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| Hello everyone, Poker and Politics here. | |
| Today I got four questions for QAnon that I would like to have them answer. | |
| This is like one of those 12 questions an atheist cannot answer YouTube challenge videos. | |
| Only I'm not going to be nearly as melodramatic as all that. | |
| I'm just going to ask four questions and give my reasons for why I wonder if they will be able to come up with a good answer. | |
| I hinted at some of my questions when I did the whole thing where I was like I'll be on a podcast tomorrow but another question jumped into my brain it is question number one because it's chronological and it is why was Ronald Reagan merely wounded by the cabal? | |
| Because it is made clear in the QAnon mythos that Reagan was exactly the same kind of mistake that Kennedy was. | |
| Yet in Kennedy's case, if we listen to QAnon, Kennedy was murdered by like 47 gunmen lined up in seven different locations, firing shot and shell, riddling his limousine with bullets to murder him. | |
| And by the way, if any of you cowards actually want to debate me on the Kennedy assassination, my door is always open. | |
| Always open. | |
| Bring it. | |
| God, I would love to just spend a day or a week or a month babbling on about the Kennedy assassination. | |
| Make my day. | |
| So that was the Kennedy assassination where just incredibly highly skilled assassins lured Kennedy into a trap with his limo moving way too slowly and all these lines of fire that were wide open for the incredibly skilled assassins to place the perfect headshot to kill the president. | |
| Then Reagan becomes president, which is a disaster and a total mistake because the cabal totally didn't think he was going to win. | |
| And so they hire someone to kill him and it's a crank moron who buys exploding bullets but doesn't have a gun that's capable of giving them the muzzle velocity necessary to make them actually explode on impact. | |
| And he sprays a bunch of bullets at President Reagan and gets lucky that one of them deflects off the limo and hits Reagan. | |
| And Reagan lives. | |
| This is the Cabal. | |
| They murdered Kennedy in broad daylight. | |
| Why did they hire some mentally ill moron to spray a couple bullets at Reagan? | |
| What was the plan there? | |
| Why didn't they have professionals handle this? | |
| Because you need to explain that to me. | |
| That the cabal was just like, ah we'll just have some nut go run at him with a gun and hope for the best. | |
| They're the cabal. | |
| They play both sides of every world war. | |
| They own 10 trillion dollars in secret hidden money. | |
| They rule the world with an iron fist. | |
| Yet when it came time to remove a problematic president in the form of Ronald Reagan, they couldn't just brutally murder him from the shadows the way they did Kennedy. | |
| Just have Drunky McMoron run at him with a small gun, going, Die, President, die! | |
| Wham, wham, wham! | |
| Oh, it didn't work, oh! | |
| Shucky darn! | |
| That doesn't seem very Cabal-like. | |
| That doesn't seem like the incredibly evil, powerful rulers of the world that you guys have pumped them up to be. | |
| Seems really more likely that Hinkley just acted alone and was a nut, and that Reagan wasn't really, uh... | |
| This crazy superhero president you guys make him out to be. | |
| I'm also going to let you in on a little secret that Kennedy wasn't all that really crazy. | |
| It was just what Kennedy did, which was the cool thing, was that he stood up to his advisors and didn't nuke Cuba and the world. | |
| So for that Kennedy gets an A plus for his presidency. | |
| But that was the thing. | |
| He had one really tough decision to make. | |
| He made it. | |
| Thank God he made it. | |
| So we're all alive today. | |
| And then some nut shot him, much as some nut shot Reagan. | |
| Only the nut that shot Kennedy killed him, and the nut that shot Reagan did not kill him. | |
| And it sucks that we have nuts being able to shoot the presidents, but we haven't had that happen in quite some time now, so Secret Service is getting better at their jobs, and good for that, because having presidents get shot is very disruptive and bad for the nation. | |
| So, that's question number one. | |
| Question number two is, why did Bush pass the bank bailout? | |
| Simply put, the American economy was on the verge of collapse and it was very likely to take down the global economy with it. | |
| And the Cabal, we are always told, exists only to cause pain and strife and misery and to ruin lives and make us just absolutely slaves to their tyrannical rule and have us living in bread lines Suffering, living hand-to-mouth in poverty and malnourishment and not being able to critically think and actually do anything to fight them and stop them. | |
| They want to keep us in the bondage of poverty for all our lives so that they can do something. | |
| They never exactly explain why our suffering helps the cabal out but hey it makes for a good story I guess. | |
| So, why did Bush not just look at the situation and go, eh, fuck it. | |
| Screw it. | |
| Drive America just hard into the ditch. | |
| Just blow it up. | |
