Art Bell dissects the U.S. Senate’s 74-26 vote ratifying a chemical weapons treaty, questioning its safety impact while highlighting biological threats like an FBI-reported oozing package targeting a Jewish org. Skepticism flares over two inert missile-carrying trucks vanishing in Texas—Bell probes satellite tracking gaps and Russia’s weapon theft claims—before pivoting to UFOs, dismissing religious belief but entertaining sightings near Area 51. Callers speculate on nuclear deterrence, Flight 800 conspiracies, and government secrecy, with Bell musing on mutual assured destruction’s paradoxical power, all while teasing Robert Ghost Wolf’s upcoming appearance. [Automatically generated summary]
From the high desert in the great American Southwest.
I bid you all good evening or good morning as the case may be across all these many time zones from the Tahitian and Hawaiian Islands with their dancing girls and grass skirts all the way across this great nation to the Caribbean and the U.S. Virgin Islands where one might see similar things down into South America and North to Santa country at the pole worldwide on the internet.
In other words, all over the place.
Good morning, everybody.
This is Coast to Coast AM.
Tomorrow night, Robert Ghostwolf will be here.
If you've never heard him, you're in for a treat.
Tonight, anything goes.
It'll be open line.
So anything you guys want to talk about suits me.
We will peruse Zimmoz.
The Senate has passed the chemical ban treaty.
The vote was 74 to 26.
It looks like a key factor was Trent Lott, who decided at the last minute to bring the conservatives along, probably so that people couldn't say, see, the conservatives are, well, actually, they love chemical weapons.
Now, I guess all I would ask you is, how many of you out there feel safer tonight because we have ratified the chemical weapons treaty?
You know, I don't think I do.
It's countries that don't ratify it that worry about me.
They're the ones who are making the chemical weapons.
Oh, well.
So we have it.
It's a nice piece of paper.
The FBI said that an oozing package that sparked a major security alert at the Washington offices of a major Jewish organization was not life-threatening.
It did make some people sick, but it was not life-threatening.
And one of these days, somebody's going to get mailed something and they're going to open it.
And it's going to be very life-threatening.
You know, I'm worried a lot less about poison gas and a lot more about biological problems.
Strange world.
It said that some of the rebels in Peru were executed, shot through the forehead on the spot.
And apparently the message was, don't bother to bring anybody back alive.
And they didn't.
Anybody out there upset about that?
Now the military truck story.
Very strange indeed.
Two trucks carrying missiles, machine guns, and mortars have disappeared in Texas.
They had been apparently tracked on by satellite, and they just disappeared.
Now, they've been looking for them apparently for a number of days.
There are conflicting reports at this hour.
CNN said that both trucks had been found, but at this hour I'm hearing one truck remains missing, but that they are not as worried about that one because it has what are called inert weapons on it.
And I wanted to know what an inert weapon is.
In other words, why would you not worry because they're inert weapons?
The keyword is weapon, right?
What do they mean by inert?
Is it a weapon that, well, I just don't understand that phrase, and maybe somebody out there can help me out.
Inert weapon.
Are you hurt if you are hit by an inert weapon?
If you are, then we should worry.
If an inert weapon is nothing to worry about, then well, anyway, I hope you follow me.
I just, I don't get the whole thing.
What is an inert weapon?
Is that a nuke that you could not cause to go off because you couldn't get the code?
And if it's a weapon that doesn't hurt anybody, then why do we call it a weapon?
Anyway, whole thing is confusing.
Hi, Art.
Great show last night.
Thanks for the tremendous variety.
This week, a number of callers commented on the EBS oddities.
Actually, it's EAS now, I think.
This occurred to one of your biggest affiliates, WTAM.
The author of the following note confirmed this by talking to the WTAM station engineer.
Remember, we were talking about the strange testing going on.
Check this out.
Folks, I am very upset by what I learned this morning.
We've been involved in a lot of speculation over the last few days, but from what I can tell, this is not speculation.
In fact, I hope someone can show me to be wrong, but if not, we simply can't allow it to go unchallenged.
Something very strange occurred in Cleveland yesterday.
Every single radio station, AM and FM, was for a few moments taken off the air and overridden by the signal from WTAM, 1100 a.m.
