And then, of course, we're supposed to just completely forget that the United States Capitol Police dispatched three different sort of pairs of officers to go find bombs. And one of them went exactly to the bush where the pipe bomber had been the night before and had sat down for 77 seconds. No explanation for why that happened.

And from the time that they left their seats in the parking lot of the Capitol South metro station, it took them 11 minutes and seven seconds to go find the bombs.