Whatever Podcast - Brian DEBATES Feminist! Single Mom CELlBATE 10 Years? Open Marriage? Woman Pastor? | Dating Talk 285
Aired: 2026-03-09
Duration: 07:04:51


=== Chloe's Legal Studies Journey (05:32) ===

[00:00:23]  Welcome to the Whatever Dating Talk podcast where we try to make sense of the modern dating hellscape.
[00:00:28]  I'm your host, Brian Atlas.
[00:00:30]  We're going to just jump right in.
[00:00:31]  Go ahead and introduce yourself.
[00:00:33]  Hi, I'm Chloe Yummy.
[00:00:36]  I'm 19 and I do OnlyFans, Instagram, and Twitch streaming.
[00:00:43]  All right.
[00:00:44]  Where are you from?
[00:00:45]  I'm from Tennessee.
[00:00:47]  Tennessee.
[00:00:49]  All right.
[00:00:49]  Like born there, grew up there?
[00:00:51]  Yeah.
[00:00:52]  Okay.
[00:00:53]  And any college?
[00:00:55]  No college.
[00:00:56]  I just have a high school diploma.
[00:00:59]  Okay.
[00:01:00]  What about you?
[00:01:01]  My name's Gabrielle.
[00:01:03]  I currently reside in Newport Beach.
[00:01:06]  I'm from the Central Valley.
[00:01:08]  I'm 25 years old.
[00:01:11]  I went to Fresno State, graduated in 22 with my bachelor's in Brian's favorite psychology.
[00:01:18]  From where?
[00:01:18]  Fresno State.
[00:01:19]  Fresno State.
[00:01:22]  And then occupation.
[00:01:25]  Oh, yeah, occupation.
[00:01:27]  Then we'll get to that.
[00:01:28]  I'm a model, high-fashion model.
[00:01:32]  My day job is serving Anna Barissa.
[00:01:36]  Okay.
[00:01:36]  So I have separate now.
[00:01:38]  About the psychology thing.
[00:01:44]  Nathan.
[00:01:47]  About the psychology thing.
[00:01:49]  When did you graduate?
[00:01:51]  22.
[00:01:52]  2022.
[00:01:53]  Yeah.
[00:01:54]  You got your bachelor's, you said?
[00:01:55]  Yeah, and I also got my certificate in serving at-risk youth.
[00:01:59]  Certificate of what?
[00:02:01]  Serving at-risk youth.
[00:02:02]  So like former foster youth.
[00:02:04]  Like serving them alcohol or?
[00:02:06]  No.
[00:02:08]  Just kind of like mentorship, guiding former foster and former homeless youth.
[00:02:14]  Okay.
[00:02:17]  Have you been using your psychology degree for your career at all?
[00:02:21]  No, I think that it benefited me personally.
[00:02:24]  I don't think it benefited me career-wise.
[00:02:29]  Did not benefit you career-wise.
[00:02:31]  Okay.
[00:02:31]  If I wanted to further it, I probably.
[00:02:34]  Can you recall anything that you learned?
[00:02:37]  I mean, yeah, I recall a lot, but it's like nothing.
[00:02:40]  It's all personal.
[00:02:42]  It's like I learned a lot about like my own personal self and I healed a lot from learning.
[00:02:50]  Okay.
[00:02:51]  Is there anything that you could relay to us?
[00:02:55]  Is everything okay, Nathan?
[00:02:59]  Is there anything that you could relate to us that you learned?
[00:03:03]  Probably nothing that you don't already know.
[00:03:06]  Okay.
[00:03:07]  What about you?
[00:03:08]  My name is Nicole.
[00:03:09]  I'm from Mesa, Arizona.
[00:03:11]  I'm 27, and I got a master's in legal studies, but I'm currently on the job market.
[00:03:18]  And what was, oh, I went to ASU.
[00:03:21]  Okay.
[00:03:24]  And you have for education?
[00:03:27]  Oh, yes.
[00:03:28]  So I got my undergrad in sustainability and my master's in legal studies.
[00:03:33]  What is sustainability?
[00:03:35]  So I kind of regret choosing that.
[00:03:38]  I originally went for physics, but I decided to change personal reasons.
[00:03:45]  But essentially, I was working on system dynamics and city planning.
[00:03:50]  And then when I got into my legal studies program, I was more involved in like the criminal law, et cetera.
[00:03:56]  Are you planning to become an attorney?
[00:03:58]  No.
[00:04:00]  But so you have a degree in a master's in legal studies.
[00:04:05]  Right.
[00:04:06]  Okay.
[00:04:06]  And I guess what is the application?
[00:04:12]  Yeah.
[00:04:12]  So it was a lot different.
[00:04:13]  I didn't have to take an LSAT or anything like that.
[00:04:16]  I just had to write an essay and then do the application fee.
[00:04:21]  And I originally was going to go for environmental law, but then decided to change a little bit on because you can do an emphasis in the MLS program.
[00:04:32]  And so a lot of people come and be paralegals after that and deal with HR.
[00:04:36]  So I'm kind of wanting to go more along that route and a lot less expensive than going to law school.
[00:04:43]  Okay.
[00:04:43]  But yeah.
[00:04:44]  So are you considering like ever down the road becoming an attorney?
[00:04:48]  Possibly.
[00:04:49]  Yeah.
[00:04:50]  I know they changed the LSAT a bit ago.
[00:04:52]  I was more committed then, but now as I get older and I want to really weigh my options out, especially with like the commitment of a whole law degree.
[00:05:02]  And I don't know, I want to be a mom and get married.
[00:05:05]  So I don't really like want to get into all that later.
[00:05:08]  When did you graduate?
[00:05:10]  I got it in 2024.
[00:05:13]  2024.
[00:05:14]  Give us one takeaway from your master's of legal studies.
[00:05:20]  Yeah.
[00:05:21]  So for legal studies, I would say answering legal issues and how to analyze fact patterns and understand how the rules of evidence work, how the rule of law works, how to apply it, any like cases as well.
[00:05:38]  I did a lot of case briefs, and the main thing I guess they call it thinking like a lawyer, but it's separating between the emotional and logical state.
[00:05:48]  Because when you're a lawyer and you're dealing with a lot of sensitive topics, you kind of have to kind of stay, you know, you have to deal with it.

=== Thinking Like a Lawyer (02:46) ===

[00:05:56]  And so that taught me how to deal with a lot of things like that.
[00:06:01]  So, yeah.
[00:06:02]  Got it.
[00:06:03]  What about you?
[00:06:04]  I'm Carrie.
[00:06:05]  I'm 38, and I'm from Massachusetts, born and raised.
[00:06:08]  I'm a pharmacy tech, specifically narcotics, and I never went to college.
[00:06:14]  Okay.
[00:06:15]  And sorry, you're from where?
[00:06:17]  Worcester, Massachusetts.
[00:06:18]  Western Massachusetts.
[00:06:20]  Worcester.
[00:06:21]  Oh, Wister.
[00:06:22]  Worcester.
[00:06:23]  Okay.
[00:06:24]  And you have some body modifications.
[00:06:26]  Is that correct?
[00:06:27]  I do, yeah.
[00:06:27]  I'm a little bit too late.
[00:06:28]  Why don't you give us a list of the body mods?
[00:06:31]  All right.
[00:06:31]  I got fangs.
[00:06:33]  I got a split tongue.
[00:06:34]  Into this camera shot.
[00:06:36]  Okay.
[00:06:36]  You have fangs.
[00:06:37]  I got fangs.
[00:06:39]  I got a split tongue.
[00:06:40]  And I have pointy ears as well.
[00:06:43]  Interesting.
[00:06:43]  Okay.
[00:06:43]  How did they do the pointy ears?
[00:06:46]  I think a scalpel.
[00:06:47]  I don't know.
[00:06:47]  I couldn't exactly see him do it, but I'm pretty sure he just kind of.
[00:06:52]  Okay, I see.
[00:06:53]  And did the tongue hurt?
[00:06:57]  We've had a few women on the show who have had the tongue procedure.
[00:07:04]  It did not hurt getting it done, but healing was quite.
[00:07:07]  I have a kid, too, and I would rather have like six children naturally than get my tongue split again just because healing sucked.
[00:07:15]  Can you do tricks?
[00:07:17]  No, I've gotten lazy.
[00:07:18]  I used to be able to, but like now I can just like, you know, I can just move it around.
[00:07:22]  I can't really do anything fun with it anymore.
[00:07:24]  Okay.
[00:07:25]  What about you?
[00:07:26]  My name's Shantae.
[00:07:27]  I'm 45 from New York.
[00:07:29]  And currently I make non-dairy ice cream and I'm a bartender.
[00:07:34]  All right.
[00:07:34]  And education-wise, I graduated from high school, so I'm continuing Ed, but no formal college.
[00:07:40]  Gotcha.
[00:07:40]  And you used to be a stripper, is that correct?
[00:07:42]  Yeah.
[00:07:43]  And you worked in the corporate world and done all kinds of different things.
[00:07:47]  I've worked in magazines.
[00:07:48]  I've had pretty much every night job imaginable, graphic design work.
[00:07:53]  How long have you lived in New York City?
[00:07:57]  I graduated high school in New York City, so I've been there for a very long time.
[00:08:02]  Did you live the sex in the city life?
[00:08:08]  Sort of.
[00:08:09]  Kind of.
[00:08:09]  Yeah.
[00:08:10]  Sort of.
[00:08:11]  Carrie Bradshaw?
[00:08:12]  In terms of being able to control my own time and not have to abide by certain rules, yeah.
[00:08:18]  Which of the four women from Sex in the City do you most relate to?
[00:08:24]  You strike me, you kind of seem like a bit of a Samantha, to be honest.
[00:08:29]  Yeah, I would go with Samantha.
[00:08:30]  Yeah, even though she wasn't the biggest 304 in the show.
[00:08:35]  She wasn't?
[00:08:36]  No, Charlotte was.
[00:08:38]  Absolutely.
[00:08:39]  Charlotte?
[00:08:40]  Yeah, on the DL.
[00:08:41]  The dark-haired one.

=== Samantha and the Bible (07:44) ===

[00:08:42]  Yeah, the one that came up all prim and proper.
[00:08:44]  She was the biggest.
[00:08:45]  I mean, look, there's a lot of criticize.
[00:08:47]  There's a lot to criticize Charlotte over, but I mean, Samantha was.
[00:08:51]  Hold on, Samantha.
[00:08:52]  She was open about it.
[00:08:53]  No, Samantha was way worse.
[00:08:55]  She had that studly model boyfriend at the very end of the show.
[00:08:59]  Yeah.
[00:08:59]  And then she fucking cheated on the guy in front of him.
[00:09:02]  And this simp, total cuck, he takes her back, and she, like, they go to this party together.
[00:09:10]  She goes up into the penthouse with dude, smashes dude, cries, goes back down.
[00:09:18]  And he.
[00:09:19]  But see, we can see.
[00:09:22]  Anyways, yeah.
[00:09:22]  Yeah, that's crazy.
[00:09:23]  All right.
[00:09:24]  What about you?
[00:09:25]  My name is Olympia.
[00:09:27]  I live in San Diego, California.
[00:09:30]  I'm original from Jalisco, Mexico.
[00:09:34]  Okay.
[00:09:37]  I was a motivational speaker.
[00:09:40]  And now I became a pastor.
[00:09:43]  Okay, and age?
[00:09:45]  46.
[00:09:47]  How long have you been a pastor for?
[00:09:51]  Five years.
[00:09:53]  Five years.
[00:09:54]  Okay.
[00:09:57]  What is the denomination of the church?
[00:10:00]  Actually, I don't have a church.
[00:10:03]  I had the calling as a pastor and apostle.
[00:10:07]  I work, I go preach different places, different states.
[00:10:12]  I get a lot of invitations to preach the word of the Lord.
[00:10:16]  So you evangelize?
[00:10:18]  Yes.
[00:10:18]  Okay.
[00:10:19]  But have you been a pastor at a church at any point?
[00:10:24]  To be honest with you, it's a question that a lot of people make my husband and I. Not in this moment.
[00:10:31]  It's a lot of responsibility.
[00:10:34]  It's a very, very hard work to deal with a lot of people.
[00:10:38]  I can say that, but I love what I do.
[00:10:41]  I love to work for God.
[00:10:43]  I'm very passionate about it.
[00:10:46]  But at any point, had you ever been a pastor at a church?
[00:10:50]  No.
[00:10:50]  Okay.
[00:10:51]  I see.
[00:10:53]  Do you align with a specific denomination of Christianity?
[00:11:00]  It's an expression that Christian people we made that we born again.
[00:11:05]  So I was born in a church, the denomination was Pentecostal, but no, I preach Jesus.
[00:11:15]  But typically, with some Christians, well, not just some Christians, I guess, but with Christians, you'll have Protestants, you'll have Catholics, you'll have Orthodox.
[00:11:25]  Would you consider yourself a Protestant, non-denominational?
[00:11:28]  No, I guess not denominational.
[00:11:31]  Non-denominational.
[00:11:32]  And so do you follow, I assume you follow the Bible, scripture?
[00:11:36]  Yes.
[00:11:38]  I was born in a family that was Catholic, but I'm not Catholic.
[00:11:42]  You're not Catholic?
[00:11:43]  I became Christian.
[00:11:44]  My understanding, and look, I'm not an expert on this particular subject, but I have a few friends who are Christian.
[00:11:54]  My understanding is women cannot be pastors in Christianity.
[00:11:58]  What do you make of that?
[00:12:00]  I don't believe in that.
[00:12:02]  I believe that God choose men and women.
[00:12:06]  It's not in the Bible any verse that women cannot be a pastor.
[00:12:12]  Okay.
[00:12:14]  Well, I think the Catholics and Orthodox folks and certain Protestant branches might have an objection to that.
[00:12:28]  So I do have a biblical passage here that I'd like to read.
[00:12:33]  I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man.
[00:12:37]  Further, there are instructions about women remaining silent in church.
[00:12:41]  So given, would you agree that the Bible is the breathed word of God?
[00:12:48]  Yes.
[00:12:49]  Okay, so can the Bible be incorrect?
[00:12:56]  The people who write the Bible or translate it can be wrong, but I believe that the message, the original message, is not.
[00:13:04]  Well, what is the incorrect translation?
[00:13:08]  It depends.
[00:13:09]  Like right now, for instance, it's a lot of, they say that China, because China is communist and they do not believe in Jesus, they manufacture a lot of Bibles that they do not put exactly what the Bible said.
[00:13:24]  So in that way, you know, those kind of Bibles are wrong because they're not putting exactly what they should.
[00:13:31]  They do that on purpose.
[00:13:33]  So you're saying that because China produces Bibles and because China is not a Christian country, therefore any Bibles produced in China must surely be mistranslations or erroneous or incorrect.
[00:13:51]  But you would acknowledge that there are Bibles produced in the United States and in Mexico and in other countries that, and not just that, but I mean, there's been debate on this particular issue for millennia, for hundreds of years.
[00:14:11]  So I guess what the scripture I referenced, what is the mistranslation?
[00:14:23]  Again, I believe that, in particular, I apologize for my accent.
[00:14:29]  No, it's okay.
[00:14:29]  In my English.
[00:14:30]  It's all right.
[00:14:30]  You're doing good.
[00:14:32]  I believe that China in this moment is not only China, but I'm talking about the Bibles who is made it in China.
[00:14:42]  China do not want Christian people there.
[00:14:46]  They kill people who are Christian.
[00:14:48]  They burn churches in China who are Christians.
[00:14:52]  They do not want the truth.
[00:14:56]  I'm just going to go ahead and completely grant that whatever you say about China is true.
[00:15:02]  But you would have to acknowledge that there are Bibles that are produced outside of China that are faithful to the original meaning when it was written in Aramaic and there are other translations, I guess, into Greek.
[00:15:18]  Again, not a total expert on this.
[00:15:20]  But putting China aside now, though, is your contention that Bibles written, say, in Europe, in Mexico, in the United States, those produced locally, are those also mistranslated?
[00:15:39]  I'm pretty sure that there are some people that maybe they're not 100% truthful.
[00:15:47]  Who's the people?
[00:15:48]  The people producing the Bibles?
[00:15:50]  People who are not, who are against Christianity, people who are not, they do not believe in God.
[00:15:58]  They don't want nothing to do with God.
[00:16:00]  But for the most part, I believe and I have the faith that people would do a good job translating Bibles from the original Aramaic or Hebrew to another languages.
[00:16:20]  Aramaic, I believe.
[00:16:22]  But would you be okay if we can we just Google this?

=== A Pastor Who Travels (06:16) ===

[00:16:27]  Because I'm certainly not an expert on this topic.
[00:16:29]  I mean, you're, are you Christian?
[00:16:31]  I'm Catholic.
[00:16:32]  I was, I was raised Catholic, but I actually was away from the faith for maybe a decade.
[00:16:38]  I've gotten back to it the last year.
[00:16:40]  But you're a legal scholar.
[00:16:43]  To a degree, right?
[00:16:45]  Yeah, I mean, I technically, I have a mind of a master, yeah.
[00:16:48]  And I noticed you nodding your head a little bit while I was going over this.
[00:16:51]  I don't know if you wanted to weigh in or?
[00:16:55]  I mean, a little bit.
[00:16:56]  I know, at least from what I've learned, especially through my brother, he's helped me a lot with the apostolic secession and why women can't be priests.
[00:17:10]  And I don't know the exact scripture that you quoted, because I'm not that great at scripture, I'm going to be honest.
[00:17:18]  But I think it's important when we talk about a woman being silent in the church, it's not that it's trying to demean women or like you can't speak.
[00:17:27]  At least maybe for me, I see it as you're more kind of in like reverence for them and you are like kind of actively in worship.
[00:17:35]  And so you're kind of having that quiet time to reflect.
[00:17:40]  I've also done like veiling as well, but yeah.
[00:17:46]  I don't have that much of an opinion on it because I don't want to stir anything up right now.
[00:17:52]  When I said that I'm a pastor, it's not that I want to be ahead or on top of a man.
[00:18:00]  Or my husband, for instance, he has the same calling of me, pastor and apostle.
[00:18:07]  We just got Jesus in a very unique way differently, but I'm not ahead of him.
[00:18:14]  I'm not, I believe what the Bible said, and he is my husband.
[00:18:21]  He's the head of my family, and I respect him.
[00:18:24]  For instance, to come over here, I would not come here if he was not a great.
[00:18:30]  Okay.
[00:18:31]  Well, I mean, in any case, it sounds like you're not running a church.
[00:18:37]  You don't have a flock.
[00:18:38]  Is that fair to say?
[00:18:40]  Are you a street preacher?
[00:18:42]  Or how do you, when you call yourself a pastor, what is it specifically that you are doing?
[00:18:51]  I preach in the social media, Facebook for the most part, Tuesdays and Thursdays, if you want to follow me.
[00:19:00]  But I preach in Spanish for the Hispanic community for the most part.
[00:19:04]  But I get invitations to go and preach different places, like Texas, LA, different places.
[00:19:15]  And Tijuana, Mexico, because I'm bilingual, so I get a lot of invitations to preach the word.
[00:19:24]  Okay.
[00:19:25]  So basically, I'm a pastor that travels.
[00:19:31]  I'm working, troubling, bringing the gospel.
[00:19:37]  So you don't, there's not one specific church that you are a pastor of, but you have been invited to speak at churches.
[00:19:47]  Is that correct?
[00:19:48]  Yes.
[00:19:48]  Okay.
[00:19:49]  And were those churches varying denominations?
[00:19:56]  No.
[00:19:57]  Can be.
[00:19:59]  Were they episcopal, Presbyterian?
[00:20:02]  Well, I can say that, for instance, like when you mention this branch of Christianity, which is what do you mention besides Catholic?
[00:20:14]  Orthodox.
[00:20:15]  Orthodox, they have different, they're Christian, they believe in Jesus, they believe in the Bible, but they also remember this, that a lot of people have their own culture, their own, like I visit Israel November, last week of November, and I just find out that the monks of Orthodox, they sing to Jesus, they sing only with their throw.
[00:20:45]  And it was so amazing to hear it.
[00:20:47]  It was so completely different.
[00:20:48]  And I was like, wow, they have their own way to worship.
[00:20:53]  So, in that way, I want to explain, or what I want to say is even though different people had different feelings or ideas, they still believe in God.
[00:21:09]  They still believe in Jesus.
[00:21:10]  So, I do not preach only for a certain denomination.
[00:21:18]  No.
[00:21:21]  Okay.
[00:21:22]  Anywhere they invite me to speak about Jesus, I go.
[00:21:26]  That's it.
[00:21:26]  Yeah, so my understanding, I just did a quick Google search here, is that there are some churches that allow it, although this is controversial.
[00:21:36]  Yes.
[00:21:37]  Evangelical churches, Methodist, some Methodist.
[00:21:40]  I don't know if it's all of these.
[00:21:42]  Some Presbyterian, Episcopal, Baptist, Pentecostal, but then Roman Catholic forbids it, Orthodox forbids it.
[00:21:54]  Southern Baptist forbids it.
[00:21:57]  Some conservative evangelical churches forbid it.
[00:22:01]  There's probably others.
[00:22:02]  And it says biblical reasoning often cited.
[00:22:07]  First epistle to Timothy 2:12.
[00:22:09]  Paul says he does not permit a woman to teach or have authority over man.
[00:22:13]  First epistle, am I saying that right?
[00:22:15]  Epistle to the Corinthians 14:34 to 35, instructions about women being silent in churches.
[00:22:22]  These groups interpret pastoral leadership as a role specifically given to men.
[00:22:29]  I don't know.
[00:22:31]  That's all I can really say on it, though.
[00:22:33]  That's the extent of my knowledge.
[00:22:34]  And I respect that.
[00:22:36]  I respect when they invite me to preach, for instance, is there places that they say you cannot wear red lipstick?

=== Seven Years of Marriage (15:08) ===

[00:22:44]  It's okay to me.
[00:22:46]  That won't stop me to say who's Jesus.
[00:22:52]  I respect the rules.
[00:22:54]  All right.
[00:22:54]  Kayla, what about you?
[00:22:55]  Your intro?
[00:22:56]  Hi, I'm Kayla Void.
[00:22:58]  I'm from Ohio, but I live in Los Angeles.
[00:23:02]  I dropped out of college when I was 17, and I do social media as my job.
[00:23:07]  Age?
[00:23:08]  22.
[00:23:09]  22.
[00:23:09]  Yes.
[00:23:10]  All right.
[00:23:11]  All right.
[00:23:11]  Welcome, everybody.
[00:23:13]  We're going to go.
[00:23:14]  Actually, you know what?
[00:23:15]  Why don't I just do the introduction here?
[00:23:17]  Actually, you know what?
[00:23:18]  Let's just do relationship status, then I'll do the intro.
[00:23:22]  Go ahead.
[00:23:23]  I'm single.
[00:23:25]  For how long?
[00:23:26]  For like four months now.
[00:23:31]  Longest relationship?
[00:23:32]  Three years.
[00:23:34]  During high school.
[00:23:36]  And you were previously dating, what was that rapper's name?
[00:23:40]  I already forgot.
[00:23:43]  Young Gravy.
[00:23:45]  Young Gravy.
[00:23:46]  Yeah.
[00:23:47]  Yeah, you talked about that last time.
[00:23:48]  Is he still, and he's dating, is he still dating that other OF girl, Ari Kitza?
[00:23:56]  Yeah, he is.
[00:23:57]  And honestly, I want to apologize to Ari for saying that he cheated on you and stuff.
[00:24:06]  I feel like I shouldn't have said that.
[00:24:08]  And I'm really sorry.
[00:24:10]  So, yeah.
[00:24:12]  Have you did you continue seeing him like during that time period?
[00:24:17]  No, he was super, super pissed off at me for saying that on this podcast.
[00:24:26]  And yeah, he really scared me, so I'm not going to say anything more.
[00:24:32]  Like, scared you?
[00:24:34]  How so?
[00:24:35]  Um, I don't want to talk about it.
[00:24:38]  He just, um, yeah, I'm just not allowed to talk about it.
[00:24:43]  All right.
[00:24:44]  Uh, what about you?
[00:24:45]  In a relationship.
[00:24:47]  All right, for how long?
[00:24:48]  About two and a half years.
[00:24:50]  2.5 years.
[00:24:52]  Is that your longest relationship?
[00:24:54]  Yeah.
[00:24:56]  All right.
[00:24:57]  I actually saw, I looked at your Instagram.
[00:24:59]  I saw him on your Instagram.
[00:25:00]  He's kind of a stud.
[00:25:03]  He's kind of a Chad.
[00:25:04]  Not gonna lie.
[00:25:05]  He's a Chad.
[00:25:07]  Don't lose him.
[00:25:08]  Don't lose him.
[00:25:08]  Keep, you know.
[00:25:09]  Oh, I will not.
[00:25:10]  You think he's the one or what was the one?
[00:25:12]  Yeah, you should propose.
[00:25:13]  You should put a ring on that.
[00:25:14]  He's gonna put a royal on that.
[00:25:15]  You gotta, oh, yeah.
[00:25:16]  Have you guys talked about it?
[00:25:17]  Yeah.
[00:25:18]  Yeah.
[00:25:19]  Yeah, no, don't.
[00:25:20]  Hey, hey, don't, you know, don't lose him, is all I'm saying, you know.
[00:25:25]  No homo.
[00:25:26]  Okay.
[00:25:29]  All right.
[00:25:29]  All right.
[00:25:30]  Yeah, I'm single.
[00:25:31]  I've been single for about three years, and my longest relationship was around two years.
[00:25:37]  Two years.
[00:25:37]  And wait, remind me.
[00:25:38]  I think I already asked this.
[00:25:39]  Are you Christian?
[00:25:40]  Catholic, yeah.
[00:25:41]  Catholic, okay.
[00:25:43]  Longest two years.
[00:25:44]  Is that the one that ended three years ago?
[00:25:47]  Yes.
[00:25:48]  Okay.
[00:25:49]  And let's see.
[00:25:51]  Hmm.
[00:25:54]  In that three-year period, have there been any guys in the picture?
[00:25:56]  Nope.
[00:25:57]  Is there currently any guy in the picture?
[00:25:58]  Nope.
[00:25:59]  Nothing?
[00:25:59]  Nope.
[00:25:59]  Close.
[00:26:00]  Please, God.
[00:26:01]  Any guys in the picture?
[00:26:02]  Currently?
[00:26:02]  No, I'm so lonely.
[00:26:07]  Stop the cap.
[00:26:08]  I'm so serious.
[00:26:09]  I'm so lonely.
[00:26:11]  She's so lonely.
[00:26:12]  Oh, I forgot to do something on the computer.
[00:26:16]  While we do this, everybody, can you guys just go around the table, share your relationship status?
[00:26:21]  If you're single, how long have you been single?
[00:26:23]  You tell us about, why don't you also tell us about your situations that you sent in the notes?
[00:26:31]  Oh my gosh.
[00:26:33]  Well, I've been single for 13 years.
[00:26:38]  Completely celibate for 10 in July.
[00:26:42]  Kind of by choice, kind of not by choice, because the dating scene's a fucking mess.
[00:26:46]  In the last relationship I was in, oh my god, my we were almost engaged.
[00:26:51]  Like, it was one of those, like, we're gonna get married.
[00:26:53]  He ended up having a threesome with another dude with my best friend while I was at work.
[00:27:00]  They straight up Eiffel Tower, you know, that whole thing.
[00:27:03]  Her boyfriend got, you know, he felt away about it.
[00:27:07]  He started feeling guilty, so he let me know.
[00:27:09]  And yeah, pretty much been sworn off since then.
[00:27:14]  I'm so sorry.
[00:27:15]  That's horrible.
[00:27:16]  I got my revenge in the end.
[00:27:17]  So it's.
[00:27:18]  What did you do?
[00:27:19]  I quite literally pimped her out for a while.
[00:27:22]  So I made my money at least.
[00:27:25]  Wait, what do you mean by that?
[00:27:28]  Well, you know, she was living with me.
[00:27:32]  I didn't want her to live with me anymore.
[00:27:34]  So I kind of got these guys who were like, well, she can come stay with me if she does this.
[00:27:40]  She knew, like, she wasn't not aware of the situation.
[00:27:43]  She just didn't exactly know how much the ratio was.
[00:27:48]  So, like, I would get $200.
[00:27:51]  I would give her like $50, $75, and I would keep the rest.
[00:27:53]  And she would have a place to stay for the night.
[00:27:56]  There's that.
[00:27:58]  She wanted to stay friends with you after that?
[00:28:01]  No, not really.
[00:28:01]  apologize to you no well yeah she did but at that point it was well yeah Yeah.
[00:28:07]  Yeah, but she did.
[00:28:07]  She wanted to stay friends after sleeping with my ex.
[00:28:10]  And I was like, and so did you, did you walk in on them or did no tell you?
[00:28:15]  No, her boyfriend, who was part of it, told me.
[00:28:19]  Oh, geez.
[00:28:19]  Yeah.
[00:28:20]  Did you tell her about this before just now, saying it on the podcast?
[00:28:24]  She's dead.
[00:28:25]  Oh, no.
[00:28:26]  Wow.
[00:28:27]  There you go.
[00:28:27]  Oh, my God.
[00:28:28]  How did she die?
[00:28:30]  I honestly don't know.
[00:28:31]  It's probably an overdose, but we don't know.
[00:28:35]  Oh, my God.
[00:28:35]  So sad.
[00:28:37]  I guess.
[00:28:39]  Okay, keep going.
[00:28:40]  That got dark real quick.
[00:28:42]  Me?
[00:28:43]  Yeah, you.
[00:28:45]  That's pretty much it.
[00:28:46]  I mean, there was just, he was a mess.
[00:28:50]  And yeah, I've literally been sworn off since then.
[00:28:54]  I've kind of was hooking up with a couple people in the meantime, but it's been even 10 years since I even bothered hooking up with anybody.
[00:29:03]  So that's it.
[00:29:08]  Do you feel guilty at all for pimping her out?
[00:29:11]  No, not at all.
[00:29:12]  Like I said, she knew.
[00:29:13]  It wasn't like she didn't know.
[00:29:14]  So yeah.
[00:29:15]  Yeah, so.
[00:29:16]  Okay.
[00:29:18]  And then what's your relationship, Seth?
[00:29:20]  I'm married, been married for seven years.
[00:29:23]  Yeah, I don't know what else to say about that.
[00:29:28]  Yeah.
[00:29:30]  Keep it on this side, please.
[00:29:33]  Here, can you tell us more?
[00:29:34]  You've been celebrating.
[00:29:35]  Tell us about that.
[00:29:37]  All right.
[00:29:37]  So It's mostly because it's just, I work.
[00:29:42]  I live a boring life.
[00:29:44]  I troll people on social media for fun, and that's basically it.
[00:29:49]  Have you met anybody that you're like, that you had like a crush on or you're interested in?
[00:29:52]  See, that's the problem is because, like, I'm 38, so I'm old.
[00:29:56]  And at this age, I feel like everybody who's decent is gone.
[00:30:00]  So I'm left with like people who are super unattractive.
[00:30:04]  Like, no offense.
[00:30:05]  We all got our things.
[00:30:06]  I will admit I'm shallow as a fucking puddle.
[00:30:10]  And yeah, like, what do you consider decent?
[00:30:14]  I actually, my standards are not that high.
[00:30:16]  Like, they just got to be good looking.
[00:30:18]  Good looking, have a decent job.
[00:30:21]  Like, what's the difference?
[00:30:21]  What's your type?
[00:30:22]  Like, you like guys with tattoos?
[00:30:24]  Yeah, like, weirdos, like me.
[00:30:26]  Pretty much.
[00:30:27]  Yeah.
[00:30:28]  But I'm old, so it's all, you know.
[00:30:32]  Have you ever had any dating apps?
[00:30:34]  Oh, my God.
[00:30:35]  So I had Tinder for a while, and like, I used it for like free pizza and stuff.
[00:30:39]  I would just guilt people into buying me pizza.
[00:30:42]  And it worked.
[00:30:43]  I got a couple of pizzas out of the deal, but there was like you would get like super likes on Tinder.
[00:30:49]  And I have a daughter.
[00:30:50]  She saw it and she was like, oh, this app's broken.
[00:30:53]  Like, there's no way you get super liked by this many people.
[00:30:56]  So I got roasted by my daughter when she was like eight.
[00:31:00]  That was fun.
[00:31:01]  I got banned on Tinder.
[00:31:04]  Because I was 17 and I downloaded Tinder and I was like trying to find like someone to take me to prom.
[00:31:14]  That's so innocent though.
[00:31:15]  Well, I guess not because they're going to be over 18.
[00:31:18]  I was like, you know, there was like a few guys that wanted to take me to prom and like I wanted to be honest with them like about my age.
[00:31:25]  So I was like, I'm 17.
[00:31:27]  And then right when I like texted that, I got banned.
[00:31:30]  Okay, yeah, that does kind of make sense because all those guys are going to be over 18.
[00:31:33]  That's married seven years.
[00:31:37]  And interesting thing about my marriage is my husband's free to roam about the cabin, as I say.
[00:31:45]  Is what?
[00:31:45]  Free to roam about the cabin.
[00:31:46]  He can do whatever he wants.
[00:31:49]  So you're in an open marriage?
[00:31:51]  I wouldn't say it's open because I don't date other people.
[00:31:55]  Okay, so it's closed on your end, open on his.
[00:31:59]  Yeah, well, yeah.
[00:32:00]  He's not dating anyone currently, but he can, if he's so inclined.
[00:32:04]  And is there an expectation that he disclose or communicate to you if he's having sex with other women?
[00:32:12]  Oh, yeah.
[00:32:12]  We have open communication fully.
[00:32:14]  So he has to tell you.
[00:32:16]  He doesn't have to tell me.
[00:32:17]  It's not.
[00:32:18]  So he can just do whatever.
[00:32:19]  Yeah.
[00:32:19]  Okay.
[00:32:20]  And during the course of your marriage, have you ever been with other men?
[00:32:25]  No.
[00:32:26]  So you've been closed on your end the entire time?
[00:32:29]  Yes.
[00:32:30]  Okay.
[00:32:32]  How do you feel about that?
[00:32:34]  What do you mean?
[00:32:34]  How do I feel?
[00:32:35]  Are you okay with that?
[00:32:36]  Yeah, I don't control my husband.
[00:32:38]  So when I met him, he was dating two other women, and I liked him then the way he was.
[00:32:44]  So in my mind, why would I try to change him?
[00:32:47]  Do you have kids?
[00:32:48]  I do.
[00:32:48]  I have a daughter.
[00:32:49]  Not with him.
[00:32:49]  Not with him.
[00:32:50]  No.
[00:32:50]  Okay.
[00:32:50]  With a previous?
[00:32:52]  Previous, yeah.
[00:32:53]  How long were you.
[00:32:54]  We'll get into that.
[00:32:55]  You've been married seven years.
[00:32:56]  How long were you with him total?
[00:32:59]  With current husband.
[00:33:01]  Current husband, I'm still with him.
[00:33:03]  I'm still married.
[00:33:04]  How long have you been with him total?
[00:33:06]  Seven years.
[00:33:07]  So I've been married seven years to my current husband.
[00:33:10]  You met him, and then the next day you married him?
[00:33:12]  Pretty much.
[00:33:12]  We got married very quickly.
[00:33:14]  Well, okay.
[00:33:14]  So we were, we dated for like six months before we got engaged.
[00:33:19]  All right, so pretty quick.
[00:33:20]  It was quick.
[00:33:21]  Well, before you got engaged.
[00:33:22]  Engaged, married.
[00:33:23]  Well, it was COVID, so we had to delay the actual marriage because the paperwork took forever.
[00:33:28]  Does that make sense?
[00:33:30]  We met.
[00:33:31]  What year did you guys meet?
[00:33:34]  It was the end of 2018.
[00:33:36]  Then we got engaged and we were going to get married.
[00:33:38]  And then I delayed the paperwork.
[00:33:41]  Beyond that.
[00:33:42]  COVID happened.
[00:33:43]  Okay.
[00:33:44]  Wait.
[00:33:46]  So you got married during COVID?
[00:33:50]  The actual paperwork, yeah.
[00:33:52]  We got married in 2019.
[00:33:56]  Didn't do a wedding because I don't believe in spending all that money for ridiculous weddings.
[00:34:00]  And then the actual filing.
[00:34:02]  I'm just saying.
[00:34:02]  Legally married.
[00:34:03]  There we go.
[00:34:03]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:34:04]  Okay.
[00:34:05]  Your previous relationship, how long were you with him?
[00:34:08]  With the father of your child, I should.
[00:34:11]  We were together two years and then broke up and then tried to get back together after my daughter was born and that failed and then broke up.
[00:34:21]  She's 17 now.
[00:34:22]  How long together?
[00:34:24]  Total?
[00:34:25]  Total, we two and a half, three years, total together.
[00:34:30]  Okay.
[00:34:30]  The last year.
[00:34:31]  Were you guys married?
[00:34:32]  No.
[00:34:32]  Any previous marriages?
[00:34:33]  No.
[00:34:34]  Does he pay you child support?
[00:34:36]  No.
[00:34:37]  Do you pay him child support?
[00:34:38]  No.
[00:34:39]  No child support?
[00:34:40]  No child support.
[00:34:41]  At any point.
[00:34:42]  Okay.
[00:34:44]  Formal or informal?
[00:34:47]  Do you have full custody?
[00:34:49]  No, he does.
[00:34:50]  Well, we have split custody, actually.
[00:34:51]  We have joint custody, but he's a primary parent.
[00:34:54]  So in New York, you have to have a primary and then a secondary.
[00:34:58]  So he gets her during the week, you get her during the weekends, or how does that work?
[00:35:02]  We had a formal schedule when we first.
[00:35:06]  We had a formal schedule because he tried to take me to court for full custody because he was upset that I broke up with him.
[00:35:13]  And then we went to court and they wanted 50-50, so they gave us 50-50 joint custody.
[00:35:18]  And then we had a schedule when she was younger, but now she's 17, so she goes where she wants.
[00:35:23]  We live in the same town.
[00:35:24]  I moved to make sure I was near her.
[00:35:25]  I see.
[00:35:26]  And do you earn more than him, or does he earn more than you?
[00:35:35]  He earns more than me.
[00:35:37]  I would think.
[00:35:39]  No child support, though.
[00:35:40]  Interesting.
[00:35:40]  No.
[00:35:41]  Okay.
[00:35:41]  Um I don't believe in child support.
[00:35:45]  Reasonable.
[00:35:46]  What about you?
[00:35:46]  Relationship status?
[00:35:48]  Uh married for we was a boyfriend and girlfriend for one year and then we got married.
[00:35:57]  We're gonna be ten years.
[00:35:58]  Ten years?
[00:35:59]  In July in July.
[00:36:00]  Longest relationship?
[00:36:02]  Yes.
[00:36:03]  This is your longest.
[00:36:05]  So 11 years together took it?
[00:36:08]  Yes.
[00:36:08]  Okay.
[00:36:10]  All right.
[00:36:10]  What about you, Kayla?
[00:36:12]  I'm in a relationship.
[00:36:14]  It's been about two years and my longest relationship was almost five years.
[00:36:21]  Last time you were on the show, which was like two weeks ago.
[00:36:24]  Yeah, it's two weeks ago.
[00:36:26]  You were single but complicated.
[00:36:28]  I'm assuming it's complicated with the guy who you now currently describe yourself as being in a relationship.
[00:36:33]  Well, it is the same guy and I would just count that we were on a break.
[00:36:38]  On a break?
[00:36:39]  Yes.
[00:36:40]  It breaks over though.
[00:36:41]  The break's over.
[00:36:42]  Is there going to be another break, Kayla?
[00:36:43]  Hopefully not.
[00:36:44]  What's going on, Kayla?
[00:36:44]  I don't know.
[00:36:45]  We're going to see how it plays out.
[00:36:47]  Okay.
[00:36:47]  And let's see.
[00:36:50]  How many times have you been on and off with this guy?
[00:36:53]  A couple, maybe a handful of times.
[00:36:55]  Who initiates the off?
[00:36:58]  It's pretty mutual.
[00:36:59]  Mutual?
[00:36:59]  Yeah.
[00:37:00]  What's the typical reason for the off?
[00:37:02]  Just fight over bullshit or cheating?
[00:37:05]  No, not cheating.
[00:37:06]  Nothing significant.
[00:37:07]  Just.
[00:37:11]  I don't really know how to explain it.
[00:37:13]  Just kind of nagging each other.
[00:37:15]  Mostly me, yeah.
[00:37:16]  Mostly you nagging.
[00:37:18]  Not nagging, just kind of.
[00:37:20]  Our lives are complicated.
[00:37:22]  What was the reason for the most recent split?
[00:37:26]  Um, I think we were just arguing more than usual.
[00:37:32]  About what?
[00:37:35]  I don't want to get into it.
[00:37:38]  Well, I mean, we don't need specifics necessarily, but what was the overarching theme of the disagreement?
[00:37:45]  Hmm.
[00:37:47]  I'll just put the blame on myself of being too needy, too needing too much attention.

=== Why We Argue Over Voting (17:04) ===

[00:37:52]  Like he didn't text you back within five minutes?
[00:37:54]  No, not like that.
[00:37:55]  30 seconds.
[00:37:56]  No.
[00:37:57]  Well, what is after five minutes?
[00:37:59]  I start getting pretty numbing though.
[00:38:00]  Is there jealousy involved?
[00:38:02]  Was he involved with other women?
[00:38:05]  No, no jealousy.
[00:38:06]  No, none of that.
[00:38:08]  How long were you guys on a break for?
[00:38:10]  About two months.
[00:38:12]  Two months.
[00:38:13]  Okay.
[00:38:15]  During that period of time, did you see any other men?
[00:38:18]  No.
[00:38:18]  Did he see any other girls?
[00:38:19]  I don't know, and I don't care.
[00:38:22]  You were on a break.
[00:38:24]  Broken up.
[00:38:25]  Exactly.
[00:38:26]  We were broken up.
[00:38:27]  Technically.
[00:38:28]  Okay.
[00:38:28]  Would that upset you if he had been with other women?
[00:38:33]  Stuff like that doesn't really upset me anymore.
[00:38:38]  Yeah.
[00:38:40]  Okay.
[00:38:44]  Who initiated the back on again?
[00:38:47]  Was that you?
[00:38:48]  Was it him?
[00:38:48]  Mutual?
[00:38:49]  I have no idea.
[00:38:50]  Honestly, it was mutual.
[00:38:51]  We just started hanging out again.
[00:38:53]  Wait, and if I recall, even though you guys were broken up, you guys were still hanging out.
[00:39:00]  Yes, we can't stay away from each other.
[00:39:01]  I don't know what's coming.
[00:39:02]  So you guys would be broken up, but having sex.
[00:39:05]  Yes.
[00:39:06]  But broken up.
[00:39:08]  Yes.
[00:39:08]  But still.
[00:39:11]  Waiting.
[00:39:12]  Okay.
[00:39:13]  All right.
[00:39:15]  It's complicated in 2026.
[00:39:17]  I tried telling you that.
[00:39:18]  I was like.
[00:39:18]  It's complicated.
[00:39:20]  All right.
[00:39:21]  That's everybody's relationship status.
[00:39:23]  You know what?
[00:39:23]  Before I do the intro, I want to get into an interesting topic.
[00:39:25]  Then I'll do the introductions.
[00:39:28]  Really quick here, because we have, do you have citizenship in the United States?
[00:39:35]  I do.
[00:39:36]  All right.
[00:39:36]  And is it through your husband or did you become a naturalized citizen?
[00:39:41]  Or what was the process?
[00:39:42]  Actually, I'm in the process.
[00:39:44]  I have my residency.
[00:39:46]  Resident?
[00:39:47]  Resident?
[00:39:48]  Residence.
[00:39:49]  What's the president?
[00:39:50]  Green card or?
[00:39:51]  Yes. Green card.
[00:39:52]  But you are, your plan is to become a United States citizen.
[00:39:57]  Is that correct?
[00:39:58]  Yes.
[00:39:59]  Okay.
[00:40:00]  And you're from Mexico?
[00:40:02]  Yes.
[00:40:03]  I see.
[00:40:05]  okay question for you uh when i'm wondering how to best frame this I'll ask the question.
[00:40:16]  I got to rid it down here.
[00:40:17]  So let's say once you become a citizen of the United States, perhaps or perhaps even now, you're on the pathway to becoming a citizen of the United States.
[00:40:26]  Let's say, in a morally neutral, blame-free, hypothetical conflict between the United States and Mexico, where neither side is right or wrong, to which country is your allegiance?
[00:40:41]  America.
[00:40:42]  Oh, okay.
[00:40:43]  All right, that was easy.
[00:40:46]  Anybody here have, like, your parents or immigrants or anything like that?
[00:40:50]  My great-great-great-grandparents are not.
[00:40:54]  Don't worry about it.
[00:40:55]  Yeah.
[00:40:55]  Don't worry about it then.
[00:40:56]  All right, just curious about that.
[00:40:58]  Let's see then.
[00:41:00]  Where do we want to?
[00:41:01]  I probably will get a lot of hate for that, but I don't care.
[00:41:04]  Well, I mean, you know, to become a United States citizen, you got to take the, you're going to have to take the oath of allegiance.
[00:41:10]  You have to renounce any fealty, loyalty, allegiance to Mexico, at least from a political perspective.
[00:41:19]  You can obviously have lingual ties, cultural ties, familial ties that remain, but your political allegiance must be to the United States of America.
[00:41:30]  In any case, you already, you're down with the cause, so USA.
[00:41:36]  Let's see here.
[00:41:37]  We're going to jump right into something.
[00:41:41]  Okay, Kayla, let's see.
[00:41:44]  Oh, geez.
[00:41:45]  I'm just, you want to revoke the 19th Amendment.
[00:41:49]  I said I don't have a problem with it.
[00:41:50]  She doesn't have a problem with it.
[00:41:52]  I'm not going to make the rules, but I wouldn't have a problem with it.
[00:41:55]  She wouldn't have a problem.
[00:41:56]  So just for clarity for the panel, the viewers, the 19th Amendment is the amendment which granted women the right to vote, women's suffrage.
[00:42:04]  Kayla here, being the misogynist that she is, wants to, well, excuse me, has no problem with it.
[00:42:12]  So it's not clear if she would actually take affirmative steps to see it actually happen.
[00:42:18]  But if it did happen, she wouldn't complain.
[00:42:20]  Is that fair to say?
[00:42:21]  I would say so.
[00:42:22]  I think if a man initiated it, I wouldn't have a problem with it.
[00:42:25]  She would not have a problem with it.
[00:42:27]  Okay.
[00:42:27]  Some people, you know, look, I don't know where I personally stand on that.
[00:42:30]  I might be more feminist than you, but do any of the panelists have any thoughts on that?
[00:42:36]  Wait, which one?
[00:42:37]  Amendment?
[00:42:38]  She wants to essentially, well, she says she has no problem with women losing the right to vote in the United States.
[00:42:47]  Yeah, to vote.
[00:42:49]  Go ahead.
[00:42:50]  I wouldn't really care because we make amendments and revise them and take them out.
[00:42:57]  So if that's the way they wanted it to go and it went through the process, then I don't care.
[00:43:04]  Anybody?
[00:43:05]  I disagree.
[00:43:06]  Okay.
[00:43:06]  Why is that?
[00:43:07]  I think if you're a citizen of the United States, you should have the right to vote.
[00:43:13]  No matter what.
[00:43:14]  I mean, I know, I think I remember previously that Andrew was talking about when women could, like, their vote only mattered if they were like married.
[00:43:27]  Like you had a family vote, right?
[00:43:29]  Was that like a thing?
[00:43:30]  Like if you were married in a home with a man, like you use your home and that's your vote.
[00:43:37]  So like I can understand that aspect maybe, if that's where you were coming from, I'm not sure where you're coming from, but I disagree.
[00:43:44]  I think that, yeah, simply if you're a citizen, you should have the right to vote.
[00:43:50]  I just think based on the so I'm super for nuclear families, kind of how America used to be.
[00:43:59]  I wish we can go back to that.
[00:44:00]  I don't see that happening anytime soon.
[00:44:01]  But just based on those standards, typically it doesn't make any sense for a woman to have the right to vote because if she did, there's no point of going against your own husband.
[00:44:12]  I agree.
[00:44:14]  It's just not the case like realistically right now with like our world now in the U.S. Like, you know, I live in an apartment by myself.
[00:44:25]  I pay my own bills right now in this moment.
[00:44:28]  like I have the right to vote.
[00:44:30]  I pay to be, I pay taxes, I work here, like, you know, I add to society.
[00:44:38]  I benefit society, so I think I deserve my right to vote, you know?
[00:44:41]  And you have a boyfriend right?
[00:44:42]  I do.
[00:44:43]  Do you guys plan on getting married?
[00:44:45]  Yeah.
[00:44:45]  So when you guys get married, are you going to vote against him?
[00:44:50]  Why would I vote against him?
[00:44:51]  So why would you need the right to vote?
[00:44:53]  I would only marry someone that I have the same views as.
[00:44:56]  So this is perfect.
[00:44:58]  In an ideal United States of America, there would be no reason for you to need to vote because you should be standing behind your husband essentially.
[00:45:07]  I still disagree because I'm currently not married.
[00:45:10]  So I deserve the right to vote in this moment.
[00:45:12]  So when I get married to the man that I'm with right now, because we have the same views, I wouldn't mind sharing a vote.
[00:45:19]  That would be fine if we were married, but we're not.
[00:45:21]  And I, again, like, contribute to society, I think, in this moment, I deserve the right to vote.
[00:45:26]  But I can see where you're coming from.
[00:45:29]  But yeah, I just don't know where that would make sense in the current day and age.
[00:45:35]  So I think, would you like to get married to your husband faster?
[00:45:39]  Would that be a good idea?
[00:45:40]  I would go to the courthouse with him right now and marry him, yeah.
[00:45:43]  So it's my belief that if women didn't have the right to vote, our society would be set up in a way where women could be getting married younger faster.
[00:45:51]  And I think that would actually help you, if that makes sense.
[00:45:55]  Could you see where that would be beneficial?
[00:45:57]  I don't think that I would have chosen right.
[00:46:03]  Like as an 18-year-old, if I married someone that I just dated, like I, and right now I would, like, looking back, that would have been the worst decision I ever made if I just married whoever I was dating when my frontal lobe wasn't even fully developed.
[00:46:19]  Okay, so it just seems like we have like different goals for the outcome of the country then.
[00:46:24]  I don't agree.
[00:46:24]  I think that I agree with the goals of the country.
[00:46:29]  I'm on the same page as you.
[00:46:30]  I do believe in a traditional family.
[00:46:33]  I want that more than anything.
[00:46:36]  But again, like I was not making great choices, you know, in college.
[00:46:41]  didn't know what I wanted and I didn't I didn't even know what I believed in so how could I pick a partner that how are you going to vote correctly if you couldn't even pick a correct partner when you were 18.
[00:46:53]  Same for a man, though.
[00:46:55]  But men can.
[00:46:56]  Men are smarter when it comes to this kind of stuff.
[00:46:58]  Making decisions for however disagreeing.
[00:47:00]  I agree with that.
[00:47:00]  I think that she went to school, got her master's in, what was it, legal studies.
[00:47:07]  Like she knows a lot more than a man would in that department.
[00:47:12]  Okay, that's fair.
[00:47:14]  I think most women at 18, if you're saying that you weren't even able to pick a correct partner when you were 18 years old, I don't understand why you'd be able to vote in elections.
[00:47:22]  It doesn't make any sense to me.
[00:47:23]  Could you explain?
[00:47:24]  I understand where you're coming from.
[00:47:26]  To be honest with you, I didn't even vote until this last election because I made the choice that when I was younger, I knew that I wasn't prepared to vote because I was uneducated.
[00:47:38]  And I knew that.
[00:47:39]  So that's just my personal thing.
[00:47:41]  I mean, I understand where you're coming from, but I think if you're out, I think that what you're passionate about, like, or what you want to educate yourself on, like, you spend the time on, you study, you get to know it.
[00:48:01]  So, do you think you should have to pass a test to be able to vote?
[00:48:03]  Are you open to raising the voting age?
[00:48:06]  I think that's a great idea in regards to passing a test.
[00:48:09]  I think that we should test the knowledge of Americans.
[00:48:12]  I mean, we're all in our phones constantly.
[00:48:15]  I feel like this is horrible to say on stream, but like, I feel like I've honestly gotten dumber as the years have gone because I'm addicted to my cell phone.
[00:48:24]  I cannot get off my cell phone.
[00:48:25]  And that is actually one of the biggest problems as far as it comes to women voting because women are way more susceptible to being Americans, not just women.
[00:48:34]  And a lot of people, anyone that has a cell phone.
[00:48:37]  To being manipulated.
[00:48:38]  Well, just women in general are more easily manipulated.
[00:48:40]  That's why they actually got the right to vote in the first place because they wanted to, or people basically, the same people that pushed the propaganda for women to be able to vote are the same people that wanted to use them as a political group because women are just super easy to manipulate.
[00:48:58]  And besides that, there's actually no reason for us to vote, if that makes sense.
[00:49:05]  Because we don't care about that.
[00:49:06]  Why can't women vote on pro-life then?
[00:49:10]  Are you pro-life or pro-choice?
[00:49:14]  Personally, I'm pro-life, personally.
[00:49:17]  Okay.
[00:49:18]  I would not get an abortion.
[00:49:19]  I would never do that.
[00:49:22]  I believe that there's exceptions, like rape and incest, but on here, I've seen that we don't talk exceptions.
[00:49:29]  We talk whether you are or not.
[00:49:30]  So I'm pro-life.
[00:49:33]  It just makes me sad because I do think that, you know, if you're raped or like or incest or whatever the case is, I think you do have the right to like handle it however you need to, unfortunately, but I don't agree with that.
[00:49:48]  I can resonate with the exceptions and everything like that, but if you are pro-life and most women are voting against that, why would you want women to continue to vote?
[00:50:01]  I don't, I think, like I said, if they're paying taxes, if you're contributing to society, you have a right.
[00:50:07]  And if that's her, if that's what she wants to do, then she wants to vote for that.
[00:50:11]  She can.
[00:50:11]  Do you think that's a better country for women to vote for a bunch of babies?
[00:50:17]  Because that's really the trade-off that you're getting.
[00:50:21]  I mean, that's not the only thing.
[00:50:23]  I understand what you're saying.
[00:50:27]  What other benefits do we have for women voting as a country?
[00:50:32]  And how does it push you towards the goals that you want to have as far as marrying your husband and having kids?
[00:50:38]  What benefits does the country get from women voting?
[00:50:41]  I just don't understand.
[00:50:45]  I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but like, I don't even think that our votes matter a lot of the time, to be honest.
[00:50:52]  So it's like this conversation feels like theatrical.
[00:50:56]  Yeah, it almost feels useless, but I understand everything you're saying.
[00:51:00]  I just believe that if you're a citizen, you have the right to vote.
[00:51:05]  If you contribute to society, if you pay taxes, that's where I stand.
[00:51:10]  Male or female, it doesn't matter.
[00:51:13]  If you're an adult, you have the right.
[00:51:16]  I understand where you're coming from.
[00:51:18]  I agree with, you know, if you're married, I think that'd be a great idea.
[00:51:23]  Combine your vote with your husband, your family, your unit.
[00:51:26]  So you should be marrying someone that you have pretty much the same views on.
[00:51:30]  I think it's fun to debate my boyfriend.
[00:51:32]  I love talking to him and hearing, we change each other's mind often.
[00:51:37]  I mean, we talk about a lot of things and we enlighten each other all the time.
[00:51:41]  And I really adore that about my relationship, actually.
[00:51:44]  So I do see where you're coming from, but I think it's really special that we're each an individual person.
[00:51:50]  We each can vote individually based off of our own personal experiences and life choices.
[00:51:56]  Do you think women desire to go out and vote?
[00:51:59]  Or do you think that they're being pushed to do so because they are so easily manipulated?
[00:52:05]  Because I don't think anyone desires to go vote.
[00:52:08]  I don't either, and especially women.
[00:52:10]  You know, before the 19th Amendment was even established, there was a poll done, I believe, and I think only 4% of women actually said that they wanted to vote or they had the desire to vote.
[00:52:22]  So it doesn't make sense to me that everybody now is saying, oh, women should vote.
[00:52:29]  And I don't really see the reason for it.
[00:52:31]  I don't even think you really listed a reason for it other than the fact that you just want to have the option to.
[00:52:36]  Why don't you think women should vote?
[00:52:38]  Like, reason why?
[00:52:40]  Like, give me one good reason.
[00:52:42]  We are emotionally.
[00:52:44]  So America is supposed to be like a democracy, right?
[00:52:49]  You vote for what you want.
[00:52:50]  But if we have a political group, which I think women are just like a group of people that are so easily manipulated that if somebody is trying to sway our country in a certain direction, they can just manipulate the mass group of women to vote a certain way.
[00:53:08]  And if we're, you know, constantly, like you said, like on TikTok or on Instagram watching reels and stuff, all of that stuff is pushed in a way to just sway votes basically.
[00:53:18]  They couldn't do that to men as easy.
[00:53:20]  They can, and they do.
[00:53:22]  They absolutely do.
[00:53:23]  Everyone.
[00:53:24]  I've never heard a man say, I'm going to vote for him because he has a penis.
[00:53:28]  But I've heard women say, I'm going to vote for her because she's a woman.
[00:53:31]  Exactly.
[00:53:32]  I've heard that.
[00:53:33]  I can understand where you're coming from.
[00:53:35]  But also, so that's what was an exception on genitalia.
[00:53:39]  That's how low the bar goes.
[00:53:40]  Actually, I disagree, actually, because we've never had a female president.
[00:53:45]  And I think that's amazing.
[00:53:46]  That's a great thing.
[00:53:47]  I'm not saying I'm not even sure what we're doing.
[00:53:49]  We scotched a bullet for sure.
[00:53:50]  Right.
[00:53:51]  I agree with that.
[00:53:53]  But beyond that, men vote for their president based off of their genitalia, actually.
[00:53:58]  So that is wrong because I've never heard a man say that.
[00:54:03]  Well, they don't need to say that.
[00:54:04]  Why do you think that?
[00:54:05]  Like, what's the reason for you saying that?
[00:54:07]  For like, what part?
[00:54:09]  Do you think men vote on precedents for their genitalia?
[00:54:12]  No, she, no, she was making a statement.
[00:54:14]  So I was kind of combating it.
[00:54:15]  Do you agree with that or no?
[00:54:18]  Not their penis, genitalia, but like male, yeah.
[00:54:22]  Yeah.
[00:54:22]  Why do you think they're more likely to vote for men?
[00:54:25]  Men are better leaders in that as like head of the military and all that.
[00:54:29]  Right.
[00:54:30]  I mean, like you said, women are emotional and it's a scary position to be in.
[00:54:34]  As a woman, we're supposed to take care of our children and our families.
[00:54:37]  No, exactly.
[00:54:38]  I think honestly, if we just stripped your algorithms away from you for like a week, I think if you married your boyfriend and you, you know, had a couple kids, you would really resonate with the fact that you don't want to vote and you actually wouldn't care if women have been.
[00:54:52]  I agreed with you on that though.
[00:54:53]  If I was married, I would be okay with that.
[00:54:55]  But I just have the right.

