think that anything's going to pop off on Friday the 13th?
	I doubt it.
	Because the thing is, is that The rest of them... Mike Lindell's going to do his dumb shit, and then the rest of them are going to do the whole, none shall know the hour, don't get caught up in dates, because that's how you set yourself up for disappointment.
	Bargo, bargo, the plan will reveal itself when the time is right.
	And they're going to try to tamp down expectations as much as possible, even though Mike Lindell's going to be running around screaming, you have no idea how great these packet captures are!
	Oh, the greatest capturing of packets you've ever seen!
	It's happening!
	Trump's president tomorrow!
	Someone taught that old man a word and he just is, like, drunk on it.
	They're gonna wheel out Cyber McAfee with this endless amount of data incriminating the libs that he was just sitting on until such time as his death.
	Yeah, oh god, that'd be the greatest thing in the world.
	So, thank you for the question.
	Nark asks, I hope this hasn't been asked yet, but what do you see Ron and Jim moving on to after they've dumped Q?
	Ron has a little pull of the community, but it's obviously not as strong as it was when he was Q.
	Uh, Jim is just doing Jim shit, but Ron, Ron's a grasper.
	Ron's a grasping little boy that wants to get to the big boy chair.
	So Ron right now is just all about the Arizona audit and how it's totally going to expose all the corruption and tear down the world.
	Ron just wants to go to QAnon conventions and talk and pretend that he wasn't Q and get people to cheer for him because being the man behind the curtain wasn't enough for him.
	He wants to be Oz, but in public.
	I mean, that's really what it comes down to.
	I feel like, honestly, in like five years when it won't be like bad to say it.
	Ron's going to admit he's Q at some point.
	He's going to be so desperate for attention at some point down the line.
	He's going to be like, oh yeah, by the way, I was Q.
	I did those drops. I was posting them.
	He's going to try to parlay it into a book deal?
	He might, but I just feel like he's going to just, he's going to lose all of the things that make him
	somewhat worthy of attention.
	My God, you mean even his stupid Wagyu hat?
	Perhaps.
	His Wagyu hat will, much like your umbrella, get caught in the wind one of these days and wind-whisk away off into the sunset.
	We've talked about this stuff.
	What about his body pillow?
	The body pillow will probably remain and be used for all sorts of vile purposes.
	Like sleeping.
	Yes.
	Like lumbar support.
	Yes.
	Oh god.
	And also cummies.
	No.
	Totally worth it, just for the look on Sarge's face.
	That's right, I've invoked the horrible word to get a laugh out of you.
	Uh, but we've talked about this.
	He can't ever, like, even if he does, no one's going to believe, none of the people that matter will believe him, because everyone that has a braid already knows he's Q, and...
	But I mean, I think it'll be more along the lines of, like, he'll do it as a sort of, like, a thing where he'll explain what Q really was.
	Because a lot of them have said this whole thing about, like, how Q wasn't really a super-secret spy.
	Q was really there to open our eyes and make us see the truth and that kind of stuff.
	So, like, down the road, Ron will just, like, go on OAN or Russia Today or whoever will have him and explain that, like, I was just there to wake people up to what the Libs were doing!
	I was just trying to show people the truth, and I had to play a little bit of a character, had to give them a little song and dance, but that was what it was really all about, and I mean, it's like, I just feel like that's gonna be his last desperate attempt at, like, trying to make a few bucks, and QAnon will completely disown him at that point, but he really won't care, because it's gonna get him on television for a couple more times, and that's Or maybe by then Q will be so desperate for Daddy to come home that they will embrace him.
	Can you imagine how horrible it would be if they were emboldened by an openly out Q?
	That would be great.
	That would be incredible.
	If they were just like, Yay!
	Ron Watkins is Q and he's posting again!
	We love him!
	That would be the best.
	They would just totally admit that all they're looking for is just someone to placate them and tell them what they want to hear.
	It'd be great.
	We already know that, but they don't, so... Yeah, but they never will, because they are dum-dums.
	Yeah, they are the dumbest dum-dums.
	Dum-dums and or the easily impressionable.
	Yeah.
	Take your pick.
	SubZeroShirtArt asks, anecdotal, but it seems like there's less praising of Trump as an infallible 3D chess master coming from QFolk.
	Is him losing the election starting to sink in as not exactly being the brightest move on his part?
	I don't know that him losing the election isn't seen as a bright move, but what I feel is happening more is...
	They're changing the myth of Trump from unassailable hero that rode into the presidency on the shoulders of Q Team and getting ready to crush the deep state to being more of a plucky underdog that won the presidency against impossible odds and then spent four years in office fighting this monolithic evil and trying to hold it back.
