Stan Johnson, 80-year-old Sasquatch "Goodwill Ambassador," claims seven-and-a-half-foot-tall beings from a destroyed fifth-dimensional planet, Santa Terra, now protect Earth from cosmic threats like comets, citing President Harding’s 1921 interplanetary law and Eisenhower’s alleged Palm Springs meetings. Linda Moulton Howe links Puerto Rico’s 1989 "humanoid" sightings—including Miguel Ogosta’s gray-eyed creature—to animal mutilations, like a Nebraska cow with missing internal organs. Johnson insists Sasquatch vanish into vortexes, avoiding capture despite a $6B+ government suppression theory, while skeptics question his untestable claims and lack of physical evidence. Bell acknowledges persistent sightings but struggles with Johnson’s blend of Bigfoot, aliens, and fringe theology, leaving listeners to weigh whether these beings are interdimensional guardians or a mix of folklore and hypnosis-induced visions. [Automatically generated summary]
The wounds were said to be, by the veterinarian, the diameter of a drinking jaw and three to four inches deep, which is at least twice as long as the longest canines on a dog.
When he performed necropsies on the animals, he found that one rabbit's trachea and esophagus were missing, even though the rabbit's exterior hide had not been cut.
And I have a case with a veterinarian report that goes back to 1989 period in Red Bluff, Nebraska, when exactly the same thing happened to a cow there.
The veterinarian found that the esophagus and the trachea had been removed from within that cow.
Now, as I reported before, eyewitnesses in different parts of the island have described encounters with different kinds of creatures, ranging from a large monkey or primate to the chupacabris with the big eyes, to things that fly in the sky, leaving a very confusing picture.
And even in the same area of Canovanus east of San Juan, there have been different descriptions.
The following excerpts from interviews that I did a couple weeks ago begin with a family who all saw on the same day, last August, a big dark-eyed humanoid near their house.
First, you will hear the husband, Miguel Ogosta, who watched the creature jump from inside a truck to the ground and over a five-foot-high chainwing fence.
Then his wife, Madeline, and her mother, who watched through the front window of their house as the creature stood about six feet away.
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This creature is about from three to four feet high.
This creature was walking in a crawling way.
Crawling, like he was crawling.
It's like when you get up here and you get a jump It's just that way when he just stood right here and then he just jumped over the cyclone friends and he hit himself way up there by the grass.
After this appearance that I saw him, my wife also saw him the same day around 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
It's 2:00 and 4:00 the same day in the afternoon.
Parada al frente mío.
Se ve el cristal como por espacio de casi un minuto.
This creature was standing in front of me for a space of a minute.
And I could observe it very well.
How far from her sitting here now, too?
How far is here?
How far was the creature from your person?
More or less like four to five feet where my husband is.
Four to five feet apart.
And the thing that really impressed me was the eyes of this creature.
And I get scared.
I don't have to talk about this.
What?
Because I have the experience eye to eye.
Okay.
What is there anything she can compare the eyes that she was looking at to anything?
Ay algo que tu pueras comparar lo todor este animal congalo que que aviso en la vida.
Cos vena, yo més dio vercielo que parence si enceramente.
Este desto esto tene ta es que tinta en la pelicula.
Excuse me, I have to laugh, but it seems to me like it looked like one of these extraterrestrials that you see in movies.
The color of the eyes were large with gray.
The eyes, the whole eyes, was like wet.
What happened at the feet?
And how were the feet?
The feet below were like a person, but the only thing was that they were three fingers, what I told them.
It looked like human feet, but the only difference that I saw in his three toes.
And there was a lot of uh musk on the foot.
But it looked like a human foot.
Pero sevella como.
Sevella fias.
Very clear.
But it looks like fingers that had cards.
but with those uñas it was more, I don't know, more atend.
But the nails give you the impression of fiercely, fearly impression.
Okay, so it would be like a hand like mine.
Elamano como la mía.
