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May 16, 2020 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Q is dumb, make people read them

I talk yell about Dinesh D'Sousa for a bit before talking about how dumb QAnon and Q are and then stumble across my newest idea for how to bluepill normies. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello everyone, Poker and Politics here.
Today we're going to be talking about how deeply wrong Q and all of QAnon are about everything, which could be a 30-minute podcast every day, pretty much.
And I also want to talk about what I consider the missing prophet.
How Q vanishes from QAnon whenever it is convenient for them to disappear him.
Want to do a quick aside at the start here to talk about my good friend Dinesh D'Souza and the fact that he decided to weigh in on the hot button controversial topic of, is Michelle Obama a guy?
And his answer on that was, I'm not going to get into it!
Which is so awesome because it shows you what is acceptable for QAnon lunatics.
Aka the people that actually listen to Nash D'Souza to believe what he is telling them is the truth and what is acceptable in the public life of a right-wing grifter.
Calling Michelle Obama a man is something that will get you removed from Fox News, at least for the moment.
Give it a few more years, it probably won't.
But it's 2020.
We have an election to win for Donald Trump.
We've got to keep America great, even though he hates that slogan and would rather make America great again, which admits that his first four years kind of sucked.
So, much as Fox News pushed Glenn back off the air because he was getting a little too spicy for them, now is not the time to go on Twitter and say that Michelle Obama is a man.
But, you also know that a lot of the people that follow you really think she's a man, and they're gonna be really mad if you put your foot down and say she's not, so you have to plead the fifth.
You have to say, look, ah, the Michelle Obama being a man thing, I don't want to engage on it.
Because you're a coward.
You're a coward that doesn't want to take a side because you know if you take one side you lose fans and if you take the other side they're not going to let you go on Tucker Carlson anymore because even Tucker has some level of standards.
So I will, I saved that tweet of Dinesh's and I will never stop posting it whenever I see anything from him.
I'm probably going to have to throw that to Kevin Krause today and say, hey Kevin, did you see what Dinesh said?
That hero, the hero of the basketball that you dunk all the time that is Dinesh D'Souza?
He couldn't even explain why Michelle Obama is a woman to his fan base because he knew that that would piss them off.
So anyhow, quick move into these idiots in QAnon are so incredibly wrong about everything.
It's mind-blowing.
You have incarnated moron talking about being up 17 to nothing in the bottom of the ninth.
And the thing that really made me laugh about that was not only that he was wrong about the bottom of the ninth and all that stuff, but He declares that the Patriots are up 17-0 in the bottom of the ninth and the bases are loaded and Donald Trump is at the dish and he's doing the Babe Ruth.
He's calling a shot.
He's going to hit a home run.
Wouldn't that make the score 21-0?
And 21 is not a cool cue number.
If you were going to do this dumb exercise, wouldn't you have stated that it was 13-0?
And that Trump was striding to the plate and calling his shot with the bases loaded?
That he was about to hit a grand slam to make it 17-0?
They can't even get the details right.
Even the small details.
The bottom of the ninth fuck-up is bad enough.
But the fact that he's going to have Trump break the sacred 17.
It's just, it's so ridiculous how stupid these people are.
It's mind-blowing.
And then you had Major Patriot faking a Thomas Jefferson quote.
Whenever you see anyone from QAnon quoting a founding father, You can almost be assured it is a lie.
I mean, the only thing they ever get right is the whole tree of liberty has to be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
That's about the only one that they can even have a hope in hell of getting accurate.
But beyond that, their complete and total misunderstanding of American history, of American culture, of everything, is truly mind-blowing.
It's ridiculous how stupid these people are.
And then you have Q, our erstwhile hero, Bricking another Q drop where he posted a fake D5 stamp on the declassification letter that was posted.
And I've seen the letter elsewhere and there's no D5 on it.
So again Q is faking things.
Q is bullshitting his audience.
Q is lying and he's lying overtly.
He doesn't care that he's gonna get caught lying because it doesn't matter.
These people will buy in no matter what Q does to them.
There's no accountability for Q ever under any circumstances.
He can do whatever he wants.
He can say whatever he wants and they will not question him.
