Richard C. Hoagland and Colin Andrews dissect two Chilbolton crop glyphs—one a 100-foot face appearing August 14th, the other an Arecibo-like message with August 19th—both defying human creation due to complexity and lack of physical evidence like stomper marks or tools. The second glyph’s triple-helix DNA, "classic gray" alien figure, and three inhabited planets suggest advanced, possibly hyperdimensional tech, with Colin’s magnetometer tests revealing persistent 80-volt electrostatic charges unexplained by conventional physics. Meanwhile, Andrew Yoder explores shortwave pirate radio’s global reach, FCC enforcement loopholes, and satirical broadcasts mocking regulators, while Bell critiques commercial radio’s top-40 format dominance and the futility of legalizing low-power FM. The episode leaves open whether crop circles are extraterrestrial signals or government experiments, but both phenomena expose gaps in mainstream explanations—whether scientific, political, or cultural. [Automatically generated summary]
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All right, time to I think that it's the biggest story of the year.
It's the Tibetan top glyphs, if you want to call them that, top circles, but really more glyphs.
Briefly in 1974, a SETI, the search for extraterrestrial intelligence, sent out a signal which, when digitally converted, appears to be a sort of a glyph, if you will.
And we sent that signal out with trillions of watts going into deep space, you know, in hopes that somebody would recede it and answer in some way or ways.
Well, in a crop field in Great Britain a few weeks ago, now a couple of weeks ago, I guess, two crop circles appeared.
One, a face, unmistakably a face.
They're on my website right now.
And the other, very apparently, an answer to the signal sent out from Arecibo in 1974, now tonight.
I think that most people would render the opinion right now of Colin Andrews that he has become a skeptic about crop circles and animal, well, not animal mutilations.
There I am with Linda, crop circles in general, as he made a statement that was widely thought to mean, he says, that 80% of the crop circles out there are fake.
That's what a lot of people think Colin Andrews said, and he did, but with a very important qualifier, which we'll get to in a segment coming up.
So Colin Andrews, who's certainly thought to be a skeptic, if not, as some people are saying, debunker of crop circles, is going to be here, along with Richard C. Hoagland, a one-time advisor to NASA, as you well know, a science advisor to Walter C. Cronkite and the Angstrom Science Award winner.
So that's what's coming up.
We're going to give you, we're going to catch you up on what's happened in these wheat fields in England, and then we're going to give you breaking news about what we now know about these, well, what do you want to call them?
Crop glyphs, crop circles, an answer from perhaps deep space from another civilization somewhere.
Yes, that's really what we're talking about here.
And here's another thing.
Most people are saying, look, this was created from the air or from space.
Now, if that's the case, whether it came from ET or any other source, that makes it one of the biggest stories of the year.
If it's government disinformation and it was done from satellite or from the air, that's one of the bigger stories of the year.
Wouldn't you say, why would our government or the British government be doing something like that?
One thing we know, it wasn't done on the ground.
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You know, and it had been, what, two or three months since the event had happened.
It was March, and it was June when you and I did the show, and the next day it was all over everywhere.
It's really curious the way that wasn't that interesting.
Anyway, to sum up, first of all, I want to thank somebody.
Mike Barra, who is my colleague in crime over here at Enterprise and our webmaster.
Scotty got kicked upstairs at Starfleet, so we had to get someone else, you know?
Yes.
He did an incredible job tonight and formatted and put up both parts of an extremely extensive, in-depth analysis of the Chill Bolton glyphs on Enterprise, which is linked right there under tonight's guest and program and Art Bell site.
I should tell everybody right now, go to artbell.com, go to tonight's guest, Richard Hoagland's name, and click on, what should they go to tonight, number three?
Well, all right, so we've got this extremely extensive analysis, which at everyone's leisure, they can go and read, and there's going to be lots of points we're going to talk about in the next hour or so, or 90 minutes, that will, you know, make them want to go and get background.
But the bottom line is that on August 14th, a couple weeks ago, the fields outside of the Chill Bolton Radio Telescope, which is a 1960s vintage 25-meter, that's 80-foot dish.
Big one, used for astronomy, used for weather, used for radio communications experiments, had a thing appear in the field across the fence, a few hundred feet away on the morning of the 14th.
And Colin Andrews, who was also our guest tonight and had done extensive work on a glyph that appeared in that same field a year ago, was able to get a guy named Darcy Ladd, who was the manager of Children's Mom a few days ago, and confirmed that this glyph appeared literally overnight, just like all the most interesting ones seem to do.
And it is, you know, maybe 100 and some feet wide and 180 feet long, and it looks like a face.
Now, what Colin's going to talk to is the way it was created, the structure underneath the crop that was made to lie down.
And you're going to hear that there's some pretty sophisticated stuff going on here.
Well, a few days later, about a week later, on the 19th, if you scan down image number two, and there you can see the telescope in the bottom right-hand portion pointed up where they park these things.
They point them straight up.
Across the fence, that little bend there in the fence is this other thing that appeared about, what, five days after the first one, which was initially called the Persian carpet, because it looked like a Navajo rug, a Persian carpet, whatever.