The disc jockey on WTAM was this morning expressing his concern over this and had an engineer on the show to explain how it occurred.
The federal government, through an FCC mandate and under the auspices of FEMA, has required all radio and TV stations to replace the EBS system that we were all familiar with, duck and cover, remember, with emergency alert system.
Under the new system, there are 30 trigger stations around the country.
Now, WTAM is obviously a monster, and they are one of the trigger stations.
Anyway, when these stations receive a signal from a FEMA-controlled facility in Virginia, they automatically and immediately reach out and take control of the signal coming from all other local stations in their respective areas.
The trigger stations receive a feed from this FEMA location, pass it on.
Neither the trigger stations nor the surrounding stations under distribution have any control over the link hub.
I repeat, all these radio stations do not control their own broadcasts, nor can it be overridden.
Yesterday, it was an accident.
As a result, a few stations in Cleveland were off the air due to a wrong button pressed by some federal guy in Virginia.
So there you've got it.
A kind of an interesting thing that they're doing right now, I would say, wouldn't you?
They have the ability to push one button and control all broadcasting, including what I'm saying to you right now.
They could just flat blanket out.
Now I understand why they want the ability, but boy, they better be careful who's got control of that button, huh?
Russia is continuing its Cold War-era program to build deep underground bunkers, subways, and command posts to help Moscow's leaders flee the capital and survive a nuclear attack.
This is according to the Washington Times.
Among the ambitious projects, a secret subway, get this, being directly built to the residence of Russian Premier Boris Yeltsin outside Moscow, and it would whisk him away from American ICBM should they decide to fly.
Only part I don't get here is why are they working like crazy, spending rubles they don't have to build things for something that isn't going to happen?
A defector from North Korea has clearly said North Korea has nuclear weapons and could turn Japan into a sea of fire as well as the South, South Korea, and that they just might do it and that they are moving toward nuclear, at least war, and I suspect nuclear.
It's like this chemical weapons thing.
If you get into war with somebody, you're going to use whatever you've got to kill the other guy.
And so I don't know what all this paperwork is.
Ban this, ban that.
We as the larger industrial nations ban it, get rid of it.
And the small guys will use it because chemical weapons, biological weapons, are the poor man's atom bomb.
So we keep the atom bomb and we let them have the cheap stuff.
Two teenagers looking for a victim, looking for a victim, anybody, lured two pizza delivery men to an abandoned house and killed them on Monday.
The 17 and 18 year old boys are accused of phoning and they had to phone four pizza places before they finally found one that would deliver to this remote rural area.
When the delivery guy drove up Saturday night and lowered the car window to hand out the pizza, the teens ambushed him.
After the men were shot in their car, they were dragged out and shot in the head.
The 18-year-old was charged with two counts of murder, so he killed two of them, and weapons violations.
The 17-year-old held in juvenile right now.
Both pled not guilty.
So in other words, they continued to call pizza places until they could find victims because all they wanted to do was kill somebody.
They didn't even want to rob the guy.
They just wanted to kill somebody's plural.
They got two of them.
Strange out there.
Art Paul Harvey on his show today said that a guy in Alabama has captured some kind of ugly animal that made its way from South America.
So whoever you are in Alabama, what is it you have captured?
I would like to know.
Dear Art, I've lived in Colorado for 26 years, and I have never seen the kind of weather that we've had in the past few days.
Monday and Tuesday, beautiful.
High 60s.
Wednesday, an average spring day in Colorado.
Mild temperatures.
But Thursday morning, unusually warm and cloudy.
Then, when I woke up this morning, there were 13 inches of snow on the ground.
That's 13 inches in eight hours.
Schools, businesses all closed down.
I've seen it snow in July, but never, never have I seen it sunny, rainy, and then snowing 13 inches in less than 48 hours.
Here's another one.
From Orangebird, South Carolina, not far away from a small town called North.
Tuesday night, we were under severe thunderstorm tornado warnings.
Wednesday morning, North residents woke to destruction.
Nine houses and a few buildings completely destroyed.
Obviously, everybody thought it was a tornado, but quite surprised to find out it wasn't.
It was just a wind gust to 105 miles per hour.
Here's another one.
Lately, you've been bringing up high wind gusts that have been occurring.