	Like, he's going to go from being the conqueror to more of an Arthurian tragedy where we had the brief shining moment of Camelot before the darkness snuffed out the candle again.
	Because that's the only way they can make the story work in reality.
	Because, I mean, if Trump was truly the big-ass kicker that kicked all the ass, he would have won re-election and jailed Hillary Clinton and Obama.
	And he didn't.
	So now we gotta try to explain why that happened the way it did.
	I mean, like, in Christianity, the Messiah was supposed to lead an army to conquer the forces of evil and save the world.
	And when Jesus didn't do that, and instead he got crucified, they were like, oh shit, rewrite!
	So then they had to explain what the Messiah did now!
	So that's the kind of thing that is the story.
	What we meant was that he was going to conquer evil with an army of tolerance.
	And his powerful armaments of forgiveness and mercy.
	Yes, that's exactly right.
	I mean, if you had read the original book, you would have gotten that from the context.
	You big idiots.
	You're the ones who are wrong and dumb.
	Gotta read the cliff notes.
	Right.
	Amanda Scallon asks, I don't know, who's the cleanest out of you three?
	And I'm voting not L. Thanks, Amanda, for that rather weird scathing attack on L. Wow.
	Wow, Savage.
	I mean, I'm not especially clean or messy.
	I mean, it comes down to more of tidiness, right?
	Because I'm not prone to making actual messes, so it's really about the amount of stuff I sort of leave around.
	And I think I probably just leave less stuff around than Sarge in general.
	I'm a very cluttered kind of guy.
	I can see Sarge's table right now, and it is a disaster.
	Now notice I haven't said anything about Mike yet.
	That's because, oh boy.
	Oh boy.
	I'm the biggest slob that ever existed.
	I'm absolutely the worst.
	Again, it's mostly a clutter thing.
	I've just been in several rooms with Mike Rades that he would be in charge of decluttering, and there's just like a Nordic track covered in magic cards, like, holding up like a wobbly stack of VHS cassettes.
	I'm just like, what?
	Why do you live your life like you're in an attic?
	That's me.
	I am an episode of Hoarders just waiting to happen.
	I'm definitely the absolute worst when it comes to clutter.
	Not even a chance.
	When it comes to workspace, I mean, forget about it.
	My workspace is immaculate.
	For whatever reason, I need to have my workspace to be the maximum amount of clean, even if I can let my bedroom or whatever get a little untidy.
	Um, but yeah, when I'm when I'm working, like I'm always just sort of like notorious for being like the semi-neurotic person that's constantly cleaning up our workspace and reorganizing stuff.
	I used to do that shit all the time at GameStop when I had downtime.
	I worked for that horrible company.
	I would just be like rearranging stuff and making like re-alphabetizing cabinets and making them look all neat, nice and neat and organizing paperwork and such.
	How dare you!
	How dare you, listener!
	How dare you imply that I'm probably the grossest out of us.
	I'm probably the least gross out of us!
	Yeah, I'll stand by that.
	That's pretty true.
	I will second that motion.
	The resolution carries.
	Now, in my early 20s and mid-20s, I did live in an apartment with some other chaps my age before we were fully formed humans, and that apartment did get pretty gross for a while.
	So, you're not completely, like, out of the ballpark.
	There was a time when I was gross and living like a savage, and we had something in the house called the original Party Mouse, because when we would party, the Party Mouse would appear.
	One time it was sitting on the couch with me.
	I looked over, and we locked eyes.
	And for a second, nothing happened.
	And then it realized that I was probably too massive for it to be fucking just chilling with on the couch.
	So when I went, oh, what's up, party mouse?
	It ran off really quickly.
	But for a while, we had a moment where we were just sort of coexisting.
	Oh, now the official mascot of the podcast is Party Mouse.
	So feel free to submit all your fan art for Party Mouse.
	Yeah, Party Mouse is a DJ.
	You can pour one out for Party Mouse and his family.
	They got poisoned.
	So, two questions to wrap up the show.
	Jacob asks, didn't QAnon say that Rudy was the greatest, smartest lawyer who would solve everything?
	How did he lose his law license to stack up with them?
	And the fact that Trump is not going to pay him?
	Uh, just, uh, disinformation is necessary.
	Whenever reality... Whenever reality hits these people with a punch, they deny reality for as long as they can, and then eventually, if they can't deny it any further, then they'll pivot to some sort of nonsense and gobbledygook in order to try to... Yeah, I mean, eventually they're just gonna be like, we've always hated Giuliani, you can't prove otherwise.
	Right!
	I mean, Q told them to trust Wray, and now Wray is the head of the FBI under Biden, talking about how Q announced a domestic terrorist group.
