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April 15, 2021 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode 30: QAnon has Opinions About the Police

QAnon has very different reactions to what the fate of the cop who shot Ashli Babbitt and the cop who killed George Floyd should be. Also Matt Gaetz continues his legal adventures and right wing social media gets even more crowded with Frank fighting for market share. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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♫ Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of
Adventures in Hellworld!
I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
PoeCramPolitics, and I am joined, as always, by Sarge.
Hello from the internet.
I love that sweet drop.
And the mysterious El.
Aloha, my beautiful babies.
El goes a long way.
Yes.
L just giving us a geographical lesson with every intro.
This week we have the standard kind of wacky stuff going on in QAnon, but we also have some like really dark stuff that's been going on in QAnon and also the headlines.
So we have to let people know that this stuff may get a little bleak.
Content Warning The Adventures in Hellworld Podcast talks in-depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
So first off, in a little bit of small talk as it were, a friend of the podcast and a dear bro to me, Jordan Sather, decided to get snippy with me again.
He made a post about me dunking on CJ Truth and he was just like, hey, we get way more engagement than this idiot.
He doesn't see it.
I guess Porker's just never gonna figure it out.
And, uh, to which, um, this isn't a popularity contest between me and you, the grifting dirtbag that's, like, scamming people by telling them to either shove bleach up their asses or to drink bleach.
Because I'm not a sociopath who's trying to make a buck by, uh, sending people to the hospital, as it were.
I love how in the QAnon pundit world that we exist in, imbibing bleach could be a way of telling somebody to kill themselves in a very cruel fashion, or injecting bleach could be the godhead of the Q movement, Donald Trump himself, just telling you how to defeat the coronavirus.
This is the sort of gray space we live in, where bleach used to mean a thing.
It used to be one particular thing.
And now, to be fair to the Donald, he never told us to literally inject bleach.
He just said we should look into that, and then the church of bleach jumped on that and was like, hey, the president endorses us.
So that's how idiocy spreads.
That's fine.
I'm perfectly okay with being hyperbolic when it comes to talking shit about Donald Trump.
I mean, we all have our jobs here.
I'm here to defend Donald Trump.
Yeah, that's Sarge's role on the show.
Sarge is the devil's advocate for Donald Trump.
You heard it here first, folks.
He's the one who gave himself that title as of right now.
Yeah.
Sarge is the Combs, if you remember Combs from back in the Hannity and Combs days, when Hannity needed a token lib to aggressively dunk on, and Combs would just be like the living embodiment of the lib straw man who would just be the Washington General to Hannity's garlic globetrotter.
I thought you meant to say that he was the Sean Combs to my Biggie Smalls, the Notorious B.I.G.
I was about to say that I'm the Washington Generals of this podcast here defending Donald Trump and, I don't know, Q. Probably not.
I still hate Q. But I think it's worth pointing out, the President never said we should inject bleach.
He just said that professional doctors, at the height of a pandemic, should look at bleach inside people to clean them.
Oh, there are so many things where QAnon will look at a story about ultraviolet light or something else and be like, look, Trump was right!
Trump was validated!
Any dumb thing Trump has ever said vis-a-vis the pandemic, they've found a way to spin it as a validation.
Some article will come out somewhere that will talk about some sort of bleaching agent being able to kill coronavirus.
And you'll read the article and it'll be about cleaning surfaces or anything like that.
But what is the inside of your body if not the surface of your bones?
Speaking of stories coming out, let's wander over to Q's in the News.
Let's do that.
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News.
The digital battle rages on!
Interact from the front lines!
It's breaking news!
So, we have a bunch of shocking breaking news today.
First of all, Bernie Madoff, Scamlord extraordinaire, Has passed away in prison
He was a million years old and in some ways the world's greatest criminal, right?
I mean like didn't like didn't he like it wasn't it like 14 billion dollars or something?
He's still just like an astronomical amount of money Yeah, do you think cabal team six killed him just like Epstein?
Uh, no.
This one's gonna be tough.
Probably.
I think it's much more likely that Epstein did get got and Madoff just sort of died for being old.
I don't know.
I mean, I feel like the Satanic Cabal really had it in for Epstein and the thing he did, what, like, ten years ago now?
I don't even remember when he went to jail.
Who, Madoff?
Oh, you mean Madoff?
Yeah.
Yeah, sorry.
It was wildly confusing.
Yeah, I mean, that's why, like, it's just like, if fucking Cabal Team Six was gonna murder Madoff, why now of all times?
Epstein, it made a lot of sense, right?
The timing of his death lined up perfectly.
Like, he just happened to be left alone in his cell with some inept guards, and then whoopsie daisy, he's dead now!
And it's just like, oh, okay, really?
Like, right before he gets to dig up a bunch of dirt, huh?
I mean, I'm one of those people, I fully have my tinfoil hat on for that one.
I do not think that Jeffrey Epstein died legitimate by suicide.
That seems crazy to me.
There were no security cameras on his cell?
That's weird.
That seems normal.
But Madoff, I think it's just classic being old, right?
Just the old-fashioned, like, quote-unquote natural causes, which just means, like, it was actually an illness, but he was fucking old, so big deal.
Yeah, the thing that's really funny is the people on Gab reacted to this by either being mad at Madoff and hating him, or declaring that he had done nothing wrong because he had fleeced a lot of Jewish investors.
And if you hurt Jewish people in Gab's world, that makes you A-OK, because they're sociopaths, really.
The strangest thing was two different people jumped into the fray on this and were like, Madoff has done nothing compared to the evils of Social Security.
And I was just like, when did Social Security become a problem?
The ultimate policy scheme, Social Security!
Exactly!
That's what they were saying!
And I'm just like, yeah, keeping old people out of the street, that's bad.
We shouldn't do that as a society.
We shouldn't allow people to retire with dignity.
You gotta work until you're 80 or be homeless.
We should just do, I've been saying it for years, we just need to adopt the Logan's Run policy for old people.
You hit 65, the gem in your hand goes black, and then you get, you know, ascended to godhood, by which we mean disintegrated.
Turn him into mush.
We can cycle him into Soylent Green.
Let's combine a couple of different.
I don't want to eat old people.
Although does that open up a market for people for like the choicier
Soylents like the ones that are not made from old people?
Like if if Soylent Green is all 65 and up retirees, is there like a like an even better like a ooh Soylent
Orange?
This one is like like a 44 year old bitch.
Exclusively made with dead 44-year-olds.
Wildly expensive.
I mean, we're just talking about adrenochrome now.
It's just like making human veal out of babies.
I mean, of course we're just talking about adrenochrome.
That's why this isn't a tangent.
This is a deeply cure-related topic.
Exactly, exactly.
El, just keeping the train on the tracks like you read about.
He is the height of professionalism.
When the crazies we talk about believe in everything, everything's a joke about them.
Pretty much.
I mean, that's how this works.
I mean, this is how it operates.
But, uh, yeah, we haven't gotten a word from on high, uh, the, the, the QPubas, the thought leaders haven't issued their, uh, royal proclamation about what happened to Madoff.
Did the good guys get him?
Did the bad guys get him?
Did nobody get him?
Maybe Q will tell us.
Maybe Q will wake up from his long slumber to talk about Bernie Madoff.
Hey, Ron Watkins, who has nothing to do with Q, said that Q has ended, so I guess Q can't post anymore because Ron said he can't.
Just remember all the friends we made along the way.
Oh god.
I think what they need to do is they need to reboot Q as Mrs. Q, and in the Mrs. Pac-Man tradition, just have it be the same thing with a bow.
