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June 17, 1996 - Art Bell

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Art Bell’s June 17, 1996 Coast to Coast AM episode blends fringe theories with callers’ wild claims—Graham Hancock’s Fingerprints of the Gods teases ancient mysteries while listeners debate Chupacabra merchandise and California’s car-crushing pollution schemes. Catherine Austin Fitts explains blind people’s sensory-based dreams, and Bell cancels a remote viewing experiment after only one caller (Craig from Erie) correctly guessed his brass dolphin statue. Callers speculate on Clinton pardons, Velikovsky’s disputed asteroid theories, and bizarre conspiracies like the Montauk Project, revealing how fringe ideas and emotional triggers shape modern paranoia. The show’s chaotic mix underscores how even mainstream platforms amplify unverified claims, blurring fact and fiction in the 1990s conspiracy culture. [Automatically generated summary]
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02:07

george carlin

01:08

john anderson

00:49

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00:20

dustin zacks

00:09

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alex in michigan

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grant in minnesota [2]

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Speaker	Time	Text
Good Evening, Good Morning 00:04:30
unidentified		Welcome to Art Bell somewhere in time.
unidentified		Tonight featuring Coast to Coast AM from June 17th, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		From the high desert and the great American Southwest, I bid you all good evening, good morning as the case may be across all these many, many time zones.
		It's good to be here from the Hawaiian and Tejan Island chains eastward to the Caribbean and the U.S. Virgin Islands south into South America, north to the Pole and worldwide on the internet.
		This is Coast to Coast AM Live Overnight Talk Radio because your radio station cares enough to have it on instead of recycled repetitive old relentless repeats, except when they're mine.
		Hi, everybody.
		Really is good to be here.
		I've got a programming note slash alert for you tomorrow night at this time.
		Here's one that a lot of you have been waiting for.
		Fingerprints of the gods.
		Message of the Sphinx.
		Graham Hancock here on his American tour from Britain with us tomorrow night at the beginning of the program.
		First hour, you're not going to want to miss Graham Hancock.
		Kind of thought of as today is Indiana Jones.
		He's really something, so you're not going to want to miss that.
		He's on his American tour now.
		He'll tell you all about it.
		I promised him in June, and in June it shall be.
		Okay, well, yes, it is my birthday.
		Another one.
		Nothing to panic about, just another birthday.
		Happy birthday, Art, the Antichrist.
		Yes, the proof is in.
		I now know through detailed scientific calculations that you are truly the Antichrist.
		You are 51 years old.
		5 plus 1 equals 6.
		Your birthday is on the 17th.
		7 minus 1 equals 6.
		Your birth month, the 6th month of the year.
		And this, of course, 1996.
		So, any way you look at it, the numbers add up to 666.
unidentified		Even 6666.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		As Tennessee Ernie Ford sang so many years ago, yes, I do remember this song, but I'm still not as old as you.
		I take 16 calls.
		What do you get?
		Another day older and deeper in debt.
		St. Peter, don't you call me?
		Because I can't go.
		I owe my soul to the devil below.
		Okay, so I took a little artistic license.
		Anyway, have a truly happy birthday, Art.
		And remember, life gets mighty precious when there's less of it to waste.
		Till the Comet Do Us Part.
		Steve in Portland.
		And from my network, this.
unidentified		Hey, Art.
		Everybody here at the network got together and they want to wish you a happy birthday.
		And, of course, you're only at the big 5-1 right now.
		I don't know whether I should say that.
		But welcome to the club.
		Welcome to.
		he's old isn't he?
		Here we go.
		Here we go.
		Happy birthday to you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
unidentified		Happy birthday to you.
		Happy birthday, dear.
		Happy birthday to you, brothers.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And just to thank you all, thank you, thank you.
		And I want to thank the network for the present that it got me from my birthday, which is no mean machine, I'll tell you.
		It's really something.
		It is a Yesu.
		Do you know what a Yesu is?
		The FT-1000.
		It's a ham radio, for those of you who don't know.
		So thank you, everybody up at the network.
		I have it fired up, and I'll be using it.
		Have been using it, actually.
		It is incredible.
Volcano Explosives Rattle Italy 00:04:16
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It has every bell and whistle any ham could ever want to have.
		Wonderful birthday present.
		And here's another one for me.
		An earthquake registering a preliminary magnitude of 7.9 chimed in on my birthday.
		7.9, I said.
		Yikes, near Java, Indonesia.
		So you might want to make note of that.
		I imagine this one shook them up, but good.
		7.9 is in the category of a large earthquake.
		And I just got this a few moments ago, and you have to wonder why they're doing this.
		From Reuters News, scientists seeking to unlock the secrets of Mount Vesuvius will rattle one of the world's most famous and potentially deadly volcanoes next week with eight tons of high explosives.
		Eight tons of high explosives.
		Now, excuse me, but why would you want to do that to a volcano that's getting ready to go anyway?
		This strikes me as one of the dumber ideas.
		Vesuvius most famously erupted in 79 AD.
		It killed 16,000 and buried the ancient cities of Pompeii beneath a sea of molten lava and ash.
		It began, it erupted again in 1631, claimed an estimated 18,000 victims.
		Now below Vesuvius lay about a half million people, and they are going to blow it up.
		Now, I'm sure there is some valid...
		I mean, scientists and disaster relief experts last year completed a contingency plan to evacuate some 600,000 people from the area of Vesuvius the next time it blows.
		But why would you want to blow up Vesuvius with eight tons of high explosives?
		I'm sure there must be some valid, albeit undetectable scientific reason for doing something like that.
		But should it result in an eruption, it's going to be thought of as a very poor idea.
		ValueJet, the Florida crash.
		ValueJet, as of tonight, midnight, is voluntarily quitting.
		They will fly no more.
		The FAA has grounded them beginning at midnight.
		It all comes after a series of investigations and violations after the fact, five weeks after the fact, and the FAA has found them to be not airworthy.
		They did 2,000 checks, found leaking fuel, missing rivets, mechanics pounding on engines with hammers and chisels, engines that later had to be shut down in flight, this kind of thing.
		And I recollect, and I bet you do too, right after the crash, the FAA had said, ValueJet is safe.
		We've been investigating ValueJet, and we have found them to meet all safety requirements.
		And that was right after the crash.
		Now, all of a sudden, five weeks after the crash, ValueJet is not airworthy and has been shut down.
		The ValueJet people are really ticked off, angry.
		They say it's not true, but there you have it.
		So that tells you how much attention you should pay to after-the-crash statements by the FAA or any government agency.
		It's like they're trying to cover their butt.
		Oh, they were okay.
		We've been monitoring them right along.
		Well, apparently, not closely enough.
		Either that or this is a political shutdown, one of the two.
		Either way, it's not good.
Whitewater Revelations 00:05:50
unidentified		Whitewater.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The big report is being, well, actually, by now, it has been released at midnight, 700 pages long, very, very critical of the Clinton administration.
		Contains many allegations of documents withheld, inaccurate testimony, read lies, papers removed from Vince Foster's office, allegedly at the behest of the First Lady.
		She's the one.
		This is where this is going.
		And I've told you since day one that that is where this was going.
		Now we know for sure it is.
		There could be meat here.
		The biggest charge that the first lady blocked read here, possibly obstruction of justice, blocked the investigation into Vince Foster's death.
		Now, this could be serious.
		They're still worrying over the billing records lost, then magically found with the First Lady's latence on them.
		So this whole thing now is headed toward the First Lady.
		Thursday, committee Republicans will come out with a criminal referral list.
		That means to the special prosecutor who he should look into with regard to possible criminal activity.
		Could the first lady's name be on that?
		It could.
		And so a long time ago, I asked this question.
		Now it is more relevant as underscored by the news than ever.
		And that is, if the first lady is indicted or is found to have had a big hand in obstructing justice, very serious charge, what do you think our president will do?
		Let her swing slowly in the breeze, twisting in the breeze?
		Or do you think he will stand by his woman?
		I've known for the longest time that it was headed toward the first lady and been saying so every time I had the chance.
		On the 400-plus files, the FBI turned over to the White House.
		As you know, Director Free said the FBI was victimized.
		The FBI said we presupposed honor, meaning honor at the White House, and that view has now changed.
		There is news that the low-oh, here's a real surprise for you.
		The low-level military people, remember that, the ones who supposedly requested the files?
		Well, now, actually, it is found out they were political types, not low-level military functionaries.
		And a White House official says the director of the Personnel Security Office is going to be put on leave.
		Now, as recently as earlier in the day, The White House was saying, absolutely not.
		Craig Livingston will stay right where he is.
		Now, he'll be on administrative leave with pay, I might add, with pay, while everybody looks into this.
		Now, one might reasonably ask whether Mr. Livingston can be fired safely by the president or whether the number of skeletons that he's aware of in the White House will all come marching out at Mr. Livingston's political demise and attack the president like so many dead rising from the graves.
unidentified		That would be the circle of dead, of course.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The Russian elections.
unidentified		Hmm.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Boris Yeltsin, the reformer, incumbent, Gennady Zaganov, the communist, and the big deal maker, the military man, General Lebed.
		Probably going to go Yeltsin's way, they asked Lebed earlier.
		I think it came out to about 35% for Yeltsin, 31.5% for Zaganov.
		So Lebed is the kingmaker.
		Lebed will not go toward Zaganov.
		He will probably become Boris Yeltsin's defense minister, and whether or not he can then swing his roughly 15% of the votes to Yeltsin, making it a done deal or not, that remains to be seen.
		Since Mr. Yeltsin has taken over and the reforms have begun, economic output has shrunk by half, 50%.
		So has the real income of Russians.
		They will have a runoff next month.
		It could make going to Moscow interesting.
		A Russian leader has never voluntarily given up power.
		And it may be that Mr. Yeltsin is not going to have to, because he may win, but it is going to make Russia an interesting time, and I wouldn't go at any other time, and I wouldn't miss it for all the world.
Racial Hostility Debate 00:03:27
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All the tea in China or Moscow.
		Lots of other news.
		We are going to have, though, open lines because of tomorrow night's guest.
		The church fires continue.
		The latest, Rocky Point, North Carolina, a church, black church predominantly, that stood for 133 years, burned to the ground.
		It's now being called racial hostility instead of racism.
		Racial hostility.
		Well, there's a lot of it, isn't there?
		Deval Patrick, Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights in the Clinton administration, said, Of 21 cases solved in the last five years, in many of them, there have been admissions, confessions, of racial hostility as the motive.
		And then you know what he did?
		He blamed talk radio.
		He blamed talk radio.
		This was all on Meet the Press Sunday.
		Talk radio.
		Anyway, William Bennett then came on and said, yes, racists probably have done it.
		But as a result of talk radio, no, said that was a real reach.
		They found only minor conspiracies in two or three of the fires.
		In other words, people getting together and planning two or three fires, but not in all of the cases.
unidentified		This is beginning to get to be very serious.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ralph Reed, who is the Christian Coalition leader, is holding a summit tomorrow in Atlanta, my time zone, Atlanta, today.
		And one prestigious black leader said, it is indeed the Christian coalition which brewed up the atmosphere that led to these fires in the first place.
		And Ralph Reed, not precisely admitting that, did say that, yes, in the past, Christians may have contributed to an atmosphere that resulted in these fires.
		Do you think somebody, and who do you think that somebody is or somebody's, are trying to promote a race war in America?
		There's good reason to believe that.
		Another volcano, a volcano, I should say, erupting in New Zealand, a big one, sending ash miles, about eight miles up into the air, forcing authorities there to declare a danger zone.
		It closed several airports.
		Civil Aviation Authority imposed a danger zone prohibiting any flights in darkness anywhere near it.
		So there you've got it.
		I've got more news here for sure, but we'll get to it as we can.
Little Idea Ahead 00:05:01
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We've got a lot we've got to get done this morning, and it's been a little while since we've had open lines, since we've had so many guests.
		And tomorrow night, we will do it again.
		Boy, you just absolutely don't want to miss Graham Hancock.
		He'll be here in the first hour of the show.
		Somebody sent me a little list of things that don't make sense.
		Have you ever wondered why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
		It's a really good question.
		I mean, of all words that ought to be spelled as they sound, phonetic certainly is one of them.
		Or have you ever asked yourself, and maybe some of my Hawaiian folks can answer this, why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
		Nowhere to go.
		Why are there flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
		How does the guy that drives the snowplow get to work every morning?
		And by the way, if a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
		And they go on, these questions that nobody really has an answer for.
		Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of drive-up ATMs?
		Now there's one to ponder.
		Or why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
		Anybody with any of the answers to any of those questions is invited to call in.
		Actually, everybody's invited to call in, no matter what you'd like to talk about.
		Those are but a few ideas, and I've got more.
		And they'll be here right after this break.
unidentified		This is Premier Networks.
		That was Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM on this Somewhere in Time.
		Tonight's featuring Coast to Coast AM from June 17th, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning, everybody.
		And here's a little idea of what's ahead on Dreamland.
		Those of you who would like to know, yes, I was gone yesterday because of my birthday.
		June 23rd, it's Travis Walton and Mike Rogers back again.
		They've got a brand new book, and it's awfully well done.
		Authors of Fire in the Sky, about the biggest abduction case in all of ufology.
		That's this coming Sunday.
		Then June 30th, Robert Keats, author of West Virginia UFOs, a look at encounters in the mountain state.
		July 7th, Dr. Michael Newton, author of Journey of Souls.
		July 14th, Stanton Friedman, the flying saucer physicist, an atomic physicist.
		He was on the show here not long ago.
		July 21st, Konstantinos, author of Vampires, The Occult Truth.
		Interview with a Vampire author.
		July 28th, Kurt Sutherly, author of Strange Encounters, UFOs, Aliens, and Monsters Among Us.
		August 4th, 11th, and 18th, it's bye-bye time.
		I'm on my way to Northern Europe, Scandinavia, Russia, Moscow.
		I'll call you from Red Square or something.
		August 25th, Dan Wright, director of MOFON.
		So there you've got it.
		That's what's coming up on Dreamland.
		I thought you might like to know.
		And this fact's just in.
		There is only one worthy choice art for Bob Dole's vice presidential running mate, and that person is Marge Schott.
		Because, ladies and gents, we only got one shot at it.
		Imagine the sublime beauty of Marge sitting there chomping on a big old stogie presiding over the Senate.
		Imagine Marge telling Thomas Dashel, sit down, blankety blank.
Wait Minute: Signals In Phase 00:05:09
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're out of order.
		These things alone are worth the price of admission, Rob and San Carlos.
		And this, oh, what wonderful birthday wishes.
		Happy birthday, Art.
		In appreciation to you and your great show, we'd like to become a corporate sponsor as well as send you a birthday gift all at one time.
		So we are forwarding to you a check in the sum of $1 million for you to use at your discretion.
		Best wishes on your birthday, Art.
		The Freeman.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		How are you doing, Art?
		I'm all right.
		This is Ben calling from Provo.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		I just got a question about radio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		You would.
		I've been listening to you for about a half a year now, and ever since I've started, I've had to pick through a couple different stations.
		I pick up usually with KCNR, 1320.
		Oh, yes.
		But like about every 15 to 30 seconds, there cycles into the broadcast a buzzing noise that lasts for about another 15, 30 seconds, and then it increases in loudness, and then it just cuts out.
		And I cannot figure out what to do.
		Do you have any idea on what would be causing this and what could solve it?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How far are you from Salt Lake City?
unidentified		I'm down in Provo.
unidentified		Provo to Salt Lake City is about 40 miles.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that'd be about right.
		That's selective fading.
		It's called selective fading.
		And it's because the ionosphere is thicker and then thinner and thicker and thinner.
		And it produces a distortion.
		In other words, what's occurring is you're getting a signal in and out of phase.
