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Adventures In HellwQrld Episode 37: Michael Flynn Commits Light Treason

Michael Flynn wants a coup and then says he didn't say that. "Q" posts and then it turns out that B isn't Q and Ron Watkins isn't going to do any of this stuff again. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello everybody.
I am Mike Rains, aka...
PokerandPolitics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
I am joined, as always, by Sarge.
Hello from the internet.
And you can find him on Twitter, at HellworldSarge.
And I am also joined by the mysterious Elle.
What's up, my beautiful babies?
Is that like a Pauly Shore reference?
Just like generic Californian from the early 90s, I guess.
Not specifically Pauly Shore, but also not not Pauly Shore.
Yeah, if you'd thrown a weasel in there, it'd been Pauly Shore for sure.
Or a buddy.
We are about to make trouble at this bubble.
All of this is happening.
All of this is happening.
And you can find more of this irreverent wit from Elle at HellWorldElle on Twitter as well.
So this week, boy, I wish we had anything to talk about this week.
If there was anything that happened either Content Warning.
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So the first thing that happened this week was it appeared that daddy had come home.
Because, uh, on 8kun's, uh, Q Private Board, a post, uh, was made by some mysterious person who, uh, titled themselves And this mysterious missive read, fact versus fiction.
We will not tell you which is which, semicolon, the choice is yours.
Who gave you the playbooks?
Who helps you answer the questions with the words playbook and questions with capitalized letters for no good reason?
And this led to all kinds of freaking out.
Wait a minute, in that single post that's like two lines long or whatever, this mysterious bee person who is trying to do their best cute impression was just like, yo, we're not going to answer your questions.
Who helps answer your questions?
That's what we're coming to you for, right?
If you're not going to answer the question, at least point me to someone who can.
Q never answered questions.
He just gave out a million questions, like we read.
I don't know who answered the questions.
All those dumb YouTube people that are banned now.
Q actually did answer questions, and that's what caused a lot of the kerfluffles in QAnon, because one day Q was like, yo, the earth is totally round, you idiots.
And, oh yeah, by the way, JFK Jr.?
Totally dead.
And the QAnon people who didn't want to believe these things were just like, la la la, not listening, not listening, shut up, Q. Or maybe Q's just giving us a triple reverse head fake because disinformation is necessary, or whatever.
So, So Bee makes this post on Q's private forum on 8kun, and the next thing you know, we have this giant kerfuffle of people trying to figure out if it's real or not.
There's like an app or some people run an app called Q alerts that's supposed to
let you know whatever a Q posts so you can rush to your phone and get ready to
start baking and decoding it.
And the Q alerts and the Q alerts people were like, we don't know if this is Q or not. Uh, we're not sure.
There's no trip code.
So none of the aggregating sites are, uh, picking it up on their crawlers and posting it. So,
um, basically you had this giant, uh, push and pull between the folks who wanted daddy to come
home and the people who didn't want some nefarious person who wasn't Ron Watkins
running the Q account. Cause Hey, we don't know that it's Ron, except we know that it's Ron.
Absolutely.
This is Sarge taking the correct tact on who Hugh is and their mysterious identity.
I mean, not according to that Medium article or whatever that was just like a wild hit piece on someone that I saw people talking about on Twitter.
That shit was wild.
Oh, the Schoenberg thing again?
I guess, yeah.
I try not to pay too much attention because that's not exactly on-brand for me.
So, Mike, who do you think B is?
What intern got a hold of the codes?
So the thing was, is that Bea basically stirred up all this controversy and then eventually Ron Watkins came out and was just sort of like, well this might be Q, this might be somebody else, I don't exactly know what's going on, herpa derpa, because Ron was just sort of, I feel like he was testing the waters to see how people were reacting to Bea and what was going on.
But then as more and more pushback on B came about, eventually the decision was made and then Ron was just sort of like, this was probably a universal volunteer admin who has access to everything on 8kun who decided to post this thing on Q's private forum.
And they're not actually tied to Q Team or anyone important.
So this was just a troll playing us for the lols, as it were, according to the guy who has previously confirmed Q's authenticity and is totally not Q in any way, shape, or form, Ron Watkins.
So he immediately shut it down and it was just like, oh, it's some guy in the back.
Who we let flip burgers and he like, you know, got on the laptop real quick and sent out a B drop.
This is what it looks like.
Yeah.
Ron says, yeah.
Ron was just like, look, this wasn't real.
Sorry guys.
Sorry.
We got your hopes up.
Sorry.
Everyone got all excited.
The daddy had come back from his long vacation when nothing was happening.
I don't know, like Biden winning the election or, Let me slide this idea by you.
or the vaccine now having over like 150 million Americans getting a shot, or...
There was no important stuff for Q to step in and explain what was happening in our world.
This was a good time for Q to just take a long vacation.
Let me slide this idea by you. Dig on this, daddios.
So, apparently, the enemy has decided to squat on the letters Q,
which is like, you know, Q's a pretty nice letter. We've talked about this before.
Yeah, no, it's a great letter.
And B, which is an incredibly crappy letter.
I, in my infinite wisdom, have decided to squat on the initial, on the letter L, the way that no one has done before, and certainly nobody in anime.
I propose that we try to get a summit together, and 13 of the good guys, 13 of the bad guys, we all chop up the alphabet, and we have a letter per side, and then we can just really kick off this war alphabet soup style.
And it could just be like, L hates B, and C has dirt on W, and Q is still fucking missing, because whatever.
Q hasn't been heard in, I mean, we're over a third of the year now.
This was so exciting and then immediately dumb.
And like, I had to chastise myself for being excited that maybe there was a new Q drop when it is just empirically better for the world that there never is again.
It's a B drop, which is even more important because it's the first step in the alphabet wars.
It's higher in the alphabet.
So now, the question I have there is, which side actually gets three vowels, and which side gets stuck with just two vowels and the Y?
Because, I mean, the side that gets the Y, that's bullshit.
Q's worthless without you.
Wow, that should be the slogan for their fucking campaign.
Holy shit!
Wow, that was so... You accidentally... Stop digging, you hit oil!
Q doesn't do anything without you.
How is that not a thing?
Hold on, you're gonna hear typing.
Yeah, we're gonna do the... Would it be bad pool for us to make merch for QAnon?
Because boy howdy, what a slogan.
That is absolutely the slogan.
That should have been where we go when we go all.
That's what it should have been.
I googled it.
There's nothing.
No one take this.
This is us copywriting.
This is a poor man's copyright right here.
Yeah, we're being worthless without you.
We're mailing this one to ourselves via the post office because that's a thing that you could do.
Mike, to your question about the alphabet wars, vowels are important in language, but when it comes to code designation, I feel like I feel like being codenamed Y would be much cooler than being codenamed O, or I, or U. I'd codename U. It's just like, that's kind of confusing.
Hey, if that's got to be the split, I will happily let Team Liberal take the Y. Yeah, that's a real who's on first situation, and that bit's old.
More like you's on first, am I right?
Hey guys, but really, seriously.
Q's on first.
I don't know!
Q can't do nothing without you.
Rainbow.
Oh man, there needs to be some ridiculously positive QAnon influencer who actually uses that as a mantra.
They're just the most cheerful, effervescent person that wants Hillary Clinton to be attacked.
None of you babies steal that.
That's ours.
I gave up with it.
Live.
In media res.
It's episode 38 and Sarge finally hit one.
Finally!
Finally!
I'm just saying, like, of all this time, finally you just felt one come off the bat, you're like, oh my god, that's a home run!
It's gone!
It's gone!
I can just trot down the food space, it's over, baby!
I did it, I win!
I mean, the look on his face was great, because, like, you know, it left his bat, and then he thought it was just a pot fly, and then it just ended up, like, disappearing into space like Poochie.
It just kept going.
Oh, wow, what a wild one.
So, B has come and gone in a very brief period of time, as it were.
Will the QAnon extended universe expand beyond this?
Because there was a previous character, I believe.
I believe Ron Watkins at one point tried to make X a character in the QAnon universe.
There was like one drop that talked about a character named X and then was immediately forgotten about again.