Perhaps you might want to mention the 98-mile per hour wind gust in the Mojave Desert that occurred today.
Just a thought.
It's a good point.
The winds are increasing everywhere.
We are getting microbursts on the ground.
And it's part of our changing weather, clearly.
In a moment, I've got a couple of great Darwin Award winners for you.
Or maybe I'll hold them till midnight.
Yes, I will hold my Darwin Award winners for the top of the hour.
These are absolutely classic.
And I'll wager that you've not heard them before.
Darwin Award winners are people nominated on a yearly basis for contributing to the gene pool in such a way as to cleanse it by eliminating themselves in very creative and stupid ways.
Yeah, well, he, you know, of course, when you say that, people think, oh, well, he's just acting for Star Trek, but he, if I remember right, his first experience was the great UFO air raid in Los Angeles in 1942, if you heard about that.
Well, after the war started, they thought submarines were off the California coast.
Airplanes would attack that kind of thing.
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Mm-hmm.
That sort of thing.
Supposedly, some people say that there were lights coming over the coast.
And, of course, everybody was jittery because, as you said, there was a submarine that shot up Goleta, which is near Santa Barbara and didn't do much damage, but everybody got excited.
And so he was saying that he saw these lights.
He was stationed in San Pedro at Fort MacArthur.
And, you know, he said that they did look like UFOs and whatever it was.
The anti-aircraft guns went off and so forth.
And then he also mentioned that in Louisiana in the 1950s, he was driving, I think he was going to a small theater production or something, and he saw a regular large UFO saucer-shaped.
I just was thinking, no, maybe they were just, you didn't understand the training they probably went through, excuse me, to let you know just how good a shot they were, because you have to get them right between the eyes.
Our military gives you the old double tap between the eyes.
See, let me tell you what I was talking about here.
Michael Curta, director of the Colorado Mouth On, writes, our facts is, at the top of the hour, ABC News in Denver reported one truck had been found, but the second, which was carrying four unarmed Air Force missiles, still is missing.
Worth, by the way, about $300,000 each.
And I was wondering, what happens if an inert missile passes through an aircraft?
Just curious.
And would having the missiles themselves, presumably with the guidance systems and all the rest of it, give one the ability to concoct an explosive, small as it might be, on the warhead and fire them?
A couple other things I wonder about.
These trucks have been missing for four days.
When do you suppose the government decided to tell us?
Four days later.
Now, there is no suggestion that there might have been nukes or nuclear weapons of any sort, but I ask you, would they tell us if there were?
If a truck or a train or a nuke was absconded with, would they tell us that?
You know, I know they are there, but that does not translate to a belief that I know what they are.
That sounds like a belief system, like a religion or something.
And I don't believe in them like a religion.
I investigate them, but that's very different than being a full-blown believer, you know, like the people in ID4 that went up to the top of the building saying, welcome to Earth.
Of course, they were the first ones to get zapped, you'll recall.
Well, I've had him on, I think, about four or five times.
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I'd like to have him come on someday and talk about the ancient languages and what they call the apocalypse or the revelation because there's some people say that that's going to happen and others say that it was written for the time of the early Christians.
Hey, I'm a police officer here in San Diego, and while I was on patrol a few weeks ago, a couple weeks ago, I was listening to your show and that EBS signal came on.
Oh, yes.
And it interrupted your show for probably off and on for about two or three minutes.
Only I guess they found one of the trucks now, and according to a story I've got, the detection system or the satellite tracking transponder was disconnected.
Now, the second truck is still missing, apparently, but they're not that worried because it has what they call inert weapons.
Now I learn they are missiles without warheads.
Maybe somebody can tell me out there what happens when an inert missile passes through an aircraft.
So I don't know that inert means not dangerous.
It may mean no warhead, as in nuclear, hopefully.
But, you know, would they tell us if there were nuclear weapons on board?
Well, I'm not so sure.
It took them four days to tell us that the trucks were missing.
I can almost imagine that conversation.
Well, boy, four days have gone by.
We better tell them.
We're going to have to tell them.
I mean, what if one of these things is, God help us, used?
Then we're going to be in trouble for not telling them they were missing.
So it took them four days to do that.