		And one thing that, well, the only thing I know of that helps it directly is the select antenna that C. Crane sells.
		Oh, okay.
		Now, that will not eliminate it totally, but it'll take out about 90%.
unidentified		That's fine.
unidentified		Because, I mean, I can still barely hear the program when it comes in full strength, that buzzing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And have you noticed that it always fades at the most interesting parts?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But the commercials come in loud and clear.
unidentified		Yeah, I know.
unidentified		And now, just when you were talking about one of the volcano things, and you said this just ended and then it fades out of our mind.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's exactly right.
unidentified		Art, thanks a lot.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're welcome, sir.
		Have a good morning.
		I just, you know, we've got the one volcano that's just let loose, and they're planning on detonating high explosives on Vesuvius.
		Now, I tell you, in the world of things that seem dumb, detonating high explosives at a volcano that they say will go at any time just doesn't seem like a good idea.
		But what do I know?
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air top of the morning.
unidentified		Happy birthday, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		Thought I just call and wish you happy birthday.
		And I think that I got your watch the other day.
		I thought it was a real good watch.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, by the way, the watches, by the way, are almost gone.
unidentified		I ordered it the very first day of that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're lucky.
		They're about gone, and they're going to be a single edition.
		This will be all there is after this.
		No more babies, so there'll be a collector's item.
unidentified		Another thing I'd mentioned is Major Dames, and you had the repeat.
		That was very interesting.
		One thing I've noticed on the mailing list that you have on the internet was someone told me that he made a prediction about 1994 there'd be a landing of aliens and how that didn't happen.
		He said, you know, it was a land.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, wait a minute, wait a minute.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How do you know it didn't happen?
unidentified		Well, he said it'd be advertised and everyone would know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I see.
		Well, you're right about that.
		It wasn't public if it occurred.
unidentified		But I just mentioned that, but he says he's 100% correct all the time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I don't know that he made that prediction in the first place.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So, you know, unless you know your information to be absolutely accurate.
unidentified		It just said that he made that prediction somewhere.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know, but people say a lot of things.
unidentified		That's true.
unidentified		Well, happy birthday.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Thank you very much.
		Happy birthday.
		Why do we celebrate birthdays?
		Should birthdays be celebrated or should one be depressed about them?
		Well, I suppose as you're struggling to be 16 and then, of course, 21, you celebrate.
		But it seems to me after 21, there is no real reason to celebrate a birthday, exactly, unless you want to celebrate the fact that you've made it another year.
		Other than that, you're just marking another year of age.
		so what's to celebrate i noticed down here at the bottom bob wrote hi guys meeting ramona and myself So we're going to Moscow no matter who is elected?
40s Wildcard Call 00:15:48
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Question mark.
		Yes, Bob, we're going no matter who's elected.
		Bob, we went to Communist China.
		And that's a lot scarier than Moscow any day of the week, I think.
		Well, I don't know that for sure, but the answer is yes.
		I wouldn't miss get all the way over there to St. Petersburg and not go to Moscow.
		Are you kidding?
		Of course I'm going to Moscow.
		Why not?
		I'll never get back there.
		I'm sure of it.
		Well, I'm not sure of it.
		But I imagine that I'll never get back there, so I want to see Moscow.
		Yes, I'm going.
		Yes, we are going.
		Call the wildcard lines, area 702-727-1295.
		No, Charlie.
		We've got to start all over again.
		You're not allowed to use your last name, so let us begin again.
		Your name is Charlie, and you're calling from?
unidentified		Calling from La Melinda, California.
		All right.
		And I wonder if you've heard much about this vehicle confiscation that's going on across the country.
		The what?
		Vehicle confiscation.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What are they?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There's confiscating cars.
unidentified		That's correct.
		Who?
		Well, there's a business effort to, through pollution credits, to take away most of the public's automobiles.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't believe that.
unidentified		You don't believe that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, Americans love their cars.
		They wouldn't give up their cars.
		There'd be a revolution.
		What do you mean take away most of the public's cars?
unidentified		In California, there is a process called pollution credits trading that we're told...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know all about that, yes.
unidentified		That we're told will eliminate an awful lot of the public's automobiles in California in a short period of time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, it's just California or the whole nation?
unidentified		The process is being ⁇ laws are being created across the nation to do this.
unidentified		But they're all in place in California already.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, they'll rip my car out of my cold dead hand.
unidentified		Well, and that's a possibility.
unidentified		What we're seeing as...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Killers for our cars?
unidentified		Beg your pardon?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They're going to kill us for our cars?
unidentified		No, no, no.
unidentified		That is not what I'm saying.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I said, now let me review what I said.
		I said they'll rip it out of my cold dead hand.
		You said that's a possibility.
unidentified		Okay, that was a misstatement.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I see.
unidentified		I do believe that people will steal cars in order to turn them in for crushing process because of the tremendous incentives that have been set up to the pollution credit trading game.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you mean money for cars?
unidentified		Absolutely.
unidentified		Oh, well, we've created a false economic system which has some beneficiaries.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey, listen, how much would you offer me if I were to endorse my million-dollar Freeman check over to you?
unidentified		I'm afraid I don't have much to offer you, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		We're really concerned about the public and how they're being treated here.
		We understood that there's two issues that are being worked pretty heavily in the San Francisco area in the media, on the radio and on television.
		They are an issue of the new reformulated gasoline and this enhanced IM program, which we perceive as a car crushing program or a vehicle confiscation program.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there are a lot of cars out there that ought to be crushed.
unidentified		Well, but should there be a tremendous economic incentive to government to do that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've got a neighbor who's got a car that ought to be crushed.
		I've got to run.
		Thank you very much.
		This car ought to be crushed.
		Anyway.
		I understand.
		Well, as long as they're going to pay for them.
		I mean, as long as they're not coming with high-powered rifles to declare us to be compounds and big loudspeakers and dying rabbits and stuff until we give up our cars.
		First-time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Whoa.
unidentified		Hey, let me turn the radio down.
		Well, good idea.
		Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, where are you?
unidentified		I'm in Northwest Colorado.
		All right.
		Hey.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey.
unidentified		Happy birthday.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		Missed you last weekend.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you mean yesterday?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sunday, yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I was partying.
unidentified		See, I was listening to a show weeks ago with one of your guests.
		His name was Damon.
		Who?
		Damon.
		Brinkley.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Daniel Brinkley.
unidentified		Daniel Brinkley.
unidentified		And you guys were talking about this show that was going to be on UPN, and UPN is not available here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then you missed it.
unidentified		I missed it.
unidentified		And what was the long and the short of it?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, now, it was one of the astronauts.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It was Gordon Cooper.
unidentified		Oh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You really missed a good one.
unidentified		Yeah, I guess I did.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's all I can say.
unidentified		I'm a big fan of Gordon Cooper, too.
		Well, I got good news for you.
		You're not the Antichrist.
		It's Hillary.
		You think so?
		Hillary.
		Hillary, huh?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, Hillary is indeed the one that's going to be the target of all of this, and I've been saying that, I think, for about a year, a year and a half.
		And the question is: if it turns out that she obstructed justice, that is a very serious thing to have done.
		And she will be in very big trouble.
		The question is, what will the Prez do?
		Stand by his woman?
		Give her perhaps some sort of pardon?
		He could do that, you know.
		Or let her twist slowly in the breeze.
		You know how they begin that, right?
		They say, President will come out and say, well, I have 100% confidence in Hillary, right?
		That'll be on day one.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Then on day two, well, I'm sure that Hillary didn't do anything wrong, and I still have confidence in her.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		By day three and then day four, it's drop her like a hot rock.
unidentified		And then maybe weeks later, we get the old Jerry Ford, and there was no deal beforehand.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's exactly right.
		All right, thank you.
		Oh, boy.
		Good morning.
		You're on the air coast to coast a.m. with Art Bell.
		Where are you calling from, please?
unidentified		Hi, this is Brent up in Washington.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Byrne in Washington?
unidentified		Brent.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Brent in Washington.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What's on your mind, Brent?
unidentified		Hey, I wanted to thank you for some very interesting radio last week.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Glad you enjoyed it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You don't want to miss Graham Hancock tomorrow night.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		I think I was the one that started that because I was asking you about Hellbox, and then all of a sudden you brought all these people on your show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Must have been you.
unidentified		Yeah, I think you got some excellent guests, and I tell all my friends about your show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, my friend.
		Well, you deserve a lot of credit.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
unidentified		Hey, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey, yes.
unidentified		Hey, how old are you?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How old do you think I am?
unidentified		42.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yep, that's it.
unidentified		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		42.
unidentified		No, you're not.
		No, I'm not.
		How old are you?
		Okay.
		Us that don't have the internet, we can't see your picture.
		What do you look like?
		I look ageless.
		Well, I would imagine, because I've heard that you look very young.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm told that.
unidentified		But how old are you, really?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to stop saying.
unidentified		Okay.
		This is it.
		Well, what sign are you then?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What sign am I?
		Now, let's think about that real quick.
		It's June 17th.
		No, I'm not a cancer.
unidentified		What's before cancer, then?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Gemini.
unidentified		So that means you get along with everybody.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know about that.
unidentified		Well, anyway, thank you, Art.
		Well, thank you for everything.
		This is Gail from Denver.
		We love you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Gail.
unidentified		And you're not perfect.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm not.
unidentified		I have a lot of issues I disagree with.
unidentified		But would you tell us what you look like for us that don't have to be?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How do you know that might not mean that you're not perfect?
unidentified		I'm not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I could be perfect, and the areas of disagreement that we have could merely point toward your imperfection.
unidentified		Well, nobody on this earth is perfect.
unidentified		And you are just making this life on this earth tolerable.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you're absolutely right, of course.
unidentified		Yeah, but anyway, so you're in your 40s.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In my 40s.
unidentified		Are you?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No?
unidentified		30s.
unidentified		50s.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm 51.
unidentified		Are you?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		So let's say this is 1990s.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I was born in 1945.
unidentified		God.
		Okay, so.
		Really?
		I'm a nurse.
		I deal with patients.
		So you look younger than you are.
		So, you haven't seen much about Desert Sun.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's what it is, and I attribute it to that.
		I stay out of the sun.
		Thank you, Gail.
		I don't know if that's it or it's just genetic or what it is.
		I do, perhaps, to some look younger than I really am.
		Maybe I'm lying.
		Maybe I'm really 42.
		There's no way you can know for sure, is there?
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Greetings from Kansas, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, greetings from Nevada.
john anderson ▲ ● ▼		Happy birthday to you, and I've got a couple questions.
unidentified		One is, which side do you part your hair on?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		My left side, and then I erase the part.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I just do that as part of the crap.
unidentified		The reason I asked, I've got a couple of pictures of you, and what the pictures are, it's a mirror image.
john anderson ▲ ● ▼		One, you've got your hair part on the right, one, it's on the left.
		I got that when I set off for the travel stuff, and there were two different pictures, but it's the same picture.
		Somebody flipped the negative, and I was trying to figure out which one's right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Which one's right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I point it on the left, and then I sort of erase it with a, you know, I blow dry my hair.
unidentified		Okay, I've got a request for you.
john anderson ▲ ● ▼		While you're gone on that wonderful trip that I'm not going to be able to go on with you, unfortunately, please, please play the best of Art Bell.
		Because when you were gone last time, these may be some of your very best friends that filled in for you.
		But, Art, you're so far above them on the scale.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's very nice of you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what we're going to do yet.
john anderson ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to hurt their feelings because I'm, you know, sure they're nice people.
john anderson ▲ ● ▼		But it just wasn't anywhere close to listening to the Art Bell show.
unidentified		And I'd much rather listen to reruns of you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You get used to things.
		I think that's probably what they're going to do.
		But, you know, final determination, as they say, has not been made.
john anderson ▲ ● ▼		Well, you've had so many great shows here lately.
john anderson ▲ ● ▼		You just got a wealth of stuff to choose from to put on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
john anderson ▲ ● ▼		I'd be quite happy sitting back here in Kansas listening to old Art Bell shows.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So if you could do that, I'd be happy.
		Old art is right.
		All right, thank you very much.
		Old, I'm getting old.
unidentified		51 years old, my God.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you know, when I started this program, I was in my early 40s.
		This show, Coast to Coast.
		Well, actually, West Coast a.m. then, Coast to Coast.
		I was in my early 40s, and I've been here ever since.
		Doesn't seem possible.
		Anyway, it leads me back to why should we celebrate birthdays?
		Why wouldn't it be a day instead when you would hang black crepe, walk through in a mist of depression, one more year gone.
		And they go faster and faster and faster and faster as you go, too.
		That's another thing that's hard to account for.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Happy birthday to you.
		Happy birthday to you.
		Happy birthday, dear Art Bell.
		Happy birthday to you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you can sing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you calling from?
unidentified		I'm calling from Santa Rosa, California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Santa Rosa, yes.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, good to have you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What is your first name?
unidentified		My first name is Louisa.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Louisa, oh, that's a nice name.
unidentified		Thank you.
unidentified		I wanted to let you know that the famous Chupacabra has two thumbs now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Has what?
unidentified		Two thumbs written about it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Two songs.
		Oh, yeah, there are several songs running around.
		And I was interviewed in Sacramento the other day by my affiliate KST in Sacramento.
		And they've got a really cool chupacabra song, and they're supposed to be sending it to me, so we'll see.
unidentified		They're funny.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The chupacabra is a wonderful thing.
		It's good for us.
		We need monsters, and the chupa is a great one.
unidentified		Oh, they made it a real legend.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you know that people are now sending me chupa suckers, all-day suckers?
		They're called chupa suckers.
		And I just got a chupa t-shirt.
unidentified		Oh, how cool.
unidentified		Maybe I should get one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What really should be on the front of somebody's t-shirt is the photograph that I've got, the first one.
unidentified		Oh my gosh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That sucker is ugly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Have you seen it?
unidentified		No, I haven't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I like the guy.
		He took that.
		Oh, you haven't seen it.
		He took the photograph.
		You've got to see it.
unidentified		I heard that's very interviewing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it is.
		And he posted it in a 7-Eleven store as a lost dog.
		And this guy came in after about five or six beers, took five or six good looks at the photograph, and said, Hey, did that thing run away from you or did you run away from it?
		Listen, love, I got to go.
unidentified		Bye.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Headed toward the top of the hour here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We'll be right back.
unidentified		The trip back in time continues with Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM.
		More Somewhere in Time coming up.
		Art Belt, Somewhere in Time.
		Tonight, featuring Coast to Coast AM from the 17th of June, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		By the way, welcome to KVOE in Emporia, Kansas.
		Glad to have you on board.
		I wonder where Emporia, Kansas is.
		Somebody might call me and tell me.
		They are 1,400 on the dial, blazing across some flatlands back in Kansas.
		I remember driving through Kansas.
		What an experience.
		Flat?
		Ooh, flat?
		Really neat country.
		For a guy into radio, it's really neat because with radio in Kansas and adjacent states, you can predict exactly.
		In fact, the FM stations back there can tell you you'll lose it at Mile Marker so-and-so.
		And sure enough, boy, Mile Marker so-and-so will come up, and they're gone.
		Or the other way around, they will appear at a certain mile marker.
		That's how distinct it is.
		From Harry in Portland, Oregon, Harry says, I named my new dog Congress because of the way he does his business in the house.
		Dear Art, I was listening to the tape of Major Dame's last interview on your show, and a thought occurred to me.
		Is it not a violation of one's privacy to remote view on another person?
		Sure it is.
		Whether it works or not, a business involved in attempting to look into another person's activities sounds like trespassing to me.
Sandpoint Questions 00:15:05
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's Dave, KCMO in Kansas City.
		Yeah, Dave, I mean, sure.
		Sure it is.
		Unless you invited, I did that one night.