| Just let all the banks go under. | |
| Let all the people who had their money in the banks lose it. | |
| Let Wall Street collapse. | |
| Let unemployment get to like 16-20% and just go out of control. | |
| Let's have a full-blown depression. | |
| Let's just crush America as hard as we can. | |
| And he didn't do that. | |
| I mean, we can debate the morality and the ethics of the bank bailout, but pretty much every mainstream economist says that it helped stabilize the economy and made it possible for us to have a Great Recession instead of a Great Depression Part 2. | |
| Now, piggybacking on top of that, Question three is why did Obama pass the stimulus? | |
| Because Obama gets in the office and he could have just kicked up his heels and put them on the executive desk and say, meh, you know what, I'm president, I don't care, I don't need to do anything, whatevs. | |
| And he could have just let things continue to suck. | |
| He could have let Detroit go bankrupt. | |
| He could have just let things play out the way they were. | |
| No stimulus, no spending package, no infrastructure, no anything. | |
| Just let the recession drag out for as long as humanly possible. | |
| Don't get people back to work. | |
| Just let the country dig itself out. | |
| Don't give it a kickstart. | |
| Don't prime the pump. | |
| And again, most mainstream economists will tell you that doing the stimulus helped out a lot and it really got the economy back up and running and we were pretty much living off of the Obama economy for most of Trump's run until the coronavirus destroyed everything. | |
| Waka waka! | |
| But you have to explain why he did that and why he didn't just let us suffer. | |
| Because again, it's all about suffering. | |
| It's all about pain. | |
| It's all about the Cabal hurting us over and over and over again. | |
| Because that's what they do. | |
| They're bad and evil. | |
| And we are the benevolent good people just trying to make it through the day. | |
| With the evil cabal just putting their fist on the back of our head and just giving us a swirly in the toilet and just mocking us with their evil cabalness. | |
| Because that's the ridiculous black and white good and evil horror show world that Illuminati people and now QAnon people live in. | |
| And it's kind of depressing and it's kind of scary. | |
| But they can't explain why we had a good economy under Obama because that would invalidate a lot of their belief about what the cabal is all about. | |
| We had a good economy under Clinton and they never talk about it because, again, the cabal cannot help us. | |
| The cabal can only hurt us. | |
| It's the nature of things. | |
| And then finally, my last question is, explain the media's coverage of the 2016 election. | |
| And this one's kind of a toughie for me. | |
| Because if you listen to QAnon, they will tell you that our media did everything to try to decap Donald Trump. | |
| That they hated him, that they fought him tooth and nail, that they were relentless in their negative coverage of the man. | |
| And that, by contrast, they would just salute Hillary Clinton as this brilliant, incredibly articulate, wonderful woman who's never done a bad thing in her life and, by gum, America deserves a woman president and we have no better option for the first woman president in the history of this great republic than Hillary Clinton. | |
| This saint of a woman. | |
| This is what they would tell you happened. | |
| And I'm going to give you a little hint that I lived through the 2016 election and it didn't happen like that. | |
| We were endlessly told that Hillary was untrustworthy and duplicitous. | |
| That her emails revealed a character flaw in her that was unseemly and not great. | |
| That Trump was an outsider who could conceivably shake the system up and maybe we should run America like a business. | |
| And who knows what he'll do. | |
| It could be a fresh start. | |
| It could be a change. | |
| It could be a radical shift in how our country works and operates with this brilliant, successful billionaire businessman taking the reins of this incredibly powerful nation and directing it with his bold vision. | |
| Now I'm not going to deny that the media did slime both of them, but as much as they slimed Trump, they slimed Hillary just as much. | |
| And they had more stuff to work with when it came to Trump and they didn't use it really that much. | |
| The fact that the only bank in America that would do business with him was Deutsche Bank was never brought up during the election that I can recall. | |
| I thought that was kind of a glaring weakness by the Clinton campaign to not bring that up. | |
| But my favorite thing was whenever they would talk about how bad these candidates were, they would always talk about how both of them are so unpopular. | |
| And it was like, well, who's more unpopular? | |
| Well, it's Trump. | |
| Then why are you saying that both of them are unpopular? | |
| Why would you not say that while Hillary is unpopular, Trump is more unpopular? | |
| Because our media loved telling us through the entire campaign that America was stuck with two terrible choices. | |
