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art bell
Drama, drama, drama.
It looks like this will be the last show tonight for Leo Ashcraft.
Now, I wasn't going to talk about this tonight because I have no choice because Leo is posting on Facebook and all over about it, and I'm getting messages.
Let's see, what am I getting?
For example, here's one.
Email.
Please save Dark Matter News.
It's a great add-on to your show.
Thank you.
unidentified
From Inpur?
art bell
In Pu, I guess it is.
Anyway, like that.
Lots of messages like that.
So I have no choice but to do what I always do and come to all of you and talk about what's happened.
So here it is.
Last night when I went on the air, some of you may have noticed that I was a little distracted.
Well, I was.
Leo and Keith were in this giant battle, hanging up on each other, that kind of deal.
And I was in the middle of it, you know, trying to arbitrate.
And this has been going on for a long time, and I've been in the middle trying to arbitrate.
Well, trying to arbitrate just before the show is really a soul-sucking experience.
And so if I sounded distracted, that's why.
Today got worse.
Today, I woke up with a call from Heather Wade, my producer.
Boy, what a job she does.
And she told me that Amy Martin, who is our news writer, that's right, she writes most of the news, actually, and may soon be doing it, had told her that Leo had received an offer from coast to coast.
Oh, those people.
A big money offer.
And he was going to go.
And he asked her to go with him.
Wanted Amy to go with him.
She said, oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
I am loyal to art, and that's not going to happen.
So finally, late in the day, I sent Leo an email and said, hey, you know, man up and talk to me because I had left a message while he wasn't there.
So he said, okay, you can call me now.
So I called him, and he confirmed to me that indeed he had, it was true, he had had two offers from producers over at Coast, hadn't accepted yet, but was quitting anyway because he was angry with Keith.
He couldn't do it anymore, he said, and just no matter what, couldn't get along with Keith.
So that's what he says the reason is.
So today has been indeed another day of drama.
Basically, you know, he's putting posts up, Leo is now, on his Facebook saying that it's either me or Keith.
Me or Keith.
Keith and I have been together now for decades.
That's not going to change.
So whether it's Coast or somebody else, good luck in whatever endeavor comes next for you, Leo.
But that's the story.
Just, you know, in case people somehow get it wrong or don't know what's going on, they'll be able to refer back to this broadcast, the beginning of this broadcast anyway, and know what's been going on.
And indeed, when you start arbitrating like that between two people screaming at each other, it's soul-sucking.
That's what I call it, soul-sucking.
And it's not easy to have happen just before you're going to go on the air.
You know, it's one of those things.
So tonight will be his last broadcasts.
All right, let's look briefly at the news.
We're going to do open lines, by the way, tonight.
Open lines.
Guaranteed.
Whatever you want to talk about is fair game.
Anything paranormal would be good.
Now, I am going to open up a special line.
In fact, let me get that out now.
In fact, let me mark it down and all of this drama.
I didn't even do that.
Let's see.
Our special line is the Roswell line.
That's what it is, by the way.
Did you know that?
Roswell, New Mexico.
That's what you're calling when you call that special line.
And it's 575, the area code, 208787.
And our special line tonight is going to be dedicated to anybody out there who claims they are married to an alien.
So it's I'm married to an alien line.
Area code 575-208-7787.
If you're married to an alien.
The way I figure it with Dr. Jacobs and what he said, and then the follow-up to that, there should be a ton of you out there married to an alien.
Right?
Anyway, that's coming up in open lines tonight.
Briefly, looking at other news, the 26-year-old gunman who opened fire at a community college in an English class, killing nine, was an Army boot camp dropout, we now find out, who studied mass shooters before deciding to become one himself.
So this is now a study that people do, I guess.
How do you become a mass shooter?
Let's probably Google it, I suppose.
Good Lord.
Millions of people along the East Coast are breathing a little easier after forecasters now are saying Hurricane Joaquin will probably veer out to sea and not harm them.
It's still going to throw plenty of water In a place that has plenty too much water now.
I mean, they are a mess.
This would add to it.
So God, take it away from the East Coast.
Could dump, I don't know, up to 15 inches of rain in places.
So horrible.
Get this.
A sagging global economy has finally caught up with the U.S. Nervous employers, it seems, pulled back on hiring in both August and September as China's economy slowed.
Global markets sank.
The market tanked for a while.
Things are not good.
So they've caught up to us.
From theanomalous.com, The Alien Hunter shares a bizarre case from India, a case in which a woman claims to have been visited by what she calls the monkey people who left mysterious marks on her body.
And also, what she says is an implant.
Get that?
Right under her skin on the shoulder.
Some thinks it looks like a compacted hair follicle.
However, Alien Hunter explains that it is in biologic casing of some sort and will be tested.
It was removed surgically, and they're going to figure out what it is.
Isn't that weird?
So I'm anxious.
I want that report.
It's been an unusually busy week for UFO traffic in Texas, seems, for some reason, as bright, flickering UFO-type objects were first spotted back in March in Houston.
Is that right, Houston?
And then the same lights have reappeared in the same area almost every night.
This, according to an eyewitness, who has gathered so much footage, he is now going to produce a documentary on the lights.
We'll have to call them the Houston Lights.
So, okay.
In a moment, when we come back, open lines.
And as I mentioned, anything paranormal is fair game.
Anything at all, really.
Open lines means that.
Open lines.
So anything you want to talk about.
And one special line for any of you who, and there must be many, many, many, many of you out there, according to Dr. Jacobs and according to others that have been on the show lately.
It's been sort of a theme, right?
We're being invaded.
They are here, half human.
How many of you think you're married to a half human?
So it's the I'm married to an alien line.
And one more time, it is area code 575-208-7787.
We'll take a break.
When we come back, I'll do my hated how-you-call-on Skype lecture, and we'll get underway with nothing but open lines all night long.
Let's rock, shall we?
Let's go to the phones first.
And you're on midnight on the air.
Hi.
unidentified
That's right.
That's okay.
art bell
Hello.
Hello.
Going once, going twice, gone.
Hi, you're on the air.
unidentified
Art?
art bell
Yes.
unidentified
Art, I am right now.
This is like a dream come true.
I can't believe I'm actually talking to the Art Bell.
I can die a happy mad.
I don't want to die soon, but I can die a happy mad.
Holy moly.
art bell
Hopefully, there's more in your life to make you happy than a short conversation with me.
My goodness, Dan.
unidentified
I am so flabbergasted right.
I've been listening to you since I was like 15.
So this is actually like, you're like Johnny Carson.
art bell
And you're like 60 now, right?
unidentified
Oh, of course, of course, sir.
You know it.
You know it.
Mike, I've had two things that have been bothering me since you have left the place that will not be named.
John Teeter and Bob Lazar.
art bell
Yes.
unidentified
Any updates on either John Teeter or Bob Lazar?
art bell
Well, one at a time.
John Teeter has not been heard from by anybody.
Number two, it is a popular misconception that I spoke with John.
I did not.
I think that was on the other show.
And if he would like to talk to me, he's more than welcome to.
In the meantime, we are pursuing other time travelers, and we've got some pretty good ones on the hook, so hang in there.
It'll be coming up.
Now, it was John Teeter and what else?
Bobby.
Bob is a good friend, has been for a long time.
I'm sure he would come on the air if I requested him to, but here's the thing about Bob.
His story never changes.
And that is to his credit.
So if I were to have him back now, I mean, he came on and did a long show with me in which he went through every detail of what he did at Area 51, S4.
And that's it.
I mean, yes, we could have him back, but it would be kind of a replay of what we've already done.
unidentified
So his story doesn't change.
One last thing before I bounce from your lovely show.
If one day your archives could be opened up, I know many millions of us would be absolutely dancing the streets for joy.
art bell
Okay, well, the archives.
unidentified
We love you.
art bell
Thank you very much.
That's an impossibility.
The archives are owned by what is now called iHeartRadio.
And that's the old archives.
Now, we have begun to build very substantial archives, I might add, on this program.
So if you are a time traveler, you've already got hours and hours and hours and hours of archives, and we continue to build new ones every night.
Let's go to Skype and Stephen.
Hello.
unidentified
Hello, Art.
How are you doing tonight?
art bell
I'm doing fine, actually.
unidentified
Excellent.
And speaking of the archives, I wanted to do a quick plug for being a time traveler.
It was about last week.
In the past two weeks, I've been extremely busy.
And I fell behind on some of the shows.
I couldn't get the chance to listen.
And so I went to the archives.
I loaded them up on a multimedia, like a little MP3 player, and then I played it in my car on a long trip.
And let me tell you, it sounded absolutely amazing and like the speaker system in my car.
And it sounded like the whole radio experience.
art bell
I know.
The audio that we're able to produce when everything is right is astronomically good.
And that translates, of course, to the archives.
Hope you caught up on some good shows.
What'd you hear?
unidentified
I did.
Oh, what was the one, the last, about the nuclear.
I didn't get a chance to listen to the nuclear.
art bell
Oh, well, that'll cheer you right up.
unidentified
That was a very interesting show, to say the least.
And I actually had one quick question to you because I know a lot of people want to talk to you, but I had an interesting question for you that I don't think I've ever heard you mention.
And the question is, now that you're back on the air, and I kind of want to ask you, how does it make you feel?
Kind of talk about your legacy.
Like, how does it make you feel to know that so many people are impacted by your voice alone?
And just how does that feel?
Like, have you ever described that before?
art bell
No, I haven't, but I'll try, Stephen.
unidentified
Thank you.
art bell
Yeah, I guess I'm at the age where people begin talking about legacies, right?
Your religion and all this stuff.
I hate it.
Actually, I hate that stuff.
I really do.
I am still creating.
I guess that would be my answer.
My legacy is not to be written yet because I am still creating.
And I guess I'll be doing that all my life.
So I speak not of my legacy at this point, nor the legendary stuff.
I appreciate it all.
It's very nice, but I am still creating.
Let's go back to the phones and say, hello there.
You are on air.
unidentified
Hi, Art.
This is Flaz Von Plarita.
I'm listening to Short Wave, WTWW on 5085 kilohertz.
Great signal comes most of the nights, but you know, it is nice to get on the computer a couple nights.
And when I did that, the sound quality was audio, stereo, very nice.
And I wish I could do it all the time, but I just don't have internet connection where I spend a lot of my time on the Continental Divide doing astronomy.
And because of the dark skies and the proximity to the VLA, we don't have very good Internet connectivity there.
But I have been exploring this Martian cliff-dwelling creature, which was photographed by photographs.
art bell
Yeah, that's a hell of a photograph.
Hold on, sorry.
You know what?
If that's a rock, then I'll eat it.
I don't believe that's a rock at all.
That's some kind of creature.
unidentified
I knew you'd say that once you studied it.
And what we have found, we've been doing exobioanalysis and back engineering.
In other words, back engineering is analysis.
So then we reverse that and say, okay, if we were building a Martian creature, how would we do it?
And do forward engineering.
And what has come from that exercise is we now know how to build a Martian space suit that can take in carbon dioxide, turn it into oxygen for breathing, and just use very simple inputs like water and sunlight.
art bell
Well, that's lovely, but I'm not ready to book a ticket.
unidentified
No, but by looking at the physiology of how this Martian creature works.
art bell
Oh, by the way, let me add one more thing.
How to build a Martian alien or a Martian creature.
I guess it would be homeworld to the Martian, right?
So it seems to me from almost all the pictures I've looked at of Mars, and I've looked at thousands, the best way to build a Martian creature would be with rocks.
unidentified
Well, there's plenty of that available, but there's also carbon dioxide, and carbon dioxide can be turned into oxygen just the way it's been done on Earth with diatoms.
I think I sent you some links to pictures of diatoms on Mars as well as of the creature itself.
And the diatoms is what generated the oxygen on Earth.
We used to have an atmosphere that was rich in carbon dioxide just like Mars, and a lot of nitrogen and carbon dioxide, nothing to breathe.
art bell
All right, well, listen to me.
If you're really serious about this, in my opinion, sir, what you should do is immediately get hold of NASA because you'll make a lot of money.
I don't know if NASA's figured it out or if this is new technology.
Sounds new.
And so if you really can do that, then by all means, my goodness.
