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| Hello everybody, Poker and Politics here. | |
| Today we're going to be talking about the shootings, which is so wonderful that we are living in a nation where the shootings is a topic we have to discuss. | |
| And beyond that, me and Major Dad have been going back and forth a little here on the Twitter-trons because he boldly unblocked me so that he could try to clout chase by fighting with me. | |
| And that's gone very well for him, and by well I mean terribly. | |
| And finally, of course, more dumb bullshit on the election because that's all people ever want to do is find a way to get incredibly upset about the election that, again, our guy's winning. | |
| That's the reality. | |
| I know people want to be nervous. | |
| I know people want to be scared. | |
| I know people want to talk about this state or that state that just won't go our way because some reason we'll deny it from happening. | |
| Seriously, we're winning. | |
| I know it's painful to acknowledge that, but we're winning. | |
| And there's a reason why Trump's doing all the shit he's doing, and it's because he knows he's losing. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| Anyhow, it's almost, it's past three in the morning, I'm very tired, so we're just gonna plow ahead! | |
| First of all, these shootings that have happened recently It is so ridiculous that one of the victims of the right wing nut that shot up those people in Wisconsin, he allegedly shot a pedophile. | |
| This is so dumb. | |
| This is such a stupid and absurd claim. | |
| That only people who don't care about evidence or facts or truth could ever in a million years make this claim. | |
| Just think how ridiculously perfect this fits the narrative that QAnon has been preaching for forever. | |
| This is such a stupid and obviously false claim and they don't care because it's something they really want to buy into and they want to believe it. | |
| And this is something that I deal with all the time. | |
| Anyone that engages with QAnon consistently will tell you that you are called a pedophile. | |
| Inevitably. | |
| It is part of life. | |
| That people will say, why are you defending pedophiles? | |
| Are you a pedophile? | |
| Because that's how this works. | |
| That's how they operate. | |
| Everyone is a pedophile. | |
| Everyone is out to abuse and assault children. | |
| Only the good, honest, and noble people of QAnon do not wish to do this. | |
| Only they are not depraved monsters. | |
| They're the good guys, you're the bad guys, and the bad guys go after kids and kill them and drink their blood after beating and torturing them to make the blood full of fear juice. | |
| Because that's how ridiculous their narrative is. | |
| So now people are getting shot in the street and lo and behold they're pedophiles. | |
| That's what's going to happen to people who die at the hands of QAnon. | |
| They will justify these deaths no matter what. | |
| Now, let's just say that this guy was somehow a pedophile when he got murdered. | |
| He was a free citizen. | |
| He had either served his time or was awaiting trial or whatever you will. | |
| You don't have a right to kill the person. | |
| Period. | |
| So the whole idea that, oh, that guy was a pedophile, so it's justified. | |
| No, it's not. | |
| A, he wasn't a pedophile, but even if he was, even if this ridiculous story somehow worked out, still not a justification or excuse for doing this. | |
| You can't just kill people and then hope they were bad guys after the fact. | |
| It's not how the American justice system works. | |
| I mean, imagine if some left-wing person shot a right-winger, some guy wearing a MAGA hat, and then left-wing Twitter was just like, oh, that guy committed a hate crime and started showing evidence that this guy had actually committed a hate crime, had screen grabs of some sort of hate crime registry. | |
| Wouldn't that be really convenient? | |
| Wouldn't that be ridiculously convenient? | |
| Oh, look! | |
| The bad guy that was killed by our good guy was really, really bad. | |
| He did the crimey thing that we don't like. | |
| It's so stupid. | |
| It's amazing they didn't call that old man that got thrown down by the cop a pedophile. | |
| They just said that he faked it and they came up with a blood-poor concoction device and they called him an antifa agitator and whatnot, will you? | |
| They didn't quite get to pedo with him, but I'm sure they were looking for it. | |
| I'm sure they were thinking to themselves, maybe we can call this guy a pedo. | |
| Maybe that'd be kind of cool because we hate our enemies and they can't just be our enemies. | |