And you can see in the image there, there are some writing.
There's some kind of iconography, glyphs, whatever.
Oh, no, because you can't really see these things as anything from the telescope.
Even if you climbed up on the top of the telescope, they were just able to see there had been something created in the field.
In order to really see what you're seeing, you've got to get an airplane or a helicopter.
And because of, you know, the hoof and mouth and a lot of other reasons, there's been fewer overflights of some of these remote areas.
This is an area that's about two hours, I understand, west of London.
So it's in an isolated region of England that isn't normally frequented by crop circle investigators.
And it took a few days, you know, for it to finally wind up as a kind of a cross-the web.
So if you go down now to image number three, you'll see a moderate view taken by a very talented gal named Lucy Pringle, who hangs out at Cessnas and takes crop good pictures.
So she went up in a small airplane and took this picture.
And you can see that it now really looks like it has writing in it.
And a lot of us, you know, when we saw this, we said, oh, my God.
Yeah, it was the predecessor of what we now know as SETI, the search for extractional intelligence.
But this was just an ad hoc effort, coming off, by the way, the interesting idea that Eric Burgess and I gave to Carl back in 71, which was put a message on Pioneer 10.
So we kind of created this growth industry, and when the ceremonies to resurface the Arecibo thousand-foot telescope came to the fore in November of 74, Frank Drake and Carl got their heads together in a meeting in Hawaii, it turns out, and said, wouldn't it be a neat idea if we sent something somewhere that basically kicked off the idea that we can talk to ET by telephone?
Yeah, on the top, you've got the decimal equivalent, you know, numbers 1 to 10 of the binary.
And then the next line, you've got atomic elements that are in DNA, things like hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus.
Third line, fourth line, and fifth line are basically nucleic acids that are involved in DNA, our code of life.
And then there's this vertical spine, which is the nucleotide sequence of human DNA.
And on both sides, there are these strange little curved lines, which is the classic, infamous, famous double helix discovered by Watson and Crick, for which they got the Nobel Prize in 1962.
Below that spine, there is a humanoid-looking figure, which a guy called Mr. Pinhead, because he has a very tiny head compared to a very robust body.
And to his left is a binary equivalent of the population of those guys on the planet they live on.
And to the right is the size binary.
He's about 5 foot 9.5 inches tall compared to the wavelength of the transmission, which was 12.6 centimeters.
And there's an M, which is actually a ray trace of the beam as it broadcasts this into space.
Away from Earth, by the way, I was understood the other day.
If you look at the Earth, the telescope is pointed away from Earth.
And then at the very bottom, there's more binary indicating the size of the telescope, again with reference to the transmitted wavelength, which, of course, the ET guys would have because they would know where to tune their receiver and a brilliant message in a lot of ways.
This answer appears, because as you compare, and I'll go to image four, and compare the left image with the right image, you'll see that a lot of it's there, but there's some interesting differences.
Yeah, and the more we looked with the help of a lot of interesting people, I mean, this has been one heck of a fun project because there's some very bright guys out there.
There's a guy I'm going to talk about in the next hour or so named Dustin Brand, who I really want to tip my hat to because he has, you know done a lot of detective work and legwork and has helped us figure out I believe a major part of what this thing is trying to tell us regardless of who it comes from we have to separate these two questions what does this return message say separated from who is trying to say it well I said at the top of the hour and I said again I think it's the biggest story
He spent like five days last week literally in this field and a couple of others looking in great detail.
And he's got photographs and he has measurements and he's got ground truth and he's done interviews and he's going to have some real first-in information.
air then either it's them or it's us and when I say us I mean as in U.S. military or British military or as in the Intel crowd that's right off Intel and and Colin and I are in the either way it's got to be the big story I am you know I said from the beginning that I didn't think this was VT because it's too human a message if we'll get into with Colin the history of the crop circle phenomenon has been one of mystery ineffable ambiguity
It hasn't been straightforward.
These two things, the faith and the answer for Marishebu, are very human.
They're very like we would do.
And that initially made me very suspicious that it was us.
But when we say us, this is not what Seth Shostak thinks, a bunch of college kids and nothing better to do than drink half a bottle of beer and go out and have fun in the field.
This is someone with extraordinarily sophisticated knowledge, with an extraordinarily interesting agenda, and apparently with equal technology to match, that at this time in 2001 wants us to think in a certain direction because it's time.
And that's part of the detailed story, which is in our article on Enterprise, that we're going to get into later on in this coming hour.
If you look where our solar system is on the one on the right, and the one on the left here, you've got three raised planets, which indicate that whoever these guys are, they're claiming that we live on three planets in our, quote, solar system.
And then at the very bottom, and now what you can do is slide your cursor down and kind of straddle the screen so you see image five, and you keep part of image four just the bottom at the top of your screen.
All right, Richard, hold that thought as we have people going to image five.
We're going to break here at the bottom of the hour.
Colin Andrews just ahead.
A lot of people wanting to know what it is Colin's going to have to say about this because he's made some pretty wild statements about 80% of the top circles out there being fake.