		I'm really tempted to try that experiment again, except it was so weird.
		Ooh, it really was weird.
		Art, happy birthday.
		Wish you many more best come halls.
		If the first lady is indicted, Bill will step down, saying he'll stand by his wife and cannot govern under those conditions.
		President Gore will pardon both of them because they were such hard-working people.
		Did the best for the country.
		Bill Clinton will then head for his new job at the UN.
unidentified		Regards, Vince.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		I'm calling Art Bell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you have Art Bell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's me.
unidentified		Oh, gee, I can't hardly believe that I actually got a hold of you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it seems you have.
unidentified		Okay, well, great.
		Well, listen, I've had so many things on my mind over the years, Art.
		For one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Me too.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Most of them have slipped by, though.
unidentified		Now they have.
		I've suffered through your cats, and I'm a veterinary technician.
		Ah.
		And so I have a lot of empathy for you.
		But what's on my mind tonight, actually, is I'm going on vacation to Sandpoint, Idaho, and I don't know how to get a hold of you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean how to listen to me in Sandpoint, Idaho?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		No problem.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Just tune around the dial.
		There are at least a half dozen stations that you'll hear in Sandpoint.
		No problem.
unidentified		Okay, well, I've got to make sure that I take you to bed.
		I can't sleep without you.
		I also have a brother in Pelzer, South Carolina that can't seem to pick you up.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where?
unidentified		Pelzer, South Carolina.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'd like to say I know where Pelzer is, but off the top of my head, I don't.
		We're all over South Carolina.
		You ought to be able to hear us.
		If I might, what is Pelzer near?
unidentified		Well, it's about two hours from Atlanta.
unidentified		From Atlanta.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Near Charleston, anywhere?
unidentified		About four hours from Charleston.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Florence, Columbia, Spartanburg, Greenwood.
unidentified		Greenwood.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Greenville.
unidentified		Greenville.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Any of those sound familiar?
unidentified		Greenville sounds familiar.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Tell them to listen to 1330, WFBC.
unidentified		30.
		Yep.
		Great.
		All right.
		Thank you very much.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, and have fun.
		And I should have asked her why she picked Sandpoint, Idaho to go to.
		That reminds me.
		They're going to detonate high explosives on Vesuvius.
		Anybody have any idea why they might be doing that?
		In the top 10 list of things that I would think you wouldn't want to do right now would be to detonate high explosives on a volcano that's about to go anyway, but what do I know?
		Anyway, absolutely fresh flowers, a Vesuvius-like impact.
		Call 1-800-562-6438.
		Art, if Hillary is indicted by Ken Starr, is it legal for the president to pardon her?
		Doesn't the president have to recuse himself since he is partial to Hillary?
		Well, presidents can do what they want, Mike, in Ohio.
		Thank you for the happy birthday.
unidentified		He could do it, but he shouldn't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm sure that he could actually pardon her because presidents have that power.
		But it would be political suicide.
		Of course, it is his wife, so he might do that.
		And Mr. Clinton has done a lot of things that have not come back to haunt him, even though Whitewater seems rather haunting at the moment.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Yes, I had a question.
		When you were talking about the braille earlier.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		It reminded me of a question that I once had.
unidentified		Can blind people dream?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, absolutely.
		They do.
		Now, how they dream and how their dreams differ from ours is a really interesting question, and I would like to talk to a sightless person about that.
		I would assume sightless since birth would be very different.
		If you had been at one time sighted and lost your vision, then you'd probably dream fairly normally.
		But never having been sighted, it's an interesting question.
unidentified		Would it be like, you know, smells and sounds?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I would think so.
		But I'm not sure about that.
		Let's ask.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We'll do that.
		But I think it is an important question.
		Why would they put Braille at a drive-up ATM?
unidentified		Good question.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is a good question.
		Thank you very much for the call.
		I mean, what it presumes is impossible.
		So.
		But he's right.
		Would a sightless person dream as we dream?
		Sightless since birth.
		Would a sightless person please call?
		I really would like to know myself.
		That's curious, isn't it?
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
unidentified		I wanted to ask you, I invented, I'm calling from Stockton.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Stockton, all right.
unidentified		Yes.
		I invented a few things, and I don't know nothing about patenting, Art, and I've heard some commercials on TV and on the radio show about patenting.
		And I was just wondering, could you help me out?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, are your inventions potentially worth millions?
unidentified		I hope so.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Send them to me.
		No, I can't help you.
		I'm not a patent attorney.
		I don't know.
unidentified		Well, I was just wondering maybe somebody on the air could probably help.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, they do have a lot of services that advertise for inventors.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm a little leery of them.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, that's the same here, you know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Probably the guy that invented the 10,000-mile carburetor sent it into one of those services.
unidentified		Yeah, well, that helps me out there, too, because I've heard some commercials on the radio and TV, and I'm kind of leery of them, you know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Listen, the Freemen are sending me a $1 million check for my birthday, and I was wondering if I were to endorse that to you, what it'd be worth on the dollar.
unidentified		Oh, no, I don't know.
unidentified		I don't think so.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, sir.
unidentified		Okay, thank you very much.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		Don't forget, tomorrow morning, Graham Hancock is here.
		Fingerprints of the gods.
		His new book, Message of the Sphinx.
unidentified		Ooh, it's going to be a good one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Tomorrow night, beginning of the show, Graham Hancock on his American tour.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		Well, good morning.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning.
unidentified		I have a request.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Could you possibly play Biden at the Oasis?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I can always do that.
unidentified		You could always do that.
unidentified		Well, happy 52.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		51, damn it.
unidentified		50.
unidentified		Oh, come on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, you come on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's 51.
unidentified		51.
		Yeah.
		Okay.
		Well, Bid Night at the Oasis.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Bottom of the hour.
unidentified		Oh, can we talk now?
unidentified		Chin music.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we can talk.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What?
unidentified		Chin music now, right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What music?
unidentified		Chin music.
		You know, talking.
		Oh, yes, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Chin music.
unidentified		Chin music.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, yes.
unidentified		I'm just teasing you.
		How about 20 bucks or less?
		You said run with it, right?
		Yep.
		It's already formed.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is, huh?
unidentified		Yes, sir.
unidentified		St. Louis, Missouri.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, really?
		Yes, sir.
		Well, this is the first I've heard of it.
		Now, I've received a lot of faxes from people who are on to it.
		Yeah.
		And I'm waiting.
		Somebody, I guarantee you, will make it.
unidentified		I believe I already spiked it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You did, huh?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		I'm allowed to use it, right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
		I gave it away.
		I mean, whoever gets on it first.
unidentified		Got it.
unidentified		Got it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, contact us.
unidentified		I've been trying to.
		I've been trying to call you for an hour and, you know, something.
		You're a busy man.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm a, you know, the thing to do is send me a piece of email or a fax.
unidentified		Uh-huh.
		I've contacted everybody here.
		You know, I'm already squared away with KSD, which is your local affiliate.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, okay, I guess that'd be a great way to begin it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, start your advertising on KSD.
unidentified		That's the way to work.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And then as it balloons, why come to our network?
unidentified		We got some good stuff, too.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's a wonderful business.
unidentified		I mean, I already got some good stuff spiked.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I understand.
unidentified		We have like, how about we have long-distance minutes?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Long-distance minutes.
unidentified		Yes, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean like phone cards like that?
unidentified		Yes, sir.
unidentified		20 bucks or less.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's the idea.
		Thank you.
		Long distance minutes, huh?
		I just thought it'd be cool.
		Somebody called up.
		Some guy called up and said, man, you never advertise anything for 20 bucks or less.
		And I thought, well, there'd be a good business.
		Call it 20 bucks or less and do a whole lot of research and come up with a whole bunch of good stuff for 20 bucks or less.
		And so, you know, people are working on it.
		I'm getting a lot of email and taxes, and someone's going to make a lot of money.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		No, you're not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Good morning.
		Hello?
		This is Art?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it is.
unidentified		Oh, well, it doesn't sound like Art.
unidentified		You guys screen calls or what?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't screen calls.
unidentified		Oh, well, it just didn't sound like you're on the cell phone.
unidentified		Let's put it that way.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's your fault.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're on the cell phone.
unidentified		No, it's starting to sound like you now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm glad it does.
grant in minnesota [2] ▲ ● ▼		I'm writing a book called Dreams, Visions, and Nightmares, and I haven't heard Dreamland on the last two or three Sundays.
unidentified		Mm-hmm.
grant in minnesota [2] ▲ ● ▼		And I was wondering if you could help me out by having people that have special dreams that I want to enter them into my book, and I want to screen them.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're going to screen dreams?
unidentified		Well, I don't want, I don't want.
grant in minnesota [2] ▲ ● ▼		I want real vision dreams that people have had.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean prophetic dreams?
unidentified		Yeah, dreams with the meeting.
grant in minnesota [2] ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to sit and decipher, you know, that I see the color red all the time or something like that, you know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, what if that's all a person's got?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then it's red everywhere, red.
grant in minnesota [2] ▲ ● ▼		If I feel that somebody reads it and they don't get anything out of it, well, you know, why put it in the book?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, the best way to do that would be to form a dream web page.
unidentified		A dream web page.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sure, up on the internet.
grant in minnesota [2] ▲ ● ▼		Is there any way of putting my address out over the radio?
unidentified		No.
unidentified		No, can't do that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We're not allowed to do that.
unidentified		Not allowed to do that.
grant in minnesota [2] ▲ ● ▼		Because I have some interesting ones myself, but I want to get some more into it.
unidentified		I mean, I have probably 10 or 15 pretty wild ones.
grant in minnesota [2] ▲ ● ▼		One of them is into the world in the beginning of the one-world government, and I woke straight up out of bed.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Who is going to head the new one-world government?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Did you dream that?
unidentified		China.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		China?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
unidentified		Really?
		They're awful quiet right now.
		Well, I don't know if I like that.
grant in minnesota [2] ▲ ● ▼		Well, America's not going to be around when it happens.
unidentified		We're going to get ousted out somehow.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ousted?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Regimes get ousted.
grant in minnesota [2] ▲ ● ▼		Well, New York City gets bombed, and D.C. gets bombed, and it's pretty much over with itself.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you think America is New York and D.C.?
grant in minnesota [2] ▲ ● ▼		Well, I think that everything's piped into New York as far as...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What about L.A.?
unidentified		Uh...
unidentified		It's secondary.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		L.A. could become the new financial capital.
		And let's see, the new political capital, where would that be?
		We'll figure that one out.
		L.A. would be the new financial capital.
unidentified		And Kansas City would be the new political capital.
		Make it Kansas City.
		What do you think?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wild Card Line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Good morning, Art.
		Hi.
		This is Matt out in Hawaii.
		I was going to ask you, happy birthday, by the way.
		And there was a question I was going to ask you last year.
		I never had the opportunity because I couldn't get through.
		What is the earliest thing that you can remember in your life?
		The earliest age?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Probably I can remember drinking out of a bottle.
unidentified		Drinking out, wow, that's pretty early.
unidentified		By the way, you remember a couple weeks ago when...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not really.
		I just stopped two, three years ago, actually.
		No, I'm kidding.
		I really do remember.
		I remember lying in my crib drinking out of a bottle.
		I can remember that for sure.
unidentified		I think for me, it's probably when I was about five years old.
		It's about as early as I can remember.
		But another thing I was going to tell you, you remember a couple weeks ago when the Japanese shot down one of our aircraft by accident.
		Yes.
		And you'll never guess what happened today.
		It's been on the news over here already, but I don't know if it already made the national news, but one of the Japanese aircraft had an accident today.
		It was right in front of the control tower here at the Naval Air Station.
		But the oddity of oddities is the squadron that had lost the aircraft to the Japanese, their airplanes were parked right in front of where the aircraft hit the ground.
		So that was really a strange thing.
		It was almost like a sacrifice saying, okay, here, you can have this.
		Sorry about that.
		You can have this.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		One for one, uh-huh.
unidentified		Yeah, it was pretty strange.
unidentified		Pretty strange.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, sir.
unidentified		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, training accidents.
		There are a lot of them.
		And preparation for conflict does not come cheaply or easily, and it requires the sacrifice of human life, too.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Good morning, Mr. Bell.
		Hi.
		First of all, I travel to Chicago regularly.
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		I'm from Central Illinois, and I have the blessing of listening to you both on 55KSD and 970 WMAY.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		So when I go to Chicago, I can't seem to find you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you will now.
Braille and Taxi Cabs 00:15:43
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Try 3WE.
unidentified		Oh, excellent.
unidentified		Okay.
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		Secondly, the reason there is braille at Total Teller Machines is because of the invention of taxi cabs.
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		If I'm riding in the back, I have the cab driver pull up and I can do my banking myself.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you sightless?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then, have you been since birth?
unidentified		No, I've always had eye problems, but I have been able to see some.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Could you tell us anything about your dreams?
unidentified		I have dreams that make Stephen King look like a piker.
		Do you really?
		Yes, I do.
		And the only book that he ever wrote that scared me was Cut Cemetery.
		Everything else was like, eh, no big deal.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Put Cemetery was incredible.
unidentified		Having American Indian heritage in my background, it seemed a little too real for me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you know anything?
		I presume that you correspond with and talk to sightless people.
		Sightless since birth.
		And I'm wondering how their dreams differ.
unidentified		Not any different than I can recollect.
unidentified		There is a color is a concept.
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		And so what you would consider red and tell someone, you know, the grass is green or the sky is blue, whatever their concept is, it is in their head.
unidentified		Just like you can't explain to me what the bluest blue is.
		And if you discuss that with your wife, you would have an argument about what the bluest blue is.
		Is it a sapphire or the Arizona sky?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The only way I could describe blue to a sightless person would be to say it is a cool color.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There are hot and cool colors.
unidentified		Right.
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		And see, if you go to your wife and you say to her, what's the bluest blue you've ever seen, even if it's something that you've seen in common, you may not agree that that was the bluest blue.
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		So it's a colors in a lot of ways for blind people are intellectual concepts associated with the grass or coolness or yellow being a kind of a hot summer day, that sort of thing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		But in describing a dream, it's where you are and what you're doing and what's around you.
unidentified		So there's not a lot of real differences.
		Interesting.
		There have been studies.
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		You might, since you're online, you might want to do like a Nexus search or that kind of thing, because there is a journal called the Journal of Visual Impairment, and there is another one called the Journal of Rehabilitation and Blindness.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But let's try this angle.
		Forget the colors for a second.
		I might have a dream about a monster chasing me, right?
		But a sightless person, never having seen on television or through any other medium, even a photograph of what is purported to be a monster, wouldn't understand the concept of a monster, much less a human being other than by touch.
		So what kind of monster would chase a sightless person?
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		The kind of monster that would chase you when you were very little and in bed and it was completely dark and you thought it was there but you couldn't see it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but we had, even when we were little, we had references with regard to monsters.
unidentified		A lot of it is emotions.
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		A lot more of what you see is emotions than you think.
unidentified		I can give you like a little test to give you the concept.
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		If you turn your head all the way to the right and look at what you're looking at and then turn your head all the way to the left looking at everything.
unidentified		If you count the amount of things you see, it's just a tremendous amount.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes.
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		If you close your eyes and you do the same thing and you listen, you will hear vastly fewer things, but you will know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Listen, can I ask you to hold on?
unidentified		Sure.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, good.
		Hold on through the break.
		Here by request is Maria all about my high desert.
		Listen carefully.
unidentified		This is Premier Network.
		That was Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM on this Somewhere in Time.
		Shadows painted our faces.
		Chasing.
		There's a romance in our head.
		We take you back to the past on Art Bell Somewhere in Time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, stand by.
		We're going to repeat the great remote viewing experiment.
		My wife is in the other room.
unidentified		She is prepared to back up what I'm about to do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Somebody sent me a fax earlier saying, hey, Art, I bet Vidian was on last time.
