Armpit Hair Feminist vs. Andrew Wilson?! She HATES Brian?! Snitch OR Cheat?! | Dating Talk #199
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| With that said, without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves. | |
| So please tell us your name, age, location, and occupation. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| My name's Kayla. | |
| I'm 22 and I do OnlyFans, but I also am a hairstylist and I DJ and host events. | |
| Okay, quite a bit. | |
| What kind of music do you DJ? | |
| Like techno hardcore, also like rap. | |
| Do you produce or just DJ? | |
| I'm learning how to produce. | |
| And you said you're or are a hairstylist? | |
| You're a Metro Matt thing for the gifts. | |
| I am a hairstylist. | |
| You are a hairstylist. | |
| I don't work in a salon, just like... | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you do your own hair? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| And you said you do OF. | |
| What kind of content do you do on there? | |
| Mostly like solo. | |
| Have you ever done like BG, GG content? | |
| Like once, like three years ago, and sold to one person, so not really. | |
| For GG or BG? | |
| BG. | |
| Okay, got it. | |
| Oh, and I've done GG once. | |
| And your sister was on the show last week or two weeks ago. | |
| Kylani is her name? | |
| Mm-hmm. | |
| Kylie. | |
| Okay, and you're the older sister. | |
| And she's involved. | |
| She doesn't do OF, but she does Findom. | |
| You do Findom too? | |
| Yes, a little bit. | |
| A little bit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Who's more successful? | |
| Bro, her. | |
| Her? | |
| She's killing it? | |
| You're the big sister. | |
| going on okay well she's doing good because she listened to okay i give everyone lots of good advice on how to like when you're 16 get a job asap save as much money as you possibly can And then she got kicked out at 16. | |
| So like, she listened to my advice and had money saved. | |
| And she learned from my mistakes and just listened to my advice and figured out a way to make more money. | |
| She's your full sister? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait, you said she got kicked out at 16? | |
| From were you living at the house? | |
| No, I already got kicked out. | |
| Oh, you got kicked out? | |
| I got kicked out at 17. | |
| She got kicked out at 16. | |
| Wait, why did you get kicked out? | |
| Because my dad got me smoking bot. | |
| Wait, sorry, what? | |
| My dad got me smoking popped. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| What about your sister? | |
| Why did she get kicked out? | |
| So she got suspended from school because she had a vape in her car. | |
| You get suspended for having a vape? | |
| Oh, I guess it's nicotine or whatever. | |
| And when you got, just curious, when you got kicked out of your house, your parents, were they together? | |
| Because you said, no, separated? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Were you guys like split between your mom and dad? | |
| I did not live with my mom at all. | |
| My mom didn't fight for custody. | |
| Okay, so you guys were living with your dad then? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay, got it. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then were you like homeless when you got kicked out or how did that work? | |
| Yeah, he just dropped me off in a park with a backpack. | |
| Is this like illegal to do? | |
| Can you just? | |
| Well, he kicked me out like a week before I turned 18. | |
| Oh, a week before you turned 18. | |
| So like there's no point in like calling cops because I turned 18 in a week. | |
| You still talk to him? | |
| No, yeah. | |
| Wait, sorry, what? | |
| Yeah, I still talked to him. | |
| Oh, it was like a ringer. | |
| I couldn't really. | |
| Kind of. | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| And you're from Seattle, right? | |
| I grew up in Arizona, but I live in Seattle. | |
| Got it. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| My name is Jules. | |
| I'm 21. | |
| I'm from San Luis Obispo. | |
| And my occupation is firstly OnlyFans. | |
| And then I am a surfer on the side. | |
| You're a surfer on the side? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And you do OF. | |
| What do you do on the OF? | |
| Just solo. | |
| Just solo. | |
| Okay. | |
| Got it. | |
| Can I have you scoot your mic this way just a tab? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Excuse it. | |
| Perfect. | |
| Thank you. | |
| And you're from where? | |
| San Luis Obispo. | |
| Oh, slow. | |
| Okay. | |
| So is that 805? | |
| It is. | |
| Okay, right. | |
| We had this conversation before. | |
| You got a lot of people coming through here. | |
| And then I did have one quick question. | |
| Can you pull up her Instagram really quick? | |
| I was curious about your Instagram. | |
| Your name is Crunchosaurus. | |
| We already talked about that, though. | |
| But what we didn't talk about, you can pull it up, was her profile picture. | |
| Is that you in the profile picture in the Burqa? | |
| No, that's not me. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Okay, I was just a bit confused. | |
| Yeah, just a random picture I found online. | |
| Okay. | |
| Years ago. | |
| That's been my profile picture for probably about four years now. | |
| You need to recreate that picture with Kayla here. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I think that would... | |
| Maybe not with the... | |
| The Muslims would love it. | |
| Can you be, like, atheist and where... | |
| Technically, you can, but you... | |
| I mean, but would you get in trouble for it? | |
| Like, is it considered religious garb? | |
| Depends what you're doing. | |
| Isn't it like when you go to those countries, you're supposed to wear cover-up? | |
| But is it like religiously sacred within the Islamic faith? | |
| Like, I don't know, would they be offended if like a non-Muslim wore like a bail? | |
| They'll wear it, but unless it was with the intention of mocking your faith. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Otherwise, they don't care. | |
| Okay. | |
| They wear it when like white girls wear it when they go over there. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm Heather, and I'm 19. | |
| All right. | |
| And I'm like living near Seattle. | |
| Okay. | |
| And what do you do for work? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I do OnlyFans. | |
| And I like paint skateboard decks. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yep. | |
| That's it, though. | |
| All right. | |
| And you grew up in Seattle? | |
| No, I grew up in a near Forks area, you know, on the other side of Washington. | |
| Okay. | |
| Twilight. | |
| Is that like the Styx? | |
| It's Twilight. | |
| Twilight? | |
| Oh, yes. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| It's pretty cool. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| What about you? | |
| Hi, my name is Leah. | |
| I'm 23. | |
| I'm a bikini barista, and I also do OnlyFans. | |
| And where are you from? | |
| I'm from Santa Rosa, California. | |
| All right. | |
| Bikini. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Bikini Barista. | |
| And you do OnlyFans? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What do you do on OF? | |
| It's only solo content. | |
| Any BG content? | |
| No. | |
| Any BG content? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You've done that? | |
| I do. | |
| But only with my partners. | |
| I don't sell it if we're not together anymore. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| My name is Nia. | |
| I'm 23. | |
| I do OnlyFans and modeling. | |
| All right. | |
| And where are you from? | |
| Santa Barbara. | |
| You're from here. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| And how long have you been doing OF for? | |
| For about four years. | |
| Four years. | |
| Okay. | |
| And what kind of content is it solo, BG? | |
| Tolo, yeah. | |
| Any BG? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| Hi again. | |
| Jordan, 26. | |
| I own a gym and I'm a trainer. | |
| All right. | |
| Wait, 26? | |
| 26. | |
| When you turn 26, I feel like I've been 26 forever. | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| Jake, 28 years old. | |
| Rattlesnake TV is my YouTube channel. | |
| And wait, Jordan, you want to plug your gym so maybe you get some sign-ups or what's up? | |
| Wisdoms, Fitness, and Riverside. | |
| All right, if you're in Riverside and you need a gym, there it is. | |
| Andrew, what about you? | |
| My name is Andrew Wilson. | |
| I'm 40. | |
| I own the channel The Crucible. | |
| I'm a political analyst, political satirist, and I do debates for fun occasionally. | |
| All right, my name is Brian Atlas, 35. | |
| Over the hill washed up YouTuber, has been YouTuber. | |
| Owner of the, you guys are saying you're the owner of the whatever channel. | |
| Host of the whatever. | |
| All right, there you have it. | |
| So going around the table once more, what's everybody's current relationship status? | |
| So are you single, talking stage, situationship, friends with benefits, relationship, married, polykill, sex, cult, harem, whatever it may be? | |
| If you're single, how long have you been single? | |
| And what's the longest relationship you've ever been in? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Single right now. | |
| Were you single the last time you were on the show? | |
| No. | |
| That was back in February, right? | |
| Something like that, yeah. | |
| Early February, yeah. | |
| You were in a relationship then? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And you, wait, so you said single as of now? | |
| Is that what you said? | |
| Since then, yeah. | |
| Oh, since then. | |
| Okay. | |
| How long have you been single for? | |
| March, April, May, June, July, August of the year. | |
| Seven months? | |
| Got that finger calculator going. | |
| Seven months. | |
| All right. | |
| Longest relationship? | |
| It was like two and a half years. | |
| Okay. | |
| 2.5 years. | |
| Okay. | |
| And any guys in the picture currently? | |
| A few. | |
| Yeah, a few. | |
| Okay, so you have a roster then? | |
| I don't like fuck all of them. | |
| How many of them do you? | |
| I mean, that's not what I was asking for. | |
| Sure, we could talk about that. | |
| How many of them do you fuck? | |
| Not many. | |
| I just talked to them. | |
| How many of them are you having, you know? | |
| Oh, no, that's crazy. | |
| Comprehensive six, bro. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Huh? | |
| Keep going. | |
| I don't know. | |
| No comment. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, so how many guys are on the roster then? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Five, five, six, seven. | |
| It's not a roster, though. | |
| I'm just talking to people. | |
| Yeah, no, but how many people are you talking to? | |
| Use your fingers. | |
| Four, I guess. | |
| Changes every day. | |
| What's your orientation? | |
| Straight, bi, lesbian? | |
| Straight. | |
| Straight? | |
| Okay. | |
| Tried to be bi. | |
| Tried to be bi? | |
| Didn't work out? | |
| Don't like girls. | |
| Sorry. | |
| All right. | |
| So currently, kind of four guys you're talking to. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'm currently single. | |
| Currently single? | |
| Yes. | |
| How long have you been single for? | |
| About eight months. | |
| Eight months? | |
| All right. | |
| Longest relationship? | |
| A year. | |
| One year. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| And you're in Los Angeles, right? | |
| No. | |
| San Luis Obispo. | |
| Oh, what? | |
| Okay. | |
| No, you're good. | |
| Listening comprehensively. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Any guys in the picture right now? | |
| Zero, completely. | |
| Zero guys. | |
| Zero. | |
| It's so lonely. | |
| So lonely up in San Luis Obispo. | |
| Yeah, there's because it's very small out there, so we all know each other. | |
| There's the college, though. | |
| There is the college, but they're college students. | |
| Well, you're 21, right? | |
| I mean, that's your age range. | |
| Well, I feel like I notice a lot of younger ones. | |
| I mean, when I go to the bars, yes, but I look around in the bars and I'm like, I would not talk to any of you guys. | |
| I think I need to move. | |
| What do you mean you would not talk to any of the guys in the bar? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't find any of them attractive. | |
| Not a single one where I live. | |
| Is it an age thing? | |
| They're all not attractive to me. | |
| Is it like an immaturity thing? | |
| Okay. | |
| She is a look thing. | |
| Oh, just physical attractions. | |
| You need an e-boy. | |
| Yeah, no, it's not even about e-boys. | |
| Honestly, I don't really like e-boys that much. | |
| Goth goth boys? | |
| No, I tend to like more normal looking guys. | |
| Hold on, just find out that barn. | |
| Wait, just to be clear. | |
| You're saying there's not normal-looking men in like country-ish San Luis Obispo. | |
| No, you're right. | |
| Everyone there is very simple. | |
| I just don't know. | |
| I don't go to college. | |
| All I do is go out to the bars, and that's all I see. | |
| And you don't want to meet someone at the bar. | |
| None of them are attractive. | |
| I got to go to the frat parties. | |
| Maybe. | |
| But they're frat boys. | |
| I'm just trying to have fun. | |
| I don't need a relationship. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you go to any of the college parties, the frat parties? | |
| I do a little bit. | |
| Okay. | |
| And so far they've all been terrible. | |
| Like, very nasty. | |
| They're all very confined spaces. | |
| A lot of people, everyone's super drunk and smells terrible. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So what major do you pretend that you have when you go to these parties? | |
| No, I'm honest. | |
| I'm like, I don't go to college. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah, they don't have to do that. | |
| They don't like makeup. | |
| Like, I'm studying this. | |
| I'm a junior. | |
| Okay. | |
| No. | |
| She can be a different person every time. | |
| No, 100%. | |
| So you've not dated anybody in the past eight months? | |
| No, I've like had weird situations. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What does that mean? | |
| Where I like tried to talk to people. | |
| Really only one guy and it was so down bad of me. | |
| I just completely down bad. | |
| I was never truly attracted to him or liked him. | |
| I think that I was just super lonely and he was like giving me attention. | |
| Micro penis. | |
| Sorry. | |
| No. | |
| It was traumatizing all of that. | |
| How many times did you have sex with him? | |
| Once, and then I dipped, and then he got mad at me because I didn't want to be with him, even though I had been telling from the start I do not want to be with you. | |
| So I believe that it was kind of manipulation. | |
| He knew that what he was packing and still tried to like hold me down and claim me amongst a bunch of guys knowing what he was packing. | |
| Like, it's fucked up. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| He was trying to hold you down? | |
| That fucking dead monster. | |
| No, like he claimed me amongst none of his friends will talk to me. | |
| Like, I have a crush on a few of his friends, and he's like, no, you're forbidden. | |
| I'm like, you can't fucking forbid me. | |
| You can't. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| How old are you guys? | |
| He should have just let you talk all of his friends, right? | |
| No, not like that. | |
| Well, that would be that he has a micropenis. | |
| You can do what you want. | |
| Yeah, showing his character. | |
| He gets it. | |
| Totally. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yep. | |
| Wai-Kai? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Ginger. | |
| I'm so glad I'm a girl. | |
| Wait, so, okay, hold on. | |
| I will say his name. | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| I will say. | |
| But I'm confused. | |
| Why would you said it was traumatizing? | |
| It was traumatizing because I was never attracted to him, but he was there for me, and so I got a little bit of an emotional connection. | |
| And then I was like, you know what? | |
| Maybe I'll see this out. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'll see this out. | |
| Slept with him? | |
| Absolutely not. | |
| It was fucked up. | |
| I'm like, why did you keep me from everyone else? | |
| What? | |
| You guys only hit once, though. | |
| How long were you seeing him? | |
| Oh, he didn't even hit because it was too small. | |
| Is that what you're saying? | |
| I'm saying that it felt. | |
| I've never been with the girl, but I'm going to assume that's what it feels like to be with the girl. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Damn, hold on. | |
| That's why that got it. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| That's brutal. | |
| I'm upset with him. | |
| That's why. | |
| Wait, why? | |
| Hold on, but he can't help. | |
| You can't blame him. | |
| He can't help. | |
| I know, and I do feel bad for him, but I don't feel bad for him because it's just very weird what he did amongst his friends. | |
| Like claiming me, not letting any of them talk to me. | |
| That's so weird. | |
| I would never do that. | |
| If I was seeing and my friends wanted to bang out, I would be like, dumb. | |
| Yeah, and ask their friends, why are they listening to him? | |
| You're pretty. | |
| Just what? | |
| How are you going to let your friend tell you what to do who you can't be with? | |
| Does he believe these fucking people? | |
| No, I can't, honestly. | |
| These guys are ridiculous. | |
| How dare he want a monogamous loving relationship? | |
| I know. | |
| Honestly, a red flag. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, well, that's a good idea. | |
| All right. | |
| But you said it's traumatic. | |
| Like, wouldn't a micropenis be like the least traumatic thing? | |
| Like, that's the least threatening penis. | |
| Honestly, because it was him, I'm glad it wasn't bigger. | |
| Because I am so unattracted to this guy. | |
| Does that make sense? | |
| So you're saying if it was bigger, you'd still be smashing? | |
| You'd still hit. | |
| I can't say, honestly. | |
| Like, I'm just six. | |
| I'm unattracted to this guy. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Scoot your mic that way a little bit. | |
| What about you? | |
| Oh, so what was the question again? | |
| I got too into that conversation. | |
| Relationship status. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I'm single, but it, like, just happened. | |
| So you recently broke up? | |
| Yeah, because I was. | |
| Can I have you scoot into the table? | |
| Like, scoot the whole chair into the table if you can't. | |
| It's heavy. | |
| Was this a micropenis-related issue? | |
| No, no. | |
| I actually don't. | |
| I don't really care about that. | |
| That doesn't matter to me. | |
| But I, I don't know. | |
| I'm moving to California and he hates California like a lot. | |
| And I don't know. | |
| It's probably best for growing-wise, but I still, he's cool. | |
| There's no bad terms. | |
| He's great. | |
| But I don't know. | |
| It's nothing deep. | |
| He's probably watching this right now. | |
| Okay. | |
| Why does he hate California? | |
| I don't know. | |
| You ask him. | |
| Yeah, I didn't, I asked. | |
| He just like just sucks. | |
| I don't really know why. | |
| More of a conservative guy, is he? | |
| No, he just kind of like wants to live in the middle of the woods and do like men stuff. | |
| We just like go him and stuff. | |
| I can't really afford that yet, so I gotta move to California and then I can do that for him. | |
| But like, we'll see. | |
| How long were you dating him? | |
| Like a year. | |
| But that's not even my longest relationship. | |
| What's your longest relationship? | |
| It was almost five years. | |
| Five years. | |
| Yeah, and we started dating when I was like 13, and we broke up when I was almost an adult. | |
| Okay. | |
| And sorry, you've been single for how long? | |
| Like a week or something? | |
| No, it's been like a month. | |
| One month? | |
| Two months, maybe? | |
| No, it's been like a month. | |
| Got it. | |
| Alright. | |
| Any rebound? | |
| No. | |
| I mean, I've been talking to some girls, but like, it's not like a rebound situation. | |
| It's just a I'm bored situation and flirting is fun. | |
| But I don't think he cares. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright. | |
| What about you? | |
| I am dating someone. | |
| Okay. | |
| Boyfriend? | |
| Boyfriend, yeah. | |
| How long? | |
| I think a month. | |
| How long have you, I guess, known him for? | |
| Two months? | |
| Two months. | |
| Okay. | |
| How did you guys meet? | |
| A little Wodey after party. | |
| Sorry, a what? | |
| A Lil Woatie after party? | |
| Who the fuck is that guy? | |
| He's kind of a rapper. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| That's cool. | |
| And longest relationship? | |
| A year and a half. | |
| Alright. | |
| And are you guys potty? | |
| Did he potty? | |
| How'd you know? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| It was literally a code word. | |
| No, I'm kidding. | |
| Alright, what about you? | |
| I'm single. | |
| Alright, how long have you been single for? | |
| For about a year. | |
| Alright, longest relationship? | |
| Five years. | |
| Five years? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And is that the one that ended a year ago? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Any guys in the picture for this past year? | |
| No. | |
| Nothing. | |
| No. | |
| Not even a no first date? | |
| One. | |
| One date? | |
| Yeah. | |
| With one guy? | |
| Yes. | |
| That's it. | |
| It was like off and on with that guy, I'd say. | |
| When's the last time you saw him? | |
| Like a month ago. | |
| Okay. | |
| How many times did you hang out with him? | |
| Three times. | |
| About three times. | |
| So it's like a sneaky link? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Kinda, not really. | |
| I wouldn't say sneaky link, no. | |
| We would just hang out, go on dates. | |
| That's all. | |
| I thought you only went on one date. | |
| Well, those three. | |
| Oh, those three. | |
| They were really spread out. | |
| You only spent the past year. | |
| You only saw him three individual times. | |
| Okay. | |
| He's not from here. | |
| Okay. | |
| He's from somewhere else. | |
| Different state. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, so fairly long distance then. | |
| Yes. | |
| Are you guys still talking? | |
| No. | |
| If he were to come into town today, would you see him? | |
| No. | |
| So you guys kind of ended your whatever it was. | |
| Who ended it? | |
| Me. | |
| Who ended your five-year relationship? | |
| Me. | |
| Why? | |
| I kind of just got over it. | |
| A lot of stuff happened, so I kind of, it was just time to let go. | |
| When did you start your OnlyFans? | |
| Four years ago. | |
| We were together when I started it. | |
| So about three years into the relationship? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Did that create any conflict in the relationship or was he involved? | |
| In the beginning, it did. | |
| But, I mean, I believe if I'm, you know, paying my bills and stuff, that my partner has no say. | |
| He eventually became okay with it. | |
| He would actually record and help me with my content. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Valid. | |
| So valid. | |
| Did you do? | |
| Were you doing BG content with him or no? | |
| No, just solo. | |
| Okay, so he's like recording you, basically. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| So initially it caused conflict in the relationship, but then he was like, did you give him money? | |
| Were you paying him? | |
| No. | |
| How much time was he committing to like helping you with the OnlyFans? | |
| Not a lot. | |
| I'd say like once a week. | |
| We'd plan a day, try to get as much content as we could, and then that was it. | |
| And what was the cause of the breakup? | |
| Like I said, I don't know. | |
| I just kind of got over it. | |
| It was multiple things happening throughout those five years that led me to just leave. | |
| So. | |
| Okay. | |
| What was like the biggest one of those things? | |
| He had a porn addiction. | |
| Well, that's interesting. | |
| Wait, so he was addicted to the kind of that you were making. | |
| But that caused us to like not do anything with each other because he was addicted to it. | |
| Oh, like it was no sex, but dead bedroom? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So would you try to initiate and then he would yeah, so I kind of just got over it and left. | |
| That was like a big issue. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Interesting. | |
| Hmm. | |
| Okay. | |
| Huh. | |
| I had a question on this. | |
| I'm trying to remember what it was. | |
| Okay, so he was addicted to porn. | |
| Was he addicted to porn before he got into the OF stuff? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Because no. | |
| If you had to guess, what do you think? | |
| I think yes. | |
| I just didn't know at the time. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So early on, before the OF content started, these like connection issues, were those still present? | |
| Or did those start after the OF content? | |
| I would say it was like off and on, but not as bad as it got afterwards. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So if that's the case, if the connection problem came post-OF, then kind of the link up in your head for the porn addiction could have been post-OF, right? | |
| That kind of makes sense, doesn't it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, so it could be, that seems like a pretty strong correlate there, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Did you ever like look on his computer and see what he was looking at? | |
| Yes. | |
| You're Latina, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Was it like black porn or anything? | |
| And you were like, what? | |
| Like, if it, what, was it like Latina porn? | |
| What was it? | |
| No, it was anime porn. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| He's like freaking freaky on. | |
| Yeah. | |
| She said, okay. | |
| Damn, it's like, shit, I can't compete with some anime pussy. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Exactly. | |
| You can't compete with that. | |
| Okay, all right, sure. | |
| Yeah, I'm going to cut them off, too. | |
| It's a wonderful, yeah. | |
| How are you supposed to... | |
| Is that what? | |
| Wait. | |
| How are you supposed to compete with anime? | |
| You literally see him. | |
| Would it hit? | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Am I stroking out today? | |
| Would it have been better had he been addicted to like or the corn he was watching was like some like basic more like human porn, you know? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like would it be better or worse? | |
| Honestly, I prefer the anime. | |
| I kind of get it. | |
| I feel like it's worse actually. | |
| I don't even love the animals. | |
| I feel like that would make me like a dictionary anime. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, like a cartoon. | |
| I'm so addicted, though. | |
| I don't know. | |
| That's a little mind-boggling to me. | |
| Okay, so the anime porn thing, though, Brian. | |
| So I got to ask you this. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wouldn't that actually be, when you think about it, you're inside the mind of another man's idea of what sex is to him. | |
| That's exactly. | |
| Wait, but what if it's a female who's drawing the there's no females drawing issues? | |
| They do. | |
| No, there's not. | |
| They do. | |
| Come on. | |
| There's not. | |
| Okay, Andrew. | |
| There's not. | |
| Andrew, Andrew. | |
| But hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Couldn't we say this about traditional corn too? | |
| Because the males are typically producers, the cinematographer, the videographer. | |
| In traditional corn, it's male. | |
| So it's their vision. | |
| Yeah, I get it. | |
| I understand that. | |
| You're saying, okay, it's their vision for it, but you have the actors, you have this, right? | |
| So how the actors respond, there's like an external factor to it. | |
| From the anime perspective, isn't that literally just the visualization in his mind of what sex with other, you know, two other people is like? | |
| So you're in his fantasy, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I know the illustrators or whoever's working on the project. | |
| Wait, one sec. | |
| We're going to, I need to do a little technical difficulty break here for just five seconds. | |
| All right. | |
| Sorry about that, guys. | |
| Just a little technical difficulties segment there. | |
| Okay, so relationship status. | |
| Married. | |
| Married, all right. | |
| How long have you been married for? | |
| One year. | |
| One year. | |
| All right. | |
| Welcome. | |
| Welcome back. | |
| Can I just say, I'm just curious. | |
| Sure. | |
| Is the age gap with your husband? | |
| Seven years. | |
| He's seven years older. | |
| I figured he would be. | |
| So, okay, so take this wrong wave when you said I own a gym. | |
| I was like, her husband owns a gym. | |
| Her husband owns a gym. | |
| I just had a feeling. | |
| To be fair, he opened the gym when he was 22. | |
| So he was actually quite young for being a gym owner. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| But yeah, I came in a couple years after. | |
| I met him when I was 19. | |
| I pretty much run all the operations. | |
| I do all the sales. | |
| I train the majority of the classes. | |
| So, and it's under both of our names now. | |
| Sure, but he opened it before we met. | |
| Yes, before he met me, a couple of years. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right, Jake, what about you? | |
| Yep, single, been single for a few years. | |
| And longest relationship a year and a half. | |
| Andrew, what about you? | |
| I'm happily married. | |
| I wrote a book called Occult Feminism. | |
| And by that, I mean my wife wrote the book, but I own it because I own her. | |
| So yeah, that's where I'm coming from. | |
| When you say you own her, what do you mean? | |
| What does that mean? | |
| No, I mean her last name is Wilson. | |
| It'd be property of Wilson Enterprises. | |
| It's a long and industrious. | |
| Does she own you too, though? | |
| No, of course not. | |
| It's a long industrious brand. | |
| It goes back to the founding of the nation. | |
| The Wilsons have been here and owning women. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What the hell? | |
| What the hell? | |
| Where'd that come from? | |
| That's a new one. | |
| Well, if she can own her husband's gym, I can own my wife's book, Brian. | |
| Hey, well, she probably, I don't know. | |
| Do you have like an issue with her? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I figured. | |
| I was just making sure, but no. | |
| I have no issues with it. | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| So, why don't we get into some of the pre-show notes here? | |
| We don't have, I think we'll best to just get through all of it. | |
| So, why don't we start with Kayla? | |
| Okay, Kayla. | |
| You're apolitical. | |
| You're a feminist. | |
| I saw in one of your Instagram posts, it said that you have difficulty with, is it authority? | |
| And what's the other thing? | |
| Rules and authority. | |
| Rules and authority. | |
| Because you've been, you said you were arrested six times. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What? | |
| What for? | |
| Terrorism? | |
| Not terrorism. | |
| Okay, one of the arrests was actually, I just got detained, so that doesn't count, right? | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, three of them was when I was a kid, a minor. | |
| So two of them, domestic violence, because my mom would call the cops on me. | |
| One of them was because I went to school drunk. | |
| And then as an adult, one vandalism because I vandalized my dad's house. | |
| And then DUI 18. | |
| Because I was half under the limit, like the legal limit, but I'm 18. | |
| I'm not supposed to drink at all. | |
| Wait, a couple questions. | |
| So you said you went to school drunk. | |
| How old were you? | |
| 15. | |
| All right. | |
| Was it a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday? | |
| I don't remember. | |
| You don't remember the data? | |
| Okay. | |
| And you said you vandalized your mom's house. | |
| My dad's. | |
| Oh, excuse me. | |
| You're dad's. | |
| And how did you vandalize it? | |
| Graffiti? | |
| Oh, egged it, TP'd it, and broke a window. | |
| Why your dad? | |
| That is iconic. | |
| Weren't you living there? | |
| No, that's after I got kicked out. | |
| Oh, you got kicked out. | |
| You went back and vandalized the shit. | |
| Yeah, because you didn't prove it was you. | |
| Apparently, because it was a new house, and like the neighborhood is being constructed. | |
| So they had cameras on construction sites nearby. | |
| Yeah, it's because he didn't tell me he's getting married or invite me to his wedding. | |
| And then he made my sister, or my stepmom made my sister cry. | |
| And then whenever someone makes my sister cry, I go insane because she's my little sister. | |
| Don't fuck with my little sister. | |
| I'm going to do a crazy nutchame. | |
| Okay. | |
| I like the eyebrow twitch. | |
| That's like, yeah, there you go. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Really drives the insanity home. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And so, okay. | |
| Drunk, vandalism. | |
| When's the last time you got arrested? | |
| So my ex, who has, before this happened, has beat my ass like three times. | |
| I never called the cops on him. | |
| And then one time he was talking so much shit and he spit in my face. | |
| Like spit in my face. | |
| And I was like, do that again. | |
| I'm going to fucking hit you. | |
| And then he spit in my face. | |
| And then I finally lost my shit. | |
| And I just like pushed him. | |
| Like, I don't have, I'm not, like, punching him. | |
| I'm like pushing him away and all that stuff. | |
| And then I'm trying to call the cops. | |
| My phone's not working. | |
| So then apparently his call went through first. | |
| And then I got arrested because all he did was spit in my face. | |
| And because I did admit that I hit him first because he said hit me. | |
| Hit me. | |
| Oh, after I spit in his face, he's like, Yeah, he said, hit me, bitch. | |
| So then I did. | |
| This is California, right? | |
| This is in Seattle. | |
| This is in Seattle. | |
| Now, does Seattle have one of those mutual combat? | |
| Yeah, well, the DV clause, someone's going to jail, someone has to go to jail. | |
| Yeah, and because he only spit in my face. | |
| Like, isn't that assault? | |
| Yeah. | |
| But, like, there's no proof of it, I guess. | |
| So he lied and said he didn't do that, and I just hit him first. | |
| But then I didn't actually get arrested because he knows that he's in the wrong. | |
| And like, even his own, like, sister picked me up from jail the next day and was like, we know you're not the problem. | |
| And he's not the victim here. | |
| You just finally, like. | |
| Did the state press charges? | |
| No. | |
| No, he dropped it off. | |
| Okay. | |
| Because he knows that. | |
| Was he all like fucked up? | |
| Bruises on face or anything like that. | |
| I had nails. | |
| Okay. | |
| So me just doing that looks like crazy on him because my nails scratched him. | |
| So you scratched him. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But then I got out. | |
| I mean, if somebody like spitting on somebody, that's like you're going to get hit for that. | |
| You got to get smacked around that. | |
| You got to get hit for that. | |
| You got to get. | |
| So that's crazy. | |
| And then you said there was DV with your mom. | |
| Not like, I don't know if it was. | |
| Yeah, I was just like a moody teenager and I would like throw a fit and punch a hole in the wall. | |
| And then my mom would call the cops. | |
| Oh. | |
| But like, you said it was DV. | |
| So like, were you hitting her? | |
| No, they consider that DV if you destroy property. | |
| Wait, really? | |
| You punch a hole in the wall? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Because it gives them like time. | |
| Yeah, if you break your dishes, punch a hole in the wall, any of that. | |
| Broke a lamp. | |
| What if you like accidentally drop that shit? | |
| Yeah, well, I was talking to. | |
| I was talking to a cop. | |
| I was like, wait, so if I just like get mad at a video game and just go over with a hammer, just like start smashing my PlayStation, that's he's like, yeah, you go to jail for that. | |
| Domestic violence. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What? | |
| Yeah. | |
| No way. | |
| Yeah, if the girl feels threatened. | |
| And she's like, oh my God, he's mad. | |
| She goes, what is this lunatic going to do next? | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Then she calls the tells the cops. | |
| That's it. | |
| I mean, I wouldn't do that. | |
| That's like crazy. | |
| That seems a bit. | |
| But yeah, that's. | |
| I mean, I wouldn't smash it, right? | |
| I'm just making the point. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Can you open the. | |
| I was going insane in that cell. | |
| You should punch the hole in the wall. | |
| Come on, quick. | |
| Not going to stop you. | |
| Damn. | |
| Okay. | |
| Anybody else here ever been arrested for anything? | |
| Okay, whatever. | |
| Let's see. | |
| We have. | |
| We have. | |
| Oh, you had a criticism. | |
| You had a criticism. | |
| I didn't ever get caught. | |
| Kayla. | |
| You said, the one thing I would like to point out is how after the last podcast episode I was on, which was like back in February, I think. | |
| I feel like how Brian just immediately went upstairs and didn't properly say thank you or say goodbye to anyone that just spent six whole hours talking on the pod was kind of rude and unexpected for me. | |
| Honestly, nothing we have to talk about on the pod. | |
| Just wanted to point out how that can be taken as not nice. | |
| Honestly, Brian was probably just tired as fuck, and so was I. Brian. | |
| You're a monster. | |
| I went. | |
| So I'll tell you why, actually, what happened there. | |
| So you came in with your, it's like five girls. | |
| I was there that night. | |
| And then, and Jake was there. | |
| Yep. | |
| And so your friend here, who was like kind of trolling, she lit, she almost lit our microphone on fire. | |
| One. | |
| I don't know if you remember that. | |
| She had her like little light, flamethrower lighter. | |
| And then one of you guys had like a weapon on, like in a necklace. | |
| And then she had a syringe, which we had to confiscate with blood. | |
| I'm like, this chick's bringing the fucking bio-weapon into the fucking thing. | |
| What is she going to do after the show? | |
| I thought when she pulled out the syringe, she's going to spray that shit. | |
| So I was like, bro, I'm not dealing with these chicks after the show. | |
| So as soon as the show ends, I'm going upstairs. | |
| And it wasn't just any blood, Brian. | |
| Oh, it was. | |
| Oh, thank you for pointing that out. | |
| Hey. | |
| It was blood of the Vagina. | |
| Vagin blood. | |
| Menstrual blood. | |
| So I was like, I don't know what these chicks. | |
| It was a novel. | |
| Yeah, it was. | |
| No, it was not. | |
| She took it from her arm. | |
| Well, she was saying stuff about menstrual blood. | |
| But either way, it was something of an occultic ritual, which is why you guys should buy Rachel Wilson's occult feminism so Andrew can buy firearms. | |
| That's true. | |
| And so things go together. | |
| I understand why you're just waiting for me. | |
| But look, I know you wanted to flirt after the show. | |
| I get it. | |
| Obviously. | |
| We have been thinking about you since then. | |
| Literally. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| But look, you know, I just, I was like, you know what? | |
| I don't know, she's gonna pull out some other Vagina blood syringe from somewhere else, bro. | |
| How do you know we didn't? | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| I'm actually yeah, well, hopefully, I don't know. | |
| No, you guys checked us thoroughly before we got here. | |
| No blood this time. | |
| So I was like, yo, I'm just going go upstairs. | |
| I'm just going to go upstairs. | |
| Well, the vial came from her crack. | |
| She'd had it stored. | |
| Yeah, she had it up for fucking hoo-ha or some shit. | |
| So, Brian, after all of that, you decided that the best thing to do would be not to address all of the ladies and kiss their ass before they leave. | |
| That, that's yes, Jake. | |
| Wait, guys, guys. | |
| Was there guys? | |
| Hold on, guys, guys, hold on. | |
| Was there something? | |
| Jake's talking. | |
| You got to let him talk. | |
| Was there something on your mind after the show that made you so rude to all of the ladies? | |
| Yeah, did all of the ladies deserve that kicking? | |
| I mean, everything that we just talked about. | |
| Yes, exactly that. | |
| I was just like, yo, I don't know what this girl's going to try to pull out something. | |
| I'm just. | |
| Security risk. | |
| You didn't want to give her a big hug? | |
| Nah, not really. | |
| But Kayla, I dapped you up when you came in. | |
| We're all good now. | |
| We're all homies. | |
| I tried to tell you what your new theme song was. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Star Wearing Purple. | |
| Go-Go. | |
| Bordello. | |
| Yo, Matt, thank you for the gift of 20 memberships. | |
| But yeah, so I do. | |
| You know what? | |
| I do feel like I owe you. | |
| I'd like to take this chance. | |
| I'd like to take this chance to apologize. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Are we homies, though? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, just check. | |
| Yep. | |
| Just checking. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's see. | |
| And quick recap, we won't get into it because we've done it previously, but quick recap: you were a cam girl, and this person wanted to degrade him and wanted you to tell him to cut off his cojones. | |
| And he actually cut off one of his cojones. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I was a cam girl, and like, we're in like private chat where he's paying by like the minute, but like, he offered like $3,000. | |
| He already tipped it. | |
| And he was like, I just want you to push me to cut off one of my balls. | |
| And he already had like a metal clamp thing. | |
| So then I was like, well, you already spent, you already tipped me $3,000. | |
| And you're probably just going to tell the other girl if I say no, you're going to have someone else do it. | |
| So then I was like, yep. | |
| And he did it. | |
| I said, keep going. | |
| Keep going. | |
| Yep. | |
| Go. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Wait, do that again? | |
| Keep going. | |
| Keep clipping. | |
| Good job. | |
| Good boy. | |
| Blop. | |
| And then went blap on the floor. | |
| Damn. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Wow. | |
| That's like some jackass forever type shit. | |
| But like, yeah, later he joined again and showed me his little scar. | |
| Did he have to go to the hospital? | |
| I would hope that. | |
| I mean, it ended right after that. | |
| And then he came back on the cam with like a scar. | |
| Like a. | |
| And only one testicle? | |
| Bro gave himself a He got skinny Okay. | |
| I'm so alarmed right now. | |
| I feel so bad for that man. | |
| He didn't like call the police. | |
| Say, hey, there's a psychopath who's cutting his balls off on the bus. | |
| I don't know where he lives. | |
| I don't know his real name. | |
| Yeah, I don't, I don't think you need to know. | |
| I think he called. | |
| He probably just went to the hospital on his own after that. | |
| I don't know. | |
| The call ended right after that, so nothing I can do. | |
| Yeah, I'm pretty sure you could have called police, yeah. | |
| I think. | |
| On me? | |
| Yeah, I would have called the police and said, hey, this guy just cut his balls off on the camera. | |
| I'm going to make you $200. | |
| Good on you, Brian, plus 10 Sunday. | |
| Good sport. | |
| Break your ass. | |
| Decent man. | |
| Plus. | |
| Andrew's debate plus 10. | |
| Have a good podcast, ladies. | |
| Hey, Rath. | |
| Tag Eye Browns Matter. | |
| Wait. | |
| Eyebrows matter. | |
| Yo, Rath, thank you so much. | |
| Thank you so much for the TTS, man. | |
| And also, thank you earlier for. | |
| I think you sent in like 10 Twitch subs. | |
| So thank you so much, man. | |
| Really appreciate it. | |
| Good to see you in the chat. | |
| Wow. | |
| Okay. | |
| Any other similar stories of whatever that was? | |
| Me and my little sister kicked someone in the balls in public in Seattle. | |
| That was funny. | |
| In Seattle? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It was like one of the first times I saw her in like years. | |
| And she got into it. | |
| And then like, I came home from school. | |
| I came home from school. | |
| And she was like, Kayla, I cleaned your shoes. | |
| And they were dirty as fuck. | |
| So then. | |
| And then I'm like, you cleaned them? | |
| She's like, no, my sub cleaned them. | |
| And then she showed me a video of like she's wearing my shoes outside my apartment and this man is like on hands and knees licking my shoes clean. | |
| They were dirty as hell. | |
| And they were clean as hell. | |
| After. | |
| And then later, like the next day. | |
| How do I get one of those? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Ask her. | |
| And that's crazy. | |
| Like the next day we met up, me, her, and my friend, um, in a public, like, parking lot in, like, a really popular area of Seattle. | |
| We he laid down and we, like, kicked him in the balls. | |
| And then also, we used him as a footstool. | |
| And he paid us to do that. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Money is money. | |
| Damn, that's crazy. | |
| What the f. | |
| Okay. | |
| You got anything for that, Andrew? | |
| Are you just kind of fucking delinquents? | |
| Wow. | |
| Straight up delinquents. | |
| I feel bad. | |
| That's so sad. | |
| Yeah, but like, I would do that. | |
| No, I don't think it's sad of her. | |
| I think I feel bad for anyone who their brain thinks they have to do that to get someone's attention and love. | |
| Do you think that's what it is? | |
| Attention and love? | |
| I don't. | |
| Or desperate. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I really don't know. | |
| I don't get it. | |
| I think it's really sad. | |
| I feel like everyone has different reasons. | |
| It's dangerous. | |
| Like a dude. | |
| Deranged, psychotic. | |
| Camera to cut off one of his balls might be slightly mentally ill. | |
| Yeah, slightly ill. | |
| Honestly, not at all. | |
| I think that man's in perfect shit shape in his head. | |
| Yeah, but that kind of begs the question, right? | |
| Like, if you know that the guy is obviously clearly not there in the head, why the fuck would you let him do that? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Rens, dude. | |
| Yeah, I mean, investments. | |
| Well, I mean, let's take, you know what? | |
| I agree. | |
| You know, I should take advantage of mentally ill women so I can pay my rent. | |
| Like, how would that sound the other direction? | |
| But it's like anonymous and on camera, and he's already on there. | |
| All your fathers have failed you. | |
| True. | |
| Here, let me get away for just one second. | |
| Yo, Metro Matt, thank you so much for the TTS, man. | |
| Really appreciate it. | |
| Really quick, before I have Andrew ask his question. | |
| Who here, are your parents still together? | |
| Just show of hands. | |
| You? | |
| Okay. | |
| And then do you, who here has good relationships with their father? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay, but what? | |
| Kind of. | |
| We don't live near each other now, so it's easy to have a good relationship. | |
| But did you vandalize his house? | |
| Yeah. | |
| After he threw you out for deliquitable behavior? | |
| Yeah, when I was 18, now I'm 22. | |
| You had a question, Andrew? | |
| Yeah, well, okay. | |
| So let me give you this scenario back the other way. | |
| Let's pretend that you had a mentally ill woman, right, who you were exploiting to, well, I don't know, give sexual favors to men while she was on camera. | |
| Would you say that that was bad? | |
| Wait, like. | |
| Mentally ill woman, you, some guy, is exploiting that mental illness or utilizing that mental illness in order to have her do sexual favors for men on camera. | |
| Is that bad? | |
| If she's not, like, wanting that. | |
| No, she wants it. | |
| She's just mentally ill. | |
| Well, that's her decision. | |
| So easy. | |
| So he's not doing anything wrong. | |
| I don't think it's anyone else's responsibility to take care of someone else. | |
| Never. | |
| There's no response. | |
| I mean, if you have a child, it's your responsible. | |
| Yeah, your child, but like a random person, you're not responsible for their mental health. | |
| Yeah, like if somebody's about to set themselves on fire, you don't think they have a responsibility to stop them? | |
| That's different. | |
| What's different? | |
| What's different? | |
| Like, it's the same concept. | |
| don't you have duties to other people to not let them do horrible things to themselves if you can if you can stop it i mean like wouldn't you want somebody to do that for you if If, like, let's say you took a bunch of mushrooms some night, right? | |
| Like, you popped a bunch of mushrooms, calves, right? | |
| Or you took some acid and you were like in the street freaking out, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just freaking out. | |
| You're about, you know, you're about to start hurting yourself, and some nice guy walked by and saw that you were clearly not there. | |
| And he was like, oh, hey, I got this camera here, right? | |
| And here's some money. | |
| That would be kind of like taking advantage, right? | |
| Now let's switch the scenario. | |
| And he stops and he's like, oh, there's something wrong with you. | |
| I'm going to get you to a hospital, right? | |
| Make sure you're okay. | |
| Okay, but that's the one that's genuinely who would do that because if you see some tweaker on the street, you're not usually going to come up to them and try to help them because you don't know how they're going to react. | |
| I've seen people give great kindness to random strangers. | |
| I have too, but like if someone's really tweaking on the street, usually you don't go up to them. | |
| You see a young girl, right? | |
| Who's maybe like her pupils are this big and she's having a bad trip. | |
| I would not come up to her. | |
| I would probably call some of the people. | |
| Right, but you would get her help. | |
| That's the point, right? | |
| You're not looking to exploit her, right? | |
| You're looking to help her. | |
| But when it's an anonymous person on camera. | |
| They are anonymous people, right? | |
| You don't know them. | |
| I guess, but like, how am I supposed to? | |
| Am I supposed to call the cops? | |
| I don't know where they're going. | |
| Yeah, of course you are. | |
| A random person under this random username on this random streaming site where I don't know where they were. | |
| I'm sure that the police who can pinpoint you with ease in seconds would never be able to figure out where a guy was calling you from. | |
| I mean, of course, they have technology to trace these types of calls and this type of things. | |
| Like, yeah, I think you could make a call. | |
| Like, a camera is like a VPN on there. | |
| Yeah, I mean, those are all roadways that you can't do anything about. | |
| But what you can do something about is like, hey, this guy's about to cut one of his testicles off. | |
| But like, he's. | |
| And by the way, not only that, not only that, let's forget even that. | |
| Let's forget even that you called. | |
| What about just saying, hey, dude, don't cut off your balls, bro? | |
| But then he's like, please, please. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| And you say, no, don't cut off your balls. | |
| Like, how hard is that? | |
| Skip and then he can go to the next person. | |
| Yeah, but then the responsibility, I agree, could be off of you, right? | |
| We messed up. | |
| Yeah, but then. | |
| But there's also the chance that he didn't do that. | |
| There's also the chance he doesn't skip and go to the next person, right? | |
| I guess, but rents due tomorrow. | |
| You're right. | |
| So it's just like, I don't give a shit. | |
| I'm just, if I can exploit your mental illness for my own gain, I'll do that. | |
| Doesn't that sound good? | |
| Garris Godfrey donated $1,000. | |
| Pop champagne. | |
| Pop champagne. | |
| Let's have a good show. | |
| Drugs are bad. | |
| Saw my first child on the ultrasound for the first time day. | |
| So excited. | |
| W Andrew, WJ, W Discord, W Barita Puma. | |
| Yo, Garris Godfrey. | |
| Congratulations. | |
| You're a legend, dude. | |
| Thank you so much for the massive support. | |
| We'll do the champagne pop. | |
| While I get this opened, I'll allow you guys, if you want to. | |
| Yeah, I was just saying back and forth. | |
| I would think that you would think he'd have some responsibility to not let a guy cut his dick or, you know, his balls off. | |
| That you would be like, you would just take one second to be like, come on, dude. | |
| You don't actually want it. | |
| Like, now we're crossing the next Rubicon of like six. | |
| I honestly didn't think he would do it, but like he's begging me to. | |
| I thought he would just like, you know, turn off the stream like right before. | |
| Just say, for example, it wasn't his balls that he wanted to chop off. | |
| Say he wanted to cut himself open and remove his kidneys. | |
| How far would you go if rent was due? | |
| Rent was seriously due to be like, you've got no money. | |
| I don't even think you could do that, sir. | |
| I don't think you can cut open. | |
| I think you could try. | |
| I'd be like. | |
| If he was tipping big money like that. | |
| I'd be like, tip first. | |
| Hold on a second. | |
| Yeah, tip first. | |
| And then log off. | |
| Tip first, then I'll log off. | |
| So 20 grand, if he said 20 grand is on the table, I'm going to do this. | |
| Would you do it? | |
| I'd tell him to tip first. | |
| And he tips, boom. | |
| You have to stay on camera and watch though and push him into it. | |
| Well, usually if they tip first, one of them will just cancel the call. | |
| And then I got the money. | |
| What if he says half now, half later? | |
| Half of 20K is 10K, so that's fine. | |
| So you just rob him? | |
| But then you don't, you're over here saying like that you don't want to do that. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| It's almost like you don't have to encourage it or rob him. | |
| It's like you can do both. | |
| You could be like, I'm not only not going to watch you do this horrible thing to yourself, but I'm also not going to rob you. | |
| It's like you could do both of those things. | |
| You don't even have to do one or the other or anything. | |
| You could just not do either. | |
| He could be like, hey, you know what? | |
| I'm not going to let you cut out your kidneys, and I'm not going to rob you. | |
| Isn't that crazy? | |
| Like, you could just do both those things. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Motherfucker's got to get robbed, you know. | |
| Champagne? | |
| I'm rinsed you. | |
| I'm okay. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Champagne? | |
| Sure. | |
| Champagne? | |
| Please. | |
| Champagne? | |
| Shaman. | |
| Andrew. | |
| Champagne. | |
| Lens. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'll just start passing them down. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right, guys. | |
| What? | |
| Who would you guys date a Trump supporter? | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| Depends on how he acts. | |
| No. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| This isn't champagne. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| Silly goose. | |
| I know I can't drink on air. | |
| So silly goose. | |
| I got bamboozled. | |
| Did you get yourself a bad person? | |
