WTW66: Dissecting Trump's Madison Square Garden Rally
Part 1! Lydia watched 6 hours of this "not a Nazi" rally to drill down to the highlights (lowlights?) among the speakers, who may very well hold positions in a Trump administration if he's elected. There are hilarious moments, and also quite a lot of really horrible racism and misogyny that we can't allow to be swept under the rug. Please vote. If you enjoy our work, please consider leaving a 5-star review! You can always email questions, comments, and leads to lydia@seriouspod.com. Please pretty please consider becoming a patron at patreon.com/wherethereswoke!
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Hello and welcome to Where There's Woke, emergency election, doom and gloom, shitting ourselves edition.
Anyway, that was just me, actually.
It wasn't related to the election.
No, I mean, it was.
The election didn't help.
I just had an accident.
Anyway, I'm Thomas.
That over there is my beautiful wife, who is not part of this gross joke, Lydia Smith.
I am absolutely not part of that gross joke.
Yeah, hi.
Yeah, she just said bedwetting.
It's slightly cleaner of a joke.
Still gross.
Okay.
There are dozens of us, okay?
Oh, boy.
Yeah, so the other day, some Nazis gathered in New York in 1939.
October 27th.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
The 2024 ones.
Yeah, that's right.
We're doing those first.
Yeah, the 2024 one is what we're going to be talking about today.
So, sold-out event, October 27th, 2024, about 20,000 people were in Madison Square Garden.
To attend this, you know, kind of final huge Trump rally.
Oh, he's done with us?
Good.
No, but it was like the final big one, I guess.
Like, it's like the closing speech and then Kamala's was at the Ellipse, you know, in Washington, D.C. Did she have Nazis or was it?
No, no Nazis.
Oh, so that's not like a thing you have to do for your last.
Okay.
It's true.
It's true.
Yeah, we have weird customs in this country.
I thought it was like, okay, everyone on each side does a Nazi rally.
Okay, no.
Yeah, unique to Donald Trump's rally.
So, you know, you had tens of thousands of people attending the event there, as well as, like, lined up outside, wanting to get in, not able to attend.
You're going to hear, like, a variety of different numbers from everybody about how many people it actually was.
I think some of the speakers say it was like...
200,000 people wanted to come in and only 20,000 could.
Anyway, it was a full house.
I feel in some ways, too, it's even more people are more energized.
And I think that if you are participating wholly in Trump land nowadays, you are all in the rhetoric.
Would you say they're garbage?
Because I would.
Floating garbage?
No, they probably don't.
Well, they might float.
We can see.
Okay, after this break, we're going to dive right in into the stuff that everybody's heard about, but then we're going to get into some things that, you know, have been sort of skipped over in other areas of the media that I'm excited to share with you all.
So you don't have to watch six hours of a Trump rally.
That was never a possibility, so...
I don't know why you even said that.
No one would ever watch six hours of a Trump rally.
Just me.
No one in their right mind.
Now which one of us had an accident...
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So it started off, and we're not going to talk about the prayer that kicks us off, but I do want to note that the person who is leading the opening for this all is Tiffany Justice, who is the co-founder for Moms for Liberty.
And she has come out in the media saying...
She would gladly accept any sort of position with the administration if it was offered to her.
There are some people that are thinking she might be on the shortlist for Secretary of Education, which is very concerning.
This is someone that I don't think we want anywhere near making decisions about the education system, the public education system in the United States.
So, skipping over her prayer, because who cares?
We're going to talk about Tony Hinchcliffe first.
Okay.
He kicked off the entire rally.
Oh, boy.
Set the tone.
So, Tony Hinchcliffe is a roast comedian.
He considers, like, Jeff Ross his mentor.
Cool.
He's a big roast comedian.
He's, like, written a lot of roasts for celebrities.
I guess he was behind Martha Stewart's monologues for Justin Bieber, the roast for him and somebody else.
I fucking hate roasts so much.
Gotta hate roasts.
And he was, like, he was really popular after the roast for Tom Brady that was on Netflix.
A lot of people said that he, you know, he was super funny for that, etc., etc.
He's the next piece of shit.
Yeah, pretty much.
And he's the host of the Kill Tony podcast, which I don't know what it is exactly, except that it's comedians come on.
I think they take turns, like, trying to trade insults at each other.
So his set, quote unquote, was full of a lot of stuff.
So I'm just going to be shouting out timestamps at you and we're going to be going through some of these things.
Some of the stuff you've heard.
You're going to have to shout them right here.
Yeah.
Some of the stuff you've heard and some of it are some like little hidden gems that I'm including too.
So we're going to start at 1422.
I'm suing you for saying that.
I'm skipping over the national anthem.
You're welcome.
There's serious stuff happening, people.
I, uh, I live in the great state of Texas now.