=== Women Subject to Military Conscription (15:24) ===

[00:54:57]  Like me, me paying taxes, like I'm just fighting for the right because it doesn't matter what anyone's opinion is logically.
[00:55:05]  If I'm paying, I shouldn't have to pay taxes then.
[00:55:07]  If you want to go there, let's go there.
[00:55:09]  Like, I don't want to pay taxes then.
[00:55:11]  Listen, I think that's a man.
[00:55:12]  It seems like a man's job to pay taxes.
[00:55:15]  It does sound like a man's job.
[00:55:16]  I think they should have the responsibilities and I think we should be submissive to them and argue if we should vote because it just doesn't make any sense.
[00:55:24]  Well, I have some thoughts on this.
[00:55:26]  Go for it.
[00:55:27]  You mentioned the paying taxes thing.
[00:55:30]  What about, though, if it was whoever, I don't know if we would do it by group, but people who were net tax, what's the best framing for it?
[00:55:42]  Not net taxpayers.
[00:55:46]  If you are net, what is the net tax?
[00:55:52]  Oh, there's a specific term for it that's evading me.
[00:55:54]  How about this?
[00:55:54]  Do you think women should be drafted for the military?
[00:55:58]  I don't want to be drafted for the military.
[00:56:00]  Fix split, please.
[00:56:03]  No, I think that they need to hang back and hang with the kids.
[00:56:07]  So in order for men to be able to vote, they are subject to military conscription.
[00:56:12]  Right.
[00:56:12]  A duty that women have no responsibility towards.
[00:56:17]  So perhaps there's an argument there that while it is true that women are subject to the laws, well, some of the laws of this country, if we're assuming that a possible military conscription scenario would only legally apply to men, they're not fully subject to all the laws in the United States.
[00:56:37]  But to be fair, 99% of laws women are subject to.
[00:56:43]  But so women have no duty, no responsibility.
[00:56:47]  Maybe there could be an and they do have to pay taxes, like you said.
[00:56:51]  Although in totality, I think women are actually a net tax burden in total.
[00:56:58]  So women as a group, of course, there are women who are wealthy who pay more into the tax system than they take back out.
[00:57:05]  But women as a group are actually a total burden on the system, whereas men are a total benefit, I guess, is the right framing.
[00:57:16]  So perhaps we could do like a women's vote is worth like three-fifths.
[00:57:22]  I think that you made a phenomenal point.
[00:57:24]  I think that's a great point.
[00:57:26]  Like women are not drafted, although it like it just, this conversation feels like gives you the ick.
[00:57:32]  No, not the ick.
[00:57:34]  It feels like it sucks because it's like we are going somewhere where women are like literally fighting.
[00:57:41]  Basically, they don't even realize to be drafted.
[00:57:43]  Like we're getting to a point there in America.
[00:57:45]  So like you saying that, it's like I am actually, I do agree with you guys, but it's like because of the position that I'm put in, I have no choice but to fight for my vote to right.
[00:57:55]  Like it's because of where I'm, the position I'm in.
[00:57:58]  And we were put in this position because women were given the right to vote though.
[00:58:01]  So don't you think if we took that away, we'd kind of improve as a country a little bit and maybe be in a better position as women?
[00:58:06]  No.
[00:58:08]  I think Brian was trying to go somewhere and I think he had like he was getting on a good point.
[00:58:13]  I just maybe that we should all have the right to vote individually until you're married.
[00:58:20]  And then once you're married, I mean, but then again, that would mess up the entire voting system because then single people would just stay single.
[00:58:27]  It would just be a problem.
[00:58:28]  I'm one thing and I'll have you.
[00:58:31]  I'm an egalitarian on this particular issue.
[00:58:34]  So, and well, for a few things, I think it's optically bad to suggest we ought to revoke the 19th Amendment, that we should repeal the 19th Amendment, that we should revoke women's right to vote.
[00:58:50]  Optically, that's terrible.
[00:58:52]  Practically, pragmatically, I don't think that that's going to happen.
[00:58:57]  So I just don't think it's politically tenable to even pursue that.
[00:59:01]  So me personally, my own thoughts, though, is if we are going to do this equality thing, women should be subject to military conscription.
[00:59:10]  Because in order for men to be able to vote, men have to be subject to, well, they have to register for the selective service.
[00:59:17]  If they don't, it's not just the risk of potentially being forced into the military.
[00:59:22]  It's also there are actually penalties.
[00:59:25]  Even if you don't register for the selective service, it's technically a felony: $250,000 fine.
[00:59:32]  You're barred from certain federal programs, from getting certain federal jobs, from getting student loans in some instances.
[00:59:40]  So, and then it's of course just even being able to vote, you have to register and be subject to military conscription.
[00:59:47]  So, my position would be: well, no, we're not going to get rid of women's right to vote.
[00:59:52]  We are going to bulldoze women being subject to military conscription.
[00:59:58]  Now, if it is women's positions or politicians' positions that no, we shouldn't do that, only in that scenario would I say, well, given the inequality that men have this duty and responsibility that women don't, in that circumstance, if there's a definitive we will not, well, that's the status quo currently, we will not make women subject to military conscription,
[01:00:26]  then we can either reduce the power of women's vote to a half or three-fifths or whatever, or just completely revoke it outright.
[01:00:35]  But that wouldn't be my first step.
[01:00:37]  But it makes sense to me if men have this extra duty and responsibility and that's the basis for them having access to the vote, you either in order for equality to exist, women also have to be subject to that, or you have to have a serious conversation about weakening the power of women's vote or completely revoking it.
[01:00:58]  Right, I think in a perfect world, we just nobody would have to go into a draft, unfortunately.
[01:01:05]  And I think that's like where my mind goes, and that's why I just like go benign.
[01:01:09]  Like, I go like can I say something?
[01:01:12]  Sure, I believe that woman is a very important piece in any situation in any position, even in the military.
[01:01:31]  Is there places in the military that not specifically you have to grab a gun and be in front?
[01:01:37]  As many places in the military that is nurse, is kitchen, as many places where women can be part and do her best.
[01:01:50]  Right, we, when God created us, God created men and women.
[01:01:55]  If women was not important, then men would be alone in this planet.
[01:02:00]  Obviously, women is a very important piece in any area in this life.
[01:02:05]  That's just factually not true.
[01:02:07]  Women are not important from a military perspective.
[01:02:12]  What do you mean?
[01:02:13]  Well, you said that women are equally important.
[01:02:16]  No, no, no, not equally.
[01:02:17]  Not equally.
[01:02:20]  I'm saying that my point of view is women is important in all the areas.
[01:02:28]  It's like supporting your men, supporting, like I says, in the military, like not to be in the front line, but is send them to the front line.
[01:02:42]  Send them to Afghanistan.
[01:02:45]  No.
[01:02:46]  Send them.
[01:02:46]  Liberate the poor Afghanistani women who just send this to the places where women can be putting her, you know, very important part in any situation in any society.
[01:03:05]  We're important.
[01:03:07]  Well, we are.
[01:03:11]  Most women are just consumers in America.
[01:03:15]  They're just single women that consume.
[01:03:17]  So women is not important in a family?
[01:03:20]  No, no, but hold on.
[01:03:21]  Hold on.
[01:03:21]  The argument is about the military, though.
[01:03:24]  And so.
[01:03:24]  There's places in the military that you can be catching.
[01:03:29]  Look, women can be effective in support roles in the military.
[01:03:35]  There's no doubt there.
[01:03:39]  But what we're talking about here is forced military conscription.
[01:03:45]  And I mean, look, realistically, women are not really as capable as men as it relates to being soldiers.
[01:03:57]  I agree.
[01:03:58]  Who would watch the children if everyone went, if everyone was trying to do that?
[01:04:02]  Not everybody would be.
[01:04:05]  Who would hang back, like handicapped, or like who would hang back?
[01:04:09]  I mean, obviously in military conflicts, not every single citizen is being sent to war all at the same time.
[01:04:18]  So, but you would agree that there's like plenty of single women who yeah, I mean, I mean, however, if we look, if the standard is you can draft a man who has children, why can't you draft a woman who has children?
[01:04:38]  I don't see the issue.
[01:04:39]  I'm just wondering where the kids go.
[01:04:41]  Like, where do the kids go?
[01:04:42]  I'm sure that there would be one parent left.
[01:04:44]  Yeah.
[01:04:45]  The men can breastfeed.
[01:04:47]  Oh, okay.
[01:04:48]  They put a little thing on, put the bottles.
[01:04:53]  Total.
[01:04:54]  I think we as women wanted equal rights, and it should go across the board.
[01:04:58]  We should be drafted.
[01:04:59]  Yeah, send them to the front line for I mean, we wouldn't do so high.
[01:05:03]  I mean, I feel like it should be tested to see where we would belong.
[01:05:07]  But you wanted to.
[01:05:08]  Yeah, sorry, can I add something?
[01:05:10]  Yeah, because I grew up in a military family, so I think women can be in the military.
[01:05:14]  Do I think they deserve to be like on this, like a sealed team?
[01:05:17]  No, not at all.
[01:05:18]  Sorry.
[01:05:20]  But a lot of women are in an intelligence.
[01:05:23]  They're not just working in a kitchen.
[01:05:25]  They're doing, you know, do I think that they have the same physical capacities as a man on the front lines?
[01:05:32]  No.
[01:05:33]  No.
[01:05:33]  But women are, we are, they're smart and they're tactical.
[01:05:36]  So you see them a lot of it, a lot of them in the Air Force, a lot of pilots.
[01:05:41]  But in respect to the draft as well, yeah, I would say if you wanted it equal, then you'd have to draft us as well.
[01:05:50]  I would not like to be.
[01:05:52]  I'd rather stay at home, but I'll support my man, the military man.
[01:05:57]  Yeah, look, there are obviously roles that women can exceed at in the military.
[01:06:01]  And in some instances, or perhaps even many instances, they might even exceed at it, possibly better than men.
[01:06:09]  But that's a, I don't think we're really, the debate isn't about the capacity or ability of women necessarily.
[01:06:17]  The debate is about men are subject to this thing, military conscription.
[01:06:24]  Women are not.
[01:06:25]  In order for men to be able to vote, they have to be subject to the thing.
[01:06:29]  Women have the vote without being subject to the thing.
[01:06:32]  If we're going to pedestalize equality as some virtue or value in the United States, and that seems to be the case, I mean, that's the whole basis of women having the right to vote for the sake of equality.
[01:06:45]  Well, thus, ergo, for the sake of equality, women should be subject to military conscription.
[01:06:50]  And even then, even if we were to implement it, I think it would be, in practice, implemented completely unfairly.
[01:06:57]  For example, you would still have men who are drafted to the front line to face potential death, injury, maiming, et cetera.
[01:07:04]  And women would be drafted to comfortable air-conditioned office jobs that can be done by military service members.
[01:07:13]  So even then, it still wouldn't be fair.
[01:07:15]  But at least for the sake of appearances of equality, yes, women should be drafted.
[01:07:22]  And if they're not, I don't know, man, if it's 2030 and they're not drafted yet, just get rid of.
[01:07:27]  Women should just get rid of the right to vote for women.
[01:07:29]  Honestly, just get rid of it.
[01:07:31]  But look, that's not my first position.
[01:07:33]  My first position, women keep the right to vote, but they have to be subject to military conscription.
[01:07:40]  But if we are like, you know what, we're just, nah, we're not going to do it.
[01:07:44]  Yeah, they can lose the right to vote, I guess.
[01:07:47]  I don't know.
[01:07:48]  I think that's fair.
[01:07:49]  I think that's fair.
[01:07:49]  And also, I wanted to add, this is like a funny topic, but women bear children, they breastfeed, they have periods.
[01:07:58]  Like, these are all things that men don't have to do.
[01:08:03]  Well, can the government force women to do any of those things?
[01:08:07]  No, not, no, they can't.
[01:08:09]  Right.
[01:08:09]  So what we're talking about here.
[01:08:12]  You just naturally do have a period.
[01:08:14]  Well, are women actually doing that?
[01:08:15]  I mean, we have a possible population collapse.
[01:08:20]  Women are waiting until their late 20s, 30s to have children.
[01:08:23]  If they're even having children, they're having children at below replacement value.
[01:08:29]  So women actually aren't holding up their, it's not even a duty, really, but the social contract, women aren't having children.
[01:08:40]  Why?
[01:08:40]  Why do you think?
[01:08:41]  Feminism.
[01:08:43]  I don't agree.
[01:08:44]  Do you disagree?
[01:08:45]  I disagree with you.
[01:08:47]  I think that that is a full like feminism is real and it's a it's a real thing.
[01:08:51]  There, you know, yeah, it's definitely real.
[01:08:53]  And I see it, but it's so blown up on media, on social media, it's just like it's exhausting.
[01:08:59]  Like, why don't we talk about like real stuff?
[01:09:01]  Like financially, like, it is so hard to survive.
[01:09:05]  And I know, I know where you're going.
[01:09:07]  Well, Don, where are you going?
[01:09:09]  Yes, getting married and combining like your incomes with someone else is the smart thing to do.
[01:09:17]  But then it all like kind of falls back into not just feminism, but just our generation in general.
[01:09:24]  It's like everyone is kind of lost and everyone's sleeping with people.
[01:09:29]  And so feminism?
[01:09:32]  It all most of it traces back to feminism.
[01:09:36]  Okay, I see where you're coming from.
[01:09:38]  I just feel like men do contribute to it more than they realize as well.
[01:09:42]  I mean, it's a men have ways that they need to improve.
[01:09:46]  That's true.
[01:09:47]  And I think women, unfortunately, obviously feed into it, and it's a cycle.
[01:09:52]  But yeah, I guess you're right.
[01:09:54]  Feminism does ultimately contribute to that.
[01:09:57]  Well, I mean, there's a whole bunch of angles here as to, okay, because you're essentially asking, well, why aren't women having children?
[01:10:06]  Why aren't they doing this duty, I guess?
[01:10:10]  Although I wouldn't really frame it as a duty.
[01:10:12]  So I cite to feminism.
[01:10:14]  Now, feminism has had multiple cascading impacts on why this has occurred.

=== Feminism and the Labor Pool (03:15) ===

[01:10:21]  One, you mentioned financials.
[01:10:23]  So financially, you were saying, well, people are delaying having children because they're not in a strong economic position.
[01:10:29]  They can't afford to have kids.
[01:10:31]  They can't afford to have a house to, et cetera, et cetera.
[01:10:35]  Part of this is due to feminism.
[01:10:37]  Now, look, I'm not going to claim that all financial woes are due to feminism.
[01:10:48]  There's other factors involved there beyond just this toxic ideology.
[01:10:55]  But one of the big things that we could look at is through feminism, you had essentially a doubling of the labor pool.
[01:11:03]  And so, look, I'm not saying women shouldn't have had the choice to be able to vote, but when there's propaganda pushing women in that direction against family, if you double the labor pool, that's great for corporations.
[01:11:16]  They have more leverage, they have more negotiating power.
[01:11:20]  If the labor pool is bigger, that drives wages down.
[01:11:25]  And so, in the past, you used to be able to support a family off of one income.
[01:11:31]  And typically, this wasn't some like, you know, in the 50s, some hot shot vice president of some mega corp.
[01:11:39]  You could support a family on one income on, you know, you didn't have to have a super glamorous job to do that.
[01:11:47]  You could be in manufacturing and support a family.
[01:11:51]  You maybe weren't living the most luxurious life, but you could do it on one income.
[01:11:56]  Now, that is mostly impossible.
[01:11:58]  Again, I'm not saying women shouldn't have had the choice, but a perhaps unintended consequence of this propaganda push.
[01:12:05]  No, wait until your late 20s and 30s to have children, focus on career, focus on education, be a boss babe, don't get married, delay, delay, delay.
[01:12:14]  That is going to have a financial impact.
[01:12:17]  And so, it's like interesting.
[01:12:19]  On one point, women will say, I want a guy who men and women should be paid equally.
[01:12:26]  But then you ask them what they want on the micro level in their own relationship.
[01:12:30]  I want a guy who earns more than me.
[01:12:32]  Well, it's very difficult if you want equality on the macro level, but you want an inequality, you want equality on the macro level, but you want essentially inequality on the micro level.
[01:12:46]  So, if you're a woman and you want to be a stay-at-home wife, it's going to be very hard for men to navigate the workforce and find jobs that pay enough because he's not just competing with other men, he's competing with the vast majority of other women too.
[01:13:06]  So, there's that.
[01:13:07]  I mean, there's a whole bunch of reasons.
[01:13:10]  It's a lot.
[01:13:11]  Yeah, it's definitely a lot.
[01:13:12]  And I think being raised up in that, it's like you're just a product of your environment.
[01:13:19]  Like, your family, if they're not aware of this, they just tell you as a woman, you know, growing up, as a girl, wait, wait to get married.
[01:13:28]  Like, like you're saying, like, go to school.
[01:13:30]  Like, I genuinely only went to college because my family really wanted me to go.

=== Raising Women in a Patriarchy (08:50) ===

[01:13:36]  Like, I wanted to think about it.
[01:13:38]  I felt like I needed like a year to really think about it.
[01:13:41]  And I wanted to figure out what I wanted to do.
[01:13:45]  And I don't regret it.
[01:13:47]  I love that I experienced that and da-da-da, all the stuff.
[01:13:50]  But, and I am glad that things happen the way they happen because I am where I'm at now because of that.
[01:13:56]  But when we are talking on a bigger spectrum, it's like, yeah, like naturally, everything just kind of started untying and unfolding and crumbling because of things that initially happened.
[01:14:09]  And because we are now in the environment that we're in, we have no choice.
[01:14:13]  Like I was fighting for my right to vote earlier.
[01:14:16]  It's because I'm sorry.
[01:14:17]  Like, unfortunately, just because of where I'm at now and I'm paying taxes, I just feel like I have that right.
[01:14:23]  And it's like if I was living in the 50s or 60s or 70s, whatever, maybe, of course, my mind might be different.
[01:14:30]  But because it's 2026 now, oh my God.
[01:14:33]  Do you consider yourself a feminist?
[01:14:36]  I don't know.
[01:14:37]  I'm sorry.
[01:14:37]  I actually don't know.
[01:14:38]  I feel like I'm a very traditional woman, I think.
[01:14:44]  Traditional.
[01:14:45]  I can sense your natural desires coming out of like natural people.
[01:14:48]  Naturally, I'm a Christian woman.
[01:14:50]  I really want, like, I want to raise my children.
[01:14:54]  And most women do.
[01:14:56]  I don't think it's not men versus women.
[01:14:59]  Well, it is, but it shouldn't be.
[01:15:00]  It's actually the way to even get close to starting a plan to a solution is that we have to realize it's humans versus the system that they've put us in.
[01:15:10]  Absolutely.
[01:15:11]  So I understand what you're saying: with, okay, you want the right to vote because we're in a situation where we really can't even get out of anymore because it's so screwed.
[01:15:19]  I don't know if you have any suggestions on what you would do to get out of this.
[01:15:25]  Brian, fix the government.
[01:15:26]  I believe too that our society is very broken with the values.
[01:15:33]  Because even little kids, you're raising little girls with a very high expectation.
[01:15:43]  Like, always get the best, always the most expensive, always the most when we should raise our daughters, not only our daughters, our sons too, but our daughters, like to be more humble, to be more humble.
[01:16:01]  Today in this society is like, oh, if he don't have a beautiful, the best cart, I cannot even look at the man.
[01:16:09]  I cannot even date the man because he don't have these, these, these, these.
[01:16:14]  And you're and we're creating new people with this mentality that the reality is not that.
[01:16:23]  You know, it's, I believe that we should to raise children more humble, more humble.
[01:16:31]  I grew up in a family where, you know, farm where our children are was more humble people.
[01:16:43]  You don't buy the things because it's broken, it gets broke, and you just throw it in the trash and buy another thing.
[01:16:51]  No, you fix what it gets broke.
[01:16:55]  Here, while we do this, going around the table, are you a feminist?
[01:16:59]  No, I guess not.
[01:17:01]  No, Oh, okay.
[01:17:07]  You might be a feminist.
[01:17:08]  Do you think I am?
[01:17:09]  You might be.
[01:17:09]  I might be a feminist.
[01:17:10]  So you said you're Christian.
[01:17:11]  What denomination of Christian are you?
[01:17:13]  Non-denominational.
[01:17:14]  Okay, do you like to go to church?
[01:17:15]  I mean, I was baptized Catholic as a baby.
[01:17:18]  My boyfriend practices Catholicism, but okay.
[01:17:22]  Let's see.
[01:17:24]  Do you think we live in a patriarchy?
[01:17:32]  I actually don't have an opinion on that because I have a bigger idea than that.
[01:17:39]  Like, I don't think it's a male versus female thing.
[01:17:41]  That's not where my mind is.
[01:17:42]  What is it?
[01:17:43]  I just think it's a billionaire versus we all suck thing.
[01:17:47]  They hate us.
[01:17:48]  The have yachts and have nots.
[01:17:51]  Right.
[01:17:53]  Okay.
[01:17:54]  It's just like we can't win.
[01:17:55]  I'm sorry.
[01:17:56]  Like, it just sucks.
[01:17:57]  Like, we can all have these opinions, but it just sometimes it just feels like it doesn't matter.
[01:18:01]  And that's where I am with it.
[01:18:02]  It's just, I feel exhausted.
[01:18:03]  I feel sad and tired.
[01:18:05]  And like, I feel like I wake up every day and just like work and I'm trying my best and I want to live the traditional lifestyle, but I and I'm getting there, but well, when we're talking about patriarchy, this would be, I mean, there's different definitions, but it would be in a more strict sense ruled by men.
[01:18:32]  Okay.
[01:18:32]  Would you object to that?
[01:18:33]  I feel like we are, are we not?
[01:18:35]  Like, we have only male presidents.
[01:18:37]  Okay, so you do think there's a patriarchy.
[01:18:41]  I still feel like I don't have an opinion.
[01:18:43]  I'm so sorry.
[01:18:44]  I just like, I'm, I just feel like it.
[01:18:48]  Do you think it's bad or wrong or in some way oppressive that we've only had male presidents and we haven't had a female president?
[01:18:56]  No, I don't feel oppressed by that.
[01:18:58]  Okay.
[01:18:58]  Because we saw the opportunity to go for it if we want.
[01:19:02]  And I mean, sorry, that was really embarrassing.
[01:19:06]  What Kamala made us look like.
[01:19:08]  She made us look like clowns.
[01:19:10]  Why are we twerking at a presidential election?
[01:19:13]  Did you vote for Kamala?
[01:19:15]  I did not vote for president.
[01:19:17]  Well, let's say you could have voted or you could have voted.
[01:19:20]  I could have voted.
[01:19:21]  Oh, if I could have?
[01:19:22]  Yeah, would you have?
[01:19:22]  Or like if I was, if I needed to vote for one?
[01:19:25]  Well, would you have voted for Kamala or Trump?
[01:19:29]  I would have voted for Trump just because optically it looked like SHIT.
[01:19:35]  It was embarrassing.
[01:19:36]  I mean.
[01:19:37]  Okay, well, what about it before she dropped out?
[01:19:41]  Let's say it was Biden.
[01:19:43]  I guess that still would have looked like that.
[01:19:44]  Oh my God.
[01:19:45]  That still would have been bad.
[01:19:48]  I just feel like it's all a joke.
[01:19:50]  It's all a joke.
[01:19:51]  Like, why are we not having like real, real presidents, like real like educated people like doing these jobs?
[01:19:58]  Like, it's all billionaires.
[01:19:59]  Kayla, you wanted to.
[01:20:01]  Why do you think she had who was it?
[01:20:03]  Megan thee Stallion or who was the one who was a woman?
[01:20:04]  I mean, we all know that Megan thee Stallion.
[01:20:06]  She's trying to sway the women and the younger generations, though.
[01:20:10]  Not just women.
[01:20:11]  It's majority women.
[01:20:12]  Can you agree with that?
[01:20:13]  Because men don't care about that kind of stuff.
[01:20:15]  Younger men might.
[01:20:16]  I think a lot of younger men are more.
[01:20:19]  You think they're becoming more feminine?
[01:20:21]  Yes.
[01:20:22]  That makes sense under that circumstance.
[01:20:24]  But I don't think when she hired that person to twerk at her event that she was targeting male voters.
[01:20:32]  Right.
[01:20:33]  And I don't think she was targeting male voters, but I'm not saying that she was only targeting women.
[01:20:38]  She was targeting young people.
[01:20:39]  Because even as a woman, being a mature woman, I know that that looks embarrassing.
[01:20:44]  And whose vote is the easiest to sway?
[01:20:45]  It's young people and women.
[01:20:47]  So that is who she was targeting.
[01:20:48]  And women, sure.
[01:20:49]  But I just still don't agree with that.
[01:20:51]  I think it was mostly just towards the younger generation because even as a woman, even all my female friends were just like, that is so obnoxious.
[01:20:58]  Right.
[01:20:58]  And it's just manipulation at the end of the day.
[01:21:01]  It's not really.
[01:21:02]  It just looks weird.
[01:21:03]  So you would have not voted.
[01:21:05]  You didn't, well, you didn't vote, but if you had to have voted, you would have not voted for Kamala just because of the optics versus she didn't have any policies, like actual things that would be relevant to her.
[01:21:16]  I mean, it was just clear.
[01:21:17]  It was just clear that she didn't know what she was doing by trying to do that.
[01:21:20]  It looked, it just, I don't even care.
[01:21:23]  Like, at that point, it's like, you obviously don't know what you're doing if you think that that's your route that you got to take.
[01:21:30]  Like, you obviously don't know what you're doing.
[01:21:32]  Like, you need to, you need to show me that you're educated and that you're set for this position.
[01:21:37]  You're showing me the opposite of that by doing that.
[01:21:39]  And that's what I took from it personally.
[01:21:41]  I think it was a really dumb move.
[01:21:43]  I think that she, there were so many, she had so many, so much money to like spend on marketing herself.
[01:21:50]  And there were so many smarter and better ways to do that besides twerking on a stage.
[01:21:54]  We have Chloe, you're going to read the chats.
[01:21:57]  We have some chats coming through.
[01:22:00]  Single tipper, thank you, man.
[01:22:05]  This feels circular.
[01:22:07]  How does women voting hurt society?
[01:22:12]  I think we probably addressed that.
[01:22:15]  That came in about 30 minutes ago when you guys were discussing it.
[01:22:22]  Kayla, did you want to just do a quick answer to that?
[01:22:25]  I think we covered it.
[01:22:26]  Covered it?

=== Support, Moderation, and Voice (07:31) ===

[01:22:27]  Okay.
[01:22:27]  All right.
[01:22:27]  Single tipper.
[01:22:28]  Thank you very much.
[01:22:29]  Jimmy Jamba James, thank you very much for your message.
[01:22:33]  Read that for us, Chloe.
[01:22:34]  Chloe Sweater, do you think the cleavage max is faking her voice?
[01:22:42]  I don't think so.
[01:22:43]  I used to think women, you know, fake their voice for stuff like this, but I don't know how anybody could talk like that for seven straight hours.
[01:22:53]  What if Chloe has like a really deep are you faking your voice?
[01:22:58]  No.
[01:22:58]  No.
[01:22:59]  Can you try to speak deep or even normally, I guess?
[01:23:03]  Hello.
[01:23:05]  So it's the same.
[01:23:07]  So the same.
[01:23:08]  All right.
[01:23:09]  All right.
[01:23:10]  Thank you guys for the messages.
[01:23:11]  Appreciate it, guys.
[01:23:12]  Thank you, Jimmy.
[01:23:13]  Thank you, single tipper.
[01:23:14]  Appreciate it, guys.
[01:23:15]  All right.
[01:23:16]  Why don't we get into our next topic here?
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[01:29:09]  Going to Kari here.
[01:29:12]  So you're a single mom?
[01:29:13]  Did you get paid child support?
[01:29:15]  No.
[01:29:16]  Custody?
[01:29:17]  What's the custody?
[01:29:19]  I have my daughter.
[01:29:20]  Technically, like, I live with my mom still.
[01:29:23]  I can't afford to live by myself.
[01:29:25]  Full custody?
[01:29:25]  Yeah.
[01:29:26]  Yeah.
[01:29:26]  She's with me full-time.
[01:29:27]  I lost her for eight months, but when she was three.
[01:29:30]  Why?
[01:29:32]  I tried to unalive myself.
[01:29:34]  I went a little crazy.
[01:29:35]  That whole story earlier, that was that time.
[01:29:41]  So I was a completely different person back then, and I went to get my head right.
[01:29:47]  I was in the hospital for about three months in Nome.
[01:29:50]  Okay, so there's no child support?
[01:29:51]  No child support, but she's with me full-time.
[01:29:55]  Okay.
[01:29:56]  So you've been single for 13 years.
[01:29:58]  Yes.

=== Unalive Myself and Lose Her (04:18) ===

[01:29:59]  Celibate for over 10.
[01:30:01]  Yeah, it'll be 10 exactly in July.
[01:30:04]  And you say mostly by choice?
[01:30:05]  Mostly by choice.
[01:30:07]  So in 10 years, so wait, 10 years, that would be 2016.
[01:30:14]  Yeah.
[01:30:14]  So you've not, was it Trump term one the last time you had sex?
[01:30:20]  It was actually.
[01:30:21]  Or Obama.
[01:30:23]  I'm pretty sure it was.
[01:30:25]  Oh shit.
[01:30:25]  I don't remember.
[01:30:26]  It was.
[01:30:27]  Was it Trump?
[01:30:28]  I think it was Trump, right?
[01:30:30]  Well, hold on.
[01:30:31]  Trump.
[01:30:32]  Wait, hold on.
[01:30:33]  No, maybe not, because I remember it was a music festival, and I remember Trump took office in January of 2017.
[01:30:43]  Okay, yeah, I was going to say, because I remember the job that I had at that time, I came back from this music festival, and I had so many of my coworkers freaking out that Hillary lost.
[01:30:52]  So yeah, it was definitely before Trump.
[01:30:54]  So the last time you had sex was the Obama administration.
[01:30:59]  Yeah.
[01:31:01]  And nothing.
[01:31:02]  Nothing.
[01:31:02]  Not even a blowy or a hand.
[01:31:04]  Nothing.
[01:31:04]  I tried to kiss somebody once and it was really embarrassing because I didn't know how to work my tongue yet.
[01:31:09]  Oh, my God.
[01:31:16]  So do you consider yourself a femso?
[01:31:19]  No.
[01:31:21]  Not really.
[01:31:21]  I mean, I'm not angry about it.
[01:31:23]  I'm not bitter about it.
[01:31:24]  I'm not angry, but I mean, so I guess, yeah, like by definition, an involuntary celibate, yeah, I guess.
[01:31:31]  Not involuntary.
[01:31:32]  Yeah, it's like both.
[01:31:35]  Yeah, okay.
[01:31:36]  I don't think you're a femme scale.
[01:31:37]  Okay, good.
[01:31:38]  You say the reason for you being celibate for 10 years, the reason for this is a multitude of things.
[01:31:45]  You said the main thing is you're an ex-addict.
[01:31:48]  Yeah.
[01:31:48]  You gave it up 13 years ago.
[01:31:50]  You haven't looked back.
[01:31:53]  Almost complete sobriety, but you take some prescription medicine.
[01:31:56]  Yeah, I take meds.
[01:31:57]  You said you have BPD, borderline personality disorder.
[01:32:02]  Yeah.
[01:32:03]  But you're not one of those people that use your disability as an excuse to act like an asshole.
[01:32:07]  Yeah.
[01:32:09]  What, just curious, what drugs, what was your poison?
[01:32:12]  Pretty much everything but meth.
[01:32:14]  I was never into meth, but like heroin, Coke, heroin and Coke were my main ones.
[01:32:20]  Like shooting?
[01:32:21]  Yeah, both.
[01:32:23]  Good times.
[01:32:24]  It was.
[01:32:25]  Do you still, question for you?
[01:32:26]  Do you still crave it?
[01:32:29]  No, actually, I don't.
[01:32:29]  Like I said, on my job, I work as a narcotics tech.
[01:32:33]  Not even a single, like, it's weird.
[01:32:36]  It's like I was able to section that part of my brain out.
[01:32:41]  Do you feel like after the addiction and overcoming it, do you feel like the light has been dimmed?
[01:32:51]  Does that make sense?
[01:32:51]  It does.
[01:32:52]  And yeah, I do kind of.
[01:32:54]  Yeah.
[01:32:54]  It's horrible.
[01:32:56]  It's horrible.
[01:32:56]  Like, it's like people who say like dry drunk when they're like, you know, they have that in their mind.
[01:33:02]  I guess like my mindset still, like I look back, I'm like, oh, it's so boring now.
[01:33:06]  But you wrote that now, though, when it comes to you being celibate, it's because people tend to be interested.
[01:33:14]  The people you tend to be interested in tend to not like you.
[01:33:18]  Yeah.
[01:33:19]  Why is that?
[01:33:20]  My looks usually.
[01:33:21]  I'm weird.
[01:33:22]  You're weird.
[01:33:23]  I know that.
[01:33:25]  I look like you're stereotypical.
[01:33:27]  I got the nose ring.
[01:33:29]  So.
[01:33:29]  Yeah.
[01:33:30]  Okay.
[01:33:30]  And I tend to gravitate towards more clean cut, which is weird.
[01:33:35]  You like clean-cut guys.
[01:33:36]  I like clean cut.
[01:33:37]  I do like tattoos, obviously, but like, yeah.
[01:33:41]  Hmm.
[01:33:46]  You said that you would never date a full-on liberal.
[01:33:49]  Never.
[01:33:50]  More conservative men don't like you because you fit almost every stereotype when it comes to looking like a liberal.
[01:33:56]  Yeah.
[01:33:56]  You write that you're an overweight white woman with piercings, tattoos, body mods.
[01:34:03]  So you have the permanent fangs, show those.
[01:34:05]  Pointed ears and the split tongue.
[01:34:08]  Yeah.
[01:34:08]  And sometimes colored hair, though you've kept it pretty natural as of late.
[01:34:12]  Yeah, after the whole blue-haired thing came around, it was like, all right, I can at least change that.

=== Religion as a New Addiction (06:05) ===

[01:34:17]  And you said you hate organized religion.
[01:34:20]  I do.
[01:34:21]  I think I've seen so many of my friends get sober and just completely lose their mind to religion.
[01:34:27]  It's like trading.
[01:34:29]  What do you mean, lose their mind to religion?
[01:34:30]  It's like they traded one addiction for another.
[01:34:33]  So now it's.
[01:34:34]  Addicted to religion like God, and it's.
[01:34:36]  It's that weird thing necessarily.
[01:34:39]  I mean maybe not bad for them, like hey, if it works, but it's, it's just weird.
[01:34:43]  It's giving culty vibes, but like I, i'm addicted to breathing.
[01:34:48]  Yeah, is it bad?
[01:34:50]  No, that's not bad, yeah.
[01:34:51]  So I don't know if like, if something is good for you, if it would necessarily be bad, and I don't know if is it fair to actually categorize it as an addiction to religion.
[01:35:03]  No, it's not, it's not really, but it's just like.
[01:35:06]  I feel like, especially with like like a, for instance, like there's so many rules and stuff, and it's like with any religion, it's like there's no gravitating out of it, or you end up with I don't know.
[01:35:18]  It's just like I see their mind frames flip and i'm just like that's what's going to be.
[01:35:22]  In my opinion, organized religion is going to be what ends the world at the end of the day.
[01:35:27]  I, I disagree.
[01:35:29]  I think uh, organized religion would save the world.
[01:35:34]  Yeah, if everybody could agree, but the problem is everybody thinks they're right.
[01:35:41]  Uh, so you're saying like, Christians are gonna go to war with atheists and Muslims.
[01:35:48]  I don't think atheists really care, but yeah, like you know, Muslims think they're right and, like every religion, thinks, well, atheists definitely are not, typically not all I mean uh well, I don't know.
[01:36:08]  Yeah, I think I think their religion is just gonna be what does it sin?
[01:36:13]  And I mean so you think Christianity will be the end of the world?
[01:36:19]  No, not necessarily.
[01:36:21]  Like everybody collectively fighting each other, I mean, most wars fought today are typically, at least in recency, have not been religious wars.
[01:36:30]  World War One, World War Ii, Vietnam War, conflicts in the Middle East uh, these are not religious wars.
[01:36:38]  The Middle East isn't considered religious, you don't think?
[01:36:41]  Well, for example, the United States involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan, this wasn't like a Christian crusade.
[01:36:48]  No no, I mean yeah, against Islam, it was.
[01:36:52]  Well, i'm not gonna go down that rabbit hole, but it wasn't a religious war.
[01:36:56]  Okay yeah, I see what you're saying.
[01:36:57]  You might say, look the conflict with Israel and some of its neighbors, or whatever um, or its own internal conflicts.
[01:37:04]  That might have a religious motivation, I guess.
[01:37:06]  But um yeah most, most of the wars are not religious um, So, and then I would say that, you know, much of civilization you would have to credit to religious people.
[01:37:23]  No, I do definitely agree with that.
[01:37:25]  Western culture is completely linked and intertwined with Christianity.
[01:37:31]  I agree.
[01:37:31]  I think what the problem is, like, people are starting to, so you kind of, like, mix, like, okay, we were talking about the Bible earlier.
[01:37:39]  The Bible has completely changed from what it used to be.
[01:37:42]  Like, every rendition is slightly different than the next.
[01:37:46]  Like, she was talking about the Chinese changing things.
[01:37:48]  Well, look at the Old Testament versus New Testament.
[01:37:51]  Everything's changing.
[01:37:52]  And who's writing?
[01:37:54]  I mean, the New Testament hasn't really changed for from the old way.
[01:37:58]  So, like.
[01:37:59]  Well, yeah, but I mean, Christians follow the New Testament.
[01:38:03]  Yeah, no, I know.
[01:38:04]  But that's what I'm saying.
[01:38:05]  It's like it changed.
[01:38:06]  Everything changes as time goes on.
[01:38:09]  So at what point is it going to change like so much that well?
[01:38:15]  I mean, there hasn't, I mean, in certain Christian traditions like Catholicism and Orthodox Christianity, there really hasn't been change, as my understanding.
[01:38:27]  Okay.
[01:38:28]  I mean, there's, I guess, certain, I know that in certain Catholic churches, there's some heresy going on, but I mean, I think the mainstream, I don't think that, you know, the Pope is all of a sudden going to be pro.
[01:38:46]  I mean, maybe it's possible.
[01:38:47]  They're going to be like, yeah, abortion's cool.
[01:38:49]  It's cool for women to be pastors.
[01:38:52]  It's cool for, you know, to gay marriage is cool.
[01:38:55]  I don't think that they're going to be on board with it.
[01:38:57]  I will say, I don't think, like, when the end of the world happens because of religion, I don't think Christianity is going to be like one of the, ooh, like, we're going to off everybody.
[01:39:07]  I don't think it's going to be them.
[01:39:09]  It's going to be more the strict religion saying like, okay, like Christianity is almost too like loose.
[01:39:17]  That makes sense.
[01:39:19]  Well, I think Christianity will be the bulwark.
[01:39:22]  Am I saying that right?
[01:39:23]  Bullwark?
[01:39:24]  Hold on, let me Google that, make sure I'm using that right.
[01:39:26]  Bulwark.
[01:39:28]  Oh, my God.
[01:39:29]  Give me the definition.
[01:39:30]  Hello?
[01:39:33]  A defensive wall.
[01:39:36]  Bulwark.
[01:39:37]  Hold on.
[01:39:38]  One second.
[01:39:39]  I got to make sure I'm saying this shit right.
[01:39:41]  May I make her a question?
[01:39:42]  One sec.
[01:39:43]  Bulwark.
[01:39:44]  Bulwark?
[01:39:44]  Bulwark.
[01:39:45]  I should never say that again.
[01:39:48]  Christianity will be the bulwark against the coming conflicts, I think.
[01:39:53]  No, I do.
[01:39:54]  That I agree with.
[01:39:56]  I have a question.
[01:39:57]  When you said that one person became from one addiction and they became like Christian, they became to another addiction.
[01:40:08]  Maybe because they became in love with Jesus and they cannot stop speaking about it.
[01:40:13]  That's yeah.
[01:40:14]  But don't you think that when they was an addiction doing drugs, they were destroying their body, their mind, using all these toxic things.

=== Goth Aesthetics vs. Conservative Men (14:59) ===

[01:40:22]  And Jesus saved them from that.
[01:40:25]  But now they're in love with God and they want to tell the world what God did in their lives.
[01:40:30]  I'm glad it works for them, but like for me, I just okay.
[01:40:35]  Yeah, that's fine.
[01:40:36]  You said that you finishing up with your notes here, that your last ex was a huge piece of shit.
[01:40:43]  Yeah.
[01:40:44]  He was an addict.
[01:40:44]  He was abusive, you name it.
[01:40:46]  You had this loser ex that it didn't work with.
[01:40:50]  He cheated on you with your best friend.
[01:40:51]  Yeah, that's the story I told when you were over there.
[01:40:53]  So you let me recap and just make sure I have all of it correct.
[01:40:57]  You were at work two days after you had, oh, your best friend, you like invited her to stay with you because she was about to be homeless.
[01:41:06]  Yes.
[01:41:07]  And then two days after letting her stay with you when she was homeless, you had this long-term boyfriend.
[01:41:17]  So she had a long-term boyfriend.
[01:41:19]  Yeah, we both did.
[01:41:20]  She was in a relationship.
[01:41:21]  You were in a relationship.
[01:41:23]  You thought you were in the clear.
[01:41:24]  You went to work and she was looking after your daughter too.
[01:41:28]  Yes.
[01:41:28]  While you went off to work.
[01:41:29]  Yes.
[01:41:31]  Her boyfriend.
[01:41:33]  Yes.
[01:41:34]  Who you were friends with.
[01:41:35]  Yes.
[01:41:36]  Called you to confess.
[01:41:38]  They were full-on Eiffel Towering her while you were at work.
[01:41:42]  Yes.
[01:41:42]  And it had been going on multiple times.
[01:41:44]  What's an Eiffel Tower for people who don't know?
[01:41:46]  So one on one side, one on the other, and just her in the middle.
[01:41:49]  And were they like high-fiving?
[01:41:52]  Probably.
[01:41:52]  I don't know.
[01:41:53]  I guess they moved to the bed a few times.
[01:41:54]  I think they were probably doing more than high-fiving.
[01:41:57]  And then you said you got revenge by pimping her out.
[01:41:59]  I did, yes.
[01:42:02]  And she's dead now.
[01:42:03]  Yeah.
[01:42:04]  From OD or something.
[01:42:06]  Yeah, probably.
[01:42:07]  When you say pimping her out, what does that mean?
[01:42:09]  Quite literally, like, obviously, I didn't want her to stay with me anymore.
[01:42:13]  And this was back in my shittier person days.
[01:42:16]  So I knew some people and some guys were like, hey, do you know a girl who would do this?
[01:42:21]  And I'm like, hey, I know a girl who needs a place to stay.
[01:42:23]  And they're like, well, we can get a hotel room and I can never stay.
[01:42:27]  And she was aware.
[01:42:28]  Like, you're going to hook up with this guy for this room.
[01:42:31]  And he's going to give you money.
[01:42:34]  So it was just one guy or was it multiple girls?
[01:42:36]  It was multiple.
[01:42:36]  But she was aware.
[01:42:37]  How many guys?
[01:42:38]  Honestly, not that many.
[01:42:39]  I would say probably total, like five.
[01:42:42]  And would you get a cut?
[01:42:44]  Yes.
[01:42:45]  What was the rate?
[01:42:47]  It depended.
[01:42:48]  Usually it was $200 just off the jump.
[01:42:50]  And then I would either give her $50 or $75, depending on my mood.
[01:42:54]  Sometimes.
[01:42:54]  $200, you said?
[01:42:56]  Yeah.
[01:42:58]  Where was this?
[01:42:59]  One socket, Rhode Island.
[01:43:01]  This was in Rhode Island.
[01:43:03]  Okay.
[01:43:04]  And did you pimp any other women or just her?
[01:43:07]  No, just her.
[01:43:08]  No, just so you gotta, you have a very interesting pimp story.
[01:43:13]  It was not my finer days.
[01:43:16]  Not my finer days.
[01:43:17]  Lore.
[01:43:19]  You know, you didn't find the game.
[01:43:21]  The game found you.
[01:43:22]  Yeah.
[01:43:23]  Don't piss me off.
[01:43:24]  It really pissed me off.
[01:43:25]  You had no desire to be a pimp, but you're like, what?
[01:43:28]  Exactly.
[01:43:29]  She fucked my boyfriend.
[01:43:32]  Exactly.
[01:43:32]  Literally.
[01:43:33]  I never would do such a thing otherwise.
[01:43:35]  I would never look at one of my friends and be like, oh, you should go.
[01:43:38]  The cheating-to-pimping pipeline is real.
[01:43:41]  Has anybody here ever been cheated on?
[01:43:43]  I think everybody has.
[01:43:45]  Everybody you've been cheated on?
[01:43:46]  You cheated.
[01:43:47]  Who's cheated?
[01:43:47]  You choated?
[01:43:48]  Choated?
[01:43:49]  Choated.
[01:43:50]  Cheated.
[01:43:51]  I've never cheated.
[01:43:52]  Have you choated, though?
[01:43:53]  What the choke?
[01:43:54]  Choated.
[01:43:56]  What's choated?
[01:43:57]  I don't know.
[01:43:57]  It's an autistic way to say cheated, I guess.
[01:43:59]  Nice.
[01:44:01]  Has anybody here who's been cheated on considered pimping?
[01:44:06]  They're the cheating partner.
[01:44:08]  I can't say that.
[01:44:08]  I feel like Chloe would be a pimp.
[01:44:11]  No, I would never.
[01:44:12]  Chloe gives me pimp aura vibes.
[01:44:15]  I would never do that.
[01:44:16]  Like she's a what do they call them?
[01:44:17]  Madame?
[01:44:19]  Madam.
[01:44:19]  Madame.
[01:44:21]  Madame.
[01:44:21]  Yeah.
[01:44:22]  All right.
[01:44:22]  That's cool.
[01:44:27]  You said that, I guess.
[01:44:30]  Final thing from your note: you mostly agree with the show.
[01:44:32]  Only thing you don't agree with is sex work.
[01:44:35]  To you is completely okay as long as it's safe.
[01:44:37]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:44:40]  Was the pimping you were doing safe?
[01:44:42]  Probably not.
[01:44:43]  Probably not.
[01:44:44]  She did.
[01:44:45]  I mean, I told her, like, hey, you should probably use protection because the reason she was staying with me was because she was a horrible mom and like she didn't need to reproduce anymore.
[01:44:54]  Ah, okay.
[01:44:56]  Yeah, the sex work bad convo is kind of boring to me, to be honest.
[01:45:00]  But so you say that your body modifications are preventing you from getting and dating a man that you actually like.
[01:45:10]  Yeah, kind of.
[01:45:10]  Did you mention having a daughter?
[01:45:12]  Yes.
[01:45:12]  Would you advise her not to do body modifications?
[01:45:15]  I probably would to an extent.
[01:45:17]  Like, tattoos, fine, but I'd say that she should be fully warned with like what she's going into.
[01:45:24]  Wait, your daughter's 17?
[01:45:26]  She is, yeah.
[01:45:27]  Is she dating?
[01:45:28]  Are you familiar with her?
[01:45:29]  She's had one long-term boyfriend.
[01:45:30]  They recently broke up.
[01:45:32]  But other than that, no, I lucked.
[01:45:33]  She's nothing like me.
[01:45:34]  Nothing like me.
[01:45:35]  Thank goodness.
[01:45:36]  Does she have like tattoos?
[01:45:38]  She's got some piercings, but I'll easily hit in if she wants to.
[01:45:42]  Okay.
[01:45:43]  Well, you bring up a good point asking her about that because you said you wouldn't date a liberal guy.
[01:45:50]  You prefer conservative men.
[01:45:52]  But the way you look, it's fair to point that out.
[01:45:56]  You had mentioned that.
[01:45:57]  And that you hate organized religion.
[01:45:59]  Now, there are, of course, conservative men who are not religious in terms of their politics, right?
[01:46:06]  But I feel like the Venn diagram of I'm an oxymoron.
[01:46:10]  I know that.
[01:46:11]  It's like conservative men, a lot of them are religious.
[01:46:14]  Yeah.
[01:46:15]  A lot of them are Christian.
[01:46:17]  So I think you're going to struggle finding.
[01:46:19]  And then, of course, it's like.
[01:46:20]  That's why I've been alone for 10 years.
[01:46:22]  And you're not willing to.
[01:46:24]  No.
[01:46:25]  No, not.
[01:46:26]  So.
[01:46:28]  What about the septum piercing?
[01:46:29]  Lose the septum.
[01:46:30]  Honestly, yeah, I can understand.
[01:46:32]  You got to lose the septum at least.
[01:46:33]  Yeah.
[01:46:34]  You'll get laid tomorrow if you lose the septum piercing.
[01:46:36]  I had to do like the hair was the first thing, going to a semi-normal color hair.
[01:46:41]  Okay.
[01:46:41]  Because I had like green hair since like 2014.
[01:46:44]  So you should, you should have kept the green for the show.
[01:46:47]  It would have been more striking.
[01:46:51]  Are you able to take the septum out now?
[01:46:53]  Let's do an intervention.
[01:46:54]  Probably.
[01:46:54]  I don't know because my nails are.
[01:46:56]  We're doing a fucking whatever intervention, getting rid of the septum.
[01:47:00]  Oh, shit.
[01:47:00]  Probably not.
[01:47:01]  Because my nails are crazy.
[01:47:03]  How does it here?
[01:47:04]  Maybe Nicole can.
[01:47:06]  I'm not going to make her stick yet.
[01:47:09]  We'll give you gloves.
[01:47:11]  Maybe.
[01:47:13]  Nope.
[01:47:13]  Can't do it.
[01:47:15]  How do you get it?
[01:47:15]  How do you remove it?
[01:47:17]  It's easy.
[01:47:17]  It clicks.
[01:47:18]  Like, if my nails weren't insane, yeah, it's a clicker.
[01:47:21]  Just like, but yeah, I think you gotta dress in a way.
[01:47:29]  Yeah, but see, I'm lazy about all that.
[01:47:31]  Like, I don't want to do that.
[01:47:33]  But I feel like it takes extra effort to do the alt thing.
[01:47:36]  Yeah, it's definitely an effort, but I'm saying, like, I prefer looking how I want to look over getting laid, I guess, is what it comes down to.
[01:47:43]  What about a relationship?
[01:47:45]  I don't care about relationships.
[01:47:49]  Don't you have needs as a woman?
[01:47:51]  I mean, not they make toys for that if I get desperate enough.
[01:47:56]  When a man goes to a woman.
[01:47:59]  Okay.
[01:48:00]  I don't know.
[01:48:01]  I don't know.
[01:48:02]  I'm just saying a little easy things you can do almost instantly.
[01:48:06]  I would say lose the septum piercing, lose some of the piercings, dress in a different way.
[01:48:11]  Because if you're trying to attract a more conservative guy, you got to change the attire.
[01:48:17]  Yeah, no, fully.
[01:48:18]  I fully get it, but I don't care.
[01:48:21]  I posted about this recently on my ex, sort of related to this.
[01:48:25]  There was this girl who had an alt appearance, you know, color in her hair, kind of her dress, some piercings, the way she did her makeup.
[01:48:35]  And she was crying about how men are terrible.
[01:48:38]  I'm presumably she got mistreated by some guy.
[01:48:42]  Now, my position on this, nobody should be mistreated regardless of how you look or whatever, how you dress, whether you're alt, you're punk, you're goth, whatever.
[01:48:49]  You shouldn't be mistreated because of this.
[01:48:51]  However, I think you have to be realistic.
[01:48:54]  When you're moving in certain subcultures and certain groups of people, there's going, you know, how you, your appearance.
[01:49:03]  And then, if you're dating people with that same appearance, although it seems like you're finding conservative men, these alt girls, where it's like glorified to be a druggie and have a chaotic life and go to concerts and raves and all this shit.
[01:49:17]  And it's like, look, nobody deserves to be mistreated.
[01:49:20]  But when you're moving in certain circles, you're going to encounter certain people that are probably not going to be the most sterling, virtuous people.
[01:49:28]  By the way, just to be clear, I'm not saying that all people who are alt or punk or goth or whatever are bad.
[01:49:34]  I know what you're saying.
[01:49:35]  And there's definitely people who are clean cut who are terrible people too.
[01:49:39]  So, but with that caveat aside, when you're moving in these kind of subcultures, like, don't be surprised when your emo goth druggy boyfriend is like a piece of shit.
[01:49:54]  And so, I mean, I guess credit to you.
[01:49:57]  You say you prefer dating conservative men.
[01:50:00]  But in order to attract them, I mean, look, even conservative guys probably want like a, what's the term for it?
[01:50:09]  The big titty goth mommy or whatever.
[01:50:13]  What is the term?
[01:50:14]  Yeah.
[01:50:14]  The goth mommy thing around.
[01:50:18]  What do you consider your look?
[01:50:19]  Are you goth?
[01:50:20]  Are you alt?
[01:50:21]  I'm not goth.
[01:50:22]  I don't generally, I don't know.
[01:50:24]  I'm just weird.
[01:50:27]  Basically, usually I look like Adam Sandler.
[01:50:29]  Like, usually I'm like, yeah, like my hair is just a mess.
[01:50:33]  And like I wear scrubs to work and then I come home and I put on pajamas.
[01:50:37]  Well, if you do want to seriously consider trying to better attract these men, I mean, very simple steps can be taken in terms of appearance, getting rid of, you know, maybe the septum ring.
[01:50:52]  Yeah, the septum ring's got to fucking go.
[01:50:54]  It's got to go.
[01:50:55]  The nose piercing's got to go.
[01:50:56]  I disagree with you.
[01:50:57]  Why?
[01:50:59]  Like, you don't think that there's a conservative man out there, like you were saying, that would be attracted to her?
[01:51:05]  She's attracted to a clean-cut guy when you would probably assume that she wants a goth guy by looking at her.
[01:51:11]  You assume that, but you can't assume that about like all conservative men.
[01:51:15]  I mean, I can't make that assumption.
[01:51:17]  I mean, most conservative men.
[01:51:19]  Look, so yes, there are probably conservative men.
[01:51:22]  And again, when we're talking about conservative, that could just mean your political alignment.
[01:51:26]  It doesn't always necessarily mean you're like more trad.
[01:51:29]  Typically, if you're more trad, you're going to have a more trad appearance, which would tend to lean more towards being clean-cut.
[01:51:36]  But just realistically speaking, most conservative men, when it comes to appearances, I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's improbable.
[01:51:46]  Yeah, I mean, but what you disagree is.
[01:51:49]  I disagree because I wouldn't recommend changing your appearance unless you want to.
[01:51:55]  That's why I haven't.
[01:51:56]  Like, she doesn't want to.
[01:51:58]  And, like, her main goal isn't to attract.
[01:52:00]  I would ditch the septum, though, just the same.
[01:52:03]  So like, yeah, like why, why?
[01:52:05]  Sorry, did you want to continue?
[01:52:07]  No.
[01:52:07]  Oh, nothing.
[01:52:08]  But I guess my response is, why is it that we can't tell women to do anything to make themselves be more appealing to men?
[01:52:20]  Why, what do you mean?
[01:52:21]  You just did.
[01:52:21]  You can.
[01:52:22]  No, no, well, but you, you object to, you disagree with me saying that.
[01:52:27]  I disagree because, like, that's, I mean, you're, you're, you have a right to your own opinion, of course, like, and that's allowed.
[01:52:40]  But, like, she doesn't have to take it.
[01:52:42]  Is that like where you're getting at?
[01:52:45]  Sorry.
[01:52:45]  Yeah, go ahead, go.
[01:52:46]  You speak to the majority of people, even you.
[01:52:49]  You look at someone, don't know anything about them, you don't know their background, you don't know, like the guy just looking at her, if he's traditional, he's off the bat going to assume certain things.
[01:52:58]  Like, if I'm walking down the street and a guy's walking towards me with a butcher knife, I'm not going to assume it's a chef.
[01:53:03]  Right.
[01:53:03]  Right.
[01:53:04]  So at the end of the day, and in her case, it might not be the case because she says she doesn't want to attract anyone, but if someone in her position, the way that she looks, wants to attract a man who's quote-unquote traditional, you should make some modifications if you actually want that.
[01:53:17]  Not just, hey, here I am.
[01:53:19]  You have to accept me the way I am.
[01:53:20]  That people don't, that's not how this works.
[01:53:22]  That's very true, but she did, I, I mean, I don't want to speak for her.
[01:53:25]  She's right here, but it's like, she wasn't addressing.
[01:53:29]  I meant from what I'm about to say.
[01:53:31]  Because, like, I don't want to speak for her, but like, she did just say that, like, that's not like the main thing, like, her main concern for her life right now.
[01:53:38]  And, like, she's not, yeah, like, she's not looking for a relationship.
[01:53:41]  I get this, so let's take it off of her.
[01:53:43]  Speaking to the majority, though, just someone who happens to look like her, if they did, not her, wanted to be with a conservative man.
[01:53:51]  I agree with you that they would need to modify the way they look instead of going out and being delusional and saying, like, hey, no, this is the way I am, and you have to accept the way I look.
[01:53:58]  That is true.
[01:53:59]  Tough luck.
[01:53:59]  Well, you're tough luck.
[01:54:00]  Right.
[01:54:00]  That makes sense.
[01:54:01]  I was just speaking personally, like from this specific, I was speaking to the specifically, but I do agree with you.
[01:54:07]  Yeah.
[01:54:12]  Yeah, ultimately, conservative men, while not a monolith, they are going to probably prefer a woman who is more clean cut herself.
[01:54:23]  So I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's definitely improbable.
[01:54:29]  And so it's a question of sacrifice.
[01:54:32]  So you have a, to a degree, a selfish desire to maintain a superficial aesthetic.
[01:54:43]  You want to look a certain way.
[01:54:48]  And this supersedes the desire to acquiring a loving boyfriend or husband.
[01:54:57]  Yes.
[01:54:57]  Which I find a bit.
[01:54:59]  I understand.
[01:55:00]  It's weird.
[01:55:01]  Interesting.
[01:55:04]  Question for you.
[01:55:05]  For the perfect man, would you completely change everything?
[01:55:07]  For the perfect guy.
[01:55:09]  Perfect guy.
[01:55:10]  Depends on what everything entails.
[01:55:13]  Everything, though.
[01:55:14]  Certain things, yes.
[01:55:16]  So he wants you to get rid of all your piercings.
[01:55:21]  Absolutely.