| For Jordan. | |
| That's fine, I think. | |
| Did you guys want to continue talking about the ball cutting? | |
| Are you guys going to be able to do that? | |
| I think they're just saying, like, just being a decent. | |
| Just being a decent human being. | |
| You don't want to be responsible for somebody harming themselves. | |
| Yeah, that's why I don't do camming anymore. | |
| And I do only think about it. | |
| Like, even if it's like, like, money aside, it's just not the right thing to advocate for somebody or to push somebody to hurt themselves. | |
| And I on purpose. | |
| I thought they were like capping. | |
| Like, I thought they were lying and wouldn't actually go through with it. | |
| And I thought they were just gonna like end the stream like before. | |
| At what point did it become real? | |
| Was it after he sent money? | |
| No, he sent like half. | |
| He sent like half of it first. | |
| He sent half, then he had to go through with it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| How did you know he went through with it? | |
| There was like physical proof he went through with it. | |
| I mean, I saw it plop on the ground. | |
| Oh. | |
| You watched the whole thing happen. | |
| Yeah, I thought he was going to end the stream and I was going to be fine with $1,500 instead of like $3,000. | |
| So you stayed to get the remaining $1,500? | |
| Well, I usually don't end the stream. | |
| Like, I'm just watching because I also get paid by the minute. | |
| So, like. | |
| Anyways. | |
| Anyways. | |
| Yeah, I think the other thing is. | |
| Let's do a toast to Garris Godfrey Salu. | |
| Cheers, your shooters. | |
| Congratulations. | |
| Congrats, guys. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Really appreciate your patronage. | |
| Shoot me a DM on the Discord. | |
| I believe you're on the Discord. | |
| We'll get you the legendary rank. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| I have a quick follow-up on this. | |
| Yes. | |
| You said that you had ended calls before when they tip you. | |
| Does that mean that you've robbed men on this? | |
| No. | |
| So you've never taken the tip and then ended the call? | |
| I'll like do the call until I'm uncomfortable because sometimes they'll ask me to do crazy things. | |
| Sometimes people are into making myself throw up. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| Then I'm going to end the call. | |
| But you'll take the tip. | |
| He already tipped. | |
| Yeah, so he says, I want you to do this thing. | |
| And here's the tip. | |
| And then tell me what he wants. | |
| But he already tipped, so like I'm not going to refund him money. | |
| So he's never told you what he wants and then tipped and then he've ended the call. | |
| Yeah, why would he do that? | |
| That's what's happened to me, though. | |
| Because that's not very cash money. | |
| He should ask first. | |
| Yeah, but then they say some stuff that's like, they want, they keep pushing my limits when I purely, I already put the boundaries, and then after they tip, they keep saying like trying to push my boundaries of like doing like other things that I didn't agree to. | |
| And that's when I just like end it and I'm like. | |
| So you've never taken a tip saying that you would do something and they just not done it? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, that'd be kind of fun. | |
| Because once I get like uncomfortable because they're pushing my boundaries. | |
| What are those boundaries? | |
| Like anal type stuff? | |
| No. | |
| I don't know. | |
| But not snipping a testicle off? | |
| I just honestly wanted to see if that was like, if he was dead ass about that. | |
| Well, he was dead ass. | |
| Well, did it for the plot? | |
| For the plot process. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's see. | |
| You said you're doing your OF to pay for your higher education. | |
| Are you in college right now, too? | |
| I'm in Cosmo, cosmetology. | |
| Oh, cosmetology school. | |
| Is that the higher education, or are you trying to do something more like academic? | |
| I'm more of a creative person, so I don't think there's a point for me to go to college for like to study arts. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Moving to Heather. | |
| You do the OF stuff. | |
| Are you also a stripper too? | |
| I wish. | |
| No. | |
| Do any of you do stripping? | |
| I was a stripper for like three months. | |
| Three months. | |
| Okay. | |
| God, I want to be a stripper so bad. | |
| I actually wrote an essay when I was a kid about how I wanted to be stripper because my mom was talking about how much money they make and stuff. | |
| It's not worth the traumatization. | |
| I mean, only doing it for a month would still be fun to me. | |
| And I don't want to do one-on-ones. | |
| Like, the reason why I wouldn't be a stripper is because most clubs kind of like push you towards like touching men. | |
| And I do not want gropes. | |
| That's not happening. | |
| So, I don't know. | |
| I just want to look pretty on a poll and get praised. | |
| I got it. | |
| I got it. | |
| I got. | |
| That sounds so fun. | |
| What the heck? | |
| Gosh, I don't know. | |
| Nah, but you gotta, like, you'll realize you'll actually have to handle rejection to your face. | |
| Do you want to dance? | |
| No. | |
| $10. | |
| No, no thanks, honey. | |
| Yeah, that's okay. | |
| I don't really, I don't, I don't really have, I don't care. | |
| My feelings don't get hurt very easily. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I just keep scope. | |
| You said you've only been in three long-term relationships and that this is the first time you've been single since you were 13. | |
| I don't really know anything about normal dating. | |
| Yeah, it's hard. | |
| I mean, the dating part is hard, but like when you're like single and you're just like doing your thing, I don't really know how to be single. | |
| It's hard. | |
| Okay. | |
| You wanted to ask, how old should you start thinking about serious relationships? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So that's a question for the panel. | |
| Yeah, like when should you start thinking about getting into a relationship that you know you want to lead to marriage, you know? | |
| Because like 13 is way too young. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like I should not have been in a relationship at 13. | |
| Totally agree. | |
| I think it depends on the personality of the person because everyone wants different things out of relationships, out of life. | |
| Some people want a career. | |
| Some people want to make a family first. | |
| So I think it's kind of open to interpretation, but I would say as like a guideline, I think it's more intelligent to date a little bit later. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, I don't know. | |
| When you're a kid, I feel like you should focus on like being a kid and like learning about who you are and your friend group and stuff like that. | |
| For sure. | |
| I'd say I kind of think like 17. | |
| At the very, at the very minimum. | |
| Like if you have to date, I'd say like 17, I guess. | |
| But I'd prefer like your brain isn't even fully developed as a girly until you're like 25, isn't it? | |
| Well like kind of depends on the person. | |
| I think you mature to get a little bit of a drink. | |
| So like as long as you're like above 18, I guess you can't really say anything about it. | |
| But 13 is way too young. | |
| There should be like a law against that. | |
| No, no serious relationships. | |
| Well there's laws against like there's laws against like doing the nasty, but that's not even I was just like dating him, you know? | |
| Metro Matt donated $200. | |
| Ladies, the internet is forever. | |
| Your time at a serious relationship was before event wearing what you are. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Yo, Metro Matt, thank you for the TTS, man. | |
| Really, really appreciate it. | |
| What do you guys think about this? | |
| So, I mean, he's sort of kind of hinting towards since you guys are involved in OF, do you think it makes things maybe a bit harder to get a relationship? | |
| I definitely agree. | |
| I think it's a little bit harder depending on the type of people you want to date. | |
| I think that since I am an only guy's model, I've been doing that for three or four years now. | |
| It has been a little bit more challenging finding someone who is okay with someone who is in the sex work industry. | |
| And I totally understand that. | |
| It's not always easy looking over at your partner's phone and someone named Sugar Daddy number 10 is like, yo, drop your panties. | |
| I want to see you XYZ. | |
| Right. | |
| Like, that's not easy to see that sometimes. | |
| But some people are okay with putting those differences aside and learning who you are outside of just your career. | |
| Can I ask you a question? | |
| Yes. | |
| If a man had a woman who had Sugar Daddy number 10 on the phone and he said, I want you to do A, B, C, and D for me, and she does it, and he's okay with it. | |
| Isn't he a cuck? | |
| Do you like that? | |
| Sorry, I'm kidding. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I like cucks. | |
| I like men who are accepting and don't really care. | |
| I just would never, I would never do it in front of him personally. | |
| A cuck is a person. | |
| I like to keep it away. | |
| Like in person, watching them. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Why it doesn't need to be in person? | |
| Or like watching them personally. | |
| I think it's just a guy is okay with it. | |
| So like, let me give you an example. | |
| I think if a guy says, I'm okay with you, like, having sex with my wife or girlfriend. | |
| Oh, that, and then that's a cuck. | |
| That's a cuck, right? | |
| But if he said, I'm okay with you watching her do shit naked while you masturbate, that's still the same shit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's then watching porn is being a cuck. | |
| I think it's like, what's your opinion on watching porn? | |
| Because that's literally like... | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| So I think that there's kind of a distinction there between what is interpersonal and what isn't. | |
| Well, I would agree it's bad. | |
| You shouldn't do it, right? | |
| Shouldn't be done. | |
| Huh? | |
| Sorry. | |
| I think it's a little bit based on who you are as a person and how you perceive things and like your nature versus nurture, you know? | |
| Because like for me, I view it as business. | |
| You know, it's like, oh, sure, whatever. | |
| It takes 10 minutes, make a few hundred bucks. | |
| I don't see what that is. | |
| If my wife, let's say, saw it as a business opportunity to have sex with other men for money, that would still be cuckery, right? | |
| If I was like, okay, then. | |
| What I mean is like the interpersonal relationship. | |
| Like when you are dating someone, it's like almost romantic, not almost, it's like romantic, you know, like an emotional connection. | |
| But not to out myself, it's work for me. | |
| Like, I don't have an emotional connection. | |
| It's just like a picture. | |
| I don't really understand why it being work has anything to do with the cuck aspect of it. | |
| It's like, oh, I get paid for it. | |
| It's like, okay, so what? | |
| You get paid for it. | |
| But if the guy's okay with you getting like, you know, plowed, let's say, by other dudes and you're getting paid, I don't see the distinction. | |
| It just seems like, okay, well, now I'm a cuck who gets paid for being a cuck versus not getting paid for being a cuck. | |
| It's just the same shit, right? | |
| I think it definitely depends. | |
| I think it's like a little bit circumstantial and like who the parties are involved are. | |
| Because like for me, if there's an emotional connection, I am livid. | |
| Like if my partner is like emotionally invested into another woman, I'm like, yo, bro. | |
| If it's not cuckuard. | |
| That's an example of a time when it's not cuckery. | |
| I think, for example, like a bundle. | |
| You know, like if you're in the sex work industry, do bundles. | |
| So if I took pictures like three, four years ago and I posted my story, like, hey, who wants to buy this $100 bundle, whatever, and I just send it. | |
| There's no emotional connection. | |
| It's not custom, nothing like that. | |
| It's literally just 20-neat to like. | |
| So you're sending a bundle of nude or whatever sort of content to somebody and they're masturbating to it. | |
| Whatever they do to it. | |
| Whatever they want. | |
| And your boyfriend's cool with you doing that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That would make him a cuck. | |
| I think a cuckold. | |
| I think you like someone that's turned on by that. | |
| Nope. | |
| Well, I mean, she doesn't do it in front of them. | |
| No, it's just him allowing it. | |
| It's just them being okay with it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Or being okay with it. | |
| With cuckery, I feel like it's definitely more of like an intimate, like you get turned on, you are actively hard. | |
| You are actively trying to come to your partner. | |
| Cuckoldry comes from the idea that a woman gets pregnant with some other man's kid, and then you unknowingly raise the child. | |
| Oh. | |
| That's where the root word for cuckoldry is. | |
| It comes from a cuckoo bird, right? | |
| So the idea is the bird goes in, lays eggs. | |
| Okay? | |
| Not kidding. | |
| Yeah, the bird goes in, lays eggs, and then unwittingly the offspring is being raised by the male that's not actually their offspring. | |
| So they don't know, right? | |
| But the way it evolved is the same idea. | |
| The idea here is if other people are having sex with your chick, they could get pregnant, right? | |
| And then you could unknowingly think that that's your child. | |
| And so that's how the word evolved into the idea of if a guy is okay with you sleeping around or selling yourself sexually around, then that's cuckoldry. | |
| So that's how the root got to where we're at now. | |
| Okay. | |
| You see what I'm saying? | |
| Yeah, I didn't know that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think it's really interesting to look at the history of words and to see how it's changed over the years. | |
| Yeah, the etymology. | |
| Yeah, the etymology. | |
| And I think from my relationship, my partner, I mean, to best my knowledge, he's never expressed that he has any sexual interest in what I do. | |
| He's actually kind of not really the greatest fan of it, and it's like, I don't know, because it's like... | |
| No, I'm sure he's not. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm sure he's not. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, look, like, honestly, don't you think that most men don't want to share their woman? | |
| Definitely. | |
| I mean, I don't want to say definitely because every man is different and they all have their own special. | |
| I didn't say all. | |
| I just said most. | |
| Like myself, I'm sorry. | |
| I just said most. | |
| Don't you think most men don't want to share their woman? | |
| And I mean the vast majority, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's definitely interesting to think about how people portray themselves, especially socially. | |
| Like as an OnlyFans girl, myself, I've received a lot of distasteful comments or the ending of relationships because of it. | |
| So I definitely see the validity of not wanting your partner to do it. | |
| I also see the validity of picking and choosing who you surround yourself with and stuff like that. | |
| No, I guess I understand your perspective. | |
| I'm just asking kind of a different question. | |
| So do you think most men probably don't want to share their woman? | |
| From what I've read online and like what I've experienced myself, I do think that's the case. | |
| Yeah, I would say that that's probably reasonable, right? | |
| That they don't want to share their woman. | |
| And so this idea, think of it from the other man's perspective, of the man who does and is willing to share their woman, aren't all these other men who are unwilling to going to think lesser of him? | |
| Honestly, I'm not sure. | |
| They do. | |
| And you know what they call them? | |
| They call them a cuck. | |
| Right? | |
| They say you're a fucking cuck. | |
| And that's why they call them that. | |
| They think lesser of him. | |
| So I have my own hypothesis here. | |
| See, I think that any man, any man who allows their woman to be, you know, on purpose, go out and screw other men or dance naked form or whatever, any man who allows that, every other man, regardless of their social status, is going to think they're better than that guy. | |
| Every man. | |
| Regardless of, you could be, in other words, you could be a bum in the street, a bum in the street, hasn't washed in eight weeks, right? | |
| No money, no nothing. | |
| And you'll think you're better than that guy. | |
| Because he's a cuck. | |
| Because he's a cuck. | |
| I'm not kidding. | |
| Who cares about other cups? | |
| Yeah, we should get sad on everybody who doesn't care about other people. | |
| You don't. | |
| Well, you don't have to because you don't have to compete, right? | |
| But men do. | |
| Men have to compete. | |
| Hang on. | |
| Men have to compete with each other. | |
| So men operate within a social hierarchy. | |
| And so it's very important to men what other men think. | |
| That's job prospects. | |
| That's how we get along in the world is by relying on each other. | |
| So if men think lesser of you in general, right, that's a serious effect that men face within their own hierarchical structure. | |
| So who built the like the way, like, it's because of that. | |
| I'm sorry, but you guys, we had to fix it for ourselves. | |
| How we see, like, what we do now, it wasn't this way when my grandma was a kid at all. | |
| And us women, we collected a lot of people. | |
| Thank God for women's liberation. | |
| But you men, you guys haven't done that yet because it's so hard because it's been. | |
| We haven't been liberated? | |
| You guys haven't like changed the judgment aspect of it. | |
| Like I was just talking about this the other night. | |
| We haven't. | |
| We're not ever going to judge it differently. | |
| I spent the night at someone's house with my friend the other night and he's like a big fan of the whatever podcast. | |
| And we were talking about it. | |
| And like, I don't know, it's just really sad how like guys care so much about other people's opinions. | |
| Yeah, but it's other men, yeah. | |
| Grid1 Motorsports donated $200.01. | |
| The delusion is ridiculous with these whores. | |
| No man wants another man to plow his woman and to be able to ask how his dike tastes, let alone think about sloppy seconds. | |
| Wake up and be better. | |
| Thank you, Gridwan. | |
| All right. | |
| Thank you, Gridwan. | |
| Appreciate the message. | |
| So yeah. | |
| Well, you were saying that you were talking with your male friend, and why do men care so much? | |
| Or what was it you were saying? | |
| That was actually me. | |
| No, yeah, but you, my father was talking about that. | |
| None of us are getting plowed. | |
| We're simply selling. | |
| Yeah, you guys are bringing it up here in our offer, though. | |
| The commenter said what the comments were said. | |
| Yeah, no, I'm going back to what I'm saying. | |
| You're making a category, making a category. | |
| Okay, we're simply currently. | |
| I'm saying everything under this category is the thing which includes allowing your chick to get plowed. | |
| Not that any of you are doing that. | |
| There's a distinction there, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Was not making any such accusation. | |
| So the problem is, is like y'all have to probably attention deficits, or you're like a tip. | |
| I'm kidding. | |
| Okay. | |
| But anyway, no, I never actually said that. | |
| What I said was that all that fits under the category of cuckery. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I mean, true. | |
| I just like my men. | |
| I like my men non-judgmental, preferably not straight. | |
| And I don't know. | |
| You like your men not straight? | |
| Yeah, I'd prefer a guy who's like, I don't know. | |
| My last relationship, he's a good person. | |
| How do you have a physical relationship? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know how I dived him. | |
| He's so perfect, and he doesn't like, he doesn't want girls like that. | |
| Like bi. | |
| No, like he, he didn't. | |
| I guess, yeah, he has been bi. | |
| He has a really great taste in women, but like, I just don't like, I'm not, like, jealous at all. | |
| I wouldn't let him get with anyone else, and I don't want to get with anyone else. | |
| You wouldn't want him sucking a dick on the side while you. | |
| Oh, I don't care about that. | |
| And that sounds fun. | |
| That sounds hot. | |
| I don't care about that. | |
| You guys can do it together. | |
| Exactly, but I wouldn't get with another guy. | |
| That's gross. | |
| I'm more into girls, personally. | |
| But I'm not completely into girls. | |
| Like, he's more into guys than he is, girls. | |
| I'm more into guys than I am, girls. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's confusing. | |
| It's confusing. | |
| I'm not confused. | |
| But so, kind of moving this back, though, to the Wilson hypothesis, which is that any, I think, any man who is not a cuck will always view every man who is as lesser than them, regardless of social status. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's my hypothesis. | |
| No, and that might be right. | |
| I guess I sure think what you're saying. | |
| Yeah, so don't you think then, if that is true, and you agree that that's true, that the men who engage in this then are going to be, they're going to be significantly punished by the rest of the hierarchy in society for this. | |
| If they let it, sure. | |
| How would you mean let? | |
| How can you stop it? | |
| Oh, there's not like, there's not like a go-off, queen. | |
| Yeah, there's not like a stop which can happen here, right? | |
| You can't stop it. | |
| You can't be like, oh, you have to view me as your e-cause they just won't, right? | |
| It's like, nah, you're a cuck, bro. | |
| Get out of here. | |
| Or you could just not care in general. | |
| Yeah, but not caring does not mean that you're not going to get the effect. | |
| True. | |
| Well, I guess I've just never seen it firsthand, but like. | |
| There's a few people on the internet. | |
| There's no way I can dispute something I don't know. | |
| I'm exposed as cucks. | |
| And hitherto they might have had some opinions that people really liked. | |
| They might have had a following. | |
| And they might be able to say the best thing ever that is just completely revolutionary. | |
| They might be able to cure cancer. | |
| But they're a cuck. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So that's true. | |
| No, you got a valid point there. | |
| That's definitely messed up. | |
| That's so sad. | |
| Well, I mean, you heard, you know, it's the old bridge builder thing, right? | |
| It doesn't matter how good you are at building bridges. | |
| If you suck one dick, they're not going to call you the bridge builder. | |
| They're going to call you. | |
| The dicks are good. | |
| That's right. | |
| I was like, wait, that's how it works. | |
| No, you're right. | |
| That's messed up. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Luckily, us girls don't have to deal with that, I guess. | |
| I'm glad. | |
| I would feel horrible. | |
| Everyone called my man a cuck. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That would be a good idea. | |
| You're like hiding from society. | |
| Like, this is sad. | |
| I mean, I'm hiding in a damn. | |
| I didn't realize how weird my thought process is. | |
| I thought that it just was like everyone thinks differently, but I guess I there's well, these norms. | |
| Do you know why these norms exist? | |
| They exist because no, no, they exist because the only way to assure paternity from a man and a woman, meaning the only way for you to determine that the child was yours before we had testing to determine this, which is recent, very recent, was that she was only with you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So if she stepped out, you had no way to determine whether the offspring was yours. | |
| Yeah, I mean, I've got to do it. | |
| So that's why it's such a big deal. | |
| It's ingrained in men, right? | |
| It's ingrained in men. | |
| They're like, they want to assure paternity. | |
| They want to be like, I want to know that kid. | |
| So that's why we find it revolting, right? | |
| True. | |
| It's built into us. | |
| That's totally fine. | |
| I mean, I think it's revolting too. | |
| Like, if my ex, I say my ex because I still care about him a lot and stuff, but if my ex were to get with a girl, I would probably freak out and put like instant mashed potatoes in his yard before it rained. | |
| I thought you had the perfect homosexual you were with. | |
| I don't think he would do it. | |
| I'm just saying, hypothetically, if he were to, I'd be really upset. | |
| Why? | |
| But like, because I mean, but if he goes out and like sucks 100 dicks, no problem? | |
| I mean, he wouldn't. | |
| But if he did, but if he did. | |
| I wouldn't mess with like 100. | |
| Like if he had 10? | |
| I think 10 is doable. | |
| Two? | |
| Okay, two dicks. | |
| But not three. | |
| Not three. | |
| Three's too many. | |
| No, I mean, okay. | |
| He's super respectful and he understands my boundaries and I don't even have to worry about it. | |
| Okay, so too. | |
| So he sucks two dicks. | |
| That's okay. | |
| One chick. | |
| I do want to see a my chart though. | |
| I want to see. | |
| You want to make sure you didn't get HIV? | |
| I need to. | |
| I need to, like, it's like a, that's like a big thing. | |
| Like, I'm not getting nothing. | |
| Like, do what you want. | |
| Just don't get with a girl and show me your my chart. | |
| But you can go get with a guy. | |
| He can? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Sure. | |
| I don't care. | |
| I want to see them, though. | |
| And that's just me. | |
| That's just me personally. | |
| Like, I would never judge what other people want and stuff as long as it's not like messed up. | |
| But like, I don't know. | |
| That's just how I am. | |
| It should have been a bit more. | |
| Having a girlfriend and then going out and sucking a dick is a little bit messed up. | |
| Not particularly. | |
| Just keep me in the known. | |
| It's never happened. | |
| He never really did it. | |
| I think he thinks that it would make me upset. | |
| But like, I'm so, I'm so for real right now. | |
| I genuinely don't get jealous like that when it comes to men. | |
| But with women, no, it's like my brain is like wired to be like, if he gets with another girl, then he hates me. | |
| So I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I want to know if there's like a name for how I think. | |
| Because I cannot be the only person that thinks this way. | |
| Okay. | |
| I think it's called psychosis. | |
| It might be. | |
| I am crazy. | |
| Wait, you are? | |
| No, I'm just autistic. | |
| Wait, you're just autistic? | |
| Oh, autistic. | |
| Yeah, my brain's just a little scared. | |
| I guess this could be a good segue. | |
| Like, so mental illness check. | |
| What's everybody's diagnosis? | |
| Oh, really? | |
| Never been diagnosed with anything. | |
| You've diagnosed yourself, though, right? | |
| What's your self-diagnosis? | |
| Self-diagnosis? | |
| ADHD. | |
| Okay. | |
| ADHD? | |
| What you got? | |
| Gotta catch him. | |
| Anxiety. | |
| Official or unofficial? | |
| Unofficial. | |
| So self-diagnosis, anxiety. | |
| Self-diagnosis. | |
| No, any official diagnoses? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Yeah, I'm just autistic. | |
| So, okay, we got like bipolar, BPD, anything like that. | |
| Any personality disorders? | |
| Autistic? | |
| I mean, yeah, technically. | |
| Technically what? | |
| Asperger's. | |
| Technically. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I have like a few anxiety disorders. | |
| I have GAD, I have like social anxiety, and then I also have anticipatory anxiety. | |
| Anticipatory anxiety. | |
| So I'd show up to work like three or four hours early, like in the parking lot type shit. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Yeah, I'd like 11 years of therapy. | |
| Sweet. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What? | |
| Good times. | |
| Oh, sorry, I totally heard something else. | |
| Can't talk about on the podcast. | |
| Anyway, I also have like a depression disorder, so I have like clinical depression. | |
| All right, what about you? | |
| What you got? | |
| Anxiety. | |
| Anxiety? | |
| I get anxious sometimes. | |
| Jake, what about you? | |
| Sometimes when I'm trying to sleep and I hear little noises, I get pretty upset. | |
| Okay, psychopath. | |
| All right. | |
| Psychopath. | |
| What about you, Andrew? | |
| Insomnia. | |
| Got psychopathy, narcissism. | |
| Like the list goes on. | |
| Any of these. | |
| Honestly, I'm glad you're self-aware of it. | |
| Yeah, any of the things that women normally call men when they're just kind of like moderately unpleasant to them. | |
| Incel mockery paint. | |
| I have OCD. | |
| I have all of those. | |
| That's like Mr. Nz's wife. | |
| Mr. Uns' wife. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So I would say, yeah, narcissism, psychopathic, yeah, all that stuff. | |
| Most men. | |
| Most men. | |
| He's just a man. | |
| Do you sleep with like blackout curtains and all that stuff? | |
| And then going around the table once you're in the middle. | |
| Do we like to hear a pin drop? | |
| Pawn off. | |
| Okay, so same thing. | |
| Really? | |
| Is this the inquiry? | |
| Blackout curtains? | |
| Is that the point? | |
| Yes, it's got to be dark, quiet. | |
| I don't want to hear a peep. | |
| Okay, so going around the table. | |
| You're triggering my narcissism so hard right now. | |
| So sorry. | |
| You're triggering my narcissism. | |
| Triggering my narcissism. | |
| Let's take a walk. | |
| So going around the table, do you take any medications for your problems? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| This includes self-medication. | |
| Yeah, just like that. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Prescribed or just you buy it off the street? | |
| From my friends. | |
| I buy it off the local drug dealer on the corner. | |
| Word. | |
| Anything? | |
| Yes. | |
| Adderall? | |
| No, not Adderall. | |
| What do you say it? | |
| Weed. | |
| Yeah, I would say marijuana, yeah. | |
| Yeah, just weed. | |
| I was on cytolopram, but it kind of made me suicidal, so I stopped. | |
| Cytolopram is like a antidepressant, okay? | |
| Prescribed, yes. | |
| At a van. | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| No. | |
| That's a benzo, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Nothing. | |
| Just let it run wild. | |
| Nothing. | |
| All right. | |
| Okay, cool. | |
| There you go. | |
| There you have it, folks. | |
| The diagnosis from the panel. | |
| The prescription, the RX. | |
| that's great while we uh do we have oh we do have a couple chats so i'll get through those We have Who Cares? | |
| The level of desperation a simp will go to just to get a girl's attention. | |
| Have no remorse for these kinds of guys. | |
| O me wa mo shinde hu. | |
| Okay, hey, thank you, man. | |
| I really appreciate it. | |
| I believe this is in. | |
| He sent this when we were talking about the whole you made a guy cut his balls off. | |
| Yeah, he says he has no remorse for these kind of guys because, like, they're the one begging for it. | |
| I kind of have some remorse. | |
| Yeah, I did a little bit. | |
| Remorse is right. | |
| Not remorse, but empathy. | |
| Empathy, that's what I mean. | |
| And like, low-key pinning. | |
| No remorse. | |
| Because he's literally begging for it. | |
| I think they probably need mental health. | |
| But, you know, they sign into they need a father figure like Andrew Wilson. | |
| Andrew Wilson, you should start with this. | |
| Like called the angels. | |
| Andrew Tate. | |
| And you go around the fucking country just fucking belting simps and shit. | |
| What do you think? | |
| That's my question. | |
| Because apparently some of them would get sexual gratification from that. | |
| Oh. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, they get sexual gratification from pretty much everything. | |
| You have a question? | |
| No, I have a statement. | |
| A comment. | |
| Okay. | |
| I use Snapchat a lot. | |
| I have over like 10,000 followers on Snapchat for some reason. | |
| Thank you, thank you. | |
| Okay, I just send about like on an average three unsolicited dick pics a day. | |
| It's terrible. | |
| But one time I opened, I opened a same thing happens to men, right? | |
| No way. | |
| Okay, but I opened a snap one day, right? | |
| And this guy was shoving a rod down his hole. | |
| I've seen that. | |
| So it happens to men the other direction, right? | |
| So there's like women's OnlyFans bots, their managers and shit like that. | |
| We'll get those bots rolling, and you'll open up your Twitter and there'll be 15 stupid, naked, dumb scanks. | |
| You're like, you just got to block them all. | |
| You got to report them all. | |
| And it's like, what the fuck? | |
| I've seen that on my SPS. | |
| Yeah, they do it constantly. | |
| So it's not like women are the only ones who are getting unsolicited nudes. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Yeah, that's on Twitter. | |
| I know you know that there's. | |
| It's not just on Twitter, it's everywhere. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And Snapchat's really bad. | |
| I signed a lot of guy friends. | |
| Andrew, what do you think about this for equity, right? | |
| Because we hear girls bring up like equality, but then they like shift to equity or whatever. | |
| Like, I do kind of think it'd be equity if like kind of almost says revenge if women just started sending pussy pics. | |
| Like I. | |
| No, they would want that. | |
| They'd like it. | |
| Like us. | |
| I think women should like you should get back at us men. | |
| I think you just want to see some cats. | |
| I think you guys should get back. | |
| I think you guys should get back at us and just start sending unsolicited pussy pics. | |
| Do you know what I mean? | |
| Don't you have a wife or something? | |
| Isn't that the only guy? | |
| I don't know if you'd be here with men. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| So yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Go. | |
| I'm just saying, bro. | |
| I don't know. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| On Snapchat, there are definitely girls who will send you pictures of everything. | |
| For sure. | |
| I just think that guys have labeled anything. | |
| I'm just saying maybe just revenge or something. | |
| This is all fucking gross. | |
| That is so gross. | |
| Free revenge is crazy. | |
| Groomed or ungroomed. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Anyways, okay, we have another chat here from Run. | |
| Girl, you know what? | |
| I think we need to have Kylie read this. | |
| Kayla, sorry, my bad. | |
| It's my scissor. | |
| Kayla. | |
| Awkward. | |
| Girl on the right is 100% wife material. | |
| Sarcasm! | |
| Not the sharpest tool in the shed. | |
| Moms, lock your sons up. | |
| Lock up your sons. | |
| Wait, can you roll up your sleeve here, this one, so we can see the spider tattoo? | |
| Oh, sick. | |
| There's a heart. | |
| What's the story? | |
| It's like, that's very deep. | |
| Like, there's the heart in the middle and the spider webs. | |
| It's like. | |
| I just thought it was cute. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| There's no story behind it. | |
| Okay. | |
| She loves Spider-Man. | |
| Maybe that's the story. | |
| I love the center. | |
| I love Spider-Man. | |
| Me too. | |
| Oh, wait, really quick since we're on the topic. | |
| Let's cut Kayla. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Kayla. | |
| Kayla, right? | |
| Yes. | |
| Did I get it right? | |
| Thank you. | |
| What is wrong with me? | |
| Yeah, I don't know. | |
| We have some of her Instagram. | |
| So start with the beginning. | |
| I had a question for you, Kayla. | |
| So, like, there was a transformation. | |
| Big transformation that happened. | |
| What? | |
| Right. | |
| We got. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just the first one? | |
| The first photos. | |
| All right. | |
| So this is like young Kayla. | |
| And then next, though? | |
| Like, next one? | |
| Like, maybe a bit older. | |
| So, like, I'm curious what happened. | |
| So that's you and these two pics. | |
| What happened between then? | |
| Here. | |
| And then this. | |
| She straightened her eyebrows. | |
| Here. | |
| Next. | |
| Here. | |
| Next. | |
| Is that a face tattoo? | |
| Yeah, that was one of those. | |
| Is there one more? | |
| Is there one more? | |
| Oh, well, that one comes up. | |
| All of those in between that. | |
| What happened? | |
| What happened? | |
| Psychotic mother. | |
| She got kicked out. | |
| Crazy mom? | |
| Is that it? | |
| You got a crazy moment. | |
| Crazy mom, crazy dad. | |
| Crazy dad. | |
| Mostly a crazy mom, though, right? | |
| Yes. | |
| What? | |
| Mostly a crazy mom. | |
| She just has mental illness. | |
| Like, yeah, I could see. | |
| What does she have? | |
| Okay, we don't know exactly what my aunt is a therapist, so she thinks it's like some type of personality disorder because she never got like she has extreme ADHD. | |
| And I guess if you don't, like, learn how to cope with that or whatever, it can turn into like a personality disorder and like extreme depression or anxiety, stuff like that. | |
| Okay. | |
| But, like, why follow in the footsteps of crazy, though? | |
| Um, she's not like that's not by choice, though. | |
| Like, I'm like, I know I have ADHD, so I like to look up and like read up on how to like cope with those things. | |
| I don't want to get like a prescription for Adderall because I feel like there's no need to take Adderall every single day because that's like not good for you. | |
| I don't think personally. | |
| Yeah, but I mean, people are able to manage these conditions all the time, right? | |
| Without falling into kind of these insane traps where they decide they're going to tat themselves up, do the OnlyFans, gonna rebel against dad, right? | |
| They're gonna do all that type of stuff. | |
| Well, maybe it's just like my dad was really strict, like insanely strict. | |
| Like, I get caught for weed once, and then I come home, and my shit's all packed. | |
| When, like, did he put, did he lay down the groundwork? | |
| Don't do this, or else there's gonna be this consequence? | |
| No, we didn't. | |
| I came home, and it was just packed, and then, yeah, but then we didn't even, we didn't even talk about it for like three days, I just slept in my sister's bed. | |
| So, I just want to make sure, right? | |
| Just want to make sure there was no pattern of behavior, so it wasn't like, oh, this was just the one thing that I did, and my dad just absolutely lost his shit, threw me out. | |
| Or was it actually that there was a pattern of behavior where you had done a bunch of shit over and over and over again that he was dealing with? | |
| When I was like from like 14 to like 16, then after I just lived with my dad, he was more lenient with me, and I had I thought you just said he was super strict. | |
| No, okay, strict about like he grew up with he was born in Taiwan, so he's Asian parent strict. | |
| Plus, his dad was in the military, so military strict. | |
| Yeah, so he had high expectations, sure. | |
| Yeah, but I just think it was funny how he we would always have talks about how he thinks alcohol is worse for the first for people's health than versus weed, or like cigarettes are way worse for people's health versus weed. | |
| And then I got caught smoking weed once, then yeah, yeah, but but but okay, but was it just that it was only weed, or was there a pattern? | |
| That's the question before I got kicked out. | |
| It was in like 2020 versus when when um COVID was happening, my stepmom, she's a nurse, and she thought like COVID was fake, even though she was a nurse. | |
| Okay, and so I had a full-time job, and I was like a cashier at Jack in the Box. | |
| And I'm oh, I'm like serving like hundreds of people every day, but then he wouldn't let me leave the house to like chill with my friends for just a little bit. | |
| And it was kind of making me go insane staying at home because my dad and my stepmom would fuck so fucking loud and they wouldn't fucking like chill out. | |
| Like it's 7 a.m. and I'm trying to eat breakfast and like I'm here and like, you know, like, why would I want to stay? | |
| Wait, they fucked loud? | |
| Yes, and I would tell them to chill the fuck out. | |
| And like, bro, I'm trying to eat breakfast. | |
| It's kind of fun. | |
| I'm like about to throw up now because I'm hearing my dad fuck my stepmom. | |
| So he told you you weren't allowed to go out, you went out anyway, right? | |
| Yeah, because that's fucking trumpeting. | |
| So, so and then before that, I'm guessing that there were other restrictions he laid down and you rebelled against those restrictions as well, right? | |
| Yeah, so that's a pattern of behavior. | |
| So when you say, I was just smoked this weed one time and my psychotic dad threw me out, it's not really what happened, right? | |
| What happened is there was a bunch of behavior over and over and over again that he had to correct until he finally hit a boiling point. | |
| I just think, okay, go get some real world experience. | |
| And then after you do, maybe you won't, you maybe you'll calm your shit down. | |
| And now you say you have a relationship with him again, right? | |
| So maybe you do see it a little bit from his angle. | |
| Yeah, it's like a fucking seven. | |
| Were you a fucking delinquent? | |
| Were you a delinquent? | |
| Like, you engaged in delinquent ass activity. | |
| He said, don't do this, and he did it anyway. | |
| Well, what I thought was weird was that he would always say, COVID's not real. | |
| I don't believe this. | |
| Blah, blah, blah, blah. | |
| And then when there's like, I'm going out, he's saying I can't go out because of COVID. | |
| But then he's. | |
| Yeah, these are all justifications, though. | |
| What I'm asking you is not how you felt about it. | |
| I'm asking you the opposite. | |
| I'm saying, did your old man put down tons of restrictions, which you broke constantly? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, so then it's a pattern of behavior, right? | |
| So he gets fed up. | |
| He says, get the fuck out. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So how is that? | |
| Wait, so the thing is, the thing, here's what I don't understand, though, right? | |
| It's like we start the story with, my dad's a fucking monster. | |
| Okay, this guy smoked a joint once, and this psychotic son of a bitch threw me right out the door. | |
| And then we get into the story. | |
| No, that's not really what happened. | |
| What happened is over time of you doing delinquent shit and disobeying him over and over and over again, he has breaking point through your ass out. | |
| But he didn't give me a warning, I can't. | |
| Why does he give you 100 warnings? | |
| How many times do you break his rules? | |
| He didn't say he wouldn't even kick me out. | |
| Yeah, but why, but here's the thing, right? | |
| It's like, how much of this is your responsibility for what you did? | |
| All the actions I took are all my. | |
| They're all you. | |
| So it's like, why is he obliged? | |
| You're a week away from 18. | |
| Why is he obliged to just consistently put up with your shit if he doesn't watch your behavior? | |
| I mean, he could have been like, hey, like, one more fuck up, then blah, blah, blah. | |
| You would have still done it, though, right? | |
| No, I wouldn't. | |
| If he said one more fuck up, I'm just. | |
| But if he tosses you out, right, go get a taste of the real world. | |
| And then you realize, well, wait, maybe the grass wasn't greener on this side, right? | |
| Like, you don't think your dad hates you? | |
| You think he loves you, right? | |
| I mean, last thing I said to him after I kicked out was, like, I said, I like want to kill myself. | |
| And he said, him and his step, my stepmom said, do it then. | |
| And did you? | |
| No. | |
| So he saw it as a form of manipulation. | |
| Yeah, but like, and it was, and it was, it was a form of manipulation, right? | |
| I mean, then two years later, I overdosed and had a heart attack. | |
| So then. | |
| Yeah, but ODing is not the same as you trying to intentionally off yourself. | |
| You can accidentally OD, for instance. | |
| Purposefully. | |
| Okay, so two years after this, okay, and I'm guessing it's unrelated to this event. | |
| Well, probably because my dad, like, never talked to me or checked up on me. | |
| Yeah, you got to go get a taste of the real world, right? | |
| Yeah, and I got my own car. | |
| He took away my car. | |
| And then I got my own car two years later. | |
| Yeah, you had to experience consequences. | |
| Metro-majorated $200. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| It's the consequences of my own actions. | |
| Get the man, Drew. | |
| This should be like work for you. | |
| Brian, stop eating the burrito behind the scenes. | |
| Yeah, I'm not even trying to beat you up. | |
| I'm just trying to. | |
| Well, I know. | |
| I'm just trying to look at it from the other angle here, too, right? | |
| Yeah, because I'm 22 now. | |
| Yeah, so the thing is, is like consequences, right? | |
| Meet your maker, right? | |
| But I also thought that it was weird how when my just because me and my dad didn't have a good relationship, when my grandpa died, nobody told me except my grandma. | |
| And then I also wasn't allowed to go to the funeral because he thought it'd be weird because we were on bad terms. | |
| Yeah, because you were on bad terms. | |
| So how would it be weird? | |
| So I was like, where's the humility? | |
| Where's the like showing up? | |
| Like, what about this? | |
| Have you ever tried this? | |
| Have you ever tried to show up and say, hey, look, dad, I fucked up. | |
| Yeah, I did. | |
| And I'm really sorry. | |
| I did. | |
| And it's not going to happen again. | |
| I did. | |
| Yeah, you did. | |
| And what does your dad think about OnlyFans? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yeah, it doesn't sound it doesn't. | |
| You don't know? | |
| No, I don't know. | |
| You don't know what your dad thinks about OnlyFans. | |
| But like, I don't know exactly what. | |
| So if you show up and you're like, oh, hey, dad, I prostitute myself out online for random strangers to give me money while they see my naked body. | |
| But you know what? | |
| I'm really sorry about all the stuff I did. | |
| You think he thinks you're serious? | |
| Sorry about like the actions I've done? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't know how that's related to what my job is. | |
| Because you are the bear of your family's name. | |
| Do you think your dad wants his family name drug through the mud? | |
| By, oh, here's my daughter. | |
| Oh, yeah, by the way, you can go look at all of her nudie pics online. | |
| It just cost you $9.99, Chuck. | |
| Well, maybe I wouldn't have done that if I was sleeping in my car. | |
| It's like 18 years old. | |
| Maybe you wouldn't be sleeping in your car if you hadn't been monumentally making the mistake of not following the rules of your home. | |
| Well, it's both of our faults. | |
| I don't think so. | |
| It sounds like it's your fault. | |
| Sounds like, here's the rules. | |
| You broke them consistently over and over. | |
| And he 86 your ass. | |
| He said, get out, right? | |
| He said, get out. | |
| Go out in the world. | |
| And I'm low-key. | |
| Glad he did that because I meet a lot of people my age and they don't know how anything in the real world works. | |
| That's right. | |
| They don't. | |
| And so he gave you a good taste of that. | |
| But I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you this. | |
| If you dropped the OF tomorrow, all that shit tomorrow, you went to your dad and you said, listen, I fucked up and it's not ever going to happen again. | |
| It would be reconciled five times. | |
| I bet you anything. | |
| No. | |
| I bet you. | |
| You don't know him. | |
| He's just a man. | |
| You don't know him. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, it sounds to me, this is a story I hear often, right, from young women. | |
| It's like, I'm a victim. | |
| Oh, my horrible father did all these horrors. | |
| And then you get into the story and it turns out, well, actually, I was a shithead, right? | |
| I tried to get revenge. | |
| I broke their shit. | |
| I TP'd his house. | |
| I did horrible things to him because he made me face the consequence of my actions. | |
| No, that was because he made my sister cry. | |
| I randomized because he made my sister cry. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| But here's the thing, right? | |
| It's like, it seems like it's kind of this perpetual war. | |
| I am taking accountability. | |
| How? | |
| I literally said all the actions I've done are because are me. | |
| They're based on you. | |
| So how's it his fault? | |
| You say it's both our faults. | |
| It's your fault. | |
| It is my fault. | |
| It's your fault. | |
| But it is also a. | |
| It's not also. | |
| It's just this. | |
| Just your fault. | |
| You fucked up. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But no, also. | |
| No, also. | |
| Stop that part. | |
| Just me. | |
| I fucked up. | |
| There's like. | |
| People react. | |
| And when you're a 17-year-old girl, you're like, you're literally not even an adult yet. | |
| So, can you? | |
| You were a week away from being 18. | |
| But you really think an 18-year-old is like actually an adult? | |
| Like, legally, they are, but do you expect them to act that maturely? | |
| If you're willful and disobedient inside your father's home, what other recourse does he have but to say, go taste the world? | |
| And then when you do, and you realize how awful it can be without dad's protection, perhaps you'll come back around. | |
| Maybe it's because when I was like 10 and like having a tantrum as a kid, normal 10-year-old thing. | |
| Maybe regular timeout would have been cool, but he literally taped my mouth shut, take my arms off my back, take me to a chair, and put me in the garage for the night. | |
| Okay, well, that's so funny. | |
| That's probably why. | |
| Well, that's a threshold delineation now. | |
| I'm just going to intervene. | |
| This is obviously making her uncomfortable. | |
| So what if it makes sense? | |
| What I'm saying is. | |
| Hang on, Ann. | |
| Why does everybody need to intervene for an uncomfortable conversation? | |
| It's going to be uncomfortable. | |
| She's fine. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Let us finish the combo. | |
| It's just like. | |
| Wait, wait, really quick. | |
| Really quick. | |
| What's the purpose of your intervention? | |
| Is it to stop the conversation? | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| I'm just saying that, okay, you're making the point that she did a lot of things and she faced consequences. | |
| Her dad forced her to face those consequences. | |
| But we're also hearing little snippets of how her childhood was not the best and she was not treated. | |
| She was not treated the way she should be. | |
| A second ago, we started to hear this. | |
| Yeah, but like, yeah, because we're peeling back the onion and now. | |
| That's what I'm doing, right? | |
| And so now we're getting into the heart of the conversation. | |
| I'm not excusing that. | |
| I'm not like. | |
| Listen, I'm not excusing that. | |
| That's a whole different level of shit, right? | |
| But kids act out because they don't feel loved. | |
| Because he treated me like that as a young kid. | |
| Because of his actions, that's probably why I acted out as a teenager. | |
| You learn about this in like child psychology. | |
| Why you act that out as a teenager? | |
| Because I finally had freedom to do anything. | |
| Like I had a car and I can do stuff. | |
| So was it because you taped your arms behind your back when you're a kid, or is it because when you felt like you could do the thing you wanted to do, you wanted to do it and you did it. | |
| Yeah, because I'm fine. | |
| Because you wanted to do my self. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think without like go ahead. | |
| I think that there's still accountability for being like a father and like providing a stable relationship with your daughter. | |
| And if she acts out to provide a punishment that fixes the behavior and not worsens it down the line, like I don't really agree with extreme corporal punishment and things like that. | |
| And like there's literally psychology. | |
| Yeah, but we're not talking about extreme corporal punishment. | |
| It's not corporal punishment to set boundaries inside of your home. | |
| And if a person does not adhere to the boundaries, you don't allow them to be in your home anymore. | |
| I just mean like in the specific example, like the relationship and the upbringing that she may have had was not a regular stable relationship. | |
| Like it's harder as a young person to know how to feel, how to express yourself when you aren't taught that it's met with. | |
| Yeah, okay, okay, I get all that. | |
| But the thing is, is like we literally learned about the taping of the arms and shit one minute ago. | |
| So before that, the idea here was only that, okay, these were consequences which were set down for the actions that you did, right? | |
| Which you said, I take accountability for those actions. | |
| Now suddenly there's a pivot to when I was 10, I got duct taped and stuff like that. | |
| Before there was none of that. | |
| Well, that's what I was saying was uncomfortable for her to speak up about the taping behind her back. | |
| How he treated me as a kid, that does impact how I will like progress. | |
| Yeah, progressing, like you like able to handle my own emotions. | |
| Like it traumatizing me as a kid. | |
| So then I know it's just weird. | |
| I would think you would lead with that, right? | |
| Think you would led with the personally, you don't want to out your parents. | |
| Everybody's going to out my dad on this the things he's like, I'm only bringing that up now because like you're pressing her. | |
| You're acting like I was only acting out as a teen, but you don't know what I went through. | |
| Well, I mean, that's true, but it's like there's no way for me to, there's no way for me to do anything but take your word to it, right? | |
| So I just will. | |
| I'm just saying that it's very normal for teenagers to act out and be ridiculous assholes and face consequences for that. | |
| And then to cope later and say the reason that is because, you know, such and such is just a real meanie head. | |
| And then you get into the heart of it and you find out, well, wait, actually, you were just kind of an asshole, right? | |
| You're just like, I was probably an asshole because how he treated me when I couldn't defend myself. | |
| Yeah, well, I don't know about that part, right? | |
| I just heard about it a minute ago. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's like leading by example, you know, like if your parental figures are not, you know, not necessarily A-plus, but if they do things that kind of disobey your boundaries and like make you feel scared to talk about how you feel or whatever, it kind of closes off that part of like your life. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yeah, but sometimes that's good. | |
| Those are boundaries. | |
| Parents have to have boundaries too. | |
| So parents are going to set up boundaries too. | |
| They're going to be like, okay, look, like, I don't want to hear bullshit excuses for X, Y, and Z. Just do it, right? | |
| That's totally, that's totally reasonable and rational. | |
| The problem is, is that it seems to me that modern women, especially, and this was not just modern, okay? | |
| In the 90s, when I was growing up, this was a thing. | |
| That, you know, teenage women were often the difference between you and I as a first-generation Asian American is that when I messed up growing up, I got my ass whooped and learned from it. | |