| They can't just be a guy that was yelling at a dude and threw a bag at him which was then transmogrified into a Molotov cocktail and got killed. | |
| I mean period. | |
| This is so stupid. | |
| And I'm sure that the evidence is going to come out that Kyle is just a stupid murdering goon. | |
| I'm pretty positive he'll get convicted of being a stupid murdering goon and that will be the end of this story. | |
| Then we had the shooting in Portland. | |
| And I mean, it sucks. | |
| It sucks that anyone dies in these situations and it sucks that we're having this kind of violence happening and it sucks that we are struggling with this kind of thing. | |
| And this is what is going to be happening because these people, right-wing protesters, are becoming more and more militant and more and more agitated When you read QAnon now, people are getting pissed. | |
| They're getting pissed that nothing's happening. | |
| That the big payoff isn't being given to them. | |
| And they need it. | |
| They need the payoff sometime soon. | |
| Because waiting forever for your enemies to finally be brutally executed in Guantanamo Bay by the God Emperor It gets a little tiresome after a while. | |
| It gets a little annoying. | |
| You signed up with QAnon for results. | |
| You didn't sign up to lollygag and wait and suffer. | |
| You want victory and success and you want to bask in glory. | |
| You want to rub it in the noses of all the libs that you hate. | |
| That Obama and Hillary had their feet dangling in the damp Cuban twilight. | |
| That's what you're in this for. | |
| So why aren't we getting it? | |
| Why hasn't it happened yet? | |
| Why won't Trump crush his enemies and win? | |
| Those are great questions. | |
| Those are questions these people cannot answer. | |
| This is the problem with having a hero in the story. | |
| The hero has to save the day. | |
| If Metropolis is being destroyed building by building, street by street, by doomsday, and he's just punching and killing and murdering everyone within his field of vision, and the good people of Metropolis are screaming out, Superman save us! | |
| And Superman never shows up and Metropolis is just destroyed. | |
| That's not a very compelling story. | |
| That's not very engaging. | |
| The hero has to show up to save the day. | |
| And right now, these people are turning on the television and all they're seeing is Doomsday rampaging through the streets, killing and maiming and destroying. | |
| And they have Superman. | |
| Our story actually has a superhero that is here to save the day. | |
| That is here to take care of these problems. | |
| We're not living in a world without Superman. | |
| We're not living in a painful, agonizing, Bleak, dystopian hell. | |
| We are living in the vibrant world of QAnon, with Q-Team, the greatest heroes that could possibly exist, working behind the scenes, hand-in-hand with the God Emperor, Donald Trump, the most beloved president since John F. Kennedy. | |
| And... still no payoff. | |
| Still nothing happening. | |
| Speaking of the super-secret spy. | |
| Hasn't posted in four days. | |
| August 26th. | |
| Stupid Q-drop about sideways five-pointed stars. | |
| Taking a break. | |
| Riots in Portland. | |
| Shootings in Wisconsin. | |
| American carnage. | |
| The streets burning. | |
| America in turmoil. | |
| Where is the super-secret spy to give us the insider intel to make us feel better? | |
| Which Jordan Sather tweets should we look at to achieve guidance? | |
| Which Fox News television show should we listen to in order to learn the truth? | |
| Which articles by Sarah Carter or John Solomon should we be reading to find out what's going on in America? | |
| Help us, Jim Watkins! | |
| Help us with your low effort, low energy, lazy-as-fuck Q-drops! | |
| We need your fucking dull-ass bullshit to save us! | |
| Fuck Jim Watkins. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| FYI. | |
| So, uh, me and Major Dad have been having a little tussle recently. | |
| And, uh, this is one of those things we're gonna keep this on the down-low just between me and you on the podcast, as it were. | |
| He caught me in a misstep a couple days ago and really dunked on me because... | |
| When you catch a mistake, you gotta pounce. | |
| Especially when you are someone who acts in bad faith and has absolutely nothing to say. | |
| And I have been replying to him constantly now that I've been unblocked. | |
| I have just, I've just been talking to him all the time. | |
| And he's ignored me the vast majority of the time. | |
| But basically, what happened was, is he made a post about how if it had gone the other way, and if Kyle had been killed by leftist protesters, The story would not have been covered by the mainstream media. | |