=== Tattoos That Masculinize (04:55) ===

[01:55:22]  Okay.
[01:55:24]  He wants you to dress more modestly.
[01:55:26]  He wants your hair to be colored naturally.
[01:55:30]  And I mean, we could probably just leave it there.
[01:55:33]  I generally do dress a little bit more modest.
[01:55:35]  So yeah, that would no problem.
[01:55:38]  Okay.
[01:55:39]  I mean, I don't know what you guys think if it's fair game for a guy to ask a woman to get her tattoos removed.
[01:55:46]  Yeah, I wouldn't go that far.
[01:55:47]  Wouldn't go that far.
[01:55:48]  And I do have a lot of shitty tattoos.
[01:55:50]  I will admit that.
[01:55:51]  Were your tattoos acquired during your drug stage or after the drug?
[01:55:55]  A little bit of both.
[01:55:56]  What about the neck tattoo?
[01:55:58]  This was done in August.
[01:56:00]  You got...
[01:56:00]  Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
[01:56:02]  The neck piece.
[01:56:03]  Yeah.
[01:56:03]  Yeah.
[01:56:04]  Was done like six months ago.
[01:56:06]  Yes.
[01:56:08]  And I plan on adding more.
[01:56:10]  And you want a conservative man.
[01:56:12]  I'm not like strictly conservative as long as they're not a crazy liberal.
[01:56:16]  Like, that's my only.
[01:56:19]  So they have to be a Trump voter.
[01:56:21]  No, no, they don't know.
[01:56:23]  Just.
[01:56:24]  Okay, well, they.
[01:56:25]  Well, they're not a Trump.
[01:56:29]  I didn't vote at all, but like.
[01:56:31]  Okay, so when you say you want a conservative man, what kind of man do you want?
[01:56:34]  Basically, not one that's crazy.
[01:56:37]  Like more conservative values.
[01:56:39]  Which is why.
[01:56:40]  More traditional, like, you know, men take care of the household.
[01:56:43]  Is it traditional for women to not be blasted in tattoos?
[01:56:47]  No, that's, yeah, no.
[01:56:49]  No, no, it is definitely traditional.
[01:56:51]  Okay, so then why if you're, I mean, if you're trying to attract a conservative guy, why would you blast yourself?
[01:57:01]  Because I'm not really, I'm not trying to attract anybody.
[01:57:03]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:57:04]  So you just don't care?
[01:57:05]  Pretty much.
[01:57:05]  I just don't care.
[01:57:06]  Like, if it happens, it happens.
[01:57:07]  Cool.
[01:57:08]  So you just have your daughter and gonna be celibate for the rest of your life.
[01:57:15]  Apparently.
[01:57:16]  Never have a life partner.
[01:57:18]  Probably.
[01:57:18]  Like, look, regardless of politics, I think across the board, I don't know if this is going to trigger people.
[01:57:25]  Tattoos.
[01:57:27]  Men do not assess tattoos positively on women.
[01:57:33]  My position on tattoos is it's either neutral at best or a negative.
[01:57:38]  Now, of course, there's some men who they have tattoos.
[01:57:41]  Some men have a tattoo fetish.
[01:57:44]  I think majority of men, tattoos are neutral at best.
[01:57:49]  So it's never positive or negative.
[01:57:52]  I get it.
[01:57:53]  Like, I've never looked at a beautiful woman and thought, gee, I wish she had more tattoos.
[01:57:57]  I get that.
[01:57:58]  I've never seen a beautiful woman with tattoos and never thought she looks better with tattoos.
[01:58:03]  See, that's where I definitely think some people look better with tattoos.
[01:58:06]  You think men look better with tattoos?
[01:58:08]  Yeah, women.
[01:58:11]  It just depends.
[01:58:12]  Like my tattoos, most of them are shitty.
[01:58:14]  I get that.
[01:58:15]  Well, I would explain it this way.
[01:58:16]  I think.
[01:58:17]  So men are attracted to femininity.
[01:58:20]  Women are attracted to masculinity.
[01:58:22]  Yeah.
[01:58:23]  I think tattoos, when you're doing an appraisal of somebody, you know, if you're reading a book by its cover a little bit, tattoos tend to masculinize.
[01:58:31]  Okay.
[01:58:32]  So you can have, you take a guy, you blast him in tattoos.
[01:58:36]  People will appraise him as being a bit rougher, a bit more masculine.
[01:58:42]  It doesn't mean he necessarily is, in fact, more masculine.
[01:58:46]  However, you blast a woman tattoos.
[01:58:51]  She reads as more less feminine.
[01:58:56]  She reads as more masculine.
[01:58:58]  And so, and look, there's varying degrees to this.
[01:59:01]  It's like, okay, she's got a heart on her ankle.
[01:59:06]  Minimal, like negligible, irrelevant.
[01:59:09]  But like full sleeves, like you do, you got a chest tattoo.
[01:59:13]  You got the cursive here.
[01:59:14]  You got the sept sternum, excuse me.
[01:59:17]  You've got the neck tattoo.
[01:59:19]  Do you have anything on your lip?
[01:59:20]  No.
[01:59:20]  You have finger tattoos?
[01:59:22]  Show your hands?
[01:59:22]  Nope, nothing yet.
[01:59:23]  Nothing on your hands?
[01:59:25]  Yeah, I mean, then it's like a scale.
[01:59:28]  It's a spectrum, and you're further on the spectrum, not of autism, but of tattoo activity.
[01:59:32]  I get it.
[01:59:33]  And I definitely plan to be more inked up too.
[01:59:36]  So you're getting more tattoos?
[01:59:37]  Oh, yeah.
[01:59:38]  I'm not done.
[01:59:39]  Okay.
[01:59:40]  I mean.
[01:59:42]  I know.
[01:59:43]  I'm like a walking contradiction.
[01:59:45]  So what is the craziness that you want to avoid from liberal left men?
[01:59:51]  I forgot what you said.
[01:59:52]  Like if you go to, I don't know, any protest, any of those weirdos that are like yelling at people for having a different opinion.
[02:00:02]  Like I think it's great that people can have different opinions, but it's like when you have the crazy people that are like, you don't deserve to live because you're wrong, which I've literally had people tell me to off myself and my daughter because I have Harry Potter tattoos.
[02:00:16]  That's crazy.
[02:00:17]  Yeah, it's great.

=== Standards vs. Money (15:53) ===

[02:00:18]  Question for you guys.
[02:00:18]  Do you think for me or for men?
[02:00:21]  By the way, just to be clear, I don't think tattoos are a deal breaker.
[02:00:25]  Although it depends to what degree.
[02:00:28]  I just wanted to clear that up.
[02:00:30]  They're not a deal breaker, although it is a preference for a woman to have no tattoos or minimal tattoos or the tattoo, you know, the placement of the tattoos, the type of the tattoo.
[02:00:41]  It's all a factor.
[02:00:42]  It's kind of a.
[02:00:44]  You know it when you see it, I guess.
[02:00:46]  But do you think it's wrong if I were to refuse to date a woman because she had tattoos?
[02:00:53]  Is that wrong?
[02:00:54]  No, no.
[02:00:54]  Is it wrong?
[02:00:55]  No, everyone has their preferences.
[02:00:58]  All right.
[02:00:59]  Okay.
[02:01:00]  No pushback.
[02:01:01]  Unfortunate.
[02:01:01]  I was hoping for a little pushback on that.
[02:01:03]  All right.
[02:01:04]  You know, oh, I wanted to pull something up.
[02:01:08]  Hmm.
[02:01:09]  You know what?
[02:01:10]  Let's go to the questionnaire, then we'll do the pull-up.
[02:01:13]  Okay.
[02:01:14]  What is the minimum yearly income to be your future husband?
[02:01:19]  Future husband, I wrote down a million dollars a year.
[02:01:29]  Okay, what about you?
[02:01:32]  200K.
[02:01:35]  200K.
[02:01:38]  What about you?
[02:01:39]  If they were just started out in the career, I'm fine with like 40 to 60,000.
[02:01:44]  40, 60,000.
[02:01:45]  What about you?
[02:01:46]  I think I said 100K because in Massachusetts, I think it's $150,000 is what you need to live comfortably.
[02:01:53]  So our combined salaries would be we could live comfortably.
[02:01:57]  Wait, did you write your Olympia, right?
[02:01:59]  No, I'm Carrie.
[02:02:00]  Oh, I'm Olympia.
[02:02:01]  Sorry, Mike.
[02:02:02]  That's Olympia.
[02:02:04]  My papers were out of order.
[02:02:08]  You wrote $100,000.
[02:02:09]  Okay.
[02:02:09]  Okay.
[02:02:10]  Sorry, guys, my papers were out of order.
[02:02:13]  What about you?
[02:02:14]  I said $65,000.
[02:02:15]  Okay, what about you?
[02:02:16]  I'm Mary.
[02:02:18]  Well, hypothetically, I guess.
[02:02:23]  Do you want me to say how much you're going to do?
[02:02:24]  I guess how much your husband makes, I guess?
[02:02:26]  Or when you were sitting there?
[02:02:28]  When you were single.
[02:02:29]  I'd rather not say how much.
[02:02:30]  Okay, what about you, Keith?
[02:02:32]  Oh, 100K?
[02:02:33]  100K.
[02:02:34]  All right.
[02:02:35]  So we have 1 mil for Chloe.
[02:02:38]  $200,000 for you.
[02:02:40]  Your boyfriend, who you think you guys are going to get married, he's the one.
[02:02:46]  Do you think he'll make $200K?
[02:02:48]  Or maybe he already is making that much?
[02:02:51]  Yeah, easily.
[02:02:51]  Wait, can I have you tilt your microphone down just a teeny bit?
[02:02:56]  Like that.
[02:02:56]  Yeah, perfect.
[02:02:58]  Yeah, easily.
[02:02:58]  All right, 200K.
[02:02:59]  The way that I see it is like, if you want me, well, not if you want me, but I want to be a stay-at-home mom at some point.
[02:03:07]  I want to raise my children.
[02:03:08]  Like, you need to make the combined income.
[02:03:10]  Because combined, easily 200K.
[02:03:14]  So if I'm going to stay home and watch the kids, you need to be able to make that.
[02:03:18]  Sure.
[02:03:18]  And that's going to be the case.
[02:03:21]  Got it.
[02:03:21]  Okay.
[02:03:22]  And Chloe here.
[02:03:23]  100 mil.
[02:03:25]  Not 100 mil.
[02:03:27]  Oh, sorry.
[02:03:27]  I misspoke.
[02:03:28]  1 million.
[02:03:29]  You want a guy who makes 1 million a year.
[02:03:31]  Yeah.
[02:03:32]  Is that not appropriate to think?
[02:03:39]  It's a lot.
[02:03:40]  That's a lot of money, Chloe.
[02:03:41]  I don't think it's that much.
[02:03:43]  How much do you make?
[02:03:44]  I make around like 500K.
[02:03:49]  You make more than that, don't you?
[02:03:51]  Maybe.
[02:03:51]  Last year.
[02:03:52]  See, some of these OF girls are making 500K a month.
[02:03:56]  Yeah, that's true, or more milk.
[02:03:57]  How much do you make?
[02:03:59]  You should show me your on your because some girls will lie about it, right?
[02:04:03]  But if you log into the OF on the phone, you can see, like, you have login access, right?
[02:04:09]  Okay.
[02:04:10]  Yeah.
[02:04:11]  You should show me.
[02:04:12]  Right now.
[02:04:13]  Sure.
[02:04:14]  Can I repeat it on the stream, though?
[02:04:17]  Um, I can't, I can't do that.
[02:04:19]  Okay.
[02:04:20]  Sorry.
[02:04:21]  But I do.
[02:04:22]  You, you make how much?
[02:04:23]  Do you make seven figures a year?
[02:04:27]  Probably this year I will.
[02:04:29]  Yeah.
[02:04:30]  What?
[02:04:30]  Am I allowed to ask you a question?
[02:04:32]  What do you post on your OnlyFans?
[02:04:35]  Um, a lot.
[02:04:38]  A lot.
[02:04:39]  Is it like, is it like porn?
[02:04:43]  Um, I have done stuff like that.
[02:04:46]  Like, yeah, I have done that for like custom videos and stuff for like my like super big supporters.
[02:04:55]  But mainly it's just like nudes and like lingerie and stuff.
[02:05:00]  But yeah.
[02:05:02]  Troy, think for the 10 on, I believe, either Venmo or Cash App.
[02:05:07]  Okay, so 100.
[02:05:09]  One, why do I keep saying 100 mil?
[02:05:11]  Maybe some money.
[02:05:12]  One mil.
[02:05:13]  One mil.
[02:05:14]  Speak it into existence.
[02:05:16]  One mil.
[02:05:17]  I don't know, Chloe.
[02:05:19]  It's a tough sale.
[02:05:20]  So she was asking you a good question.
[02:05:22]  On your OnlyFans, do you do boy girl content?
[02:05:25]  I have, but like I said earlier, I'm like really lonely, so I don't really have a guy to do that with.
[02:05:32]  But like, you know, but like searching right now.
[02:05:41]  Now, look, the thing with OnlyFans girls, you guys have to remember is even if they've been in a, they're married, they've been in relationships for one, two, three years, it is, uh, it hurts their bottom line to say they're in a relationship.
[02:05:54]  So Chloe may very well have like have a boyfriend.
[02:05:59]  Unfortunately, you're, are you a forever alone?
[02:06:01]  Are you forever friends?
[02:06:03]  I really want to get married and I really want to stop doing OnlyFans and I just want to get married.
[02:06:08]  Like, that's all I've really what does your management company think about me getting married?
[02:06:14]  Yeah, like quitting.
[02:06:15]  Don't they have an incentive to keep you in as long as possible?
[02:06:19]  They probably would be pretty upset if I did that.
[02:06:23]  Yeah, probably.
[02:06:25]  Okay.
[02:06:26]  So you're you live in Los Angeles.
[02:06:29]  Yeah.
[02:06:30]  And you're so lonely.
[02:06:33]  I am.
[02:06:34]  No guys.
[02:06:35]  I have some guy friends, but I just like, I don't know.
[02:06:39]  Like, no guy is like really interested in me right now.
[02:06:44]  What type of profession?
[02:06:49]  Bullshit.
[02:06:52]  Bullshit.
[02:06:53]  You're a fucking liar!
[02:06:54]  You're a fucking liar!
[02:06:56]  It's just, come on.
[02:06:58]  I mean, all these OF girls got boyfriends, or even if you don't, you can get one at any time.
[02:07:03]  You had a question for her?
[02:07:04]  Yeah, my question was: what profession do you think a man does to make a million dollars a year in income?
[02:07:10]  A CEO, someone that's famous in music or acting, which a lot of my friends are.
[02:07:20]  Like doing stuff like that.
[02:07:21]  I'm like surrounded around a lot of like wealthy people.
[02:07:25]  So I think that my standards grew a lot recently.
[02:07:30]  And also, I don't want to.
[02:07:32]  I would totally like be someone's girlfriend if they make less than me.
[02:07:36]  But if I decided to like, or if they like propose to me, it would definitely be something that I would think about, you know, like financially.
[02:07:45]  So you said a famous person, a performer, and what a CEO of a company or something.
[02:07:53]  I'm sure there's more.
[02:07:55]  Is your husband in town?
[02:07:57]  He is.
[02:07:59]  He came out here with me.
[02:08:02]  What are you?
[02:08:03]  He dropped me off here.
[02:08:05]  What are you implying?
[02:08:06]  Yeah, why are you asking me?
[02:08:07]  I don't know.
[02:08:07]  I'm just, I feel like you're looking for a man, Chloe.
[02:08:10]  She's got a husband.
[02:08:12]  I dread that.
[02:08:13]  I definitely don't want her husband.
[02:08:15]  No.
[02:08:16]  What?
[02:08:17]  Oh, yeah.
[02:08:18]  No.
[02:08:20]  It's open on.
[02:08:22]  Okay.
[02:08:22]  Never mind.
[02:08:24]  No, I saw him outside, I think.
[02:08:27]  You guys are really cute.
[02:08:28]  Thank you.
[02:08:29]  All right.
[02:08:29]  Well, that's a good question.
[02:08:30]  I have a question.
[02:08:31]  Yeah.
[02:08:32]  If you're like, so you would date someone that doesn't make as much as you or even a million dollars, what's the point of dating them?
[02:08:40]  Like, just to like have sex?
[02:08:43]  I feel like I'm a sexual person and I feel like I need to have that usually.
[02:08:50]  So yeah, I would like, I would like to have a boyfriend or someone that, you know, we're in a situationship or something.
[02:08:58]  But like, yeah, I don't think it matters that much about how much money they make in that situation.
[02:09:05]  But like I said earlier, like I would want to quit doing OnlyFans if I got married.
[02:09:09]  So I would want to make sure that I'm like really good off.
[02:09:13]  So wait, my question after that, like, how do you intend on finding that man if you're not currently being that?
[02:09:21]  Or like you don't, like you want, like you're being casual about it right now.
[02:09:24]  Like if you're not taking it seriously.
[02:09:26]  I know that's probably not your goal right now, but.
[02:09:28]  I wouldn't say that I'm not.
[02:09:30]  No, it is my goal right now.
[02:09:31]  I would literally get married like right now if I found the right guy.
[02:09:37]  And I do take it seriously for certain guys that meet my standards.
[02:09:42]  But other guys that I kind of just want to, like, you know, I think are cute or whatever, like, I, yeah, I wouldn't take them as serious.
[02:09:50]  What are your...
[02:09:53]  Oh, my gosh.
[02:10:05]  So, anyways.
[02:10:06]  Wait, what was that?
[02:10:07]  You just proposed to me?
[02:10:09]  It was a ring.
[02:10:10]  It was a ring.
[02:10:11]  It was a ring, yeah.
[02:10:12]  Well, you know what would be funny, though, is I don't think I would ever do this.
[02:10:17]  And not that they would ever go for this either.
[02:10:20]  Wouldn't it be with it would be quite ironic.
[02:10:23]  I don't know if irony is the right.
[02:10:26]  Like, if I just got Sophie Rain pregnant and then collected child support, that'd be kind of funny.
[02:10:36]  Now, of course, you would never go for it.
[02:10:39]  That's genius.
[02:10:41]  Genius.
[02:10:41]  Genius.
[02:10:43]  She frauds.
[02:10:44]  She frauds about her money, I think.
[02:10:46]  I don't think so.
[02:10:47]  Actually, I used to think that, but now I know that that's true, that she does make that much money.
[02:10:53]  I'm curious what the chat thinks, though.
[02:10:55]  Is it would it be a would that be an L or would it be a W?
[02:11:01]  I can't decide, actually.
[02:11:04]  I can actually decide.
[02:11:05]  I think it's a W.
[02:11:06]  I think it's an L. Like it's an L because look, I don't hate OF girls, but I do have, you know, I talk about, you know, I think sex work is generally bad.
[02:11:19]  And there's, I have issues with OnlyFans, porn, etc.
[02:11:25]  So it might look a little suspect if evil Brian knocked up like an OF girl, you know?
[02:11:38]  That would look, it would look bad, but it would also be so hilarious at the same time.
[02:11:45]  And I'm collecting child support from them.
[02:11:48]  I don't know.
[02:11:48]  It's just funny to think about.
[02:11:50]  I think it would be a W. Personally.
[02:11:53]  It would be a W.
[02:11:54]  I don't know.
[02:11:55]  I don't know.
[02:11:56]  It'd be a huge contradiction when you're teaching your kids, though, because she would have to still continue doing what she's doing to pay you the child support.
[02:12:03]  So then you'd have to turn around and tell your kids, yeah, well, mom does that to support me.
[02:12:07]  You know, it's that for life.
[02:12:09]  I don't think she has to do it anymore.
[02:12:11]  Convoluted.
[02:12:12]  Yeah, I don't know.
[02:12:13]  I go back and forth on it, you know, because obviously the opportunity is there, you know.
[02:12:19]  Obviously.
[02:12:20]  Obviously, the opportunity is there.
[02:12:24]  But yeah, it would be, it would be, yeah, it would be interesting.
[02:12:28]  It'd be funny.
[02:12:29]  Possibly the biggest troll ever of all time, maybe.
[02:12:33]  I don't know.
[02:12:33]  That should be funny.
[02:12:34]  Anyways, whatever.
[02:12:36]  What were we talking about?
[02:12:37]  Chloe wants a guy who makes a million dollars a year.
[02:12:40]  Yeah.
[02:12:43]  I would date a female billionaire.
[02:12:46]  Oh, yeah.
[02:12:47]  Yeah.
[02:12:48]  Like, but she could be old, you know.
[02:12:52]  Like, she could be like Mackenzie Bezos.
[02:12:55]  Bezos ex-wife, huh?
[02:12:56]  Yeah, she's actually kind of, like, she's kind of hot, not gonna lie.
[02:13:00]  I think a lot of single men would date a female billionaire.
[02:13:04]  It doesn't.
[02:13:04]  Yeah.
[02:13:05]  Yeah.
[02:13:05]  I'll even go after the Walmart ladies, and they're in their 70s, I think.
[02:13:10]  Just make sure there's no premium.
[02:13:12]  You have to move to Arkansas then.
[02:13:14]  Arkansas.
[02:13:14]  I don't know about that.
[02:13:15]  They don't move.
[02:13:16]  Yeah, well, you know, we're rich now, so we can live wherever.
[02:13:20]  No, they don't move.
[02:13:21]  I'll be there for one week and then Hawaii, California.
[02:13:26]  Yeah.
[02:13:27]  I would marry for money.
[02:13:30]  I would marry for a woman for money.
[02:13:34]  Yeah, why not?
[02:13:36]  Why not?
[02:13:38]  Isn't that what marriage is?
[02:13:39]  It's kind of like what you can get from the person?
[02:13:42]  Whoa.
[02:13:44]  Money?
[02:13:45]  Is that what you want a conservative man?
[02:13:47]  Because you think that he's going to pay all your bills.
[02:13:49]  Well, no, that would happen with any marriage.
[02:13:50]  Not all my bills, but like, isn't that a trade-off?
[02:13:53]  Isn't that what marriage is?
[02:13:54]  What you can get from somebody?
[02:13:55]  It's almost like prostitution in a way.
[02:13:59]  Wow.
[02:14:00]  In a way.
[02:14:01]  I think so.
[02:14:01]  No, it's a business.
[02:14:03]  Yeah, it's like a transaction.
[02:14:04]  I'm just saying.
[02:14:05]  Do you agree with her?
[02:14:06]  I will not say that.
[02:14:08]  No, but when you marry with someone just for money.
[02:14:11]  No, just obviously.
[02:14:13]  Just kidding.
[02:14:13]  I only date broke women.
[02:14:17]  That's my opinion.
[02:14:18]  Well, she dates broke men too, so I, yeah.
[02:14:21]  I mean.
[02:14:22]  I don't care about the woman's money, to be honest.
[02:14:24]  It doesn't matter.
[02:14:25]  Like a woman's career, status, money, doesn't matter.
[02:14:29]  Don't care.
[02:14:30]  Yeah, I don't think I care.
[02:14:32]  At all.
[02:14:33]  She could work at Chick-fil-A.
[02:14:34]  Don't care.
[02:14:36]  She could work at McDonald's.
[02:14:37]  Don't care.
[02:14:38]  I have a question for her, for Chloe.
[02:14:42]  If you get in love with a guy that is not rich, he's having an average job, but he treats you beautiful.
[02:14:55]  He's very attentive with you.
[02:14:58]  He is romantic.
[02:15:02]  He has a good heart.
[02:15:03]  He's a good person.
[02:15:05]  Do you think you can get in love with someone like that and you can, I mean.
[02:15:12]  Yeah, I was like in my longest relationship in high school and a little bit after.
[02:15:18]  I was dating a really cute guy that did not make any money.
[02:15:24]  And I was madly in love with him.
[02:15:27]  And I started doing OnlyFans and like social media when we were together.
[02:15:32]  And then I started making a lot of money very fast because before I didn't even have a job ever.
[02:15:39]  And then it just like kind of really changed our relationship dynamic.
[02:15:43]  I feel like I was like, Kind of felt like more masculine than him for some reason.
[02:15:51]  And like he felt like I wasn't, I don't know, it was just uncomfortable to me like how our relationship changed in that way.
[02:16:00]  So that's why I broke up with him because I just felt like it was a power imbalance and it was just like, I don't know, it's just that we didn't fit together.
[02:16:09]  But me and him are still friends.

=== Power Imbalance and Height Standards (14:33) ===

[02:16:12]  I actually like hired him to like help me like film my videos and stuff.
[02:16:18]  So, I mean, me and him are still really good friends.
[02:16:22]  And I was madly in love with him at a point and I wish him the best.
[02:16:27]  I just don't think that the power imbalance like in a relationship, because I really wanted to marry him when I was like, you know, in high school.
[02:16:36]  But then everything changed when, you know, my life changed a lot.
[02:16:41]  I believe that it was not only money that you can make way more money than him.
[02:16:47]  Yeah.
[02:16:47]  But also the type of job that you have.
[02:16:50]  Yeah.
[02:16:51]  That, you know, it's like I'm assuming that broke his heart.
[02:16:57]  He was actually really supportive, surprisingly.
[02:17:00]  Like he helped me with a lot of videos.
[02:17:02]  We actually did a lot of videos together.
[02:17:06]  But I guess he was jealous, like how much attention that I was getting and stuff.
[02:17:12]  So that definitely played a part in our relationship breaking down.
[02:17:16]  And I think that I would need to be in a relationship with someone that understands like social media or having a big following in some way so we can like relate to that because it's just harder.
[02:17:32]  But I mean, I have dated guys that is like, you know, just not like doing it.
[02:17:38]  No.
[02:17:39]  They're usually really supportive and they think it's cool.
[02:17:42]  Kind of.
[02:17:43]  I don't know.
[02:17:43]  That's what, at least I think.
[02:17:45]  Was he supportive of you starting OnlyFans?
[02:17:49]  Yeah, he was.
[02:17:50]  Actually, I see the one that he told you to start or did you kind of just start and he helped you out?
[02:17:55]  No, actually, I got flown out by a really big YouTuber to go to Miami.
[02:18:05]  And I lived in a content house and I had to leave him, but we were still doing like long distance.
[02:18:10]  And that also probably was a big part because I was like living with other guy YouTubers and stuff.
[02:18:18]  And it was like really difficult for our, but I mean, it was still going well.
[02:18:22]  But, you know, that is complicated because we were living together.
[02:18:25]  Were you making content with other people?
[02:18:27]  No, it was always just him.
[02:18:30]  But if in this moment you find a very nice guy that doesn't make so much money, like you want it.
[02:18:37]  Yeah.
[02:18:38]  And he treats you so well and he says, hey, quit your job, get a normal job.
[02:18:44]  We're going to have a beautiful relationship.
[02:18:46]  I don't think so.
[02:18:48]  I would definitely like date someone like that, but to marry someone, no.
[02:18:52]  They would have to make more money too because I really want to have children and I want to just feel secure.
[02:19:00]  And after feeling this security of what I do right now, I don't think I could go back to that, you know?
[02:19:07]  But you would still date that, though.
[02:19:09]  Yeah.
[02:19:10]  So you would go back to that, like in a way.
[02:19:12]  Yeah, but I'm still making my money doing OnlyFans, you know?
[02:19:15]  So that's not actually.
[02:19:16]  Do you think your relationship would be like that though?
[02:19:18]  Like the imbalance?
[02:19:19]  Like you would experience that again if you dated below what you make?
[02:19:24]  Yeah, probably, but I guess it doesn't matter to me that much if we're not getting married.
[02:19:31]  Let's do this.
[02:19:32]  I have a magic eight ball here.
[02:19:35]  Chloe wants a guy who makes a minimum $1 million a year.
[02:19:39]  I'm going to ask them.
[02:19:40]  You asked the magic eight ball.
[02:19:41]  Okay.
[02:19:44]  Will I get a man that makes a million dollars a year?
[02:19:48]  My husband.
[02:19:48]  And I'm going to have Kayla read it so you know I'm not frauding.
[02:19:54]  Ah, shoot, wait.
[02:19:56]  I got to shake it again.
[02:19:57]  Sorry, it wasn't.
[02:19:58]  It was like not shown properly.
[02:20:01]  No.
[02:20:02]  Wait, no, read the whole thing.
[02:20:04]  Oh, no doubt about it.
[02:20:05]  Fuck.
[02:20:08]  You know what?
[02:20:09]  You know what?
[02:20:10]  I got to just every I got to fix the dice in there where everything is just no and just anyways.
[02:20:17]  Okay.
[02:20:18]  How tall are you and what's the minimum height of a man you would date?
[02:20:22]  I'm 5'7 and minimum would be like 5'7 ⁇ , 5'8.
[02:20:27]  What about you?
[02:20:28]  I'm 6'feet tall, but my boyfriend's 6'5.
[02:20:32]  I guess.
[02:20:33]  Bro, you gotta.
[02:20:34]  You need to propose.
[02:20:35]  Don't wait for him to propose.
[02:20:37]  You need to propose.
[02:20:38]  You gotta lock that down.
[02:20:39]  You gotta put a ring on that.
[02:20:41]  6'5.
[02:20:42]  He's a Chad.
[02:20:44]  Yeah.
[02:20:45]  You gotta, shit.
[02:20:46]  You gotta, you gotta lock that down.
[02:20:48]  He's gonna put a ring on this finger.
[02:20:51]  Trust that.
[02:20:53]  Okay.
[02:20:53]  Why do you want to do that?
[02:20:55]  You should also wear a fake wedding ring like I do.
[02:20:58]  I do.
[02:20:58]  You do?
[02:20:59]  Perfect.
[02:20:59]  Because I don't want to get hit on when I'm working.
[02:21:01]  I wear it when I'm working.
[02:21:02]  Fake ring.
[02:21:03]  Yeah, a fake wedding ring so nobody talks to me when I'm in public.
[02:21:07]  All right.
[02:21:08]  height?
[02:21:09]  Oh, I'm 5'3", 5'4", so I'll probably, anything that size enough, I guess.
[02:21:17]  I'm 5'3", 5'4", and 6 feet.
[02:21:21]  Hold up.
[02:21:22]  Whoa, Hold on.
[02:21:24]  Rewind the fucking tape.
[02:21:26]  Or actually, record stop.
[02:21:28]  I know.
[02:21:29]  So you're 38.
[02:21:31]  Yeah.
[02:21:32]  You let me break this down.
[02:21:34]  Hold on.
[02:21:34]  Let me break this down.
[02:21:37]  You're 38.
[02:21:38]  You're a single mom.
[02:21:39]  You have one kid.
[02:21:42]  You want a guy who makes $100,000 a year.
[02:21:45]  You're 5'3.
[02:21:47]  You want a guy who's 6' tall.
[02:21:49]  Did I already say you want a guy who makes $100,000 a year?
[02:21:53]  He has to be conservative.
[02:21:54]  Does it, that's you don't want to change anything about it.
[02:21:58]  These are all, I can have wiggle room with my requirements.
[02:22:03]  But no, no, no.
[02:22:04]  These are minimum yearly income, minimum height, minimum income for you, $100,000.
[02:22:11]  That was the equation.
[02:22:14]  Okay, Nathan, on the Windows tab, you're going to look for something that says calculator.
[02:22:20]  And then you're going to click it.
[02:22:22]  Do you see it?
[02:22:24]  So, no, no, no.
[02:22:25]  Like on that other computer screen, you're going to see something in the favorite, the bookmark bar that says calculator.
[02:22:36]  So you're going to see like G-Ma, you know, Twitch.
[02:22:40]  Do you see it?
[02:22:41]  Okay.
[02:22:42]  Pull that up, F11, and then we're going to have her run the calculator.
[02:22:48]  Okay.
[02:22:49]  Tell us the age of men, like the age range you'd be willing to date.
[02:22:54]  And like, obviously legal.
[02:22:56]  So I'd say 27 to whatever.
[02:22:59]  Okay.
[02:22:59]  And then adjust those.
[02:23:01]  27 to.
[02:23:02]  Even that's pushing it.
[02:23:03]  But like, yeah, no, no age.
[02:23:05]  Well, 27, you're 38.
[02:23:07]  Yeah, exactly.
[02:23:07]  That's pushing.
[02:23:08]  You're going to date a 27-year-old?
[02:23:09]  no let's let's bump it up to like what's the let's go 30.
[02:23:13]  Okay, that's fair.
[02:23:14]  All right.
[02:23:14]  To what?
[02:23:16]  No age.
[02:23:17]  You'll date a 100-year-old?
[02:23:18]  Yeah, they'll die someday.
[02:23:19]  That'll be.
[02:23:21]  Really?
[02:23:23]  So long as there's no prenup.
[02:23:25]  You think it would still work?
[02:23:27]  That wouldn't matter.
[02:23:29]  It wouldn't matter?
[02:23:30]  No.
[02:23:31]  So you would just do it for money?
[02:23:33]  What?
[02:23:35]  Okay, if we're playing realistically, okay, I would say.
[02:23:37]  So you date an 80-year-old who makes $100,000 who's six feet?
[02:23:41]  No, okay.
[02:23:42]  So we'll play realistically.
[02:23:43]  We'll go like 55.
[02:23:46]  Of the men who are six feet who make $100,000, what does their height have to be?
[02:23:54]  5'7.
[02:23:55]  What the fuck?
[02:23:56]  5'7, hard?
[02:23:57]  Hard?
[02:23:57]  Minimum 50.
[02:23:58]  But you said your minimum height is 6 feet.
[02:24:00]  Yeah, well.
[02:24:02]  That, okay, preference-wise.
[02:24:05]  No, but the question is not preference.
[02:24:07]  Like, it's my preference to date a woman who's a billionaire.
[02:24:10]  Would I date a woman who's broke?
[02:24:11]  Absolutely not.
[02:24:12]  Okay, yeah.
[02:24:13]  So, no, like, hard would not date any shorter than would be 5'8.
[02:24:18]  5'7 is pushing it.
[02:24:20]  You said 6 feet.
[02:24:20]  We're putting the shit.
[02:24:21]  All right, no, six feet's fine.
[02:24:22]  Yeah, we'll keep it.
[02:24:23]  Keep it.
[02:24:23]  Chloe, get your BBL out of here.
[02:24:26]  Get your BBL out of here.
[02:24:28]  Oh, my God.
[02:24:29]  Oh, my God.
[02:24:29]  Look at my BBL.
[02:24:30]  Oh, my God.
[02:24:31]  Look at my butt.
[02:24:32]  Okay.
[02:24:33]  Go ahead.
[02:24:33]  Pull it back up, Nathan.
[02:24:35]  Is it real?
[02:24:36]  All right.
[02:24:36]  Let's be realistic.
[02:24:37]  Come on, give it age.
[02:24:39]  What?
[02:24:39]  84?
[02:24:40]  85.
[02:24:42]  Dubious, but okay.
[02:24:44]  Do you want to exclude men who are already married?
[02:24:47]  Like, you can't be chasing down her husband.
[02:24:49]  No, that's all right.
[02:24:50]  So, they can't be married.
[02:24:52]  No, I don't care.
[02:24:53]  They can be married.
[02:24:54]  So, you'll date a guy who is married?
[02:24:57]  If their wife was okay with it, yeah.
[02:25:02]  I don't know what to do.
[02:25:05]  But hold on.
[02:25:06]  So, I don't know why they put the exclude.
[02:25:11]  That's so fucking dumb.
[02:25:12]  Whoever runs this.
[02:25:13]  Yeah, it's weird.
[02:25:14]  99% of married men are not available.
[02:25:17]  That's such a dumb.
[02:25:18]  Okay, whatever.
[02:25:19]  We're just going to bring it back up.
[02:25:21]  We're just going to exclude married because it's fucking stupid.
[02:25:24]  Of the single men that are available.
[02:25:27]  Race?
[02:25:27]  Any race preference?
[02:25:28]  No.
[02:25:29]  Okay.
[02:25:30]  We keep it at six.
[02:25:31]  Do you want to exclude obese men?
[02:25:33]  Yes.
[02:25:35]  Didn't you say you're overweight?
[02:25:37]  Yeah.
[02:25:38]  But there's a difference between overweight and overweight.
[02:25:39]  I don't know if you fall into.
[02:25:41]  Probably not.
[02:25:42]  I don't think you're overweight.
[02:25:43]  I'm not, unfortunately.
[02:25:45]  Unfortunately, because I wanted to get the gastric sleeve and they told me I couldn't because I wasn't big enough yet.
[02:25:53]  Okay.
[02:25:54]  All right.
[02:25:55]  What's the definition?
[02:25:57]  Hold on.
[02:25:57]  Let me Google this.
[02:25:58]  How much does a woman, how tall do you, need to weigh at 5'3?
[02:26:03]  5'3' Yeah.
[02:26:04]  To be to be obese before I read it, tell me what your weight is: 170.
[02:26:14]  Okay.
[02:26:17]  A woman who is 5'3 inches is generally classified as having obesity with a BMI of 30 or higher, which corresponds to a weight of 169 pounds or more.
[02:26:29]  Yeah, that's probably why I was on the cusp of sleeve.
[02:26:33]  Technically, you're obese.
[02:26:36]  Not morbidly obese.
[02:26:38]  Technically, obese.
[02:26:40]  Yeah, still excluding obese men.
[02:26:41]  Still won't date obese men.
[02:26:43]  Absolutely not.
[02:26:43]  I'll pull it back up, Nathan.
[02:26:46]  Minimum income, she said $100,000.
[02:26:48]  We'll do $100,000.
[02:26:50]  And then do click find out.
[02:26:54]  The probability.
[02:26:55]  Wait, wait, wait.
[02:26:56]  Score back up?
[02:26:57]  Yeah.
[02:26:58]  Oh my God.
[02:26:58]  That's so funny.
[02:26:59]  Zoom it out one.
[02:27:00]  Do you know how to?
[02:27:01]  Yeah.
[02:27:02]  So 0.48%.
[02:27:07]  Perfectly fine.
[02:27:09]  You're screwed.
[02:27:10]  That's fine.
[02:27:11]  I know.
[02:27:12]  You're gigafucked.
[02:27:13]  I know I am.
[02:27:15]  The question you have to ask yourself is: are you a 1% woman?
[02:27:20]  Are you.
[02:27:22]  I'm okay with being alone forever.
[02:27:24]  What if you were to.
[02:27:26]  What part of the country you live?
[02:27:28]  Massachusetts.
[02:27:29]  Like Boston?
[02:27:30]  Yeah.
[02:27:32]  What if you were to lower your requirement, your standards a little bit to be a bit more reasonable?
[02:27:39]  Depend.
[02:27:39]  Like, I would definitely lower my standards a bit, but it depends on what.
[02:27:43]  Like, I could wiggle room on height.
[02:27:44]  I could wiggle room.
[02:27:45]  Yeah, yeah, so let's bring it down to 5'4 on the height.
[02:27:48]  You're 5'3?
[02:27:49]  No, no, no.
[02:27:50]  We're gonna bring 4.
[02:27:51]  I like wearing platforms.
[02:27:53]  Who gives a fuck about platforms?
[02:27:54]  The IQ.
[02:27:55]  You got bigger problems to deal with.
[02:27:58]  Cupcake.
[02:28:00]  Okay, so here's what we're gonna do.
[02:28:02]  I'm gonna give you some advice.
[02:28:03]  I'm gonna give you some game.
[02:28:05]  I'm gonna put you where you should be at.
[02:28:07]  Okay.
[02:28:09]  As a black man.
[02:28:10]  Okay, I don't know why I'm talking like that.
[02:28:11]  What the fuck?
[02:28:13]  Sometimes it's my, I'm actually technically African-American because my dad was born in North Africa and my mom was born in America, which technically makes me technically African-American.
[02:28:25]  We can tell.
[02:28:26]  I'm just gonna.
[02:28:29]  Thank you.
[02:28:30]  Thank you very much.
[02:28:33]  So you got to bring it down to 5'4.
[02:28:36]  Now, look, you'll probably get a guy who's a bit taller.
[02:28:38]  Most men are taller than that.
[02:28:39]  The average is 5'9, 5'10.
[02:28:43]  Six feet, right?
[02:28:45]  Isn't that what you wrote?
[02:28:46]  Not happening.
[02:28:47]  Get that out.
[02:28:49]  Get that fucking out of here.
[02:28:51]  The next thing, $100,000 a year.
[02:28:56]  I live in one of the most expensive states.
[02:28:59]  We couldn't live comfortably otherwise.
[02:29:01]  Fucking Idaho is calling.
[02:29:03]  Wait, I would move.
[02:29:04]  I would agree with you.
[02:29:05]  I would absolutely relocate.
[02:29:07]  Aren't you her standard?
[02:29:08]  Like, you're over six feet.
[02:29:10]  I'm sure you make over 100K.
[02:29:13]  Wait, what are you trying to say?
[02:29:15]  I'm just saying, you're saying it's impossible, but like you literally are that.
[02:29:19]  No, that's like.
[02:29:20]  No, I'm not saying those men don't exist.
[02:29:22]  Yeah, they exist to be interesting.
[02:29:24]  They don't want her.
[02:29:25]  Exactly.
[02:29:26]  Which I fully understand.
[02:29:29]  $100,000 a year, six feet.
[02:29:32]  What was the other thing you said?
[02:29:33]  There was some other criteria.
[02:29:35]  I mean, conservative.
[02:29:37]  I think that was it.
[02:29:39]  Have to accept you exactly how you are.
[02:29:41]  You cannot level up or change whatsoever.
[02:29:43]  I will lose the septum ring.
[02:29:46]  I'm giving up the septum ring.
[02:29:48]  And, oh, and whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
[02:29:50]  I didn't even.
[02:29:51]  Hold on.
[02:29:51]  Let me.
[02:29:54]  Technically obese.
[02:29:55]  Okay.
[02:29:56]  Okay, look, I'm fat too.
[02:29:57]  I got to lose some weight.
[02:29:58]  Technically obese.
[02:30:00]  I want to lose weight.
[02:30:01]  So there's that.
[02:30:01]  I'm going to go out of that.
[02:30:03]  38.
[02:30:08]  Ex-heroin/slash cocaine addicts.
[02:30:13]  Ex-addict.
[02:30:15]  And I have BPD.
[02:30:16]  And you have borderline personality disorder.
[02:30:20]  And a guy's got to be six feet and make $100K to deal with.
[02:30:26]  No offense.
[02:30:27]  You?
[02:30:27]  No, I get it.
[02:30:28]  I fully get it.
[02:30:30]  You got to be, boys, you got to be above average height, six feet, a six-foot chad.
[02:30:35]  Is that really above average for men?
[02:30:37]  Six feet is above average.
[02:30:38]  5'9 5'10 and make 100.
[02:30:41]  You gotta make 100K a year.

=== Dating a Gay Dwarf (15:22) ===

[02:30:45]  Or we could move, or we could move.
[02:30:47]  100K am asked.
[02:30:48]  Look, you gotta.
[02:30:50]  This is who you're gonna, you should reasonably end up with.
[02:30:53]  You're gonna end up with a chubby Mexican drywaller who makes $50,000 a year.
[02:31:00]  He's a hard worker who used to be addicted to opium.
[02:31:04]  Yeah, that's that's that's your guy.
[02:31:06]  That's your guy, not the six-foot $100,000 a year.
[02:31:10]  That's why I'm alone, which is fine.
[02:31:13]  What's wrong with Mexican guys?
[02:31:16]  There's nothing wrong with Mexico.
[02:31:17]  There's nothing wrong with I'm just very hard working men that they make in the roofing thing.
[02:31:23]  They worked 16 hours.
[02:31:25]  Like, what if they had, what if this dream guy had all every trait that you ever wanted, but he was homeless and didn't make any money.
[02:31:34]  Like, what if you met him in your life?
[02:31:35]  See, I've also been homeless, and I know that most of them don't have any desire to do anything.
[02:31:40]  Yeah, there's a typical.
[02:31:41]  What about a very nice, kind guy that accepts you and love you, and try, and he's Christian.
[02:31:48]  That one wouldn't be a deal breaker, so long as he accepted that.
[02:31:51]  I would never be.
[02:31:54]  Oh, damn, bro.
[02:31:58]  Why not?
[02:31:59]  This is called no offense.
[02:32:01]  Don't be offended by this, but there's a term.
[02:32:02]  There's a scientific term that's, I didn't coin it.
[02:32:08]  It's called hoflation.
[02:32:12]  Hoflation.
[02:32:14]  To land.
[02:32:16]  Look, I'm just being realistic.
[02:32:18]  To land a 38-year-old single mom, ex-drug addict with borderline personality disorder.
[02:32:31]  What was the other thing?
[02:32:33]  I don't even know.
[02:32:35]  You know a little plump.
[02:32:40]  Yep.
[02:32:41]  You got to be six foot and make $100,000 a year.
[02:32:45]  Is that where we are?
[02:32:47]  I didn't realize that six foot wasn't the average.
[02:32:50]  It's like, I guess all my guys are really tall.
[02:32:53]  You don't even get 5'9.
[02:32:56]  You get a dwarf, actually.
[02:32:58]  Nope.
[02:32:59]  Dwarf women fine with it.
[02:33:03]  Like a clean-cut, conservative dwarf man.
[02:33:06]  And you, fair trade.
[02:33:08]  Nope, I'm fine with being they might even be settling a little bit, the dwarf.
[02:33:12]  They're settling a little bit.
[02:33:13]  I'm fine with Forever Alone.
[02:33:16]  Dwarves sometimes are.
[02:33:18]  I know, Terry and Lannister.
[02:33:19]  Some of them have.
[02:33:20]  What is dwarfs?
[02:33:23]  Little person.
[02:33:23]  A little person.
[02:33:25]  Oh.
[02:33:26]  It used to be, but it's no longer politically correct.
[02:33:29]  A midget.
[02:33:31]  A midget.
[02:33:31]  But don't say that.
[02:33:33]  I thought dwarves were actually taller than midgets.
[02:33:35]  I'm not sure, to be honest.
[02:33:37]  Yeah, I think there is a distinction between the two.
[02:33:40]  But anyways, there's a little person little person is the new one.
[02:33:43]  Yeah.
[02:33:43]  Even I think they still like dwarf, though.
[02:33:47]  Hey, but those people can be very hard worker, very nice.
[02:33:50]  Of course, I love dwarves.
[02:33:51]  And they be.
[02:33:52]  I'm the number one dwarf.
[02:33:54]  I guarantee you they got high standards too.
[02:33:57]  What's the solidarity?
[02:33:59]  I'm an ally to dwarves.
[02:34:01]  Okay.
[02:34:01]  I would date a woman dwarf.
[02:34:04]  I would date a dwarf.
[02:34:05]  If anybody knows a dwarf, send her my way.
[02:34:08]  I'll date her.
[02:34:10]  Does she have to be a billionaire too?
[02:34:11]  No, she's pretty broke.
[02:34:13]  Okay, cool.
[02:34:13]  I mean, it'd be nice if she had a car so she could drive to me, even with the booster seat or whatever they use.
[02:34:21]  Pedal extenders.
[02:34:23]  Genuine question, though.
[02:34:24]  Do any of you know a female dwarf?
[02:34:26]  This has been on my bucket list for the longest time.
[02:34:29]  In high school.
[02:34:29]  And it can't be like, I mean, I like short women, but it can't, like, you know, there's these short women who are still proportionate.
[02:34:38]  It has to be a dwarf.
[02:34:40]  Not just, she's 4'9, but she's proportionate.
[02:34:43]  Fuck that.
[02:34:44]  Dwarf.
[02:34:45]  Fucking dwarf.
[02:34:46]  Do you know dwarf, Chloe?
[02:34:48]  Find me a fucking dwarf.
[02:34:49]  Do you ever want to come back on this fucking podcast?
[02:34:52]  You find me a fucking female dwarf.
[02:34:54]  You understand?
[02:34:55]  You understand, Chloe?
[02:34:56]  Wait, why don't you get the pet up?
[02:34:57]  You fucking understand.
[02:34:59]  Why do you want her to get the pet up?
[02:35:02]  She doesn't traffic in dwarves.
[02:35:06]  She doesn't traffic.
[02:35:07]  She doesn't traffic in dwarves.
[02:35:09]  Anyways, I don't know.
[02:35:11]  I don't know.
[02:35:12]  Is that weird that I would date a dwarf?
[02:35:16]  Are we joking or your serious?
[02:35:18]  I would, I would at least have sexual intercourse with a dwarf.
[02:35:23]  I would have sex with a dwarf.
[02:35:26]  And if she's pleasant, she can become one of my concubines.
[02:35:31]  Slash wives.
[02:35:32]  One of my wives.
[02:35:36]  She can be my little maid.
[02:35:40]  Little?
[02:35:41]  Little maid.
[02:35:41]  Yeah.
[02:35:42]  Little maid.
[02:35:42]  No, not her height.
[02:35:43]  Like, little maid.
[02:35:45]  Like, she helps out around the house a little bit.
[02:35:48]  Right.
[02:35:49]  Yeah.
[02:35:49]  But I, nobody knows a dwarf, really.
[02:35:52]  Where do you find dwarves?
[02:35:53]  Is there a dating app?
[02:35:54]  I tried to join one and I got banned.
[02:35:56]  They're like, you're not a dwarf, Brian.
[02:35:59]  I tried to date.
[02:36:01]  Wait, so you like genuinely, like, this was like a real thing.
[02:36:03]  They're thick.
[02:36:04]  Have you seen a dwarf?
[02:36:05]  They are thick.
[02:36:06]  They're thick.
[02:36:07]  I've been thicky ickies.
[02:36:08]  I've seen, I've met Weiman before, but that's a male.
[02:36:11]  That is a male.
[02:36:12]  I'm not gay, unfortunately.
[02:36:14]  I'm not gay.
[02:36:16]  Yeah.
[02:36:16]  Is there, I wonder if like somebody, you know, like how there's gay for pay if there's gay for dwarf?
[02:36:21]  Gay for dwarf.
[02:36:22]  Gay for dwarf.
[02:36:23]  Dude, gay dwarfs, like you know how like gay dwarfs.
[02:36:29]  We should have a gay dwarf on the show to talk.
[02:36:31]  That's like, shit, that's gotta be.
[02:36:33]  Do you think it's hard for her to find her dream man?
[02:36:36]  They probably have a hard time finding like another gay.
[02:36:39]  Well, they're not looking to date another gay dwarf, just a gay man.
[02:36:42]  But what gay man would want you know what though?
[02:36:45]  I'm sure they fare very well.
[02:36:48]  Yeah, I'm not a limited commodity, so you know, by that determination.
[02:36:53]  I wonder if gay dwarves have it easier than straight dwarves.
[02:36:59]  Oh, because like men, men fuck.
[02:37:03]  Like gay guys, dating is kind of easy for them, is my understanding.
[02:37:08]  Like, there's not this complicated song and dance.
[02:37:12]  You know, the song and dance that men and women have?
[02:37:14]  Gay guys, they're usually all just fuck.
[02:37:16]  They're usually all just damn.
[02:37:17]  They just fuck.
[02:37:18]  You know, I feel like the gay men, this sounds terrible, but look, I'm straight, okay?
[02:37:23]  I'm heterosexual.
[02:37:25]  But from what I've heard, there's not this extra layer of complication that you encounter in heterosexual relationships.
[02:37:33]  Like, there's not this fucking game bull.
[02:37:36]  And I don't know why, really.
[02:37:38]  It's more honest.
[02:37:39]  Yeah, it's more honest.
[02:37:40]  It's more just straight to the point.
[02:37:41]  All right, let's fuck.
[02:37:42]  With women, you can't really do that unless you're Chris Brown and you used to beat women.
[02:37:51]  Anyways, but no, I mean, you know, most men, that's not an effective strategy.
[02:38:03]  Hi, I find you attractive.
[02:38:07]  May I penetrate you with my penis?
[02:38:11]  It doesn't work.
[02:38:12]  It doesn't work.
[02:38:13]  You know, you got to have, you got to, it can take a couple dates, a couple weeks, sometimes.
[02:38:19]  Some women are down to fuck right away, right, Chloe?
[02:38:22]  But, right?
[02:38:24]  Not, I'm saying in general.
[02:38:27]  Yes.
[02:38:27]  Yeah.
[02:38:28]  You know, some women are DTF, but not even some women in some instances are DTF, but in other instances, they're making that fucker wait.
[02:38:39]  And so, I don't know.
[02:38:43]  Gay dudes just fuck.
[02:38:44]  They fuck right away, right?
[02:38:45]  Has a gay dude ever been like, oh, we got to wait till the third date?
[02:38:48]  No.
[02:38:48]  They just do that shit right away, right?
[02:38:50]  Right?
[02:38:51]  Am I wrong?
[02:38:51]  I don't.
[02:38:52]  I feel like a lot of them are like in open relationships, too.
[02:38:55]  Like, they don't, they don't really get surprised.
[02:38:57]  They're promiscuous.
[02:38:58]  Yeah, I'm like, gay guys.
[02:38:59]  Even married gay men are pretty much open, I think, for the most part.
[02:39:04]  Are they?
[02:39:05]  A lot.
[02:39:05]  I mean, I assume there's still gay guys I know who are married.
[02:39:09]  But they're just gay relationships.
[02:39:11]  But back to the dwarf thing.
[02:39:13]  I think I'm wondering if it's harder for a gay dwarf.
[02:39:19]  Because then you, because I think gay dwarves have access to normal height men.
[02:39:24]  Right.
[02:39:25]  But like straight dwarves, male, definitely don't have access to regular.
[02:39:33]  I feel like that's normal height.
[02:39:35]  Like normal heighted women, you know?
[02:39:39]  Yeah.
[02:39:39]  Whereas female dwarves, a female dwarf could get on a like a tender or hinge.
[02:39:48]  She can fuck.
[02:39:49]  She can fuck regular height dudes.
[02:39:53]  And that's unfair.
[02:39:54]  I feel for my male dwarf brothers in arms.
[02:39:58]  Solidarity, ally.
[02:40:00]  Like, why is it that the female dwarves, they can just fuck regular dudes.
[02:40:03]  Weigh man could just fuck.
[02:40:05]  You know what?
[02:40:05]  Women are really superficial.
[02:40:07]  I would fuck a female dwarf, but none of y'all would fuck a male dwarf.
[02:40:10]  What's up with that?
[02:40:12]  i have a man well if you were yeah six foot five exactly Yeah, he's like, he's like, how many weigh mans is that?
[02:40:19]  See, you're six feet.
[02:40:20]  I'm six feet.
[02:40:21]  I would fuck a dwarf.
[02:40:22]  You wouldn't fuck a dwarf.
[02:40:23]  Because I would only...
[02:40:24]  My man.
[02:40:25]  If you were single, no, if you're single, you still wouldn't fuck a dwarf.
[02:40:30]  Show of hands.
[02:40:31]  Who would fuck a dwarf?
[02:40:33]  I'd think about it.
[02:40:34]  I'd probably have sex with a dwarf, date a dwarf.
[02:40:36]  I would date a dwarf.
[02:40:37]  Yeah, I probably would have the opportunity had come across my way when I was younger.
[02:40:43]  Well, it just never happened.
[02:40:44]  I'm trying to think, like, sure, I met the cast of the, what is it, the Rockefeller Show, where they have a bunch of them as elves.
[02:40:51]  I met the cast of that, but most of them were actually married, which is hilarious.
[02:40:57]  But would you be upset?
[02:40:59]  Because you're in an open marriage, if your husband had a threesome with two female dwarves?
[02:41:04]  Absolutely not.
[02:41:05]  That would be great.
[02:41:07]  You'd be on board.
[02:41:08]  I've had that conversation with him.
[02:41:09]  He said, ah, maybe I would do one.
[02:41:11]  Do you participate in threesomes with him?
[02:41:13]  I have not.
[02:41:14]  Okay, so he does his thing on his own.
[02:41:17]  Like, he doesn't involve you.
[02:41:18]  No.
[02:41:19]  Okay, so it's not like a threesome thing.
[02:41:20]  Okay.
[02:41:21]  Open marriage, though.
[02:41:22]  Open marriage.
[02:41:23]  Yeah.
[02:41:24]  Are there, like you just said, dwarves just aren't, they're not, you can't just go to the bus stop or the local coffee shop.
[02:41:30]  They're not just where do you find a dwarves?
[02:41:31]  Willy-nilly everywhere.
[02:41:33]  Does anybody know?
[02:41:34]  Is there a dating app?
[02:41:35]  I don't know.
[02:41:36]  Create one.
[02:41:36]  You don't know.
[02:41:37]  So dwarf Kayla, you seem like you'd be friends with dwarves.
[02:41:39]  What does that even mean?
[02:41:41]  I don't know.
[02:41:41]  I'm not sure what that is.
[02:41:42]  Doesn't Kayla seem like she's a friend of dwarves?
[02:41:46]  Like, you look like an elf or something.
[02:41:48]  Oh, I've been told that actually.
[02:41:49]  Like a high elf.
[02:41:50]  What does that mean?
[02:41:51]  Like from more than one?
[02:41:52]  No, not like your stones, but like a high elf.
[02:41:54]  Yeah.
[02:41:54]  Lord of the Roar of the Rings type thing.
[02:41:55]  Lord of the high elves.
[02:41:58]  Yeah.
[02:41:59]  I don't know any dwarfs, though.
[02:42:01]  Yeah, no.
[02:42:03]  All right.
[02:42:03]  Well, my search continues.
[02:42:06]  Wait, can I ask you a question?
[02:42:09]  Who would be like your dream person to come on the podcast?
[02:42:14]  To come on the podcast?
[02:42:17]  That's a fun way of answering that question.
[02:42:20]  Dream person?
[02:42:21]  Yeah.
[02:42:22]  Can it be male or female?
[02:42:23]  Either one.
[02:42:25]  Oh, Donald Trump.
[02:42:26]  Yeah.
[02:42:27]  Donald Trump.
[02:42:28]  That'd be sick.
[02:42:29]  That'd be cool.
[02:42:30]  But more realistically.
[02:42:32]  Have you asked him?
[02:42:35]  I don't know.
[02:42:36]  I might have reached out.
[02:42:38]  You should definitely do it again.
[02:42:39]  Kanye West.
[02:42:40]  Oh, Kanye would be good.
[02:42:42]  Kanye would be good.
[02:42:44]  I don't know if he would do it.
[02:42:45]  Probably not.
[02:42:46]  I just saw Kanye like two days ago.
[02:42:48]  I was like having brunch at the chateau and he was sitting like right next to me.
[02:42:54]  He's really like slow.
[02:42:55]  Like he moves like very slowly.
[02:42:57]  I mean, I could just throw like Theo Vaughan would be cool, but all these people I'm about to list would probably never do it.
[02:43:05]  Like Brad Pitt would be dope.
[02:43:08]  Leonardo DiCaprio would, again, never happening.
[02:43:12]  Leo wouldn't reveal any of his stories.
[02:43:15]  I'm sure he's.
[02:43:16]  I would like to talk to Leo, like actually back him up, though, because Leo, you know, he's like, what, in his 50s, and he only dates women.
[02:43:24]  Actually, maybe his recent girlfriend.
[02:43:27]  Just finally passed 25.
[02:43:29]  He only dates women, like younger women.
[02:43:32]  And he dumps them as soon as they turn 25.
[02:43:34]  But he might have broke that rule recently.
[02:43:36]  But yeah, he would only date younger women.
[02:43:39]  He doesn't have kids, as far as we know.
[02:43:41]  Never been married.
[02:43:42]  Kind of a legend.
[02:43:43]  Also, Peter, who's the guy who played Peter Parker and Spider-Man, Toby Maguire?
[02:43:49]  I think he's dating a young woman too.
[02:43:52]  He's like in his 50s or late 40s and he's dating like a 20-year-old.
[02:43:57]  And, you know, he didn't play Spider-Man so he could date a 45-year-old woman.
[02:44:05]  He did not, you know.
[02:44:07]  You know what I mean?
[02:44:09]  You know what I mean?
[02:44:10]  Yeah.
[02:44:10]  I don't know.
[02:44:11]  I really want Clavicular to come on here.
[02:44:16]  Yeah, probably.
[02:44:19]  I don't think that'll happen, but we'll see.
[02:44:21]  Why not?
[02:44:22]  I think he totally would.
[02:44:25]  I mean, I'm not going to speak too much about anything behind the scenes, but we invited him on.
[02:44:34]  And this was like back in November when the podcast was like in the midst of some drama.
[02:44:39]  And he basically was like, yo, chat, should I go on the whatever podcast?
[02:44:45]  Sorry, that's not how he's talking.
[02:44:47]  And he was like, nah, man, that's jester.
[02:44:52]  The whatever podcast is jester.
[02:44:55]  I'm going to curve the whatever.
[02:44:58]  So, I mean, look, no bad blood, whatever.
[02:45:00]  I think he's not hot.
[02:45:02]  Like, oh, my God.
[02:45:04]  No, I'm trying to show my thoughts to him.
[02:45:07]  Look into the camera.
[02:45:08]  I'm just kidding.
[02:45:12]  No, I actually think he's really cute.
[02:45:14]  You should have him on here.
[02:45:17]  Okay, you can reach out to him and see if he'll do it.
[02:45:20]  But yeah, last I heard, he was like, yo, it's jester.
[02:45:27]  Do you think he would think I'm ugly?
[02:45:29]  Because his ratings are brutal.
[02:45:32]  He'd probably give you like a 5.5 or a 6.
[02:45:34]  Really?
[02:45:35]  Probably.
[02:45:35]  Yeah.
[02:45:37]  Are you Mexican?
[02:45:38]  No.
[02:45:38]  Or Latina?
[02:45:40]  Yeah, I am half Latina.
[02:45:42]  What?
[02:45:42]  Like Puerto Rican or something?
[02:45:43]  I'm half Dominican.
[02:45:46]  But I was raised by my mom, though.
[02:45:49]  Okay.
[02:45:50]  Do you want to tell us more about your childhood?
[02:45:53]  No.
[02:45:54]  Okay.
[02:45:55]  Okay.
[02:45:56]  Does that get my rating lower?
[02:45:58]  What do you think?
[02:45:59]  What makes your rating lower?
[02:46:01]  Because I'm Latina.
[02:46:01]  No, I was just trying to figure out.
[02:46:03]  It doesn't have to do with your rating.
[02:46:04]  I was just trying to figure out your.