The last time I remember there being real pushback on Q was when he accused Patton Oswalt of being a pedophile and posted a fake tweet stating that Patton was at Comet Ping Pong and this was very swiftly debunked as being fake and Anon on the chans was like, Q's making us look bad!
And Q, for whatever reason, because Q is completely devoid of shame, I actually decided to reply to the guy, and his reply was basically, look, in the greater context of things, Patton Oswalt still is a pedophile.
These people still are a global satanic pedophile ring.
I just happened to use a fake tweet to prove the point, but hey, the falsifying evidence to convict a guilty is no crime here.
Come on, get with the program.
So, I mean, that's the thing, is that this thing, They didn't push back on.
There was, let's call it, unease when Q lost his mind about the California presidential primary for the Republican Party, uh, and not understanding how it was working.
I remember, like, praying medic and a few other people being like, well, Q was saying some stuff here, but, uh, well...
These kinds of things, you know, they happen.
That's the way of the world.
Q sometimes just goes on a little tangent and we just appreciate our super secret spy trying to save the world.
Good on you little buddy, but uh yeah I think you, I don't know, might be a little off on this one.
They didn't go so far as to actually call Q wrong.
But they tried to make it a tangential point, that Q is talking about voter fraud, we have to be on guard for it, watching for it.
When Q is actually like, they're rigging this primary, look at this document, oh my god!
Because Q's too stupid to understand that the thing that got mailed out was to an independent voter, and independent voters are not allowed to vote in the Republican presidential primary in California, because the Republican Party themselves made it a closed primary.
So if you wanted to vote in that primary, you had to switch your registration to Republican, and then you could do so.
That's it.
The party set the rules, not the cabal-led California deep state.
It wasn't them.
Jesus.
So...
and uh they all everyone just sort of like just walked away from the uh the spirit cooking cue drop when when when that cue drop came down they were everyone was just sort of like nothing to see here cue's lost his fucking mind yep We're gonna talk about Marina Abramovich and other stuff like that, but we're gonna ignore the fact that this idiot was triggered by some edgelord vegans on Facebook and a GeoCities era webpage.
That is all stock photos of the staff.
Yep, we're just gonna pretend that didn't happen.
That Q drop went right down the memory hole because there was no justification for it.
It was totally wrong.
But, uh, so they don't ever hold him to account and that is part of why I call Q the missing prophet.
And what I mean by this is When you actually look at what is obviously QAnon media, when you look at Out of Shadows, when you look at Joe M's QAnon A Plan to Save the World, when you look at Praying Medic's QAnon for Beginners series, even Fall of the Cabal, which does get into Q a bunch,
There's still not an incredibly large amount of Q-drops in it, and the lady that made Fall of the Cabal goes out of her way to aggressively edit and distort Q-drop 1 to lie about its contents.
Oh, and also that QAnon for Beginners thing that got posted at American Thinker and then got shipped over to Zero Hedge, that red-pilling article also No Q-drops.
At the end they have a little like section of like quotes and phrases Q likes to use but they don't actually give you anything that Q's actually said beyond the slogans and platitudes.
And the reason for this is they know that Q is terrible and wrong about everything and they don't want to show you what Q actually has to say until you're so hooked on this crap That you're willing to listen to their interpretations of Q. They have to explain Q to you before you actually read the Q drops, because if you read the Q drops directly, you would see that Q was a fraud.
So they want to put that layer between you and their prophet.
They've got to shield him from you or else you will reject him.
And they know this.
So they have to gussy it up.
They have to make it seem bigger than it really is.
A lot of people have pointed this out, and I've said it before, it's a lot like Xenu in Scientology.
Only the thing that's hilarious is that Xenu was a well-kept secret for a long time, until people who left Scientology were like, here's what they actually tell you when you get to level 10 Thetan.
And everyone's like, wow, that's fucking ridiculous.
Scientology's dumb as shit.
This is the thing, is that really, honestly, and I just thought about this, this is a, I don't know if you would call this an epiphany, but it was a moment of vision that I had.
If you know someone who says, oh, I listened to this print medic guy, or oh, I saw QAnon on the plane that saved the world, or blah, blah, blah, I am hearing about QAnon and I am interested because I am a person who is susceptible to conspiracy theories.