So would they tell us if there was something more than inert?
I doubt it.
I kind of doubt it.
And you know another thing I'm wondering about?
You know how everybody's always worried that, you know, missiles or warheads or nuclear backpacks or something will be stolen or sold in Russia?
It is always presumed they will make their way to Iran or Iraq or someplace like that, Libya, and they will end up exploding here in the U.S. How come Russia never worries when something here gets stolen?
And the answer would seem to be that nobody's thinking about stealing a U.S. weapon to blow up a Russian city.
The only thinking is that a U.S. weapon, if it is stolen, will be used to blow up a U.S. city.
You ever think about that?
And I don't know why I did, but I just did.
Darwin Award 1 comes from Dan in Sandy, Oregon.
Art, warning, future Darwin Award winner on the way.
While on my way home from yet another graveyard shift listening to your affiliate KEX1190, I heard a story that I thought worthy of your time.
A woman is suing her pharmacy, suing, mind you, for not providing her instruction on the use of the contraceptive jelly that she had purchased.
She realized that she must have done something wrong when she became pregnant.
Apparently, spreading contraceptive jelly on a piece of toast and eating it is not viable.
It may be time for a new category of Darwin Award, one in which the recipient somehow survives long enough to do something really dumb that results in yet another negative contribution to the gene pool.
mind that the idea list would be impossibly long.
I am, however, looking forward to something really spectacular from this little bun in the oven from Dan in Sandy.
And then this.
It comes from Michigan.
A couple of guys buy a brand new Grand Cherokee for about $30,000.
And they've got $400 plus, actually, in monthly payments.
So this guy immediately gets hold of his buddy.
And they go off to do some male bonding.
You know what that is, right?
They go duck hunting.
Of course, all the lakes are frozen.
These two atomic brains go to the lake with the guns, the dog, the beer, and, of course, the new vehicle.
They drive out onto the ice lake and get ready.
Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks.
Something, obviously, for the decoys to float around on.
Remember, it's all ice.
And in order to make a large hole, one large enough to look like something a wandering duck would want to fly down and land on, it's going to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill.
So, out of the back of the new Grand Cherokee comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40-second fuse.
Now, these two rocket scientists do take into consideration that if they place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they are standing, a good idea, as well as where the new Grand Cherokee, of course, is, they take the risk of slipping on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and possibly going up in smoke from the resulting blast.
So, instead, they decide to light this 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite, throw it, which is exactly what they end up doing.
So far, so good.
Now, remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the beer, the guns, and the dog?
Yes, the dog.
In fact, a highly trained black lab used for, what else, retrieving especially things thrown by the owner.
You guessed it.
The dog takes off immediately at a high rate of dog speed on the ice toward the stick of dynamite with a burning 40-second fuse.
About the time it hits the ice, all to the woes of these idiots yelling, stomping, waving arms, wondering what the hell do they do now.
The dog, well, it's happy, tail wagging, legs flying, headed back toward their owners with a stick of dynamite, the fuse continuing to burn.
Now these two bozos are really waving their arms, yelling even louder, and jumping to new heights than ever before.
Now, one of the guys decides to think something he has never done before, this moment.
He grabs a shotgun, sad as it may seems, a seem, and shoots the dog.
Shoots the dog.
The shotgun, of course, is loaded with number eight duck shot, hardly big enough to stop a black lab on its appointed rounds.
So the dog stops for a moment.
Fuse is still burning, slightly confused, and continues on.
Another shot.
This time, the dog is standing, becomes really confused, and of course scared, thinking these two Nobel Prize winners have gone insane, and so he takes off to try to find cover with the now really short fuse burning on the stick of dynamite.
The cover the dog finds underneath, of course, the brand new Grand Cherokee 30, some thousand dollars plus $400 in monthly payments, sitting on the lake ice.
Well, of course, kaboom.
Dog dies instantly.
Brand new Grand Cherokee, some $30,000 worth, sinks immediately to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two candidates for co-leaders of the known universe standing there with this, I can't believe this has happened look on their faces.
Later, the owner of the vehicle calls his insurance company, which tells him that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is not covered.
Look, I don't think that whatever I caught I caught in Mexico.
I think I caught it on the airplane.