How long with my nails?
Okay, that's about at least two inch nails.
Two inch nails.
Yeran con cunva.
And occur.
The color of the colour.
Oh, pura.
Uh, gray, but very dark.
When I started screaming, that's when my money came out.
I printed at the beginning.
I thought he was a kangaroo.
Because the nose was kind of the face was kind of long, a long face.
But when I saw the back, I could see some feather on the back that were laid down.
And then I looked to see whether he has the tail.
But I have no tail.
And then I thought that it was not a kangaroo.
Then that pin just went through the grass on the other side.
A month later in September, a computer technician named Juan Morati was walking to his car at 5 o'clock in the afternoon when he was frightened by a different creature.
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I had the feeling someone was looking at me, right?
I take a glance and I see it and I see the red sea guys and I said, And I got, you know, worrisome, scared.
So I kept looking to the car.
I didn't want to show the animal.
I had fears, so I kept walking.
Then I took a second look and I see right over there, the yellow one, the dry branch.
Oh, yeah.
It was right there.
And it was sitting upright, not hanging down, upright.
And Aric, about a month and a half after that sighting, a long enough time to not say there was a direct link, he's the man who found one of his pit bulls, a male, with two puncture marks in the side of its neck.
I've seen the videotape.
The dog is still alive.
It was loud and barking when I was there, but the two holes did not ooze any blood or any fluid.
And then the week before I was there, one of his female dogs also suffered some puncture marks in her neck.
And his entire home and where the dogs are is enclosed by approximately an eight-foot-high chain cyclone fence all the way around the property.
Yeah, what has motivated me and the people who want to be down there is that if we could get some of the tissue and some of the grass and do some of the research that we've done on animals, we might see if there is a common denominator to what we found in other parts of the world to start off with.
And the second thing is, what are we dealing with?
Because this creature that the family described is a distinct humanoid shape that appears to be able to walk on two feet.
She said that they look human to her except three-toed with the second and the fourth toe missing, so to speak, spaces there.
But that, whatever it is, it tends to go down onto the front arms also when it begins to move.
Many people have described that.
And then here is this creature that this man has described.
And it reminds me of some of the reports going all the way back 20-some years ago when the vampire of mocha was a phenomenon on the northwestern corner of Puerto Rico, clear to the far end from Canovanus, where they also found the same kinds of animals, chickens, goats, cows, horses, and rabbits, with puncture marks 25 years ago.
But I don't recall, and if anybody listening has any contrary files, I'd be happy to hear.
But I don't remember any reports 25 years ago of this kind of creature.
We're going to take your address here and phone number in a moment.
But I'll say this, and I think I said it to you last week when you were in Puerto Rico, eventually, one of these days, Linda, you keep going to these hotspots where things are happening, and you're going to come face to face with a pair of red eyes.
The name of the book is Bigfoot Memoirs, My Life with the Sasquatch by Stan Johnson.
Rumors of UFO appearances have long been reported near sightings of Sasquatch, as many of you know, I hope.
As elusive as the extraterrestrials, the giant Sasquatch have remained aloof to human contact until they asked Stan Johnson, we'll find out why, to act as Goodwill Ambassador and tell their story.
Accompanied with the Sasquatch, Mr. Johnson relates contact with extraterrestrial craft and interdimensional travel.
Among the many species that Johnson met in the company of Sasquatch was, guess what?
A six-fingered humanoid.
The six fingers of the extraterrestrial recovered in the 1947 Socorro crash shattered the previously popular concept of the four-fingered gray alien.
Bigfoot Memoise was set to page and at press when the autopsy confirmed Bigfoot Memoise's account of highly sentient life forms with six fingers associated with the extraterrestrial.
So in other words, when the big story on the Carl crash and the film broke, Mr. Johnson had already gone to press with his account.
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Now, all the way up to somewhere in Oregon, I guess.
Actually, most due to us, I start out there about where I met him up here.
