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May 26, 2021 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode 36: Everyone Goes To Jail Part 2: The Jailening.

A Grand Jury might indict Trump. Matt Gaetz has even more bad things happen to him. Marjorie Taylor Greene continues to be a disgrace and QAnon promoters deal with GhostEzra revealing his power level and becoming a raging anti-Semite. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello everybody!
I'm Mike Rains, a.k.a.
PokerinPolitics.
Welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
I am joined, as always, by Sarge.
Hello from the internet.
And you can find him at Hellworld Sarge on Twitter.
I am also joined by the mysterious... Dumela Ma and Dumela Ra, my beautiful babies.
That's right.
I started doing research from around the world.
That is apparently how it is said in Botswana.
So for all of our Botswanan listeners out there, I got you.
And you can find him at HellWorldL on Twitter.
This week, we have all kinds of stuff happening both in the QAnon world and, of course, the tragedies that is the mainstream existence of QAnon that is continuing to poison the Republican Party and the right wing of America.
Before we get into all of that, of course, we have to let you know that QAnon and these kind of topics may not be everybody's cup of tea.
Content warning.
The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
You figure there are a lot of people out in the world that like hate that idiom because they just don't like tea, period.
It could absolutely be that.
It could be like, all teas are bad, so... But I'm gonna try to make it sound like I may find it.
There may be a tea one day I would enjoy.
So therefore, I will try to be deferential to that.
One day your tea will come.
Yes.
One day, my tea will finally arrive.
It's a bummer.
Teavana doesn't exist anymore.
They had those teasmiths, and they would just make very expensive teas for you there in the store like wizards.
Yeah, but, you know, I'm assuming that not a lot of people jive with that, which is why Teavana doesn't exist anymore.
Teavana will be the second beverage brand I bring back after I get my juice.
Once I have my platform, I'm going to bring back Fruitopia.
That's number one.
And then it's going to be Teavana.
And also, Are you going to start a fight with Jamba?
I feel like fighting with Jamba Juice just seems sort of nonsensical because they're all hippies, right?
I don't think they would fight back.
I feel like it would just be like beating up a puppy.
I'm ready to fight in the juice war.
I mean, we can't start a juice war.
There's already the chicken sandwich war on.
I feel like I'm not sure if the fast food market could support two different wars at once.
We can't fight a war on two fronts.
Yeah.
It's far too costly.
The casualties would be unimaginable.
Much as the horrifying casualties that are about to happen once the alien invasion is revealed to the world thanks to the incredible investigative journalism of Ron Watkins.
You shut up!
I'm so excited!
We finally get to talk about aliens!
It just took, I don't even know how long we've been doing this podcast, it took this long.
For Ron Watkins cue to finally talk about aliens and I'm so mad that he's doing it after he's done it.
He doesn't mention aliens on the show before, right?
Only because I brought it up.
This was the Mike Rains-approved Alien segment, which is what Sarge is so excited about.
What was really cool was resident grifter, bleach-drinking supporter, advocate, and raging anti-Semite, who I love to talk shit about, Jordan Sather, reached out to Ron almost immediately and was like, Bro!
That's my side of the street!
We gotta work together on this!
Let's do a little collab!
So now these guys have realized that the QAnon meatball they've been working on for so very long might be getting a little too spicy in some certain areas.
Also involving a certain promoter that's Frankenstein-monstering the shit out of QAnon for their Don't worry, Mike.
too strong for their liking. So they were going to try to move this, sell this ship
into calmer, more reputable waters. Waters that don't lead to raging racism and anti-Semitism
as it were. So they just want to talk about aliens. We're just going to get into that
stuff.
Don't worry, Mike. I'm sure the celestial waters of alien discussion will at some point
turn anti-Semitic anyway if conservatives are involved. And it'll be like, sure, the
The reptiloids are bad, but you know what really sucks is the Jewish reptiloids.
They're the worst.
Do we think Tom DeLonge and Ron Watkins will get along?
It seems like a Tom DeLonge shot.
I assume Tom DeLonge is one of the big UFO guys that's out there promoting this stuff.
Yeah, he's a former musician.
Was he Blink-182?
Okay.
Yeah.
Blink-182's Tom DeLonge started his Towards Stars initiative and he's like one of the big money in ufology right now.
He's taking his mediocre pop punk energy and now he's transferring it to mediocre alien research energy.
That's right.
I said it.
Blink-182.
Not very good.
He, but yeah, he's the big money in ufology right now.
I'm pretty sure that I've read, I could be wrong on this.
That's totally possible.
But I believe Sather actually hates that guy.
Sather hates all the quote unquote mainstream UFO guys.
Because he thinks that they get ink in the New York Times and all these other places because they're the quote-unquote controlled opposition of UFO research.
They're just giving the public a little slice to keep them satiated.
They're not telling them the hard truth about the UFOs and the aliens.
Yeah, he's the fucking joker of UFOs.
He wants all attention on him.
So what makes Rei Ayanami body pillow owner Ron Watkins think that he has what it takes to educate the masses about UFOs?
Uh, his own dumb hubris, the fact that he ran 8chan and just thinks, like, hey!
Like, this is an attention-grabbing, stupid thing to do.
In his posts, he's actually, like, reached out for people who've contacted aliens or are in contact with aliens right now.
To drop him a line and get in touch with him.
Amazing.
Mike, do you want to read Ron's statement for Alien Leaks?
I think it sums it up why he thinks he can run it.
So, all I see right now is the Alien Leaks telegram.
If you have the statement handy, you should run with it.
Right now, I'm just looking at his rapidly growing channel that he started today that already has over 10,000 subscribers on Telegram for Alien Leaks.
Alien Leaks.
CodeMonkeyZ.
Alien Leaks.
With humanity on the brink of alien disclosure, do you really trust the government to tell you the whole truth?
Visit Alien Leaks.
That's it?
I love the content of that, it's just like, now that the government is finally, like, getting around to admitting that UFOs are a thing, do you really trust the government to tell you that UFOs are a thing?
And it's just like... It's the same Q-Print.
It's the same Q-Print.
It's the same But according to Ron Watkins, a.k.a.
Q, Trump is still in charge of our government.
We're about to topple this fraudulent Biden administration in the next 10 minutes or so, reinstall Trump as president, and then he's going to admit the aliens are real.
Why do I need alien leaks when God Emperor Trump is going to reassume the presidency in a few minutes?
And confirm everything for me.
Of course, it's really funny, because while this was all going on, someone actually asked Trump about UFOs.
He's like, ah, I really don't think much is going on there.
But if you want to believe it, no harm, no foul.
So, like, they caught him for even shit on this stuff.
And he was president for four years.
He could have seen the documents if he wanted to.
I mean... They had to.
There had to be so many things.
They just were like, we don't need to tell him this.
Oh.
Yeah, it would be the greatest thing in the world if like Vlad Putin and all the other people that he was just constantly convincing with just got information that was like, kind of like worldwide terrifying.
Like if Trump was like, oh yeah, by the way, the Palladians are real and we got people to talk to them all the time.
And that's how we got the technology to get a COVID vaccine this quick.
And Putin's just like, uh, what?
What are you talking about?
And Trump's like, no, you don't know about the Blue Danes?
What do you mean?
I mean, I thought everyone knew about the Blue Danes.
Day one they sent Trump down.
They're like, all right.
Back in the day, Eisenhower signed a deal with the grays so that they could use human DNA for their alien hybrid human breeding program to create alien super weapons to fight their wars across the galaxy.
So you have to honor this.
When the grays abduct people, we just like wink and nod and then they slowly give us some of their super tech.
And Trump's like, just immediately like, can I fuck one?
I just have one question.
Do these aliens have bladders?
Yes or no?
The thing is, even if they did tell Donald Trump, even if the United States government does have, like, the info, and they're just like, yo, aliens are straight up real, we've been in contact with them for a while, and they told Trump that, and then Trump tried to tell the American people, it would be like the boy who cried dumb fuck bullshit.
Because after, like, suggesting we drink bleach and inject sunlight into our veins and all that dumb shit, if Trump was just like, oh yeah, aliens are real, when I was the president they told me that, it's just like, who the fuck would believe him?
I wouldn't.
Oh, yeah, I mean, anyone in the Q movement, like we have a podcast.
Yes. When I say I'm, of course, not talking about conspiracy minded idiots.
I mean, that would be like just being like, yeah, people have been told
Donald Trump that there are microorganisms, organisms, then Swiss cheese.
It'll make your dick bigger if you bombard yourself with solar radiation.
Like it's just like, yeah, if Trump said that to anyone, they would believe it.
But it doesn't make it any more true.
If it wouldn't, my penis would be huge because I'm constantly eating Swiss cheese and suntanning
with my dick out.
I had no idea. Terrifying.
This show informs me of things I didn't know and not just only about QAnon.
Speaking of informing, do we want to go to the news?