=== Rating Yourself Too Low (15:41) ===

[02:46:07]  Okay.
[02:46:08]  I think he would rate me lower because of that.
[02:46:12]  I feel like.
[02:46:13]  No.
[02:46:13]  No?
[02:46:14]  No, you can be a 10 in any race.
[02:46:18]  But on clavicular scale?
[02:46:20]  I don't think it would be race determined.
[02:46:23]  I don't know, though.
[02:46:25]  I'm not an expert in his metrics for that.
[02:46:29]  But anyways.
[02:46:29]  Okay.
[02:46:30]  Okay.
[02:46:31]  So let's see here.
[02:46:32]  Moving on to, did anybody, oh, let's just do, hold on.
[02:46:39]  Did anybody pick bear?
[02:46:44]  No.
[02:46:44]  Okay.
[02:46:45]  Uh, let's do one sec.
[02:46:48]  One sec here, guys.
[02:46:54]  Oh, y'all are reasonable.
[02:46:55]  Okay.
[02:46:56]  If I had a gun and I met, I would pick the bear in the woods.
[02:47:01]  Okay.
[02:47:03]  Wait, if you had a gun, you'd pick the bear?
[02:47:05]  Wouldn't it be easier to kill a man?
[02:47:07]  That's what I was going to say.
[02:47:07]  No, I want a rug.
[02:47:10]  Isn't that illegal?
[02:47:11]  Like poaching or whatever?
[02:47:13]  I don't know.
[02:47:14]  Not if I'm being attacked.
[02:47:15]  I'm not sure.
[02:47:16]  Okay, so hold on one sec.
[02:47:18]  Why is this?
[02:47:19]  Okay.
[02:47:21]  On a scale of one to ten, or excuse me.
[02:47:24]  Zero.
[02:47:24]  I fucked it up.
[02:47:25]  On a scale of zero to ten, rate your own looks, face, body, total.
[02:47:30]  Can't pick seven.
[02:47:31]  Go ahead.
[02:47:32]  On clavicular scale or just your own scale, I guess.
[02:47:37]  So body.
[02:47:39]  Yeah, so say it like face eight, body seven, total 6.5, whatever.
[02:47:44]  Okay.
[02:47:45]  I think my face is like a five and my body is like an eight.
[02:47:53]  Total.
[02:47:54]  Total?
[02:47:56]  Um like a six?
[02:48:00]  I think I'm an eight total.
[02:48:02]  We'll do face eight.
[02:48:03]  Yeah, say like face.
[02:48:04]  Right, face eight, body eight, total eight.
[02:48:07]  Okay.
[02:48:07]  Five, face, four, body five overall.
[02:48:11]  Okay.
[02:48:12]  Body two, face three, so 2.5.
[02:48:16]  Face four, body three, total 3.5.
[02:48:22]  Five.
[02:48:23]  Face, body, total?
[02:48:25]  Yes, total.
[02:48:27]  Face, body.
[02:48:29]  Oh, say face, then the number, then the body.
[02:48:31]  Phase five, body five, total.
[02:48:34]  Phase four, body four.
[02:48:42]  Total five.
[02:48:45]  Hold on.
[02:48:48]  What's wrong?
[02:48:50]  The math.
[02:48:51]  Come on.
[02:48:52]  The math doesn't.
[02:48:54]  What about you, Kayla?
[02:48:55]  I'll do face eight, body nine, total eight point five.
[02:49:01]  All right, there it is, folks.
[02:49:03]  The ratings pretty reasonable, I'd say.
[02:49:06]  I think overall, pretty reasonable.
[02:49:09]  Nothing too crazy.
[02:49:11]  Wait, you should rate us.
[02:49:13]  You guys down?
[02:49:16]  Sure.
[02:49:17]  Go for it.
[02:49:17]  Why not?
[02:49:18]  We're here.
[02:49:19]  Okay, fuck it.
[02:49:20]  Sure.
[02:49:20]  I will rate all of you.
[02:49:22]  Now, here's my scale.
[02:49:24]  Five average, six cute, seven pretty, eight beautiful, nine elite, ten perfect.
[02:49:30]  There are no true tens on this scale, though you can get close.
[02:49:37]  Let's see here.
[02:49:40]  Hmm.
[02:49:41]  Okay.
[02:49:44]  Chloe, you gave yourself a six.
[02:49:48]  You've had some plastic surgery done.
[02:49:51]  I'm just going to rate the faces.
[02:49:52]  I'm not going to do the bodies.
[02:49:53]  So this is just be a have you had lip filler or Botox or any cosmetic procedures on your face?
[02:50:00]  Okay.
[02:50:01]  No, I'm not going to rate body because it's already objectifying.
[02:50:07]  I feel like I'm starting.
[02:50:09]  Well, the ass and the taste.
[02:50:11]  I feel like that's a bit much, you know.
[02:50:13]  It's a bit much.
[02:50:15]  Little much, too much.
[02:50:17]  Okay.
[02:50:18]  All right, Chloe, you gave yourself a six.
[02:50:21]  You are wearing a lot of makeup.
[02:50:24]  It's hard to do an assessment.
[02:50:25]  Not really.
[02:50:26]  You got a decent amount on.
[02:50:28]  Do you have fake lashes in?
[02:50:29]  No, they're my really.
[02:50:30]  Or just a lot of mascara.
[02:50:31]  Yeah.
[02:50:32]  Well, you've got eyeliner.
[02:50:33]  You've got other makeup in the eye area.
[02:50:37]  Concealer on the face.
[02:50:38]  Foundation on the face.
[02:50:41]  I think.
[02:50:43]  All right.
[02:50:43]  You're wearing some.
[02:50:44]  Okay.
[02:50:44]  Yeah, I am wearing makeup.
[02:50:48]  I think 5.56, I'd say.
[02:50:55]  It's 5.56.
[02:50:56]  I'm going to cry.
[02:50:57]  Didn't you rate yourself 6?
[02:50:58]  Yeah, but I thought you were going to rate me higher, but it's fine.
[02:51:09]  Also, chat, while I'm doing the ratings, you guys, I want you to also share.
[02:51:13]  I want you to share what you think.
[02:51:16]  All right.
[02:51:17]  You gave yourself an eight.
[02:51:19]  This is, again, just a face rating.
[02:51:21]  Should I give like reasons for why?
[02:51:24]  I think I should give reasons for why.
[02:51:25]  You give yourself an eight.
[02:51:26]  I'll give you a few positives and I'll give you a few negatives.
[02:51:30]  You have good facial structure, good facial harmony, good, pretty decent facial thirds, although possibly mid-face, slightly unequal thirds in that sense.
[02:51:45]  The mid-face, slightly long, strong lips, strong smile, strong teeth.
[02:51:51]  So above average lips, weak under-eye area.
[02:51:54]  I also have this weak under eye area.
[02:51:56]  That can either be genetic or stress-related.
[02:52:02]  You do also do modeling, is that correct?
[02:52:04]  Correct.
[02:52:05]  Okay.
[02:52:05]  Like what?
[02:52:06]  Catwalk or print or?
[02:52:08]  I would like to.
[02:52:10]  Oh, can you get closer to the.
[02:52:12]  Yeah, I would like to do like high-fashion catwalk, but I do more commercial and like high-fashion commercial stuff.
[02:52:20]  Okay.
[02:52:22]  I think you give yourself an eight.
[02:52:25]  Again, my scale.
[02:52:29]  I think I'm beautiful.
[02:52:30]  I think I'm an eight.
[02:52:31]  I give you a six.
[02:52:34]  Give you six.
[02:52:37]  You gave yourself a.
[02:52:39]  You didn't say why he rated me lower, though.
[02:52:41]  Well, I gave you some.
[02:52:43]  Oh.
[02:52:43]  I'm not going to go super crazy into detail.
[02:52:46]  It's the overall.
[02:52:47]  Don't worry.
[02:52:47]  Oh, I didn't.
[02:52:48]  Hold on.
[02:52:48]  Let me rate myself first before.
[02:52:50]  That's always fair.
[02:52:51]  I give myself a 4.5 face, 4.5 body, 4.5 total.
[02:52:56]  So below average.
[02:52:59]  You wrote down 5, but didn't you say lower?
[02:53:03]  No, you said 5 face?
[02:53:05]  Yeah, 5 face, 4 body.
[02:53:07]  5 face.
[02:53:07]  Can you take your glasses off just temporarily?
[02:53:10]  It might look weird because I can't get contacts yet.
[02:53:13]  Yeah, you can put them back on right away.
[02:53:15]  Okay.
[02:53:19]  I think I'd give you a 4.5 or a 5 between in that range.
[02:53:23]  All right.
[02:53:24]  You, you gave yourself a 2.5 face or 3 face?
[02:53:28]  3 face, 2 body.
[02:53:29]  So 2.5 overall.
[02:53:31]  I think you were a bit low, actually, on the face, to be honest.
[02:53:35]  Also, we have to consider for like someone's age too, kind of a little where they would land.
[02:53:42]  It is hard.
[02:53:43]  You are wearing quite a bit of makeup and you have like some factors that aesthetically are detractors in some ways, like the septum piercing.
[02:53:53]  Your makeup is more alt, like you have a bit more of an alt-style makeup.
[02:54:00]  You have some positive facial features, though.
[02:54:03]  Can you turn that way?
[02:54:07]  You actually have a pretty strong nose.
[02:54:08]  Like above-average nose, I'd say.
[02:54:12]  Let's see, though.
[02:54:14]  I think you did rate yourself a bit low.
[02:54:17]  You said three?
[02:54:18]  Yeah.
[02:54:20]  I think you're closer to four.
[02:54:23]  Thank you.
[02:54:24]  I think you're closer to four.
[02:54:27]  You gave yourself 3.5 or what is it?
[02:54:30]  So yeah, 3.5.
[02:54:33]  Yeah, 3.5 face.
[02:54:35]  Is that what you?
[02:54:36]  Yeah.
[02:54:40]  I have an idea for my rating system.
[02:54:44]  And how old are you?
[02:54:46]  45.
[02:54:47]  I mean, I'd like to pay you a compliment.
[02:54:49]  I think actually for your age, you look very good.
[02:54:53]  Thanks.
[02:54:54]  Like you read like 40.
[02:54:59]  Oh, or maybe even late 30s.
[02:55:01]  Oh, my goodness.
[02:55:03]  No, yeah, you've aged well.
[02:55:06]  You have some positive characteristics.
[02:55:09]  I would say, honestly, I think I give you.
[02:55:13]  I think I give you a five.
[02:55:15]  I think I give you a five.
[02:55:16]  Thank you.
[02:55:17]  And honestly, for your age, you kind of mog.
[02:55:21]  You might even be like for 45.
[02:55:24]  45.
[02:55:24]  I'll be 46 as well.
[02:55:25]  I think you got for for for your age.
[02:55:29]  Six, whoa six, even.
[02:55:32]  Uh okay uh, you are 46.
[02:55:35]  You gave yourself a five five five okay uh, I think i'd put you at 4.5 to 5, and then Kayla, you gave yourself an eight.
[02:55:50]  You, you do wear quite a bit of makeup Kayla, I do.
[02:55:52]  Um, you do have some pretty striking features and rare features.
[02:55:57]  You have natural blonde hair correct, it's not, it's dark blonde.
[02:56:00]  I make it platinum oh, you do okay so, but you do have blonde hair, but you okay, it's not brown though, or black no okay, all right.
[02:56:08]  Well, I got bamboozled uh, but you, you do have striking features uh eyes, very striking um, super beautiful.
[02:56:21]  Some positives, some negatives.
[02:56:23]  I do think you have overrated yourself.
[02:56:24]  No offense um you, you gave yourself an eight.
[02:56:28]  I think I would put you closer to six point five.
[02:56:33]  Um, six point five, I think is fair.
[02:56:36]  Let's go.
[02:56:37]  What did I rate Chloe?
[02:56:38]  You rated me a five.
[02:56:40]  I did.
[02:56:41]  No, I didn't.
[02:56:41]  I say five point five six, not just that.
[02:56:44]  But you just say before that she will be ten in any country and any culture, every noise.
[02:56:55]  No, I was just curious.
[02:56:56]  If I was just curious, if she looks kind of Latin.
[02:56:58]  Huh yeah, I am okay, all right.
[02:57:04]  Well, that's the looks ratings uh, and then I guess i'll do my well.
[02:57:08]  I already gave myself 4.5.
[02:57:10]  I'll give some justifications.
[02:57:11]  Chubby needs to lose weight.
[02:57:13]  Uh, that's gonna have impact on the face.
[02:57:16]  Chubby face uh.
[02:57:17]  Skin clarity issues uh, big nose but Blue eyes, so that's a positive, I guess.
[02:57:27]  Oh, weak under eye area.
[02:57:28]  There it is.
[02:57:28]  Okay, whatever.
[02:57:29]  Next segment: Chloe, Gertrude, Smith.
[02:57:34]  What did you want to talk about?
[02:57:36]  That's your middle name.
[02:57:38]  Gertrude.
[02:57:39]  What do I want to talk about?
[02:57:40]  Yeah, there was something that, or did you not want to hit on that?
[02:57:43]  No, I don't want to talk about that anymore.
[02:57:44]  You don't want to talk about them anymore?
[02:57:46]  Okay.
[02:57:47]  All right.
[02:57:48]  Can we get a pacifier?
[02:57:50]  Can I buy a pacifier on DoorDash?
[02:57:52]  I feel like Chloe has got the.
[02:57:55]  She's acting.
[02:57:56]  Anyways, never mind.
[02:57:57]  It's cringe as fuck.
[02:58:01]  Let's do this.
[02:58:02]  Actually, before we pull it up, I'm going to wait until she's back from the bathroom.
[02:58:07]  We have.
[02:58:09]  Yeah, y'all were pretty reasonable.
[02:58:13]  Pretty reasonable group here.
[02:58:14]  Pretty reasonable group.
[02:58:17]  Let's see.
[02:58:18]  Let's do.
[02:58:20]  Nathan, pull up the notepad.
[02:58:22]  I'm going to show you a list of all some of my positions.
[02:58:26]  And you guys, tell me if there's anything you guys want to talk on.
[02:58:30]  These are prompts.
[02:58:32]  All right.
[02:58:33]  So let's see.
[02:58:36]  Like, for example, women can't be incel.
[02:58:40]  I think men put in more effort when it comes to dating.
[02:58:43]  A woman's career doesn't attract men.
[02:58:46]  Age gap relationships are totally fine.
[02:58:48]  Non-traditional women do not deserve chivalry.
[02:58:51]  Natural body over plastic surgery.
[02:58:56]  Any of these, just read them if you want to take a crack at any of these.
[02:58:59]  Scroll down, though.
[02:59:00]  We can show them some more.
[02:59:03]  Let's see.
[02:59:05]  Valentine's Day equals scam.
[02:59:07]  That was recent.
[02:59:10]  There's scroll down.
[02:59:16]  Scroll down.
[02:59:17]  Now these are Brian-specific.
[02:59:18]  Now we were just talking about looks ratings.
[02:59:20]  I have a looks rating adjuster for women with large labia.
[02:59:24]  So it's plus one, plus two, plus three, plus four, plus five for a small Audi, medium Audi, large Audi, XL Audi, and world record Audi.
[02:59:35]  You get, there's a looks adjuster there.
[02:59:39]  Would you date anybody with like an any or a flat?
[02:59:43]  Yeah, so it's not a deal breaker.
[02:59:46]  I would, but it is my preference to date a woman who has an Audi.
[02:59:52]  Have you ever gotten a woman naked and then you're just like, oh no, it's not.
[02:59:55]  It's just not big enough for me.
[02:59:56]  I can't do this.
[02:59:57]  So I have been labia fished where a girl told me, told me that she had an Audi and she definitely didn't.
[03:00:08]  Yeah.
[03:00:08]  And it's like, it would be the same, like think about from your, like a guy, I don't know, if you're a woman who wants a guy with a big dick or whatever, and he, he's, oh, I got a big dick, and then he takes his pants off and it's like that, you're gonna be a little disappointed.
[03:00:24]  I was a bit disappointed.
[03:00:25]  Look, it's not a deal breaker.
[03:00:27]  And look, not to be vulgar.
[03:00:38]  Oh, now we're going to be.
[03:00:39]  But pussy is pussy.
[03:00:40]  Okay.
[03:00:41]  You know what I mean?
[03:00:42]  No?
[03:00:42]  I don't know.
[03:00:43]  I'm just saying.
[03:00:44]  Wait, but not to you, because it needs to be a big label.
[03:00:49]  Well, like, in terms, so from okay, sort of, but also not sort of.
[03:00:59]  Yes, but also no.
[03:01:01]  In the sense that, like, I understand.
[03:01:04]  It still feels good.
[03:01:05]  It still feels good.
[03:01:07]  I think it feels better if it's an Audi.
[03:01:09]  Looks better if it's an Audi.
[03:01:14]  But you can have an Indian.
[03:01:15]  It can still be bomb pussy, you know?
[03:01:19]  You know what I mean?
[03:01:21]  I don't know.
[03:01:23]  Also, I'll give a girl pass on certain things, too, if she has an Audi.
[03:01:28]  Like, what?
[03:01:28]  She gets passes on certain things.
[03:01:30]  I don't know.
[03:01:31]  Like, give us examples.
[03:01:33]  Like, I don't like a woman who nags or is annoying.
[03:01:37]  Every woman does.
[03:01:38]  I will tolerate a little bit of annoying if she's got like a giant labia.
[03:01:44]  A little bit, but I'm still going to get her in fucking line.
[03:01:47]  Like, I'm still going to have to.

=== Girls Fly to See Me (06:01) ===

[03:01:48]  No, I'm just kidding.
[03:01:50]  But I've got to lay down the law.
[03:01:52]  Like, I want to, I don't want a quarrelsome woman.
[03:01:56]  But look, if she annoys me from time to time, I'm still going to tell her, fucking knock it off.
[03:02:02]  Oh, my God.
[03:02:04]  I say the dumbest shit, but you know.
[03:02:08]  No?
[03:02:09]  No?
[03:02:09]  Do you guys not?
[03:02:10]  Women have this.
[03:02:11]  I guess.
[03:02:12]  If the guy is really hot and he's got a big dick, you let certain things slide.
[03:02:17]  Absolutely.
[03:02:19]  If he's really good in bed, you like ignore some red flags.
[03:02:24]  Like, he's hot and the dick is good, but he's homeless.
[03:02:30]  But he's homeless.
[03:02:31]  Like, you'll still fuck him.
[03:02:33]  The last guy I was with was dumb as a box of rocks.
[03:02:35]  Like, anytime he opened his mouth, I was like, just stop talking because he was so pretty.
[03:02:39]  So it was like.
[03:02:40]  Right, exactly.
[03:02:41]  Exactly.
[03:02:43]  But yeah, I have been labia fished.
[03:02:46]  Sometimes women don't even know.
[03:02:48]  I'm like, how do you not know if you what you're working with?
[03:02:53]  Like, they think they have an Audi, a large labia, but they don't.
[03:02:57]  Girls don't see vaginas like that.
[03:03:01]  Yeah.
[03:03:01]  Like girls, they just see their own.
[03:03:03]  Probably.
[03:03:04]  But I feel like, you know, Google search, you know, you just Google just to double check.
[03:03:08]  Like, especially if I've had, I've had a couple girls fly to come and see me.
[03:03:14]  Did you pay for the flight?
[03:03:15]  No.
[03:03:17]  No.
[03:03:18]  Boom.
[03:03:18]  In some instances, you know, in the past, in some instances, if a girl's gonna fly to see me, maybe the, you know, it's nice the first time she should pay for it.
[03:03:29]  I'm a gentleman.
[03:03:30]  Second, beyond that, you know, maybe I'll see what I can do.
[03:03:34]  I'm a starving college student, after all.
[03:03:37]  Starving artist.
[03:03:39]  But, no, I've had like one or two girls fly out and they're like, I got an Audi.
[03:03:46]  Did not have an Audi.
[03:03:48]  Very disappointed.
[03:03:50]  Is that wrong, by the way?
[03:03:52]  Like, is it wrong for me to reject a woman?
[03:03:55]  No, preferences are preferences.
[03:03:58]  Large labia, no?
[03:04:00]  That's fine.
[03:04:01]  Yeah.
[03:04:02]  How to send her packing.
[03:04:04]  No, just kidding.
[03:04:05]  I didn't do that.
[03:04:06]  So what do you think a man should pay for?
[03:04:08]  Because you brought up him paying for the woman's flight.
[03:04:13]  My man pays for all my stuff, and he always has.
[03:04:18]  Right now, though, I'm paying for my own rent because we don't live together.
[03:04:25]  But he, I'm very independent, and I don't want him to pay for my stuff unless we're married.
[03:04:33]  But he totally can and he has in the past, but I don't expect that.
[03:04:36]  I just love him and I just want to be married and have kids.
[03:04:41]  But he's working on his business right now, so we're working towards that.
[03:04:47]  And if he doesn't end up making 200K a year, you're still going to marry him?
[03:04:51]  Yeah, I'm still going to marry him no matter what.
[03:04:53]  He's Chad.
[03:04:53]  She has to marry him.
[03:04:55]  We're going to have 10 children.
[03:04:58]  But regardless, are you an athlete?
[03:05:03]  I'm not really athletic, no, but I played varsity tennis in high school.
[03:05:08]  Okay.
[03:05:08]  And I like the sport.
[03:05:09]  I mean, I'm 25.
[03:05:11]  I haven't played in a long time.
[03:05:13]  I see.
[03:05:15]  But he's very athletic.
[03:05:17]  So.
[03:05:19]  Pull the list back up.
[03:05:21]  I don't know.
[03:05:21]  Did you guys didn't see anything?
[03:05:23]  I can read more.
[03:05:25]  She wants a second date.
[03:05:27]  No other men.
[03:05:29]  So, you know, there can't be other dudes in the picture if she wants to date me.
[03:05:32]  Women should bow.
[03:05:33]  Women should bow to me.
[03:05:35]  This is my Brian-specific ethnic.
[03:05:38]  This is a Brian specific.
[03:05:39]  Women should bring peace.
[03:05:42]  Do you disagree?
[03:05:43]  No, I agree.
[03:05:44]  Oh, yeah.
[03:05:45]  I'm looking for our battle.
[03:05:48]  Why does she need to bow?
[03:05:49]  Like, she needs to bring her hands in.
[03:05:51]  Let me play the video.
[03:05:51]  I'll play the video.
[03:05:53]  Nathan, if you can pull up the video for us, please.
[03:05:55]  I would bow to you, Brian.
[03:05:56]  Thank you, Chloe.
[03:05:57]  I appreciate it.
[03:05:59]  That's appreciated.
[03:06:04]  I just processed that.
[03:06:07]  Okay.
[03:06:08]  Go ahead and play it.
[03:06:09]  So this is a video I actually took of my ex-girlfriend.
[03:06:13]  And I show this video as a tutorial video to future women so they know to get with the program.
[03:06:19]  Because look, I don't want to have to always, like, visual guides are very helpful.
[03:06:24]  Like, I'm a visual learner.
[03:06:26]  I think women are visual learners.
[03:06:28]  You can't just tell them.
[03:06:29]  You have to show them.
[03:06:31]  And so I took this video because I knew I was going to break up with her.
[03:06:35]  Only not usher me.
[03:06:37]  I took this video in preparation.
[03:06:38]  Like, okay, I'm going to, and then get ready to play it again.
[03:06:42]  And then pause the boom.
[03:06:44]  Do you see the depth?
[03:06:45]  Do you see the submissive hand posture?
[03:06:47]  So yeah, I show this video.
[03:06:49]  Like before, if a girl DMs me, I'm like, are you sure?
[03:06:53]  Watch this.
[03:06:53]  This is what I expect.
[03:06:56]  Are you on board?
[03:06:57]  Are you on the team?
[03:06:58]  Are you part of the game?
[03:06:59]  Are you only into Asian women?
[03:07:02]  I date white women, Latina women, and Asian women.
[03:07:06]  But culturally, like they don't.
[03:07:09]  So that video is your girlfriend?
[03:07:11]  Yes, I dumped her, though.
[03:07:13]  Ex-girlfriend.
[03:07:15]  Did she have you permission to show that?
[03:07:17]  After?
[03:07:17]  Yeah, I recorded it, of course.
[03:07:18]  Like after, though?
[03:07:19]  What do you mean?
[03:07:20]  Like, do you think she...
[03:07:21]  Yeah, she still hits me up, by the way.
[03:07:23]  I blocked her because she's fucking insane.
[03:07:24]  I have another question.
[03:07:25]  So I.
[03:07:26]  She tried to stab me.
[03:07:27]  Oh, yeah.
[03:07:28]  What did you do to provoke her?
[03:07:30]  Oh, nothing.
[03:07:31]  I'm just kidding.
[03:07:33]  No, she's just, she's just tried to stab me.
[03:07:36]  That's horrible with her penis because that's a ladyboy.
[03:07:39]  Just kidding.
[03:07:40]  Oh, my God.
[03:07:42]  Yeah.
[03:07:42]  I was.
[03:07:43]  I had a crazy dream last night, by the way.
[03:07:45]  Let me tell you.
[03:07:46]  Oh, my God.
[03:07:47]  Holy shit.
[03:07:47]  I'm kidding.

=== Dishes, Space, and Submission (07:00) ===

[03:07:50]  But I do want, look, and I don't even need it, is the thing.
[03:07:54]  I don't even, but I want her to be willing to do it.
[03:07:58]  Right.
[03:07:59]  And if she does it, all the better.
[03:08:00]  So, yes, when I get home from a long day at the podcast, it's a sign of respect.
[03:08:06]  Just do a little bow.
[03:08:07]  It's effortless.
[03:08:08]  It takes three seconds.
[03:08:09]  Any woman can do it.
[03:08:11]  If she has back problems, I'll accept a curtsy.
[03:08:15]  She doesn't have to, you know, whatever.
[03:08:17]  But yeah, I'll date white women, Asian women.
[03:08:19]  They all can do it.
[03:08:20]  I'll take a girl from fucking Kentucky.
[03:08:22]  Wait, but explain what you're like.
[03:08:24]  She's going to hit a bow.
[03:08:25]  To get, obviously, like, there's a woman out there.
[03:08:27]  Yeah.
[03:08:29]  Yeah.
[03:08:29]  What are you, like, you, you would do everything for her, like, you'd pay for everything and she wouldn't work.
[03:08:33]  And then she, so she could have the space to do that for you?
[03:08:37]  To bow?
[03:08:38]  No, technically, when you're talking about space, we could be homeless and she could still bow for me.
[03:08:47]  But yes, I would, whoever I'm with long term, everything will be taken care of.
[03:08:52]  She'll never have to work.
[03:08:53]  That's who I'm with long term.
[03:08:55]  Now, you're not going to get that like immediately necessarily.
[03:08:59]  Right.
[03:08:59]  Not going to move.
[03:09:01]  I'm not going to have a girl living with me right off the bat.
[03:09:05]  But yes, if we are long term, whoever I'm with long term, everything's taken care of.
[03:09:11]  She never has to work, and I do pretty well.
[03:09:15]  So.
[03:09:16]  Let me ask you this.
[03:09:18]  If you are married with a woman that love you, you love her, blah, blah, blah.
[03:09:23]  All beautiful.
[03:09:25]  But you have kids.
[03:09:27]  Yeah.
[03:09:28]  And one of these days she's tired.
[03:09:32]  Kids make you tired.
[03:09:34]  I have kids.
[03:09:36]  And the dishes are, the house are kind of messy.
[03:09:41]  You have a bunch of dishes.
[03:09:42]  They're dirty.
[03:09:43]  Unacceptable, but continue.
[03:09:45]  You're not willing to help her.
[03:09:47]  Unacceptable.
[03:09:49]  Unacceptable?
[03:09:51]  No.
[03:09:53]  Seriously?
[03:09:53]  No.
[03:09:55]  Then she better be okay with me having multiple wives.
[03:09:58]  Oh, the house isn't taken care of and you're not working?
[03:10:03]  No, I'm not saying that.
[03:10:04]  Unacceptable.
[03:10:06]  Back to the factory you go.
[03:10:08]  No, I well.
[03:10:11]  I believe that marriages.
[03:10:14]  Look, I'm staying home by choice, but my husband and me agreement.
[03:10:20]  But sometimes houses are messy because we have kids, the most that I can clean or whatever.
[03:10:29]  Fortunately, we have somebody who helps us.
[03:10:32]  How many kids do you have?
[03:10:33]  Three.
[03:10:37]  Okay.
[03:10:37]  But sometimes, you know, he, especially just holidays, he says, I'm going to cook.
[03:10:45]  He said, I never asked, but he says, this time I'm going to make the turkey.
[03:10:50]  You know, to me, it's very beautiful too to have your man that once in a while he want to take care of you and you know, I'm taking.
[03:11:01]  My man makes me a steak.
[03:11:02]  Yeah, it's beautiful.
[03:11:04]  Or some if I don't feel well, if I'm sick or whatever, you know, he don't ask me for anything, but he's going and wash the dishes.
[03:11:16]  What she's saying, what Natalia's saying.
[03:11:18]  Oh, it's not a big deal.
[03:11:20]  Exactly.
[03:11:21]  Okay, so question though.
[03:11:24]  So your husband, is he the primary breadwinner?
[03:11:28]  And wait, you have three kids?
[03:11:29]  Yes.
[03:11:29]  All from him?
[03:11:31]  No, one is from his previous marriage.
[03:11:34]  And do you have any kids from a previous relationship?
[03:11:37]  Yes.
[03:11:39]  But my kids are not living with us.
[03:11:41]  They're bigger.
[03:11:43]  They're older.
[03:11:44]  But I take care of her.
[03:11:45]  His daughter.
[03:11:46]  I love her, like mine.
[03:11:48]  Love her so much.
[03:11:49]  Okay.
[03:11:50]  Well, I mean, so in this hypothetical scenario, well, is this a story of you?
[03:11:58]  Is this your experience?
[03:11:59]  This is my house.
[03:12:00]  So like, no, no, but like you said, well, what if, you know, she's got three kids and the house is dirty and the dishes aren't done and the da da da.
[03:12:10]  I'm not saying every day, but I don't think it's something bad that men help you once in a while.
[03:12:17]  No, the men should never help.
[03:12:19]  Never.
[03:12:21]  Look, maybe if she's like, has she vomiting or sick, maybe.
[03:12:26]  But I think you just let them pile up.
[03:12:28]  And then when she's better, then she does it.
[03:12:31]  Because I'm a gentleman like that.
[03:12:33]  The Bible said, submit one to another.
[03:12:36]  The Bible says woman submit to her husband.
[03:12:39]  Yes, but it says also submit one to another.
[03:12:44]  That's what the Bible said.
[03:12:45]  I can show you.
[03:12:46]  The Bible says, wives obey your husbands.
[03:12:49]  It doesn't say husbands obey your wives.
[03:12:51]  No, no, it doesn't say that.
[03:12:53]  But it says, well, previous to that, it says, men submit to Jesus Christ.
[03:12:59]  Correct, yes.
[03:13:00]  You know, in order to the wife submit to their husband.
[03:13:03]  And then after it says, wife obey their husband, it says, submit one to another, like together.
[03:13:11]  That's what the Bible says.
[03:13:12]  Put it in the Google.
[03:13:15]  Well, I'd have to look at the specific thing that you're referencing.
[03:13:21]  But in any case, by the way, just to point out, although I have pro-Christian sentiment, I'm actually agnostic.
[03:13:29]  So I don't adhere to like a strict, I guess, Christian perspective on this.
[03:13:36]  Although, again, I have positive sentiment towards Christianity.
[03:13:41]  Many of my friends are Christian.
[03:13:44]  Wouldn't have any issue with like Christian nationalism or anything like that.
[03:13:49]  No issue with it.
[03:13:50]  However, in terms of what I would adhere to, and by the way, even if I was Christian, the idea that husbands submit to wives, that's total bullshit.
[03:14:01]  Total bullshit.
[03:14:02]  No, but you're taking it wrong.
[03:14:05]  What the Bible wants to say is love in the Bible, you know, the love, how God describes it, it says, is patient.
[03:14:16]  It's not saying only from men to women or only from women to men.
[03:14:20]  It's saying both sides.
[03:14:23]  Men and women, both.
[03:14:25]  It has to love each other, be patient to each other.
[03:14:28]  It says love everything suffer, everything support it.
[03:14:33]  It's not envy.
[03:14:35]  It gave a bigger description, right?
[03:14:37]  But what I'm coming with is not trying to say that women should be the men at home at all.
[03:14:44]  No, no.
[03:14:45]  Well, the man is the head.
[03:14:46]  Yes.
[03:14:47]  Man submits to church.
[03:14:49]  Man submits to Christ.

=== Costco Sweatpants and Prenups (14:30) ===

[03:14:50]  Yes.
[03:14:50]  Wives submit to husbands.
[03:14:52]  Wives obey their husbands.
[03:14:55]  Well, read it, please.
[03:14:57]  It says.
[03:14:57]  Okay, what's a little part?
[03:14:59]  It says, submit to each other.
[03:15:02]  That means be in agreement.
[03:15:04]  Be flexible.
[03:15:06]  Be loved to each other.
[03:15:08]  Right, but that wouldn't supersede the other verses which say wives submit to their husbands.
[03:15:13]  Yeah, see, they said that, yes.
[03:15:15]  It doesn't supersede.
[03:15:16]  So, okay, so I need to be, if I'm Christian, I need to be submissive to my wife.
[03:15:21]  Or does she have to be submissive to me?
[03:15:23]  No, wife should be submissive to you.
[03:15:27]  But what are you trying to communicate by saying?
[03:15:29]  There is nothing wrong that man helps and comb once in a while if she's sick or if the kid need to nothing wrong with that.
[03:15:40]  It's beautiful.
[03:15:41]  I have a question.
[03:15:42]  Sure.
[03:15:43]  It's got to do with this, though.
[03:15:44]  Oh, okay.
[03:15:45]  So, I don't know if you want to ask me yet.
[03:15:47]  Yeah, go ahead.
[03:15:48]  What's your question?
[03:15:49]  So, like, if your chick is like going to do everything, of course, would you follow the system of the household?
[03:15:56]  What do you mean, the system of human history?
[03:15:57]  Like, is Brian walking in and like throwing his socks on the floor or is Brian throwing his socks in the hamper?
[03:16:04]  Not that it would really matter.
[03:16:05]  Not that it would really.
[03:16:06]  I'm just curious.
[03:16:09]  I mean, generally, like at least in my own living situation, I'm putting things in a bin.
[03:16:16]  Is it because you're responsible?
[03:16:18]  But sometimes I'm laying in bed and I still have my socks on and the bin's over there and I just take the socks off and I throw them on the floor.
[03:16:25]  Yeah.
[03:16:26]  And wife would pick that up.
[03:16:28]  Like, and that would be a good idea.
[03:16:29]  I'm sure she can.
[03:16:30]  Yeah.
[03:16:30]  Yeah.
[03:16:31]  Sorry, I was just wondering.
[03:16:32]  I was just curious.
[03:16:32]  Yeah, yeah, no.
[03:16:33]  It's totally fine.
[03:16:34]  But I mean, where was I going with this?
[03:16:38]  I mean, we were essentially the bow.
[03:16:43]  There was objections to the bowing thing.
[03:16:49]  I care.
[03:16:50]  Yeah, I don't object.
[03:16:52]  Yeah, I don't object.
[03:16:53]  I think.
[03:16:54]  But it's not even like I can only get an Asian woman to do it.
[03:16:58]  Like, you can be the whitest chick ever.
[03:17:00]  Right.
[03:17:00]  You could eat fucking mayonnaise and wonder bread or whatever and be from fucking Kentucky and you're going to hit the bow.
[03:17:13]  I think if the man is hit the bow.
[03:17:17]  You're going to hit the bow.
[03:17:18]  You're going to do a bow.
[03:17:19]  I think if a man is being like taking care of everything that he should take care of, I think it's okay to have requests.
[03:17:30]  I think there's many other ways to show our love to men.
[03:17:34]  Many.
[03:17:35]  Respect, love, and just to bow.
[03:17:38]  What's wrong with you?
[03:17:39]  So you don't like the bow.
[03:17:40]  Question though.
[03:17:41]  Let's say your husband asked you, like, you know what?
[03:17:44]  I was watching that whatever podcast.
[03:17:47]  And you get an idea.
[03:17:48]  Brian makes a lot of fucking sense.
[03:17:50]  Brian makes a lot of sense.
[03:17:53]  I love him.
[03:17:54]  Yes, I will do that.
[03:17:55]  Would you do the bow?
[03:17:56]  Yeah, exactly.
[03:17:57]  It's like, look, ultimately, it's a very small ask, and it's just a temperature check for her willingness to acquiesce to me.
[03:18:11]  No, no, she should do it.
[03:18:12]  She should do it.
[03:18:13]  She should hit a bow.
[03:18:15]  It's effortless.
[03:18:16]  See, look, she's already doing it.
[03:18:17]  Nicole's already doing it.
[03:18:19]  Based trad life over there.
[03:18:22]  That just think is weird.
[03:18:24]  I never in my life.
[03:18:26]  I don't know.
[03:18:27]  It's culturally weird.
[03:18:29]  That's why it's actually.
[03:18:30]  So if I get a white girl to do it, it's even more powerful because she's willing to do something even culturally peculiar to satisfy me.
[03:18:39]  Love it.
[03:18:40]  That's good.
[03:18:41]  That's good.
[03:18:42]  If I say jump, if I say jump, she should say how high.
[03:18:47]  Now, look, there's some clarity here.
[03:18:50]  When it comes to being submissive, if I tell you to like jump off a building, jump off a bridge, do drugs, traffic drugs for me, traffic humans for me, you should not submit to me in that circumstance because I'm asking you to do something immoral.
[03:19:07]  I'm asking you to do something wrong.
[03:19:09]  But it's not immoral.
[03:19:10]  There's nothing objectionable really about doing a bow.
[03:19:13]  As a woman, I think it's annoying.
[03:19:16]  Like if a man's request annoys you, it's because you're not submissive, probably.
[03:19:22]  And I think also that collides with, not collides, but it goes hand in hand with like what the man is doing.
[03:19:28]  And even if you're married or not, like if you're married, that's a start, right, to that.
[03:19:34]  And then beyond that, it's like, is he doing everything that he promised to do before you got married?
[03:19:39]  I don't want to get married.
[03:19:41]  So you would just have a girlfriend and well, well, you said that you wouldn't pay for everything unless you're married, though.
[03:19:47]  Well, no, I said long term.
[03:19:49]  Okay.
[03:19:50]  Whoever I'm with long term, everything will be taken care of.
[03:19:52]  Right.
[03:19:52]  So if we've been dating for, you know, if we're living together, everything's taken care of.
[03:19:58]  The rent, the food, utilities, everything.
[03:20:03]  On the longer term scale, once we start having children, all expenses, of course, there.
[03:20:08]  Then, you know, her expense is taken care of.
[03:20:12]  But I'm still going to have, I would still have authority over certain purchases.
[03:20:16]  Like if I'm the primary earner, not that I think I would ever end up with a woman who has the inclination towards like luxury consumerism.
[03:20:28]  But if she's like, I want a Louis Vuitton bag, I don't know how much that is, $5,000, $10,000, she's not getting a Louis Vuitton bag.
[03:20:35]  Even if I'm making millions and millions of dollars a year, you're not getting a Louis Vuitton bag.
[03:20:42]  Now, if I'm making a crazy amount of money, perhaps where it's like obscene levels of disposable income, maybe.
[03:20:50]  Even then, I think it's a waste of money.
[03:20:52]  But even if I'm making a million dollars a year, no, you're not getting a $10,000 purse.
[03:20:56]  That expenses for Christmas?
[03:20:58]  No.
[03:20:59]  No, that's stupid.
[03:21:03]  That money can be better spent for other things.
[03:21:06]  But does she want a purse?
[03:21:09]  You can get a nice one on Amazon.
[03:21:11]  You can get a nice one at Costco.
[03:21:14]  You're not getting a luxury purse.
[03:21:16]  Oh, you want some Dior, some Chanel?
[03:21:21]  No.
[03:21:21]  Costco, sweatpants.
[03:21:23]  Puma, sweatpants.
[03:21:26]  You really like Costco?
[03:21:27]  Costco's good.
[03:21:28]  I like Costco.
[03:21:29]  Amazon.
[03:21:30]  There's no reason to be spending crazy amounts of money for.
[03:21:37]  I don't know.
[03:21:38]  Yeah, the woman you would be with, though, wouldn't ask for that.
[03:21:42]  Right.
[03:21:43]  I don't think the woman who.
[03:21:46]  Well, I mean, there would be a component of luxury in the sense that the house will be very nice.
[03:21:55]  Right.
[03:21:56]  Well, not necessarily, but, you know.
[03:22:02]  So I have a theory.
[03:22:04]  Vacations, this sort of thing.
[03:22:07]  I have a theory about long-term relationships and breaking it down into three categories.
[03:22:11]  And if those three categories align, then it probably will work out.
[03:22:14]  So you have to have a commonality of values, commonality of goals, and a commonality of lifestyle.
[03:22:20]  And that could be a couple of things.
[03:22:23]  It could be sort of like your upbringing, you relate on that, and also where you want to go, which falls into goals.
[03:22:29]  So I've analyzed previous relationships and they didn't work out because one of those or more than one of those things failed.
[03:22:37]  And I've asked people all over the place when I'm bartending, I'm like, hey, what do you think about this?
[03:22:42]  And they've thought about it and they go, yeah, actually, yeah, our values didn't align at the end of the day, or the lifestyle we envisioned or the goals we had were completely different.
[03:22:51]  Like one of those three things didn't work out.
[03:22:53]  So in your case, you're describing someone who actually their values didn't align with yours, you know, or the lifestyle didn't match up or your goals ended up being different.
[03:23:04]  Well, yeah, I mean, I think the woman who wants the luxury goods and has the fake tits and the lip filler and the Botox and all that shit, that's not, that's not the girl I want.
[03:23:16]  And she probably doesn't want me.
[03:23:19]  No offense, Chloe.
[03:23:20]  But what?
[03:23:23]  But yeah.
[03:23:26]  Anyways, just my thought.
[03:23:28]  Why won't you get married?
[03:23:31]  Financial liability.
[03:23:33]  But like you can do a prenup.
[03:23:35]  Financial liability.
[03:23:36]  You don't think that that would be more stable for you?
[03:23:38]  Why would it be more stable for me?
[03:23:41]  Wait, did you say financial liability even after I said get a prenup?
[03:23:44]  Yeah.
[03:23:44]  Oh, still financial liability.
[03:23:46]  Right.
[03:23:46]  No, absolutely.
[03:23:47]  So, like, why wouldn't a prenup protect you in that case?
[03:23:50]  You created your business before you're married.
[03:23:52]  I don't know.
[03:23:53]  Maybe the master's in legal studies here can weigh in.
[03:23:56]  I don't know if you've, that was a purview of some of your studies.
[03:23:59]  But my understanding with prenups, and it can be state-specific, it can address assets prior to the marriage.
[03:24:08]  But I think that which you earn during the course of the marriage, that's still fair game.
[03:24:14]  It's my understanding.
[03:24:15]  I could be wrong on that.
[03:24:19]  So also, let's even assume, like, let's assume you could have a prenup.
[03:24:25]  And even this would probably be deemed like unconscionable or unenforceable.
[03:24:29]  The prenup says, you get no money.
[03:24:32]  Like, that's just the prenup.
[03:24:33]  If we divorce, you get no money.
[03:24:35]  I don't, one, I don't think that'd be enforced.
[03:24:37]  But even if it was the case, prenups can be legally challenged.
[03:24:42]  They frequently are legally challenged.
[03:24:45]  There was recently, now, whether the legal challenge is actually upheld, that you know, just because you challenge a prenup doesn't mean that you're going to win on the challenges, but they do get challenged.
[03:25:01]  And so I don't think prenups are completely bulletproof.
[03:25:07]  Right.
[03:25:07]  But then you mentioned that you would have children with this long-term partner.
[03:25:12]  Yeah.
[03:25:13]  Seven children.
[03:25:14]  You'd have seven children.
[03:25:15]  Seven sons.
[03:25:15]  Seven sons.
[03:25:16]  Seven son males.
[03:25:17]  And we can have, I mean, if there's some daughters in there, that's, yeah, we can do that too.
[03:25:21]  Yeah.
[03:25:22]  But I need seven sons.
[03:25:23]  What if, like, gotta get started on that?
[03:25:25]  Like, what about child support stuff?
[03:25:26]  Like, you're not worried about that?
[03:25:28]  Because, like, that.
[03:25:29]  You can't, yeah, you can't escape child support.
[03:25:30]  Because, like, that could almost be like worse.
[03:25:33]  You don't think?
[03:25:34]  It could be worse.
[03:25:35]  Especially with seven males.
[03:25:38]  Well, so, yeah, if, if, say, you were married for one year.
[03:25:42]  Well, hold on.
[03:25:44]  Okay, say you say you had a girlfriend and you had six kids with her and then you got married and you had one more kid and then you divorced after one year.
[03:25:55]  Yes, your child support burden to her would arguably, conceivably be higher than your spousal support or alimony liability under those circumstances.
[03:26:08]  But say you've been married for 10 years and then you have children, depending on this, it varies by state when it comes to the severity of child support.
[03:26:23]  I think take Texas, for example.
[03:26:26]  There's maximum limits on child support in Texas and it would add up by children.
[03:26:31]  So I think for like one kid, it's around $2,000 is the max that you can pay.
[03:26:35]  I don't know what the breakdown is further from there for 2, 3, 4, 5.
[03:26:39]  I would assume like maybe, let's say, if you have four kids and you, your income is the maximum amount that they can draw from, which is like $11,000 a month in Texas.
[03:26:49]  I think maybe you're looking at paying $3,000, $4,000 in Texas, but and again, I don't know the alimony marriage laws in in Texas, but yeah, I think there's a greater liability for marriage.
[03:27:06]  But you live in California.
[03:27:08]  Oh yeah, California is even worse.
[03:27:09]  California's Terror, right.
[03:27:10]  California is even worse for child support.
[03:27:12]  Yeah, probably.
[03:27:13]  Yeah, it's bad in California for child support because there's no limit.
[03:27:18]  Why did you assume though, he wouldn't have his kids?
[03:27:21]  I didn't assume that.
[03:27:23]  You assumed he's paying child support.
[03:27:24]  Then no, I said what, like what, if I'm just wondering like, would it be worth?
[03:27:28]  So what, whether I'm married or not, what would?
[03:27:31]  Let's assume I have children?
[03:27:34]  The child support burden remains whether I'm married or not good point, but it probably wouldn't be as much like if I'm.
[03:27:41]  Well like, if your children are with you.
[03:27:44]  Like dude, like kids are expensive, but they're not like child support, like I feel like sometimes child support is a little like insane yeah, especially if you're high-earner right in California, right?
[03:27:54]  So that was gonna be my next question.
[03:27:56]  Like for safety for yourself.
[03:27:59]  Would you move to another state before you have children?
[03:28:04]  Um, I don't think I would.
[03:28:08]  There are okay, so i'd answer this two parts.
[03:28:12]  Part one, yes, there are some states that have better child support laws, that have caps, so forth California, arguably one of the worst uh, when it comes to child support.
[03:28:22]  But I don't think I would pick a state specifically because of the beneficial or lack thereof, child support laws.
[03:28:32]  I'd rather pick a state based on like, the right.
[03:28:36]  Honestly, I like living in California because it's the weather is yeah, is the best in the country.
[03:28:42]  Um, you might say, possibly Hawaii has better weather although uh, like Santa Barbara, southern California, pretty much the best weather in the country.
[03:28:52]  Um, it's beautiful here and uh I I, I like it here.
[03:28:58]  So uh, not not some of the political stuff, but Yeah.
[03:29:06]  So you mentioned before, though, that you need a man or your guy to make $200,000 a year because you want to have kids, but then you're telling Brian that kids don't cost that much.
[03:29:15]  So why do you quote $200,000?
[03:29:19]  Because I have kids.

=== Why Rich Women Need Compensation (02:45) ===

[03:29:20]  Because I'll, like, I make at least, like, I'll make that much money when I'm married.
[03:29:27]  So, like, he needs to compensate for that, for our dual income.
[03:29:32]  Like, when we get married, that's what the dual will be.
[03:29:37]  Okay.
[03:29:38]  So, why is that?
[03:29:39]  I don't understand this.
[03:29:41]  A guy has to compensate you for the income that you are making when you're not.
[03:29:44]  He doesn't need to compensate me.
[03:29:45]  He needs to compensate us.
[03:29:46]  We are a business.
[03:29:47]  So, we are having children.
[03:29:49]  He needs to support that.
[03:29:50]  Oh, so you're getting.
[03:29:51]  Oh, so you view marriage as a business?
[03:29:53]  It's just a business.
[03:29:54]  I don't view it as a business, but it technically married because you think marriage today is a bunch of problems about money.
[03:30:07]  Well, there is the risk of divorce when you're married.
[03:30:12]  It can complicate things.
[03:30:15]  So, yeah, for financial reasons.
[03:30:17]  I mean, look, if she is rich, if she makes a lot of money, she can get, I'll marry her because the financial liability disappears.
[03:30:27]  Right.
[03:30:28]  That's really my only hang-up to it with it, really.
[03:30:34]  But the issue is, is that as a, I'm doing fairly well.
[03:30:44]  I don't think there's a lot of women out there that out-earn me.
[03:30:51]  So, and typically, most women, when they're high-earners, they want to date a guy who earns more than them.
[03:30:56]  So, it's like there's not a large pool of women who, but I don't really care about how much money a woman makes.
[03:31:06]  Like, it's not like a factor for me.
[03:31:08]  It doesn't make her more attractive.
[03:31:10]  Would it be a nice little positive?
[03:31:11]  Sure.
[03:31:13]  But I'll date a girl who works at Chick-fil-A.
[03:31:16]  Don't care.
[03:31:17]  She can work at Taco Bell.
[03:31:18]  Don't care.
[03:31:18]  Chick-fil-A would be better, though.
[03:31:20]  Like, if I had to choose.
[03:31:22]  I prefer Chick-fil-A.
[03:31:23]  By the way, speaking of Sunday, it's International Women's Day today.
[03:31:27]  Really?
[03:31:28]  Yeah.
[03:31:29]  And I just want to just do a little shout-out, you know, to all the women out there on International Women's Day.
[03:31:38]  And all the women, all the rich women, too.
[03:31:41]  Most.
[03:31:42]  You know, it's the richest women.
[03:31:43]  Wait, wait, wait, no, the self-made rich women, not the women that got it off the backs of their husbands.
[03:31:48]  That's what I was about to say.
[03:31:49]  I wanted to shout out the richest women in the world who all became the richest women in the world through divorce.
[03:31:56]  Oh, yeah.
[03:31:59]  So shout out Women's International Women's Day.
[03:32:02]  But yeah, no, I don't want to get married.

=== Real Christians vs. Name Only (02:25) ===

[03:32:06]  Maybe if I one day ever become Christian, maybe just do it.
[03:32:11]  Just make sure this.
[03:32:12]  This is your day.
[03:32:13]  Maybe I'm, you know, I'm not a Christian yet.
[03:32:17]  Just not a Christian yet.
[03:32:19]  But maybe one day I'll get married because it makes sense.
[03:32:24]  Well, I mean, from a religious perspective, it calls for it.
[03:32:27]  But from like a secular perspective, there's only liabilities I see there.
[03:32:31]  I don't see the benefits.
[03:32:32]  I can say that real Christians, because is there a bunch of people?
[03:32:37]  I want to clarify that there's a bunch of people that they call themselves Christians by name only.
[03:32:45]  But they do not.
[03:32:47]  They really are not Christians like real Christians.
[03:32:51]  And the difference is a real Christian is not religions only, it's the communion, is the real connection with God.
[03:33:06]  Many people can say, I'm Christian, but they don't even know what that means, really.
[03:33:11]  So the real people who commit with God, who has their heart completely for the Lord, for God, for Jesus, it really became a big change in their lives, mentally, emotionally, spiritually.
[03:33:29]  And those marriages, they last forever.
[03:33:35]  God in the Bible says that He wants marriages forever, together forever.
[03:33:41]  And it's very beautiful and very healthy when you put God in your life as a number one.
[03:33:48]  Because the Bible told you how to live a healthy, happy life in your marriage.
[03:33:55]  You know, nobody is, men is not controlling the women, women not control the men.
[03:34:02]  Like we said previous, women submit her husband, but also her husband treated her with love, with respect.
[03:34:12]  I ask a question, and this comes from a place of actual ignorance because I have no idea.
[03:34:17]  What happens if you just get sick of your partner as a Christian?
[03:34:23]  Do you just stay miserable?
[03:34:24]  You go pray.
[03:34:28]  Are you just living in misery forever?