| That they were like, you know what, you're stuck with either this crazy guy Trump or this lying bitch Hillary. | |
| I mean, how has America fallen so far? | |
| How did it come to this? | |
| How are these our only two options? | |
| And they lamented the plight of the American voter being forced to make this terrible decision between these two terrible people. | |
| And while they were doing this, they were running every Trump campaign rally they could live on television. | |
| During the campaign, there was a period of time where at one point Bernie Sanders was speaking and they cut away from Bernie speaking to go to an empty podium with the Trump name on it. | |
| And also, by the same token, there was a time when Hillary was speaking and they just cut away from her to go to that empty Trump podium because they were so enraptured with Trump and his wacky, crazy, controversial rallies where he would just say terrible things and do terrible things and Trump was just ratings and excitement and passion and hey! | |
| Wouldn't it be wacky if we just had this crazy person become president? | |
| Wouldn't that be wild? | |
| And... Now in the QAnon universe, you have to remember... | |
| That everyone in the media is going to either rot in Guantanamo Bay or be executed for treason. | |
| For their horrifyingly evil slander and lies about our nation and the reality of our world. | |
| The fake news that they generate. | |
| Because these people are terrible, horrible, amoral scum. | |
| Who seek only to destroy America on behalf of their Luciferian masters. | |
| Yet, these people who know that if Hillary Clinton wins, the good times continue. | |
| Everything goes great. | |
| It's grilled babies every night. | |
| It's delicious adrenochrome shakes when you wake up in the morning. | |
| Life is good. | |
| Or Donald Trump gets in and you might be hanging in Guantanamo with your feet dangling in the damp Cuban twilight. | |
| So when the stakes are continuing your satanic death cult or your brutal murder at the hands of the Trump Imperium, You would think that maybe the media wouldn't be like, Hillary Clinton had a feigning spell today. | |
| Guess that means she's about to fucking die. | |
| Oops. | |
| Kind of worried about her health. | |
| Don't know if we should vote for her. | |
| Ooh, sick Hillary. | |
| One foot in the grave Hillary. | |
| Oopsie doopsie. | |
| Oh, look at Donald Trump. | |
| That virile, strong buck of a man. | |
| Oh, he'll live another hundred years, that Trump. | |
| He's the very picture of health. | |
| That radiant orange skin of his glistening in the sun. | |
| I mean, this was the media who were dealing with the stakes that we were talking about, where literally they die if Trump wins. | |
| Now, if you want to be a QAnon person and be like, well, they didn't know what Trump was going to do. | |
| It's like, well, how could they not? | |
| The Cabal had one candidate in the general election under their control, Hillary Clinton, and they had another candidate in the general election not under their control. | |
| And what did they do to the last couple of people not under their control in the forms of Kennedy and Reagan? | |
| According to you lunatics, they shot them. | |
| And that's how that works, that the Cabal is this hideously evil bunch of murderous scum who will just drop somebody if they need to in order to maintain their power. | |
| Yet, faced with the threat of having to elect another non-Cabal president who could disrupt their plans, and even worse, could throw them in jail or execute them via the power of the presidency, The way they reacted was to laugh and guffaw and cheer and celebrate Trump while bringing up the fact that he was an unqualified moron every so often, but couching that with the fact that, by the way, Hillary Clinton has some emails and those are kind of scary. | |
| I don't know about this woman. | |
| I don't know if I can trust her. | |
| And again, The election happens, Trump wins, and then as time rolls on we start seeing that Hillary has a bigger and bigger popular vote lead. | |
| Now, again, I want to keep this really, really clear. | |
| If Donald Trump is elected by the Electoral College, if he is sworn in, these people will die! | |
| They will be killed! | |
| That's the story. | |
| And what do we hear between the Results of the election and the Electoral College, which happens like a month later. | |
| The media's like, well Hillary didn't campaign in Wisconsin, that idiot! | |
| Way to suck, Hillary! | |
| Way to lose! | |
| Duh! | |
| And her massive popular vote victory is hand-waved away as just being a stupid artifact of a poorly run campaign, because smart people know that the vote points and the score zones is how you win, so running up the score in the other places is dumb, wrong, and bad. | |
| No one brings up the argument that, you know, maybe Electoral College fucking sucks and we should get rid of it and replace it by a popular vote so we can actually have the will of the American people heard. | |
| Nope. | |
| That doesn't happen. | |
| That's completely lost. | |
| Everyone's just getting ready to crown President-elect Trump the President of the United States and just bask in his radiant glory. | |