And just have it be like, I'm a woman with Q-level clearance deep in the military, and I'm here to tell you the hard truth.
And everyone can be like, yay, Mrs. Q!
It's almost identical to the previous Q, but slightly better in some ways.
Oh god, I just want to see Q-drops with a Q and a little bowtie next to it, with a bowtie emoji.
Oh, that'd be so perfect.
And the thing is, is that you would get an audience.
There's absolutely no bottom to this shit.
These people are so desperate for this stuff, it's not even funny.
We had more breaking news.
What's going on?
Yes, we have yet another breaking news headline.
Senator from New Mexico, Martin Heinrich, he asked, I guess there was a hearing with the head of the FBI, who is Ray, the guy that you told us to trust, Ray, and he asked, I guess the head of the FBI, Are Ron and Jim Watkins in any sort of legal jeopardy for having their part in building QAnon and allowing this movement to exist on their channel?
And I don't know if he actually went so far as to ask if they were the ones writing this stuff or not, but they obviously platformed Q, they obviously kept it afloat, as it were, on their channel.
Why would you ask that when the question is so obviously yes?
Uh, I guess because he just wanted to see what Ray's thoughts on it were, and Ray basically made it clear that the Watkinses and QAnon, while not saying that they were in legal jeopardy for that, the implication was that, yeah, they're on our radar.
We're looking at it.
So... Oh man, that would just...
I mean, I want it so bad.
I want, uh, like Jim is, there was that, um, there was the article from Mother Jones.
It was kind of like glossed over in the documentary and I've seen some people online talking about how like maybe Cullen had like sidestepped the whole Jim and child pornography thing in order to like get them to agree to do more, uh, stuff with him, get them on camera more.
So, um, There's that.
There's like Jim's ties to child pornography that can definitely be looked at.
I'm sure the finances of 8chan are incredibly juicy to look at.
There's no reason why it was hosted in the Philippines.
Right.
I mean, this is like getting Al Capone for tax evasion.
When the FBI starts kicking the tires on you, they have a lot of different ways to catch you.
I mean, so if you're on their radar, that's never a good thing.
It can only be a bad thing.
I mean, they only have a billion ways to catch you if you're doing a billion shitty things.
If the FBI ever deeply looked into me, they'd just be like, oh man, look at these minor offenses like smoking weed or whatever.
No matter how much they kick the tires on me, they're never going to find anything that foul.
Oh yeah, definitely, definitely.
I'm just saying, I remember James Comey was interviewed about something to do with Hillary's emails, and the Republicans were like, well, why didn't you throw her in jail?
What's wrong with you?
Do something, you idiot!
And Comey was like, well, when we interviewed Hillary, we didn't think it was going to go anywhere, but the information we had, we knew was accurate.
And if Hillary had lied to us in that interview, we would have charged her with lying to the FBI.
So it's like, it's one of these things where they can make a case against you if they really want to make a case against you in some way, shape or form, unless like when they show up, you're like, Fifth Amendment, bye, out the door.
Do not talk to me, make your case on your own merits, because anything I say to you could be potentially a crime if I fuck up, so no thank you.
So yeah, I hope Ron and Jim are dumb enough to actually talk to FBI agents about anything, because I'm sure that will only go good for them.
Yeah, that those guys are so good at lying.
The best liars ever.
Yeah, that was one other thing that Cullen said about the people that he interviewed on the documentary was that of
the group Paul Ferber aka probably original Q was the best liar like Ron and Jim
were like so obvious when they were lying.
It was just like not even funny like they were the guys who like go all in and they hold their
breath when they're bluffing and you can just like look at their face getting red.
Be like, I got a pair of fours, I'll call you.
Boom.
Oh, you got me!
Wah, wah!
I mean, it's just... They're just... They're just so bad at trying to, like, hide.
Eating Oreos at the table at a big table.
Oh, God!
Oh, they make Teddy KGB look subtle by comparison.
Dang me with my own money!
On that great impersonation, do we have any other breaking news?
No, those were our two fresh, hot off the press little bits of information.
The passing of Bernie Madoff and the fact that we have a sitting U.S.
Senator asking the head of the FBI, have you looked into those Watkins boys at all?
Well, then that takes us into a section we have labeled Mike's Big Black Breakdown.
Uh, which is kind of terrifying, but, uh, basically you're looking at QAnon's reactions to, uh, now the Duane Wright shooting, uh, the George Floyd trial that is ongoing, and also, uh, the investigations into, uh, the woman that was shot at the, uh, Capitol protests, uh, Ashley Babbitt, I believe, Babbitt, I believe was her name.
And, It is so just psychotic the way they treat these events.
VDARE, which is an outright openly racist organization that Gab loves retweeting, Torba loves retweeting VDARE's Shit on gab They came out with this like scorching hot post where they were like the the officer that shot Ashley confirmed to be black and Then QAnon started screaming and yelling about this unarmed woman that was murdered by a black police officer in DC and how he isn't gonna get charged for anything and
And they're leaving out the fact that she was literally part of the insurrection.
Yeah, she was just an innocent, unarmed woman who happened to be in the middle of breaking into the Capitol building, storming it with a group of armed and unarmed insurrectionists who were assaulting police officers.
Yeah, and the reason why she was shot was the police officers were behind a door and they were screaming at the protesters to not try to break down the door.
And then the rioters smashed out a window to the side of the door that was big enough that Ashley could have conceivably jumped through the window, gotten to the other side of the door, and then opened the door so the rest of the mob could have gotten in.
And that's what happened.
The window got knocked down, she tried to jump through it, and then the cops shot her because they didn't want the protesters getting through those doors.
And then I don't know where their shores would have led, but obviously it would have led to a bad place because in
the end, they got to the floor of the Senate for crying out loud.
Also, that officer probably just thought they were grabbing their taser.
Yes, exactly.
Blah, blah, blah.
Oh, man, that wasn't a taser.
Holy smokes.
So yes, we have another police shooting just recently because America is just a cesspool of murder and
authoritarian violence, where a woman, a female police officer who allegedly is a longtime veteran of the
Minneapolis police force, Uh, had a traffic stop with, uh, Dwayne Wright, and he, uh, tried to flee the traffic stop, as it were, and then she decided to, uh, try to subdue him with her taser because she couldn't just let him get away and then take his down, take it on his plate, and then mail the ticket to him and also his summons to appear for fleeing arrest.
And while she was going for her taser, she Yeah, I think it's very important to point out here, the police have a job, and nowhere in that job is it to kill anyone, guilty or innocent people.
That is not a police officer's job, ever, to kill someone.
If you want that, you want Judge Dredd.
That's what you want.
We don't have that in America.
Well, we do, but not officially on the books.
It is not their job to shoot anyone.
Yeah, we do have that in America, but only if you're dark-skinneded, if you're white.
Like, I mean, like, the white insurrectionists stormed the Capitol building with weaponry and assaulted police officers, and one of them got shot once and died.
If those people were black, that would have been a mountain of corpses.
And all of them, except for her, except for the one woman who got shot, they all got to go home that night.
Most of them got to get on planes and fly home.
The FBI then had to spend the next month rounding up many of them, but not all.
Get the leader of the Proud Boys wasn't arrested until months later, or at least a month.
Yeah, like they're like these people, like many of these people are going to have gotten away with it as it were.
I mean, it's just that simple.