| And I explained to him, I explained to Major Dad that obviously if a minority kills a white person, the justice system will work as it sees fit, as it's supposed to, and everything will work out great, and there'll be no real problems, blah, blah, blah. | |
| That's why that's not a big deal. | |
| And Major Dad was like, Ha! | |
| Got you! | |
| You misconstrued protester with minority Boom! | |
| Nailed it! | |
| You are the racist! | |
| Because Kyle didn't kill a minority, which makes you sad. | |
| You wish he shot someone who wasn't white because then you could scream, And he was right. | |
| I did conflict protester with minority because that was where my brain was at in that moment. | |
| But a protester killing a white guy with a gun that the cops had given water to and had given a brofist to, if that had happened, that protester, even if they were white, would have been killed on the scene or arrested immediately and they would not have been allowed to drive home and so on and so forth. | |
| So I was mistaken in sort of transfixing protester to minority and that was my big mistake. | |
| I made your dad jumped on me and started just calling me a racist and bashing my head around. | |
| He ignored every other time I had replied to him because he didn't have an answer to any of that. | |
| But here he was like, aw, he misstepped. | |
| Time to jump in. | |
| But the problem with Major Dad and all these dunder-headed sloths is that they get that... | |
| hit that dopamine kick from power owning a lib as it were and then he tries it again and he decided to step in a giant pile of dog shit by bitching about by claiming that oh yeah because he was like oh yeah we didn't wear masks to fucking deal with AIDS we didn't shut down businesses to deal with AIDS Because he and all these other assholes have been complaining about this stupid thing by the CDC about how only 6% of COVID deaths had no comorbidities in them and thus obviously all of those people were totally healthy and COVID didn't kill them. | |
| This has been an Alex Jones bullshit narrative. | |
| This has been a right-wing talking point bullshit narrative that people are dying with COVID they're not dying from COVID and that is to say that you get a heart attack and you die we claim it was COVID if you were COVID positive and so on and so forth but we're learning that COVID fucks you up in a million other ways other than respiratory it makes your people who get bad cases of COVID have their blood get all kinds of like slurry and thick and clotty and | |
| That absolutely can cause strokes and heart attacks and all kinds of other damage. | |
| COVID is fucking terrible. | |
| You really have to, uh, hope to not get a bad case because if you do, you can fucking die. | |
| And these people don't want to acknowledge that. | |
| They don't want to acknowledge the truth that there are degrees of COVID. | |
| There's the two weeks and you're fine COVID. | |
| And then there is the fucked up for months COVID. | |
| And then there's the fucking dead COVID. | |
| And these are all problems. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| It's a real thing. | |
| It's a real problem. | |
| And they don't want to acknowledge that. | |
| They never want to acknowledge it. | |
| But I was explaining to him that AIDS, in and of itself, actually didn't kill anybody. | |
| Because all it did was weaken your immune system so that opportunistic infections or viruses could kill you. | |
| And that's it. | |
| That's a comorbidity. | |
| It is a thing where the thing that actually does kill you, and everyone who has any coherence, knowledge, is not a fucking idiot stickler about these things, understands that AIDS kills people. | |
| It killed people. | |
| Period. | |
| But you're now getting into this rules lawyer bullshit Well, technically, AIDS didn't kill- Shut up. | |
| Because that's what these people are doing with COVID. | |
| They're like, COVID technically should- Shut up. | |
| COVID killed them. | |
| And you claiming otherwise is ghoulish and terrible. | |
| So fuck off. | |
| But this is how they operate. | |
| And what's really funny is if you actually look at Major Dad's dumb reply to me about how AIDS didn't ever kill anybody and how he would claim AIDS at a 0% fatality rate if it was the current crisis of our day... | |
| He got very little positive, uh, reply feedback. | |
| Almost all of the replies he got was, uh, people who he hasn't blocked yet dragging him, uh, and me dragging him. | |
| Well, I asked, I just asked him a question. | |
| Do you think that AIDS and COVID are transmitted the same way? | |