I was just going to do a quick uh dip into the whole uh well this is caught put into the news just like this morning but uh the other big struggle in the QAnon community is our boy Ghost Ezra's raging anti-semitism.
It's getting a little too spicy for everybody.
A little untenable?
A little untenable.
Yeah it doesn't qualify as part of our news segment because him being an anti-semite is not news.
It's just No.
And Cuban anti-Semitic conspiracy theory is also not news.
But basically, he posted a thing this morning that was about how there are 18 countries in Europe Because of people like you.
Because of people like you.
Because we can never forget one of the greatest tragedies perpetrated by humans on other humans, and people like you are bound and determined to make that a thing.
Because of people like you.
Because of people like you.
Because we can never forget one of the greatest tragedies perpetrated by humans on other humans
and people like you are bound and determined to make that a thing.
Oh, God.
Right.
And it's just so funny watching, as I mockingly call them all the time, serious QAnon trying to shit on this guy, but they can't go at him about the anti-Semitism because they know it's in the QDrops.
It's in their community.
It's a part of it.
This is all just a rewatching of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
This is all that shit.
And, um, Dapper Gander had a thread a few minutes ago that I was reading that was just like, Jordan Sather's totally okay with calling out Nysera, Jysera, Iraqi Diner scams, all of these things, like buying physical silver, like all that crap.
Like, he's willing to call it out, but when you actually get into Ghost Ezra's Holocaust denial and that shit, Suddenly Serious QAnon gets all jazz handsy about it and is just like, uh, he's a shill!
Uh, he's a disinformation agent!
And it's like, um, what exactly is he disinforming about?
Look at this Holocaust denial post.
Can we talk about Holocaust denial?
And QAnon promoters are like, um, no, no we can't.
How does QAnon square the circle of how quickly they turn on their own?
Because they immediately said the Q Shaman was a disinformation agent.
They turn on their own so fucking fast.
The moment you're bad for the movement is the moment they disown you.
And they have no scruples.
They have no integrity.
I mean, the reason why they're so mad about Ghost Ezra and what's happening right now is that they can't excommunicate him.
He's more powerful than them.
So they just can't hand wave him away and go, oh, he's a scammer.
Oh, he's a shill.
Oh, he's a bad guy.
Be gone, Ghost Ezra.
We cashed you out the way they did to the Q Shaman.
Because Q Shaman was like a guy that would show up at rallies in his crazy outfit and do stuff like that.
But he didn't have a big social media platform.
He wasn't actually doing a lot of stuff.
Yeah, he's just genuinely crazy.
And then when he was in jail, he really can't defend himself.
So it's very easy to condemn someone when they're Well, yeah, especially when he's pulling, like, you know, soy boy stuff, like, you know, complaining that the food isn't organic enough for his delicate tum.
Like, that does not seem like a conservative, like, move to me.
Like, that seems like the sort of thing that would definitely get you run out of a conservative circle.
Just be like, oh, this food's not organic vegan enough for me, and I can't get soy milk for my coffee latte.
Like, I don't think, I don't think you can have those sort of opinions and then also still be part of the Red-blooded American, gun-toting, meat-eating, fucking conservative movement.
Blue lives matter, kill a steer and eat it.
Yeah, it's all of that.
Blue lives matter until we beat them to death with a fire extinguisher.
Anyway, so George, George, not George, Satan, fucking Ghost Ezra is a raging anti-Semite and, you know, has opinions about the Holocaust, but he's not the only one.
Play that fucking news bump.
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News!
Boy, what do we got first?
First in the mail, the news kitty, I almost said mail kitty.
No, first in the news hopper, they are actually, the Manhattan DA is convening a grand jury to weigh charges against Trump.
Wow, I am, yeah, holy, Sarge totally broke that, oh man.
I mean, I'm glad I'm not the only person.
I mean, right?
Like, that was a, I could not have softballed that.
Like, that was like a T-ball setup.
That was insane.
Yeah, you were supposed to go to Marjorie Taylor Greene there, Sarge.
I'm going in order.
I know you're going in order, but you have the power to add to it.
You frequently go out of line.
Anyway, okay, fair enough.
No, I'm vetoing that.
We'll talk about Trump getting indicted later, but first, because I will not let my juicy segue go to the wayside and get thrown to the wolves, let's talk about Marjorie Taylor Greene and how she believes that being forced to wear a mask to abate this pandemic, which by the way is working, idiots, let's talk about how she thinks that is equivalent to the Holocaust.
Yeah, so Marjorie Taylor Greene is out here just whining about how this is oppression.
These rules being put upon Americans and her about having to wear these masks is akin to having to wear a gold star and being treated like second-class citizens and so on and so forth.
I mean, this is so absurd and it's so vile that I can't wrap my head around how a person could say these things publicly and think they wouldn't be condemned for them.
Even Mitch McConnell and other top-level Republicans are coming out and just being like, yeah, that's not the case.
That's not cool.
Especially because she could not have been doing this at a worse time, because right now, due to the conflict that just sort of got like half-wrapped up in Gaza, it's just like, you know what I mean?
It's like the whole Israeli-Jewish thing is like a real prickly pear at the moment.
So for her to choose this time to just be like, and you know what?
I feel like wearing a mask is equivalent to the worst thing to ever happen to the Jewish people that wasn't featured in the Bible.
Like, this is fucking insanity.
Yeah, it's baffling.
I really wonder what they're going to do when it comes to 2022 and her district.
Are they going to redistrict her and just remove her district from Georgia?
Are they going to splinter it into like 20 different slices and make her run in a slightly different district?
I wonder if they're going to actually try to do something to get rid of her that way Or if they're just gonna find some person with a pile of money in Georgia who wants to be in Congress and have them primary her and try to get rid of her that way.
The worst part is that even if the Republicans turn against her and cannibalize her because she's bad for business, it's irrelevant at this point.
She's already going to have her celebrity status for a group of people that will just keep throwing money at her.
We're stuck with her.
She will now forever get to make a living Off of conservative rubes that are into this, like, aggressive conspiracy theory, QAnon, anti-Semitism bullshit.
Like, just by dent of getting as far as she did and just being unwilling to sell out her personal wild values, like, she now just gets to be successful, like, off the backs of these awful people for the rest of her life.
It's crazy.
She's a made woman.
You're absolutely right about that.
She will be on XM Radio or something somewhere.
She'll work for Ben Shapiro's outfit or Glenn Beck's outfit.
Someone will cut her checks for the rest of her life to just be this opinionated bigot.
Someone's going to ghostwrite a book for her about fighting libs and owning libs.
And the ghostwriter will have their name in four-point font under Marjorie Taylor Greene's name.
And then the book will get mass bought by the right wing welfare groups that just do that kind of stuff.
You write a book, we make it a bestseller and give you a pile of money and then we throw those books into a fireplace and we give them away for free when people sign up for our newsletter or whatever.
Yeah, because if she loses, she just gets to say it was the cabal.
It was just, like, liberal propaganda that came for her.
You know what she should do?
You know what would be great?
If she was just like, you know, if the Republicans cut her loose and she was just like, okay, well now I have to write a book or whatever.
I was cute.
I was Q the whole time!
Is Ron Watkins gonna be like, you weren't Q, I was Q?
They would have to provide receipts, right?
Any one of these lunatics could just at any moment be like, I was Q!
Fuckin' prove otherwise, idiots!
It was me the whole time!
Who tried to do that?
Didn't one of them?
That was Austin Steinbart's gimmick but his gimmick was even more convoluted and stupid because he was Q in the past and his real self that was Q from the future was sending messages through time back to him to figure out what was going on in the world.
Excuse me?
He was a bad novel plot?
Yes, he was a bad novel plot.
I'm confused as to why Sarge wasn't more excited about that revelation, because that was crazy.
Yeah, no, it's wild.
I'm trying to wrap my brain around it.
Because way early in the podcast, Sarge was very excited for Earthquake Machine, and then just at the beginning of this very podcast, Sarge was excited about Aliens.
Now time travels at the mix.
Q is bananas.
Oh, it is one of the core tenets of QAnon and even a bunch of serious QAnon believers believe in Project Looking Glass, which is basically a machine that is like the Doctor Strange of our world, that is like scrying time streams to find the one where we defeat the Cabal, and then Trump will lead us down that time stream so that we can achieve victory and save the world.
What?
Where have you been keeping Project Looking Glass?
That's like a Stephen King or a fucking Jurassic Park novel, like... Yeah, oh yeah, Project Looking Glass is a big part of QAnon nonsense.
Michael Crichton.
Yeah so like yeah they uh it and the thing is is Q kept it really kind of vague and nebulous as to what private looking glass was so he it was it's all it's the thing about where you uh make sure that people um they make up what it is they make up the idea of what's really going on it's the whole thing where you don't see the shark and jaws And that makes it way more terrifying.
Yeah, Qdrops 3585 and 3584 are about Project Looking Glass.
85 and 3584 are about Project Looking Glass.
