Art Bell’s MITD episode kicks off with a "double blast" alien radio signal from Australia’s Parks Telescope, stronger than the 1977 Wow! signal, sparking speculation about extraterrestrial life amid calls on bizarre addictions—from post-apocalyptic media to ham radio and D&D. Callers debate Martian biology (a CO₂-processing "crab"?) and first-contact risks, while Alex Jones humorously shares his obsession with a Japanese idol girl’s photos. A Kennewick caller warns of government-controlled alien communication, and others link smart meters, soullessness, and Lake Erie monsters to fringe theories. Bell dismisses some claims but embraces the show’s chaotic, anything-goes vibe, leaving listeners questioning whether humanity’s next leap—be it scientific or supernatural—will unite or exploit us. [Automatically generated summary]
Telos, Joe Talbot, right here in Perump, Keith, my webmaster.
Heather Wade, my producer.
If you've got something you want produced, meaning a guest, send it to producer at artbell.com.
That's producer at artbell.com.
Then we have StreamGuys who distribute like crazy, although they haven't been arrested yet.
LV.net, sales, Pete Eberhardt, tune-in radio, news with Amy Martin, of course, and my dear wife, Erin, and of course, Asia.
All right.
We do have breaking news.
You know, I've been doing this show a long, long time.
Decades, right?
A show, I guess I ought to put it that way.
And in my career, I really had always hoped for this kind of breaking news.
This is just like the speech I gave for Tabby's Star, right?
Which, by the way, is still every bit as much Tabby's Star as it was.
NASA has a theory, as we mentioned a long time ago, about comets.
But that's all it is, a theory.
They still don't know any more than they knew before about whether they're megastructures or not.
Something to keep in mind.
New breaking news tonight.
Did scientists just pick up the first intelligent radio waves from a distant alien planet?
This comes from The Express.
Listen very closely.
The fast radio bursts included one double signal never heard before and have astronomers buzzing with excitement over the possibility of it being a message with alien origins.
Only 11 of the unidentified transient radio pulses have ever been recorded before around the world.
I've got it up on rbell.com now, and it is the curious new double blast, which was accompanied by four singles, which has baffled astronomers analyzing data now from the Parks Radio Telescope in New South Wales, Australia.
Emily Petroff from Swissburn University in Melbourne, one of the team who discovered these signals, believes the origin could be more remarkable than anything recorded before.
She tweeted, we have no idea what's going on, but we know it's definitely something cool.
The Parks Observatory in Australia picked up the signals.
The discovery is being compared in significance to the recording of the WOW signal.
A strong narrowband radio wave found by Jerry Ellman in 1977.
That radio burst picked up by the Big Ear Radio Telescope of Ohio State University in the U.S. bore all the expected hallmarks of a non-terrestrial origin, but has not been detected since.
If you want to read more about this, and there's a lot more to read, you really are going to want to go to my website, arbell.com, and read this, Just Breaking.
Again, did scientists just pick up the first intelligent radio waves from an alien planet?
Or in ham speaks, Sirius DX, folks?
The fast radio bursts included one double signal, never heard, of course.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Let me see what is the news stuff here.
Definitely something cool.
The discovery is being compared, yes, again, to the wild signal.
And they think that it could be extraterrestrial in origin.
Could be a billion miles away.
But it's a very, very strong signal, or group of signals, more accurately said.
So once again, we have breaking news in the category that I had always hoped to be able to read to you.
Now, that doesn't mean that this is it, but when they compare the signal at a major university, a major radio telescope in Australia to the WOW signal, only a lot bigger WOW, I would say that this qualifies as the second big story to break on my short watch here on Midnight in the Desert.
I'm sure other radio telescopes are going to be quickly honing in and seeing what they hear.
Scientists at major universities and major telescopes like Parks don't make these statements without cause, without thinking really, really hard about it before they say it.
So if you want to read the story, it's just beginning, really.
It's just breaking.
You know, on the express right now, we'll see where the story goes, but it's a big story.