		Well, we didn't have Vidian last time, and it's not on now.
		So, and the item I've got is so strange that in a million years, it could not be guessed.
		If anybody comes up with this, well, let's just put it this way.
		What we're about to do is really weird.
		But we thrive on weird here, and I've got an item that is really cool.
		Anyway, great.
		Let me go back to the young lady who was holding, and then we'll do it.
		You're back on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
		Hi.
		To finish where we were, the concepts of monsters and things are emotional concepts.
		It's not what it actually looks like.
		It's what you associate with it.
		For me in particular, it's the sense of falling.
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		If I were to run from a monster in a dream, it would be, I'm running from the monster, but I'm scared to death I'm going to fall.
unidentified		And most of the things that kids associate with monsters are things that are in fact associated and not the look.
		It's the sound of Godzilla.
		It's the person who grabs you from behind.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Crunch, crunch.
unidentified		Right.
		Crunch.
		The jaws music.
		Those kind of things.
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		So the emotions attached to something that you would see simply are attached to a specific time or place or event.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		I think I've got it.
		And we'll get, I'm sure, additional confirmation of that.
		But I really want to thank you.
unidentified		Okay, one other thing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		The spookiest part about all this Braille business, I was fine whenever I could go to the bank and do my banking all on my own.
unidentified		That was a great independent thing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
catherine austin fitts ▲ ● ▼		What scared me the worst was when I went to a gambling casino recently, and the total color machine on the casino was in Braille also.
unidentified		Oh, man.
		That was kind of like, oh, no, maybe I shouldn't come here.
		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much.
		Take care.
		Yes.
		And there would be certain gaming things that I would think a sightless person would want to stay away from where it could not be verified.
		You'd want to be at a machine where when you hit something, it goes ding, ding, ding, or buzz or something.
		All right, we're going to try a remote viewing experiment.
		Now, what does that mean?
		That means I have many objects in this room, but I have brought in a foreign object.
		And I am going to not say anything more about that object other than that.
		And I'm going to concentrate every chance I get, including right this minute, on that object.
		I am letting my mind concentrate only on that object.
		It is indeed a very, very unusual object.
		If anybody out there can nail it, send me a fax.
		I'm going to give my fax number or call me, whatever it is, and take your best shot.
		The last time we did this, we had two people who nailed it.
		One who particularly nailed it.
		I mean, down to the most intimate detail.
		It was frightening.
		It was impossible.
		But he did it.
		And so I'm trying another experiment now in honor of Major Dames, who was on the program.
		And I am now going to give you about 10 seconds of silence while I really concentrate on it.
		we go not supposed to do that radio but i did And I will continue to do that.
		I will continue to concentrate on it.
		If you think what you've got to do is clear your mind, really, really clear your mind.
		Concentrate on Little Pahrump, Nevada, and Art Bell, sitting here, concentrating on this object.
		It is, well, I'm not going to say a word about the object or the nature of it, other than to say it is not normally in this room, but it is now.
		And I have made nobody aware that I even have this object.
unidentified		So it is a completely valid test.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, there we go.
		That's as much as I can devote to it at the moment.
		I will devote much concentration at the top of the hour when we do the news.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Art.
unidentified		Hi.
		Yeah.
		I have a question for you.
		Communicate with Emmanuel Velikovsky?
		Yes.
		I have been reading and collecting books over the past several years on all the different doomsday type scenarios like Pole Shift by John White, Doomsday, the Science of Catastrophe.
		Yes.
		Red Edge of Casey, Paul Solomon, Nostradamus, stuff like that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey, turn your radio off.
unidentified		I'm sorry.
		What is the latest scientific thought regarding Velikovsky's theories on the planetary flyby and so forth in 1500 and 700 BC?
		And has any further geologic or archaeological proof been dragged up or are any of his theories disproven?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, not that I am aware of.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You might want to look into Zachariah Sitchin.
unidentified		I've got his whole set of books.
unidentified		Has he released his latest one yet?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That would be the closest I would think of to a follow-up.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So that's my only advice.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		Do you think that the Villa Costic stuff falls in with the quickening you keep referring to?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I do, yes.
		I do.
		I don't know what I'm going to do with this quickening thing, but I'm ruminating about that now.
		I don't really want to say any more about it.
		Listen, I'm concentrating again on my subject here.
unidentified		And you're welcome to come remote view.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We're inviting you in as a special opportunity to remote view.
unidentified		See if you can grasp this object.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I should be making it easy for you concentrating like this on it, right?
		First time caller call, toll-free, 1-800-618-8255.
		Now, James, we're going to have to start all over again.
		You made me hit the button.
		Gee whiz, James.
		No last name.
unidentified		That's my natural reaction to say my first name.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I understand.
		No last name.
		So your first name is James, and where are you?
unidentified		San Diego, California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, Cogo.
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		I found that I can pick you up on six stations down here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's good.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		About this remote viewing thing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		I think what you're concentrating on is it's really fuzzy.
		I've been practicing this for quite a while, but I'm getting a real fuzzy picture.
		I'm sensing that it's small and rounded, and it's either clear or light-colored.
		That's all I can get.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, you started out.
		I don't know you didn't get it.
		I don't want to say warm, cold, that kind of thing, because that'll give up to somebody else's.
		All right.
		All right.
		Thank you.
		That's not it.
		No, that's not it.
		So, again, I can't sort of, I really can't say warm, cold.
		I don't want to give hints.
		I want this to be a real thing.
		Hey, Art, want to hear something scary?
		I always do.
		My friend's dog was bitten on the tail by a snake.
		It immediately made the dog ill.
		His tail swelled to about three times the normal size in the space of a few hours.
unidentified		We killed the snake and took both to the vet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The vet said that it was the second case he had seen this month alone.
		The snake has no official name yet, but it's been identified as a crossbreed between our native breed of rattlesnake and our native breed of bull snake, which, by the way, are natural enemies.
		He said the half-breed's venom was nearly half again as powerful as the original rattlers.
		Step lightly out there.
		Wearing boots, A in Boise.
		You're on the Air Coast Coast A.M. with Art Bell.
		Hi.
		Art Bell?
unidentified		Yes.
		Hi.
		This is Salem from United Arab Emirates.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		From the United Arab Emirates, yes.
unidentified		Emirates, yeah.
		I've been listening to you for two years in Denver.
		I'm studying in Denver.
		I really enjoy your show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
		Where are you now?
		You're back now in the United Arab Emirates.
unidentified		Yeah, I'm back for summer here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I see.
unidentified		So I got the chance to call you finally.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, did you have any trouble with our international line?
unidentified		No, no, no.
unidentified		That's the first ring.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The first ring was.
unidentified		Yes, I got the ATNT number off your webpage and the international number.
unidentified		And that's my first die when I got you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you able to get the web over there?
		Oh, yeah.
		Then I presume that you could hear the show live on the real audio.
unidentified		I've been trying to get that, but see that the connections are not that well here.
		But the web page is current, and I can get all the information out of it.
		I'll try again to hook up to my personal account in the university and see if I can get the radio audio through that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, I would very much like to know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You are my first call from the United Arab Emirates.
unidentified		I know.
		I know it will be the first one.
		I've been listening for two years in Denver.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Yeah, on K-House 603, and I really enjoy your show.
		I really miss it.
		Well, I'll be there in about a month.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, well, you try and find us on the internet before you come home.
unidentified		Okay, I have a question about the new La Chupacabra picture.
		Oh, yes.
		Yes.
		That one is totally different than the one we had before.
		Do you have any news about that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, that second picture was submitted by an anonymous person, and I think it is less credible in my mind than the first one.
unidentified		That's what I thought.
unidentified		That's what I thought.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But I still, you know.
		We have a delay here, so we've got to be careful.
		I still put it up on the webpage, even though I did not think it was that credible, so people could see it.
unidentified		How about the UFO wreckage?
unidentified		Is there any news about that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, there's a lot of news about that, and you can see that on my webpage.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The complete scientific report is up there.
unidentified		That's great.
unidentified		I'll go and check it right now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, my friend.
unidentified		Well, thanks a lot.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		Bye-bye.
		All right.
		United Arab Emirates.
		That's the first one from the United Arab Emirates.
Mosquitoes Spread AIDS? 00:09:59
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		This is Wendy calling from Loston, Missouri.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How you doing, Wendy?
unidentified		I'm doing fine.
unidentified		And I am 50 miles northeast of Kansas City, and finally they have a signal that reaches all the way out here that I can listen to you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Which one is that?
unidentified		KCMO 810.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's a big signal.
unidentified		Yeah, well, it usually is, and I have to pick you up through WOAI, which shows off at 4 o'clock here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right, yes.
unidentified		Or 1500 out of Minneapolis State Paul.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I believe we'll still be on the air in Kansas City for about another 13 minutes.
unidentified		Yes.
		Yes.
		And I'm so glad I got to hear you.
		I mean, because I'm driving home from work, and I said, oh, I get to listen to this all the way.
		I mean, when I get home.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Well, I'll tell you what.
		You call up Mike Murphy one of these days.
		Tell him I said hi.
unidentified		Well, he said they've got a promo going that whenever they catch the Bigfoot, Mike Murphy will be holding the net.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm sure he will.
unidentified		But Art, thank you very much.
unidentified		And I work for Ford Motor Company, and these guys are just turning on to you quick.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's super.
unidentified		And thank you very much for your program.
		We really need something like this.
		I love the format.
		Take care.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is an open, different kind of format, and we don't concentrate on any single thing here, as you must well know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If you've been listening for a while now, first time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		Yeah, Art?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
noah in nevada ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this is Vern from America's Dairyland.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello there, Vern.
noah in nevada ▲ ● ▼		I was wondering when somebody with some authority is going to have the ball to say that mosquitoes can spread AIDS.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I would say that, thank you, Vern, that when they discover that to be a scientific truth, they would have no problem saying that.
		Or maybe they would.
		I don't know.
		That mosquitoes can spread AIDS.
		I always thought that it would be so.
		Why would it not be so?
		Mosquitoes take blood from one person, and they don't exactly deposit it in the other, but surely a bit of that blood could mix with the next victim of the bite.
		So I've always thought it possible, yet I think there is not yet scientific proof.
		But, I mean, how do they know?
		I mean, if somebody comes down with AIDS, minus a lifestyle difficulty, homosexuality or IV drug use or something like that, I think the tendency, even if a person says, well, I'm not a homosexual, or I'm not an IV drug user, the tendency is to say, well, I bet they were.
		So how would we know?
		That's the real question.
		How would we know?
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		This is Kevin from Huntsville, Texas.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Kevin.
unidentified		I was wondering if when you go on your vacation, you might put Dreamland on in your place.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Dreamland in my place?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, okay.
		There will be Dreamland repeats during the time I'm on vacation is the answer to that.
		And if you mean put Dreamland on this program, no.
		We would not do that, of course.
		But there would probably be, because of the nature of what we would use as repeats, we would tend to use guest appearances because they are timeless, of course.
		So you would hear a lot of things that would kind of go down that line.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
grant in minnesota [2] ▲ ● ▼		I think that what you're looking at is a triangular prism with a bunch of colors.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No.
unidentified		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
unidentified		Far off.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You didn't concentrate hard enough?
unidentified		Well, okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		No, it's very specific.
		Very specific.
		And if anybody gets this, it is going to mean that remote viewing is real.
		And all I can promise is topo of the hour, I'm going to concentrate really hard on this.
		So be careful about getting your guess out too fast or your vision out too fast.
		While the news is on, I will spend intense moments in concentration.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello?
		Hello?
		Yes, Art?
		Yes.
		I'm about a half hour late, but happy birthday.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, thank you.
unidentified		I don't know about the remote viewing.
		I was going to say, before you got that facts, that you found a little baby rattlesnake, but I don't think so.
		The facts kind of cancel that out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		But happy birthday.
		We share this date.
		That's why I remember it.
		Oh, you also had a birthday today?
		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, yesterday now, actually.
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		And also, you play my two favorite songs.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I do.
unidentified		I never understood why that girl's song never really was, or she wasn't just considered the best.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Maria Muldauer?
unidentified		Absolutely.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		People like yourself, myself, either love her, or then there's a bunch of people out there who hate her guts.
unidentified		Well, I never could understand it.
unidentified		I mean, I always thought it was just the best.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Thank you very much.
		Take care.
unidentified		Adios indeed.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Remote viewing once again.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
unidentified		It's Nathan in Los Angeles.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Nathan.
unidentified		First of all, like I usually do, I want to berate KABC for not bringing on Dreamland because sometimes you can't pick up Kogo early your first hour of the show, and I never hear what Linda Howe has to say.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that, of course, will change come winter time, but I'll bet you before winter KABC will pick up Dreamland.
unidentified		Well, I sure hope so.
unidentified		I think the Arbitrage should have given them some clue that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Don't berate them too much because they have contractual obligations in there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But what they can do is to time shift it.
unidentified		Oh, I understand.
		Yeah.
		And I believe that they will move their good hosts to time slots and keep you where you need to be.
		What I want to talk about is Major Dames.
		When he's talking years in the future, what I feel is that in our time span, what's past has already been put into time.
		But what's in the future, you have no idea.
		He said four to six years that babies will start dying, blah, blah, blah.
		I believe that that might be true, but it could be 60 years.
		There's no idea of what the span time has to offer in the future because we can't comprehend it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I should have asked him exactly how he nails down the timeline, but he seemed very sure of what he was saying.
unidentified		He certainly did.
		It's very scary.
		I hope that half the scary things that you discuss on your show don't come true.
		It's been nice talking to you, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, my friend.
		And by the way, if you want a copy of the Major Dames interview, which everybody is wanting, or the one previous to it, the previous night, you can get copies of shows that I do, interview programs, and maybe tomorrow night's Graham Hancock interview.
		We'll be back.
unidentified		The trip back in time continues with Art Bell.
		Coast to Coast A.M. More somewhere in time coming.
		If I was walking in your shoes, I wouldn't worry about.
		While you and your friends don't worry about me, I'm loving Art Bell somewhere in time.
		Tonight, featuring Coast to Coast AM from June 17th, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning, everybody.
		I'm Art Bell, and we're roaring through the night.
		I just spent the better part of that newscast, the better part of it, concentrating on my remote viewing target or providing you with a remote viewing target.
		We're trying another remote viewing experiment.
		Still hyped up because of Major Dame's appearance here, and so I've got an item that I brought into the room that nobody could guess in a million years unless you really can see it.
		And what I suggest is you draw it or send me an email.
		Fax it to me.
		My fax number is area code 702-727-8499.
		Draw what you think you see.
		702-727-8499.
		If anybody hits this, then there is no doubt about it.
		Remote viewing is real.
		Or send me an email at artbell at aol.com.
		Artbell at AOL.com.
		And as much as I'm able during the show, I'm glancing over and really boring in and concentrating on this object.
		So email or fax if you can.
		Otherwise, the news of the day.
		Value Jet flies no more.
		The FAA shut them down at midnight.
		I guess that was Eastern time.
		And there's something about this that really bothers me.
Yeltsin vs. Zuganov 00:02:57
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All of a sudden, ValueJet is not airworthy after they have checked after the fact of the crash.
		I remember the day after the crash, FAA said ValueJet has met all safety qualifications.
		They are safe to fly.
		Remember that?
		Now they're not.
		Earthquake 7.9 near the Bandas Sea, the Flores Islands.
		And that's way down in Indonesia, east of Java, Indonesia.
		7.9, that's a big earthquake.
		You should note it.
		Scientists seeking to unlock the secrets of Mount Vesuvius, due to blow up anyway, are going to rattle one of the world's most famous and potentially deadly volcanoes next week with eight tons of high explosives.
		How would you rate that idea?