Yes, yes, yes.
Definitely.
Let's go to Oklahoma City.
Hello there.
unidentified
Hello.
art bell
Yes, sir.
unidentified
Oh, hi, Art.
Yeah, this is Mike.
We're just south of Oklahoma City there.
Yes, sir.
Hey, enjoy your show, man.
I'm sure glad you got back on, et cetera, et cetera.
Get all that out of the way.
I've had some very close encounters with UFO craft and the beings.
art bell
You know what, sir?
You're on my I'm Married to an Alien line is what you're on.
unidentified
Oh, I have this down as your Roswell line.
You said 575-208-7787.
art bell
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
Isn't that your Roswell?
art bell
It is, but that's my I'm Married to an Alien line.
Didn't you hear me at the beginning?
unidentified
Wouldn't you know it?
art bell
So, are you married to an alien?
unidentified
No, sir.
art bell
All right.
Well, I'm sorry.
I've got to enforce the rules or it doesn't work.
Thank you for the call.
I apologize, but really the rules.
The rules is the rules.
Sorry about that.
Let's go to Mike on Skype.
Hello, Mike.
unidentified
Hey, how are you doing?
art bell
I'm doing fine.
unidentified
Hello.
I want to tell you about something that happened to me.
I used to grow tobacco down near Port Burwell on the shore of Lake Erie, about a mile from Lake Erie.
art bell
Yes, sir.
unidentified
And there's a small graveyard there.
art bell
Yes.
unidentified
And everyone wonders where, a lot about.
And they see things.
And the people that work at the nursery say they see a hearse go down the road and then disappears in front of their eyes while they're driving down that road.
art bell
So, you mean like ghostly things?
unidentified
Yeah, and the horse-drawn with horses, you know.
Yeah, this is crazy.
art bell
That's more like some kind of a time slip or something, huh?
unidentified
Yeah, well, yeah.
And all over my farm, people are seeing shadow people and stuff from that time.
When we were hoeing tobacco one time, we were hoeing tobacco down the field, and all of a sudden we see these people going into that graveyard and putting flowers on the graveyard.
art bell
Is the graveyard on your farm?
unidentified
Yes, it's on our property.
art bell
Well, see, there's your first problem.
Probably it's not good to have a graveyard on your farm.
unidentified
Well, it's not our choice, Art.
art bell
Well, I understand.
unidentified
I think it's called the Berean.
I could look it up for you.
It's Wolfman here, so I can get back to you on that and give you the details.
art bell
Okay.
I'm just saying, you know, graveyard.
unidentified
Anyways, one time I was walking down that road at night because it would spooks everyone out, right?
So, wow.
Okay, this is the thing that I want you to hear, Art.
art bell
Okay, go.
unidentified
I saw, like, okay, this is strange.
I'm going to go right into it.
art bell
Please.
unidentified
Fireflies follow me around?
art bell
That's bad.
unidentified
I'm...
art bell
You've got to really hurry, sir.
We've got news coming.
unidentified
Anyways, the fireflies were in the trees.
They're following me.
I went to the fireflies.
All of a sudden, this thing comes out.
I said, show yourself.
I knew there was something there.
And a firefly comes out in front of my face and then blows up into a two-foot sphere of light.
art bell
Holy mackerel.
unidentified
And I don't understand what that is.
I'd like you to look into that.
I've never heard anyone else talk about that, but this is what happened to me.
It scared the shit out of me.
art bell
No, sir, no.
You can't.
What did I say about bad language?
unidentified
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Art.
art bell
So a firefly.
unidentified
It scared the crap out of me.
art bell
Okay, I'll let that go.
So a firefly blew up into something two feet wide.
Is that right?
unidentified
Yes, two feet wide in front of my face, and I could feel the sentience coming off of it.
art bell
Yes.
Well, next time you're going to want to swat it faster.
unidentified
Well, I had a staff with me that I carry because of wolves and creatures because it's way out, you know, it's in the boonies, right?
art bell
I can't able to fly with the staff.
unidentified
But the staff didn't make me feel comfortable.
I ran as fast as I could.
art bell
I would have done the same thing, sir.
Okay, thank you very much for the call.
We're up against the news here.
It is open lines tonight.
Anything, obviously, as you can tell already, anything you want to talk about is fair game.
Anything you want to talk about is absolutely fair game.
However, we do have a special line.
It's called the I'm Married to an Alien line.
That's right.
I'm Married to an Alien line, and I think it should be full.
It is full.
We'll go to one in a moment.
And it is full because if Professor Jacobs and others are right, there's lots and lots of hybrids out there, you know, half us, half them.
And there is nothing closer than a marriage.
Husband and wife, they know every little mood of the other.
So if you have detected that your other, as it were, is no longer fully human, then I want to hear from you.
And let us go there to I'm Married to an Alien Line, way back in the Midwest.
Hi, you're on the air.
unidentified
Hi, Art.
art bell
Yes.
unidentified
Art, it's an honor and a privilege.
I've been listening to you for years, and just glad to hear you back.
art bell
Well, thank you.
Good to be back.
And you are obviously, because of this line, you're married to an alien, right?
unidentified
Well, I questioned it for years what was wrong with her, but after listening to Dr. Jacobs the other night, now I know.
art bell
All right.
I mean, you know, what are the signs?
I mean, hopefully she's not there listening, right?
unidentified
No, no, she's not.
art bell
Okay, good.
I don't want to hear a sudden shot in the background or a scream and then know you're gone.
So you think she's an alien?
Why?
I mean, what are the signs that she displays?
unidentified
There's absolutely no.
I've never met anyone like her that has no emotion, no compassion, no.
I mean, it's just a stone, cold, constant, serious demeanor about her.
art bell
Really that cold?
unidentified
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I mean, she has tried to destroy me more than once.
art bell
Oh, my God.
But, I mean, just stony, cold.
I can't believe it.
That's horrible.
Hold on a second.
Just let me get in the mood for this.
unidentified
You're as cold as ice.
You're willing to sacrifice our love.
art bell
Does that about wrap it up?
unidentified
That's the theme song right there.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
art bell
Oh, that's horrible.
I mean, she probably wasn't that way in the beginning or you wouldn't have married her, right?
unidentified
That's correct.
That's correct.
And as soon as, and I'm sure you've heard those stories before, as soon as you say, I do, then all of a sudden everything changes.
And honestly, for years, I just, I couldn't believe anyone could be like this.
art bell
I mean, she obviously has to respond when you speak, but it's kind of like a cold.
I mean, how would you describe her voice when she talks to you?
It's sort of a.
unidentified
No, it's a monotone.
It's, you know, the eyes.
I mean, people that...
Oh, no, it wasn't that either.
You will do as I ask, honey.
art bell
Oh, you will do as I ask.
And has it been ongoing that way for how long now?
unidentified
Oh, over 15 years.
art bell
And if you disobey?
unidentified
Oh, there's been some horrible, horrible things.
art bell
We don't even want to talk about them here on the air, right?
unidentified
Exactly, because I will not fight back.
art bell
So these are like scars that will be with you forever.
unidentified
Oh, I'm afraid so.
art bell
So now, Dr. Jacobs, sir, says that these are not friendly aliens, and I guess you're ready to confirm that fact.
unidentified
Absolutely.
My mother thinks that she's a vampire, but I think after listening to Dr. Jacobs, I think she's an alien.
art bell
So not only.
Not only your wife.
Oh, God, this is unbelievable.
All right.
Well, you know, I wish Leo luck earlier.
I really wish you luck, sir.
unidentified
Well, I appreciate it, Art, because I'm trying to distance myself, but I hope I can do it, you know, fully get away 100%.
art bell
Awful.
All right, sir.
Thank you for the call, and good luck.
unidentified
Thank you, Eric.
I appreciate talking to you so much.
art bell
Yeah, take care.
That's a sad story.
That's a really sad story.
I'm not sure I can go on picturing him night after night after night.
Cody, hello there.
You're on the air on Skype.
unidentified
Oh, hi.
art bell
Hi.
unidentified
So actually, I guess I could consider myself one of the younger viewers of the show.
I've been listening to you only for like a couple of years.
art bell
I suppose you could stare at the computer, you know, as you listen.
So you're a listener, actually.
unidentified
Yeah.
I mean, I've just like actually, the way I heard of you, I actually had to go through like the old archives of your old ghost, the ghost shows, and that's how I discovered you.
That's right.
And I just thought you were so much better than, I guess, the older show, as you could put it.
So I want to talk about my dad.
art bell
Before you do, would you like to express any, I don't know, sympathy, compassion for the last caller?
I'm broken up about that.
unidentified
Not much.
I really have to go saying that kind of thing.
Anyway, but my story kind of revolves around my dad.
He's an electrician.
But in the past, he's had his own little experiences with the paranormal and stuff like that, with Ouija boards.
He's had just little small trinkets of events that he couldn't explain.
And he's told me all about them.
But the one that always sticks with me is when he went to go work at someone's house because he's an electrician, as I said.
And the people at the house seem to be like, you know, normal people, but he kind of picked up of weird stuff.
Like he saw a lot of books on Hitler and some of the rooms and a lot of weird bird masks.
And he had to get to this one room to work on their fuse box.
And they're like, we have to clear a bit of stuff out.
So can you come the next day?
And he's like, okay.
So he comes the next day and then he opens the room and what do you know?
On the ground is a giant pentagram.
So yeah, so he's thinking, oh, I just better finish my job and get the heck out of here.
art bell
I'm trying to sit here and imagine what was in the room that they cleared out.
Good God.
unidentified
Yeah, and then he had, anyways, he had part of his job, he had to fish the wires through the attic.
So he was going through the attic, and then as he was clearing the insulation, he found this little leather box.
This little leather box, and it had this red wax stamp right in the middle with this symbol.
He didn't know what it was.
So he actually kind of just sat there for quite a bit of time just staring at this box.
And he was like, should I open this?
art bell
Probably not.
unidentified
Yeah, he decided, like, he was like, you know, knowing my luck, I'll probably release hell on the world.
So he just kind of like put it back underneath, finished his job, and got out.
And, you know, a couple months later passed, and then my grandfather came and he handed him the newspaper.
It turned out that a house got raided by the police.
art bell
Oh?
unidentified
Yeah, and, well, no, that's about it.
It's just he didn't know what else happened.
He kind of know what they were raided for?
I guess just satanic ritual activity.
art bell
That's not illegal.
Remember, we live in the home of the brave.
unidentified
Oh, no, I'm in the free.
art bell
You're allowed to do that stuff.
Where do you live?
unidentified
Canada.
art bell
Where?
unidentified
Canada.
art bell
Charlie.
Canada.
Oh, okay.
Well, maybe in...
unidentified
So in Canada, it's more illegal activity or not, but I guess he never really heard about anything else.
He never heard about if that box was ever found.
But I always kind of just wondered what was in that box.
art bell
Scary stuff, eh?
unidentified
Yeah.
And before I just hang up, because it is a pleasure to talk with you, I think I have a recommendation for a future guest because you're into the whole Ouija board stuff.
art bell
No, I'm not.
unidentified
Yeah, I know.
But I know there's this guy on YouTube.
His page is called Live Sci-Fi.
And all he does is just sit around playing with Ouija boards.
And he records what he also has a recording device, and he records what he hears.
He actually picks up some pretty scary stuff.
art bell
So that's bullied for him.
But my estimation is one day they'll be picking him up in little pieces of it.
unidentified
I just think that's the type of guy you should get in contact with for like a future show.
art bell
Well, I'll think about it.
Thank you.
unidentified
All right, thanks.
art bell
Have a good night.
So the little box virtually said everything but Pandora on it.
unidentified
Oh, God.
art bell
Don't forget, folks, if you think you're married to an alien, and here she is not within earshot, difficult at this time of night, I'm sure, call I'm Married to an Alien Line at area code 575-208-7787.
The last story was gripping and scary beyond all belief.
Remember, she told him, essentially, she is in charge.
You will do as I say from this moment on.
The vows.
Hello there.
In Washington, I think you're on the air.
unidentified
Hello, Art.
How are you doing?
art bell
I'm doing fine.