I'm telling you.
And we're breaking it here.
Anyway, so there is that.
Again, we're going to open lines.
If you have a comment on that, If you have an early comment on it, you're certainly welcome to make it.
There was an all-day-long, it seemed like, standoff with a gunman in Colorado Springs in a Planned Parenthood building shooting at people, hitting people.
And so they got him.
They got him alive this time.
It could be a political statement.
It could be just a crazy person.
You never know.
There's so much of this stuff going on now.
You never know, right?
The annual ritual of Black Friday, as we know it, is over now.
The frenzied choppers are gone, but this year not as many of them went.
How many of you put off Black Friday this year?
Just didn't go.
Decided, eh, I'll wait for Cyber Monday.
That's what I think is going on.
I really think that Cyber Monday is where most people are doing their biz now.
And I wonder how it's going to change America, don't you?
I mean, if you can sit at home on your computer and you can get a better deal than you get by going to a brick-and-mortar store and fighting with other people about grabbing whatever is grabbable, then that's probably what you're going to do.
And that's what people are doing.
And it's just going to change the landscape of America.
I think what's going to happen to big shopping malls?
You know what people are doing?
I've heard, and I bet a lot of you do it too.
You go to a shopping mall, you find what you like, because you can look at things and, you know, put hands-on, right?
And then you go on the net and find a better price and order it there.
Maybe with free shipping and no tax if you're lucky.
And then there is this person on the wormhole tonight.
Art.
Make, who is this person?
Adam, by the way.
Art, make the change to Windows 10.
Join us.
I know you're afraid, but trust me, it's better.
Once you've made the change, you will feel better too.
Sounds like something out of the body snatchers to me.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, I hereby declare open lines, anything you want to talk about is fair game.
Anything goes, literally.
I have, earlier today, I made a suggestion on my Facebook site that people suggest what they would like to hear for open lines, special open lines.
Just one line, right?
And I have a lot of suggestions here.
Actually, over 300 of them came in in a matter of hours.
So I have picked four for our one special line.
These four are the following.
A weird addiction line.
That's right.
Lots of people have weird addictions.
When I was in high school, I ate erasers.
And I guess you could call that a weird addiction.
I never had erasers on my pencil.
Therefore, when I went to a race, I usually scratched the paper in school.
Erasers.
That taste, as an adult, has faded.
So we've got the weird addiction line.
Added to that, I have decided to take somebody's suggestion and open the I Hate Art Bell line.
That's right.
Somebody suggested an I hate art bell line, so fine.
If you hate me, call the number I'm going to give out here shortly.
Another is the soulless people line.
If you are a person with no soul, no soul, when they were giving them out or whatever, they missed you.
If you're one of those people, you're going to want to call the soulless line.
And finally, and not to be ignored to be sure, the shapeshifters line.
Now, this is only if you are a, dare I say, legitimate shapeshifter.
That's hard to say.
Shapeshifter, shapeshifter, shapeshifter.
So, again, in addition to general craziness, we have the weird addiction line, the I Hate Art Bell line, the Soulless People line, and the Shapeshifters line.
And the numbers for everything are as follows.
I call this the talk.
Sorry.
Our national number is Area Code 952-225-5278.
Easy, right?
That's 952-CallART.
Now, if you would like to come to us via the Cool Way and you've got a really good connection in Skype, then come on.
It's easy.
Put Skype on your phone, Android or Apple or whatever, actually.
It's free to download and then, you know, add us as a contact.
We are MITD51.
That's in North America only, MITD51.
Now, outside the country, outside North America, that is, it's MITD55.
That's Midnight in the Desert, M-I-T-D.
Case doesn't matter, 55.
And wherever you are in the world, you can call us for free.
Okay, let's see.
We have a couple of more numbers to give out, and then we're underway.
That is the first-time caller line, in case you have never called the show, never, never have called the show.
That number is area code 775-285-5800.
775-285-5800.
I wonder if we're about to actually make contact.
It sure does feel like it.