Yeah, in the Alphabet Wars, that motherfucker is definitely going to try to squat on at least X and Z and maybe Y. Yeah, because they're some of the coolest letters.
I mean, we're gonna have to, we're gonna have to get together and we're gonna have to get together with him and hash that out for like, you know, fair equity and letters.
Because, you know, his dumb personal handle has a Z in it.
He's tried to create the X character.
He did successfully create the Q character and stole it from someone.
Do we have a letter draft?
That's what we're looking for.
That's the idea here.
I mean, we're trying to figure out what plays each side is going to make.
Like, what letters does Team Soros want?
What are the important things here?
How furious are these white supremacists going to be when we squat on the letter K?
Yeah, that's our first pick.
Boom.
Hey, I mean, I see so many people like so many like hardcore evangelicals get mad that like the gay people took the rainbow away from them when it's God's rainbow.
And it's like, well, people took the rainbow away from them.
Yeah, so we're gonna we're gonna take the letter K away from racists.
How do you like them apples?
I mean, that's just yeah, we're gonna rehabilitate it.
Yes.
Oh boy.
It's just going to remain the signal for a strikeout in baseball, which makes no sense at all, because strikeout has an S and an O in it, and the letter K is very deep into the word strike, and I've never understood that.
But hey, it's what a dumb old game that's incredibly boring did, and now we're stuck with it.
As if I needed any other reasons to want to just throw the game of baseball into the sun.
We're gonna alienate all our baseball fans.
Good fuck them.
They're tasteless.
It's like all those people that get hyped for Trump parades or any parade at all.
It's just like, hey, you want to go sit on the side of the street and watch people walk by you?
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Can't wait to watch people walk by me.
It's like, what the fuck?
The television exists.
The internet exists.
Don't throw a frisbee, you fucking goons.
What are you doing?
I had an ex who was super into parades, she drug me to a couple, and every time it was miserable.
It's like the lowest common denominator form of social energy.
It's like trying to get that feeling you get from going to a live concert or a live sporting event or anything, but really you're just getting together with people you don't know and sitting on the side of the road.
And many of them are elderly, because they're literally just trying to run out the clock And then, it's just like, what better way to run out the clock than to have a fire engine go by?
Oh shit, never seen one of these before!
How incredible!
Oh god, they're throwing Tootsie Rolls off of the top of it?
Stop the presses!
This is the height of entertainment!
Yeah, I will admit, I think I've been to like a total of like two parades in my adult life, and it was like the first two times the Patriots won a Super Bowl and had a parade in Boston afterwards.
And the thing was, is the first time, because it was the first time that any team in Boston had won a title in like 15 years, there was like a crazy amount of energy, the crowd was out of control.
There were an incredibly insane number of women who got on the shoulders of men so that you could see them and then would lift up their shirts to reveal their breasts to us, which was very odd and confusing, but got a lot of cheers from the crowd for that.
And then the second parade a couple years later was a lot more muted and it was at that point that I realized that the whole parade energy thing had dipped precipitously and I stopped going to it.
Were the Patriots all ripshit drunk?
Because the Chiefs were sure ripshit drunk.
Oh, I mean, the Patriots, I mean, maybe not at this particular parade, but at least at several of the parades for the Patriots, one Robert Gronkowski was in attendance, and that man enjoys alcoholic beverages.
Yeah, you know, Travis Kelsey was also a touch inebriated.
Yeah, I went to the Chiefs Super Bowl parade and that is the only parade I've gone to of my own volition as an adult and I regretted it because it was three buses of drunk Chiefs players and it was just Dog shit cold.
And I was like... Before we grab the reins and steer this old pony back into the... Back into the news.
Yeah, back into our news segment.
So you go to a parade with your partner.
Everyone's excited.
Your partner's just like, yo, let me get up on your shoulders so I can pull my tits out in front of the crowd, which is a goodly thing to do.
And then they do that.
In theory, they're trying to get the attention of the famous people in the parade, in this instance, football players.
What happens if that works?
And you're like the partner who's like, you know, you've got your lady on your shoulders, her tits are out, Tom Brady's scanning a sea of tits, looks at your girlfriend and is just like... Crooks his finger.
That one, you, I select this is the one that I want for the evening.
Like, what do you do if you're the guy?
Are you just like, yeah, Tom Brady wants to bone my girlfriend?
Are you just like immediately filled with a deep regret and just like running through a crowd of people with your girlfriend still on your shoulders?
Trying to flee a horn-crazed Tom Brady.
Oh man, getting more than you bargained for in the most egregious manner possible.
That would be so brutal.
Anyway, I'll leave the audience to ponder that question while we roll that beautiful new segment.
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News.
Right.
What do we want to go with first?
I guess Mike Flynn demands a coup, because that should be illegal, right?
I think it's illegal, but... One would think.
Mike Flynn apparently lives a life that is completely without consequence or action taken against him ever for anything, because an army spokesman has come out and already said they're not going to do anything about this, as it were.
But it is very clear that Mike Flynn does not want you to think that Mike Flynn called for a coup at the QAnon rally that he and all the other QAnon kooks attended this weekend.
Yeah, Mike Flynn would like you to politely forget about the fact that video and audio recording exists.
He's just like, no, I never said I wanted a coup.
It's like, dog, we have you on tape saying almost literally those words.
And just to make this clear, here is Mike Flynn on tape calling for a coup.
For a civil marine, I want to know why what happened in Myanmar can't happen here.
A military coup?
Why?
Minimar?
No reason.
Sure.
No reason.
some nice plausible deniability there by referencing a country that does not exist.
Because I'm not I'm not exactly Minamar.
Yeah, I'm not sure how for sure you pronounce that word, but it's definitely not Minamar.
Yeah. Oh, wow.
That clip just would not stop playing.
That was a that was a clip that kept developing.
Yeah. So basically what happened was like a questioner from the crowd
asked him about Minamar, meaning Minamar.
And what you heard after he said that was an audience roaring in approval for a very long period of time about the idea of a Myanmar-styled coup against the United States.
And then after the crowd tamped down, Michael Flynn finally said, no reason.
It should happen.
No reason.
And this is the thing, is that I've seen a bunch of different QAnon promoters claiming that Michael Flynn didn't say this.
Michael Flynn posted a message saying he didn't say this.
Alex Jones cut a 90-second promo, like the WWE, saying that Michael Flynn didn't say this.
Wait, wait, wait.
What did Alex Jones say happened?
Like, a fake?
Is this an opposition?
It's like that Simpsons bet where they go to Lila Hutz and he starts writing a bunch of punctuation all over his card.
He's just like, no, what General Flynn said was no comma shouldn't happen or couldn't happen or whatever.
Like, you guys just misinterpreted what he was saying.
Alex basically just said, look, Michael Flynn didn't call for a coup.
You know what a coup was?
November 3rd was a coup when the Democrats and the Liberals tried to take America over with a fraudulent election.
And the thing about all these people is it's like, well, if you didn't say it, play the clip.
Because if you're so confident that this didn't happen, just play the clip and we'll listen.
We will, with our own eyes and ears, discern what Michael Flynn said.
And the thing that really... I mean, the worst part about it isn't Michael Flynn flippantly calling for a coup, in my eyes.
It's the fact that the man who calls for a coup from Myanmar After he finishes speaking, the crowd for like eight seconds is roaring in approval of the idea of this coup happening.
And Michael Flynn knows his audience.
He knows the people that are in front of him.
If Michael Flynn said, no, there shouldn't be a coup, we should not take the government away from Joe Biden by a military force.
The crowd would boo him.
The crowd would reject him.
This is a pro-coup crowd.
I mean, it's sad, but it's true.
And the fact that when Michael Flynn finished saying, he's like, it should happen.
And then the crowd's like, yeah!
Like they gave him a quick little like affirmation, like a crowd brofist to Michael Flynn about his agreement.
And I just know that Not true.
What happened there is the flimsy moron, earlier he had done a speech where he told the crowd
that Trump won the popular vote, Trump won the electoral college, Trump won all these
things, it's bullshit, they're claiming the lost.