As a matter of fact, I'm sure of it.
I could hear the people coughing and hacking and sneezing and sick on the airplane, and I could close my eyes and I could envision those little germs winging their way through the airplane's air distribution, or should I say, redistribution system, connecting with me.
Now, I thought I was bulletproof because I had been drinking so much colloidal silver that I should have been turning silver-colored.
And I thought I was bulletproof.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
I got the flu, and I got it good.
And I was down for two or three days.
That was during the time that some brilliant mind out there decided to write my obituary on the internet, which a lot of people believed, including a lot of my affiliates, I might add.
Oh, look, there's no point in even complaining about it.
They're going to just snipe away.
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That's what I do.
I just got a couple points to clear up with them, though.
The other night when you had Richard Hoagland on, and he was talking about the security alert at Cheyenne Mountain.
Yes.
DEF CON 4.
Well, there's an article that was released on the internet about the whole conversation, and the title of the article is called Art Bell Falls for Obvious Hoax.
Oh, yeah?
Well, what I want to do, Art, is I want to clear up some points for those that seem to think that you fall for these things by making points that are simple enough.
In the article, the author goes on to say that, well, I talked to the Canadian liaison officer to NORAD, and he says there was no DEF CON 4, and that the American liaison officer to NORAD couldn't be reached for comment.
So, but I want to say is, doesn't anybody really understand out there in La La Land that when you ask a government official about something with that kind of security clearance, you know, gee, is there a high security alert at your base?
Do you think you're honestly going to tell the public, the average Joe and the public, that this is what's going on?
Of course, not.
Well, exactly.
So these are some of the things that I think people should understand before they go out and start writing things and insinuating that, well, look.
I'm telling you right now, they will write endless things about me on the internet, and they do, and I don't care.
It just absolutely fails to bother me.
I have a particular kind of forum that I present here, and I allow people to say what they want to say.
And if it turns out to be accurate, that's one thing.
If it turns out to be inaccurate, that's another thing.
I mean, when ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN all fell for the story of the orgasm pill two weeks ago, did anybody write Networks Fall for Obvious Fraud, Fraudulent Orgasm Pill Story?
No.
I mean, it just happens.
We're in the open, free-flowing information business.
Some of it's right, some of it's wrong.
A lot of it you will hear nowhere else.
That's what it is.
What people need to understand is that this program is just a little different than others.
Songs like this, they start going through my head, and they don't stop.
And I've got to hear them again and again and again until my ears literally bleed.
I think the newscasters are once again pumping out incorrect information.
The top of the hour news here changed the word inert to unarmed when weapons are considered inert.
They have a certain certification as such by a licensed weapons tech.
They're usually painted another color and have the word inert stamped all over it.
Some are altered even further, such as the inert grenades that you sometimes see in Army surplus stores with the bottom cut open and the upper firing pin missing.
I own an inert grenade.
That's right.
They drill out the bottom of the grenade and take out all the contents.
And there's a big hole in the bottom.
Other than that, however, mine has a pin in it.
And I got in a whole lot of trouble.
I guess I can tell this story now.
At a radio station I once worked for, which I will not name.
I do these things, and you know, I shouldn't.
They're really not that funny.
Was funny, you know.
They were sitting at their respective consoles at this radio station, and I took my inert grenade and quietly opened the studio door and rolled it into the middle of the room.
Well, I got into a lot of trouble.
They, of course, immediately abandoned their posts screaming and yelling, ran down the hall, out the front door.
Dead air, except for the screams.
And I got in terrible trouble.
But it was, you know, when you think back on it later, it was funny.
The factory has warned us that the shipments have stopped.
But there's a lag time.
In other words, it takes a long time for a ship to come from South Africa to San Francisco and then for the containers to be offloaded and gone through by customs and all that baloney and make it to where we can sell them.
So we are not exactly sure when the last of the supply is coming.
It's literally now on a day-to-day basis is your answer.
Okay, the reason I was asking is because I was listening to one of the newslines on there, and I was wondering if you caught the one where you were mentioned on there.
What I recommend you do is go to like a radio shack, and there they have license study manuals, and you will learn enough with that in a tape to take a test.
And you want to get a novice license or a tech license.