Uh, 18 years in Ohio, 20 years in California, and I got to see California turn to absolute horrendous, horrendous thing.
And traveling the world, I got to see San Francisco turn into one of the most demented cities, one of the greatest downfalls I've ever seen.
And that is where the other candidate worked for two decades.
It's absolutely wild to see.
And in Texas, stuff is really, really crazy.
We're right there by a wide open border.
Where are my proud Latinos at tonight?
You guys see what I mean?
It's wide open.
There's so many of them.
It's absolutely incredible.
Believe it or not, people, I welcome migrants to the United States of America with open arms.
And by open arms, I mean like this.
He's like waving his arms to stay away.
It's not funny.
Yeah.
It's not a good joke.
Like, I will give a fucking racist asshole their due if they come up with a good joke.
I promise.
Yeah.
It's wild.
And these Latinos, they love making babies, too.
Just know that.
They do.
They do.
There's no pulling out.
They don't do that.
They come inside just like they did to our country.
Republicans of the party with a good sense of humor.
All right.
Three speeches under attack, people.
I host a show, and each week I get updates what words we're allowed to use and not use anymore.
It's happening right now the past few years.
What the fuck are you talking about, you fucking clown?
Yeah.
I'm sure you do, dude.
I'm sure you're very careful.
Nobody cares about your stupid show.
You say whatever the fuck you want.
Free speech is not under attack, asshole.
You're speaking at a rally for possibly the next president of the United States.
When will you stop being a victim?
When can you admit you are not silenced?
Like, at what moment?
Literally speaking to a cheering crowd of 20,000 fascists who are about to be a part of possibly the next fascist dictatorship.
When are you not the victim anymore?
Let's go to 1616.
Can I put it on higher speed or do I have to watch it at this normal life speed?
For the sake of our audience.
It is absolutely wild times.
It really, really is.
And, uh...
You know, there's a lot going on.
Like, I don't know if you guys know this, but there's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now.
Yeah.
I think it's called Puerto Rico.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
We're getting there.
Again, normally I don't follow the national anthem, everybody.
I do want to note, some people have come out and shared with the media that he workshopped that the night before at a comedy club, and nobody laughed there.
And then he said, well, I'm sharing it with Republicans, so I hope it goes better tomorrow.
Yeah.
Wow.
And it didn't.
Surprisingly, even a lot of people in that audience were like, uh...
Yeah, it's interesting because the way microphones work, you can't hear as much of the audience as I think he's hearing.
But he definitely reacted like it was- Like it bombed.
Yeah, it'd be interesting if we had more of the audience.
But also didn't entirely bomb.
Yeah, and I've also seen conflicting reports on like, he ran everything by the campaign- So I did see that as well.
I believe he did because there were some things that he incorporated the C-word and they said no.
Yeah, he was going to try to call Kamala the C-word and they're like, well, no.
Implying that everything else made the cut.
Right.
And then they tried to say like, well, it was ad-libbed.
Some of this was ad-libbed.
No, that was a joke he workshopped the night before.
I sincerely doubt that was ad-libbed.
Yeah, I mean, you could, I suppose one could still argue it wasn't in his written, whatever.
But yeah, like, I doubt it.
I think they saw that that was having an actual damaging effect politically, I hope.
And we're trying to get around it.
And then what happened, you know what happened after that?
Biden said something entirely reasonable that like, oh, the only people as garbage is the people supporting that kind of thing, which is, yeah, 100% accurate, accurate thing.
And then literally all the news is headlines about like, wow, Biden's comment is really putting Kamala in a tough spot.
Yeah.
Every fucking thing.
I know my algorithm is a little ruined, but like literally that's the news.
It's mine too.
And Trump riding in a garbage truck.
That's been my news all day today.
Yeah.
And somebody had a good line, which was like, it sure is weird how much we're judging Kamala for what Biden said and not judging Trump for what Trump said.
Yeah.
Like, nobody fucking cares.
We're still doing this.
Yeah.
We're still doing this.
Wow.
Biden said a thing.
Wow.
Basket of deplorables.
Sure, man.
They are, though.
They are fucking trash.
That's the thing.
It's accurate.
I'll own it.
Here's kind of a little bit of an example of it, of something that didn't bomb as much if you go to 1701.
So many great athletes.
I don't know about you guys, but I think that Travis Kelsey might be the next OJ Simpson.
I saw that one.
What?
Feels good in here.
The other side's got a lot of crazy endorsements.
Swift, Eminem, Leo DiCaprio, Beyonce.
Every day the Democratic Party looks more and more like a P. Diddy party.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Okay, that's what you guys want.
All right.
Heck yeah.
That's a cool black guy with a thing on his head.
What the hell is that?
A lampshade?
Look at this guy.
Oh my goodness.
Wow.
I'm just kidding.
That's one of my buddies.
He had a Halloween party last night.
We had fun.
We carved watermelons together.