And you have people now from these arrests in prison petitioning the state.
to let me out because the prison's making me really it's stressing me out bro i'm really
i'm really not feeling this prison thing can you just let me go yeah they're all they're all
forcing their lawyers to do every uh legalese trick in the book to say my client would like
to be released from prison on the grounds that they are white yes exactly like like what what
The most recent one, wasn't that guy just like, my client was not prepared for living with the type of people in this prison or whatever, and it was just like, I mean, wow.
Way to just not say black people.
I think the term urban was even used, like urban criminals, which is just not a dog whistle in the slightest.
Oh man.
Yeah, it's just, it's so insane how they still have this overwhelming white privilege about what the crime they committed on camera that they were live streaming online because they were very proud of attacking the Capitol.
And then you see black people being murdered at traffic stops.
And they're okay with that.
They're just okay with it.
I, yesterday, I just had steam coming out of my ears because I was at a poker table and a guy was just talking about how if Wright hadn't run from that cop, she wouldn't have accidentally grabbed her gun instead of her taser and shot him.
He was doing the whole, if you just comply, it'll all work out bullshit, which We know is not true.
Tamir Rice didn't get a chance to comply.
He was shot within two seconds of the cops getting line of sight on him.
Jamal Crawford, same thing.
Cops got line of sight on him.
They shot him.
Fernando Castillo told the cops, I've got a gun in the glove compartment.
And then they freaked out and killed him.
And he didn't even do anything except tell them, by the way, officer, we have a gun in the car.
So that might make you upset.
Blam, blam, blam.
Oh, it did.
I'm dead now.
Driving while black is an executable offense.
Yeah, if they would just comply, everything would be okay, sometimes, unless the cop's just not feeling it, then they will kill you anyway, because fuck you, that's why, like, Jesus Christ.
And we had that Black Army officer who is only getting a civil lawsuit against the cops who maced him, assaulted him, thankfully didn't kill him, because he had the temerity to be a black man in America, With a gun in his car.
See cops, uh, put the lights on and go, well, I ain't pulling over to the side of the road when it's dark out because they'll just probably execute me.
So I'm going to drive to this well-lit gas station that hopefully has witnesses.
And, um, we'll see how it goes from there.
The cops were like, you made us drive a mile before we could pull you over.
So now we're going to mace you and yell at you.
And when you tell us that you're scared to get out of your car, we're going to say, yeah, you should be scared to get out of your car.
It's like, What the fuck is wrong with you?
I mean, yeah, that was I mean, that that was reported in the Army Times and the Military Times.
I, uh, let's just say that many people in the armed forces community are not happy about that.
Those cops, I think both of them said they were veterans.
And they're like, Oh, we didn't.
We're not.
And they said they're being very nice.
They're not charging him with any crimes.
They don't want to jam up his promotion for one little mistake.
That was their statement.
Yeah, his one little mistake of driving while black.
Because, again, they pulled him over, allegedly for not having plates, but he had just bought the car, and he had a temporary plate in the window of his car, on the back window of his car, that the cops ended up being able to see once they got him into a well-lit area.
But the cops just couldn't go, oh, we were pulling you over for no plates, but you got a plate, our bad.
No.
They had to go all hard-ass on him and be like, oh, you made us drive a mile through the desert.
Wasn't he in uniform as well?
Yes!
He was.
He was in uniform.
Fuckin' bananas, man.
At some point, you just have to assume that the cops are assholes to their core because there's a certain level of intelligence that you would just have to push to the side in a situation like that to allow yourself, in 2021, To, like, you know, mace a seated, like, surrendering person of color in military uniform while clearly being, like, you're at a gas station, there are cameras and shit around, everyone's got phones in their pocket.
Like, even if you wanted to do that, you have to be so into the idea of doing it that you can push aside that little voice that says, You're gonna get caught doing this.
The optics on this are really bad.
Maybe don't do it this time.
And you're just like, nope, I gotta mace this black person.
I have to do it.
I have to go right for their eyes with this chemical irritant.
There's no other option.
There are too many cameras around for me to shoot them probably, but I will mace them.
Oh, there were small town cops outside a base and so extra double races.
El was with me when I got pulled over for driving while a soldier.
Nowhere near what this guy went through, but I was harassed just for being a soldier.
Yeah, and man, that cop could not have been more stereotypically Texas asshole cop.
He wasn't wearing a cowboy hat, but he should have been.
Shouldn't it have been a black Wagyu cowboy hat?
That's only reserved for the people with the highest level of clearance, but not Q-level.
Wink!
Smile!
The other thing that just blows my mind about all of this shit is...
Um, right after the idiot that was talking about Wright running away, they then brought up the soldier getting maced and said that was bullshit.
And they also said these people were also talking about, um, again, uh, the George Floyd murder and how that was obviously bad.
And this is the thing is that, All of these incidents are bullshit.
Across the board, all of them are unacceptable on every imaginable level.
But when you are this just dirtbag, racist kind of society that America is...
You have gradients and I can see idiots being like, well, he ran away from the cop.
What do you expect?
And all this kind of nonsense.
But the George Floyd murder is so cut and dry.
It is so clear that in meatspace, in the world I live in, I have no one is, it's like a third rail.
No one has even gotten within 10 miles of that thing in an effort to defend the cop.
Everyone has said this guy needs to go to jail.
So I'm assuming Q is being pretty cool about it.
Oh yeah, incredibly cool.
Jack Posebeck, aka the total piece of shit asshole, is posting all of this shit along with our beautiful boy Tim Pool about... I've seen like YouTube thumbnails about reasonable doubt and this like prosecutor makes huge mistake.
Will Chavit get acquitted?
It is so beyond me that even this, even this is a hill these assholes want to die on.
I've seen two different QAnon promoters, PepeLivesMatters, the ones whose name pops into my head the easiest, who have just said, hey, George Floyd died of a drug overdose.
I just want to let you all know that, that that's what really happened there.
And don't let the lying, lamestream media Mockingbird media fool you otherwise. Steven Crowder did a
reenactment where he had a guy sit on his back and his neck for
nine minutes, which was the absolute dumbest shit in the world. They had like interns from his show dress up and
dumb cop Halloween outfits with dumb floppy 70s porn mustaches.
And Crowder's running scared.
He's been deplatformed.
Well, he's been removed from the YouTube Partner Program and he's gone through and started deleting a lot of his tweets because he wants to still be able to get paid.
It's so weird what he's doing.
I can't actually figure out what his plan is because it seems like YouTube just won't enforce their own rules against him and kick him off.
And the shit he pulled with that reenactment of George Floyd murder is so egregiously racist.
It was almost like he was daring them to do it.
He's like, kick me off here.
I wonder, like, does he have some sort of plan B lined up?
And he's actually looking to get de-platformed and all the other... Like an intentional martyring?
Right.
Like, he's gunning for a martyring.
Like, he's working on that angle because he knows that, like, somewhere out there, say, the MyPillow guy and his social media platform thingamabobber where, like, he actually said, if you get kicked off another platform, I'll give you more money because you're telling the truth.
So I really wonder if, if he's got something lined up, if he's got some sort of setup going where he wants to, like, be, like, when, when Howard Stern signed that, like, trillion dollar contract with XM Sirius Radio and, like, left Terrestrial Radio to go there so he could, like, say the F-bomb and not be censored.
I wonder if Crowder's, like, thinking he's gonna be, like, the head of, like, Trump's social media platform, or MyPillowGuy, or if Torba is, like, rubbed two nickels together to try to make him the face of Gab, or whatever the play is.
I can't imagine that there's not a play, because these people are just always out for a buck, no matter what.
Yeah, it's baffling.
I didn't mean to get off on Crowder, but I've been reading about him.