The special line, the four special things you can do would be at AreaCode 575-208-7787.
So, if you have a weird addiction, if you hate me, if you don't have a soul, or you're a shapeshifter, you can call AreaCode 575-208-7787.
I think that about sums it up and sets up a pretty wild night.
Actual radio contact out there, seriously.
Somebody calling themselves Wildcardline is going to be on the air on Skype.
Thank you very, very much for the call, and it does indeed qualify as weird.
He would like a post-apocalyptic world, one in which there'd be Mad Max stuff going on, right?
And one in which he could participate by probably putting on a cloak of some sort, perhaps with a big A on the chest, and run around and save you all from what would be coming.
That's the first time I heard it, because I didn't know you were back on the air for, oh, I guess I caught you maybe in October, early October, and I had no, or maybe September.
I am just not, I haven't seen any situations of anybody abusing it.
Only a couple of times I've seen people sort of fall asleep in the slow traffic, you know, at a stoplight or approaching a stoplight, and they fall asleep.
And I don't, you know, you don't know nowadays whether to go up and sort of like, you don't want to beep at them because they get angry.
And so you sit there and you're thinking, well, now, and they begin slowing down when they're traveling.
And when they're doing that, I'll beep at them to get their attention.
So thank you for the call, and I appreciate the fact that you like the show.
In the nighttime, on yet another night with a contact story.
This is Midnight in the Desert.
unidentified
Now I stand here helplessly Hoping you don't get into me I am so into you I can't think of nothing else I want to love
you, feel you Wrap myself around you I want to please you, please you I just can't get enough And if you feel real slow I let it go I'm full of dirties Take a walk on the windowside.
And we have, in addition to everything else, all the normal craziness.
Serious breaking news tonight.
A possible alien signal being received at the Parks Radio Telescope in Australia.
Now, you're welcome to go read the story yourself at artbell.com.
It doesn't say it is an alien signal.
It says it could be.
They actually use the word extraterrestrial.
So we may be in a time, you know, when I'm telling you what I have been waiting for and waiting for and waiting for virtually all my life may be in the process of coming true.
And then let us not forget, along with everything else, if you have a weird addiction you'd like to talk to, if you hate my guts, if you are a soulless person, be interested in talking to a person that doesn't think they have a soul, and or a shape-shifter, then you can call our special line designed for any of those weirdnesses.
It is area code 575-208-7787.
Now, I blew right through the break in the first half hour, so I'll take care of it this half hour.
But boy, there is a lot of news cooking out there of just the kind that I love.
I mean, I really, really love it.
And I'm getting so many Skype calls that I cannot see who I'm about to be answering.
What did your friend, What did your I mean, why did your friend come to believe this?
unidentified
Well, her and I were hanging out at my house one day.
We were, I think we were about 14.
And I don't really remember what happened, but she says I started slamming into the walls at the house and saying weird things, sounded like gibberish, and just off the walls.
If you want to plug the group, there are many groups out there that monitor, discuss, trash this show, whatever it is they do.
You are more than welcome to plug them when you get on the air.
But I'm expecting some serious weirdness tonight.
So if you have a weird addiction, if you hate me, especially if you hate me, if you are a person without a soul, I know there's some of you out there, right?
And or if you from time to time shape shift, then I want to hear from you.
And we have a special number for that.
That number is area code 575-208-7787.
575-208-7787.
And now I'm going to take the break that I did not take in the first half hour.
I mean, when you have alien signals being received in Australia and so much more going on, you just don't have time for commercials on the high desert and the great American Southwest.
Listening to Midnight in the Desert.
On a Friday night, two drink max.
I'm Art Bell.
unidentified
It's 2 a.m.
It's us for a while.
I'm Art Bell.
Wanna take a ride exclusively on the Dark Matter Digital Network?
This is Midnight in the Desert with your host, Art Bell.
I'm addicted to searching for answers to paranormal questions.
This is what brings me to your show night after night.
And I believe it's your addiction as well.
Yes, Aaron, it is.