| And, uh, he will, by the way, never fucking answer that question because, uh, he knows that if he answers it he will look like a bigger moron than he already is. | |
| But I'm going to keep this up with Major Dad because he's hilarious and he's not going to help himself. | |
| He's going to continue to engage with me and because he is a QAnon supporter, which means that he is absolutely always and totally fucking wrong about everything, I will have a good time with it and I also enjoy actually being able to post and have his followers see what I'm saying. | |
| I actually got one of his followers to agree with me that Donald Trump is part of the cabal today and that comment that person made got a couple likes which was fun! | |
| I mean again the problem with having a hero in the story is that the hero actually does have to save the day and Again, Major Dan says, like, 6% COVID! | |
| Murgle, murgle! | |
| And it's a re-open America! | |
| Well, hey, you figured it out. | |
| You solved the puzzle. | |
| You know the truth about COVID. | |
| Why doesn't the President know the truth about COVID? | |
| Shouldn't be that tough. | |
| I've said this before, but it's really funny when you have a Joey Lotsinumbers on Twitter bitching about something and the fact that the people in the arena, the people actually fighting the good fight, don't do the thing that Joey Lotsinumbers knows is true. | |
| They're like, oh Obama's birth certificate's fake, why isn't McKean going after him? | |
| At least on some level you could try to make an excuse for John McCain not going after Obama's birth certificate because either McCain's a moron, doesn't know any better, or he's in on the plot. | |
| You can always find a way to excuse why the person who's actually fighting the fight blows it. | |
| Because they don't know any better, or they're an evil and working hand-in-hand with the bad guy who has a fake birth certificate. | |
| You can't do that with Donald Trump because he's the head of Q-team. | |
| He's the God Emperor. | |
| He is in on it. | |
| He knows the truth that you know. | |
| Because he's the leader of your conspiracy theories. | |
| So what the fuck? | |
| How can he not be doing the right thing? | |
| Because he has the intelligence you have. | |
| He's given you that intelligence through Project Looking Glass where he scryes the timelines like Doctor Strange to find out how to get America to the path of ultimate victory. | |
| It's really something to behold. | |
| It's incredible, really. | |
| This is how absurd it is. | |
| So yeah, that's a ton of fun. | |
| Also, lastly, more election panic bullshit. | |
| I'm seeing talk about, oh, the prediction markets. | |
| Oh no, the prediction markets. | |
| They're all kind of going crazy. | |
| Trump's closing up the ground between him and Biden. | |
| And if the people putting down their cold hard cash think that Trump's doing better now and rallying, surely that means that the polls are going to tighten and that Trump is eventually going to be within striking distance and then on election day he'll steal it again just the way he snuck in and got the W against Hillary four years ago. | |
| First of all, these prediction markets are really stupid. | |
| They're not really They're not scientific. | |
| They're not something where you're getting nothing but educated, smart, sharp money. | |
| Going into them in an effort to make a play. | |
| You're dealing with people who are just gamblers. | |
| They're just gamblers who feel like doing a little gambling because it's entertainment. | |
| It's fun and they don't bet on sports. | |
| They bet on politics. | |
| This is how this works. | |
| It's just Silly punting as it were for people that feel like having a little skin in the game having a little fun investing and goofing off and Trying to pick a couple winners try to make a few bucks back in their their horse Right now | |
| Joe Biden, you can buy Biden winning the presidency at 58 cents. | |
| And if he wins, you get a dollar for every 58 cent share you bought. | |
| Trump is 45 cents. | |
| So if you buy Trump, you net 55 cents. | |
| If you buy Biden, you net 42 cents. | |
| Now what's really funny about this is if you look at the, they also have the Electoral College map and you can just pick each state. | |
| And let me tell you there is some stupid amount of value here. | |
| For each state. | |
| You can bet New Mexico and Colorado at $0.88 and $0.89 for Biden to win. | |
| So you're just getting a $0.10 or $0.12 profit on there. | |
| You can buy Nevada at $0.78 for Biden to win. | |
| 10 or 12 cent profit on there. You can buy Nevada at 78 cents for Biden to win. That's | |
| 22 cents worth of profit right there because Biden's going to win Nevada. Minnesota, right now, | |