Not true, all those are not true.
I mean, Flynn's just lying his ass off.
And this is the thing, is that he, again, because he lives this life that's completely free of consequence, he never actually, actually thinks to himself, you know, maybe I should watch what I'm saying.
Maybe I should not, like, go across a line.
Because in his life, there's just no lines.
And then when he found out that people were like, yo, Michael Flynn, you just called for a coup.
That's not great.
That's actually kind of bad.
Oh, well, I didn't call for a coup.
Like, whatever you think I said, I didn't fucking say it.
So I mean, like, just pathological, they're lying, just absolutely completely, totally in favor of gaslighting people and denying reality.
I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's sick that these people think that this is Do you think it's fair to say that QAnon and the conservatives that have embraced that rhetoric are becoming more unhinged by the day?
goes along with you.
Do you think it's fair to say that QAnon and the conservatives that have embraced that
rhetoric are becoming more unhinged by the day?
Because that's sort of the way it seems.
It's just the fact that they don't have a win condition.
And that was what QAnon was always about for forever was owning the libs and making the liberals sad.
And instead, now all they're left to do is go, Oh, the Arizona audit.
Ooh, we're gonna get him.
Yeah.
They also don't have anything to do.
Like, they just have nothing but free time, and they keep... Every time I go onto Twitter and look at your Twitter, you've posted a new, like, goal line for them, but it's always just, like, two weeks out, and it is so sad.
Well, I mean, now, uh, they've, um, they've created a new deadline that even Donald Trump believes in, Which is this nebulous mid-August thing that we might as well get into here.
We can back pivot on our show notes to Sidney Powell in a minute.
But Trump has Maggie Haberman from the New York Times, who is like the world's most hated journalist because the right wing hates her because she'll actually critique Trump now and then.
And the left hates her because she literally only exists.
Because she's in tight with Donald Trump, and Donald Trump talks to her all the time, and gives her stuff to put out into the world as, like, quote-unquote, like, reporting.
So, she's just this universally... Q has even talked about Maggie Halberman.
He was like, Maggie, I don't like you!
So, I mean...
She just gets it from all sides.
But she wrote a tweet where she's just saying that Trump believes he will be reinstated as president sometime in August.
What?
Why?
This comes from the MyPillow guy and the Overstock guy, Mike Lindell and Patrick Byrne.
They've been promoting this idea that they are going to come up with so much election fraud So much criminality, uh, from, uh, Arizona and then eventually Pennsylvania and Michigan and New Hampshire and any other state where they can run this con and steal money from people, uh, for a quote unquote audit, which has, which these audits have no legal binding authority and no, they don't do anything for anything.
They, um.
They just believe that at some point the evidence will be overwhelming and the Supreme Court will have to step in and remove Biden from office and reinstall Trump.
Do they really think the Supreme Court will do that because they can't?
They absolutely cannot?
Like they do not have that power?
They would love... Mike Lindell is literally making another video.
He's already made a video called Absolute Proof or Absolute Conviction or whatever.
The new video he's going to release sometime this month, I believe, is called Absolute 9-0 because the video is going to be so definitive, so overwhelming, the Supreme Court will rule 9-0 in his favor that the election was stolen from Donald Trump and that now Trump must be made president again because reasons.
I'm still missing the nine zero part.
What?
Oh, not the court.
The full court.
I was thinking it was a reference to 90.
Nope.
But he thinks it's going to be a literal full court press.
Waka Waka to get Donald Trump back into office after he got bodied in the election and continues to just get dunked on as he, you know, retires to Mar-a-Lago and then New Jersey Mar-a-Lago or whatever.
Yeah, again, for the record, the Supreme Court can't do that.
They can 25th Amendment him or impeach and convict him.
Those are the only ways to remove a sitting president.
What's really funny about that is that Jenna Ellis, who is your standard right-wing Trump bootlicker, has told QAnon this sad truth that she actually said the Constitution's only method for removing a president is impeachment, which Sarge has corrected her on, that the 25th Amendment Is another possible way to get to get Uncle Joey out of office, as it were.
But again, both of these things would only put Kamala Harris into the presidency.
And if you then removed her, Nancy Pelosi would be president.
We would just go down the order of succession.
There is no magical way to just thread that needle and make Donald Trump the president.
And when Jenna Ellis posted this, and she basically had all the standard caveats that the election was stolen, that Trump got screwed, blah, blah, blah.
But then she's like, look, guys, The Constitution spells this out very clearly.
This is the way this works, and we have to accept it.
Oh, and they love the Constitution.
Oh, they love the Constitution.
So like, Jordan Sather basically gave her a, BUT MOM!
And whined like a baby about, BUT THEY STOLE THE ELECTION!
IT'S SO UNFAIR!
And it's like, again, Jordan, we don't care.
You lost.
Tough shit.
Ghost Ezra, who decided that he was just going to get more to the actual point of what's going on here, when he saw Jenna's post, his response was, well, if the Constitution won't fix it, maybe we need to fix the Constitution.
Oh, yeah, they love the Constitution until it, like, you know, just like everything else, because conservatives have no values.
They love the Constitution, except for the parts they don't like, which they would be happy to change, including, like, just trying to drum up support for, like, yeah, we need to pass a new amendment that says only Republicans and conservatives can be president.
Am I right, guys?
That's what we really need in our democracy, is absolutely making sure that it is a one-party system.
Yeah, I feel like we have names for one party systems, but I can't come up with any right now.
Yeah, we may never know.
Yeah, I mean, this is what they really are.
I mean, they're just fascists.
And they just want to rule.
They hate elections.
They hate accountability.
They don't want to deal with any of this bullshit.
I mean, they're trying their damnedest in their fucking red state strongholds to try to make it impossible for Democrats to win elections in their state.
They're like, oh god, oh shit.
All of us are aging out of relevancy and the world is becoming more liberal by the day.
Tend to just enact a bunch of fucking bullshit laws that make it harder to vote if you happen to be one of the demographics that tends to vote liberal.
So dumb.
Yeah, this week, the Texas legislature was about to pass a viciously restrictive voter suppression bill, that on top of all of that shit, at the last minute, they stuck in some stuff where a judge can literally overturn an election if he thinks there was something hinky going on.
Like, they don't even have to prove to the judge that something bad happened.
It was like the judge's discretion.
So now, Texas is literally- Judge's discretion?
Yeah, Texas was literally throwing democracy out the window and being like, hey, if a judge doesn't think you won fair and square, he can tell you to fuck off.
And to the Democrats in the Texas legislature, God bless you.
This thing was coming up to a vote and they walked off the floor to deny the legislature a quorum so they couldn't pass it.
Yeah, that was a heroic move.
And so then, of course, the governor's just like, well, I'm just going to defund your branch of the government.
Yeah, we're just going to abolish the State Senate and the House.
Yeah, he's just like, we're not going to be paying for people to not do their jobs.
And it's just like, dog, we have so much footage of Trump golfing during the presidency.
So much!
Historic amounts of golfing.
I'm not even, that's not even a bit.
I'm not even joking.
He took more time off than I think any other sitting president.
If I'm wrong, please correct me, but.
And he did it in four years.
I mean, we had a lot of eight year presidents before him.
And I mean, that was one of the things that before COVID, before I thought the election was going to be what I would kind of call like a silly election, as it were.
I was really, like, hoping that Democrats would run ads where it was just Trump talking about how Obama golfs too much, and then just, like, showing Trump constantly golfing.
I mean, it just goes to show you how he doesn't give a fuck about anything, and he'll say anything for anyone.
He was just like, Obama golfs too much!
Wins the presidency.
Oh, fuck.
Well, I ain't gonna stop golfing.
Fuck that shit.
I love golf.
I mean, I really like Texas is losing its absolute fucking mind because they're also trying to get rid of all all of the restrictions on handgun ownership where, you know, they're trying to make it so that if you want a handgun in Texas, you can just have one and carry and conceal it like willy nilly.
No permit, no background check, no nothing.
You just get to have a gun.
