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Sept. 3, 2020 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Jim Watkins steps on a rake, again.

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Hello everyone, Poker and Politics here, and boy howdy.
What an awesome day.
I mean, sometimes things are just so funny you can't help but laugh, and today was absolutely one of those days.
Q, once again, shows his ass in such a stupid and fucking embarrassing way that I don't know how you can try to defend him anymore.
I don't know how you can support Q anymore.
I don't know why all the grifters that are trying to make money off this shit and trying to get internet famous off this shit.
I don't know why they tether themselves to this absolute moron.
This complete and utterly useless buffoon.
I mean, the Facebook viral post being turned into a Q-drop is so unbelievably lazy and so unbelievably stupid.
And so many people have pointed out that various people in that viral post died ages ago, were arrested under Obama, that none of this stuff is recent, none of this stuff is hidden information, this is all well known, it's all well documented, and I've seen some people try to defend it.
They'd be like, oh you're making fun of the fact that it was a Facebook post and you're ignoring the fact that it's true or whatever.
This is the thing.
That post, the information in it is probably true.
I mean, it's outdated, and it's public knowledge, but it's probably true.
But it doesn't matter.
Because Q is supposed to be more than reposting viral Facebook messages.
There's a reason why people devote ungodly numbers of hours trying to validate the legitimacy of Q as a super-secret spy that is saving the world from the global satanic pedibore ring.
We have Q-proofs, we have the decodes of all the cryptic weird bullshit that Q says when he puts There's a reason why we have to understand what Donald Trump's misspellings mean.
All of this stuff.
There's a reason why we have to understand what Donald Trump's misspellings mean.
All of this stuff, all of it, speaks to what Q aspires to, what Q claims to be, which is
this incredibly important, incredibly powerful, incredibly intimidating military intelligence
operation working at the highest levels of our government at the behest of the President
of the United States.
Bye.
That's why there's this cult of personality.
That is why there is all this bullshit going on about Q and if Trump knows him and this that and the other thing.
This is what brought people into this cult.
That you have a hero who will fight on your behalf and has the power and the ability to land punches against the bad guys.
They're not supposed to be your dumb racist grandfather retweeting shit on Facebook.
And you'll see QAnon centrists and other apologists say stuff like, oh I don't care who Q is, the person isn't important, the message is what's important.
That's not true.
Because the message is meaningless without the ability to enforce it.
The message is the same shit that the Illuminati New World Order people have been talking about for decades.
That shit is vigilant citizen.
That shit is a call for an uprising.
It's the same stuff they've been talking about for forever, about these hideously evil pedophiles who want to openly embrace Satan, openly commit pedophilia, openly do all of their evil, depraved, bad things, and they just need a little more time and a little more trickery and then they'll get what they want.
We're all going to be slaughtering babies and marrying eight-year-olds and there's nothing any of us can do about it because Lucifer will reign over the earth.
That was a subculture on the internet and in the world for forever.
And it wasn't very popular.
It didn't really grow and become something That had the ability to make people running for Congress say, you know who I want to get the votes of?
The Illuminati nutjobs.
I want to pander to the New World Order kooks.
That's what's going to put my ass in Congress.
That's what's going to get me elected over my opponents because there's enough people out there that believe in this shit.
And now we've got like some 80-something Q or QAnon adjacent psychopaths trying to pander to these people to obtain actual political power in our great republic.
That's QAnon.
And the whole point, the whole reason why QAnon gained that power Why it was able to grow and become more than the Illuminati was because of vengeance.
It was because you no longer had to wait for God to descend from the heavens and start throwing haymakers.
You didn't have to wait for Jesus to return to Earth.
You had God on earth or his avatar on earth in Donald Trump and you had his prophet on earth in the enigmatic queue decreeing what was going to happen and how the world was going to be saved.
So now all you had to do was trust the plan and enjoy the show And sooner rather than later Hillary Clinton was going to get dropped from the scaffold and her feet were going to dangle in the damp Cuban twilight.