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Richard, you want to introduce Colin and sort of tell everybody, I guess, how Colin got in a little trouble with some of the people out there who study crop circles.
Well, I'm really hoping in front of this extraordinarily interested 20 million people who listen to you, we can clear this up because this statement, I incidentally, I tried to get a hold of Keith just before we came on the air and his mind was busy, but there is a gross misunderstanding of what Colin said.
He has never, ever said that 80% of all the crop circles that have ever been made are made by human beings doing it with boards and chains.
Well, everybody's expectation, because what he said or is said to have said, would be that he would go over there to debunk this particular crop circle.
It's been, I have to say, a pretty extraordinary last 12 months as a result of this.
It just seems that having made the statement on BBC television that went out certainly across Great Britain regularly for several days, actually it seemed that very few were actually listening to what I had said.
And it was, and I thank you for the opportunity to state it clearly and perhaps a little bit more concisely this time, that approximately 80% of the formations that I investigated in England and only England during the year 1999 and the year 2000 had all the hallmarks of the human hand.
A great deal of evidence that would certainly satisfied me.
Much of it actually on film.
We had private detectives, agencies looking at people that we had suspected of making them.
But that was only, as I say, during that two-year period.
It left just under a quarter, as Richard rightly said, completely inexplicable during that two-year period.
And I am certainly not, let me make it loud and clear, it's never been on my list to debunk anything.
I'm an engineer myself.
People that know me know I'm an honest person.
And my job has been now full-time for nearly 12 years, two decades part-time, of looking at this phenomenon to try and uncover what on earth is going on.
And I would say, Art, it didn't take the last two patterns for me to realize that there's something extremely profound occurring on our planet.
And, you know, you were saying this is the story of the week, the month, the millennium.
I agree with you.
I think it's been the story of the last three decades that nobody's been listening to.
Well, what I've found is that, and this very much agrees with Richard's view on this whole thing, and I'm on the same page as him, I have to say, that there's human logic.
Now, I'm not talking, I mean, again, to the people that have given me a hard time this last year, I'm not saying these are caused by, created by people, I mean, the people up in London, the artists, or the Dug and Dave of this world.
Well, those that sort of met this very high, stringent criteria of what is real and what is not real, we looked at many things, apart from plant analysis, magnetometer survey readings.
This simple on-the-ground detective work was looking for where compression of the soil existed, where people had to stand to make certain geometries, like in the center of a circle for a simple circle.
More complex designs require people to stand in many other places.
And we found them in many of those cases during those two years.
In these last three, they don't exist.
There are no peg holes.
There are no stomper board marks.
That's the dimensions of the boards that they make these things with.
That is those that feel some pleasure in going out and making them.
that doesn't exist.
The evidence that I was able to put forward to support my approximately 80% figure during that two years, I couldn't certainly do if I wanted to in these last...
It simply doesn't exist.
But we do have human logic.
What we found on the ground, which I was talking with Richard this afternoon about and a little before too, was that in the case of the Arecibo message, so-called, and the face, these are two framed designs.
The frame and the layout marks, I will call them that.
This is a lattice network of lines in which in one design circles are inserted, i.e.
the face, and in the other, oblongs or squares, and that's the RCBO message.
But the basic design, the layout for each are pretty well identical.
Different dimensions, but the same principle is applied to both.
You have here art sequencing construction order.
In other words, the first plants to go down in that field from a standing ordinary wheat field into now a lattice design network in which a pattern is about to be constructed.
The first crops to go to the ground leave themselves in position.
They remain on the ground where they're placed during that early sequence.
For the harvesters, when the cobmud harvester comes along, and at my request, in all three, the harvester teeth were taken down, the rotor blade that cuts the plants is taken down to an inch above ground level, which takes everything off but leaves the first layer of plants in position.
And what we had, and you'll be seeing this I think on Richard's site tomorrow and certainly down in San Jose this weekend, it left a grid.
And that grid was used by this new team on the block to design, to make, I have to say, that's what it appears, these two extraordinary patterns.
So human logic is involved, but I think, and I know I have nowhere else to go but to suggest it.
I can't prove it at this point, certainly.
It looks like for the first time we have technology.
I went over there and actually flown in from Germany.
We had equipment waiting for us there.
I carried out a magnetometer survey, which actually was the, well, I think the fourth year we've been looking at that in a whole range of crop designs and electrostatic meters.
We also had a couple of dowsers.
Busty Taylor, who's well known in this field, is actually a very good dowser.
And I had another guy came along too.
And so what we did is we found that there was the grid.
And let's get to work on these two grids that are left in the Chilbolton fields.
And what we found, and these are very tentative statements that I'm making here because the magnetometer readings have not been mapped out yet by Dr. Jean-Noel Auburn, who actually will be with me this coming weekend too.
What we found was that the grid lines that were left there for everyone to see, those very narrow lines of, I suppose, about four inches or so, measured a plus voltage of 80 volts.