Yeah, that our planet is leaving because I heard they've been adjusting the atomic clocks, what is it, like 20 times in the last 50 years or something like that?
But you see, the way I think, if I'm the current president, is I'm going to get in a whole lot more trouble if one of them goes off and I haven't said anything.
And since I have a very hard time making any sort of real decision on my own, I take a poll.
And by taking this poll, you're saying, well, you apparently, sir, are unfamiliar with our president.
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No, I'm getting more familiar all the time.
Unfortunately, I work midnight hours, and most of the news I hear is on yours.
Oh, because I was just thinking with all this stuff that's going on that I wondered if they were really remote viewers and not so much maybe Ouija boards.
Well, if you could manipulate at the molecular level, you could easily and quickly cure AIDS, those stricken and those who would be stricken, no problem.
In fact, you could do anything.
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I see it as the new, the pioneer, the new airplane, you know, for the future.
Instead of industrial revolution, it's the airplane revolution, you know, because there are so many, besides industrial and commercial things you could do with it.
I mean, there's so many things that can apply to technology.
And we are going to break here at the top of the air, find out what the latest news is, see what's going on with these inert weapons that seem to be missing.
Why is everybody always presumes the USA will be the target of anything missing anywhere?
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The trip back in time continues.
With Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM, more Somewhere in Time coming up.
We take you back to the past on Art Bell Somewhere in Time.
You know, I'm not sure how I can help you out here.
Maybe we'll figure something out at the network.
But I have learned, believe me, through the school of hard knocks, that to say yes, one time, many years ago, long before I was on a big network, or this, or we became a big network, I guess, somebody called an innocent request and said, hey, Art, can I send you a self-addressed stamped envelope?
I got a picture taken, and then I had to have thousands of them made, and then I had to put stamps on most of the envelopes that didn't even have stamps and mail them off to thousands of people.
So since that time, I have learned to be very, very careful about saying, oh, sure.
disgorged heavily armed U.S. Army troops, surrounded helicopter number one, told everybody on the beach to take a hike, including cops who arrived on the scene.
They found themselves looking down the wrong end of an M16.
So when those things are moved, they're moved by air, and they are very heavily escorted.
Well, the doctor says, in essence, says to the writer, he says, you are confusing topco and systemic use of antibiotics.
Why Colloidal Silver?00:15:39
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The reason silver preparation work on your sore throat is because the throat is an extension of your skin and is thus amenable to topco treatment with certain agents such as peroxide and silver.
Yeah, you can use, they say, colloidal silver on your throat or you can use it topically on your skin, or they say you can drink it and then be relatively immune to viruses.
And I tried it.
All I can tell you is I tried it.
I don't want to get into arguments with people here, but I was trying a very high grade of it, and I was drinking it, and I was using it topically, and I thought I was bulletproof.
Well, guess what?
I wasn't.
I got the flu, and people on the internet said I was dead and everything, and it just didn't work for me.
And I had been using it for weeks prior to going to Mexico, and in fact, I used it while I was there and when I came back.
ABC is charging that NBC pirated its news footage of the explosive hostage situation in Lima, Peru, and is planning to send an official complaint to the Peacock Bress.
So, as a matter of fact, they claim that an ABC logo popped up on NBC at the end of its telecast.
Shocking.
A copyright violation, an ABC spokeswoman said.
We have a long-standing agreement with NHK, and they do claim that the ABC logo actually aired on NBC.
Gee, how embarrassing for them.
And this, Art, tell that trucker, your station list on the website can be obtained at most college libraries.
Ask the librarian to show you a computer access.
Mike, that's not a bad idea.
It's true.
My website is www.artbell.com.
www.artbell.com.
And there is a soon-to-be-updated affiliate list.
We are growing at such a rapid rate that keeping an up-to-date affiliate list there is difficult, but I can tell you that we are at presently for Coast to Coast AM, 349 affiliates, and we'll get that latest list up there very quickly.
And I think Dreamland is now at 251 or something like that.
I mean, I could understand that, you know, if a dog is happily wagging its tail, coming back with a stick of dynamite about to go off, you might take a shot at it.
And a dog, having nowhere else to hide on the ice, would certainly duck under a car.
That's what dogs do.
All of it made sense.