So the message was proven to not be that popular.
It was proven to not be that big.
It was only augmented and increased By Donald Trump becoming their champion, becoming their hero.
And that was the spin that Q put on this whole thing to make it popular, make it important, make it political, and make it a movement that actually now has mainstream popularity and appeal to the point where people are asking the president, are you really the head of an internet death cult?
And if yes, could you please stop doing that?
So I mean, that's what we got here.
And this hero, this champion of these people, the great and powerful Q, is reposting viral Facebook posts.
Just so lazy.
So absolutely fucking useless.
It's... If I was a QAnon supporter, I'd be ashamed.
This would actually break me if I was a Q supporter.
I would just look at this and just say, this guy doesn't fucking care anymore.
This guy isn't even fucking trying.
And it would crush me.
It would absolutely crush me.
Because...
This is the problem with QAnon.
This is the real, terrible problem with it.
Is that that layer, that layer of vengeance, that layer of hope, that layer of retribution, that Donald Trump was going to smite your enemies, that was just slathered on to the cake of the Illuminati and the New World Order.
That's all it was.
Once that layer is gone, the layer below that remains.
That cake is still there.
The baby blood drinking sociopath murderers are still real.
Even if Donald Trump is not the champion they thought he was.
Even if Q isn't the hero they thought he was.
They still acknowledge that the bad guys are real and they're bad.
And when they call Florida for Biden on November 3rd, And oh boy, that's when there's going to be a lot of screaming and yelling.
There's going to be a lot of complaining.
Fox News today just came out with polls.
Really scary if you're in Team Trump.
Wisconsin, uncompetitive.
Arizona, uncompetitive.
North Carolina, Biden doesn't need it.
Biden ahead more than the margin of error.
This election is getting away from Donald Trump.
The polling is not showing the tightening which has been the media narrative for so long that eventually, eventually those Republican voters were going to come back home.
Eventually something was going to make the American people have misgivings about Joe Biden and take a second look at President Trump.
It's not happening.
And with all this bullshit being jerked around on their unemployment and the evictions and the fact that the economy is bad for people who are not involved in the stock market, all the chickens are coming home to roost now.
I think it will only get worse.
It will only become more damaging for Trump as we get closer and closer to the election.
Because COVID isn't going away.
The economy isn't going to improve.
All of the negative indicators against Donald Trump are only going to get more negative and more punishing.
And he will lose.
And then all hell will break loose.
Because Trump's defeat will signify the fall of the American Republic.
The death of freedom in our world.
The cabal will have triumphed.
Period.
Game's over.
And the people that are predicting the 50 state landslide, the people that are predicting all these other crazy things, they're going to be so devastated, so heartbroken, They're not going to know how to handle them.
They're not going to know how to deal with it.
And they're going to lash out, and it's going to be really bad.
It's going to be really, really, really, really, really bad.
So, get ready world, because shit is going to suck.
Period.
It's just going to be really bad.
And I worry about it.
I worry about it a real lot.
Because this is what happens when you radicalize people and you demonize their enemies and you make the out-group the supreme enemy and you make your in-group the avatars of good and light.
It is inevitable that this results in bloodshed.
It is inevitable that people get hurt as a result of this.
And that hurt is being kept at bay right now under the belief of the 50-state Trump landslide, and the supermajority in the Senate, and the reclaiming of the House, and the red wave that will wash over America and usher in the Trump Imperium.
November 3rd is when QAnon actually has to encounter reality.
It's when they have to deal with it.
And they're going to reject reality, not so much that Biden won, but they're going to reject that he won legitimately.
They're going to reject that this was a fair election.
They're going to declare that it was rigged, that they were cheated, that they were robbed, that America has been stolen by the cabal.
And that's going to be that.
I mean, it's going to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad.
It's going to be a ton of fun.
Then, today also, Donald Trump is talking about a vaccine coming out on November 1st.