=== Metaphysical Claims and Spiritual Truth (04:46) ===

[03:34:31]  I could speak on that.
[03:34:33]  At least for the Catholic faith, they do have a lot of therapy retreats.
[03:34:40]  When my parents were actually getting a divorce, they actually got back together because of Christ.
[03:34:46]  I actually prayed every day for it, and my dad went into church for my grandfather's funeral he couldn't go to.
[03:34:54]  And he was like, God, what am I doing?
[03:34:56]  And another point, I actually used to be agnostic too.
[03:35:00]  I was atheist.
[03:35:01]  I used to practice witchcraft.
[03:35:03]  I used to practice.
[03:35:05]  You had pink hair.
[03:35:06]  Yep.
[03:35:07]  Yeah.
[03:35:07]  I saw that.
[03:35:08]  Yeah.
[03:35:09]  Excuse me.
[03:35:10]  Yeah.
[03:35:11]  I mean, so.
[03:35:12]  But yeah, I witchcraft.
[03:35:14]  Yeah.
[03:35:16]  Yeah.
[03:35:17]  Like spells and shit.
[03:35:19]  Yeah, it was really dumb.
[03:35:21]  And I rebuked all of it.
[03:35:23]  And if I may share a really interesting story on how I changed from my pagan beliefs to my, back to my Catholic roots, where I had a wooden pentagram at my altar.
[03:35:36]  And I was already kind of questioning where I was.
[03:35:39]  And I was asking God in a true moment, not just like, oh, show yourself if you're real.
[03:35:44]  I was asking, no, is this truly the bad, like the wrong path?
[03:35:49]  And I, I said, I will listen to you.
[03:35:52]  And when I had gone back to my computer in my room, my back was faced to the other way.
[03:35:58]  It slammed down.
[03:36:00]  And nothing ever comes off of like my walls, like with tax and everything.
[03:36:04]  Slammed down, dropped, knocked over all the lit candles and everything.
[03:36:09]  And I was like, yep, okay, I hear you.
[03:36:11]  I was like, and so, and now I'm still working on going to like confession for it because I want to be able to confess that through a priest and still get past those.
[03:36:21]  It still kind of like eats away at me that I even did that.
[03:36:25]  And I haven't had a chance to really, really repent for it other than just like saying it out loud and stuff.
[03:36:31]  But it's really popular nowadays with people with the manifestation.
[03:36:36]  They can buy one on Etsy.
[03:36:37]  I've seen them.
[03:36:38]  Yeah, they like advertise it.
[03:36:40]  Yeah.
[03:36:40]  Or like the tarot cards.
[03:36:42]  And I'll tell you, in that period of time where I was doing witchcraft or doing the tarot astrology stuff, I never felt more empty and more soulless and more depressed, derived.
[03:36:54]  I literally, I believed I sold my soul to the devil because in my, I mean, a lot of people can probably say this, that he kind of twists what is good and what is right.
[03:37:08]  So yeah, you can always go back from it.
[03:37:10]  But I think there's no problem with being agnostic.
[03:37:12]  My cousin is, I was, I mean.
[03:37:14]  Yeah, I mean, I guess my position, again, pro-Christian sentiment, I just don't know.
[03:37:19]  Like, I'm not denying God's existence, but I don't know.
[03:37:24]  And I think there's massive value in Christianity, Christian ethics, Christian frameworks.
[03:37:29]  I wouldn't even have a problem with Christian nationalism.
[03:37:34]  But part of being a Christian is not to lie.
[03:37:36]  And it's like my actual belief in the, is it metaphysical?
[03:37:41]  My belief in the metaphysical isn't there.
[03:37:44]  Like my belief in the more spiritual components of like clearly Christian ethics, the way, like, you know, what they tell you to do, that's great.
[03:37:57]  That's all good.
[03:37:59]  But it's like, okay, some of the more, what is the right word?
[03:38:03]  Is it metaphysical claims?
[03:38:05]  Physical?
[03:38:06]  Spiritual theological.
[03:38:08]  That's harder for me to grasp.
[03:38:11]  Have you ever prayed?
[03:38:12]  I'm just wondering.
[03:38:13]  Out of curiosity.
[03:38:14]  I'm yeah, sure.
[03:38:15]  Even like casually.
[03:38:16]  Yeah.
[03:38:17]  Sometimes I, yeah.
[03:38:19]  So many things I feel like have happened to me where like I cannot deny him.
[03:38:25]  Like, no joke.
[03:38:26]  Like she just, what she just explained her experience.
[03:38:28]  Like, I have experienced stuff like that where it's just like, oh my God, he's real.
[03:38:34]  He's there for me.
[03:38:35]  Like, I didn't have a dad growing up.
[03:38:36]  You know, I'm like, he always showed like, yeah, you do.
[03:38:40]  I'm right here.
[03:38:41]  You can always ask him, hey, I don't know you.
[03:38:46]  I don't know if you're real, but I want to know you.
[03:38:48]  Yeah.
[03:38:49]  Right.
[03:38:50]  It's a very sincere question.
[03:38:52]  Yeah.
[03:38:53]  The mystical claims?
[03:38:55]  I don't know.
[03:38:56]  The mystical.
[03:38:57]  Maybe.
[03:38:58]  Anyways, here we're going to get back to, let's see.
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=== Don't Go To Bed Mad (05:16) ===

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[03:40:10]  All right.
[03:40:10]  Let's get right back into some of the topics here.
[03:40:14]  Why don't you pull up that Brian's list one more time?
[03:40:16]  One more time.
[03:40:21]  Okay.
[03:40:23]  Should bow, should simp, should do laundry first time at the house.
[03:40:28]  Undivided attention.
[03:40:30]  There should be no other men in the picture if she wants to pursue things with me.
[03:40:35]  Financial authority.
[03:40:36]  We talked about that.
[03:40:37]  No wasteful spending, designer clothes, no fake nails, no lashes.
[03:40:43]  Let's see.
[03:40:45]  No arguments before bed.
[03:40:47]  No, can I ask you something before bed?
[03:40:50]  No, you cannot.
[03:40:51]  No, you save that for tomorrow.
[03:40:53]  Now you shouldn't go to bed mad.
[03:40:55]  You shouldn't go bed mad.
[03:40:56]  You shouldn't have a fight before.
[03:40:57]  But like, that's the worst thing.
[03:40:59]  Like, a girl's like scratching your back, you're about to fall asleep, and she's like, Can I ask you something?
[03:41:05]  Can we talk?
[03:41:06]  No, I'm trying to fucking sleep.
[03:41:09]  All right, pull it back up.
[03:41:11]  Pull it back up.
[03:41:13]  Okay.
[03:41:15]  She should give.
[03:41:17]  What are you laughing at?
[03:41:18]  Chores equals hot.
[03:41:20]  Wait, what's that?
[03:41:20]  Which one?
[03:41:21]  I don't know.
[03:41:21]  It's like a woman doing chores equals hot.
[03:41:24]  Where did I write that?
[03:41:25]  Oh, yes.
[03:41:26]  Woman doing chores equals hot.
[03:41:28]  Unlimited massages, unlimited back scratches.
[03:41:33]  Reporting for duty, sir.
[03:41:35]  What can I help you with, sir?
[03:41:37]  What's the next task, sir?
[03:41:40]  Can I do X, sir?
[03:41:41]  It's great.
[03:41:42]  It's not just she's gonna cook and clean.
[03:41:49]  She's asking me permission to do it.
[03:41:52]  She's gonna ask permission.
[03:41:54]  Brian, can I please clean the bathroom?
[03:41:56]  That's so hot.
[03:41:58]  It's not just she does it.
[03:42:00]  She's begging to do it.
[03:42:02]  She needs to beg.
[03:42:03]  She needs to yearn to do that shit.
[03:42:05]  Right, Chloe?
[03:42:07]  Can I ask you a question?
[03:42:08]  Do you think your list is equal to or more delusional than mine?
[03:42:13]  Oh, I'm super delusional.
[03:42:15]  Okay, all right, all right.
[03:42:16]  So we're holding the job.
[03:42:18]  So, okay, part of the list that it's somewhat true.
[03:42:26]  It's a little bit exaggerated for effect, but it's also holding up a mirror to some degree.
[03:42:34]  Some of the shit I say is to hold up a mirror to some of the crazy shit women expect.
[03:42:41]  But also, I want that shit, not gonna lie.
[03:42:44]  So, you know, it's like a little bit of both.
[03:42:46]  But it's like the bow thing.
[03:42:48]  Like, if my girl, if I'm in, I'm dating a girl.
[03:42:52]  If I'm dating a girl and I love her and she doesn't bow one day, I'm not gonna like start whipping her or something.
[03:42:58]  I'm not gonna freak out.
[03:43:00]  But like, should she bow?
[03:43:02]  Yes.
[03:43:03]  Should she do it like at least four or five times per week?
[03:43:06]  Yes.
[03:43:07]  Ideally every day.
[03:43:10]  But you know, I won't divorce her if it's like she forgets once, twice, divorced.
[03:43:19]  My boyfriend, when we were living together, he would make my toothbrush for me every morning and night.
[03:43:24]  And I really appreciate it.
[03:43:25]  It was just like a I don't know about that.
[03:43:26]  I really appreciated it.
[03:43:27]  I don't know how I feel.
[03:43:28]  Well, I mean, I'm not saying like he would put the toothpaste on the tooth.
[03:43:33]  I think that's like super sweet.
[03:43:36]  And I never asked why you just.
[03:43:37]  You should do that for him.
[03:43:39]  It should be the reverse.
[03:43:40]  I agree.
[03:43:40]  And I have done for him.
[03:43:41]  When I've gotten, when I'm like a barista, when I'm getting up earlier, I do.
[03:43:47]  You should propose to that, dude.
[03:43:48]  I mean, I don't know what's going on there.
[03:43:50]  You're delusional for that.
[03:43:52]  No.
[03:43:54]  I don't know.
[03:43:54]  I'm just saying, you know.
[03:43:56]  Now he should propose to me.
[03:43:58]  I don't give massage my husband feed every day, every night, but sometimes I do.
[03:44:04]  Yeah, she should massage and he do very cool things to me.
[03:44:09]  I mean, like I said, very cool things to me.
[03:44:11]  Yeah, he does.
[03:44:14]  He knows, for instance, he comes back from work and he knows that I like certain chocolate and he brings, I'm gonna bring you these.
[03:44:21]  It's cute.
[03:44:21]  Yeah, it's just sweet.
[03:44:23]  Sweet.
[03:44:23]  Nice.
[03:44:28]  You know what I do that's sweet?
[03:44:30]  Oh boy.
[03:44:30]  Actually, never mind.
[03:44:32]  Never mind.
[03:44:32]  Never mind.
[03:44:33]  Do it.
[03:44:33]  You can't.

=== Societal Pressures on Men (15:15) ===

[03:44:34]  Pull it back up, Nathan.
[03:44:34]  Let's see the rest of the list.
[03:44:36]  What else is on the list?
[03:44:40]  Yeah, I do like it when a woman, like, you know, in the morning, come, because I don't, I prefer having my separate bedroom.
[03:44:48]  Like, she can go on the other side of the house, ew.
[03:44:50]  But I like it when she, in the morning, she needs to give me like one hour to wake up because I'm a little groggy in the morning, so I don't like leave me alone for like an hour.
[03:45:04]  When do you wake up?
[03:45:06]  Like noon or one.
[03:45:08]  So at 2 p.m., she should, if she's staying with me.
[03:45:11]  2 p.m. She comes by reporting for duty, sir.
[03:45:16]  That's what she should do.
[03:45:18]  Jane, Brian, what do you need?
[03:45:20]  I mean, it's better if she also knows, like, if I need my water to be refilled, she should, she should just do it.
[03:45:27]  Naturally.
[03:45:28]  She should just know.
[03:45:29]  Go ahead, pull the list back up.
[03:45:32]  And then scroll down.
[03:45:33]  These are off of dating, I guess.
[03:45:35]  Okay, so feminism is cancer.
[03:45:37]  Women should be drafted.
[03:45:38]  Women have equal rights to men, arguably more.
[03:45:41]  Men have duties, women have none.
[03:45:43]  Women have become more radical, not men.
[03:45:47]  So there's some discourse that, oh, these men are becoming so fascist and conservative.
[03:45:53]  But actually, if you look at the polling data, women have gone way more left than have men gone right.
[03:46:00]  Women are more privileged in totality.
[03:46:02]  Women are not oppressed in the USA.
[03:46:03]  Men are more oppressed than women.
[03:46:05]  People of color can be racist towards white people.
[03:46:06]  Women can be sexist towards men.
[03:46:08]  Men are physically anything.
[03:46:11]  They're all true.
[03:46:12]  Oh, no forced, no child support where abortion is legal.
[03:46:17]  Circumcision should be banned.
[03:46:19]  No circumcision.
[03:46:20]  Totally against it.
[03:46:22]  Unless it's for medical reasons when you're an adult.
[03:46:26]  Gun ownership, fine.
[03:46:27]  Illegal immigration, bad.
[03:46:30]  Women need men for survival, not the reverse, non-reproductive.
[03:46:34]  That's fair.
[03:46:34]  Nothing?
[03:46:35]  Hello?
[03:46:36]  I agree with all of those.
[03:46:37]  So fast.
[03:46:38]  Okay, pull it back up.
[03:46:39]  Pull it back up then.
[03:46:40]  Okay, come on.
[03:46:41]  Pick something, somebody.
[03:46:42]  Pick something.
[03:46:44]  Look at how misogynistic I am.
[03:46:45]  I don't.
[03:46:46]  The circumcision should be banned thing.
[03:46:49]  I don't know.
[03:46:51]  I don't think it should be, but I don't.
[03:46:53]  Is that what it said?
[03:46:54]  It should be banned.
[03:46:54]  I didn't think it should be.
[03:46:55]  Yeah, there should be no circumcision allowed.
[03:46:58]  Okay.
[03:46:59]  I mean, but even my understanding for Christians, circumcision is an Old Testament thing, I believe.
[03:47:06]  Yes.
[03:47:06]  Oh, yeah.
[03:47:08]  So there's no requirement for Christians, because they're New Testament followers, for Christians to get circumcised.
[03:47:15]  Okay.
[03:47:15]  Yeah.
[03:47:17]  And it's also like a barbaric, brutal.
[03:47:19]  So everyone here agrees with everything on that.
[03:47:21]  That's weird.
[03:47:22]  Has that ever happened?
[03:47:22]  I don't know.
[03:47:23]  That's what happened.
[03:47:24]  Everybody agree with your list.
[03:47:26]  I don't know.
[03:47:26]  I think people are holding back, to be honest.
[03:47:28]  How about the, did you?
[03:47:31]  The circumcision thing?
[03:47:32]  Did you want to?
[03:47:34]  No, I think it was like a preference.
[03:47:35]  We can vocabulary abortion.
[03:47:38]  I mean, can we talk about that all the time?
[03:47:39]  I mean, I'm just making that.
[03:47:43]  Let's see the list again.
[03:47:44]  Yeah, the list.
[03:47:47]  Yeah, pull it back up.
[03:47:48]  I'm pro-life, anyways.
[03:47:50]  We talked about the drugs.
[03:47:51]  Nothing.
[03:47:52]  Nothing.
[03:47:53]  Women are privileged and mortality.
[03:47:55]  Illegal immigration, bad.
[03:47:57]  Illegal, yeah.
[03:47:59]  Illegal?
[03:48:01]  But also, I want to flakes.
[03:48:04]  Why do you think this pink-haired chick that, anyways?
[03:48:08]  Why do you think men are more oppressed than women?
[03:48:10]  Did I read that?
[03:48:11]  Yeah, that was correct.
[03:48:12]  No, I know.
[03:48:13]  Well, from your perspective, why do you think that?
[03:48:16]  Yeah, so, I mean, we talked a bit about it earlier.
[03:48:19]  Military conscription, that would be one way in which men are oppressed.
[03:48:23]  And then if we're looking at oppression, not just by something that is government or state-sanctioned.
[03:48:29]  So typically, at least from my view, when I think of oppression, I don't think of it typically from the framework of people making choices.
[03:48:39]  And if that leads to outcomes that might be bad, I don't think that that's oppression.
[03:48:45]  Women, feminists will argue that, like the wage gap, for example, which is primarily due to primarily due to choice, that wouldn't be oppression.
[03:48:59]  When I think of oppression, I think it's typically unfair treatment by the, I mean, it depends on the definition of oppression.
[03:49:06]  Some people will think oppression doesn't have to be state-down or government-down.
[03:49:12]  But so, yes, from a legislative perspective, men are definitely have disadvantages.
[03:49:19]  There's bias in the court system.
[03:49:22]  There's bias in laws.
[03:49:23]  There's certain government programs that have like affirmative action, for example.
[03:49:30]  There's institutions, university institutions that have affirmative action, which elevate women over men.
[03:49:38]  There's college admissions, which is, you know, they receive subsidies from the government.
[03:49:46]  So you could argue that this is a form of oppression.
[03:49:50]  There's affirmative action in the universities.
[03:49:52]  There's many gendered scholarships are only given to women, even though women make up like 60% of college graduates and college admissions.
[03:50:00]  There's more women who go to college, and that's been the case since the 1980s.
[03:50:04]  More women have been going to college.
[03:50:06]  We talked about the draft.
[03:50:08]  That's clearly, if men are the only ones where the government can basically physically abduct you and force you to go to, let's say, we end up in some like massive conflict in the Middle East, the government could force men to go die and physically force you to do it.
[03:50:27]  There's no physical force that can ever be applied to women to do something.
[03:50:32]  So I would argue that's a form of oppression.
[03:50:35]  And then other ways that aren't state or government don't come from state or government down would be things like there's more homeless men, there's more men in the prison system, there's more men commit suicide more often, men are more likely to die on the job.
[03:50:57]  93% of workplace fatalities are men.
[03:50:59]  The majority of workplace injuries are men.
[03:51:01]  Men work the most dangerous jobs, the dirtiest jobs, the least desirable jobs.
[03:51:10]  Men die earlier than women.
[03:51:12]  They die sooner than women.
[03:51:16]  Yeah, well, I think it's like on average, men die five years earlier than women do.
[03:51:21]  So I don't know if I'd frame it strictly as oppression, but some people, again, depending on your definition of oppression, it might fall under a purview of oppression.
[03:51:39]  So I think women are oppressed because we have to carry children and have periods.
[03:51:45]  I'm just kidding, though.
[03:51:47]  Well, yeah, so that would become like, so when I'm talking about some of those things that are, you know, men dying earlier, you would argue, you could argue that, well, okay, well, women have this burden.
[03:52:01]  Right.
[03:52:02]  It's a biological burden.
[03:52:03]  Although I don't know if men necessarily die younger for purely biological reasons.
[03:52:11]  It could be like jobs.
[03:52:12]  A lot of jobs.
[03:52:13]  Yeah, I think men typically have more, they work more dangerous jobs.
[03:52:18]  They typically have more stress.
[03:52:20]  Stress is a silent killer.
[03:52:23]  So they have nagging wives.
[03:52:26]  That takes a few years off your life too.
[03:52:28]  So, right, Chloe?
[03:52:32]  I don't nag.
[03:52:33]  Oh, okay.
[03:52:34]  I just vowel.
[03:52:35]  Whoa.
[03:52:38]  She's in trainee.
[03:52:41]  She's there in five.
[03:52:43]  Look, I think that when it comes to oppression, I think that Western women, women in the United States are actually, throughout all of human history, Western women are the most privileged class to have ever existed in all of human history.
[03:53:00]  The most privileged.
[03:53:01]  They have the most rights, the most freedoms, the most opportunity, the most everything, basically.
[03:53:11]  And coincidingly, they're the least grateful, the most resentful.
[03:53:18]  They have disdain for, not all women, but a lot of women have, as a general statement, there's no, correspondingly, there's no other time in history where women have had more anti-male sentiment, disdain, hatred for men, dislike for men.
[03:53:37]  So that I find that kind of interesting.
[03:53:40]  Yeah, that is really interesting.
[03:53:42]  And I agree with you.
[03:53:43]  Yes, queen.
[03:53:46]  I also feel like the way they treat mental health with guys is not very supportive at all without making you feel like, oh, you're a pussy for crying, but then no, you have to be macho.
[03:53:58]  And like you said, guys have a lot of societal pressures.
[03:54:01]  They have to find a job.
[03:54:03]  Maybe we find women that don't have too crazy of standards, you know, getting possibly drafted in the war.
[03:54:10]  And then you don't have a friend to talk to.
[03:54:13]  Or if you do, they don't really, you know, or you get women that don't want to let their husband feel vulnerable or comfortable showing that side of themselves with them.
[03:54:22]  I like that you mentioned having a friend because I grew up with three brothers and I feel like just with men in general, it's hard to find another man to be, as a friend, to be like vulnerable with.
[03:54:36]  Yeah.
[03:54:36]  Like it's, I think it's, I mean, I feel like the wives can speak for this part, but like your husbands are comfortable being vulnerable with you, right?
[03:54:44]  Ew, gross.
[03:54:45]  Never be vulnerable.
[03:54:46]  Like they can tell you what's on their mind.
[03:54:48]  Is that a hickey?
[03:54:49]  Why are you sexualizing me?
[03:54:52]  Why is that?
[03:54:52]  He's sexualizing my birthmark.
[03:54:55]  Wow.
[03:54:56]  Oh no.
[03:54:57]  I don't know.
[03:54:57]  Shit.
[03:54:58]  Oh my God.
[03:55:00]  Why would that be sexualizing?
[03:55:03]  Why can't you just say what is on your neck?
[03:55:04]  Why did you say, is that a hickey?
[03:55:07]  You just sexualized me.
[03:55:09]  I don't think that's sexualizing.
[03:55:11]  Right?
[03:55:11]  I don't think it would be sexualizing.
[03:55:12]  I'm just fucking trolling.
[03:55:14]  I'm just trolling you.
[03:55:16]  Is it a hiccupy though?
[03:55:17]  It's a birthmark.
[03:55:18]  It's lumpy.
[03:55:19]  It's not flat.
[03:55:20]  From here, it's a distance.
[03:55:22]  I know.
[03:55:22]  I can't tell.
[03:55:25]  I couldn't see what he was talking about.
[03:55:26]  Oh, yeah.
[03:55:27]  No, it's a birthmark.
[03:55:29]  But yeah, I get that a lot.
[03:55:32]  One time a little kid asked me, is that chocolate on your neck?
[03:55:35]  That was like my favorite one ever.
[03:55:39]  Yeah, men shouldn't be vulnerable.
[03:55:41]  Yeah, they should not.
[03:55:43]  Should not.
[03:55:43]  Why?
[03:55:44]  That's why.
[03:55:44]  No, they shouldn't.
[03:55:46]  They should be vulnerable with their wives.
[03:55:47]  They should.
[03:55:48]  Yeah, they should be.
[03:55:49]  And your wife should respect that.
[03:55:51]  If your wife respects you, she will never ever judge you for being vulnerable.
[03:55:55]  She'll support you with you.
[03:55:57]  Absolutely.
[03:55:58]  I think there's something deep down in women.
[03:56:03]  And look, I want to be clear.
[03:56:04]  Women are not beholden to their lizard brain or whatever.
[03:56:09]  But I do think there's something deep down that women do not like to see weakness in men.
[03:56:15]  You want to know why I'll disagree?
[03:56:16]  I disagree.
[03:56:17]  You want to know why?
[03:56:18]  Because if you're physically showing up every day, if you're working and the money's coming, you're paying, you're doing what you got to do.
[03:56:25]  Well, it's not all about the money.
[03:56:27]  That's just, it's a part of it.
[03:56:28]  I'm sorry if it's a my husband doesn't pay all my bills.
[03:56:32]  Women don't.
[03:56:32]  He doesn't need to.
[03:56:33]  My husband.
[03:56:34]  That's your dynamic.
[03:56:35]  I always told my husband, he, besides being my husband and the father of my kids, is my best friend.
[03:56:40]  Right.
[03:56:41]  And I want to support him and anything.
[03:56:43]  We don't hide anything.
[03:56:45]  I'm there for him.
[03:56:46]  100%.
[03:56:50]  And I think it should to be.
[03:56:51]  I think women shouldn't want their man to act like a woman.
[03:56:55]  Oh, no, that's not what I was meaning at all.
[03:56:57]  I just meant like I just saw my Deborah for the first time in like the whole time I've ever known him.
[03:57:03]  So, and that was just because we have a family member that just got cancer.
[03:57:06]  So, but like, I don't, I wouldn't want them to be like as emotional as a woman for sure.
[03:57:13]  I want to be like safe with the like a man that they're not going to kind of cry and be like a little bitch about everything.
[03:57:21]  I think that men should err on the side of stoicism over vulnerability.
[03:57:27]  Yeah.
[03:57:28]  And look, I'm not saying, obviously, if you're, you had a, your parent passed away, you might, you might cry.
[03:57:36]  You might be very upset.
[03:57:39]  In that instance, of course, I would look, I think, I think women should be okay with men being vulnerable, but I'm more interested in the prescriptive men should not be vulnerable because you don't know what effect that's going to have on who you're dating.
[03:58:02]  And you don't really know until you cross that bridge.
[03:58:06]  Right.
[03:58:07]  And it's a scary bridge to cross for sure.
[03:58:09]  I can understand where you're coming from.
[03:58:11]  And I do agree with this, how you say the word stoicism.
[03:58:15]  Reject vulnerability, embrace stoicism.
[03:58:18]  Not all the time. I feel like...
[03:58:20]  All the time.
[03:58:20]  I feel like if possible.
[03:58:23]  As a man, though, it's, I'm not a man.
[03:58:25]  I can't speak for you, but I think you can judge when it's sometimes you just, like you said, like, you know, something happens in the family or they're going through something serious.
[03:58:38]  Like, like you said, the wife should just be that safe place if they need to be.
[03:58:44]  If they need to be.
[03:58:46]  The man can judge if he wants to do that or not, for sure.
[03:58:50]  So I agree with you there, but I don't think that you shouldn't be able to do that, though, if you, for some reason, want to or need to.
[03:58:57]  I just don't think it's not ever going to be beneficial to be vulnerable.
[03:59:06]  There are some women who will be okay with it.
[03:59:08]  There are women who will tolerate it.
[03:59:10]  And there are some women who will lose attraction for you if you're vulnerable.
[03:59:16]  So if it's either a neutral or a negative, I don't actually see the point.
[03:59:22]  Now, of course, there are some situations, your entire family dies in the fucking plane crash.
[03:59:29]  Yeah, you're probably going to cry in front of your girlfriend.
[03:59:34]  But absent catastrophe, the death of a parent, death of a sibling, death of a child, maybe death of like a beloved animal, like a dog or something, should never be vulnerable.

=== The Big Spoon Dilemma (15:24) ===

[03:59:50]  Like, I don't know.
[03:59:52]  I don't know.
[03:59:53]  For example, can I give you guys an example?
[03:59:55]  So I used to play, the chat's going to love this.
[03:59:59]  I used to play Worlds of Warcraft.
[04:00:04]  And I had a girlfriend at the time, and I was in a hardcore raiding guild.
[04:00:08]  And, you know, they had a loot council system.
[04:00:13]  And they were kind of screwing me over when it came to loot.
[04:00:17]  Like, I should have, I was a rogue.
[04:00:19]  Dagger rogue.
[04:00:20]  I should have got, we were killing Ragnaros and Molten Core.
[04:00:24]  I should have gotten Perdition's Blade, which is pretty much the best dagger until like phase, is it phase four?
[04:00:34]  When's AQ?
[04:00:34]  Is AQ phase five?
[04:00:36]  I think it's phase five.
[04:00:37]  It's the best dagger until AQ.
[04:00:40]  You could argue like the, you know, the High Warlord, Grand Marshal, PvP, honor system daggers might be better, whatever.
[04:00:48]  But like from PvE drops, Perdition's Blade, best dagger, you can mainhand, best mainhand dagger for multiple phases in the game.
[04:01:00]  And they gave it to somebody else, and I should have fucking got, I, I should have gotten the dagger, and I was fucking, I almost wanted to cry.
[04:01:08]  I was pissed off because, bro, you can only raid once a week.
[04:01:12]  You got to lock out.
[04:01:13]  You can only do Molten Core once a week.
[04:01:15]  I should have gotten the fucking Perdition's Blade.
[04:01:18]  And I was really upset.
[04:01:19]  Like, cause I was pouring.
[04:01:20]  I don't think you guys understand World of Warcraft.
[04:01:22]  This is like a 10-hour a day commitment.
[04:01:26]  Like, this is not, let me just pick up the remote, the, the, you know, the controller and play for an hour.
[04:01:33]  No.
[04:01:34]  10 hours a day, gamer.
[04:01:37]  Gamer fucking status, and that it would have been a bigger upgrade for me.
[04:01:42]  And I was doing all this shit for the guilds, and fucking they loot canceled it.
[04:01:48]  It was nepotism, it was favoritism.
[04:01:51]  They loot counseled the fucking dagger to somebody else, and I was so fucking upset and distraught.
[04:01:57]  And my girlfriend's pussy dried up immediately.
[04:02:01]  She didn't want to fuck me for a week.
[04:02:04]  I was so upset that I didn't get fucking perdition's blade.
[04:02:08]  I didn't get laid for a fucking week.
[04:02:10]  And in fact, truth be told, I was so upset I lost my libido.
[04:02:17]  So it didn't even fucking matter, right?
[04:02:19]  It didn't even matter.
[04:02:20]  But it was like she wasn't cool with it.
[04:02:23]  I was so vulnerable in that moment.
[04:02:25]  I consoled to my girlfriend.
[04:02:27]  I was like, babe, can you fucking believe this?
[04:02:30]  I've been doing, I fucking got a douse.
[04:02:33]  I got douses for the fucking raid.
[04:02:36]  That you know how fucking long I had to grind those fucking elementals in Silithus.
[04:02:45]  Hours of fucking grinding the fucking elementals in Silithus so I could be the douser, so I could douse for my guild hours, and they had a fuck.
[04:03:00]  I had a run to fucking Ashara to get to keep getting the new douses.
[04:03:08]  Yeah, it was totally fucked in Value.
[04:03:12]  World Of Warcraft, yeah, that's the woman you were with.
[04:03:15]  No should have got with somebody who's like a total turn off for her total.
[04:03:19]  I was so vulnerable in that moment, so vulnerable.
[04:03:22]  She total turn off, didn't get laid for a week and it was like, look, you know, and from that moment on I was like I will never talk about shitty loot council decisions again with my girlfriend.
[04:03:37]  Understand, she should have like went crazy on you just to make you feel better.
[04:03:42]  Yeah, that's it.
[04:03:42]  Like right, like that's it.
[04:03:44]  She probably pictured too.
[04:03:46]  I mean granted, my brother plays, so I don't know.
[04:03:48]  I know that most of men has a lover the side, because those women listen them and be with them and they can cry with them, Because Brianing parties are not aware of it.
[04:04:04]  I don't want an overly emotional wife.
[04:04:06]  That's not what I'm saying.
[04:04:07]  Right.
[04:04:08]  Yeah.
[04:04:08]  But I do want a man, like my man.
[04:04:11]  Yeah.
[04:04:12]  Let me check that.
[04:04:14]  Comfortable coming to me if he needs to share something with me.
[04:04:19]  That's what I'm saying.
[04:04:20]  Look, I was so distraught after this bullshit loot council decision to not.
[04:04:27]  How old were you?
[04:04:27]  How old were you?
[04:04:28]  This was 2019.
[04:04:30]  I feel like we need some violins here.
[04:04:32]  This is 20.
[04:04:32]  I don't play video games.
[04:04:33]  I gave up.
[04:04:34]  So my girlfriend actually dumped me a couple months after this incident.
[04:04:40]  And I was addicted to this fucking video game.
[04:04:43]  I don't play more.
[04:04:44]  I don't play video games anymore.
[04:04:47]  But when that loot decision happened, my bed is right next to my computer.
[04:04:55]  I like laid down in bed and she was in bed, like just waiting for me to be done raiding.
[04:05:01]  And she was bored.
[04:05:02]  She was just, Brian, please hurry up so we can fuck.
[04:05:06]  And she's like, what the fuck, Brian?
[04:05:07]  I'm like, look, we're fucking in molten core.
[04:05:09]  Then we got to do like, you know, we're going to, whatever.
[04:05:13]  And so, and then we have to go kill Anyxia after raid, right?
[04:05:18]  So it was like delayed even longer.
[04:05:20]  The dragon, um, Anyxia.
[04:05:23]  And no, but I curled up in the fetal position in bed.
[04:05:28]  And look, I didn't cry, but like a singular tear just trailed down my face.
[04:05:35]  And yeah, absolutely.
[04:05:39]  I mean, that's when, like, that's when a buddy, you could call a buddy, and like he would, they'd probably make fun of you.
[04:05:43]  Oh, yeah, he'd make fun of me.
[04:05:46]  He'd make fun of me.
[04:05:47]  I told, I told like one or two confidants in the guild, and they're like, bro, shut up, shut up, dude.
[04:05:53]  You'll get it.
[04:05:54]  And you know, it's fucking funny.
[04:05:55]  You know, it's the funniest thing.
[04:05:57]  It dropped the next week, and then I got it.
[04:06:00]  Which is very lucky.
[04:06:02]  Libido up.
[04:06:05]  Was the girlfriend happy after that?
[04:06:08]  Yeah.
[04:06:08]  So, anyways, I don't know where I'm going with that.
[04:06:10]  I just think reject vulnerability, embrace stoicism.
[04:06:16]  But that contributes to that's what we're talking about.
[04:06:18]  It contributes to early, like dying sooner than later.
[04:06:22]  Like, you need to be, you got to be, you know, women, there was like a new study that came out where women develop autoimmune diseases when they don't just say what's on their mind because we're so overly emotional.
[04:06:36]  I think it's kind of hot when a woman is like chronically ill, to be honest, though.
[04:06:39]  So maybe they're chronically ill.
[04:06:41]  Yeah, you know, like it's kind of hot when a woman's kind of sickly.
[04:06:45]  Like I find CPD, yeah.
[04:06:47]  I don't know, it's kind of a turn.
[04:06:49]  It's kind of hot, not gonna lie.
[04:06:50]  No, I'm just kidding.
[04:06:51]  I'm kidding.
[04:06:52]  But no, look, I don't know.
[04:06:56]  I think men and women process things differently.
[04:07:00]  Like me personally, and I don't know if I'm, I might not be speaking for all men, unless it's something really heavy.
[04:07:06]  I genuinely, the way to process something, I find talking about it, it's like a reliving thing.
[04:07:15]  It just makes me more upset a lot of the time.
[04:07:17]  Sometimes I want to talk about it, sometimes I want her feedback, maybe even.
[04:07:22]  Or I just want to vent, which is rare.
[04:07:25]  Generally speaking, if I'm dealing with something, I know tomorrow, in a week, in a month, I'm going to forget about it.
[04:07:34]  It was nothing.
[04:07:35]  It doesn't matter.
[04:07:36]  I don't feel the need to have to constantly be dumping this on my girlfriend.
[04:07:41]  Not constantly, but do you know how it could benefit you heavily?
[04:07:45]  Sex life?
[04:07:46]  She'll be turned on.
[04:07:47]  Sure.
[04:07:48]  By my whining?
[04:07:49]  No.
[04:07:50]  Women, you can't deny women have this like serious intuition.
[04:07:53]  There's been time.
[04:07:55]  What was that?
[04:07:56]  No, they don't.
[04:07:56]  Really?
[04:07:57]  We absolutely do.
[04:07:58]  Do yeah, did that help with never mind.
[04:08:01]  What?
[04:08:01]  Well, I was gonna.
[04:08:02]  I don't know.
[04:08:03]  Women say y'all have women's intuition, but how do you keep dating fuckboys?
[04:08:07]  Yeah, your gut feeling is at one point.
[04:08:10]  No, I'm single, unhappy.
[04:08:14]  Well, for example, like obviously your intuition didn't work out so great.
[04:08:19]  What I was getting at was like, there's been times where my boyfriend's talking to me about something and I give my input.
[04:08:27]  Yeah.
[04:08:28]  And he might even disagree with my input.
[04:08:31]  He might even disagree.
[04:08:33]  And then like, you know, months go by or whatever, and then my, whatever I was saying or whatever I was feeling is making sense or like it came into fruition and he's like, oh my god, like, wow, like, you know, we've had those connections where it's just like, we're a good team player, like, we're a good team.
[04:08:51]  We help each other in those ways.
[04:08:53]  So it's like, where he's been vulnerable and shared things.
[04:08:58]  And I've given my input.
[04:09:00]  Is he big spoon or little spoon?
[04:09:02]  Um, big.
[04:09:04]  Duh.
[04:09:05]  I think the power move is the woman jet packs you.
[04:09:09]  The woman has to be big spoon.
[04:09:12]  There's no jetpack here because my legs are like 12 feet long.
[04:09:16]  So yeah.
[04:09:17]  I could like bear hug.
[04:09:20]  Like he's actually, he's so big that like his biceps are so big that I can't get my eyes on him.
[04:09:28]  But like my legs could wrap around him for sure.
[04:09:31]  Nice.
[04:09:31]  So, I mean, I've, I've a little, I've been spooning is just kind of lame.
[04:09:37]  We, yeah.
[04:09:38]  We don't, we don't cuddle when we go to sleep.
[04:09:39]  We fall asleep.
[04:09:40]  This is tell.
[04:09:42]  Tell me if this is toxic.
[04:09:43]  Tell me if this is toxic.
[04:09:45]  No spoon.
[04:09:47]  Like if she begs me, she can be big spoon.
[04:09:52]  She has to like really beg for me to be big spoon.
[04:09:55]  And say, sir.
[04:09:57]  And I'll do it for like two minutes and then I'm like, but this is the ideal.
[04:10:04]  The ideal is, so, okay, she's on my schedule.
[04:10:08]  I stay up late.
[04:10:09]  She stays up as late as I'm going to stay up.
[04:10:11]  Then she scratches my back and massages me until I fall asleep.
[04:10:16]  And then she goes into the other room.
[04:10:20]  So I don't spoon, but whatever that is, I do that.
[04:10:23]  What do you think about that?
[04:10:25]  I'm trying to, I'm trying to say that.
[04:10:27]  I hate cuddling, so I fully agree with that.
[04:10:28]  It gets too hot.
[04:10:30]  No, it's fine to be close with your girl and be touching, but not even that.
[04:10:35]  Sometimes a girl's head can get a bit heavy on the shoulder.
[04:10:38]  Yeah, and then your arm gets all awkward and like sore.
[04:10:40]  Yeah, like my shoulder gets all stiff.
[04:10:42]  It's like, you know.
[04:10:44]  Y'all women have heavy heads.
[04:10:46]  Your heads weigh a lot.
[04:10:48]  And it's just like my shoulder gets a little stiff.
[04:10:50]  It's like, can you just, like, if we're in bed watching a movie, it's like, it's like, can you just go over there?
[04:10:58]  Just put a pillow between there.
[04:10:59]  Like, lift up.
[04:11:00]  Like, give me like two inches, you know, for a little bit.
[04:11:03]  I could do like the head on the lap thing.
[04:11:05]  Like, that's the only way I like to cuddle.
[04:11:07]  Like, my ex used to lie his head on my lap.
[04:11:08]  And I would just fingers through his hair, play with his hair, and that was like our mental cuddling.
[04:11:13]  You really don't like spooning?
[04:11:19]  Not really.
[04:11:19]  I feel like that's my favorite.
[04:11:20]  I'd rather a girl be scratching my back or massaging my back.
[04:11:26]  Yeah.
[04:11:26]  You know, sometimes if I'm feeling extra spicy, like let's say I put on a movie.
[04:11:33]  If I put on a movie, she can listen to it, but she doesn't even get to watch.
[04:11:38]  And she can be like massaging my feet while I'm watching.
[04:11:43]  Nice.
[04:11:44]  Yeah.
[04:11:46]  Like, I think sometimes, like, but see, I'm nice because I'll pick a movie she's already watched.
[04:11:53]  You know, like the office?
[04:11:54]  Oh, that's nice.
[04:11:54]  Yeah.
[04:11:55]  Like, I just put it on just to listen to it.
[04:11:57]  Let's meet with a new girl I love.
[04:11:59]  Like, I don't even.
[04:11:59]  Fall asleep.
[04:12:00]  I don't even need to watch it.
[04:12:01]  I just know what's going on.
[04:12:05]  No, but yeah, I think I like to, yeah, just have she can hear.
[04:12:13]  She gets the audio.
[04:12:14]  She's privileged.
[04:12:16]  She gets audio while she's massaging my feet.
[04:12:18]  That's privilege.
[04:12:19]  Yeah.
[04:12:21]  You guys are too nice.
[04:12:22]  I'm trying to think of all the things I can say to upset all of you.
[04:12:25]  What else?
[04:12:26]  How about this?
[04:12:28]  What else will upset you guys?
[04:12:30]  I'm trying really hard to update.
[04:12:32]  I'm trying to upset you.
[04:12:33]  You got a very good crew today.
[04:12:36]  I personally wouldn't rub feet, but like, I get it.
[04:12:39]  Why wouldn't you want that?
[04:12:41]  It's not a fetish thing, by the way.
[04:12:42]  No, I don't.
[04:12:43]  I get it.
[04:12:44]  Like, you worked hard all day.
[04:12:45]  Why wouldn't you want a girl to rub your feet?
[04:12:47]  I have very clean feet, but would you do it for her?
[04:12:49]  Would you rub her back, play with her hair, rub her feet?
[04:12:54]  The day before she would otherwise give birth.
[04:12:56]  Only then?
[04:12:57]  Only then.
[04:12:58]  Once a year.
[04:12:59]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[04:13:01]  Hold on.
[04:13:02]  Valentine's Day.
[04:13:03]  Let's.
[04:13:04]  Let's go.
[04:13:04]  Actually, Valentine's Day is.
[04:13:07]  You know what?
[04:13:07]  You're right.
[04:13:08]  Valentine's Day is for me.
[04:13:09]  Yeah.
[04:13:10]  It doesn't.
[04:13:10]  But anniversary, I'll give her five minutes.
[04:13:13]  And then, of course, I resort to the carpal tunnel syndrome.
[04:13:20]  I can only go for like five minutes and then I gotta.
[04:13:23]  I gotta just tap out.
[04:13:24]  After five minutes, my hands start hurting, you know.
[04:13:27]  I gotta save my hand energy for the computer.
[04:13:31]  Naturally.
[04:13:31]  You know, because that's how I make the big bucks.
[04:13:34]  Okay.
[04:13:37]  What were we talking about?
[04:13:39]  Oh, something to piss you guys off.
[04:13:41]  We're too nice.
[04:13:42]  So, and look, if this woman could be the love of my life, we could have kids together.
[04:13:48]  Seven sons.
[04:13:49]  Seven sons.
[04:13:50]  I think in a scenario where one of us has to take the bullet, I think she should sacrifice herself.
[04:13:57]  100%.
[04:13:58]  The woman should be sacrificial.
[04:14:00]  The woman, like, let's say I'm a woman and Kayla's me.
[04:14:05]  This is what Kayla should, you know, that's what my girlfriend should do.
[04:14:08]  She should dive in front of the bullet to protect me and be willing to die.
[04:14:15]  In this situation, do you have kids?
[04:14:18]  Yes.
[04:14:18]  And some of them are.
[04:14:20]  Remember, she wanted a piece of stuff.
[04:14:23]  They can still be breastfeeding and she's still got to take the bullets.
[04:14:26]  I make kids.
[04:14:27]  Okay, well, in that case, then, yeah.
[04:14:30]  Whoever has financial security needs to be taken.
[04:14:34]  I survive.
[04:14:36]  New wife.
[04:14:36]  According to my beliefs, my Christian beliefs.
[04:14:40]  I'm on Tinder at the funeral.
[04:14:43]  I'm on Hinge at the funeral.
[04:14:46]  And she's going to haunt your ass.
[04:14:52]  Yeah, she'll be giving him foot rubs as a ghost scratching his back.
[04:14:56]  She's going to be scratching his back like, that's crazy.
[04:15:00]  And then she's going to cuddle with him all night as a ghost.
[04:15:02]  He just sits at all.
[04:15:04]  No.
[04:15:04]  Because she took a bullet for him.
[04:15:05]  You got to remember.
[04:15:06]  So that must not be malicious at that.
[04:15:08]  No, but the tender thing, that would piss her off.
[04:15:11]  What?
[04:15:11]  Tinder?
[04:15:11]  Oh, Tinder.
[04:15:12]  Yeah, like that's what we're making.
[04:15:13]  No, I wouldn't be happy.

=== Ghostly Aftercare and Tinder (08:20) ===

[04:15:14]  She'd be like, I have to be funny.
[04:15:15]  I wouldn't do all the things that I do.
[04:15:17]  She wants me to find a replacement for the children and for me, sexually.
[04:15:22]  For me.
[04:15:23]  This is your perfect world.
[04:15:26]  That will be your perfect woman in your perfect world.
[04:15:29]  A billionaire with large labia who will take a bullet.
[04:15:32]  Who's a dwarf?
[04:15:33]  Who's a dwarf?
[04:15:35]  Yeah.
[04:15:36]  Yeah.
[04:15:36]  Who's super submissive?
[04:15:38]  Perfect wife.
[04:15:39]  Perfect.
[04:15:40]  Well, girlfriend, I guess I should say.
[04:15:41]  Oh my God, imagine a dwarf bowing.
[04:15:44]  Like for you.
[04:15:46]  It's had a floor.
[04:15:47]  You know what?
[04:15:49]  They don't even have to do it.
[04:15:50]  They're already down.
[04:15:51]  Oh, my God.
[04:15:52]  No, exactly.
[04:15:53]  No, they could go lower.
[04:15:54]  Come on.
[04:15:54]  That's true.
[04:15:55]  That's true.
[04:15:57]  Wait, how could she give you a proper massage to little fingies?
[04:16:00]  Like little hands.
[04:16:00]  They have hands.
[04:16:01]  But not very big hands.
[04:16:03]  It might be.
[04:16:03]  I feel like they seem to be.
[04:16:05]  I feel like one of those massages you buy, you put your feet and it just has the nubs that rotate.
[04:16:08]  Dwarves have.
[04:16:10]  I feel like dwarves are strong.
[04:16:12]  They are.
[04:16:12]  They can be like hand steads really easy, too.
[04:16:14]  Because the center of gravity is different, I think.
[04:16:18]  I don't know.
[04:16:19]  Maybe somebody who knows physics.
[04:16:21]  You need Weeman on the panel so he can answer these questions.
[04:16:26]  True.
[04:16:27]  For us.
[04:16:28]  True.
[04:16:28]  Okay.
[04:16:30]  But no, I do think.
[04:16:33]  Do you think it's like a bad look that I wouldn't be willing to die for a woman?
[04:16:39]  No, no, no.
[04:16:40]  It's not a bad look.
[04:16:41]  You don't have to die for anyone.
[04:16:43]  Sorry.
[04:16:43]  I hope you suck.
[04:16:45]  Yeah, this might be the first panel you have where everyone just agrees with you.
[04:16:48]  We're like, yeah, no, women kind of suck.
[04:16:49]  Yeah, men are great.
[04:16:50]  Wait, I don't think women suck.
[04:16:53]  I think women are great.
[04:16:54]  No, they're not.
[04:16:55]  National women's not bad.
[04:16:57]  A lot of we could have.
[04:16:58]  National women's in.
[04:17:00]  Just today thinks that.
[04:17:01]  Just say that.
[04:17:02]  No, women are great.
[04:17:03]  No, I don't buy into the women are bad thing.
[04:17:06]  I think women are great.
[04:17:07]  I don't think they're bad.
[04:17:08]  It's just like a lot of them suck.
[04:17:10]  No.
[04:17:10]  Poorly.
[04:17:12]  are you talking about nevermind Anyways.
[04:17:15]  I think at the end of this, we should all bow to pronounce.
[04:17:18]  Oh, my God.
[04:17:20]  Our horizontal bow.
[04:17:22]  You know what?
[04:17:22]  Maybe what we should even do is my studio could use some vacuuming.
[04:17:28]  Oh, my.
[04:17:29]  Wait, is there laundry here?
[04:17:32]  Maybe you guys could clean the bathroom.
[04:17:34]  You could swiffer the floors.
[04:17:36]  Would you guys like that as a segment?
[04:17:38]  Like I turn the cameras to see behind the scenes and you guys can watch Chloe mopping my floor, vacuuming.
[04:17:45]  It would be kind of noisy, though, to vacuum.
[04:17:47]  Maybe I'll have her sweep.
[04:17:50]  Maybe I might have Chloe sweep or something.
[04:17:52]  Oh, no.
[04:17:53]  I should do that.
[04:17:53]  I should also have the materials for making a sandwich and give a prize to the woman who does the best.
[04:18:00]  Are you starting an OnlyFans?
[04:18:02]  Me?
[04:18:02]  Yeah.
[04:18:02]  Me?
[04:18:03]  That's what it sounds like.
[04:18:04]  Me starting an OnlyFans?
[04:18:06]  If you have her making sandwiches and cleaning and you're filming it, it's essentially it all.
[04:18:11]  Oh, yeah.
[04:18:12]  It's a whole new channel.
[04:18:13]  Her gift could be Candace's Owen's book, Candace Owens' book, Make Him a Sandwich.
[04:18:18]  Does she really have a book called Make Him a Sandwich?
[04:18:20]  Yeah, absolutely.
[04:18:20]  Oh, we have a TTS just came in.
[04:18:23]  William donated $100.
[04:18:24]  $100.
[04:18:25]  Thank you, William.
[04:18:26]  No sappy moments after sex.
[04:18:28]  Heart agree.
[04:18:28]  All women on the panel agree.
[04:18:30]  Wait, what's happening?
[04:18:30]  Absolutely.
[04:18:31]  What does sappy is?
[04:18:32]  Probably like huddling and like, that's what I would think.
[04:18:39]  Okay, wait, sappy.
[04:18:43]  No, I need aftercare for sure.
[04:18:45]  Wait, question.
[04:18:46]  What's aftercare?
[04:18:47]  Here's a question.
[04:18:48]  No, I think you shouldn't just get up and start playing video games.
[04:18:52]  You should lay there for a few minutes.
[04:18:54]  We're not men.
[04:18:56]  That's men.
[04:18:57]  I'm like, I just want a getaway.
[04:18:59]  But how about this?
[04:19:01]  What about like, okay, I don't know if this is like my OCD or whatever.
[04:19:06]  I do like, it doesn't have to be like immediately, but I do like to rinse off.
[04:19:13]  Not because I'm like grossed out or anything, but I like, it's a little sticky.
[04:19:17]  Like with her, like together?
[04:19:20]  No, just like I'll hop in the shower by yourself.
[04:19:22]  Rinse off like one minute.
[04:19:24]  That's it.
[04:19:25]  Not like a full body shower, just, you know.
[04:19:28]  Right.
[04:19:28]  Is that weird?
[04:19:29]  No, no, no, definitely not.
[04:19:32]  Okay.
[04:19:33]  I'm pretty sure there's a Sex in the City episode about that.
[04:19:35]  Full body showers are, my opinion, good, especially for women.
[04:19:39]  Okay, this is going to sound terrible too, though.
[04:19:41]  I don't really, I don't think sex should result in sweating for me.
[04:19:52]  So, like, I don't, when I have sex, it's never that intense that I'm sweating.
[04:19:57]  Two pumps.
[04:19:58]  So I don't.
[04:19:59]  No, no.
[04:20:00]  No, I'm saying like.
[04:20:02]  She didn't like that, Brian.
[04:20:05]  No, I don't.
[04:20:06]  Sex should not be like a fucking marathon working.
[04:20:11]  No, I finally disagree.
[04:20:14]  I think it should be.
[04:20:15]  Well, look, some women are just like fucking sweating, okay?
[04:20:18]  If they sweat, whatever, if they're doing some work, especially if they're on top or whatever.
[04:20:23]  But I personally, I don't know.
[04:20:28]  What's your like favorite position?
[04:20:32]  Either doggy or a girl on top, but I'm in control.
[04:20:35]  Oh my God, Sam.
[04:20:38]  Wow.
[04:20:40]  She's not kidding.
[04:20:42]  I don't know.
[04:20:43]  I'm not trying to be all fucking exercising during.
[04:20:48]  I don't know.
[04:20:48]  But I'm not like, I don't like the jackrabbit sex.
[04:20:53]  I have a lot of respect for what men do.
[04:20:56]  Because I got with a woman at the Mustang ranch in Reno and paid for an hour.
[04:21:05]  I lasted 47 minutes with a strap on before my leg started quivering violently.
[04:21:10]  And she was like, okay, here's what you're doing.
[04:21:12]  Yeah.
[04:21:13]  And she was like, okay, here's what you're going to do.
[04:21:15]  Here's aftercare.
[04:21:16]  You're going to have pain in places you've never felt, muscles you've never used.
[04:21:20]  And she was 100% right.
[04:21:21]  Like there were parts of my back and like my sides.
[04:21:23]  I was like, oh, I have way more respect for men.
[04:21:27]  And like anyone who's like, go longer, go deeper.
[04:21:30]  Like shut up.
[04:21:31]  You don't know what men go through when they're like going to town.
[04:21:36]  Yeah, I don't like it when a girl tells me to go to go faster or harder.
[04:21:44]  Even if I can, even if I can, I'm like, know your place.
[04:21:50]  Know your place.
[04:21:51]  Don't tell me what to do.
[04:21:53]  I'm going to go at the exact pace that I want to go.
[04:21:57]  Yeah.
[04:21:58]  You know what I mean?
[04:21:59]  You know what I mean, Kayla?
[04:22:00]  She knows my mind.
[04:22:01]  I think I'm disassociating.
[04:22:02]  She's just a really cool decision.
[04:22:04]  Come back, Kayla.
[04:22:05]  Come back.
[04:22:06]  Yeah, it's like, or she's like, go deeper.
[04:22:09]  And I'm like, there's nothing more.
[04:22:12]  That's it.
[04:22:13]  That's the one.
[04:22:15]  Get more shallow.
[04:22:16]  I can't just like.
[04:22:17]  Yeah, exactly.
[04:22:18]  I can't just like roll out more dick.
[04:22:20]  That's all the dick.
[04:22:21]  The dick has reached its limit.
[04:22:24]  There is no further dick in which to go deeper with.
[04:22:27]  The balls have reached the end.
[04:22:29]  Yes.
[04:22:30]  Like, I don't, what do you want me to do?
[04:22:32]  Shit, it's crazy.
[04:22:33]  It's crazy.
[04:22:34]  At that point, it's up to the girl to reposition herself to get the depth, which is possible.
[04:22:40]  That is correct.
[04:22:41]  That is correct.
[04:22:43]  Is there anything else I can say to piss you guys off?
[04:22:47]  Oh, here we go.
[04:22:51]  I, despite being an appreciator of large labia, I do not go down on women.
[04:23:06]  Okay.
[04:23:06]  A preference.
[04:23:07]  Yep.
[04:23:07]  I fully agree.
[04:23:09]  But look, hey, you know, if a girl doesn't want to, it's not a deal breaker.
[04:23:13]  Of course, it's better if she does, but I don't, I won't reciprocate that.
[04:23:20]  No, like, maybe if I'm about to die, I might do it.
[04:23:26]  Like, it's like, fuck, I'm going to die.
[04:23:28]  I might as well do it.
[04:23:30]  You know?
[04:23:31]  Have you ever done it?
[04:23:32]  Yeah, I did it when I was younger.

=== Maybe Do It If You're Dying (02:48) ===

[04:23:35]  So what?
[04:23:35]  But do you want to know the last time?
[04:23:37]  I don't want to know the last time, but you know what?
[04:23:40]  Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
[04:23:41]  Let me actually think about this.
[04:23:42]  Who's the youngest person here?
[04:23:44]  Okay, wait, you're 19.
[04:23:46]  What year were you born?
[04:23:47]  2006.
[04:23:49]  Come on.
[04:23:51]  I think the last time I did was 2007 or 2008.
[04:23:57]  Wow.
[04:23:58]  So George Bush was still president the last time I was in the world.
[04:24:03]  I love how you correlate your sexual activism to George Bush.
[04:24:09]  Yeah, George Bush was president.
[04:24:11]  Did she have a bush?
[04:24:13]  No.
[04:24:13]  Oh, God.
[04:24:14]  But I have done it before.
[04:24:17]  Why do you not like it?
[04:24:20]  It just.
[04:24:22]  I don't, you know, there's a couple reasons.
[04:24:25]  A couple reasons.
[04:24:27]  Hold on.
[04:24:27]  I actually have a list I wrote down for why.
[04:24:31]  I'll explain why.
[04:24:32]  The president thing would only be weird if presidents reminded him of certain sexual acts.
[04:24:38]  That's where it would get weird.
[04:24:39]  But the other way around.
[04:24:41]  Oh, no.
[04:24:41]  I'm going to date wise my last sexual encounter being back in the Obama administration.
[04:24:45]  Oh, yeah, thanks to this podcast.
[04:24:47]  Sorry, Tom.
[04:24:47]  You see Obama and I'm going to be like, oh, no.
[04:24:49]  It's about that situation.
[04:24:53]  Let's see here.
[04:24:54]  Okay, the reasons.
[04:24:57]  Maybe.
[04:24:58]  No, not Valentine's Day.
[04:25:00]  Maybe.
[04:25:02]  Eh.
[04:25:03]  I don't know.
[04:25:04]  Look, just to be clear, big fan of pussy.
[04:25:07]  Pussy's great.
[04:25:08]  I don't think pussy's gross.
[04:25:10]  Don't think that.
[04:25:11]  But, you know, I don't know, man.
[04:25:17]  That sounds like a lot of work.
[04:25:23]  I'm not scared either.
[04:25:25]  So, okay, I think, no, definitely not scared.
[04:25:27]  Not scared.
[04:25:29]  So oral sex is the leading risk factor for throat cancer in men.
[04:25:36]  Studies show men are four times as likely as women to develop throat cancer.
[04:25:42]  See Michael Douglas.
[04:25:45]  Studies suggest that not only is risk of transmission from women to men higher, but without being graphic due to women's physiology, women shed more virus and will transmit higher viral loads.
[04:26:03]  Number two, boundaries.
[04:26:04]  Men are allowed to have sexual boundaries.
[04:26:07]  So, yeah, just not something I'm super into.
[04:26:14]  That's pretty much it.
[04:26:15]  Oh, and I mean, I guess the other thing is, like, I would advise men who are even inclined to do it.