And it's just like, man, I just like I think for legal reasons, I can't say that I hope that Texas just decides to fucking fuck around and find out It's like Civil War 2 style, so I won't.
But, you know, let's just say that I have maybe thought about that in the past and just been like, how would I feel if Texas decided to arm all of its citizens and then try to claim that they're not part of the United States anymore?
And I will leave it up to our audience to determine where I fall on how I think that shakes out.
Yeah, at least Missouri's quiet with all its abhorrent racism and not doing what people voted for them to do.
It was like Mississippi where the voters passed like a marijuana referendum and then the court was like, nope, you don't get it.
No weed for you.
I mean, there's just so many states that just absolutely spit in the eye of their voters.
I mean, time is backing these conservative states into a corner.
Unless something goes real, real bad with our country in terms of it's like, you know, place in the world as an economic power, like, we're
just going to continue to get more and more liberal. They're just like, they're just stopping it.
Timing COVID. Yeah, well, I mean, you know, COVID fucked with a lot of stuff. But I think
even if COVID was a non-issue, like just, you know, 20, 30 years from now, there's going to be even
less conservative Republicans than there are now, way less.
Because a bunch of them are gonna fucking die.
And kids these days, like, when I am unfortunately around the youths of today, they don't strike me as a liberal or as a conservative lot.
They seem to be pretty into gender fluidity and stuff like that.
Yeah, I mean, that's the thing is like you have this group of people who are extremely white, extremely white, extremely religious, very much against any kind of non-binary gender definitions.
And they even are, they're even kind of angry that they can't like be mad at gay and lesbian people.
But when you go beyond that, I mean, we've talked about how much they hate Caitlyn Jenner and she's a Republican.
I mean, you're just dealing with this like this branch of people that are so closed minded and angry and miserable.
And this generation that's coming up is like the least religious generation ever.
And it's not even close.
There's so much less religious.
Oh, yeah.
And without religion around, like, you know, it seems like they're probably much less likely to give a fuck about a clump of cells that has started forming inside of a woman's body and just be like, oh, well, dude, as soon as that sperm hits that egg, that's a baby and it's got a soul and everything.
God says so.
This generation that's growing up, they're the ones that were in high school when their high school got shot up.
Everything conservatives care about is abhorrent to them.
Someone said it best, where they were like, if you don't think gun control could possibly ever happen in America, and you're reading this thing in a public building, that public building probably allowed smoking 20 years ago.
I mean, it's just, like, social mores change over generations.
It's just the way things happen.
Yeah, and now they're building schools that don't have good sight lines, so, you know.
Right, exactly.
I mean, it's just like- Because that's the solution to the problem.
The solution to our school shooting problem is, well, now when we build schools, we've just got to make sure that like, you know, they're wacky MC Escher style schools and a shooter could not possibly have a clean line of sight to too many targets.
And it's just like, yeah, or we could just make it harder for people to get guns and easier for people to get mental health counseling.
I don't know, but maybe, but I'm crazy.
No, it's the children that are wrong.
I'm a dumb cucked liberal.
Those are stupid thoughts.
Like, if I'm gonna come for people's guns, and then how is the gun gonna be able to, like, or how is a citizen supposed to defend themselves from their government?
And it's just like, yeah, but good luck shooting that fucking Predator drone out of the sky with your rifle.
I actually had, uh, an idiot, uh, conservative friend of mine, uh, from back in the day who was still on Facebook, and he was talking about, like, the guns that burn, defend myself, protect myself from government, and I'm like, how are you going to save yourself from a Predator drone?
And he replied to me, shoot the pilot of the Predator drone, and he got, like, five likes on Facebook for his reply to me, and I'm like, So you're going to break into the military base, where the regular drone pilot is stationed, and then shoot him in order to prevent the drone from killing you.
They'll just get another drone pilot, or they'll probably just arrest you for breaking into the military base.
Our man is Solid Snake.
He's gonna fuckin' get it there.
He's gonna boof a pack of cigarettes so he can pull them out of his ass and smoke them while he does his dirt.
It's gonna be great.
Yes, he's gonna hide in a cardboard box.
It's gonna be incredible.
Self-aware wolves.
They're just like, they don't even know.
Alright, do we want to get this train back on the tracks and talk about Dr. Fauci?
We can get into Faucigate, as it were.
And by Faucigate, I mean, literally, this was a Freedom of Information Act that was, someone submitted it, and then it was approved.
And so a bunch of Dr. Fauci's emails from early on in the pandemic got released.
And QAnon is currently trying to turn this into the new Pizzagate.
Because everything is the new Pizzagate to them.
Everything's the new big payoff.
And I've seen like Ben Shapiro, all the right wingers are just like, Oh, there's there's something untoward here.
And the The bigger muckety-mucks in the right wing are waiting for the Gateway Pundits and the Zero Hedges and the World News Dailies and the QAnons of the world to, like, find the choicest cuts of meat here in the most shiny jewels, and then they'll run them up the right-wing puke funnel for Tucker Carlson to pontificate upon them later tonight.
But they're not actually talking about what's in the emails.
They're just like, oh, look at these emails.
There's something going on there.
But I'm seeing all these posts from QAnon people just posting screen grabs of this email and that email, and they're like, oh, look at this!
Oh, we got him!
Oh, Fauci did it!
And I think my favorite one of the genre of idiots posting emails and thinking they've got something was some crank Emailed Fauci and was just like, this is how COVID was made.
And they like posted all of this gibberish, just total nonsense.
And you look at it and it looks like serious because it's like, this is how, this is how COVID was made.
It's obviously a bioweapon, blah, blah, blah.
But then you actually look at the person who sent the message to Fauci.
And it's a guy on Twitter who has less than 10,000 followers, and he runs a website called covidcandy.net, I believe.
It's dot something, but it's Covid Candy is the first word.
And if you go to the site, it has all kinds of like weird merchandise on it, and it talks about how Covid's all bullshit and the vaccines are deadly.
And this was literally a crank harassing Fauci about his dumb theory on how Covid was created, and Fauci ignored him.
Because he's a crank.
And then when the Freedom of Information Act came out, that email was caught up in the sweep and put out there.
And someone was like, oh shit, look, this is proof that it wasn't by a weapon and that we were right all along.
I hope to God that the person that put in for that Freedom of Information Act request was the guy who runs this merch store.
Like anti-COVID shit, and he's just like, oh, if I can get Fauci's emails out there, then maybe I can contract these conservative idiots into buying more of my merch, because I obviously knew what was up from the beginning.
Right.
It's so ridiculous.
This would be literally like some crank writing the Warren Commission a note saying the limo driver shot JFK, and then that gets produced when the Warren Commission releases all their evidence and stuff.
And someone would be like, look!
The limo driver shot JFK!
The Warren Commission confirms it!
Some guy said it!
Some guy said it!
It has to be true!
So they're making hay out of an email that Fauci got that he did not respond to?
Yes.
It's basically a crank sent Fauci an email and they just lost their minds and started screaming and yelling.
And now they're all freaking out.
This is the biggest payoff.
They're finally going to win.
They love this meme template of a giant cruise liner.
And the giant cruise liner is in front of a tiny little boat that's in the foreground, and the tiny little boat is Watergate, and now the big giant boat is Faucigate.
And what's so funny about that was that that boat was Obamagate a year ago.
The big payoff gate is always the new thing.
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
Fetchgate is not going to happen.
You can't just put gate on everything.
If they try to, they're going to wedge that gate in there one way or another.
I hear it's pretty easy to get gate on top of a 17-year-old girl, though.
Boo!
I'm both happy and bummed out we don't have any news about him this week.
We actually do, in the sense that he was dumb enough to repost a photo of someone's head.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, someone was like, hey, can you post a photo of my dad who served in the military?
And Matt Gaetz reposted it, and it was a photo of Lee Harvey Oswald.
So Matt Gaetz is the dumbest person alive.
So that was great.
So yeah, that's our little shot of Matt Gaetz, as it were.
A quick little snort.
That guy got a couple of right-wing politicians.
And for the first time, those of you out in the internet land getting a shot of Matt Gaetz are probably legal adults.
BOOM!