It was awesome.
This is a groany little morning crowd, huh?
It's tough to follow this audition for the next Commissioner Gordon's over here.
So let's recap really fast what happened there.
Travis Kelsey is the next O.J. Simpson, implying that he's going to murder Taylor Swift.
Yeah, that joke doesn't—it's not a joke.
No.
It doesn't work, man.
The bit we just missed, I guess, was the left has great athletes, I think, right?
Yeah.
Oh, like Travis Kelsey, he might be the next OJ Simpson.
There's no level on which that works.
Like they both play football, I guess.
But one's a tight end.
One's a running back.
It doesn't make sense.
Blonde partners.
I guess.
But like that doesn't that also doesn't make sense.
The only thing you're saying is I hope that this person gets murdered.
That's all you're saying.
Yeah.
You can say that if you want, but it's not a joke.
You don't get to pretend.
That's the reason I'm making a big deal about this.
It's not that I'm just here to judge the comedy.
Maybe I should have made that clear.
This kind of amoral piece of shit.
At best, he's amoral.
At best, he's amoral.
More likely, he's just a right-wing piece of shit.
And I'm sure you have his quotes of like, hey, it's jokes.
Jokes, man.
Humor.
People don't take a joke anymore.
Stop with it getting offended.
They aren't jokes.
If you get up there and just say, I hope that Taylor Swift's male partner murders her, There's not a punchline.
And so, therefore, when people say, I have a problem with that, you fucking asshole, you don't get to say, oh, you can't take a joke.
It wasn't a joke!
There's nothing about that that's even the structure of a joke.
Yeah.
And then I thought it was rich that the Democratic Party's looking like a P. Diddy party.
So rich.
So rich coming from the folks that are in that crowd.
Yeah.
Incredible.
Describes a bunch of people who like weren't involved with that, you know, like aren't to my knowledge, like actually, and then, you know, is using that as a tool to say the left is more a part of that when Trump fucking owns Epstein's jet?
Like, come on.
Yeah.
And especially like this week with multiple women, additional women, new women coming out and saying how Trump assaulted them, groped them and the involvement of Jeffrey Epstein during those incidents.
Yeah.
There's I think there were literally three different women just this week that came out.
I think AOC put it better if you want to look at AOC's clips, but the floating, you know, island garbage is just, obviously it's racist and horrible and a lot of the reason Puerto Rico is in a bad way is just because of us and our government not granting it statehood and not helping it in the way that we should.
And so the fact that Puerto Rico has taken some damage and perhaps not recovered well enough is our fault.
That's not funny.
It's our fault.
And once again, there is no inspired joke there.
Wow, there's a floating thing of garbage.
Are you talking about the Great Pacific Garbage Patch?
I think so.
What is that reference?
Yeah, that is a thing that exists.
Does that have any current relevance?
Is it like he's not even doing jokes right?
Fucking stupid.
And then the watermelon comment.
I did see that in some places.
So terrible.
Horrible.
The Puerto Rico comment did lead to Bad Bunny endorsing Kamala Harris and not that Puerto Ricans are able to vote, which is also really disappointing and awful for president.
Don't they vote in some way?
I think they vote for their governor and local, but I don't think they're allowed to vote for any of the national.
That's right, yeah.
For some reason, I thought they don't get like a couple electoral votes or something.
I thought there was something like that.
Who am I thinking of?
D.C. Is that D.C.? Mm-hmm.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I mean, it's horrible.
Yeah.
They're treated like crap by our government.
They aren't given the funding they need.
They can't be independent.
Nope.
And they don't get any voice in that government, really.
And then they have paper towels thrown at them.
And then they get to take jokes from fuckheads like this.
Yeah.
So ridiculous.
What a...
Fucking shit-stain this guy.
This is the most worthless trash human.
I'm sorry, like, in some ways this guy is worse than anyone.
He's over here pretending like it's just about humor, making things that are not jokes.
Referencing a racist trope is not a joke.
Yeah.
The only punchline is racism.
The only, and I mean this not as a prude.
I mean this as literally someone who tries to tell jokes.
I would hope that in the year 2024, people would realize this by now.
There is such a thing as people making racist jokes and laughing at them.
And so in a sense, you could say like, wow, you made a joke and you made some laugh.
You know racist tropes and you inserted it awkwardly into something that wasn't even really natural.
It doesn't belong.
Mm-hmm.
And he goes on 1820 to talk about Israel-Palestine.
He's not going to mess this one up.
Goes on 1820?
Goes on to 1820.
Oh, I thought that was like one of their podcasts.
No, no.
Back when things were good in 1820.
I wouldn't be surprised that would fit.
Donald Trump specifically says 1890 because he doesn't want to be tied to slavery and the Civil War.
Everything that he talks about is 1890.
What's happening right now?
It is incredible.
Ukraine versus Russia, Israel.