This is a two Corinthians moment for Donald Trump, because he does not understand how much QAnon fucking hates the idea of a vaccine.
The more he promotes this vaccine, The more you are going to get the worst of both worlds for QAnon and this election.
Because the more Trump hypes a vaccine that's going to arrive just before the vote, the more it is going to alienate and offend QAnon.
Because he doesn't know that they're viciously and aggressively anti-vax.
He doesn't know their culture.
Dan Scavino might know their culture, but Dan Scavino is not going to be able to tell Trump, hey Don, don't talk up the vaccine.
It makes your voters really skittish, because Trump and the Republicans are looking for that Hail Mary pass to bring normal people into the Trump camp.
And if he can claim that he's got a vaccine for COVID and that he done did it, he thinks that'll work.
He thinks that will earn him votes from Joe Sixpack and Judy Punchclock and the people who don't know what QAnon is.
What he does not know is that the people who do know what QAnon is will lose their fucking minds.
And there's going to be a lot of talk about Donald Trump betraying them and selling them out.
And it's going to be ugly.
It's going to be a real fun series of events.
So, uh, keep lying about the vaccine, Donald.
I don't think many voters are going to believe you on the issue of the vaccine, and I do know that QAnon will be very unhappy with you about the vaccine.
Finally, for my conversations, so today I was hanging out with my girlfriend, and she was out with a friend.
And they were getting their nails and eyelashes done and all that kind of stuff.
A fun day out, getting beautiful and all that good stuff.
And it had been brought to my attention that the friend was a Trump supporter, which had been revealed to my girlfriend recently.
And so my girlfriend was finishing up her eyelashes So the friend was talking to me and she made a comment about how she was being outed as a Trump supporter and we talked and after a little while there was
A moment where she brought up the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers ruling the world in secret and that was when I just started laughing.
I was just so, so tickled by what had happened.
It was really, really hilarious to me.
That kind of stuff is just so funny.
And then we just kept talking and talking and then What happened?
She started bringing up Haiti and she started talking about Hillary Clinton kidnapping dozens and dozens of children and killing some of those children to drink their blood and This my girlfriend sent me this video clip which is has audio in it and and see what I can see. I'm going to replay that real quick.
At the end you can hear her screaming that it's not going on.
If you can hear that, and if you can't, I apologize, but the best part of the clip that my girlfriend sent me was it starts by me just yelling aggressively, yes, because I'm so pumped that I've run into a adrenochrome believer in the wild, as it were.
And we had a conversation and we talked and we decided to agree to disagree as it were because that's all you can do in these situations because I'm not going to convert her and she didn't know who I was so no one does.
I try to stay as much Bruce Wayne as possible or more to the point Clark Kent.
I'm not a rich suave billionaire as it were.
I'm the schlub.
So yeah.
So that was very fun.
But she made that comment.
I started laughing.
My girlfriend asked me if she was QAnon.
I told her that she was and then she screamed that she was not QAnon and that she was merely defending Haiti from the evil blood-drinking Clintons.
As one does.
So that was my night out with the lady and her friend.
So I've given you lucky so-and-sos about 20 minutes of delicious podcast content of me just rambling on.
So now it's time for me to dip into the mailbag, as it were, and see what is going on.
If you Skeptical Penguin says, can you do a year-end Poker and Politics award show podcast?
I've been watching our senior chemical, our senior chemist destroy trolls all day and she definitely deserves an award for it.
Haha.
Sure, if you want to, probably sometime in November I'll start like filling out a nominations phase and we will work it out.
We will figure out that kind of stuff.
uh an odd exit says i have a question why can't i stop firing uh three barrel bluffs people figure me out in like an hour and i go busto Um, that's a leak.
The first step is that you know you have a leak where you're three barrel bluffing and it's not working.
So you have to figure out all the things that are making your three barrel bluff not work.
Are you telling a reasonable story?