Someone broke down like, hey, why is Crowder deleting all his tweets?
And they're like, oh, he got unpartnered on YouTube.
So he's trying to cover his ass so his final YouTube channel doesn't get taken down.
Oh, are you done in your big black breakdown?
Are we on to the next thing?
I mean, I could just be really depressed and sad about it.
I mean, it's just, it's just really dark.
It's just like so miserable that even I have not I've been going out of my way not to keep up on any of the the trial stuff that's going on right now.
I just don't I don't need that level of depression in my life at the tail end of the pandemic.
Like any rational person, I of course hope that that former cop gets locked up for murdering that guy and everybody involved gets some sort of time.
That would be the ideal outcome, but I can't watch the events unfold.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
There's like certain things you just can't do to yourself.
Like when people will always be like, Hey Mike, you're going to watch the presidential debates?
And I'd be like, no, I would probably like have a heart attack if I actually had to listen to Trump on stage, yell at Biden.
That kind of stuff, yeah.
And even the trial, I only follow it through the filter of social media and Twitter headlines.
And then when I go doing my scouring of the QAnon community, then I get to see that not even this, not even a cop literally, openly, proudly murdering someone over the course of nine horribly long minutes, Not even that is something they're willing to say.
You know what?
That level of authoritarian violence against a minority is unacceptable.
No.
I mean, it's like these people who tell us to not trust the government and that the media is lying to us about everything and all of that.
They're just like, if a cop murders a black person, it's okay.
There's no No line that they could possibly cross that we won't find justifiable defense of.
It's just, we're just racist authoritarians.
Period.
Full stop.
It's really sickening.
And then they'll turn around and call Democrats the real racists.
Yeah, it's a huge bummer.
Surely we have a topic that's a little lighter and fluffier that we could talk about.
That's a nice way to segue into Frank.
Frank, by the creator of MyPillow, he's decided to get into the social media game.
I don't know... Yeah, Mike had actually just sort of brought it up in like a Marvel Cinematic Universe style, teasing it before the actual segue into it.
The idea of this MyPillow guy Totally legitimate.
100% free speech.
Absolutely no censoring of speech.
You can say whatever you want.
Isn't that right, Mike?
Uh, absolutely right, except for swearing.
You're not allowed to swear on Frank.
If you swear, it will be censored, and you also may not- That's fucking ridiculous.
Wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute.
So you're saying that I can't swear, but I can at least take the Lord's name in vain still, right?
Uh, no.
No, you cannot.
Fucking dammit!
Fucking shit!
Yeah, it's so hilarious what free speech is, according to the right-wing in America, where you can just be a racist anti-Semite, but you can't swear about it, and you also can't bring up Jesus Christ for no good reason.
It is.
They're so stereotypical.
They're so ridiculous because Torba on Gab is constantly talking about the Christian lifestyle.
He has the cross emoji in his name.
They're just so in it to win it on this kind of just dumb nonsense where they're so performatively Christian and performatively religious.
Torba, Gab has been in a fight with the ADL because Gab's ridiculously anti-semitic and they're terrible and the ADL has called them out on their bullshit.
And Torba and Gabbard are like, no, we're not anti-Semitic.
I don't know what you're talking about.
We've never encouraged violence against Jewish people or anything like that.
And any threat of violence is acted upon immediately by us.
We have a strict policy on that.
And that's the weasel words.
That's the dodge they like to use when they talk about violence.
Totally unacceptable.
And then it's just like HH1488 liked this post.
Yes, exactly.
Hey, that's free speech and it's important.
Free speech is being able to run a search on Gab for 1488 and getting tons of hits for screen names that involve those numbers.
And when I was scrolling through that, three of the ones that made it on my page also had Sonorans on them, which is the Black Sun, which is another anti-Semitic symbol.
And that's just their avatars on top of 1488.
They're making it really clear where they stand on that.
And I can promise you, if you tried to do that shit on Twitter, you would not have an account very quickly.
It would not fly, because people know what that stuff means.
There was a QAnon promoter whose handle is fed up with swamp. And
one day I was like, I was just typing in their name and I was
I got the words fed up with in the search title.
That'll be plenty.
That will lead me directly to them.
I hit send and oh, dumb, innocent, naive Mike Rains.
Oh, you dull-eyed moron.
The stuff that came up under fed up with was just horrifying.
The winner, the gold medalist going away, the perfect 10 stick the landing, the handle was fed up with uncensored n-word, and the avatar was a swastika.
Just boom.
Just this guy out proud, totally doesn't care who needs to know about this man being a racist Nazi.
BAM and he's on gab and they're not going to take that account
down. You can just basket it in all of its glory. And I mean,
this is the this is the kind of people that traffic on these
sites.
Can't stop shaking my head.
Just like, yeah. And, and it's gonna be so funny. When I don't
know exactly what how my pillow guy thinks he's going to get
away with preventing swearing on his site.
Because these people want to swear, they want to say terrible things.
They'll be performatively Christian and avoid his whole dumb Jesus side issue.
But the rest of it, I just don't see how it's going to work out.
Again, unless he does something like land Steven Crowder as the A-list celebrity of Gab.
I didn't know that my pillow guy was going to make a competitive social media platform against Gab, but I ain't mad about it.
It's cool.
really funny in this mix out in this.
This thing was Torba had a post on Gab where he was just like, I didn't know that my pillow
guy was going to make a competitive social media platform against Gab, but I ain't mad
about it.
It's cool.
Me and my pillow guy are cool.
We're good.
We're good.
We're totally good.
You're mad as hell, because you know that guy's got, like, huge money and you don't.
And if he actually tries to, like, spend you out of business, he could.
Yeah, he could throw a pile of cash at the formerly gay Milo Yamamamopoulos to talk about his shit.
Was he formerly gay?
No, yeah, Milo's totally straight now.
Oh, yeah, that was just, like, a phase or, like, a neurological disorder that they fixed or whatever.
He's totally straight now, 100%.
Oh, okay.
He promises, swears he's.
Oh yeah, don't take the faxes.
He can't get enough of that, how do you pronounce it?
Vagina?
Yes.
Can't get enough of the stuff.
Capital Vagina.
Yes.
Milo, lover of vagina.
That guy, that clown.
My favorite thing was he decided to start throwing elbows at his new heterosexuality and he had a post on Gab that was like, straight men do not use emojis, no exceptions.
To which I screen grabbed him and then posted a bunch of laughing emojis because fuck that guy.
One of the best replies to that was someone saying, hey, no one listens to the new guy in the office about what we do and what we don't do here.
So it's like, yeah, us straights are fine with how we're operating, Milo.
We don't need pointers on how to be a straight man, as it were.
Thank you very much.
So yeah, I mean, Milo, Laura Loomer, just all these kind of just Trash human beings.
Posabeck, Cernovich.
I wonder, like, is Alex Jones, like, who is MyPillowGuy going to throw fat stacks of cash at?
James Woods and Kirstie Alley and all the other big Republican celebrities.
Scott Baio.
Oh, is he going to get Scott Baio to Frank Nuge?
The Nuge!
What a get the Nuge would be.
Oh, goddammit.
Who's the...
Oh, the... God, never mind, ignore me.
You can't even give us a describer?
Oh my God, Sarge, come on!
Oh, he was on SNL, um...
God damn it.
I haven't thought of him in so long.
He's so terrible.
This is a riveting podcast.
Yeah, I know.
This is the best.
What have we told you about Starnagate before you have it?
I tried to bail out and then Mike pulled me back in.
He can't even give us a describer and like my brain is blocking.