Where, in fact, are you, actually?
unidentified
I'm in Washington, D.C. Art, I have to tell you, I've been followed by the presence or the spirit of my grandfather for a long time.
art bell
How do you know it's your grandfather?
unidentified
The things that I've talked to my mother and my aunt about, about their life, that only he would know.
And I know it's my grandfather because my grandfather used to build houses and he built the church back home in North Carolina.
And I'm building in my mother and my aunt's house right now.
art bell
Are you able to see him?
unidentified
I can feel his presence.
And Art, it's incredible because he tells me things to do.
Like, I started my own publishing business with my fiancé.
And can I mention the name of it, Art?
art bell
No, I'd rather you don't.
I know you want the plug, but I'm sorry, but really not.
unidentified
Don't need the plug, Art.
We're pretty good as we are right now.
Anyway, so you keep told me things to do, and it's been, you know, working consecutively.
I mean, from the business to working with my mom and aunt, I know it's my grandfather.
I can feel his presence, and sometimes I can even smell his tobacco.
art bell
Wow.
Okay.
Well, listen, what can I tell you, my friend?
But hang in there, and hopefully your granddad's a good guy.
It'll be good advice, and you'll rise to the top.
unidentified
Thank you, Art.
Hey, Art, welcome back.
art bell
Thank you.
Very nice.
Going to, I'm Married to an Alien line?
I believe in New Orleans, Louisiana.
Hello.
Hello there.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
art bell
Oh, you are there.
Okay, good.
unidentified
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was talking to you for a second, but you must not have heard me.
I was talking to myself over here.
art bell
Yeah, sorry about that.
You're in the New Orleans area, right?
unidentified
Yes.
art bell
Married to an alien for real?
unidentified
Yes, I actually am.
Okay.
art bell
All right, let's go through this.
I mean, when did you realize that your wife was, well, one of them?
unidentified
Okay, well, you see, here's the thing.
You don't really, okay.
Sometimes it's not like I married a gray alien from the sky that she crash-landed and it was like, I know.
art bell
Oh, I know.
Listen.
According to Dr. Jacobs, they look absolutely normal.
unidentified
Well, this is, here's the thing.
This is more normal.
Not the whole marion part.
I mean, well, that's normal too, but there's a lot.
Most, I'd say about 3% of the population more or less is, you know, tears or aliens, you know.
It's been going on forever, Art.
And the fact of the matter is that I ended up marrying one, and I found out after the fact, after the fact.
art bell
I mean, I. In other words, you think she was converted after you married her?
unidentified
Well, here's the thing.
She's very, she's nice.
I'm not going to say my wife's name, Cynthia.
art bell
No, don't.
unidentified
Sorry.
art bell
Well, you just said it.
unidentified
Gosh.
Okay.
Anyway.
art bell
Do you want to terminate this call before you get in trouble?
unidentified
No, no, no.
All right.
art bell
Then tell me about her.
unidentified
Okay, here's the thing.
She is a person.
She acts like a person.
She's a hard-working woman.
She has a great job.
She is a person.
Fact of the matter is, is the type of alien she is, her species sends their kind, I'm trying to say the right nomenclature, down to Earth and basically in human form.
But spiritually, and it's not like appearance-wise, but spiritually, the soul, the brain, the inner workings, the inner tubing, if you will, that's all aliens.
art bell
The inner tubing?
That is what you said.
You don't have to get any more graphic than that.
The inner tubing.
Okay.
Wow.
unidentified
You know, I'm trying to speak radio lingo.
art bell
I'm starting to get scared.
Inner yikes.
unidentified
Yes, but this.
art bell
Don't give me any more on that.
That's enough.
unidentified
Okay.
They're not here to invade the planet.
They're not here.
It was basically to originally to save their species.
You heard about the alien abductions where, you know, people were abducted and guys, you know, their seed was taken from them and stuff like that.
And it was to help save the species.
Well, this was the same.
This was another route to help save the species.
The only difference is it started out as an experiment.
And then, of course, once you have people here, once you have the aliens here, they begin to breed, they begin to populate, the bloodline goes down.
I mean, Art, you might have alien blood in your veins for all we know.
I know my son does.
And my son looks just like me and not like her.
art bell
Well, I mean, you would have to say your son certainly has alien blood in his veins, right?
unidentified
She is half alien.
Her mother is a human being.
mother was actually born in Oahu, Hawaii.
Her father is just like her.
art bell
Yes.
unidentified
You know, alien on the inside, human on the outside.
But her uncle, and I believe her grandmother, who I haven't met, is actually from another dimension.
I can't even pronounce the name.
art bell
Okay, how does this, if you don't mind, how does this manifest in your wife?
What is it you notice about your wife that makes you even believe this?
unidentified
She bleeds green.
art bell
She does what?
unidentified
She bleeds green.
art bell
She bleeds green?
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
art bell
Like light green, dark green?
unidentified
Shocking green?
It's like the baby food green color.
Oh, God.
art bell
Gerber green.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
You don't want to.
So that's why I tell her not to pick roses with thorns and stuff.
You don't want the green blood coming from the fingers and stuff.
Yeah.
I asked her, and I joke around all the time.
I ask her what she's doing.
Well, that's no joke.
That's no joke.
I joke around and ask her if she could take me back to her home planet.
You know, it's no joke.
It ends up in fights all the time.
art bell
It does.
unidentified
And I mean, I don't even know if she has a birth control.
I mean, even by saying this right now.
art bell
Maybe she doesn't even need it.
Well, she does.
I mean, you've got a son, right?
It is by her.
unidentified
I know.
I mean, if Trump becomes president here, I'm actually not actually married to an illegal alien from outer space.
Who knows what he's going to do, you know?
art bell
Well, I'll tell you this.
You'll have to fill out one hell of a lot of paperwork.
unidentified
Well, look, here's the thing.
art bell
It's hard enough getting my bride here from the Philippines.
You try it from another planet or galaxy.
Any idea where she's from, by the way?
unidentified
It's way at those star systems, way, way, way out.
You know what the God, what's that one star called?
The big red one?
art bell
Mars.
unidentified
Canis Majoris.
art bell
Oh, that's a star.
I'm sorry.
So even past Alpha Centauri, way out there.
unidentified
Yeah.
art bell
All right.
All right.
So I've done a lead line.
But lead green, my God.
So if you look in your loved one's eyes and you see Gerber Green or whatever.
Oh, look at this.
I'm sorry about that.
When we go into open lines, we get so many calls that Skype throws up its hands and quit.
It just did that.
So everybody, please be patient with Skype.
I'll bring it back up.
I can do that when it just quits.
So keep trying.
As with the phones, you know, if Skype doesn't answer, try and try again.
It will eventually, as I'm about to prove now, and go outside the country to Mark.
Hello, Mark.
unidentified
Yeah, hi, Ark.
Good morning.
art bell
Good morning.
unidentified
Good evening to you.
I have a true story.
Now, I'm not claiming causality here, but this was very strange.
In May of this year, May 2nd, actually, I was on a flight from Frankfurt to Sevilla, Spain, on Lufthansa flight number 1140, sitting on the window near the wing.
And I decided I was going to try and do an experiment.
And I'm not claiming causality, but I looked out the window after about an hour into the flight, and I looked up and I concentrated, and I said, if there are aliens out there, please give me a sign.
art bell
And you wanted a sign while you were in the middle of probably a 30,000 feet?
unidentified
Yes.
And we were just about to go over the Pyrenees, and I concentrated for about 15 to 20 minutes.
And I was sitting next to the left wing.
And about 20 minutes after I was really seriously concentrating on this, the engines cut back substantially, almost to a glide.
And the pilot came on the microphone on the intercom system and announced that there is a, in German, he said, there's a Kleine Riss, a small crack in the cockpit windshield.
art bell
Whoa.
unidentified
This is true.
Now, I'm not claiming causality, but this is very strange that this happened within 15 to 20 minutes of me really concentrating and looking out the window.
And we made a pretty much wide emergency landing in Madrid.
art bell
Oh, my God.
What a story.
unidentified
True story.
art bell
Well, you know, you better time your wishes and your intent throwing better.
unidentified
Well, let me tell you, when we got off the plane, the cockpit door was open, and the pilot did a wonderful job, but he understated what really happened.
The windshield did not blow out, but it was completely shattered.
It was still in the window.
It was still in the window frame, but it was completely shattered.
It was not a small crack, as he had told us.
art bell
Well, they always underplay that stuff, Mark, of course.
unidentified
So I don't know if I should take responsibility for that, but that really happened.
art bell
Well, it sounds like you are taking responsibility.
See you later, Mark.
Bye, bye.
I think he's in Germany.
I hope I got that right.
Anyway.
Can you imagine?
You certainly would imagine that you did it.
I am married to an alien.
Oh, they gave up?
Well, maybe not.
Maybe I punched the wrong line.
Hi there.
I'm married to an alien, right?
That's you.
unidentified
Well, I was about 13 years ago.
art bell
Uh-huh.
So did you, when you filed for divorce, I'm assuming you filed?
unidentified
No, she did.
She couldn't stand me either.
But here's the deal.
They took us to the home planet.
art bell
What do you mean, they?
unidentified
The aliens, her home planet, the alien masters took us to the home planet.
art bell
Holy smokes.
unidentified
Well, what they were doing was doing research on the mating and reproductive habits of the human species.
art bell
They wanted to observe you in marital bliss.
unidentified
But basically, procreation.
art bell
That's horrible.
Absolutely horrible.
unidentified
They gave a demonstration with two of their aliens, two of their creatures.
They wrapped their tentacles.
art bell
Like alien, don't tell me, sir.
Alien porn, so to speak.
Probably to get you in the mood.
I'm sure it would ruin the whole experience.
I mean, tentacles?
unidentified
It only lasted about eight seconds.
They shuddered, they vibrated a little bit, and then the female alien's back opened up and a baby popped out.
A baby alien.
That quick?
art bell
Wait a minute, that fast?
unidentified
Yes.
And they said, well, how do you mate on Earth?
So we hesitantly did it, and they got kind of a problem.
art bell
When requested to do such a thing, after being taken to another planet with a bunch of aliens standing around, probably rooting you on or whatever the alien equivalent of a root is, how could you do that?
unidentified
Well, obviously, we did it for science.
art bell
Oh, really?
Yeah, but not our science.
It's their science.
unidentified
Well, yeah.
But the thing is, they got a puzzled look on their little alien faces, and they said, well, where's the baby?
And we explained to them that on Earth.
art bell
Nine months.
And so I'm curious, nine months later, what happened?
unidentified
Well, we didn't stick around.
They apparently weren't very impressed, and they kept wondering why I was kind of hurrying there toward the end.
art bell
So did you have a child with this alien?
unidentified
No, it turned out I was shooting intergalactic blanks.
art bell
Intergalactic blanks.
All right, sir.
You could not have done a better job.
Thank you for that call.
Married to an alien.
And I'm not going to repeat the rest of it.
That was truly uber, wasn't it?
Let's give Michael a try on Skype.
Hello, Michael.
Hello.
How are you doing?
unidentified
Can you hear me?
art bell
I hear you fine.
Michael, do you have any comment on the concept of intergalactic blanks?
unidentified
Intergalactic blanks.
art bell
Never mind.
It was just a joke.
What's up?
unidentified
Well, I'm the guy that sent you the audio on your video on your dream.
art bell
Oh, you're the one who put that together.
unidentified
That is so cool.
art bell
It is so cool, Michael.
And anybody who has not seen it, Keith, back up to the top of the site with it, please.
Keith will know what I'm talking about.
Put it back up to the top of the site.
This is Michael, who put together the animation of my dream of encountering an alien saucer while I was in a bus.
It's the doggaunted thing you've ever seen.
Michael, you're very talented.
unidentified
How do you do that?
Well, I've been doing 3D animation.
It's just a hobby for about three years, or for about 10 years.
And I always listen to your programs.
And I heard your story about the dream.
And I thought, I'm going to make an animation about that.
And I sent it to Keith because I can't post it.
I sent it to Keith.
And I said, if you like it, you can post it.
art bell
All right, let me give you full credit.
You want to give your last name on the air?
unidentified
Mike Gingrich.
art bell
Michael Gingrich.
Right.
G-I-N-G-R-I-C-H.
And you deserve the credit because, man, that thing is awesome.