Back when we were still doing the Q-drop breakdown, we were so close to the mid-3000s.
Perilously close!
And I was like, Mike, why did you never bring this up?
And it's just like, because we stopped doing it at Qdrop 70 or whatever, and this is Qdrop 3586.
Like, oh my god.
Even if we had continued making that the focus of the show, at this point we would probably still only be in like the 200s or whatever.
Oh, absolutely.
I mean, some of it, we only skipped a couple because they were like one lines and dumb and then some just... Well, the good news is that there's that wealth of content for us to go back to when we have to record bonus content for our most dedicated pod listeners.
So at some point we can get back to just crawling into the muck of the Qdrops and talking about the Time Machine Project looking glass and whatever other wild bullshit is in there.
The thing that's so funny about that is there are so many QAnon promoters who are just like, you know, I'm a mostly serious person, but Q's been just so right about so many things, I think there might be something to this project.
The government has a magic time-viewing portal?
Correct.
Oh, holy shit.
Sorry, that, like, derailed my brain.
The guy pretending to be Q getting messages from the future, I was like, well, that's wacky, but dumb.
Didn't get excited.
Q says there's a magic time viewing portal, like, next to the Stargate.
Wow.
This is a part of a subsection of QAnon people that are obsessed with Nikola Tesla, because when Tesla died, John Trump, who was Donald Trump's uncle, actually was one of the people that went into Tesla's room afterwards and got all of Tesla's notes out of the room.
Did we talk about that in the bonus content?
I know we've talked about that.
I would have been a long time ago, but basically the gist of it was that
John Trump was like, yeah, it was all a bunch of crap.
Like he was, Tesla had lost his fastball a long time ago and none of
this stuff was actually applicable.
It was all theoretical, speculating nonsense.
And QAnon and those people were just sort of like, no, it's actually really incredible good.
Like, like, John Trump, like, got the keys to, like, future civilization and technology beyond our wildest dreams.
And he gave that information to Donald Trump.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, Nikola Tesla having been, you know, having died penniless was just the cover up.
In fact, he used Project Looking Glass to travel into the future where he adopted the mantle of Q to lead us through these heady times.
Oh no, I like Nikola Tesla.
You can't be a huge racist internet troll.
It's the prestige, Morty.
Oh, that, now I'm sad.
I'm in.
I'm in on Tesla's Q. That is a completely valid theory.
It hits all the buttons.
If someone started that account on Telegram, you'll surpass Ghost Ezra within like a month.
People will love that stuff.
Just dial back the anti-Semitism, and maybe not go so much flat earth, and boom, you're in.
You're in like you're in.
Where does Edison come in in this equation?
Edison's just a monster.
I mean, he's always been the bad guy.
In the Tesla mythos, Edison's always the worst person ever.
Anyway, speaking of time travel, let's travel back to when that segue got botched.
We'll just rewind.
Thanks for bringing it up again.
I had just gotten over it.
Yeah, so anyway, they actually convened a grand jury.
The DA in Manhattan has actually convened a grand jury to weigh charges against Donald Yohannes Trump.
And that seems really big to me.
This is moving much faster than I expected.
This is really, this is like one of those things where it's what you want it to be in a sense.
I mean, there's so many people that are excited about this, that are like freaking out, like, oh my god, we're gonna get him.
And then you have this almost like crazy backlash against those people who are like, oh, you blewin' on idiots.
Remember when you thought Mueller was gonna get him?
Remember when you thought this was gonna bring him down?
Nobody's ever gonna touch Donnie Two Scoops.
You're never gonna get him.
Does that count as being conspiracy-minded?
Because I don't know what Blue Anon is, so I don't associate myself or identify as Blue Anon, but I do kind of think that Donald Trump is just never going to see any sort of penalties.
They're going to sharpen their knives and come after him.
Of course I know what Blue Anon is.
He does seem like Teflon, right?
I mean, I saw someone on Twitter pointed out, we never thought he'd get in the White House.
So, in the same token, I never thought, I never think he'll see the inside of a jail cell.
But the people who put him in the White House are not the same people going after him to put him in a jail cell, right?
It's not like, you know, like 80 million Americans or whatever are gonna, like, you know, be a part of that.
It's all part of America's judicial system, which, historically, not super great at punishing rich white men.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Now, flashback a little.
Of course, Mike, I know what Blue-Anon is, but for Al, can you just quick- I mean, I already know what it is.
They send you like farm fresh, like cooking ingredients and the instructions to make it yourself at home.
They're our new sponsor.
That is a great segue, Al.
This episode is brought to you by our first sponsor, Blue-Anon.
I believe it's pronounced Blue-Anon.
I particularly- Blue Anon.
I'm sorry.
No, this is, yeah, this is our first ad read.
I'm new at this.
Blue Anon.
I'm particularly, I cook with my partner.
I'm particularly fond of the vegan prosciutto.
That's not a thing.
I liked the pomegranate seed encrusted eel beaks.
Those were my favorite.
So yeah, that's right.
You can cook delicious meals for yourself at blueanon.com.
Sorry, BlueAnon.com.
I flubbed you a bit.
I love it.
That was such a... I can't wait to get CNT'd by Blue Apron.
They're just like, we don't want to be associated with any of this shit.
No, please sponsor us!
We're just getting to the point where we have the numbers and we can look for sponsors.
Blue Apron, please.
We won't call you Blue Anon.
But basically, Blue Anon is just the inverse of QAnon in the sense that it's this crazy hopium about everyone going down.
We got the goods on Trump.
We're going to crush him.
There's this guy on Twitter who has like a trillion, billion followers.
It's not that big, but he's pretty big.
And his name is like Bad Company.
And all he does is post this bullshit where he's just like, well, I've been hearing chatter about an investigation.
Don Jr.
going down.
And it's just always that shit, just constantly talking about how they've got the scoop.
And it's just, it's just the opposite of, instead of Hillary going to jail for forever, it's Trump going to jail for forever.
So when this whole thing about Trump being indicted or the grand jury weighing people, people were like, oh yeah, Bluenaut is going to get excited about this.
Nothing's going to happen.
But the one thing I will say about this is that this is far more substantial than anything Q ever said was going to happen.
to anyone on the left that mattered.
I mean, this isn't Kevin Kleinsman, the lawyer who fudged an email for General Flynn copping a deal and doing community service, which was supposed to trigger the storm wave, as it were.
I mean, this is the guy.
This is the God Emperor himself.
And now there's an actual grand jury that's going to be impaneled to see if he should be tried for crimes.
Don't get me wrong, this is still exciting news.
It's just that, you know, typically rich white conservatives don't go down.
Just ask Ben Shapiro's wife.
Folks!
Hey!
We talked about this in our our production chat.
The Manhattan D.A.
has to have been sharpening their knives for at least two years, if not three.
Oh, I mean, we all knew that they were coming after Trump hard as soon as his fucking Joey Orange ass was out of the way.
They were hiding it.
He was just like, now that I'm the President, I can't be charged with any crimes.
The President of the United States is immune to prosecution.
And, you know, everyone was just like, I guess, but you're not going to be the President forever, idiot.
Yeah, it's not for forever.
Yeah, I mean, the thing is, Allen Weisselberg, the CFO of Trump Corp, has been talking to these people for a long time because he's been under investigation for forever.
So, I mean, this is the big thing.
There are so many people over the course of Trump's incredibly long career being a real estate developer and then literally just a brand expander and a shill.
There are so many people he's fucked over and burned over the course of these 50 odd years, that if there are people who actually think there's a chance he could go down, they are going to be running to whatever DA office they can go to and be like, here's my thing against Trump.
If you want to take it, go for it.
Roger Stone is an evil, evil man, and he will flip on Trump the second the wind changes.
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
I mean, hey, Roger got his pardon from Donnie Two Scoops.
Thanks, buddy.
Love you.
Not in love with you.
I mean, everyone's out to save their own skin.
I mean, if they actually think he could go down, they're going to come for him.
So it's going to be very interesting to see if he does get indicted, what he gets indicted for, and then It's gonna be really awesome watching these MAGA rallies rushing to New York City to commit riots and burn stuff down in defense of the God Emperor.
And then we have QAnon and all these people talking about how they don't riot and how this is obviously Antifa and Black Lives Matter and George Soros funded agitators.
Okay, let me throw this at you.
If he does get charged, so if he does get charged, Which of his kids do you think flips on him first?
I'm going to go with Eric, because I think he's just the least beloved of the three major children, and he probably would have the most dirt on him.
I think in the movie, it would be Ivanka, because that's the child he cares about the most, obviously.
Yeah, the one he wants to have sex with.
Right, because of his weird incest fetish and the fact that Donald Trump's a monster.
But I feel like...
I feel like Don Jr.
and Ivanka both have that mentality that they were going to use Daddy to become president one day, whereas I just feel like Eric's the useless, dumb third wheel who probably still has enough dirt on Dad to hurt him.