I mean, this is why, this perfectly highlights why you are on this council, but we do not grant you the title of ambassador.
Exactly, exactly.
I mean, imagine being like some low ranking, right wing, grifting dirtbag.
And now MyPillowGuy is just like, is basically a sucker for you.
He's just what they call in the wrestling business, a money mark, like a guy who has a local indie show and pays you like $50,000 to show up and do your signature move or say your catchphrase for 2000 people at a show.
And you just run over and do it.
I mean, if you are just any level of right-wing idiot, You could get a check out of this guy for a bunch of posts that he's gonna try to artificially inflate through his social media platform.
It's probably not gonna get that many people.
So, any right-wing idiot, Mike?
Does that include our friend Matt Gaetz?
Oh, Matt Gaetz might have more pressing concerns than trying to get a quick buck out of... Well, they took his phone away.
The FBI did grab his phone.
Oh, man.
Yeah, our boy, our beautiful baby boy, Matt Gaetz.
He, the slow drip of this news is just like, you would think if you were him, you would just resign your office in Congress, meet with your lawyers, hunker down, and just brace for impact.
But not him.
He's running to every camera he possibly can.
He's defiantly proclaiming his innocence.
As the government is just slowly letting it be known that by the way, by the way, Matt, we have more and more and more damning information about you.
You know that we have some of this information.
And maybe, maybe you want to pull up at some point, maybe you want to talk to somebody and try to try to make this not go as badly as it's going to go for you.
Because He, uh, his phone got taken away from him, uh, over the winter.
So he knew about that, but what he might not have known is that his buddy, uh, Greenberg, he was been cooperating with prosecutors since last year, since 2020.
So it's minimum over four months, probably like seven, eight, nine months that this guy has been working with prosecutors, uh, cooperating to try to lessen his own sentence, which only means get more and more dirt on Matt Gaetz.
to bring him down.
It sucks when you're the big fish in the investigation.
When you're the guy everybody else is rolling on, that's not a good place to be and it seems like he is a public enemy number one in this Florida political just cesspool of child trafficking and whatnot will you
that Is slowly coming to a boil here. I can't wait to see who he
rolls on. I Don't know if he has that
That's the problem.
I don't know if Gates has anyone he can roll on.
I don't know that he has any goods on any fish bigger than him.
I mean, like, who is bigger than a congressional rep?
I mean, he would have to go after, like, either a titan of business or a governor or something.
And I, I don't, I mean, I would love someone.
I would love for there to be dirt on Ron DeSantis because that guy's an absolute piece of shit who pretty much just let COVID murder his state and because it's Florida he's now really popular and considered to be a contender for the Republican nomination in 2024 for president which seems just like my head hurts just thinking about guy who botched COVID response and just killed everybody in his state Now, looking for a promotion to president.
And then I remember that.
Yeah, we already had that.
We had that with Donald Trump.
A president that just launched COVID response and killed a bunch of people.
And then came within like about 50 to 100,000 votes of winning re-election because the Electoral College is fucking stupid.
I mean, it was like, Joe Biden wins in a landslide, asterix, landslide in reality, but not in America fun time election world.
Oh my God.
Like, yes, America rebuked this guy, but also, yes, Trump barely, America barely avoided re-electing this guy, which is horrifying.
It was what we call a near miss.
And thanks to, you know, we don't really have to dwell on this topic too much now because I'm sure we'll get more of it because much like a high school age girl in a state where that is surprisingly legal, we are now burdened with having to deal with the slow drip of Matt Gaetz in what is probably the grossest joke I've done on the show so far.
Big round of applause for me.
There we go.
Yes, that's right.
Oh man, let's move on into a much lighter topic of the QAnon mom murders.
QAnon's not murdering moms, but moms are murdering children.
That's right, child murder.
Yes, this is incredibly dark.
On the one hand, I'm just upset that this story isn't getting enough attention because... Yeah, nobody's really talking about this, which is part of the reason why we're going there, even though ostensibly this is a comedy show.
Sometimes we have to talk about serious headlines because they're just not getting traction the way they should.
This is something that is just really, just so horrible.
A woman in California who was in the middle of a custody battle over her children, Leanna Carrillo, she is the suspect of having murdered her three children and then running away from the police after a carjacking.
So obviously this was going really, really well.
Uh, the father of the children, Eric Denton, um, is now just, he was, he was trying to get the kids away from her.
This whole thing was a mess.
And then, uh, in the reporting, it stated that she believed that the city they were living in was unsafe, that there was a sex trafficking ring where most of the city was involved in the trafficking of the children.
And, um.
Oh, she was very mentally unwell.
Yes, and on the QAnon Casualties subreddit, someone posted, and again, Grain of Salt is the person posting on the internet, but they posted that they were a family member, a cousin to the father, and that this murder was entirely because the mother was totally into QAnon, and she believes in that stuff fully.
And this was totally predictable that you could have seen it coming a mile away that she was not mentally well, and that the system needed to get those kids away from her ASAP and it failed.
And this is where we are now, where it's It's in a way it's like gun violence where oh guy kills lots of people with a gun in America and it's a story for like five minutes and it goes away this didn't even like break into the zeitgeist and it already just failed faded away and it's just QAnon is not just silly
Documentary where Ron Watkins outs himself as Q and we all have some yucks at it and point and laugh at these promoters trying to pretend we didn't see the truth about the movement.
These people do actual real damage to people.
This is why we had a senator asking the head of the FBI, hey, can you get these guys on anything?
I mean, because this is what happens with this shit.
You have mentally unstable people who get into this stuff and it pushes them in bad pushes them in bad ways and they do terrible things.
We had that woman who got arrested after she posted on social media
that she had to murder Joe Biden to save the kids.
I mean, this is just...
When you have people that are in a bad place and then you give them this message,
it pushes them to potentially do even worse things.
It's a radicalizing agent.
It's really... And they bring the idea of like child endangerment into it and use it as like a fucking like mantra and like indoctrinating tool and that's infuriating because Then shit like this happens where it's just like, these children didn't have to die, and ostensibly they died so that the mother could protect them from a child sex ring that doesn't exist, and meanwhile you have people like Matt Gaetz doing, like, the legal definition of sex trafficking while, like, while also speaking out of the side of his mouth about how great QAnon is.
Like, the whole thing is hypocritical and they use these, like, weapons of manipulation to get vulnerable people into positions where they are going to endanger themselves and others.
Yeah, I mean, that's how they make it safe for the general populace.
That's that famous quote of when they asked Trump about Q. He's like, I know they're against pedophilia, and that's not bad.
They just put this dumb thin veneer on the top and it gets it gets these people in.
Oh, it is one of the favorite things QAnon promoters like to say.
They like to say that we are anti-pedophilia, anti-corruption, and anti-Satanism.
What does that say about our opponents?
And they try to backfoot you by claiming that you are pro those three things.
And they're not against those things.
You are defending Matt Gaetz right now.
You're claiming he is being framed by the deep state because... Including the argument that, yo, a 17-year-old girl is legal in those states, so it's no big deal.
And it's just like, well, I mean, that's a fucked up argument, bud.
Like, either a 17-year-old girl is like a woman or she isn't.
But when I look at him, I'm pretty sure I know what side of that argument I'm on.
Yeah, it's... It's like all the law says it's okay.
It's like, well, what about your moral compass?
You got one of those, bud?
Like, maybe tote it down there a bit on the Sleepywood Girls that are like, oh, sorry, baby, we gotta wrap this up so I can go back to my algebra class in high school or whatever.
Right.
I mean, it's just ridiculous.