So now it's back up at the top of the page, Michael, and everybody can go over to artbell.com right now and take a look.
unidentified
Well, the thing I appreciated is that you liked it and that Keith liked it.
And I really appreciate it.
art bell
No, I didn't like it.
I loved it.
And so did Keith.
Keith sent me a text saying, oh, God, Art, you've got to see this right now.
And so I took a look and I just laughed and laughed and laughed.
Great job, Michael.
Thank you.
unidentified
Thank you.
art bell
Take care, buddy.
That's Michael Gimertz.
Wow, the guy who did that animation.
You've got to see that animation.
Seriously.
It's at artbell.com.
By now, I would probably suspect Keith has it to the top of the page.
But it was really cool.
Really, really cool.
Phoenix, Arizona, you're on the air on the phone.
unidentified
Hi.
Hello, Art.
Yes.
Well, that was pretty quick.
This is Ryan out in Sonoran Desert Buckeye, Arizona again.
It's great to hear your voice out here.
art bell
If you're complaining, I can put you back on hold.
unidentified
Oh, no, no.
When I called before, usually there's a wait, so I was just...
art bell
I just happened to pick that line, so lucky you.
unidentified
That's fine.
How's Asia doing?
Is she doing better?
art bell
Yes.
She went through a week of being at home, missing school.
Must be heartbreaking.
Missing school.
And, yeah, that's pretty serious stuff.
You know, she had 103.5 temperature, and that scared the, you know, what out of me.
unidentified
Yeah, I hope she's doing better.
And I'm, you know, I'm glad to hear that.
I was just going to throw a couple of things at you here.
And How about have you thought about bringing back the honors to the final call, saying goodnight to the world in America?
And have you thought about, remember you used to do that years ago, the voice box when JC would call you, you had that funny sound?
art bell
Yes, I'm the one who put that voice box together and adapted it to broadcast.
But JC is missing.
JC may have passed into the next life.
You know, you got to wonder how he's doing, too.
When he got to the gates, I wonder if they recognized him.
Oh, you're our guy.
You were the one calling Art Bell, right?
unidentified
Yeah, he used to call you the devil and all this, but he would listen and call you, so that was interesting.
So he would call you all these names, but he would still listen.
art bell
No, yes.
unidentified
And it was funny when one night he called you.
This is back in 97.
I don't know if you remember it, but he used to tell you that he used to shoot at cats with a pellet gun or something.
And with the voice box, you would say something about patches of pellets and praise the Lord.
art bell
Yeah.
Well, anybody who shoots pellets at cats ought to be horse whipped.
And if you're still alive, JC, you hear that.
There you go.
I'm a cat person.
Sorry.
unidentified
All right.
Can I ask you one more thing?
art bell
Yes, yes, yes, sure.
unidentified
Oh, great.
This is about rest in peace to Colonel Philip J. Corsa.
art bell
Yes, indeed.
unidentified
There's been a lot of people who have come out and disputed some of the things he said.
I know.
And I understand some of it, okay?
I read the Dr. Roswell book, but I look at his record and how honorable he was, served the country during World War II, highly decorated.
And that classic show on July 23rd, 1997 with Colonel Alexander.
art bell
Boy, you're a good record keeper.
You know, here's what I would say.
Here's what I would say.
I would say that the way he laid it out seemed logical to me.
In other words, if you were going to integrate alien technology from a crash, that's how you would do it.
You would parcel it out slowly to industry and defense, and that's how you do it.
So it made sense to me.
unidentified
And wash your hands from it and let the companies take credit for the thing about that show, which was crucial, is that Alexander backed up what he was saying, is where he was at, his record, his and this is my point of all this.
The very end of the show, I'm amazed that people haven't picked this up, but at the end of the show, you asked Colonel Coruso, why are you coming for now, Colonel?
And he told you something that was very telling to me, that stuck with me all these years.
He said he's doing it, that he did it for the grandkids, for his boys, that he wanted to have a record for them.
So I don't think somebody who, it's at the end of their life, because he died the following year, sadly, and he said that he wanted a record for his grandkids.
I just can't see someone like that disrespect his family, disrespect his, dishonor his grandkids.
And I just wanted to put that out there is, to me, that what's what really convinced me that he was telling the truth.
Good for you.
art bell
I thought he was telling the truth, too, sir.
Thank you for the call.
I thought Colonel Corso absolutely was telling the truth.
And when you spend hours interviewing somebody like this, I'm not saying that you have an absolute truth detector, but my BS detector is pretty darn good.
And Corso came across as absolutely the real thing to me.
You know, I'm not sure what to say, except I think he was the real deal.
And beyond my thinking he was the real deal, the way he laid it out, as I just mentioned, made sense to me.
If you were going to release new technology that had come into your hands as a result of a crash at Roswell, that's exactly how you would do it without creating, you know, all kinds of very serious suspicion, don't you think?
I do.
Let's go to Daniel on Skype.
Daniel, hello.
unidentified
Hello, Art.
art bell
Hi.
unidentified
Roswell's.
art bell
Thank you.
unidentified
Hey, I wanted to know if it was possible.
I know you've been bringing a lot of the good things from the past shows back again, and I'd like to know if we could possibly do a mass concentration experiment for some positive results to happen.
And also, I have another comment.
I have a question about what happened between you and Jimmy Church.
He's claiming now that your famous phone call was a fake by a person who called in, and he's claiming that he did it as a hole.
art bell
I have no idea.
Jimmy Church is, oh, let's see, one thing at a time here.
He's a guy who claimed that he had this deep association with me, Sarah, that I called him all the time.
I listened to his show constantly, and he was filling in for me and all this kind of stuff.
And it was all baloney.
I had talked to him one time in my life, and one time only on the phone in a group call.
That was it.
But the way he sounded and the postings he was making, it was like he was part of my genetic family or something.
Yeah.
So, you know, people do that.
I guess they try and attach themselves to other people.
unidentified
He seems to have went the George way.
art bell
Well, anyway, sir, have a good night.
unidentified
Thank you.
art bell
You bet.
Take care.
That was a strange deal indeed.
All right.
To the phones and whoever this is in Florida.
Hello.
unidentified
Hey, Art.
How are you tonight, sir?
art bell
Well, just fine, actually.
unidentified
Good.
You know, more and more, I'm starting to think that a lot of these mass shootings that have been occurring tragically, I'm starting to think that the government has a connection to it when it comes to, you know, their experiments with mind control And things.
I know that might sound a little strange, but I got this strange feeling when I. It sounds a little conspiratorial, to be honest.
art bell
But you know what?
You can't rule it out.
It's so weird that you really can't, at this point, rule anything out.
unidentified
Well, why I'm saying that is because of them trying to get gun control.
And I really think they're trying to get rid of the Second Amendment.
I got that strange feeling whenever.
I know.
art bell
Every single time it happens, we have the same arguments about gun control, right?
Every time.
unidentified
It's happening more and more.
And when I watched Obama talking the other day about it, he just got the strange feeling.
He was pushing it.
art bell
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I know.
And here's what I have to say about it, okay?
And I think I said this on Facebook.
We don't need gun control.
We need mental health.
What happened, Ronald Reagan was a president that I very much admired.
But he did something during his tenure that I did not admire that much.
He basically opened the doors of the mental asylums across America, and out they went.
Now, I think we have a mental health problem, not a gun problem.
Guns are just things.
People are the ones who decide to use them, and a decision to use one randomly, as in going into a school and shooting up a bunch of people, so if that quote was accurate, you can be in the news.
That's crazy, isn't it?
C-R-A-Z-Y, crazy.
So that's just my opinion.
I understand there are many.
But that's mine.
And we don't need gun control.
We need control of people.
Anyway, we have open lines tonight.
Anything you want to talk about?
I've got a special line.
And if you think you're married to an alien, that's right.
It's called I'm Married to an Alien line.
If you're married to an alien, call me at Area Code 575-208-7787.
Let me give that one more time because it's not a normal number we give out.
Area code 575-208-7787.
That said, let's, well, now wait a minute.
There we go.
We've got one.
Are you married to an alien?
Hello?
Going once, going twice.
He hung up.
See, she was probably lurking in the background.
Let's go to the state of Virginia.
You're on the air.
Hello.
unidentified
Hi, this is John at Danville, Virginia.
art bell
Yes, John.
unidentified
Did you get the sheet music poster that I sent you for Somewhere in Time?
art bell
I did not.
unidentified
Okay, been looking for a large brown vanilla envelope.
The wife and I were out dating in an abandoned thrift store.
It's about a three-foot by two-foot poster of Somewhere in Time with sheet music on the back.
art bell
Wow.
I will look for it.
unidentified
All right.
One more quick point.
I have a possibility to interview for a 911 dispatch position in a couple weeks.
art bell
Any advice?
Sure.
My advice is before you do it, think very, very hard because it's a very, very hard job.
I'm not saying don't do it.
It's a great public service.
Here's what I'm saying.
I worked as a 911 dispatcher in Monterey County for a year.
And for about half that time, you're in training.
So they spend a very great deal of money training you.
But it's a tough job.
It's a really tough job.
And it's such a hard job that you've got to decide what kind of person you are.
Now, if you're the kind of person who can just like erase work when you're done and go home and live your life, then fine.
The job is for you.
If you cannot do that, then don't do it.
Because you've got lives in your hand every day.
People live and die by your decisions.
And even if you make the right decisions, having people live and die while on your watch is going to get to you.
So think very hard before you begin training because it's a lot of training and a lot of work.
And it'll drain your soul if you're not careful.
Let's go to Aaron on Skype.
Hello, Aaron.
unidentified
Hi, Art.
art bell
Hi.
unidentified
I want to talk about Mel's hole.
I was wondering if you've had any contact with him after the 2002.
art bell
No.
No.
The last word I had was that Mel was ill and he went to Australia.
And that is the last word.
unidentified
So based on everything you know, I mean, you've had private conversations with him and stuff.
Is there anything you have that you could pursue to advance the story?
art bell
Well, there are some recent photographs of what is said to be Mel's Hole.
Now, I don't know if it's true up near Ellensburg.
I don't know if it's true or not, but I do have somebody looking into Mel's Hole.
I don't want to go too far into it, but the answer to your question is yes, I'm pursuing info.
unidentified
Yeah, actually, I sent you an email a couple months ago with a picture that I took from the street in Ellensburg.
It was actually posted it on the website.
It got like 6,000 views.
art bell
Was that in your opinion, Melshol?
unidentified
I don't know.
It's really strange on Google Earth.
It's like this area is all plowed in a circular pattern, and there's like a hole in the middle.
And measuring it on Google Earth, it's about nine feet in diameter, like Mel said.
So, you know, I went out there and just, you know, took a picture from the road.
I didn't want to trespass on.
art bell
All right, well, look, keep me informed.
And if you do any investigation, please contact me right away.
That's all I can say.
And I do know a little more, but I don't want to talk out of school here.
Outside the country, Jaffe, I believe it is.
unidentified
Hello.
No, no, no, no, no.
art bell
No?
unidentified
Are we live, Art?
art bell
Well, yeah, sure.
When I say you're on the air, when I say something like you're on the air, that has meaning.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, listen, I'm a newbie to Skype, and what I was kind of struggling with was getting to exchange, what is it, contact information.
art bell
But you don't have to.
See, you don't, okay, listen, you don't have to exchange contact information.
All you've got to do is put in add, and then, by the way, where are you?
unidentified
I am in South Korea.
art bell
South Korea, okay.
So you just add M-I-T-D55, and voila, we appear in your contacts.
Then after that, when you hit it, here you are.
unidentified
Do you know what's really funny is I was just testing, actually.
I was just testing to see what was wrong because I tried three times.
This is the third time now I tried to get you for us to exchange contact information.
And just out of the blue, I called, and then I tried to disconnect because it's like, holy camole.
This is not good.
I want to get out of here.
So you got me now.
I'm cool.
art bell
What part of South Korea?
unidentified
It's a couple hours south of Seoul.
I've been here since 2002.
All right.
It's a fascinating experience.
That's for darn sure.
art bell
Are you there in the military or as a civilian?
unidentified
I've been working here since 2002 as a professional elf.
Seriously?
Yeah.