It's like bad soccer games.
Who even cares?
What are we doing?
Why is our money involved in these wars?
Oh, okay.
You want to keep funding Israel?
Stop funding Israel.
Fucking A, buddy!
When it comes to Israel and Palestine, we're all thinking the same thing.
Settle your stuff already.
Best out of three.
Rock, paper, scissors.
You know the Palestinians are going to throw rock every time.
But you also know the Jews have a hard time throwing that paper.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, we're having fun now.
We're cooking.
Oh, my God.
It's so bad.
It's so bad.
And, you know, I, man, I watched Glenn Beck for a second after this because I was like, well, I wanted to know kind of what the right wing was saying about this stuff after the fact.
And, you know, like a lot of right wing politicians came out after the fact, disavowing a lot of what Tony Hinchcliffe was saying and saying, like, you know, this is not what our party stands for, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, it is, but yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
It is, though.
Glenn Beck was saying, well, you know, like, he's a roast comedian.
What did you expect?
Yeah!
You brought him on, and he's a roaster.
That's what he does.
He's a roast!
Jokes!
Yeah!
However, why wasn't he roasting the people that were at the rally?
Isn't that part of like the roast comedian isn't going to be roasting random marginalized groups of people?
Usually they are brought on to or even like insult comedy, right?
Like you're brought on to go after, you know, members of the audience or the town that you're in or the event itself or the host.
Or someone that's allegedly volunteering for the target.
For entertainment value, right?
Not Palestinians that are being killed at astronomical rates that have lost their homes.
Like what is happening here?
This is not roast comedy.
This is evil.
Yeah.
You know who needs to be taken down a peg?
The people who are being genocided.
They're just too uppity right now.
Yeah.
But you know, we're going to put Tony Hinchcliffe in his place a little bit.
Go to 2330.
Jesus.
This is the last one with him.
The worst delivery, too.
I know!
There's nothing about this.
It's so boring.
The only thing this guy is is a right-wing piece of trash.
There's no skill.
There's no talent.
This is low effort.
But censorship is amongst us people.
It's a very, very, very big deal.
And I'm just here to say that you guys are for the right candidate.
Tell your friends.
Let's close it out.
And...
Let's make speech free again.
Make America healthy again.
Let's beat the team from California.
The team from New York should beat the team from California, not only in this election, but in the World Series of Baseball, America's sport.
I love you, New York.
God bless New York.
God bless America.
Let's make it great again.
I love you.
Thank you.
Welcome.
I had to include that because of what happened tonight.
While very few people can, I'm sure, take pride in the Dodgers' win, maybe it'll be more because of this asshole.
Thank you for that.
Yeah.
Yeah, but this guy fucking sucks.
What a right-wing piece of trash.
I'm so tired of these cowards.
Clearly, you're just a right-wing piece of shit.
Like, okay, I didn't know anything about this guy.
Based on his response...
I thought he was gonna go the more oh-ha-ha route, like, yeah, I'm right-wing, but oh-ha-ha.
But he's just a Trumper, like, he's just a MAGA person.
So why do the part where you're complaining about people complaining about your jokes just be like, no, I believe all that, though?
Right.
You know, like, they still don't have the guts to do it.
And honestly, I guess it'll be scarier when they do.
But we're not far from that.
But I don't understand why he doesn't have the guts to just do that.
You're saying the things you believe.
You're not making jokes.
You're saying the things you believe.
That's just what it is.
Fucking own it, loser.
Yeah, I mean, maybe he's concerned about not being able to do comedy central roasts anymore or something.
Yeah, good luck.
We're not going to spend a lot of time on this next person, but I do just want to include a clip because he is a WTW recurring character.
Oh, we're already to this guy?
Awesome.
Yeah, so go ahead to 2915.
Oh, yes.
Can anyone?
Alright, trivia time.
Let me know if you recognize his voice, folks.
Can you guys recognize WTW Royalty?
The art world didn't like me because I like God, girls, and guns.
No, your art sucks.
The art world didn't like me because I refused to succumb to the America-hating isms of their agenda.
And they said I'd never make it in their world.
Fast forward 35 years, I'm standing on the greatest stage in the world.
In the greatest city in the world.
In the greatest country in the world.
And I'm opening up for the greatest fucking president in the world!
All right, we can stop there.
Scott Labedo, so our favorite crazy activist artist from Staten Island, New York, who threw pizza at Erica Adams City Hall.
Okay, well, he's right about that.
Yeah, that was fine.
But I do want to give credit to Eric Adams when he was, like, pretending he was vegan or whatever.
And he was like, it could have been at least vegan pizza.
So, you know, that's pretty good.
But he was there because he was going to do a live painting.
Oh, my God.
So people were literally going to watch paint dry.
Great.
Yeah, yeah.
Great chauvinism.