| predicted is giving you, they're giving you dollars for 66 cents on | |
| On Minnesota. | |
| I don't think Minnesota is very competitive. | |
| Minnesota is going for $0.66. | |
| Michigan, which is a crazy battleground state, you can get Michigan for $0.65. | |
| So they're just giving away Minnesota. | |
| That's pretty cool. | |
| If you think that Biden is going to blow the doors off of Trump, Right now, you can get North Carolina at $0.42 on the dollar for Biden. | |
| You can get Texas at $0.25 on the dollar for Biden. | |
| You can get Georgia at $0.33 for Biden. | |
| These are all obviously stretch goals for Biden. | |
| He doesn't need these states to win the election, but they're possible. | |
| You can get Ohio for $0.32 for Biden. | |
| Iowa is $0.28 for Biden. | |
| North Carolina, $0.42 for North Carolina. | |
| is 28 cents for Biden. | |
| North Carolina, 42, I said North Carolina already, but yeah, 42 cents for North Carolina. | |
| And what's really funny is right now, just on the predicted map, and you | |
| need 270 electoral votes to win. | |
| The predicted map, as it stands right now, has Biden winning 319 electoral votes. | |
| So Biden is winning so comfortably that he can lose Florida and still win the presidency, and yet he is in the overall polling, in the overall predicted market field, he is 58 cents, which it just goes to show you the inequity of the polls. | |
| It's really funny that this is how it's set up. | |
| The prediction markets are not powerful and they're not incredibly accurate. | |
| They are just a way to gamble and they're fun. | |
| And these dumb stories that crop up as a result of prediction markets are in a way influenced by people who want to influence the election by influencing prediction markets. | |
| In 2012, there was a dude who sunk four million dollars into Mitt Romney winning the presidency in prediction markets. | |
| And it tilted the markets to the point where Romney was favored to win the presidency in the markets. | |
| And that generated a lot of press that, oh, look at these prediction markets! | |
| Romney's surging! | |
| There must be something going on! | |
| Now, I wouldn't have any way to actually prove or claim that this was real, but Imagine what you think the amount of press you could get for that would be worth. | |
| And would it be worth four million dollars to do that? | |
| Possible. | |
| So I totally think that it was within the realm of possibility that someone said to themselves, I'm going to do this because it will generate press that will help Mitt Romney in the long run. | |
| So that's Pretty much a given. | |
| It's pretty much just really silly that we have that kind of thing going on. | |
| These prediction markets have so many silly things. | |
| You can bet on... Will Hillary Clinton run for president right now in 2016? | |
| You can buy no at 96 cents. | |
| So you're getting a six cent profit if you bet on that. | |
| Will Michelle Obama run for president? | |
| You can get a $0.03 profit if you want to buy that. | |
| That's only $0.97. | |
| Will Donald Trump drop out before November 1st? | |
| You can buy that for $0.04. | |
| If you are a Tom J. Chicago follower of Trump Dementia Twitter, right now you are getting a crisp $0.96 return on a $0.04 investment. | |
| On the Trump dropout before the election. | |
| Will Ted Cruz run? | |
| You're only getting a 1% return on investment on that one. | |
| 99 cents, he will not run. | |
| Will Eric Holder run for president? | |
| 98% no. | |
| Will Mark Cuban run? | |
| Will Mark Zuckerberg run? | |
| Will Cuomo run? | |
| There's a giant list of people Will Donald Trump switch parties? | |
| You can bet on that. | |
| Will Biden run for president? | |
| Well, have a naughty run. | |
| This is such a goofy, dumb, silly thing where people can speculate and just run bullshit. | |
| Just take flyers on crazy bets. | |
| Look for value plays or just bet their horse, as it were. | |
| Just, I'm betting Trump because Trump's the man. | |
| So, do not let the prediction markets have any impact on your brain. | |
| Do not let your heart be troubled by this bullshit, because that's exactly what it is. | |
| It is bullshit. | |
| Just keep your brain happy. | |
| Stay away from this nonsense. | |
| Now, if the battleground states pulls Titan and all this other horse shit, then yeah, you can get sweaty. | |
| Yeah, you can freak out. | |
| Right now, no reason. | |
| No reason at all. | |
| It's silly. | |
| It's people finding excuses to stress over shit. | |
| Imagine if Biden was losing. | |
| Imagine if Biden was down 10 instead of up 10. | |
| I mean, Jesus Christ. | |
| This website would be insufferable. | |