| Actions have consequences. | |
| Let's face it. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Who cares for the TTS? | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| You said in the 90s, when you were growing up. | |
| Yeah, even in the 90s when I was growing up, teenagers had huge issues with authority. | |
| If you weren't bending over to kiss a girl's ass, right, then you were a mean, abusive, you know, whatever. | |
| And this trend has just kind of continued, right? | |
| Where women try to dictate what behavior parents are supposed to have or not have. | |
| And it's all based around femininity, no masculinity, which is the consequence part. | |
| And the consequence part is the important part. | |
| I think it's how you execute that. | |
| I think it's really important to like make it known to your child, like, hey, I still love you. | |
| And even though I'm a woman at any time. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| And I'm giving you the non-feminine approach. | |
| I'm saying that the non-feminine approach is to say, okay, you fucked up. | |
| Here's the consequence. | |
| Not an affirmation of like, you can do whatever you want and you will still have unfettered access to me. | |
| What I mean is I'm agreeing with you. | |
| So I agree. | |
| Grid one Motorsports donated $200.01. | |
| Thank you, Grid 1. | |
| Pretty much. | |
| Grid 1 has a regular, stable relationship. | |
| Parents make mistakes, but does not excuse your bad behavior and poor life choices. | |
| Coping and seething about the past does no good. | |
| Get your shots straight. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Interestingly enough, she took way more responsibility for the things that she did than most of the women who were on here, to be perfectly honest. | |
| I'll give that credit to you. | |
| Grid 1, thank you for the TTS. | |
| You were saying you agree with Andrew, but. | |
| Well, more like and. | |
| What I mean is like how you go about, you know, repercussions for your actions with your child is really important, I feel. | |
| And it's like the stability and consistency of that. | |
| You know, it's not like, oh, I spoke out of turn and now I'm scared of my safety. | |
| It's like, oh, I spoke out of turn, I'll go to timeout. | |
| You know, it's like the difference in level of severity and irregularity of that. | |
| What's too severe? | |
| I think it's kind of hard to pinpoint. | |
| That's right. | |
| It's hard to pinpoint. | |
| Because it's hard to pinpoint, right? | |
| We're in this kind of nebulous area of we know it when we see it. | |
| So like I would, you and I would agree. | |
| Duct taping a child in a garage, that's too fucking severe. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Right. | |
| That's definitely. | |
| That's way too much, right? | |
| On the other hand, you've consistently broken my rules non-stop and are causing nothing but discord in our household. | |
| You need to go. | |
| I don't think that's too severe. | |
| That I understand. | |
| I think it's like more so how she was brought up and like the longevity and like of being around a guardian who does things that literally makes it so you can't trust them. | |
| Like that's a hard predicament to be in. | |
| And I understand wanting to rebel and wanting your own independence. | |
| What I agree with. | |
| Do you think you should fear your parents? | |
| Sorry, what? | |
| Do you think you should fear your parents? | |
| I think fear has a lot of meanings to different people. | |
| I think it's the kind and like what it does to your body. | |
| It's like very evasive. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| For me, I myself was in an unhealthy situation with my upbringing. | |
| It was not great. | |
| So I had so much therapy. | |
| And like I myself rebelled. | |
| I would say. | |
| But do you think it's a do you think a child should fear their parents? | |
| Honestly, no. | |
| I mean, I feel like you should fit. | |
| And this is the feminine versus the masculine approach, right? | |
| I feared my dad. | |
| I feared the consequences of the thing. | |
| I loved him and still do. | |
| Love him to death. | |
| Great man. | |
| Yeah, great man. | |
| But I was terrified if I fucked up that my old man was gonna just lay into me and he would. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Right. | |
| And so you know what I didn't do? | |
| I didn't fuck up. | |
| That's why I have a clean criminal record, right? | |
| That's why I've never been to jail. | |
| That's why I've never really had any of these substance abuse issues. | |
| None of that, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think it's also like important because I think boys should honestly have a masculine figure in the house. | |
| So should girls. | |
| I agree, yeah. | |
| And like for me, I never had my mom never had boyfriends. | |
| Chris donated $200. | |
| My Asian parents were hard on me as a kid. | |
| I was resentful growing up. | |
| I am now a physician and make $100K a month and I'm grateful for the lessons they taught me. | |
| You are not mature enough yet. | |
| Realize this. | |
| Yo, Chris, thank you so much for the TTS, man. | |
| I know, is this directed at you if you want to do a response? | |
| That's cool, but I don't want to be a f physician. | |
| Okay. | |
| You were saying. | |
| Do you recall? | |
| I have ADHD, I'm sorry. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| Do you know what it was? | |
| I think that it is definitely a feminine approach to not want to fear your guardian or whatever. | |
| But like, Andrew gave a really example because in his case, I'm assuming from what I've heard, I don't know him that well, that his father did it in a way that really brought him up and like enforced being a good kid or something like that. | |
| His father would kick his ass if he messed up. | |
| Yeah, you know. | |
| In my case, it was like my mom has mental health issues and she would act out of turn and say if I left a dish in the sink, well, suddenly things are being thrown at me. | |
| So it was like for me, I was in a constant state of fear, not in like, oh, I'm scared. | |
| Sure, but I'm not talking about fear in the sense that like you're fearing for your safety just for nothing. | |
| I'm talking about fear in the sense of fear of consequences. | |
| I think that should be a thing. | |
| I think that it's important to have a parental role with someone who you respect enough to adhere to their lessons and which of the parents do you think is more likely to instill the fear of consequences? | |
| So I'm not the best person for this because I never had a father figure. | |
| Which parent do you think is more likely to instill a fear of consequences? | |
| Mother or the father? | |
| For me, it was my mother. | |
| I didn't have any example of a father, no boyfriends, nothing. | |
| So traditionally, do you think that it's the father's job to instill consequences when his children act badly? | |
| Yeah, traditionally, yeah. | |
| Yeah, so that's a healthy fear to have. | |
| Yeah, if it's executed like that, yeah. | |
| Yeah, no, I would agree. | |
| And I'd say for girls and boys, just the same. | |
| But today, in this sort of hyper, like hyper-feminine world that we live in, the mother's parenting tactic is seen as the best parenting tactic. | |
| Who says that? | |
| Well, I think that just in general these days, when it comes to parenting, we see a lot of, you know, put them in the corner and then tell them that you love them and then that's the way that you discipline a child. | |
| But the father's parental tactic is very different to that. | |
| The father's parental tactic isn't, oh, I love you so much and you messed up. | |
| The father's parental tactic is, you fucked up. | |
| Here's the consequences. | |
| That's it. | |
| I think teamwork is really crucial in regular households because there are same-sex couples and stuff. | |
| I think it's valuable because both genders add different insights to the relationship and different people take on different kinds of roles. | |
| And I think that traditionally, the man of the household does generally have that portion of responsibility. | |
| Yeah, and you think that's just as important as the loving and caring aspect of it? | |
| Yeah, it's yin and yang, as long as it's done in a way that is healthy to that family dynamic. | |
| Did you have a father figure who you feared consequences from? | |
| The thing is, my dad wanted me aborted, so he kind of dipped the moment my mom didn't need abortion. | |
| So you didn't have a father figure that you feared consequences of? | |
| None. | |
| I only had my mom and she was very intense. | |
| I still love her. | |
| We're on good terms, but. | |
| Yeah, lots of the times when single mother households will produce this sort of thing. | |
| Yeah, there's hella studies on it. | |
| I think obviously it's better to have both parents because you do need, I mean, having a mom is a crucial role. | |
| Like growing up, my dad was extremely hard and strict and he was disciplinary. | |
| So I feared my dad growing up if I did something wrong. | |
| But I knew I could go to my mom's room and lay with her and she'd scratch my head. | |
| And I had that balance. | |
| I think in this case, she didn't have that balance and her dad probably took the disciplinary actions too far as we learned. | |
| And so she didn't have that. | |
| She didn't have the mom role there. | |
| And where he tied her up, that was definitely an occasion where he took it too far. | |
| And I'm sure that's not the only one. | |
| But kicking her out, and you said you went to school drunk when you were 15. | |
| It seems like, like we said, there was a series of actions that led up to that consequence. | |
| But do you not think that might be that? | |
| And that's the anger and the resentment that came out because of it. | |
| You don't think that might be like an outcome of how I was disciplined too hard? | |
| The thing is, like, that's all we have to go on, right? | |
| It's like what you say. | |
| But what I've noticed with the let's just call it the female machine, right? | |
| The female machine seems to operate on, feel bad for me, feel sympathy for me, nothing I've ever done, I need to be accountable. | |
| Hang on, let me finish, and then you can respond, right? | |
| Feel bad for me, nothing's my fault, I've never done anything wrong. | |
| All of this I have an excuse for. | |
| Look, here's my excuse. | |
| Let me pinpoint this excuse. | |
| This is what I hear kind of time and time and time again. | |
| It's really interesting. | |
| So I've just asked this: out of all of you who are here who are making pornographic content, right? | |
| Is this really just like, fuck my, you know, fuck dad. | |
| He's a piece of shit, and I'm going to go show my vagina on the internet to teach him a lesson? | |
| Is that like, is that what it's about? | |
| No, I tried to not do it for like a year while I was in school. | |
| And it was really hard doing, what was it, like 40 hours a week of school, 10-hour days, and then two days of the week doing eight hours. | |
| So I had one day off a week. | |
| And then I'd be falling asleep in school. | |
| And like, that's not good when I'm cutting hair. | |
| It's not just studying. | |
| Like, I'm dying people's hair and cutting people's hair. | |
| I don't want to mess that up. | |
| So then I finally went back on OnlyFans. | |
| And then I mean, sure, but you're hardly the only person who's ever gone through cosmetology school. | |
| This is not a rough school to go through, right? | |
| My wife's a cosmetologist. | |
| It's not a hard thing to go through. | |
| It's not like this master level difficulty of just, you know, somehow, somehow she was able to get all the way through cosmetology school while taking care of her grandmother. | |
| Well, I'm not going to name the school because I'm not going to dox any of that. | |
| But yeah, she went through cosmetology school while taking care of somebody who was invalid in her family. | |
| She never had to sell her vagina online, right? | |
| These things are not necessary prerequisites, in other words, like you being tired in school, you working 40 hours a week. | |
| Like, okay, yeah, that's normal. | |
| That's normal, right? | |
| Most people don't revert to selling nudes of themselves because I already did that. | |
| Right. | |
| Saw them, so I was like, well, they're already out there, so why don't I just go back? | |
| That I understand. | |
| I understand the motivation of money. | |
| I want money. | |
| Yeah, and then it gives me the free time to put my time and effort into things that I actually want to do. | |
| Like, hey, get clients, do hair, I'll throw events, I DJ and make music. | |
| Like, I all again, and I paint, like, I do a lot of things. | |
| But I just want to have the free time to put my time into things that I want to use to grow my future. | |
| I don't know. | |
| So then the question just becomes, is it because you do these things because you want to? | |
| Or is it because you do these things because of some trauma? | |
| Like, which is it? | |
| I do it because I want the free time. | |
| Because you want to. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So then I'm not off base here. | |
| When I say, okay, when we come to the responsibility of the action, the actual action, you say, okay, that's on me. | |
| But then immediately point to these other things and say, but these bad things happen to me. | |
| Well, that's the sympathy drive portion. | |
| I'm not sure exactly, though, how it's related to this thing of I want though. | |
| Isn't like when you have issues like growing up with your dad, like psychologically that makes you later on in life like act like this. | |
| I don't, isn't that like. | |
| I mean, it's possible it's a correlate or it's possible that none of those issues happen you don't only fans anyway. | |
| Like, I don't know. | |
| That's why I'm asking you. | |
| I'm asking you, is it because you want to do this or is it because you felt like you were, you know, that's my question. | |
| Well, I started doing it because I wanted to get an apartment and not sleep in my car. | |
| And since I already started doing it since then, like, just keep doing it. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Because, like, if I stop now, it's like, then they can just fucking find pictures on and still find it, you know? | |
| Might as well keep making money off of it. | |
| Yeah, but I mean, that's not a vicious trap, though, right? | |
| Until I can figure out. | |
| She can invest into a business with the money she makes. | |
| Yeah, I have it now, and then she can stop forever. | |
| But some people don't get their wealth. | |
| You know how many women who are former corn stars and on OnlyFans who actually go and invest in a business and are able to bank on that business. | |
| It's almost not aspirational. | |
| It's almost not me, though. | |
| I have like a Roth IRA and all of that. | |
| Factory workers have a Roth IRA. | |
| Okay, you know what I mean? | |
| It doesn't mean that. | |
| But if I'm working minimum wage at a barbershop, I'm not going to have the extra money to put into a Roth IRA. | |
| Like the max that you need. | |
| Yeah, cosmetologists can make a significant amount of money if they're very good at their job. | |
| Two, $300,000 a year is not something they can't do. | |
| They rent out the business. | |
| But that'll take about at least five years to start to get it. | |
| Yeah, you have to establish yourself. | |
| It's better for Roth IRA to invest as much money as you can, as early as you can. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| But here's the thing: easy money, easy money come, easy money go, as they say. | |
| That's why most people who win the lottery are broke within a couple of years. | |
| You see it a lot with NFL footballers and NBA basketballers and as well. | |
| They spend all their money, they acquire a certain lifestyle, and then when the money stops coming, when the gravy train stops, their lifestyle is the same. | |
| And then eventually it gets to a point where you're just broke. | |
| Yeah, well. | |
| But then they're broke with naked pictures of them out there. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| It just, it never seems like it's a good trade-off. | |
| I mean, I guess I got my nudes leak when I was like a minor. | |
| So, like, we'll stay clear that topic. | |
| I understand. | |
| Yeah, I understand that, but you got to think of it like compound interest, right? | |
| It's like the more you do a thing, the more that thing's going to be out in the ethos. | |
| Like, let's say I only did one debate online my entire life, right? | |
| That's buried in a couple of months. | |
| Nobody ever remembers it, right? | |
| Nobody's ever going to give a shit again, right? | |
| But let's just say now I compound it and I do a thousand debates in a year. | |
| Okay, well, now this is something that the internet's going to remember, this type of thing. | |
| So it compounds, what I'm saying. | |
| It's like the earlier you stop the behavior, the better it is. | |
| And it also escalates. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Because as your lifestyle continues to increase, if you make more money, you're going to have to do more things online to support that lifestyle. | |
| So it escalates. | |
| I guess, but it always inevitably escalates. | |
| I mean, all the money right now I've been putting into, Like I have like a DJ. | |
| Okay. | |
| Chris donated $200. | |
| Hello else she became an online prostitute and ruined her future so that she could max out the $7,000 annual contribution in her off. | |
| You can't make this stuff up. | |
| This home math is ridiculous. | |
| Homeath? | |
| That's new. | |
| Well, it's an attribute to a creator, very, very smart creator online who calls himself Homath. | |
| And what he does is he breaks down the economic models of relationships, OnlyFans, these types of careers, and shows people mathematically and logically where these things lead. | |
| Very, very, very smart guy. | |
| That's what the attribute is to. | |
| But that's what he's. | |
| So when you talk about your business aspirations with DJing, what else was it? | |
| I like paint and stuff. | |
| Death hair. | |
| How do you intend on using the money that you've made from OF to create a sustainable business? | |
| We actually throw shows like every month. | |
| I just threw a show in New York and that went really good. | |
| What kind of show? | |
| Like just we get a lineup of DJs and stuff and set up the lights and choose the theme. | |
| Are you a bit partner in it or do you own it? | |
| It's me and my friend. | |
| Do it together. | |
| And what kind of a profit do you see from a night? | |
| Well we just started it and it's done pretty good. | |
| I don't know off the top of my head but usually what's your job? | |
| Are you managing the finances? | |
| Are you managing the tickets? | |
| Are you managing the business? | |
| She does that part. | |
| She loves doing like the math and the email. | |
| And your job? | |
| I do like the career direction and like because we do photo shoots to like promote it and stuff. | |
| So are you coordinating the DJs or yeah? | |
| And what kind of a venue are you hiring? | |
| What's the capacity of the venues? | |
| Right now, I think the biggest one we did was like 300. | |
| How many events have you done? | |
| I would have to look on like the Instagram. | |
| At least over five. | |
| Over five. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Right. | |
| So how much is a ticket? | |
| We have like early bird tickets that are like $10 and then if you get them the day of it's like 20 something. | |
| Right. | |
| So $20, 300 tickets. | |
| It's like $600,000 $6,000, something like that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So $6,000 in a night, then you'd have to pay all the DJs, you'd have to pay all of the marketing fees, all of this sort of thing. | |
| Yeah, never mind. | |
| Do you get a return from the bar? | |
| I'm assuming that you don't hire the venue, the venue just makes money off the bar, or do you have to hire a few? | |
| It depends from bar to bar or like from each venue. | |
| Like it's different. | |
| Right. | |
| Could that be a sustainable thing that you could do full-time? | |
| Yeah, I think so. | |
| You know, like what Boiler Room is? | |
| Yeah, how many events would you have to do per month? | |
| We try to do like once a month. | |
| So once a month, $6,000, let's say takeaway generously leaving you with $3,000 a month between two of you and then tax. | |
| Yeah, and then usually we try to, because we're small right now, we're trying to just, we put it back into the next show so then it'll keep going. | |
| If you did it once a week, it could be something. | |
| Yeah, but we're trying to do it more. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yay, good for you. | |
| Sounds like a half-decent business model. | |
| If you did it enough. | |
| And eventually we want to own a club. | |
| Well, you'd have to build up for a few years, do that five years of work that we were talking about before. | |
| Yeah, but do you have to do consistent events, make a name for yourself, big social media presence, and then you buy your club. | |
| All right. | |
| Not sure what I missed there, but talking about business or something. | |
| Just business ideas, but we have a small town girl. | |
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| So while we go to Stiffler, Stiffler sent in the chat, ask everyone to rate their looks on a scale of one to ten. | |
| You can't pick seven going around the table. | |
| Starting with you, go ahead. | |
| Eight. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| Can't pick seven. | |
| These two girls are so pretty. | |
| I'm putting myself at six. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| I'd say like a five or a six, realistically. | |
| I'd say an eight. | |
| I'd say a seven. | |
| But you can't. | |
| You can't pick seven. | |
| Oh, eight. | |
| Okay. | |
| She's gone. | |
| Jake, what about you? | |
| A big fat six. | |
| Andrew, four. | |
| I get myself a five. | |
| So. | |
| Jordan's been on the show a whole bunch of times. | |
| I think she, does she say 10, Maddie? | |
| Do you remember? | |
| She should say 10. | |
| She is a 10, bro. | |
| Well, maybe I can ask her when she's back. | |
| And then really quick on this, do you guys think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time? | |
| Starting with you. | |
| Better looking in 10 years' time. | |
| So you're 22 now. | |
| Will you be better looking at 32? | |
| I don't think so. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Yes. | |
| So you're 21. | |
| You'll be better looking at 31. | |
| What about 20 years at 41? | |
| No. | |
| Okay, so better looking at 31, but okay. | |
| You're 19, better looking at 29. | |
| Dude, it can only go up from here. | |
| I have such a baby face. | |
| Unless it gets more baby facey, which I think is hopefully impossible, I'm going to end up looking like an adult, and that's going to look great. | |
| And I'm going to be like a Gilf for sure. | |
| Period. | |
| Okay. | |
| Nah, I'm not. | |
| Jack's a MILF. | |
| No, not a MILF. | |
| Not a MILF. | |
| I may be a MILF. | |
| That's not what matters. | |
| It's easy to be a MILF. | |
| It's hard to be a Gilf, though. | |
| That's my dream, bro. | |
| I want to just be like, I want to be an old lady and I want to be living in a mansion wearing all pink, surrounded by my dogs. | |
| Have you ever seen the Little Roscles? | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| You have the character Froggy? | |
| Yeah, dude. | |
| I love that movie. | |
| You remind me of Froggy. | |
| Most of my personality is made up of that. | |
| I'll take it. | |
| I'll take it. | |
| That's a good movie. | |
| Brutality. | |
| What about 20 years? | |
| So at 39. | |
| Better looking than? | |
| Yeah. | |
| 49? | |
| 59? | |
| I don't think I'm going to start decreasing in 2019. | |
| 109? | |
| If I make it to 109, I don't think I'm going to be looking that great then. | |
| You were about to say you don't think you're going to start decreasing in looks. | |
| Until around maybe like 70 or 80. | |
| My grandma is beautiful, dude. | |
| My grandma's so pretty, and she's almost 80. | |
| Stop it. | |
| She is. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't think that I'm going to be like drop dead gorgeous, but like I'm not going to look that way. | |
| Really? | |
| You didn't think that maybe you would decrease in attractiveness at 80? | |
| Well, I mean, I don't think that younger people are going to find me attractive, but beauty is like subjective for sure. | |
| Is it? | |
| I'd say so. | |
| Do you think overall beauty is subjective? | |
| On a universal scale? | |
| Not that. | |
| Do you think that there's an average? | |
| Do you think that some people are average? | |
| There is totally a global average. | |
| I just personally don't abide by it. | |
| So if there's a global average, does that indicate towards some sort of objectivity in beauty? | |
| Shit, I mean, probably. | |
| I mean, I don't know. | |
| I'm just. | |
| Well, like, here. | |
| I want to be out. | |
| I want to look like my grandma. | |
| Here's an easy way to look at it from a beauty standard, from male to female or female to male. | |
| Does every woman here prefer taller guys? | |
| Stop it. | |
| If you had to choose equalized, the personalities are exactly the same, make the same amount of money, right? | |
| Same, I guess, facial features, these types of things. | |
| But one's 6'3 and the other one, well, you know, he's 5'1. | |
| That doesn't bother me. | |
| What would the preference be? | |
| Would the preference be 6'3 ⁇ ? | |
| Is he nice to me, though? | |
| Everything's the same, except for the height. | |
| Everything? | |
| Yeah, except for the height. | |
| I don't think I would mind either way. | |
| What would you prefer, though? | |
| Taller, I guess. | |
| You can tell the truth. | |
| I mean, I guess taller? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yeah, probably taller. | |
| How short are we? | |
| 5'1. | |
| 5'1. | |
| Okay, yeah, that's not that bad. | |
| Big short Kang. | |
| That's a really hard question, actually. | |
| Y'all are stumping me. | |
| It's hard for me because I don't mind either way. | |
| Like, my last situationship was like literally like 5'1. | |
| I'm not saying that you couldn't be attracted to men who are 5'1. | |
| Oh, I just mean like 5'1. | |
| I'm just saying that if it's all equalized, it's all equalized the traits across the board. | |
| I totally agree. | |
| You'd be attracted to a man who's 5'1. | |
| I'm just saying if you could pick between the two, the 6'3. | |
| If the personality is the same, I mean, I wouldn't know because, I mean, for me, the preference isn't really with height, it's personality. | |
| But they're all the same. | |
| Yeah, they're the same. | |
| You just get to choose the height. | |
| Little buffet breakfast. | |
| Yeah, I feel like in that situation, I'd choose the same thing. | |
| It's an Android. | |
| Okay, so, okay, so it's an Android, right? | |
| You get to program your fucking perfect Mandroid, right? | |
| You're at the computer, and you're programming the perfect Mandroid. | |
| Okay, and he's going to be your lifelong companion, right? | |
| He's going to be, and you get to plug in the personality and everything else, right? | |
| You get to plug in all the traits that you love, and he gets height. | |
| What do you plug in? | |
| 6'4 ⁇ . | |
| Ordering it online. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, you're ordering it online. | |
| What are we plugging in for height? | |
| I would say like fuck, dude. | |
| I really don't know. | |
| It's your Mandroid. | |
| It's your Mandroid. | |
| You look at your gear. | |
| This is Bolter's Gate. | |
| This is your, you get to, it's D&D. | |
| You get to pick what you want. | |
| Okay, I guess my height or taller? | |
| It's like 5'3 ⁇ . | |
| That's not an option. | |
| You have to put a number on it. | |
| You got to put a shorter than you or taller than you. | |
| I would just say like 6'3 ⁇ . | |
| 6'3 ⁇ . | |
| Okay, right. | |
| And how tall are you? | |
| It's a big Mandroid. | |
| That's a big Mandroid. | |
| Okay, so perfect Mandroid height? | |
| 6'4 ⁇ . | |
| 6'4 ⁇ , perfect Mandroid height? | |
| Like 6'0. | |
| Okay. | |
| Perfect Mandroid height? | |
| I mean, I guess I can't really tell the height difference. | |
| Okay, okay, hang on, hang on. | |
| Here it is. | |
| I'm 5'4. | |
| You're on the computer. | |
| You're ordering your Mandroid, right? | |
| You get the first pick of Mandroid. | |
| So you get to type in whatever you want, blonde hair, blue-eyed, right? | |
| Redhead, whatever the fuck you want, right? | |
| You could type in all the parameters for personality, right? | |
| You could type in how many times he brings you roses per day. | |
| You type in everything. | |
| Got you, gotcha. | |
| You get down to the height and you type in what? | |
| I would probably write, I guess, six foot since that's like such a normal thing, but I feel like that would be too tall for me. | |
| I don't like to get people to be. | |
| So what would you type in? | |
| Just tell me what you type in. | |
| Okay, like, what's 5'6, 5'7? | |
| And how tall are you? | |
| I'm 5'4, 5'5. | |
| Okay, so universally, then, at least here at this table, right? | |
| Now, we can't extrapolate anything from this, right? | |
| Because it's just a really small sample size. | |
| But isn't it awful interesting that, well, beauty standards are not universal, but when you can pick the height of the Mandroid, it's way taller than you. | |
| But if you had a woman droid, if you had to pick a height. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Okay, right. | |
| Here's woman droid, right? | |
| She's way shorter than me. | |
| She's way, I mean, she's way shorter than me. | |
| Giant boobs, blonde hair, blue-eyed, right? | |
| All that stuff. | |
| You're yanking on my chain right now. | |
| That's not for real. | |
| You don't actually think that. | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Are you describing your wife? | |
| Okay. | |
| I was hoping. | |
| No, I mean. | |
| Yeah, I was hoping. | |
| I think she'd be even shorter than my wife. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Right? | |
| On the woman droid. | |
| You're picking the perfect woman droid. | |
| Oh, whoa. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Did this guy, did he not kiss his wife's ass like Kelly? | |
| I love that when I was in the middle of the day. | |
| Do you think that my wife is so stupid that she's not objective enough to understand that you can have all sorts of externalized preferences about people that you'd like, right? | |
| Even if you yourself aren't with the person who has those things. | |
| It doesn't mean shit. | |
| You don't have to lie and be like, oh, oh, I prefer that you have burn scars all over your fucking face, right? | |
| You're like, you don't have to lie about that shit. | |
| It's the dumbest thing I ever heard. | |
| But people kind of pretend. | |
| They're like, no, I would prefer multiple burn victims. | |
| Like, what? | |
| Some people are into that. | |
| Yeah, maybe, but I think that they would mostly not be telling the truth, right? | |
| They'd be coping because they didn't want to hurt somebody's feelings, right? | |
| Like, if my wife had the Mandroid, right, maybe she'd be like, I don't like six foot, I like 6'3, right? | |
| Does that mean anything? | |
| Does that mean somehow that because I don't have the attribute of 6'3, that in some way I'm a lesser husband? | |
| It's just silly, right? | |
| But for some reason, for women, you didn't kiss the wife's ass, my God. | |
| And it's like, it's just silly. | |
| I promise I was kidding. | |
| Yeah, I know, but just the rebuttal. | |
| Jordan, we were asking the one to 10 question. | |
| What do you rate your looks on a scale of one to 10? | |
| A nine. | |
| There you go, baby. | |
| Didn't you used to say 10? | |
| No, I never said 10. | |
| I've never said 10. | |
| Susan 9. | |
| Not that delicious. | |
| And then we're going around the table on better looking in 10 years' time. | |
| I don't think we got your answer. | |
| I think I'd look pretty good in 10 years. | |
| Okay, and you're 23 currently, correct? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So you'll be better looking at 33. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then 20 years, what about 43? | |
| I think I still look good. | |
| I think hot people, hot people. | |
| I think old people are hot. | |
| Will you be at 43, will you be better looking than you are now at 23? | |
| Or like, depends old or old people, man. | |
| Don't tell my man this. | |
| No, I'm kidding. | |
| But like, I don't know. | |
| I have no issue with older people at all. | |
| And I feel like when I look at older people, answer the question. | |
| So, will you be better looking at 43 than you are now at 23? | |
| Fuck yeah. | |
| Okay, 53, 30 years? | |
| Yeah. | |
| 63? | |
| No. | |
| So you peak. | |
| I'm going to get fat after that. | |
| You're going to get fat? | |
| That's my goal. | |
| To get fat? | |
| Yes. | |
| I'm going to literally peak at 60. | |
| Wait, what do you mean get fat? | |
| What do you mean by get? | |
| Fat. | |
| Like, I'm just going to eat whatever the fuck I want. | |
| I'm going to become a little bit lazy. | |
| And you think before then you'll be in really good shape? | |
| Oh, fuck yeah. | |
| Yep. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, so better looking 53 and fat, you said. | |
| Then 23 and then your current physique. | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Going to you. | |
| You're 23, better looking in 10 years' time? | |
| Yes. | |
| At 33? | |
| Okay, better looking in 20 years' time, 43? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then better looking, 26, better looking at 36 in 10 years' time? | |
| No. | |
| All right. | |
| You guys heard of aging? | |
| You guys know about it, this aging thing? | |
| You know, you tend to age people get better looking or worse looking as they well. | |
| I mean, I mean, that all depends on like how they take care of themselves. | |
| But there's like the, I guess the. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| Which one of you said that you would be as good looking at 56 as you are right now? | |
| Is it you? | |
| Me. | |
| So then would you date a 56-year-old? | |
| Fuck yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You'd be in a long-term relationship with him. | |
| I'll get married to them. | |
| Would they treat me right and everything? | |
| Gotcha. | |
| They would die similarly. | |
| So what about if he was totally broke? | |
| Yeah, I wouldn't think about that. | |
| What if they're broke? | |
| Yeah, practically. | |
| What about if he's broke and he's got not much going for him? | |
| Assuming that he treats me well and he loves me and everything like that. | |
| Let's equalize everything. | |
| He treats you well. | |
| He loves you. | |
| It's just kisses every day. | |
| Last three relationships. | |
| Our last three relationships. | |
| How old? | |
| Dating or situationships? | |
| The actual ones where you were having physical intimacy with the individual. | |
| They're kind of. | |
| My ex is 29. | |
| My current boyfriend is 26, turning 27 soon. | |
| My last situationship was also 26. | |
| Okay, so we're not even anywhere near the like 50 sign. | |
| I mean, it's interesting because I would think, I would think that being able to date as a young woman 56-year-old men would be super simple. | |
| It would be. | |
| You'd be able to get. | |
| You could get one if you wanted to. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Yeah. | |
| They're probably the guys in your DMs. | |
| But what about if you're not? | |
| Perhaps the guys that are sending you money, right? | |
| You don't want to hurt their feelings, right? | |
| That's actually not a good thing. | |
| If you do equalize everything and you say 56 versus 26, they're both the same. | |
| They just treat you like princess, right? | |
| Which one would you take? | |
| I would choose the younger one only because I'd have more years with my partner. | |
| Right. | |
| That's the only reason. | |
| No, they're going to die. | |
| They're going to die at the exact same amount of years. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Dang, you're really good at hypotheticals. | |
| Really good at hypotheticals. | |
| You're going to die the exact same amount of years. | |
| Doesn't matter. | |
| You're only going to get 20 years with each of them. | |
| Nice proof of it. | |
| It will really depend on what they look like. | |
| Some gray foxes are really like. | |
| Just on average. | |
| It would just be an average pick. | |
| I think I do tend to stick to people a little bit closer to my age. | |
| What a shock. | |
| But some you're going to be way harder than 56, right? | |
| But when there's a sample selection for you to pick from, a little on the younger side. | |
| Maybe because of the societal views on that and how people would view me with the man who's. | |
| There's a societal view that's your preference yourself. | |
| True. | |
| Lots of younger women date 56-year-old guys. | |
| True. | |
| I almost did. | |
| Heather, going back to your notes, you said you disagree on their opinions on a lot of things. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like what? | |
| I just couldn't really think of anything in that moment because I'm bad at like thinking of things specifically on the spot. | |
| I just kind of like hear something and then I'm like side-eyeing it and stuff. | |
| But like, I don't know. | |
| I just think that everyone's different. | |
| We're all going to die. | |
| Do what makes you happy as long as you're not hurting anybody. | |
| Why should it matter to other people what you're doing? | |
| And in relation to what? | |
| Just like my job and like my dating life, you know, and like what you guys do and stuff. | |
| It literally doesn't matter. | |
| No, like everything is so uncertain other than death. | |
| And so it's like, might as well get as rich as I can in this messed up economy and world and then start a business. | |
| Which is like pure nihilism. | |
| Yeah, I mean, I don't know. | |
| I'm also an uneducated middle school dropout, so I don't think that my opinion means very much at all to anyone but myself. | |
| And that's totally fine. | |
| I just know, fuck it, we ball. | |
| I'm living a happy life and that's all that matters. | |
| You know? | |
| Shit. | |
| Sorry, I wasn't sure. | |
| Just living my best life, right? | |
| I am. | |
| You live my best life. | |
| I literally am. | |
| I did so well for myself. | |
| I mean, I didn't, like, originally, but I was kind of handed a bad hand in life. | |
| So, like, I did great with what I was given. | |
| I think so. | |
| I totally could have done better, but I'm not. | |
| Like, I can admit, I'm not the brightest bulb in the pack. | |
| Like, I'm like, I would not, if I, like, tried harder when I was younger, it, like, would backfire on me. | |
| So, I just gave up too soon. | |
| And, like, now getting back into it and like trying to edit. | |
| I'm just showing how it backfire on you. | |
| Well, I was never very intelligent in school. | |
| So, I was in like different classes. | |
| I was in the spastic classes as well. | |
| Yeah, I was in those classes and stuff. | |
| So, I already felt like I was like weird. | |
| And then no one told me otherwise. | |
| So, like, I was very, like, sad about that. | |
| And I would, like, freak out during class. | |
| Spastic classes? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah, I knew what you, I knew what you did, but like. | |
| Spastic. | |
| I was in that. | |
| I think that's it. | |
| Yeah, I don't know. | |
| I just kind of didn't, I didn't know. | |
| I was very, I was very bad stuff. | |
| Strump it. | |
| And so I like thought I was stupid, even though I'm not. | |
| Like, I totally can achieve stuff and learn stuff. | |
| Honestly, your story's kind of tragic. | |
| It's kind of like tragic in a way. | |
| I mean, it's not tragic. | |
| It's just like, it's just like, it's sad because if like, if everyone is like motivating people around them, like, hey, you think you're this way, but maybe if you tried a little harder, you'd do better. | |
| I was the only one telling myself that. | |
| Like, I don't know. | |
| It was weird. | |
| Weird growing up. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, I guess sort of piggybacking off the I disagree on their opinions on a lot of things. | |
| We already kind of tackled the like involvement in S work and that sort of thing and the potential impacts on dating. | |
| But let me open it up to anybody else on the panel. | |
| Those of you who've seen the show, maybe you've seen a clip from me, from Andrew, from Jake over here. | |
| Any disagreements? | |
| He's the worst. | |
| Any disagreements you guys want to tackle? | |
| I know you got, you're just dying to give us something. | |
| Go off. | |
| Go off, Queen. | |
| Crongosaurus. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| I'm just saying, I don't know. | |
| You got it. | |
| What you got? | |
| I think you guys are just mean. | |
| Mean? | |
| Okay, we can go into that. | |
| Wait, am I? | |
| Is it me mostly? | |
| Well, you're being really nice today, also. | |
| the last time was on and i was mean that day but it was because of Oh, yeah. | |
| Yeah, that was a lot. | |
| I really want to see that. | |
| I think it was actually mean. | |
| I can't believe I still am. | |
| Woof. | |
| Oh, boy. | |
| Yes, Wolf, I remember. | |
| You're pretty mean, Jake. | |
| What were we mean about? | |
| I was on that show, so I must be the main one. | |
| I wasn't there. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I mean, he's the meanest. | |
| I tried to get in. | |
| Andrew, you said that. | |
| I'm the meanest. | |
| I'm not mad. | |
| Imagine if Andrew. | |
| I was even on this show. | |
| What the hell out here? | |
| What were you supposed to do? | |
| We were supposed to be in the middle. | |
| How did I get blamed? | |
| I wasn't even there. | |
| That time wasn't even. | |
| Remember, I was like, you were like, why do you do OnlyFans? | |
| And I was like, because my mom's homeless. | |
| And then you're like, why don't you do something else? | |
| And I said, like what? | |
| And you said, sell drugs. | |
| Learn about crypto. | |
| Wait, who said that? | |
| I don't think I said sell drops. | |
| Yes, you did. | |
| Yes, you did. | |
| Pull up the crypto. | |
| 1,000%. | |
| I watched it. | |
| And I was like, that's literally illegal. | |
| Like, why would I do something illegal instead of just doing something legal? | |
| If I did, that would be pretty funny. | |
| That is pretty funny. | |
| Like, I swear to Bob. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Did you say you swear to me? | |
| I think there would be more. | |
| I swear to Bob. | |
| At least you could get some social credit, you know? | |
| Yeah. | |
| People would see. | |
| It's far more respectable, yes. | |
| Gangs have good hierarchies sometimes. | |
| Yeah, let's get arrested for the seventh time, huh? | |
| So, okay, we were, besides us being mean or whatever, what you got for us? | |
| She said, I'm the meanest. | |
| I wasn't even there. | |
| I literally wasn't. | |
| I wasn't challenged today. | |
| I definitely think you're being the meanest today. | |
| I think you are the meanest. | |
| Thank you for having me. | |
| Wait, he's second. | |
| She wasn't crying. | |
| Wait, tonight? | |
| Do you mean tonight? | |
| Yeah, you're not. | |
| Oh, today? | |
| Walk in. | |
| I didn't cry. | |
| I didn't say the tear. | |
| Kayla's tough. | |
| You're like, how you doing? | |
| And the woman starts crying and they're like, it's your fault, you bastards. | |
| No one else. | |
| Are you okay? | |
| Then I went to the corner. | |
| Well, that's why I just said something because I felt like the tear was going to come and I was like, mommy mode right now. | |
| Sometimes you got to let it up. | |
| Yeah, we saw you jumping in for the sisterhood. | |
| I feel like compared to Maxman who sent around in my life, I respect you guys compared to any other guy I'm around. | |
| Well, it's because I live in St. Louis and we spell around college boys. | |
| What do you mean you respect us more? | |
| I respect you. | |
| How are they like and how are we? | |
| Well, I respect you guys because you guys agree with me that it's not right that a guy can cling me amongst his friends. | |
| Yes. | |
| Oh my. | |
| Wait, really quick, just you two since the mics. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| This is what shit that guy is. | |
| Unbelievable. | |
| Never dated him. | |
| Yeah, you should totally just be letting your chick just bang your own ass buttons if she wants to. | |
| Like, obviously. | |
| If you're not a kid. | |
| I was not his chick. | |
| What are you? | |
| Yeah, really. | |
| All right. | |
| So. | |
| Was there more? | |
| On. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You said you respect us more than you respect all the guys that are in your friend group, or I don't know what it was. | |
| No, not friend group. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| You respect them more? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm just, I'm hearing you guys out, and I respect it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Sure. | |
| Does anybody else have a challenge you want to do? | |
| Yeah, any other disagreements? | |
| Disagreements? | |
| I talk way better with people I'm close with, and I can argue really well, but the anxiety is real right now, so I'm trying my best. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Nia, what you got? | |
| Did I say your name right? | |
| Yeah, Nia. | |
| Okay. | |
| Blame Brian. | |
| It's his fault. | |
| What you got for us? | |
| Like about what? | |
| The way you guys are? | |
| No, no, just you have any topics you want to hit on or disagreements or anything like that? | |
| Not that I can think of right now, no. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| Anything for you? | |
| Originally, yes, but then I just kept watching more podcasts and I realized, sorry. | |
| And I realized it was the person, not the career per se. | |
| Because originally I was kind of uncomfortable with the criticisms of the child. | |
| Yeah, but then I was like, wait, no, it's literally the person because of how she's acting. | |
| Like, she was, I think her name was Gia or something like that. | |
| Gia? | |
| Yeah, she was being crazy, disrespectful. | |
| And I was like, wait. | |
| Andrew, I think you were right. | |
| I just kept looking at her. | |
| It was like that short strumpet that was just being, oh yeah, you were definitely on that panel. | |
| Just trolling or trying to troll. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I mean, look, I tend to try to treat people well, but if I start to detect a little Trolling or disrespect coming my way, then I'll usually spar back a little bit, too. | |
| Jordan, you have some stuff. | |
| What you got? | |
| Why no, I don't. | |
| You said you want to please put me on with the Andrew. | |
| Oh, because what do you want to debate Andrew on? | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| I wasn't because I wanted to debate Andrew. | |
| It's because I wanted to listen to him in person. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right, then. | |
| You also got to look at him, though. | |
| That's the problem. | |
| You also have to look at him. | |
| Yeah, that's a very good point. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Poor gal. | |
| Offensive truths. | |
| He says the problem. | |
| That's the problem. | |
| I just keep my eyes locked this way. | |
| I'm confused. | |
| He's ripping on me, right? | |
| He's calling me an ugly bastard, which is fair. | |
| Oh. | |
| Check your DM. | |
| I see. | |
| He says, thank you for the Nigerian 99,900. | |
| I don't know, the currency. | |
| Trying to donate on Streamlabs not working. | |
| Please check DMs. | |
| That's like a dull message. | |
| Well, message. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Yeah, it's probably not much. | |
| Thank you, that man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Jake's been ripping on me the last two days. | |
| You're mean, Jake. | |
| I tried to run him over in my car yesterday, and he forgot. | |
| And you missed. | |
| Yeah, no. | |
| Next time. | |
| Quicker than I look. | |
| Quicker than I look. | |
| Okay, we have baby. | |
| Is that you? | |
| That's you. | |
| Your first boyfriend in high school was an MMA fighter, and in his sleep, he would karate chop me out of the bed. | |
| He's not even shitting you. | |
| Or do what? | |
| Put me in arm bars. | |
| While he was asleep. | |
| He was sleeping. | |
| And he had no idea. | |
| No idea. | |
| At one time, you're probably having dreams of fighting, huh? | |
| Yeah, yeah, because he would do it every day. | |
| Like, so you're not going to be able to do it. | |
| It's very interesting because it takes some technique to put you in an armbar. | |
| He would have to mount you first, and then he would have to swing around and put you in an armbar. | |
| She's just too nice to wake him up and say, baby, no, I'm going to be like, hey, you should have learned how to defend an armbar. | |
| I actually lived on Jiu-Jitsu for like a year. | |
| So why couldn't you get out of the armbaugh? | |
| Well, you were sleeping, right? | |
| You need to do more. | |
| I would just be asleep and then I'd wake up and I'd be like, what the fuck? | |
| And honestly, learn a bit of boxing and you can take the karate chop. | |
| It's nothing. | |
| Just parry it. | |
| Bomb. | |
| Hit him back. | |
| You said the only thing I disagree with is the way the hosts refer to S-workers in negative light at times. | |
| But, I mean, we kind of already just talked about that. | |
| Okay. | |
| I think that's. | |
| I mean, I refer to it in a negative light, though. | |
| She probably enjoyed it, to be honest. | |
| Like always. | |
| No matter what, I refer to it in a negative light. | |
| You talk so much. | |
| But that doesn't mean I think. | |
| That doesn't mean I think the person has no value. | |
| It means I think the occupation is valueless. | |
| Nia, you said that you think boyfriends should be providers in relationships. | |
| Yes. | |
| And then just show of hands, girls at the table. | |
| Do you agree with her? | |
| Should boyfriends be providers in relationships? | |
| Depends on their age, though, because you can't expect if you're 18 dating someone 18. | |
| 20. | |
| Nia, you're 23? | |
| Yeah. | |
| She's 23. | |
| You think 23 is that fair age to buy that much? | |
| Maybe not expect to be completely provided for, but like pay for a lot of things. | |
| Oh, what a good idea. | |
| What do we mean by provider here? | |
| Like, what do you mean by that? | |
| Wait, no, no, no. | |
| What do you mean when you said maybe not pay for everything, but by 23, pay for more than just dates? | |
| Right? | |
| Yeah, like maybe help them out with bills or like get the nails done and all that stuff. | |
| Nails. | |
| Nails. | |
| It's a kind gesture. | |
| You got paid. | |
| Wait, okay, so I want to explore this a little bit. | |
| Should boyfriends should be providers, right? | |
| Should girlfriends not be prostitutes? | |
| Yes. | |
| Well, if I, like I said, I do OnlyFans. | |
| If I was with someone providing. | |
| Well, okay, here, I'll make it simpler. | |
| Then. | |
| Should girlfriends not be involved in sex work of any kind? | |
| This is such a big deal. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I do agree, yes. | |
| Oh, you shouldn't. | |
| And if I was with someone providing, I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing. | |
| You'd quit? | |
| Yes. | |
| Isn't that a vicious circle, though? | |
| Like, if you say a boyfriend should provide for me, but a boyfriend should not provide for a sex worker, but I'm a sex worker, then that leads to boyfriend should not provide for me, right? | |
| So, like, what? | |
| Right now, I'm providing for myself, and that's the way I'm providing. | |
| Yeah, okay, well then let's take it to the next step. | |
| Should a boyfriend provide for a woman who was a sex worker? | |
| I don't see anything wrong with it. | |
| If he's dating me, he knows what I was doing, so he's going to be okay with it. | |
| He's just got to chin it, hey. | |
| He's going to start dating someone that you know is OnlyFans. | |
| So here's our circle now. | |
| The circle is, yes, boyfriend should provide unless it's a sex worker, right? | |
| I'm a sex worker, therefore boyfriend should not provide for me. | |
| But if I stop being a sex worker, then boyfriend should provide, right? | |
| That seems like a very, very bad plan, right? | |
| It's like it's saying inside your own belief structure that a boy should not provide for you, right? | |
| You don't think so, at least not right now. | |
| But when you decide to stop and allow a boy to provide for you, that he should look past the thing that they shouldn't provide for you right now that you're doing. | |
| Well, like I said, it's what I'm doing to provide for myself at the moment. | |
| That's my way of providing. | |
| And like, for example, my last relationship, he was okay with what I was doing. | |
| Like, the next partner I date, they're going to know, obviously, what I'm doing. | |
| Totally understand all of that. | |
| I agree with you that your next partner has to know. | |
| Talking to me and stuff, they're going to know. | |
| Totally agree. | |
| So they're obviously going to be okay with it. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I agree that they would even be okay with it, but that doesn't actually do anything about this inconsistency. | |
| So I agree that your next boyfriend definitely is going to be okay with it. | |
| Your next boyfriend's definitely going to know, right? | |
| Otherwise, he's not going to be with you. | |
| He wouldn't be your boyfriend, right? | |
| That wouldn't make any sense. | |
| But what is the reason that a boy should not be with you if you are currently a sex worker versus if you're formerly one? | |
| Wait, sorry. | |
| What is the quality here about being a sex worker that you think a boyfriend should not fund? | |
| I'm just saying me, like if they didn't like it, like if they, if the conversation came up and they're like, oh, like, what do you quit? | |
| I would. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you're not actually saying that boyfriends shouldn't fund their women's lifestyles if they're sex workers. | |
| You're just saying it's okay if they don't. | |
| It's okay, but I'm just saying that's what I prefer. | |
| And that's what I believe. | |
| Yeah, yeah, no, I think I get it. | |
| You're saying you're not saying that they should. | |
| You're just saying if they choose to, that's okay. | |
| If they choose not to fund me because I'm a sex worker, that's okay. | |
| Yes, but I would leave. | |
| Yeah, no, I understand. | |
| I understand. | |
| I'm just saying it's not that they should or shouldn't then. | |
| It's just if they don't mind is really what you mean. | |
| There's not really a should or shouldn't because, right? | |
| I'm talking about myself. | |
| Yeah, even for yourself. | |
| I think they should. | |
| They should. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And if they don't, then you're not going to be with them. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Yeah, right. | |
| Got it. | |
| Well, what about maybe the fact that we live in a new generation and times are changing? | |
| And a majority, there are a lot of women out here who have OnlyFans. | |
| Sure. | |
| And what about adapting to that? | |
| Interestingly enough, I saw a study. | |
| Now, I haven't dove into this, right? | |
| So this could be completely wrong, right? | |
| Because I haven't dove into it, but it wouldn't surprise me that it could be as high as one in 20 of the Zoomer women will end up doing sex work of some type in her lifetime is the projection. | |
| Now, I could be way off on that and fact-check me for sure, right? | |
| Because I don't know for sure. | |
| But it wouldn't surprise me if that was the case, right? | |
| So I'm going to concede that ground right away to you. | |
| Okay, and then, like, yeah, exactly. | |
| How would you feel if you found a boyfriend and you guys are together and then he starts treating you really, really well? | |
| And then he asks you, like, will you delete your OnlyFans from me? | |