I'm a big guy and everything, but I've managed to make a fair deal of money that way.
Wow.
Not even just Christmas either, but all times of the year.
art bell
So you work in Korea as a professional elf?
unidentified
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, absolutely.
art bell
This is his career night.
unidentified
I've got some people back sometimes, but it kind of catches them off guard.
But that's the deal.
art bell
I think it's wonderful.
How do the South Koreans like you?
unidentified
It's problematic.
It's problematic.
So it's a mixed bag, really.
Me personally, or just foreigners in general?
art bell
Well, both.
unidentified
I'm married to a Korean lady, and it's been that way for a few years now.
art bell
Koreans have some of the most beautiful women in the world.
unidentified
They do.
There's no doubt about it.
Yeah, you won't hear any argument from me as far as that goes.
But I'll let you in on something here, Art, before you let me go.
Professional elf, English language facilitator, trademarket, baby.
It's a joke.
I got it.
I'm pulling your legs.
art bell
Yep, I got it.
All right, thanks.
I got to go.
Take care.
unidentified
Professional elf.
art bell
Yes.
He wouldn't argue with that, would he?
We have a very special line tonight.
I'm married to an alien line.
If you think you're married to an alien, then there must be many of you.
And I understand your reluctance to talk about it.
In fact, you better be sure that you're alone when you talk about it.
And you better be sure that your alien mate is not listening.
Because.
Well, you know why.
So if you're married to an alien, area code 575-208-7787.
575-208-7787.
With that in mind, to that very line, and you are on the air.
Are you truly married to an alien?
Hello?
Hello, hello.
Says you're on the air.
unidentified
Me?
art bell
You.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
We talked over.
art bell
You've got to be there when I say hello.
unidentified
Her grandfather was a foundling, which, like I was telling you, I'm not necessarily sure what the parameters of an alien is.
art bell
Well, look, you don't call up a radio program that's looking for people who are married to an alien if you're not sure you're married to an alien.
unidentified
Well, all chicks are aliens.
I didn't say that out loud, did I?
So, anyway, are you...
art bell
Go ahead, I would begin at the beginning, and as I mentioned before I picked up the line, I'd make dog on sure that she wasn't listening to you.
unidentified
I know.
Oh, I know.
Yeah, she's in there watching Blue Bloods.
art bell
She's watching Blue Bloods, huh?
unidentified
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
Everybody worships this person.
art bell
By the way, have you seen her bleed?
unidentified
No, not necessarily, no.
And her skin is smooth, like normal, none of that nonsense.
art bell
So what about her eyes?
unidentified
Dark.
art bell
Dark, huh?
Foreboding?
unidentified
Black.
Almost like black.
art bell
Black, black eyes.
Really?
Doesn't this, I mean, don't you sometimes go to bed and look over and go, woo-hoo.
unidentified
yeah, exactly, exactly, huh?
Yeah, when she whopping me with a pillow or adjusting myself, or getting too hot, I've been touched by a hand that was about 200 degrees at night.
Really?
Yeah.
art bell
At 200 degrees, you would be scorched.
unidentified
Yeah, I just might have exaggerated that one, but okay.
art bell
So she's hot stuff.
unidentified
Yeah.
art bell
All right.
Listen, I'm going to terminate this.
unidentified
Thank you.
art bell
Yeah, I don't want to.
unidentified
I have one question for you before we go.
art bell
Yes, yes.
unidentified
If you don't mind, I'm sorry for wasting everybody's time, but what happened to Ted Rice?
Who's Ted Rice?
The Cosmic Connector.
Who's he?
No.
You don't remember?
No.
He was one of your competition, but not really.
He had a television show about years ago.
You never met the man?
art bell
No.
unidentified
That's crazy.
art bell
Never even heard of him.
unidentified
He's Billy Goodman, but other than that, thank you.
art bell
Okay, you're very welcome.
Sorry, I just don't remember him unless that was a pseudo-name.
I think I might have heard Billy Goodman at the end.
If I did, yes, indeed.
Billy Goodman was a competitor of mine and a friend, too.
Billy and I stayed in touch years and years and years later.
I think I heard him say Billy Goodman at the end, that that was his radio name.
If it was, yes, I know Billy.
Knew Billy.
I'm sorry.
He's passed away now.
But he did a show very much like this one in Las Vegas at the time I did it.
I think he's still in line.
Is that who you're talking about?
unidentified
Yes.
art bell
Billy Goodman?
unidentified
Yes.
Oh, heck yeah, sure.
Gloria Euphoria?
art bell
Absolutely.
Was a great guy.
He and I had a lot of fun together.
So, yeah.
I'm sorry he passed away.
Yeah, sorry he passed away, and he's very much missed.
But he picked up on the same kind of stuff that I was doing back then.
And that's a lot of years ago in Las Vegas.
That brings back memories indeed.
Let's go to, I think it is Krista.
Is that correct on Skype?
unidentified
We're through.
We're through.
art bell
Krista?
unidentified
Hi.
art bell
Hello there.
unidentified
Hi.
This is Stan and Krista from Esperance, Washington.
art bell
Welcome to the program.
unidentified
Hi.
Thank you, Roswells.
And this is Stenjay on Bell Gap.
My wife has a story about a ghost that she encountered that she's going to tell you about.
art bell
All right.
So you made the call, and then she gets to do the talking.
unidentified
I'm coaching her through it.
I've been listening to you for years, and she's a newbie.
Well, I grew up listening to you, actually.
art bell
Really?
unidentified
Yes, I grew up, like, through my grandparents.
My grandparents listened to you, and I like hearing that.
Like nightmares.
I would wake up and you were playing on the radio.
They'd leave the radio on and you would come on and the kids would all hear the scary stories and stuff.
Yes.
Anyway, go ahead.
No, so when I was in junior high, we went to we went to Charleston.
We went to we.
art bell
You know what?
You're really nervous, aren't you?
unidentified
I am.
art bell
All right, just relax.
Take a nice deep breath.
When you were in junior high, you went to sounded like Charleston.
Is that right?
unidentified
It was in the south.
We'll just.
art bell
Charleston is a beautiful city.
All the old buildings.
unidentified
Well, yes, of course.
So we went to Charleston.
We went on this ghost tour, and it was my very first experience with anything ghost-related.
Okay.
And then what?
Anyway, as she was walking along during the ghost tour, she felt something tap her on the back.
art bell
Okay.
unidentified
And as she turned around, I'm trying to help her along.
She's very nervous.
There was nothing there, but there was a candle that appeared to be lit that nobody else saw.
Absolutely nobody else saw.
art bell
Okay.
unidentified
So it was basically a ghost candle.
And supposedly in this specific house, that was what happened.
People would see this specific candle being lit.
art bell
Okay, you said you were on a tour, right?
unidentified
Yes.
art bell
So there were others there.
unidentified
There were other people.
It was a group of other middle school students.
art bell
Everybody with you did not see the candle that you saw.
Is that correct?
unidentified
There was one other person that I talked to after the fact that saw this candle being lit.
But nobody else actually saw the candle lit.
So she had somebody, a witness to this.
It wasn't just her.
art bell
Well, I wonder why just two, when there's so many, why only two would see it, especially when it was, you know, like the legend of the place, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
We were also, so the girl that actually experienced this, she actually also felt a tug.
art bell
A tug?
unidentified
She was the only other person that I spoke to in my specific group that felt a tug on her shoulder.
art bell
Wow.
unidentified
Were you guys in like the very back or something?
We were.
Yeah.
Well, there you go.
art bell
All right.
Now I've got a question for you, too.
All right.
You're in the same room?
unidentified
Yes.
art bell
So, as you look at each other, I mean, really examine each other.
Is there anything somewhat alien about the other?
unidentified
I don't know.
My wife might have a more interesting answer to that question than I would.
All right.
He definitely.
art bell
No, spill it.
Go ahead.
Let it out.
unidentified
He definitely has a more an open.
He's definitely much more open to the prospect of aliens and ghosts.
Well, I try mind control art and it doesn't work.
That's the only problem.
I think I can debunk that.
art bell
Well, when she tries it on you, does it work?
unidentified
Yes.
Yes.
art bell
See, there you have it.
All right.
Yet another happy couple, human and hybrid.
You two have a wonderful night, and thank you for the call.
unidentified
You too, Art.
Thank you.
art bell
I love it.
Let's go to the phones.
You're on the air.
Hello.
unidentified
Hello.
art bell
Yes, hello.
unidentified
Hey.
Can you hear me?
art bell
I hear you.
unidentified
Okay.
Yes, I'm hoping that you'll have David Jacobs back on again.
art bell
Depend on it.
unidentified
Yes.
art bell
Actually, the truth is, I'll tell you what, it's going to be a while, but he's already scheduled.
There's no way I could not bring Dr. Jacobs back.
What he said was too mind-blowing, frankly, to not get a follow-up.
unidentified
Well, see, I wanted to say something about what he mentioned about people having telepathy.
I had some UFO experiences, and I met this very strange man after I had them.
Well, not only could that person call me on the phone and tell me what I was thinking, I also watched them walk out of their own body into someone else's.
And I wondered if he could tell us whether or not anyone else had ever mentioned that.
art bell
Well, it's something that you wouldn't keep quiet about, I would think.
Somebody walking out of a body into another body.
Yikes.
So, yes, number one, he's scheduled.
Number two, yes, you can ask him that.
That show really was, for me, a mind-blower in every way.
In fact, if you are a time traveler and you can go back and listen to the Dr. Jacobs show, do it.
That's one show you don't want to miss.
Trust me on this.
If you're a time traveler, do it.
Barbara on Skype, you're on the air.
unidentified
Yeah, hi.
art bell
Hi.
unidentified
Hey, Art.
I'm sorry you're having trouble there.
Oh, that's all right.
I hope things work out nicely.
I do too.
That's really my hope.
But anyway, I wanted to tell you this story.
It's kind of a strange one, and I know people may have trouble with it, but it is a true story.
Okay.
A few years ago, my sister passed away.
She was very ill, and she was in the hospital.
art bell
Right.
unidentified
And we were called in.
She was an ICU.
We were called in by the nurse.
Things did not, you know, were going badly.
art bell
Right.
unidentified
And my mom and my niece, her daughter, and I went in.
My nephew, her son, was on his way.
We were all gathered around the bed.
She was hooked up to a lot of tubes, her blood pressure, her heart monitor.
And they had her bed cranked up in a sitting position because she had trouble breathing and she was on an oxygen mask, which she had been on for days.
She could not breathe without the oxygen.
art bell
Got it.
unidentified
At one point, I saw her blood pressure fall very, very low.
She began to flatline.
And the nurse said to me, she's passing.
I looked at my sister.
My mother was, you know, very close to my sister and crying.
I told my sister, I looked at her, and she had been awake for all of this and was still there with us.
I looked at her and I said, please don't leave us.
Come back as a ghost.
Now, I hope that's not sound like a terrible thing, but I didn't want to lose my sister.
art bell
I understand.
unidentified
My sister actually was a little surprised and looked up at me.
And she passed.
art bell
Wow.
unidentified
My mom was crying terribly hard, and my niece was crying, and I was crying.
Of course.
And after a little while of us all just standing there crying, the nurse said, I have another room.
You can all gather in.
Let's go to the other room.
We all began to walk out slowly.
I was the last.
They were pulling the tubes.
She had no blood pressure.
She had a flat line.
No heart rate, was not breathing.
They took the mask off my sister.
She had not been off this mask in a week.
She was totally gone.
I turned and looked at her as we left the room, and I saw her speaking.
I saw her mouth forming words.
I just stood there.
I told my mother, I said, do you see that?
She's talking.
My mother didn't seem to acknowledge it.
She was just too upset.
I couldn't hear her, but I could plainly see her mouth forming words, not slowly, fast.
art bell
You are talking about the body of your sister, or the physical body of your sister, not a ghostly figure, but...
unidentified
The physical body.
art bell
You do understand that it is possible That muscles and nerves.
unidentified
Yes, but I saw words being formed.
Wow.
I saw her.
She was not spasming.
God.
I do know about that.
And I didn't know what to think.
I still have never heard of a story like this.