		As great, super, fun, or potentially disastrous?
		They're going to do it.
		Church fires, Rocky Point, North Carolina, number 33, predominantly a black church that stood for 133 years, now gone.
		Russian elections, Yeltsin and Zuganov in a runoff.
		That has a certain rhyming, rhythmic rhyme to it, doesn't it?
		Yeltsin and Zerganov in a runoff.
		And the dealmaker will be Lebed, the general, who got about 15%.
		Looks like he'll join up with Yeltsin.
		They asked him, would he join up instead with Zuganov?
		He said, never, never with the communists.
		So it looks like Yeltsin may be safe, but you never know.
		It may be that Zuganov cannot attract Leved's voters, whether Leved invites them or not.
		So we'll just have to see.
		And a lot of other news.
		The first lady looks like the ultimate target of Whitewater.
		I told you, I told you, I told you.
		And if she is indicted for something like obstruction of justice, which is the avenue they are proceeding down, what do you think that would mean for the president?
		Would he pardon her?
		Would he let her twist slowly in the breeze?
		Would he go on 60 minutes and say, well, yes, there have been mistakes in our marriage, this being the latest, but I'm still a good president.
		What would he do?
Seeds of Contemplation 00:06:42
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air, huh?
unidentified		Hi, Art.
		Phil in Downey, California.
		Yo, Phil.
george carlin ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, your doctor, the physicist, astronomer, made a statement about Dr. Berenson, I think his name is.
unidentified		Yes.
george carlin ▲ ● ▼		He made a statement that before the Big Bang, there wasn't anything.
unidentified		There wasn't even light.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No time.
unidentified		There wasn't any darkness because that would imply.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, what he said was there was no time, literally.
unidentified		Okay, so there wasn't anything.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
george carlin ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so therefore, that would be a contradiction of the laws of conservation of matter, which states matter cannot be created nor destroyed, but transformed into another form, which would imply that a supernatural force would be responsible for the bang to begin with.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, he seemed to have no problem with that theory.
george carlin ▲ ● ▼		Okay, and then there's also something in the Bible which has been bugging me for a long time.
george carlin ▲ ● ▼		No quotations, but just God, in the beginning, God said, let us form, create man in our own image.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Who is he talking to?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sir, if you think really hard about it, what he really said was, let there be light.
george carlin ▲ ● ▼		Okay, well, let there be light, but I mean, who is he talking to when he said, let us create man in our own image.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How about the angels?
george carlin ▲ ● ▼		Well, did he just have them as companions?
george carlin ▲ ● ▼		I just thought he was kind of all alone in a vacuum.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, look, you're asking me questions that my son asked me, and I can't answer them.
		I don't know.
		I just took my best stab at it.
unidentified		Angels, maybe?
unidentified		Archangels?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's a pretty good guess, actually.
		And once again, when you consider no time, no light, a good first line is, let there be light.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
		Oh, hi, Art Valentine.
		So happy to talk to you.
		This is Sunday in Fairbanks, Alaska.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sunday?
		Uh-huh.
		Were you born on Sunday?
unidentified		No, I was born on a Wednesday.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then why did they name you Sunday?
unidentified		Well, it's actually like Ice Cream Sunday.
unidentified		My dad used to listen to a program called Argyll Sunday a long time ago when he was a little boy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's a nice name.
unidentified		Thank you.
unidentified		I just want to say that it's a good thing that I'm the boss because I'd be losing my job because you keep me up all night long.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I guess that's well.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you work all night?
unidentified		No, as a matter of fact, in fact, I don't.
		I sleep with some little tiny headphones that I have.
		I'll listen to you all night long.
		I wanted to tell you, you know, you can send me some of those flesh-growing seeds that you have.
		I could scatter them over HAARP.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		God, you know, I forgot to tell everybody.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think that I've received the seeds.
unidentified		Oh, well, I'm glad you did that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I totally forgot.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, gun it.
unidentified		I want to tell you happy birthday, too.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, thank you.
unidentified		All right, nice to talk to you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take care.
		I've got seeds.
		They're like beans.
		All right?
		They're kind of like beans.
		God, I forgot all about this.
		I should have said something about it.
		And they just arrived in the mail in an envelope from Seattle.
		And so I'm considering what to do with them.
		Now, I have no way of knowing whether these are the seeds, the demon seeds, but they might be.
		They're dark and they're like, well, they're like beans.
		That's the only way I can think to describe them.
		And I don't know what to do with them.
		So we'll see.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello?
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		This is Bill from Little Rock, Arkansas.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Bill.
unidentified		And I'm calling.
		It was just very interesting that you were talking about amateur radio just now.
		I was calling to suggest that anyone interested in amateur radio, that the field day exercise was coming up this weekend.
		Right.
		And I'm very much looking forward to that myself.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's where hams usually go up on a mountain somewhere and set up portable antennas with generators and all that kind of thing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And it's sort of like a ham radio camp out.
unidentified		Well, we have it.
		We have had our field days always in city parks or somewhere like that.
		And we invite the public to come in and see what it's all about.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's great.
unidentified		This year we're going to have it on a, we're going to be in a caboose on a steam railroad line.
		Really?
		They've invited us to throw logs in the steam engine.
		Really?
		To keep it going.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No kidding.
unidentified		We expect to have a good time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So in other words, between contacts, you guys got to go throw logs on the fire.
unidentified		That's it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's great.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey, you know, my network just got me a new Yesu 1000.
unidentified		Neat.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		For my birthday.
unidentified		Those are super.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know.
		I'm happy.
		I'm going on the air at 4 a.m. Pacific.
unidentified		I just heard that.
unidentified		Thank you very much.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, my friend.
		Thank you.
		Take care.
		Ham radio.
		Yeah, what a blast.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Mr. Bell, this is Mike from Wilsonville, Oregon.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Mike.
unidentified		Yes, you mentioned earlier in your program about why are there interstates in Hawaii that doesn't go anywhere.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
unidentified		Yeah.
		Yeah.
		My dad used to work for HDLT, and I grew up in Hawaii.
		And he had mentioned that the only way the state of Hawaii is to receive federal highway funds is to classify the interstates as interstates, right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Still, it seems contradictory.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wouldn't you say?
unidentified		It does, but I don't think there's any other way to classify that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, they could call them within state.
unidentified		Within.
unidentified		Maybe in the future, it just might be inner states.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, you can't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's not like you can drive even to Maui or Kauai or anything.
unidentified		Yeah, from what I know, it's only on the state of Honolulu, in the state of Oahu.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't believe there's any interstates on the interstates in the other islands?
		Really?
		Now that I think about it, you may be correct.
		All right, my friend, thank you.
A Unique Item for Remote Viewing 00:06:44
unidentified		Thank you.
		You're welcome.
		Take care.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that was just a silly question, I suppose, but not so silly, really.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why would you have an interstate highway in Hawaii?
unidentified		Oh, boy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hi, Ari.
		I thought I'd just try my chance at this remote viewing thing.
		All right.
		Are you looking at a crystal ball by chance?
		Nope.
		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, because I talked about that crystal ball on the air once or twice, and so that would be too easy a shot.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Oh, no, no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		This is a very unusual item.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Picked so that people couldn't just randomly guess it.
unidentified		Okay, well, I just thought I chased it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thanks.
		Now, look, the whole idea of this remote viewing experiment is don't think about things that I've talked about, because obviously I'm not going to do that.
		That would not be a good controlled experiment.
		When I do this, I carefully pick out an item that you could not possibly guess.
		And so the only way to do it is to really remote view me.
		Come into this room.
		Many of you have seen photographs of my studio, so you know what it looks like, this room.
		And in this room, I have brought an object that is not normally here.
		And I am concentrating on it very, very hard.
		And the thing to do is let your mind go black, blank, easier chore for some of you than others.
		I guess you could say let your mind go black.
		The absence of everything.
		It's the color black, right?
		No, actually, black, I think, is a combination of all colors, isn't it?
		And or the absence of it.
		Anyway, forget that part of it.
		Just let it go blank and let the picture come into your mind coming from my little studio here in Perump, Nevada.
		And then fax me or email me.
		All right, West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, I want you to take a shot at what you're remote viewing here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		I'm going by symbols here, objects and all.
unidentified		I was saying something yellow, oblong, and having to do with a feather.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All I can tell you is you didn't get it.
unidentified		I see.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There were aspects.
		See, I've got to be very careful here.
		If somebody nails it, I'll tell them.
unidentified		See, because the thing is, when you did it last time, I called you off the air one day when you did it last time.
		I was seeing something wire and a photo.
		And then when your wife said what it was, she said it was a photo with a wire frame.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's exactly right.
unidentified		So I'll look forward to hearing what it is and how close I got with that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Well, that's it.
		You're going to have to wait till I announce what it is because I don't want to do a hot-cold kind of deal where I tell somebody, well, you're close here and not close there.
		That will give too many people an idea.
		I want this to be a good, controlled experiment.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi, Art.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		I'm a totally blind fan of your show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Totally blind, huh?
unidentified		Yep.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Since birth?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Tell us about your dreams.
unidentified		Okay, my dreams are usually related to sound or voice.
unidentified		You know, I hear something and I relate it to that or about if I'm a car or something, I hear how it's described, the sound of the motor.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But you don't see objects.
		You don't, or do you, in your dreams?
		Do you ever see objects, things, or shapes?
unidentified		No, you don't.
		Usually it's either you feel, you touch or feel something.
		Or it's described to you.
		I don't know how.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So as your sensory input is in life, so you dream.
unidentified		Yes.
		Fast.
		We've got a bunch of people down at our school, FSDB and St. Augustine, who like your show, but it disturbs our sleep patterns.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it disturbs mine, too.
unidentified		The only problem is if we fall asleep in class, we get detention.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I understand.
		I do, and I appreciate what hours you can spend with me.
		Don't get in trouble.
unidentified		All right, I've got a little joke for you about IBMs and Macs.
unidentified		Macintoshes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What's Macintosh?
unidentified		Okay, what Macintosh is a computer.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is?
unidentified		Yep, Macintosh.
		Really?
		Apple Macintosh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No kidding.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		When did they start making those?
unidentified		In 84.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		84?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
unidentified		I think I should have heard of them by now.
		Okay, at school we were talking about Macs and IBMs, and somebody said Macs means make another choice, and IBMs means I've been misled.
		It was this guy that loves Macs to death.
		He said that.
		And somebody that likes IBMs said the other one.
		Well.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Mac people are.
		I mean, they're good people.
		They're good people.
unidentified		They're just misled.
		Yep, exactly.
		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much for the call.
		Macs.
		I guess they're okay computers, but there's no question about it.
		I am an IBM person.
		I prefer IBM.
		And I've likened Macs to the beta tape machine.
		Ooh, that really drives me crazy.
		I get email on that.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
		The remote viewing.
		Yes.
		It's an autographed picture of Wayne Newton.
		No, it isn't.
		Okay, thank you.
		Good trial.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Autographed picture of Wayne Newton.
		I mean, that would be something that nobody could get, surely.
		It is a very, very specific item.
		That's all I'm willing to say.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
unidentified		This is Barbie and Mesa.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Barbie, yes.
unidentified		I wanted to put in my two cents worth about the age thing.
		You were wondering why we celebrate our birthdays?
		Since I turned 21, I've been celebrating my birthday because every year older I get, I get a little bit smarter.
		Also, you were talking about.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, how do you know that's just a matter of, it might be just a matter of perception.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		As more brain cells die, you simply begin to think more of yourself.
unidentified		You got a point there.
		Oh, well, I'm still getting these in school.
		I must be doing something right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's a good measure, yep.
unidentified		Also, you were talking about why does time seem to go faster and faster?
Subjective Time and Chronic Fatigue 00:03:37
unidentified		Yes.
		Okay, when you've got a day-old baby that's been alive for 24 hours, an hour of that baby's life is the same period of time to that baby.
		True.
		That one year to a 24-year-old person is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're absolutely right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, from bottle to bottle, it's an eternity.
unidentified		Right.
		We perceive time as subjective.
		It's not objective to us.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's cruel.
		It really ought to go the other way.
		You know, you ought to start out going fast and then end up going slow.
unidentified		Well, that's only if you're a mork.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A mork?
unidentified		You know, from another planet, you know, the egg thing like Mork and Mindy.
		Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes.
		Hey, happy birthday.
		Have a good night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no.
unidentified		Bye.
unidentified		See you later.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies or on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
unidentified		Hi.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How are you?
unidentified		I'm fine.
		Good.
		Where are you?
		I'm in Milwaukee.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Milwaukee.
unidentified		Uh-huh.
unidentified		Cool.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In fact, at times, cold.
unidentified		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I know.
		It's summer now.
		Anyway, what's up?
unidentified		Well, I had read the book Osler's Web about chronic fatigue.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
unidentified		And how the government had tried to hide that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Chronic fatigue?
unidentified		Uh-huh.
unidentified		Well, try to hide the cause.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And what do you think the cause is?
unidentified		I honestly believe what's happening is our immune systems are breaking down from the ozone depletion.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You sound like Major Dames.
unidentified		Pardon?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You sound like Major Dames.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know the guest I had on last week?
unidentified		I didn't listen last week.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You didn't listen?
unidentified		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I see.
		Well, maybe you remotely heard it.
		That's exactly what he was saying.
		Yes, that our immune systems are breaking down due to the ozone problem.
unidentified		Oh, boy.
		I'm glad somebody is saying it because I thought that for a long time.
		I was diagnosed maybe about five years ago with it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		Uh-huh.
unidentified		And, you know, it's.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you tired?
		Are you tired all the time?
		Do you sleep or what?
unidentified		Well, you sleep when you have it.
		It goes in and out of remission, and sometimes you're fine, and then at other times it just hits.
		But in, you know, when I first was diagnosed, I couldn't work.
		I couldn't do anything.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		People probably called you lazy, huh?
unidentified		Well, they told me I was nuts.
		Yeah, it was all in my head.
		And, you know, I know it's not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you think you're immune, have you had any immune tests?
unidentified		Well, I have a lot of allergies, and as I had gotten this, I started developing more and more and more allergies.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that'll wear you down.
		No question about it.
		So what do you do now?
		I mean, has there been any help for you?
unidentified		Well, you know, doctors still don't know what they're dealing with.
		You know, it comes and it goes.
		It waxes and it wanes.
		And what can you do?
		You know, you just have to take it as it comes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you ever just fall asleep?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Boom?
unidentified		No.
unidentified		It's the tiredness that comes on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I wish you luck, and we will look into that chronic fatigue.
		Chronic fatigue.
		I think a lot of times people who have that are regarded by many as lazy, and I wonder how, without a good medical ability to diagnose, you can differentiate between the two.
Art Bell Surprises 00:03:11
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And we're going to break here at the bottom of the hour, and then we'll be right back.
		I will do a little more intense concentration for the next two minutes on the object.
		We'll be right back.
unidentified		You're listening to Art Bell Somewhere in Time.
		Tonight featuring Coast TO Coast AM.
		From June 17, 1996, Premier Networks presents.
		Art Bell Somewhere in Time.
		Tonight, featuring Coast to Coast AF from the 17th of June, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You guys aren't going to believe this.
		Somebody has hit it so close, I would say it definitely is a hit.
		It's impossible.
		What I'm going to do is I'm going to call this guy right now.
		I'm going to try to anyway.
		And let's see what a surprise it is going to be for him.
		And I'm going to see if I can do this.
unidentified		Hold on.
		Let's see.
		Might be able to do it.
		See if we can be a big surprise to him.
		That's for sure.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All the way across the country, too.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is this Craig?
unidentified		I got it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Craig?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Craig, this is Art Bell, and you're on the air.
		All right?
		Is that okay?
		Is that okay with you, Craig?
unidentified		Yeah.
		I got it, Wall.