If I might just add, actually, which is the way this actually was discovered, was that we were, or I was, with a team of two other people, measuring that electrostatic field on the top of Milk Hill just before we reached Chilbolton.
We were in the field with that very extraordinary so-called galaxy design, that 700,000 square feet of crop design, and it actually was an error on my part.
I had taken the electrostatic reading in the first circle in one of those arms and had relayed that to my assistant there, and I was actually moving to position two to take a second reading, but actually forgot to turn the instrument off once we relocated, and I noticed this 80-plus pulse in walking into the next position.
And what I found there was that there were seven concentric rings in each of those circles, which is exactly what we have said through dowsers for many years.
So what those dowsers have been picking up is, indeed, this electrostatic boundary.
So if you could have been in the air and looked down as you walked from the outside of the center of one of the circles of the 409, you would have seen, like, seven concentric bullseye targets?
like a dartboard with a full concentric ring in the center right out to the circumference have you ever measured a high electrostatic repeating charge in another crop formation never have you actually tried well we have but it hasn't it hasn't been anything it's not been a serious study I mean Ron Russell and Dr. Simeon Hine has been looking at that as a specialized project for now I think two or three years they will have a lot to say about this and
actually with Simeon this weekend, Richard, with yourself.
So we'll be sharing the same platform, and I can be bouncing off of his findings too.
I set out to do the art, but I was assured by one of the researchers I tracked down that those plants were in his possession from those two designs, well, actually the three designs.
were being sent to Dr. Leavengood for analysis I got an email Colin while you were there from the same individual yes I mean we can use his name his name is Charles Mallet that's right the one who's done these stunning ground level shots we have on the web yeah particularly on on you know page two and page three and page four yeah if you want to look through these folks on my website which I'm sure you do now artbell.com tonight's guest and then just below Richard's name you'll see the links and you can see all these photographs of
this crop circle near the big telescope and the face and all the rest of it it's mind-blowing stuff how the crop was woven and swirled down and what what Charles has done is he was able to get samples both plant samples and apparently soil samples from within the glyphs and then control samples from well outside the glyphs and those are all on their way I understand to Dr. Levengood Colin do you have any idea what might produce such a
If you have a good stereo system and you put a tone, some mid-range tone like middle C, and it bounces, it creates standing waves on the walls, and then you walk through your living room, you'll hear the tone go wow, wow, wow, wow, because you're moving through the standing wave.
It seems to me, Colin, correct me if I'm wrong, that the pulsing was caused by you physically moving the instrument through the standing wave pattern of the electrostatic field.
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In search of his home, during that search, we did find some disturbing literature, but we don't believe that the white supremacy had anything to do with these killings.
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All right, back now to Richard C. Hoagland in New Mexico, Colin Andrews, just freshly back from Great Britain, where he was in the Chilbotin Crop Circle and did some tests there that are astounding.
But the point is, here we are two weeks after, and you've got this incredible pattern where he walks through the pattern and it basically traces the visual glyph.
And it's got to be a replenished energy source.
It's got to be coming from somewhere, which raises the specter of an extraordinary physics and technology.
Well, I've certainly got something to suggest here, yes.
This coming weekend, as you know, at the Bay Area UFO Congress, and actually the following weekend at the International UFO Congress in Loughlin, Dr. Jean-Nor Auburn just earlier today agreed very kindly, who is an engineer scientist, to help me present the data analysis of the magnetometer survey we've conducted the last couple of years.
And there really is something here also, Art, that I think is going to blow some minds.
The scientific world is showing a great deal of interest in this.
One invitation to go to Moscow to share this with some scientists there.
And what it shows, I'll just sort of cut right to the core, we have, I have, conducted magnetometer surveys in many crop patterns in the last three or four years.
The result that we had in a Celtic cross on Ministry of Defence land last year has given us something really to think about.
And I think this might offer some solutions, perhaps, if you can call it that, to what we've now found at Chilbolton.
And what we had was that the Earth's magnetic field inside, if you imagine a Celtic cross, you have a large circle in the center, four satellites equally spaced at the north, east, south, west, and east.
And in this particular case, instead of a circle in the center, we actually had an ancient burial ground, a tumuli, which was very unusual.
That was a first in itself.
Well, the Earth's magnetic field measured there gave us a reading of plus, about 100 to 150% above the normal Earth's magnetic field of five gauls in the northern hemisphere, in that part of the northern hemisphere, only inside those four satellites and marginally outside on the right-hand side of each of those satellites.
So effectively what we had when this was mapped out, all of the readings were mapped out, it showed us that there were magnetic dipoles underground in each of those satellite crop circles or above in the air.
And that was measured whilst the crop circle was there and again when it was harvested.
So effectively, we'll be showing and sharing those results in great detail this weekend.
But here we have another extraordinary anomaly completely.
We cannot account for it short of excavating that field, which might, I guess, come to that.
Well, Valen, I've got a BBC story here in which you're quoted as saying that magnetism may account for the rest, those that are not fake, which display a simplicity of form compared with elaborate, beautiful patterns of the, quote, hoaxes, end quote.