	And they're like, fuck Wray.
	Wray's a piece of shit.
	I mean, it's just... Look at Wray Palmer, the atom!
	Yeah!
	He got fooled!
	By Sacha Baron Cohen, and we don't stand by anyone that that happens to.
	Right, exactly.
	And finally, for the questions we've been asked this week, Existential Dreadlocks asks, can I be a smartass and ask what the meaning of life is?
	Obviously 42, as it were.
	Boo, fuck that reference.
	That reference is dead to us.
	Man, what an overplayed piece of shit reference that is now.
	Holy God.
	Can you imagine having been a nerd?
	Well, you guys don't have to imagine.
	You're in the same boat as I am.
	I was a nerd.
	I read those books when it was appropriate for a nerd in middle school or whatever.
	I was like, oh man, I'm so clever.
	I love towels.
	I love 42.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And then all of a sudden, nerddom became popular enough where 42 just crypted as a reference, this omnipresent.
	Yeah.
	Whenever you're watching a TV show now and they go to a hotel room, oh, it's room 42!
	Or they have to type in something into a tub keypad.
	Oh, 42!
	Goddamn, I hate that reference.
	Like, 42 is the new Monty Python anything.
	But yeah, Monty Python, holy shit.
	I definitely grew up with that being a huge thing.
	Yeah, my thing with Hitchhiker's Guide was like, after the, I mean, the fourth book was kind of weak, but then after that, oh my God, it just went right off a cliff.
	Like, he just, he just lost the plot so aggressively.
	Yeah, see, I remember the first one is great, the second one is, like, pretty good.
	The third one, I think, was the one for me where it started to start, like, the carriage started to rattle, like, the chassis started to give a little, and you're just like, oh boy.
	And then, yeah, by the time the fourth and fifth books came around, holy shit.
	Oh boy, were those books bad?
	Yeah, when he just winked Arthur Dent's girlfriend out of existence in the late book, it was just... Didn't even try to explain why he wrote her out.
	He was just like, she's gone.
	She's gone because of reasons.
	Because I just think Arthur would be in this spot, and he couldn't be in that spot if he had a woman, so now he doesn't have a woman, and just get over it.
	And it's just like, man, that is...
	Storytelling!
	It's just, oh my god.
	You know, is it the third book or whatever?
	I remember even as a kid, like, rolling my eyes when it got to the part where they learn how to fly.
	Because it was just, like, very obviously just, like, somebody, like, who just sort of, like, takes a big hit off of a joint.
	What if flying was just, like, falling down and then, like, forgetting to hit the ground, man?
	And it's like, oh, that's so lazy.
	What is happening?
	Anyway, so we should probably go back to answering the question, the meaning of life, right?
	I mean, I could just be like a dumb, cynical atheist and be like, to procreate!
	To consume and procreate!
	Am I right, guys?
	I'm so edgy?
	Yeah, oh god, yeah.
	Time to go read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac like a real cool kid!
	I don't know.
	The older I get, the more I come around to the idea that the meaning of life is just goofs.
	All I ever want to do in life is just to make people crack up.
	That's my meaning of life.
	That's kind of me.
	I mean, that's the kind of way I feel about it, too, is just, like, trying to, like, make someone else's day a little bit better.
	Just trying to not be, like, just be good.
	That's really all I got, is just that.
	Just, like, try to do a little good in the world.
	I got a message from one of the blue checkmarks that fights QAnon, and he told me, hey, I was interviewing someone, and they said that your debunking posts on Twitter were the first thing that helped them take the path out of QAnon.
	And I was just like, holy shit!
	That means the world to me.
	So I guess that's kind of my ethos in manifesting.
	That, like, I helped somebody, like, see the light about this bullshit.
	And so just, like, score.
	It was great.
	I'm just here to fucking have a good time and help other people have a good time.
	Yeah, I think it's just like, you know, do what you can.
	Don't be a dick.
	Like what Wheaton said.
	I mean, I hate that I have to pull from him, but it really is succinct.
	Like, just don't be a dick.
	Yeah.
	And so finally, our question enumerous, as it were, from Chairman Walkman is, what are you excited for?
	There's a, there's a bunch, a bunch of shit coming out at the end of the month.
	And I stomped right all over you.
	I'm sorry.
	No, go, go, go.
	There's a bunch of new seasons for stuff coming out.
	But even though I'm not excited for the movie, I am excited to see a Marvel movie in theaters for the first time in Woof a year and a half to like I don't remember what the last one was and we got Black Widow coming up.
	Could could be a better one, but it's a Marvel movie in theaters and I really enjoy that experience.
	I keep forgetting that it's coming out.
	That's like this weekend, right?