| People would be just out of their minds. | |
| We're winning and people are out of their goddamn minds. | |
| It's really amazing. | |
| And then you go to QAnon. | |
| We have us rational, nice, good, honest people on our side and then you go look at QAnon and they're just fucking throwing shit at walls and screaming and yelling and they're talking about 50 state landslides. | |
| I mean just, it's just that. | |
| It's just, that's how absurd they are. | |
| They're just, they're just nutty people They're not even connected to reality in any way, shape, or form. | |
| And they're happy. | |
| They're happy to be completely unmoored from reality. | |
| So now it is time for the questions. | |
| Skeptical Penguin asks, after the Q-drop started in late 17 on 4chan, how long did it take for it to start getting traction on Facebook and Twitter and other social media sites? | |
| I have no idea. | |
| I really don't know because I was kind of late to the party on QAnon. | |
| It was a sort of not... Oh, wow. | |
| Dead Air is a good podcast. | |
| Yeah, it was something that I had not I wasn't engaged on fully until sometime in 2018. | |
| My Twitter says that I first logged on in August of 2018. | |
| So I was like seven or eight months behind the curve on when QAnon got popular, started taking root as it were. | |
| That's something for the old-timers, the first ones, to know better than I because I wasn't there for the start. | |
| I had heard of QAnon kind of through the grapevine and decided I needed to get engaged on it and start looking into it more and so I did. | |
| But for how it monestetized and spread from 4chan to outside social media networks, I don't know. | |
| I don't know who the, beyond the whole Tracy Beans, Paul Ferber, Coleman Rogers, Troika of propagandists, I don't know how it moved and manipulated in that Adrenochrome Drinkers for Trump says, after this whole QAnon mess dies out, would you consider taking your debunking skills somewhere else to help fight BS? | |
| I know the UFO field could really use your help, although it's a much smaller battlefield. | |
| UFO stuff is really funny to me because, as someone pointed out, with the advent of smartphones, UFOs Should be really easy to find nowadays and mysteriously they are not. | |
| We had all these UFOs in the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s and then the 2000s rolled around and now suddenly everybody had a camera in their phones and a video recorder in their phones and UFOs went bye-bye! | |
| So yeah, UFO debunking is fun. | |
| It's a real thing that does have to happen, but at the moment UFO people are way less likely to kill people than QAnon people, so that's where we are. | |
| They're the Bigfoot, Flat Earth kind of people. | |
| They're seen as harmless and they kind of are, so that's UFO land, as it were, I guess. | |
| Winslow asks, what do they think the Watkins role is in all of this? | |
| Man, that's tough in the sense that you have to actually accept reality to acknowledge that the Watkins play such a huge role in QAnon and what it is. | |
| So you kind of have to I think that basically Q-team went to them and told them that it's very important that 8chan and 8kun stay up and operational so that the truth can get out to the public to save the world and all that shit. | |
| And having to acknowledge that opens up so many cans of worms that I don't think that QAnon is really intellectually honest enough to do those things. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| Fun. | |
| I would love to have... I might ask Major Dad that. | |
| I might be like, hey, Major Dad, what's the Watkins role in all of this? | |
| Why them? | |
| Why them of all people? | |
| Why does the fate of the world rely on them? | |
| And couldn't we have found a better website? | |
| Couldn't Q just get a PGP key and save the world, not on the haven of lolliporn and Nazis? | |
| I guess there's a suggestion. | |
| I mean, I don't know. | |
| I'm not trying to save the world, so I don't know any better. | |
| Everything is awful, which is an accurate statement. | |
| It says, can you think of any way we can steal some narratives back? | |
| QAnons and Brentwood nutjobs always manage to get the jump on narratives and we just sit around playing defense. | |
| Like where do they get to be the Patriots? | |
| Why do they get the flag? | |
| Why are we all pedos? | |
| I don't really worry about those kinds of things because I They tarnish their own words and they lessen the impact of their slurs. | |
| Patriot now is like kind of synonymous with idiot in the internet. | |
| Calling everyone a pedo is such boy who cried wolf bullshit that it's really just stupid. | |