But here, I mean, the face and the message, so-called message, they're not rotationally symmetrical, and I cannot see that as a theory accounting for it.
So, you know, we're back to square one on those two, that's for sure.
Well, then, on a more basic level, I understand the ground there is pretty soft and kind of muddy a lot of the time, and it just would have been flat impossible for a human being to not leave some sort of trace of what they had done in this particular case with these very complicated glyphs?
I think they'll art, you know, again, being just a little careful.
You know, I certainly can and will this weekend, once again, remind everybody of what a great job people can make of some of these designs.
It's not to burst anybody's bubble, but simply to come from a very skeptical, very careful position.
Because we have a paradox, we have a dilemma here of the most extraordinary kind.
At the one end, you could have a very elaborate hoax, albeit government agencies of some kind or another, or the guys up there in London, or a new range of modern whiz kid-type Doug and Daves.
That's the one end of the spectrum where you and I could be seen eventually to be wasting our time and our energy.
At the other end of the spectrum, as you've said, and I think you've said several times this last week, Art, and Richard, too, something of absolutely profound importance to mankind, to humanity.
There's the paradox, there's the dilemma, and where, you know, it's that straightforward, but it's that complex too.
See, while Colin has been literally outstanding in his field, we on this side of the Atlantic have been working on the political side of this.
Because if this is as extraordinary in terms of the presentation as it has appeared, then you're reduced down to it's got to be one of two sources.
It's got to be government, intel, or it's genuine extraterrestrial technology.
Now, if it's extraterrestrials, then they're trying to tell us something pretty profound, and we should carefully scan the message for all kinds of clues.
And there have been a contingent of folks, people like Dustin Brand and others, who've done that, have come up with some astonishing ideas, which are presented in links through the Enterprise website and through that very comprehensive paper that we've now done on this Joe Bolton set of glyphs, which we will not have time to get into tonight, I can guarantee you, but it's there on the web and the web exists, and you can go at your leisure and read it and cogitate over it.
The other aspect, if it's not truly an extraterrestrial response, which I personally don't think it's really from ET, then we're dealing with the Intel crowd.
And what we have to understand, guys, is the intelligence community is sharply divided now about the concept of disclosure.
We know from Stephen Greer's work and from other contacts in Washington and other sources we have that there's this fierce internal battle going on in government about hangout, limited hangout, clam-up, cover-up, who's going to win?
You know, we have called them over here the owls and the roosters, taken directly from the X-Files analogy.
And if you look around the world, I mean, Greer last week announced he's got an astronaut, who, by the way, I think I know who it is, who basically went to Colin and tried to get some ET artifacts that he had seen and handled and touched out of the clutches of the intelligence community to present them at a press conference.
And the Secretary of Defense was stonewalled, according to Greer.
Well, that's part of this war.
So, Colin, I believe, and I think we're on the same page here.
I felt from the beginning that because these were so human, that they had the earmarks of humans down here, but with some extraordinary gadgets, some extraordinary toys.
I mean, I think whatever the core phenomenon is, whatever the core reason is behind the crop circle phenomenon per se, here we now have, in the last three designs of the next two major movies, and let's not overlook those two major movies that are coming up, someone somewhere has decided that whatever the core reason for the crop circle phenomenon is, they're going to use it for their own agenda.
I think it makes perfect sense.
It's a big subject, and there are many reasons why I say that too.
I absolutely share your view there.
I would like, if I may, just to add that, as we were saying earlier, there really is nothing black and white about this entire subject.
And what has made, I think, in addition to this 80-20 business as maybe just a little unpopular recently, is that I have decided in my own work, and it really is no more than that, but people tend to feel they own you after a while.
You know that art.
Is that I feel that we have to embrace everything out there, embrace those that are made by people as well, because what we're looking at here is a very narrow sliver in evolution.
And if it involves people making them and some of the mysterious hand making or creating them also, that we should look at the entire thing.
And where I feel that I'm right in doing this is that if you take the one end of the spectrum, I like to do this because it sort of gives me a little bit of standback time and it's an overview.
If you look at people making these designs, there are many questions that one needs to ask is, first of all, the profile of the people that make cropped circles.
Why do they make them?
I spend many hours speaking to some of these guys, and they will tell you almost to a man that they feel prompted to do so.
There's something going on here with the people that are actually making them.
Yeah, plus, you've gone from simple circles now to these incredibly complex glyphs in a period of 20-some years, 25 years maybe, and the Earth would not learn how to do things better.
Well, if you want tickets for both Colin's workshops and mine, and we're going to actually appear together on Sunday in the long extended workshop that I've staked out time on, because everybody always knows I have too much material I tend to go over.
You can call this number, Area 408-266-4749.
That's area code 408-266-4749 in Northern California, right south of the Bay Area.
We're going to be there for two days laying out a lot of data, a lot of photographs, a lot of background.
I've found, with the help of people like Dustin Brand and others, some extraordinary content to this response, which we have not gotten into tonight.
Well, I guess, sir, even though the very first one that I saw was extremely simple, it was a Celtic cross, it was a similar feeling because I had nothing to base it upon.