But the first time I ever met the, I was born in the state of Missouri in the Ozark Mountains.
1923, I met what they called the wild man, which was the Bigfoot.
Back there, they call him the wild man.
My dad, my mother, everybody never thought nothing about it, about him, because they knew they were around there in the Ozark Mountains.
We moved away from the, and I got pretty well acquainted with him.
I'd go over and get the cattle of the evening when I was eight, seven, eight years old.
I played about two years with but a stake in the ground under a big hickory nut tree, and he would get ten hickory nuts to see who could hit that stick the most times.
He'd lay down, so he wouldn't be so large.
He was, I'd say, seven and a half feet tall and weighed about 325 pounds.
He was very muscular.
He looked like a big basketball player.
We left there, as old old Holmes did, and we left.
Now, Stan, if I came face-to-face with a creature like that, it'd scare the hell out of me.
I'd go run the other way.
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All right.
Now, that's just exactly what we're after.
We're after something after So, the people, these people will come out and have their pictures taken.
Now, I asked a guy that I was acquainted with, he's the reporter for tabloid, I won't tell you which one, if I got him a chance to go up and take a picture, if he would put it in the paper just like they were.
And he said, no, he couldn't do that, because that's the way they make their money.
And we have, I don't know how many of the people will be there, and a guy that you had not too long ago, which is a very dear friend of mine, Colonel Harley Bird.
The lady that edited this book, she was teened down, her and the publisher, and I took them up there and I told her, take off her shoes and stand in one spot, and she'll tell you, right in the front of the book.
Said she was skeptic, but after she stood there and felt the sob and the quiver of the earth, which was the door of the time warp, and when you go in, that she was feeling.
And when I came out, came back home, I started to tell my wife about the color of the pathway, the big cobblestone pathway, and the big castle that was there.
She said, wait, wait, let me tell you something.
She told me exactly the color of it, exactly the pathway, what it looked like, because she said she had never been there.
She said she had dreamed it, but she hadn't dreamed it.
There's been nothing found of those people because they go right back into the fifth dimension just at a snap of the finger.
As I have a deal here, a book about the Indians, where they seen them over in eastern Oregon, just disappear right into the face of the cliff, right into a cliff, and they couldn't figure out how.
They went up there and there was no hole or nothing.
I've got a fellow here from Bakersfield, California, who wants to know if there are other vortexes or doors, if you will, or openings into the And from there, I don't know where.
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There is actually three doors here, but they can go in anywhere.
I can only go in one of these three spots.
And at the Red Rock Canyon, you're away that's that?
I have been and seen seven other five other planets.
And I knew that I was put out.
There was a guy in Dallas, Texas, a radio station there that I was on that got mad because the science said they couldn't figure out why that comet didn't hit Jupiter.
I told him six months before that it wouldn't hit Jupiter because I was told that they would blow it up the same way they're blowing up them things that the lady of Howell that was just on?
I'll just, one question, and I'll hang up and listen.
And this is an incredible show.
They just keep getting more intense, Art.
If your guest could tell us what His take is on the story of Frank Strangis and Valthor and the crew people from Victor One, and I'll hang up and listen.
Instead of Sasquatch, as the Baxter said, being a remnant still on this plane, in this dimension with us, you're telling us Sasquatch has a whole nother world in another dimension, that there are connections to aliens and all the rest of it, right?
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That's right.
He was thinking, like I say, now they live just on other planets and mostly in the other dimensions, in the fifth dimension.
They were high professionals from college that done it and doctors.
And I had five people of my own each time.
When I had sodium penthol, it was given for CIA.
I had a guy, there were five people that I knew, good friends.
They told me not to talk about what the government knew about aliens and what they had dealings with them.
They told me what they did, and it's there.
There's a law in Washington, D.C. that anybody caught talking to an alien can be thrown in solitary confinement, and he will stay there for the rest of his life.
He'll never see nobody, and nobody will ever see him.