=== Oral Sex Risks and Boundaries (08:25) ===

[04:26:23]  That has to be your girl.
[04:26:26]  Like, you can't be doing that with a girl you haven't vetted and like who isn't established that she's only dealing with you.
[04:26:36]  Right.
[04:26:36]  Because I'm not saying all women do this, but a lot of women will be dating multiple men, sleeping with multiple men, or sleeping with men in quick succession.
[04:26:49]  So it's like she could have slept with a guy two days ago, yesterday, and maybe she's done with him, but now she's on you.
[04:26:57]  Yeah, you don't want your mouth on that.
[04:26:59]  And that guy blasted inside her, and that's gross.
[04:27:03]  So, whereas like for men, it's different because I could have sex with a girl, shower.
[04:27:10]  I'm basically as good as new.
[04:27:13]  Basically, as good as new.
[04:27:18]  But if a guy, like you're not, you women aren't supposed to shower down there, you know?
[04:27:23]  Or you're not supposed to, like, clean.
[04:27:25]  Oh, like, with the douche, yeah.
[04:27:29]  Like, it's not recommended.
[04:27:30]  So, yeah.
[04:27:35]  But, look, I'll say this.
[04:27:37]  I want, I do care about my girl's pleasure.
[04:27:41]  I want, she's got to come first.
[04:27:44]  She's got to come multiple times if possible.
[04:27:47]  If she can do that, if she can do that, to be clear.
[04:27:50]  So it's not like she's got to come first multiple times if possible.
[04:27:58]  So it's not like I don't care about her pleasure, but there's other ways to get there.
[04:28:06]  Okay.
[04:28:07]  Good talk.
[04:28:08]  All right.
[04:28:11]  Well, I guess I can get into the rest of your guys's notes here.
[04:28:15]  Oh, let's do the AI segment.
[04:28:18]  Why don't we do that?
[04:28:19]  Really quick, though.
[04:28:21]  You're a pastor, do you speak in tongues?
[04:28:24]  I do.
[04:28:25]  Let's hear it. One more time.
[04:28:39]  More?
[04:28:39]  Can you do more?
[04:28:40]  I can, and I can do it in different languages, but why do you want me to do it?
[04:28:46]  in Portuguese.
[04:28:48]  No, I...
[04:28:50]  No, no.
[04:28:51]  Those tongues are angelic tongues.
[04:28:54]  Okay, do it.
[04:28:55]  Can you do more?
[04:28:57]  Why?
[04:28:58]  I'm learning.
[04:29:00]  No, that's not something that you learn.
[04:29:03]  Oh, okay.
[04:29:05]  That is something that is a supernatural gift by the Holy Spirit.
[04:29:13]  Nice.
[04:29:14]  Okay.
[04:29:16]  Let's do the AI segment.
[04:29:18]  Let's do the AI.
[04:29:21]  Do you have it ready?
[04:29:22]  Okay.
[04:29:24]  Boom.
[04:29:25]  Oh, my God.
[04:29:26]  Oh, my God.
[04:29:27]  Yikes.
[04:29:27]  Okay, hold on.
[04:29:28]  That's not fair.
[04:29:29]  Also, you got to take it when they're looking up, I guess.
[04:29:32]  Wait, why am I fat as far?
[04:29:34]  Yeah, I think that's unfair, to be honest.
[04:29:37]  So the question is: the question is: would you date the male version of you?
[04:29:41]  But whoever did this definitely fucked up.
[04:29:46]  Yeah.
[04:29:46]  That's intense.
[04:29:48]  You fucked up.
[04:29:50]  Definitely better with this group.
[04:29:52]  Whoever did it.
[04:29:59]  Would you date him?
[04:30:00]  I guess.
[04:30:00]  Well, the more I look at him, like, the better looking he is.
[04:30:03]  Like, he is?
[04:30:05]  I don't know.
[04:30:06]  It's, I don't know.
[04:30:07]  Maybe if he went to the gym more.
[04:30:10]  Okay.
[04:30:10]  Yeah, I would.
[04:30:12]  All right.
[04:30:13]  Next.
[04:30:18]  It doesn't really look.
[04:30:19]  That doesn't even look like me.
[04:30:20]  Like, the eyes are the only kind of thing that kind of yeah, it's not a great gender swap.
[04:30:25]  And his hair is horrible, like, ill.
[04:30:27]  Why are they so much older than me?
[04:30:29]  Like, what's your ethnicity?
[04:30:30]  What's your mic into that?
[04:30:33]  Oh, I'm sorry.
[04:30:34]  I don't even know really what I am.
[04:30:36]  Okay.
[04:30:37]  So no?
[04:30:39]  No.
[04:30:39]  Like, your boyfriend Mogs this guy for sure.
[04:30:41]  Mogs.
[04:30:42]  Yeah.
[04:30:42]  Mogs.
[04:30:42]  Mogs.
[04:30:45]  Yeah, uh, that's his hair's fucked up, but honestly, not bad.
[04:30:51]  Would you date him?
[04:30:53]  No, no, okay.
[04:30:54]  Next picture of me ever, but would you date him?
[04:30:59]  Absolutely not.
[04:31:00]  What's wrong with him?
[04:31:01]  Hair color good, though.
[04:31:01]  What's wrong with him?
[04:31:03]  What if he's a base conservative guy who's fine with all the flaws?
[04:31:06]  Nope.
[04:31:07]  No, no.
[04:31:08]  I think it's the beard.
[04:31:09]  The beard.
[04:31:11]  Like, if his hair was the same color as his beard, yeah.
[04:31:13]  Maybe.
[04:31:14]  Okay, next.
[04:31:18]  Wow.
[04:31:20]  No.
[04:31:21]  You mog him.
[04:31:22]  I think you mog him.
[04:31:23]  He's too Asian.
[04:31:24]  I don't like Asians.
[04:31:25]  Oh.
[04:31:26]  What's your husband?
[04:31:27]  Italian.
[04:31:28]  Okay.
[04:31:29]  Italian stallion.
[04:31:31]  Next.
[04:31:34]  Bro, what?
[04:31:35]  What?
[04:31:38]  Are you able to scroll down?
[04:31:38]  Oh my gosh.
[04:31:41]  Would you, if you were single, would you date him?
[04:31:43]  No.
[04:31:43]  Rip.
[04:31:44]  Nope.
[04:31:46]  Okay.
[04:31:46]  The middle one's terrifying.
[04:31:49]  Kayla, would you date him?
[04:31:51]  Actually, he's the best looking.
[04:31:53]  Yeah, I would say.
[04:31:56]  I mean, I have a boyfriend.
[04:31:57]  If you're single.
[04:31:58]  I guess not.
[04:31:58]  If you're single.
[04:31:59]  No.
[04:32:01]  Next.
[04:32:03]  What the fuck?
[04:32:04]  She's hot.
[04:32:05]  Okay.
[04:32:06]  Yeah.
[04:32:08]  She mogs, not gonna lie.
[04:32:10]  Yeah, I would date her.
[04:32:12]  I would date her.
[04:32:13]  She doesn't have blue eyes though.
[04:32:14]  She does, though.
[04:32:15]  Yeah, she does.
[04:32:16]  Yeah.
[04:32:16]  I mean, they look a little darker.
[04:32:18]  Like gray hazel or some shit.
[04:32:22]  That's hard to tell on this screen.
[04:32:25]  I could see her bowing.
[04:32:26]  So weird.
[04:32:27]  Yeah.
[04:32:28]  Debs, not gonna lie, dude.
[04:32:30]  Would impregnate.
[04:32:32]  Have you guys ever?
[04:32:33]  I don't know if women relate to this, but you ever see from a guy's perspective, typically for most men, even if we like the girl, we're like, it would be really bad to like have an unwanted pregnancy, you know, like we knock her up on the third date or whatever.
[04:32:52]  I don't know if you guys know what I'm talking about.
[04:32:54]  Maybe the chat knows.
[04:32:55]  There are women so beautiful that if you were to have an unwanted pregnancy with her, you'd be like, I can accept this.
[04:33:06]  You know what I mean?
[04:33:07]  Interesting.
[04:33:08]  Like, she's so hot.
[04:33:11]  Do you know?
[04:33:11]  Does chat, do you know what I mean?
[04:33:13]  I get it.
[04:33:14]  Like, she's so attractive, it's like not the worst thing if she just pumped out a kid for you.
[04:33:19]  You know, one-night stand.
[04:33:22]  Well, it wouldn't, if she's that hot, it wouldn't be a one-night stand, right?
[04:33:25]  But like, let's say you let's say you were like, look, I really like this girl, but we should wait a year before having kids.
[04:33:31]  You know what I mean?
[04:33:33]  No?
[04:33:33]  Chat, no?
[04:33:34]  Like, she's so hot, you're like, I'd be okay just immediately having a kid with her.
[04:33:40]  I get it.
[04:33:41]  No?
[04:33:42]  I don't know.
[04:33:44]  No?
[04:33:44]  Okay.
[04:33:45]  Really?
[04:33:45]  None of you?
[04:33:46]  No.
[04:33:47]  I mean, like, you've never seen a guy so hot, you'd be like, he could just knock me up.
[04:33:51]  Tom Hardy.
[04:33:54]  I guess it's different for women because you have to go through the pregnancy.
[04:34:00]  I don't know.
[04:34:01]  Okay.
[04:34:03]  Good talk.
[04:34:05]  Then there's another batch of something.
[04:34:07]  Is that right?
[04:34:08]  All right.
[04:34:10]  I guess we could do it.
[04:34:12]  Yeah, why don't we show that one?
[04:34:13]  Next.
[04:34:16]  Oh, this is like the here.
[04:34:17]  Tab through the next.
[04:34:22]  Ew.
[04:34:22]  These are filtered?
[04:34:23]  What are going on here?
[04:34:25]  So what they're doing is it's this segment will probably only work if we have the women like overrate themselves quite a bit.
[04:34:36]  The AI does beautification.
[04:34:39]  Yeah, it's fucked up, right?
[04:34:40]  It looks worse somehow than tab over.
[04:34:44]  They're better as they are.
[04:34:45]  Tab over.
[04:34:47]  I don't even know who that is.
[04:34:48]  Tab over.

=== AI Beautification Gone Wrong (10:10) ===

[04:34:49]  It's slim.
[04:34:50]  Tab over.
[04:34:52]  Whoa.
[04:34:52]  Tab over.
[04:34:54]  That's a ton of makeup.
[04:34:55]  Tab over.
[04:34:55]  Why is it enlarging the chins?
[04:35:00]  It changes the large.
[04:35:03]  Wow.
[04:35:04]  Do I look like.
[04:35:05]  What did it do?
[04:35:06]  Oh my gosh.
[04:35:07]  It made his nose a little bit.
[04:35:10]  Just give you clean up.
[04:35:13]  Beautiful.
[04:35:14]  It cleaned up the eye barrel a little bit.
[04:35:17]  It masculinized the face a bit more.
[04:35:19]  It made you younger.
[04:35:20]  It took away some of the fat in the cheeks.
[04:35:23]  Little chubby cheeks there.
[04:35:25]  More cheen.
[04:35:27]  It gave me a stronger cantal tilt.
[04:35:32]  I don't know, whatever.
[04:35:33]  Yeah, you look younger.
[04:35:34]  I don't know, whatever.
[04:35:36]  Anyways, anyways.
[04:35:38]  Let's see.
[04:35:38]  What else do we have?
[04:35:40]  We have here.
[04:35:43]  Sean Tay.
[04:35:44]  Hi.
[04:35:44]  So you're in the open marriage.
[04:35:46]  You write that you think strict monogamy.
[04:35:49]  You don't think strict monogamy is for everyone.
[04:35:52]  No.
[04:35:52]  And the way marriage is defined in our society is something that needs to be adhered to like a script.
[04:35:57]  You learned early on that monogamy wasn't really in the cards for you in the religious American way.
[04:36:03]  You spent five formative years in France where you were exposed to a different style of marriage and relationships that for you seemed more honest.
[04:36:12]  Yeah.
[04:36:13]  So in France, I noticed.
[04:36:14]  El France.
[04:36:15]  I'm French, by the way.
[04:36:16]  Elfrance.
[04:36:19]  Quoi?
[04:36:19]  Oui, j'ai français.
[04:36:20]  Non, tu ne parles pas français.
[04:36:21]  Oui, je suis français.
[04:36:23]  Mais tu ne parles pas français.
[04:36:24]  Oh, je parle français très bien.
[04:36:26]  C'est parais.
[04:36:27]  C' c'est.
[04:36:30]  Pasque je suis français.
[04:36:32]  Maitu.
[04:36:33]  Croi.
[04:36:34]  Je di dou.
[04:36:36]  Like where?
[04:36:37]  Yeah, where?
[04:36:38]  Paris.
[04:36:40]  Remond.
[04:36:41]  Paris.
[04:36:43]  Maiti foud moi?
[04:36:45]  No, vement.
[04:36:46]  Holy shit.
[04:36:47]  I did not know that.
[04:36:52]  Ah, when you were 50 and you were here.
[04:36:54]  So my French is not very good.
[04:36:56]  Because when I was very young, we came here.
[04:37:03]  Come here.
[04:37:04]  Venue.
[04:37:04]  Yeah, si, exactly.
[04:37:05]  My French isn't great.
[04:37:06]  No, that was really good, actually.
[04:37:08]  For someone who came here when there were five.
[04:37:10]  Yeah, so, but we, we.
[04:37:14]  We, we.
[04:37:16]  So, yeah, so, uh.
[04:37:18]  But I must say that I think the French, I do not always agree with how they some of their romantique approach, so to speak.
[04:37:30]  Yeah, that's not the same as the states.
[04:37:33]  So, even from a younger standpoint, so like high school level, I saw my friends be friends with their exes.
[04:37:41]  In the States, that's kind of taboo.
[04:37:43]  You don't be friends with exes.
[04:37:45]  I saw married couples that, yeah, he would have a girlfriend, and sometimes a wife would have a boyfriend, and they stayed married for decades.
[04:37:55]  And, you know, I saw that and how it worked.
[04:38:00]  And also, after being in strip clubs, bartending, working night jobs, talking to lots of different men, I just realized that, yeah, monogamy isn't all it's cracked up to be for a lot of people, and they end up lying, and so on and so forth.
[04:38:15]  So, I just figured.
[04:38:16]  But you're monogamous is the thing.
[04:38:18]  Like, you so I had a conversation with my husband recently about that, and I said that I'm so not 100% monogamous in the sense that at some point I probably will be interested in somebody else at some point.
[04:38:30]  Currently, not interested in anyone else.
[04:38:32]  Yeah.
[04:38:34]  I just don't can't.
[04:38:36]  The way I put it to him was: so, both of us are never going to have another first kiss.
[04:38:40]  We're never going to have another first anything like that ever again with somebody else.
[04:38:44]  I just, I can't fathom that being that way.
[04:38:49]  And for him, he was like, Well, we'll cross that bridge when we cross it.
[04:38:53]  But let's say you did encounter that guy who you'd be willing to, you know, be with or whatever.
[04:39:02]  Let's say he was like, No, would you do it if my husband said no?
[04:39:09]  Yeah, because he does it with other women, right?
[04:39:20]  Yeah, he's been out with other women.
[04:39:21]  Um, like how many per week?
[04:39:24]  I would, I would smash.
[04:39:27]  Does he have like a girlfriend's no?
[04:39:29]  So, we talked about so he retires in like three years.
[04:39:32]  So, right now, he's really busy, and then we're moving from being a player, from being a player, yes.
[04:39:37]  Uh, I'm not gonna mention his job, but uh, no, he retires in three years, and he'll have a lot more time right now.
[04:39:42]  Now he just doesn't have time.
[04:39:44]  He would like to have preferably maybe a Venezuelan or Cuban girlfriend, and I would love for her to cook really well.
[04:39:49]  That's all I require.
[04:39:51]  But other than that, would I not do it?
[04:39:57]  The reason why this question is hard for me, I probably wouldn't do it.
[04:40:01]  Honestly, I would respect him if he was just like, I really not cool with it.
[04:40:09]  But my husband has set such a high bar at this point.
[04:40:13]  So for me to meet somebody that is even at his level or near it, looks-wise, personality-wise, the way we get along, like that bar is so high.
[04:40:25]  I doubt that I would ever meet another guy that I'm just like, yeah.
[04:40:30]  But does he have currently, does he have girlfriends?
[04:40:33]  No, not currently.
[04:40:34]  Does he have mistresses?
[04:40:37]  Not currently.
[04:40:38]  So he's just with you currently, as far as you know.
[04:40:42]  Yeah.
[04:40:44]  I encourage him all the time.
[04:40:45]  I'm like, go meet somebody.
[04:40:46]  Go have fun.
[04:40:47]  He's like, I'm too busy.
[04:40:51]  Interesting.
[04:40:52]  I recently have encouraged him to go out with his friends because he's a good idea.
[04:40:55]  Why would you encourage that?
[04:40:57]  Like, what do you want out of that?
[04:40:59]  I just want him to be happy.
[04:41:01]  But what if he is happy?
[04:41:02]  Yeah, he loves me.
[04:41:03]  No, he is.
[04:41:04]  He is happy.
[04:41:04]  Don't get me wrong.
[04:41:05]  So it's kind of a running joke.
[04:41:07]  But so, like, recently, this isn't another woman.
[04:41:10]  He wasn't seeing his friends that he normally would hang out with and talk to.
[04:41:14]  And I'm like, something's wrong here.
[04:41:16]  You know, like, you should go see.
[04:41:18]  Oh, yeah.
[04:41:19]  Like, just.
[04:41:19]  Right.
[04:41:20]  But like I said, when I met him, he was dating other women.
[04:41:22]  He was happy then.
[04:41:23]  So obviously it's something that he enjoys.
[04:41:26]  I don't see why he should abstain from enjoying something.
[04:41:30]  I'm not sure to do that.
[04:41:31]  Is that what you said?
[04:41:32]  Yeah.
[04:41:33]  It's kind of a running joke because right now it's not super serious.
[04:41:36]  But yeah.
[04:41:37]  I'm like, why don't you have a girlfriend?
[04:41:40]  Is it like a sex thing or is it like no feelings attached?
[04:41:43]  Sex only?
[04:41:44]  Or is he allowed to catch feelings?
[04:41:47]  It's up to him.
[04:41:48]  I'm not involved.
[04:41:48]  Cool.
[04:41:51]  Moving forward in your notes here.
[04:41:53]  You said that you'll be the first to admit your flaws.
[04:41:56]  You have skeletons run in the what your skeletons?
[04:41:58]  My skeletons run in the street.
[04:42:00]  Not hidden in closets.
[04:42:01]  You said that you don't think there's a closet big enough for all of them, anyways.
[04:42:05]  Why don't you go into that a little bit?
[04:42:07]  What are your flaws?
[04:42:07]  What are your skeletons?
[04:42:09]  Give us a few for each.
[04:42:10]  My flaws?
[04:42:15]  I have an ego.
[04:42:18]  That's definitely a flaw.
[04:42:23]  Just like being a stripper, stuff like that.
[04:42:27]  Stories.
[04:42:28]  I don't know.
[04:42:29]  It's more like people would have to ask me.
[04:42:31]  I don't really know.
[04:42:34]  Like if I ran, if I was if I was a politician, if I was a politician, I would probably get dogged for past professions in nightlife, like that, like being a stripper.
[04:42:48]  I'm trying to think of what else.
[04:42:49]  Dating a married man, that's not greatly looked upon.
[04:42:54]  And what else?
[04:42:57]  Trying to think of a third one.
[04:42:58]  I don't know.
[04:43:00]  I don't know what other skeletons.
[04:43:02]  It's more like a question thing.
[04:43:04]  I don't know.
[04:43:04]  Where did you meet him?
[04:43:06]  My husband?
[04:43:06]  Yeah.
[04:43:07]  Instagram.
[04:43:08]  So I took a picture of his car and then I tagged him.
[04:43:12]  And then he followed me for almost four months trying to figure out if I was a woman or who I was because I didn't post any selfies whatsoever back then.
[04:43:21]  And then, yeah, he texted me.
[04:43:23]  He was like, hey, will you take pictures of my cars and my motorcycles?
[04:43:27]  And I said, sure.
[04:43:29]  And then.
[04:43:32]  And then we were talking one day and I said, what are you doing?
[04:43:33]  And I invited myself to hang out with him.
[04:43:35]  I said, well, I'm going to come hang out with you.
[04:43:37]  That's it.
[04:43:38]  Do you guys have a good sex life?
[04:43:39]  Yeah.
[04:43:40]  Yeah.
[04:43:40]  And we've never argued.
[04:43:42]  We don't, oh, except about the GPS, but that's about it.
[04:43:45]  But we don't argue about anything, really.
[04:43:48]  It's just easy.
[04:43:50]  Like.
[04:43:51]  Sounds boring.
[04:43:52]  No, no, it's not boring, but I'm interested.
[04:43:54]  So, like, how does nothing bother you?
[04:43:58]  Like, is that true?
[04:43:59]  Or are you lying?
[04:44:00]  Like, how does nothing truly bother you?
[04:44:03]  Well, what would bother me?
[04:44:05]  Like, in general, ever.
[04:44:06]  Like, it's natural to get annoyed of each other.
[04:44:09]  It's natural to not be 100% happy.
[04:44:13]  Like, sometimes certain little things might bug you or irritate you.
[04:44:18]  Or how do you not care that, like, with the idea of him being happy?
[04:44:22]  I care more about, I care more about the general.
[04:44:27]  How do I say this?
[04:44:28]  I care more about him being happy at the end of the day versus anything that could possibly annoy me.
[04:44:33]  Like, what I don't, okay, so he wants to put a motorcycle in the kitchen.
[04:44:38]  Great.
[04:44:39]  Why would that bother me?
[04:44:40]  Or like, there's just, I can't imagine anything that would bother me to the point that I would get upset about it.
[04:44:46]  Totally.
[04:44:47]  I guess like I'm referencing more like the idea of him being with like another woman.
[04:44:51]  Like that doesn't like kill you inside.
[04:44:53]  Why?
[04:44:55]  The value he sees in me doesn't change just because he'd be with somebody else.

=== Prioritizing His Happiness Over Annoyances (12:39) ===

[04:44:59]  No.
[04:45:00]  Like I don't understand women who get divorced from someone they've been married to for years and that they have this commitment to and you're supposed to show each other the best and worst parts of each other to your to your spouse and then someone else comes into the picture and then all of a sudden it's you just throw everything out the window.
[04:45:15]  So that woman's pussy was worth more than your marriage.
[04:45:18]  That doesn't make sense to me.
[04:45:20]  I think other things come into play with that situation.
[04:45:23]  Like if things aren't communicated, like you have you have good communication with your husband.
[04:45:27]  So you're aware of what like he doesn't need to tell you about what's going on, but you're also okay with that too.
[04:45:32]  Yeah.
[04:45:33]  But like that particular situation, like that woman probably didn't sign up for that though.
[04:45:39]  And like she's not okay with that.
[04:45:40]  And that's like a boundary of hers.
[04:45:43]  So that could be like, you know, she's just a different situation.
[04:45:45]  She got married.
[04:45:46]  Yeah, marriage for a lot of people is monogamous.
[04:45:50]  And it's just between you and your partner.
[04:45:53]  But till death do you part.
[04:45:55]  Right.
[04:45:56]  Till death do you part.
[04:45:57]  But also in your vows.
[04:45:58]  You're supposed to accept the good things and also the bad things.
[04:46:02]  So, okay, this person did something that you consider bad.
[04:46:06]  Well, so you give up, you just throw them away.
[04:46:09]  That's your faith to be faithful.
[04:46:11]  Oh, so when we get into the religious thing, you kind of lose me because I'm agnostic.
[04:46:15]  Right, okay.
[04:46:16]  I mean, I don't, like, that's what I mean.
[04:46:17]  I don't subscribe to other people's rules for how my relationship should be.
[04:46:22]  Like, there are societal norms for how we say, like you said earlier, like, oh, no, I can't propose to him.
[04:46:28]  He should propose.
[04:46:28]  Why?
[04:46:29]  Like, in my world, why not?
[04:46:31]  It's different.
[04:46:32]  You know, like, I took us out on our first date.
[04:46:34]  I paid for it.
[04:46:35]  Like, it's not because I wanted to.
[04:46:38]  I do have to move it on a little bit.
[04:46:40]  I have a few more notes for you.
[04:46:41]  Just going to you really quick.
[04:46:42]  So you're Catholic, you said?
[04:46:44]  Yes.
[04:46:45]  Used to practice witchcraft.
[04:46:47]  Are you waiting for marriage?
[04:46:50]  Yes.
[04:46:51]  Okay.
[04:46:51]  To have sex.
[04:46:52]  Waiting for marriage.
[04:46:54]  And how long have you been Catholic?
[04:46:58]  Well, since I was born, I was baptized.
[04:47:01]  But you fell out of it and then.
[04:47:02]  I fell out of it from around, I want to say 12 or 13 when I moved to Florida.
[04:47:07]  I was going to get confirmed, but like with the age and classes, and by that time I was kind of already out of it.
[04:47:13]  I see.
[04:47:14]  I would say it's been about two years.
[04:47:18]  Maybe we think it was May 2024.
[04:47:21]  It was like when I bought this necklace, and I was like, I'm going to put my faith in Christ.
[04:47:24]  And so I've worn this every day for like a couple, two years now.
[04:47:28]  So you've been celibate for two years?
[04:47:30]  Sorry.
[04:47:31]  What was that?
[04:47:32]  No, no, it was three years.
[04:47:33]  Yeah.
[04:47:33]  No, it's 2023 was when I started that.
[04:47:36]  So you've been celibate for.
[04:47:39]  No, I was celibate for three years, but I was still in the end of my little like the witchcraft thing by the end of the relationship.
[04:47:47]  Yeah, okay.
[04:47:48]  Going back to you, Shantae, you said why women call you a pick-me all the damn time.
[04:47:55]  Oh, yeah.
[04:47:56]  Why is that?
[04:47:56]  Why do they call you a picky?
[04:47:57]  Because I tend to side with, well, it's not that I side with men, but I tend to think or say things that men agree with.
[04:48:03]  So, for example, there's an app called Clubhouse that I would talk on sometimes, and I would say things in rooms, kind of like what I just said earlier.
[04:48:11]  And the men would be like, yeah, no, that makes sense.
[04:48:13]  And women would be like, oh, you're just saying that because you want men to side with you.
[04:48:16]  You don't actually think that.
[04:48:17]  And I'm like, no, I actually do think what I'm saying.
[04:48:21]  But women will call other women pick me to try and put them down.
[04:48:24]  And I don't.
[04:48:25]  I don't think pick me is always like a bad, like, I don't want you to take offense to this.
[04:48:30]  No, no, go ahead.
[04:48:31]  But I would say, like, you are a pick-me.
[04:48:32]  Like, in a certain sense, that's okay.
[04:48:34]  Like, when you took your husband out on your first day, like, you wanted him to pick you.
[04:48:38]  Not necessarily like you, that's what was your intention, but...
[04:48:42]  Well, if it's not my intention, then how am I?
[04:48:43]  Your actions.
[04:48:44]  It was like.
[04:48:45]  Well, yeah, I took him out on a date.
[04:48:47]  I mean, but.
[04:48:49]  You wanted him to pick you.
[04:48:51]  But it wasn't like I wanted him to.
[04:48:54]  So to be perfectly honest, I never wanted to get married.
[04:48:57]  I was never high on my totem pole of things to do or my to-do list at all.
[04:49:02]  It was just, yeah, I just...
[04:49:04]  You also write that your dating career involved lots of interesting moments.
[04:49:08]  You date in NYC.
[04:49:10]  You say dating in NYC is like being at a buffet.
[04:49:14]  You've dated men and women.
[04:49:15]  You can say that dating women is harder than dating men.
[04:49:18]  Yeah.
[04:49:18]  For sure.
[04:49:19]  You've always dated men you can learn from, but didn't seem to have that same parameter for women.
[04:49:24]  You've had the opportunity to date some very wealthy men, but you opted for fun times and good sex over money.
[04:49:31]  Yeah.
[04:49:32]  What's the richest guy?
[04:49:35]  He is probably making, honestly, $14 million a year.
[04:49:41]  Damn.
[04:49:43]  Pretty.
[04:49:46]  Pretty good.
[04:49:47]  Okay.
[04:49:48]  You said feminism has been corrupted by intersectionality.
[04:49:51]  What do you mean by that?
[04:49:54]  So feminism isn't just about women anymore.
[04:49:56]  It's been corrupted with the trans movement, the alphabet mafia.
[04:50:02]  it's all gotten incorporated into feminism and that's yeah okay It's not that.
[04:50:09]  You said that young women are so caught up in comparing themselves to men that they have forgotten how to be pleasant, how to listen, and how to attract a man while appreciating him for who he is and not what he has.
[04:50:20]  You think the most valuable thing a man has is his mind, not his wallet.
[04:50:25]  Yeah.
[04:50:26]  Anything to add to that?
[04:50:27]  No, I mean, women don't listen.
[04:50:29]  One of the things I hear men complain about the most that I know who are single is, well, two things.
[04:50:34]  One.
[04:50:34]  The first one is women don't listen.
[04:50:36]  So they'll go out with a woman on Friday night, have a conversation with her at dinner.
[04:50:40]  She seems like she's paying attention.
[04:50:42]  And then the next time they hang out, he'll bring up the same topic as before and she'll have no recollection of anything that he said prior.
[04:50:48]  And he's like, what am I doing here?
[04:50:50]  What?
[04:50:51]  You didn't listen to a word I said because it didn't pertain to them.
[04:50:53]  A girl can tell me something and I've already forgotten it.
[04:50:56]  Like I have to ask a girl three times like the same.
[04:51:00]  You probably have more important things on your mind.
[04:51:02]  That's true.
[04:51:03]  That's true.
[04:51:07]  Your final note here, you say women are inherently hypergamous.
[04:51:11]  And I think, Kayla, you had something on this too.
[04:51:13]  Whether they want to believe it or not, so you never understood why a woman wants to get with a man who is greater than them only to want to control them.
[04:51:22]  If you meet an awesome guy, why change him?
[04:51:25]  Yeah.
[04:51:27]  Why would you change?
[04:51:28]  Why would you change the guy?
[04:51:30]  Okay.
[04:51:31]  Then we're getting, we have more Kayla notes, but I'll just go down the list.
[04:51:34]  Gabrielle, you write lots of women have unrealistic and materialistic expectations of men who are working hard to provide and better themselves.
[04:51:44]  Anything to elaborate there or scoot into the table for me, both of you?
[04:51:49]  Yeah.
[04:51:50]  I don't have anything to elaborate on.
[04:51:53]  Okay.
[04:51:53]  Do you want me?
[04:51:54]  Like, I still still agree with that.
[04:51:58]  Okay.
[04:52:00]  Nicole, you are a legal professional, master's in legal studies, used to have pink hair and wear a choker.
[04:52:09]  You said unique dating experience, strong chemistry that revealed value misalignment.
[04:52:14]  Did you have Chat GPT write this for you?
[04:52:17]  I had Gemini help me with like the preparation for it.
[04:52:22]  Okay.
[04:52:23]  Well, this is what it you said unique dating experience.
[04:52:27]  Strong chemistry that revealed value misalignment early on, leading me to prioritize boundaries and long-term compatibility over short-term excitement.
[04:52:35]  Yeah.
[04:52:36]  So that was essentially, I just didn't want, I didn't want to accidentally give too much over.
[04:52:40]  Can I translate that?
[04:52:41]  I think I speak womanese.
[04:52:43]  Yeah.
[04:52:43]  Yeah.
[04:52:44]  You can womanes.
[04:52:46]  So strong chemistry that revealed value misalignment early on, leading you to prioritize boundaries and long-term compatibility over short-term excitement.
[04:52:55]  So short-term excitement, you were dating a really attractive guy and you ignored red flags and allowed perhaps bad behavior, but he was really hot and you felt the chemistry and so he used you for sex.
[04:53:13]  Well, yes and no when we were the relationship and all that.
[04:53:18]  But yeah, I mean, I learned from it and yeah.
[04:53:23]  You wanted topics to discuss, value alignment, accountability and dating.
[04:53:29]  Really quick, accountability and dating.
[04:53:30]  How yeah, I meant more maybe like on the female side.
[04:53:34]  I think we were kind of touching on that a little bit about being well, for example, with my past relationship, when I had to reflect on it, it seems really easy to make paint the other person as like the villain.
[04:53:49]  And it might feel good to vent about that person, but when you really actually look at how your role played in it, you know, like, why did I allow certain things to continue for as long as they did?
[04:53:59]  What part of me was missing something?
[04:54:03]  You know, was I insecure?
[04:54:05]  Was I afraid of him leaving me?
[04:54:07]  Was I afraid to be outside of a relationship?
[04:54:13]  And actually acknowledging the actions that I did and not the greatest ones that I've had to do in my relationships.
[04:54:19]  And I think sometimes we can get a little egotistical about that, or we just will blame the man automatically if there's like a bad breakup.
[04:54:28]  You know, I'm just sharing my own personal experience because, all right.
[04:54:35]  You also write how modern dating culture discourages clarity and intentionality.
[04:54:40]  I'll move on to the next one, though.
[04:54:42]  You write, you do have disagreements.
[04:54:44]  Dating conversations can rely too much on broad generalizations.
[04:54:48]  You're interested in adding nuance around individual choices, communication, and expectations.
[04:54:54]  So, as far as a disagreement, what are some of the dating conversations, broad generalizations that I guess in terms of disagreement?
[04:55:06]  Well, I always don't like when people say, oh, all men are trash, or all women are this.
[04:55:10]  It kind of almost becomes like, you see, that kind of becomes like viral almost, where it becomes part of like the culture of, like, oh, let's just say this and that.
[04:55:19]  So, that was like my only little small disagreement.
[04:55:22]  I didn't really have much to add on.
[04:55:25]  Sure.
[04:55:26]  You said your craziest dating experience was the realization of how much time you spent in a situationship, learning the hard way that potential isn't a basis for a relationship.
[04:55:36]  Yeah.
[04:55:36]  Okay.
[04:55:37]  I can elaborate better.
[04:55:39]  I know the AI was really weird about that.
[04:55:41]  Well, I think you talked about that, right?
[04:55:44]  Yeah, it was, I didn't really even know what a situationship was until I was in one.
[04:55:49]  And then, yeah, I mean, it's kind of like what was discussed.
[04:55:54]  Okay.
[04:55:54]  And you are Catholic, correct?
[04:55:58]  We talked about this earlier on the show.
[04:55:59]  Do you think can women be pastors?
[04:56:01]  No.
[04:56:01]  Okay.
[04:56:02]  Olympia, you wrote your pastor, pastor, excuse me, you saved your husband's life three times.
[04:56:10]  Wait, Chloe, check.
[04:56:11]  There's something in the freezer for you, Chloe.
[04:56:15]  You said that you saved your husband's life three times?
[04:56:19]  Yes.
[04:56:20]  How so?
[04:56:22]  We have a very huge testimony that does actually what we preach in many places because he fell in drugs and alcohol.
[04:56:35]  He became a drug addict.
[04:56:38]  And yeah, it was a very, very sad, difficult, and tough time for five years, completely in the streets.
[04:56:47]  Okay.
[04:56:48]  And many occasions, once he cut his ribs, his ribs.
[04:56:58]  And then another time he put a gun in his head.
[04:57:06]  And I talked to him a couple hours waiting.
[04:57:11]  He take away the gun in his head.
[04:57:14]  And people who do drugs, I never have any addiction in my life, but I was a person who was dealing with him, you know.
[04:57:24]  So I can say that people who are in addictions as a witness they became very erratic, erraticals.
[04:57:37]  Erratic.
[04:57:38]  Erratic?

=== When Addiction Makes Us Erratic (16:26) ===

[04:57:39]  Yes.
[04:57:40]  And they completely lost themselves.
[04:57:45]  So he was dealing with a lot of things in his mind, terrible.
[04:57:50]  And yeah, it took me to save his life like three, three times more than that.
[04:57:57]  Okay.
[04:57:58]  All right.
[04:58:00]  Let's see.
[04:58:02]  Chloe, did you have anything?
[04:58:04]  No, but I'm really happy about this.
[04:58:08]  Okay.
[04:58:10]  I'm so hungry.
[04:58:12]  Yeah, maybe we'll get, we'll order some food for everybody.
[04:58:18]  Have you ever had a panel this like ameniable and like agree with you?
[04:58:22]  Yeah, I think so.
[04:58:23]  Yeah.
[04:58:25]  Let's see.
[04:58:28]  I would like to add what I said about my husband.
[04:58:32]  You're like out of frame.
[04:58:33]  You got to move your chair like that way.
[04:58:36]  Go ahead.
[04:58:37]  That if I didn't have God in my life, I would never have made it.
[04:58:42]  I would never be strong enough to help him.
[04:58:46]  Okay.
[04:58:48]  Kayla, you say men are better than women.
[04:58:52]  Oh, yeah, that was super general.
[04:58:54]  I just think that there's not many things that women can do exclusively, except for the fact that they can have children and go through periods and stuff.
[04:59:04]  I think men can replace us in pretty much any aspect besides like what she was saying earlier, our intuition and discernment.
[04:59:15]  I don't think women can replace men in many things that they do exclusively.
[04:59:19]  So therefore, men are better than women.
[04:59:25]  Any Gabby, you probably disagree with that, right?
[04:59:29]  They are not.
[04:59:30]  I don't agree with you.
[04:59:32]  I'm sorry.
[04:59:32]  That's okay.
[04:59:33]  I don't apologize, actually, but I yeah, I don't think that anyone's better than anyone.
[04:59:38]  I think that we're all humans.
[04:59:41]  And yeah.
[04:59:46]  Yeah, I disagree.
[04:59:47]  Sorry, I was eating.
[04:59:49]  You just are eating something.
[04:59:51]  Sorry.
[04:59:52]  Do you agree?
[04:59:54]  I disagree that man is better than women.
[04:59:58]  I think that we are unique in our own ways.
[05:00:03]  Men have wonderful different in their own way, God give them beautiful different things and women too.
[05:00:16]  So no better, nobody is better than anybody.
[05:00:20]  We are unique in our own role.
[05:00:24]  Yeah, but if you look at it like a valuable sense, men are more.
[05:00:28]  I mean, they're stronger.
[05:00:29]  They can do more things than women can.
[05:00:32]  And I know everybody's like, oh, women can be strong.
[05:00:34]  Like, generally speaking, no.
[05:00:36]  Like, even based on what women want in life in today's day and age, they kind of need men to do most of the stuff for them, anyways.
[05:00:46]  I mean, I don't think so.
[05:00:49]  In terms of human value, moral value, intrinsic value, men and women have equal intrinsic value.
[05:00:56]  Now, I don't know if you're talking in terms of men's labor output in society.
[05:01:07]  If we're talking about that, then I mean, I wouldn't even frame it as better necessarily.
[05:01:13]  But yeah, I mean, men from a career perspective contribute more than women do.
[05:01:23]  I just think in pretty much every aspect, they're just, you know, better, so.
[05:01:27]  I feel like if you were to put, like...
[05:01:29]  Well, you wouldn't say that, do you?
[05:01:30]  Do you say that in terms of their moral value?
[05:01:33]  Because I disagree there.
[05:01:35]  Their moral value?
[05:01:37]  Yeah, your intrinsic value, your human value.
[05:01:41]  Well, better.
[05:01:44]  Let's define what I mean by that.
[05:01:46]  Yeah, what do you mean?
[05:01:46]  They are better at most things.
[05:01:48]  They're smarter.
[05:01:49]  They're stronger.
[05:01:53]  Yeah, those things can all be true, but I don't think it would impact your intrinsic value.
[05:01:57]  No, I'm not saying it does.
[05:01:59]  You might have more value in certain circumstances for certain reasons.
[05:02:06]  I just like them more.
[05:02:07]  I think they're better than women.
[05:02:10]  I look at it as an opinion of an island, and there was one island full of men and one island full of women, and that was it.
[05:02:17]  No in-betweens, and you just saw who lasted longer.
[05:02:20]  It would be men.
[05:02:21]  Have you ever read Lord of the Flies?
[05:02:24]  Yo, no, Lord of the Flies.
[05:02:25]  That's true.
[05:02:26]  Yeah, I disagree.
[05:02:28]  But nowadays, with how crazy everything is.
[05:02:33]  What about Lord of the Flies?
[05:02:36]  They just destroyed each other.
[05:02:39]  The fictional book?
[05:02:41]  Yeah, the fictional book.
[05:02:45]  I was just making a reference.
[05:02:48]  But I do think that if, like, I don't know, I feel like men would probably be like.
[05:02:56]  I don't disagree that like men do a lot.
[05:03:01]  I'm not taking away from that.
[05:03:02]  I just think we're equal.
[05:03:03]  But men built a lot of our country, our whole country.
[05:03:10]  But women also traditionally garden and stuff like that, right?
[05:03:16]  Like nowadays.
[05:03:17]  I don't know.
[05:03:18]  Not nowadays, but I think nowadays, like just men are better.
[05:03:21]  I don't really think we do much anymore.
[05:03:23]  So keep going.
[05:03:29]  There's more there.
[05:03:31]  I don't agree.
[05:03:33]  I just, okay, I just, this is how I look at it.
[05:03:35]  When I wrote that, when I said that to you on Instagram, I was like, okay, what can a man do that a woman can do?
[05:03:43]  And what can a woman do that a man could do?
[05:03:45]  It's like, we can't fill every role, but they can pretty much fill every role that we do, except for the having kids part.
[05:03:52]  Right.
[05:03:52]  I know what I thought that totally cops it, though.
[05:03:56]  I think that that's enough.
[05:03:57]  Like, I'm not trying, like, I'm just saying, like, women and men are so different, but they're so beautiful in their own ways.
[05:04:05]  I don't disagree.
[05:04:06]  Like, I am beautiful.
[05:04:08]  Then you would have rated yourself an eight.
[05:04:12]  You just.
[05:04:14]  In my own ways, I'm beautiful.
[05:04:15]  Like, motherly love, you can find it in a man.
[05:04:20]  Never.
[05:04:22]  You can.
[05:04:23]  Never mind.
[05:04:24]  You know, the figure skater that just won the Olympics or whatever, Alyssa.
[05:04:27]  Alyssa.
[05:04:29]  Yeah.
[05:04:30]  She was raised by a single dad, and she turned out just fine, and she won the Olympics.
[05:04:35]  Obviously, you don't need a mom anymore, even to raise the kids.
[05:04:39]  Like, what?
[05:04:40]  Didn't he escape like communist China or something?
[05:04:43]  I don't know.
[05:04:43]  Well, he did something right because he has a daughter that won the Olympics.
[05:04:47]  She's a female, though, so she's just as great as a man.
[05:04:51]  But she wasn't raised by him.
[05:04:54]  Well, I mean, technically, the men are better ice skaters than the women.
[05:05:00]  You think so?
[05:05:02]  Well, in terms of technical ability, like, for example, I don't think women can do quadruple axles.
[05:05:08]  Men can do quadruple axles.
[05:05:10]  They have the physical ability to do it.
[05:05:12]  Men can do more tricky tricks, I guess.
[05:05:16]  By the way, I'm not really a fucking ice skating guy, okay?
[05:05:23]  But I know a little bit.
[05:05:24]  And so, yeah, men are better athletes than women.
[05:05:28]  And what I was saying is men in almost all sports.
[05:05:31]  Right.
[05:05:32]  Come on.
[05:05:32]  But not in all of life.
[05:05:35]  Yeah.
[05:05:36]  Well, no, but we're talking about sports.
[05:05:38]  Men are.
[05:05:39]  Of course, men, like, mog women in sports.
[05:05:42]  They're stronger.
[05:05:43]  Duh.
[05:05:45]  But now we've proven that we don't even need a mom to help raise the kid to have a successful kid.
[05:05:52]  Yeah, but you don't know her personally.
[05:05:54]  Like, she totally probably, like, everybody has their own struggles.
[05:05:57]  Like, you don't know what she goes through.
[05:05:59]  You know, men's.
[05:06:00]  Well, you don't know what kids go through when they do have a mom as well.
[05:06:03]  I mean, it looks like she's turned out just fine.
[05:06:06]  You know?
[05:06:07]  So I just think it's funny that women are like, well, you can't, you know, man can't raise a family and take care of kids.
[05:06:13]  But it's like, okay, well, we just proved that.
[05:06:16]  Do you like hate women or something?
[05:06:18]  I don't hate them.
[05:06:19]  Just want to be a man.
[05:06:23]  Like, I don't really, I don't like women.
[05:06:25]  I mean, I that's ironic because you're a woman.
[05:06:29]  No, I know.
[05:06:30]  I grew up with five brothers and no sisters, and I really haven't had like close female friends since elementary school.
[05:06:35]  Did you wish you were a man?
[05:06:36]  No.
[05:06:37]  Ask her.
[05:06:38]  Ask her what you really want to ask her, Chloe.
[05:06:40]  Ask it.
[05:06:42]  Ask her what you want to ask her.
[05:06:43]  I'm confused.
[05:06:44]  Ask her, Chloe.
[05:06:45]  Chloe, no, ask her.
[05:06:48]  Do you have a say it?
[05:06:53]  Say it, Chloe.
[05:06:54]  Vagina?
[05:06:55]  No.
[05:06:57]  Okay, never mind.
[05:06:58]  Continue.
[05:06:59]  Continue.
[05:06:59]  Go ahead.
[05:07:01]  Keep going.
[05:07:02]  Go ahead.
[05:07:02]  Oh, I think I've already rambled enough.
[05:07:04]  What was she going to ask?
[05:07:09]  Wait, what?
[05:07:09]  What?
[05:07:10]  Huh?
[05:07:10]  What?
[05:07:10]  What?
[05:07:11]  Meow.
[05:07:11]  Chloe asked you if you hate women, and she also asked if you want to be a man.
[05:07:16]  I don't want to be a man, but I want to support men.
[05:07:19]  And I don't really see any benefit in being a woman.
[05:07:23]  Like communicating with women and agreeing with their opinions because they're mostly, you know, irrational.
[05:07:27]  So I would be a man in a second if I could.
[05:07:30]  If you could just take a pill and be a man, I'd do it.
[05:07:33]  You can support men 100% without putting women down.
[05:07:36]  Well, I'm not putting women down.
[05:07:38]  I'm just like saying facts.
[05:07:40]  Tell us how you really feel.
[05:07:43]  Said the truth.
[05:07:45]  I grew up with an older brother.
[05:07:47]  I don't have as many brothers.
[05:07:48]  Said the trune.
[05:07:48]  Said the truth.
[05:07:50]  Oh, I thought you said said the trune.
[05:07:52]  No.
[05:07:53]  I thought you were calling Chloe a never mind.
[05:07:56]  And what does that mean?
[05:07:57]  I didn't even know.
[05:07:58]  You said said the truth, but because you have an accent, I heard said the trune.
[05:08:04]  Trune is like a term for trans people.
[05:08:07]  Oh, no, no, no, no.
[05:08:09]  She said that.
[05:08:09]  Yo, Chloe, this girl just called you trans.
[05:08:12]  That's crazy.
[05:08:14]  Okay, all right.
[05:08:16]  That's reach, I guess.
[05:08:19]  Did you guys have further thoughts on the girl over here?
[05:08:23]  I mean, I'm just flabbergasted.
[05:08:25]  I think it's insane to like be a woman and like not support women.
[05:08:30]  I think it's weird.
[05:08:31]  So, why do you assume that I don't support women?
[05:08:34]  I mean, everything that you just said.
[05:08:35]  Like, give me an example.
[05:08:37]  You just said you don't even like women in general.
[05:08:39]  You don't want to talk to them.
[05:08:40]  You don't want to.
[05:08:41]  Well, that's not friends with them.
[05:08:42]  Yeah, just because they don't add anything to my life.
[05:08:44]  Like, honestly.
[05:08:45]  Is she a pick-me?
[05:08:47]  Do you have a mom?
[05:08:48]  I do, and she's like, she is the female that I associate myself with.
[05:08:53]  I'm friends with my family that are, you know, females, and then my boyfriend's family, his mom.
[05:08:59]  I just don't see the benefit of like having a female group of friends.
[05:09:03]  There's a lot of benefits that you do.
[05:09:05]  No, I would love to know.
[05:09:05]  Please.
[05:09:06]  Do you want to be emotional?
[05:09:07]  Do you want to be overly emotional with your boyfriend or with your girlfriends?
[05:09:10]  Because my boyfriend doesn't want me to be overly emotional on his face.
[05:09:13]  I'm not going to do that.
[05:09:14]  No, I totally agree.
[05:09:14]  So, I do this thing where I practice regulating my emotions by myself.
[05:09:17]  Or if I need to, I can, you know, contact my mom or like my grandma.
[05:09:21]  Well, there you go.
[05:09:22]  You have choked up.
[05:09:23]  But you have no life.
[05:09:24]  You just said, like, you just made a point that you don't need a mom.
[05:09:28]  Like, not you specifically.
[05:09:29]  You're talking about the ice skater or something.
[05:09:31]  Well, maybe, Alyssa, maybe she needs some female friends, but me, I don't know.
[05:09:34]  Right.
[05:09:34]  That's why I was when I said what I said about like you don't know her personally and what she goes through personally.
[05:09:41]  Neither do I. I'm just making a point.
[05:09:43]  Like, it's weird to bring up situations.
[05:09:46]  Like, of course, she's successful, but you can't like give it all to her dad.
[05:09:49]  Like, she also did a lot of.
[05:09:52]  I actually have no idea what point we're trying to argue right now.
[05:09:54]  Can you tell me what you're trying to get?
[05:09:55]  I was trying to.
[05:09:56]  Okay.
[05:09:57]  But go for it.
[05:09:58]  Excuse you, Kayla.
[05:10:00]  That was really rude.
[05:10:02]  You just made a point that she's super successful and like was raised by a single dad.
[05:10:09]  And then how.
[05:10:10]  What does that have to do with having female friends?
[05:10:11]  I don't understand what we're doing.
[05:10:12]  I was getting that.
[05:10:13]  Okay.
[05:10:14]  I wasn't able to finish.
[05:10:14]  But you said, can you?
[05:10:17]  Kayla.
[05:10:18]  You said that you call your mom.
[05:10:20]  You said you call your mom when you're going through something to event about emotional things.
[05:10:25]  But like you just said that like women aren't needed for that position.
[05:10:31]  So we're on the topic of friends, not on the topic of what do we need.
[05:10:34]  Well, if you didn't have a mom, though, would you need friends?
[05:10:38]  Like, I just, like, the majority of women, like, I don't get along with them because like, I came on this podcast two weeks ago and I was even making the point of the fact that I was loyal to my ex-boyfriend, and they were all just like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
[05:10:51]  You know, imagine if I would hang out with those people.
[05:10:54]  What would they convince me to do?
[05:10:55]  They would just be like, oh my god, go find a new man.
[05:10:57]  You know he sucks.
[05:10:58]  It's not about a female or male thing.
[05:11:00]  It's about who you're associating yourself around in general, like good people or bad people, people that you agree with or not.
[05:11:07]  I don't think it matters what genitals you have.
[05:11:09]  I wish I could find females that I got along with and that wouldn't convince me to do these.
[05:11:14]  You know degenerate activities, but it just seems like most women are like I do agree with that.
[05:11:20]  I don't have girlfriends either.
[05:11:23]  Like I mainly have guy friends, because it's hard for me to make girlfriends also.
[05:11:30]  But you're taking it to like a whole nother level.
[05:11:33]  I feel like with the whole, like you don't want.
[05:11:36]  You don't want to be a mom in the future.
[05:11:38]  Wait, I'm so confused.
[05:11:39]  Where did you get that from?
[05:11:40]  Well, because you said that moms don't really matter, and like a single dad is better at raising a child.
[05:11:47]  No, I was saying one of the points that women use when they're trying to validate their worth as far as men versus women, the point that they use is, oh, well, we're moms.
[05:11:56]  We raise children.
[05:11:57]  Men can't do that.
[05:11:58]  So I was just making the point that men can actually do that.
[05:12:01]  And he has proven that.
[05:12:03]  So I'm not saying that it's not a good thing to be a mom.
[05:12:08]  I want to be a mom.
[05:12:08]  I'm just saying it's on the topic of friends.
[05:12:10]  I don't find value in having female friends.
[05:12:12]  I'm not saying you guys shouldn't have female friends.
[05:12:14]  So what would you do?
[05:12:15]  Like, if you didn't have your mom, for example, then, like, what would you do then emotionally?
[05:12:19]  Like, as a woman, you need.
[05:12:21]  I mean, I really don't even call my mom that much about my emotions.
[05:12:23]  I kind of just, you know, there's like journaling, reading, meditating.
[05:12:27]  It's, I just don't know, like, what do you want me to do?
[05:12:31]  Like, have a group of female friends?
[05:12:32]  No, just a moment.
[05:12:33]  Because I also do those things.
[05:12:34]  I journal every single night.
[05:12:37]  And I think that's super healthy.
[05:12:39]  I don't think it's healthy to like run to people and like tell them everything.
[05:12:42]  Like, not only as a man, but in general, like, you got to keep some things private, of course, you know.
[05:12:47]  But I'm just speaking, generally, it's probably good to surround yourself.
[05:12:53]  Well, we have a few more notes from Kayla, but I think this would be a good moment.
[05:13:00]  Chloe, I need you to read a few pages from The Cat in the Hat.
[05:13:04]  Oh, Lord.
[05:13:05]  I need you to read a few pages from this book just to test your literacy.
[05:13:10]  You know, they're saying that the literacy in this country is going down.
[05:13:15]  So I just need her to.
[05:13:18]  The sun did not shine.
[05:13:20]  It was too wet to play.
[05:13:22]  So we sat in the house all that cold, cold, wet day.
[05:13:28]  I sat there with Sally.
[05:13:29]  We sat there, we two.
[05:13:31]  And I said, how I wish we had something to do.
[05:13:35]  Too wet to go.
[05:13:36]  I'm sorry.
[05:13:39]  Too wet to go out and too cold to play ball.
[05:13:43]  So we sat in the house and we did nothing at all.
[05:13:46]  So we could.
[05:13:47]  Sorry.
[05:13:49]  Okay, I'm done.
[05:13:50]  That's it.
[05:13:53]  That was good, guys.
[05:13:54]  Are we already?
[05:13:55]  At least you weren't like reading it like that, you know, and fingers crossing.
[05:13:59]  Okay, good job.
[05:14:00]  Kayla also says she, I guess you already hit that.