| And these people are going to be executed. | |
| They're going to die. | |
| I'm going to let you in on a little secret. | |
| If I was an anchor on the Cabal News Network and Donald Trump wins on election night and is going to become the president, And I go to my boss at Cabal News Network and I'm like, hey boss, uh, we're about to be brutally murdered by Donald Trump when he's going to become president. | |
| And my boss is like, yeah, I know. | |
| And I'm like, well, Hillary's up like a quarter million votes right now and we have tons more votes coming in from California. | |
| Maybe we could run like a tracker on the bottom of the screen showing Hillary's popular vote lead. | |
| We could do it and then we could get MSNBC to do it and because Fox is controlled opposition and they're really on our side even though they pretend they're not we could have Fox get in on it and then the major networks can get in on it and as that number keeps growing and growing and gets to 1 million and then 2 million We start having more and more talking heads on television talking about how unfair it is that we have this terrible system, the Electoral College, and we could bring in experts who talk about how the roots of the Electoral College were based in slavery and the Three-Fifths Compromise and giving the racist slave-owning South a voice in our elections and that voice only lasted for 80 years before Lincoln won. | |
| And triggered the Civil War. | |
| And we could establish this narrative and build up this groundswell of support. | |
| We have those George Soros fake protesters at the ready to handle this. | |
| And we could do something to get people to think that Hillary Clinton should be the president. | |
| And the Electoral College is 360 odd nobodies that no one's ever heard of or cared about. | |
| We could twist some of their arms and bribe a few of them. | |
| We are the cabal after all. | |
| And then the Electoral College meets up and they affirm Hillary Clinton as the president and life goes on. | |
| And we all don't get executed at Guantanamo Bay. | |
| And then my boss goes, meh, we can't do anything about it. | |
| Trump won. | |
| Time to die. | |
| And they all just resign themselves to their executions. | |
| They all just resign themselves to their deaths. | |
| And I'm like, man, for a centuries-old death cult that's ruled the world, we seem pretty sanguine about losing. | |
| We seem pretty OK with it. | |
| I mean, 50 years ago, we blew Kennedy's head off for beating us. | |
| 20-odd years ago, we shot Reagan for being a jerk. | |
| I mean, 40-odd years ago now, we shot Reagan for being a jerk. | |
| But now Trump wins, and we're just We're just grabbing our go-bag and getting ready for the knock on the door to take us to the Gitmo and our summary execution. | |
| I mean, it sucks when you're a part of a satanic death cult and you find out that they've They've lost the hunger. | |
| That they no longer have that urge to compete and try and strive and push for satanic excellence. | |
| That now they've gotten fat and lazy and content. | |
| And now that the bill's come due, they're just like, meh, whatever. | |
| I had a run. | |
| I'll just take my execution like a man and call it a day. | |
| That seems disappointing, let's say, about the Cabal. | |
| They really didn't have their hearts in this one, as it were. | |
| And I remember, I remember one day when the Electoral College happened, I was at a poker table and this guy was like angry, like incredibly angry. | |
| I had checked on social media and the Electoral College had voted to confirm that Trump was president. | |
| They had the vote, it was done, and this guy was at the table And he was just like, Electoral College better not do anything today because Trump won that thing. | |
| You know it. | |
| He's the president. | |
| And I told him, I'm like, yeah, he won. | |
| The Electoral College confirmed it. | |
| He's like, good. | |
| And I mean, you could just see this guy was waiting. | |
| I mean, he literally woke up that morning, like just practically vibrating in rage at the idea that the Electoral College was going to fuck Trump. | |
| And that, uh, That when it went through, there was like a sigh of relief, like he was now contented that the election was confirmed. | |
| Even though everything up to this moment had been clear that Trump had won and he was going to be confirmed. | |
| But people like him, they really can't let that kind of stuff go. | |
| They just stay angry and outraged and indignant and that's their lives. | |
| They're very upset people. | |
| They're very angry people. | |
| So those are my four questions for QAnon. | |
| To recap, why did Reagan get shot by a mentally unstable moron who literally just sprayed a bunch of bullets in Reagan's general direction instead of having an execution squad like the people that killed Kennedy do the job? | |
| Why was it such a low quality attempt on Reagan's life when you are the cabal? | |
| 2. | |
| Why did Bush pass the TARP bailout instead of letting America just cascade further into depression? | |
| And adjunct to that is 3. | |
| Why did Obama pass the stimulus to dig America out of the Great Recession instead of just letting it continue to suck? | |