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oh boy All right, so let's keep this news trainer rolling.
Otherwise, I'm just going to be inclined to keep talking about Matt Gaetz's pedophilia and or Ben Shapiro's vaginal dryness issues.
What else have we got?
Well, the big thing I was going to continue on the Fauci news about was that, first of all, Uh, the other thing that they're talking about is the fact that when he was talking to a big Chinese scientist about like the early origins of COVID and what's going on, they were like,
Just professionals being very kind to each other, talking about, like, we gotta do work, and the Chinese scientist at one point says, like, we're together, we will remove this virus from the Earth.
And then Fauci is like, yeah, we're in this together.
And, of course, all of the QAnon people were like, Fauci admitting he's allied with the shycoms!
They're working together to destroy America and the world and all that kind of stuff when it's no, this is just two scientists who are basically now dealing with a giant crisis in their field where there's a devastating virus that is threatening humanity and they've got to do something about it in order to try to Not have millions and millions of people die.
And the other final big thing that I'll bring up here about the emails that everyone's harping on was that early on Fauci is dismissive of masks because that was What the CDC and these people were believing at the time was that, yeah, we don't really see the importance of masks.
We don't think that masks are going to be that helpful.
And then after a month, they're like, oh shit, wait a minute, we're totally wrong.
Masks are a really good idea.
We should mask up.
And that's how science works.
You have an idea and then you find out you're wrong and you correct the idea because you get more evidence.
Someone else sent him an email where they were like, hey, like this tiny section of the COVID virus doesn't look right.
This looks almost engineered.
And everyone jumped on it.
Oh, my bioweapon.
This is proof.
Bioweapon.
And the person who sent Fauci that email has already posted on Twitter.
Yeah, that was early on.
Then we got more evidence and we realized that this was actually a naturally occurring virus.
But again, this is the scientific process.
Early on you have one idea, more evidence, correct idea.
I mean, that's how it works.
You would think that of all people, QAnon supporters would be appreciative of the idea behind goalposts changing.
Like, their target is always moving because they, like, it's always moving because anytime they, uh, get close to it, they realize that it wasn't their target to begin with.
Like, they're just like, oh shit, we were wrong about this the whole time.
Uh, time to audible and just say that it was a three-year delta.
In three years, this is all gonna, oh boy, you just wait three years from now, this is totally gonna be legit.
I don't know why I'm surprised that people are making so much out of emails that he got.
Like, you can't judge someone by their email inbox, especially emails he didn't respond to.
It's just so wild.
I mean, and if we do start judging people based on the emails they receive, whether or not they respond to them, I would like to highlight my inbox full of penis-shrinkening emails.
Excuse me, sir, is your penis too large?
I'm just like, yes, you know, but it is.
I'm hung like four Jonah Falcons.
I'm like a Jonah Falcon horse.
You've got a trident.
That would be a great spam message to receive one time.
Is your penis too big?
I'm like, you know, I'm still not going to click any of the links in here, but what a polite spam.
Thank you.
Oh my God.
That reminded me like one of the QAnon promoter guys, who's like just a crazy,
angry, bigoted piece of shit, which is literally all of them pretty much.
He was just like, I'm announcing that this month is national straight white
guys month and all you LGBTQ barbecue.
Ah, you can all suck my big white dick.
And it's like, well, did you just come out as gay?
Is that what you actually just did?
Like, you just told LGBTQ people to suck your dick?
All you queers can suck my penis!
It's just like, uh, I don't know if that's exactly the message you want to be putting out into the world, guy who's claiming to be super straight.
Self-aware wolves.
They're just, they're always almost getting there.
Yeah.
But yeah, so... All these gays trying to fuck me out of stuff.
I'm going to fuck these gays!
Yeah, that'll show them!
Back into the pile.
Right.
So, this Fauci thing is going to... It's going to go for a week or two, basically.
It's going to be their dumb new news story.
They're going to bang the drum on it.
All of these random people who've been trying to make the whole lab leak Wuhan bioweapons story a thing.
They're gonna scream and yell as best they can about this.
And, I mean, it'll go nowhere because there really isn't anything in there.
I mean, this, and the other problem for these people is, is that This was a story reported on by the Washington Post and all of these other news organizations.
So there was a lot of light on it at the start.
It's not like the Bethesda emails where it was like mysterious and what do they really mean?
And what are they saying?
And what are the hidden code?
Because the Pizzagate people got to workshop that shit for a really long time so that you had this like crafted conspiracy theory By the time idiot Rubes were willing to stumble into it and then find out, what's this about pedestrian pizza and little girls?
And oh my God!
I mean, this is... They just refuse to give themselves enough runway.
Things have to build up organically.
You can't try and push it through so quickly.
Give yourself a couple months at least.
Come on.
I feel sort of obligated to apologize to our listeners for covering such a fucking nothing of a story.
Yeah.
Dr. Fauci got some emails.
Oh shit.
Old man email inbox filled with cranks.
And also scientists trying to workshop ways to defeat a global pandemic.
Oh yeah, it's so scandalous.
Fauci was comforting and supportive to a major scientist in the nation of origin of a deadly virus.
That motherfucker, how dare he?
Here's my sincere appeal to the QAnon community.
Please, the next time you start losing your mind over emails of any kind, A, you have to have access to the emails.
It can't be all the mystery emails that are on Huma's laptop.
Or Hunter Biden's laptop.
Or Hunter Biden's laptop, yeah.
And B, the emails have to actually be incriminating.
It can't be people talking about placing pizza orders that you, in your mind, have turned into them placing orders for tiny girl sex.
And it also can't be cranks emailing a dude They're conspiracy theories, that dude not responding, and you pointing to it as proof of anything.
Like, QAnon, please, the next time you bring up emails, just have something.
That's all I ask for you.
Give me something.
We're trying to make content here.
Yeah, we are trying to put stuff out on the internet, unlike Donald Trump, who has given up on his sad, poorly read, poorly received little blog that he had created for what he thought was going to be an actual social media, like, I don't even know if it was a platform or whatnot, will you?
But it was supposed to be his way of getting his message out to the world.
Because no one read it, and the only people who cared about posting it were his messages were QAnon people.
Today, Trump has declared that his little blog is no more.
Social media platform, I think you mean to say?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
His social media platform has gone the way of Frank, and probably Parler, kind of, maybe?
I don't know.
Didn't all the Twitter accounts that tried to directly repost it get immediately banned?
Uh, probably.
I mean, I know it's all one like set up and it automatically posted anytime to Twitter from his blog and
they just Twitter was just like Get out here idiot and they just immediately banned it
Yeah Yeah, I mean it's just ban circumvention and they know that
it's bullshit that he's doing this So they're like no you're not allowed to help Trump flout
our Banning of him you dump you giant dumb dumbs
Maybe if Papa Gab wasn't just constantly reeking of desperation, now he could parlay Trump's failed blog into luring our man to his platform.
You gotta, like, when you're that desperate, it's just so hard to land a fish.
Oh, man, it is so funny.
Literally, Torba is just doing nothing but posting on Gab about how, on the one hand, Trump is the Alpha and the Omega and the greatest leader America's ever had.
On the other hand, Trump is a worthless, miserable beta cuck who won't go on Gab because Jared Kushner won't let him.
And it's just, I mean, the people who, Trump's obviously not internet savvy enough to know that Gab even exists.
And the thing is, is that if Trump was ever on Gab, he would be reposting neo-Nazis immediately.
Cause he doesn't, he doesn't actually check.
Yeah.
No one, no one on his team vets like, or there's no barrier between him.
He did that shit all the time as the president.
Honestly, at this point, I'm like, Almost 100% confident that if Trump went on Gab and started reposting neo-Nazis and it became like news that was meant to make him look bad, it would only fire up his base.
Oh, it would be, like, if it came out that Donald Trump, like, was reposting, like, neo-Nazi ideology or whatever on Gab, it would not have the effect that rational people would assume it would on his ability to potentially win future elected office positions.
Like, it's just like, oh, that guy's fucking done for.
It's become clear that he supports neo-Nazism and white nationalism.