		It's for me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Tell Teller it's a national radio show.
		It is.
		You're on the air all over the country right now.
		Listen, Craig, you sent me the facts, right?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, I don't want you to tell everybody what it is because that'll give it away and spoil it for anybody else.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But I wanted to tell you, you hit it.
unidentified		Wow.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, I want to know, Craig, have you done this kind of thing before?
unidentified		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How did you do what you did?
unidentified		Well, I just kind of tried to picture the area, like around a desert and a house.
unidentified		And it's like zoomed in.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And you zoomed in?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you close your eyes and kind of clear your mind of everything else?
unidentified		Mm-hmm.
unidentified		I turned the radio off and I closed my eyes and just thought about nothing now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're in Erie, Pennsylvania?
unidentified		Mm-hmm.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Congratulations to you, Craig.
		You're a real winner, and you should investigate what you're able to do more carefully because there's no way in hell you could have hit this, Craig.
		There's no way.
		So we will tell everybody later in the program what it was that you saw, but what you saw is correct, all right?
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, my friend.
unidentified		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Bye.
		There you go, folks.
		There's one who hit it.
Ninety and Counting 00:06:02
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There's one back in Erie, Pennsylvania.
		Long shot, too.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello?
		Yeah, I'm going to turn my radio off here.
		All right.
		Well, first of all, say happy birthday to you.
		Thank you.
		Even though you're a Gemini, I still like you a lot.
		What do you mean?
		What do you mean by even though?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Does this indicate normally you don't get along with Geminis?
unidentified		Not really.
unidentified		I see.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Have you had a bad experience with a Gemini?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Maybe a boyfriend who threw you over?
unidentified		No, well, actually, I've never been thrown over, but Geminis are just hard to deal with because I guess they're twins.
		I don't know.
		It's definitely an evil, good combination there.
		Evil?
		Evil and good, yeah, like the twins.
		I hate the word evil.
		And why is that?
		Because everybody says I'm evil.
		Are you?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I have no idea.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I just.
unidentified		I think everybody is in their own way.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There's a little bit of it in everybody.
unidentified		Right.
		But the reason why I'm calling is.
		Well, there may be more than average in me.
		Oh, I'm sorry.
		Anyway, about the churches that have been getting burned up and stuff.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now that's evil.
unidentified		Exactly.
		That's what I was calling.
		There's no way that any part of that could be Christian or done out of love or anything like that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there's a lot of things done.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A lot of things done in God's name, huh?
unidentified		Well, I just, I don't know the whole point behind.
unidentified		I mean, what are they trying to tell people by doing that by burning those churches up?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		I think I can only imagine, in my mind, that the motive is to begin a race war, to Even though white churches have also burned, per capita, if you think about it, there's only 14% blacks in America, and there's more black churches than white that have burned, so per capita, you'd have to burn about 300 white churches to burn the same number.
		And so obviously it is racially motivated, and I think it's to begin a race war.
unidentified		Well, I don't think that they will be successful in that because I really don't think that any African Americans or whatever, I really don't think they're going to retaliate.
unidentified		I think they're going to feel sorry for these people who are doing this and even pray for them.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I do.
		I feel very sorry for them.
		I don't feel like praying for them.
		Thank you very much for the call.
		I'm not that much of a Christian.
		I'm not a good enough Christian.
		I told you last week, if I was a church-going person and it was my church that burned and I know who did it, I'd go after them.
		You know, there's no two ways about it.
		I'd go after him.
		Naturally, I would be locked up indoor, go to the electric chair or something or another.
		But I would.
		You know, I'd go after him.
		There's no question about it.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Turn your radio off, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's number one.
unidentified		This is H.F. Bob.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		H.F. Bob.
		Right.
		Hello there, H.F. Bob.
unidentified		How are you?
		I'm pretty good.
		Called from Peru.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it's really H.F. Bob.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He's one of my neighbors, my God.
unidentified		My God, my God.
		Yeah.
		It wouldn't be your sword, would it, Art?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And anyway, you're totally disqualified.
unidentified		Okay, I know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You've been over to my house.
unidentified		I have some more input, if you've got a minute.
		Sure.
		Okay, a fellow called in about the smog control.
		That was released by the Wall Street Journal.
		And what the EPA is doing is they're trying to expand their empire naturally, the bureaucrats, you know.
		So they've taken 91 smog control specifications, and they're going to try and ring everything up to those.
		So they figure that anything prior to 91 will not smog.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, they're out of their minds.
		You know my little geos.
		I've got a, let's see, is it 90?
		I think at 90, and it'll pass.
unidentified		I know, but the worst part of it is, Art, that, Jesus, these cars are going to not pass smog before they're paid for.
unidentified		And think of all the people living in RVs and everything else.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but what are they going to do?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They're going to really come onto your property and say, I'm sorry, we're going to have to crunch up your car now and take it away and put it in car compactly.
unidentified		Well, I feel like you do at my age.
		You know, I'd just as soon take two meals a day and carpets and maybe constical visits.
		Maybe I don't even need to have my life.
		Okay, I won't keep you.
		But it is a lot of truth in it.
		And I think people of California, they're going to be next.
		They are experimenting with it in New Jersey, from what I understand right now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, thanks, Bob.
		I can just imagine that.
		Gee whiz, folks, out in the middle of nowhere, there you are, trucking along on the interstate.
		And you see a big flashing red light.
		It's the EPA crunch car van.
		And you're sort of the opposite of Ed McMahon.
		You know, they get out and take your car, and you get to take all your stuff out right there on the side of the road, and they take your car away, and they put it in a big crusher, crunch it up.
		Yeah, right.
		You know, what do they want?
		A revolution on their hands?
		That's what they'll get.
		Anything older than 1990, he said, or 91 or whatever it was.
		Oh, come on.
		I really can't believe they're going to do that.
		They might try.
		They might think about it, but they can't do it.
		America is a country of people who motivate around by cars.
		And you take people's cars.
		It's like the old days when you would steal somebody's horse, they used to hang them for that.
		And I'm sure the American people would do the equivalent of that to any government that would take their car.
Phenomenal Graham Hancock 00:02:58
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, hi, Art.
unidentified		This is Louie Intacoma.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Louie.
unidentified		Hi.
		I bet you five will get you ten.
		It's a banana.
		And you can eat it now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, it's not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So five did not get you ten.
unidentified		Aye, yeah, yeah.
unidentified		Well, I'm not that much of a gambler anyway.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First-time callers call area 702-727-1222.
unidentified		Best this past week that I've ever heard in a long time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, they have been good, haven't they?
unidentified		Gee, my knees.
unidentified		It's just too phenomenal.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, you don't want to miss Graham Hancock tomorrow.
unidentified		I won't.
		And you had that one Japanese fella on there.
		I came in on just part of that one.
		Something that was supposed to be on TV on Fox that you were encouraging everybody to watch.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, Japanese fellow, not Norio Hayakawa.
		Yeah, I think it was him.
		All right, well, yes, that was the Gordon Cooper thing.
		No, Daniel Brinkley told us about that.
		So I'm not sure what you're talking about.
		But anyway, oh, on Fox, not on UPN.
		So now I'm really not sure.
		I appreciate your call, though, sir.
		I've had so many guests, so many appearances, so many references to TV shows that I guess I don't know anymore.
		They say Mount Vesuvius is getting ready to go.
		There is now a plan, scientists' plan, to detonate high explosives on Mount Vesuvius.
		Can you imagine that?
		I mean, you think about that a little bit.
		Of all the cool or uncool plans anybody could have, packing Mount Vesuvius with high explosives seems like a really poor idea.
		There's about, well, there's about 600,000 people now, at least half million, under Mount Vesuvius.
		And if they cause this thing to go, what are they going to say?
		I mean, what could you say to a half million lovid people?
		Is there such a word, lovid?
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, all right, Dan, in the U District.
		Hello.
		Happy birthday, by the way.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		The guy that just called, he was talking about the repeat of Dreamland last night.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he was.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		He was talking about to Nark.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I didn't hear it.
		Oh.
		I was celebrating my birthday.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
		Okay.
		Yeah, that's what that was about.
		They were going to show the alien autopsy, you know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
Legitimate Comic Relief 00:15:48
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes, yes, yes.
unidentified		But I had two quick things.
unidentified		Number one is, do you think maybe sometime in the not too distant future we could have another fast blast?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		I really, I love those.
		They're a lot of fun.
		And we've been covering a lot of serious stuff lately.
		The shows have been great.
		I just thought maybe a little comic relief would be fun.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Comic relief.
		Hey, how about that First Lady?
		Hey, yes, go, Hillary.
		Was I right about that?
unidentified		I called that a year and a half ago.
		Oh, it's getting too good.
		You know, it's just, it's unreal.
		I can't believe these people are actually in the Oval Office.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What do you think Bill will do should Hillary be indicted?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm serious.
unidentified		I don't know.
unidentified		He is so unpredictable.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I will.
		Look, forget Bill.
		Because you're right.
		He's unpredictable.
		Let's say you were in the White House.
		All right, there you are, cooking along, president, all the perks, dear plane, all the cool stuff, and your wife is indicted.
		What do you do?
unidentified		You.
		And it's Hillary, and do I love her?
		Am I in love with her or not?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You'd have to ask the people at 60 Minutes.
unidentified		If I loved her, I'd probably issue a pardon?
		Oh, man.
		All right, don't ask me this.
		I mean, you know, he's such an illegitimate president.
		I mean, okay, I'll make it easy.
		I just cut her loose.
		How's that?
		That's easy to do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Cut her loser.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much.
		The way I picture it happening is, as I said, on the first day when the press goes to Bill Clinton, he will say, I have 100% confidence in my wife.
		100%.
		She will be vindicated.
		Then there will be more leaks.
		And then the indictment will get close.
		And he still will say, I have 100% confidence.
		But we are looking into the matter, and that's how you'll know.
		When there's some little qualifier like that, some little qualifier, you'll know.
		And then there'll be this big White House conference where there'll be a divorce announced or that Bill is filed from divorce and is disappointed in his wife.
		But see, he couldn't really do that, could he?
		Because if there's anybody, anybody who knows where every one of the skeletons are buried, in fact has documentation of those buried skeletons, it would be Hillary.
unidentified		So there would have to be a pardon.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, that'd be a rough one, wouldn't it?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
unidentified		Yeah, I was wanting to guess at the guesses are bad.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, is this something you saw?
unidentified		Yeah, it is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What did you see?
unidentified		I saw an antique kettle.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Antique kettle.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Bonk.
unidentified		That's not it, huh?
unidentified		Not it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you for the call.
		Don't guess now.
		These must be visions that you have received.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
unidentified		I tried the first time caller line, but I couldn't seem to get through on that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, however, you can make it through.
unidentified		Yes, this is Joe in Dorings, Montana.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Joe.
unidentified		And I just started recently listening to your show because my cousin caught me on to it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How do you guys feel about the whole Freeman thing finally getting settled?
unidentified		It really didn't mean too much to me.
		Him, he is the roommate in college.
		He lives, is originally from there.
		Really?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know, I got a fax here saying the Freeman were sending me a million-dollar check.
unidentified		I'm not sure how legitimate that is because I think most of them are in, you know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Here it is.
		Let me read it to you.
		It says, happy birthday, Art.
		In appreciation for you and your great show.
		We'd like to become a corporate sponsor as well.
		Send you a birthday gift all at one time.
		We're forwarding to you a check for the sum of $1 million for you to use at your discretion.
		Best wishes on your birthday.
		Signed the Freeman.
		And I'm offering to endorse it over for something on the dollar.
		So it is a $1 million check from the Freeman.
		I could endorse it to you.
		How much is it worth?
unidentified		Well, obviously it wouldn't be worth much because all the checks they've written were illegitimate anyway.
		And fraud.
		But what I want to talk about was nature and bands.
		Yes.
		I've heard, I don't know how many shows you've done with you, but I've heard the last two.
		And each time I listen to them, I find myself walking around the room like frightened, thinking, okay, how serious is this?
		How legitimate.
		But I want to ask you, how legitimate is a, and to your knowledge, how legitimate is that day?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, Um if you look into his record and his military record and what he did for the military, and I've got quite a bit of documentation, um you know, I don't like to legitimize future predictions based on past success, but I don't know of any other way of doing it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you?
unidentified		No, I don't either.
		I mean, from what I hear on your show, he sounds pretty legitimate to me.
		That's the only reason it kind of frightens me.
		As I listen to it, I try to tell myself, okay, if this is just speculation, go with it.
		But I'm thinking, oh, what would I do if this happened in four years?
		Should I start doing all the things that I've always wanted to do now, or should I wait and see if it happens?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I guess it would depend on the degree of your belief.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you have any credit cards?
unidentified		No, I do not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, maybe you should get some.
		Run those suckers right up to the limit, you know, if you really believe.
		If not, I would just conduct my life as I usually do.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Well, I'm 20 now, so I'm just going to start working on building my future life, and I guess if this stuff comes, I'll have to either move to Swift Else or find a nice island.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to tell you a true story.
		We played a what if one night long ago about what if asteroid was going to hit the U.S. in six months or hit, I'm sorry, the world, really, and destroy the world.
		The KT event for human beings.
		What would credit card companies do?
		And do you know we actually got an answer?
		I'm serious.
		In other words, everybody, obviously, if they could, would go out and party hardy for the last six months, run their credit cards right up to the hilt.
		And so some lady waited until the next day and called, I forget, MasterCard or Visa, one of them, and asked them that question.
		What would your company do?
		And they answered.
		They said, well, actually, we have thought about that.
		And we would allow people to go ahead and charge right up to their limit.
unidentified		Well, I don't see why it would matter.
		I mean, it's going to end anyways.
		What am I funded?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, their answer was, suppose it missed.
		Then the people would owe us all that money.
		And if it hit, it would be academic.
		So from their point of view, they would let everybody go ahead and charge to their heart's content.
		Cool, huh?
unidentified		Yeah, I don't want to monopolize time on the phone here, but remote viewing.
		Is that advanced?
		Is that something he invented or something he trains?
		Or what is that exactly?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A sort of yes to both.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In other words, he was in the military program, he says, that initiated all this.
unidentified		Yeah, I heard that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So did he invent it?
		I don't know.
		He trains in it.
		So a sort of yes.
unidentified		Yeah, because I was kind of getting itched.
unidentified		I thought, well, if maybe in the next year or so, if I had the money, I'd like to go down there and give it a shot.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, wouldn't that be something?
		Thank you very much for the call.
		What'd he say that to go through the course is about $4,500 or something?
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		This is Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is.
unidentified		Oh, Art.
unidentified		This is Terry from Palm Desert, California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Terry.
unidentified		Listen, I've got two things to ask you.
unidentified		And then I think I know what the object is, but I'll say that for laughs.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		First thing is you had a guest on a couple weeks ago, an Indian fellow talking about the Pleiadians and the aliens and all that stuff.
unidentified		Do you remember that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I've had several Native Americans on, yes.
unidentified		Well, a question I would like you to ask him next time you have him on is he was talking about the sightings over Mexico.
		I think he seemed to know something he wouldn't tell us.
		And I was thinking that that might be where he might know the next wave of sightings might be.
		All right.
		That was one thing.
		And the other one was, I've got an article here that's pretty interesting in Backpacker magazine about drama in the night sky.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Drama in the night sky.
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		This is about the Aurora Borealis that's going to be seen throughout the United States next year.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I'm looking forward to that.
unidentified		Have you heard about it?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I haven't, but why do they say that will occur?
unidentified		Well, it would take about a minute to read the article.
unidentified		I could read it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
		Please don't.
		Just tell me why.
unidentified		Well, the first time in a couple of centuries, they don't say why, but they do have.
unidentified		This is from the Space Environmental Laboratory.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Probably the old jet stream coming down to the deck.