I had nothing to reference it to, to the same feeling that I've now got that these new designs.
It's all inspiring.
It feels so special.
One just has to say.
It troubles you and yet it excites you.
One feels a spiritual content to it.
I mean, there have been times in my work where I have privately cried to myself.
It sounds extraordinary, I know, but it's just so special.
That's the latest news on the crop glyph that appeared about two weeks ago in Great Britain.
Astounding news.
80 repeating electrostatic volts measured inside that glyph.
In a few moments, we're going to switch gears and we're going to have a fascinating guest, Andrew Yoder.
We're going to be talking about shortwave pirates, people who go on shortwave radio without a license, without a care, without worry, and broadcast to the world.
Pirates.
And we've got actual recordings with Andrew Yoder coming up next.
It is indeed, and I think tonight you're going to hear for the very first time on commercial radio of pirate radio.
I don't know that anybody has done this, and there may be reasons why.
I don't know if I'll make out.
There is a whole world out there above the commercial broadcasting AM band called Short Wave, one that I've been involved with all my adult life, actually part of my childhood as well.
It's been my hobby, as you know, I'm a ham.
So I have some mixed feelings about what we're about to do on the air.
However, it is so interesting.
And I think that's probably why Andrew Yoder got involved, because it's so damn interesting.
You're going to hear actual pirate broadcasts tonight.
Some of them silly, some of them serious, some of them political, some of them, I don't know, it's just wild stuff.
Andrew of himself writes, yep, this is essentially a press page.
Why hobby broadcasting?
I've been fascinated with underground media all my life.
That's underground media, folks.
The first time I encountered it was in 1977 when I saw a report on NBC Nightly News about a pirate TV station called Lucky Seven from Syracuse, New York.
In 1981, I discovered S9 Magazine, the precursor to popular communications, and the book, How to Tune the Secret Shortwave Spectrum.
Secret because not too many people know about it, really.
Throughout the 1980s, I spent hours listening to all sorts of underground radio programming and contributing to radio bulletins.
In 1988, I wrote pirate radio stations, tuning in underground broadcasts for TAB books.
It was my first real foray into both publishing and the business world.
Being only 21, I accepted a cheap buyout contract.
Though the book wound up selling more than 13,000 copies, I only made a few cents per book, lest you think I'm in this for the money.
In the early and mid-90s, I wrote a few more books on shortwave radio and pirate radio because I was a fan of any type of underground radio, not necessarily that which was just unlicensed and on shortwave.
I dreamed of someday publishing a radio-related Zine, Zine, magazine, as in Zine.
After occasionally researching the topic for a few years, we jumped in with Bofeet in 1997 in the first issue of Hobby Broadcasting, Hits Press, in the spring of 98.
Since then, history, right, we've strived to publish excellent how-to broadcast articles, features, and historical pieces.
Yes, right.
How-to.
So it's going to be pretty interesting, and it's coming up in just a few moments.
You'll hear actual pirate broadcasts.
Stay right there.
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No assassinations, you think?
Encounters is even investigating the assassination of President Lincoln.
Well, everyone knows who's not Lincoln.
No, no, no.
You only think you know.
Jerry Orbach has the real story on Encounters.
This Friday, following the weakest link.
So the truth is out there.
Well, other than Arc Bell, it's only on Encounters with the Unexplained.
I would be remiss indeed if I did not acknowledge the fact that my radon earthquake detector, the fellow who lives in Southern California, has a well and monitors the radon level in his well, had not called it.
Everybody went, aha, he missed it.
Well, no, he didn't miss it.
The first earthquake in a very long time in North Hollywood, California, four point something or another, predicted by my right radon earthquake detector, what, about a week and a half ago, I would say, if that.
Yeah, the first time I really listened to shortwave radio was at a friend's house, and his dad had refurbished an old World War II radio, and we used to listen to all different kinds of things on that.
Now, my grandma had one of those things that stood about five feet tall, and it had AM, and of course it had short wave bands, and I would spend hours when I went to my grandma's house.
That's all I did.
I sat in front of that radio and listened and listened.
Oh, God, I listened, tried to imagine what it was I was hearing, all these strange stations, of course, commercial broadcasting, but so much more that I couldn't identify.
Yeah, how much would it cost, just from a curiosity point of view, of course, to set up a shortwave pirate station that would be somewhat effective anyway?
He found an old amateur radio transmitter for $10, and he fixed that up, and he made the audio mixer himself and all the audio that he used to get into microphones and everything else, he found and had repaired.
Unlike conventional AM stations or FM stations like you're listening to us on right now, shortwave, though it's low power, has the potential to not only cover North America, but South America and Europe, Asia.
In other words, it could be virtually worldwide.
So you could collect quite an audience, couldn't you, Andrew?
So I take it then they could do anything from slapping you on the hand and saying don't do that again if they caught you to taking your equipment to taking you to jail?
One person I know of, they confiscated all of his audio equipment plus his shortwave receiver and some other things that really weren't related to broadcasting.