| And you go, of course I will because you guys are on an understanding he's treating you right. | |
| You're treating him right. | |
| I will delete my OnlyFans for you. | |
| How do you guys feel about that? | |
| I'm going to explain. | |
| I'm not going to mince any words. | |
| If it was my son, let's say, came to me and said, dad, I love this woman. | |
| She's great. | |
| She treats me amazing. | |
| Okay? | |
| And I just adore her. | |
| She engages in sex work. | |
| I'd say, kick her to the curb, get rid of her. | |
| Absolutely not. | |
| Under no circumstances should you ever be with a woman like that. | |
| Way too good for her in every conceivable way. | |
| Don't do it. | |
| What would actually be the objection to that? | |
| Yeah, well, would you disown him? | |
| I'm not sure that I would disown him. | |
| Exactly. | |
| I would disown him. | |
| It wouldn't be immoral if she quit sex work for him to marry her or this type of thing. | |
| I wouldn't make a moral claim that he was doing something morally wrong. | |
| My advice to him, though, would be absolutely under no circumstances should you do this. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| And it's a really bad idea, and you can find somebody way better than that. | |
| That would be my advice. | |
| Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that, for sure. | |
| Yeah, I think that that's totally fair. | |
| I kind of believe that that's a narcissistic point of view. | |
| Why is it narcissistic? | |
| Because, like I said, let's get our terms right. | |
| What is a narcissist? | |
| A man who just... | |
| A man? | |
| A man? | |
| A man. | |
| A man? | |
| Who is just delusional, honestly? | |
| A man who is delusional. | |
| Yes. | |
| You don't think it's delusional for a sex worker to expect that she's going to get Prince Charming? | |
| I don't. | |
| I personally don't ever expect to find Prince Charming. | |
| I've kind of accepted that I will be because of that. | |
| Well, I don't understand. | |
| What would the delusion here be? | |
| As a narcissist? | |
| No, what would the delusion here be by telling your son not to date a sex worker under any circumstances, even if you loved her? | |
| If that's your opinion as a father, I don't think that's delusional. | |
| Then why would it be narcissistic? | |
| I didn't say that that was narcissistic. | |
| Well, then what's the narcissistic part? | |
| Okay, bring it back. | |
| When did I say the narcissism? | |
| What were you just saying? | |
| What were you talking about? | |
| When I said that you shouldn't, if I said I would tell my son, under no circumstances should you date a sex worker ever, period. | |
| You said that sounds narcissistic. | |
| What about that's narcissistic, if narcissism means delusional? | |
| Okay, and I will say again, because I think that times are changing, and I think that you guys need to broaden your horizon. | |
| Sure, sure, I get all that, but what about this? | |
| It's narcissism. | |
| It sounds like you guys are wanting to own a woman. | |
| Yeah, but what about that would be narcissism? | |
| Because you can't own a woman. | |
| A woman's going to be able to still have free will. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| There's places in the world where people clearly own women, right? | |
| And that's crazy. | |
| But it's not delusional. | |
| That is delusional. | |
| No, they clearly own them. | |
| There's no delusion there. | |
| That's fucked up. | |
| Maybe it's fucked up, and I agree with you, it's fucked up, but it's not delusional. | |
| That is delusional. | |
| What's the delusion? | |
| Do you agree that they own the woman? | |
| That's delusional. | |
| That's evil. | |
| It's evil. | |
| Yes, it's evil. | |
| It's wrong. | |
| It's immoral, but it's not delusional. | |
| Delusional is an untruth. | |
| It's not true. | |
| Listen very carefully. | |
| You're not listening. | |
| Listen to it. | |
| It feels like delusional. | |
| Yeah, but you're not, because you're not listening, right? | |
| You got to listen to what's actually being said. | |
| Listen to the words. | |
| Don't tell me I'm not listening when I am. | |
| But go on. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| You're listening. | |
| Human beings can't own each other and have never been able to. | |
| He's not saying should. | |
| He's not saying should. | |
| Have they been able to? | |
| Sadly. | |
| Sadly, they have, right? | |
| So if I acknowledge that that is true, isn't that the opposite of delusion? | |
| But I'm saying that I think that it's delusional that that is a thing. | |
| Okay. | |
| Hang on, Ann. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm not giving a moral prescription here and saying it's right. | |
| I'm just saying that it happens. | |
| So I still don't understand how it's delusional to acknowledge that there are people right now, men right now, who own women. | |
| Well, I don't think it's delusional to know that. | |
| You're right. | |
| That they're delusional for owning women. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| Yeah, but okay, but where's the delusion there? | |
| They own the woman. | |
| What's the delusion? | |
| All of it. | |
| What do you mean by delusion? | |
| Well, yeah, what does delusion mean here? | |
| It's a definition thing. | |
| It's not. | |
| Yeah, what do you mean by delusional? | |
| Delusion, to me, means not true. | |
| You're living something that's not true and you believe it is true. | |
| Okay, then yeah, I mean she's just saying in the wrong way. | |
| Yeah, yeah, okay. | |
| Maybe they're crazy and it's immoral and it's fucking evil and all that. | |
| Like, I'm not disputing any of that, but if narcissism means delusional, I'm trying to get to the part where it's delusional here. | |
| Like, where's the delusion when I say, when I say don't date a sex worker, what's the delusion here? | |
| Like, you have to? | |
| I don't know what the delusion is. | |
| Okay, then I'm using, I'm not using delusion in the right terms. | |
| Or narcissism, maybe. | |
| Narcissism. | |
| So maybe me and you can agree on some other things, right? | |
| So maybe narcissism is, I would say it's an antisocial behavior, which is extraordinarily rare. | |
| Okay. | |
| Like super duper rare. | |
| And even people who diagnose it get it wrong often and claim that they get it wrong often, right? | |
| Because there's no specific criteria where you could meet all the criteria and still not be that thing. | |
| So it's a very hard diagnosis, right? | |
| I've talked to various doctors, medical professionals who've explained this multiple times to me on my program, right? | |
| It's very, very difficult diagnosis. | |
| So when people use the term narcissist, I just want to know, does that just mean you're an asshole? | |
| Is that what really is like narcissist just means he's a fucking asshole? | |
| No, just like in my experience with dealing with a narcissist, just someone who thinks that they can do whatever they want, walk over women, treat women however they want. | |
| Yeah, but why is any of that narcissistic? | |
| No empathy. | |
| They don't feel empathy. | |
| Sure, you can meet all those criteria, though. | |
| You could be a person who chronically lies, is very egotistical, right? | |
| Believes that you're better than everybody around you and still not meet the criteria for being a narcissist. | |
| What's a narcissist then? | |
| It's very difficult. | |
| It's a very nebulous term, just like most of these psychological diagnoses, right? | |
| Psychopathy, for instance, doesn't even exist. | |
| It doesn't even exist. | |
| There's no such thing as a psychopath. | |
| There's no actual diagnosis for a psychopath anywhere in the DSM, never has been. | |
| Well, I'm just thinking of certain people in my life, and it's just like, you're telling me this, then what are they? | |
| Are they just assholes? | |
| Well, that's what I think. | |
| I think that when women mean, when they say narcissists, they just fucking mean asshole. | |
| Or like half narcissistic tendencies. | |
| Yeah, but what does that mean? | |
| So, again, it's such a nebulous term that has so many different criteria, which it can or can't be, that I'm always very, very skeptical when somebody says narcissist because I'm not even really sure what it means. | |
| Okay, well, doesn't it also mean like somebody with a fake ego? | |
| Or like somebody who like hypes himself up and to the world they seem like this person on this moral high ground, but they treat the people closest to them like crap. | |
| Could be. | |
| All those could be criteria for that, or you could meet all of those criteria and still not be it. | |
| That's why I think it's nebulous. | |
| Same with a lot of these diagnoses. | |
| Same with a lot of these diagnoses. | |
| So because of that, I'm always very cautious about calling somebody a narcissist or a psychopath or things like this. | |
| I tend to use like lunatic, but I use it as a broad scope term to just mean you're a fucking weirdo, right? | |
| Not as an actual, like, I've diagnosed you with lunacy. | |
| So, so, but back to this, I don't think it's delusional to say to a say to a, you know, my son, never date a sex worker. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| Or a daughter, right? | |
| Like, never date a sex worker, no matter what. | |
| It's not delusional. | |
| Yeah, it's not delusional. | |
| So there's no problem with me saying that, right? | |
| There's no like objection you would have to saying that. | |
| But I think that that's the advice a lot of dads are going to give their kids. | |
| Yeah, any parent I'm sure would say that to your child. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You just like, don't date a drug dealer. | |
| Like, you know, like, it's just you're looking out. | |
| You're looking out. | |
| Yeah, it's a nefarious position. | |
| As long as you don't drop them and say that you don't like your kid or like you like no longer want to associate with your kid just because they you know follow through with it. | |
| You know? | |
| I wouldn't be wrong with that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You raised that kid. | |
| Yeah, but if your kid became a sex. | |
| Say you don't love your kid when you're saying you don't love your kids. | |
| Those are two different things. | |
| Disassociating from a child doesn't mean you don't love them. | |
| No, I'm not saying that. | |
| I'm saying like you physically, you like tell them, no, I do not like you anymore. | |
| You are out of my life forever. | |
| Yeah, you can exclude them from your life forever. | |
| It doesn't mean you don't love them. | |
| Well, I'm saying they told you they don't love you. | |
| Yeah, well, that's different, right? | |
| So if you just directly say to someone, I don't love you. | |
| Yeah, I think that there's a distinction. | |
| That's the only thing I would think that would make that situation. | |
| Yeah, I'll grant that distinction. | |
| I just don't think that that's what happens. | |
| I think that parents tend to distance themselves from kids who do horrible things. | |
| They don't want that association with their family. | |
| That seems fair to me. | |
| Yeah, I don't know. | |
| I just, I just like that. | |
| They're like, you're bad news. | |
| It's just not that deep. | |
| You're doing problematic things, and I don't want the association with my family name, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's totally fine. | |
| Seems reasonable. | |
| Yeah, I think it's reasonable to want the best for your child. | |
| It's also important to consider that there are societal norms in the state you're in, the state you're in, the continent, etc. | |
| And every family has different dynamics and different expectations for their children. | |
| So it's like totally valid to not want your children. | |
| If that's true, then why would you ever say the universal word better? | |
| It's okay to want what's better for your kid. | |
| If that just means a ton of different things to a ton of different people, right? | |
| Then I don't know what we're even talking about when we say better. | |
| I would think that we would agree on some things with better. | |
| So here's maybe some universal agreements for better that you and I can agree to. | |
| I want my kid to be really healthy, healthier than me. | |
| Do I say yes every time? | |
| Well, I'm just asking. | |
| Do you agree that that's better? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| I want my kid to be able to make more money than I did. | |
| I think that's better. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| I want my kid to have a kind of a very unique standard in the world where they're able to pursue their dreams in accordance with the morality of Christianity. | |
| If that is your belief, I respect it. | |
| So that's your household. | |
| These are all better, right? | |
| Yeah, when the kids are. | |
| So then by this standard, then what's worse, right? | |
| I think it depends on the paradigms within a family and what that family expects of their children. | |
| Like, for example, my mom has been supporting every step of the way. | |
| I actually asked her before I started it, I said, hey, this is really important to me. | |
| I need your approval before I start this. | |
| What about your dad? | |
| I don't have any access to him at all. | |
| He wanted me aborted, so he just stopped contact. | |
| So the fatherless home, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think that Chase used to say this a lot, and he'd be on the program that he associated fatherlessness with sex work. | |
| And I think that there's a lot of truth to that because if you look at sex workers come from single mom families, it's pretty overwhelmingly high, right? | |
| I think that generally speaking, it seems to be the dads who put the kibosh on that, right? | |
| They don't want their daughters to engage in that. | |
| Like, I think from the perspective of a father, it's like revolting to him, right? | |
| It's totally revolting. | |
| Yeah, no, I would hope so. | |
| I don't want my dad to be. | |
| Well, I don't have a dad either. | |
| He's in prison. | |
| Yeah, there's a theme here, right? | |
| But like, if my dad were like all like happy and stuff about like my OnlyFans, I feel like I'd be very uncomfortable. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That would be really weird. | |
| I don't know. | |
| My grandma and grandpa, they don't. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Why is it less weird for your mom to be supportive, though? | |
| My mom's weird. | |
| I think it's weird. | |
| Oh, I think it's weird. | |
| Isn't that? | |
| But you see what I'm saying? | |
| Like, why would it be less weird for the mom to be supportive than the dad to be supportive? | |
| To me, it's like equally, it should be equally revolting to both of us. | |
| Don't tell me. | |
| I don't want to know about it. | |
| And if other people talk to me about it, I'd say, why are you, you're weird for telling me that. | |
| Like, I don't need to know that about my kid. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, it's none of my business personally. | |
| I just don't hurt yourself. | |
| I feel like I'd be a little sad if it was like, like, like, I don't have any issue with porn stars, but like, I'm glad you brought this up because where I was going with this idea of better. | |
| So this is my ultimate question. | |
| Do you think it's better if you have kids for them not to go into sex work? | |
| Is that better? | |
| I'm, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Better. | |
| No, I'm like thinking about it for a while. | |
| Okay. | |
| Better. | |
| Better, but if they wanted to, I wouldn't judge them. | |
| Okay, so you'd let them do something. | |
| Like, what if you were the deciding vote? | |
| If they're like, I really want to do this, mom, and I think I'd be really good at it. | |
| It's going to make me a lot of money. | |
| Okay. | |
| And you were the deciding vote. | |
| If you said on the one way, go ahead and do it, that would be the deciding factor for that kid, and they would go ahead and do it. | |
| Versus if you said, don't do it, that's the deciding factor, and they wouldn't. | |
| Which way would you fall? | |
| I would let them do it if they wanted to. | |
| So you would say, go ahead. | |
| Because I do it. | |
| So why would I tell my kid they can't do it? | |
| Oh, well, that's true. | |
| I smoke. | |
| Why wouldn't I tell my five-year-old they can't smoke? | |
| Yeah, but... | |
| Does that make sense? | |
| Like, am I going to choose if they want to kill you? | |
| Am I going to tell my kid, oh, I want you to be a doctor? | |
| You're going to be a doctor. | |
| No, that's not, you're going to. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| There's a distinction here in the pursuance, in the pursuance of career. | |
| So the asking here is like, I smoke cigarettes. | |
| My five-year-old, my five-year-old comes to me. | |
| The five-year-old comes to me and says, Dad, you smoke. | |
| You have no business telling me I can't. | |
| Smoking and me comparing it to being something is different. | |
| Why? | |
| What's the difference? | |
| That you're making an argument from hypocrisy, yes? | |
| You can't tell them this because it would make you a hypocrite. | |
| Sex work, okay. | |
| I wouldn't judge my child if they want to do it. | |
| But would it be better? | |
| Yes, I said before, I said, yes, it would be better, but if they wanted to do it, I wouldn't. | |
| Then you would tell them to do the thing that wasn't better. | |
| Yes, I know, but I'm saying I wouldn't, yes, it would be better. | |
| So how do you want what's best? | |
| It would be better. | |
| It would, but it's supporting what they want to do. | |
| So wait, wait, hang on. | |
| I want what's best for you. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay, okay, but you're the deciding vote. | |
| I'm not asking you to do any of that. | |
| Nobody has to do any of that. | |
| You're just the deciding vote. | |
| You can just, based on your advice at this critical moment, right, right now, when they say, Mom, I'm going to do this. | |
| I'm going to make a lot of money. | |
| And you even foresee, hey, she's a beautiful girl. | |
| She can probably make a lot of money. | |
| Right? | |
| You're the decider. | |
| Your advice at this critical moment of saying, don't do this, she won't do it. | |
| But if you say, go ahead and do it, she will do it. | |
| Hang on, hang on, let me finish the question. | |
| If you say that it would be better if you're not in sex work and you say, I want what's best for you, then how would you not say not to do it? | |
| That's what I don't get. | |
| I would say that's like, no, like, because it would be best for them. | |
| But if they did do it, I wouldn't be mad. | |
| I wouldn't feel any way like they could do what they want. | |
| But you would advise them not to. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Got it. | |
| Would you advise them to smoke? | |
| If that kid did come and say, Mom, I want to smoke? | |
| How old are they? | |
| 20. | |
| If they're 20, if they came to me and told me they wanted to smoke, I would say yes. | |
| If they're with me, Mama, I want to do heroin. | |
| No. | |
| Mama, I want to do crack? | |
| No. | |
| Why? | |
| I mean, it's the train of logic. | |
| Why not? | |
| It's completely different. | |
| It's very different than that. | |
| How so? | |
| Because it is. | |
| Because there's negative connotations on a person's life if they do the thing, right? | |
| And so we're looking at the negative outcomes and consequences of the thing that you're doing. | |
| And so if you're looking at the negative outcome and consequences of being a sex worker, right, then we're looking at what's best. | |
| This would be the same thing. | |
| It's like crack cocaine, right? | |
| It's best that you don't smoke crack, right? | |
| It's not the same thing. | |
| Why? | |
| How is that the same thing? | |
| Well, we're making an analogy. | |
| These are both cups, right? | |
| But they're both cups. | |
| They're hang on. | |
| They're both cups. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| Stop. | |
| Hang on. | |
| They're both cups, right? | |
| Yes. | |
| Is this one made out of paper? | |
| Yes. | |
| And is this one made out of glass? | |
| Well, then they're two different things. | |
| But we can still make an analogy, right? | |
| Using the two. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| If I said, if I was talking about the filling of the cups, we could still make an analogy based on the cups, even though they're not the exact same cup. | |
| Because everything on planet Earth is different from everything else. | |
| That's why we use analogies, right? | |
| Okay, so you're saying weed cigarettes are the same thing as heroin? | |
| No, I'm saying that the logic for what is best would be the same, right? | |
| So what is best for you? | |
| So I'd say, okay, if I'm thinking best, I'd say, okay, don't smoke, that's what's best for you. | |
| It's a don't do sex work, that's what's best for you. | |
| The logic entailment would be exactly the same. | |
| What's best? | |
| So when I say, okay, I want what's best for my kids, then I'd be looking at the big picture of what is best. | |
| So my advice, I'm not saying, oh, if you started smoking, Junior, that's it. | |
| You're done. | |
| You're out of the will. | |
| Get the fuck out of here. | |
| Don't ever come back, right? | |
| But if I was the critical vote, if they were going to do it one way or the other based on what I said, then my vote would be don't do it. | |
| Right? | |
| That's what's best. | |
| That's all I'm saying. | |
| Does that make sense? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I feel like you phrase your questions a certain way, make it sound stupid, and then you rephrase it and then agree with yourself. | |
| He's actually doing the total opposite. | |
| What he's doing is he's trying to make it as simple as possible for you so that you can understand it. | |
| And then he steelmans your case and explains to you what you think, and then he brings you to the logical conclusion. | |
| It's actually the opposite. | |
| He could easily use sophistry to confuse you if he wanted to. | |
| But he's making it as simple as possible. | |
| And the reason I want to make sure, is because I want to make sure you understand where I'm coming from. | |
| So that's why I always repeat back what you say to me. | |
| What you mean is X. | |
| Yeah, that's what I mean. | |
| Okay, now I know. | |
| Why haven't I felt that way this whole time then? | |
| Because most people don't like the entailments of their positions. | |
| Which means most people haven't really thought through what it is that they think about certain things. | |
| And when you ask probing questions, they don't like, they can foresee that by answering the question, it's going to lead to an answer that they themselves don't like. | |
| And so they become very resistant to answering the question because they know it's going to end up with, uh-oh, fuck, this doesn't make any sense, right? | |
| Yeah, but I feel like for the most part, we haven't really been resisting. | |
| We've been like coming to an understanding. | |
| Well, no, you haven't been evasive, but you haven't been evasive because, like he says, I'm very poignant with the questions, right? | |
| That's why I steel man the position. | |
| Just want to make sure I know exactly where you're coming from. | |
| Okay. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| And by the way, you're welcome to cross-examine me, too. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's totally fine. | |
| In fact, I encourage it, right? | |
| That's how people get more consistent views. | |
| Okay. | |
| You guys can ask us anything you want. | |
| Well, I mean, not anything, but within reason. | |
| It's like within reason. | |
| Ask Andrew anything. | |
| Wait, Andrew and Ryan? | |
| Yeah, Ryan. | |
| Ryan. | |
| Ryan, how many girlfriends do you have? | |
| How many girlfriends do I have, or how many girlfriends have I had? | |
| Oh, no, do you have? | |
| Do you have? | |
| I've got zero girlfriends. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| What makes you think that Ryan over here had lots of girlfriends? | |
| Oh, no reason. | |
| Damn it, Ryan. | |
| You're running through. | |
| You think I run through? | |
| No, it was a comment on there and I read it. | |
| Unbelievable. | |
| What led you to ask that question? | |
| Guild, that was very subtly done. | |
| Very well done. | |
| I just, sorry. | |
| I'm basing it off looks. | |
| It's fucked up. | |
| Basically, I'm saying. | |
| She's saying you're hot, dude. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Actually, you're not a hot. | |
| Can I get your number? | |
| Sorry. | |
| And she doesn't find very many men physically attractive, so boy, you're. | |
| I think it's the Australian accent. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's probably the accent. | |
| Yeah, for sure. | |
| In the eyes, the hazel the eyes. | |
| What if I told you, though, that there's a country that you think exists? | |
| I'm not going down that road. | |
| Not going down that road. | |
| What if I told, you see those pills? | |
| What if I gave you that red pill and you knew the truth about a certain place? | |
| A certain where they all had that accent. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Yeah, there's more of them. | |
| Fun fact. | |
| Really? | |
| Somewhere. | |
| Somewhere. | |
| I honestly, I understand. | |
| What Andrew's doing is he's engaging in typical what we'd call misinformation or disinformation. | |
| He espouses conspiracy theories about Australia not being real. | |
| And honestly, it's one of the most damaging things that's happened to Australia since we were bombarded by the Japanese 1940s. | |
| I remember that bombing campaign. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Now I feel terrible. | |
| They hit the port of Darwin, which was up north of Australia. | |
| But unfortunately, this is the thing, and I'm sure. | |
| Didn't they carpet bomb the entire south? | |
| No. | |
| Oh. | |
| Just the north? | |
| You guys will be able to agree with me here that Andrew doesn't really have the emotional intelligence to actually engage with this sort of high-level debate. | |
| So we're probably going to leave it off the table for this one. | |
| I'm with Andrew. | |
| I don't even know what Australia is. | |
| It triggers a certain. | |
| Yeah, well, this sort of triggers a certain trauma for me. | |
| A trauma response. | |
| First time I'm here. | |
| Why don't you show him any Australian currency? | |
| Show him any. | |
| Do you have a single Australian dollar on you, Jake? | |
| A single one, Jake? | |
| We need the proof. | |
| This is, yeah. | |
| It's the sort of thing that you see in the dark corners of the internet. | |
| This is where Andrew sort of operates. | |
| The dark, dark corners of the internet. | |
| Not really in polite society at all. | |
| You guys probably have realized this about Andrew by now. | |
| He operates within a paradigm that's just ridiculous. | |
| I'm glad I found your soft slander. | |
| That's the one thing I know. | |
| I'm going to piss you off. | |
| So, Australia. | |
| Do you hear this slander from your guest? | |
| I'm never coming back here, Jake. | |
| This is fucking ridiculous. | |
| I did hear it. | |
| Slander. | |
| Disavow. | |
| Disavow. | |
| Rebuke. | |
| Rebuke, disavow. | |
| All right. | |
| Welcome back, everybody. | |
| So, we have a single dollar? | |
| Single Australian dollar? | |
| Not at this stage. | |
| Not at this stage. | |
| I tend to operate on a high level. | |
| Hold on. | |
| A high level of debate. | |
| I'll be right back, actually. | |
| Okay. | |
| Low-key just uses like a Monopoly dollar and just like brought it. | |
| We would know. | |
| We would know. | |
| Listen, I have my ways of verifying these dollars. | |
| These supposed dollars. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| Have you, ladies, ever heard of an Aboriginal? | |
| An Indigenous? | |
| Oh, champagne pop from Noah. | |
| He's playing off getting breeders. | |
| Anyway to garner Metro Matt in the Discord bullied me into giving champagne. | |
| Thank you, Noah. | |
| We appreciate it, brother. | |
| So, yeah, guys, dude, Noah, you're a fucking legend, you're a fucking legend, dude. | |
| Dude, Noah, you're a freaking legend, bro. | |
| A freaking legend, bro. | |
| Noah. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| I just want to really quickly put this debate to bed once and for all. | |
| Yo, Metro Matt, thank you for the gifted funny. | |
| Andrew has been persistently online spreading these honestly dangerous conspiracy theories that actually put me in physical gank for years. | |
| And he's been asking, and the one pillar that holds up his entire ideology. | |
| I'm actually not okay. | |
| The one pillar that holds up his entire ideology is about Australian dollars. | |
| So here you go. | |
| Show it to the camera. | |
| This is English currency, sir. | |
| I thought that was Canadian. | |
| That's not. | |
| What is this? | |
| Yeah, see, it's Canadian. | |
| She knows. | |
| So what we've just seen, we're now seeing an emotional response, and there's going to be much more fallacies coming out. | |
| But what we've just seen is worldview and ideology of Andrew Wilson and generations of Wilsons to come. | |
| It just looks like it's just been destroyed. | |
| I am not going to sit here and put up with this kind of thing. | |
| He's really pretty. | |
| Yeah, he's locked. | |
| American dollars is the ugliest. | |
| I wouldn't want to spend it. | |
| This is what fake paper looks like. | |
| No, it's okay. | |
| TP printed that. | |
| That'll do anything on that in a library. | |
| Good gosh. | |
| Can somebody grab that for me? | |
| Rage quit! | |
| So, really quick, I'll show him here. | |
| I knew one of these 304s with RageQuit. | |
| Is that actually? | |
| Yep. | |
| Andrew obviously rage quits the stream when confronted with his rage quit. | |
| Andrew Wilson, I'm putting it in the title. | |
| All right, yo, Noah, thank you so much for the champagne pop. | |
| Let's see. | |
| While I do that, is Brian off getting burritos? | |
| You know what, dude? | |
| I will not tolerate this burrito stuff. | |
| Yo, Metro Matt, thank you. | |
| Metro Matt donated 200 is based. | |
| Discord is based. | |
| Let's spice up this panel. | |
| Brian, stay on the panel, lad. | |
| Oh, he misses you. | |
| Ooh, that was hot. | |
| Holy fuck, dude. | |
| Pomeo. | |
| That was a gnarly one. | |
| When he says pop the cherry, but it's actually champagne. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's see. | |
| So, what's everybody's body count going around the table? | |
| Just while I'm filling up the champagne here. | |
| Maybe, Maddie, you want to help out a little bit? | |
| I'm going to look for a touch. | |
| I just want to. | |
| Starting with. | |
| Carly. | |
| Carly, my name is Kayla. | |
| Oh, what? | |
| Yeah, yeah, Kayla me. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Okay. | |
| So I'm going to say I think like 40. | |
| How much? | |
| 40. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| What about you? | |
| I don't know, like 21 now, so definitely 12. | |
| The micro penis does not count. | |
| Well, I'm not going to count. | |
| Did you count the micro Penis? | |
| That does not count. | |
| The micro penis does not count. | |
| That definitely counts. | |
| That counts even though it's like a correct. | |
| Swords guy. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| I feel obviously I forgot. | |
| Anyways, like, are we counting girls or no? | |
| How about give us girl count, guy count? | |
| Um, with a guy count. | |
| Here, here, hold on, hold on. | |
| Scoot your mic to the edge of the table. | |
| No, more and more. | |
| Scoot it this way. | |
| Edge, edge of the table. | |
| There you go. | |
| Okay, go ahead. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Okay, so I, with guys, it's definitely six. | |
| Okay. | |
| And with girls, it's over 10, but I just like, I don't even, I don't, I think counting in my head and doing like the finger calculator type thing is it just, I don't know. | |
| I get drunk and then I do a lot of crazy shit with girls. | |
| So I don't really remember. | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| What about you? | |
| It's the honesty. | |
| My body count's like 10. | |
| Okay. | |
| Maybe 11. | |
| Maybe 11. | |
| Okay. | |
| Two. | |
| Not sharing. | |
| Okay. | |
| Between me and the man upstairs. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's a better answer. | |
| I'll use that one next time. | |
| Rock and roll. | |
| All right. | |
| Once. | |
| What's it called? | |
| Oh, why don't we? | |
| I think we all poured the champagne. | |
| Noah, I want to thank you again. | |
| Cheers to Noah. | |
| Salu. | |
| Salu. | |
| Thanks, Noah. | |
| Thanks, Noah. | |
| I'm going to take some water. | |
| That was so cute. | |
| Yo, thank you so much, Noah. | |
| I really appreciate all your support in tonight's stream and other streams. | |
| You know what? | |
| If we get one more champagne pot, I will send Madison down and get me a burrito and I will eat some of it on stream. | |
| Can I have some of your burritos on the street? | |
| I will eat some potatoes. | |
| No, I'm very. | |
| Is that the teeth? | |
| Hey. | |
| Hey. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| You know what? | |
| I zoned out. | |
| That happened. | |
| You don't, you, you don't, you. | |
| No. | |
| She's picky, and burritos are her favorite. | |
| I'll eat it all she eats. | |
| I'll eat part of it on stream. | |
| Part of the burrito on stream. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I am a bit hungry. | |
| What's this thing with burritos? | |
| Please don't. | |
| Yeah, Noah, thank you. | |
| Metro Matt, thank you so much, man. | |
| Everyone gets a burrito. | |
| You get a fucking Oprah. | |
| You get a burrito. | |
| I make the best burritos. | |
| I bet you do that. | |
| I can prove that Jake is a simple frog. | |
| I can actually prove it. | |
| Carnyson. | |
| I can do it. | |
| Prove what it is. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I can prove that Jake is not telling the truth. | |
| Okay. | |
| About very quickly on the Australian trade. | |
| I have been told the people who pretend to be Australians, alcohol is poisonous to them, Jake. | |
| All you have to do is take a drink of this alcohol right here to prove me wrong. | |
| That was water cup. | |
| Nope, nope. | |
| There was nothing in the cup, bro. | |
| Nothing in the cup bro. | |
| Wait, actually, there was that red stuff anyway. | |
| Just one. | |
| This is compelling evidence. | |
| Can we go a little bit? | |
| Nothing? | |
| You can't do it? | |
| You can agree to disagree. | |
| You can't do it, bro. | |
| I don't think he's Australian. | |
| You can't do it, bro. | |
| Why are you shaking? | |
| Bro's been sober for like eight years and fortunately. | |
| He can't take one sip and get so drunk. | |
| This is like the JFK assassination. | |
| Never gets home. | |
| He's going to take one drink and say what he really feels. | |
| We don't know. | |
| We don't know. | |
| I just want to put it into the record. | |
| He did not take a drink. | |
| He did not take the drink. | |
| He did not take a drink. | |
| Austin, we have a couple things we got to react to, right? | |
| We have, did you, by the way, just double-check the dating app? | |
| Is it clean? | |
| It's clean. | |
| All right, let's do that then. | |
| All right, we have Heather's dating app. | |
| We're going to do dating app review. | |
| All right. | |
| Next. | |
| At the skateboard. | |
| Is this Tinder? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't use it. | |
| I don't know what I'm doing here. | |
| Who wants to get drunk? | |
| Okay, next. | |
| Okay, next. | |
| Next. | |
| And then, wait, go back one. | |
| Open to exploring. | |
| I don't want children. | |
| Bad text or Sagittarius. | |
| And is there a bio or anything? | |
| Or do you have a bottom? | |
| Yeah, I just didn't know if you guys have to do it. | |
| Oh, you didn't send the bio? | |
| Yeah, I wasn't. | |
| I didn't know anybody. | |
| I'm about. | |
| Let's go down to the nasty sewer real quick where I can. | |
| Okay, it's not even a repurposed sewer. | |
| So it used to be. | |
| It used to be like a sewer, but now it's like the water that goes through it is clean and stuff. | |
| No way. | |
| No way. | |
| The water's clean. | |
| I wouldn't swim in it. | |
| I'm just saying it's not like it's not like it's like there's like an empty wire spool down there and tracking. | |
| Hey, you know what? | |
| Maybe that's my vibe. | |
| Living life on the edge. | |
| I like it. | |
| It makes me feel like good to be in the woods, especially if it's like spray-painted up. | |
| That's not the woods. | |
| That's like a little piece of sewer that's in the middle of the day. | |
| I'm in like a little goalie in my end right now. | |
| It's my favorite goalie. | |
| There's her. | |
| It's my favorite spot, okay? | |
| I don't want anything. | |
| It's so pretty. | |
| It's so pretty. | |
| I just want to go in the water. | |
| The rock is really pretty, too. | |
| Shit. | |
| Fair enough. | |
| You would have a great time down by that sewer. | |
| I promise you, I don't go and play around sewer. | |
| Do you not like the woods? | |
| That's not the woods. | |
| It is. | |
| Going under a bridge that has some ivy is not the woods. | |
| That is not under a bridge. | |
| It's in the middle of the woods. | |
| 0.2 miles. | |
| Sewage runoff in the middle of the woods. | |
| That's insanity. | |
| Like, what? | |
| You don't even know where I live. | |
| Washington. | |
| I know how woods work. | |
| And unless you're living, unless there's civilization, there's no sewage. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, there's. | |
| I don't even know. | |
| I don't want to speak out of my ass right now, so I'm not going to just say stuff not knowing what's going on. | |
| What are the other reacts we have? | |
| What are the other reacts we have? | |
| We got any tweets? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Well, Duke Kayla's tweet. | |
| The what? | |
| What do you do? | |
| I'm just just going to tell you. | |
| What did you do? | |
| What's your price? | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| Let's do the tweet and then that site. | |
| I wish I was born a man sometimes. | |
| That was it. | |
| That's the only tweet I had. | |
| I just thought why? | |
| You'd like want a helicopter? | |
| What do you want? | |
| No, because I feel like, for example, just like most industries are male-run, and literally, I sent the exact same text message and my friend did about like interviewing some artists, and they didn't reply to me, but they replied to the other guy. | |
| Well, what evidence do you have that that's because you're a woman? | |
| Well, okay, I don't have it's not like 100% true, but it's just like I just feel like men automatically give men more, like, they're gonna give the same opportunity. | |
| If they have the same like qualifications for things, they're gonna give it to a man who has like their side, or like they automatically like respect a man or take them more seriously. | |
| Well, I mean, there's been some studies on this, and they found that men actually have an out-group, slight out-group bias for women, and women have a fairly large in-group bias for other women. | |
| So I don't even know if that's true. | |
| And then you have affirmative action that's witnessed in academia and in corporations, which gives women preferential treatment in hiring practices. | |
| Additionally, most HR departments that are responsible for hiring are predominantly staffed by women. | |
| Is it true? | |
| For example, like when my friend wanted to start learning how to DJ or like make music, you're talking to these guys and then they'll tell you they want to help you, like learn, they'll teach you, and then you show up and no, they actually just want to fuck you. | |
| Yeah, I've dealt with that. | |
| And it just sucks because they are lying and saying that they want to get your hooks up. | |
| But if I was a man and I said the exact same things, then they wouldn't want to try to fuck me, then they would have actually been truthful. | |
| They wouldn't help you at all. | |
| Yeah, they wouldn't do anything. | |
| Exactly. | |
| But then I wouldn't have to go through all this bullshit of like saying like, oh, you're going to teach me and like help me. | |
| But and like feed me all these lies, but really you just want to fuck me. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And it just sucks. | |
| Because like, I just want to learn. | |
| Well, I agree with you that it's wrong for men to sort of have ulterior motives in these sort of situations and circumstances. | |
| I think it'd be far better for them to just be up front and be like, I don't want to teach you anything. | |
| Exactly. | |
| I would appreciate that too. | |
| Dylan Joe Denato. | |
| So Dylan, thank you so much, John. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| Excellent panel tonight. | |
| Jake, Andrew, Brian, don't know why, but I want to build a cabin in the woods with you guys. | |
| BTW last week, girl, said I used a slur against Japanese girls. | |
| Not my intention. | |
| Yeah, I know, but you just, I don't think that was your intention either, man. | |
| And you're all good, Dylan. | |
| You were just using shortening the characters so you could fit the TTS in. | |
| But we're not going to build a cabinet together, bro. | |
| That's not. | |
| That's for next season. | |
| That sounds like a great time to me. | |
| Well, going back to your thing, like, you said that you wanted to get an interview with a, it was a singer or a DJ or something. | |
| An artist. | |
| An artist. | |
| Did this male friend of yours, when you say interview, was this going to be published somewhere? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| And did you guys work for like a magazine or what was just a media outlet? | |
| You worked for the same media outlet? | |
| We're working together. | |
| I'm going to be the interviewer. | |
| Wait, you were working together? | |
| Yeah, for their media outlet. | |
| And so he reached out. | |
| And they replied to him, but not me. | |
| But you both reached out. | |
| Yes. | |
| Well, wouldn't it be sort of like, for example, if I get an email and like two people from the same company email me, there's like a duplication there on their but I sent it earlier. | |
| Yeah, what if he was just better? | |
| Wait, so when you say you when you say he sent it earlier, I sent it earlier. | |
| Or excuse me, he sent it earlier. | |
| How early? | |
| Like a day or two. | |
| And then he sent the same thing. | |
| But what if you sent it via email? | |
| Both were on text message. | |
| Oh, text message. | |
| Okay. | |
| So maybe he didn't even get to respond to the message. | |
| I mean, yeah. | |
| It could be that. | |
| I'm not sure if it's because you've got a pussy. | |
| That was just one example. | |
| I'm not sure if it's because you have a one example. | |
| I always get confused by this. | |
| So it's like something unfavorable or something bad happens to a person who has this character trait, whether it's race or sex or whatever. | |
| And this bad thing must have happened because I'm a member of this race or this, or I'm a woman. | |
| Because men don't do this. | |
| So I'm always confused by this, though. | |
| You need actual evidence of like something that would point towards the reason this happened is because I'm a woman. | |
| Not just a bad thing happened to me. | |
| I'm a woman. | |
| It ergo. | |
| It happened to me because I'm a woman. | |
| One time, me and my friend who run the DJ collective, we were booked for a show and we're supposed to go in before the show starts. | |
| And security is like, you're not a DJ, you're a girl. | |
| Wow. | |
| And he was like, ha ha, jokes. | |
| Joking. | |
| He was joking. | |
| But, like, just to even say that is like hilarious. | |
| It's not hilarious. | |
| It's hilarious. | |
| You know what's crazy? | |
| You know what's crazy this one time? | |
| What? | |
| She wants to be taken seriously. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| I know. | |
| I mean, but if it was funny to you, since the joke was made at your expense, it wouldn't have been funny to everybody else. | |
| That's how jokes were. | |
| It's just like, was he joking? | |
| You said it was a joke afterwards, after we showed, like, literally proof that. | |
| So I would even take a different angle from Ryan, right? | |
| Like, I would even say I would go the other direction and be like, yeah, of course these guys just wanted to bang you. | |
| Of course they did, right? | |
| Of course they're going to want to train other men how to do these things because they think that intrinsically they're going to be better at doing these things than you are. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And so, yeah, they just wanted to have sex with you. | |
| It makes total sense to me. | |
| I know, it just sucks. | |
| Well, I mean, so you're saying that you need men? | |
| No, I don't need men. | |
| Well, then, why does it suck? | |
| Why can't you just find a chick to teach you? | |
| It's more put on the female-dominated industry. | |
| So you need men. | |
| I don't. | |
| It's circumstantial. | |
| Well, I don't understand. | |
| If you want to know this skill and men gatekeep the skill and you want the skill, then you need men, right? | |
| No, we do not just looked it up on YouTube. | |
| It's just like, why lie? | |
| And you don't need men. | |
| I don't need men. | |
| Then you didn't need to do any of this, right? | |
| Well, like, it's easier to learn in real life versus like a YouTube video. | |
| So then you need men. | |
| I don't need men. | |
| Who teaches you that in the YouTube video? | |
| Is it men? | |
| No, there's girls. | |
| Oh, so you learn, you only watch the female YouTube videos? | |
| Oh, my goodness gracious. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Silent Harrow donated $500. | |
| Wait, let's get this burrito party started. | |
| You failed. | |
| W Discord, W chat, W whatever podcast. | |
| This is half of the chat. | |
| No, Silent hero. | |
| $500. | |
| You triggered the shut the fuck up message. | |
| Which means you got to mute someone's mic. | |
| It does. | |
| Wait. | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Okay, I'll allow it. | |
| No donated $500. | |
| Other half of champagne properties here. | |
| All right. | |
| Jake, take a drink. | |
| We'll allow it. | |
| Ryan, go get burritos. | |
| All right. | |
| To the Trucible crew. | |
| Not one step back, boys. | |
| Not one step back. | |
| Not one step back. | |
| Noah, thank you. | |
| And then silence. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| All right. | |
| I guess Maddie's off to go. | |
| Get me a burrito. | |
| Yeah, yeah, I'll text you the order. | |
| Or maybe do we send Morgan? | |
| What? | |
| No. | |
| What is happening here? | |
| Extra cream, Morgan. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Hell no, bro. | |
| Yo, thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Wait, is this a champagne pop? | |
| Can I get another champagne? | |
| This is not burrito related. | |
| I actually have something to say about it. | |
| Another one. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Oh, really quick while we are doing that, so I'll come back there, Morgan. | |
| I'm going to tell you what to do. | |
| I'm going to do this podcast. | |
| All right. | |
| So. | |
| Offering these girls substances, Brian. | |
| They look really upset by it. | |
| I know. | |
| I'm so mad. | |
| I'm really upset. | |
| I'm so happy. | |
| I'm going to go and do this. | |
| I guess. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| What? | |
| Wrecked, Brian, wrecked. | |
| Okay. | |
| I know. | |
| What is going on? | |
| I don't know. | |
| That is tasting scrap, though. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| That is. | |
| That's my kid. | |
| That's fucking disgusting. | |
| That's so fucking hot. | |
| Can you do it again? | |
| I'll pay for those burps. | |
| Put it in a little jar for me. | |
| So I think they're going to be able to do it. | |
| That's also disgusting. | |
| Oh. | |
| But I actually have something to say about it. | |
| I'm not going to just make my dick go soft. | |
| What? | |
| Like, I have another reason for why I want to, like, try to be a man for like at least one day. | |
| Wait. | |
| Because you want to help a chick. | |
| Because you want to help a chick? | |
| No. | |
| Are you sure that that's not where you're going to be? | |
| I want to get, I want to get, just, I want to know what it feels like to get a blowjob. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| So hump a chick. | |
| Okay, but it doesn't need to be from a chick. | |
| It could be from a dude, too. | |
| I don't care as long as I'm feeling exactly. | |
| But if you were a man, if you were a man, you probably wouldn't want one from a dude. | |
| There you go. | |
| I feel like this is something that men and women think about, like, what it's like to be the opposite sex. | |
| I never thought about it for a second. | |
| Not mine is only because you thought about it right now. | |
| The thought of being mounted by a man is completely the opposite. | |
| Andrew, you want to get poor for a day? | |
| I don't even know how women are attracted to men. | |
| Being a dude is just fucking awesome. | |
| Like, I honestly, I have no idea. | |
| Okay, what would you do if you just woke up and you were a woman? | |
| I'd become a nun. | |
| Okay, so you wouldn't like to be a little bit more than one of the men. | |
| So you'd be the mother and just look. | |
| It's boring. | |
| Yeah, of course you'd have to be boring. | |
| You'd have to clean yourself exactly. | |
| You'd investigate. | |
| I just want to know what every man would do that. | |
| I will get woke up a woman. | |
| Who wants one? | |
| I have a question. | |
| Kayla, do you want to? | |
| Sure. | |
| Do you have a chance to have applesauce? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Damn, really? | |
| How'd she know, bro? | |
| I don't, actually. | |
| A lot of ketchup. | |
| Really? | |
| I have ketchup packets. | |
| I have two. | |
| One. | |
| Ketchup packets. | |
| I like ketchup. | |
| Yeah, I guess at this point I'll settle for ketchup packets. | |
| Anybody else? | |
| Yes, please. | |
| No, I'm fine. | |
| She's got it. | |
| Don't help her. | |
| Don't help her. | |
| I'm busy. | |
| You don't need no man. | |
| She's a strong, independent. | |
| Strong, independent woman. | |
| Taiwanese woman. | |
| She doesn't need a man. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Anybody else? | |
| Are we good? | |
| I think everybody? | |
| All right. | |
| Cheers to Silent Hero and Noah R. Salu. | |
| Salute. | |
| Salute. | |
| Oh, he's drinking from the bottom. | |
| Oh, look at that. | |
| He's chugging. | |
| Oh, there's a lot in there. | |
| Choose. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| It went. | |
| It went. | |
| A little bit of fist. | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| Okay, I'll love it. | |
| That's what it's like being a woman. | |
| That's what it's like being a woman. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Nutritious. | |
| I have a freaking fridge at home. | |
| I also wish that. | |
| I'm waiting for Kayla until we do some more Reacts, but let's see. | |
| Oh, you had a question? | |
| On a real note, was there a snarl? | |
| Like a little baby one? | |
| I think there's some chips back there. | |
| No snacks for you. | |
| Yeah, I'm getting a little bit munchy. | |
| So I'll wait until we're word. | |
| John Dole. | |
| All right. | |
| So, a couple questions here. | |
| Oh, wait, actually, hold on. | |
| We didn't really fully. | |
| Because I was asking you if you said boyfriends should be providers. | |
| Yes. | |
| Should girlfriends not do OnlyFans? | |
| Should they not? | |
| Yes. | |
| I feel like it depends on the guy. | |
| Okay. | |
| But I don't see it. | |
| I'll open it up to the panel. | |
| Should men be providers? | |
| I think you said yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| Or boyfriends should be providers. | |
| Should girlfriends not do OnlyFans? | |
| I agree with her. | |
| I think it should be up to the relationship. | |
| Okay. | |
| I think it should be up to the relationship with both. | |
| So you guys are able to say men should do this. | |
| But why can't you say, but when it comes to females' responsibility. | |
| But even you, even you would have to say that you have standards for how men need to behave. | |
| I honestly am not the brightest. | |
| I let I let I do I'm the provider usually if he's nice and he loves me. | |
| I have issues. | |
| Why do you think I need to stay single? | |
| I need to stay single because you're going to date a guy who sucks off horses. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do we have any standards for where we start here? | |
| There is a steam that comes from. | |
| So our standard is heroin okay sucking off horses a one bridge too far. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'd prefer he didn't do that, but like, I don't know. | |
| Not the horse thing. | |
| Not the horse, no, no, no. | |
| I wouldn't know. | |
| No, no, that deserves jail. | |
| That deserves jail. | |
| What if he only sucks off? | |
| What if he only sucked off one horse? | |
| Oh, it's only one horse. | |
| Oh, boy. | |
| No, that's like. | |
| Can I not say that? | |
| Well, anyways, so it's bad. | |
| Great. | |
| Okay, so it's not the same as boyfriends be providers. | |
| Just trying to establish some of that. | |
| Yeah, you found that. | |
| Should girlfriends not do OnlyFans. | |
| I think she's figuring that out. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| Hear me out. | |
| So I think that if you meet a woman and she has no OnlyFans, you guys can start dating. | |
| And then once you get to a secure spot, the woman should not have an OnlyFans. | |
| I'll come back to that. | |
| But okay. | |
| Should men be providers? | |
| Yes. | |
| Should women not do OnlyFans? | |
| Or sorry, excuse me. | |
| Girlfriends, I keep messing it up. | |
| Should girlfriends not do OnlyFans if you start dating them and they already have OnlyFans, it's kind of like weird to expect them to stop when you knew they were already doing that. | |
| But if you started dating and then they started making OnlyFans while you were dating, I think that's this whole thing about, just repeat it again. | |
| So if she was already doing OnlyFans, like he should know that going in, right? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| But like I could just say the same thing about like you guys making your should claims about boyfriends being providers. | |
| Well, you know, if he's like a 50-50 guy, well, you know, you know that going in, but you guys are making should claims. | |
| You guys are saying men should do this. | |
| And so I'm essentially trying to point out: should then women not be involved in sex work correspondingly? | |
| You're writing a question one way. | |
| You didn't say 50-50. | |
| I also think that that's okay, like a 50-50. | |
| No, no, no, but you said men should provide a question like that. | |
| No. | |
| Well, yeah, but it's sort of the same. | |
| Because you could be like, no, men shouldn't have to be that. | |
| They can be 50-50. | |
| Okay, then that's right. | |
| And I would date, and in fact, I would date. | |
| Let me just have a bit of a back and forth here. | |
| And so my confusion around this whole thing is that even though you guys, you're involved in sex work, it's very non-traditional, very modern woman, you have these traditional expectations of men. | |
| Men should be providers, men should be chivalrous. | |
| But y'all are not traditional women. | |
| I see what you're saying. | |
| You don't dress traditionally. | |
| You don't have a traditional demeanor. | |
| Maybe you're involved in sex work. | |
| It's not traditional. | |
| So y'all should be like, okay, I'll be the provider. | |
| Or at least I'll be 50-50 with the dude, but you still want men to be traditional. | |
| That's where I'm confused. | |
| Like all these non-traditional women, y'all still demand. | |
| And it doesn't even have to be OF girls that you can be a normal girl, but still not be a traditional woman. | |
| You could be masculine. | |