It was America the Beautiful was playing and he was painting a flag and then he reveals it's like mixed media kind of thing.
So he pulls off this piece of paper and it reveals Trump hugging the Empire State Building.
Oh, okay.
Surrounded by the flag.
That's cool.
I want to see it.
Hold on.
Oh, he's doing it.
Yeah.
This is the corniest shit.
Okay.
He's doing a painting.
The people you can tell are on the other side of the stage are like, we can't see it.
The ones like at the easel side.
It's just...
He's doing finger painting.
Wait, where did the Trump part come from?
Oh, he just peeled it down.
Oh, okay.
Wow.
Brilliant.
He fucks it up.
He can't pull it.
Yep, yep.
He has to get more leverage.
Oh, so he peeled off part of the canvas.
I see what you're saying.
Yep.
So he smeared his fucking bullshit paint in roughly red, white, and blue.
There's no artistry there.
I could easily do that.
And it doesn't look like a flag, but it's reminiscent of a flag.
Reminiscent, yeah.
And then he peels some of it down to reveal something that he didn't do, which was a picture of Trump hugging the Empire State Building.
Yep.
Yep.
She didn't paint, so he just put that on his thing already.
That doesn't really count, man.
You didn't really...
Okay.
Yeah.
Mixed media.
Mixed media.
Stuff someone else already did and my stuff.
That's the mix.
Yeah.
We are going to spend some time, though, on this next speaker.
Sid Rosenberg.
Do you recognize that name?
No.
Okay.
So he was a radio host.
He was on the Imus show with Don Imus.
Oh, God.
And some of the really brilliant commentary he brought to the table was he said Venus Williams was an animal and that she and Serena Williams would be better suited for National Geographic magazine than for Playboy.
Oh, my God.
He said that faggots play tennis and that the United States women's national soccer team were a bunch of juiced up dykes.
Wow.
Yeah.
So, do you want to hear what he has to say here?
Yeah, it's so funny.
He's like, oh, I don't know this speaker at the rally.
Oh, well, here's the list of the most horrible, fucked up, racist, sexist, homophobic stuff that he said and somehow still makes a living.
I don't...
He was let go from the I'm His show.
Right.
Surprisingly.
But he's doing fine.
Yeah, but he's doing fine.
He still has other jobs.
They still do fine.
Their complaint is that they want people to like what they're saying.
Yes.
I know we say it so often.
Oh, free speech.
Well, it's also free speech to not fucking listen to you.
It's free speech to, if you own a radio station, to kick you the fuck off of it.
What you want is just everyone to love you and what you're saying.
That's what you want.
And hey, we all want that.
We all want everyone to love us and what we're saying.
Stop pretending it's some principle free speech fucking thing!
God, anyway.
What does he have to say?
I just got back from Israel about two weeks ago.
Yay, the genocide-y people that are killing people.
They love Trump in Israel, just so you know they love him.
Oh, this is a good message, yeah.
They love him and Bibi, they love them both.
I'm in Israel and had the opportunity to break the Yom Kippur fast with Bibi Netanyahu.
What an amazing night that was.
Cried with Israelis in the streets.
They listen to me from Jerusalem.
They really do this like all of you listen to me.
All of you.
I get back and they go sit.
You want to speak at this MSG thing?
I go, sure.
Out of character for me to speak at a Nazi rally.
I was just in Israel, but I took the gig.
She is some sick bastard, that Hillary Clinton, huh?
What a sick son of a bitch.
What?
The whole fucking party, a bunch of degenerates.
Low lives, Jew haters and low lives.
Jew haters and low lives?
Every one of them.
What?
Every one of them.
Look at my city.
Look at my city.
Yes, this building is beautiful.
You're all beautiful.
Look at you.
But you can't walk outside past about 10 o'clock at night here.
If you're a pretty woman, like my beautiful wife, Danielle, out there somewhere, you get punched across the face just for walking down the street.
Who did that?
Bill de Blasio, Eric Adams, shitty Democrat mayors.
Andrew Cuomo, Kathy Hochul, shitty Democrat governor.
You got homeless and veterans, Americans, Americans, sleeping on their own feces on a bench in Central Park.
But the fucking illegals, they get whatever they want, don't they?
Five-star hotels, cash.
Probably get Yankee Dodger tickets tomorrow night.
What?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Yeah.
My favorite thing was, like, he tried that Nazi joke.
It didn't work.
And so then he had to say something horrible about Hillary Clinton, who has nothing to do with anything.
Yeah, yeah.
To try and, like, get them back on his side.
Like, ugh, God.
They don't exactly know how to react to it because some of them are Nazis.
Yeah, yeah.
Some of them, probably, I'll be honest, most of them don't think they're Nazis.
They don't.
I'm sure a few of them do.
This is New York.
Most of them don't feel like they're Nazis.