So you think you live in this other dimension, Stan?
Is there a parallel physically?
In other words, when you move into the fifth dimension from there and where you are in Oregon, is the other side very much the same from a climatic point of view, a physical point of view, the foliage, is it similar?
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Similarly, it is in a way, but when you go in, I weighed about approximately 190 pounds.
And in there, it seemed like I weighed about 100 pounds, because it's lighter, the air is lighter.
I had a little trouble breathing for a few minutes.
And another thing, don't do that door.
You better not have no metal whatever.
They got me a jumpsuit to put on.
And you, because you got, you'll burn up because it's a static.
And they are, I don't know, there's several thousand all over the United States.
And all over the world, like I say, there's different, there's seven species of them.
They're different type, like the white, and then there's a brown-colored one, and then there's some yellow hair.
But these up here is mostly brown or dark brown.
It look black at a distance.
How often do you see them?
Now, I haven't.
I've been pretty busy here lately, and I haven't, because I got to stay here and watch the telephone all the time on account of the book when they're calling in from other radio stations where I gave out the book.
But anyway, I haven't talked to them now for about, oh, I'd say six weeks.
All right, so you're saying, should there be a fifth dimension?
Oh, I'm not.
It would not have any relationship that we understand to where we are now in the third.
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Exactly, or really four dimensions, including time.
It'd be like a two-dimensional creature trying to comprehend a three-dimensional creature, which is totally impossible.
I mean, it's not perceivable to the human mind.
I mean, well, to three-dimensional beings.
And another thing, what he's describing is hyperspace, traveling, you know, from like at such far distances and, you know, such a little amount of time, vortexes and such.
He says from a physics point of view, Stan, it can't be.
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But I don't know.
I cut that.
I have a seventh grade education.
I don't know anything about that physics, but I do know that I can travel thousands and thousands of miles with their help in about five to ten seconds because you travel by thought and mind alone.
And that's how now they run a lot of their spaceships.
They put a helmet on their head or a trap around their head and they think about where they're going and that's where they're going.
In the Bible, there's one place that says man will learn to travel by thought alone.
I had a Catholic priest to tell me that and I have had a lot of them come and congratulate me on what I said about where we came from.
Well actually on that score you're not very far off at all.
As a matter of fact, right now Stan, they are testing helmets for our jet fighters that in fact allow aircraft to be manipulated by thought alone.
Stay right where you are, Stan.
We'll be right back to you.
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It was up by Trout Lake and Big Heart and Little Heart Lake in the North Cascades.
And it was about a, oh, I don't know, a six or eight hour hike back there.
And I never said this out publicly, but anyway, I saw these two objects.
I thought they were bears, you know, because they were down on their all-fours.
And it turned out to be, and then I sat down to rest a little bit, and I saw these objects.
And then all of a sudden, I saw them stand up, and I thought it was bears standing up at their hindpaws.
They were about, I imagine, 200, 300 feet away.
And so, anyway, after they had left, they walked away, and they were, like I say, about six and a half feet, maybe five and a half feet, something like that.
So when I got my courage up, I went over to where they were to see what they were doing.
And there were some wild strawberries and stuff there.
And they were kind of dark brownish color.
They were not bears, definitely not bears, because I've shot bears before.
And I was scared out of my pants.
But I think Sam Johnson, is this Sam Johnson I'm talking to?
Stan, I don't think that it's necessarily that people don't believe, for example, that there are other dimensions, because I believe that may be possible.
I don't think it's that people don't believe that there may be aliens or creatures from elsewhere, because that's possible.
I don't think that it's that they don't believe necessarily in any of these things that you're talking about the alternative world, the Sasquatch, UFOs, aliens, different dimensions.
It's just that you have sort of tied everything together.
You know, you have taken the most difficult to believe of all and tied them together, it seems like.
Well, obviously that's what you're saying, but that's what I think people are responding to and what I'm responding to when I say it sounds pretty far-fetched.