I mean, I just don't know enough about the Trump brood to really have a good call.
I mean, like, my guess also would have been Eric, just because he's the one that, like, you know, I know the least about, because he's the one that Trump cares least about, in theory.
I mean, I don't know.
The rest of them were just all over the media as often as possible, and Eric Trump was just like, I am also here, uh, so... He's the dumbest one.
It would certainly be the juiciest plum of them all if it was Ivanka, just being like, you know, just like, I'm tired of my dad trying to talk about how he wanted to have sex with me when I was a teenager.
That seems like a Matt Gaetz thing.
That's a great segue to Matt Gaetz.
Things are getting bad for old Matt.
It just never stops.
I mean, the thing about Matt Gaetz at this point is it's just like... He's always in decline, never reaching bottom.
Right!
It's like, when does this prick get arrested?
I mean, this is the reason why you have all these people saying nothing's ever going to happen.
Because every week we get another tantalizing bit of information.
Yeah, I mean the process just takes a while because it sure seems like they're just building their mountain of evidence so when they finally like pull the trigger on arresting him and like you know having him go to trial that that will hopefully stick.
Like, they've got his like closest pal that was there facilitating the underage sexing.
And now his like ex-girlfriend, who now that she has finally graduated from high school
this year, is an adult, I could like testify or whatever, Zing.
So it's just like, yeah, so I mean, it seems like they're just like, they're accumulating
all of their ammunition, and they're gonna fire it all off at back gates at once.
Hopefully that will be enough to actually get him behind bars before he can sleep with
any other high schoolers, allegedly.
Yeah, I mean, it's just so, like, the ex-girlfriend, I don't know.
Again, this is, to me, it's got to be more just, like, trying to cooperate the information they got from the guy that cut the plea deal with Greenberg.
Yeah.
Trying to make sure that, because the whole thing is, is that when you have a person like that on the stand, The defense attorney can just be like, hey, you only said all these things to save your own ass.
I mean, obviously.
So having someone who isn't just trying to save their own ass, it just makes it so much cleaner for the prosecution to be like, no, this person who isn't just here because they got a time shaved off their sentence can also put Matt Gaetz in the room with the underage women and the pile of cocaine.
And the money.
Yeah, all of it.
So, I mean, it's just, That it just feels like that's like what they're trying to do at this point.
And I just I just really wonder, when does the shoe drop?
When do when does this actually happen?
And this guy actually is indicted and faces charges because if this goes on for like two, three, four months, It's going to get tiresome in a way.
And then all the people who are like bitter cynics are like, look, I told you that wasn't ever going to happen.
They're never going to get these guys.
They're never going to get Trump.
I feel like any day now we're going to see Matt Gaetz like, uh, is now working with the FBI because they, I mean, imagine if Gaetz had something on his, his, his good pal Tuck and, It was just like, hey, we have your buddy and your girlfriend and this mountain of evidence and we're coming for you and guess what?
It's time.
And he's just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow your roll there, buddies.
There's always a bigger fish.
I got Tucker Carlson.
Oh my god, I would live stream that if they like go to indict Tucker Carlson, I will live stream that.
I guess this will be the poll for the Twitter feed.
Who would you rather see indicted via Matt Gaetz's cooperation?
DeSantis or Tuck?
Ooh, I mean, that's, DeSantis is such a huge piece of shit, but like, his power is limited to Florida.
Well, I mean, Florida's huge, but yes, like, you know, Tucker Carlson's reach is, like, nationwide, but more importantly, the DeSantis problem seems like, in theory, can be solved through just voting, and like, you know, the regular procedure.
Tucker Carlson's, like, his mountaintop is unassailable.
Like, the only people that could get him off air is Fox News, Or him being arrested for soliciting sex for minors, right?
I mean, like... Or, fingers crossed, lung cancer.
I mean... It got Rushmo, as it were.
Yeah.
But I don't think Tuck is chomping on cigars and talking about how cigarettes don't cause cancer.
I don't think he had that misguided notions about the safety of his hobbies, as it were.
He's accused of being unable to find QAnon on the internet.
I'll bet you any amount of money that Tucker Carlson got a vaccine.
A million percent.
Oh, man.
It would be the greatest thing in the world if somehow one day you just went to talk to him and you were like, hey, you never got COVID, right?
And he'd be like, no.
And you stabbed him and did one of those rapid tests for antibodies, and they're just antibodies through the fucking moon.
And he was just like, I got seven shots.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Someone just walks over to him, just gives him a jab on the spot.
God, it would be great if Gates had dirt on DeSantis, but who knows?
DeSantis is just out here, checks notes, passing the illegalest law maybe ever.
Oh yeah, so our boy Ron DeSantis, cracking down on big tech censorship and the meanness of Twitter and all of those social media platforms against conservatives, wrote up a bill basically saying that The good people of Florida can pretty much sue social media platforms should they feel sad.
If these social media platforms should suspend them or do anything mean to them.
But only if they're trying to run for office or whatever, right?
It's like you have to be some sort of elected official or person of note, which is ridiculous.
I mean, it literally is just the Trump is a crybaby law.
And I love the idea that DeSantis Like, does he think Trump has the power to protect him from a lawsuit from Facebook or Twitter?
Like, him going after big tech is ridiculous because it's... They have the money to crush this flimsy fucking law!
Like, there's no way that if this goes to, like, the Supreme Court or whatever, that it gets upheld.
Not even with a conservative majority there.
That way lies fucking madness!
And the thing that's so funny is there was even Republicans who were voting on the bill that approved it who were like, you do realize that according to our bill, Some neo-Nazi, and this guy actually said this, or a pedophile or someone, could just file the paperwork to run for the state legislature or whatever, and then just post whatever shit they wanted on social media, however vile as it was, and then if they got suspended, then they could file a lawsuit.
And we would actually, like, be the guys now technically defending that neo-Nazi's pedophile in court for his right to be on Twitter or social media platforms.
So I mean there's so many ways that this doesn't work and can be gained
And there's so many government positions that people can run for like it
It's not like you have to be running for governor or senator or whatever the one
Yeah, I mean you could just like I'm running for a sheriff or whatever of my tiny conservative
neighborhood and I just happen to think that you should be able to have sex with 12 year olds and
Like, you know and my Twitter is just talking about how much I love having sex with 12 year olds and Twitter
It's just like that's against our TOS. You are banned forever. And they're just like cool now I'm suing you
And my favorite part of this law the most ridiculous part of this law was that
These rough tough Republicans and DeSantis were standing up to big tech and then the mouse walked in the room
And they all fucking got down on their knees real fucking quick
And they put in a carve-out in the legislation that basically said, if you're Disney, basically it was like, if you run a theme park in Florida, you're exempt from these rules.
So they literally said, Disney can censor- Are you?
Yes, this is true.
This is in the bill.
That they put in the bill that any social media platform that's run by a company that's doing business in the state via a theme park or whatever, will you, is exempt.
So Disney does not have to follow the fucking rules of this place.
It's that transparent?
It's that transparent.
It's that overt.
So if Twitter or Facebook wants to open up a merry-go-round in Orlando, Florida, they're basically exempt from this fucking law.
It's so ridiculous.
Like, Disney was like, you know what?
We don't even want to fight you in court.
We'll just buy you.
We'll just buy the legislation before it's even signed.
Because that's how That's how annoyed we are of you dumb dumbs.
We're just going to preemptively exempt ourselves from your stupid temper tantrum, you dumb roots.
Yeah, I mean, of course it's that transparent.
Cruz, just a couple of weeks ago, just gave that up.
He was just like, you know, if all these people in Georgia want to pull their companies out, then we're going to stop giving them billion dollar tax breaks that we shouldn't be or whatever.
Like, Donald Trump has emboldened Republicans to just give exactly no fucks about saying the quiet stuff out loud.
There is no quiet stuff anymore.
The conservative party will just say whatever the fuck they're thinking at any moment because Donald Trump did it.
He says it like it is.
He says it like it is.
That's all that matters.
That's all people want in their politicians.
I just want you to tell it like it is, and the way it is, is Disney can say whatever they want because they run Florida.
They got the money, buddy.
Fuck Mark Zuckerberg, fuck Jack Dorsey, however, Disney?
Boom.
Do whatever you want, bro.
No problem.
How many millions of people in Florida that use Twitter and Facebook regularly are going to be pumped when Facebook and Twitter are just like, oh, okay, well, if your IP address is coming out of Florida, you just can't use our platform anymore.
Boom.
No more platform for you.
We're not doing it out of political reasons.
It's affecting everyone.
They just do a reverse New Hampshire.
There are all these corporations in New Hampshire so they can dodge taxes.
I'm sure there are no businesses in Florida that use Facebook or Twitter or Instagram or whatever for a significant amount of their income.
I'm sure that they would be totally pumped if all these social media platforms just started banning people from the state to avoid litigation or whatever.