That is an absolute addiction of mine.
I cop to it.
And that's why I'm here.
And boy, am I being fulfilled lately.
First, we have Tabby's star, and now, from Australia, we've got the possibility of, not the possibility of, it is what they're calling a WOW signal or equivalent to the WOW signal from the Parks Radio Telescope in Australia.
So if you're just catching up on things, you're going to want to definitely catch up on that.
I mean, it's so bad that my own mother has seen me while I was asleep, literally building and soldering with my hands up in the air like I'm actually building an amplifier.
The only reason I hadn't got into the ones with, you know, multiple output filtering, because I just hadn't got that good yet.
Well, you've already started, but I mean, it really can take over your life to the point where every spare minute, and perhaps you're even trying to figure out a way to play at work.
unidentified
When I'm at work, I just think about getting home and playing my half-elf Ranger with a plus-one bow.
Well, she's a pretty girl anyway, so there you go.
That is kind of an it's a it's I don't want to say it's at the level of stalker, but I mean if the police came in your house, would her picture be like plastered everywhere?
Well, if you study cults, you're going to find out why.
unidentified
Well, yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I just think, okay, well, first off, the whole Jonestown experience was, so basically in Guatemala, a thousand people drank cyanide poison and killed themselves.
And, you know, it just, I don't know, the experience, sorry, the whole situation just, it's very fishy.
Like Senator Ryan, or there's a senator who went down to investigate a Congressman.
Yeah, he went down to investigate it, and then he ended up getting killed while he was down there because people were feeding him notes that they wanted to leave.
That's right.
Yeah, that's just one example of a cult.
But they're really fascinating, you know, like just overall cults.
It is fascinating that people will submit their will to somebody with a lot of charisma like that.
It is odd.
And it's kind of like people are giving up everything else in their life, their own essence, soul, and willpower and everything else, and giving it to the leader of the cult.
But yeah, no, you talk a lot about your experiences, and you talk a lot about life after death and consciousness.
And definitely my favorite shows.
You did a show a couple weeks ago with a gentleman about past life progression.
And I honestly, I've listened to a lot of your shows.
I listened to them all the time.
And that, to me, was the most fascinating show.
And it really opened my eyes a lot.
But I had a strange experience with the whole out-of-body experience.
I've listened to some of your shows where the people kind of explain how to do it.
You get in that meditative state, and you kind of find yourself in a sort of trance where you feel this very, very strange vibration where your consciousness kind of leaves your body.
And it really freaked me out.
But when it happened to me, it clicked in.
This is an experience I had when I was a very, very little boy.
And I went and I talked to my wife about it, who's, you know, she's a little skeptical.
I talk about your show all the time with her.
And I'm trying to convert her, but it's work in progress.
Anyways, I told her about this, and she clicked in, and she's like, I had that same experience when I was a kid, but I couldn't really describe it.
Really?
Very fascinating.
So I'm like, I'm interested.
Like, do other people have this experience?
Like, it's a very strange feeling that you can't really explain where it's vibrational is really the best way to describe it, where your consciousness and your body are like separate.
And it's really strange, but I think your viewers and your listeners, if they've had that experience when they were a kid, they know what I'm talking about.
I actually wanted to mention to you about the sort of on the lines of the signal.
I've been doing a research project with my English conversation class here in my school about students believe, whether students believe in UFOs or aliens.
We did a sort of a survey on it, and the results were very, very surprising.
And even more surprising were the number of people who said they'd seen one.
And so we're putting that together.
And maybe this is a question for Heather, but at some point, our class runs at the same time as your show.
And we'd like to see about calling and just asking you a few questions.
All right, Michelle, thank you so much, and I'll look forward to hearing from one of your students, I guess, on Tuesday.
That should be, actually, that's kind of interesting.
That should be kind of fun.
And it is such a very different culture, the Japanese culture, that, yes, as you begin to integrate with it, you have to actually begin to think of everything in a very sort of different reverse way.
Even socially, it's kind of an opposite.