| It's such a bad idea because you're devaluing what pedophilia is. | |
| You're devaluing the actual abuse of children. | |
| As for the flag, wave the flag. | |
| Fuck them. | |
| It's your flag. | |
| It's our flag. | |
| It's America's flag. | |
| Wave the flag proudly. | |
| Say I'm an American. | |
| And wave it with gold trim to really piss them off. | |
| Nah, I don't even do that. | |
| Have a trim-less flag. | |
| Have a nice, true American flag with no maritime law already bullshit on it. | |
| But, I mean, just say you're a patriot. | |
| Say that you're standing for what America truly is about. | |
| Free speech, self-expression, all those good things. | |
| They're the ones who get pissed off when people kneel for the anthem and all that kind of stuff. | |
| They're the people that exist only for performative patriotism. | |
| They uh they live in the world of like just America can never be criticized or questioned or anything and blind obedience is the only way to exist and that's a horrible way to live and no true uh professional no true uh American as it were would ever want to live that way. | |
| I don't know why I said professional. | |
| Professional sport comes from my brain or something. | |
| That was an odd slip of the tongue as it were. | |
| Um, and, uh, Mrs. Garrison, are you going to debate him? | |
| Must hear that one. | |
| God, I wish Major Dad would never get on that podcast with me. | |
| That would be hilarious if he ever did a phone call. | |
| Because I'd just be like, hey, Major Dad, Q-Drop 1, let's go over that. | |
| Okay, we did Major, we did Q-Drop 1. | |
| Q-Drop 998, let's talk about the Jews for a little while. | |
| How you looking there, Major Dad? | |
| Not so good, huh? | |
| How about Michelle Obama being a guy? | |
| Let's talk about that for a little while. | |
| Where's your evidence? | |
| Oh, she danced on Ellen! | |
| Yeah, that's really good. | |
| How about you produce a person who knew her before she transitioned? | |
| Can you do that? | |
| Can you show me a photo of her before she transitioned? | |
| I mean, I got all these photos of her as a child, where she's a little girl, she's in grade school, then she's in high school, then she's in college, then she's dating Obama, And then she's the first lady. | |
| She's the mother of a couple kids. | |
| We have her entire family history. | |
| Them talking about her childhood. | |
| I've got all that evidence on my side. | |
| Transitioning does take a long time. | |
| So, uh, you got any photos of her? | |
| Like, I don't know, in her twenties when she Didn't have boobs, as it were? | |
| I mean, that's crass and awful to say, but if she was a guy and she was transitioning, it would definitely be those photos. | |
| They would exist. | |
| So, bring them up. | |
| Show them to me. | |
| I mean, this whole thing is, again, obviously, requires that she did not complete the transition surgically, as it were, because she's got a penis! | |
| Waka waka! | |
| Which... Okay, so let's see some of those childhood photos or anything. | |
| Can you give me anything? | |
| Just anything at all that would prove your case. | |
| The period of time in her life where she transitioned. | |
| Anyone who can talk to knowing Mike Robinson, as it were, in her college, where she obviously registered as a woman, her high school, where she was in the girls' gym classes and showered with the girls, all of this. | |
| Anything? | |
| Can you contradict any of it? | |
| Can you show me where I'm wrong here? | |
| Cause I got all that and you've got her dancing on the Ellen Show and also, uh, the whole thing where, um, Joan Rivers said she was a guy. | |
| Oh, and then there was a couple other times where she adjusted her dress and that meant she was grabbing her dick because you people are children. | |
| Literal fucking children. | |
| So, uh, that's me. | |
| I am melting now, much like the Wicked Witch of the West. | |
| I am very tired. | |
| Sir, I am going to shamble away now. | |
| I will talk to you all again in a couple days, most likely, about whatever the hell is going on then that will be really bad. | |
| Unless the Boston Celtics are kicking a lot of ass. | |
| And then I'll be talking about the Celtics and the Las Vegas Golden Knights. | |
| And it'll be a sports ball podcast that will get NO RATINGS! | |
| Because you're not here to listen to me talk about sports ball. | |
| You're here to listen to me talk about QAnon and how terrible it is. | |
| And I go where my bread is buttered. | |
| So that podcast will actually not happen. | |
| Until the Celtics win the NBA title and the Golden Knights win the Stanley Cup. | |
| And then you're getting that podcast and you're gonna fucking like it! |