=== Why Female Friends Matter (15:26) ===

[05:14:05]  No point in having female friends.
[05:14:07]  Prenups are pointless.
[05:14:10]  We already talked about you want to, you have no problem with revoking the 19th.
[05:14:15]  Hypergamy is almost irreversible now.
[05:14:18]  Did you want to touch on that one a little bit?
[05:14:20]  Hypergamy is almost irreversible now.
[05:14:22]  Okay, so basically what hypergamy is, I think the way to explain it is that, what is it?
[05:14:29]  80% of women want 20% of men.
[05:14:33]  And based on that, I think obviously the main problems with that stem from feminism in the first place, but I don't think I see women digging themselves out of this hole anytime soon because they continue to just be degenerate in their actions.
[05:14:52]  And they feel like if they can have sexual relationships with these top 20% men, that they are capable of dating them.
[05:15:01]  And I just don't see that as the case.
[05:15:02]  So most women are delusional and don't really understand how the world works in most ways, anyways.
[05:15:09]  So facts.
[05:15:11]  Yeah.
[05:15:11]  Yeah.
[05:15:15]  Brian.
[05:15:16]  What you got for us?
[05:15:17]  Why do you want me to attack her?
[05:15:18]  No, it's not.
[05:15:19]  I don't want you to attack her.
[05:15:20]  I'm just saying it seems like your eye was twitching a little bit when you said it.
[05:15:23]  No, it wasn't.
[05:15:24]  It was not.
[05:15:25]  It seemed a little twitching.
[05:15:26]  Just saying.
[05:15:27]  No, she has a good point.
[05:15:29]  Okay.
[05:15:30]  And then Kayla's final point here: age gap relationships might be the only solution for nuclear families.
[05:15:35]  Okay, I had a question.
[05:15:36]  How old's your boyfriend?
[05:15:38]  Oh, my boyfriend, he is 24.
[05:15:42]  And you're 22?
[05:15:43]  22?
[05:15:44]  Yeah.
[05:15:44]  Okay.
[05:15:44]  That's normal.
[05:15:46]  Why do you say, why are age gaps the only solution for nuclear families?
[05:15:49]  Why do you say that?
[05:15:50]  I said it might be the only solution because, based on what the traditional woman wants, and there are not many traditional women left in America, and what the average traditional man wants typically only works out when it's, you know, an 18-year-old virgin and then maybe a man a little bit older than her, because by that time, they both can get what they want out of a relationship.
[05:16:15]  She wants security and kids, and he wants, you know, a virgin that's not terrible to deal with.
[05:16:21]  And it just seems to work out that way.
[05:16:25]  Okay.
[05:16:26]  Cool.
[05:16:27]  Yep.
[05:16:28]  You're a virgin.
[05:16:30]  What?
[05:16:30]  You're a virgin?
[05:16:31]  No.
[05:16:32]  Oh, okay.
[05:16:35]  All of you passed the wow.
[05:16:39]  Somebody didn't do it, but whatever.
[05:16:42]  Guys, we do.
[05:16:44]  We've been doing.
[05:16:45]  Let me see if I can go center zoom.
[05:16:47]  This test, the water level test, they all passed it.
[05:16:50]  I'm not going to just show all of them, but they all passed.
[05:16:53]  Good job, guys.
[05:16:54]  Proud of you.
[05:16:55]  That was dope.
[05:16:57]  Let's see here.
[05:16:59]  Hmm.
[05:17:01]  This is the most docile ever.
[05:17:06]  The problem is, too, that a lot of women overinflate what they're worth, and then they want someone greater than them, but they've already overinflated their self-worth, so then it's not realistic.
[05:17:16]  I got it.
[05:17:18]  I got one here: Olympia.
[05:17:21]  So the statement was: a woman should not be rejected because of her weight.
[05:17:25]  You agree with that.
[05:17:29]  She shouldn't be rejected.
[05:17:31]  Because of her weight.
[05:17:32]  Yeah.
[05:17:33]  Like, so if a woman is chubby or fat or obese, the man should not use that to reject her.
[05:17:44]  No.
[05:17:45]  So, men should date fat women, is what you're saying.
[05:17:51]  If you, I mean, I believe love is completely different than just physical attraction.
[05:18:01]  I believe that when you love someone, it's not only your physical, it's many, many, many things that you can feel attraction from someone.
[05:18:14]  It can be mentally beauty, somebody who make you feel peace when you're with that person, make you feel valuable.
[05:18:25]  Maybe that person is like traditional woman that is not feminist.
[05:18:31]  It's not only physical, it's not only...
[05:18:35]  How would you get there, though?
[05:18:36]  Because the first thing you notice about somebody, I would assume, is how they look.
[05:18:41]  Be friends.
[05:18:43]  Okay.
[05:18:44]  You can be friends and you can get in love with someone who treats you with a lot of respect and not necessarily has to be a model and looks the most beautiful, wonderful woman.
[05:19:00]  I mean, I think men and women can choose or not choose to be with people for pretty much any reason.
[05:19:09]  No, I'm not saying that you— If a guy's fat, a woman can not want to be with a fat guy.
[05:19:14]  No, no, you have your preference, but I'm just saying it shouldn't be rejected only because she's fat.
[05:19:20]  No, I think that's totally fine.
[05:19:22]  Like, she could be, like, personality-wise, perfect for me.
[05:19:27]  Like, everything about her is perfect, but she's fat.
[05:19:32]  You can reject her.
[05:19:33]  Yeah, you can, but...
[05:19:35]  It's wrong.
[05:19:37]  No, but I want to say that.
[05:19:40]  You shouldn't do it.
[05:19:42]  No, but it shouldn't be the only way that that's why you don't want her.
[05:19:47]  You know what I mean?
[05:19:48]  Well, yeah, of course.
[05:19:48]  I think you should care about more things than just physical appearance.
[05:19:52]  But I don't think, like, if this one particular thing you don't want or is an issue.
[05:19:59]  I probably misunderstand your question.
[05:20:01]  I'm sorry.
[05:20:02]  that's fine we have uh damn shantae didn't circle any of these Wow.
[05:20:08]  Okay.
[05:20:09]  Your husband is a lucky man.
[05:20:12]  Let's see here.
[05:20:14]  Kari.
[05:20:16]  You agree with the statement, it's wrong for a man to dump his girlfriend if she regularly turns him down for sex.
[05:20:23]  Yeah, I mean.
[05:20:24]  I think I'm okay with that.
[05:20:27]  I don't think you should go around R-wording your girlfriend.
[05:20:31]  Wait, what?
[05:20:32]  Wait, three declarations.
[05:20:33]  Why would that be entailed?
[05:20:34]  Wrong for a man to dump his girlfriend if she regularly turns him down for sex.
[05:20:40]  Oh, it's wrong.
[05:20:40]  Okay, never mind.
[05:20:41]  Wait, what?
[05:20:43]  I think I got the question.
[05:20:44]  Read the question.
[05:20:45]  What did you think was implicated?
[05:20:47]  I thought you said that men should.
[05:20:49]  No, no, that's what I was saying.
[05:20:51]  Absolutely not.
[05:20:52]  I thought the question was asking: is sex expected?
[05:20:56]  Is it okay for a man to leave his girlfriend?
[05:20:58]  Is it okay for men to expect sex in a monogamous relationship?
[05:21:00]  Yes.
[05:21:02]  But not to the point of like essaying your girlfriend.
[05:21:04]  Well, of course.
[05:21:05]  Of course.
[05:21:07]  But assuming in a relationship, she stops having sex with him or like frequently turns him down, would it be wrong for him to dump her?
[05:21:15]  No, no.
[05:21:16]  But then you circle her.
[05:21:17]  I circle that wrong.
[05:21:19]  Then there's no, I guess, disagreement there.
[05:21:22]  Let's see.
[05:21:24]  Isn't that grounds for divorce in some cases, even?
[05:21:27]  Probably.
[05:21:30]  If the woman stops having sex with her husband completely, isn't that grounds for him to be like?
[05:21:36]  I think, like, you've abandoned the relationship.
[05:21:38]  I think nowadays people divorce for so many random things.
[05:21:42]  Isn't the top reason financially?
[05:21:44]  If a woman, if I was married to a woman and she got a labia placey, I would divorce her.
[05:21:49]  Like, how dare you chop your labia off?
[05:21:53]  I would divorce her right away.
[05:21:55]  I wouldn't even wait.
[05:21:57]  I wouldn't even have a final hurrah with her.
[05:22:00]  I feel like, so by that logic, should a man, well, is it okay for a man to divorce his wife if she gets morbidly obese?
[05:22:09]  No medical causes, nothing.
[05:22:11]  She just likes to eat cheesecake.
[05:22:14]  Like, it's something she could have 100% prevented.
[05:22:18]  I think in a relationship, especially if she's going through pregnancies, you, of course, have to give a woman some sort of leeway to put on a bit of weight.
[05:22:26]  But if you lose attraction for her, yeah.
[05:22:34]  Yeah.
[05:22:35]  Yeah.
[05:22:36]  Agreed.
[05:22:36]  Now, if you're Catholic or Orthodox, nah, you got to stay with them.
[05:22:41]  You got to stay with them.
[05:22:43]  But I don't know.
[05:22:43]  Fuck.
[05:22:44]  If I'm old, I'm like, you know what?
[05:22:45]  I'm done with the game.
[05:22:47]  I'm out of the game.
[05:22:48]  And she just gets chubby.
[05:22:52]  Whatever.
[05:22:52]  I'm fucking chubby too.
[05:22:53]  Who am I to fucking talk?
[05:22:55]  Who am I to talk?
[05:22:56]  Nicole, you agree men should provide protect.
[05:23:00]  You agree, husbands should be willing to die protecting you.
[05:23:04]  You agree that you will keep your last name or hyphenate in marriage.
[05:23:10]  So you're not going to take your husband's last name.
[05:23:12]  Oh, I must have read it wrong because I was going to say.
[05:23:15]  Sorry, it was a little bit of a double-decker.
[05:23:16]  There's nothing to disagree.
[05:23:17]  I agree with anybody.
[05:23:18]  Okay.
[05:23:19]  You did circle, though, past should not matter, body count.
[05:23:23]  I think that more based on like the religious aspect if they had repented and kind of gone through that.
[05:23:32]  Not in like the secular type aspect.
[05:23:35]  So well, so from a Christian perspective, so obviously a woman who has a past, whether she was a sex worker, whether she did drugs, whether she was promiscuous.
[05:23:52]  These people can be saved by Christ.
[05:23:54]  Yeah.
[05:23:55]  But men, Christian men, do not need to then disregard their baggage and marry them.
[05:24:01]  And these are compatible under Christianity.
[05:24:04]  So, and he could choose to accept, be accepting of it, but a man, a Christian man, can also be discerning.
[05:24:12]  Yeah.
[05:24:12]  So I don't think simply by virtue of her being Christian, you being Christian, that that means you must overlook her past issues or that you are obligated to date a woman despite her past issues.
[05:24:33]  Yeah, no, I completely agree.
[05:24:35]  So that's interesting.
[05:24:39]  Yes.
[05:24:40]  Well, speaking of passion, not matter, body count, going around the table.
[05:24:43]  What's your body count?
[05:24:46]  What would you like it to be?
[05:24:51]  I could say something super flirty right now, but I'm not going to.
[05:24:54]  Just say what your body count is.
[05:24:56]  Come on.
[05:24:56]  You're killing me, Chloe.
[05:24:57]  You're killing me.
[05:25:00]  No, I just want to make you happy, Brian.
[05:25:03]  Oh, my God.
[05:25:05]  Oh, my God.
[05:25:05]  Get your mind out of the gutter, Chloe.
[05:25:12]  You want to make me happy?
[05:25:13]  Say it's a thousand.
[05:25:16]  It's a thousand.
[05:25:18]  Okay, what's the, I'm kidding.
[05:25:20]  What's the real answer?
[05:25:22]  Um, five.
[05:25:24]  Okay, what about you?
[05:25:26]  I'm not going to share that.
[05:25:30]  Do you want to do a range?
[05:25:32]  No.
[05:25:35]  It's just personal, and I'm not going to share on a podcast, but my, like, I wouldn't care to share with you.
[05:25:41]  Double digits.
[05:25:43]  I only share the information with my boyfriend.
[05:25:46]  Can I, like, hit up your boyfriend and can he tell me?
[05:25:48]  He will not tell.
[05:25:49]  I'm just kidding.
[05:25:50]  I'm kidding.
[05:25:50]  I wouldn't do that.
[05:25:51]  Body count?
[05:25:53]  I don't know if I want to have my future husband see this.
[05:25:57]  I will say I've been celibate for three years.
[05:26:00]  That doesn't tell us anything.
[05:26:02]  That doesn't.
[05:26:03]  But your list.
[05:26:04]  Is that a race?
[05:26:05]  Does not tell us anything anymore.
[05:26:07]  I didn't want to disrespect my future husband or future.
[05:26:09]  It wouldn't be disrespectful.
[05:26:10]  Okay, I'll give a range.
[05:26:11]  It's less than double digits.
[05:26:14]  So under double digits.
[05:26:16]  Okay.
[05:26:18]  So nine?
[05:26:20]  No.
[05:26:21]  Okay.
[05:26:22]  Okay.
[05:26:23]  I don't even care.
[05:26:24]  I'll be fully honest.
[05:26:25]  I'm a trooper.
[05:26:26]  I'm 12, and I probably'm glad I got sober because I probably would have gone buck wild.
[05:26:31]  I mean, honestly, for someone who's 38 who used to be addicted to drugs, not that bad.
[05:26:38]  Yeah.
[05:26:39]  And I've been celibate for 10 years.
[05:26:40]  So there is a lot of people.
[05:26:41]  If you've been celibate, you have not had there's cobwebs up there.
[05:26:45]  Probably.
[05:26:46]  Damn.
[05:26:47]  That's okay.
[05:26:50]  Yeah, celibate for 10 years.
[05:26:52]  Shit.
[05:26:53]  I'll tell you what.
[05:26:54]  Have you been to California before?
[05:26:56]  I have not.
[05:26:57]  First time.
[05:26:58]  This is your first time in California.
[05:26:59]  Whatever podcast.
[05:27:00]  First time.
[05:27:01]  California.
[05:27:02]  I'm telling you, some of these California college girls, first freshman semester, first freshman quarter, they're putting up 12.
[05:27:13]  Oh, my God.
[05:27:13]  They're putting up 20.
[05:27:15]  I'm telling you.
[05:27:16]  I'm going to murder my daughter if I find out anything like that.
[05:27:19]  And they're 18, 19.
[05:27:21]  So you said 12 and that's.
[05:27:26]  I made a list before I came in.
[05:27:28]  To be fair, not bad.
[05:27:30]  What about you?
[05:27:30]  You said you had some skeletons.
[05:27:32]  Upwards of.
[05:27:35]  I think the last time I tried to do a list with my best friend, because I'm also a functioning blackout, so she remembered people I didn't.
[05:27:41]  So good times.
[05:27:43]  I think we stopped somewhere in like the 80s.
[05:27:46]  Do you think it might be in the hundreds?
[05:27:48]  Possibly.
[05:27:49]  I could totally get it.
[05:27:50]  Once you get up that high, you lose track.
[05:27:52]  I did.
[05:27:53]  You forget a few.
[05:27:54]  I got like to 80s something, and it was just at that point.
[05:27:56]  I was like, yeah.
[05:27:58]  Probably triple digits.
[05:27:59]  I don't know.
[05:28:00]  Could be.
[05:28:00]  Could be easily.
[05:28:01]  Could be.
[05:28:02]  Okay.
[05:28:03]  Yeah.
[05:28:05]  Wait.
[05:28:08]  Okay, what about you?
[05:28:09]  Before my husband?
[05:28:11]  Or I'm married for 10 years.
[05:28:13]  While you're married?
[05:28:14]  That would be weird.
[05:28:16]  I mean, since you just total, total body count.
[05:28:20]  Okay, before my husband, probably like three, four people.
[05:28:26]  So five.
[05:28:27]  Yes.
[05:28:28]  Okay.
[05:28:29]  K-Dog?
[05:28:30]  Three.
[05:28:31]  Three.
[05:28:32]  Okay.
[05:28:32]  Nice.
[05:28:32]  I'm a virgin.
[05:28:35]  Yeah.
[05:28:35]  I'm waiting for my dwarf labia queen.
[05:28:39]  She'll come.
[05:28:40]  Yeah.
[05:28:41]  Yeah.
[05:28:41]  I'm a virgin.
[05:28:44]  And yeah, you can pull that up.
[05:28:46]  We'll read it.
[05:28:46]  We'll have Chloe read it with her skills.
[05:28:49]  Go ahead.
[05:28:50]  Okay.
[05:28:52]  James Brown.
[05:28:53]  Man-made cars, roads, trains, electricity, boats, toys, money, etc.
[05:29:01]  But the world wouldn't be nothing without a woman.
[05:29:05]  Mary Kier Discovery Politonia.
[05:29:11]  Yay.
[05:29:12]  Politonia.
[05:29:14]  Thank you for sharing a woman.
[05:29:16]  Thank you.
[05:29:17]  David, thank you very much.
[05:29:19]  Nice cat.
[05:29:19]  Thank you for the super chat, man.
[05:29:21]  Really appreciate it.
[05:29:22]  I hope you enjoyed Chloe's reading of your super chat.
[05:29:27]  Let's see here.
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[05:31:07]  Zico.
[05:31:08]  Oh, it's fucking Zico, the World of Warcraft player.
[05:31:11]  Say hi to Zico.
[05:31:12]  Oh my God.
[05:31:13]  Hi, Zico.
[05:31:14]  Ask Zico what class he plays in World of Warcraft.
[05:31:19]  Zico, what class do you play?
[05:31:22]  We want to know.
[05:31:24]  You know what, Zico?
[05:31:25]  We were actually talking about World of Warcraft earlier, and we were talking about how in dating, you know, we had women on the show say they want to see a man be vulnerable.
[05:31:33]  Now, back in 2019, during Classic Zico, I was in a hardcore rating guild and they had a loot council system.
[05:31:40]  And I was playing a rogue, Undead Rogue.
[05:31:43]  And this, the loot council was totally corrupt, Zico.
[05:31:47]  And they awarded Perdition's Blade, right?
[05:31:51]  It was a terrible loot decision.
[05:31:55]  It should have get this right.
[05:31:57]  I still had two blue daggers.
[05:31:59]  This other guy, he had Corehound Tooth and he had Fell Striker.
[05:32:03]  So like the upgrade would have been more beneficial to me.
[05:32:06]  I was grinding for the fucking elementals in Silithus.
[05:32:10]  I was grinding for Dows for the Dows.
[05:32:13]  I was a Dowser.
[05:32:14]  And this guy, we like terrible mistake.
[05:32:17]  I don't know why I was being punished.
[05:32:19]  And I went to bed that night.
[05:32:22]  My girlfriend was there and I was upset.
[05:32:23]  I was upset.
[05:32:24]  I was like, how are you going to give the best dagger?
[05:32:26]  And it was PvP system was about to drop.
[05:32:29]  I'm like, how am I going to be doing fucking PvP with blue daggers?
[05:32:32]  I need perditions.
[05:32:33]  And, you know, and my girlfriend dumped me shortly thereafter because I was vulnerable about how upset I was because I had a loot decision go against me.
[05:32:49]  You know, like, look, I don't know, Zico, you might be like, yo, Zico.
[05:32:53]  You might say, Brian, you're a fucking loot goblin.
[05:32:56]  Why are you worried?
[05:32:58]  I'm just saying, Zico, you know?
[05:32:59]  I don't know.
[05:33:00]  You know what I mean?
[05:33:01]  Zico?
[05:33:01]  You know what I mean?
[05:33:02]  Is that actually Zico?
[05:33:03]  Is it Zico?
[05:33:04]  Is he in the chat?
[05:33:05]  Zico?
[05:33:06]  I don't know.
[05:33:07]  I'm just saying.
[05:33:08]  But, like, I was in the fetal position, like, not crying, but I did say like a singular tear ran down my face when I didn't get the perditions blade.
[05:33:18]  And it was very upsetting.
[05:33:21]  Very upsetting.
[05:33:22]  I should just quit doing this podcast and just play World of Warcraft, to be honest.
[05:33:27]  Is a loot goblin a really bad insult or something?
[05:33:32]  It just means you're super like loot hungry and you get fucking aggro.
[05:33:36]  Oh my god, I didn't get DFT, blah, blah, blah.
[05:33:39]  And it's like kind of toxic.
[05:33:40]  Like the idea in a guild is it should be less individualistic, especially for a hardcore rating guild where it's like the health of the like if you're speed running, right?
[05:33:52]  You're not so preoccupied with your own individual achievement.
[05:33:56]  It's like the achievement of the guild.
[05:33:59]  Anyways, this is.
[05:34:00]  Is this a guild that you ran with frequently?
[05:34:03]  I mean, I joined.
[05:34:04]  Anyways, whatever.
[05:34:04]  We're going to did your girlfriend.
[05:34:07]  Zico says in Twitch, did your girlfriend make your own raid and hard reserve everything?
[05:34:12]  I'm whatever class you want me to be, Chloe.
[05:34:16]  Oh, shit.
[05:34:17]  F you, I have 10 minutes follow mode.
[05:34:20]  Oh, okay.
[05:34:21]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:34:22]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[05:34:23]  We have the follow mode, so only you have to be following for like that.
[05:34:26]  That explains it.
[05:34:27]  Yo, Zika, thank you for, thank you for joining up.
[05:34:30]  Chloe, would you go on the date with Zico?
[05:34:34]  Yeah, probably.
[05:34:36]  Does he have Instagram?
[05:34:37]  Let me see, Zika.
[05:34:39]  Oh, boy.
[05:34:40]  Let me see if I can do a little dating segment here.
[05:34:43]  Your name is, you're private, bro.
[05:34:47]  Okay, never mind.
[05:34:48]  We can't pull it up.
[05:34:49]  Anyways, he's a very good.
[05:34:51]  He's very good at PvP.
[05:34:53]  I believe he plays Mage.
[05:34:54]  I think he's a mage player.
[05:34:56]  That's so hot.
[05:34:57]  I remember, Zico.
[05:34:58]  I'm trying to remember.
[05:34:59]  You had this clip where you did a, during hardcore, you did a mukbang.
[05:35:05]  No, no, no.
[05:35:06]  What the fuck?
[05:35:07]  You did a mock gara.
[05:35:09]  And the guy came.
[05:35:11]  He like came, but he had secret buffs or something.
[05:35:13]  I'm trying to remember the details.
[05:35:14]  And then, or wait, were you playing a wait?
[05:35:19]  No, were you playing Warlock?
[05:35:21]  And then, but you feared him out of the, the, the, the, oh my God, I can't remember this.
[05:35:29]  He feared him.
[05:35:31]  You guys would not understand.
[05:35:32]  But if you ran from a mock garage, you got like a fucking crazy debuff that lasted like seven days in-game, I think.
[05:35:43]  Anyways, fuck, whatever.
[05:35:44]  Anyways, back to the dating talk.
[05:35:46]  Thank you for the follow, Zika.
[05:35:47]  Pull it back up for me, please.
[05:35:49]  Pull it back.
[05:35:49]  I need to shout these people up.
[05:35:51]  Oh my goodness.
[05:35:53]  Ricky, thank you for the prime.
[05:35:54]  Unholy, thank you, Zika.
[05:35:56]  Oh, there it is.
[05:35:57]  Laughing.
[05:35:57]  Thank you guys for the follows and the primes.
[05:35:59]  Appreciate it, guys.
[05:35:59]  We have a TTS here from...
[05:36:03]  Nubrine donated $100.
[05:36:06]  Blue sweater, which early game item would you prefer to find in an abandoned cabin?
[05:36:11]  The cloud in the bottle or Hermes boots?
[05:36:13]  What is that?

=== Early Game Item Choices (04:08) ===

[05:36:15]  I think I'm too—I don't understand.
[05:36:18]  I don't get it.
[05:36:19]  Early game item.
[05:36:21]  Cloud in the bottle.
[05:36:24]  Nice.
[05:36:25]  Okay.
[05:36:27]  Where were we?
[05:36:27]  I'm trying to remember.
[05:36:28]  Does anybody recall what the topic was?
[05:36:32]  We just did our body count.
[05:36:34]  That's right.
[05:36:35]  We did body count.
[05:36:37]  Zika, what's your body count?
[05:36:39]  Read it in the chat.
[05:36:42]  Let's see.
[05:36:43]  I'm trying to remember if there's any other things from the questionnaire.
[05:36:50]  Why is body count such a big sky?
[05:36:52]  Oh, okay.
[05:36:54]  For Nicole.
[05:36:57]  You...
[05:36:57]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:36:58]  I don't know how we got off of this.
[05:37:00]  You're going to keep your last name or hyphenate in marriage.
[05:37:03]  I was going to take the husband's last name.
[05:37:07]  Yeah, I read it wrong.
[05:37:08]  Oh, you misread it.
[05:37:09]  Yeah.
[05:37:09]  Oh, okay, okay, okay.
[05:37:10]  I first was going to hyphen it when I was going to go to like more schooling at first when I was like, oh, if I get a doctorate, I want to have my name on it.
[05:37:20]  But yeah, now I'd rather just, I'll take my husband's name.
[05:37:24]  Just, you know.
[05:37:25]  Sure.
[05:37:27]  We're going to do rapid-fire questions, but before I do that, I do a segment called Big Brother Brian, where, you know, I don't pull any punches on this podcast.
[05:37:35]  You can ask me anything.
[05:37:36]  A lot of men who you might talk to, whether it's a male friend or a boyfriend or whatever, a lot of men can't always be honest with women.
[05:37:45]  I will be honest, even if it's brutal, even if it's harsh, I will, oops.
[05:37:52]  I will give you the unfiltered truth.
[05:37:55]  If you've ever had a question that you've wanted to ask a guy, I'm here for you.
[05:38:00]  Anybody.
[05:38:04]  No?
[05:38:06]  Does guys actually like squirting or is it kind of like they would rather not?
[05:38:14]  What?
[05:38:14]  Huh?
[05:38:15]  I'll answer that.
[05:38:16]  No, that's a good question.
[05:38:18]  I've encountered actually curious.
[05:38:20]  I've encountered this, to be honest.
[05:38:22]  I have encountered it.
[05:38:24]  So from a cleanup perspective, it does it adds a level of complication, you know?
[05:38:34]  So you gotta, unless you're like going to fucking destroy your mattress, you either have to have a mattress protector or you gotta lay blankets down or you gotta lay something down.
[05:38:51]  Towels, towels.
[05:38:52]  Thank you.
[05:38:52]  I don't know why I was blanking on the word towel.
[05:38:55]  But is it attractive to guys, or do you guys not really care?
[05:39:03]  I mean, it depends what it would be bundled with.
[05:39:08]  So, like, are you multi-orgasmic and come super easily?
[05:39:13]  Yeah, I mean, women who can squirt generally, they are multi-orgasmic, they come super easily.
[05:39:20]  So, I mean, that's cool, I guess.
[05:39:25]  And the squirt itself would be like a representation or manifestation of you climaxing.
[05:39:32]  So, whereas sometimes when a woman climaxes, it isn't always apparent, I guess.
[05:39:39]  So, having that like pretty clear, like representation that can be psychologically stimulating.
[05:39:52]  But it is also, you have to balance that with kind of messy, it's a novelty, you know.
[05:39:59]  It's like, all right, you've been dating a girl for a year.
[05:40:03]  It's like, oh, fuck, we gotta lay fucking blankets down.
[05:40:05]  Fuck.
[05:40:06]  You gotta lay towels down.
[05:40:08]  I don't know.
[05:40:08]  It can be.
[05:40:09]  But I think most men are probably neutral or positive for most men, I would say.
[05:40:15]  Okay.
[05:40:16]  Any other questions, Big Brother Brian?
[05:40:18]  Answer.
[05:40:18]  I'll answer anything.
[05:40:20]  Oops.
[05:40:21]  No.

=== Nikki Minaj and Big Brother Brian (14:27) ===

[05:40:24]  Do you guys want to know about the best races to play in World of Warcraft?
[05:40:28]  Classic.
[05:40:29]  Okay, if you're Alliance, Dwarf Priest.
[05:40:32]  Okay.
[05:40:32]  If you're going Rogue or Warrior, of course, you have to go human because of the passive.
[05:40:41]  The sword, and I believe it's Mace specialization.
[05:40:47]  They get plus five weapon skill on that.
[05:40:49]  That's more for PvE, though.
[05:40:52]  There's some argument for, I believe, Gnome for PvP for those classes.
[05:41:00]  Caster classes, I think you go Gnome for the intellect buff.
[05:41:06]  Horde side, horde side.
[05:41:09]  I mean, if you're min-maxing, There's some argument for troll for like, if you're tank, you I think you go troll.
[05:41:20]  Uh pvp, you're gonna go Orc for pretty much any class possible because of the stun resist, you know.
[05:41:27]  Passive, of course.
[05:41:29]  Uh, I personally prefer the aesthetics of undead for rogue but uh yeah, sounds like massive.
[05:41:38]  Hopefully my brother will buy me.
[05:41:39]  Uh wow, because someone told me he was gonna get it for me.
[05:41:43]  Guys, i'm lowering the tts um to 69.
[05:41:46]  If you guys want to get tts in, tts is going to be lowered to 69.
[05:41:51]  Anybody else?
[05:41:52]  Big Brother Brian, you want to ask me a question about anything?
[05:42:00]  Good talk.
[05:42:01]  Uh, all right, give me one sec to readjust the tts here.
[05:42:05]  Maybe the viewers have something they want to weigh in on.
[05:42:08]  69 tts, all right.
[05:42:12]  Uh, I need to do a couple adjustments.
[05:42:14]  Chloe, tell us something, or whatever.
[05:42:19]  Do you have a crush on me or do you just hate me?
[05:42:22]  It has to be one or the other, definitely both, and none at the same time.
[05:42:28]  Uh, i've had a crush on you since the first time we met.
[05:42:35]  Gosh, i'm blushing.
[05:42:39]  Just, I can't do that to Zico.
[05:42:48]  I can't do that to Zika.
[05:42:49]  I already, I already uh, I already promised your promise to Zico.
[05:42:58]  I don't know where he lives, though would you, if he flew, you you out for a date?
[05:43:03]  Like if, if you, would you uh just go hang out with him while he plays World Of Warcraft for 12 hours and just sit behind him on stream, on stream yeah, why not?
[05:43:18]  Okay, all right, Zika set it up, hey.
[05:43:21]  Hey, she'll pump your viewers dude, she'll pump your viewers.
[05:43:23]  Fly her out.
[05:43:24]  Uh, she'll just be your cheerleader on stream.
[05:43:28]  Uh okay, so he is a streamer and a gamer.
[05:43:31]  Yeah, he streams, he streams.
[05:43:33]  You know also, like just, he's got skills.
[05:43:36]  Like he's one of the best pvpers, I guess.
[05:43:39]  I think he plays Mage, is it Mage?
[05:43:41]  Is it Warlock?
[05:43:42]  I think Mage, primarily Mage, but I think in hardcore he, whatever Mage, he's a good mage player arena he's pretty good, I guess I don't.
[05:43:51]  You know, i'm a I I don't with like, anything past level 60.
[05:43:57]  Like i'm classic through and through.
[05:43:58]  No no, Burning Crusade.
[05:44:00]  No no, Cataclysm.
[05:44:07]  No, Wrath Of The Lich King.
[05:44:10]  Okay.
[05:44:12]  I was like talking to this guy, like, and he is a professional Fortnite player.
[05:44:19]  Who?
[05:44:21]  Don't you date all those streamers in LA?
[05:44:24]  No.
[05:44:26]  No.
[05:44:27]  Would you smash Neon?
[05:44:32]  I saw you in the stream with him, I think.
[05:44:34]  You met him or something.
[05:44:35]  Yeah.
[05:44:35]  No, I really love Neon.
[05:44:37]  I think that he's really cool.
[05:44:40]  I think that night that I was at his house and I basically slept over on stream that I did actually like him.
[05:44:52]  But then he kind of like ghosted me low-key.
[05:44:57]  Yeah.
[05:44:57]  Did you smash?
[05:44:58]  No.
[05:45:00]  Oh, you sound disappointed.
[05:45:01]  Did you want to?
[05:45:03]  No, but I like really liked hanging out with him a lot.
[05:45:06]  I wish that he didn't ghost.
[05:45:07]  How tall is he?
[05:45:09]  He's like 5'10, 5'9.
[05:45:12]  I feel like you're kind of tall, Chloe.
[05:45:14]  You might crush that guy.
[05:45:16]  To be honest, I think you might weigh more than him.
[05:45:18]  No offense.
[05:45:18]  Maybe.
[05:45:19]  That's not an insult.
[05:45:20]  He's like a smaller dude.
[05:45:22]  Yeah, but he's like cool, though.
[05:45:26]  Like, there's something about him.
[05:45:28]  Like, he's just really cool.
[05:45:30]  And off-camera, he's like really nice and caring.
[05:45:34]  And like, I don't know.
[05:45:36]  He's just a cool person.
[05:45:38]  But, like, have you ever stabbed somebody?
[05:45:41]  No.
[05:45:42]  Okay, just checking.
[05:45:43]  Why?
[05:45:44]  I kind of get that vibe from Gabby, to be honest.
[05:45:47]  Have you ever slashed a dude's tires?
[05:45:50]  No.
[05:45:51]  Really?
[05:45:53]  Really?
[05:45:54]  Okay.
[05:45:54]  Guys, $69 TTS.
[05:45:56]  Get it in.
[05:45:56]  Get it in.
[05:46:01]  Thank you, man.
[05:46:01]  Appreciate it.
[05:46:02]  Tech Plus TSTST1 SD donated $69.
[05:46:06]  Chick next to Brian has a vid on TikTok with 100 meters views.
[05:46:11]  How much does that make?
[05:46:14]  The video made no money, but I did get a career from it.
[05:46:19]  So.
[05:46:20]  What's the video?
[05:46:22]  It's a video of me lip-syncing Sugar Crush.
[05:46:25]  What is the?
[05:46:27]  It's just a song that was popular on TikTok in 2021.
[05:46:30]  Sing it.
[05:46:31]  Oh, God, no.
[05:46:34]  Okay.
[05:46:36]  Okay, we're going to get into our pretty much final segment here.
[05:46:41]  Let's see.
[05:46:46]  I need to get up momentarily, though.
[05:46:48]  Kayla, carry the condo.
[05:46:49]  Talk to Gabby.
[05:46:50]  Talk to my homegirl Gabby over there for a minute.
[05:46:54]  Oh, my gosh.
[05:46:54]  Where are the show notes?
[05:46:57]  I'm unprepared.
[05:46:58]  Hey, girl.
[05:46:58]  Hey.
[05:47:01]  Do you have any hot takes about dating?
[05:47:04]  Hot takes on dating.
[05:47:05]  Just like super quick.
[05:47:08]  Something controversial?
[05:47:09]  I don't think so, honestly.
[05:47:10]  No, does anybody have anything pretty chill?
[05:47:13]  Rage bait me.
[05:47:14]  Rage bait the chat.
[05:47:15]  Terrible.
[05:47:16]  Rage bait the chat.
[05:47:17]  Women are better than men.
[05:47:18]  I'm just kidding.
[05:47:19]  I feel like we've already said everything that's controversial.
[05:47:24]  I have something to say.
[05:47:25]  Okay, say it.
[05:47:25]  Brian doesn't put the toilet seat down.
[05:47:29]  I hope he doesn't get mad at me that I said that.
[05:47:36]  Are we mad at Brian that he didn't get us pizza this time?
[05:47:39]  Because I was expecting to be like pizza.
[05:47:42]  He would get us food.
[05:47:44]  I'm like falling asleep.
[05:47:46]  I'm so tired.
[05:47:46]  Me too.
[05:47:48]  We should all like fall asleep so when he comes back, we're all sleeping.
[05:47:52]  Yeah, we should do that.
[05:47:54]  I feel like he will get so pressed, I guess.
[05:47:58]  I wish we could read chat.
[05:48:00]  He should have put chat up for us.
[05:48:02]  I saw their podcast and you get crazy.
[05:48:08]  Oh, yeah.
[05:48:09]  With some of the girls that they came here, you get crazy.
[05:48:13]  I'm going to pull up chat.
[05:48:14]  We have to react.
[05:48:15]  They fight.
[05:48:16]  I know.
[05:48:17]  You guys are so sweet.
[05:48:18]  Every time I go on here, like, girls are like coming at me.
[05:48:22]  We real at each other.
[05:48:23]  Yeah.
[05:48:23]  Oh, my God.
[05:48:24]  You know what's funny?
[05:48:25]  I will say when I met you outside, I thought you were going to be a liberal, to be honest.
[05:48:32]  I just, I think it is.
[05:48:33]  But I feel chat saying, someone said the one man leaves and the whole conversation falls apart.
[05:48:38]  Wait, that's a good thing, though, right?
[05:48:39]  It's a good thing.
[05:48:41]  We don't want to lead the conversation.
[05:48:43]  Squirting is pee.
[05:48:48]  I think that might be true, though.
[05:48:49]  If the panel is reading this, we taught you how to read.
[05:48:52]  Kayla behind you.
[05:48:54]  What, Charlie Kirk?
[05:48:56]  I don't know, but I see some toys.
[05:48:58]  I have to say, Brian posted a, or maybe it was whatever, posted a video with Charlie on the panel like a month or so ago, and it scared me.
[05:49:09]  I thought I'd die.
[05:49:10]  What?
[05:49:11]  What?
[05:49:11]  Because it was like a jump scare, kind of, because obviously he passed away.
[05:49:15]  So it's like, it was like scary, like on people's stories, usually they post like something current, like more current.
[05:49:21]  So it just like I'm used to like seeing your panel vids.
[05:49:26]  So I just didn't expect to see Charlie.
[05:49:30]  Yeah, I don't.
[05:49:31]  No, I don't know.
[05:49:33]  Yeah.
[05:49:34]  Were you guys friends?
[05:49:38]  I wouldn't say we were friends in the sense.
[05:49:40]  Like he came on the show.
[05:49:42]  It was very pleasant having him on.
[05:49:45]  He was a great guy.
[05:49:46]  I spoke to him briefly before and after.
[05:49:50]  So I wouldn't consider us friends though because it was more of a collaboration, more of a business.
[05:49:57]  I mean, not business thing, but he was appearing as a guest.
[05:50:02]  But I knew his manager is the right way.
[05:50:10]  I've spoken to his manager a bit more.
[05:50:12]  I don't know if manager is the right word, but no, but I mean, I had an affinity for Charlie.
[05:50:18]  I liked the guy.
[05:50:18]  He was a good, a great man, even.
[05:50:23]  But no, I wouldn't lie and be like, oh, yeah, we were best.
[05:50:25]  But I mean, it's just not true.
[05:50:27]  Yeah.
[05:50:28]  But no, he was a great guy.
[05:50:29]  I liked him.
[05:50:29]  What do you think about the wife?
[05:50:32]  Ooh, that's a touchy topic.
[05:50:36]  That's a tough one.
[05:50:38]  And it's difficult too, to be honest.
[05:50:40]  I don't think it's tough.
[05:50:41]  I think it's clear.
[05:50:43]  What's clear?
[05:50:44]  It's just clear that she's not honoring him.
[05:50:47]  In what way?
[05:50:49]  Why, like, he'd clearly say that he doesn't agree with Nikki Minaj, and then she's acting like they're like, you know, like, whatever.
[05:50:57]  I didn't watch any of whatever she did.
[05:50:58]  We were talking about with at Amfest.
[05:51:00]  I mean, she went, yeah, I suppose.
[05:51:02]  Yeah.
[05:51:02]  That would have been my number one criticism.
[05:51:05]  It's right.
[05:51:05]  It's like things like that that just don't really make sense.
[05:51:07]  But it could be more logistic.
[05:51:09]  Candice is, I was going to say, I mean, I was only going to say more from a logistics standpoint since she did have to take over as CEO and get Amfest 2025.
[05:51:20]  Maybe it probably wasn't the option she maybe wanted or maybe Charlie wanted.
[05:51:24]  But I know when we were talking a little bit earlier about Megan thee Stallion at Kamala Harris, at least Nikki's a bit more working.
[05:51:36]  I love personally.
[05:51:38]  So it's nothing even against Nikki Minaj.
[05:51:40]  It's just Charlie Kirk and then his wife doing that.
[05:51:44]  Like, it's like that dynamic that I'm confused about because I love Nikki Minaj.
[05:51:48]  I have nothing against her.
[05:51:50]  It's more of like Charlie clearly stating that he doesn't agree with her and then his wife bringing her like into TP USA like after his death.
[05:52:01]  Like that's literally weird to me.
[05:52:03]  I get, I mean, you could, but they also do that at the same time with the people that they invite on.
[05:52:08]  They invite people that they disagree with all the people.
[05:52:10]  That's true.
[05:52:10]  That's true.
[05:52:12]  Maybe looking back, it could have may not just have been a good decision based off with Charlie, but it was very unexpected.
[05:52:19]  And so, and they kind of had, and I did go to 2024 Amphest.
[05:52:22]  It was amazing, beautiful.
[05:52:26]  That was when he was alive, though, right?
[05:52:28]  Yes, he was alive.
[05:52:30]  He was running most of it.
[05:52:32]  And so, yeah, I mean, when your CEO or top person at any place is gone, it's a transition.
[05:52:41]  And yeah, I mean, we don't have to get too much in depth with it.
[05:52:45]  I don't know, like, really anything about politics and stuff.
[05:52:50]  But I just have a question, like, about what I saw.
[05:52:54]  Like, isn't her name Candace Owens?
[05:52:57]  What about her?
[05:52:58]  That she, like, posted this TikTok addressing his wife.
[05:53:03]  Did you guys watch that?
[05:53:04]  Oh, I mean, I've heard of Sada.
[05:53:07]  She does it.
[05:53:08]  It's a whole lot on YouTube.
[05:53:11]  I mean, she's done for the past few months like multiple, multiple videos about Erica.
[05:53:18]  That's weird.
[05:53:19]  I haven't really watched them.
[05:53:21]  I've seen bits and pieces here.
[05:53:23]  I haven't really like, so I don't know exactly what she's trying to suggest.
[05:53:30]  I haven't actually seen any actual, like, it seems like Candace Owens is trying to say there's a conspiracy.
[05:53:38]  Erica Kirk was involved.
[05:53:43]  At least that's.
[05:53:44]  Again, I haven't seen her video, so I could be mistaken.
[05:53:47]  I could be misspeaking.
[05:53:48]  Basically, but it is.
[05:53:49]  That seems like what she's trying to get, that there's a conspiracy here.
[05:53:53]  I haven't actually seen any compelling evidence that this is at all the case.
[05:53:58]  The only thing I would say, and again, look, Charlie Kirk was a friend of the show, you could say.
[05:54:07]  He was on the show.
[05:54:08]  I liked the guy.
[05:54:09]  I agreed with him on a lot.
[05:54:10]  It's fucking tragedy what happened.
[05:54:14]  I will say this, and I'm not trying to be insensitive to his wife.
[05:54:18]  I think that there is some behavior there which is a bit of an eyebrow raise.
[05:54:25]  Now, I don't know what it's like to be married to arguably one of the most influential and powerful men in conservative politics and to have him assassinated in a crowd and to mourn somebody.
[05:54:42]  Like, I don't know what's going through your head, and you've got this massive company that he was the head of.

=== Bad Optics During Mourning (03:53) ===

[05:54:51]  I know, though, and I'm not trying to throw shade at Erica.
[05:54:56]  Some of that, like the fireworks and the suits that she was wearing.
[05:55:06]  I feel like if you're going to be a trad wife, you're going to be a conservative wife, you're in the shadows.
[05:55:12]  You're mourning.
[05:55:14]  You're not.
[05:55:17]  I don't know.
[05:55:18]  I don't think you're doing some public appearances and sometimes smiling.
[05:55:24]  I don't know.
[05:55:25]  Look, I don't know.
[05:55:26]  Are you can you never can you never have a moment of laughter or smile when you're mourning?
[05:55:31]  I don't think there's anything wrong with that, but um I don't know.
[05:55:39]  I think she's I don't know who fucking knows.
[05:55:42]  It's fair to quote.
[05:55:42]  Sorry.
[05:55:43]  No, no, you go.
[05:55:43]  You go.
[05:55:44]  It's fair to question.
[05:55:45]  I mean, that's why we're so inquisitive as people.
[05:55:49]  And I would say also, I think that the trial should be going on soon, and we'll probably get a lot more information.
[05:55:55]  But yeah, I mean, there's nothing wrong with being skeptical about things.
[05:55:59]  Otherwise, you can't believe everything you hear, you know?
[05:56:02]  Look, and I don't have ill will towards Erica, but I don't know.
[05:56:12]  It does seem like there was.
[05:56:16]  I don't know.
[05:56:17]  I don't want to say I feel like it's bad optics.
[05:56:21]  Yeah.
[05:56:22]  It is bad optics.
[05:56:23]  I'm sorry.
[05:56:23]  It is.
[05:56:24]  She seems almost happy.
[05:56:27]  And it's like, it's like, this isn't, that's not what, I don't think that's what her husband, I don't know.
[05:56:34]  I don't know them.
[05:56:35]  But like, based off of what I've seen from Charlie himself, he never did TPUSA like that.
[05:56:42]  He never did any of that.
[05:56:44]  So why would she represent his company that way after he passed away?
[05:56:48]  He did have fireworks at this, with the you're talking about the sparklers?
[05:56:53]  I just think a lot of that she's doing is very likely.
[05:56:58]  It's very common.
[05:56:59]  I can get that.
[05:57:02]  But at the same time, I don't know.
[05:57:05]  I just, we don't know what's going on behind the scenes.
[05:57:11]  And I just feel like, sorry, I'm almost getting emotional because it's really hard what happened.
[05:57:17]  There is a lot of comments from different people, different perspectives.
[05:57:23]  But I just want to say in the point about when somebody's mourning someone and is very, very close to you.
[05:57:33]  I don't think that everybody is different.
[05:57:37]  In 2023, I lost my son, 19-year-old.
[05:57:43]  I'm sorry to hear that.
[05:57:44]  Thank you.
[05:57:45]  And it was so, so, so tragedy.
[05:57:48]  But I can say that I didn't cry in his funeral.
[05:57:52]  I was in shock.
[05:57:54]  Yeah.
[05:57:54]  And also, I was like, I couldn't.
[05:57:58]  And a lot of people was like, oh, it didn't hurt her.
[05:58:02]  And it was like, what is my son?
[05:58:05]  How in the world I won't be hurt?
[05:58:07]  It just, it was a moment.
[05:58:09]  It was how that happened.
[05:58:11]  So I cannot judge someone because they don't cry or just my opinion.
[05:58:18]  Yeah, I like that opinion.
[05:58:20]  I agree with that opinion.
[05:58:23]  Okay.
[05:58:25]  We were going to get into the final segment here.
[05:58:30]  I'm trying to remember if there was anything else.
[05:58:36]  No?
[05:58:36]  Okay.
[05:58:38]  Huh.
[05:58:39]  Oh, okay.
[05:58:40]  Yeah, we'll just blast through some of these.
[05:58:43]  How long did you wait?

=== Dating Rules and Financial Abuse (02:28) ===

[05:58:45]  like how many dates or whatever before hooking up one more time Well, what would you like me to say?
[05:59:03]  Oh my God.
[05:59:06]  Oh my God.
[05:59:07]  Okay, I'm going to actually move it to the next question.
[05:59:10]  Question for you.
[05:59:11]  You're waiting until marriage, right?
[05:59:13]  Do you have a celebrity crush?
[05:59:17]  Oh, I don't.
[05:59:19]  I used to really like Vigo Mortensen when I was younger.
[05:59:22]  I still think he's really good looking.
[05:59:24]  Okay.
[05:59:25]  Would you break your rule to be with Viggo Mortensen?
[05:59:29]  No, no, no, no.
[05:59:30]  He's one.
[05:59:31]  No.
[05:59:31]  No, he's too old.
[05:59:33]  And yeah.
[05:59:35]  Let's see.
[05:59:36]  Hmm.
[05:59:38]  So I wonder if Gabby's going to bite on this one.
[05:59:42]  Let's see.
[05:59:43]  If men should pay for dates, if men should be chivalrous, if men should provide, if men should protect, what should women do?
[05:59:55]  Be quiet?
[05:59:59]  They should.
[06:00:00]  Should they.
[06:00:03]  fuck up is that what you're shut the fuck up Is that what you're saying?
[06:00:15]  Wait, really?
[06:00:16]  No way.
[06:00:18]  Has your boyfriend ever told you to.
[06:00:21]  Shut the fuck up!
[06:00:23]  Shut up, bitch!
[06:00:26]  That's why.
[06:00:27]  Yes, without the bitch.
[06:00:29]  Shut your fucking mouth.
[06:00:32]  Oh, my God.
[06:00:33]  I can say that my boyfriend, like, like I was explaining earlier, how women and men go together so well because they enlighten each other on different things, you know?
[06:00:44]  I have learned a lot from my boyfriend, and I'm so appreciative for him.
[06:00:49]  I respect him.
[06:00:50]  I love him.
[06:00:52]  All right.
[06:00:55]  Do you guys think it's financial abuse if a rich man won't buy his dependent wife luxury goods?
[06:01:01]  Is it financial abuse?
[06:01:03]  No.
[06:01:03]  Kind of.
[06:01:04]  She really wants a Louis Vuitton bag.
[06:01:07]  Want is not a need.
[06:01:10]  But he won't.
[06:01:11]  Like, he could afford it, no problem.

=== Geography and Gender Dynamics (13:14) ===

[06:01:13]  I think in theory, if it was like her birthday and she'd been really good, really nice, like, I don't see what the problem would be.
[06:01:19]  Like, yeah, it's not a need.
[06:01:21]  It's a want, but also.
[06:01:23]  But is it financial abuse?
[06:01:25]  No, absolutely not.
[06:01:26]  Okay.
[06:01:27]  Going around the table, name three countries starting with.
[06:01:31]  You know what?
[06:01:32]  Nah.
[06:01:33]  Starting with Kayla.
[06:01:36]  Sweden, Denmark, Finland.
[06:01:40]  Mexico, Canada, Colombia.
[06:01:43]  By the way, you can't repeat.
[06:01:44]  Oh, my God.
[06:01:46]  Hey, that's not.
[06:01:46]  There's only eight people here.
[06:01:47]  That's like 20, 30 countries.
[06:01:49]  United States, France, Spain.
[06:01:54]  Haiti, Jamaica, Peru.
[06:01:56]  Brazil, Portugal, Germany.
[06:02:00]  Africa.
[06:02:01]  Yeah.
[06:02:03]  No, you're good.
[06:02:03]  Don't keep going.
[06:02:05]  That's one.
[06:02:06]  I don't know.
[06:02:06]  No, keep going.
[06:02:07]  The ones I was going to say are already outside.
[06:02:10]  I'm not.
[06:02:11]  Africa?
[06:02:12]  Try it.
[06:02:14]  Keep going.
[06:02:14]  I don't know.
[06:02:16]  Come on.
[06:02:17]  I'm not.
[06:02:18]  I'm geographically challenged.
[06:02:19]  You're geographically challenged.
[06:02:22]  Yeah.
[06:02:22]  So do you want to name any other countries?
[06:02:38]  You can do these.
[06:02:40]  No, you got it.
[06:02:41]  You can do these.
[06:02:42]  Okay, I want to say, I don't even know what they said already.
[06:02:44]  I was going to say Canada, Mexico, and Africa, but I don't know.
[06:02:49]  Canada, Mexico, and Africa?
[06:02:51]  That's what I was like, wrapped about.
[06:02:52]  I was like, what about Australia?
[06:02:55]  Is that a country or a continent?
[06:02:56]  Is Africa a continent or a country?
[06:02:58]  Is Australia a continent or a country?
[06:03:02]  Why are you mad at me?
[06:03:05]  Wait, is Africa what?
[06:03:07]  Can you repeat that?
[06:03:08]  Continent?
[06:03:08]  It's a continent.
[06:03:11]  And a country.
[06:03:15]  You're a model, right?
[06:03:16]  Yeah.
[06:03:17]  Duh.
[06:03:20]  Oh.
[06:03:21]  Okay.
[06:03:22]  Chloe, three countries, please.
[06:03:27]  Can you teach me?
[06:03:28]  Oh, Chloe.
[06:03:30]  Chloe, can I teach you?
[06:03:33]  I'm actually serious.
[06:03:35]  Like, I hate being dumb on this podcast.
[06:03:38]  Like, you should just teach me.
[06:03:40]  So you tell me three countries.
[06:03:51]  Sweden.
[06:03:53]  It's already been said.
[06:03:54]  Really?
[06:03:55]  Yeah. India.
[06:04:06]  Yes.
[06:04:07]  And Poland.
[06:04:14]  Good job, Chloe.
[06:04:15]  See?
[06:04:16]  That was good.
[06:04:17]  All right.
[06:04:18]  How many continents are there?
[06:04:25]  Seven.
[06:04:28]  Anybody disagree?
[06:04:29]  There might be.
[06:04:30]  I don't know.
[06:04:30]  Maybe it could be less.
[06:04:32]  It could be more.
[06:04:32]  Does anybody.
[06:04:33]  Okay.
[06:04:35]  For Chloe again.
[06:04:38]  What two countries border the USA?
[06:04:43]  Mexico.
[06:04:46]  Maybe.
[06:04:47]  And what's the other one?
[06:04:49]  Canada.
[06:04:51]  Good job.
[06:04:52]  Well done, Chloe.
[06:04:57]  How many states are in the USA?
[06:05:00]  Fitty.
[06:05:02]  What is the capital of the USA?
[06:05:06]  Washington.
[06:05:10]  That is correct.
[06:05:12]  Name three U.S. states.
[06:05:13]  Nebraska, California, Florida.
[06:05:18]  New Jersey.
[06:05:20]  New York.
[06:05:21]  And New Mexico.
[06:05:23]  North Carolina, South Carolina, and Kentucky.
[06:05:27]  Okay.
[06:05:29]  Chloe, name two countries in Europe.
[06:05:33]  Barcelona, no.
[06:05:34]  Spain.
[06:05:36]  And France.
[06:05:41]  Okay.
[06:05:42]  How many planets are in our solar system?
[06:05:45]  Jeez, is it seven?
[06:05:50]  I don't know.
[06:05:52]  Chloe, how many planets are in our solar system?
[06:05:55]  Since you're the scholar tonight?
[06:06:01]  You want to teach me?
[06:06:03]  Oh, my God.
[06:06:04]  I actually can't.
[06:06:06]  Shantae.
[06:06:08]  Yeah.
[06:06:08]  How many planets?
[06:06:11]  Is Pluto a planet anymore?
[06:06:14]  Is Pluto a planet or not?
[06:06:15]  Not anymore, I think.
[06:06:16]  How many planets?
[06:06:17]  Eight.
[06:06:20]  Kayla, how many planets?
[06:06:21]  I am blanking.
[06:06:23]  How many planets?
[06:06:24]  I thought it was eight, too.
[06:06:26]  Didn't they re-add Pluto?
[06:06:27]  No, no, no.
[06:06:28]  They didn't re-add Pluto.
[06:06:29]  No, it's not.
[06:06:31]  Oh, Celestial Dwarf is the name.
[06:06:33]  We're back to dwarves again.
[06:06:35]  Here we go.
[06:06:36]  Full circle.
[06:06:38]  Okay.
[06:06:39]  Let's see.
[06:06:40]  What planet do we live on?
[06:06:43]  Earth.
[06:06:44]  Good job, Chloe.
[06:06:46]  I had to.
[06:06:47]  I gave you a hard one.
[06:06:50]  What is the capital of California?
[06:06:54]  Sacramento.
[06:06:57]  The government building, the Pentagon, is what shape, Chloe?
[06:07:03]  A Pentagon.
[06:07:05]  You're too smart for this, Chloe.
[06:07:06]  You're just too smart.
[06:07:08]  Wait, can you ask a question that I really want you to ask me?
[06:07:11]  Because in the car, I was like trying to be smart and I was trying to look up the questions that you're going to ask.
[06:07:16]  Bro. Chloe, you fucking cheater.
[06:07:20]  No.
[06:07:21]  I only looked up this one because I feel like it's really hard.
[06:07:25]  You asked what, wait, I forgot the question.
[06:07:29]  Okay, don't worry about it.
[06:07:32]  What is the capital of New York State for the New Yorker?
[06:07:36]  Albany.
[06:07:38]  Okay.
[06:07:40]  What river runs through Egypt?
[06:07:44]  The Nile River.
[06:07:47]  Why did you become black people?
[06:07:49]  I love your new accent.
[06:07:50]  Why did you become racist?
[06:07:53]  How did that be racist?
[06:07:55]  Wait, I remember the question.
[06:07:57]  Wait, Chloe, can you scoop this way?
[06:07:58]  You're kind of out of frame.
[06:07:59]  I remember the question.
[06:08:01]  Wait for it.
[06:08:02]  Okay.
[06:08:02]  Oh, wait.
[06:08:04]  I really hope you ask.
[06:08:05]  Okay, well, I'll probably ask it.
[06:08:08]  What country is directly north of Mexico?
[06:08:12]  Us.
[06:08:14]  United States.
[06:08:16]  How many months are in a year?
[06:08:18]  12.
[06:08:20]  How many hours are in a day?
[06:08:21]  24 hours.
[06:08:22]  How many minutes are in an hour?
[06:08:24]  60.
[06:08:24]  How many seconds are in a minute?
[06:08:26]  60.
[06:08:27]  How many sides does a triangle have?
[06:08:30]  Three.
[06:08:31]  How many seconds?
[06:08:32]  Wait, I already asked that.
[06:08:34]  What do you call a shape with five sides?
[06:08:39]  A pentagon.
[06:08:41]  What do you call a shape with eight sides?
[06:08:43]  Octagon.
[06:08:45]  What country gifted the Statue of Liberty to the USA, Chloe?
[06:08:52]  I'm not sure.
[06:08:54]  Guess France.
[06:09:00]  That was a damn good guess.
[06:09:02]  Damn, good guess.
[06:09:03]  All right.
[06:09:05]  What gas do humans breathe in to survive?
[06:09:11]  Oxygen.
[06:09:13]  You are correct.
[06:09:14]  What's the bigger, there's like a bigger molecule, though, that we break down.
[06:09:18]  Well, we breathe in more than just oxygen, but nitrogen.
[06:09:21]  Like, we're not breathing pure oxygen, but what gas do plants absorb from the air?
[06:09:28]  Isn't that like carbon dioxide or something like that?
[06:09:30]  What organ pumps blood through your body?
[06:09:33]  Heart.
[06:09:34]  What continent is Brazil in?
[06:09:46]  Can you teach me, Brian?
[06:09:51]  Oh, boy.
[06:09:55]  Here, I'll give you a hint.
[06:09:58]  South of us, Mexico.
[06:10:05]  The Mexican continent.
[06:10:09]  What is the continent that Brazil is in?
[06:10:14]  Like, is it Africa?
[06:10:15]  New Mexico?
[06:10:16]  New Mexico.
[06:10:17]  It's in this United States state of New Mexico.
[06:10:22]  You went from country to state.
[06:10:25]  I was asking, you went down in size.
[06:10:28]  That's interesting.
[06:10:30]  What continent is Brazil in?
[06:10:37]  Africa.
[06:10:40]  You are correct.
[06:10:41]  It is.
[06:10:41]  Brazil is in Africa.
[06:10:43]  Yes, it is an African country.
[06:10:47]  Brazil?
[06:10:52]  Yes.
[06:10:53]  Yeah.
[06:10:54]  What language?
[06:10:55]  Just curious.
[06:10:56]  Oh, here's a good one.
[06:10:57]  Chloe, what language do they speak in Brazil?
[06:11:01]  Spanish.
[06:11:02]  Brazilian.
[06:11:07]  Neither, none of the above.
[06:11:12]  What language do they speak in Brazil?
[06:11:14]  Portuguese 300 IQ there from Gabby.
[06:11:19]  W Gabby.
[06:11:20]  W Gabby in the chat.
[06:11:21]  She knows what language they speak.
[06:11:25]  In Brazil.
[06:11:28]  Wait, Chloe, what language do they speak in Portugal?
[06:11:32]  Portuguese.
[06:11:33]  Well done.
[06:11:34]  What?
[06:11:35]  I'm just going to pick on Chloe for a bit, I guess.
[06:11:37]  What continent is Egypt in?
[06:11:42]  india india is a country India is a country, Chloe.
[06:11:53]  What continent?
[06:11:54]  Continent.
[06:11:56]  Africa.
[06:11:57]  Wait, Chloe, name all seven continents.
[06:12:02]  Africa, America.
[06:12:07]  You got to be more specific.
[06:12:08]  South America, North America.
[06:12:10]  Okay, that's three.
[06:12:13]  Um, China.
[06:12:17]  Nope.
[06:12:18]  No.
[06:12:19]  Nope, that's not a continent.
[06:12:21]  That's a continent.
[06:12:22]  Asia, Asia.
[06:12:23]  Okay, four, three more.
[06:12:25]  India?
[06:12:26]  No.
[06:12:27]  That's also in Asia.
[06:12:29]  Africa?
[06:12:31]  Didn't she say that?
[06:12:32]  Yeah, I don't know, but there would be more.
[06:12:38]  Where do white people come from?
[06:12:40]  Europe.
[06:12:42]  Where do Australian people come from?
[06:12:44]  Australia.
[06:12:45]  And where does Santa?
[06:12:46]  Where do penguins come from?
[06:12:48]  The North Pole.
[06:12:55]  What is the ice thing that's down there?
[06:12:59]  What's that?
[06:13:00]  Alaska.
[06:13:02]  Yes, Alaska is down south.
[06:13:05]  That is correct.
[06:13:07]  We have a TTS here and then I'll do more.
[06:13:09]  Thank you, Eric.
[06:13:10]  Eric Moccus donated $69.
[06:13:13]  Shout out to big wheelchair Robert and Jessica Albert.
[06:13:17]  Can you ask the Volan what a woman is?
[06:13:19]  Can Brian put on a bikini and enter the women's bathroom?
[06:13:23]  Would that be okay?
[06:13:25]  I don't think anybody wants to see me in the woman.
[06:13:29]  Okay, we'll ask that super quick.
[06:13:31]  What is a woman?
[06:13:34]  Me or a girl that has a vagina and that can have children.
[06:13:46]  I don't know like the proper way to say it, but it's like your DNA.
[06:13:51]  XX?
[06:13:52]  Yeah, XX chromosomes.
[06:13:54]  Is a female?
[06:13:56]  Yeah, pretty much that.
[06:13:57]  XX chromosomes.
[06:13:59]  Move your mic that way, like two inches.
[06:14:01]  What about you?
[06:14:02]  Adult human-female.
[06:14:04]  Biological human-female.
[06:14:07]  Female and has female reproduct a human with female reproductive parts.
[06:14:16]  Yeah.
[06:14:17]  All right.
[06:14:18]  Eric, thank you very much for your TTS.
[06:14:21]  What continent is Japan in?
[06:14:25]  Asia.
[06:14:26]  You had to get one of them, right?