It's...
You're an old person using your status and your power to pressure an underage woman into having sex with you.
You're grooming them.
And that's how this works.
It's not anything that is acceptable.
It's controlling, manipulative behavior.
If your argument, if your defense of this is, Oh, she's 17.
She's not 13.
She's not 15.
Why is, why is the eight, why is these like really like thin lines between these ages so important to you?
And you know what?
I don't even believe you on that front.
There's no age that you wouldn't defend a Republican on because that's just the way you operate.
And there's no...
All the crimes you accuse Democrats of, like Adam Schiff and Hillary Clinton and so on and so forth, are fictional.
You've just made them up.
You don't even have a case.
You don't have a real person that you can say, this is the victim, here's the evidence, here's the crime.
Whereas with Matt Gaetz, the evidence is coming.
The evidence is slowly rolling out here and It's, I mean, it's almost inevitable that he's going to be indicted at some point.
And if he isn't, then I mean, that's just going to be, it's going to blow my mind because, uh, the idiot, they would have botched the case in my mind.
If they, if they, if you have all this smoke and you don't have fire, what were you doing?
What was the point of it?
What was the plan?
What were you trying for you idiots?
So, uh, dear, uh, legal, like, Forces in America.
Make sure this thing actually works out right so that you don't look like clowns and embolden Republicans and QAnon by letting this guy off the hook, as it were.
Speaking of not letting people off the hook, do we want to go to listener questions?
Oh, why shouldn't we do such a thing?
Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
It's time for Q and A. Some quality me forgetting we had a bump for that now.
That weird yelp you probably just heard was me forgetting that we had that bump and then shutting my mouth once it started playing.
So that we could hear the dulcet tones of At Frosty VO on Twitter.
Yes, thank you, Frosty.
So, uh, Ran R asks, uh, why is Ghost Ezra so important?
Because I'm constantly bringing him up.
There are so many shit channels on Telegram.
What makes him stand out?
And, uh, the reason why he stands out and he's important is, A, he's way more popular than all the other LARPy dumb, low level right wing grifters that are on Telegram
and the other places where you go when you get kicked off of real social media
are. Now, Linwood has 800,000 followers and all that kind of stuff.
Sydney Powell, CraikinLady, she's got like half a million, whatever.
But all the Q Grifters have a channel, a secret channel that I will not name because that would be a bad thing to give them any press whatsoever.
But their secret channel, all of them combined have like a little over 200,000 people.
Ghost Ezra by himself has almost 300,000.
He and his dumb LARPy bullshit just crushes Everyone else all combined into Voltron and then Ghost Ezra just shows up as like the ultimate bad guy in the Voltron series, whatever the fuck that would be, and just dunks on them and crushes them.
And so all the other QAnon promoters hate him because he's more popular than them.
I'm surprised Zard didn't jump in there with the name of Voltron's ultimate enemy.
I mean, he's got to know it.
It's Zardon.
Oh, Jesus.
See, your chance for redemption squandered as soon as I passed it to you.
Now I understand why you shut up.
I feel bad for calling you out.
I thought for sure you would know it because I know you like that show on Netflix.
So what is the answer?
Do you know it?
The Galra Empire are the main bad guys, but I was trying, I couldn't pull The main, main bad guy's name.
Oh, Zarkon.
I wasn't too far off.
You were too far off.
It's just not a memorable name.
It's not nearly as memorable as Monstar, you know what I mean?
Or Mumra.
Zarkon, and then the evil prince Lotor.
These are like fucking Trod characters, anyway.
Yeah, I was like, God dammit, they're all so generic and boring.
I remember the good guys.
And like, Zarkon and...
I'm looking at it and I still almost forgot again.
That is for the other pod.
But the other thing about Ghost that makes him so interesting is that he is just a totally off-the-reservation, LARPing nut.
He doesn't give a fuck about canonical QAnon and staying within the framework of their story.
He is a flat earther.
Wait, what?
goes into the whole thing about how everyone that you think is dead is actually alive.
Everyone you think is alive is actually a person wearing a suit. He had a series of posts.
Wait, what? Back up. Everyone alive is wearing a suit?
I'm assuming lizard man shit, right?
That's what I thought you were talking about.
It's kind of like reptiloids, only in his world, it's not reptiloids, it's actors.
It's like the Patriots have somebody under a Joe Biden mask.
The Patriots have somebody under a Kamala Harris mask.
And like one day there'll be a grand reveal when Trump strides out onto the stage.
And then unmasks them and it's just like... You're talking about the football team.
So where's the real Joe Biden and Kamala Harris?
Probably executed for treason at some ill-defined point.
They'll play the video for us once the Great Awakening happens.
But why would the cabal execute them for treason?
Did they replace them with actors?
No, the Patriots did this.
The Patriots killed those people.
But if the Patriots had proof that they had killed Kamala Harris and Joe Biden, wouldn't they be proudly putting that out and letting us know?
The Normies would get too upset.
It would be too shattering.
We got to slowly ease the Normies into the Great Awakening and So like in 3, 4, 5, 20, 50 years after Biden's been dead for 40 of those years, we can finally do the Grand Unmasking and show you that it was just like Scott Baio and Laura Loomer playing Biden and Harris in the White House or whatever.
It is this totally divorced from reality, psychotic nonsense that Like, even like the regular QAnon people look at this guy and they're like, God damn it, this fucking clown, his bullshit is even more bullshitty than us.
But because people enjoy this fun, silly LARP, they just go along with it because Ghost is just telling them a wacky story.
He had a series of posts like a couple weeks ago.
That vaguely implied, and again, because you want to make this stuff wacky so everyone can interpret it the way they want to, to make themselves happy, where Ron DeSantis, using all of like Trump's mannerisms, like the accordion hands and the okay gesture and all that kind of stuff, that...
That DeSantis was actually, Trump was actually DeSantis in a DeSantis suit.
That Trump was just playing DeSantis for the crowd and he was just getting out there like just doing some funny yucks and jokes by pretending to be DeSantis and like it was the replies to these messages I would say we're like, a plurality were in favor of the Trump in a DeSantis suit theory.
There were a bunch of others who were just like, no, DeSantis is just mimicking Trump's gestures, because he knows that, like, the MAGA lizard brain is strong, and we want to see those things reenacted by our political leaders.
Because they knew that a small percentage of you idiots would look at that and say, that is clearly Donald Trump wearing a human suit.
Yes, exactly, exactly.
I mean, this is the kind of shit this guy does, and it's so over the top.
It's such a parody of conspiracy theory.
And then he even goes harder where he'll post links to eBay for people to buy physical silver and other doodads.
He once promoted a white noise machine to help you sleep better.
I mean, he is such an obvious He's such an obvious grifter, and he's such an obvious con man, and he doesn't care.
He's completely shameless.
What platform is this on?
Is this on Gab or Telegram or both?
This is on Telegram.
I haven't seen him on Gab.
You need to make us a parody account for him and call ourselves Living Ezra.
Living Ezra will take Ghost Ezra.
We could just be the hyper-liberal Is better than Ezra already taken?
Probably.
I would assume better than Ezra is already taken.
We could just have whatever his user profile picture is but just put like an evil like Star Trek style goatee on it and we could be living Ezra and we could deeply support regular paper currency and liberalism.
The bar is so low for myself that I cracked myself up by actually remembering the band name better than Ezra.
Oh, I was just looking because I had had that earlier thing up from Sather yelling at me because he's a giant dum-dum.
Jordan NotMadAtAllSather has actually changed the title of his Telegram channel from Jordan Sather to Ghost Sather.