| And then question four is, why did the media cover the 2016 election the way they did, knowing that if a Trump victory would result in all of them being killed? | |
| So, if any QAnon people want to answer those questions, I am all ears. | |
| I can't wait to hear your explanations. | |
| It'd be wonderful. | |
| I have a question. | |
| That question is from GrifterTracker and he says this is obviously a strategy to distract his base from the COVID-19 response. | |
| Will it work? | |
| I think it will work in a sense for his base, but I do not think it will work for the general public. | |
| I think because the real problem with this is that it is very ephemeral what he is doing. | |
| Because you can scream and yell about the alleged criminality of what Obama did, but at the end of the day you have to arrest him or not arrest him and that's it and we are in May and there's still many many days away from the election so | |
| When June and July roll around and Obama is still free it's at that point that the base is going to start asking some questions like why does he keep talking about arresting this criminal, traitor, Kenyan, Muslim usurper who's gay and married to a transgender woman and they have adopted children and everything about his life is a fraud but he won't do anything he won't act upon all the things that we know are true And so it leads to a problem where you keep throwing this red meat at these, at your base, but you never actually give them what they really want. | |
| I mean, in a way, it's more like a strip tease than it is throwing red meat at them. | |
| Trump just keeps showing them ankle and pretending that he's going to hike up his skirt, and then he just never does anything and just gets off the stage. | |
| And you're just left going, what the hell? | |
| Come on, give us what we want! | |
| Arrest Obama! | |
| I mean, they've had Obamagate trending for two days, and now everyone on QAnon is screaming about how they're being censored. | |
| And they want Obamagate to be trending even more. | |
| But, the problem is, is that trending on Twitter doesn't really mean anything. | |
| It doesn't translate into anything. | |
| So when does this pay off? | |
| When do they get what they want? | |
| The answer is never. | |
| Because arresting Obama would be the most hilarious thing in the history of the world. | |
| Because they would never be able to make the case work in any way, shape, or form. | |
| And as I've said before, if you have money and resources, the Constitution is an incredible legal weapon for a defendant. | |
| So the case would be laughable and an outrage, and it would galvanize Democrats in the most extraordinary way possible. | |
| And it would blow up in Trump's face. | |
| And in a way I think this might kind of blow up in his face too because again... | |
| When July rolls around and he's given up on it, because I feel like this is kind of his bridge. | |
| he still has this mentality that the COVID-19 is just going to go away if he just if he just | |
| distracts and tap dances away far enough and long enough that eventually we will hit some | |
| mythical period of time in America where we won't be having 500 to a thousand people a day | |
| dying from this disease and he can then turn around and claim that he did a great job on COVID. | |
| You wouldn't... | |
| When the death total is trickling down to only a couple hundred or so a day dying from it, and the big number for the total deaths is already so massive that a couple hundred a day don't really move the needle anymore, he can be like, yeah, we got away with only 120,000 deaths. | |
| That was pretty good. | |
| I did a bang-up job. | |
| And just hope that the death total stays at like 150, 200 or so every day so you don't actually push that fifth digit up until election day. | |
| And we stay at 120 from August to November. | |
| We don't want to hit 130 or 140 because that might make some people a little angrier, annoyed that we're losing more people than it's a discernible number now. | |
| So yeah this is this is a gimmick this is a stunt and we'll see how the effectiveness of the stunt really just sort of all plays into how effective his response to COVID-19 is and obviously the answer to that is it's not effective at all. | |
| So I don't think this works long term. | |
| I think it's going to be just a weird odd scary stupid thing that he's doing. | |
| And we're going to have to deal with the fact that we're stuck with this public health crisis for probably another year or so until the vaccine comes out because nobody wants to handle this like an adult. | |
| Nobody at all. | |
| And the states that are handling it like adults unfortunately can't build giant walls to keep the states that don't want to handle it like adults out. | |
| So one of these days some schmucks from Florida are going to come up to Massachusetts and poison all of us. | |
| And it's going to suck. | |
| And that's the way of the world. | |
| It's wonderful. | |
| It's truly wonderful. | |
| So that was tonight's podcast. | |
| I hope that was mildly entertaining at least. | |
| Enjoy the lockdown life for another day. |