Are you attacking people who have stacks that are not pot committed after the first two bets so your third bet is kind of meaningless because they just have pot odds to call you anyways and they cannot be bluffed in that spot.
I mean poker as you know is aggressively about context and without incredible amounts of context you truly can't understand what is going on but I've three-barreled myself into oblivion many times I know how it is and It's just a thing where you have to figure out if you're telling a proper story and if you are doing things that could generate folds from good hands.
And if it is possible, then you're just getting unlucky that your three barrels aren't working or you're doing three barrels against people that just aren't calling stations.
It's an ineffective tactic because the player won't ever let it work.
So, just try to record your sessions, figure out what happened, and try to see why are they ineffective is the biggest question.
Why are they not working out in the long run?
And if you're getting figured out too much, then you're playing tougher games.
Better, softer games is a good idea.
Skeptical Penguin cheats and gets a second question, tsk tsk Skeptical Penguin, and says, do you think there's any coordination between Jim Rohn and any of the top Q influencers?
I notice Medic and Ron sometimes seem chummy.
I would definitely say that that, uh...
the world.
There is some levels of coordination because of the fact that you have Q retweeting all of these grifters like Joe M gets retweeted, Jordan Sather gets retweeted, Praying Medic gets retweeted.
All of these dirtbags get queued as the kids say these days.
And that is not something a military intelligence operation would ever do if they're trying to discover the truth and trying to enlighten America.
They would never be promoting grifting scum like these guys.
But if you're grifting scum and you're just trying to get your bros a little signal boost, that's exactly what you would do.
So I kind of think it's pretty painfully obvious, that kind of thing.
Um, Loretta, who, uh, gay pride flag, blue wave, I hate gaslighting, gay pride flag, blue wave.
Uh, if I could stop laughing long enough I'd think of a question, but I can't catch my breath long enough to have a coherent thought over the fact Watkins is using Facebook as QO's fact checker, team Deep State, and Antifa.
Yes, that is an appropriate reaction to this bullshit.
And the epiphany says, forward, forward, forward, exciting news, patriots.
That's QAnon now.
That's where we're at.
Really, really, really sad.
It's ridiculous.
So, uh, I'm out of gas.
It's a little light tonight on ye olde podcast, but I really just had one thing to talk about, and that was Jim Watkins just absolutely stepping on his own dick again in the most aggressive and stupid manner possible.
And God bless him for it, because QAnon deserves to be ridiculed and mocked for supporting this absolutely lazy sack of shit in every way you can imagine.
So I'm gonna wrap this up and get myself a bit of sleep because I have been just running myself ragged.
It is crazy.
It is absolutely crazy what has happened to the world in these past few weeks.
But I wouldn't change it for a thing.
60 days out or so from the election.
Make sure you're registered to vote.
Make sure your friends are registered to vote.
If you live in Massachusetts, vote yes on 2.
That ranked choice voting fixes the reason why we elected Trump in the fucking first place.
And right now, I just look at that ranked choice voting thing and I'm like, wow, this is such a dumb, niche, small thing.
And we're dealing with such an incredible, terrible situation.
And then I remember to myself that spoilers and the first-past-the-post system is how we got Trump in the first place.
And this isn't small.
This isn't insignificant.
This is a serious thing and it can have more benefits than just that alone.
It could actually lead to more parties having the capability of being elected, of actually not having the quote-unquote two-party paradigm rule our politics, which You can argue pro or con that, but I would like to be able to allow for other options to be presented to the American people and let them make the decision about it.
I love democracy in an unironic and deeply intense way.
So, yep, that's that.
I don't know exactly when I will post again, because work is going to be wild.
But I'll try to get something done at the absolute latest, Sunday night.
Might have something earlier this week.
If things break right, we'll find out.
And, uh... I got irons in the fire.
I got stuff going on.
I hope it pans out.
There's gonna be a lot of craziness going on.
Help out, stick around, join the ride, blah blah blah.
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