And listen, I want to remind people, I've seen several on the international line, and for that matter, the national Skypeline.
If I don't answer right away, just re-dial.
Just continue to re-dial.
If you begin to hear my audio, if you hear the show, that means, guess what?
You got through.
So hang in there, and I will get to you.
It's a free call, so you can afford to wait a little bit.
And when I look at these catalogs and I see the price of rigs and antennas and what my friends want to get me into that I've just started to get into, yeah, I'm kind of worried about it, but I'm very excited about it.
And I, you know, I've listened to you for years and years, and I know you're an amateur ham radio operator, and I'm really excited about the whole thing.
Yes, ham radio is, even in this modern day and age, of iPhones.
I've got one, wouldn't be without it, but it's not the same as ham radio.
I mean, you can sit down after you get your license.
Yes, you have to study a little bit, but you can sit down at a table with a radio and with an antenna outside, and you can talk to people all around the world who have an interest now similar to yours.
It is a very, very exciting hobby.
So I can't stress strongly enough, look into it, really, look into it.
Let's go to our guest Virginia.
Hello.
unidentified
Hi, Art.
This is Blast Bond.
I'd like to give a shout out to Debbie, the Weisel, and the rest of the gang at Midnight Fans group.
And, you know, I am really having to rethink how much this program, since it started on July 20th, has got me spatially challenged and trying to assess all the incoming communication.
And I think the only way to do it now is to have a lucid dream and go into an out-of-interplanetary body experience and perfect that so that I have the vision coming from all directions 360 degrees spherical.
So I can keep one eye on Tabby's star.
Well, the one eye on all the stars, actually.
I'm the one eye on the source coming from another galaxy that the Parks Observatory is picking up.
And my home star, of course, in the Pleiades Star Cluster.
Consider, in the last month, we've had two really hot hits in this area that we haven't had in decades and decades.
I mean, it is really exciting.
unidentified
It is.
And if we're going to have any more of these, we're going to have to start assessing the way we deal with communication traffic among planets and stars.
And don't forget, I'm still keeping a very close watch on this Martian crab thing, which has a bellows-like lung to compress the CO2 on Mars, which is only 1% of the pressure of Earth.
Please, by all means, I mean, this thing has got to be artificial.
unidentified
It's got to be.
I'm seeing so much, so many car parts and assemble objects that you just got to wonder, was there a civilization there before it was impacted, whatever, you know, tore up one half of Mars?
But the fact of the matter of looking at this Martian crab, this thing that's got a pelas for lungs and then injects the CO2 into an algae reactor where it then makes oxygen, and instead of breathing out the CO2 like we would do, it just puts it back and recycles it through the palace lung.
This is something that really teaches us how to be a Martian.
Tabby star that remains as much a mystery as the day they announced, and now possibly a signal that they describe as big as the WOW signal from Australia.
unidentified
And is there going to be some follow-up news on this?
And one of my favorite things is you take a few bounces down the road, and all of a sudden you're elevated and you're flying.
And that is just wonderful dreaming.
Fly anywhere you want to go.
And so when I started listening to you, I would just be so into listening to what's going on, I would find myself standing outside the window of that radio shack looking at your house.
And then one time I got in over in the corner, I think you got a monitor mounted up there now or something looking down at you.
And it was just so cool.
And so one time I went over to a two-day thing in Las Vegas where Ed Dames was teaching this stuff.
I thought, I'm going to get really good at this.
I didn't like the way he taught it, so I left after the first day.
But I thought, you know what?
I'm going to take and come home because I live over by Sacramento.
I'll come back through Death Valley and I'll detour through Perump and see if I can't drive straight to where you live.
By golly, I did.
And I got to see your big antennas and all that stuff.
And oh, oh, oh, those antennas.
You said you had about 440 or something like that volts on them?
If I could leave you with anything, Art, in our brief conversation, is that the way to teach yourself to recognize your astral body is to auto-suggest to yourself that you are going to wake up in your sleep and you are actually going to look down and see yourself laying there.