Nor have I. I am a nurse.
art bell
Yeah, this is absolutely a new one on me.
unidentified
That's why I wanted to tell you this, because I have never heard of this before.
art bell
And you could not make out any of the words?
unidentified
I was very far across the room, and to this day, I regret so much that I did not walk over, but I was just so stunned.
I just looked at her, and nobody else saw this.
I could see that her lips were actually, she was speaking.
I could see her forming words with her lips.
I could not understand.
She was speaking very fast.
art bell
Well, that's what happened.
Yeah, that's an amazing, amazing story.
And maybe you can be comforted in the fact that she tried.
unidentified
Well, that's the only thing I can think of.
And I never, I will always regret that I did not understand what she was trying to say.
Sure.
Except that maybe she was trying to tell me I'm not gone.
And I wanted to tell the story because I know we are all wondering, you know, what's next.
art bell
You bet.
unidentified
And I'm telling the truth.
And believe me, I am as sane as, you know, can be.
art bell
I believe you, and that's what we do.
unidentified
And I saw that.
Well, anyway, it is nice to have you back.
I've never gotten to take you, tell you that.
So it's wonderful.
art bell
Thank you so much.
And thank you for that story.
Here's what I would say.
We explore all the time what might be coming next.
It is possible that she did form words and that it was done essentially from the other side.
The physical manipulation.
It's also possible that we don't understand all we think we do about the process of dying.
And I know scientifically they say, look, flat-lined, not breathing, no heartbeat, no mental activity.
We're dead.
Right?
But I don't think we understand it all, and I don't think it is nearly as instantaneous as we believe it to be.
But these are all things we mortal humans can only wonder about, short of absolute science that tells us what death is conclusively.
We don't know.
There may be a kind of consciousness that we don't understand that continues.
Anyway.
Anyway, I'm sure she certainly loves you.
So that's what I'd take away from that is comfort that she was trying to do what you asked her to do.
From the high desert and the great American Southwest, this is Midnight in the Desert.
Hey there in Florida, you're on the air.
unidentified
Yes, Mr. Bell?
art bell
Hi.
unidentified
Hey, my name's Ryan.
I'm calling from Pensacola.
I just had a quick question for you.
When you had your Dark Matter show, you had some EVP, like a team who did EVPs on there.
I was wondering if you plan on having them back on.
art bell
Well, we've already had them back on, and they're going to be on again, I believe, toward Halloween.
So if you are a time traveler and you can listen to older shows, you want to go back and listen to the GIS show.
We did that some time ago.
unidentified
Okay, and is that the name of the group?
art bell
Yes, it is.
The Ghost Investigators Society.
unidentified
Okay, great.
Yeah, that was just a really spooky show.
And I was a trucker when I was listening to it.
It really helped me pass the miles.
art bell
You know, I often wondered, sir, if you were out in the middle of essentially nowhere in a truck and you were hearing these voices like that, how it would affect you.
It must have been weird.
unidentified
Well, I'd probably pull over and get some sleep if I started hearing voices like that.
All right.
art bell
Well, listen, thank you.
We're going to have them back around Halloween, we believe.
So there you go.
unidentified
Okay, well, thank you.
art bell
All right.
Thank you very much.
On Skype, I think it's Misty.
Misty and her husband.
unidentified
No, just me.
art bell
Just you.
I could have sworn I heard a man's voice.
unidentified
Well, no.
No, I'm not married and live alone.
art bell
Okay, in that case, I would look around very carefully right now and make sure that there's nobody there.
unidentified
Okay, you're scaring me now.
art bell
Go right ahead.
unidentified
So I wanted to tell someone, or a lot of people, I guess, that would believe a story.
I've told this story before, but always to like family members that are non-believers.
But when I was 13, I started having memories of an abduction experience that happened to me and my family when I was about five, four or five.
And the memories were traumatic and came back over about a two-week period of time.
And when I talked to my parents about the particular situation that I remembered, they validated that these folks were at our house that got abducted with us.
And they validated some things, but they didn't remember the spaceship or any of that.
And let me tell you this story really quick.
I woke up to a bunch of Commotion in the house.
There was a younger couple that had been, my father was in the military, and this couple were in the military as well.
And they'd been playing cards when I got sent to bed that night.
And so I woke up to a bunch of commotion.
My dad hollering, just yelling and screaming, coming out of the living room.
And I come out of the hallway and I look, and my dad looks at me directly in my face.
And I could tell that he forgot about me.
The front door is open.
Everybody's leaving and scrambling.
And he's like yelling at me, get out, get in the car.
And we go out, and my dad has a Balibu, which he confirmed that for me later because I didn't know that at the time.
But we got in the car, and he used to race stock cars also as a side thing that he liked to do.
So we all jump in the car.
The younger couple is in the back seat, and I'm in the back seat with him, and my dad tries to start the car, and it won't go anywhere.
And they all know what's going on.
And the only thing I really know at that time is that I wanted to take something from my bedroom or from the house with me, even though I didn't have it.
I had wanted to, because I wanted to prove that this time that it really happened.
So I think that it happened before, but I don't remember it before.
I just know at the time I knew it had happened before.
And the car wouldn't start, and the guy in the back seat says, let's get in my car, Ray, you drive.
And so my father and we all scramble, and they have a little Volkswagen, and we scramble in, and I'm in the back seat again, and I'm sitting in this younger couple's lap, pretty much.
And dad tries to start the car, and the car won't start.
And then everybody but me, just, all the yelling and everything just stops.
Everybody just turns off.
And my dad gets out of the car, and then my mother gets out of the car, and then the couple that I'm on their lap, they're just like leaving me and bouncing me out, you know, off onto the seat as they get out of the car.
And I see my mother walking around the car, and I just really wanted to go with her, so I get out of the car, and I start to try to follow her, and she's not there.
And I look and I see my father's feet lift up off the ground, and he just starts floating into the air.
And I look up and my mother is very close to this huge, huge spaceship that I can't see the sky.
It's like above our house.
art bell
So you're saying they were in the middle of being abducted?
unidentified
Yes, and I was still on the ground and I could see all of them going up into this ship.
And I didn't know what it was.
I didn't know it was a ship.
I mean, I was just little, you know, I didn't understand.
I wasn't afraid.
I just, I did want to go with my mother, and I was having some anxiety about that.
art bell
Of course.
unidentified
And then all of a sudden, I felt these long fingers go around my waist from behind and lift me up off the ground.
And I turned to try to see what was behind me.
And all I saw was like, if you could imagine what an astronaut's helmet would look like, only it was like reflecting.
That's all I saw was like that mask.
art bell
Gotcha.
unidentified
And it was reflecting.
I could see it reflecting.
art bell
All right, we don't have a lot of time.
So what happened?
unidentified
It touched me with something cold on the back of my neck.
And that was it.
The next thing I remember, I woke up in my bed and I was just beating the heck out of my neck, trying to wipe this cold thing off.
art bell
And your parents were back?
unidentified
Everybody was there.
Yeah, everybody was there, including the couple that were asleep in the living room on the couch, which was like, that would have never have happened, but they were there.
And my parents remembered that they were there the next morning as well.
art bell
And nobody remembered any of this experience except you?
unidentified
They remembered that my dad had some car trouble and that the couple that was there had car trouble and they said that's why they spent the night.
art bell
Wow.
You know, if I were you, I would go and get myself hypnotized, I think, and try and find out if that's the truth.
I mean, it's possible that as a youngster, you formed some kind of memory that wasn't real.
I'm not saying it's a false story.
I'm saying that it may or may not be a real memory.
But if it were me and I had a memory like that, I'd sure as heck want to know if it was real.
So there is that.
You might think about it.
Sharky, outside the country, somewhere.
Hello.
unidentified
Oh, hey, Art.
art bell
Hey, where are you?
unidentified
I'm actually in Canada, Ontario, to be specific.
art bell
Oh, you're on the wrong line.
unidentified
Yeah, my bad.
art bell
Okay, Sharky, I'm sorry.
Got to go.
Trias on the North American line.
That's for people outside of North America, which is MITD55.
If you're outside of North America, MITD55, if you're married to an alien.
We've had some pretty good ones tonight.
If you're married to an alien, then you can call I'm Married to an Alien Line, and that number is Area Code 575-208-7787.
I know I don't give that out enough.
I'm sorry.
When we have a special line, Area Code 575-208-7787.
Hey, you know what?
I also should open the first-time caller line.
If you have never called the show, wherever you are, it's area code 775-285-5800.
That's for first-time callers.
775-285-5800.
Okay, let's go to how about here.
I think we're going to California somewhere.
Hi.
unidentified
Hi.
Yes, this is John, Apple Valley, California.
Yo.
Hey, so I wanted to share a, I guess you would say a time-traveling out-of-body experience, kind of going with your show the other night.
Okay.
All right.
I was 18 at the time, living probably 18 or 20, and living at home.
And now let me preface by saying out-of-body experiences aren't something that fits my religious beliefs.
It's not something I would want.
So I went to sleep this particular night, and when I woke up, I realized that it was daylight, and my room, my bedroom, was reverting back to when I was a little boy.
And I could feel myself reverting back to a child.
Really?
And before I knew it, I was nine again, sitting on the floor playing with my toys, and I could hear my mother calling me.
Wow.
And I realized at this moment that I was out of my body, and it freaked me out.
art bell
And you realized that you were back in time?
unidentified
That's what it felt.
It felt as though I was back in time to when I was nine years old.
art bell
Were you physically identical?
unidentified
I don't know.
It felt as though I regressed into myself back then.
art bell
Right.
unidentified
If that makes sense?
It does.
It does.
And then, so I realized I was having this experience and it frightened me and I wheeled myself back into my body and it took a lot of effort and finally, like with a slam, boom, I was in my body and I, like I had been underwater for five minutes, I came up gasping for air and my heart was racing.
Right.
And so it took me a while to go back to sleep, as you can imagine.
art bell
I can't.
unidentified
And I had this exact same experience happen three times in a row that same night.
art bell
Wow.
And never since?
unidentified
No, never since.
So that night I remembered the movie, the Christopher Reed movie, Somewhere in Time.
Oh, yes.
So I turned on the radio to tether myself to the here and now.
And it worked, and I went to sleep and didn't have any other experiences.
art bell
I thought you were going to say you got my show and totally lost it.
unidentified
No.
art bell
All right, well, that's an amazing story.
And maybe, who knows, maybe three times in one night, maybe you were back.
I think it happens.
unidentified
It sure felt real.
art bell
Well, what do we know about time, right?
We think it's linear and just progresses, and you can never move within or beyond the present march of time, but maybe you can.
Thank you very much for the call.
unidentified
Thank you.
art bell
Good one.
On our first time caller line, you are on the air.
unidentified
Hello.
Hi.
Good evening.
Good morning.
Yes, yes, whatever.
Yes.
Thanks for taking my call.
The reason I'm calling, I'm a long time listener of you, and I appreciate your radio shows.
The reason I'm calling is because when I was a very little girl into my teens and into my, even as an adult, I've had night terrors.
Night terrors that my siblings would just, I'd wake up and they were in my room.
What are you doing?
And they'd say, I'd be screaming and throwing stuff and I wouldn't remember anything.
art bell
Oh, night terrors are terrible.
unidentified
They are.
They're horrible.
My husband sleeps with one eye open, believe me.
He's still not used to them.
Anyhow, one in particular, I had to have been seven or eight years old, you know, second grade, and something was in my bed with me.
The only way I can explain it is it was slimy and had a form.
It was at the end of my bed where my feet would go.
And every time my feet would touch it, I would start hollering.
And finally, my dad came, and he took whatever was inside my bed and threw it away in my trash can.
And to this day, I have no idea what it was.
art bell
So this was not part of a night terror.
This was the real McCoy.
unidentified
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
I remember everything.
My dad said he just kind of winks at me.
He's like, oh, I'll tell you, it was just a nightmare.
And I'm like, no, it really happened.
You were there.
He doesn't seem to remember it, but it was some sort of grayish, jellyish type matter.
To this day, I have no idea what it was.
art bell
Not something you want to feel with your feet.
unidentified
No, that's, yeah, it was pretty disgusting.
art bell
Well, listen, what took you so long to call?
unidentified
Well, you know, I get scared calling radio shows and people, you know, really, I don't know.