But now you're telling me that.
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Yeah, I find it, you know, unless, you know, the UP, but I can't see where there'd be ice on the lakes up there during duck season either, because, you know, the upper peninsula gets a lot colder than a lower does.
Yes, and I wanted to talk to you about it because I suffer from chronic fatigue syndrome, which they affiliate the two together, or they think that the two might be one and the same.
Yes, that's exactly what Joyce Riley said, that this appears now to be catching, and that relatives and friends of those who were there are coming down and getting ill.
Now, they're still arguing about chemical weapon exposure, and you don't hear our politicians even mention biological, but I think that's of more concern, particularly if it's contagious.
They've been discovering a lot of new planets lately.
But it is true.
As a matter of fact, what did they say that it was the size?
Here, let me read you.
Astronomers announced the discovery of a Jupiter-sized planet orbiting a nearby star Thursday, boosting their confidence that there are yet many more planets to be found, perhaps even some that harbor life.
The object orbiting is hardly the first to be discovered circling another star, depending on how you count.
I'm up in the hills about in the middle of the island, Salt Lake.
Okay.
And what I wanted to know, you said anything goes tonight.
How about the negative aspects of religion?
Sure.
Well, for one thing, I think that most of them want you to worship an unseen God, an unseen heaven, an unseen hell, and then they want a cash contribution of seen money.
In other words, once somebody has demonstrated a lifelong dedication to committing crimes and hurting people, at some point, and of course there have been laws passed about this, a repetitive, recidivistic, mean SOB ought to be kept behind bars forever.
Once he has demonstrated he has a lifelong ambition to hurt people, break things, and commit crime, then that should be it.
I've thought in the past about perhaps an island.
I mean, you know about, you remember escape from New York and the more recent escape from LA?
Well, that's too close.
But an island out in the Pacific where you would take really bad people and just leave them to their own devices.
Let them parachute down.
Even give them a backup parachute.
And they land, and then either they integrate into the community of pirates and bad guys, or not.
Usually not.
West of the Rockies, you're on the end.
Missiles And Misunderstandings00:15:36
unidentified
Hey, how you doing, Art?
All right.
I love your show, and just wanted to call and say thanks a lot for all the work that you're doing.
Keep up the good work with having the great guests on.
And I'd also like to say hello to your board up in Hawaii, Gina.
What if the military, in the way the military normally does things, to confuse possible Darwin Award winners, marks all the inert missiles active and all the active ones inert?
unidentified
That sounds like our government doing things backwards, huh?
If they can't find the truck, I'm sure they can't find the drivers.
Now, if they find the driver, they find the truck.
Or at least they get to ask a lot of good questions, like, where's your truck?
unidentified
Okay, well, I just wanted your audience there to think about if the missiles are gone from the military's inventory and there was a missile shot at Flight 800, this is their method, or this is their way of hiding the fact that someone did take these missiles out of our aircraft.
Well, I know, but Flight 800 was a very long time ago.
Well, I see what you're saying.
You're trying to say the missiles were missing a long time ago, and they're just saying it now so that in some sort of inventory they can account for the missing, but not relate it to Flight 800.
You know, these missiles that are missing, I don't think the Air Force has any that can be fired from the shoulder, like what probably took down 800 if that happened.
Yes.
You know, they would have to be fired from an aircraft, and it seems to me if you're a terrorist.
But usually night to night, not the same thing happens.
Wildcard line, you're on the air.
Good morning.
unidentified
Well, good morning.
I appreciate your program.
Thank you.
And I think I'm going to give up reading Stephen King's novels because some of the strangest things are talked about on your program.
You mentioned a little while ago about what if the bombs that were on this truck had been really loaded and they were going someplace and they only thought they were unloaded or something like that.
That actually happened one time during the war.
I worked at the Naval Ammunition Depot and there was four of us on the night shift and all of a sudden there was brass all over the place and their faces were gray and they were running around and looking at each other scared and I thought, well gee, what's going on?
But we didn't dare ask because it was such a naval ammunition depot and you know you didn't ask anything about anything.
Right.
You kept your mouth shut.
And so finally it turned out that two trains had left someplace in the east and one was going into Nevada for breakdown and overhaul and the other was going to the South Pacific and they were loading this.