Yes, and in order for him to get it, then he would have to challenge them in court, and for the most part, it's not going to be worth it unless they confiscate property worth $5,000 or more.
It's an interesting concept, and that's one of the things that people always wonder is, you know, that's one of the fascinations really with listening to pirate radio is why is somebody doing this?
And sometimes it's just creativity.
Some of these people are actually professional radio DJs or engineers, and they don't get to do what they would normally like to do on the air.
So they pirate.
And there are other people who have a particular axe to grind one way or another, whether it's political or social or whatever, and they get on the air for that reason.
And some people just are hobbyists, whether it's audio or music or whatever, and just like assembling the programs.
And it's always a risk for these people to go out there and broadcast.
I was an airman in the Air Force at Amarillo Air Force Base.
You'll like this story, Andrew.
And we thought, you know, we're on a federal reservation.
This could be fun.
And so I began in my own barracks with a little Heath Kid VFO, and I put that on 1610 kilohertz.
And I put it on the air.
And we got a call from the captain.
And we were standing in front of the captain, we, a couple other fellows, friends of mine, myself.
And he said, what you're doing, we think, you know, we thought we were going to get the axe, you know, Article 15, something awful.
He said, we think what you're doing is wonderful, but you're keeping people awake with that music in the barracks.
Can't have that.
So this, our captain of our squadron called the Mars station on Amarillo Air Force Base at that time, now closed, and said, we've got these guys here doing a wonderful thing.
And I think the reason we got away with it was because the people on the base were kind of chagrined that the people at the Mars station didn't know it was highly illegal.
In fact, they thought it was great.
So got away with one.
That was 35 years ago.
And I'm sure the statute of limitations has long since expired, and that's how I can tell that story.
So I've got kind of a background that way myself.
And it is creative, and it is fun, even though it is illegal.
There are various moves to get some legal, low-power broadcasting going for the average citizen.
Yeah, there have been about 250 applications that have gone through to the FCC, and I believe are getting passed through.
So there is a little bit going on out there.
These stations are for low-power FM, and they will be between 10 and 100 watts.
So there will be some stations out there, but they won't be covering a lot of area, and the FCC has, well, the legislation that they were originally putting through has been modified a lot because of objections from the National Association of Broadcasters.
When we come back, we'll have actual samples of pilot broadcasting for you.
And some of this stuff is an absolute riot.
You're going to love it.
These are people who just decide, hey, you know, I'm going to broadcast to the world, and I can do it on shortwave, and I can do it for very little money, and I'm going to just have some fun.
And it's all been captured by Andrew Yoder.
You're not going to believe some of this.
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What I'm going to do very quickly, just before I bring Andrew back on, is play a couple of clips.
These are actual pirate broadcasts, very short clips that you're about to hear, but these are actual pirate broadcasts.
Here we go.
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This is from The Voice of Laryngitis, and this is a pirate that broadcasted through the 80s, pretty much a little bit into the 90s, but mostly in the 80s.
And they were just hobbyists, just shortwave hobbyists, and they weren't professional broadcasters, and they didn't have an audio background or anything.
Now, Power Busters presents the case of the radio pursuer who destroys young American lives for his own gain.
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Our story opens in the local FCC field office in Intown, USA, where Tommy, the kid next door, is discussing a matter of life and death with FCC Field Office Director Jay Ever Hever.
Gee, Mr. Hever, I don't know where to begin.
We have a saying here at the FCC, Tommy.
Begin at the very beginning.
Yes, sir.
At first, the universe was one big atom.
Then...
Oh, my God.
Yes, we picked up the radio signals from that on our Super Heterodyne Electric Radio Wave Detector and Direction Finder, the SERWDADF for short.
This device can pinpoint the location of a child's walkie donkey as far away as Planet X. We've determined the location to be at the exact center of the universe.
Wow.
We believe this to be a natural phenomenon and have closed the books on the Big Bang broadcaster after 17 years of intensive investigation.
But, Mr. Hebis, can I tell you about Bob now?
That's what I'm here for, kid.
One day after school, Bob and I were walking the football practice.
Gee, Bob, I hope I can be an all-state quarterback like you.
Keep back in the steroids, kid.
Hey, isn't that the guy that hangs around the schoolyard?
I bet he sells pornography or cigarettes.
Oh, guys, get down.
I'm your friend.
I'll come out, but I want to show you what's happening.
Just ignore him, Bob.
Maybe he'll go away.
I don't be set to square, Tony.
You guys then do radio?
Yeah, we listen to it all the time.
Listening is out of it.
What is cool is broadcasting.
Feast your eyes on this.
What is it?
What it is is a Mr. Microphone, my friend.
Just seeing your radio to an empty frequency.
Turn it on and instant feature.
I don't think you should, Bob.
Wow, this is great.
Like it, Bob.
You keep it.
Just remember your friend, Uncle Mouth, when you need batteries or something with a little more power, you know what I mean.
THE END Then something really awful started happening to Bob, Mr. Heaver.
J. Eager Heber had heard this story billions and billions of times before.
This Uncle Mouth was just another of that breed of scumsucker, the radio pusher.