What you should do with them, honestly, is you and them together go to qanon.pub or qmap.pub and you start from the beginning and you just go through the first 72 Qdrops in sequence and you just talk about them.
You talk about Qdrops 1 and 2 and Hillary getting arrested and how that didn't happen and her being detained and that not happening.
Her passport being flagged.
Then you go into the whole, my enemies are satanists, and you talk about how that's ridiculous.
Then you read how Podesta and Huma are about to be arrested.
And how Q keeps building it up, building it up, building it up.
And what's really cool in those first 72 drops is there's many Q drops where Q's like, I'm outta here, bye!
Because Q knows what is coming on November 3rd is nothing.
Q knows that there's no payoff to the bullshit that he's preaching.
So a good few times, Q just looks the situation and says, okay, I've said my piece.
I gotta get out of here.
Godspeed, patriots, good luck, and leaves.
And what's really funny about that is, is that there's so many people who will tell you that Q's longevity and consistency proves that he is real because there were all these other fake insider Anons before him that just came and went after a couple weeks.
Like FBI Anon, Mega Anon, There was others but that was a big thing on the chans was someone pretending to have inside information and claiming that like all the bad guys aka the liberals were about to go down.
And Q was running the same scam and he was running it on a tight timeline.
The first Q drop was on October 28th 2017 and By November 1st, 2017, he made it abundantly clear that it was all going to end on November 3rd, 2017.
October 31st is when he gave the whom, the Podesta is indicted on November 3rd and Huma will be indicted on November 6th.
But then he kind of ratcheted up the timeline to be like, look, November 3rd, you're going to start seeing some shit.
We're going to start dropping some bows.
He declared, get the popcorn Friday and Saturday we'll deliver on the MAGA promise.
POTUS knows he must clean out his government in order to free up and demonstrate who has authority in order to pass important legislation.
This was always the priority.
Remember, AG Sessions cannot look like an impartial player.
That is out to get all Obama, former Obama team members as we need him for other important work.
All will come into focus and for anyone who, for anyone to think POTUS is not in control is kidding themselves.
Also he is 100% insulated from, insulated with zero risk of impeachment bracket fact end bracket period.
You'll notice that he bricked the word impartial.
He meant to mean he cannot look like a partial player who is out to get Obama's officials.
He wants to look impartial.
So that was on the 31st and Friday and Saturday that year would have been the 3rd and the 4th.
And this is the thing is that Q Right from the jump is just spamming all these messages on these days.
Just so many Q drops.
on november 1st 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 he does 18 q drops on november 1st
first.
The most famous of them being Q-Drop 34, the Q-Clearance Patriot Drop, where he declares that there's going to be martial law, the National Guard is going to rush in and crush the deep state in D.C.
President Trump is going to be on Air Force One broadcasting through the emergency broadcast system.
It's going to be hell on earth.
The Great War is upon us.
It's going to be a fight to the death to save America and the world from the Cabal.
He repeatedly, in Qdrop 33 and in Qdrop 35, sandwiching this, both of them, it feels like he's trying to leave.
Qdrop 33, he says, I'm hopeful my time spent here was not wasted.
Past tense, he's leaving.
Note, few if any shills inside this thread.
Reason for that, it's being monitored, recorded, and analyzed.
And don't want the clutter.
Take good care.
God bless.
He's getting out of here.
Then whoever's running the account freaks out.
It's like, no, no, no, keep keeping them up, keep keeping them up.
Do the crazy Q-drop 34.
So crazy Q-drop 34 happens, and then he goes to 35, and in 35 he basically reiterates what happens in 34, and then gets all Christian and biblical about it.
And it closes it with, the spillover in the streets will be quickly shut down.
Look for more false flags.
Stay alert.
Be diligent.
And above all, please pray.
Quote, for God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him shall not perish, but have eternal life.
Love is patient, love is kind.
God bless my fellow Americans.
And then he ends with 41020, which is the initials of Donald Trump in alphanumeric code.
And at one point, I believe he got so angry that people didn't figure that out very quickly that he literally spelled it out for them.
Because he's like, you stupid dum-dums, that was a Trump sign.
He actually, he dropped 40 immediately.