| You could have all kinds of feminist brainwashing, all that shit. | |
| But again, my confusion is y'all are non-traditional. | |
| The way you dress, the sex work. | |
| But I want my man to be a gentleman and chivalrous and all this stuff. | |
| I'm confused. | |
| Explain. | |
| Well, I want the. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't expect anything traditional from my man. | |
| I just want him to be like the bare minimum of being a good person. | |
| But just because I do what I do for work doesn't mean I'm a bad person. | |
| Didn't say that. | |
| Like, exactly. | |
| So, like, although I don't think all women think the way, obviously, that you're saying right now. | |
| Wait, I went around the table and every woman here said men should, or excuse me, boyfriends should be providers. | |
| I don't think you remember what I said. | |
| You actually didn't ask past her. | |
| No, I asked her, I asked her. | |
| Maybe you might have been up. | |
| So I went to her and her. | |
| Nigel said yes. | |
| So what's your answer to the question then? | |
| I just think that it depends on the relationship, but you should, like, if you both decide, hey, I make more money, I want to be the provider, then, you know, like it shouldn't just be like, oh, the man provides and he has to provide. | |
| It's like, if he ends up providing, that's what you guys agreed on. | |
| But like, if she ends up providing, because that's what's better for like you guys, perfect. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I just think that it doesn't really matter. | |
| There shouldn't be like a set person doing something specific. | |
| Like whatever you guys decide, find a middleman, like me in the middle. | |
| What's the word? | |
| Okay, so you go on the first date with a guy, you're finding 50-50. | |
| Yeah, or even I usually pay. | |
| I always try to pay so that I can let them. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It just well, I'll go ahead and remove you from the conversation because you don't have contention with my point. | |
| Exactly. | |
| So going to you, you, you, and you. | |
| And I mean, you don't do OnlyFans, so you're not really part of the conversation, really. | |
| Again, should girlfriends not do OnlyFans? | |
| I don't think that they should, but why would a man even message or whatever be interested in a girl that already does it? | |
| Like, who doesn't want to, like, well, they want to have sex with you. | |
| I don't care. | |
| No, I'm talking about like a relationship, though, and providing, like, there are, well, there are. | |
| Okay, so then why would you message a girl knowing she does it if you're not going to want to? | |
| Well, here's the thing. | |
| Here's the message. | |
| When there is men out there who would provide for girls who do it. | |
| Yeah, so here's the thing I will concede to. | |
| Yes, you're 100% right. | |
| There are simps and frankly pathetic men who, despite a woman's refusal to bring her own traditional standard to the relationship, these men know that these women have a traditional expectation on men. | |
| Women know that despite how modern they themselves are, how non-traditional they themselves are, they can still demand men to be traditional. | |
| And so I acknowledge this. | |
| What I'm pointing out is more so. | |
| I don't think that that's one fair for the man. | |
| I think he's a simp if he does it. | |
| And I don't think women who are non-traditional deserve it. | |
| So you can still get it. | |
| There's plenty of simps out there. | |
| There's plenty of guys who are desperate for pussy, desperate for a relationship, desperate for anything, who don't have any boundaries, standards, or preferences. | |
| That's true. | |
| But what I am saying is, is that from your end, I don't think it's reasonable. | |
| I don't think it's fair that you have the expectation that men should be providers when, in other words, falling into their traditional gender roles when you're not following into your traditional gender rules. | |
| So how do you reconcile it? | |
| I do get that. | |
| I do understand. | |
| That's, it makes sense. | |
| But like I said, why would someone even come to me knowing I do that? | |
| Like, why? | |
| Because they wouldn't if they didn't want to, like you, for example. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Like, let's say, like, why would somebody want to be with me knowing that I do that if they're not, if they don't like it, if it's untraditional? | |
| Well, okay, I've already granted that despite what you do, there are still going to be men who are going to simp and spend all this money and still be providers despite your lack of traditional nature. | |
| They're still going to do it, right? | |
| Because they still want to fuck you. | |
| They still want to get with you. | |
| They've sort of accepted the new social order, the new order. | |
| But what I'm pointing out is that I don't think that that's a fair shake for men. | |
| And I think it's in addition to that, despite them accepting the unfairness. | |
| From your perspective, why do you demand traditional treatment from men when you're not a traditional woman yourself? | |
| Well, like I said earlier, if my partner wanted me to stop, I would. | |
| That's not what I'm talking about, though. | |
| So what are you saying? | |
| That I'm just not traditional, so why do I want traditional? | |
| I'm asking how you reconcile it. | |
| Like, okay, you're like, here are my standards for a man. | |
| He has to give me chivalrous traditional treatment, right? | |
| Is that true? | |
| Like, for example, if a guy took you on a date and he was like, you know, two checks to the waiter and you had to pay for half of it, would there be a second date? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you have this. | |
| If he asked me on the date? | |
| No. | |
| There wouldn't. | |
| Okay. | |
| Right. | |
| But you do acknowledge that people will go on dates and oftentimes it'll be the man who asks and they will end up splitting the bill, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It does happen. | |
| Yes, it does. | |
| Right. | |
| So I'm trying to understand like this gendered expectation that you have. | |
| Well, the way I was raised in my family, my dad was a provider. | |
| Okay. | |
| Was your mama. | |
| He taught me? | |
| No. | |
| But was she involved in sex work? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| He still provided, and he taught me that my partner should provide. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| Well, what? | |
| Hold on. | |
| Wait, so your dad's a traditional man? | |
| Yes. | |
| He's a traditional man, took care of the household, and he taught you that. | |
| So it's interesting. | |
| Women, when they're being raised, they're told, here's how men should treat you. | |
| And boys are taught, here's how you should treat women. | |
| But you don't hear as much, as much pressure on, here's how women should treat men. | |
| Here's how women should conduct themselves. | |
| I find that interesting. | |
| But just because I do OnlyFans doesn't mean I'm treating a man wrongly. | |
| Does your father know that you do OnlyFans? | |
| Yes. | |
| And he's okay with it? | |
| Yes. | |
| Really? | |
| He has no quarrel with it. | |
| He's he a provider? | |
| Yes. | |
| He lives locally or? | |
| Yes. | |
| Do you live with him? | |
| Right now. | |
| Do you live at home? | |
| I just moved back here. | |
| Do you pay rent? | |
| Yes. | |
| Why the need to do sex work? | |
| Right now. | |
| You've got a roof over your head? | |
| Probably food, right? | |
| Yes. | |
| But, I mean, so he's totally cool with it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, he's a provider, but I think I don't think any father should be okay with their daughter doing it. | |
| When you're doing this, right, on OF, there's a live chat, right? | |
| A live chat. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| My one challenge that I always try to give to a woman who's on OnlyFans who says her father's okay with it is to remove themselves from the video, right? | |
| And just say, hey, dad, this is what my live chat is. | |
| Read my live chat, right? | |
| Only my live chat. | |
| You can't see me, right? | |
| During one of my streams. | |
| And then, and then, hang on. | |
| I just would like to know if your dad read just the live chat, right? | |
| A live chat of you doing one of your streams, if he would be for you doing OnlyFans after that. | |
| Well, my dad knows what OnlyFans is. | |
| That's not my question. | |
| That's not my question. | |
| If he read one of the live chats about what goes on in the future, if he read one of your live chats, right? | |
| Just the live chat, do you think that he would still be for it? | |
| Yeah, because he already knows what it's about. | |
| Okay. | |
| My parents are. | |
| You do it under his roof? | |
| You make the content under his roof? | |
| No. | |
| Where do you go? | |
| I have a studio. | |
| I want to ask a quick follow-up question. | |
| So if there was, say I was a guy who was living in my parents' basement, didn't have a job, was broke, a bit overweight, a little bit of a pussy, like couldn't really protect. | |
| But I was sitting there saying that I deserve-about me, bro. | |
| But I was there saying I deserve a woman who is going to cook for me, clean for me, have my children, and do all these traditional feminine things, but I can't do any protecting or providing. | |
| Would that be a reasonable thing to expect? | |
| No, but I'm not saying that there's nothing I can bring to the table. | |
| I mean, I actually understand your argument. | |
| It's actually a pretty good one. | |
| So your argument here is just like, look, if I expect traditional treatment and a man's willing to give it to me, right? | |
| He's the one who's reaching out to me. | |
| He obviously clearly knows what it is that I do. | |
| That's on him. | |
| That seems reasonable to me. | |
| Yeah, that seems totally reasonable to me. | |
| I look at this from a different angle and get your guys' input on this. | |
| The angle I look at it as is from my perspective, you just women who are on OnlyFans and moving into sex work just kind of whittle themselves out of the gene pool ultimately. | |
| And what I mean by this is just this: your selection sample size is going to be less than other women, right? | |
| So even if you're really, really, really pretty, there's lots of really, really, really pretty women who don't do sex work. | |
| So if you were a traditional man, let's say you were very staunchly Christian, believed in Christian ethics, this type of thing. | |
| And then let's say you kind of absorb some of the more red pill ideas of want to have a nice body and also want to have a lot of money and this type of thing. | |
| But I'm going to keep these kinds of like principled underpinnings to go with it. | |
| Seemingly, according to the data that I've looked at, women really like those types of men, right? | |
| Really, really like them. | |
| But if you were one of those types of men, why would they ever choose you? | |
| Well, if the available kind of pool that they can choose from is you minus the sex work, wouldn't they go for that? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I should. | |
| So from so from kind of yeah, so kind of from my perspective, it's like, it seems like you're setting your feet on fire to warm up your hands, right? | |
| It's like, it just seems so silly to me. | |
| I actually don't really understand it. | |
| I just never want to rely on anyone to provide for me or take care of me. | |
| I want them to want to, but I also don't really care. | |
| I think that I can take care of myself. | |
| And I don't really care about a man who like provides for me and I don't expect that. | |
| You know what's really funny? | |
| Because in the role of traditional, and when I think traditional, I think Christian foundation, Christian ethics, that's for me is what tradition means. | |
| If I got really sick, my dad got really sick. | |
| He had multiple sclerosis. | |
| My mom took care of him for 25 years. | |
| I would like to think that if I got really sick, my wife would take good care of me. | |
| I hope so. | |
| Right. | |
| Like to really think that she would because she would, right? | |
| She just would. | |
| So, when this idea comes up of like, I don't need nobody, I wouldn't feel any shame by that. | |
| Yeah, but I'm not talking about that. | |
| I mean, just money-wise. | |
| Like, if I'm like, if I need help, I would absolutely ask for help, but I just want to be able to provide for myself money-wise in all situations, especially if my significant other. | |
| Yeah, I totally understand. | |
| I'm not even kind of beating you up on that. | |
| What I'm saying is, is that if the kind of like underlying idea here is, I want man who has these qualities, right? | |
| He's dependable, he's emotionally stable, he has a really good ethical foundation, and he works really hard on himself, right? | |
| And all of that is going to be kind of put to you. | |
| You get to have access to that, right? | |
| But he also has a selection now, right? | |
| He has a selection, and he can choose from the multitudes of the beautiful women who are available. | |
| Why would he choose the one that did sex work? | |
| Yeah, and I honestly, if he does, if that's not what he's into, then he absolutely shouldn't, and he shouldn't feel like he has to. | |
| So, when Brian asked this question, traditional behavior for traditional behavior, what he's really asking you is like, if the expectation is, I would really like to have a guy who's like that, it seems like you're shooting yourself in the foot to get that guy because his selection size is much larger, right? | |
| That just kind of stands to reason, right? | |
| I guess I'm just glad that you're not. | |
| But what's really funny is that every almost every girl is on OnlyFans, right? | |
| Even the board ones like her, almost all of them say the same thing, which is that they're going to get that guy. | |
| That guy is for them, and they are going to get him. | |
| And then you fast forward 20 years, right? | |
| At least from all the women I've talked to, they don't get him. | |
| Womp, womp. | |
| You can say womp, womp. | |
| Literally. | |
| I mean, maybe at 40, you'll go back and re-toile it paper your dad's house. | |
| I don't know. | |
| But the rest of us, for the rest of us who live in reality, right, the reality is that really high-status men don't want to date whores. | |
| I'm really glad I don't live in your reality. | |
| Like, I'm living in a really happy little reality where there's no judgment. | |
| I don't give a hoot or a holler or think about that stuff. | |
| Because if I find the guy that I want, I'm going to figure it out. | |
| And he's not the guy for me if he cares about my job. | |
| Especially young ladies who come on this podcast, is that they're saying, Yeah, but I'm happy. | |
| That's because you're young and you're in a stage where you're in your most attractive years and you'll get guys who will just simp for you. | |
| So if you've got guys all day long on the internet, then it's going to boost your salary. | |
| Do you know what the rates are for lesbian divorce? | |
| I don't want to get married. | |
| Very high. | |
| I want to live the rest of my life happy with someone I don't need to get legally married to live the rest of my life happy with them. | |
| Let's just say it's common law. | |
| It's the same thing. | |
| Just you cohabitate. | |
| You know, for me to find a man that is okay with me not legally marrying them, like, I feel like that's just. | |
| They would all be okay with that. | |
| That's like the biggest risk factor for men. | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah, the biggest risk factor for men is legally. | |
| Every man, every straight man I've ever been with, which is the first two boyfriends I had, they were not cool with me not wanting to get legally married. | |
| And I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I just, I'm not sure. | |
| Yeah, but did you say, okay, we don't have to be legally married, but I'm going to be exclusive with you forever. | |
| Enough kids? | |
| Yeah, that's a whole different. | |
| I mean, I'm not having biological kids. | |
| Why? | |
| Because I hate babies. | |
| I really, really don't like. | |
| I love other people's babies, but to have a baby, I don't think I'm like, I don't think I have enough patience for that. | |
| She's self-aware. | |
| So you want to adopt adult kids? | |
| No, I like, I grew up my whole life raising my little siblings, and they said she didn't want to have biological kids. | |
| Yeah, like babies. | |
| I don't want a baby. | |
| I want a toddler like that. | |
| So you said you hate babies. | |
| Yeah, that was pretty harsh. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I just kind of said that so that you guys could be like, this OnlyFans girl hates babies, you know? | |
| That's going to be a really good thumbnail. | |
| Do you think that you hate babies or do you think that you hate her? | |
| She hates babies. | |
| No, actually, when I do decide to have a kid, I'm going to adopt a kid and then I'm going to live out where I'm not saying where, but I'm going to move. | |
| And it's going to be me and them against the world. | |
| And we're just going to travel. | |
| Just going to adopt a few kids, move into the woods, and just go for it. | |
| Is there going to be a sewage? | |
| Absolutely. | |
| There is going to be so much sewage all around me, dude. | |
| I love trash. | |
| Come on. | |
| Yeah. | |
| One of those households. | |
| Trash car. | |
| I guess going to the traditional thing, it's like so many women have like completely abandoned and cast aside any and all traditional gender roles, yet with the almost utmost entitlement, still expect men to adhere to their traditional gender roles. | |
| You still want a masculine guy. | |
| You still want somebody to protect you. | |
| You still want a provider, but I want to be a non-submissive, dominant, modern boss babe woman who wants to do sex work and go to the club and dress promiscuous and dress revealing. | |
| I think that did you just say yes? | |
| I mean, as in, like, you're like, hell yeah, I agree, or you acknowledge the gender. | |
| That's what she wants. | |
| Or is that what you want? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I explained what I want, basically. | |
| Okay, describe is what she wants. | |
| Yes. | |
| But so it's like you demand all the privileges and benefits of liberalized society while still demanding that men take on all the burdens of traditional society. | |
| You disagree? | |
| No, I just see her making faces. | |
| She's so bored. | |
| It's so terrible. | |
| All the attention's not focused on her for five seconds. | |
| It's terrible. | |
| Yo, y'all just keep putting words in our mouth. | |
| Jesus. | |
| Wait, what words am I? | |
| This moment said we want all the attention on us. | |
| No, no, no, we're just pointing out the reality. | |
| How did you get included? | |
| How did you get included in this? | |
| I got invited. | |
| Yeah, but how did you get included in the. | |
| We know you're on the podcast. | |
| Yeah, but how did you get included with the criticism? | |
| Because you just assumed she's wanting all attention on me right now. | |
| Not you. | |
| She does. | |
| No, she doesn't. | |
| We see this over and over and over and over again on this podcast. | |
| When the attention goes off them for a minute, they all start slouching over. | |
| Even though arguably, she got the most attention of any girl here. | |
| I'm going to be slouching because we've been on stream for almost four hours. | |
| Did you guys think about it? | |
| What's the longest OnlyFans stream you've ever done? | |
| Oh. | |
| I haven't done an OnlyFans stream. | |
| No. | |
| Wow. | |
| I've never done a stream on OnlyFans. | |
| It was the first time. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| What type of sex works do you do? | |
| Just solo. | |
| Solo what? | |
| Solo customer. | |
| I don't know what that is. | |
| Well, how long has that been? | |
| But we're not that hardcore. | |
| It always takes five minutes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Five to ten. | |
| Well, this is also especially rude. | |
| Easy come, easy go. | |
| Yeah. | |
| This is also especially rude given that Nia over here, when we're actually trying to engage with her, she's actually spoken the least of any panelists. | |
| Yeah, so why'd you interrupt and say that? | |
| You guys could have kept coming. | |
| Because you're making faces at the camera and being obnoxious. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| So we were just trying to be nice and let the other guests call it. | |
| So I was off camera. | |
| Like, that's just like. | |
| Just keep talking. | |
| Yeah, but you are on camera is the thing. | |
| Well, like, it's like kind of yeah, it's like rude to be looking like if you were on a date with somebody and like they were looking all fucking bored and shit, or you were looking all bored, like that would be rude, it'd be disrespectful. | |
| In this case, we're live in front of like 10,000 people. | |
| We're trying to have a conversation with her. | |
| It's a panel show, not everybody can talk at the same time. | |
| Just like be chipper, it's not that hard. | |
| There's also why we don't talk at the same time, okay, for sure. | |
| Maybe she didn't realize she was making those faces. | |
| Yeah, not literally. | |
| Oh, yeah, she did. | |
| Maybe she had no idea. | |
| Yeah, just like gas. | |
| I'm like, maybe, just maybe. | |
| She just said no, please. | |
| Wait, why are you coming? | |
| Every time, every time. | |
| It is a sisterhood. | |
| Maybe. | |
| Call it. | |
| I want to be here. | |
| I enjoyed Brian. | |
| Wait. | |
| I'm just bringing in different possibilities. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| But here's what's interesting. | |
| What's wrong with that? | |
| No, hold on. | |
| But this is what's interesting about the women's sisterhood thing is that women will very rarely come to the defense of any of our positions. | |
| But the woman is clearly active. | |
| I have backed you so many times. | |
| What? | |
| So many times. | |
| Yes, on the other hand, not tonight. | |
| Not tonight. | |
| Look. | |
| Did I say tonight? | |
| I've heard so many times. | |
| This is very many times when you couldn't see it. | |
| No. | |
| This is the other podcast. | |
| Stop, This is how women escape accountability because other women will come in and be like, well, let me try to justify and explain away this conduct. | |
| Wait, hold on a second. | |
| You guys back each other up too. | |
| Literally. | |
| How is that relevant at all? | |
| Because I was just saying maybe she didn't realize she was making a fancy. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| I just want to say that. | |
| I'm just being a double advocate. | |
| I'll refute this. | |
| I'll refute this. | |
| Hang on. | |
| What do you mean we back each other up? | |
| I'll repeat this in two seconds. | |
| Brian completely disagreed with her position, and I immediately agreed with it. | |
| I said, Wait, I can see exactly where you're. | |
| Hang on, hang on, hang on. | |
| I can see exactly where you're coming from. | |
| I understand your argument. | |
| It makes total sense to me. | |
| That was my literal words, yes? | |
| Yes. | |
| And his words were, I don't understand your position. | |
| So, wait, not only did we not back each other up, but we had completely different viewpoints. | |
| I didn't say that you always backed each other up. | |
| The difference was, is that when he was questioning her, I was quiet and let him go through and was interested in what was actually going on with the other panelists, right? | |
| That's a distinction. | |
| But we totally had a completely different view on what happened, right? | |
| I don't see anything wrong with me just pointing out the fact that maybe she didn't realize she was making a face. | |
| Did you realize that were you trying to sabotage the podcast? | |
| Yes or no? | |
| Can you acknowledge also that she could be fucking lying? | |
| Do you acknowledge that? | |
| Yes, we could all be lying. | |
| So let's acknowledge that. | |
| But we are all in hopes that we are all telling the truth. | |
| I'm just saying maybe she was truthfully not aware that she was making those faces. | |
| Just like every other girls who have done it on the podcast before. | |
| Okay. | |
| She's done nothing fidget, so I'm just like this. | |
| Nah. | |
| Making faces instead of tapping. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Sure, I put my mouth in the ball. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| You got herpes? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| That makes it extra good. | |
| Yes. | |
| She wants the Wilson. | |
| Shut up, Brian. | |
| Eat your fucking burrito, Brian. | |
| I meant no disagreement. | |
| And to be fair, the only reason I said that is because sometimes I will make a face and not realize it also. | |
| What's burning? | |
| Yeah, literally. | |
| This one my poison thing or something. | |
| It smells like this fucking sky. | |
| It's a mic, bro. | |
| It's fucking Desmond. | |
| Are you eating? | |
| Drugs. | |
| Yeah, but it's not my chicken. | |
| No, dude. | |
| No, it smells like a skunk. | |
| That smells like a small skunk. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It smells pretty rank. | |
| Yeah, it smells like Heisenberg. | |
| Welcome to California. | |
| It's probably a skunk. | |
| You. | |
| Really? | |
| I'm not pet a skunk. | |
| But yeah. | |
| Sometimes I make a face. | |
| I don't realize that. | |
| There's skunks. | |
| Okay, anyways. | |
| Good times, good times. | |
| The whole traditional stuff. | |
| Ruin your whole date. | |
| That's so bad. | |
| That's like, I think it's really bad. | |
| Are there not skunks in Michigan? | |
| I shoot them, bro. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh, nice. | |
| We take them out. | |
| We don't take them out on a cute little date. | |
| You guys don't have a fan. | |
| I wanted. | |
| Yeah, you should be. | |
| Here, let's do the React, Austin, to the website. | |
| So have any of you ever used this website? | |
| I heard about it in the stream a couple weeks ago. | |
| It's called What's Your Price? | |
| What? | |
| So women go on this site. | |
| Are you about it? | |
| They go on the site and they basically, men will bid for dates. | |
| And it's typically anywhere between $100, I think $100 to $200 for a date. | |
| Have any of you used this site? | |
| Never. | |
| Really? | |
| Never. | |
| Give them ideas? | |
| No, but some girl was on them a couple weeks ago and she was like, that's $200 is way too little. | |
| Where do you want to get me on a date with you? | |
| Yeah, Moffat goes on dates for $1,000. | |
| Yeah. | |
| $1,000? | |
| Yeah, literally. | |
| I don't say that I like to do it. | |
| I'm just saying I would never do it. | |
| And then they always expect to get laid, too, but no, you're just paying for a date, buddy. | |
| Mine don't. | |
| That's why I'm not. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| You said, didn't you say that, like, women are so disadvantaged? | |
| But women can go on dates and not fuck the guy for $1,000. | |
| Oh, yeah, not even hold hands. | |
| So wait, isn't this evidence of women kind of having like dating and life on easy mode? | |
| Hey, I never said we died. | |
| In this field, okay. | |
| We're lucky with money, for sure. | |
| I think there's a lot of people who are. | |
| Right, but she said girls be going on dates for $1,000 and not even fucking the dude. | |
| Never. | |
| Have you done it? | |
| Have you been on a date? | |
| No, I've been on a lot of date. | |
| Have you never done like a date? | |
| Not like a sex date, like a date. | |
| No, I haven't. | |
| No sugar daddy stuff? | |
| Okay. | |
| No. | |
| I cut all mine off recently. | |
| Have you? | |
| Have you done it? | |
| Yeah, multiple times. | |
| How many times? | |
| Over 10. | |
| Like, I'd have sugar daddy. | |
| How much did you charge? | |
| $500 to $1,000 per hour. | |
| Okay. | |
| Per hour? | |
| Per hour. | |
| Ah, the plot thickens. | |
| Okay. | |
| So what's the most total you've been paid for a date? | |
| Maybe a date's two, three, four hours, right? | |
| Most was like two hours, like $2K. | |
| Because I got bored, yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wait, you got bored? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then you cut the date short? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Even though you're making $1,000 an hour? | |
| Yeah. | |
| How boring was this fucking guy? | |
| He was like, I don't know, boring, bro. | |
| He was in finance. | |
| Like, what the fuck are you doing, bro? | |
| What? | |
| Okay. | |
| How old was he? | |
| I don't even know. | |
| He was old, bro. | |
| I took my wife out for the first time in years to an actual vacation. | |
| To an actual vacation. | |
| First time in years and years and years. | |
| We spent $5,000. | |
| I thought she was going to have a panic attack. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Do you guys $1,000 per hour for a day? | |
| I thought she was going to have a panic attack. | |
| Dude, like $5,000? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Julia, I just make steaks at home, baby. | |
| We could just have steaks. | |
| We don't have to spend no $5,000. | |
| Period. | |
| You do you, boo. | |
| Unfucking believable. | |
| It's not life on easy mode, though. | |
| Well, there's a lot of risk. | |
| You really have to, like, vet these guys. | |
| I send my location to all my girls. | |
| Like, it's not like an easy piece of money. | |
| Yeah, I've almost been kidnapped three different times now. | |
| It's a lot of risk when you. | |
| Hey, no, I've never done that before. | |
| I've never done that. | |
| I'll laugh at that. | |
| I'm talking about like the exercise is laughable. | |
| Once again, by the way, just pointing out sisterhood. | |
| I guess to a point, yeah, women always have like something they can sell themselves. | |
| That doesn't mean it's an advantage. | |
| It's life on easy mode. | |
| It sounds like it's life on easy mode. | |
| It's not. | |
| Sex work is okay. | |
| It's really hard. | |
| It's a mixed bag. | |
| Well, do you have to talk to this guy? | |
| It definitely is mentally scary because they could kidnap you. | |
| They could literally do so many things and it's a lot of risk. | |
| Like I cut all that shit off recently. | |
| Doesn't sound very risky. | |
| It's so easy that every single person would be doing it. | |
| Well, it seems that so many people are doing it exactly because it's easy. | |
| You haven't heard that one? | |
| If it was easy, the burrito! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| I have a bite. | |
| No, it's for Brian. | |
| It's about to get stinky and shake and guacamole. | |
| Let's fucking go, boys. | |
| I want to see a mess. | |
| Andrew's going to pound the burrito. | |
| I'm not pounding the burrito. | |
| I'm just on the middle, bro. | |
| The champagne, you're pounding the champagne. | |
| All right, this is the last time. | |
| I'm not going to eat the whole thing. | |
| Are you going to eat right now? | |
| I guess so. | |
| Because torturing you is fun. | |
| Agreed. | |
| That's not nice. | |
| We have five minutes to finish. | |
| Even she knew it was a joke. | |
| Second, say anything. | |
| Captain Seva, you just write. | |
| It gets on my nerves. | |
| Nothing they say. | |
| I can't do it. | |
| Stand out. | |
| Every time they say something, I assume it's me. | |
| I want Brian to slowly eat the burrito. | |
| I want Brian to slowly into the champagne. | |
| Pretty kinky. | |
| Welcome, burrito. | |
| Stare deeply. | |
| Go, Brian. | |
| Brian's big old burrito. | |
| Ita shia, itashi. | |
| Tastes good. | |
| Okay, there might be some previous burrito lore that you guys are not privy to. | |
| When I asked you, no one told me what I would do. | |
| There's previous lore on this burrito thing that you're not privy to. | |
| And it's sickening that your disgusting minds go right to some kind of bizarre kink fetish, by the way. | |
| Eating. | |
| I said, can I have some of this burrito earlier? | |
| And you guys were the one who were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| You guys were the ones on sexuality. | |
| I didn't even think of it that way. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Did I have a basic standard for behavior when somebody said, oh, you're a heroin addict? | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| I'll be with them. | |
| And I'm like, what about somebody you fucked up? | |
| Well, that's too much. | |
| I know. | |
| Me. | |
| I was the one who doubled it. | |
| That's weird. | |
| Me trying to find some standard for what I want for what I want. | |
| It's like, what? | |
| He thinks of that, but not what it's like to be a woman for a day. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Hey, well, you're the one donating $100 on this podcast now. | |
| No, I'm saying you've never just imagined that burrito is so funny. | |
| I don't want to be a woman. | |
| It sounds awful. | |
| Well, not that that would happen, but dude. | |
| Be a conniving bitch. | |
| It's like you've never had a dream of being a kid. | |
| No, I don't have any dreams of being a woman. | |
| Nope. | |
| None. | |
| Fatty. | |
| Okay, she got you on that one. | |
| She got you on that one, Brian. | |
| Jay Eakin, bro. | |
| It's kind of like the kettle calling the pot black. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| It would be the pot calling the kettle black. | |
| Whatever, Andrew. | |
| Damn, Canadians. | |
| French Canadians. | |
| Damn Canadians. | |
| How do you say burrito in French? | |
| I think it's burrito. | |
| Burrito. | |
| Burrito. | |
| Or? | |
| I don't think there is a burrito. | |
| Yeah, me. | |
| Burrito. | |
| Burrito. | |
| The French don't do Mexican words. | |
| Andrew, you take over while I'm talking what you got for us, Andrew. | |
| Okay, so I did have a question. | |
| I've been kind of wondering about this. | |
| We're going to go into like hypothetical world here for just a second. | |
| I'm scared. | |
| Nothing to be afraid of. | |
| I'm just curious about this question. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let us assume for a second that you had a male or a female, and it was just a random sampling of a male or a female. | |
| So take all the men who exist, all the women who exist, and it's going to be a random one. | |
| Okay. | |
| One of them is instructed to lie to you, and the other one's instructed to tell you the truth. | |
| Okay? | |
| One's instructed to lie, one's instructed to tell the truth. | |
| Which one do you think would be more likely to tell you the truth? | |
| The woman. | |
| The woman. | |
| The woman? | |
| The woman. | |
| Unfortunately, the woman. | |
| The woman. | |
| I honestly don't know. | |
| I mean, you don't know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| That's why they choose. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Who do you think would be more likely to tell you the truth? | |
| A woman or a man? | |
| Just forget the, even forget the hypothetical. | |
| Who do you think would be more likely to tell you the truth, a woman or a man? | |
| I don't know. | |
| It depends on your relationship with women. | |
| Just a random sampling. | |
| Random sampling, any random man, any relationship. | |
| Oh, he made a little noise. | |
| That's the second spill of the night. | |
| I'm redeemed. | |
| I'm redeemed. | |
| It's the second spill of the night. | |
| That's why they hire women to do like trafficking stuff, you know? | |
| They hire women because we trust women trafficking. | |
| It's just a random sampling. | |
| All the men in the world. | |
| And it would be 50-50 because it's not a bad thing. | |
| All the women of the world. | |
| No, it's not 50-50. | |
| Okay, then I'm confused. | |
| I don't trust either. | |
| Stop and listen. | |
| Take all the women of the world that exist, all the men of the world who exist. | |
| Okay? | |
| Which one do you think would be more likely to tell you the truth if you just took any random sample of either and put them in front of you? | |
| Who would be more likely to be truthful to you? | |
| The man or the woman? | |
| The man. | |
| The man, she says. | |
| Diddy. | |
| Think about that. | |
| The reason I'm hesitant is because there are a lot of reported cases of females getting younger females into things like that. | |
| Sex work. | |
| Yeah, but the kind that you can't leave. | |
| Sure. | |
| So for me, I'm like, fuck, bro. | |
| I don't trust either. | |
| Like, you have to pick one. | |
| I'm terrified. | |
| You got to pick one. | |
| I literally can't. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You got to pick one. | |
| Women, but trust no one. | |
| It's never going to happen hypothetical ever in my life. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| All hypotheticals are not going to happen because they're hypothetical. | |
| So anyway, so now that we're done with that, maybe you can engage with the hypothetical. | |
| It's not going to happen. | |
| You would flip a coin. | |
| You would flip a coin. | |
| I always flip a coin. | |
| You have to pick one. | |
| Yeah, when you put a woman. | |
| No, you don't have a coin. | |
| There's no externalities. | |
| You have to just pick one. | |
| Which one would you pick? | |
| There's a gun to your head. | |
| You have to pick now. | |
| Kill me. | |
| Man, woman. | |
| Whatever the woman. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you just won't engage, but a man or a woman? | |
| I've been fucked over by both genders, but a man. | |
| A man. | |
| You think a man would be more likely to tell you the truth? | |
| Yes. | |
| No, Okay, which one would be more likely to tell you the truth? | |
| A woman would be more likely to be likely. | |
| I already said woman. | |
| Woman. | |
| I genuinely just think it's pretty equal for me. | |
| Yeah, I know, but you have to pick one. | |
| That's the point of the hypothetical. | |
| I would pick. | |
| I guess the hypothetical is you'd get Sean in the head because you couldn't choose gun. | |
| I have mental illness, girl. | |
| Yeah, I don't trust men. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Can we come back? | |
| No. | |
| I just need to know if it's going to be a man or a woman you would choose. | |
| I would trust a man. | |
| Over the woman. | |
| Okay. | |
| A man. | |
| Man. | |
| Yeah, man. | |
| Man. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I would definitely trust the man. | |
| So, to those of you who said man on this side, I'll start with you. | |
| Why would you choose the man over the woman? | |
| In my experience, men have been more upfront and honest with me. | |
| And they're not worried about hurting my feelings. | |
| Okay. | |
| Women will kind of. | |
| And it's not, I wouldn't say it's a bad thing, but we might say a little white lie to protect each other's feelings. | |
| No kidding. | |
| No, so wait a second. | |
| So wait a second. | |
| I agree now. | |
| Oh, you agree too to a man. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you're saying that a woman may lie to you about something which is important in order to spare your feelings. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like I won't tell another girl she's fat, even if she is. | |
| Even if she is. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| Why would you pick the man? | |
| I agree with everything that she said. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Why would you pick the man? | |
| For me, I've just had more threats that were female. | |
| So with my personal sample case, I've had a more negative experience with females fucking me over than with men. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| And why would you pick the female? | |
| Because I don't know. | |
| Men just scare me a lot. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I was thinking. | |
| Yeah, we're just talking about truth statements. | |
| No, I was thinking when you said that. | |
| They can't hurt you. | |
| It's just all about whether or not which one's going to tell you the truth, which one's going to lie. | |
| I guess you just didn't. | |
| I promise none of no, there's no, they don't have a nuclear bomb or an action. | |
| They're actually correct. | |
| I just personally like women a lot more than I like men. | |
| Okay, so you just think that the woman would be more likely to tell you the truth. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'll take anything. | |
| Woman or man. | |
| Yeah, I would like to change. | |
| I think I would believe a man over a woman. | |
| You'd believe a man over a woman. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| Yeah, a man. | |
| So, okay. | |
| So I just want to make sure I got this right because we ask this man versus bear thing all the time, right? | |
| I think it's the wrong question to ask. | |
| This is why I'm asking this one. | |
| So I just want to make sure that I got this right. | |
| All of you. | |
| Lol Paladins donated $200.02. | |
| If a man or a woman offered you a free breakfast burrito, which breakfast burrito would you be more willing to do? | |
| And we'll get to that in just a second. | |
| We're going to get to it in a second. | |
| Lol Paladins, we're going to get to it. | |
| That's what I was thinking. | |
| You're going to get it to in just a second. | |
| But what you're saying, isn't the entailment of what you're saying is that you're more likely to trust a man than a woman to tell you what is true? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Isn't that what you're saying is that you're more likely to trust a man over a woman to tell you what is true? | |
| Isn't that what you're actually saying is that you're more likely to trust a man than a woman about to tell you what is true? | |
| Based on my personal sample, yeah. | |
| Same? | |
| Yes. | |
| Same? | |
| So when all these men are telling you that OnlyFans is a really fucking bad idea, why do all of you listen to women? | |
| No one's told me that. | |
| Really? | |
| Men don't tell you that. | |
| Okay. | |
| Darrow. | |
| Men don't tell you that. | |
| I talk to him about them. | |
| If I was a girl, I'd do it. | |
| Can you think of an occasion when a man told you? | |
| That's literally what they say. | |
| They literally are like, if I was a girl, I wouldn't do it. | |
| I've never. | |
| Can you think of any occasions when men have told you that it's bad? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I've had ex-boyfriends, I've had friends, they've all been like, you shouldn't do this. | |
| All your guy friends are going to subscribe. | |
| You know, all kinds of things like that. | |
| But I've also had people been like saying what Kayla said, like, oh, I wish I could do that type shit. | |
| So it depends on who you're talking to sometimes. | |
| How about tonight? | |
| I clearly see what side you guys stand on. | |
| Oh, I guess, yeah, I guess Andrew's pretty anti, but that's okay. | |
| I mean, everyone's entitled to their opinion. | |
| Sure. | |
| Do you believe him? | |
| I think that there's validity to it, and I think there's nothing wrong with someone having a different belief system, especially when they're religious. | |
| I think that's totally acceptable. | |
| Do you believe him? | |
| I believe him, yeah. | |
| But it's just like. | |
| Do you think that he's making a true statement? | |
| Yeah, I just don't care. | |
| That's a true statement is kind of debatable based on your perspective. | |
| I think it's obviously valid, but. | |
| Why would it not be bad? | |
| Well, I think it's valid. | |
| Like he said earlier, like I would not want my child to be doing this or for my child to date someone who does this. | |
| And I think that's valid because when you're religious and every Sunday you're going to church, every Wednesday you're going to, you know, Bible study, et cetera, your entire life is built around certain sacraments and certain ideals. | |
| And that's completely valid. | |
| And I think that... | |
| Why would it not be bad? | |
| Why would it not be bad? | |
| So which part? | |
| Doing OnlyFans. | |
| Why would it not be bad? | |
| I think that it's a way for anyone to reclaim their sexuality or to reclaim their finances. | |
| What do you mean by reclaim your sexuality? | |
| I think that a lot of... | |
| Do you not know what your sexuality is? | |
| I'm straight. | |
| But I do. | |
| Why would you need to reclaim then? | |
| I think it's an empowerment. | |
| I think it's really powerful to say, yes, I do this. | |
| I'm proud of this. | |
| I have fun doing it. | |
| And not only that, but it's going to set me up for life. | |
| And when I'm in my late 30s, I can literally just retire. | |
| Like, how many people with nine-to-fives, not saying that they have a degree or anything, can say that? | |
| You know? | |
| Many, many people. | |
| Before, like, OnlyFans was a thing, it was all run by porn companies, and then they had, like, like authority and, like, would only pay like a thousand per video. | |
| But now, now that OnlyFans is a thing, they have. | |
| Would you say that that was a bad thing when that was happening? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| The girls make you all the money, only you're the one making all of the money. | |
| Yeah, but now if I wanted to stop anytime, I could stop. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But, like, back then. | |
| So you're saying that the contract is the bad thing. | |
| It's not the porn that's the bad thing, it's the contract that you're on. | |
| Yeah, but now that it's like OnlyFans is like, you sign up, you upload your own ID. | |
| Like, you know, like you can stop whenever you want. | |
| Unless you're with an agency, of course. | |
| Yeah, even then, you could stop, and then they just will just take whatever the rest of the contracts come out. | |
| But it's better now. | |
| I think OnlyFans is better than what happened, what was before, which was just like having to go through like porn, like movie film industry, whatever the fuck that is. | |
| Like you have to sign contracts for all that. | |
| But now anyone can sign up and they have control over everything and can set their boundaries. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And I think that's way better than how it was before. | |
| Can you guys think of anything that's wrong with it? | |
| Of course. | |
| With sex work or OnlyFans or as a lifestyle choice? | |
| I think it's dangerous. | |
| People can find out where you live. | |
| If they really stalk you, they can figure out the landmarks. | |
| They can track your IP address. | |
| If you go on sugar dates, it's especially dangerous. | |
| Like, I've almost been kidnapped just like her. | |
| You know, so it's definitely not safe. | |
| I mean, if my child was doing it, I would definitely set some precautions. | |
| But just like with anything, there are pros and cons. | |
| How were you nearly kidnapped? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I can tell you a little thing. | |
| Go off. | |
| No, it's embarrassing. | |
| No, please tell us. | |
| I can tell mine, which is also pretty spooky. | |
| I got paid. | |
| I like told this dude that asked, he was begging to meet up because he lived in a town that's like two hours away from me. | |
| So he was like begging to meet up and stuff. | |
| And he was like, we can go on a public date and just get coffee and I will give you $1,000, right? | |
| And I was like, that's crazy. | |
| This can't be real. | |
| And then he sent me $500 immediately without me saying yes or anything. | |
| And so I was like, damn, that's crazy. | |
| And then I still said no. | |
| I said, I'm sorry. | |
| I can send the money back, yada, yada. | |
| And then he was like, no. | |
| And then he kept sending me money every day, a lot of money. | |
| This dude spent probably like $5,000-ish dollars on me just trying to get me to agree to meet up. | |
| So eventually I said yes, and we were going to meet up down in the like downtown of my town. | |
| And I met him at a coffee shop, very public, very open. | |
| And he like tried to kidnap me and the only like he like pulled up in a van. | |
| There were four people in the car. | |
| They tried to pull me in really quickly. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Sorry, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. | |
| But they tried to take me really quickly, and then a police officer was literally right down there. | |
| Like they didn't see a cop that was literally right there. | |
| So they physically got out and tried to pull you in. | |
| One dude, he like, he, so I didn't see the van at first. | |
| He was outside of the van already, and he was like, hey, what's up? | |
| He looked normal. | |
| And then he had a beanie on and he just pulled it down. | |
| He like yanked me and a cop pulled up and intervened before anyone else could jump down. | |
| Did they get the guys? | |
| Huh? | |
| Did they get the guys? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| No, the guys, they got trying to run off, but the one dude got left. | |
| Like the dude that was out of the van, he got ditched completely. | |
| So the cops got him. | |
| Yeah, and I'm sure he snitched because he was just, he looked like an asswipe. | |
| He looked like an asshole. | |
| And I had the description of one of the driver. | |
| He wasn't wearing a mask. | |
| So I don't know. | |
| It was very, very, very scary. | |
| And that's not even my scariest time getting kidnapped. | |
| That's just the only OnlyFans related one. | |
| I think it was you who said, Jake was asking some questions about the reclaim your sexuality thing. | |
| Could you just repeat, you said, there are a couple descriptive words you used. | |
| You said you're proud to do what you do. | |
| Is that correct? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| There's some other words there. | |
| Proud, empowering. | |
| Anything? | |
| Any others? | |
| I feel like it's made me feel like not like a woman, but like I have control, you know? | |
| I have financial stability. | |
| Like no matter what happens, I will never be homeless ever again. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| And to me, that is huge. | |
| How much money are you making? | |
| Over 10K a month. | |
| And you think that that's enough to make sure that you're never homeless ever again? | |
| If you're saving it, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Even if you're saving the whole thing. | |
| How long have you been doing it for? | |
| OnlyFans, like three years. | |
| And how long have you been making 10K a month for? | |
| About a year and a half. | |
| And how much have you saved? | |
| How much have you got in a savings account? | |
| I'm not going to say that I'm live. | |
| But it's enough so that I could not work for at least a year and all my bills would be paid. | |
| Is it over 50 grand? | |
| It's about that. | |
| And where have you got that sitting? | |
| Is it in an investment account or? | |
| It's in a couple places. | |
| I have two banks. | |
| I have like three different online versions of that. | |
| And then I have cash. | |
| And then cash is in two different places as well. | |
| Right, so it's just sitting in a savings account, essentially. | |
| What makes you think that 50 grand in a savings account would make sure you're never homeless again? | |
| Even if it's 100. | |
| Even if it's 100, what makes you think that? | |
| I mean, currently, I mean, like, for example. | |
| You just said you'll never, ever be homeless again. | |
| So what makes you think that 100 grand would make that? | |
| I'll be investing back into myself. | |
| So my goal, well, I'm actually pretty much done with my associate's degree in psychology, and I'll be going back for my bachelor's and master's. | |
| So my money is reinvesting back into myself, and eventually I'll be a criminal psychologist. | |
| So what I mean is I'll never be homeless again because I've made sacrifices publicly and socially. | |
| So the idea is that you're going to get a degree and you're going to become a psychologist. | |
| Why didn't you just do that without the sex work? | |
| Well, originally I was going to be a nurse major, but then I had a really bad hand accident, not to get surgery, and I don't have the same capabilities anymore. | |
| So I had to switch to psychology. | |
| So this is kind of like a new one. | |
| If you have a bad hand or whatever, then you can still study, right? | |
| Yes, that's not the problem. | |
| That's why I'm switching to psychology. | |
| Yeah, right. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Yeah, so the question is that you said you want to go to university, you can have a part-time job, you can eventually make the sort of money that you want to make as a criminal psychologist. | |
| Was a criminal psychologist? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So what's the need for the sex work? | |
| Why don't you just do it tomorrow? | |
| Jump in? | |
| Well, the thing is, I could do that. | |
| And the thing is, I had three jobs for a really long time, like about two to three years. | |
| I always had multiple jobs. | |
| I'd work 60 to 80 hours every week. | |
| My only income was 9 to 5 type shit. | |
| And it wasn't enough. | |
| And I was barely making it and I was tired all the time. | |
| Like I almost crashed one night because I was so tired going home at like 6 a.m. from the business. | |
| Are you living alone? | |
| Are you living in an apartment by yourself? | |
| I live with Kayla. | |
| How much are you guys paying for rent? | |
| That's personal. | |
| Give me a ballpark. | |
| How much are you paying? | |
| Who cares how much you're paying for? | |
| 20? | |
| 2,200? | |
| 2,000? | |
| Yeah, including all meat and other stuff. | |
| Right, right. | |
| So you think that the 50 to 100K or whatever you've got will be enough to sustain you for how long? | |
| A long time. | |
| Like, with the rent that's going on right now, I could be chilling for like four years. | |
| Maybe in Bangkok. | |
| I guess so. | |
| But I don't know. | |
| I feel like. | |
| Oh, never mind. | |
| You said it, okay. | |
| You said you were proud for the sex work, is what I'm saying. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| It's not easy. | |
| Proud for the sex work? | |
| It made you feel more like a woman to do sex work, is that correct? | |
| Yeah, I mean, I had a really unfortunate upbringing with my sexual identity as a younger individual. | |
| And for the longest time, I was scared of it. | |
| I didn't want to do sexual activities with my partners. | |
| I didn't feel comfortable even in my alone time. | |
| Like, I wouldn't even masturbate. | |
| T-M-I. | |
| And then after OnlyFans, I started doing more and more. | |
| And I was like, wait, like, I know who I am now. | |
| I know what I like. | |
| I know what I'm comfortable with. | |
| And it kind of taught me. | |
| So, was the childhood stuff that you're talking about, like, we won't go into it, but it was some sort of exploitation? | |
| It was abuse intimately from different people in my life. | |
| Starting at a year and a half, they went to jail. | |
| But life is hard. | |
| And for me, I felt like, wow. | |
| But just on the point, though, we get life is hard for sure. | |
| But do you think that engaging in OnlyFans is a form of exploitation of your sexuality or of your body? | |
| I think it could be considered that. | |
| Self-exploitation? | |
| I think of it like I'm a businesswoman. | |
| Like, I file taxes, they're business taxes. | |
| How many people do you employ? | |
| Me? | |
| Yep. | |
| I have a marketing team, so I guess however many people are on that. | |
| How many people do you employ? | |
| Kayla? | |
| How many people are on that? | |
| Like three, at least. | |
| Three? | |
| At least three. | |
| And where do they live? | |
| I don't know. | |
| You don't know where they are. | |
| You have employees? | |
| One of them. | |
| Do you pay their LA? | |
| Oh, LA. | |
| Do you pay their health insurance? | |
| No. | |
| I don't know about that. | |
| So they're not really an employee. | |
| They're someone maybe you give cash to? | |
| I think from how I view it. | |
| Do you pay their tax? | |
| Do you have an LLC? | |
| I actually do have an LLC. | |
| And the LLC is your business? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And do you pay that person through your LLC? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So who pays their taxes then? | |