Now, when a person does this, you actually get very excited, and especially the first time that you do it, and maybe successive times that you do it, you will do a thing that is called repercussion, and it's when you just instantly go back to your body.
As long as you're a physically alive person, you will always have this mechanism.
It's a fail-safe mechanism built into the incidence when it happens and occurs that just takes you right back to your body.
And it usually happens because the first time that you do it and look down and you're really conscious of what you're doing, you see your physical body and you get so excited that, like I said, you repercuss.
Well, you know, this is a little bit of a false flag call because you don't really hate me.
You just wanted to get in on this line to be able to say all that.
unidentified
Right.
Because I've heard so long now, people, and if I may say so, there's a very famous book that was written almost 100 years ago called The Projection of the Astral Body that was written in 1921 that goes over all the terminology that they diagnose for the projection of the astral body.
Also going into like where you could actually go into different times and all right, well, look, I will try what you have suggested.
The good thing is that all you have to do is go to artbell.com and look up Roger Lear's show and look at the material that he presented on his show that day.
I think, number one, it takes people time to absorb this, and they go read, and we've got to figure out if it's real.
It certainly sounds real.
I'm familiar with that telescope.
It's one of the biggies that look for this kind of thing.
So, yeah, it could be real.
You know, it's just there's a lot of reactions to this sort of thing.
One of them is negative.
A lot of people either get scared or they don't know what to make of it.
It's something you've got to process.
unidentified
You know, I think, you know, in our mythos of like, you know, what we try to determine what first contact would be like, it's always been like, say, a physical presence where like aliens just appear.
And then we have to figure out if they're hostile or benevolent.
Right.
But I mean, here's like a kind of a third option where like maybe our first contact, if it is actually an alien civilization, will be long-range radio signals or some other form of communication.
And then, you know, it's like when we, as humans, I think it's easy to process aliens, especially if they're not really physically here and they're just out there.
But what I was just curious is like, if that was actually a radio signal where we actually intercepted some sort of communication and then began to actually have real communications in whatever form that could be, like, I wonder what who, would there be like a consensus of all the countries or would it be just Americans?
And then, you know, once we get further, you know, invested communicating with these aliens, we further, you know, culture, I mean, right now, at least in America, there's so much like cultural upheaval.
This is so much overused, sir, but I do think this, I think that if it was a verified alien signal, that it would bring the world together to some great degree.
Yeah, I do.
I really do.
unidentified
I don't know.
I think we're still in this.
I don't think we're paranoid against aliens.
I think we're paranoid against other countries.
Because any communication that we have with aliens, where it's radio, who's going to control that?
And then you have, you know, all the, I mean, I know we have supposed and supposed allies around the world, but that's, you know, they're tentative at best if some deal can be struck with, you know, an outside force with technology that will that will give another country the edge.
Think about how horrible it would be if we did get in communication with aliens and all they wanted to do was speak to Putin.
unidentified
I know, or some other country.
I mean, I'm not American-centric that it should be us.
I think there's a huge chance that aliens come here and they look at America with a military force that's the greatest size of all the first ten countries combined and be like, whoa.
But no, I would just think that what I'm really interested in is if we see a culture that maybe has superior technology, but we do not like their culture or the way they handle themselves on their own planet, I would be surprised if there wouldn't be some pressure to cease communication if we don't like the way in which their culture acts on their own planet.
Maybe, like, there's, you know, two distinct gender groups, like male and female, and one is, like, you know, like a really, like...
I mean, there is such a thing as reproduction without members of the opposite sex being available or needed.
All right, well, listen, thank you very much for the call.
That's a good point, actually, isn't it?
Imagine that.
If we encountered a race of beings that was different enough that they didn't require or didn't have an opposite sex, so there'd be a lot of things they wouldn't understand.
Well, and I might add a lot of things they wouldn't fight over.
Cynthia, you're on the air.
unidentified
Hi, I have a couple of addictions I'd like to share.
Certainly.