He was like, oh yeah, by the way, 410.20, you stupid morons.
But this was the, this was the whole point was that He's trying to get out because he knows that this thing is going to bomb out so hard that he doesn't want to be left holding the bag.
He's trying to escape.
He's trying to make his getaway.
But then he just can't help himself.
The people that are running this scam are just so into it and so happy that they're getting what engagement they were getting.
They're like, you know what?
Let's just keep it rolling.
Let's just keep it rolling, even though that when we wake up on November 3rd, nothing's going to happen and we're going to look really bad.
We're going to have not done anything.
And then they get the bailout.
And the bailout is not even something they came up with.
The bailout is an Anon thinking that what happened in Saudi Arabia Was the takedown.
On November 4th, and Anand says, wait, wait, wait, go back to the post about the families that run everything and Trump taking one out.
Was one of them the Saudi family?
Seriously?
Because that makes this a happening.
I remember the phrasing not making sense, but I was like, oh, does he mean that DT took out the Clintons?
But the Clintons were on the list as remaining, so I don't know who was taken out.
And then Q was like, very smart, Anand.
This information is real.
Distraction is necessary.
Saudi Arabia is the primary, U.S.
is secondary, Asia slash EU, Alice in Wonderland, Q. So they had nothing.
They were just going to keep spamming and flailing and hoping they could keep things
going but then someone else gave them the story that they could claim they cleaned out
Saudi Arabia.
They could claim that MBS's takedown of all of his enemies was the path to victory for
the patriots against the cabal.
And so that gave him a new lease on life and literally everything since November 4th, 2017
Because the quality of the Q drops drops directly off a cliff.
They don't have a narrative.
They don't have a focus.
They just latch on to things and then run with them until they inevitably fail and then move on to the next thing.
And that's all QAnon's ever been.
So just walk them through those drops.
Walk them through them and if they still want to believe, they believe.
But if that's the thing, it's like showing a Scientologist Xenu from the start.
The moment they walk into the lobby of the giant Scientology offices You just screamed at them.
Xenu is a space demon thingamabobber that was in a volcano and it brainwashed our souls into watching videos of Jesus and Muhammad and Buddha and all this other stuff and that's what they actually believe.
This is the fucking shit these morons believe.
Run for your life before they charge you $50,000 to get your fucking Thetan level higher.
And it might work, it might run them out of there.
So, this is my new answer to anyone who's like, oh, I got a family member, I got a friend, I got someone who's like falling into QAnon.
How do I save them?
Because my old answer would always be get them offline for an hour or two, or a week.
Get them offline.
Get them away from the computer.
Unplug them.
Well, now in Hellworld it's really hard to get unplugged.
You can't go camping for a week now in Hellworld.
Because people are going to be like, hey, what are you doing out in public?
You're going to catch the Rona and die.
So it's not good.
It's not good.
Can't get them offline.
So instead of getting them offline, the best way to do it is just drive them directly to queue, make them read his crap from the jump, and then just see what happens.
See what happens from there and just move along.
Be, like, read over it yourself and be ready.
It's like an atheist debating a Christian.
The best way to be ready for it is to read the Bible.
If you read the Bible, it gives you all the information you need to point out exactly what the Bible actually says, so when they don't say the right things, you can point out, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is where it says that, and this is where it says that, and blah, blah, blah.
You have to play in their sandbox in order to be able to be effective at debunking and disproving them.
So this was a quite the digression but I was I'm happy for it because it really kind of got me in a good spot because I like it.
I like this mindset.
I like this idea.
I'm gonna have to I'm going to be the greatest QAnon convert ever.
In the history books these people always talk about, they'll be like, the debunker of poker and politics swelled our ranks in ways we could never have imagined.
We thank him so much for his stupid attempts to prevent the truth from getting out and his misguided failed mission to make people read the truth and see it and believe it and they did.
And I'll be like, damn, didn't see that coming.
Oh well, tough break.
I did what I thought was best at the time and I obviously made mistakes.
But the other thing about Q being the missing prophet, besides the fact that they don't want you to read it, ever, until you're completely already bought in, is that Q is blameless when he is wrong.
And what is so funny, I see all these people pissing and moaning about the vote by mail plans that these states are undertaking.