| Themselves. | |
| Them? | |
| I guess them. | |
| I don't want to know. | |
| How does it work? | |
| How do you pay them? | |
| How do you not know how you pay somebody? | |
| Because usually it's kind of. | |
| Do you really employ anyone or are you lying? | |
| I actually do. | |
| I know it sounds like. | |
| So you do not pay them? | |
| No, I do pay them. | |
| How? | |
| It's hard to. | |
| It's really hard to. | |
| You pay someone to deal with them. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I pay someone to deal with them. | |
| So what you're saying is you don't employ anybody. | |
| You have a marketing agency that employs people that you work with. | |
| I kind of consider that employing someone. | |
| Like I'm asking them for. | |
| I was just saying she's a businesswoman. | |
| I'm saying if you generally, if you have, if you're a business person, an entrepreneur, you have a company where you employ people, you pay their taxes for them, and go through your LLC. | |
| But it sounds like you're a sole trader. | |
| I don't know if you call it a video. | |
| Good for you. | |
| Hmm. | |
| All right, we have a chat here from Masculine. | |
| These women, the pink sewer chick, the first two cross from Brian, are effing idiots. | |
| Wow, okay, that's something. | |
| You're not worth a thousand an hour. | |
| Here, do the South Korean cheerleader fucking dance. | |
| You don't know what that is? | |
| No. | |
| You haven't seen that on TikTok? | |
| I guess you're more brainwashing than me. | |
| Probably a little bit. | |
| You're not worth a thousand an hour, you're worth one cent an hour tops, otherwise, free. | |
| GTFO with that shit. | |
| Okay, that's an interesting one. | |
| Thank you, Masculine. | |
| Appreciate it, Masculine. | |
| All right. | |
| That made me. | |
| That made me good. | |
| So, going around the table, I'm just going to get through some couple questions here. | |
| Why don't we start with, would you rather be in the forest? | |
| Or you're in the forest. | |
| Would you rather come across a random man or a random bear? | |
| Starting with you. | |
| A random man or a random bear. | |
| Yeah. | |
| What's up? | |
| What's the problem here? | |
| Oh, just dumb. | |
| You're what? | |
| A random man. | |
| Okay. | |
| That is just so silly and funny. | |
| I'm in the woods. | |
| I got a glock on me. | |
| Yeah, literally. | |
| What's that? | |
| I can shoot both of them, so I'm not really trying to. | |
| Got a glock 40? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, my fault. | |
| I don't know. | |
| That whole debate is just so silly. | |
| When you're putting it that way, getting killed by a bear or getting by a man. | |
| Take the bear anytime. | |
| So, in this scenario, neither of those things could happen. | |
| It's possible neither of them could happen. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, but I'm not taking the risk. | |
| Right. | |
| Right. | |
| So. | |
| I'd rather die than have that happen. | |
| Which one do you pick? | |
| I guess I'd rather encounter a man. | |
| Okay. | |
| What about you? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Neither. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know. | |
| This is the first time I've ever let someone ask me that because I think it's just so dumb. | |
| And so I don't even know. | |
| I'll give you, I don't know. | |
| I choose neither because I would just shoot both of them if I was in a danger. | |
| I don't want to. | |
| Both are horrendous things to think about. | |
| And so I don't want to. | |
| Why are both horrendous things to think about? | |
| Because I would not. | |
| Okay. | |
| You do realize that most like most men aren't going to do anything to you, right? | |
| Are you sure? | |
| Oh, really? | |
| Oh, really? | |
| Really? | |
| Oh, really? | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah, they really won't. | |
| We have all the stats to prove that. | |
| I'm so glad that you're so glad that you came off. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Just be careful. | |
| All right. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Yeah, intro. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| So, do you want to answer the question? | |
| Not really. | |
| I guess I'm not going to choose the bear because that's dumb, but I'm not going to choose the man because that's also dumb. | |
| So, well, if you had to choose I will choose the bear and I will choose a chance. | |
| I'm not going to pick the boys in front of me either. | |
| Clearly. | |
| I don't want to hurt a human. | |
| I would rather hurt a bear than a human, but if I'm in a situation, like you guys keep saying, like, there's a chance that they wouldn't do anything or like yada yada or whatever, but it's like that's not a risk I'm willing to take. | |
| It's just not. | |
| It's not one that I want to take. | |
| Sure. | |
| I really don't want to take that risk. | |
| By the question of the hypothetical is: you had to pick one. | |
| Which one would you pick? | |
| Then I would pick the bear. | |
| dot dot dot Leah. | |
| I was getting Pepper Girl. | |
| Okay, so. | |
| Bro, these girls complain these shows go on for so fucking long, but it takes literally fucking five minutes per person to answer a one or another. | |
| We're literally on a time limit. | |
| We're on a time limit here, just so you guys know. | |
| So disregard what he just said. | |
| Got it. | |
| Go on. | |
| Okay. | |
| Man or bear? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Which would I choose? | |
| Yeah, repeat the question for us, too, while you're at it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| One eternity later. | |
| Oh, I love SpongeBob. | |
| Okay, so. | |
| You just have to pick one. | |
| Random bear? | |
| Random man? | |
| Dude. | |
| Let me like flip the point of my breath. | |
| Holy fuck, she's doing it on purpose now. | |
| Okay, if I were a bear. | |
| If you were a bear? | |
| No, I'm kidding. | |
| Okay, I would probably choose. | |
| If I were a boy, I think I could uncheck. | |
| Bro, choose. | |
| Leah, choose. | |
| Bear or man? | |
| Pick the bear. | |
| Bro, this has to be trolling at this point. | |
| Past the moment. | |
| I'm literally decisive. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Okay. | |
| Next. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, not. | |
| Next. | |
| No, next. | |
| God. | |
| Fuck. | |
| You could choose death or a man. | |
| Literally. | |
| A bear could just walk on by. | |
| I mean, I've been trying to buy a bear muscle and didn't do anything, but I cocaine in the city. | |
| if the cocaine I mean if the man was on cocaine I would choose the man You would choose the man? | |
| I would choose the man. | |
| Okay. | |
| The man. | |
| The man. | |
| So wait, who chose bear? | |
| It was you. | |
| Oh, you chose men? | |
| Oh, you didn't? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You chose bear? | |
| No, I chose a man. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Even though you chose man, when Andrew said, he said something along the lines of most men wouldn't do anything. | |
| You're like, are you sure about that? | |
| No, sir. | |
| No, no, it was her. | |
| Right there. | |
| It wasn't. | |
| I think it was her we were having the exchange with. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| It was her. | |
| That's it. | |
| So I was during the exchange with her, but then when you said most men wouldn't do anything to you, she was like, uh-uh, you sure about that? | |
| So what percentage of men do you think would, in this situation, would choose to victimize, attack, grape a woman? | |
| 85%. | |
| Really? | |
| I don't know. | |
| No. | |
| We're in thief trouble for this case. | |
| I kind of want to go. | |
| I don't want to smoke a cigarette. | |
| Shut up, bitch. | |
| Hey. | |
| I feel like I'm not. | |
| Seriously? | |
| I am not around here. | |
| Wait, wait, wait, hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Wait, wait. | |
| Third sisterhood. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| So I played a funny soundboard thing. | |
| Put that thing down. | |
| Put that thing down. | |
| I caught you. | |
| Yeah, put that thing down. | |
| So, no, no, no. | |
| It's reality-based match, no thing. | |
| Okay, so I played the little shut up thing. | |
| So, and you said, really? | |
| Really? | |
| So what were you objecting? | |
| The first time I'm on a panel where I'm the only one that's not OF, so I need something to like jump in because nothing's like relating to me. | |
| Just, okay, but so you objected to the soundboard thing? | |
| Yeah, that was mean. | |
| And the soundboard thing was in response to her saying 85% of men are fucking grapists, bro. | |
| Or murderers, bro. | |
| How is that? | |
| How is me playing a little funny soundboard thing that's alluding to her saying, shut up, bitch? | |
| How is that worse than her saying 85% of men? | |
| Okay, regardless of how wrong. | |
| Just to be clear, just to be clear, it's wrong to. | |
| And I'm not sure. | |
| The stupid fucking soundboard thing. | |
| That you really can't. | |
| I just want everybody to deny it. | |
| But where's the fucking pushback? | |
| Where's the pushback? | |
| Let's go. | |
| Where's the pushback when she's saying 85% of men are serious? | |
| Run the tape back. | |
| I was like, what? | |
| I was like, no way. | |
| And then I looked at her and I was like, no way, I thought you were. | |
| Bro. | |
| That was a wild. | |
| Dude. | |
| Yeah, that's crazy. | |
| That's not true. | |
| It's not 85%. | |
| That's very clear. | |
| 8.5%. | |
| Yeah, but how, bro, you're upset at the fucking soundboard thing. | |
| Oh, that's so beautiful. | |
| I don't have to agree with her to be like, sisterhood. | |
| What? | |
| No, it's JK. | |
| I'm not sure if you guys are sitting there. | |
| That's true. | |
| That is true. | |
| You don't have to call her a B-I-T Canadian. | |
| She doesn't have to be telling the truth for you to. | |
| He didn't call her that. | |
| Even if she's lying. | |
| I don't agree with her. | |
| I don't agree. | |
| I don't agree, but she knew that because I was like, what? | |
| So you want the men to be gone on the panel? | |
| By the way, let me ask you a question. | |
| Who do you think is more likely to call a woman a bitch, a man or a woman? | |
| Wait, what? | |
| A man? | |
| A woman. | |
| A woman. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I say woman. | |
| Isn't that okay? | |
| He did a womanly thing. | |
| Oh. | |
| 69? | |
| Andrew will eat a burrito for another champagne pop. | |
| No more champagne. | |
| Do it. | |
| What do you mean, no more? | |
| Why are you trying to feed you guys? | |
| They're not Andrew. | |
| You don't have to drink anything. | |
| For another champagne pop, Andrew will go to town on a burrito. | |
| It's like anything I say. | |
| He will go to town on a burrito. | |
| By the way, I finished the burrito. | |
| I eat about half of it here and then half behind the scenes, you know. | |
| But I was making too much noise. | |
| Look, I'm a gentleman. | |
| I'll split the sisterhood is absolutely. | |
| They were on your side, though. | |
| What did that say? | |
| I finished the burrito. | |
| Okay, so the bear versus man thing, that's an interesting one. | |
| Really? | |
| 85%? | |
| She trolling. | |
| Come on. | |
| What is this? | |
| I'm not around good men at all. | |
| If you had to revise it, what would you say? | |
| If I had to revise it, 84%. | |
| 85%. | |
| 85%. | |
| 84%. | |
| She's at 85%. | |
| Like 9 in 10 men are going to do horrible things to me. | |
| That means you very good. | |
| All of them would do summer meals. | |
| And they would never put me in harm's way. | |
| But just people, just males who I'm casually talking to out at the bars with 80%. | |
| Even the men. | |
| Does that happen a lot at the bars? | |
| You've had that happen a lot? | |
| They're just. | |
| When they get drunk, especially, like, yeah, they get weird. | |
| Yeah, I don't know. | |
| They get weird. | |
| I've been drunk at a lot of bars in already. | |
| I don't like men. | |
| I'm just scared of them. | |
| I don't remember ever doing anything like that. | |
| See, I must be a little bit more of a drink. | |
| Do you think that there'd be more of you around? | |
| I'm not sure if I can do it. | |
| I'm not sure if I can drink it if it was men drunk at the bar or a bear walked into the bar. | |
| What do you think would cause more alarm? | |
| That's a funny thing. | |
| So like here, here's an even easier way to think about it. | |
| If you were to walk up to a random man, just a random guy you didn't know, and just pat him on the head, okay? | |
| Versus walking over to a random bear you didn't know and patting it on the head, which one do you think would savagely eat your face? | |
| The man. | |
| I wish I could pet a bear, but yeah. | |
| It would be the man. | |
| Might as well double down on the retardation, right? | |
| I mean, have you ever been calling me a retreat? | |
| That's the stupidest thing I've heard in weeks. | |
| 85%? | |
| That you think that you, if you pat a random man on the head versus a random bear, that you think the man would be just as likely as a bear to eat your face? | |
| Yeah, what do you think I would think about that? | |
| I didn't ever say that. | |
| That's the question I asked you, and you said yes. | |
| I asked you that question verbatim. | |
| The bear would. | |
| Not the man. | |
| You said the man. | |
| No, I'm so sorry. | |
| I meant the bear. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you understand why that would be retarded? | |
| Right. | |
| Do you understand the return of gold? | |
| Can we say that? | |
| Did you? | |
| Bad taste. | |
| Well, probably, probably. | |
| Period. | |
| Well, like, the bear would just, like, not even think about it. | |
| They would just, the bear would just eat your face. | |
| The man would have to be like maliciously and socially trying to. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Okay, if I'm thinking the man wouldn't have to do it. | |
| Men and bears often, do we? | |
| No, no, I'm sick of this. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| Look, I remember earlier, really early in the conversation, you said you're a bit nervous. | |
| So I'm going to cut you a ton of slack. | |
| And I'm just going to see if we can't revise this. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| If you were to walk over to a random guy in the street and pat him on the head versus a random bear that you come across. | |
| Beer would give me. | |
| Yeah, not the man, right? | |
| Not the man, no. | |
| Yeah, so don't you think that you should take that into account if you think, well, I would be stuck in the forest with one of these creatures long term for a long period of time, that possibly that bear, the thing that if you just touched it on the head, would eat your face, might be the thing not to go out in the forest with. | |
| No, yeah, and I had said that from the start. | |
| Right, right. | |
| But you would also offset this with like 85% of men are going to do horrible things to you, right? | |
| Yeah, I'm scared of men. | |
| So I just. | |
| Let me just based on her personality. | |
| Yeah, that's fair, but even then, I still got to ask this one last question. | |
| So you think 85% of the men of your family would essay a woman if they were in a forest with her? | |
| No, I don't think any of my brothers or my dad would do that to a woman. | |
| Don't you? | |
| Okay, then do you see the cognitive dissonance of saying that you think 85%? | |
| Yeah, but do you think that 85% you realize that that leads 15%, right? | |
| And they would be in the 50%. | |
| Yeah, so your whole family, of course, is in that 15%. | |
| It's just everybody else's family. | |
| I'm just saying my two brothers and my dad. | |
| I'm not saying anything about it. | |
| And just to follow up on that, if you were right, and 85% of men were that way inclined, why aren't women just being essayed in the street all the time with reckless abandonment? | |
| Why don't they just put them in cages? | |
| Just like stuff them in there. | |
| Like, get in there. | |
| It's just behind closed doors. | |
| Why are you guys able to even walk the streets? | |
| I can't. | |
| That's the point I'm trying to make. | |
| I literally cannot. | |
| I have to dress like a man to walk around my own town. | |
| Otherwise, I get harassed. | |
| And the other, literally. | |
| What do we mean by harassed? | |
| Chased down. | |
| I swear to God. | |
| You don't get chased down in your fucking town for walking out of the world. | |
| I thought it just happened. | |
| It just happened. | |
| We saw you wearing lingerie by a sewer. | |
| Okay, I was with a man. | |
| He kept me safe. | |
| She had clothes on her back. | |
| She was my ex-boyfriend. | |
| She was hiding down there because they were chasing her, bro. | |
| You guys are. | |
| She had an extra spare. | |
| I won't go into the woods by myself. | |
| Just to clear it up. | |
| Like, I won't. | |
| The safety factor was that you were with a man she trusts. | |
| Yes, because it's the only way you can stay safe in the woods against a man is with another man. | |
| Like, unfortunately, the only way I am safe in this world is by dressing like a man or being a man. | |
| But can we go back to the fact that if you just dress like a man dispute that? | |
| That if you just dressing like normally, I guess, but like I don't. | |
| So I have to dress, I have to dress normal to be safe. | |
| Oh, wait. | |
| So if you dress like a prostitute. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| Hang on, back up. | |
| So if you dress like a prostitute, men think you're a prostitute? | |
| I look way too nice to be. | |
| Like, yeah, I may be dressed like a little slut, but I'm not. | |
| No one would ever think that I am dressed like a prostitute. | |
| There's a difference between being and liking the way you dress. | |
| Okay. | |
| I just like the way I dress. | |
| I'm not a slut though. | |
| Well, okay, so there's a couple things here. | |
| I'm just going to reject. | |
| I categorically reject that if you walk down the street in your hometown that men are chasing you down so that they can essay you. | |
| Because I can pull up the police report. | |
| I just. | |
| A man may have done that. | |
| Men are not doing that in your hometown. | |
| Okay. | |
| A man, perhaps. | |
| Men, not so much. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's actually impossible, right? | |
| That would be like an impossibility. | |
| I'm just saying, where I live, it's dangerous to walk around because of the men. | |
| Especially if you're dangerous. | |
| And it's how you dress. | |
| Do you think it shouldn't have to matter? | |
| That's why that trend on TikTok. | |
| Hang on, let me finish the question. | |
| You're right. | |
| I'm getting heated. | |
| So let me finish the question. | |
| Okay, I just want to know. | |
| If you're walking down the, I don't know, the street in your hometown in a nice flower dress, are men chasing you down to SA you in the street? | |
| They're just like rabbit, they have pitchforce. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't really know what their intentions are. | |
| They mostly, I think mainly they just want to like have a moment to talk to me, but it's like still scary that they talk to you. | |
| Because you don't know what they're saying. | |
| They'll know because it'll be like some 40-year-old man, and usually they do think that I'm like doing some sort of services, but it's like so they think you're a prostitute. | |
| I don't ever think that it should be. | |
| No, you know, just so I get this right, they think you're a prostitute, so they stop to collect your services. | |
| Yeah, yes. | |
| And that is the same. | |
| I just think that that's like an example of a reason why they do come towards me specifically. | |
| And I do walk around in cute little pretty sunglass dresses where like I look kind of like a basic pretty little girl. | |
| They run me down. | |
| And it's just, that's just my town, but it's just like not. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It's not the same. | |
| What is this grape capital of the world called? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm starting to think about it. | |
| Sounds like you're living like a post-apocalyptic. | |
| By the way, you guys are talking about it. | |
| She has to come out at night because the world is and how men are just like. | |
| I didn't know. | |
| No, she said that 85% of men. | |
| Nobody said that the world is safe. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I didn't agree with that. | |
| But from what I see in the world, it seems as though women can walk around completely carelessly. | |
| And the only reason that they can do that is because they have the protection of the force around them. | |
| And the force around them comes from men. | |
| So if 85% of men all had this same objective, why wouldn't they just be doing it all the time? | |
| Yeah, they just stuffy. | |
| Which happened in Seattle. | |
| I think they're giving definitely. | |
| There are some men who do some horrible things, just like there's some women who have sex inside of schools with boys, right? | |
| And so the thing is, like, some do bad things, greed. | |
| Some women do bad things. | |
| The idea here, though, is that if 85% of men collectively just decided that women were going to be, I don't know, fuck puppets, they would all get together and stuff them in cages. | |
| And what the hell could women do about that? | |
| That's what did he then? | |
| That doesn't contend with the point. | |
| I'm just saying, like, just content with the point, though. | |
| But, like, genuinely, do you think, like, men versus women, like, men do more, like, horrible things? | |
| Nope. | |
| Do you think it's 50-50 coming up? | |
| No, I think women do it more. | |
| You think women do it more? | |
| So then why is it like... | |
| Can I give you my rationale for what? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, depending on how you categorize SA, okay? | |
| I have seen many, many times women at parties walk by and casually smack men in the rear. | |
| I've seen them casually walk over and rub their shoulders. | |
| I've seen them run their fingers through their hair. | |
| I've seen them very casually put their hands all over men. | |
| Nobody gives a shit. | |
| However, if a man casually walks by and gives a woman a nice slap on the rear or, let's say, goes over to a couch and begins to rub her shoulders, things like that. | |
| Oh my God, I'll look at that. | |
| I agree. | |
| However, these aren't counted categorically the same. | |
| No, no. | |
| So for women, no, they're definitely not. | |
| Men don't report any of this. | |
| However, women do report all of this, right? | |
| And so the thing is, it's completely the same exact thing, right? | |
| It's just that women don't get held to account for it. | |
| No, no, I categorically believe that women actually do it more. | |
| When I look at what happens in schools, I see that it's usually the female teachers who are the predators of young men. | |
| That's what I see over and over and over and over. | |
| And by the way, when it comes to even serial killers, usually women are in the placement of being against the people who can fight back the least, right? | |
| And so you see nurse killings and you see baby killings and you see little child killings. | |
| No, I actually think that women, I think that women are even more predatory than men. | |
| And you can find all this information on my great wife, Rachel Wilson Substack. | |
| I highly suggest everybody goes and checks it out because she did all the research on it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I actually agree on that part. | |
| I think that there's a double standard of reported statistics. | |
| Because I remember this one night, like two years ago, I was with my friend at the time. | |
| We went out to a college campus to, you know, hang out, party, whatever. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| Yeah, yeah, there you go. | |
| We went out to the campus and like partied, whatever. | |
| And this woman walked up to him and grabbed him by the nuts and was like, hi. | |
| And I was like, no, get back. | |
| You have no right to touch him like that. | |
| Like, I was literally livid. | |
| But they don't. | |
| He didn't know how to respond. | |
| Yeah, well, and the thing is, the thing is, is like, he just moves on, right? | |
| Yeah, he's not. | |
| And so the thing is, is this happens so frequently, so frequently that women just take it for granted. | |
| And so what the cope from women is, is, but we're just not threatening. | |
| So it's okay for us to do it. | |
| It's not okay for you because you're a threat. | |
| And it's like, no, that's bullshit. | |
| Yeah, we're human. | |
| Right? | |
| That's bullshit. | |
| And women will do all sorts of insane things too, like poke holes and condoms that are used to get pregnant with a guy's kid. | |
| They do all kinds of crazy ass fucking shit. | |
| And we just kind of pretend that they don't, that they're just born these perfect angels. | |
| And that's really far from the truth. | |
| So anytime I hear this kind of idea that, well, no, men are predatory. | |
| We have all the data on. | |
| It's like, yeah, you report it. | |
| You know what happens if a man reports that a woman went over and grabbed his dick at a party? | |
| The cops go, so get the fuck out of your dummy. | |
| He didn't report it either. | |
| But if he did, how seriously do you think it would have been taken? | |
| Like you said, they wouldn't have given a shit. | |
| So it's like, yeah, no, I kind of refute. | |
| And not only have I given kind of a refutation, but I just reject it. | |
| I just don't believe it. | |
| I've seen it so much with my own eyes. | |
| So when women say, well, what about my experience of men who are, you know, constantly approaching me, who are constantly putting their hands on me? | |
| I agree that that all happens. | |
| I'm not disputing that. | |
| I've seen that shit too. | |
| I just think that women turn a blind eye to the opposite. | |
| That this happens just as much to men and that you all see it too, but you just don't care. | |
| You're just like, whatever. | |
| I don't fucking care. | |
| You know what? | |
| They wanted it, right? | |
| Oh, the men want. | |
| They love it. | |
| They love the female attention. | |
| It's like, if that standard was ever applied the other way, oh, you wanted it. | |
| What would I sound like? | |
| Hey, and well, men. | |
| Yo, low paladins donated $1,500.02. | |
| I had a waiter start rubbing my shoulders while I was on a date with my girlfriend of four years. | |
| If a male waiter did the same thing to my girlfriend, you would have 100% created a violent encounter. | |
| Low paladins would have got up and clouded his face, right? | |
| He would have been like, you fucking piece of shit. | |
| You would have clouded him out, just out like a light. | |
| But what I'm saying, what I'm saying with this is like, I'm not saying that women don't get assaulted by men. | |
| Clearly that happens. | |
| And I'm not saying that men are not untoward towards women and they get drunk and they do retarded shit and things like this and that women shouldn't be safe. | |
| They should, right? | |
| This clearly happens. | |
| I've seen it with my own eyes. | |
| I'm just saying that it seems to me that when it happens in reverse, nobody gives a fuck. | |
| Yeah, that's unfortunate. | |
| For example, like my friend, or not my friend, but this person I know online, they this girl was trying to like say that whatever, like she got cheated on by this guy, and he got caught cheating, and then she beat the fuck out of him. | |
| Yep, and then he posted the proof on Twitter, his face like bloody and everything, and all the comments were like, you shouldn't have cheated them. | |
| That's what you get, right? | |
| And like, I if that had happened in reverse, what would it have been like then? | |
| Exactly, that's and I was like twitting, but then I deleted it because like I'm scared of the fucking people. | |
| Like, if it was in reverse, everyone would just look at like, just look at Jake. | |
| So, me and Jake would be walking down the street, and just mobs of women will just surround him and just grab him, and they'll start rubbing his shoulders. | |
| Do you think that poor Jake should have to experience walking down the street and dealing with this every single day? | |
| I mean, and and who's who's here to speak up for Jake? | |
| Nobody, honestly, not me. | |
| Just be less than that. | |
| That makes me a victim. | |
| Hey, dollars and two cents. | |
| How many men have you come across in your entire life that have not killed or you remove the woman's question for you? | |
| How many men have you come across in your life that haven't killed you? | |
| Well, I mean, I can say safely that I have been assaulted by more men than I have consensually been with men. | |
| But what about how many men you've met and had interactions with in any regard? | |
| That's a dumb thing to say. | |
| Why? | |
| Why? | |
| Because it's like that's literally like, of course, I'm going to hop into men. | |
| If I had the choice, though, I would never be around men. | |
| They were all kind of cool. | |
| Don't you have a boyfriend? | |
| I mean, yeah, I guess. | |
| So you'd never be around your boyfriend? | |
| He doesn't even like being called a man, dude. | |
| Because even he knows. | |
| Dude, I just looked it up. | |
| I know we're not supposed to be on our phones. | |
| I don't care. | |
| I've just looked it up. | |
| It says 91% of assault victims are women. | |
| Because it's reported. | |
| Okay, well, then that's not our fault. | |
| Men don't report it, though. | |
| Do you understand also that they take the unreports? | |
| They take an estimate from the amount of women who have not reported these things. | |
| And add that as well. | |
| And 99% of assault victims are men. | |
| That is what just gotta get into the mic. | |
| Screw your chair in. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| That is what I don't know. | |
| Okay, so let us assume. | |
| Let us assume he had a classroom with 20 women and 20 men. | |
| Okay? | |
| 20 boys, 20 girls. | |
| Okay. | |
| And all of them were assaulted. | |
| All of them. | |
| Okay. | |
| 19 of the girls reported it, and only one of the men reported it. | |
| Okay. | |
| So then you would say, then you would say 90% of all assault victims are women. | |
| But that's not actually true. | |
| True. | |
| That's really true. | |
| That's not actually true. | |
| It's just that the data that we have shows that you have this amount of them who claim that this happened. | |
| And so we count that. | |
| And all of these other ones who never reported this. | |
| They're not. | |
| I'm sorry that men think that they shouldn't be able to date us like that. | |
| Oh, I'm sorry. | |
| If I said you had it coming, what would you say to that? | |
| And now suddenly not so funny, right? | |
| Men should absolutely report it. | |
| And no one. | |
| Yeah, but nobody's going to do anything about it. | |
| They absolutely should, though. | |
| Yeah, but they absolutely aren't. | |
| And where are you, all you women with picket signs saying, hey, women, stop sexually assaulting men. | |
| Fucking nowhere. | |
| That's where you are. | |
| You're out trying to get abortions. | |
| You're out with signs saying, let's abort our kids. | |
| I've never seen women with signs saying, women, stop sexually assaulting men. | |
| Never seen it once. | |
| I've seen one of my, like, friends because I just think guilty assaults. | |
| I'm not also dumb. | |
| Men assault more women than I'm. | |
| I cut off a person that I knew because they sexually assaulted me. | |
| I was giving you my man. | |
| What's that? | |
| I cut off one of my old friends because she sexually assault, like, harassed or assaulted my friend who was a man. | |
| And I cut off contact with them. | |
| That's great. | |
| Yeah, absolutely. | |
| And there's women, I know women who have cut off contact with women who have made false essay charges towards men, and that's great. | |
| But I see tons of women with picket signs saying it's my right to choose. | |
| Don't take away my right to abortion. | |
| Please, you believe all women. | |
| I've seen those. | |
| I've seen believe all women signs. | |
| You know what I've never seen once? | |
| What about men? | |
| What about men? | |
| What about men being essayed by women? | |
| Never seen it even once. | |
| Ever. | |
| Nobody in the chat's ever seen it. | |
| Nobody on this panel's ever seen it. | |
| None of you have ever seen it because it never happens. | |
| Because women don't give a shit. | |
| Which is heartbreaking. | |
| Soul is bad in general. | |
| Yeah, you've never seen that. | |
| You've never seen women holding a sign saying believe all men. | |
| Well, never happened. | |
| Especially if men and mobs didn't tell the truth as well. | |
| Well, wait a second. | |
| Wait a second. | |
| Imagine me saying that in the opposite way. | |
| Yeah, women get essayed all the time. | |
| It's not my fault they don't report it. | |
| Stupid bitches. | |
| They should fucking report that shit. | |
| So do you think that men should have empathy towards the fact this happens to women? | |
| Yes. | |
| Do you think they should support women that this happens to? | |
| Do you think they should stand out with women and say women need to be believed? | |
| They need to be taken seriously. | |
| I think everybody needs to be believed. | |
| Every single person. | |
| Yeah, okay, great. | |
| I've seen tons of men at rallies saying believe all women. | |
| I've seen him say at tons of rallies, women get SA'd at these astronomical raids. | |
| I've seen all of that. | |
| I've never seen a single time, not ever in my life, at any political rally I've ever been to, which is many, a single woman holding a sign saying men get essayed. | |
| What about them too? | |
| Never fucking happened. | |
| Go make it. | |
| Go make it. | |
| Somebody can start it. | |
| It'll make me feel better. | |
| 100%. | |
| Froggy, you got to speak into the monk if you're going to speak. | |
| Well, I'm about to dip right here. | |
| I just wanted to say bye. | |
| But why are you dipping? | |
| It's because you brought up the A-word. | |
| I'm just saying. | |
| What's the A-word? | |
| And I'm getting frustrated. | |
| Really? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I just, I don't know. | |
| I'm getting a rage. | |
| Yeah, why rage out? | |
| I guess it is. | |
| I guess you can. | |
| Why rage out? | |
| This has been a great combo. | |
| It is a great combo. | |
| It's just, I don't know. | |
| It's just frustrating me. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm just, I want to, am I allowed to go out there and like chill for a second? | |
| Well, there's no such thing as allowed. | |
| You can do what you want. | |
| Okay, well, I am just seeing if it is good. | |
| Okay, take a breather. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Take a breather. | |
| Thank you. | |
| All right. | |
| That was an interesting conversation. | |
| So, guys, TTS is now down to $100. | |
| Also, still for Champagne Pop. | |
| We'll do Champagne Pop Plus. | |
| Andrew, we will get Andrew a burrito. | |
| And he will eat it. | |
| Starving to death. | |
| He is terrible. | |
| He's so hungry. | |
| That's why he's so mean. | |
| He's hungry starving, my dear. | |
| Everybody's just mean. | |
| Like, anybody who says anything bad in any way challenges a woman's view, it's like, he's not mean. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| The sisterhood. | |
| Do you hear yourself right now? | |
| No. | |
| Yes. | |
| I am very much mocking the humanity of this. | |
| No man will ever hear from his girlfriend's friends when she is cheating on him. | |
| They will 100% all of the time, every time, cover for her. | |
| Not my friends. | |
| I didn't cover for my friends. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| I really appreciate it. | |
| Yeah, but I also, I'm going to add to that, right? | |
| So when he says 100% of the time, the girlfriends will cover for when it comes to cheating, and you guys say, not my girlfriends, they wouldn't. | |
| What he meant to also add to that is, yeah, you would. | |
| That's what he meant to say. | |
| It's like, no, 100% is crazy, though. | |
| What? | |
| Can I give an example? | |
| Well, yeah, that's true. | |
| 100% is crazy. | |
| I would put it in the middle of the day. | |
| Maybe just so you could say mostly. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's better. | |
| That's fair. | |
| 100% is the same to say like 100%. | |
| I agree. | |
| Yeah, you kind of did own that one. | |
| Yeah, that's true. | |
| Always a necessity. | |
| 100% is crazy. | |
| If you say mostly, I'll just agree with that. | |
| I think it depends on what person. | |
| I literally cut off my best friend since middle or high school in Puerto Rico, literally another fucking place, because she had chosen to cheat on her boyfriend. | |
| Did you tell the boyfriend? | |
| I didn't know. | |
| I didn't have any of his info. | |
| And at that point. | |
| Well, right, but that's his point. | |
| He would consider that to be covering. | |
| But she doesn't have his info. | |
| How is she supposed to tell him? | |
| Well, the thing is, is like, this is a friend of yours. | |
| Not anymore. | |
| No, this is a friend. | |
| Yeah, but it was a friend of yours. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But she just happened to not know anything about the boyfriend. | |
| Didn't know where to find him. | |
| Didn't know how to message him. | |
| He lives in a different state than me. | |
| So we didn't have a MySpace. | |
| Well, the thing is, I don't really follow my best friend's boyfriends. | |
| I kind of just don't follow them. | |
| You don't need to, right? | |
| You follow them. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| And they post about their boyfriend. | |
| So it's like, you could have contacted him. | |
| Yo, Lupi, thanks for the gifted 20. | |
| Appreciate it, man. | |
| I just mean like, okay, you're really good. | |
| I really appreciate it. | |
| I could have had a chance to do it. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Wait, if it was like one of your guy friends? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Rat him out in five seconds. | |
| Who has donated $100? | |
| And most guys would not. | |
| Remember, an hour ago, Kayla said she wished she was a man. | |
| She, of all people, should be choosing the man. | |
| I did. | |
| Brian. | |
| I think she did. | |
| I did a video of Leo DiCaprio being mauled by the bear. | |
| No, I can't choose. | |
| Which is the same thing. | |
| Yeah, so that'll be copyright. | |
| There's another one coming in. | |
| Okay. | |
| Low Paladins. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Er, no, that was who cares, I think. | |
| I think she did choose man. | |
| And unfortunately, we can't play the revenant or whatever. | |
| Or is it from the revenants? | |
| Yeah, it's from the revenue. | |
| Hail and well met. | |
| Low Paladins donated $200.02. | |
| Yo, thank you, man. | |
| You're literally proving my point. | |
| You are trying to cover for the sisterhood right now because I talk bad about other women. | |
| So you defend these other cheaters you don't even know. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| Who said they're cheaters? | |
| Well, no, no, no. | |
| Well, she did. | |
| So he's referencing. | |
| Oh. | |
| So he's referencing her friend and saying, okay, you're covering for that kind of ideology right now. | |
| So from my view, yeah, absolutely. | |
| Like, let's say Jake over here was married and he was cheating on his wife. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Yeah, absolutely. | |
| You'd be like, dude, that's no bueno. | |
| Can't do that shit. | |
| Wait, not allowed. | |
| I got a question. | |
| So this is one for the fellas. | |
| One for the boys. | |
| Snitch to the police on the male friend. | |
| Never. | |
| Or you have to cheat on your wife or girlfriend. | |
| Which do you pick? | |
| Snitching on them for what? | |
| Oh, if he had to do either or. | |
| So you have to snitch on your closest male friend to the police. | |
| You either have to snitch or you have to cheat on your girlfriend. | |
| What are you snitching on him for? | |
| I guess he doesn't. | |
| He's not going to do life, but he's going to do prison time. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh, fuck him. | |
| No, I'm kidding. | |
| No, bro, I'm cheating on my girl, bro. | |
| That's FedF. | |
| That's a tough one. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Of course I'm cheating on my girlfriend. | |
| I don't understand how that's taught. | |
| He's probably going to get caught anyway in this situation. | |
| Huh? | |
| Literally. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| You're defending someone who did something wrong. | |
| Yeah, I'm not going to cheat on my wife. | |
| would snitch in that situation if it was if it was between on your boys you You can't. | |
| Even if they did something wrong. | |
| Hang on, Adam. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| Let me clarify. | |
| Let me clarify. | |
| I agree with you 100%. | |
| You can't snitch on the boys ever under any circumstances. | |
| But you gave the hypothetical of an either or. | |
| You must do A or must snitch. | |
| So if it's an either or, yeah, I'm going to snitch before I cheat on the wife. | |
| However, you just never snitch. | |
| Those are the rules. | |
| You never snitch. | |
| I'd help him hide, to be honest. | |
| Not me. | |
| Yeah, in that situation. | |
| Come on, Jake. | |
| Come on, kissing someone else. | |
| I don't think I would. | |
| Brian, you're the only one. | |
| You're the only one. | |
| Bro, first off, your boy has to go to fucking prison. | |
| Wow, Brian. | |
| Your girlfriend never knows you fucked another woman. | |
| Come on, bro. | |
| No, sorry, bro. | |
| Come on. | |
| Snitch on your friend up with her. | |
| Wait ahead. | |
| I'm going to open it. | |
| With a heavy heart. | |
| Yeah, it's with a heavy heart. | |
| It should be she finds out. | |
| No. | |
| Like, he's a fucking shitbag. | |
| Cheat on the wife of this guy. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Bros before a wife? | |
| Sounds good. | |
| Yo, chat. | |
| What do you do? | |
| Bros before a hoe. | |
| Yeah, but bros before a wife? | |
| Chat. | |
| Snitch or cheat? | |
| No, bros before wife sometimes. | |
| One word: snitch. | |
| But I'm not going to. | |
| In this situation, snitch or cheat. | |
| Yes, face. | |
| In what instance, bros before wife? | |
| Do you snitch or cheat? | |
| So, like, there could be a hierarchy of needs which would come up for, like, I want to go out and do some frivolous bullshit on a Tuesday. | |
| And I'm like, yeah, but I want to go hang out with the boys. | |
| So fuck it. | |
| Snitch. | |
| I think that that's fine. | |
| Yeah, I mean, that's just an amount of the partner. | |
| I mean, that's funny. | |
| That's like bros before wife, right? | |
| I guess the only fair result of this would be that she finds out you're cheating or he does time in prison close to life. | |
| Like, you can't say, oh, I'll cheat before you. | |
| Brian, you would cheat. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| Okay, let me rephrase it. | |
| Let me rephrase it. | |
| No, we're moving on. | |
| No, no, I'm rephrasing it, and we want a new poll. | |
| I want a new poll. | |
| I want a new poll. | |
| Okay, so Brian, you would cheat on your wife before you would rat out a guy who's best friends, bro. | |
| This is why you don't want to get married, huh? | |
| You just ruin your wishes of getting married. | |
| If anyone sees this right now, I ain't my homie. | |
| I can't. | |
| Dude, it's loyalty. | |
| I can't let my friend. | |
| You're gonna see your wife. | |
| Yeah, what about the loyalty? | |
| Let's do the logo. | |
| I can't snitch, bro. | |
| Okay, but you have to cheat. | |
| Yeah, I can't. | |
| That's the hypothetical. | |
| I'm gonna do it. | |
| So that wife, so the wife's getting fucked around on. | |
| One time, I just fucking tip. | |
| Hold up. | |
| Check this shit out, bro. | |
| Just a tip. | |
| Just for a second. | |
| Just a tip, bro. | |
| Just a tip. | |
| But your friend actually did something wrong. | |
| No, dude. | |
| Your wife can wear rubber. | |
| I can wear rubber. | |
| Just a tip. | |
| She didn't deserve that. | |
| Just a tip. | |
| Just for a second. | |
| Just to see how it feels. | |
| Look, also. | |
| This is how I know you don't believe in love or like marriage or anything on. | |
| Why are you stroking that microphone? | |
| I was like, what the fuck? | |
| He said it was. | |
| Like, Brian is burrito. | |
| Wait, check this out, though. | |
| Check this out. | |
| Just look over. | |
| She's just like stroking the mic. | |
| Like, what the fuck is she doing? | |
| Wait, I'm going to do a poll. | |
| Snitch or cheat. | |
| To the chatters. | |
| Yeah, okay. | |
| Snitch is option one. | |
| And then cheat. | |
| It's option two. | |
| No, no, hang on. | |
| So let me all branch. | |
| All a branch to Brian. | |
| All a branch to Brian. | |
| On girlfriend? | |
| On girlfriend? | |
| Yeah, probably on girlfriend. | |
| A wife? | |
| No. | |
| Wife? | |
| He's never going to have a wife. | |
| That's why he. | |
| No, well, he actually just doesn't want to get married. | |
| So that's why he suggests to be a billionaire. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Look, I shit pad, Brian. | |
| Shit bad. | |
| Oh, dude. | |
| Bro, you can't snitch on your friend, dude. | |
| I agree, but you're giving an either or. | |
| Must. | |
| All right, hold up. | |
| Check this out. | |
| Snitch on your wife or cheat on your bro with love. | |
| Oh, look at that. | |
| Too much burrito, Brian. | |
| Too much burrito. | |
| Damn, dude. | |
| Is this what you do with your bros? | |
| As a follow-awazi, you get way too close. | |
| Wait, okay, let me ask the guys a question. | |
| Would you guys rather get a massage from a gay dude or get serious surgery? | |
| Serious surgery. | |
| Serious surgery. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Buy from a woman. | |
| Serious surgery. | |
| Y'all are going to be a little bit more. | |
| So the choice is allow a man to touch you or dodge. | |
| A gay man. | |
| You're saying a woman during a serious surgery makes a hundred dollars. | |
| That's the joke. | |
| Yes. | |
| Wait, wait, guess. | |
| Immediately die. | |
| Okay, Andrew. | |
| It's get a massage. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Andrew. | |
| Andrew, Andrew. | |
| It's get a massage from a gay man or get serious surgery from a woman. | |
| Yeah, serious surgery. | |
| So the yes. | |
| The choice is die. | |
| I'm going to be dying. | |
| It's die. | |
| Why the fuck would it be die? | |
| Okay, choice that's die. | |
| The choice is die. | |
| The choice is die or because you just get a fucking massage. | |
| You're incompetent ducks. | |
| Yeah, it's a fucking choice, dude. | |
| So it happens when women do. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| Well, then, Brian, Brian, in that case, I'm taking ducks. | |
| That's how you really feel. | |
| All right. | |
| Okay. | |
| If a lesbian rub my back, I'd be all for it. | |
| Okay, here's another. | |
| It's not a go out not gay. | |
| Would you rather be wait? | |
| What is it? | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| How's that? | |
| Lesbian? | |
| No, would you rather become wait? | |
| Fuck, how does it go? | |
| I don't know how it goes. | |
| You're fucking hypothetical. | |
| It's your, would you rather. | |
| I'm Googling it. | |
| I'm Googling it. | |
| Okay. | |
| One sec. | |
| Okay. | |
| So would you rather be a hobo with a 5% chance of getting inherited by a rich guy? | |
| What? | |
| Or be Hitler two years before the end of World War II. | |
| Hitler. | |
| Hitler, hopefully. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| 100%. | |
| Father had a wife, right? | |
| Huh? | |
| Hitler had a wife, right? | |
| Well, he had a girlfriend named Ava Braun. | |
| You'd be speaking German right now. | |
| If I get to fuck her and be a man, yes. | |
| Yeah, so she chose Hitler, bro. | |
| She chose to be. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, but you got to ask, like, where are you living? | |
| Does it all play out the same way? | |
| Shut up, Jake. | |
| You would have chosen that answer no matter what. | |
| You would have chosen it no matter what the hype. | |
| I know you wanted to get a massage. | |
| I'm just saying, man. | |
| I can't snitch. | |
| Good Omar. | |
| That's a man. | |
| There's a code. | |
| No, okay, this is fucking bullshit. | |
| I got a code, Andrew. | |
| Everyone agrees with you that you can't snitch on a friend. | |
| What? | |
| You gave us the either or, though. | |
| You're like, it must be one or the other. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| But I choose both. | |
| I'm like, don't cheat on the wife or snitch on anybody. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Who's going to have your back, though, if you're going to be able to do that? | |
| You always fail, bro. | |
| Your wife is there. | |
| Like, if your boys ever have a fight with you, your wife. | |
| I can always get another wife. | |
| I can always get another bro. | |
| That's true. | |
| I can't. | |
| That's like so not true. | |
| We need to make friends. | |
| That's a good one. | |
| Oh, you can get another wife. | |
| Andrew, let me change it. | |
| Let me change it. | |
| Let me change it. | |
| All right. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, and you can pick whether it's your sister or a close male friend. | |
| Andrew, snitch on a male family member. | |
| So, brother. | |
| I don't know if you have a brother, but snitch on a male family member, bro, brother, or cheat on your wife. | |
| Wife, poor wife. | |
| She's having a hard time with this one. | |
| No, I'm kidding. | |
| I don't really like. | |
| My brothers are okay. | |
| I think that I would still pick the woman. | |
| Oh, it's even worse, Sandy. | |
| Yeah, I would pick the wife. | |
| Family. | |
| It's one thing. | |
| Okay, it's a friend, whatever. | |
| My brother's just swaying. | |
| I would still pick the wife. | |
| What about your father? | |
| Snitch on your father. | |
| Yeah, I'm snitching on the father. | |
| Snitch on your son. | |
| Ooh. | |
| That's rough. | |
| No, the wife. | |
| Ooh. | |
| Yeah, I think the wife's going down on that one. | |
| Fucking God and boys. | |
| Why are you trying to get so hard to get? | |
| Hey, Rachel, Rachel, are you watching? | |
| Are you watching this, Rachel? | |
| The wife would keep watching that. | |
| I think she would give the nod on that. | |
| But not only that, the thing is, is again, we're in the realm of hypothetical. | |
| I say do neither. | |
| But if you must choose, you have to choose, then, yeah. | |
| If it's between the son and the wife, yeah, I think the wife's getting in on it. | |
| By the way, we got the poll going. | |
| There's a thousand votes. | |
| 66% say snitch. | |
| 34% say cheat. | |
| So I guess I'm in the minority here. | |
| Fail. | |
| Fail, Brian. | |
| Fail. | |
| Yeah, but you know what? | |
| When it gets to the brother, that's where I check. | |
| Yeah, that's where the watts are getting chated on when it gets to the brother. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But that's about it. | |
| Right? | |
| That's like the only threshold. | |
| I'm not bad because you know what? | |
| Men will cheat for dumber reasons than that. | |
| Snickers. | |
| I'm going to send something. | |
| That's actually going to say, I said like a Snickers bar. | |
| I did not say that. | |
| Private chat. | |
| What'd you say you would do for a Snickers bar? | |
| I told you. | |
| I'm going to send two tons. | |
| I'm going to send. | |
| Just like perpetually horrifying. | |
| You're not yourself when you're hungry. | |
| There you go. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| This is my position. | |
| I don't know if you can get that. | |
| Get it pulled up. | |
| We got your position. | |
| Your position. | |
| The wife. | |
| The wife, gone. | |
| Bros. | |
| That's it. | |
| Wait, wait, Brian, do you want to get married? | |
| Nope. | |
| Only if you're actually home. | |
| Okay, well, that makes sense to your answers. | |
| That's Brian. | |
| Wait, can you pull that up? | |
| Pull it up. | |
| This is me. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then the next one? | |
| Oh, Zoom and you're all wrong. | |
| Yeah, this is also me. | |
| You're all wrong. | |
| I'm right. | |
| You gotta cheat. | |
| Okay, the whole chat got me and Jake Rattlesnake on this one, bro. | |
| Yeah, they're wrong too. | |
| They're wrong. | |
| That's what I'm saying. | |
| Wait, are you gay? | |
| What? | |
| That's the good thing. | |
| Was it the burrito? | |
| Are you? | |
| Excuse me. | |
| I mean, if you eat a burrito, like. | |
| Wait, serious question? | |
| Is it a serious question? | |
| I don't know. | |
| A lot of people think, like, I got a burrito thing or whatever. | |
| That's fucking bullshit, bro. | |
| Framework engineer donated $100. | |
| Thanks to Sam. | |
| Thank you, Framework Engineer. | |
| Brian, what a blue pill answer. | |
| If my best bro calls up and tells me to bring a shovel, it's time to ride or die. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Bro calls me after. | |
| You aren't my best bro. | |
| It ain't top gun if you leave goose behind. | |
| Okay. | |
| How isn't it the most that's how's it blue pill? | |
| It's the most red pill thing, bro. | |
| No, it's the worst. | |
| It's red pill, bro. | |
| It's a red pill. | |
| It's red pill. | |
| Delpho. | |
| It's almost. | |
| It's the most fucking Sigma grind set. | |
| Sigma grind set, boys. | |
| All right, we have a chat here from Jess White. | |
| I'm going to make Kayla read it. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| Just wanted to show some support to a fellow Aussie creator. | |
| Jake is so damn nice to see a decent Aussie on here. | |
| The others have all been trash. | |
| Hope to see you back in space more. | |
| You have a really good tank. | |
| Your future ex-wife. | |
| That's my future ex-wife. | |
| Future ex-wife, Jess. | |
| Never snitching on my brother. | |
| And guys, if you want, guys, Andrew for another champagne pop, he'll lead a burrito. | |
| And then we have Andrew's wife here. | |
| I will sacrifice for the sun. | |
| Also, you look hot tonight, baby. | |
| That's so sweet. | |
| I know. | |
| Good woman. | |
| Can we listen to Barry Watt music? | |
| Go listening. | |
| Boom. | |
| Guys, like the video? | |
| Pour favour. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you guys. | |
| Oh, is that your wife? | |
| Yeah, that's the wife. | |
| She's pretty. | |
| Dude, they sound surprised. | |
| They fucking sound so surprised and shocked. | |
| Like, wow. | |
| She's pretty. | |
| I mean, anybody who was a piece of shit. | |
| She's pretty. | |
| I got some questions here because this came up. | |
| This came up last show, but then the last show that you guys were on. | |
| So, okay. | |
| Can you be racist towards white people? | |
| Starting with our dear friend who rejoined us, who looks like she's OD. | |
| Chucky's bad. | |
| I'm kidding. | |
| I'm kidding. | |
| It's because your head was down. | |
| Okay. | |
| I think that it's a tricky topic for sure. | |
| It's a tricky topic. | |
| It is. | |
| No, it's tricky. | |
| I don't really know. | |
| I don't think I'm like educated enough to have a smart, sophisticated answer. | |
| I think just respect everyone. | |
| That's fair. | |
| Respect and you're not. | |
| You agree you're white, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Has anybody ever been racist towards you? | |
| I mean, I guess technically, I just don't think it's not the same. | |
| So it's not like. | |
| I'm just asking if anybody's ever been racist towards you personally. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| I guess. | |
| And you are white. | |
| Okay. | |
| I guess it's just like people, it's not that deep. | |
| Like no one's like really scary or crazy about it. | |
| They just kind of sound stupid. | |
| So it never hurts my feelings. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| So like the definition of racism is just like treating someone different based on their like race, right? | |