I just, I don't know.
art bell
We're easy.
We're really easy.
unidentified
Well, I'm a big fan of you.
I really am.
I'm a huge fan of you.
art bell
Well, thank you.
And thanks for the first time call, really.
unidentified
All right.
Have a good evening.
art bell
You take care.
Going straight to the alien.
I'm married to an alien line.
You're on the air.
unidentified
Oh, hey, Art.
How are you doing?
I'm okay.
Mark.
Mark from Van Nuys.
And I'm really scared calling in because I just found this out recently, and I'm afraid to actually ask her about it, you know.
art bell
Well, I understand the trepidation.
Let's try this so we're sure.
What has led you to believe that she is one of them?
unidentified
Well, I would have a lot of dreams, you know, like UFO-related dreams and whatnot, but I could never put my finger on it.
art bell
Yeah, but that's you.
That's you, not her.
unidentified
Well, I'll tell you what happened recently.
Recently, I would get up the night to use the bathroom, I would look over, and she's shapeshifting on me while she's in bed.
art bell
Oh, that's a big tip right there.
unidentified
Yeah.
art bell
And what was she shapeshifting into, if I can ask?
unidentified
Well, she'd be in a regular form and like a reptilian type skin.
And it's happened like three times now.
art bell
That's a real mood crusher.
I mean, when you look over it.
Yeah.
Have you had the guts yet to even talk to her about it?
unidentified
No, that's what I was just saying.
I'm really afraid.
art bell
I would be very careful about bringing this up.
unidentified
Well, honey, no, I'm just talking to Ronnie.
art bell
Oh, God.
You heard that, I take it.
Well, you know, I picture reptilian-created pieces of whoever we were just talking to all over the room right now.
First time caller line, you're on the air.
Hello.
unidentified
Hi, this is Connor in Oklahoma.
art bell
What do you think?
I don't know.
Maybe you weren't listening.
Connor, what do you think happened to that last caller?
unidentified
Oh, that Beth Aviard, he was gut.
I mean, she got him.
art bell
Gutted him.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
art bell
Eviscerated him.
unidentified
Yeah, he's a goner, that's for sure.
art bell
All right.
Well, I want these people who are calling this line to be really, really careful because, well, because of what you just heard.
All right.
Anyway, what's up?
unidentified
Scary stuff.
Willard, I was going to call about some stuff that happened to me.
I believe as a small child, I had a series of encounters with, I guess, what most people would consider a demon.
art bell
Really?
A demon.
unidentified
Yeah.
I'd say so.
art bell
This is the first time you've ever called this program.
unidentified
It is.
It is.
art bell
What kind of demon?
unidentified
Now, I guess I should have just kind of started.
I mean, I must have been about...
They would leave the room.
art bell
Sure.
unidentified
And then, after a couple minutes or so, I would hear a voice start talking to me.
Usually from behind my bed or from another part of the room.
And it's hard to remember distinct things that it would say, but it was very demented and kind of, I don't know, it liked making me upset.
art bell
Probably not hard to do with a four-year-old.
I'm sure you were totally freaking out.
unidentified
Oh, yeah, totally.
And so, and, you know, excuse me, Aaron, I'm a little nervous.
art bell
It's all right.
Take a deep breath.
Try to remember.
unidentified
So, yeah, I had these distinct memories.
They would put me to bed.
I'd hear this voice.
I'd cry.
It'd go away.
They'd come back in the room.
They'd check things out.
They'd leave because there wouldn't be anything there and they wouldn't hear anything.
And then, a couple minutes later, it'd start talking to me again.
And the only thing that I remember, the only sentence I really distinctly remember is one time it asked me if I wanted to die.
art bell
Oh, man.
unidentified
Yeah.
art bell
And how does a four-year-old answer that question?
unidentified
Exactly.
I think I can't remember what I said to that.
art bell
Well, if your parents had you trained as a polite youngster, you would have said, no, thank you.
unidentified
Right.
You know, I'm not sure.
I would have been pretty freaked out.
But no, otherwise, I did.
It's hard to tell if these were, I would hear it, and I have waking memories of that that have never gone away from me.
I just never forgot them.
art bell
And you never will forget them.
Thank you.
It's horrible.
Horrible, horrible, horrible.
All right.
So all the lines are filling, filling, filling in full.
Let me go to Skype and say hi, Tom.
unidentified
Hello, Art.
art bell
Hi.
unidentified
Roswell, longtime listener.
art bell
Thank you.
unidentified
Having a panic attack?
art bell
Right now?
unidentified
Oh, you know, gee, the anxiety in the gut of just getting on the air is just incredible.
art bell
Well, you'll get over it.
unidentified
I'll take you down and try and breathe deep.
art bell
Yeah, deep breath.
unidentified
But you know, those questions that you have, those ones that sort of burn into your soul?
art bell
Yes.
unidentified
I've got a bunch of those, too, just like yours.
art bell
Sure.
unidentified
That after-death stuff?
What happens to people when they die?
art bell
It's the biggest question for all of mankind.
There's no question about it.
And I try to do shows that attempt to answer that question.
It's not answered yet for me, not absolutely.
You know, there are some people I really envy them who have faith.
You know, they have such absolute faith that, you know, there will be paradise or heaven or whatever waiting for them.
And I envy that.
unidentified
I have had a number of experiences actually talking to the dead.
art bell
They do.
unidentified
My imagination.
art bell
Yeah, you know more than I do.
If you've talked to the dead, you're ahead of me.
unidentified
And, you know, it's really pretty easy.
I'm like 73.
I'm about your age.
And I have outlived just all but a very small handful of my friends.
art bell
Well, I'm 70.
So you're three years older.
unidentified
Right, right.
Yeah, let's not stretch it.
Yes.
art bell
I'll be there soon enough or not.
unidentified
So back in 99, I'm standing in front of the library waiting for it to open, and my mother pops in, sort of in your mind's eye, in your imagination, and starts talking to me.
Well, I thought, you know, I'm just imagining this.
And she's saying, you know, I just left the body and they won't let me pass over because I've got too many unresolved conflicts.
art bell
Really?
unidentified
So she stayed with me like that for about six years.
And I just kind of, you know, discounted it as imagination.
But five days later, after I had the first vision, I get a postcard in the mail from my brother who has, you know, misplaced my phone number and couldn't call me when she died.
So he sends me a postcard and telling me that he, you know, the time that she passed.
And sure enough, it was exactly the time I was standing in front of the library.
art bell
Wow.
unidentified
And she was really good at conflict.
Oh, man, she was, you know, she had that destructive streak.
She'd go after people that she thought were doing wrong things.
She just created so much conflict for herself.
So, you know, that was her sin.
She was like begging forgiveness.
I said, Ma, you know, don't beg forgiveness from me.
I know you did the best you could.
art bell
And I take it she finally did, after six years, pass on?
unidentified
Well, she kind of faded away.
She just gradually faded away.
And I don't see her anymore.
That was back in 99, so I don't see her anymore.
art bell
Pretty amazing story, I mean.
unidentified
I have had a number of people appear in my imagination just like that.
I used to rent rooms, you know, being here in Honolulu.
You can hardly afford an apartment alone.
So, you know, you rent out the bedrooms to whoever will rent them.
And at the early 80s, I was renting to college students.
Yes.
And this one lad stayed the usual year like they do.
And I kept seeing him in my imagination standing right there at the corner of the hallway, kind of on the other side of my computer desk, looking at me.
You know, this occurred so many times.
Finally, I just talked to him, and I said, Johnny, are you out of the body?
And he said, yeah.
Yeah, I died of AIDS in 87.
art bell
Oh, my God.
unidentified
And I said to him, well, what are you doing here looking at me?
Aren't you supposed to go somewhere?
He said, well, I don't know.
I always thought about you because you're the only man that ever loved me.
You washed my clothes for nothing.
You cooked for me for nothing while I was going to school.
You treated me better than anybody else I ever knew.
You treated me better than my father.
And that's kind of like I just feel like I am attracted to you.
And when I'm with you, your heart energy seems to dispel the negative stuff that's on this side that's trying to get after me.
art bell
Yeah, I think most of the negative stuff is on this side.
Thank you very much for the call.
At least I certainly hope it's that way, don't you?
That the negative stuff is on this side and it's not so negative over there.
Not a lot of time.
First time caller line.
You are on the air.
unidentified
Hello.
Hello, Art Bell.
art bell
Yes, sir.
unidentified
This is Steve from Syracuse.
I love listening to you.
You know what I thought.
I haven't written it, but I was going to write Art Bell, Mr. Freedom of Speech and Carinet.
art bell
I hope so.
unidentified
I have no screeners, and I'm so happy to have you on the line.
I got good news.
art bell
Yes, sir.
unidentified
Okay, the good news is I have a calling very much like St. Thomas Aquinas had or like Jesus had where you're trying to care about the whole world and make it better.
I could go into detail.
I was born, hey, I was born on six days after D-Day, another Gemini, but I'm a Gemini monkey.
And you living up to what I call 33 birth pass, because you're the best listener in the world, except for a psychologist, second opinion I have.
But the good news is, oh, I love your sense of humor and you care for people.
Okay, let me talk.
I'm an autistic.
art bell
I see.
unidentified
I was born.
I was a twin, born six days after D-Day.
I think that's important.
The whole world was playing like mad for that D-Day invasion.
And I was born six days after D-Day.
And what I wanted to be when I was about two and a half, three years old, my mother was reading the Pied Pipe of Hamlin.
You know that story?
She did.
I do.
Well, I identify with him.
I was all excited.
And then her response was, he's evil.
Well, boy, did that pop my balloons when I was guilt-ridden and self-doubting.
art bell
Ah, you're not evil.
unidentified
As much as I was 12.
art bell
Okay, well, listen, you're not evil.
I understand you are autistic, and you're definitely not evil.
unidentified
So aesthetic, autistic, savant.
art bell
Right.
unidentified
Aesthetic Autistic Savant.
Remember that.
art bell
Well, savant means genius in one category.
unidentified
I've got to break it.
Understanding the problems of the world to make a bad.
art bell
Okay, I hope you do, but I've got to go.
You know, I just took a photograph of what the studio looks like.
We're in a seven-minute break, right?
And the North American screen is going berserk with Skype.
I mean, there are calls behind, calls, behind, calls.
And the international is going, first-time caller is going, the I'm Married to an Alien line is going, and right now, overseas is where we're going.
Hi.
Ryan.
unidentified
Hey, how you doing?
art bell
I'm doing okay.
unidentified
Where are you?
I didn't know this was overseas.
I'm actually.
art bell
Oh, Ryan.
You're on the wrong line.
Thank you, and have a good night.
unidentified
Sorry.
Those are the rules.
art bell
And actually, I passed up other overseas callers because I had Ryan holding.
So to whoever Was trying to get in, give it another try, those folks, and I'll get you on.
You know, as we're making rules, once again, in the Skype world, to get hold of this show, MITD 5-1 for North America and MITD 5-5 for the rest of the world.
Those rules are really important.
Let us go to Jesse.
Hi, Jesse.
unidentified
Hi.
Oh, my gosh.
I've been listening to you for so long.
Really?
I'm calling in because I have a story about getting kicked out of the astral plane.
art bell
Really?
Were you out of body at the time?
unidentified
Yes, I was.
When I was in high school, my last two years of high school, I really started getting into doing like astral projection.
art bell
I mean, I can understand getting kicked out of high school.
I can understand getting kicked out of a lot of things, but the astral plane, my goodness, what did you do?
unidentified
Well, I went to this place and I was just called it the cathedral because it was a cathedral.
Right.
And I went in and I found this office at one point and there was a big black window behind this desk.
art bell
Yes.
unidentified
And if you sat in the chair and you turn around, you could see stuff.
Like stuff that you would have no idea knowing.
art bell
In other words, you're saying like you were in a different place?
unidentified
I'm sorry?
art bell
It's like you were in a different place?
unidentified
It's like you were like a scrying kind of glass or something.
art bell
Yes.
unidentified
Because you could ask to see something and you'd see it.
art bell
Okay, got it.
unidentified
And then you could verify it once you were back in your body.
art bell
All right.