Also, again, I would love to see DeSantis try to go after Facebook or Twitter.
Like, they just have these companies, tech, big tech has the money to fight you real bad.
Yeah, for a long time.
And they also have the law on their side.
This is not something that's even legal.
That's the other part of it.
There's a reason why in the show notes I said, illegalist law maybe ever, because it's very transparently like, you know, their whole argument is just like, social media is the new public square of the future.
And it's just like, but it's not public anything.
They're private fucking companies.
Like, it would be different if there was one social media platform servicing everyone.
Yeah, you notice Trump didn't even joke about suing Twitter when they kicked him off?
a business. It's a privately owned company or like, you know, some of it's publicly traded
or whatever, but these are businesses, they're private companies. They are not beholden to
government regulations of that sort. You know what I mean?
Like it's a...
Yeah, you notice Trump didn't even joke about suing Twitter when they kicked him off. Not even
once. Oh, he just whines about censorship, but he never said he was going to file a class action
I'm never going to go for them.
I mean, it's so ridiculous that these are the same people that literally spent the past decade screaming in horror when Christian bakers were being forced to make wedding cakes for gay couples, but now they demand the absolute right to be able to force a company to let them tweet or post on social media.
These are the people that were pushing the big sweeping FCC changes to open internet.
They were just like, they were just like, hey, fucking open internet, fuck that shit.
We need to, we need to start clamping down on this internet.
And then Smash got to like two years later, like, they're just like, oh, uh, maybe the internet should, maybe, maybe it should be for everyone.
You know, maybe you should be able to say whatever you want on the internet.
It's like, it's like, oh wow, like fucking hypocrisy in my Republican Party?
I don't believe it.
Like, it's literally their whole playbook.
It's just, say one thing now, Wait a couple of weeks to a couple of years, say the opposite, pretend like you never said the first thing, and then just that forever.
Oh, it's that forever?
Oh god!
There's no way we could confirm Merrick Garland six months before an election!
Fuck that shit!
Oh wait!
Ruth Bader Ginsburg died!
Holy shit!
Rammed ABACB onto the court ASAP!
Like ten days before the fucking election!
No, no standards.
Absolute, total hypocrites that don't give a shit about anything except the obtaining and wielding of power.
If you're a Republican or a conservative of any type, and you have somehow gotten this deep into this episode of the podcast, I have to remind you of one important thing.
You have no values.
Like, you might think you have values, but in your heart of hearts, you have no values.
Conservatives and Republicans, they just don't actually believe in anything.
They say they want to protect the kids, but Matt Gaetz is still not in jail and being supported by other people.
They say they support Israel and they love Jews because Israel is where the Jews live, and Marjorie Taylor Greene is saying that putting a fucking mask on is the same thing as the Holocaust.
You just believe in nothing if you're a conservative.
Like, all the words that come out of your mouth are just fucking, it's just total horseshit.
It's so insane.
And don't get me wrong, I'm sure that a bunch of liberals out there also have no values and they're just like spinning yarns to try to accrue power and wealth.
But at the end of the day, it's just like, you know, the liberals and the progressives seem like they're trying to do good and like actually sticking to their guns on some stuff, where conservatives are just like, yeah, fuck it, whatever I need to say today to keep that money rolling in.
El, you know who does have value?
Blue Anon.
Amazing values.
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I personally love the Thai roasted small human child with adrenochrome sauce.
That has been my favorite.
And you know, it's just so hard to make that adrenochrome at home for free.
But like, like, you know, Blue Anon will ship it to you in little vials and you can just put it all over your food or inject it directly in your veins to do whatever adrenochrome is supposed to do to the human body.
I don't know.
And it's not just recipes.
Blue Anon has taught me how to do spirit cooking.
I had no idea how to do spirit cooking before I got Blue Anon, but their online classes...
I had no trouble.
Episode 6 guest lecturer Lady Gaga is incredible.
Absolutely incredible episode.
Really explains how you actually summon Moloch through the pentagram as it were.
It's truly, truly remarkable.
I didn't believe in the supernatural before that.
Yeah.
Mike, tell me about Rand Paul and his COVID-truthering.
This is the biggest thing in QAnon vis-a-vis COVID right now beyond just screaming that the vaccines are going to kill us all and blah blah blah.
Aren't we being a sticky conservative that thinks that their vaccine has a magnet in it?
I can put this refrigerator magnet on my arm!
Obviously, that's because they ejected a magnet into me and it's just like, no!
You just need a shower!
Like, you could do this to your forehead!
Like, just go take a shower, you dumb fucks!
You're just covered in grease.
You're just a greasy, sweaty slimy bird.
I have to take a shower every day.
I'm a large lad.
I get stinky and sweaty like humans do.
So I take a shower every day.
I can't put magnets anywhere on my fucking body.
If I see a video, like a TikTok video, somebody just be like, I can stick this thing to my body.
My initial impression is not that person has magnets in them or that person is Magneto from the X-Men.
It's that person is fucking disgusting.
They should take a shower.
And that's absolutely the case.
I mean, this is one of those things that's just so bizarre.
The magnet thing, the people trying to burn snow, and it doesn't burn right, so the snow is not real snow, it's deep state snow.
There's just all these dumb, vibrant... Hey, that's been around for like decades, Deep State Snow.
I loved his single Informer back, but you know, it was about WikiLeaks.
Deep State Snow dropped the sequel to his original hit, Informer, but this time it was a remix about WikiLeaks.
Oh god.
Deep Snake Snow is going to be my Twitch username whenever we start that.
Oh, and you're going to have to do some unbelievably bad rapping.
It's going to be incredible.
The problem with Deep Snake Snow is that he knows nothing.
Which I think is a... But he did invent pussy eating, which he's probably shown to Ben Shapiro.
Boom!
That's right!
Now he's a superhero.
Now he's a superhero.
So, pulling us back onto the rails for a brief moment, as it were.
So, the big thing that's going on is QAnon has, because they're constantly contradicting themselves, and COVID is nothing more than the flu, if you contract it, it will be but the sniffles, unless you're like in your 80s, and then you might be in a little bit of danger, but hydroxychloroquine will clear it up, no problem, no mutts, no fuss.
They're now on the other side of the spectrum when it comes to what COVID is, which is it's a Chinese bioweapon that was thrown into America to destroy us, to just have the dead line the streets in the most vicious, like, declaration of war in the history of the world by one nation against another.
This makes Pearl Harbor look tame by comparison.
And this is the mentality that they're going with.
And They now have Rand Paul on TV screaming about how Fauci was giving money to the Wuhan lab for gain-of-functions research.
And gain-of-functions is basically a term where you try to like kind of pump up a virus to see if you can make it.
like do more than it's currently doing in an effort to like see the virology of it,
see how it actually works and how it targets like, um, living organisms and so on and so forth.
And this is a field of research that is incredibly controversial inside the
scientific community period.
So that's already kind of like a sketchy thing.
So Rand Paul running around saying that like Fauci literally gave the
Chinese millions of dollars to weaponize COVID and then unleash it on the
world is this new Dr. Evil kind of bullshit.
And you could tell that the plot was like, it goes all the way to the top and it's super deep because
in order to cover up their misdeeds,
they decided that the best place to drop initially was their own country.
They were like, hey, we have developed a nuclear bomb, and in order to celebrate our impending destruction of the world, we are going to nuclear bomb our own country.
They were just like, make sure that when this thing goes off, the first place it happens is here, so that way nobody will ever accuse us.
So we can under-report our death numbers.
I'm sure we got accurate death numbers.
Just as accurate as the ones coming out of India right now.
They've got people pounding the jungle sand, looking in remote villages to accurately assess how many people are dying from this virus.
Just like they always have been.
Oh, oh.
Modi would never lie and game the numbers to try to make himself look a little bit better during this entire, like, absolute nightmare of a situation in India.
And I'm sure Bolsonaro is giving us just a crystal clear accounting of what's happening in Brazil right now.
I love the idea that, like, these people are just like, oh yeah, the fucking...
The, like, Fauci paid the lab in Wuhan to develop this virus to drop it on America, and it's just like, if that was the case, then it didn't really work out, because, sure, like, America had it pretty bad for a while there, but now we've turned the corner, things are going great.
The only people it's going to be killing now are conservatives that don't want to take the fucking shot.
But meanwhile, India, their rivers are choked with the dead, and it's just like, was Fauci's beef with India the whole time?
Was he like, yeah, China, make a virus that you could use to destroy India!
Years later, we're gonna do the long con on India.
We're gonna make India think that we're attacking America and Europe and Italy who got hammered at the start, but the long game was India all along.
We were always looking to get India.
And yeah, so like, also that four years ago, Dr.
Fauci was having some like computer troubles and he got very angry with the
CES rep that he was talking to on the phone, happened to be from India.
And then as soon as he hugged up, he started wringing his hands and just
being like, I'm going to destroy that fucking country.
How dare you?
Yeah.
I mean, it's so childish.