Well, yes, people are afraid, perhaps, of the unknown, but we deal with that on a regular basis on this program.
It's the meat and potatoes of this program.
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What I was trying to say is, why are these people going to pay my plane ticket and the hotel room and everything to get me back there, and they know me?
Jerry McClain knows me.
All of them people knows me.
Why are they going to do that?
If they don't believe that they're just, I am telling the truth.
I have experiences that correlate with what he is saying.
And when someone tells the truth, you can tell if you know what you're listening for.
And what he says is true.
I would also like to say that in physics, there are an infinite number of two-dimensional spaces in three-dimensional space, which correlates, there are an infinite number of three-dimensional spaces in fourth and fifth-dimensional space.
You don't have to be a scientist or a celebrity to experience the unknown or the paranormal.
But what I'd like to ask you, Mr. Bell, and you, Mr. Johnson, if you haven't experienced all these things, which you probably have, wouldn't you succumb to severe shock or a heart attack like the next person?
Okay, Stan, it has been a pleasure having you on the air.
And I thank you.
I didn't necessarily buy everything that Stan had to say, I must say, but we'll be back with open lines in a moment.
Out of patrol shortly after the sightings, as yet, no debris from any exploded objects has been found.
So there you have it.
That's kind of the latest news and a lot of what we're working on.
We will continue to try to find, for your edification, a guest with regard to Bigfoot.
It is something I'm following very carefully.
I have got Cliff Crook's photograph of Bigfoot.
And, of course, you never have any way of truly judging anybody.
I think the problem with Stan was, as I suggested to him on the air, that any one of these individual things that he talked about might be explored by themselves, but he has strung so many things together that the probability and the credibility of the way it was presented suffered, as did we all.
And I was going to comment that back in 87, the Virgin Mary appeared on Bayside, New York, and said that people didn't repent from the way we're living, that she called it a ball of fire.
This was before Hellbob was discovered, that a ball of fire would hit the Earth.
And I'd just like to say that Stan, the guy that was talking before, it seemed like he had a problem articulating himself as far as his story that he wanted to tell.
Well, you know, we went from Sasquatch to Sasquatch living in the fifth dimension to aliens protecting the earth, being in touch with Sasquatch, to out-of-body experiences.
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Well, touching on the out-of-body experiences thing, that's a very easy thing to do for, I think everyone can do that.
It's just the way the presentation was hard to swallow.
And I'm generally capable of swallowing quite a bit, you know, because we've had a number of guests on here talking about a lot of, as a matter of fact, the same things that Stan talked about, but generally individually, and generally, not stringing them all together.
I mean, we've had a lot of very credible researchers on here regarding other dimensions.
The late Robert Monroe, for example, from the Monroe Institute, talks of other dimensions very much the way Stan did, with a bit of a different slant, but still the same sort of thing.
If a caller were to say something that would tend to be libelous, then, presuming that it got through, not only would the radio stations and the network be libeled, or it's subject to civil litigation, but the caller would as well.
And we have looked long and hard for somebody to give us an articulate presentation on Sasquatch.
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Yeah, I listen to your show so often, and it has been rare that real solid information has been coming through.
Hopefully it's coming out somewhere.
Someone's going to be able to articulate it.
I almost started getting the feeling that if you wanted to, if you were a Sasquatch or someone involved with all that on their side of the world dimension or whatever, if you wanted to have this information, maybe Stan would be a perfect way to do it because, you know, he would convince a lot of people that all this stuff is a bunch of hooey.
On the other hand, folks, Stan, as I said, is 80 years old and is from the backwoods in Oregon, has lived there all his life, is not a complicated person, is not a well-to-do person, and I think believes every word of what he was saying.
That much I will give him.
But the way it was laid out, with just literally every aspect of the metaphysical and alien world, and we didn't even get to the Saqqaro crash and the six-fingered creatures, but he reached into sort of every metaphysical bucket that's sitting out there right now, and I guess that's what did it for me.