To try to conduct this election in November in a way that will not be a public health risk.
They're trying to encourage people to find ways to vote remotely so we will not have outbreaks of coronavirus.
And this has inflamed and outraged QAnon because they see Republicans are complaining about vote by mail so they have to complain about it and the standard argument is it is unsecure and that this will lead to corruption.
Now even if it was true, even if it was true that the Democrats were trying to cheat by doing this and that they were rigging the election by vote by mail, This would still make Q look bad because Q said voting in 2020 would be secure.
These elections were protected.
And he said that this was going to happen because they were going to be able to verify the fraud that was used in 2018's elections to let the Democrats win the House and numerous governorships, and that they would then use this evidence of fraud, objective, confirmed evidence of fraud, to then force voter ID laws through and secure elections for 2020 and beyond.
And they said those voter ID laws were going to happen in 2019.
And they didn't.
So Q was wrong there.
Q is wrong now.
But you will never see anyone from QAnon, at least any of the big QAnon grifters, bring up the fact that, well, Q said he was going to secure those votes in this election in 2020 and we weren't going to have mail fraud or voter fraud or election fraud or fraud fraud.
We were going to have a nice, smooth, clean election and Trump was going to win in a landslide because America loves Trump and that's the truth and blah blah blah.
They don't bring it up.
They just blame the Democrats.
They just blame the coronavirus.
They blame their enemies.
And I don't know if I've used this analogy before on the podcast, and if I have I apologize, but it's really just, it's so ridiculous that these people can never blame Q for anything.
It's like being a fan of the Detroit Lions or the Oakland Raiders or some other sad sack sports team that never wins and you just call into the local talk radio show and you just complain about the refs, the other team, anything but your team.
No one ever blames your own team.
They're on the field too, they're playing the game.
And you know why they don't blame Q?
You know why they don't get angry that Q didn't do these things?
Because on some level, they know Q's not on the field.
They know that Q is not in the game.
He's not actually playing.
He's not actually part of this.
He's just a joke.
And on some level, they know he's a joke.
So when Q doesn't live up to his promises, they don't hold it against him because they know he couldn't keep up his promises.
They know that he's lying.
They know he has no power.
And to pretend that he has power is to be delusional.
They just want Q to tell them happy things, and pretend like they're going to get what they want.
Because it's all a game.
It's all a game to the grifter class.
To the people who actually buy in, this sucks.
So, now it's time for questions and answers.
Goddess of Kratos, that's a good name, says, why would you call him that?
Well, that's, this whole podcast is why I called him that, I guess.
Chris Stemack, who has a Vincent Fusca avatar, which is awesome, says, legit question, if Trump loses, what will the flock say?
How will they react?
They'll lose their minds.
They will lose their fucking minds.
I've been over this so many times, but I'll just repeat it until the cows come home.
We are in danger of people doing terrible things.
When Trump loses.
November 4th and that week on there's going to be people like just planning on shooting people.
I honestly believe this.
This is not a put on.
This is not Alex Jones getting all hot and bothered over some nonsense.
I think that we will have violence.
I don't think it will be huge amounts of violence, but it will be violence.
I think that honestly, QAnon people will lose their minds and that there will be attacks on whatever, I mean, who knows what will be open, what will be possible, but there'll be protests, there'll be marches, there'll be people running around with AR-15s strapped to their chests, screaming that the election was stolen, but this isn't like the lockdown orders, because People can perceive at some level that the lockdown will end and they will go back to their normal lives.
They may not have it mapped out as far and as long as it actually will be, but they can understand that this will not be forever.
This will not be for the rest of my life unless I catch coronavirus and die.
At some point, I will be able to go to a restaurant and hang out with my friends.
At some point, I will be able to do these things.
It might take a year, it might take two years, but this too shall pass.
Life will go on.
When Trump loses the presidency, that's four years.
Right there that the Republicans are out of power.
And the cabal is coming in and this is the thing is that Q is up to stakes so much.
He's made everything so much more important.
This is life and death.
This election decides the fate of the world.
Joe Biden gets in, he will enact the Patriot Suppression Act of 2021 that will sail through
law and everyone who believed in QAnon will be sent to re-education camps or executed.