So pray tell, what did you do to get booted from the plane?
unidentified
I'm not really sure, but I went into that office at one point and there was a man in like a charcoal gray suit with just brilliant blue eyes and white hair.
And he turned around and said, you're not allowed to be here anymore.
And he like snapped his fingers and I haven't been able to get back.
art bell
Wow.
Well, I guess that's kind of sad.
I guess you feel like you did something wrong, but I'm sure you did not.
Maybe you didn't have to be able to do it.
unidentified
But it was a rouch.
Surprising, I guess, because I had been there so many times and it was just, I don't know, it was unexpected.
art bell
And so you've never been able to get back.
unidentified
Correct.
Okay.
art bell
Well, listen, thank you very much for the story.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Can you imagine being able to get away to the astral plane virtually at will, as she described, and then, I don't know, suddenly not being able to?
Bummer.
Outside the country, somewhere at Peter.
unidentified
G'day aunt.
Theater in Bendigo?
art bell
Yes, sir.
unidentified
This is a story that experience I had about 17 years ago.
I was at my ex's place and I was trying to get to sleep.
It was a very hot night.
I had a fan at the end of the bed, and it was making this usual noise that they do.
But I could hear a whispering noise also.
And I was really annoyed because I was trying to sleep.
I had to get to work early the next day.
And I could hear this whispering noise, and I intently listened to it more and more.
And then I could understand it was actually something speaking to me.
And I heard something say, Peter, get up or get out or something like that.
And I think it was get up.
And so I went out to the hallway.
I was really frightened at that point.
I thought there was some sort of warning.
And so I went out to the hallway to check on the kids.
And I looked in one of the rooms and I saw that my stepdaughter seemed to be sleeping okay.
So she was okay.
So I went and checked on my son.
He was fine.
So then I checked the house and I checked the doors to make sure everything was closed.
And I still felt a sense of danger.
So I went back to my stepdaughter's room and I just checked on her a bit further to see if she really was okay.
And I noticed that she wasn't actually sleeping on her back.
She was on her, her chest was slipping between the wall and the bed.
And she was slipping down between the wall and the bed.
art bell
Oh, God.
unidentified
And she was basically suffocating.
art bell
Yeah, that's dangerous.
unidentified
Yeah, so I pulled her out and put her back on the bed.
And she sort of, she sat up in bed, and she had one eye open and the other one was closed.
And she sort of went into some sort of fit and breathed very rapidly.
And I asked her if she was okay, and she nodded and said she was okay.
And she seemed to roll over and go back to sleep.
I pulled the bed out away from the wall so it couldn't happen again.
art bell
All right.
You saved your life.
There was no question about it.
And isn't it amazing this sense of dread, this sense of danger that you felt that wouldn't go away until you got to it?
unidentified
Yeah.
And it wouldn't let me sleep.
I couldn't sleep before that.
When I went back to bed, I was able to sleep.
But when I woke up the next day, I told my ex about it, and she said she just stared at the ceiling for hours after that and couldn't get back to sleep herself.
Boy.
Because it frightened her so much.
art bell
That's a precognitive warning, and they're absolutely real.
Thank you so much for that call.
You saved a life.
He saved a life.
And I believe every single word of it.
I've had precognitive experiences, one, and I know what it's like.
It's not something you can ignore.
It's like something that washes over you again and again and again and again, and it will nag at you and won't let you do anything else until you take care of it.
It's amazing.
Let's go to the first-time caller line.
You're on the air.
Hi.
unidentified
Hello.
Hello.
This is Eric from Ohio.
art bell
Welcome.
unidentified
Welcome.
Yes, and I am a first-time caller.
All right.
Listening to you for a long time.
I'm a retired railroader, and you used to be a companion in the middle of the night going to and from work.
Really?
Hey, the other night, you had a gentleman on that was talking about Mibs or the men in black.
art bell
That's correct, yes.
unidentified
And he made reference several times to John Keele writing about him.
That's right.
And I always loved his books.
So simple question.
Did you ever have the opportunity to interview John Keel?
art bell
I did not.
unidentified
Okay.
He seemed to have this thing with, well, he also talked about shadow people a lot, too, and Tulpas and all that.
And I was going to call you in, try to call you then, but the fellow stole my thunder and he explained it all.
art bell
Well, it was quite a show.
And shadow people is quite a topic.
And I used to sort of, I'm going to be honest with you, I kind of blew it off in my mind when I began hearing from callers about shadow people.
And then suddenly it happened to me.
And there's nothing like that to turn you around and make you realize, you know, hey, guy, this is real.
unidentified
Well, I'm a night owl and I'll sit at my workbench.
And sometimes I'll see stuff out of the corner of my eye.
And I figure, well, 99% of them are just something that I can't explain, but who knows?
art bell
And then all of a sudden, when you least expect it, here comes that 1%.
unidentified
Well, I said I...
Thank you.
I'm going to have to go because you've got your...
art bell
Right, take care.
He turned his radio up.
I guess he thought I ended the call or something.
But no, indeed.
Let's go to Richard somewhere outside the country.
Hello.
unidentified
Hey, Art.
This is Richard from Northern Ireland.
art bell
From where?
unidentified
Listen to Northern Ireland.
art bell
Northern Ireland.
unidentified
Okay, yes.
Yes.
Art, here's the thing.
I'm married to a female from Texas, and I think she might be an alien.
art bell
You're what?
Talking to her on Skype?
unidentified
No, no, no, I'm married to her.
art bell
You're married to her.
And you think she's alien?
unidentified
Yeah, she's got her own language.
She has her own language, and she has really.
And not only that, my stepkids and my grandchildren are affected as well.
They say the same things.
art bell
Are you sure it's not American English that you're objecting to?
It's really a foreign language?
unidentified
Oh, I never thought of that.
She says aluminum instead of aluminium.
Oh, Richard, you're so out of here.
art bell
See you later.
unidentified
Yeah, yep.
See you.
art bell
Let's talk to Michelle, also out of the country.
Hello.
unidentified
Hi.
This is Michelle in Japan.
art bell
Hi, Michelle.
unidentified
I wanted to tell you, first of all, do you have any plans to do an Antichrist line again sometime soon?
Because I used to love when you would do those.
art bell
You really like the Antichrist line?
unidentified
I loved those.
They were always so ridiculous.
And then you'd always scare the crap out of me every time you'd pull out that Satan voice because I would never be prepared for it.
art bell
Okay, Michelle.
Yes, I will do an Antichrist line again.
unidentified
Okay.
Well, I have a quick story for you.
I have no idea what this is, but I moved recently, and for the past three months or so, I've seen maybe three times a look out my window or on my balcony over at Mount Fuji, and I see what looks like a flare or a firework or something.
Oh.
But it's hovering over the base of Mount Fuji, not near the top.
art bell
You know, Michelle, I've been hearing this about Fuji in Japan.
I really have.
I've heard other reports.
Have you talked to others?
unidentified
No, I haven't.
I can't figure out what in the world it is.
It looks like I said, like a firework or something.
But it'll hover for about a minute or so.
And then it'll fade away.
And then sometimes another one will kind of just appear.
It'll come up slowly and then it'll hover.
And then after a minute or two, it's gone.
It makes no sense.
It doesn't move around like a UFO story.
It doesn't disappear like a flare or a firework would.
art bell
Huh.
How about some pictures?
unidentified
You know, I tried that, but the problem is that Mount Fuji is just far enough away that you can't see them really hardly in the pictures.
It just shows up as a little tiny dot.
But you can see it great with your eyes.
art bell
Right.
What you would need would be a camera with a really good zoom lens.
unidentified
Yeah, and unfortunately, I have an iPhone, and that's about it for camera for me.
art bell
Gotcha.
Well, iPhone doesn't do the trick.
They're good cameras, but for anything at a distance, no way.
unidentified
But I am surprised you said you've heard this before.
art bell
I have.
unidentified
I kind of want to know more about that because I've been wondering what the heck it could be in the future.
art bell
Let me see what I can find out, Michelle.
But yes, there have been other sightings around Fuji.
There's some stories on it, and I'll try and dig them out for you.
unidentified
Thanks.
Appreciate it.
art bell
You're very welcome, and have a good night.
Going to Skype over here.
Brave Hooves, really?
That's your name?
unidentified
Yeah.
Actually, no, it's Alexander.
art bell
I like Brave Hooves.
unidentified
Anyways.
Yeah, it's my YouTube name, anyways.
I've got a story for you.
I live in Portland, Oregon.
I'm not going to say anything, but I'm the one who does your show at KXL.
art bell
Oh, oh, okay.
Excellent.
Welcome.
unidentified
Yeah, and I was like, I need to call in.
Anyways, I have the story.
I went to this with my dad.
He does ghost hunting and stuff.
We went to go to this insane asylum.
It's called Damish Insane Asylum.
There was this old church, and we went inside of the elevator.
When we stepped in there, it was almost like there was something wrong with time.
Like, we had this really dark feeling in our chest.
The people that were with us were one of my really good friends, Shay, and his dad.
Yes.
We all stepped inside of this elevator.
And the ten people that were around us, like the girls screaming, ah, ghosts, you know, they all vanished.
Like, it's like somebody pulled a headphone jack right out of your sound.
Yeah, and I said, Where did they go?
art bell
Yes.
unidentified
And I say, I need to get out of this elevator.
We walk out of the elevator.
I get a call from my phone, and the guy says, We've been gone for four hours, and the cops were over there waiting for us.
art bell
Wow.
So everybody had a little experience with time, and what a strange one, too.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, it was really interesting.
I still can't explain it.
art bell
Wow.
All right.
Well, listen, thanks for taking care of us up there at KXL.
unidentified
Yeah, nano problem.
art bell
You have a good night.
You too.
Boy, that's strange.
There's something about time.
Every now and then, there's a slip.
Every now and then, somebody, well, the kind of story you just heard, something like that happens.
Or, like an earlier caller, every now and then he slips into a state when he was much younger.
And then back again, three times in one night, right?
Time slips.
Burlington, something or another on the first time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified
Hi, Art.
art bell
Hi.
unidentified
It's Erin calling from Ontario.
art bell
Welcome.
unidentified
And I have a story to tell you.
Okay.
Something that might help you with your thoughts about the afterlife.
art bell
Okay.
unidentified
When I was 12 years old, my father died.
And I felt really, really sort of afraid to go and see him in his coffin.
I wanted to remember him when he was alive, right?
art bell
Sure, sure.
unidentified
So my grandfather, we were at my grandparents' house, his father's house, and my grandfather asked me when I was going to see him.
And I said, oh, I don't want to go and see him.
And he said, why not?
I said, well, I'd just rather remember him the way he was when he was alive.
And my grandfather assumed right away I was afraid.
So he said, listen, the dead can't hurt you.
When they die, they're like a dog.
It's the end of them.
And he was sort of an atheistic person.
My grandmother was very religious Catholic, but he was atheist.
Anyway, he was Russian as well.
And after that, I kept hearing my father's voice call me in my ear, in my left ear.
And you know when your parent calls you and you want your attention?
art bell
Yes.
unidentified
It was a certain way they would call you.
art bell
Yes, you would know.
You better pay attention or else trouble comes.
unidentified
That's right.
And my father was always very stickler about calling me in for supper and stuff.
So it was like that call.
And I would lay down, and as I would be falling off to sleep, I would hear him call me in my left ear.
And I was 12 at the time.
And the following year, in September, I was going to high school.
art bell
I'm sorry to do this to you, but the show is over.
You can probably hear the music in the background.
I have to go.
I am so sorry.
unidentified
That's okay.
I'll call you again, Art, and I'll tell you the rest of the story.
art bell
Please do.
You're hereby authorized to use the first-time caller line again for that exact reason because I had to cut you off.
Well, listen, everybody.
unidentified
It has been a good one.
art bell
I hope everybody lived through it.
For now, I'm not going to say goodnight, America.
I'm going to say goodnight because obviously we have cultivated people around the world who listen to this program in droves.
unidentified
Good night from the high desert.
A night in the desert, and there's wisdom in the air.
I've been looking for the answers.
All my life I found you there.
And the world we live in, I'll be heating up the sun.
We lost all the tuition.
And we're running out of time.
Midnight in the desert.
And we're listening.
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