This is something I've talked about on Twitter a bunch, is that conspiracy theories can only get more insane with time.
They can never dial back and become rational.
Because you don't get your dopamine hit off of the rational theory.
Once JFK Jr.
is alive, he can't be dead again.
You know what I mean?
No.
No.
Absolutely.
Exactly.
You can't get that genie back into his model.
No, absolutely not.
I mean, it's just like, after a while, you get bored of saying that bombs blew up the World Trade Center after the planes hit it.
And then you're like, you know what, there were no planes involved.
All the planes were holograms.
And they were actually missiles.
And then it just keeps going and going and you just get crazier and crazier.
and then like the quote-unquote like serious conspiracy theorists have to like disown you because you're just in coop town at that point but they look like now they're kooks too because they they're part of your community and that's what the funniest part of this whole uh like serious QAnon versus Ghost Ezra bullshit is, is that, like, they never had a leg to stand on in the start of this thing.
They were all crazy all the time, and now there's just one group, and they're like, oh wait, no!
Crazy guy, you're going a little too crazy!
No!
It's sort of relevant to the podcast this week, so I'm going to bring this up now.
Of all the people to be pissed off about what's been happening over the past, like, few years, you know who it must really suck for?
Like, alien conspiracy theorists, right?
Like, if you're like a 50, 60 year old person, and you have been towing that line about like, yo, they are among us, we have been visited, shit has been popping up forever, why won't you listen to me?
And then finally, in the year 2020 and 2021, the government starts just being like, Yeah, there's a bunch of shit flying around on Earth that we don't we don't have an answer for for you right now.
So there's like, you know, the government's finally just like, yes, there might be like, these are definitely UFOs, not necessarily alien spaceships, just literally unidentified flying objects.
We don't know what they are yet.
And you're just like, yes, I've vindicated!
And nobody is talking about that shit.
Nobody gives a fuck about that shit.
Because everyone is too busy talking about, like, how Joe Biden is a hologram.
Or maybe he's James Woods.
Or maybe he's James Woods who is a hologram.
Or, like, everybody is just doing satanic pedophile rigs to suck a tree to grow a bed of children.
And you have to be looking around just being like, Am I taking fucking crazy pills?
Like, my conspiracy theorist has been vindicated!
Like, my conspiracy is real!
The government has acknowledged it!
Listen to me!
Yeah, you literally win, and as you go to claim your victory, suddenly QAnon elbows you out of the way and opens Alien Leaks, or whatever the fuck it is, and starts trying to steal your market share.
And you're like, no!
I've been at this racket for 30 fucking years!
You don't get to have Alien Leaks, you goddamn prick!
Fuck you!
Here's my conspiracy theory of the now.
Do you think that the government Like purposefully and tactically decided to release this information now because they know that the world is too distracted with other bullshit to care about.
I like where your head's at.
I like where your head's at.
I think that's reasonable.
I think there's so much stuff going on that you could bring this in, have the media cover it for a month or two, and then drop it, and then when everyone brings it up, you can be like, hey, we disclosed this information.
I mean, I'm not crazy, right?
I feel like during the Obama administration, this news would be a big deal.
Because the world wasn't worried about the pandemic and everything being on fire and who gives a shit because Israel and fucking Palestine are bombing each other again.
It seems like, you know, I'm not saying that this is necessarily what happened.
I am just saying that if I was some sort of top level military guy and I was the one responsible
for spin control for this alien bombshell, releasing it in 2020 slash 2021 would be a good call.
Yeah.
There's so much noise in the room.
Right.
Like, that's the thing.
Again, the 30-year-running alien-chasing guy, he's, like, fighting for market share and he can't do it because all the news is about is the vaccine and turmoil in the Middle East and, like, social media and all this other stuff.
And he's just, again, he's just screaming that he's been vindicated and no one can even hear him yelling.
So I could totally see that being a thing.
It's like the Friday news dump, only this is the recovering from the pandemic news dump.
Or when the government passes shady legislation at like 12.02 in the middle of the morning or whatever, and they're just like, hopefully nobody notices that abortion is illegal now or whatever.
So yeah.
Anyway, that seems like enough news for one day.
Let's get to our swollen mailbag!
Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
It's time for Q and A!
Okay, so starting off, SubZeroShirtArt asks, listening to some older episodes of the pod, you were referring to different Q-Drop authors as Riddler Q and Penguin Q. Could you remind what it all is about, and are there any other Batman-themed Q personas?
I'll take this one, because I was the first person to, like, I think on our show, certainly not the first person to ever suggest that even early Q was being, consisted of multiple authors.
So pretty much the way it boils down to is that when you go through and you re-read those really early drops, to me at least, and you know I'm no expert or whatever, I'm just a random goofball on the internet reading this shit the way a lot of you are, but...
There was a tonal writing difference between, like, drop to drop, where Riddler Q, as we labeled him or her, but most likely him, let's be real, actually secretly it was MTG the whole time, Riddler Q was the one who would just ask a list of questions To try to make you imagine what the point was.
Like, where is Huma?
Like, what does this all mean?
Why is it relevant?
Like, who is in control?
And you would read these posts where it would just be like, essentially a bullet point of like 10 to 15 questions in that fashion.
And then the other Q, who we just called Penguin Q because, you know, we wanted to use another Batman villain that wasn't the Joker, would write paragraphs of more coherent, like, thinking with, like, trying to tell you a point.
versus having you come to the point yourself by asking you a bunch of questions.
So when you listen to us refer to the Riddler Q versus Penguin Q, that is sort of the gist.
Riddler Q is the one that's asking you a bunch of puzzlers, and Penguin Q is just telling you stuff.
As for additional Batman villains as Q authors, we never really got that far into the Q drops, because again, we started the podcast to sort of... The QAnon movement was still sort of like, I wouldn't say a niche, but we were sort of just like, hey, we'll try to educate people about what the fuck is going on with QAnon by going over the actual Q texts, right?
We're going over the scrolls to try to reveal the wisdom.
It's like Bible study for QAnon.
So we were doing Bible study for QAnon, but then suddenly Jesus came back, or whatever, you know what I mean?
It was just like, oh shit, QAnon is really popping off now, and people that believe in QAnon are now in our government, affecting policy and stuff.
So the show transitioned to just sort of being about topical QNews, because there's always topical QNews now!
Yeah, that sure is.
Yeah, so that is, that is basically the answer to that question.
So, uh, L has crushed it, as it were.
So, thank you, uh, SubZeroShirtArt for the question.
Uh, Dr. Evil asks, why is Ron Rockins getting all the credit for my evil genius?
And, uh, that's because he accidentally copped to it on an HBO documentary.
If you had done so, you could have been cued, Dr. Evil.
Alas, you bricked it.
You didn't have some guy following you for two years.
Yeah, and also, I'm not gonna go so far as to say that anything that Rod Watkins is associated with is genius of any type.
I mean, have you seen that man's hat?
Have you seen the way he grooms his facial hair?
Do you really want to put the genius label on anything that guy's involved with?
I mean, he's not stupid, but he's also not a genius.
Like, if he just stayed translating Chinese text, I think the world would be a better place.
It's hard for me to believe anyone is a genius when it's clear that they want to have sex with an anime character.
Like, if you're the sort of person that, like, you know, I'd like to say that I'm not kink shaming, but I guess if you're kink is having sex with cartoons, and I am, because, like, as soon as I discovered what Rod Wockets looked like and what his domiciled looked like, I was just like, oh, this guy's definitely not worth paying attention to.
If it weren't for the fact that he probably is cute, then I would really love to just never talk about this guy again because he is just clearly a dingus.
I mean, I met like a dozen of that guy over the course of my life that like pretty much look identical to him and act identical to him, except that they are not conservative conspiracy theory lunatics.
I used to go to anime conventions and you couldn't throw a rock without hitting a guy that looked like him.
Also, I'm willing to bet that he's greasy enough to stick a magnet to.
You're not wrong.
I'm just going to call it.
I'm calling it right now.
Oh, for sure.
If you go up to him, you can see him in the crowd because of his Wagyu cowboy hat.
If you ever see him out in the world, just go stick something to him.
And then just look flabbergasted.
Just be like, my god, you got the vaccine!
And see what he does.
See what he says.
Oh, that'd be great.
That would be so awesome if you out him as a vaccine taker because a magnet would stick to him.
He's just like, no!
I'm just covered in natural goo.
I'm just covered in human secretions.
You get it?
It happens to everybody.
You should see the state of my body pillow.
It is covered in grime.
Oh, absolutely.
The grimiest.
So thank you for the question, Dr. Evil.
No one asks, where did Tuck and Gates have dinner?
What did they order and who paid?
Golden Corral.
What did they eat?
Everything.
They just demolished that buffet.
And their dates, their underage dates got the pizza and the ice cream.
Yeah, I would say, based on what I know about their dinner companions, or just who they would be scoping for, I'm going to say Chuck E. Cheese's.