| Well, we're going off of whatever definition you have of race. | |
| That's my definition. | |
| So pretty good definition, I think. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think so. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| All right. | |
| Can you be sexist towards men? | |
| Yes. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Good. | |
| Do we need men? | |
| Yeah, that is external to that. | |
| External to that. | |
| That's it. | |
| That's the only reason. | |
| I know, but like, yeah, we need men. | |
| Okay, for what? | |
| She walked herself down that army. | |
| I don't want to want a woman. | |
| I want to die. | |
| What do you want us to do? | |
| Army lady. | |
| No. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait, do we need men? | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| Do we need men? | |
| Okay, all right. | |
| Men are men are cool. | |
| I think so. | |
| I think it's really important to have diversity with the genders. | |
| Like, I feel like we should have representation of men being. | |
| So who would pay my bills? | |
| Fuck. | |
| Well, non-binaries as well, but sometimes it's dogs. | |
| What is non-binary? | |
| Non-binary or folks who don't identify with male or female. | |
| They can be like they, them. | |
| They're all. | |
| They don't identify that way. | |
| What's it called non-white? | |
| But they are still either. | |
| But they are still either male or female, right? | |
| Biologically is different than identify, like, than what you identify as. | |
| Well, I don't understand. | |
| If I don't identify as a male, I am still male, right? | |
| Biologically, unless you do. | |
| Well, I'm sorry. | |
| What is male other than biological? | |
| So there's a difference between sex and gender. | |
| What's the difference? | |
| So sex is, oh my god, gender's fake. | |
| How do we know a non-binary when we see one? | |
| I don't know if you can see it. | |
| Do you ask me if they tell you? | |
| Is there any defining attributes that make a non-binary? | |
| It makes. | |
| I think everyone's different and everyone identifies in their own way. | |
| What is it then? | |
| What is one of these things? | |
| I think it's like some people feel like they aren't very masculine and they aren't very feminine. | |
| So they're somewhere in the middle. | |
| Like I had a friend in high school who was identifying as they them. | |
| Wait, you define it as what, sorry? | |
| They identified themselves as like they, them for pronouns? | |
| Was it multiple people? | |
| No. | |
| But that's just how they identified. | |
| So it wouldn't be like, oh, she's coming over. | |
| It's like, oh, they, them. | |
| Have you ever seen. | |
| Do you think it's okay for a person to use the pronouns we us? | |
| I've actually never heard that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I mean, there are pronouns, right? | |
| Somebody's going to use that now just because you're so. | |
| No, they do use it now. | |
| That's not my God. | |
| Do you have any issue or objection to somebody using the pronouns we us? | |
| I think it makes sense. | |
| Can you tell me how we could have a conversation with we us? | |
| Are they like personality or something? | |
| Like, I don't know. | |
| Like, if I said we're going to the store. | |
| Wow, that makes sense to me. | |
| What would that mean if my pronouns were we us? | |
| I think that's why they use they. | |
| Like they are. | |
| Yeah, I know, but we, us are pronouns, and people do identify as we us. | |
| So if I said we, us, you say that there's no problem with that. | |
| How would I say we're going to. | |
| What does that mean when I say we're going to the store? | |
| I mean, I think it's literature. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I think that, I think, I don't know. | |
| I think non-binary makes absolute sense to me. | |
| My, like, my, like, yeah, they're non-binary. | |
| They just use the pronouns we, us. | |
| No, they use they, them. | |
| No, but if you are a non-binary person, why can't you use the pronouns we us? | |
| Because well, wait a second. | |
| So is they, them? | |
| No, you could say they're coming over and it's just one person. | |
| And you could say they're coming over and it's multiple people. | |
| Well, you're going to be able to do it. | |
| I guess it just makes sense. | |
| It makes sense. | |
| So then, wait, so then wait. | |
| If you say we us, right? | |
| We us. | |
| I don't know anyone using them. | |
| They do. | |
| They do. | |
| Okay, well, that's like. | |
| They say we us. | |
| So if my pronouns were we us, how could you engage in a conversation? | |
| I don't want to. | |
| Maybe you don't. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know why you just do your thing if you don't understand it. | |
| Maybe someday you'll. | |
| Maybe we don't understand it, but by the way, if they like, let's take they, them even. | |
| There's two of you right there, right? | |
| And let's say one of you identified as they, them. | |
| And I looked over at Brian and I said, they're fucking stupid. | |
| Who am I talking to? | |
| They. | |
| Who's they? | |
| You're talking to they. | |
| There's two they. | |
| No, but if I'm she and they identify as they. | |
| Yeah, but I could be talking about both of you. | |
| You could say that. | |
| I could be saying both of you are fucking stupid. | |
| So if I'm like, then you could just say their name. | |
| If I say they're fucking stupid, who am I talking about? | |
| I don't have to change it. | |
| Andrew, your brain is. | |
| Small brain thing. | |
| I guess so. | |
| Like, you're like, I guess, book smart and all that jazz, but clearly you are. | |
| He's got no street smart out. | |
| So no, you may have street smarts too, but you are. | |
| And that's okay. | |
| You're just a hater. | |
| Fucking bigot. | |
| I didn't use that word. | |
| Andrew, you're pretty much a bigger person. | |
| Fucking bigot. | |
| This is what I was saying. | |
| Fuck off my podcast. | |
| No, I was. | |
| Wait. | |
| Oh, he's going to take it. | |
| Good. | |
| Rage quit. | |
| He's rage quitting. | |
| All right, change the title, boys. | |
| Fucking rage quit. | |
| Andrew Wilson, first rage quit. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Double rage quit. | |
| I will not stand for this bigotry. | |
| Oh, he totally took that as an opportunity to smoke quit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Can I do that? | |
| All right. | |
| Couple things here. | |
| Guys, we got to go to Twitch right now. | |
| Guys, go to twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| Oh, he's supposed to work. | |
| Twitch.tv/slash whatever, boys. | |
| Drop us a follow in the Prime sub mods. | |
| If you can spam the link in the chat so those watching on YouTube can go over and just follow us over there on Twitch. | |
| Hat collection, thank for the prime, whack attack. | |
| Thank you for the resub prime. | |
| Appreciate it, guys. | |
| Guys, I think it's bugged, though. | |
| It's been nine minutes since we last had a prime. | |
| It's bugged, boys. | |
| Can you guys help? | |
| Help. | |
| Save our truth. | |
| Excuse me. | |
| Help. | |
| And then also, you got to join our Discord, discord.gg slash whatever. | |
| Good game. | |
| We post the behind the scenes on there. | |
| You got to sign up through Patreon, patreon.com/slash whatever, discord.gg slash whatever. | |
| So be sure to check that out. | |
| Yo, thank you, Valkyrie, for the sub. | |
| Everybody else for the subs. | |
| Really appreciate it. | |
| Thank you guys all so much for the support. | |
| Also, really quick, makeup. | |
| We've tangled. | |
| We've debated on the whole makeup thing. | |
| You know, the makeup thing. | |
| We've argued about it. | |
| Yes. | |
| We've argued. | |
| I'm personally not a huge fan of my makeup. | |
| I think it's deceptive. | |
| Yo, Durin, thank you for the gifted 20 subs. | |
| Thank you so much, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| And you know what? | |
| I want to show you some photos, which I feel are pretty decent transformations. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's first, Austin, let's do the Twitter one that I've posted. | |
| It's like the like, you know which one? | |
| Yes. | |
| It's like earlier on in all the whatever it is. | |
| Bro, come on. | |
| Makeup is not a lie. | |
| It just accentuates your natural features. | |
| I mean, come on, guys. | |
| Okay, but there's she looks absolutely beautiful. | |
| I'm still in both. | |
| I mean, I think she's pretty in Asian. | |
| I think she's so lovely. | |
| Wait, so hot. | |
| She literally changed races. | |
| She looks Asian and she looks Asian, bro. | |
| Yeah. | |
| She does. | |
| Do you guys know if she's not Asian? | |
| She could just have like bad. | |
| No, that's a white conflict. | |
| Her dad's white and her mom's Asian. | |
| And the makeup just brings out the Chinese, eh? | |
| Yeah. | |
| You could be right, though. | |
| She could be fascinated. | |
| Bro, that's an Asian face right there. | |
| She's faking it. | |
| Bro, it's like. | |
| Asian fishing. | |
| Asian fishing. | |
| It could be. | |
| Shit. | |
| Asian. | |
| And then, I mean, like, I got, I got a. | |
| Kayla's a makeup artist, you know, so. | |
| Yeah, people could use. | |
| She could have used. | |
| There's like this shit called like knows why. | |
| Scroll down. | |
| It's down. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| This is Kayla. | |
| Hi. | |
| And then there's another photo. | |
| Yep. | |
| And then next. | |
| And then next. | |
| Scroll down or zoom out a little bit. | |
| I feel like I look like the same person. | |
| You literally. | |
| Wait, and then go back to the first one. | |
| Are you tired of it? | |
| I mean, you look a little different, you know. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You look a little different. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's me off the wake up. | |
| Going to work. | |
| Like when I worked at a boba shop. | |
| Like, I didn't. | |
| I'm just saying, I feel like the makeup is a bit deceptive. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| You think I look. | |
| Do I look like a different person? | |
| No. | |
| You look different. | |
| I've asked anyone I've ever met, not everyone, but like most people, I'm like, do I look that different with makeup? | |
| And like, people recognize me when I'm not wearing makeup. | |
| Why do you wear it? | |
| Because I like doing makeup. | |
| It's not just for fun. | |
| It's not to enhance your looks at all. | |
| It's also because it makes me feel more confident. | |
| Why does it make you feel more confident? | |
| Because I can cover like acne scars and stuff like that. | |
| So you think covering that up would make you a bit more attractive, which would make you more confident? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Sometimes I do crazy makeup where it's like I fucking googly eyes on my face. | |
| So that's just for fun, too. | |
| I just. | |
| There's a difference. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Well, we wouldn't put it on if it didn't make a difference. | |
| Exactly. | |
| You're in a grand. | |
| That was a good point. | |
| Good talk. | |
| Good talk. | |
| Okay. | |
| Good talk, people. | |
| Let's see what. | |
| But not everybody puts it on to make a big difference. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Some people just put on like a little mascara. | |
| Eyeliner. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, she just has an eyeliner and mascara on. | |
| If you're really worried about it. | |
| Take a shower with someone, and if you don't think they're cute after they take it, I like a lot of it. | |
| Well, she emo, so I also don't wear eyeliner a lot some days. | |
| It just depends on the day. | |
| Should we do a makeup removal camera? | |
| I spent time on this and we'll take pictures later. | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| You just showed pictures of me without makeup, so why wouldn't you? | |
| You can take pictures of me too without makeup. | |
| You know, I just, I'm tired of all these men lying on dating apps about their height and their job and their career and their penis size. | |
| And I just, I'm looking for women to, you know, kind of, you know, bring that same energy, you know? | |
| Like, maybe we can stop squishing our titties together and make them look bigger. | |
| And if you're just like a job interview with no makeup on, I feel like that wouldn't be. | |
| Like, even for cosmetology school, I was told to put on makeup and do my hair every day because that's professional. | |
| That is the same thing. | |
| And that is evidence of sexism against women. | |
| The expectation that y'all bear wear makeup. | |
| Yeah, and it's like they expect, like, I'm not going to be taking like I'm going to look like I just rolled out of bed if I'm not wearing any makeup. | |
| All I'm saying is. | |
| Hear me out, ladies. | |
| All I'm saying is this. | |
| Back in the 1800s, bitches were not wearing makeup and still getting dick. | |
| That's all I'm saying, bro. | |
| You can still get dick without makeup. | |
| Think about it. | |
| Because guys like anything. | |
| But that's not why we're wearing anything. | |
| Guys like anything. | |
| Guys like anything? | |
| Yeah. | |
| As long as the other day, my friend told me guys like anything as long as you're like. | |
| Fucking Abraham Lincoln. | |
| Slang and. | |
| Sorry. | |
| What? | |
| No, go ahead. | |
| No, it's fucked up. | |
| Okay, never mind. | |
| Look, I'm just saying, Abraham Lincoln wasn't like. | |
| I only fuck bitches with eyeliner. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Abraham Lincoln was sorry. | |
| Fucking fucked. | |
| Huh? | |
| Because you fuck guys too. | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| What? | |
| Herroneous. | |
| There's no evidence of that. | |
| It's agenda. | |
| She's yanking on your chain, bro. | |
| She's yanking my. | |
| Sorry, sorry. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He's yanking my whatever. | |
| Sorry. | |
| 360 no scope. | |
| I got that. | |
| What? | |
| What's going on? | |
| Good talk. | |
| Good talk. | |
| She said that's a message. | |
| What else we got, Maddie? | |
| You got a question for the girls. | |
| What you got? | |
| No. | |
| Ask one of your F-Boy Friday questions. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| What does a man have to bring to the table to date you? | |
| Are we going in a row or popcorn? | |
| Okay, stable income plus a job and their own apartment or like a place they live. | |
| And fucking, they can pay for my dinner once in a while. | |
| Not every single time, but at least once in a while. | |
| Are there a few guys who pay for your OnlyFans stuff that meet those requirements that you wouldn't date? | |
| I don't know. | |
| There are a lot of guys who have an apartment or a place that they live in a stable income and would want to pay for your dinner once in a while that you wouldn't date. | |
| Yeah, it depends if our personalities mesh. | |
| Why wouldn't you date those guys? | |
| So there's more factors is what I'm saying. | |
| Yeah, there's way more factors. | |
| What are some of the key ones? | |
| Why wouldn't you date the guys who are wanting to date you on your own defense, for example? | |
| I've never met them in real life. | |
| So, but if you met them, you think they'd be good prospects? | |
| Maybe. | |
| I never met them. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It's, you know, it's like the spark when you meet someone. | |
| You can't really like. | |
| Someone could be on paper everything you asked for, but your guys' personalities don't mesh, and the spark just didn't. | |
| It's ineffable. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Thought son or thought daughter. | |
| What? | |
| It's gay son or thought daughter. | |
| Oh, my bad. | |
| I'll have you know. | |
| Rachel coined a new term. | |
| What is it? | |
| Scunt. | |
| Skunt? | |
| What is that? | |
| Oh, boy. | |
| Like a skanky skunt. | |
| No. | |
| Skank? | |
| Oh, skank cunt. | |
| Yes. | |
| I like that. | |
| The scunt. | |
| She says they're a bunch of windy dumpster diving garbage pail scunts. | |
| Damn. | |
| Us? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I mean, I don't know who she's talking about. | |
| I would love to. | |
| It's a new coin term, I guess. | |
| She got me down, bro. | |
| So fun. | |
| That was good. | |
| Rachel, she should add that to the dictionary. | |
| What's up? | |
| What you got? | |
| What you got? | |
| I don't know if we were just going around the table with this question or only asking Caleb, but persistence and loyalty, loyalty. | |
| Probably. | |
| Oh, like what you want a guy to bring to the table. | |
| By the way, TTS is now 69. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Just be nice and respectful to me and care about my little siblings and my dog. | |
| Is it one of those tiny purse dogs? | |
| No, he's a pit bull. | |
| Oh. | |
| Love those. | |
| He's really cute. | |
| But I don't know. | |
| I don't really have great standards, to be honest. | |
| I kind of like men that are bums. | |
| Not by choice. | |
| Like Wendy's garbage pail bums. | |
| Nah. | |
| What? | |
| Nah, just more like almost. | |
| Oh, bitch, honie's room. | |
| Almost a lot going on here. | |
| For me, I like someone who is loyal, dedicated, cares about me in my interests, supports my career. | |
| They don't have to be rich, but someone who does have a stable income. | |
| And yeah. | |
| I don't know, man. | |
| That sounds like a lot of work. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Nia? | |
| The main thing for me would be loyalty and funny for sure. | |
| Funny, okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| First off, a man of God. | |
| And then protector, provider, family-oriented, respectable, kind. | |
| Those are like the top things. | |
| Which God? | |
| The only God. | |
| Yeah, which one is that for you? | |
| Well, God, God the Father. | |
| Yeah, but which one is it? | |
| The Christian? | |
| Yeah, a Christian God. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm not a silly question. | |
| Well, it's not a silly question because you could have a completely different answer, right? | |
| You could say, you could say, I don't know, the Hindu god or whatever you thought was that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then going back around the table. | |
| So you guys all just answered what you want a guy to bring to the table. | |
| What do you bring to the table? | |
| I'm funny. | |
| I don't know pretty. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And, you know, got that cute laugh. | |
| Who told you that? | |
| That you were funny? | |
| Now, I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes, the right look, you can be very striking. | |
| There you go. | |
| That's true, I guess. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It's very geography. | |
| All my friends say I'm really funny. | |
| You are. | |
| Does it correlate with men who want to sleep with you that they also say you're funny? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Can you tell us a joke? | |
| Not on the spot, but like, I've heard you guys laugh. | |
| I definitely made you guys laugh, bro. | |
| At least in the last five hours. | |
| You don't think I made you laugh? | |
| I think the eye twitch the eye twitch was pretty good the eye twitch was good the eye twitch was good yeah Brian just laughed so you're hella funny bro He's holding that up, and I'm loyal. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And I'm honest. | |
| Okay, what about you? | |
| I'm loyal and I'm caring. | |
| It's beautiful. | |
| I almost touched it. | |
| It's beautiful. | |
| All right, what about you? | |
| I am a very accepting. | |
| What? | |
| What the what she brings to the table? | |
| Yeah, I guess I have some Narcan. | |
| Me too. | |
| We should probably keep some at the studio. | |
| Do any of you have one we can call? | |
| No. | |
| Just buy it yourself. | |
| You guys just got donating like thousands of dollars. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Where'd you buy that? | |
| You know how much that is in taxes, though? | |
| It's so much. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm a crazy person, and I probably shouldn't be in a relationship right now. | |
| I may bring a lot to the table, but oh, yeah. | |
| The more gay, the better. | |
| Well, that's what you said you're in a relationship with a gay guy or five dollars. | |
| No, I don't know. | |
| I got in a relationship. | |
| I don't know if you're not with a lava pizza. | |
| No, yes. | |
| No. | |
| Nope. | |
| Focal pineapple. | |
| Belong some pizza. | |
| It's nope. | |
| And they're like it on chicken and barbecue. | |
| Wait, so what? | |
| What do you bring? | |
| Pure scum. | |
| Thank you, Aqualica. | |
| I bring copious amounts of fun and loyalty and money and I don't know. | |
| I'm not sure if you're a friend donated $69. | |
| Saying you're loyal when you do love is like trusting a wet fart. | |
| Bro, you are. | |
| Thank you, Metro Matt. | |
| Is the audio a boost at all? | |
| You like wet farts in your mouth. | |
| Yeah, you're the wet fart here, buddy. | |
| Yo, thank you, Metro Matt. | |
| Appreciate it, man. | |
| Thank you, thank you. | |
| No way. | |
| We love Matt. | |
| And she's donated a lot of his hard-earned money to this podcast instead of to OnlyFans girls. | |
| And I think that's so different. | |
| We are OnlyFans. | |
| I'm sorry, I know, but he's just like that. | |
| He's been donating all night, and like, that's cool and all. | |
| But it's just like, what's the difference between that and donating a lot of money? | |
| Because nobody's here taking their clothes off for him for the purpose of having him masturbate. | |
| That's true. | |
| I get that. | |
| I get that. | |
| I would say that's a pretty big difference. | |
| It's a key difference. | |
| I guess it's up to you to decide what, like, you guys don't agree with that. | |
| We think that OnlyFans and all that shit is fine. | |
| Do you think this is sex work? | |
| I don't think this is sex work, but I think that this is just as bad as it is. | |
| You guys are probably out there bringing sex workers on here because they eat it slowly. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I think it's like the same thing. | |
| It's literally, even though it's not the same thing. | |
| It's literally not the same thing. | |
| I just think it is. | |
| Especially when you say the word literally. | |
| I'm not off of OnlyFans girls. | |
| But if you say the word literally, it means it's exactly the same. | |
| So it's literally not the same thing. | |
| But let's just take literally off the table and just say it's kind of like this. | |
| It's not even kind of like that. | |
| I guess. | |
| It's kind of like it in the same way that you, I don't know, send a check to the IRS, right? | |
| Then that means that that's kind of like OnlyFans. | |
| The IRS. | |
| But she made a good point. | |
| There's an awful lot of OnlyFans girls on your channel. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Let's actually get into that. | |
| Let's debunk this claim. | |
| I mean, actually sending money to the IRS, they're fucking you in the ass. | |
| So it is kind of like it's kind of like OnlyFans. | |
| Austin, can you pull up the stats? | |
| I think search downloads folder stats. | |
| Search the stunts folder, please. | |
| Or the downloads. | |
| I think it's the downloads. | |
| I'm not even saying you guys have more OnlyFans girls. | |
| That doesn't make a difference. | |
| There's an awful lot of OnlyFans girls. | |
| I bet one in every 20 famous. | |
| Awful lot. | |
| So, okay, look, you brought this thing. | |
| So 20% of the girls who've been on the show, we've done the stats on this. | |
| It's 20%. | |
| Our OnlyFans girls are. | |
| Yeah. | |
| From like the whole time. | |
| It's higher. | |
| Look, granted, it's higher than the amount of OnlyFans girls in the population. | |
| But like, people say, you only, bro, it's an OF ad agency. | |
| You only bring OnlyFans girls on. | |
| This panel actually is one of the first in a very, very long time. | |
| I can't even remember the last time we had a pre-domination of like sex worker girls on the panel. | |
| And that's also because we had a couple flakes today. | |
| But, or no, no shows and flakes. | |
| I mean, Andrew, you've been on a bunch of recent panels. | |
| Jake, you've been on a bunch of recent panels. | |
| I mean, usually it's been like the past one or two. | |
| Yeah, it's definitely going in a direction of like less. | |
| Maybe notice. | |
| Maybe people say that because like I think like your most like popular videos or like at least clips. | |
| Most popular ones are from feminists and political takes. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| But like, you know, Delilah, like Tamagotchi girl. | |
| I feel like I kick it off for using a fucking Tamagotchi. | |
| Did you know her, by the way? | |
| Yes. | |
| Oh, can you read this, Kayla? | |
| Go ahead. | |
| So, da-da-da, according to Pippi Longstockings, she will let me smash that arse if I'm nice to her too. | |
| Pippi Longstocking. | |
| She wants someone to treat her like shit and tell her she's a monkey. | |
| Okay, no idea what that means. | |
| But green eyes, thank you for what? | |
| Not very nice, but okay. | |
| I actually love to go. | |
| Yeah, I mean, I know the Tamagotchi girl, I wouldn't even say that's our most viral. | |
| Well, like Metro Macdonated $69. | |
| Stay mad, pause. | |
| If selling your body makes you lack that much confidence, you're clearly doing something wrong. | |
| MetroMad, thank you. | |
| Do you have the stats really quick, Austin, then I'll. | |
| Yeah, it's a it's a it's yeah, that should be fun. | |
| It's just pure cope, right? | |
| Pure cope. | |
| The idea is like women, women who are engaged in sex work always want to create these absurd justifications by saying, Well, what's the difference between what I'm doing and what you're doing? | |
| It's like, I'm not doing sex work. | |
| That's the fucking difference. | |
| Well, you haven't changed my mind at all. | |
| I still think the same thing. | |
| Who cares if I haven't changed my mind? | |
| I'm very open to, like, I want to understand your thought process. | |
| Okay, well, let me give you my thought process. | |
| You ready? | |
| Sex work is immoral. | |
| Yes or no? | |
| It's moral or immoral. | |
| Depends on what the sex work I do is not. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Okay. | |
| What type of sex work is? | |
| I kind of think that, like, I 100% think prostitution is immoral. | |
| That's very sad. | |
| And pimping yourself out is. | |
| Why is prostitution immoral? | |
| Because it messes with your mental health. | |
| And it is proven that the more that people, not just women, people in general, have like different partners and stuff, the less it is. | |
| It makes it harder for them to connect in a human way. | |
| Okay, but I don't understand. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I think that OnlyFans does not do that. | |
| Let's back up a little bit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Prostitution is immoral because the outcomes are bad. | |
| Okay. | |
| So then, if I could demonstrate for you that for OnlyFans girls, the outcomes are usually also bad, would you then say that OnlyFans was bad? | |
| Well, I mean, I just am not in that situation. | |
| The outcome is not a problem. | |
| I guess I just don't understand. | |
| You said prostitution bad, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And it's this because the outcomes are bad. | |
| So therefore, prostitution bad, right? | |
| It's not great. | |
| Okay, so then if it's immoral, you said immoral. | |
| I mean, I'm just using your word. | |
| I don't think it's immoral. | |
| I think it's sad. | |
| Perfect. | |
| Is any sex work immoral? | |
| I guess not particularly. | |
| Is anything immoral? | |
| When it's like pimps. | |
| Bad, bad stuff. | |
| Yeah, that's immoral. | |
| Why is that immoral? | |
| Because it's like against their will. | |
| It's like trafficking. | |
| What? | |
| And like. | |
| It's not against their will. | |
| I mean, you could have a situation where you had prostitutes who willingly had pimps who protected them, right? | |
| There are a lot of money. | |
| It's fun, I guess. | |
| Well, I mean, yeah, you have to hire people. | |
| Hang on, hang on. | |
| Hang on. | |
| One at a time, one at a time. | |
| If you're like a prostitute just on your own and like don't have a pimp that takes a cut or like whatever, then I think that's their choice. | |
| Why would a pimp be immoral? | |
| If the pimp says, okay, I'll protect you. | |
| I get 30% of your proceeds. | |
| And the woman agrees, is that immoral? | |
| But it's not always that simple. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| But when it is that simple, is that immoral? | |
| No, not immoral. | |
| Well, then having a pimp is not immoral. | |
| You're talking about coercion being immoral. | |
| You're talking about force being immoral. | |
| I can agree. | |
| That is what I'm saying. | |
| Warlord 69U who donated $69. | |
| Chair 1, 2, and 3 are just mad. | |
| They can't spend Brian's money on drugs. | |
| Quick prosth chair number one looks like a man without makeup one-tenth. | |
| Number two looks like she smells three-tenths. | |
| Number three probably actually smells one-tenth. | |
| She smells really good. | |
| So. | |
| Bro, what? | |
| Okay. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Yeah, so back to this. | |
| When you're making these moral claims, you're actually saying things other than pimping are moral. | |
| You're saying if a pimp acts in an immoral way, it's immoral. | |
| Like when she physically doesn't have any more choices and her rights have been taken away by a person who is selling her body for her, that has messed up and that happens very commonly. | |
| It starts off with like I don't, okay, hang on. | |
| I don't disagree. | |
| That could even become, let's just say it's like 99% of the time. | |
| Who cares? | |
| If being a pimp itself is not the thing you think is immoral, right? | |
| It's how a pimp behaves you think is immoral, correct? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So, I mean, if that's the case, then I still don't even understand your objection to prostitution. | |
| If there's a pimp, as long as the pimp is. | |
| I guess you're right. | |
| Like, I just don't like it when it's like a trafficking situation. | |
| That is immoral. | |
| That would be so funny. | |
| Right? | |
| Nobody does, right? | |
| But this, but getting kind of back to the claim here, right? | |
| Is there any form of sex work you think is immoral? | |
| No. | |
| No, I do not. | |
| Now that we have established. | |
| No, I do not. | |
| Wasn't prostitution one of the first jobs girls are allowed to do? | |
| Jesus was friends with a prostitute. | |
| Like, that's her name. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm not claiming to know anything about the Bible or anything. | |
| Was her name Mary Magdalene? | |
| Don't know? | |
| You just know that he was friends with a prostitute. | |
| You don't know what her name was? | |
| No, I stopped going to church when I was a kid. | |
| That's a myth, by the way. | |
| Mary Magdalene wasn't a prostitute. | |
| But anyway, so that aside, though, when you say, okay, it's the oldest profession, I would even concede that it could be. | |
| I don't think it is. | |
| But so what? | |
| Like, so what? | |
| I would say one of the oldest professions is mercenary work. | |
| You think that killing people is moral? | |
| Right? | |
| For a woman. | |
| Yeah, for a man. | |
| Is it moral for men to take mercenary? | |
| No, right. | |
| So then just saying because it's old doesn't make it moral. | |
| Pentacaine donated $69. | |
| Just admit that SW is the only thing you can do that you want the easy money and don't think about your future. | |
| Keep the show running, Brian. | |
| You are doing the Lord's work. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Wait, hentai, Kame? | |
| Yeah. | |
| What? | |
| Wait, I'm doing. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| Hey, man. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I think I should change your mind, maybe. | |
| Wilfrid donated $69. | |
| I challenge Andrew to a friendly debate on religion and morality. | |
| How do I get in touch? | |
| $10 to $1,000 for a burrito. | |
| We'll talk. | |
| He will be a little bit more than a hundred. | |
| $1,000 super chat gets you a champagne pop, plus, Andrew eats a burrito on stream. | |
| This guy's hungry. | |
| He's so hungry. | |
| So hungry. | |
| He hasn't eaten in like three businesses. | |
| He's angry, man. | |
| Burrito is going to be closed soon, surely. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So quick boys, I mean, we've got to. | |
| Are we not going to be able to give me a thousand? | |
| Yeah, Jack in the Box is always open. | |
| That's where I usually go. | |
| That's where I usually go after the show. | |
| Oh, the Telecommunications. | |
| I drink it up. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What was that? | |
| I don't know. | |
| That was crazy. | |
| Did you press that? | |
| No, that was Austin. | |
| Okay, bad job. | |
| Wow. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Yeah, that was pretty mean to say to Austin. | |
| He's like such a nice guy. | |
| Fuck boys. | |
| That's what I said. | |
| That was sweaty. | |
| That was mean to say to Austin. | |
| Yeah, he can't. | |
| Austin's the boy, bro. | |
| He can take it. | |
| Should we? | |
| You know what? | |
| I think. | |
| Oh, he had it coming, huh? | |
| He had a comment because he can take it. | |
| No, he likes it. | |
| Is it? | |
| Oh, Deco. | |
| Thank you for the consents. | |
| Wait, what happened? | |
| No consent. | |
| I didn't hear any consent from Austin. | |
| Austin doesn't consent to that. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| I'm just kidding, I swear. | |
| Yo, Deco, thank you for the gift of 10 subs. | |
| Is it if a man doesn't want to date a trans woman? | |
| Is that wrong? | |
| No, what? | |
| Or transphobic. | |
| Anyone that thinks that's wrong is stupid. | |
| Sorry, what? | |
| Anyone that thinks that that is wrong is dumb. | |
| You can date who you want to date, and you can have your own opinions. | |
| Just like if you. | |
| If a man has sex with a trans woman, is he gay? | |
| Yeah. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| That is a better question. | |
| Is he getting fucked in the ass? | |
| Is that what's then? | |
| Yes. | |
| That is pretty. | |
| Let's just say he's not. | |
| Let's just say he's not. | |
| He's doing the fucking of somebody who identifies. | |
| So if a man fucks a chick in the ass, he's gay. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| What? | |
| That's an excessive told the analysis gay. | |
| Actually, no, you're right, because I mean, shit, pegging's a thing and stuff. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I mean, if she if she identifies as a woman, then she is a woman. | |
| So, so this is somebody who has had no surgery, but they decide that they identified as a woman. | |
| Does it make him gay if he has sex with that trans woman? | |
| Starting with you. | |
| Sorry, Cecil. | |
| I don't think it makes him gay, but I'm just thinking about like sunny in Philadelphia right now. | |
| Like, it's always sunny in Philadelphia. | |
| It's always sunny in Philadelphia. | |
| Yeah, like when Mac and all that stuff, he was gay in the end, though. | |
| So, like, I don't know. | |
| Is it straight? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I've castinated $69. | |
| Brian, you are lost in the forest for days. | |
| Would you rather come across Desiree hot and ready for you? | |
| May possibly SA you or come across the fatest burrito left behind from a previous hiker. | |
| Or come across it? | |
| Yeah, the fattest burrito. | |
| This is a good question. | |
| The fattest burrito ever, Brian. | |
| The fattest. | |
| The burrito ever. | |
| The yacht. | |
| Oh, bro. | |
| I'll take the burrito. | |
| I take the burrito all day. | |
| So, you guys. | |
| You can take a burrito. | |
| I ate the burrito. | |
| I made a burrito earlier. | |
| It was good. | |
| This is like the biggest burrito. | |
| Oh, my lord. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Are you guys talking? | |
| What do you think burrito is, bro? | |
| I think it's part of Hispanic cuisine, Brian. | |
| It is part. | |
| Yeah, you're right. | |
| It's just part of Hispanic cuisine. | |
| I mean, the Hispanics might say, well, it's very Americanized. | |
| You know, in Mexico, there's not a lot of burritos. | |
| You know, it's not like a main thing, like in Mexico or in Latin America. | |
| It's not very common. | |
| It's very American. | |
| I think Americans are not afraid of that. | |
| It's an American Hispanic tradition. | |
| It's like Taco. | |
| Is Taco Bell Mexican food? | |
| No. | |
| No, actually, the only place in the world Taco Bell ever failed was Mexico. | |
| Did you know that? | |
| I did not. | |
| And Australia as well. | |
| It's not gone so great. | |
| You should. | |
| Wait, so okay, going back to the question, though, is it Jake's question, reframing it a little bit, is it straight for a guy to have sex with a trans woman? | |
| No. | |
| Gay. | |
| Because it's straight. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Maybe that's pansexual. | |
| I don't know. | |
| What's your answer? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Makes him gay. | |
| Wait, say that one more time? | |
| Pansexual. | |
| No. | |
| That's what I'm talking about. | |
| That's what he's doing with me. | |
| That's what he's missing. | |
| What do you think? | |
| What do you think? | |
| Are we still on the same topic? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Because I'm pretty sure. | |
| I must have missed a mind. | |
| Is it straight for a man to have sex with a trans woman? | |
| I mean, I don't think it does even straight, but I don't think it's gay. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It's like. | |
| Yeah, it's like, it's like, I don't know. | |
| You are what you are. | |
| I would never be like, you're gay for doing that. | |
| That's disrespectful because that's not a man. | |
| You just say that. | |
| Like, are you only? | |
| Do you think that you're only gay if you self-identify as being gay? | |
| Goo. | |
| That's it? | |
| That's the only way that makes you gay? | |
| I think everyone's a little gay. | |
| What if you sucked 100 dicks and you never interacted with a woman at all? | |
| That you said, I'm straight. | |
| Well, it's only 100. | |
| That's just a closet engagement. | |
| Only 100. | |
| You're only gay if you suck at least a thousand dicks. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| No! | |
| I accept that definition. | |
| Yeah, I'm not sure. | |
| I don't accept that guess. | |
| So I think if you suck one dick as a guy, you're gay. | |
| But that's just me. | |
| I think if you experimented, if you think about it, you're sucking people experience. | |
| That's under coercion. | |
| I don't think you'd want to experiment if you were completely straight. | |
| They always got to be aware of it. | |
| Come on. | |
| How do you guys deal with them for hours? | |
| Brian, Andrew, and Australian guy are hot. | |
| Andrew, your wife is amazing. | |
| No disrespect to her. | |
| How is that done? | |
| All right. | |
| Then you do this. | |
| Thank you so much for this. | |
| It would be disrespectful to her because he said, or she said, I'm hot. | |
| That's the disrespect part. | |
| Oh, I thought they were saying that Jake was hot. | |
| Well, I mean, perhaps you can't read, but what he said was true. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| Your answer to the question? | |
| Straight. | |
| Wait, it would be straight. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Your answer? | |
| No. | |
| Nope. | |
| Not straight. | |
| Not straight. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right. | |
| You're gay. | |
| Guess we all are gay then. | |
| He really enjoyed that. | |
| For the ones who said that it would be straight, what does it mean to be gay? | |
| You are whatever you put your mind to. | |
| What does it mean to be gay? | |
| You like your same sex. | |
| Or gender. | |
| The same sex. | |
| Same gender. | |
| The same gender. | |
| I'm not gay, so I don't know. | |
| Are you a cat? | |
| No, I'm not a fucking cat. | |
| Did you know what a cat is? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| So you think that to be gay, it means to like your to sexually be interested in your own sex? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Is it a trans man is your own sex? | |
| A trans woman is still the same sex as you if you're a man? | |
| I think that's concerning like pansexual, because that's like anything or everything, right? | |
| So much you can do. | |
| How about you over here? | |
| I think that it is, I don't know. | |
| Did you see that? | |
| No, I still agree with that, but like that is definitely just like it's not str it's not straight, but it's not gay. | |
| It's pan for sure. | |
| What is this pansexual? | |
| Does it mean you like having sex? | |
| You fuck anyone. | |
| You fuck anyone, bro. | |
| You do what you want to do. | |
| You have no judgment. | |
| You love everyone. | |
| You do your thing. | |
| You'll fuck men, women, trans women, trans men. | |
| And like cast iron pots, I think. | |
| I think you like what you like, and there shouldn't be any judgment. | |
| So rude. | |
| My apologies. | |
| Let me. | |
| Perhaps I can take a stab at this a different way. | |
| You're in a kingdom, and the king has his scepter, and he puts the scepter down, and he decrees unto all of the peoples that ifeth a manneth sucketh a singleth dicketh, he is gayeth. | |
| Okay, and he decrees this. | |
| I think that's fine. | |
| Would any of you argue? | |
| That would be horrible. | |
| Would any of you argue with this king? | |
| No, he has a staff. | |
| Yeah, I'm doing it. | |
| I listen to whatever the king says. | |
| You can argue. | |
| You can argue. | |
| You can say no. | |
| Will he smite you? | |
| You can say he won't do anything bad to you. | |
| You can go and tell the king why he's wrong. | |
| Telleth the king why he's wrong when he maketh the proclamation. | |
| If you sucketh a single dick, you are gayeth. | |
| What would your argument? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Got it. | |
| Okay. | |
| To you, what would your argument to the king be? | |
| Cronchosaurus. | |
| Answered. | |
| What would your argument be to the king? | |
| Oh, well. | |
| You didn't even hear the question. | |
| What would your argument be to the king? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I would just, I mean, if he's not going to smite me, then I'd probably laugh at him the way I've been laughing at you guys. | |
| Just like, okay. | |
| All right, big man, if that's how you want to feel. | |
| What's your argument to the king? | |
| Sir, if. | |
| I swear if. | |
| He did not suck my dick if. | |
| I swear I gave it. | |
| Yeah, I know, but so then, but would he be gay if? | |
| Sir if. | |
| No if. | |
| Why not if? | |
| Therefore, no. | |
| Wherefore I'll be able to do that. | |
| How did you lose a hypothetical old English argument in four sec. | |
| How is that even possible? | |
| I lowkey thought it was funny. | |
| So, boom, scepter, right? | |
| He's gay. | |
| You suck a dick. | |
| You're gay. | |
| Why is the king wrong? | |
| Because they were actually a female, and that was just a really big clit. | |
| Yeah, it's not. | |
| It's a penis. | |
| It's an actual penis. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You don't know. | |
| Okay, got it. | |
| I don't think he's wrong. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, the king's not wrong. | |
| But if a girl, like, experiments with another girl, does that mean they're lesbian? | |
| Lesbians don't anything. | |
| Let's be real. | |
| That's just bullshit. | |
| It's bullshit, Cope. | |
| And every girl, every girl you talk to who was a lesbian came up off that old pogo stick at some point. | |
| Every single one of them. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| I'll tell you what. | |
| Just go ahead and tell me that you know lesbians who never had sex with a guy. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| They did and they didn't like it. | |
| But they did. | |
| Yeah, and then they ended up getting married. | |
| But they had sex with a guy, right? | |
| Because it's normal. | |
| Like, you grow up. | |
| What's really interesting is when you look at the stats, you know that a lot of gay men don't have sex with women, but almost all lesbians have sex with men. | |
| Yeah, probably because they're like... | |
| Probably because lesbians are just bullshit. | |
| Everyone knows it. | |
| Then why didn't they get my friend here proposed to her? | |
| Yeah, they'll be divorced in four years, and she'll be back with a guy in six. | |
| That's what the stats show. | |
| Yeah, they'll stop beating each other up real soon. | |
| Yep. | |
| Yep. | |
| So, guys, we are going to do the roast session, guys. | |
| We're going to do a roast session, then we're going to wrap up the show. | |
| $20 TTS. | |
| So if you want, get it in, guys. | |
| Streamlabs.com slash whatever. | |
| $20 TTS. | |
| Also, you got, before they start flowing in, why don't we go to Twitch? | |
| Guys, go to twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| Drop us a follow and a prime sub if you have Amazon Prime. | |
| You're able to link it to your Twitch. | |
| It's a quick for easy way to support the show every single month. | |
| And also, guys, you can send a Prime. | |
| I know some people watch this on Spotify, Amazon Music, Apple Podcasts, whatever it is. | |
| You watch it afterwards on YouTube, Twitch, wherever it is. | |
| Look at all those follows. | |
| We don't need to be live on Twitch. | |
| They're just coming in, Brian. | |
| Let's follow. | |
| You can do a Prime sub, even if we're not live. | |
| You can just go to our channel page and you can still do it. | |
| So guys, drop us a Prime sub. | |
| If you have one, drop us a follow. | |
| Yo, Doggin, Richard, thank you for the Prime. | |
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| Dude, thank you so much, man, for the five subs. | |
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| Sue Lin, thank you for the Prime. | |
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| And then also guys, we have a Discord, discord.gg slash whatever. | |
| Guys, we post all the cool BTS stuff that goes on on there. | |
| I post all the hate mail. | |
| This TWAT guy, third time we've encountered, well, this is from the second time, but we've encountered him three, four times now at this point. | |
| I don't know, it's Stream Sniper or some shit. | |
| Discord.gg slash whatever. | |
| You sign up through patreon.com slash whatever. | |
| Be sure to check it out, boys. | |
| A lot of cool stuff out there. | |
| A lot of cool stuff. | |
| And we got a cool little community, guys. | |
| So Fashizzle. | |
| Fashizzle, also, please support my non-profit big lady. | |
| Also, still this. | |
| It's Jordan with her faker's eyebrows. | |
| Finally, I've been waiting all night to say this. | |
| These are real. | |
| 100%, baby. | |
| Six pack chat donated $20. | |
| Andrew and Jake, how do you listen to this and not feel a deep cynicism for the future of Western civilization? | |
| Our society is sick to its core, and these women happily vote. | |
| Genetic at dead ends, man. | |
| Genetic dead ends. | |
| That's the optimistic type. | |
| Do you guys want kids or kids one day? | |
| I want to adopt. | |
| Sorry, I want to adopt. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you want kids? | |
| I don't want to adopt, yeah. | |
| Do you want kids? | |
| No. | |
| No kids. | |
| No. | |
| Who here's on birth control? | |
| Just go. | |
| Wait, wait. | |
| Hey, who here wants kids? | |
| Just raise your hand if you want kids. | |
| No, not to adopt. | |
| To actually birth them. | |
| Oh, I want to birth one child. | |
| But sure. | |
| I think so, yeah. | |
| So, for two of you, maybe you. | |
| I want to birth one child and then adopt the rest. | |
| But if you couldn't birth a child, would you care if you just adopted? | |
| No. | |
| Okay. | |
| Rachel donated $20. | |
| Only witches hate babies. | |
| Trailer park peepee. | |
| Babies are innocent. | |
| Be ashamed. | |
| Enjoy living in the hell you created for yourself. | |
| Oh, you guys got a response to Rachel Wilson? | |
| I doubt that that was the real Rachel Wilson. | |
| Okay. | |
| Probably, probably not the real. | |
| Just show of hands. | |
| Who yours on birth control? | |
| Are you asking? | |
| No, no, no, girl. | |
| Are you? | |
| There is no male birth control. | |
| Besides watching anime. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| Clay donated $20. | |
| Yo, shout out country pumpkin pip belongs stuck in the corner. | |
| Also, pretty sure I saw Chair One on Tokyo drift backing that up on a car bumper. | |
| You were backing it up on the car bumper in Tokyo Journal? | |
| No donated $20. | |
| Brian, do you really take the burrito all day long? | |
| He takes that. | |
| Bro, let's can we please not see. | |
| See, isn't she funny? | |
| Isn't she funny? | |
| Yeah, she making me laugh. | |
| I've been waiting for you to make one of them laugh. | |
| Snitches underscore get underscore stitches donated $20. | |
| Brian, mukbang 40 big beefy burritos on a live stream or snitch on your burrow. | |
| 40 big beefy eat them? | |
| Oh, yeah, you gotta put them all in your mouth, bro. | |
| You're muted again, guys. | |
| I missed what Jordan said. | |
| That's full of shit. | |
| You heard me. | |
| Is she muted? | |
| No. | |
| I don't think there's any audio issues. | |
| She said her eyebrows are real. | |
| Feminists are underscore pure underscore evil donated $20. | |
| First time commenter, sorry, but if you put you antler on a dog, it doesn't make him a moose. | |
| You can't turn into something you're not. | |
| By the way, Brian, do you like your burritos wet or dry? | |
| Dry. | |
| I like dry burritos. | |
| And if you donated $20, Andrew debate why taco is better than burrito to Brian. | |
| Well, you see, Brian. | |
| I'm going to tell you what my dad told me when I was younger. | |
| Which is that Long Paladins donated $20. | |
| That's the nature of the nature of the situation. | |
| I watched whatever podcast and play World of Warcraft. | |
| Oh, I should have said that World of Horror Creators kind of natural male birth control. | |
| Yeah, or League of Legends. | |
| We need to get a male birth control, I feel like. | |
| Just a minute. | |
| But you too. | |
| It's literally pulling out. | |
| No, I think they end with the main one. | |
| It's just like there's too many side effects, but the side effects are like the exact same as women. | |
| I interjate male birth control is extremely safe, and there's almost no side effects. | |
| Old man Marine donated $20. | |
| My bad. | |
| That was my connection. | |
| Yeah, there's almost no side effects. | |
| They had it out in Europe. | |
| I think they still do. | |
| To what? | |
| For male birth control, it eliminates the semen portion of the or the sperm portion of the semen. | |
| And it's not like spring. | |
| Help. | |
| I think I'm buggered boys. | |
| I might be buggered. | |
| The fuck does that mean? | |
| Like, bothered? | |
| Nice. | |
| Buggered is British slang for, I think, uh Ganwit 90 donated $20. | |
| Ladies, what's scare? | |
| A man plowing a trans woman or a man stuffing a burrito up is fat dumpy. | |
| Burrito burrito underscore girl donated $20. | |
| Question for the panel: How do you guys feel about swingers? | |
| That's hot. | |
| That's really hot. | |
| Hot. | |
| You want to do it? | |
| Hot. | |
| Oh, I'm about four. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I love thinking. | |
| Dial Edino 430 donated $20. | |
| Sorry, but Stefan Mollin you greater than Andrew Wilson. | |
| Children are not more accountable than parents. | |
| Peaceful parenting by Stefan should be required reading for every future generation. | |
| Debate him, Andrew. | |
| Gladly. | |
| Brian's Uber driver donated $20. | |
| Brian, other 32 burritos are here. | |
| I've called twice. | |
| I'm going to leave if you don't hurry up. | |
| Send Maddie. | |
| You heard the man. | |
| Rude. | |
| Rude. | |
| No donated $20. | |
| If Bray meets a burrito in the forest and it gives him gas, does it make a sound? | |
| That was a dumb one, bro. | |
| That was not a good one. | |
| You know what, Noah, you need to silently team up again and get Andrew here. | |
| That was me. | |
| Any woman who publicly declares hatred for innocent babies is a witch and would be dispatched in a polite society. | |
| It was literally a joke. | |
| Not convinced. | |
| Take a damn joke, Reddit. | |
| Take a darn joke. | |
| Take a joke. | |
| Buggered equals being F'd up the. | |
| That's what I thought. | |
| I knew that's what it was. | |
| I knew it. | |
| Yo, Daniel, thank you, man, for the little roast in the chat. | |
| Thank you, sir. | |
| Buggered boys. | |
| The more you know, donated $20. | |
| I saw Brian at Pride holding a sign that said, will show burrito for beads. | |
| Dude, I was there. | |
| Bro, can I see that? | |
| I really want that pic. | |
| I just want some beads, bro. | |
| Okay. | |
| Lichet donated $20. | |
| Brian will never find a girl that will bow to him. | |
| He enjoyed that burrito too much. | |
| I hope my friends are watching this right now. | |
| This is so funny. | |
| I got the bow, bro. | |
| I fuck with Roberto. | |
| RuneScape greater than wow. | |
| That's fucking cold, bro. | |
| You hear coach. | |
| You need a shut the fuck up, okay? | |
| Shut the fuck up. | |
| Get out of here. | |
| Bass player timing donated $20. | |
| I always appreciate the conversation. | |
| Thank you, Priscilla. | |
| How do we change the culture such that attractive females aren't conned into the immediate ostentatious life associated with $20? | |
| I'll go back to that. | |
| If in the ocean, would you rather swim into a random man or random shark? | |
| The bear and shark examples are the same danger, dude. | |
| Please don't vote. | |
| Repeal the 19. | |
| What if I'm voting 2024? | |
| Wait, what if I'm voting for Trump? | |
| C2 donated $20. | |
| I mean, if I'm not sure, I did not reject the show. | |
| I asked for the channel. | |
| JK, all love and props to the entire panel. | |
| P.S. Andrew is the goat. | |
| Yo, C2, thank you so much, man. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| SL underscore I dot D dot underscore five seven eight four five seven thousand three hundred and forty one three hundred and five e donated twenty dollars. | |
| Majority of girl panel yet arguably the least attractive women of the panel too. | |
| Proof that of is not hard work. | |
| Everybody doesn't do it because it's easy, it's because they actually have morals. | |
| Andrew shaves his arms, me so horny. | |
| Oh, it was fucking messed up. | |
| Oh, me so horny! | |
| Me love you long time! | |
| Here's my favorite pickup line. | |
| Are you from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see I eat plank? | |
| Gambit 90 donated 20. | |
| Thank you, Gambit. | |
| Appreciate it, man. | |
| Ladies, if you're hungry, go to the bathroom, knock the wall twice, and Murito will pop up from a discreet glory hole. | |
| Dude, Gambit. | |
| Thank you, Daniel Nosseri donated $20. | |
| All of these women have been. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, I'm waiting for an interesting one. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| The coin. | |
| Tiger Mom donated $20. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Fill your heart with love and know that you are enough just the way you are. | |
| Yo, Tiger Mom. | |
| Thank you so much for the message. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Thank you, Tiger Mom. | |
| Avi donated $20. | |
| Thank you, Avi. | |
| Was Kayla using a Spray Z bottle anywhere in the podcast? | |
| I think I did see that. | |
| What is that? | |
| It's for like congestion or absolutely. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Bye, Spray Z. | |
| It helps you bury it. | |
| Six pack chat donated $20. | |
| Sometimes I wish we could transport modern women back to 12th century rural Scotland to realize how pampered they are in modernity. | |