This is it. This is the cabal's death blow to America and to freedom and democracy and the
world. We lose if Biden wins. And when you lose, you lash out. You try to fight back as best you
can. And that's what's going to happen.
I really think that it's going to be really ugly if Trump loses.
And I think he will lose.
It keeps me sane believing that he'll lose, but also objective evidence right now tells me that he's going to lose.
I think this election is kind of already over in a lot of ways because the only issue of this campaign is coronavirus, and Trump is never going to fix that.
We're going to have a running year of failure from Donald Trump.
and he was an already unpopular dude going into all that and this is just gonna make sure that he cannot gain popularity he can't do anything to help himself so uh i think it's gonna be really bad really really bad if trump pushes through the vaccine how will they counter it it's all code he isn't really talking about vaccine and they say they won't take it then what If Trump did get a vaccine done, it will break QAnon on that level because there will be plenty of people that will not take it.
QAnon people will not believe it.
A vaccine is a hard red line that not even Trump can get through.
Like the Jo-ams, the pragmatics, the guys that are not really hard anti-vax, who just kind of dabble their toes in the anti-vax because they know they've got some customers that like it.
They'll just side with Trump.
They'll be like, look, we trust Trump.
This vaccine's safe.
The Patriots made it.
We trust it.
We're going to use it.
The Jordan Savers, the Dustin Nemoses, the Educating Libs, the people that are hard anti-vax, they'll probably break with Trump, or they're going to lose a lot of their credibility for doing so.
The guys like Martin Geddes, who are on the line, they like anti-vax, but they also love Trump.
They're going to have to make a tough business decision.
And really, honestly, for them, a Biden win is so much better for everyone involved.
Because it lets them all go crazy anti-vax.
It solidifies them.
They're going to lose some audience because a lot of what draws people in the queue is the hope of the deep state getting crushed.
But, the idea that the Deep State still exists is one of the big catches of QAnon.
It's one of the big hooks.
So, as long as they have that Deep State, they'll have a crowd.
They'll have an audience.
And that audience will be solidly anti-vax, should that come.
CJG asks, probably been answered, but I am new to following you.
How do they explain away literally the first QDrop?
Hillary has never been in custody.
That specific Q-drop is explained away a few different ways.
One, Q was just outright lying to get attention, which is such a ridiculous concept.
This guy started off by lying, and so we all listened to him, and now we believe him!
So, basically, he was lying to try to draw an audience, and then after he told his big lies to get our attention, then he started telling us the truth.
He didn't write it.
There's a lot of people that are literally Qdrop 1 and 2 truthers who will not admit that Q themselves actually posted these Qdrops.
They just think it's bullshit.
And that the real Q took over the account later, which I don't understand how that could ever make any sense.
But who knows?
But that's something they actually believe.
Prang Medic himself, in his Q for Beginners series, states that Q's first Q drop was on October 29th, 2017, which is a lie.
The first two Q drops were on the 28th.
And I don't know if that is an actual misspeak by Medic, or if he actually is a Q-Drop 1 and 2 denier.
But that is a real thing that these people have to deal with and contend with, is that those Q-Drops were absolutely, totally wrong.
Breathtakingly wrong.
And that's generally the two tacks they take.
Also, obviously, disinformation is necessary, blah, which makes no sense.
Why would you start by lying?
It's not coherent at all.
NoMoreMrNiceGuy says, I've been seeing it compared to a religious cult.
There are lots of elements of genosticism in my opinion.
And this is true.
QAnon is absolutely a religious cult.
It is 100% a cult mentality.
Trump is a messianic figure.
We have the end times.
It is all the makings of a cult.
Conspiracy theories are modern day religions and this is the most religious of them.
And finally, McFly531 says, haha, no one listens to your crappy podcast.
Just masturbate and go to bed.
Well, I did this podcast around 1 o'clock, so if I masturbate, I will not be going to sleep afterwards.
But thanks for the constructive criticism.
Appreciate it very much, McFly.
Glad you're listening and following along on my Twitter feed.
So that is the podcast for today.
I did it early today because I had a window of opportunity.
To do it and it was done and I'll have that up for you guys in a little bit.
Have a good one.
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