As for what they ate, I mean, what else do you eat at Chuck E. Cheese besides cheese pizza?
They couldn't get enough of that cheese pizza.
Pizza?
with Charles Entertainment Cheese.
As for what they ate, I mean, what else do you eat at Chuck E. Cheese besides cheese pizza?
They couldn't get enough of that cheese pizza.
Pizza?
Yeah. They went to Chuck E. Cheese's, they got the cheese pizza.
They ate a lot of coke.
And, you know, at the end of the night, they probably went to a mini golf course, either to score chicks or to entertain their dates.
No, they hung out in the Walmart parking lot and just, like, drank some beers.
Al basically took my bit and I immediately started cackling in my brain once he brought up Chuck E. Cheese.
So I was like, run with it, Al.
This is your horse now.
So yes, I agree with everything he says.
I love the idea that...
That Tuck and Matt Gaetz used to do anything together.
I mean, just the idea that those guys would ever be hanging out out in the world just tickles me pink.
Can you imagine?
Especially if they were actually getting into the stuff that we make goofs about them getting into.
Can you imagine Matt Gaetz and Tucker Carlson doing ecstasy and sleeping with underage chicks?
Just the idea of it is just so ridiculous.
I almost feel like what was more plausible is that like Tuck like saw where it was going and then immediately noped out of the situation and now he's just kind of trapped in this world where Matt Gaetz is like a star in the right-wing universe and Tuck has to like sort of like tolerate him and have him on the show every now and then but he's just like oh god this guy's gonna go down so fucking hard you have no idea Like, I was a Chuck E. Cheese, but I realized, like, after five minutes that it was a really bad idea, and I'm the heir to the Swanson fortune, and I don't need this shit.
I don't need this guy.
I mean, I just feel like... Or, the other side of it is just that Tuck thinks he's bulletproof and didn't give a shit about anything, because, again, rich white guy, We know they have with them having Trump's taxes.
We know they have him on all these crimes.
And most people still don't think anything's going to happen to Donnie Two Scoops.
So, I mean, it's just, it's just that kind of thing where it's just like when you're rich and white, you think you're invulnerable and laws are for little people.
So I always forget that he's in air and like it should be a bombshell if it came out that he was at any restaurant because you would think that if he had a date, he would take the back to his place to enjoy some delicious Swanson, like, you know, pre-made meals or whatever, like some Hungry Man diners.
Yeah.
Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.
Can I change my answer to like Tucker Carlson's mansion eating dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets?
Because that seems exactly in the pocket for the joke that we were going for.
I'll let you have that one.
Do they make the dino nuggets?
I don't know shit about Swanson.
I know that they make, like, sad people dinners, which is to say... You ready for some loud key clacking?
This is not me condemning people that might eat those prepackaged meals, because I have also eaten sad people dinner, but, like, let's be real.
If you're sitting down talking... Tyson.
Tyson makes the dino chicken nuggets.
What the hell does Swanson make?
Broth?
They make broth, right?
Fish sticks.
No, a fish stick.
That's the Gordon's Fisherman.
Oh, God.
From Gloucester.
There's also, there's also Yummy Brand Dino, Chicken Dino Buddies.
Wow.
Wow.
I think that's the best answer, Yummy Brand.
They're hanging out in the Walmart parking lot eating Yummy Brand Chicken Dino Buddies.
Hey, they have two new shapes, the Parasaurolophosaurus and the Kronosaurus.
Oh, thank God.
I was so concerned about the rollout of the new shapes of the human beings.
Yeah, I mean, I haven't eaten a dinosaur shaped chicken nugget in like 30 years.
And the reason is because I was like, I was like, you motherfuckers talk to me when you have the Kronosaurus.
Otherwise, I'm out.
I'm out.
They're just like, you replace this Brontosaurus that never existed with the Kronosaurus and then we'll talk.
Yes.
We missed out on the Jurassic World tie-in dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets at Walmart.
Oh, God.
Our lives, we'll never get that back.
We'll never have that again.
We need to get famous enough.
We'll get that again as soon as you decide to reboot Jurassic Park.
Yeah, any day now.
So thank you for the question that went in an incredible series of answers.
Bobby Ellis, Fears the Mindkiller, asks, in the end, do you see the cult as a detriment to the success of the Republicans or a boon?
The fact that it could be the latter is terrifying.
I think that QAnon itself is not good for them, but I saw an article a while ago that said that some of the boon that Trump saw in his Hispanic voter turnout against Biden was because there were a lot of people That we're believing in the Democrat run child sex rings that like this, the Save the Children stuff, the stuff that was not the evil weird QAnon blood drinking adrenochrome Moloch stuff and project looking grass time streams, that stuff, you just shave that away and just call your enemies pedophiles.
There are people who will take that to heart, that the bad guys are pedophiles, so I gotta vote for the good guys in order to save the children.
Bolsonaro, who I brought up a minute ago, like a couple weeks ago, Bolsonaro started making allegations that his enemies are pedophiles.
So, I mean, this is actually becoming a kind of a real thing in world politics, where it's like, you don't have anything better to say about your enemies?
Call them pedos!
Fuck them!
Just hit them with that smear and see how it sticks.
I mean, let's just go hard here.
Yeah, I saw the the the penetration of like disinformation and like, in in certain communities is deeper than others.
And that's just been a real problem.
Yeah.
So I think that like, bringing up actual QAnon and the anti semitism and all the terrible stuff is negative for QAnon.
It seems like it's good for short term gains, but Like, if you're thinking out more than a couple of years, it definitely seems like it's going to be very bad for them.
It's a stink that's not going to wash off for a long time.
And it definitely doesn't seem to me that Q is here to stay.
It seems like there definitely is a fixed time limit on the amount of runway Q has, so to speak.
This QAnon bullshit is going to go away at some point.
And by go away, I mean morph into just a different conspiracy theory umbrella, or splinter into several different conspiracy theory umbrellas.
But the lasting stink of it is just going to be all over the Republican Party forever.
Because all the shit that's going on right now, it's like on tape, it's on record.
And anyone that ever needs to score some easy points against a Republican opponent could
just like, be like, Hey, remember when Marjorie Taylor Greene or Republicans that wearing
a mask was the same as the Holocaust?
Isn't that shit fucked up?
And people will be like, we do remember that.
Or they'll just be like, you know, I don't recall that.
You can just be like, well, I have receipts.
I have receipts for all this shit because of the internet.
Really?
Yeah.
Right.
So we have two more questions to wrap up the mailbag this week.
The first one is an attack on me, as it were, and my covering up of crimes, which is, why has poker politics been so quiet on Anna Kate?
Isn't this just two of your worlds colliding?
And I had to look up Anna Kate to find out what was going on here.
And she is actually a poker pro who was part of the Project Veritas sting operation to try to get FBI agents and other intelligence officials to say mean things about Donald Trump while they were hanging out with these beautiful ladies, as it were, in an effort to find out that these people did not have fealty to the God Emperor.
Wait, was that a thing?
I've never heard about that before.
Yeah, so yeah, Project Veritas did a thing where they were trying to honeypot FBI agents by having them go out on dates with women, and the women were serendipitously recording these FBI agents, and they were just trying to get them to say stuff like, yeah, Donald Trump sucks, or man, I hate my boss, or blah, blah, blah.
And it turned out they, like, didn't get the goods on any of these guys, and the whole The whole operation was exposed and unraveled.
So I'm sure that whatever dumb shit James O'Keefe has been up to in the past forever,
now he's going to be kind of getting even more scrutiny put upon him because
I'm sure the FBI doesn't enjoy being monitored and then people trying to rat them out.
Wow, what the fuck are Republicans even more?
I mean, Jesus, Lord.
Like, the idea that that was an actual play that they were making, where they're just like, yes, FBI agents, we're gonna hoodwink these FBI agents into admitting that they don't like Donald Trump.
And it's just like, tons of people don't like their boss.
Tons of people don't like the president.
As long as it's not affecting the job they're doing, it shouldn't matter.
But Republicans, like, they demand that you love Trump.
Like, I mean, just ask Liz Cheney.
Like, it is not enough to vote for all of our policy that ruins the country.
You must also put Trump's mushroom-shaped dick in your mouth.
It needs to be there.
There is no other recourse.
His orange ball sack must be cradled by your delicate hand at all times.
Like, how dare you ever intone that you don't want to do sex with Trump?
That's how it is.
I mean, they're just absolutely, that's it.
It's just this constant fanatical worship.
You will find the silver coin in Trumps.
But it's free, for only $10 a minute handling.
Definitely have never seen that scam on the internet before.
Absolutely, I've never seen anybody give anything like that.
They're like, our store is going out of business, doesn't that suck?
You can get all this stuff for free or for super cheap.
All you have to do is pay for shipping.
Please give us your credit card information.
It's like, okay.
Yes, I would love to have this silver coin emblazoned with a very unflattering profile image of this ugly orange man.