And it's just like, oh, you, oh, my sweet summer child, you are so wrong.
We are in, like, the 50-year, like, death throes period of the conservative Republican Party where they just thrash about wildly before
settling into just being like, okay, we're actually just Nazis
now.
I mean, that's that's really what this is coming down to is that if Trump got on gab and was reposting, like just all
these neo Nazis and all these other dirtbags, I still think he
would be the favorite to win the Republican nomination. I think
the Republican Party would be God, that's talking. I think the
Republican Party would be fucking horrified at what was happening and that like, this would be a total mask off
moment where they wouldn't be able to corral him and he would be
doing these things.
And I really kind of feel like our media wouldn't know how to handle it.
But I think that All of these people who have been kissing his ass for all these years.
I don't know what they do.
I mean, what is, I mean, DeSantis wants to run for president more than anything on earth.
What would DeSantis do against Trump?
Even if Trump was a neo-Nazi, Trump would just make fun of him.
He would call him like dummy DeSantis and DeSantis would start crying and fall to the ground.
Make fun of his wife.
Oh yeah.
Call his wife ugly.
Say that his dad shot JFK.
I mean, all that stuff.
I mean, he would just crush him.
And all these people will just lose to him because he's Donald Trump.
He's the man.
He's the leader of this horrifying cult of personality.
And they'll go and the cult will go wherever he takes them, period.
And if it's being being an outright white supremacist neo-Nazi, so be it.
You know, it would probably be the most buckwild thing to happen to the QAnon cult as if if as if Donald Trump died of natural causes tomorrow.
Like, if being a fat old man just finally caught up to him and he just dropped dead of a heart attack tomorrow, oh my goodness, could you imagine?
Holy shit.
I don't think I'm supposed to say I want that, but...
I mean, I certainly wouldn't be sad, but I'm not sure that it would be a net positive, because then all of a sudden their living hero is now a dead martyr, because obviously it was the liberal cabal of Satanists that killed Donald Trump in this scenario.
Yeah, I mean, Donald Trump could be on the golf course and literally go, argh, it's my heart attack I'm having, my totally natural heart attack, guys, and fall over dead.
And everyone would be like, the cabal killed him, it was a heart attack gun.
Oh, yeah.
We would have domestic terrorism if Trump died.
And QAnon would, I mean, half of them would not think he was dead.
Half of them would think that he was hiding in the shadows.
Ghost Ezra would certainly just be like, don't worry guys, Donald Trump's still totally alive.
No big deal.
Let me put this to you.
Trump drops dead on the Mar-a-Lago golf course today.
Does dead Trump give one of his kids enough juice to try and make a run?
I just don't think so.
I just don't think that Don Jr.
has it.
And Ivanka has the whole problem that neo-Nazis aren't going to be happy with her religion and whatnot, will you?
And Eric's a moron, even a bigger moron than Don Jr.
I don't think the kids have the chutzpah.
I think Michael Flynn would literally parade his body around like Mark Antony would Caesar after he was killed by the Roman Senate.
I mean, I think Mike Flynn would try to run as the hero of QAnon and the rightful successor to Trump, as it were.
And again, since Michael Flynn literally called for a military coup this week, yeah, I think he'd be down with that.
Fun times.
Well, poor sad Trump.
Poor sad and still alive Trump, for the time being anyway.
But at the rate that guy seems like he slams cheese bogos, it seems like he could just get the coronary explosion at any moment.
I mean, the Republican Party, it's not just QAnon, but the Republican Party is beholden to an overweight 75-year-old man who may be indicted and is obviously living under the stress of a federal indictment or an indictment from New York at any time.
And that doesn't seem like a good long-term strategy.
That seems like a strategy that could fail at any moment.
And this isn't even talking about the fact that during the 2020 election, he was bragging about passing dementia tests.
Yeah, and also, I would like to state once again, for the record, I'm a big fat white dude myself, and I would also expect myself to die at age 75 being as overweight as I am if I was still slamming cheeseburgers on the golf course or whatever.
This is not me just being like, eh, Trump is fat, eh.
I mean, I am also fat, but Trump is fat and old.
And that just naturally means that, like, yo, his life expectancy is not the same as a fit, healthy person's at any moment.
He could just die from any number of things that just happen to people when they're not in shape at that age.
He's the Montgomery Burns of American politics.
I mean, he's just... all the viruses are fighting through the doorway.
Yeah, except he's got, like, fucking 50 million, uh, like, smithers that are just trying to, like, take their pants off for him.
Yes, exactly.
So I think that covers the horrifying news of this week.
Alright, time for baby questions.
Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
It's time for Q&A.
I don't know what it is about every time Sarge- I'm trying to make it creepy.
Yeah, every time Sarge invokes my catchphrase of beautiful babies in some form or fashion, it just makes it sound worse.
Like, it just makes it sound so condescending.
It's not even creepy, it's just condescending.
It's just like, now it's time to listen to some of your fucking baby questions.
Yeah, give me that first baby question.
That clean baby question.
Hey, we saved the clean babies for the premium, dammit.
But Cleodora Silvestri, your name is bad for my stupid brain to say, asks, what are the odds that the rest of the country gets vaccinated, Q-Faithful keep trading COVID viruses until they die below the threshold where they can influence political discourse?
I don't know if they can influence national political discourse, but, I mean, there's always going to be, like, literal places where you're going to have Marjorie Taylor Greene basically being a bulletproof, hard-to-remove Republican from a district.
I don't exactly know how, like, safe Laura Boebert is in Colorado, because that's kind of a purple state that votes blue in presidential elections, but There's always going to be a spot in America where extremists can win office, where in other places they would never have a chance.
And I mean, not to compare the two in any way, shape or form, because one person is an actual person, has a brain, the other person is an sociopath.
But like, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez couldn't win in a hyper-competitive district.
I mean, she is in the district she's in because it's an incredibly solid blue district that is willing to vote for someone who says things like, I'm a socialist, I believe in socialist practices.
So like, that's where...
Mike, are you implying that being socialist might be bad in districts that aren't already going your way?
That way lies madness, because that would imply that Bernie Sanders could never win a presidential election.
Or in Florida, where... That's not the sort of thing that you can say and be liberal!
The progressives!
They'll come at you with their knives!
I mean, Andrew Gillum barely lost to DeSantis in Florida, and a lot of people thought that was because of the fact that he was a bit too liberal and that he had the Bernie Sanders endorsement and all that kind of stuff.
I mean, it's just one of these things where you run a candidate that's basically as extreme as you can get away with and still win.
That's like pragmatic politics, as it were.
I just think that it's kind of frustrating that we're going to be stuck with this because of the way the house is set up with gerrymanders and whatnot.
You are going to have potentially people that are going to pander to QAnon winning office no matter what happens, no matter how much COVID devastates their ranks.
Yeah, there was someone, like, police officer who, like, literally was blogging about how the vaccine was bullshit, COVID's stupid, and then he, like, he died of COVID, like, a couple weeks ago.
And it's just, I mean, that's, that's the kind of tragic, dumb stuff that happens when... Eh, I'm gonna reserve my use of the word tragic for actual tragedies.
Like, that guy's dead and I am not unhappy about it.
Fuck that guy.
Fuck anyone who's just like, the vaccine is bullshit and then dies of COVID.
Like, I was yucking it up when the nuge got it.
Like, I'm perfectly happy to yuck it up when some dumb fuck, like, first of all, he was a cop.
I mean, let's start there.
Like, then he's just like, I'm protecting and serving your interests, but also I don't think this vaccine is real.
Oh no, now I'm dead from COVID.
That's not a tragedy.
That's, you know.
Darwinism?
Yeah, that's just...
No, I feel for his family because I don't know, I don't have enough information about his family to know that if they were along for that fucking, that ride.
So it sucks that like their provider or one of their providers like is now like gone and they have to deal with the repercussions of that.
But like, you know, that's just the way it's going to be from here on out.
Like, I don't have enough empathy in my heart to feel bad for all of the people that are going to contract COVID now that like, you know, everyone's just like, pandemic's over, mask mandate's done, rip them off and just go like lick each other's teeth again.