But they also, like, I don't think they have that reaction of, of course this isn't a Nazi rally.
Like, in order for that joke to work, it would need to be so obviously not a Nazi rally.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That it would be absurd to even think of it as a Nazi rally.
The mixed reaction is like, I don't know, isn't this a Nazi rally?
I think it is a Nazi rally.
I think that's what's going on.
They're like, it's not a Nazi rally.
Oh boy.
But it's actually, it's great that you included that because if and when I can get to it on the 1939 rally, very similar dynamics in a weird way.
Interesting.
Obviously they would never let a Jewish person speak at it.
So it's not like it's, we're not, things aren't identical to things, but like the rhetoric is very interestingly similar in places I can't wait to get to.
All right, I'm not going to tell you who this next person is.
I'm just going to say start at 4501.
We are so not far enough into this.
Gentlemen, please welcome to the stage attorney and senior advisor to President Donald J. Trump, Alina Haba.
Oh, Alina!
Oh, God, yes, he's the best.
All I do is win, win, win.
I can never get enough.
And every time I jump up in the building, everybody's hands go up.
And they stay there!
And they say yeah And they say yeah Cause all I do is win Alright Has she ever won?
Ever?
That's the funniest thing in the world.
I almost think it's charmingly funny.
She's singing along the entire time.
She's having a great time dancing.
I want to ask ChatGPT.
I don't know, somebody.
Has she ever won?
Has Alina...
She was threatened with jail time.
You remember that?
Of her ever won for Trump.
So Alina Habba, Trump's lawyer, has risen to prominence lately.
The last, I want to say, three and a half years, she's been kind of like the shining star for him.
Her parents were immigrants, by the way.
So just want to point that out.
There's a lot of that.
There are, and I've been writing them down as they go.
There is a lot of that.
I do want to share, as I was doing some Alina Habba...
Research.
I don't think I heard about this when this happened.
I don't know if you did, but there was a legal case that she settled with a former waitress at Trump's golf club in Bedminster.
And the waitress had sued the club saying that she was tricked into a hush money deal.
Her supervisor was sexually harassing her.
And she said that Alina Habba approached her as a concerned friend offering to give her legal advice.
Oh, God.
The waitress didn't know who she was, only having seen her as a member of the club who liked to sing at the club's party nights.
Alina Habba convinced her to drop her lawyer and hire her instead and then advised her to accept the hush money deal and keep the story out of the news.
Later, the waitress found out that she was going to owe a bunch of taxes and she reached out to Alina Habba and Alina Habba said, I can't technically give you legal advice.
That's the problem.
But wait, you just hired her as your lawyer?
Very confusing.
So Alina Habba wasn't included in the golf club settlement with this waitress.
And then Alina Habba had to go and seek a separate settlement with her because what she did was incredibly unethical.
Like Bianco, the waitress, had no idea that Alina Habba was affiliated with Trump, that would be representing Trump.
Three weeks after she signed, after the waitress signed the deal with the club, Habba came out and joined the legal team for Trump against Summer Zervos.
It seems like what they call a conflict of interest.
Yeah, yeah.
And so the waitress came out, Bianca came out and said, the timing could not be more definitive.
She silenced me in order to be in Trump's good graces.
She is evil.
She does the devil's work for free.
She acted as a caring guide in my life.
She acted like she could help me only to then completely ghost me and use me for her own success.
Incredible.
She's also been assessed an awful lot of penalties and legal fees.
Yeah, yeah.
A million dollars, right?
A million dollars, yeah, in one.
She doesn't win.
All I do is...
That is so funny.
That is so funny.
It's like unbelievably funny.
Like, at the very least, yeah, hype yourself up.
Pick a song that just doesn't mention your record.
Yeah.
You don't have to say all I do is lose, which is the truth.
At least find a song that's just general hype, not specifically all I do is win.
All I do is win.
All I do is win.
But that's such an example of how much nobody here cares about truth.
They just really don't.
They really don't.
Yeah, and I mean, she is all about the rhetoric and the tone of delivery.
If you go to 4620, we can hear some of the things that she has to say.
These people are desperate For you to be offended Hillary Clinton There you go hell What?
Why would that trigger Hillary Clinton?
Why would she be watching it?
What is the connection?
They are so obsessed with Hillary Clinton.
The world first got to know me on the courtroom steps right here in New York City.
And I lost.
And they thought they could take the greatest president down through lawfare, with lawsuits, fake charges, raids, and endless investigations.
They thought so.
It's okay.
They thought they could crush the man who built this city skyline.
But they underestimated how hard President Trump would fight!
Fight!
Fight!
Fucking dork.
This rally has rattled some of my favorite swamp creatures.
Hey, guys.
They're now scrambling and trying to call us Nazis and fascists.
And claiming...
Yeah.
And you know what they're claiming, guys?
It's scary.
They're claiming we're going to go after them and try and put them in jail.