This slimy piece of crud will give an innocent teenager a so-called legal transmitter with a few milliwatts of power.
Before the poor kid realizes what is happening to him, he's hooked.
Soon a few milliwatts doesn't give him propagation he needs, so he gets a transmitter that runs on AC current.
This is called mainlining.
One watt, ten watts, one hundred watts.
Soon the intense radio waves eat up the brain and the pirate dies a hideous death.
Then he quit the football team, started wearing really strange clothing, and he even uses bad grammar.
He doesn't want to be called Bob anymore.
He claims his name is Dr. Otto.
He's so far gone.
To support his habit, he shoplifts, deals in drugs, even sells advertising.
Tommy, your friend is sick.
From the sounds of it, he may spend years, maybe the rest of his life, in a sanitarium.
That's if we get to him in time.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the track...
Okay, okay, just let me follow it through.
I just gotta make a broadcast.
I told you, Bunkin, no money, and not true.
Please, please, I've given you all the money I saved for college.
I've given you my car.
I've even given you my letter jacket.
I have nothing left.
You haven't given me your sister, Margaret.
There was still one shred of decency left in Bob's radio-desecrated mind.
No, you come back!
Bob picked up the heaviest thing he could find, the current volume of FCC regulations, and Uncle Mouth fell dead.
I got my 61.46.
I got my 60.46.
I got my 60.46.
But, Mr. Hever, it took several hours.
Oh, that paperwork is necessary because it's the law.
And if it wasn't for paperwork, the FTC wouldn't be what it is today.
I never thought about it like that before.
Hey, there's Bob's house.
Look at all those illegal radio antennas.
Disgusting.
Hand me that machine gun, kid.
Machine gun?
You're not going to shoot Bob.
Maybe the kindest thing.
Then suddenly, from within the house...
That's Margaret, Bob's sister.
Tommy and Field Director Heaver followed the scream into Bob's bedroom.
They were not prepared for what they saw.
No matter how many times I see something like this, I'm never prepared for what I see.
On the carpet lay the smoldering corpse of Bob!
Next to the bloody body of Fluffy!
His radio-desecrated mind must have thought that Fluffy the cat was his radio transmitter.
Look, he split the cat's head open, trying to force that 6146B tube in it.
The blood must adjust all over, soaking Bob.
And then when the blood hit the power transformer in his real transmitter, the electricity cremated the outer five layers of his skin and caused his head to explode, brain brains, all over.
What a horrible way to die.
Oh, Bob!
Oh, Bobby!
So ends the career of Uncle Mouse, the radio pusher.
This is a true story, but it could happen to your son, your daughter, or your cat.
Know and watch for the four radio addict warning signs.
1.
Clothes that smell like burnt solder.
2.
A sudden interest in electronics.
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Spending an abnormal amount of money at radio shacks.
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asking for a tape recorder for Christmas.
If you notice any or all of the warnings, call the FCC field office nearest you and call your minister and pray, mom and dad, that it's not too late.
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Here's how.
Calling all junior pirate busters, calling all junior pirate busters, be on the lookout for public radio enemy number one, the so-called Voice of America, also known as Radio Free Europe and AFRTS.
This illegal broadcaster claims to be a legitimate outlet of the United States Information Services.
It is rumored that they broadcast information about the United States to the commies and other enemies of the United States.
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Do not attempt to apprehend.
I repeat, do not attempt to apprehend.
Suspect is high-powered and very boring.
If you hear the Voice of America, contact the FCC field office nearest you.
the one thousand mile cordless telephone and there they go tromping off He was going after the FCC and the Voice of America and just about every institution around.
Now, how wise was that?
In other words, to be virtually taunting the Federal Communications Commission?
Yeah, and for the most part, it seems to be a bad thing to do because, well, this one, I don't know, the FCC agents might have enjoyed this, but it does seem like they hold grudges against stations that say the wrong things.
Well, I'm sure they do, and I'm sure they're normal human beings, these FCC field officers, and they just might, well, they might leave you alone if you're not sticking your finger in their face and calling them names.
But on the other hand, if you taunt them, then it does seem like they, after all, have the resources of the taxpayer and the government behind them.
And if they really want to find you, I presume if you broadcast long enough, they're going to find you, aren't they?
And then there's a lot more that they have to worry about.
There's a lot more cell phone activity and potential interference there and just a lot of electronic devices, all the computer devices, everything that they have to worry about now.
But really, pirate radio is a low priority, although I think it's probably a little higher than it should be.
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This is not meant to encourage anybody to do anything illegal ever under any circumstances.
But it is a reality of life out there.
Nobody else has ever broadcasted it, so I thought, what the hell?
And what the hell must be Andrew's attitude, too, because at the bottom of what he sent me, it says, philosophy of life.
I don't recall exactly what the specifics are, but I believe it's somewhere in the hundreds of FM pirates that have been raided in the past three years.
Yeah, I think that really the revolution has gone kind of the other way when the restrictions were lightened on how many stations a particular company could own in a market and nationwide.