Yeah, I'm just saying that this body appears to have six fingers, but you'd have to put an X-ray machine on it to know for sure, because it appears to have been mummified in leather.
Anyway, 35 years ago, I got about 35 feet away from Tucsas Watch.
Well, I just thought I'd let you know about that, and that thing is out there, and she appears, it looks like a woman with a small one and appears to have six fingers.
I just know that I will continue to pursue an articulate spokesman with regard to the Sasquatch business because there are stories that simply abound.
And I'm not saying that my guest didn't grasp some of it, or I'm not even going to question what he said, because I do believe that the man believed what he was telling us.
It's just that I want some more information on this, and I want it from a good, articulate spokesperson, and we will continue to seek that, despite the difficulties entailed in doing so.
We'll be right with you.
It is, and I've got a very interesting report here.
It's a follow-up to the Somaliland story, and it's by Reuters, and it says, Somaliland authorities are saying mysterious explosions over northwest Somalia have made people fall ill and animals behave strangely, and they are now asking for an international probe into reports that unidentified aircraft flew over that region of the breakaway state.
The government of the self-declared Republic of Somaliland says two explosions in the sky were heard in December in the port city of Berbera on the Gulf of Aden and in the Soland Sana regions to the east and southeast.
And you already know the rest of it, how it affected people and animals.
But they are now calling for an international investigation into what it was.
And again, they had some sightings of what they call aircraft.
They're not using the word UFOs.
They're talking about aircraft.
So somehow I'm beginning to suspect the evil hand of man at work here.
And I wonder what it is we exploded, or let me correct that.
What it is somebody exploded over that country.
Wildcard line, you're on the air.
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Hello.
Yes, but two things about Sam.
When he mentioned that he was with the CIA, suddenly that got...
Yeah, no, the CIA business, that's another aspect of it that bothered me.
You know, Stan said, well, the CIA had commissioned somebody apparently to give him a drug, truth drug, and he says he has records of it but can't show them to anybody, and that bothered me.
And with regard to the hypnotic records and all the rest of it, I guess, you know, he's shown his wife or somebody close by, but does not show people who inquire about it.
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I agree.
Yeah, that bothered me too.
I attended a lecture of his about two years ago here in Eugene, Oregon.
And yet he began his lecture by saying that only those that believe in the Lord Jesus Christ are worthy of this knowledge and Sasquatch can only trust those who accept who are Christian, in other words.
It would seem to me that if any of it's true, then all of it's true.
Many people leave their body experience worlds that are far beyond the chicken muck that we live in.
It all must be connected.
If it's not connected, then none of it is true.
Then we should all stop wasting time talking about it.
Since I know that at least some of it is true, paranormal, ETs, astral projection, etc., then I'm not so arrogant to presume I can make such sweeping determinations to try to identify what is and what is not.
And I've done a regression of a six-finger SAS watch that was Joan of Arc in a previous life, but now is a 666-degree mason in the Trilateral Commission.
I just heard it talking in a phone conversation on some other business.
Right.
But, you know, I get in the woods a lot, and how many people have been out there hunting and have found the carcass of a bear or even seen a live bear?
You know, hunters, I know a lot of hunters.
Like I say myself, I hunt, and I've never seen a mountain lion.
The other night, Dan Rather, at the beginning and end of his newscast, said that Sasquatch is now put on the endangered species list.
So there's obviously people out there that very firmly believe there is such a creature.
And I'm going to keep plugging away, and we will eventually find somebody to speak to us on the subject in depth.
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Okay, one more comment, and I'll get off.
My wife said she heard on the radio about that I'm not trying to throw a monkey wrench into this, but that stuff they were analyzing that was supposed to be Fastwatch hair turned up to be a synthetic.
Yes, I went to sleep early on your first guest, and a buddy of mine called up while I was asleep and told me that a Japanese person has found a new comet.