=== Human Biology Quiz (06:50) ===

[06:14:27]  I guess.
[06:14:28]  How many dimes make a dollar?
[06:14:31]  Ten.
[06:14:32]  What is the capital of France?
[06:14:36]  Paris.
[06:14:37]  What is the capital of Japan?
[06:14:39]  Oh, geez.
[06:14:40]  I have Tokyo, maybe?
[06:14:42]  I'm just thinking of random Japanese.
[06:14:45]  Chloe, what country is immediately south of the United States?
[06:14:54]  Mexico?
[06:14:57]  You are correct, but also.
[06:14:58]  One fatality.
[06:15:02]  Let's see.
[06:15:03]  What is a thousand divided by ten, Chloe?
[06:15:11]  Anything with numbers.
[06:15:13]  I think she'll do good.
[06:15:15]  Chloe, if today is Monday, what day is it in three days?
[06:15:23]  Why are you pointing that way?
[06:15:25]  Just.
[06:15:25]  I'm looking at you.
[06:15:27]  Oh, okay.
[06:15:28]  That's good.
[06:15:31]  Tuesday, Wednesday.
[06:15:34]  Yeah, what day is it?
[06:15:36]  Monday, I guess.
[06:15:37]  So on Monday, three days later, it's still Monday, or it's Monday again.
[06:15:44]  So it's Thursday.
[06:15:46]  Yes, you are correct.
[06:15:49]  If you have three quarters, how much money do you have?
[06:15:53]  75 cents.
[06:15:55]  How many nickels make a dollar for Kayla?
[06:16:00]  Oh, my God.
[06:16:00]  I'm so brain dead right now.
[06:16:01]  You got this, Kayla.
[06:16:03]  Quick, you got this.
[06:16:04]  Quick.
[06:16:04]  Kayla, there's nothing in the head.
[06:16:06]  Pressure on you.
[06:16:06]  There's nothing in my head.
[06:16:07]  There's nothing in my head.
[06:16:08]  You got this.
[06:16:08]  Whatever 100 divided by 5 is.
[06:16:10]  25?
[06:16:11]  I don't know.
[06:16:11]  25?
[06:16:13]  Final answer?
[06:16:14]  Sure.
[06:16:15]  Is it 25, chat?
[06:16:16]  I don't, what is it?
[06:16:17]  Is it 25?
[06:16:19]  25?
[06:16:20]  How many nickels are my quarter?
[06:16:21]  How many quarters?
[06:16:26]  6.
[06:16:31]  How many nickels make a dollar is the question?
[06:16:35]  You got this, Kayla.
[06:16:36]  K-Dog.
[06:16:37]  Oh, my God.
[06:16:37]  K-Dog.
[06:16:38]  What even is a nickel?
[06:16:39]  Okay, fine.
[06:16:40]  Quick, quick, quick.
[06:16:41]  K-Dog, you got this.
[06:16:42]  Listen.
[06:16:44]  KV.
[06:16:45]  KV.
[06:16:46]  KV, let's go.
[06:16:47]  You didn't feed us.
[06:16:48]  I'm hungry and tired.
[06:16:52]  How many nickels?
[06:16:53]  Okay, so.
[06:16:54]  I'm just gonna get you guys out early so you don't even have to worry about that, you know what I'm saying?
[06:17:01]  It's 20.
[06:17:02]  Correct.
[06:17:04]  Chloe, what is 50% of 200?
[06:17:07]  100.
[06:17:08]  What is 10% of 100?
[06:17:11]  10.
[06:17:12]  What is 5 times 5?
[06:17:14]  25.
[06:17:15]  What is 12 divided by 3?
[06:17:18]  3.
[06:17:20]  Huh?
[06:17:21]  12 divided by.
[06:17:24]  I don't know.
[06:17:25]  I would love to learn.
[06:17:29]  I'm just curious how do you sit like I just you're You're like a contortionist.
[06:17:37]  My back is hurting me, seriously.
[06:17:39]  Oh.
[06:17:41]  But I'm like chilling right here, and you always tell me to come closer.
[06:17:44]  Well, yeah, for the microphone.
[06:17:46]  How would you rather me sit?
[06:17:48]  I feel like you should turn that way just a tad.
[06:17:50]  That's better.
[06:17:51]  Yeah.
[06:17:52]  So you're like, you're faced more towards the camera, basically.
[06:17:56]  So 100 divide by 4.
[06:18:08]  100 divided by 4.
[06:18:10]  What goes into 100 four times?
[06:18:17]  25.
[06:18:20]  Good job.
[06:18:20]  15 plus 35?
[06:18:26]  six um 70.
[06:18:33]  what is 90 minus 45?
[06:18:37]  Um, 25.
[06:18:41]  I don't know.
[06:18:44]  I honestly, you should teach me, Brian, after this.
[06:18:47]  Oh, my gosh.
[06:18:48]  The U.S. education system failed.
[06:18:50]  Honestly, I needed to.
[06:18:51]  Failed, Chloe.
[06:18:52]  Not true.
[06:18:53]  I was homeschooled, actually.
[06:18:54]  That's why I'm stupid.
[06:18:56]  Well, that's another bag of worms.
[06:19:02]  Hey every 2009 donated $69.
[06:19:06]  Thanks, man.
[06:19:06]  Chloe and Kayla, what is the longest word you know?
[06:19:10]  Kayla, you can go first.
[06:19:11]  Oh, I don't know how to pronounce it.
[06:19:12]  It's like anti-destablishmentarianism or something like that.
[06:19:18]  Chloe, longest word?
[06:19:21]  You know?
[06:19:21]  Clavicular.
[06:19:23]  Oh, my gosh.
[06:19:25]  Crazy.
[06:19:27]  Hold on.
[06:19:29]  I got another one.
[06:19:31]  Corey Trevorson donated $69.
[06:19:34]  Me, sucky, sucky, long time, long time.
[06:19:38]  Yes.
[06:19:39]  Big Charlie Kirk is legend.
[06:19:41]  Can you ask the girls if they think he was a good guy?
[06:19:44]  Lots of lips think he was racist, which is crazy.
[06:19:48]  Woke is a problem.
[06:19:50]  Just raise your hands if you think he was a good guy.
[06:19:53]  Okay, everybody.
[06:19:54]  We got a pretty reasonable panel tonight.
[06:19:57]  All right.
[06:19:59]  How many branches of U.S. government are there?
[06:20:03]  Three.
[06:20:05]  Final answer?
[06:20:06]  Yeah, I don't know.
[06:20:06]  Okay.
[06:20:08]  Name one branch of the U.S. government.
[06:20:12]  Legislative.
[06:20:13]  I have no idea.
[06:20:17]  Executive.
[06:20:19]  House of Reps?
[06:20:21]  I don't know.
[06:20:22]  I don't even know what's I don't even know.
[06:20:24]  Well, you have the executive, you have the legislative.
[06:20:27]  There's one left.
[06:20:28]  What's it called?
[06:20:28]  Oh, so I got three right.
[06:20:30]  You didn't say any of those.
[06:20:32]  They said those.
[06:20:33]  Three.
[06:20:34]  Yeah, there are three.
[06:20:35]  But yeah, I don't know.
[06:20:36]  What's the final branch?
[06:20:37]  So legislative, what was the executive?
[06:20:40]  And there's one more.
[06:20:41]  The Senate?
[06:20:42]  No, that would be the government.
[06:20:44]  I don't know.
[06:20:46]  Sorry.
[06:20:48]  Okay.
[06:20:50]  What?
[06:20:51]  How many stars are on the U.S. flag, Chloe?
[06:21:01]  I'm not sure, but...
[06:21:05]  Oh, she's fucking counting it.
[06:21:08]  She's counting the flag.
[06:21:09]  That's actually clever.
[06:21:10]  That's quite clever, Chloe.
[06:21:13]  Just guess, though, you can't count.
[06:21:15]  50 for 50 states.
[06:21:17]  Well done.

=== The Declaration of Independence (03:12) ===

[06:21:18]  What document begins with we the people?
[06:21:22]  Declaration of Independence.
[06:21:24]  Final answer.
[06:21:25]  Yeah.
[06:21:26]  What century are we in?
[06:21:27]  21st.
[06:21:29]  What galaxy do we live in?
[06:21:31]  Oh my god, that was the question that I researched.
[06:21:37]  It's the Milky Way.
[06:21:39]  Well done, Chloe.
[06:21:40]  Well done.
[06:21:41]  Well done.
[06:21:42]  How many in one dozen?
[06:21:44]  12.
[06:21:45]  How many in the Baker's dozen?
[06:21:46]  13.
[06:21:47]  How many months in a decade?
[06:21:50]  Months in a decade.
[06:21:51]  In a decade.
[06:21:52]  Yeah.
[06:21:52]  Oh my gosh.
[06:21:53]  Quick maths.
[06:21:54]  120.
[06:21:56]  You are correct.
[06:21:58]  What year was the U.S. founded?
[06:22:02]  1888.
[06:22:05]  I don't know.
[06:22:06]  I'm coming back to you.
[06:22:07]  Chloe.
[06:22:09]  Don't even ask me that.
[06:22:10]  I don't know.
[06:22:11]  1776?
[06:22:15]  I blanked.
[06:22:17]  Throw out the year.
[06:22:18]  Give us a year.
[06:22:19]  1990s?
[06:22:20]  1990s.
[06:22:21]  1996.
[06:22:22]  No, 1774?
[06:22:24]  1844?
[06:22:26]  1776?
[06:22:27]  1776.
[06:22:28]  It is 1776.
[06:22:32]  I don't remember.
[06:22:33]  What country did the U.S. gain its independence from, Chloe? I said to her.
[06:22:44]  No, not yet.
[06:22:46]  Chloe?
[06:22:48]  What country?
[06:22:50]  What is the question?
[06:22:52]  What country did the US gain its independence from?
[06:22:57]  Europe.
[06:22:59]  america the europe is a country America is a country.
[06:23:11]  The U.S. gained its independence from itself?
[06:23:16]  I don't know how to answer the question.
[06:23:19]  I'm sorry.
[06:23:24]  new england you what yes actually that is correct um The United States gained its independence from the New English.
[06:23:40]  British.
[06:23:40]  Are they British?
[06:23:42]  Britain?
[06:23:43]  I don't know what's going on.
[06:23:44]  I'm from New England.
[06:23:46]  From New England.
[06:23:48]  They freed themselves from the New England Patriots, actually.
[06:23:52]  The football team.
[06:23:54]  The United States freed itself from the football team.
[06:23:59]  Thank God.
[06:24:00]  Called the Patriots.
[06:24:01]  Okay, we had, how many, wait.
[06:24:08]  What?
[06:24:09]  Oh, who was the first president of the USA?
[06:24:16]  No way.
[06:24:17]  Come on.
[06:24:18]  Chloe, come on.
[06:24:20]  ridiculous um wait can you guys do me a favor Can I have you guys shift down seats just that way a little bit?

=== First US President Revealed (11:37) ===

[06:24:30]  And then, Chloe, move your mic along.
[06:24:32]  Scoot, scoot, scoot.
[06:24:34]  Yeah, just trying to get you in frame.
[06:24:38]  George Bush.
[06:24:45]  That's an epic answer.
[06:24:48]  George.
[06:24:48]  She had the first part down.
[06:24:50]  George Bush?
[06:24:52]  George Washington.
[06:24:53]  George Bush, Jr. or senior?
[06:24:56]  Which George Bush?
[06:24:57]  H.W. I'm thinking of George Washington.
[06:25:00]  All right.
[06:25:02]  Okay.
[06:25:04]  What country is the Great Wall of China in?
[06:25:08]  China.
[06:25:10]  Final answer?
[06:25:10]  Asia.
[06:25:11]  Final answer?
[06:25:13]  China.
[06:25:14]  Final answer?
[06:25:14]  Yeah.
[06:25:16]  You are correct.
[06:25:18]  How many inches in a foot?
[06:25:21]  12.
[06:25:22]  How many seasons are there?
[06:25:24]  Four.
[06:25:24]  How many days in a year?
[06:25:26]  365.
[06:25:27]  How many letters in the alphabet?
[06:25:30]  I don't know.
[06:25:31]  Throw out the number.
[06:25:36]  20. 20. 20.
[06:25:43]  How many letters in the alphabet?
[06:25:45]  26.
[06:25:46]  Is it 26?
[06:25:47]  Did they add?
[06:25:48]  I feel like they might have added one maybe at some point on the 28th.
[06:25:52]  28?
[06:25:53]  I think that how many days of the week end with the letter Y?
[06:26:01]  Three.
[06:26:02]  Three?
[06:26:02]  Which ones?
[06:26:04]  Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
[06:26:08]  And the other ones end with a W.
[06:26:13]  They all do.
[06:26:14]  There you go.
[06:26:16]  What?
[06:26:17]  I'm just picking on Chloe tonight, I guess.
[06:26:19]  What language do the people in Idaho speak?
[06:26:24]  English.
[06:26:26]  English.
[06:26:26]  Are you sure?
[06:26:28]  Okay.
[06:26:29]  Yeah.
[06:26:29]  What ocean is California next to?
[06:26:35]  Atlantic.
[06:26:44]  How many years are in a decade?
[06:26:48]  10.
[06:26:49]  How many are in a century?
[06:26:51]  100.
[06:26:52]  If a dozen eggs cost $3, how much is each egg?
[06:26:55]  $3.
[06:27:00]  Sorry.
[06:27:00]  It's a $36.
[06:27:04]  I didn't understand that question.
[06:27:08]  If a dozen eggs, what's a dozen?
[06:27:11]  $12.
[06:27:12]  If a dozen eggs cost $3, how much is each egg?
[06:27:17]  I'm not sure how to answer that question.
[06:27:19]  I'm not good at fractions.
[06:27:21]  With math.
[06:27:22]  Preferably.
[06:27:27]  If a dozen eggs cost $3, how much is each egg?
[06:27:30]  40 cents.
[06:27:31]  Okay.
[06:27:32]  Yeah, yeah.
[06:27:33]  Just want to hear possible some other answers.
[06:27:35]  Oh, geez.
[06:27:37]  I don't even remember what the question it was.
[06:27:39]  Yeah, I'll repeat it.
[06:27:40]  That's fine.
[06:27:40]  If a dozen eggs cost $3, how much is each egg?
[06:27:44]  Oh, geez.
[06:27:50]  Like 36 cents?
[06:27:51]  36, sure.
[06:27:53]  Quarter?
[06:27:55]  A quarter.
[06:27:56]  What do you think?
[06:27:57]  What do you think?
[06:27:57]  Quarter.
[06:27:58]  Quarter, Kayla?
[06:27:59]  Too much brain power for me.
[06:28:00]  You got that, Kayla?
[06:28:01]  Throw something out.
[06:28:02]  Throw something out.
[06:28:03]  45 cents.
[06:28:04]  45 cents.
[06:28:05]  I think I was just going to put 25 cents.
[06:28:07]  I was trying to do division in my head.
[06:28:11]  Going back to you, it seems like you might wanted to revise your answer.
[06:28:15]  No, I think 40?
[06:28:17]  I think, I don't know.
[06:28:18]  40 cents each egg.
[06:28:21]  12 eggs divided by $3.
[06:28:23]  I don't know how much that is.
[06:28:27]  Wait, 12 eggs divided by $3.
[06:28:29]  Or $3 divided by 12 eggs.
[06:28:31]  I don't know how much that is.
[06:28:33]  I'm hungry.
[06:28:34]  I want pizza.
[06:28:43]  Wow.
[06:28:44]  Okay.
[06:28:49]  Um...
[06:28:49]  What was the answer?
[06:28:51]  25 cents.
[06:28:52]  Oh my god.
[06:28:54]  What?
[06:28:55]  Oh, Chloe.
[06:28:56]  What is the closest star to Earth?
[06:28:59]  The sun.
[06:29:02]  I'm surprised you got that one, to be honest.
[06:29:06]  Chloe, what year, do you know what year the War of 1812 started?
[06:29:12]  I don't know that much about history, but I would love if Brian would teach me.
[06:29:19]  Your answer?
[06:29:20]  The War of 1812?
[06:29:22]  Yeah, what year did it start?
[06:29:24]  Probably 1812.
[06:29:26]  Probably.
[06:29:27]  What, Chloe, what country is the Panama Canal in?
[06:29:32]  Country.
[06:29:33]  What country is it in?
[06:29:34]  I've never heard of that before.
[06:29:36]  What country is it in, though?
[06:29:38]  I don't know what that is.
[06:29:39]  Well, it's a canal.
[06:29:41]  What country is it in?
[06:29:42]  Probably Africa, is that right?
[06:29:51]  Uh...
[06:29:52]  What country is the Panama Canal in?
[06:29:54]  Africa.
[06:29:56]  Africa.
[06:30:07]  Africa?
[06:30:08]  Sure.
[06:30:10]  So that's a continent.
[06:30:13]  Tell me a country.
[06:30:15]  So I was wrong earlier.
[06:30:17]  I knew it.
[06:30:18]  What country is the Panama Canal in?
[06:30:21]  Panama.
[06:30:25]  I'm going to say Panama.
[06:30:27]  Panama.
[06:30:28]  You guys are correct.
[06:30:28]  It is Panama.
[06:30:30]  How much is a quarter of an hour?
[06:30:38]  Quarter of an hour.
[06:30:41]  I don't know what a quarter of an hour is.
[06:30:44]  Well, like, think about it like this, right?
[06:30:46]  A quarter of a dollar.
[06:30:49]  So a quarter of an hour is 25 minutes.
[06:30:55]  You're so spot on.
[06:30:57]  What do you think?
[06:30:57]  Just, I want to hear another answer.
[06:30:59]  She's probably right.
[06:31:00]  15 minutes.
[06:31:03]  That is correct.
[06:31:05]  Where did the attack on Pearl Harbor take place, Chloe?
[06:31:10]  I just said I need a history lesson from Brian.
[06:31:16]  Okay.
[06:31:18]  Guess.
[06:31:20]  What's the question?
[06:31:21]  Where did the attack on Pearl Harbor take place?
[06:31:24]  British.
[06:31:27]  British.
[06:31:28]  That's not even a country.
[06:31:34]  Tell me where.
[06:31:35]  Where did the attack on Pearl Harbor take place?
[06:31:39]  London.
[06:31:44]  In London.
[06:31:46]  I don't know.
[06:31:47]  And that's how the British entered the war against Germany.
[06:31:53]  Was Pearl Harbor?
[06:31:55]  I think she's playing.
[06:31:57]  Pearl Harbor.
[06:31:59]  No, I think this is Chloe.
[06:32:02]  Pearl Harbor is a place just outside of London.
[06:32:08]  So I was right?
[06:32:09]  Yes, you are correct.
[06:32:12]  And he was bombed by the Germans, which caused them to enter World War II.
[06:32:20]  Okay.
[06:32:22]  What is 34 plus 66?
[06:32:26]  Why do you keep asking me?
[06:32:28]  I'm just picking on you.
[06:32:28]  You're the funniest, I guess.
[06:32:32]  34 plus 66.
[06:32:45]  Your boobs won't help you.
[06:32:47]  She's looking down in her boobs.
[06:32:48]  I don't know.
[06:32:50]  You made me lose my chain of thought.
[06:32:52]  I threw off the counting.
[06:32:54]  My bad.
[06:32:55]  I don't know.
[06:32:57]  I don't know.
[06:32:58]  Throw it out.
[06:32:59]  Throw out a number.
[06:33:00]  34 plus 66.
[06:33:01]  100.
[06:33:02]  How much?
[06:33:03]  100 and 7.
[06:33:07]  You are correct.
[06:33:08]  That is.
[06:33:08]  I'm proud of you.
[06:33:10]  What country, Chloe, did the Vietnam War happen in?
[06:33:17]  Vietnam.
[06:33:19]  Yeah, what country did the Vietnam War happen in?
[06:33:23]  Oh, what do you think?
[06:33:26]  What happened?
[06:33:26]  What country did the Vietnam War happen in?
[06:33:29]  Vietnam.
[06:33:30]  Final answer?
[06:33:31]  Final answer.
[06:33:33]  Vietnam.
[06:33:36]  You guys are correct.
[06:33:37]  Congratulations.
[06:33:38]  We have some TTS coming through.
[06:33:40]  Let me pull those super quick.
[06:33:47]  I have Mike Hunt.
[06:33:48]  Oh, my God.
[06:33:48]  Mike Hunt.
[06:33:51]  Second girl in purple is definition of 10.
[06:33:54]  Oh.
[06:33:54]  Brian, you could get any girl probably if you wanted LaMal.
[06:33:58]  I don't know about that.
[06:33:58]  Can you ask the ladies who their select crushes Lamal?
[06:34:02]  Sure, just blurt it out super quick.
[06:34:05]  Um, clavicular.
[06:34:08]  Oh, my gosh.
[06:34:09]  Okay.
[06:34:10]  D. Scuddy.
[06:34:12]  Wait.
[06:34:14]  Who the fuck is that guy?
[06:34:16]  D. Scuddy?
[06:34:17]  Yeah, he's sexy.
[06:34:19]  I'm a Google this guy, but continue on.
[06:34:22]  I think I already said mine, Vico Mortensen.
[06:34:24]  I already said mine too, but Tom Hardy.
[06:34:27]  Ed Norton.
[06:34:28]  Jan.
[06:34:29]  Kevin Kosner.
[06:34:32]  I don't have one.
[06:34:35]  Edward Norton.
[06:34:36]  Ed Norton?
[06:34:37]  Yeah.
[06:34:37]  From like American History X, when he was a Nazi or Fight Club.
[06:34:43]  He was hot in that too, actually.
[06:34:45]  Would you, would you?
[06:34:47]  Is that your pass?
[06:34:48]  Is that your hall pass in your marriage?
[06:34:50]  Like, would you be able to smash Ed Norton?
[06:34:56]  Yeah, I probably would.
[06:34:59]  All right.
[06:35:01]  Dee Scuddy?
[06:35:02]  How the fuck do you have Dees?
[06:35:05]  Oh, the bodybuilder guy.
[06:35:07]  Yeah.
[06:35:07]  Bodybuilder?
[06:35:08]  He is bodybuilder.
[06:35:08]  Dylan Salva.
[06:35:09]  Yeah.
[06:35:10]  Okay.
[06:35:11]  Oh, you're in a muscles.
[06:35:12]  Like, you like, because you said your boyfriend has, like, big muscles.
[06:35:15]  Yeah, he's just like muscles, huh?
[06:35:17]  Yeah.
[06:35:19]  Some guy donated $69.
[06:35:21]  Thank you.
[06:35:22]  In recent years, there have been declassified government files on UFO encounters.
[06:35:27]  If aliens are real, what do you think they want with us?
[06:35:31]  Also, Chloe is doing so well.
[06:35:33]  Good girl.
[06:35:34]  That's nice.
[06:35:36]  That's nice.
[06:35:37]  Thank you, some guy.
[06:35:38]  I appreciate it.
[06:35:39]  I like how it read good girl though.
[06:35:42]  What do they want?
[06:35:44]  What do the aliens want from us?
[06:35:46]  Would you guys get with an alien?
[06:35:49]  I don't know.
[06:35:50]  I would definitely, like a humanoid kind of alien a little bit.
[06:35:54]  I would, I would smash.
[06:35:55]  I think I would too.
[06:35:56]  I'd have better luck, probably.
[06:35:58]  Yeah, you definitely would.
[06:36:00]  Like a Star Trek alien, like a Klingon?
[06:36:03]  I don't know, to be honest.
[06:36:05]  Like the aliens from Independence Day?

=== Alien Encounters and Decades (05:26) ===

[06:36:07]  Nah.
[06:36:08]  Alien from Aliens.
[06:36:10]  According to the.
[06:36:11]  But like an avatar?
[06:36:12]  Oh, yeah.
[06:36:12]  Was that the comedy?
[06:36:13]  Don't they just fuck with their hairband or no?
[06:36:16]  Alien was 40 labels.
[06:36:17]  How did they use their aliens?
[06:36:18]  They used like their tails or something.
[06:36:21]  I thought they used the.
[06:36:22]  I think they're demons.
[06:36:24]  The avatars?
[06:36:26]  The aliens.
[06:36:28]  Oh, demons.
[06:36:28]  You think they're demons?
[06:36:30]  Interesting.
[06:36:30]  Okay.
[06:36:33]  I'm just thinking like a hot alien, you know?
[06:36:38]  There's that movie, Species.
[06:36:40]  Sexy Alien.
[06:36:41]  She ended up killing the guys.
[06:36:43]  Hmm.
[06:36:44]  Anyways.
[06:36:45]  Okay.
[06:36:46]  What else we have?
[06:36:48]  Asked about the Vietnam War.
[06:36:50]  Chloe, what?
[06:36:51]  You know what?
[06:36:52]  Kari.
[06:36:52]  100 minus 66.
[06:36:54]  34.
[06:36:56]  What is 100 minus 34?
[06:37:12]  You got this, Chloe.
[06:37:14]  I don't know.
[06:37:25]  Okay.
[06:37:27]  What is 100 minus 34?
[06:37:30]  66.
[06:37:31]  Who is the current U.S. president?
[06:37:33]  Donald Trump.
[06:37:35]  Who was the U.S. president before Trump?
[06:37:38]  Obama.
[06:37:41]  I know.
[06:37:42]  I mean the first, she's not wrong.
[06:37:46]  Biden was our president.
[06:37:50]  We're a very here.
[06:37:51]  Name Chloe, name the last three presidents, Donald Trump in order to Biden and then Obama.
[06:38:02]  Yeah, what is Chloe?
[06:38:03]  What is 77 plus 33?
[06:38:06]  Don't ask me anymore.
[06:38:07]  What is 77 plus 33 110?
[06:38:12]  Final answer, sure you are correct okay uh, if you were?
[06:38:18]  Oh okay Chloe, if you were born 10 years ago, how old would you be today?
[06:38:23]  If I was born 10 years ago?
[06:38:25]  Yeah, so you're currently 19, right?
[06:38:27]  Yeah, so 29 29, what the fuck?
[06:38:41]  How did you go in?
[06:38:42]  I would be 10 years old.
[06:38:46]  If you were born 10 years ago.
[06:38:48]  How old would you be today?
[06:38:49]  10, okay.
[06:38:50]  How many World Wars were there?
[06:38:53]  three oh i mean there's about to be three all right uh everybody's gonna answer this one What decade?
[06:39:10]  And when I say so, I'm looking for 1810s 1920s, 1750s.
[06:39:17]  What decade was World War?
[06:39:19]  I, I don't know.
[06:39:23]  Yes, you got to just guess 1860s.
[06:39:25]  Just throw out a decade.
[06:39:28]  What's the vibe?
[06:39:29]  What's the vibe like?
[06:39:31]  What's the vibe of when World War?
[06:39:33]  I could have been 1840 1840s okay, what about you?
[06:39:39]  1810 1810s, there you go.
[06:39:41]  1910s, okay.
[06:39:42]  1930s 1930s 1910s 1910s 1810 1810 1910s 1910s okay, what was the primary decade?
[06:39:53]  Because it.
[06:39:53]  There was overlap between like two decades, but the the primary decade.
[06:39:57]  What was the primary decade of World War II?
[06:40:02]  I don't even understand well.
[06:40:03]  What did you say for World War One 1810s?
[06:40:06]  So obviously, look, I'll be fair.
[06:40:08]  I'll give you a hint.
[06:40:09]  World War II happened after World War I.
[06:40:15]  So it's after 1810s.
[06:40:18]  1920.
[06:40:20]  1920, okay.
[06:40:22]  1930.
[06:40:23]  1930?
[06:40:24]  1940s.
[06:40:24]  1940s?
[06:40:25]  1940s.
[06:40:26]  Okay.
[06:40:26]  1940s.
[06:40:30]  Okay.
[06:40:31]  I see.
[06:40:32]  I see.
[06:40:34]  Oh, name.
[06:40:36]  Name one Allied power, one Axis power from World War II.
[06:40:41]  I'll give you two.
[06:40:42]  Okay, so one Allied power was the USA.
[06:40:46]  One Axis power was Germany.
[06:40:48]  Is it China?
[06:41:06]  Or which one?
[06:41:08]  Either one.
[06:41:13]  Well, technically, it's got to be one of them, right?
[06:41:19]  What was a question?
[06:41:21]  Yeah, sorry.
[06:41:21]  One Allied power, one Axis power from World War II.
[06:41:27]  Oh, an allied would be the UK, and Axis is Italy.

=== One Percent Under One Percent (15:36) ===

[06:41:33]  Anybody?
[06:41:34]  Chloe?
[06:41:35]  No?
[06:41:35]  No?
[06:41:35]  Okay.
[06:41:37]  Okay, then.
[06:41:38]  Let's see here.
[06:41:40]  Name three Kardashians.
[06:41:45]  Kendall?
[06:41:46]  Oh, she's not a Kardashian.
[06:41:48]  Well, Jenners are fine.
[06:41:49]  Jenners is going to be included.
[06:41:52]  Kim Kardashian, Chloe Kardashian, and Robert Kardashian.
[06:42:00]  Other ones that she didn't name?
[06:42:03]  If you can.
[06:42:05]  Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, and Courtney Kardashian.
[06:42:14]  Yep.
[06:42:15]  Good times.
[06:42:16]  Good times.
[06:42:18]  Let's see.
[06:42:19]  Do you guys think that men are looking for a mom instead of a girlfriend/slash wife?
[06:42:26]  Something.
[06:42:27]  Like, am I?
[06:42:27]  Sometimes.
[06:42:28]  Am I looking for a mom or a mommy?
[06:42:30]  Something else.
[06:42:31]  Instead of a wife or girlfriend or whatever.
[06:42:34]  That would be more.
[06:42:35]  Because I want her to cook.
[06:42:36]  I want her to clean.
[06:42:37]  I want her to do my laundry on the first date.
[06:42:40]  I want to do all these things.
[06:42:41]  You know, I want her vacuum.
[06:42:44]  I think some women might feel that way, depending on like, you know, what they're looking for.
[06:42:52]  More like a maid.
[06:42:55]  That's hot.
[06:42:56]  Not going.
[06:42:58]  Okay.
[06:43:02]  Okay.
[06:43:03]  What percentage of this is for going around the table?
[06:43:05]  What percentage of men do you think are over six feet?
[06:43:10]  I'm um you said earlier that it was above average, so probably 30 percent of men.
[06:43:24]  Okay, 10 percent.
[06:43:26]  Five uh, I'm gonna go with five.
[06:43:30]  Now fifteen, twenty fifteen, what percentage of men make at least one million dollars a year?
[06:43:38]  Um, under one percent.
[06:43:42]  Four percent, two percent, i'm gonna go with, like point five percent.
[06:43:51]  Yeah, under under one percent.
[06:43:54]  One percent under one percent.
[06:43:56]  What percent of men have yachts?
[06:44:01]  Um, every guy I know.
[06:44:06]  Oh, my gosh no, give us a percent.
[06:44:10]  Um, under one percent, like point two percent, i'd say under one percent also, probably point one percent.
[06:44:22]  Yeah, point zero zero, one percent.
[06:44:27]  Point two percent under one percent.
[06:44:30]  Do any of you keep a list of all the men you've been with?
[06:44:34]  I just made one.
[06:44:35]  It's on your phone.
[06:44:37]  Yeah, do we.
[06:44:40]  What did you say?
[06:44:41]  Body count 12.
[06:44:42]  It was only 12, so it was pretty.
[06:44:43]  Do you recall all the names?
[06:44:45]  Like off the dome?
[06:44:46]  Yeah, I well, I had to write them down.
[06:44:47]  But yeah, just list them right now.
[06:44:49]  First name, no, because I know I know like two of them watch it and they'll know exactly, they'll know each other, they'll know and they know each other.
[06:44:57]  And it would be Eskimo brothers or whatever.
[06:44:59]  It would be some.
[06:45:00]  It would be some tea okay, anyone here ever had a threesome?
[06:45:04]  Just show of hands more than a threesome, like a foursome, fivesome plus okay.
[06:45:13]  Has anybody here ever had a roster?
[06:45:16]  What does that mean?
[06:45:17]  Dating multiple men at the same time?
[06:45:22]  How big was the roster?
[06:45:23]  Oh, I got I have like closer to mic mic Mic Mic Mike, three at once Chloe um, not having sex, but like dating, like going on dates?
[06:45:33]  Yeah, I have recently because I don't know all right, are you?
[06:45:43]  You know I was.
[06:45:44]  I was wondering, are you like toxic in a relationship?
[06:45:48]  I can't tell if you'd be toxic.
[06:45:51]  I think i'm really sweet, but if you like, fuck with me, like i'm gonna stop you what, I'm just kidding.
[06:46:03]  I think I can be toxic.
[06:46:06]  When I was in high school, I think I was.
[06:46:09]  But now that I'm a woman, I think I'm a little bit more chill.
[06:46:17]  All right.
[06:46:18]  Who here, and I'll answer this.
[06:46:20]  Have you ever slept with someone?
[06:46:21]  Just show of hands.
[06:46:22]  Have you ever slept with someone the same day you met them?
[06:46:27]  Yeah.
[06:46:28]  No?
[06:46:29]  Oh, yeah, I guess kind of.
[06:46:31]  Hey, Kayla, come on.
[06:46:32]  Kayla?
[06:46:32]  No?
[06:46:33]  No, not Kayla.
[06:46:35]  Chloe, same day.
[06:46:37]  Young gravy?
[06:46:40]  No.
[06:46:40]  Really?
[06:46:41]  Hmm.
[06:46:43]  What's the quickest you've ever slept with somebody?
[06:46:46]  I'm talking like, you know, from like three hours.
[06:46:48]  I've probably done under three hours, probably.
[06:46:52]  Once or twice.
[06:46:53]  I'm a virgin.
[06:46:54]  Two days.
[06:46:58]  Oh, I thought you said two days or two dates.
[06:47:02]  Has anyone had a ho phase?
[06:47:05]  I've had a ho phase.
[06:47:06]  Wasn't too bad.
[06:47:08]  Minor ho phase.
[06:47:10]  Like right now, I feel like I'm in my ho phase.
[06:47:14]  When's the last time you had sexual intercourse, Chloe?
[06:47:18]  Like a week ago.
[06:47:24]  Was it with the Twitch streamer guy?
[06:47:26]  Clavicular?
[06:47:30]  Okay.
[06:47:32]  Has anyone here ever hooked up with two guys in a 24-hour period?
[06:47:39]  Two guys, 24 hours?
[06:47:44]  Three guys?
[06:47:46]  Seven-day period?
[06:47:47]  No?
[06:47:49]  Okay.
[06:47:50]  Well, I'm trying to think.
[06:47:55]  Is it gay for a man to date a trans woman?
[06:47:57]  Yes.
[06:47:58]  Yes.
[06:48:00]  G-Dog.
[06:48:01]  Is it gay for a guy to date a trans woman?
[06:48:05]  Yeah.
[06:48:05]  Is it gay?
[06:48:06]  Yeah, it's gay.
[06:48:09]  Yeah.
[06:48:09]  Yeah, true.
[06:48:10]  Based.
[06:48:12]  W's in the chat for Gabby.
[06:48:13]  W's in the chat.
[06:48:15]  She's becoming a based conservative.
[06:48:19]  What even is liberal and conservative anymore?
[06:48:22]  What even is it anymore?
[06:48:24]  Who knows?
[06:48:24]  They don't even, they're not even real.
[06:48:26]  This is, it's not real.
[06:48:28]  If you could snap your finger and all men disappeared and women could reproduce without men, would any of you do it?
[06:48:35]  No.
[06:48:35]  Maybe they just get instead of like murking all men, they just get sent to an island.
[06:48:40]  No, and they don't stay there.
[06:48:42]  Or the flies.
[06:48:43]  They're going to end up building something there.
[06:48:46]  It'll be the best island and we'll probably go there.
[06:48:49]  For the perfect man, would you delete your Instagram?
[06:48:52]  Yeah, I would.
[06:48:53]  Yes, 100%.
[06:48:55]  Absolutely.
[06:48:57]  No.
[06:48:57]  What?
[06:48:58]  You want to delete your Instagram for your husband?
[06:49:00]  Your husband's delete your shit.
[06:49:02]  I'm fine.
[06:49:03]  Yes.
[06:49:04]  Yes.
[06:49:05]  For the perfect man, would you stop OnlyFans?
[06:49:08]  Yeah, I will.
[06:49:09]  That's just for you, I guess.
[06:49:10]  I would.
[06:49:12]  I hope that I get married.
[06:49:15]  Oh, boy.
[06:49:16]  All right.
[06:49:17]  What about the guy who you cracked a week ago?
[06:49:20]  Is that the one?
[06:49:23]  Maybe.
[06:49:26]  Okay.
[06:49:29]  Do he actually proposed to me.
[06:49:35]  So, and I said no.
[06:49:38]  And he's really rich.
[06:49:41]  I love that for you, Chloe.
[06:49:42]  Get it.
[06:49:44]  Does anybody here think white people are inherently racist?
[06:49:48]  Gabby?
[06:49:49]  I don't believe that, no.
[06:49:50]  Okay.
[06:49:51]  Damn, where's the fucking liberals tonight?
[06:49:52]  Fuck.
[06:49:54]  Hey, shit, it is what it is.
[06:49:58]  Do you guys think that there's male privilege?
[06:50:03]  No.
[06:50:04]  Anyone think there's male privilege?
[06:50:05]  Female privilege?
[06:50:06]  Yeah.
[06:50:07]  No, definitely.
[06:50:11]  Do you think I'm a misogynist?
[06:50:12]  Anybody?
[06:50:14]  No.
[06:50:14]  No.
[06:50:16]  Based and red-pilled?
[06:50:21]  A little bit.
[06:50:23]  A little bit.
[06:50:24]  Okay.
[06:50:26]  With a bow thing.
[06:50:27]  No.
[06:50:28]  Just kidding.
[06:50:29]  Yeah, yeah, I guess.
[06:50:31]  Hmm.
[06:50:32]  Okay, I think.
[06:50:33]  Oh, this is kind of fun.
[06:50:35]  Make a machine gun noise.
[06:50:40]  Rat ta-da.
[06:50:43]  What the fuck?
[06:50:47]  Nice thing.
[06:50:48]  She's like, I can't do anything.
[06:50:52]  There's too much mouthing going on.
[06:50:54]  Try it.
[06:50:58]  Do it.
[06:50:59]  One more try.
[06:50:59]  One more try.
[06:51:01]  Okay.
[06:51:02]  Make a machine gun noise.
[06:51:04]  Nice.
[06:51:06]  Pretty good.
[06:51:09]  Bro.
[06:51:10]  Come on, bro.
[06:51:14]  Wait, clipper Kayla, guys.
[06:51:16]  What?
[06:51:16]  Like, no.
[06:51:18]  You got this.
[06:51:18]  Kayla, come on.
[06:51:21]  Pew, pew, pew.
[06:51:24]  What the fuck?
[06:51:25]  That's like the most polite machine gun ever.
[06:51:28]  Pew, pew, pew, pew.
[06:51:29]  Look at me to cheek.
[06:51:31]  Should be proud of my self-control to not touch that.
[06:51:34]  Yeah, you did pretty good.
[06:51:39]  I'm hungry.
[06:51:42]  If your boyfriend or husband was wrongfully convicted, how long would you wait?
[06:51:48]  Wait for what?
[06:51:49]  How long was he in for?
[06:51:51]  What do we have the question?
[06:51:53]  I don't know.
[06:51:54]  It's a fucking question.
[06:51:55]  You rather get a BJ from a trans woman or get the COVID vaccine.
[06:52:04]  That's for you, obviously.
[06:52:06]  Fuck, that's tough.
[06:52:08]  Which one?
[06:52:09]  Come on.
[06:52:10]  Fuck.
[06:52:11]  Is it a hot trans woman?
[06:52:12]  What the fuck?
[06:52:13]  Yeah, that just went off the rails quickly.
[06:52:16]  Honestly, dude, take the BJ.
[06:52:20]  Can it be like a ladyboy or something?
[06:52:22]  Some of them are kind of convincing.
[06:52:24]  Fuck.
[06:52:25]  I do not want to.
[06:52:26]  You don't have to do the reach around.
[06:52:27]  No, wait, chat, chat.
[06:52:28]  Let me ask the chat first.
[06:52:29]  Would you rather get a BJ from a trans woman or get the COVID vaccine?
[06:52:43]  Is BJ winning?
[06:52:44]  Honestly, people are saying the vax.
[06:52:48]  No way.
[06:52:49]  Chat are saying the vax.
[06:52:51]  Nobody's saying the BJ.
[06:52:52]  Really?
[06:52:54]  Wow.
[06:52:55]  Really?
[06:52:56]  I don't know.
[06:52:57]  No, you have to chat.
[06:52:58]  People are saying neither.
[06:52:59]  No.
[06:53:00]  You just have to pick one.
[06:53:02]  Is anybody going to say BJ?
[06:53:03]  Nobody's.
[06:53:04]  No one's going to back you up.
[06:53:05]  Everybody's saying.
[06:53:05]  They're all lying.
[06:53:07]  They're literally fucking the vax.
[06:53:11]  What?
[06:53:12]  I'm not going to lie.
[06:53:13]  I think I'd rather.
[06:53:15]  Did all these people already get the vaccine?
[06:53:16]  I'd rather.
[06:53:17]  That's so gay.
[06:53:19]  Clip them.
[06:53:21]  Yeah.
[06:53:22]  Shit.
[06:53:24]  I don't know.
[06:53:25]  I got.
[06:53:26]  I don't know.
[06:53:27]  I feel like it.
[06:53:28]  You can have like heart.
[06:53:30]  I got complications.
[06:53:32]  What is it called?
[06:53:32]  The carditis or whatever.
[06:53:35]  Or Bell's palsy.
[06:53:38]  Half goes numb.
[06:53:39]  Or half your body can go.
[06:53:41]  Like, okay, wait, wait, chat, chat, chat.
[06:53:42]  It is the most fucking convincing.
[06:53:45]  It's not like, it's not like.
[06:53:47]  Oh my gosh.
[06:53:48]  It's not like a, it's ma'am.
[06:53:51]  No, it's like a fucking, the most convincing trans person.
[06:53:55]  Like, fucking basically looks like a chick.
[06:53:58]  And it's just a BJ.
[06:54:00]  The dick's not out.
[06:54:01]  But he's still got a wiener.
[06:54:02]  No reach around.
[06:54:03]  Yes, but you don't see the dick.
[06:54:05]  They're fully clothed.
[06:54:06]  It's gay.
[06:54:07]  That's really gay.
[06:54:08]  It's still gay.
[06:54:09]  I get it.
[06:54:10]  But versus getting the vax.
[06:54:13]  Experimental drugs.
[06:54:15]  I know it's still a dude.
[06:54:17]  Of course it's still a dude, guys.
[06:54:19]  But what I'm saying is, bro, how y'all gonna get the vax?
[06:54:23]  What the fuck?
[06:54:25]  Shit, y'all crazy.
[06:54:27]  Y'all gay.
[06:54:28]  Vax, that's permanent.
[06:54:30]  That's permanent.
[06:54:30]  So people are more worried about their reputation than their health is what I get from that.
[06:54:34]  Stupid.
[06:54:35]  Basically.
[06:54:37]  And what if it's like the best?
[06:54:38]  Oh my goodness.
[06:54:40]  Oh my god.
[06:54:42]  Trying to convince us.
[06:54:44]  Shit.
[06:54:45]  I've heard they give the best blowjobs.
[06:54:47]  Really?
[06:54:48]  Well, bar because they know all of them.
[06:54:49]  Yeah, they probably know.
[06:54:51]  I have to admit, I had to get the vaccine when I was in college.
[06:54:54]  They were gonna kick me out.
[06:54:55]  What else can okay, what would be a better like that's messed up?
[06:54:59]  Would okay, chat, would you rather get a BJ from a trans woman or no boy or be a be sent to war in gosh?
[06:55:20]  You're trying to get them to say that they would sent to war or BJ from a trans woman Master debater.
[06:55:34]  They're all saying more.
[06:55:35]  Fuck.
[06:55:35]  All right.
[06:55:36]  They'd all rather be drafted.
[06:55:37]  They're all saying more.
[06:55:40]  Is there anything where you would rather get the BJ from a trans woman?
[06:55:45]  I'm just trying to think.
[06:55:46]  All right.
[06:55:48]  Wouldn't you rather get a BJ?
[06:55:49]  Wait, wait, wait, okay, wait, this is kind of good.
[06:55:51]  Or Big Daddy 12.
[06:55:52]  No, wait, this might be super fucking good.
[06:55:56]  One BJ from a trans, like the hottest trans woman ever.
[06:56:04]  Oh, boy.
[06:56:05]  Or, and you can, like, after that, you can continue having sex with women, or you can never have sex again ever with a woman, and you can't get them pregnant.
[06:56:17]  No loophole, like artificial insemination.
[06:56:23]  I think you take the BJ.
[06:56:25]  You gotta take the BJ.
[06:56:26]  It's now the end of the human race versus BJ.
[06:56:30]  You have to be celibate.
[06:56:33]  No sex with it.
[06:56:35]  They're trolling.
[06:56:36]  What if you want to have kids, boys?
[06:56:37]  What if you want to have kids?
[06:56:40]  They're saying, damn, okay, shit.
[06:56:42]  They're very, they have a strong negative disposition towards the trans BJ.
[06:56:52]  Good for them.
[06:56:52]  They stick to their guns, I guess.
[06:57:00]  I think that's kind of it, to be honest.
[06:57:05]  Any final thoughts from anybody before I wrap this up?

=== Final TTS Call & Stream Wrap (07:41) ===

[06:57:09]  This was fun.
[06:57:12]  Chloe, will you take your makeup off?
[06:57:15]  Kayla, will you take your makeup off?
[06:57:17]  It's our, I'll give you a $2 bill.
[06:57:19]  Do you know how much a $2 bill is worth?
[06:57:21]  At least $2.
[06:57:23]  Makeup, will you take your makeup off?
[06:57:25]  For what?
[06:57:27]  For the game?
[06:57:28]  Yeah, I'll take it off.
[06:57:29]  For the love of the game?
[06:57:30]  Are you even wearing?
[06:57:31]  I'm wearing some.
[06:57:32]  You take yours off if you're wearing some makeup.
[06:57:35]  I'm asking.
[06:57:37]  I don't have to do it when I get off.
[06:57:38]  I can't party after this.
[06:57:40]  Party?
[06:57:40]  What the fuck on them?
[06:57:41]  Sunday?
[06:57:43]  If I just made it.
[06:57:44]  Doing the motherfucking party over here?
[06:57:46]  What's she doing?
[06:57:46]  What is she doing?
[06:57:47]  What's Chloe doing?
[06:57:49]  Am I forgetting anything?
[06:57:51]  We did the makeup.
[06:57:56]  We did the most.
[06:57:56]  We did the no.
[06:57:57]  Okay.
[06:57:59]  I think we did everything.
[06:58:00]  These women are so beautiful.
[06:58:02]  All of you.
[06:58:03]  Save it by the way.
[06:58:04]  I'm going to have you guys show.
[06:58:07]  Okay, guys, final call on the TTS.
[06:58:10]  Hope you guys have enjoyed the stream.
[06:58:12]  Just do like a face print.
[06:58:13]  Oh, shit.
[06:58:15]  Oh, my God.
[06:58:16]  I don't have makeup on like that.
[06:58:17]  Guys, Venmo Cash App, if you want to support, pull up Twitch.
[06:58:21]  Final shout out for Twitch.
[06:58:23]  Guys, go to twitch.tv slash whatever.
[06:58:25]  Really quick, just check if you have a Prime sub here at the very end of the stream.
[06:58:28]  We have 1,400 viewers.
[06:58:29]  I think we can churn out at least three more Prime subs.
[06:58:32]  Guys, show us a little love.
[06:58:33]  Drop us a follow.
[06:58:35]  Chloe, read out some of the Prime subs and the follows.
[06:58:39]  Thank you so much.
[06:58:41]  This is a way too long username.
[06:58:44]  Thank you so much, Overlord Tinji Goku.
[06:58:49]  Thank you so much, Maj Fbomb.
[06:58:52]  Thank you so much, Zico F TW.
[06:58:57]  Thank you so much for the follow from TRBT I. You're just going to spell it.
[06:59:04]  I don't know.
[06:59:05]  I see that.
[06:59:07]  Thank you so much, Thorn.
[06:59:09]  Thank you so much, Nerdy Skill.
[06:59:11]  Thank you so much, Cheeks420.
[06:59:14]  Thank you so much, BST underscore 03.
[06:59:20]  Thank you so much.
[06:59:21]  Thank you so much.
[06:59:22]  Hold the show us the damage on the makeup wipes.
[06:59:25]  No makeup?
[06:59:26]  No, Chloe, you're going to take the makeup off.
[06:59:29]  Chloe, take the makeup off.
[06:59:30]  No, I did it last time.
[06:59:32]  Show it again.
[06:59:33]  Show it again.
[06:59:34]  Hold it up.
[06:59:34]  Spread.
[06:59:35]  Show the spread.
[06:59:36]  This way.
[06:59:37]  All right.
[06:59:38]  There's the damage, folks.
[06:59:40]  Okay, guys, get some more.
[06:59:41]  Chopped up whatever.com.
[06:59:42]  Discord.gg slash whatever.
[06:59:43]  Guys, if you enjoyed the stream, like the video.
[06:59:45]  The Annoyed Gamer, thank you for the, oh, that was only for Kayla.
[06:59:50]  So the offer was just for her.
[06:59:54]  I was just sorry.
[06:59:56]  Yeah, like the video, guys, if you enjoyed the stream.
[06:59:58]  Just remember, big labia matter.
[07:00:02]  You know.
[07:00:03]  Also, guys, kick.com slash whatever.
[07:00:06]  We are multi-streaming over there now if you want to drop us a follow.
[07:00:10]  Let me just make sure there's nothing missed.
[07:00:15]  Okay.
[07:00:16]  I think, let's see here if I'm forgetting anything.
[07:00:21]  I feel like I'm forgetting something.
[07:00:25]  I want to say, GG.
[07:00:26]  Well played.
[07:00:27]  Last call.
[07:00:28]  Like the hit button.
[07:00:29]  Hit the like button, please, on your way out.
[07:00:32]  Also, guys, please leave a nice comment once the live ends on YouTube.
[07:00:36]  It takes about 10, 20 seconds for it to fully end for you guys to be able to leave a comment.
[07:00:42]  But just stick around, guys, so you can leave a nice little comment once the live does end.
[07:00:46]  I read them.
[07:00:47]  Positivity is nice.
[07:00:48]  It helps with the algorithm.
[07:00:50]  Thank you guys for tuning in tonight.
[07:00:52]  It was a pretty chill show.
[07:00:55]  I tried my best, you know, to piss them off, but they just kidding.
[07:01:00]  I'm kidding.
[07:01:01]  I never do that.
[07:01:02]  I would never do that.
[07:01:02]  I'm a nice guy.
[07:01:03]  You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me.
[07:01:05]  I appreciate that.
[07:01:06]  Thank you to everyone who super chats, donates, and supports the show.
[07:01:10]  We will be live again Sunday, 5 p.m. Pacific.
[07:01:13]  Any girls who want to be on the show, you can DM us at whatever on Instagram if you can make it to Santa Barbara.
[07:01:19]  I want to see 07s in the chat.
[07:01:20]  07's in the chat.
[07:01:22]  And let me see if there's any.
[07:01:24]  Let me just double check, make sure we've got everything covered here.
[07:01:29]  What are we forgetting?
[07:01:30]  Nathan, are we forgetting anything?
[07:01:32]  Guys, W's in the chat for Nathan.
[07:01:34]  I want to see W's in the chat for Nathan too.
[07:01:36]  New producer.
[07:01:36]  Let's see.
[07:01:37]  Ooh, the Patrice clip.
[07:01:39]  I'll have to do that next show, but I would like, it's been a while since I've done the Patrice clip, so we'll do that.
[07:01:46]  Yeah, yeah.
[07:01:47]  We'll do that next time, maybe.
[07:01:49]  Time permitting.
[07:01:50]  Somebody's going to have to send a TTS and remind me, though, because I'm going to forget.
[07:01:54]  I'm going to forget.
[07:01:56]  Shit, yeah, that's a fun segment.
[07:01:57]  Yeah, we should do that next time.
[07:02:00]  Trying to think if there's anything.
[07:02:02]  What are we forgetting?
[07:02:03]  What are you forgetting, anybody?
[07:02:05]  Controversy.
[07:02:08]  The bow?
[07:02:08]  Chloe suggested everybody hit a bow.
[07:02:10]  Yeah, we were going to do the bow.
[07:02:11]  We are all bowing.
[07:02:12]  I don't know.
[07:02:15]  Yeah, I guess you guys could hit a bow here.
[07:02:18]  You just stand up in your chair and then hit, just do a little bow.
[07:02:22]  Oh, is nobody else doing?
[07:02:23]  I thought it'd be fun if we all did.
[07:02:24]  Yeah, yeah, I'll do it.
[07:02:28]  I'm the king.
[07:02:31]  No, Kayla's not doing it.
[07:02:32]  Rip.
[07:02:33]  I'm going to watch.
[07:02:37]  I like the hand gesture.
[07:02:40]  Hold on.
[07:02:40]  It's like a butler.
[07:02:42]  Oh, that's what it is.
[07:02:42]  Okay.
[07:02:43]  Butler.
[07:02:44]  You know, I wish I had more thumbs so I could give those bounds.
[07:02:50]  Bounds?
[07:02:51]  Bow.
[07:02:52]  Four thumbs down.
[07:02:54]  Okay, never mind.
[07:02:55]  The bounds.
[07:02:57]  Okay, so the bows have been done.
[07:03:00]  I want to get on the ground and seriously bow to you.
[07:03:03]  not that your ex-girlfriend she was just going like this and like I feel like yeah Oh, yeah.
[07:03:14]  You.
[07:03:16]  Yeah, like, fully, yeah.
[07:03:17]  Yes.
[07:03:18]  Did you just say fillate me?
[07:03:20]  No, I said fully on the ground.
[07:03:22]  Like, did anybody else hear fillate?
[07:03:26]  Fillate.
[07:03:27]  Follate.
[07:03:28]  Fillate.
[07:03:31]  That's awesome.
[07:03:33]  Okay.
[07:03:33]  All right.
[07:03:34]  There it is, folks.
[07:03:35]  Okay.
[07:03:36]  I want to say goodnight, guys.
[07:03:38]  Good night.
[07:03:39]  We will see you guys next time.
[07:03:41]  07's in the chat.
[07:03:42]  Good night, guys.
[07:03:44]  And yeah, see you guys.
[07:03:47]  All right, guys.
[07:03:48]  We're wrapped really quick before everybody gets off.
[07:03:50]  Maybe if you just collect your cups, but really quick, question for everybody before you get up.
[07:03:56]  Did anybody lie about anything?
[07:04:01]  No.
[07:04:01]  Like, did anybody sometimes people after the show come and talk to me and they're like, oh, by the way, like, my body counts actually.
[07:04:09]  Really?
[07:04:09]  Yeah.
[07:04:09]  Has did anybody lie about their body count?
[07:04:12]  No.
[07:04:13]  You didn't say your body count.
[07:04:15]  Chloe?
[07:04:16]  I just want to bow for you.
[07:04:22]  Anybody lied?
[07:04:23]  Did you lie about your body count?
[07:04:24]  12?
[07:04:25]  12 body counts?
[07:04:26]  I started right in the list, and I'm pretty sure got everything.
[07:04:28]  Okay.
[07:04:29]  Okay.
[07:04:30]  Well, dude, fucking Nathan.
[07:04:32]  Sorry.
[07:04:33]  Yo, Nathan, we're still fucking live, dude.
[07:04:36]  Holy shit.
[07:04:37]  Yo, fucking Nathan.
[07:04:38]  What?
[07:04:41]  He's new.
[07:04:42]  He's new.
[07:04:43]  You must forgive him.
[07:04:45]  He forgot to fucking Nathan.
[07:04:49]  Nathan.
[07:04:50]  That's so.
[07:04:51]  Okay.