I got my, I got my second shot like a week ago.
So I'm like another week or so away from full immunity, but man, the teeth flicking I'm going to do it.
Like I'm just counting down the days, like July 14th, watch your molars.
Cause I'm coming for them.
As soon as I, as soon as I'm fully immunized and I'm ready to go, it's happening.
It's all happening.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe I'm just punchier than normal because I got to spend a blissful weekend away from having to engage with conservatives at all.
But, like, holy shit.
At this point, it's just like, man, like, you could just, like, you're like a phone call away from essentially just having an Uber driver with a needle come give you the vaccine for free.
And, like, if that's not enough for you, then, you know, enjoy not having been vaccinated.
And Godspeed.
Whatever happens, happens.
If you want to roll the dice, you roll the dice.
I can't do it.
I believe you mean good speed.
I mean, there was a QAnon promoter who was like, am I going to have to pay for all the damage that is done to all these people who got the vaccine?
Because that's going to be bullshit.
And it's like, does the opposite apply?
Do we not have to pay for your medical care when you get COVID?
Because I get the feeling that us vaccinated people, our damages are going to be far less grievous.
We're all dead this fall.
Do I get to go to hospitals in red states and like talk to people that are like stuck on ventilators and see if they believed in the vaccine and then if they say no just fucking unplug that shit because my taxpayer money is going to it?
Right.
Right.
Yeah, it's just it's ridiculous.
I mean, it's just so...
I really can't believe that we've created a world where we have an us against them when it comes to vaccination.
It's just science in general.
We still have to try to convince people that the fucking earth is round.
We've known that for hundreds of years.
It's just insanity.
Like, you know, it's just like, we're all supposed to be being being liberal as I am.
I'm just supposed to play nice, nice.
And you know, respect people sort of regardless of the way they feel.
But in my heart of hearts, I just can't.
If you don't think the Earth is round, I do not fucks with you.
I don't care about you at all if you don't think the Earth is round.
Well, don't worry.
They don't care about you either, you globe-cuck.
Yeah.
I'll just walk in a straight line in any direction and somehow not manage to fall off the disc earth.
And then they can go ahead and explain why that's the case.
So, thank you for the question.
DeportGamers, who has a sock emoji and a globe emoji on their Twitter handle, so they're obviously a globist, as it were, WayToBeOnTheRoundEarthside asks, will Ron keep A, B testing new Q successors?
I say no, because I think he saw how poorly B did.
B was like the new Coke of QAnon, as it were.
So I think if we ever get Q again, it's just gonna be a Q classic.
He's just gonna bring the old letter out of the garage and take it for a spin.
It's gonna be like when somebody returns to their late night show and the curtain's gonna open and the queue's gonna walk out and just be like, Why is this relevant?
And there's like five solid minutes of applause.
They're just like, He's back!
He's back to ask us why it's relevant!
That's so good!
I've been waiting for that question for so long!
I need more questions, oh god.
Without my glorious leader, I had no idea when it was appropriate to ask if something was relevant.
But, you know, that also maintained that the Earth is in fact round, and that JFK Jr.
is in fact dead.
I mean, that would be great.
Like, mostly I want Q to come back so I get to see what Ghost Ezra says when they, like, don't agree.
I still totally love Q, but it's pretty clear to me that Joe Biden is JFK Jr.
wearing an elaborate hologram suit, so I don't know where he's getting his info from, but that's clear to me.
Peels off his hologram face like Black Widow in Captain America 2.
Oh my god.
I would prefer that it like open up in segments like Total Recall style.
That would be dope.
That would be cool.
That's how I want James Winsor to reveal himself.
I want the total recall mask.
Oh, man.
So, thank you for the question.
No one asks, has the dream of the storm, as defined as all liberals dying and the secret cure of diseases being released, disappeared?
It seems all they are really clinging to is the next day, is Trump getting back in the president at some time in August or October or something.
Uh, it does feel like they are, they're kind of regressing their goals from, uh, like the utopia that was supposed to be installed after all the liberals were killed, to now just sort of, once we get Daddy Trump back in the office, we will slowly be in the process of getting back to the utopia.
I mean, right now their dream is that Fauci gets fired.
And I mean, Dr. Fauci is an 80-year-old doctor who has served seven presidents.
If something were to happen and Joe Biden were to let him go, he could enjoy the rest of his life in retirement.
Yeah.
Being a probably kind of well-off doctor who was a public servant.
Or just, like, writing a book that will inevitably become a bestseller.
Because they just get to be like, here's my book talking about dealing with the dumbest fucks on the planet by Dr. Fauci.
Bam, yeah, exactly.
Like, Fauci writes a book, makes a couple million dollars.
I mean, like, unless Fauci, like, got cuffed and stuffed, nothing bad is going to happen to him.
It's one of the funniest things that, like, Q had this dumb thing about track resignations because, like, CEOs resigning from, like, Fortune 500 companies was Really important to QAnon in a sign that, like, we're winning.
And it's like, yeah, some ultra-billionaire stepped down from the head of some omni-corporation to enjoy his billions without having to work for them.
Oh no!
Like, it's just, it's so ridiculous that they think that, like, some guy stepping down from the head of Disney or whatever is, like, proof that they're about to win.
I, for one, would love to live off of billions of dollars right now.
Yeah, I can second that as well.
And it's just billionaires deciding if they want to like, put their nose to the grindstone
and like fulfill a vision or just live off their billions in comfort.
I for one would love to live off of billions of dollars.
Yeah, I can I can second that as well.
Maybe having billions of dollars would make me understand the appeal of yachts.
Billions of dollars might make me understand the appeal of not getting taxed a lot.
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I think I'd still hide it all in offshore tax shelters like real billionaires.
I mean, I feel like I'd probably, especially if I was a retired billionaire, I would just go ahead and pay my fair share, but I wouldn't see the need to buy, like, I never understand where they're just like, yeah, I have billions of dollars, so now I have to buy this 11-bedroom, like, you know, 12-bathroom mansion.
That's right, even more bathrooms than bedrooms.
And it's just like, cool, what are you doing with it?
And they're just like, meh, it's just kind of there.
I'm not actually home very often, because I have billions of dollars, so I travel a lot.
What the fuck?
Just buy like a reasonable, like, a reasonable four-year income bracket, like, six-bedroom mansion, and, you know, maybe save yourself a little money on that.
I've never understood the appeal of mansions or yachts.
I'd be just as satisfied in, like, a regular-style nice house.
What about a mansion yacht?
I mean, is that what all yachts are?
Are they just floating mansions?
Yeah, basically.
I just don't understand why you want to have a giant house that a large section of it is abandoned or you never go inside it and only your cleaning staff really care about it.
It's just like, oh, I haven't been to the trophy room in three months.
It's like, why do you have a trophy room?
I have an extra bedroom that I don't use.
I just keep stuff in it so my cats don't get at it.
I just have an extra room that really now that I don't have roommates does not see much use.
There's a rule that you find out about when you hit the billionaire club
that says that you need to have four empty bedrooms in your possession for every one of the dreaded poors.
You just be like, yes, aha, now that I'm a billionaire, every resident I have must have four,
four empty bedrooms, none of which is occupied by anyone who is homeless.
Man, if I was a billionaire, I'd just recreate Wayne Manor with a confusing armor room and a T-Rex and a giant penny.
Ah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
In a loud cat.
Yeah, so your cat really conferred with that.
She was just like, I love Big Penny!
That just shows how good my microphone is because she's on the other side of the apartment.
Or your cat just has a powerful meow.
Both are true.
Yes, so thank you for the question.
33 Fluid Ounces asks, so I've been told the data doesn't exist to make this analysis yet, but do you think the lack of a political solution, Prenzies Trump, and the lack of a storm have any impact on violent expression?
Do you think making adherence or more more restless and welcoming of a violent solution?
Well, you heard a guy ask Michael Flynn about what happened in Myanmar and if it could happen in America, and a crowd roared in approval at the idea.
Yeah, I feel like we already answered that question in the pod today.