He's so miserable about this shit.
He's so sad that Ghost Ezra is crushing him on every imaginable level.
Do we want do we want to have frosty record some ghost Ezra drops?
Can you give us some shoot some juiciest?
Like him talking about the reptiloids stuff like that That seems a little bit too too promotion II I don't I don't want to be trying to direct people to whatever stupid nonsense I mean they'd have to figure out how to get on gab Yeah, whatever.
I mean, we will have the Council of Elders and we'll talk about this clown.
Yeah, it's production meeting stuff, but that sounds fun.
I want to talk about reptiloids.
Yes.
But they're not Reptiloids.
They're human beings in other human being suits, like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.
Yeah.
There was a person who is still on Twitter somehow that literally was saying that George Floyd was killed on a green screen, and it wasn't even him.
And they had this really high-definition upper body mask of a black person that they had someone take off, and it was like a white guy under it.
And it's just, it just goes to show you that the lengths people will go to deny reality and to just make stuff up.
That's really bizarre to me.
Anytime I try and explain the stuff we talk about on the show to my partner, she looks at me and she goes, Yeah, but why why do they believe that?
And I'm like, I just get frustrated.
And I was like, I don't know.
I can't explain it either.
You're a rational person.
And anytime I explain any of this to a rational person, they're just like, Like, why would someone do that?
What does that get them?
It's really going to blow her mind when you tell her about religion.
Oh boy, that's going to be a tough pill for her to swallow.
To put a fine point on the answer to that question, we talk about Ghost Ezra because he is incredibly popular and stupid.
Yes, absolutely.
Thanks for the question.
Make a short story long.
Yes, Patrick Coleman Duncan asks, was Ron really Q from the very start, or do you think he inherited the job like the Dread Pirate Roberts?
And he has a picture of Wesley as the Dread Pirate Roberts as a gif.
I mean, we've talked about this one sort of ad nauseum, but the answer is no, he wasn't Q the whole time, but he was Q for some of the time.
Yeah, the end time.
And unlike the Dread Pirate Roberts, which is a very politely, a title that is passed politely from one pirate to the next, Ron stole this.
Ron murdered the previous Dread Pirate Roberts, took the mask from him and said, now I am the Dread Pirate Roberts.
And he left Paul Ferber to sulk in South Africa and be like, that Q ain't the real Q, God darn it!
Yeah, so it's not really, it's not really so much the Dread Pirate Roberts as it is the number one headband.
Yes.
That's right.
That reference is a deep enough cut where I'm not even going to tell people what it's from.
If you know, you know.
That's the way it should be.
So yeah, that is pretty much the status of the Dread Pirate QAnon, as it were.
There was not a ceremonial passing of the Wagyu cowboy hat from Paul Ferber and his crew to Ron Watkins.
It was taken from them via hacking and force, as it were.
I even like complicated hacking.
He's just like, I run this website.
Yoink.
Now your dumb LARP is mine.
Thank you.
Thanks for playing, idiot.
It's not cool like Highlander at all.
There was no decapitation, no lightning explosion, none of that shit.
No, none of it.
No, Christopher, Elaine, and Bear getting all of the knowledge of the cosmos and then somehow there being a sequel.
Ron slowly, like, patted his life-size Rey doll and just was like, yeah, I'll take this.
Yep, pretty much.
Narc asks, probably been asked, but have you read, what have you read with Hunter Biden versus Matt Gaetz in the Q world with one of them actually being an elected official?
Hunter Biden is a part of the cabal who is a murderous pedophile, adrenochrome drinker, and Matt Gaetz is a hero of truth and an avatar of justice and quite possibly the fourth greatest man alive behind Donald Trump, Jeff Sessions, and Michael Flynn.
Yeah, if we haven't made it clear yet, Matt Gaetz is the most morally righteous and incredible person to ever, as an adult, have sex with like a 6-year-old or 17-year-old girl.
I mean, Hunter Biden is so corrupt that his own father won't even give him a job in the White House, because that is a very normal thing to do for presidents, to give their children ill-defined jobs in the White House.
Where they are, they should not be entitled to security clearances because they are absolutely threats to do something bad with those security clearances.
But the president overrules the intelligence community and just gives Jared Kushner access to information he should not have access to.
But that man, he needed to, like, they needed to fill that position of a terrible puppet that has turned into a real boy.
And he happened to fit the bill.
So he got the job.
There was no nepotism about it.
No nepotism whatsoever.
Yes, exactly.
So there was, and finally we have like a comment, which I'm going to shift into a question here from Ran R that was sent to you, was that the QAnon community is having a collective stroke after Trump's statement regarding the vaccines because our schmucky former president got very mad that the Johnson & Johnson vaccine is being paused Because an incredibly small number of people are having weird blood clots happen to them vis-a-vis the vaccine.
And Trump is telling those people and the FDA and the CDC to rub some dirt on it and just keep slugging those Johnson & Johnson shots in the people's arms ASAP because we need vaccines to get rid of COVID and end this pandemic.
So, the God Emperor, Q+, the hero of this movement, has come down forcefully in favor of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine, and vaccines in general.
And so, QAnon is not great about that.
And one QAnon promoter I will quote here says, we are not sheep anymore.
We are wide awake.
We don't follow anyone except for the truth, not even Trump.
Wow, those are pretty strong words coming from the QAnon folks.
Has QAnon gotten so big for its britches that they can turn on even Donald Trump?
Yeah, this is going to be very interesting because it's never going to stop with Trump because Trump's political lizard brain sees the vaccines as the way to end COVID, defeat the virus, and Because those things he knows are going to be incredibly popular that at the end of this year, we're going to be able to take our masks off.
Football games are going to be held before full capacity crowds.
All of these good things are going to happen.
And the quote unquote return to normal will be a thing that will exist.
And it's going to exist for like the last three years of the first term of Biden's presidency.
And Trump knows that if he wants to run against Biden in 2024, He's going to know that Biden's going to run on, hey, guess what, everybody?
I put those vaccines in your arms.
You didn't have to have the masks anymore.
We had one Super Bowl with no crowd.
Now look at the Super Bowl, 80,000 people.
Life is good again.
And I'm the reason for it.
So four more years of Biden.
So Trump's going to be like, no, no, no.
I was the reason for it.
Four more years of Trump.
So.
You're going to have QAnon dealing with the fact that, like, right now they can have guys like Abbott and DeSantis and any other Republican governor in a state being like, no restrictions!
Live your lives!
Have fun!
Woo!
Fire guns in the air.
Yeah, fire guns in the air.
The air horn for the lazy people when they do their drops in techno.
Just all of that stuff.
All of those dumb things.
That's your air horn?
It's really weak.
It's a powerful weak.
It is.
It really is.
I leaned into the weakness of it.
You have a soundboard!
Yeah, but I didn't get the air horn for the soundboard.
I didn't think we were going to be the zoo crew today.
Lord knows I was wrong.
We're all going to be the zoo crew.
For what it's worth, there's also just a free app you can download on your phone so you can have air horn anytime you need it to.
Yeah, I'll remember that.
I will have the app ready for next week.
But the thing is, is like right now, if you're a governor of a red state and you want to like pander to your voter base, you can do this bullshit where you're just like, do whatever you want, have fun, good times.
But if you're going to run for the presidency in 2024, or if you're up for reelection in 2022, You're probably going to have to at some point be pro-vaccine.
Like it's not going to work out for you to be like, you know what?
We don't need vaccines.
Fuck them.
Like QAnon's never going to get that candidate.