And you would think that because of all the jokes about Donald Trump being orange in skin tone, because he is, they would have inverted that coin to make it a gold coin with a silver embossment.
But nope.
It is a silver coin with a gold embossment.
Like, represent how much you love your orange leader by having our orange coin.
So I actually had to look up Anna Kate besides the Project Veritas stuff, and she was a poker player who has now quit poker because it's sinful and all that stuff.
And her Twitter feed, her Twitter feed is the most boring shit in the world.
It's just all this dumb, whiny, right-wing Christian crap.
Here are three tweets in a row.
Life is about choices.
Pick a good attitude.
The Amish do it right.
They don't have TV.
This lady was on Survivor.
That's how she got famous.
And she's bitching about people using television.
Church, you can either stand up or you can stand down, but I know what my Bible teaches me.
Thanks, lady.
You're the best.
So literally just generic cardboard cutout of a person who Was on a reality TV game show, played some poker, and is now just a right-wing shill who was working for James O'Keefe.
So the reason why I never brought her up, or these two worlds colliding, is because I didn't know she was in either world until I had to do research about her.
Because she's a nobody, and God, God is her social media, the most boring generic shit you could ever imagine.
God's her social media manager.
Yes.
And finally, in the mailbag, Nark asks, so people like GhostEzra and Jordan Sather, not that they are in the same category, are moving away from the core QAnon philosophy, or am I wrong?
Do you think the days of Q are just going to splinter off into smaller groups, or will they remain the Q umbrella?
I accidentally sort of stepped on this question with my answer to a previous question, but I personally think that it is absolutely going to splinter into It's so hard to pin down their core philosophy, as it were.
into several different things, or at some point their leadership will change and the new leader
will somehow manage to whip it into shape and have it transition to a different style of conspiracy.
It's so hard to pin down their core philosophy as it were.
It's just, it was prime for fracturing already. I think the core philosophy will always be just
calling your enemies pedophiles.
That's going to be the main punch of QAnon in perpetuity.
And you just work from, you work off of that canvas, whatever you want to work from.
I mean, Ghost Ezra is an out and proud anti-Semite and talks about flat earth.
Jordan Sather is a quote-unquote scam buster who still wants you to drink MMS, which Q never endorsed.
So, I mean, people have always put different flavors on how Q operates and a different spin on the drops.
I mean, I don't think you're ever going to find anyone who honestly means it when they say, read the drops!
Because that's just bullshit.
That's just a dodge.
It's just a way to try to prevent a discussion.
Like, there's this one guy, so I had this very long, angry post on Gab.
And one of the things he said was like, if you got dates and things didn't pay off and are mad, well, that's on you because those dates didn't come from Q, they came from other people.
And it's like, Q said Hillary was going to be arrested two days after his first drop.
He said Huma and Podesta were going to get arrested like three days after that.
Yeah, it definitely took a while for the people responsible for writing Qdrops to realize that they couldn't give actual dates or timelines for stuff because it really just revealed that they had no fucking idea what they were talking about.
But again, at the beginning, it just sort of seemed like Q was a goof.
It was a narrative.
It was an ARG.
It was a LARP.
It was supposed to just be this fake thing.
It was like a writing exercise for some people.
They were using the anonymity of the chan boards to just get across some like fucking spy shit.
And then they realized that the dumb rubes on the 4chan boards were eating it up in a way that like it would make it some sort of lucrative or at the very least, you know, empowering thing that they could just sort of lean into.
So yeah, it took a hot minute for them to decide that it wasn't worth their time to do actual dates because it was just like, Hillary Clinton is going to be arrested next week, cut to next week.
Hillary Clinton, her satanic powers are stronger than we ever could have imagined.
She literally teleported out of her handcuffs.
There was that crazy evangelical preacher who kept forecasting the end of times they could like this
How many times do these idiots have to learn this lesson?
How many times do we have to teach them this lesson?
Remember the Mayan calendar?
Remember when the earth ended in 2012 or whatever?
I do.
Yep.
Oh yeah, this is all from the book When Prophecy Fails, how people double down after the prediction of the end of the world doesn't come true.
I mean, this is just how people deal with this stuff, and now people are just whitewashing Q's failed predictions outright.
He never said those things.
Other people said them.
Read the drops, idiot.
And it's ridiculous.
Yeah, and the best part about this, the read the drops people, is that A, I'm assuming that none of them have read all the drops.
Not a single person is just like, read the Q drops, idiot.
I don't believe for a moment that any of those fucks have read all of those drops.
That has never happened.
Also, even if they have, they're just like, go read the drops, knowing full well that most people don't want to read that shit.
But if you take the time to go read it, it turns out that it's pretty obvious that Q was full of shit the whole time.
It's funny, like, you know, I make this comparison a lot, but it sort of seems exactly the way that Christians do with the Bible.
They're just like, oh, just read the Bible.
All the answers in there.
And it's just like, A, I don't believe that you have read the Bible cover to cover.
B, when I go to look at the Bible, it makes it pretty obvious that you guys don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I don't know how anyone gets pilled.
We've read a ton of the drops.
I've had a ton of the drops read to me.
I've had them explained to me ad nauseum and I'm just like... Some people are just stupid.
Well, here we are.
And other people are just in a vulnerable position and are being preyed upon by goons.
It's just confirmation bias.
It's people hearing what they want to hear.
I mean, it's the ultimate yes, and.
It's like, do you think Hillary Clinton is bad?
Yes, and.
Do you think Donald Trump is good?
Yes, and.
And they just rope you in with this idea that not only are you right, you have no idea how right you are.
You're even more right than you can possibly be.
And much like most improv, it's not funny until other people like us come in and make it funny.
I know, I understand that people just want to feel like they belong, and they want to feel special, and they want to feel like they know something other people don't.
But, like, when it's so much at the detriment of others, it's just bad.
Yeah, I mean, you know, when you're stupid and or in a tough spot, like, you know, like mental health speaking, or just like in a vulnerable position that like opens you up to this sort of stuff, You don't really care about the truth.
You just care about what makes you feel good.
It's like drugs.
You just want that dopamine hit.
The dopamine hit of you being right.
Or the dopamine hit that comes with you knowing something that other people don't.
Like, I pilled myself and now, oh god, I know the secret truth.
Yeah.
There's no better feeling than knowing something that someone else doesn't.
You get to feel like Neo in The Matrix.
You're just walking around and everyone around you is just a dumb sheep that has no idea what's really going on, but you know.
But the problem is that, unlike the movie The Matrix, the thing you know is wrong.
It is not true.
If you try to do the jump, you will hit the pavement and die.
It's just the way it is.
Yeah, the one thing that I'll end this question on for myself is just that vindication and being right and having other people have to acknowledge your right is like the most delicious thing in this world.
Because I'm a sports better and I'm hanging out in these casinos all the time, every now and then I'll be like, oh yeah, the Browns are going to win this week.
Take it to the bank and be like, ah, you're an idiot, Browns suck.
And then when the Browns win that next week, I just get to have my chest puffed out and be like, you idiots!
You thought I was wrong!
Boom!
Cleveland all the way, bitches!
And like, if you're in a group of people and you all bet a game and you all won money on it, that's fun.
But when you win money and other people have to eat Shit, it's even sweeter.
And that delicious idea of vindication coming down the line, that all the bad people, that the three of us schmucks on this podcast and everybody else are gonna have to grovel to QAnon and do our mea culpas and tell them they were right and we were wrong.
It's catnip.
They're so addicted to that idea that one day I'm going to get the payoff, and those points are going to be shit.
And it's actually even worse than that, because a lot of the times there doesn't have to be anything on the line.
At least in your story, money has been won.
You've achieved currency by being right.
But Starge and I play Magic the Gathering.
We have a group chat with some other people where when new Magic the Gathering cards are spoiled, we try to evaluate whether or not they're going to be good Like, in various different formats for the game.
And, like, we're always just, like, so pumped.
Like, it feels so good when you see a card and you're just like, this card's gonna be good, and nobody knows it yet.
And then, like, when that happens, you're just like, fuck yeah, I did it!
I'm smarter than everyone!
But, like, there's nothing on the line there.
It's not like anyone's paying us out for being right about a Magic card.
Yeah, I still talk about the one time I was right years ago.
I don't talk about the 99.9% of the time I was wrong.
I get reminded about it a lot.
Yeah, it's like bad deeds stories in poker.
You remember your bad deeds, but you're not out there telling the stories about the time where you hit your one out around the river to suck out on someone else.
Maybe you say that every once in a while to just be like, but most of the time you're talking about when you get sucked out on the river.
Absolutely.
Everyone whines about, everyone always says, I always lose with aces, they don't remember the fact that they win 80% of their answers.
Yeah, so it turns out that a lot of it is just the sweet, sweet feeling of being right, or at least the perception that you're right, even when you're dumb fucking wrong.
Anyway, thank you for the question, everybody.
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