Like, it's a long way to ask, hey, now that Q's gone, the idiots don't have a leader, are they more dangerous?
Yes.
I mean, I can only give you my personal take on this, but my personal take on this is that conservatives love guns, and anyone who wants to own a gun that doesn't need it specifically for, like, hunting to put food on the table or whatever, in their heart of hearts, wants to use that gun to shoot another human being.
There is no reason to own a gun except for the fantasy that at some point you will get to turn it on another member of your species and shoot them maybe to death.
So the fact that states like Texas are just sort of being like, hey, anyone who wants a handgun can have one and have it on them at all times in secret.
Uh, yeah.
I mean, it's only a matter of time before, like, unless something really strange happens, this Q-cult, like, white nationalist conservative nonsense that we have to deal with on a week-to-week basis gets violent again.
I mean, there's no way it doesn't get violent again.
Yeah, I mean, in a lot of ways, like the fantasy of Q is kind of constrained to these people.
But the more that fantasy dims, I mean, when Trump doesn't get into office in August, more and more people are going to get disillusioned with this shit.
And when people get disillusioned that they're not getting their payoff, they're going to do bad things.
I mean, that's just inevitable.
And I mean, QAnon's, the whole fantasy is incredibly violent.
It's incredibly retribution.
based where you finally get to give the liberals what was coming to them for
their turning their backs on God and their embrace of Satan and all that
dumb shit. I mean it's just it's just really very much us against them very
zero-sum game thing where there can only be one winner and if bloodshed is the
way that win happens well God's got to beat the devil right?
I mean, you can't let the devil win.
I mean, it's all January 6th.
Like, we've already seen it, and Q was still around at that point.
That was just a natural conclusion to what they'd been building up to.
When they didn't get their way, they stormed the building in a deadly temper tantrum.
Yeah, and I mean, like, I certainly don't want any more violence to happen if it were avoidable.
Like, in a perfect world, they would just sort of, like, continue to be angry on the internet and never hold another in-person rally again for any reason, certainly not to cause any damage.
But, considering the way Republicans have responded to what happened on January 6th, Like, if they are going to get violent next time, I do kind of hope that they get as violent as necessary for the full weight of the United States government to come down on them.
Because right now, only half of the government seems interested in coming down on them.
Like, everybody was super jazzed about paying lip service to, you know, January 6th being shitty, like, the week following January 6th.
But now, like, the Republicans are just like, eh, we don't need a bipartisan commission into this, no reason to look into this.
And it's just like, wow, that sort of sounds like the position one would take if you knew that you were on the side of the people that was committing the crimes.
So next time that something crazy like that happens, it needs to happen enough where our government can fucking stamp that fire out.
Like, because right now it's still sort of just like smoldering there, where, you know, the people that did it get to call themselves heroes, and Republicans get to not tell them to go fucking pound sand.
Because they have elections to win in 2022!
Right.
I mean, this is literally a guy with a smoking gun running from the grassy knoll saying that we don't need an investigation into who shot JFK.
I mean, that's literally what the Republicans are doing right now, where they're just like, hey, there's no reason to try to figure out what happened on January 6th.
We don't need to know why anyone killed anybody and what exactly happened.
Let's just forget about it.
It was no big deal.
I mean... Yeah, I love how their position is just like, we don't need any more facts.
Like, we have so much video evidence and stuff.
Like, we know all the facts and it's just like...
Do we though?
I mean, because you guys are still trying to wash your hands of your culpability in this.
Donald Trump is still not seeing any sort of repercussions for inciting fucking mob violence in our nation's capital while the Senate was in session or whatever.
Like, you know, it's like fucking insane.
We have all the evidence we need.
Don't worry about it.
They can't let that...
Right.
It was in fact not Antifa and Black Lives Matter people dressed like Trump supporters in that crowd.
started the riot and the attempted coup. And like, there were no Democrats in that crowd.
Like, Right. It was in fact, not Antifa and Black Lives Matter
people dressed like Trump supporters in that crowd. Shocking, but true.
Hold on, let me go find my surprise dad.
Yep.
They have a follow-up question, which is, what is the connection between QAnon and owls?
Which the answer to that is basically Bohemian Grove.
Dumb.
Because idiots thought the giant owl statue in Bohemian Grove was a tribute to Moloch, which Moloch was always described as like a humanoid bull god.
in all the scriptures and texts about um Moloch and then somehow some way when Alex Jones broke into Bohemian Grove and filmed the giant owl statue and all that kind of stuff people were like oh this weird owl thing it's obviously some freak evil pagan god And then somehow that, like, somehow Moloch became the god, like, that got recognized as being part of the owl statue, what the owl statue was representing.
And I mean, you have, like, so many, like, Like, names for the devil, like Beelzebub, and Ball, and Lucifer, and all these other possible things you could have gone with.
Tom Brady, Scratch?
Well, yeah, exactly.
Tom Brady, exactly.
I mean, it's just, you had all these names, and for some reason, they decided to pick that one.
And so, Moloch is also kind of like an evangelical, like, virtue signal.
Like, if you talk about the devil, but you call him Moloch instead of Satan, then, like, the people, the hardcore people into the Bible know you're on their team because you know, like, the devil's secret name and shit.
So that's, that's basically where that comes from.
Devil's secret name.
Yeah, it's just people, it's so dumb.
It's, it's Frank.
Like, he doesn't like to say it, but.
I would love the idea if the devil just had an extra mundane name.
That would be awesome.
I haven't read the Bible in a while.
You go back and you read the Bible and it's just like, And then our Lord cast Tommy into the abyss.
Tommy?
Not even Thomas?
Nope.
He came out God's womb called Tommy.
It was crazy.
So that is the answer to that silly little weirdness about the Illuminati and Moloch and how QAnon aped all that shit.
The actual answer to the question is that Moloch is supposed to be bull-inspired, but because the people we're dealing with could hear Michael Flynn call for a military coup and claim that they did not hear that, they can look at an owl and see a bull.
Like, reality is just whatever they want it to be in their fucking head.
Yeah, exactly.
They could look at Pizza Order and be like, pedophiles!
Yes!
Nailed it!
And our final question is from Crash Kuro, who says, have you heard of the Mr. Poole account?
They all seem to love baking it.
It's posted in quickly deleted pics.
What the fuck is that about?
Oh, this is the one you said was just for you.
Yeah, Mr. Poole is a weird account.
I've just seen it getting a little traction in the quote-unquote mainstream QAnon promoters.
Some people are starting to do a little decodes on him.
I think the main reason why he's getting traction is because he's so incoherent and so inscrutable that he hasn't been banned from Twitter yet, and he has an okay amount of followers on Twitter.
So I wonder if it'll get like bigger as people realize that this is a way they can get their weird dopamine fix on like an actual social media platform without having to actually admit that they're into QAnon because Like, you go to his Twitter feed, and it's just absolutely incoherent.
It's just videos.
There's like one video, and the caption is just a series of 31s and 30s, with a couple 20s thrown in there for spice.
I mean, it's just all absolute just...
It's the kind of stuff that you do when you're doing the whole beautiful mind, like slowly succumbing to schizophrenia stuff, where you start trying to find patterns that aren't really there, and you start trying to figure out what the man on the television is trying to tell you in secret code.
When he's just telling you the weather, idiot.
He's just the weatherman.
Calm down.
I look forward to, like, Atrocity Guide or Nexpo covering this Mr. Pool Guy in five years.
There'll just be another YouTube video about, like, an interesting story.
The punchline for which is, they had a mental illness and died.
It's like, oh, bummer.
A lot of that shit going around these days.
It's just like, oh, all these interesting stories.
What's the end result?
Oh, mental illness and then death.
Great.
Speaking of mental illness and death, I think we're going to wrap it up there.
It's the death of this week's episode of the Invisible World Podcast.
On a high note.
Oh, yeah.
This week I didn't even bring up a dog dying of happiness.
El was the one who crushed his own outro.
Yeah, I mean, well, you know, they can't all be our normal positive affirmations of life.
Because that's what we're known for here on this show is being just like overflowing with just optimism and zesty lust for life.
That's us.
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