Well, ain't that rich?
Kamala, you want to talk about a fascist?
No one has ever voted for you to become the Democrat nominee.
Delegates did.
Yeah.
You see, I believe in something called the Constitution.
Hold on, Alina.
Maybe there's a reason you're not winning anything.
Do you think the Constitution talks about primaries and how they should work?
Right, right.
Or was the Constitution largely written before we even had parties, actually?
Because George Washington famously was against them.
George Washington just had to, yeah.
It doesn't actually tell us that you need to do certain things in primaries.
Even if it did, I don't think the Constitution would say, once you are the nominee, you are forbidden from leaving.
You cannot not.
There's no excuse.
You have to run.
You are constitutionally bound to running.
That's just how it is.
It's fucking nonsense.
You fucking idiot.
Yeah.
Multiple people during this six-hour rally reiterate that.
That is something that's one of their talking points, and a lot of them want to make sure that they're saying it, too.
Yeah, it's just that it makes sense for them to be doing that because it's like, oh, yeah, Trump's a threat to democracy.
Kamala somehow stole the nomination.
It's like, How should it have worked?
Yeah.
If the guy steps down.
It's their ticket.
Either A, he shouldn't be allowed to step down.
That seems impossible.
What if he dies?
What if he gets sick?
Or B, if he steps down, what process should have to happen in your mind?
And by the way, who should be in charge of that?
Should it be fucking you or the Constitution or God?
Or it should just be however the fucking party works, because that's how it works.
The party decides that.
That's what the party is.
That's why it's a party.
They do that.
They decide that.
Yeah.
That's how it works.
And she purposely mispronounces Kamala's name.
Kamala's name, Kamala.
Yeah.
She mispronounces it throughout her entire speech.
I will say, like, that's kind of hit and miss with a lot of speakers.
Some of them actually say it correctly.
Some of them say it, like, horribly wrong.
But she, I can tell, purposefully is doing it.
If you go to 50-22, she's going to start getting into our man, Tim.
Don't you dare go for Tim.
Don't get me started on my boy, Tampon, too.
Not your boy.
You know, Timmy, in the words of your wife, we are ready to turn the page on your indoctrination of our children.
Your tampons in boys' bathrooms.
Your deadly fentanyl pouring into our country through your wide open borders.
Sorry, the what?
The Minnesota border?
Is it coming through there?
Is that where?
Okay.
This crippling, hard-working American people.
What a soulless person.
He claims to champion women, yet he pushes policies that underwomen every single woman here.
What?
By the way, they can't even define what the hell a woman is.
You can't even say the sentence that you just tried to say.
Get the hell out of here.
Oh, God, so good.
I still am laughing at all I do is win.
That is just hands down the funniest fucking thing.
She's lost every time.
Yeah, when I got to that part in the rally, I just was laughing out loud to myself and I was like, I can't wait.
I can't wait to tell you.
Yeah, I mean, it's like all these things that are just, they're false.
Like, if anyone has done any amount of research or listened to WTW, you know that those things are inaccurate, false, misleading, also who cares, irrelevant.
And it's this thing where, like, you can speak to, honestly, like, people who are uninformed and they just have to hear the rhetoric and they'll go with it.
And I don't know how to combat that, you know?
It's just, yeah, those talking points really, really, really seep in, and I don't really know what to do about that.
I've talked about it before, but it really is, when you look at any sort of conspiracy theorists or, like, flat earthers or any of those groups, nobody is incentivized to check each other's bullshit.
Yeah.
You know, like, that's what's going on in this situation.
No, but who in this group of idiots is incentivized to be like, hmm, that was a bit of an exaggeration.
Like, nobody.
They're all incentivized to cheer like fucking idiots.
Mm-hmm.
And root for everything as long as you both agree on the main thing.
Like as long as you agree on flat Earth, it doesn't matter if you think that Earth is a potato chip or it's a projection up there or if the other planets are actually – even though that's all contradictory and it's all nonsense, none of that matters as long as you believe that the Earth is flat and there's the conspiracy of scientists to keep it that way, to keep it from you.
To keep it from you.
Then you're part of the club.
And that's how these kinds of cults work.
And this is a cult.
And as long as they sense you are for them in that broad sense, you're for Trump in that broad sense, nobody is going to fact check each other on anything.
Doesn't matter.
We are going to right this ship.
In nine days, you'll make the choice for an America that works for we the people, not the powerful!
Really?
Not the powerful.
It's we the people like Donald Trump, Elon Musk, J.D. Vance.
Yeah, one of the Kennedys.
Fucking, oh my god.
So Nancy, it's time to sell your stocks.
What?
Take the cabal packing!
The Clintons and Obamas can get out of our White House because America has had enough with you all!
Bye now!
Bye now!
Who do you think is president right now?