		All right, listen, we're running out of time anyway.
		I'm going to the news here.
unidentified		It's on the World Wide Web.
unidentified		If you want to put me on hold, I can give you the information.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Just tell me what the object is.
unidentified		The object?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The object.
unidentified		It's just Aurora Borealis.
unidentified		They say it can be made.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The object, the remote viewing we're doing here.
unidentified		Oh, a beach ball.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wrong.
		Bonk.
		Thank you, and I'll take that WW address from you in a moment.
		World Wide Web address.
		We'll be right back.
unidentified		This is Premier Networks.
		That was Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM on this Somewhere in Time.
		Somewhere in Time with Art Bell continues, courtesy of Premier Networks.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Fast Blast.
		We're going to do it.
		I'm going to do an hour of Fast Blast.
		That's where you get to call up and say about one sentence at the most, one paragraph.
		All I want is your first name or where you're calling from.
		And then I want a sentence from you or a paragraph and no more.
		Then we go on to another call.
		You can call any number you can get through on for fast blast.
		And the numbers are coming up in a moment.
		Now, reflecting on the plan to put high explosives on Mount Vesuvius.
		Art, happy birthday.
		What does a beached whale and a volcano have in common?
		Answer: idiots with explosives.
		Live long and prosper, Robert and Roswell.
		And then there's one more item here, Art.
		I think you're cheating.
		I keep picking up that MC Escher drawing of a man reflected in a crystal ball, which he is holding.
		The only other image I get is one of you leering.
		You seem to have horns.
		That's Lawrence.
		Thanks, Lawrence.
		All right, we are now going to do Fast Blast.
		And believe me, when we do it here, it is indeed fast.
		So, if you're ready, away we go.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, I'd like to take a wild guess at your object.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What is it?
unidentified		That's something to do with baseball.
unidentified		Nope, wrong bonk.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, we are now hereby canceling the remote viewing project.
		Only one guy got it, though.
		I have not checked my email.
		You can continue to fax if you want, but no more telephone responses during Fast Blast to my object.
		Okay, cancel that idea.
		Anything else is fair game.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		I was just going to tell you what I thought it was.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no, we're not doing that now.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
		No, we're not doing that anymore.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, this is Kermit, and I like to say that you need to pay more attention to the RC.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes, the American Revolution was caused by the issuance of currency by America.
		This is what the Freemen have done, and they are being persecuted.
		I call the same lies that the Patriots of the early Americas were called by the media today.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line on the air.
unidentified		Yezoo, 1,000 the best.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
		Yes, it is.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes, TTC on the IRC.
unidentified		Come on in.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Oh, hi, Art.
		Add in some California.
		Major Dame said that the Arts Parts was actually part of a time machine.
		He did.
		Yeah, can he get expanded on that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, he's not here, so he can't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		All I want to say to America is stop and think about Richard Nixon, who was the most lion-thieving president we ever had, and Clinton said he was a great man.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'd say it's a close contest.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		Gerhart, Oakland, California.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		If the God of the Bible, if that God did exist, it would be necessary to hang him by the neck until dead for crimes against humanity.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First-time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes, headline, Art Bell.
		Headline paper.
		Art Bell believes in UFOs, but has problems with black helicopters.
		Go big here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Art Bell doesn't believe in either one, except actually he believes in black helicopters more because they really are out there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Prediction.
unidentified		If Hillary is indicted, she will be the victim of an Arkansas suicide.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The circle grows larger.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Scary thought, Freeman in Missouri.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, are you going to have anyone on that speak about the Montauk Project?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've had many people on who speak about that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First-time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, Bowman delivering papers in Washington State about Hillary and Bill and who would forgive whom.
unidentified		It's like asking Charlie McCarthy if he would forgive Edgar Bergen.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, thank you.
		Wildcard line, your turn.
		You're on the air.
unidentified		Order.
		Why do you keep calling me?
		Leave me alone.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes, I just wanted to inform the public that government agencies regulate pesticides on the basis of risk versus benefits.
unidentified		And that means that risk to your health versus benefits to the food industry's profits, rather than primarily protecting the human health, are...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That sounds good, unless you're in the hospital somewhere.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes, Art.
unidentified		Skip from Placerville.
Thinking Devil's Advocate 00:15:55
unidentified		American turmoil.
		50% of the people are worried about losing their jobs.
		The other 50% are worried that they're going to get one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		That's probably right.
		First-time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes, Fort Lauderdale, Florida, calling to tell you and the American public that all voting does is placate the public into thinking that they have an opinion.
unidentified		And also, voting gives you jury duty.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, indeed.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That'd be WFTL in Fort Lauderdale, right?
unidentified		WFTL.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, you're my first caller from FTL.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard Line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Bakersfield needs you back.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		I'm on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, you are.
unidentified		This is Josh from Minneapolis, Minnesota.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Josh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Doe.
unidentified		And I just wanted to complete that thought by Rene Descartes.
unidentified		I think, therefore, I am.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Therefore, I am, I think it is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
unidentified		This is Ann from Fullerton.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And what if they spelled Interstate in Hawaii, I-N-N-E-R?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Interstate.
		Very good, thank you.
		Very good.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Snow plow drivers drive the trucks by the house and pile the roads out.
unidentified		I'm already in Kansas City.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, all right, but see, the question was, how do they get to work?
		Surely they don't have the snowplow at their house.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Everyone listening to Art Bell during Fast Blast, be sure to leave your radio on when you call in.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Radio on when you call in.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What good advice?
unidentified		Leave your radio on when you call in.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello, this is Ken from Houston.
		Yes.
		For your remote viewing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, We're not taking those during Fast Blast.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Clinton, divorce Hillary, Mary Princess Di.
		Art.
		What's your date of birth, your time of birth, and where were you born?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I was born on Camp Lejeune in North Carolina.
		I was born at 1253, I think, in the afternoon.
		June 17th, 1945.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		I got two quick comments.
		I'm calling from Alaska, and KENI is no longer on the water.
		They moved into the Diamond Center.
		And number two, anybody but Clinton in 96.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, I was just wondering if that idiot that thought up the idea of poisoning the drug supply was sucking on a cigarette when he thought of it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He probably was, as a matter of fact.
		Thank you.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
		This is Mick from Moore Park.
		In Japan, they already have a policy of making people scrap their cars when they hit a certain number of miles.
		The motors are for sale here in California.
		It's soon to happen here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I believe it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		Greetings from the Mid-South Plains of the United States, the new desert, where we've gotten rain four out of the last six days.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I bet everybody back there is heaving a big sigh of relief.
unidentified		We're not quite dancing naked, but we're close.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, my friend, thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Good morning, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning.
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		One thing about the Chuca Cabra, if I'm pronouncing that right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Chupacabra, sir.
		Say it, say it.
		Say, let me hear you.
unidentified		Chupacabra.
		Not bad.
		One thing you haven't hit on when it comes to that little creature, for it to avoid humans the way it does and everything, it would have to have an IQ of about 300.
		If that would be the case, we couldn't let it live and would have to keep it in the cage if we did.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, sir.
		Thank you.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Well, that wasn't clear.
		Do the wild thing.
		It's 702-727-1295.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		La Chupacabra, La Chupacabra.
unidentified		Bite your face off in the night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it does.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, it's a dream catcher with a purple and a green feather.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, it isn't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		New Orleans, Louisiana.
unidentified		The Chupacabra's being chased by vampires into French water.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, hi, Ardbell.
		How are you doing?
		Okay.
		Hey, listen, this is Rod.
		I'm calling from the Virgin Islands all the way to St. Thomas.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes.
unidentified		We got you.
		Hey, listen, I want to wish you a happy birthday from everybody down here.
		We listen to you all the time, and we love you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, thank you, and it's good to know that you people in the Virgin Islands can get through on the East of the Rockies line.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now we know.
unidentified		Well, I tried real hard.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, well, you made it.
		Thank you.
		That's good to know.
		Virgin Island people can get through on the East of the Rockies toll-free line.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
dustin zacks ▲ ● ▼		What if Major Dames knows the future because he is privy to harp plans so that he can establish credibility for Operation Starman?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So the Major has seen that harp played.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard Line, you're on the air.
rick meister gerhardt in california ▲ ● ▼		Did you hear about the new KFC Hillary special?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, what the heck is this chupa copra thing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You'll find out late one night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Art, the reason why you're such a good man is because your father was a Marine.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He was indeed.
		East of the Rockies, or still is.
		I guess you're always a Marine.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, Art, how's it going?
unidentified		This is Matthew in Hollywood.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Matthew.
unidentified		Hey, I was just thinking when that caller was asking about who God was talking to.
		Yes.
		I was thinking, and then you said, first words he said was, let there be light.
		Right.
		I was thinking, time, there's no time without light.
		So as soon as he...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		As soon as there was light, that's correct.
		Exactly right.
		That's the point I was trying to make.
		He was probably referring to the Holy Spirit.
		But yes, isn't that so?
unidentified		Yeah, that was a brainstorm.
		I heard you say, I was all sitting there by myself.
		I'm like, the angels.
		Whoa, that was a great answer.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It was the best I could do quickly.
unidentified		All right, Art.
unidentified		Happy birthday.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take care.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Mr. Bell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		This is Sandman in Seattle.
unidentified		How are you doing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm fine.
unidentified		Hey, a few weeks ago, I sent a little book off to you called Pandora's Clock.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I've got it.
		I've got it.
		I'm reading it.
		No, I am reading it.
unidentified		Do you like it thus far?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		I understand they're going to make a movie out of it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I'll bet they are.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, that is my current read.
unidentified		Good, good, good.
		I hope you enjoy it.
		I figure you would.
		It's got death and disease and all the good stuff in it.
		You so much enjoy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, you know me well.
unidentified		Hey, I also liked your little synthesizer, voice synthesizer that you have.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Cool, huh?
unidentified		When did you get that anyway?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I began to look into it when I had a few people using it on me, and then people started calling me up and saying I was the devil's toe jam and stuff.
unidentified		Right, I remember that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there you go.
		So I figured, just like when they said I'm in the CIA, what the hell?
		You know, if they're going to think that I'm the devil's toe jam, I'm CIA, 99th degree Mason, and other stuff that I can't even talk about.
		I might as well go ahead and say, yeah, that's me.
unidentified		Certainly.
		Hey, I wonder what Bigfoot's voice would sound like through the synthesizer.
		Something like this.
		Something like that.
		Yeah, that'd be cool.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thanks.
unidentified		You bet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See you later.
		Yeah, that's it.
		I've taken that tact, you know.
		I mean, the more you deny something, the more people say, that's you.
		You're a one-worlder.
		You're in the Trilateral Commission, aren't you?
		Council on Foreign Relations, we know you sit there.
		You're a Mason.
		You're CIA.
unidentified		You're the devil.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, don't deny it.
		I mean, it stops them cold.
		You know, if they think you're the devil, let them think you're the devil.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
		This is Barbara in Surprise Arizona, the other part of the desert.
		Happy, happy birthday.
		Love your show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		Bye.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Bye.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard Line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, Art.
unidentified		I wanted you to know and everyone who's listening that I still love my ex-girlfriend Suzanne at Fresno, California, KMJ.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, Suzanne, he still loves you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First-time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, the number of your years total is higher than the number of your IQ, your intelligence.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, thank you.
		That's so sweet of you.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Quick question.
unidentified		A couple of days ago, you had a guy come on, just a caller, who had dreams that were coming true about sports events.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		I was wondering, which name did he say for the U.S. Open?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think it was Tom Watson, and I think he blew it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First-time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, wouldn't we have Major Dames back on again?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I just had him.
unidentified		I know, but he's that good.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know.
		Well, we'll have him on again soon.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, this is Stan from Bakersfield.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Stan.
unidentified		And you've lost your KNZR here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, we're moving to Kern.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's why.
unidentified		Good.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Good night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Every time I see Bob Dole on TV, he's crying.
unidentified		I think I'm going to vote for Wham.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there is something to that.
		You know, Bob Dole does shed a lot of tears.
		It's not necessarily bad, but it's been more than a little lately.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, this is Simona from San Diego.
		Hi, Mona.
		Well, actually, it's Simona.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sophona, all right.
unidentified		I just wanted you to know I love your show, and I wanted to ask you, in your music, are you using anything by dead can dance?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm not.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
		Call from L.A.
		The other day I saw in our news here that 14 tourists in Scotland saw the Loch Ness monster and confirmed it for about five minutes.
		Why didn't any of them have a camera?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's a good question.
		I also heard that same news.
		15 people saw the Loch Ness monster.
		Wildcard Line, you're on the air.
unidentified		This is Kiwi in Honolulu.
		How are you doing?
		Just one point.
		Everybody, the Bible is a very nice story, but don't take it so seriously.
		Also, watch A ⁇ E biography on A ⁇ E. All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Destroy the oligopoly and kill the Masons.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, now, don't say that to a 99th.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
		This is Ultra Conservative TJ from San Clemente.
		Just a reminder that gun control is hitting what you aim at.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It certainly is.
		As a matter of fact, it's in the Supreme Court right now, and they're going to take a look at Brady.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Happy birthday, Art.
unidentified		This is Gordon from Columbia Mo on KFRU 1400.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		And we're about to lose you at the top of the hour.
unidentified		You've got to tell us the object before the top of the hour and what Craig says.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, I'll do it.
		Thank you.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Good morning, Art.
unidentified		Bryn-Marie.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
unidentified		Some primal termites knocked on wood and tasted it and found it good.
unidentified		And that is why your cousin May fell through the parlor floor today.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, Bryn.
		That's so Bryn.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, in Denver, we just had Graham Hancock here, and he had a great speech there.
		But I wanted to say when you get him in there, you know, he overlooked the fact that the Sphinx is obviously a combination of Virgo and Leo.
		It did not begin in Leo.
		It began in Virgo.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, we'll ask him about that.
		First time caller line, call us toll-free at 1-800-618-8255.
		That's terrible.
		I can't air that.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
		Hi.
		Love you taste the music, and happy birthday to you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, and have a good morning.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		No, East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Robert Burder, Capital World, New Orleans, happy 51, and may you have 51 more.
unidentified		God bless America.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, my friend.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes, in 89, the communism supposedly died, and the head of the beast was supposedly wounded unto death.
unidentified		And now they're coming back to communism, and all the world wondered after the beast.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		You're kidding, Annie.
unidentified		Not bad.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey, now.
		Or maybe he said, K-Now.
		That's Denver.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
unidentified		Broke your show, Mike at Santa Barbara.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Mike.
unidentified		I'd like to see you get on Packet Radio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Packet Radio.
		Well, that's about the last hurdle for me, so expect me there soon.
		Wildcard Line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, everybody, look in the July issue in the back in the classified ads of Paul McCannic.
		You can write a letter to Timothy McVeigh, the Freeman, if you want to, but I wouldn't put your return address on there.
		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you're welcome.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		This is John from Illinois.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, John.
unidentified		And yes.
		Is Jesus Satan the Father?
		The male aspect of God?
		God forbid.
		Solomon forbid.
		And do you think Solomon believed in reincarnation?
		Thanks a lot.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're welcome.
		A lot.
		Wildcard Line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
unidentified		Dave from Salesnox, California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		One quick question about that voice changing device that you have.
		Yes.
		Can you do that lap in a really high voice as well as a low one?
		You would be surprised what I could do.
		I could go absolutely crazy.
		Absolutely crazy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Or I can go the other direction.
unidentified		I can go in any direction I want.
		I can go absolutely nothing.
		I'm here.
		Uh-oh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Does that help you?
unidentified		I'll bet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Oh, how would you like to get Nader on your show as a guest?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I would, actually.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean Ralph Nader, right?
unidentified		I got a number here for you, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you can't give it on the air, so you're going to...
unidentified		Well, I can give it to you.