	Yeah, I gotta try to make my way to the theater with some people and see that one for sure.
	Yeah.
	Hell, I mean, I think it comes out in a couple days.
	It should be out soon.
	We might be able to see it together.
	I mean, that's definitely possible.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah.
	My God.
	What the fuck am I excited about?
	I don't know.
	I've got the week off, which you would think, like, would be exciting.
	But really, I don't have anything to convert it into besides just bumming around and sleeping in late, which is, you know, rewarding in its own way.
	But after a couple of days, you just get sort of bored with that.
	So I don't know.
	I'm going to try to, I'm probably going to try to create something, be that just like stuff for my D&D game or whatever.
	but I'm excited to try to convert all the downtime I have into doing something
	with a little forward momentum to it.
	Yeah. I also am working on Operation Forward Momentum for something
	because the Boston adventure that I went on this past week really opened my eyes to the idea of
	Doing like that kind of thing because I mean a bunch of people right before kovat and talked about me trying to open up an escape room business Do that kind of stuff and then this silly little thing in bought in Boston that I did It's like oh my god If you can just find like a geocaching app that like pops up stuff and makes people solve riddles You can just build escape rooms anywhere on the planet and that seems like a really fun idea So me being a Luddite Aw geez, which of you fucks went and told Mike Rains about geocaching?
	We all had this meeting, and we all got together and said, hey, Mike Rains can never find out about geocaching.
	Otherwise it will ruin him!
	He'll probably say something high-minded like, you can build an escape room anywhere.
	They've opened the doors.
	They've ruined, they've ruined me.
	But yeah, so like, that's like, I mean, I don't know if it's ever going to come to anything because I got to find someone that can actually explain how to make an app.
	But then again, I'd have no clue.
	But beyond that, I'm just excited because the final good sports ball before football returns this fall is culminating.
	The hockey's about to end probably tonight, and if not, there's only three more games maximum before it's over.
	Basketball only has six more games left, and that's going to be exciting to see who wins the championships there.
	And then sports are dead until The NFL gets back to going because baseball... Until Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers return... Yes.
	...to assert dominance over Washington football team.
	Yes, exactly.
	And the very happy-to-be-in-Green-Bay Aaron Rodgers battling the very well-named Washington football team.
	All of these things are accurate.
	Yeah, so that's going to be fun to watch those games, and just listening to all the different people have their hot sports takes about this, that, and the other thing, and who's going to win, who's going to lose, and how much money are they going to lose in the results.
	And then after that, I get to be, I don't know, sports sad for a long time, because if you are capable of watching regular season baseball and enjoying it, then God help you.
	I mean, the only way you can make an incredibly boring game like baseball even worse is if there's no stakes involved, and that's what this is.
	It's like, oh, they won last night, so what does that mean?
	Nothing.
	They're going to play 100 more games after that one.
	Oh.
	Yeah, they're like one two hundredth of the way towards the championship or whatever.
	Right, exactly.
	It's like, whoa, we're half way there.
	Because baseball was invented before radio.
	So it needed to just take a long time.
	Yeah.
	Come to the baseball stadium and fill your whole day sitting around like around other people and cheer for your favorite team as they stand around doing nothing.
	And then come back and do it again tomorrow, and the next day, and for the entire summer, most of the fall, and then we'll come right back and do it again in the spring next year.
	Because it never ends.
	It's just this interminable, permanent slog of a season.
	We need to write the next great sports novel or whatever about an embittered person who is wildly, naturally talented at baseball, but hates it.
	So they resolve to become the greatest pitcher the world has ever known.
	Because if they just strike out everybody, then no one has to suffer through baseball.
	That's called Air Bud 10.
	I'm there.
	I'm good of a dog striking everybody out.
	I don't want to work with an animal actor.
	Not because you hate animals.
	They're just real divas.
	Yeah, we'll CGI the dog.
	It'll be really... The dog will be done in the style of the artwork of Invincible.
	It's like Paw will vaguely move and then the ball will like flutter towards the other person and then dip or swerve or whatever and they'll miss.
	And the bat will... You'll see the bat like wave blurrily at the ball and not hit it.
	It'll be great.
	It'll be incredible.
	I don't want to work with an animal actor is the only phrase I know how to speak in Russian thanks to my porno days.
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	We'd like to start with our good friend DJ Minimal Effort, who provided our intro song, but it's still too cool for social media.
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	And that is going to be it for us for another successful episode of the Avengers in Hellworld Podcast.
	We've sure been happy to have you with us this week, as every week.
	And as always, I have been your co-host, Hellworld Al, signing off for my co-host, Hellworld Sarge, and our QAnon expert, Mr. Mike Rains.

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