In nine days, it's your turn to cast a vote for the man who's been in the trenches with you.
The man who gets back up every time they try to knock him down.
They thought they could break us.
They thought they could scare us.
They thought they could jail us.
And they thought they could kill him.
But they don't know.
What doesn't break you makes you stronger.
God, that is so good.
I just, the Obamas and the Clintons, get out of the White House!
Yeah.
I agree.
They shouldn't be currently occupying the White House.
Maybe they can visit.
And take the cabal packing.
That doesn't make sense.
Sell your stocks is amazing.
What?
These people are so fucking dumb.
She might just be dumb.
I mean, a lot of them are dumb.
I don't want to fixate on a woman unfairly.
That artist is fucking dumb.
That comedian is fucking dumb.
They're dumb.
They're all dumb.
There are some that aren't.
I don't want to say they all are.
I think Ramaswamy, I think there are people who are cynical and evil.
Yeah, there are people who are cynical and evil and they either don't believe it at all and are just using it or they do believe it a little and they're smarter about it.
I think this person might just be dumb.
I really do.
Sell your stock.
What would that possibly mean?
I'm putting on a MAGA hat.
I'm joining your universe right now.
I'm in there in that rally with you, Alina.
Except you said, Nancy, sell your stock.
Pretend I've got everything.
I've got the truck nuts and the MAGA, whatever.
And we've divorced.
And we've divorced.
What does that mean?
To me, that would tell me that the Trump economy is going to suck.
So better sell your stocks before they bomb.
Yeah, that's one interpretation.
But that doesn't make sense.
In this scenario, I'm with her.
I'm like, yeah, Alina, I love you.
What did you just fucking say?
I want to cheer for it, but why would...
Why would she have to sell her stocks?
Why would that be a thing she should do?
I mean, yeah, to your point, are we saying the economy is going to crash?
Because then it's probably a good idea to sell her stocks in that case.
Are you saying that if she's no longer in the House because of like the election?
She's not allowed to have her stock?
Yes, that would imply you're only allowed to own stock if you're in the house.
That can't be the rule.
That can't be it, Alina.
That can't be how it works.
I think all it is is some bare-bones reference to like, oh, vaguely there's some sort of corruption-y thingy with her and stocks.
It's references.
It's the thing that you hate the most when people just do references.
I hate it when people do it right.
Yeah, I know.
This is just...
This is nothing.
You're going to have to sell your stock.
So wait, are you saying you support should members of Congress and should politicians have to sell individual stock?
Does that actually agree?
Is that what you mean, Alina Habba?
Because I don't think that's what you mean.
Because you're on the side that likes to have the corruption and benefiting from insuri trading and all that.
And sure, some of us on the left, some of our members of Congress, like Nancy Pelosi, they also do.
I would be in support of no member of Congress and no justice and no president, no anybody owning individual stocks.
They should have to be invested in a broad swath of the economy like a normal kind of fucking retirement account or whatever.
And that would be great.
I agree with you on that.
So there is no possible interpretation of what you're saying that is what you mean because I know you don't mean those things.
Like you don't mean any of those things.
So what the fuck are you talking about?
Yeah.
And we're going to cut it off there for this first part.
So, I mean, definitely we bit off a little more than we could chew here.
I mean, it's a six-hour rally, so...
And the problem...
Here's the problem.
Lydia already watched it.
And so you can't unwatch it.
I checked.
There's no way to unwatch something.
Unfortunately, no.
Yeah.
But I'm thinking...
We're going to get these out.
Thanks for listening to this, everybody.
We're going to get these parts out right away.
Hopefully you have time to listen.
But, you know, people are busy.
I'm realizing, look, if...
Trump wins.
This is important because it's important.
We've got to know which Nazis are who and which ones are running things.
If he loses, then it can just be funny.
Yeah.
So it does work.
I was all panicked about, like, can we get this out in time for the election?
But I think either eventuality works, you know?
Like, it's important either way.
But we are going to try to complete this rally before election time.
And anyone who is such a big fan of our show that they listen right away...
They will be able to hear it all before, well, certainly before the election's over.
But that's part one.
We're going to get part two out to you right away.
There's plenty more crazy where that came from.
Part two has the best character of all.
We have not even gotten to a guy who just like, I wouldn't call it fraud per se, but just like kind of lied his way up to the stage.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's in part two or maybe three.
I actually don't remember.
It's going to be part two.
Part two.
Yeah.
Lydia's got the facts.
I don't sweat the details.
Yeah.
So there's so much to come.
It's a lot of fun.
And I also have a lot prepared for after, but we'll see if we get to that.
It's okay.
I didn't watch a whole Trump rally, so I'm not as heartbroken if I don't get to my stuff.
But the comparisons to the 1939 rally are interesting.
All right.
Well, we're all sweating over here and stressing about the election, but we're going to get this out.
And thanks for listening.
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