		You can press that.
		That's true.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I can press.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hold on, then.
unidentified		Hold on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'll take it from you off the air.
		Sure, he'd be fun to have on.
		All right, we're halfway through this hour's fast blast.
		We'll do another half hour.
		Sure is fun.
unidentified		This is Premier Networks.
		That was Art Bell hosting Coast to Coast AM on this Somewhere in Time.
		Art Bell, Somewhere in Time.
		Tonight, featuring Coast to Ghost AM from June 17th, 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		More fast blasts on the way to the top of the hour in just a moment.
		A quick note from Major Dames, who, of course, is listening to the program right now.
		What we're doing is not actually remote viewing.
		Although I guess it could be.
		It's telepathy.
		In other words, my concentrating on something and trying to translate that to you is actually telepathy and not technically remote viewing.
		And I'm sure that is technically correct.
		Though somebody certainly could come in here, I'm sure, and watch me watching the object, and that would be indeed remote viewing.
Scott And Sam's Quick Tips 00:15:17
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		This is Ron from Enterprise.
		Life's a life award.
		I only wish I'd have read the instructions more before I opened life's front door.
grant in minnesota [2] ▲ ● ▼		But now I know that time will pass and death is after that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, well, that's as sure as taxes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, I just wanted to let you know you have a great show.
unidentified		This is Leona from Pueblo, and if Ron's listening, I love you, hon. Leona loves Ron.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Leona.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Art, happy birthday.
unidentified		And I want you to do an ultimate search for ergate.com.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, we'll take a look.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, uh, Art, can you tell me how to get you into the.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I can't really hear you.
unidentified		Oh, sorry.
unidentified		Um, this is Lee in San Antonio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes?
unidentified		I want to ask you, how do I get you after WAI goes off in San Antonio?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, on the internet, pretty much that's your only shot down there as far as I know.
		I know we go off at 2 a.m. Pacific, so the internet has real audio if you've got a computer.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, this is Alcion from Pound Art Bell.
		I'm just on the IRC.
		I'm just wishing you happy birthday from us down there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, and please say hi to everybody on the IRC for me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Art Bell?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
		Nope, guess not.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
unidentified		How are you doing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		Is it a diamond ring?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		It's a baseball, Brad.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, I want you to clear this Antichrist thing up, Art.
unidentified		Go ahead and claim Jesus Christ is the Messiah and you're not the Antichrist, right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, people would say it anyway.
		It doesn't matter what I say.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, the voice of Dave says, watch the moon, always check the mirrors, and see you all in the dream time.
unidentified		Good night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good night.
		East of the Rockies, your turn.
		You're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
unidentified		This is Randy from Nebraska.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, Randy.
unidentified		You know, when you had Major Dames on that first half-hour segment, you asked him where people should go to prepare for this, and he said cold weather climate would be good because it would protect them from diseases.
		Yes.
		And then when you asked him where he was planning on going, he said west and south.
		That's where he's in California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, yes, yes.
unidentified		And I'd also be interested in knowing what...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why did you repeat that to me?
		I know what he said.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Art, this is the seeker from IRC.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wild Card Line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, this is Matt from Eugene.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Yeah, if you meet up with La Chupacabra, chances are he will know Habla.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, I won't.
		So I'll end up with no blood.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi there, Nort.
unidentified		This is Phil in St. Louis.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Hey, there's a sign on the highway that has a picture of a guy in a Hooter outfit saying, Hooter guys, forces in Get a Grip.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Art Bell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		This is Tony from Denver.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Tony.
unidentified		Just two quick points here.
		I'm a biology student.
		Just wanted to mention that even my professors and such estimate that we've only discovered 8% of the world species.
		And also, with your white and black thing you were wondering about earlier, white is all colors and black is the absence of color.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
		I knew it was one way or the other.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
		Liberal Sue in Illinois.
		Hey.
		KSD Country.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		I just want to say happy birthday to my favorite conservative.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's kind of you, Sue.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, and good morning.
unidentified		Good morning.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Liberal Sue.
		Boy, she sent some scorching faxes.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Good morning, Art.
unidentified		Pat and Saninello, K-Y-O-T.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Many happy returns of the day to you.
		Thank you.
		Two comments.
dr theresa dale ▲ ● ▼		Since cigarettes are illegal to be smoked in a grocery store, why in the world are they allowed to sell something that's illegal to use on their premise?
		And the smoking law was defeated twice, the anti-smoking in California on the ballot.
		And they turned around and made it city ordinances.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, we've got to hold it there.
		There's also somebody who just said cigarettes are the only product that if used exactly as instructed will be sure to kill you.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes, Art, Outrider, Oklahoma City.
alex in michigan ▲ ● ▼		Agent provocateurs have been not researched enough in our current social political situation.
alex in michigan ▲ ● ▼		Also, I encourage everybody to buy a shortwave radio before FEMA makes them illegal.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
unidentified		Happy birthday.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		I got two quick things to say.
		A gun kills when somebody pulls the trigger.
		And if you're hungry, out of work, you're an environmentalist.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello, Art.
		Hi.
		This is Ellen from Arizona City, Arizona.
		And I think it's a creosote bush.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You do, huh?
unidentified		Uh-huh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Talk to the tree people often.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
		Yes.
		Yes.
		Go, go, go.
unidentified		Happy birthday.
unidentified		Happy birthday.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, thank you.
unidentified		I wanted to tell you, when you reach 50, you are in the old age of your youth, but when you reach 51, you are in the youth of your old age.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'll try and bear that in mind as I cry later.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Art, Rich from La Harbor, California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Hey, winning combat, never show your fox all with someone braver than you, and never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's true.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Did you know, Art, that there was a volcano in New Zealand today?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I did know that.
		I saw it.
		It spewed ash eight miles into the air, dear.
unidentified		Incredible.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, indeed.
		Thank you.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		I said, shut up.
unidentified		And then close your mouth and stop talking.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Good evening, Airborne.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Ah, yes.
unidentified		I am Rico in Minnesota.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Rico.
unidentified		I'm a really confused hermaphrodite.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, as a matter of fact, Rico, they named a law after you.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		And it applies to both sexes.
		Go ahead.
		Nope.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		T-Berm rules.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I missed that.
		What rules?
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, this is Markup and Sparks.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And I had a piece of advice for you now in your old age.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I need advice in my old age.
unidentified		Yes, make sure when you're walking around at night, keep some lights on so you don't trip and fall into a black hole.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		The thing on your table is a Roman warrior's helmet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard Line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, I called earlier and I forgot to ask you a question.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you're not allowed to call back.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
unidentified		This is Monty of Michigan.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Monty of Michigan.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I like that.
unidentified		Yeah, thank you.
unidentified		When you had Sam Friedman on the other evening, he mentioned that there was this magazine down in Brazil that had the information on the craft.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right, yes.
unidentified		I sent you a website that has that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I got it.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I got it.
		Thank you very much.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Thanks to those who love the earth.
unidentified		Those who don't are missing what's holding them up.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello, Art Bell.
		Yes.
		Hi, this is Nancy, and I'm calling from Eagle Point.
		Yes.
		And I would just like to tell you that your birthday is a red serpent in the Mayan dreams, Pal.
		Doesn't have horns.
		Yes, it's a red serpent.
		That's the life force.
		And I would also like to talk to you about the Gabriel's horn thing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my Gabriel's horn.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'll try and fit it in.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		It's a wooden duck because it's like painted yellow.
unidentified		Uh-huh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello, this is Matt from Farmington, New Mexico.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Howdy.
unidentified		You know, tonight with your remote viewing thing would be a great chance for Major Dayton to put up a shut up, you know?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, he said he actually put up.
		He said it's not really remote viewing, and he's, of course, correct.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Morning, Art.
		Gary from Santa Rosa.
		And I'd just like to say, Gaia, lock and load.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, your turn, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
		We women of the world say enough already of having our tax dollars go for male aggression in the military and the criminal justice system while we only commit 1% of the violent crimes.
		Enough already and visualize world peace through castration.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Uh-huh.
		Boy, don't that give you the shivers.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes, why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There's no real answer for that.
		It's like why are there interstates in Hawaii?
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Wake up, America, and smell the Clintons.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Sam in Nebraska.
		Touchdown, touchdown, touchdown.
		Bring him back to Velka.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Chief En Rules, thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're welcome.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Oh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		Yes, sir, wasn't the explosion and the volcanoes?
unidentified		Maybe you'd open a vent to keep it from blowing up on the other side.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's a good theory, but I mean, still high explosives on Vesuvius.
		Come on.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hell, Satan.
unidentified		Oh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, see, that sounded even more evil than some of my stuff, didn't it?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes, I just called to see if any famous singer sung you happy birthday this year.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not this year, but I saved the one from last year.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Groom the communist out of your hair.
unidentified		Use atomic combs.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		First time callers, area 702-727-1222.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		If you want to have more fun like you had with De Ouija board, keep encouraging remote viewing and telepathy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, the Devil's Playground, eh?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard Line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, Art.
		Happy birthday.
		This is Anthony from Missoula.
		And in the immortal words of Mark Twain, God, please save me from your followers.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we'll be right back.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, this is Lori in Memphis.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Lori.
unidentified		I wanted to say happy birthday.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		Thank you.
unidentified		And hi to my fellow Noelie.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Boy, that's a nice accent.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, Art.
unidentified		This is Scott, California?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, Scott.
unidentified		I'm talking about the white premise that you were having there, how they could be Christians?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And my hypothesis, I guess you would say, is that they said there would be rogues in white garments.
		And also Jesus came down, rogue in flesh.
		So I was wondering if they could make a correlation of those two.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Anybody could, sure.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Good morning, Art.
		Morning.
		Chile on Chupacabra.
		I don't know what that means.
unidentified		That's the hottest dish in town.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Nope, East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Buck from Hudat?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hudat.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, down New Orleans.
unidentified		Yeah, Robin Namely is a Chupacabra.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello, Art.
		Skip in Colorado.
		Yes.
		Happy birthday.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		Please give your fax number again.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Harp Park may need to be done.
		How would you tell the world when they wake up tomorrow everything would be different?
		And I just thought if Clinton could pardon Hillary to one of the country club prisons, there could be more golf state dinners with escorts.
		Sheesh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Fax number area code 702-727-8499.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Art Bill.
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		Jenner, the tupocabra came to the back door, and the head turned around, and it was Janet Reno.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Happy birthday, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		We are all a part of God.
unidentified		I'm sending you A Course in Miracles.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, I'll look forward to that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello, this is Larry from the Midwest.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		If you come down to Arkansas, you'll win one of these free gifts.
unidentified		A new car, a new house, a big screen TV, or a 35mm camera.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's an invitation.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard Line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Happy birthday, Buddha Belly, from the Perfect 10.
unidentified		And I just wanted to let you know, I am a goddess.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm sure you are.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First-time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, this is Debbie in Wilmington.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Debbie.
unidentified		Wilmington, North Carolina.
unidentified		I never hear anybody from here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, now we have.
unidentified		Can I sing happy birthday?
unidentified		Real fast?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Real fast.
unidentified		Happy birthday to you.
		Happy birthday to you.
		I want to go to Machu Picchu with Daniel Brinkley and you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, there, this sounds inviting.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes, sir.
		Happy birthday.
		And I want to say when you had Major Dane on the phone.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		When he said moved south and west, was that the Netherlands?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, the Netherlands.
		See you there.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Yeah, a consolation for Christian doubters.
unidentified		Luke 12.10 practically says...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no, no, no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, this is Raymond from St. Charles, Missouri.
		Yes.
		I'd like very much to know about the Griffin fighting from a few weeks back.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, we'll see what we can find out for you.
		Wildcard Line, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
unidentified		The Tasmanian devil's got a tattoo of me on his arm, huh?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Good evening, Art.
		We landed on your planet looking for an intelligent life.
		Oops, we missed.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oops, we missed.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
Asthma Deaths Shock Listeners 00:03:43
unidentified		Happy birthday, Art.
		I love you.
		This is Debbie in Kansas City.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Debbie.
unidentified		A while back, you were asking immortals whether or not they have gray hair.
unidentified		Do you remember that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I do.
unidentified		It occurred to me then that perhaps gray hair on immortals is like rings on trees.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Maybe it is.
		Maybe we could figure their age from that.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Happy birthday, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Oh, you would have been on the air.
		There's some weird noise there.
		Oh, we've still got it.
		Oh, we've still got it.
		Uh-oh.
		I better use it over here.
		Let's see.
		First-time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		I support an initiative to put 100,000 more guns on the streets.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Will you please leave us chupacabas alone?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, I was wondering if it's true that Hoagland got murdered.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't believe that it is.
		There is a rumor going around that Richard Hoagland was robbed and killed, and I have been checking into it.
		I believe he's in Europe right now, and I think he's just fine, but we're checking.
		First-time caller line.
		Call the wildcard lines, Area 702-727-1295.
		Oh, Al, you did the wrong thing.
		You're not allowed to give your last name on the air.
unidentified		Oh, sorry.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So let's try it again.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		This is Al calling from where?
unidentified		Garden City, Kansas.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And what do you want to say, Al?
unidentified		Your wife has asthma?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, she does.
unidentified		People don't take that too serious.
unidentified		But I have a son passing away at 32 years old with an asthma attack.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Let me tell you, Al, there are more people that have died of asthma in the last few years than in all of our history.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
		This is the Reverend from St. Paul calling you back with my personal belief on the Almighty.
		It is not a he.
		It is not a she.
		It is an it.
		And it sure as hell blessed the world when it gave all the insomniac radio fans you a happy birthday, dude.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That was very kind.
		Thank you.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Jesus Christ is Lord.
		This is the Shoemaker from Savannah, Missouri.
		Hello, Red Racers.
		Art Bell, happy birthday.
		Bye, Marty.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		It may be the devil's playground, but it's God's rule.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First-time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Chupas are homeless Republicans.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		This is Jesus Christ in New Orleans, and you're all going to hell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, we probably are.
		Meet you there.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Well, happy birthday, Art, from Pete and Portland.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		As I looked up in the sky, Luck Chuba Cabra drop whitewash in my eye.
unidentified		Oh, I'm glad the bigfoot don't fly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there you go.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		That's Art Bell, say the true hurt.
unidentified		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're welcome.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes, Art.
unidentified		Do your new listeners a favor, and while you're gone on vacation, have the interviews that you had with people rerun.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, we'll see what we can do.
		Thank you very much.
		Listen, I want to tell everybody, the object of everybody's attention and thought and my concentration with whatever that experiment was was a brass, actually not, I guess it is brass.
		Figurine or statue of four, one, two, three, four dolphins leaping in the air.
		And the only person who got it was a fellow named Craig from Erie, Pennsylvania.
		Congratulations.
		He nailed it right on the head.

Chapters

00:00:08 Good Evening, Good Morning
00:04:23 Volcano Explosives Rattle Italy
00:08:25 Whitewater Revelations
00:14:00 Racial Hostility Debate
00:17:12 Little Idea Ahead
00:21:59 Wait Minute: Signals In Phase
00:26:53 40s Wildcard Call
00:42:26 Sandpoint Questions
00:57:16 Braille and Taxi Cabs
01:12:45 Mosquitoes Spread AIDS?
01:22:29 Yeltsin vs. Zuganov
01:25:11 Seeds of Contemplation
01:31:39 A Unique Item for Remote Viewing
01:38:08 Subjective Time and Chronic Fatigue
01:41:31 Art Bell Surprises
01:44:28 Ninety and Counting
01:50:15 Phenomenal Graham Hancock
01:52:59 Legitimate Comic Relief
02:08:32 Thinking Devil's Advocate
02:24:12 Scott And Sam's Quick Tips
02:39:15 Asthma Deaths Shock Listeners