Excuse me, how does a train go to the South Pacific?
unidentified
Well it was a naval ammunition depot on the water where it would go over by ship.
Oh I see.
Good.
So the other one had come to our place and they were loading it and there was a they put it in like a big net you know and swing it over and go down into the hold of the ship boxes.
Yes.
And something broke and this big load of ammunition fell down into the hold of the ship.
Oh it was terrible I guess you know that scared everybody half to death.
Anyway, it turned out that the breakdown and overhaul train had been set to this area where it was supposed to go on board a ship and the real one had gone to Nevada, and everybody saying how terrible it would have been if those soldiers or sailors, or wherever this was going, had received the bad ammunition.
And I thought well gee, it would be even more terrible if it had gone to the breakdown and overhaul the real ones.
You know, somebody had accidentally opened one of these things to find out what was going on.
Eventually, I mean, if you want to get down to end-of-world politics and things like that, that's the way things are going to end because they are being oppressed.
It's your little third world countries that are going to get that, and they think that they're going to get the respect like the United States has demanded of.
They said on the last break at KFYI, the local news advertised that they are going to show the footage that Richard Hoagland talked about shot from the space shuttle.
They asked the question, are these the ships seen over Phoenix?
The film is going to be shown tonight at 10 p.m. on Channel 3.
Do you know what the biggest secret in talk radio today is?
It is why when the most interesting parts of the program come on, the signal fades out.
And yet, when the commercials come on, the station comes through clear as a bell.
You know what I mean, right?
That's the biggest secret in talk radio, and I have the answer.
But I'm not allowed to give it.
I just thought I'd let you know that I know the answer.
Naturally, I can't divulge it, but I do know that secret.
I mean, I have achieved that level to where they have actually now told me that.
Mr. Bell, if I had a nuclear weapon in all the codes and could threaten to use it, here's what I'd demand.
Nothing big at first.
I want, one, an MMX computer system with 64 megabytes of RAM, top of the line, continuously upgradable, unlimited access to software on demand, no charge.
That's one.
Two, that all politicians who cannot pass a lie detector test on campaign promises be made to appear for one whole month in the Canadian House of Commons or the American Congress in a diaper with a rattle in one hand and a baby soother in the other, and who are not allowed to say anything other than mama, goo-goo, and dad.
And additionally, that all talk show hosts be locked into a soundproof room once a year into which an unending round of commercials they favor are played back continuously.
The last ones left standing after three days would be declared the winners, if any.
Failing all of that, I would threaten to detonate the nuclear device under my neighbor's mutt as he spread-eagled himself to leave lumps behind that would knock a bear off a gut wagon.
See, the trouble with this is, if you had called up before they found the plane and you'd said, I had a vision art, it's located at New York Mountain.
Then we would have registered that, and you would now be heroically declared to be a psychic, doing better than even Ed Dames and his whole group of remote viewers.
But you have called after they've located the pieces, sir.
That's not as convincing.
unidentified
Yeah.
You know the difference between remote viewing and soul travel?
Yeah, and then when I read the dictionary, hey, you know, I really like that guy last night.
You know, and I thought he talked pretty fast, too.
But you see, I have this really weird psychic ability.
I can learn stuff by osmosis.
So if I just lay back and relax and let their words go in my ears, I get visions, and I can visualize what they're saying, and I make it part of my whole body, what they're saying.
Like, that's how I understand Richard Hoagland.
And you'd think, well, so what, Danelle?
I was like, I can't explain it back to you, but I can actually take action and make decisions on this information.
I would like to say about the man who was on last night, the doctor who was on last night, I had a glimpse of reality while he was speaking, and it was that he was describing the New World Order.
Exactly what is meant by when it is said and first used recently by George Bush.
Oh, the New World Order.
So now we know what it really is going to look like.
Well, I think he meant a world in which nation disputes would not be settled with the kind of wars you just talked about any longer, when there would be more order in the world generally, where people would be fed as they are not now, where...
unidentified
A kinder and gentler world, like a kinder and gentler nation that you're pontificating about.
I'd like to take mine and wave it against that arrogant Chinese diplomat that said Los Angeles has something to worry about if we don't keep our hands off of Taiwan.