My first is milk.
And believe it or not, I spend more on milk than I do on tobacco every week.
And my addiction is to genealogy and then meeting the people that I find in history in my bloodline and having interactions with them in the dream time.
The first, I know the signals from space are very exciting, but there's another breaking story, and I thought you'd have more of a personal interest in it.
And back in the day, I know you don't like these stories, but back in the day when we were all younger, I used to listen to you.
And people in my area just, you know, maybe they'd be asleep or not interested, but I knew there were people all around the world listening and thinking about the things you were saying and dreaming along with you and everything.
But now that you're back with social media, it's so interactive and it's such a wonderful community.
A guy that NASA tried to pay to write a book proving they went to the moon actually gave the advance back because NASA wouldn't give him the evidence to prove that we went to the moon or what they showed us we went to the moon.
But all the documents that he kept getting to go in their favor were redacted documents, and he couldn't do anything with them.
So he gave the advance back.
Okay.
To me, stuff like that, and I mean, we could talk for three days about stuff that's funny, all the way from, you know, Carter with his hands, you know, sobbing at his desk.
I mean, I don't know what it is that's so bad, but I thought the gentleman the other night, I thought he really was on something and he wasn't asking anybody.
John Teeter has not poked his head into 2015 yet that I'm aware of.
unidentified
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's kind of, I guess it wouldn't be an addiction, but it's kind of a little obsession with mine is that whole thing that happened with him back in, was it 2000 and 2001?
The old uh one of the old signals that was associated with that same sort of fast burst was in fact debunked uh as microwave ovens being opened prematurely.
Don't forget we're going to end up the show tonight with Bast Blast.
And that means I'm going to open up all the numbers for anybody.
You can call up and issue one fast sentence that gets your point across your emotion, your gut feeling, and do it really quickly.
And we'll just run through a lot of calls.
So that'll be all the lines involved.
The national line, of course, 952-225-5278.
First time caller line, area code 775-285-5800.
Or the Weird Addiction line, I Hate RFL line, Soulless People line, and Shapeshifter line, all combined at 575, the area code 208-7787.
That's 575-208-7787.
But we're not into Past Blast yet.
First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified
Hi.
Hello, Art.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I've been listening to you for about 20 years, and this is the first time I've called in because I thought it was something of paramount importance.
Okay.
All right.
So I kind of wanted to call in on the soulless person line, but I thought that I do have my moments of soul.
But for the most part, I live in total ambiguity.
Well, you say you have moments of soul?
Moments of soul.
It all started about 18 months ago.
I was just at work.
I'm currently self-employed, but at one time I worked for somebody else.
I came home and started to have a lot of different symptoms.
I mean, I'm sure you said, look, your meter is just on the other side of my bed, and it's taken my soul, and I want it back.
unidentified
Well, the reason I say it made me soulless is because I have trouble putting thoughts together.
And if I'm watching a movie that's really good and everybody in the room thinks it's really good, I just walk out.
Yeah, just kind of in my own little dialect.
But I wanted to let you know that they did say that there was an opt-out that was able, because there are so many complaints of people saying that they had different effects from the microwave pulses that go on continuously with these meters.
And I didn't know anything about it.
I thought a smart meter was just something that transmitted the usage over the hardwire lines.
That is the idea, yes.
Actually, it transmits through the air, I believe, right through my brain.
Yeah, well, I want to tell you that don't you worry about the shadow people or anything like that or the people in your backyard creeping around because your fans and I are all 100% behind you, sir.
Well, it was huge, though, Art, and it was a sighting that many people saw it, and it was very shocking to us.
It was some kind of a serpent creature on the, way out there, and there's all kinds of Indian legends from the natives that say that it'll take the children in, and we have a lot of people missing.
You've got to watch out for the undertow.
They say it could be the undertow, but it could be the monster.
I just want to give a quick shout out to all the DM talkers on Twitter, Rochelle, Jeff, Paul, you know, the whole gang, and say I hope you had a great Thanksgiving.