Like they might get some guy who tries to mealy mouth it and be like, yeah, the vaccines are good, but I understand if you don't want to take them, just like that kind of stuff.
But.
It's going to be very tough for them to actually find a candidate that's willing to give them this crumb.
A candidate that's willing to give them this thing.
And so I don't think they're going to get that.
So they're going to be turning on a lot of people very quickly.
They're never going to get this from Trump.
Trump is going to be 100% all vaccines all the time because he's not in power right now.
He doesn't have to bullshit anyone about opening up the state that I'm the governor of or the state that I'm representing as a senator or whatever.
He's just golfing at Mar-a-Lago and doing his thing.
Just being a dumb old bored rich guy who gets to call into Fox News.
That's all he ever wanted to be.
The presidency was a fucking accident for him.
Because he was the president when the vaccine was being developed, he's gonna take credit for that shit 10 out of 10 times.
He is never gonna stop taking credit for the Trump vaccine.
What Q really needs is a hero who's willing to say, God damn it, I hate those vaccines, but...
Well, if they don't work, shit on me if they don't work!
I'm just a folksy, down-south guy, and I like my neighborhoods white.
And, you know, my neighborhood's also white.
And I hate vaccines, but fucking lick my boots if they don't work!
I mean, shit!
I hate them just like the rest of you for no reason, but they work.
And then to have people just be like, I like this guy because he tells it how it is.
He knows that us shooting up these vaccines is the crying call.
Tells it- he speaks his mind or tells it how it is, is now the ultimate, uh, your racist uncle dog whistle.
That's just them saying, I like it when people are racist.
Oh, yeah.
Tells it how it is for white people the way, like, well-spoken or, like, articulate is for black folks.
Like, when white people use those words, you know what they're really saying.
It's just like, you know, it's, it's, oh, it's, it's, it's not cool for me to say they are a credit to their race anymore.
So I'm just going to call them well-spoken or, oh my God, they speak like they're so educated.
It's like, wow, Jesus Christ, you fucking monster.
And the thing that, and the thing I love about that is that that was always their excuse for Trump.
But then we had four years of the Trump jibber-jabber presidency where literally you had to go on social media.
Yeah, he didn't mean it that way.
Oh, when he called those countries a shithole, he didn't mean it.
It was the man who tells it like it is, but never says what he means to say.
I mean, it was just this... Oh, when he said the neo-Nazis were very fine people, he didn't mean that.
I mean, it was just...
How is it that Donald Trump, who by all accounts is this weird buffoon, is going to go down in history as one of the world's greatest foam flam men?
You know what I mean?
If the buffoonery is an act, that would at least justify how incredible he has always seemed at tricking stupid white people.
He was just the perfect storm.
It was the like the super racist backlash coming off of Obama and he just out and out
told it like it was.
He never stopped telling it like it was.
He told it like it was so hard that he had him on tape saying grab him by the pussy and
that would have sunk any politician that came before him.
Yeah but then he got his ass in the chair and he never told it how it was again ever.
He just never actually said... I mean, he would still call countries shitholes or whatever, but like Mike was saying, as the president, he had a whole fleet of PR people that are out there in the media being like, the president did not mean what he said.
And it was just like, well, I mean, that's sort of his whole jam.
It's just meaning what he says.
He's like that elephant in that fuckin', he's in that fuckin' Dr. Seuss book.
Is that Horton?
Horton.
You got there.
Okay.
He heard of who, but... And the other thing was, is that in 2012, when Obama was running for re-election, and the Republicans were offering up a shitty band of milquetoast retreads to compete against him, Trump was out there like just going on Fox News saying, Hey, Obama was born in Kenya and I'm investigating it and I'm going to find the truth.
And then when they would add Trump to Republican primary polling, he would be in the lead.
They'd be like Trump, Romney, other people and like Gingrich or whoever.
So like.
They knew what they were doing.
Trump knew what he was doing.
He was dipping his toe into the field.
He wanted to see if he had a shot to take down Obama.
And his plan to go after Obama was being an out and proud racist, promoting the birther conspiracy theory.
And then one thing led to another, he got cold feet, he didn't do it, he waited for 2016, and then he just started it up all over again.
But when the dog chased the car and caught it, then he couldn't quote-unquote tell it like it was anymore, because now he's accidentally the president!
Waka waka!
So, I mean... Yeah, I guess truly Trump really was just like the Joker, in that both of them were just dogs chasing cars, and they wouldn't know what to do with them if they got them.
Yeah, he just wanted to promote his shitty frozen steaks or whatever, and then he got to be president, and then he had to keep doubling down, doubling down?
And now he has to spend the rest of his life fighting to prevent anyone from seeing a single one of his tax returns, because he knows that any one of those is going to be the fucking bullet that finally puts him down, by which I mean a thing that might put him in prison.
Bernie Madoff is dead.
We need another extra rich asshole in a jail cell.
So we're coming, Trump.
Yeah, I mean, I think New York does have his taxes at this point, but he recently filed before court that Congress no longer has the right to go after his taxes because he's not the president.
When he was the president, they said they couldn't see them because he was president.
Now that he's not president, they can't see them because he's not president.
So basically, the Trump legal doctrine of his taxes, you're not allowed to see them.
That is the Trump legal doctrine about his taxes.
Oh yeah, and you know, you have to imagine that the judges that are going to be seeing these cases will look upon that and realize that that can't be allowed.
Because that's just like, we've backdoored it to be totally legal for the President of the United States to hide their taxes indefinitely or whatever, you know what I mean?
Can you imagine what wild precedent that would set?
Uh, the Trump president, basically every other person's been like, here's my last 10 years of taxes.
This is what I've done.
Even Mitt Romney, who was like the most brutal venture capitalist in the world, or vulture capitalist as it were, just buying out places and bankrupting them.
He was like, here are my taxes.
I'm rich.
I ain't ashamed of it.
So, I mean, like, The first line of Trump's taxes has to be something like, funds used in Russian money laundering, 5 billion.
Burying Russian key tape, minus 50 billion dollars.
Is this a line item?
Yeah, exactly.
Stormy Daniels.
Just like a quick line crossed through it.
Mr. Former President, we have a line item here that we're confused about.
What is this one that says, witness shovels?
What is that for?
You were spending a lot of money on witness shovels.
Yeah.
Uh, these witnesses saw a shovel and I had to, it was a big lawsuit, me versus ShovelCorp, and we had to pay for the witnesses to go there.
Can you show us the proceedings between you and ShovelCorp?
Trump flips the table, runs out of the room, dives through a window.
You can't see them because at one time I was president and now I am not president.
That's so baffling.
Like, just, well, it doesn't, it doesn't count anymore.
I'm not president anymore.
It's like, that's not how it works.
Remember guys, he could have just shot someone openly in the street and gotten away with it because, uh, to, to some folks, the presidency makes you immune to law.
You're just like, I, I've, I've ascended to presidency.
I, crime is legal for me now.
Boo.
Crime is legal.
Just like, you feel like maybe Bill Clinton may have taken advantage of some crime as legal, or, you know, Nixon, maybe a little crime as legal in the presidency, all these guys that, you know.
Nixon was doing actual crime, too.
Clinton was just getting extramarital blowjobs or whatever.
Or was he?
So, who knows?
Anyway.
Trump was literally the Judge Dredd we talked about earlier in the podcast.
Trump had literally ascended to the status of Judge Dredd.
I'm the law.
He is the law.
Yes!
Simultaneous ref.
That was an extra reference combo there for the twofer.
Boom, boom, boom.
Nailed it.
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