| I truly think we are doomed. | |
| Not doomed, bro. | |
| Jess White donated $20. | |
| Chair 1 is a spoiled brat that had a mop any time, the attention wasn't on her. | |
| I left home at 15. | |
| All you did was talk victim BS. | |
| Your choice to do sex work, your dad was right to kick you out. | |
| And you only took $20. | |
| Josh donated $20. | |
| I saw Brian with beads of pride and a new sign saying, Watch me make this burrito disappear. | |
| Dude. | |
| Frickin' Josh, man. | |
| Joshy boy. | |
| I was not. | |
| Warlord 69. | |
| You donated $20. | |
| Chair 1, only clowns weathered much makeup. | |
| Chair 3, that gap is wider than the inflation we're experiencing. | |
| Also, you still look like you smell Chair 4's nose must be used to snorting Coke. | |
| If anyone wants to know what Forks Washington is like, it's exactly like Chair 3. | |
| It's pretty there. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Honestly, that's kind of a compliment. | |
| It's super pretty there. | |
| Twilight's awful. | |
| Muse Ashy Blade donated $20. | |
| I was a bouncer for two years and can't tell you how many times I was groped. | |
| Also, the Asian chick does look kinda boyish without makeup, but still hot NGL. | |
| Does that make me gay? | |
| Whatever fan donated $20. | |
| I disagree with Andrew that if girls are genetic dead ends, they have a pool of simps to choose from since traditional men are the minority. | |
| Doesn't matter, they don't get with them till they're in their 30s. | |
| That's it. | |
| Dark Romeo donated $20. | |
| Backright. | |
| When someone leaves the psych ward looking like a nightmare come to life, it'll be hard for you to tell who's more dangerous. | |
| You're the ones following. | |
| Dark Romeo, thank you for the message. | |
| Satoshi Underscore Nakamoto donated $20. | |
| I used to believe in feminism and equality. | |
| Thank you, Andrew and whatever team for waking me up. | |
| Keep up the great work and buy Bitcoin. | |
| I will give you Kiki for a Bitcoin. | |
| Who cares? | |
| Donated $20. | |
| The bear and the man question gets asked a lot. | |
| What about this question? | |
| Which one do you think you can take on in a fist fight? | |
| A bear or a wolf? | |
| I could cook up a wolf. | |
| Wolf, bear, wolf, which who can you take on? | |
| Yeah, wolf, probably easier. | |
| Stay strapped. | |
| Yo, dad, thank you for the big. | |
| No. | |
| Thank you for the sump. | |
| Nemesis donated $20. | |
| Thank you, man. | |
| Discord wanted me to roast the guests, but I be a good mod. | |
| 07 Boss, 07 Andrew, 07 Aussie Rattlesnake, 078 at 19, 07 Morgan. | |
| Kind underscore sus donated $20. | |
| Brian is basically that girl. | |
| He ate a burrito on stream for money. | |
| Anthony Bourdain ate food for money, basically. | |
| I mean, I'm not sure. | |
| I remember they asked you to, and you didn't. | |
| Brian's Grimber Inbox donated $20. | |
| Brian has a burrito in the pink and a taquito in the skin. | |
| That was a good one. | |
| That was a good taquito. | |
| Yeah, I fucking love taquitos. | |
| Big Teddy Goblin Muncher donated $20. | |
| Would you rather take $1 million or continue on Levan? | |
| That is such a good idea. | |
| $1 million. | |
| $1 million? | |
| Yeah, after taxes. | |
| Wait, after taxes? | |
| After taxes. | |
| After taxes. | |
| I would wife makeup or no makeup. | |
| Aw, hushy. | |
| I love that person. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Very stupid person. | |
| Rude. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| I really like. | |
| Hard times create strong men. | |
| Strong men create easy times. | |
| Good times create easy men. | |
| Weak men create hard times. | |
| What created all the whores and nursery donated $20. | |
| Thank you, Daniel. | |
| Buggery was a privilege only available for sheep in the past. | |
| How times have changed. | |
| We found a cure for syphilis, and that was the end of that. | |
| Yo, thank you, Daniel. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Gambit 90 donated $20. | |
| Thank you, Andrew. | |
| Would love to hear your thoughts on Netflix documentary The Man with 1000 Kids. | |
| No accountability from the women. | |
| Also, charity 3 looks like anxiety from In and Out 2. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| Command of the Med Tech donated $20. | |
| We need a new sign for Brian. | |
| My Dumpy Matters 2. | |
| He needs to be able to support his burrito habit. | |
| For real. | |
| What? | |
| Burrito slots deserve recognition too. | |
| I want burrito, bro. | |
| Bineapple underscore girl donated $20. | |
| Brian, why are you so picky with women? | |
| I'm starting to think you're gay. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Picky with women? | |
| Bro, just be like, big labia matter. | |
| That's a woman saying that. | |
| Brian's favourite. | |
| That's it. | |
| Just have a big labyrinth. | |
| I can't wait to be inside Brian. | |
| Watch! | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Ethan Johnson donated $20. | |
| Andrew is a legend at debate. | |
| Keep up God's work by showing the delusion these women live in. | |
| Will do. | |
| Yo, Ethan, thank you so much, man. | |
| Lung donated $20. | |
| Great stream. | |
| As always, thank you for the content. | |
| Andrew and Brian are the goats. | |
| Christ is Lord. | |
| Absolutely. | |
| Thank you so much, man. | |
| Really appreciate the message. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| The Rosetta Stone donated $20. | |
| If I come across a woman wanting help in a forest, my answer is: I don't wish to offend an empowered woman. | |
| Rely on your psych/slash poly SCI degree or seek solace from a bear. | |
| Good luck and think positive. | |
| Jess White donated $20. | |
| Thank you, Jess. | |
| Share one. | |
| I am married with kids. | |
| You will end up alone with your cats. | |
| No man wants to put up with that. | |
| Best to partner up with one of your simps. | |
| You have brought shame on your family. | |
| Whatever fan donated $20. | |
| Whether of girls get with traditional men or not, many still do end up marrying simps. | |
| Yep. | |
| Majority of men and passing on their genes. | |
| It's not correct. | |
| Breedable. | |
| Dude, I do think it's cope. | |
| Ethan Johnson donated $20. | |
| No one agree with you. | |
| They're proof. | |
| Okay, I'll pause this. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| So here's the proof. | |
| What's the proof? | |
| Let's hear it. | |
| If women are getting married in the 30s, they're only averaging out one kid. | |
| So you need the genetics of the simp and the OF skank to continue, right? | |
| So if you only have one kid, right? | |
| Then this is going to gradually reduce over time. | |
| They become genetic dead ends, whereas the religious continue to have more and more children. | |
| The secularist, OnlyFans Girls, things like this continue to have less and less. | |
| Oh, I'm not even talking about that. | |
| It's more so like there's this cope about, oh, you know, these women, whether they do OF or, you know, the older career women, whatever it is, oh, you know, they're not going to be able to find a partner. | |
| They're not going to be able to do that. | |
| I don't agree with that. | |
| Like, I mean, they got dating on easy mode as it has it anyways. | |
| But they don't settle down with these simps until they're 30. | |
| Until they're in their 30s. | |
| And so when that happens, what happens to their biological clock? | |
| You can only breed, right, X amount of years in your 30s. | |
| But okay, if they get married at 30, women are getting pregnant into their late 30s. | |
| And they're averaging one kid. | |
| Then they can adopt. | |
| So that's going to be a remodeling dead end. | |
| It's more so just like. | |
| Two billion overpopulated. | |
| The average cat ladies in the loan. | |
| Yeah, I totally agree with that cat lady thing. | |
| I feel like that's total cope. | |
| Yeah. | |
| The genetic dead end thing, that's my argument. | |
| I agree with you there. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Yeah, I think that's fair. | |
| Yo, Josh, thank you. | |
| Okay, real talk. | |
| Miss Taik Pan sexual and the skunt with a tongue in between her teeth have to be hitting that galaxy gets. | |
| No one can really be that dumb right. | |
| Ignore all positive comments. | |
| Can we roast Nia a little bit? | |
| She did $20. | |
| So many, so many. | |
| Brian's new name, I decree, is Fanny McLongbottom. | |
| Dude, Fanny McLongbottom, bro. | |
| Seriously, dude? | |
| How are you going to. | |
| Don Becker donated $20. | |
| Andrew, we should play the clip where you made that Irish feminist lose her SHIT and rage quit on street. | |
| That was pretty funny. | |
| Yo, Don, thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| But I rage quit like four times tonight. | |
| He did. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Smoke. | |
| Quit. | |
| Yo, Outcast, thank you, man. | |
| Outcast donated $20. | |
| Brian, what do you have to bring to the table? | |
| Besides burritos. | |
| Ciao, ciao, ciao. | |
| Yo, I'll answer. | |
| Here, I'll pause this for you. | |
| I'll answer this question. | |
| What do I bring to the table? | |
| Look, I'm in my what's what's the soft guy era? | |
| Soft guy era. | |
| Is that what it's called? | |
| I'm in my soft guy era, dude. | |
| Drizzle, drizzle. | |
| Like, I need to be wines and dines, bro. | |
| You want, you want a piece of this? | |
| You got to, bro, you got to, you got to take me on dates. | |
| I'm not easy. | |
| Like, you got it. | |
| You think you can hit on the first, nah, you got to put in work. | |
| Like, if you want, you got. | |
| So I'm drizzle, drizzle, soft guy era. | |
| You got to like get me gifts and shit. | |
| You got to do my laundry. | |
| First date. | |
| You got to fucking hit the bow. | |
| What do I bring to the table? | |
| Well, I'm loyal. | |
| And I'm, what did all the girls say for this? | |
| Loyal. | |
| I'm loyal. | |
| And you have a great sense of humor. | |
| Sense of humor. | |
| Loyal and a great sense of humor. | |
| And let's see. | |
| I have a great personality. | |
| Yeah. | |
| This is my. | |
| I'm way easier than Brian, right? | |
| I'm just like a fucking, just a cheeseburger. | |
| You know, I think that's a good thing. | |
| I think that's a good idea. | |
| I'm a qualified on the side. | |
| I think very low standards for myself. | |
| To seriously answer the question, though, I perhaps my only redeeming characteristic is I am accepting of large labia. | |
| That's what I bring to the table. | |
| Oh, I accept large labia. | |
| That's like the second time he's brought this up. | |
| I only really like large labia. | |
| That's really impressive. | |
| I like that. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Yo, Saw, thank you for the gifted 10 subs, man. | |
| Thank you so much, dude. | |
| Really appreciate your support over there on Twitch, man. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Jess White donated $20. | |
| It's funny to watch how these girls never realize how dumb they look. | |
| W Brian W. Andrew W Rachel W. Jake. | |
| Make the Patriarch Evo great again. | |
| We wouldn't be on this podcast if we had a lot of people. | |
| Like, I'm on there. | |
| I have a request. | |
| I want a video of your father saying he's proud of you. | |
| Don't kill me. | |
| My father's in prison for being a trial more rapist. | |
| Wow, that was brutal. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, that was rough. | |
| Christ underscore is underscore king donated $20. | |
| For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures, and that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day. | |
| Lol Paladins donated $20. | |
| I'm broke, but I had to donate again to fight this misinformation. | |
| There is no overpopulation problem, you dumb moron. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| We are not 2 billion overpopulated. | |
| You are brainwashed. | |
| That is completely different. | |
| Crusader donated $20. | |
| us. | |
| We must purge these heretics. | |
| Thank you, Crusader. | |
| Khmer 2JZ donated $20. | |
| When the feds raid Brixon's house, they will find 1,000 burritos, a Lambo, and brand new treadmill in the box. | |
| Open but never used, just like a girl's. | |
| No, diddy. | |
| First off, it's not a treadmill, it's an exercise by $20. | |
| Andrew, you accepted a debate with me, but then never followed up. | |
| Scared or too big now, debating simpletons like Destiny. | |
| How much time do you think I have, dude? | |
| Josh donated $20. | |
| Thank you, Josh. | |
| Brian, drizzle, drizzle, unless that burrito sizzle sizzle. | |
| Drizzle, drizzle. | |
| Sizzle. | |
| Drizzle, drizzle. | |
| If I was a sizzle, never give you a burrito. | |
| Whatever fan donated $20. | |
| Andrew, I see what you are saying. | |
| However, who's not to say that the child will turn out differently than their O F parents? | |
| I'm going to assume that all of them will turn out exactly like their parents, but if there's only one and they have two parents should consider adding a mercy flush option to kick the extra stupid ones, save them from themselves. | |
| Think we all know which one. | |
| Which one? | |
| Mercy flush. | |
| Lucy underscore 2123 underscore donated $20. | |
| Thank you, Lucy. | |
| Liberal women make the nastiest, sexist comments toward men, then have the nerve to say you can't be sexist towards men. | |
| But if you tell them go to the kitchen, they will be like that is so sexist. | |
| Everyone here, like a motherfucker. | |
| Big teddy goblinsha donated $20. | |
| I am a very sweet and kind 21-year-old. | |
| But with more women being scared of men nowadays is kind of unsettling due to if I help a woman, would she possibly try to press charges for something I didn't do? | |
| Yes. | |
| Lol Paladins donated $20. | |
| These boss women out there earning 10k a month taking a few photos, they'd better be willing to take Brixon out on a date and buy him however big of a burrito that he wants. | |
| Drizzle drizzle. | |
| Yeah, that's true. | |
| I treat you right. | |
| You guys should be. | |
| I'm gonna fend them, you guys. | |
| Brian's Grinder inbox. | |
| If my girl was as basic and playing as chair five, I'd look for any release to spice it up, especially anime. | |
| Do you guys want to respond to that? | |
| That's me. | |
| Um, that that didn't hurt my feelings. | |
| I don't are you basic? | |
| Am I basic? | |
| No, I don't think I'm basic. | |
| Like, do you collect Pokemon cards or some shit? | |
| No. | |
| Play magic. | |
| I like magic. | |
| I play magic. | |
| Like, what's something that somebody who met you wouldn't guess about you? | |
| Um, I don't collect anime cards, but anime figures. | |
| I love those. | |
| Like a jaku or yeah, so cute. | |
| Okay, there you go. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wait, question really quick. | |
| Have you ever, for the panel, starting with Kayla, have you ever slashed a dude's tires? | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Slashed a tires. | |
| Sorry, I was reading that. | |
| What did you say? | |
| Slash a dude's tired. | |
| Do you ever slash tires? | |
| No, that's must have. | |
| Never. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Have you ever gotten revenge on a guy and damaged his property? | |
| Besides your father? | |
| Um, after they spin my face, but that counts. | |
| No, um, no, nothing violent. | |
| No. | |
| What was the question? | |
| Ever gotten revenge? | |
| No. | |
| All right. | |
| We got more coming through. | |
| Dark Shinobi. | |
| It's been a while. | |
| Brian, it's not exactly cope because the argument comes from them having to settle for men they don't want. | |
| They won't be technically alone, but they will be stuck with a destiny orb AI. | |
| I still think that's cope, though. | |
| Taylor donated $20. | |
| I hate when they call these girls dummets, trained debaters versus unprepared people also go buy a bunch of people. | |
| Also, we didn't call them dumb. | |
| I didn't call them dumb. | |
| Maybe Brian's burritos donated $20. | |
| Brian, do you prefer your burritos circumcised? | |
| Okay, bro, now that's crazy. | |
| Uncircumcised, pause. | |
| What is an uncircumcised burrito? | |
| It's when you eat all of the tortilla and you don't just have to. | |
| Dabamolean donated $20. | |
| Regardless of one kid after 30, attractive genetics is what allows the genetics to continue. | |
| Culture is the problem. | |
| We have always highly valued attractive females. | |
| Accessibility/slash monetization is problem. | |
| Don Becker donated $20. | |
| Brian, would you rather be caught in the forest with a random burrito or a large labia? | |
| Large labia, dude. | |
| That's his favorite. | |
| Big labia matter. | |
| Hello. | |
| Hello. | |
| I underscore shit underscore my underscore pants underscore hard donated $20. | |
| Wendy's, what are you doing out of the kithum? | |
| You could fit a burrito in that. | |
| I ain't gonna lie. | |
| I literally said if anyone brings up my teeth, I'm leaving the show. | |
| I'm not even gonna lie. | |
| Daniel Notseri donates my team. | |
| That's my fault for coming onto the show. | |
| Andrew and Jake, Timpool suddenly understood that rights are bullshit and started to question his entire existence. | |
| Good for him. | |
| Yo, Daniel, thank you so much, man. | |
| Anyone that has, I'm being so for real. | |
| Anyone that has such a big problem with my teeth can actually pay for my braces, but that shit's expensive. | |
| Yo, we are going to do a fundraiser for Mason. | |
| Because I can't really control that shit. | |
| I didn't really do a fundraiser for not forgetting that. | |
| It's only for other things. | |
| The Pippi lawn stuff, all that shit fine, but like That's so fucked up. | |
| You shouldn't get. | |
| I can't afford it. | |
| You shouldn't get braces, though, because they basically never work. | |
| I know, but at least I'd stop. | |
| I don't like it either. | |
| I had it too. | |
| Oh, come on. | |
| You guys have veneers off the fucking ass. | |
| I'm not out of here. | |
| Whatever. | |
| What a bunch of dope. | |
| Okay, fine. | |
| Yeah, I am. | |
| There's like every time I hear these dentists talking about it, they're like, you should fucking put the braces on. | |
| That's all I ever did. | |
| You gotta wear your retan. | |
| When a baby is born, the doctor smacks them on the bum and the dicks fall off the stupid ones. | |
| Wait. | |
| Is that sexual? | |
| Yes, that is incredibly sad. | |
| Red 209 donated $20. | |
| Wes Watson does carnal knowledge with trans, and he is super straight Kapow. | |
| Wait, Wes Watson does? | |
| Capal. | |
| I don't want to fuck. | |
| All right, Red. | |
| Thank you for the TTS, man. | |
| He might. | |
| Tuck Ye donated $20. | |
| What? | |
| First chair looks like a trans Mulan. | |
| Sing the first chair looks like a struck match. | |
| What's that Mulan? | |
| Third chair looks like a defected Chucky doll grown up. | |
| BTW is Lawnscape. | |
| Make a man. | |
| Wow, is trash. | |
| Some shit like that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Trans Mulan. | |
| That is the most insane roast ever. | |
| Sons of Liberty donated $20. | |
| I'm preparing to evacuate from the hurricane. | |
| First things in my truck go some of my guns, including an ACR, ammo, and ticker 7mm. | |
| I sleep with my act next to me in my bed. | |
| Why a team? | |
| Layla Jenner, Brian. | |
| When are you going to have me back on the podcast, babe? | |
| I'm way more entertaining than all these girls. | |
| I'm not a whoa anymore. | |
| is probably not actually leila jenner but uh i mean look i'm she's gonna be from jail brian where do you find these junkie girls the sewer Do you hang outside homeless shelters and detox centers and offer them free methadone? | |
| That's actually on a show. | |
| I found $20. | |
| Spot by the sewer. | |
| Great street. | |
| Keep destroying the delusional women mindset, Andrew. | |
| Thank you, who cares? | |
| Diablo greater than wow. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Them are fighting words. | |
| Yeah, that's real funny, bro. | |
| Good job. | |
| Good job. | |
| Outcast donated $20. | |
| Brian, sorry for the burrito comments. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Just responding to what the chat wants. | |
| You have my respect. | |
| Andrew, you have been a role model to me. | |
| I've learned so much from you from every live. | |
| Yo, Outcast, thank you, man. | |
| Devon Jackson, you sell your ass on the internet and can't afford braces. | |
| Is it really worth it? | |
| She doesn't need braces. | |
| It's just kind of like it's just one of those things. | |
| Shut up, Brian. | |
| GMD Jim donated $20. | |
| Jim, good to see you, man. | |
| Positions in government, education, and culture. | |
| It's cross-currently. | |
| We need to occupy. | |
| By the original definition, it's going to be cross-generational, bro. | |
| Sorry. | |
| $120 donated $20. | |
| Almost got sucked into the red pill BS from Fresh and Fit. | |
| Quickly realized they expected traditional women, but we're trash men pushing food boy lies. | |
| Brian, you hold a much better show. | |
| Keep it going. | |
| Josh donated $20. | |
| Rights exist whether the GovT suppresses or protects them using force. | |
| Demonstrate. | |
| The suppression of rights doesn't mean they don't actually exist. | |
| Demonstrate them. | |
| It means they can't be openly practiced. | |
| Demonstrate them. | |
| Thank you, Josh. | |
| Tim. | |
| Timmy? | |
| Timmy, your Discord mods suck. | |
| AES. | |
| Be better and do better, Brickson. | |
| L-O-F-L porn L-Wo, you nerds. | |
| Khmer 2JZ donated $20. | |
| Thank you, Khmer. | |
| Brian, everybody knows San Diego has the best burritos. | |
| The higher your burrito count, then the harder time you will have settling down for the right burrito, just like these girls find and happy ever after. | |
| Bro, Khmer, come on. | |
| Lol Paladins donated $20. | |
| I'd have no problem buying braces if I was married to an otherwise high-quality woman. | |
| But you aren't attracted to a man like me. | |
| Keep dating in the sewer. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm in the ninja. | |
| I shit my pants hard, donated $20. | |
| What do these girls and cigarettes have in common? | |
| Andrew is their worst nightmare. | |
| You don't smoke cigarettes? | |
| Whoa. | |
| Shake it hard. | |
| Thank you, pants. | |
| Big fail, big fail on that one. | |
| Gross, dude. | |
| Holy shit, gross. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Point 14. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Appreciate the TTS, man. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Josh donated $20. | |
| First chair, fix your retarded elbows. | |
| Girl with a wage gap between her chompers, STFU, and pay for braces yourself scunned. | |
| We know you got the mind of a child, but act like the adult failure that you are. | |
| I could stop saying scunny. | |
| I'm a businesswoman. | |
| I don't know if I have employees, contractors, or vendors, or how my business is structured. | |
| But I'm a successful businesswoman. | |
| Hilarious. | |
| Lol Paladins donated $20. | |
| Red Bill just acknowledges the world for it is. | |
| Andrew is a great debater and all, but society is in decline. | |
| Red Bill teaches you how to take advantage of the best way possible. | |
| Enjoy the decline, brothers. | |
| Take advantage of it. | |
| Pineapple underscore girl donated $20. | |
| Thank you, Pineapple Girl. | |
| Andrew, I respect you and have the same views as you. | |
| But can you tell me how God is riding? | |
| Science can prove things, but I've never seen science prove that God exists. | |
| Tell me how science is ridden in the world. | |
| Ladies, would you date a man with a large burrito count? | |
| If his chart is clean, I don't give aids. | |
| I feel like if you're not, is that cool? | |
| None of them. | |
| I don't want anything, bro. | |
| And that's easily. | |
| I don't need to know his body calories. | |
| FP 3052 donated $20. | |
| Back to the trans question. | |
| What if he didn't ask so he didn't know, but later found out? | |
| Would that still make him gay? | |
| Andrew, braces do work. | |
| Yeah, so to qualify, I didn't have a lot of time, but I was talking about an adult. | |
| And yes, it would make him gay because you'd notice that. | |
| Okay, that makes sense. | |
| Does Invisalign work? | |
| Well, no, it's just, I guess it has to do with like the bone structure. | |
| There was a bunch of dentists we were talking about. | |
| What if it was post-op? | |
| And I guess veneers are my only option at this point. | |
| Post-op. | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| That's a lawsuit. | |
| Huh? | |
| That's a lawsuit. | |
| That's a lot. | |
| I think if they like deceived you, isn't it? | |
| It's not just lawsuits, not like SA. | |
| Yes, that is literally exactly what that is. | |
| That is illegal and do not do that. | |
| Daniel Nosseri donated $20. | |
| Rights are utter bullshit unless there is one nation under one religion. | |
| All else is subjective. | |
| Thank you, Dan. | |
| Appreciate it, man. | |
| Rights are utter bullshit. | |
| Wow, that was well put, Daniel. | |
| I'm going to read some of those supers, guys. | |
| If you still want last call on the Streamlabs donations, there's a couple supers. | |
| If you guys can, though, who are sending in the super chats, if you can just do it through Streamlabs just so it's a little more what's the word Organized or Rocket Anne, rehab a prostitute in the Bible is praised for her faith like Abraham and Moses. | |
| She became king. | |
| She became David's grandmother while prostitution was tolerated. | |
| Temple prostitution with idols was not an ancient Hebrew Torah culture. | |
| Okay, thank you, Rock and Man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Daniel McCoy, it was Rachel. | |
| I've been bouncing back and forth between the podcasts. | |
| Hats off to the ladies for being good sports. | |
| I agree. | |
| I think Andrew and Jake got them thinking a little bit. | |
| Won't help though. | |
| Streets till the wall. | |
| W whatever. | |
| I was well say Jake. | |
| Thank you, ma'am. | |
| Thank you, Daniel. | |
| Drunken debater, ban all degeneracy again. | |
| Vote drunken debater 2024. | |
| After my victory, all following elections are suspended. | |
| I guess we should write that guy in. | |
| Genesis, I can pay for your braces, but I like your teeth the way it is, so don't change. | |
| That is definitely all I needed to hear right now. | |
| I appreciate you. | |
| Thank you, Rocky Man. | |
| That was very nice. | |
| That was nice. | |
| Oh, simply, okay. | |
| Drama ghost, Jake, you make Australia proud by filling Steve Irwin's shoes and teaching us that just because wild animals might be scary, they still deserve love and respect. | |
| You've been working overtime this week. | |
| Respect. | |
| Yeah, it's a big shoes to fill. | |
| Thank you. | |
| He also gave me the first L on the Australia question that I've ever had. | |
| So there's that. | |
| I'll take that with me to my grave. | |
| Incredible. | |
| I'd be gay if it wasn't such a pain in the ass. | |
| That's a groaner, dude. | |
| That's a groaner. | |
| She liked it. | |
| She liked it. | |
| That's how she donated $20. | |
| It's powerful. | |
| Unlocked the bathroom door. | |
| It's like she was so proud that she figured it out. | |
| What do I rate for whatever podcast? | |
| 100%. | |
| How cast? | |
| Come on, bro. | |
| What $20. | |
| Fourth chair's pronouns are Fei, Fifo, and Fum. | |
| Andrew, when are you debating that Parker Papus? | |
| Hmm. | |
| That's an interesting question there. | |
| Let me pause that really quick. | |
| What's Parker? | |
| Well, it's, I don't know. | |
| Do we get into the details of what's going on? | |
| Yeah, they're bitches. | |
| They absolutely refuse to do a 1v1. | |
| They only want to come on here if it's not a 1v1 because they're bitches. | |
| Those are the details. | |
| So, Parker, Dean, you're both bitches. | |
| You know, I tear you to pieces right here on the whatever podcast, 1v1. | |
| You won't do it. | |
| Won't do it because you don't have your mute button. | |
| Period. | |
| I contacted Parker. | |
| I extended an invitation. | |
| I told him Andrew was here. | |
| I said, Hey, man, we want to set up. | |
| I want to host a 1v1 with you and Andrew, but won't do it. | |
| Debater. | |
| He wants to do a 2v2, or he wants to do a 1v1 with me. | |
| Sounds a little suspicious. | |
| He was like, Why won't you do it? | |
| Why won't you do it? | |
| Because he's terrified. | |
| Terrified, Parker. | |
| Because he's been wrecked by me before. | |
| Dean's been wrecked by Brown. | |
| Redhead is my favor donated $20. | |
| Another request to see Evo Psych McKen Murphy on the pod. | |
| Who's that? | |
| Oxford Grad and Data Researcher with good info on dating and attraction nuances. | |
| Yo, Red Hat, thank you. | |
| Lol Paladins donated $20. | |
| I lie to women and tell them that I am poor, so that I can get laid instead of made to wait for sex. | |
| Does that count as essay also? | |
| Lying is not essay. | |
| Don't confuse regret with grape. | |
| There's still the Master Chef donated $20. | |
| Rights 100% do exist. | |
| The delusional future Donatello Versace next to Jake has the right to think she's a nine, and Brian has the right to do dirty awful things with burrito. | |
| They don't have the right to do either of those things. | |
| I want Melons donated $20. | |
| Every time I see Andrew on the whatever podcast, make me thinks about the Essene on the Little Rascal movie. | |
| These girls' two cents is only worth a pickle. | |
| A pickle? | |
| A pickle. | |
| I want to pick a pickle. | |
| Brian's Butt Burrito donated $20. | |
| It's been saying you gave me a look, man. | |
| There's still seven of us in here. | |
| Two herbils, a raccoon, and now a Hot Wheel. | |
| Please send him the national. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| The Hot Wheel was a nice touch. | |
| Don Becker donated $20. | |
| Ladies, Jake, Andrew, or Brian, who are you most likely to date, Jake? | |
| Let's hear it. | |
| Jake. | |
| Who you guys... | |
| I have a boyfriend. | |
| None? | |
| None. | |
| I mean, he's pretty, but I absolutely would never date any of these men. | |
| No. | |
| Ever. | |
| And they would never date me, so it's honestly. | |
| It's perfect. | |
| Great. | |
| I'm so glad that I'm in a room with men that I don't have to. | |
| Maybe like after the braces, like after, like, maybe. | |
| You know what? | |
| What? | |
| That is. | |
| That. | |
| That is. | |
| That's not something I want to hear. | |
| Not even just because the teeth are not. | |
| At least I'm giving you a shot. | |
| You're like, I wouldn't date any of these girls. | |
| No, thank you. | |
| Stop. | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm just kidding. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I found a new fan. | |
| Kayla, what about you? | |
| Jake. | |
| There's a little flirtation between you and Andrew here. | |
| Not from Andrew's part. | |
| She said no. | |
| Not from Andrew's part, but I saw, like, you were looking at Andrew a couple times, like, kind of like you. | |
| The way you were looking at him, bro. | |
| I saw it. | |
| I saw it. | |
| I saw the blue one. | |
| I love that. | |
| You seem like a homework type, you know what I mean? | |
| Like, you would. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| What is happening? | |
| Right? | |
| Could I bet like 10 pretzels on this? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Pretzels? | |
| Yeah, like 10 pretzels with, like, butter. | |
| There are accusations being thrown around right now that I am not comfortable with. | |
| Gia? | |
| Nia. | |
| Ordale. | |
| What about you? | |
| Which one of us do you pick? | |
| Jake? | |
| None. | |
| He said. | |
| I want to. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| Wes Watson donated $20. | |
| Shave your fucking arms. | |
| Shave your fucking arms, you gorgeous man. | |
| Bear. | |
| You gorgeous man. | |
| You gorgeous man. | |
| Shave your arms. | |
| They said, stop. | |
| It's making me. | |
| Andrew, I think you are sexy. | |
| Brian, would you let me have a bite of your burrito? | |
| Jake, lighten up, bro. | |
| Jake, you're always so fucking serious. | |
| Look, man, life is serious. | |
| Straight underscore 85 donated $20. | |
| Andrew, every time you debate, you kill them with logic until their brains melt. | |
| Then she tries to whine out of it with Oo to BS. | |
| Brian, keep on doing great work. | |
| Keep killing them with kindness. | |
| Peace. | |
| Brian's big black burrito donated $20. | |
| Andrew and Brian look like mermaid man and burrito boy. | |
| Hey, summer teeth, do you have trauma? | |
| Would you rather have been aborted? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Wow. | |
| Sons of Liberty donated $20. | |
| Thank you, Sons of Liberty. | |
| My girl is legit scared to surprise me at my house because I have a firearm within reach of me at all times. | |
| Smart lady. | |
| Ladies, would you date a man who owns firearms? | |
| Guys, Rosemary. | |
| Rosemary. | |
| Rosemary. | |
| Don't get too happy, Pippi Long Gappington. | |
| At the end of the day, you are still a scunt with teeth that are trying to escape your scunty mouth. | |
| Thank you, King. | |
| Okay. | |
| Daniel, your rights have the right to do one thing, and that is to suck my Thank you, Daniel. | |
| I think you're a burrito. | |
| Yep, you have the right. | |
| FP 3052 donated $20. | |
| Brian, yes, the question was referring to a trans that had the post top. | |
| It wouldn't be a lawsuit since they didn't ask. | |
| They found out after the deed was done. | |
| That's still essay. | |
| Stanhope donated $20. | |
| I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet. | |
| Oh, dear. | |
| I never thought of that. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| I think that it did need to be admitted to like a psych word, honestly. | |
| Brutal. | |
| Pineapple underscore girl donated $20. | |
| The girl in chair 3 freaks me out, and I feel like I'm not alone. | |
| I hope so. | |
| Fear me. | |
| I'm your biggest fucking nightmare, brother. | |
| Just curbs on. | |
| What do you mean, sister? | |
| Says pineapple girl. | |
| I just lol paladins donated $20. | |
| To be fair, it wasn't me who came up with the idea of lying to women about being poor in order to get laid quicker. | |
| It's an old boo technique. | |
| Lead with money. | |
| Get treated like a beta. | |
| Thank you, Brad. | |
| Daniel Sun donated $20. | |
| Brian is spinky, Andrew is the brain, and they're both trying to take over the world, one feminist at a time. | |
| What are we gonna do tonight, Brace? | |
| The same thing we do every night. | |
| Thor donated $20. | |
| What position makes the ugliest baby? | |
| Ask your parents. | |
| Ask yours. | |
| Thank you, Thor. | |
| I feel like missionary. | |
| See? | |
| Literally. | |
| Missionary makes ugly children. | |
| See? | |
| Is this for real? | |
| I don't think there's another one coming in. | |
| I felt bad about that one. | |
| Nope. | |
| Think so. | |
| Streamlabs.com bro slash whatever. | |
| You think they're broke. | |
| I think they can afford braces, for God's sakes. | |
| Can they? | |
| I think so. | |
| Should we off the shot? | |
| I think they can. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Did we finish going around the table on the what do you bring to the table question? | |
| Oh, I never said anything. | |
| Yep. | |
| Big sass energy donated $20. | |
| Chair 3 is the pennywise of Forks, Washington. | |
| Which should terrify us all. | |
| Thanks, Big Blue. | |
| Pennywise. | |
| So, what I bring to the table? | |
| Are we asking you? | |
| Don Becker donated $20. | |
| Jake and Brian, which of the ladies are you most likely to date? | |
| Yeah, Jake, which one? | |
| This one. | |
| Only one who doesn't do any fans. | |
| Lol Paladins donated $20. | |
| If you enjoy quiet, you don't have to have F-dead people. | |
| Just put your hand over their mouth while trying to have sex. | |
| Longtime watchers will know what I am talking about if you are Justin Martin's donated $20. | |
| Andrew, do Burrito rights exist? | |
| No. | |
| Pretty sure someone you know has been violated. | |
| I think we all know who. | |
| I bet you he's secretly doing that. | |
| Mika donated $50. | |
| To the girl who Sesson Valor's dead was a child molester, mine was two. | |
| Instead of doing off, I joined the military and have a beautiful daughter. | |
| It's our choices, not our experiences, that define us. | |
| Thank you, Mika. | |
| Who? | |
| $50 dono? | |
| I am John. | |
| Well done. | |
| Nice. | |
| Okay, you can say it, but you have to go fast. | |
| I am hardworking. | |
| I have my own money. | |
| I'm loyal, dedicated. | |
| I care about who they are as a person, and I communicate boundaries and stuff like that. | |
| I'm loyal, family-oriented. | |
| I like to cook. | |
| Daniel Nosseri donated $20. | |
| We can afford to stuff our dicks so far into your mouth to buy you new braces. | |
| Daniel, gagging on the mic. | |
| GMD Jim donated $20. | |
| Andrew, I did not actually see Jake's monopoly money. | |
| Did it look crazy? | |
| No. | |
| I want to believe. | |
| But I don't believe. | |
| Trust someone that also thinks pineapple pizza is real. | |
| Yeah, this is the same argument you hear from the atheists: that even if the stars rearranged and they said God is real, they still wouldn't believe it. | |
| It's the same with the Australia Regional. | |
| So this is like pure cope. | |
| Right? | |
| This guy's guy. | |
| He likes pineapple on pizza. | |
| He likes pineapple on P. Can't believe him. | |
| Pineapple underscore girl donated $20. | |
| Jake, will you date me? | |
| I don't do OnlyFans either, and I'm prettier. | |
| I'm a pick-me. | |
| That's what you're saying. | |
| Pick-me girl. | |
| Well, they get picked. | |
| And that is so okay. | |
| They get picked. | |
| You know what's great about being a Pick-me girl? | |
| They get picked. | |
| They're fake as fuck. | |
| They get picked, though. | |
| I don't give a shit. | |
| I'd rather be real. | |
| They actually put the interests of men at the front. | |
| Yeah, they get picked. | |
| It's very interesting how I don't want a man that'll pick a Pick-me girl. | |
| Good. | |
| And you won't get one. | |
| It worked in Gray's Anatomy. | |
| Oh, she's like, pick me. | |
| Choose me. | |
| Love me. | |
| And he did. | |
| And he did. | |
| Hey, she's being bold. | |
| Girls always get very triggered when they see it. | |
| Pineapple girls come on the podcast. | |
| When they see a quote-unquote pick me, they always get very triggered by it. | |
| It's interesting to see. | |
| It's almost like it inches an L. FP 3052 donated $20. | |
| To the Red Head. | |
| If you are insecure about your teeth, it's better to get it now that you're young. | |
| You will get used to it and the outcome will only benefit you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Thank you, F. SL underscore I.D. underscore A 89 C4429 to F4D3526 donated $20.64. | |
| I would rather a woman in her 60s than trans man at any age. | |
| Cheers to all the real women out where Josh donated $20. | |
| If a North Korean jail for reading a Bible, it doesn't mean they don't have the right. | |
| It means the GovT stomps their right. | |
| An innocent man who cannot demonstrate his innocence is still innocent. | |
| Those are assertions. | |
| Assertions, bro. | |
| You have to demonstrate it. | |
| Can't you say that? | |
| Just underscore SH1N0 by donated $20. | |
| Better to be a pick-me than a skip-me along. | |
| That's right. | |
| Better to be a pick-me-why. | |
| Wait, I thought a pick-me girl was a girl that goes for a guy that's taken. | |
| No. | |
| No. | |
| Oh, is somebody who appeals to guys by basically showing that she has the traits of the Illuminati? | |
| And by bringing her to the game. | |
| Oh, I think that's a good thing. | |
| No, it's not a good idea. | |
| By disassociating first-time tipper. | |
| Single dad and watching this and learning from Andrew and Brian make me believe it's not worth dating anymore. | |
| Yeah, I mean, men are going to judge women on their friends' group, too. | |
| So if women are friends with groups of skanks inside of their friend group, they're going to pass them up too. | |
| So of course women are going to disassociate with them. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Makes sense to me. | |
| The skanks are phenomenal recruiters as well. | |
| Very good recruiters. | |
| They do a great job of it. | |
| That's all I was referring to Gray's anatomy because when she said that, he was married to another woman and he picked her. | |
| I would not be with a man who left his wife for me that way. | |
| Like, I wouldn't say pick me if a guy's married. | |
| Never. | |
| No. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you think for an older man? | |
| Love me some Australia donated $20. | |
| Jake is highly sought after by girls, but they'll never stack up to his Steve Irwin shrine. | |
| He gets off to in his closet. | |
| Is that verified? | |
| He's like, hi, man. | |
| First thing he did when I met him, he ran over and grabbed a snake and he was like, look at this fucking thing. | |
| It's just wild. | |
| It's amazing. | |
| I jumped on Andrew and just tanked him. | |
| It's a goddess snake. | |
| You ever seen anything like it before, Andrew? | |
| I was like, what the fuck are you talking about, man? | |
| Let's go get a beer. | |
| So crocky, it's so fucking incredible. | |
| It's fucking incredible. | |
| I've never seen anything like it. | |
| We're going to go see some stingrays tomorrow. | |
| Ooh, y'all going to the zoo? | |
| Yeah, you're going to go see some stingrays. | |
| Oh, fuck yeah. | |
| That's cool. | |
| A zoo dead. | |
| Rattlesnake TV, right? | |
| Yes. | |
| Your channel? | |
| Yeah, I watch it. | |
| Oh, you've seen it? | |
| Cool. | |
| I've subscribed. | |
| Daniel Nosseri donated $20. | |
| Jake, when are you going to expose Carmela via Candace's new video of her fraud self-owning Irish family? | |
| I haven't seen that, but I'll have to check it out. | |
| Andrew and I have been busy the last few days. | |
| Looking at Stingrays. | |
| They've been getting busy with it. | |
| Megan Burrows. | |
| Yeah, you should make a gay joke. | |
| It's the best David Wolf that ever comes up. | |
| Pineapple underscore man donated $20. | |
| Jake, will you take me? | |
| I have a nice setup twig and berries. | |
| It's not how you pick me. | |
| Yeah, that's not the proper way. | |
| Not the formula. | |
| Try again. | |
| Thanks, Pineapple Man. | |
| That, that, I think that's it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Where'd Brian go? | |
| Do I need to close the show? | |
| I can close the show out. | |
| $10.99. | |
| TTS. | |
| I can close the show out. | |
| Are you sure? | |
| I'm coming. | |
| Brian was in his den. | |
| Yeah, what are you doing up there? | |
| Chasing burritos. | |
| Roth Thunderscore PSA donated $20. | |
| Good panel enjoyed the convo. | |
| Heather, don't be self-conscious. | |
| Better to be yourself than what everyone wants you to be. | |
| If you don't like something, change it for yourself, not for others. | |
| Yeah, respect yourself. | |
| I also just don't like my teeth. | |
| That was a female or a surround. | |
| Totally a female. | |
| Thanks, Roth. | |
| You do you, girl? | |
| Like, there are, like, nice guys out there. | |
| No, there's nothing. | |
| There's simps, and then there's men, and then there's nothing else. | |
| I feel like men can still be nice, though. | |
| That's crazy. | |
| But they can't. | |
| Yeah, sure. | |
| Men should be nice. | |
| But the reason that you guys all think that men are more likely to tell you the truth is because you think men have the capacity to be less nice than women. | |
| Then that's where you think truth comes from, is by not being nice. | |
| Because that wouldn't be what's true, right? | |
| Truth isn't very nice. | |
| Truth isn't nice. | |
| Not at all. | |
| There's a way to be nice about the truth, though. | |
| Yeah, I know, but there's a reason you trust men over women to deliver it. | |
| That's why. | |
| Because they're not going to be nice. | |
| They're going to tell you the truth instead. | |
| I actually don't think that you can tell the truth if you are nice. | |
| I tell the truth all the time. | |
| I don't lie. | |
| So I just am not mean about it. | |
| You remember how that one girl was like. | |
| Josh donated $20. | |
| I don't have to demonstrate an assertion as self-evident as the natural right to religion defense. | |
| Yes, you do. | |
| Every intellectual understands these rights. | |
| You know what an appealing majority is. | |
| Yeah, you get fucking destroyed. | |
| We can do it tonight. | |
| As soon as I get back to the hotel room, pop on Twitter. | |
| Yeah, pop on the Twitter space. | |
| Jake Rattlesnake will come on and moderate it. | |
| I guarantee you're going to get destroyed in 15 minutes. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| We'll do it at Taco Bell. | |
| There you guys just got called out, you fuck. | |
| You just got called out. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| Josh. | |
| I have an axiom, Andrew. | |
| Okay, well, I have an axiom. | |
| Your axiom's wrong, idiot. | |
| Idiot. | |
| It's beautiful. | |
| Tonight, reach out. | |
| We'll actually do it. | |
| We'll jump on Twitter space. | |
| All right. | |
| Just donate like $5,000. | |
| No, you know, donate $5,000. | |
| And like 10 burritos. | |
| 10 burritos, yeah. | |
| All right, guys, if you want, you can get your last message in. | |
| We're going to wrap up the show here in just a minute. | |
| Guys, like the video, please, if you enjoyed the show. | |
| Feed me. | |
| Also. | |
| Daniel Notsery donated $20. | |
| Check it out ASAP mate. | |
| Down with the far leftist hegemony. | |
| Daniel, thank you very much. | |
| We'll do a quick pause really quick on the TTS. | |
| Get through a couple things. | |
| We'll let the rest come through. | |
| Then we'll wrap the show. | |
| Really quick, can you go to Twitch? | |
| Guys, go to twitch.tv/slash whatever. | |
| If the mods can just spam the link in the chat. | |
| Guys, twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| If you're watching on Twitch, just hit the follow button really quick. | |
| Check if you have a Prime sub available. | |
| Also, if you're watching on YouTube, just open up another tab really quick. | |
| Twitch.tv slash whatever. | |
| Just hit us with a follow. | |
| We're trying to get to 100k followers before the end of the year, so hook it up. | |
| Also, guys, it's been 10 minutes since we've had the Prime sub. | |
| If you guys can hit that, see if you have a Prime sub available. | |
| Is this stream yard not working? | |
| Close up the show like this. | |
| Huh? | |
| Wait, who said that? | |
| Oh my god, but the shirt. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yo, so thank you guys for all the follows over there on Twitch. | |
| Also, guys, Discord. | |
| We have Discord, Discord.gg slash whatever. | |
| If you guys can join, we'd really appreciate it. | |
| We post a bunch of really cool BTS on there. | |
| You got to sign up through our Patreon, patreon.com slash whatever. | |
| Thank you guys. | |
| Really appreciate it. | |
| And then lastly, last call on this. | |
| Last call for the TTS if you want. | |
| $20 TTS. | |
| Appreciate it, guys. | |
| I'll let these ones come through. | |
| Then we'll wrap. | |
| Rothunderscore PSA donated $20. | |
| Yo, thank you, Rap. | |
| Totally Manandrew, Lurls. | |
| Yo, thank you, man. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Then we have Athena coming in. | |
| Thank you so much, Athena. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Oh. | |
| Lol Paladins donated $20. | |
| Here is the actual truth. | |
| I don't care about your teeth at all. | |
| You're young and pretty and have a nice body and crazy enough in the head to be crazy in bed. | |
| Sex would be fun buck no interest in date. | |
| Athena Narva donated $20. | |
| Andrew, you can do what you want because you're smart and handsome. | |
| No disrespect to the wifey. | |
| He stepped away for a smoke break, but he heard it. | |
| Thank you, Athena. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| Appreciate it. | |
| We have Jim coming in. | |
| CMD Jim donated $20. | |
| Jake, check out the alligators at the zoo. | |
| They are like big crocodiles and taste like chicken. | |
| Nowhere near as dangerous. | |
| Austin, did we finish all the reacts? | |
| We have a bow video. | |
| The bow video? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Should we actually, fuck it, why not? | |
| Real quick. | |
| Close out the show with the bow video. | |
| Alright guys, I'm going to show you a video I took of my ex-girlfriend. | |
| Okay. | |
| Go ahead, play it. | |
| Boom. | |
| Huge bow. | |
| We couldn't even see it because that thing was. | |
| Okay. | |
| We saw it. | |
| Just. | |
| We saw it. | |
| Here, we'll let it play through and then we'll just go back to the bow. | |
| And yeah, you know, look, I got home. | |
| This was a late night after a day at the podcast. | |
| It's my crib. | |
| She's got my food ready, noodles ready, beer ready, fucking uncut tomatoes ready. | |
| That's how I fucking roll, boys. | |
| I liked her. | |
| I don't know why you guys broke up. | |
| She was cool. | |
| I think she was too good for me. | |
| It was the fake tits, to be honest. | |
| But go ahead, just play it. | |
| Boom. | |
| Huge bow. | |
| There it is, boys. | |
| There it fucking is. | |
| so that was my ex-girlfriend um she was why are you looking at me that way I think it's Cap. | |
| I think it's literally Cat. | |
| What? | |
| You don't like the bow thing? | |
| Wait, holy shit, you got armpit hair, bro? | |
| Wait, can you show that to the camera? | |
| Wait, tip a thousand buttons to show. | |
| No, just because, like, I feel like you gotta show the show, just show the camera the armpit hair, dog. | |
| Wait, you got that shit too? | |
| You got a fucking bruise. | |
| You got a bruise. | |
| What the hell is going on? | |
| I don't know. | |
| What tattoo is that right there? | |
| What is that? | |
| It's like Aristotle. | |
| It's like Aristotle. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wow. | |
| I mean, it's not actually Aristotle. | |
| I don't see the point in shaving my armpits. | |
| If I shave my armpits, it would be shit. | |
| Can you just show us the pits? | |
| Show us the pits. | |
| I'll look at right now when I shave it. | |
| Other one? | |
| Why? | |
| It's obviously damn sane. | |
| I didn't know armpits could be red. | |
| So yeah, I don't know. | |
| I don't see a point in shaving. | |
| I shave only one place, and that's only because I want to. | |
| If I shave my armpits, it would be into the mic. | |
| It would be to please men. | |
| I don't want to shave. | |
| It's not that I shave. | |
| Shave your legs? | |
| I don't need to. | |
| I'm a redhead. | |
| I don't grow hair pretty much anywhere. | |
| Except the armpits, bruv. | |
| Yeah, I grow hair. | |
| I'm going to add that to the title. | |
| Okay, anyways. | |
| But yeah, I don't know. | |
| I don't see the point. | |
| I mean, I do sometimes. | |
| I don't have a problem with shaving my armpits, and I don't have a problem with not shaving my armpits. | |
| I just, they grow back so fast that it's like, why should I do that all the time? | |
| Picks your shirt, bricks your shirt, freaks your shirt. | |
| Oh, my gosh. | |
| No, there wasn't. | |
| Yes, there was. | |
| No, there wasn't. | |
| Yes, there was. | |
| Close enough. | |
| They had my back. | |
| I love you guys. | |
| You guys are all literally queens. | |
| But yeah, I don't know. | |
| I don't see the point. | |
| No point. | |
| Okay. | |
| I want melons donated $20. | |
| I don't think most women can take the truth. | |
| That is why most of them choose men that are simps. | |
| They lies, cheats, and steals. | |
| I've only been with like one simp in my whole life. | |
| May underscore Ham08 donated $20. | |
| To be honest, I am fearful, Andrew. | |
| I can feel it. | |
| The end is upon us. | |
| God, I hope God may be furious with us all. | |
| What can I do to make sure I am on the right side of this whole war against Teevil? | |
| Don't worry about it. | |
| It's not the end. | |
| Lol Paladins donated $20. | |
| That's your crib in California. | |
| I didn't know Brixon was a billionaire with a B. Maybe I should simp for him harder. | |
| Pick me, Brian. | |
| Thank you, Lol Paladins. | |
| It is soft guy era, though, so. | |
| You gotta whine and dine. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| So that is my crib, though. | |
| And my ex-girlfriend who bowed for me and made me noodles. | |
| All right, that's it, guys. | |
| We're gonna. | |
| Oh, I'm so excited. | |
| You're so hungry, dude. | |
| You don't even know. | |
| Oh, I don't even know. | |
| I wasn't. | |
| I had a burrito. | |
| That's true. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'd like to say that. | |
| I've been here for like six, almost seven hours now. | |
| I know it's hard as an OnlyFans girl to imagine putting in an equivalent of a workday, but. | |
| Well, usually with workdays, you get like 10 minutes to eat. | |
| Yeah, you went. | |
| You took a walk and you did some. | |
| I don't know what you did out there. | |
| I had some goldfish too, and you guys supplied that, so I appreciate it. | |
| Is goldfish slang for heroin? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Dude, I only smoke weed. | |
| That's what you mean to say. | |
| Crocodile. | |
| Oh, and I drink. | |
| So I guess I'm no son of God. | |
| You know what you're doing? | |
| Now you're trans too. | |
| Oh, my magenga. | |
| You're trans now. | |
| I can just end the shadow. | |
| I'm just showing crocodiles. | |
| Okay, so I would like to like the video, boys. | |
| I would like to end this show with a call to action. | |
| I'd like to end the show by seeing if we can't use this moment as an opportunity to see if you would consider stopping sex work entirely tonight. | |
| Kayla, do you do it? | |
| No! | |
| Do you do it? | |
| No. | |
| Do you do it? | |
| Do you accept? | |
| I donate. | |
| Do you concur? | |
| No. | |
| Do you concur? | |
| Fuck no. | |
| Do you accept? | |
| No. | |
| Mr. Bale. | |
| Tell Gap Girl in by and I love her. | |
| Gap girl. | |
| She belongs to the street. | |
| I love you. | |
| Don't call me Gap Girl. | |
| GG. | |
| Well played. | |
| May underscore Ham08 donated $20. | |
| How can you be so sure? | |
| Carmelo is the devil, and Trump is clearly the Holy One himself. | |
| Bitch, he walk on water. | |
| All right, so GG to the panel. | |
| Last call. | |
| Get off your phone, Kayla. | |
| We're wrapping the show. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do your stupid little TikTok dances or whatever that you were doing the whole show. | |
| Just do your little emoting or whatever. | |
| Okay. | |
| So, GG. | |
| Well played. | |
| Well played to the panel. | |
| Last call. | |
| Hit the like button, please. | |
| On your way out. | |
| Thank you for tuning in tonight. | |
| You could have been anywhere in the world, but you were here with me. | |
| I appreciate that. | |
| Thank you to everyone who super chats, donates, and supports the show. | |
| Thank you to the panel. | |
| We will be live again. | |
| Let's see. | |
| We definitely have a debate Friday. | |
| Andrew 1v1. | |
| That should be about 5 p.m. donated $20. | |
| Tell Gap Girl in Bay and I love Gap Girl. | |
| I love Gap Girl. | |
| There you go. | |
| Okay, well, I love you. | |
| Make a fucking text me on Instagram. | |
| I don't know right now. | |
| There we have five grands. | |
| For sure, Friday, around 5 p.m., we've got a debate, a 1v1 with Andrew, one of the girls, not the one that was on Sunday, from the Charlie Kirk. | |
| Well, I don't want to give any details, but we do have a very good debate in store, maybe something Thursday. | |
| Then we have the two IRL streams Friday, Saturday. | |
| Those are going to be super dope. | |
| Be sure to check those out. | |
| Thank you again to everyone who so generously supports the show. | |
| Any girls who want to be on the show, DMI, whatever on Instagram if you can make it to Santa Barbara. | |
| And let's see if there's anything else. | |
| We need to do a Twitch raid and then we'll wrap it there. | |
| And if you want, while I'm getting the Twitch raid ready, if any of you, you're welcome to send in the last who wants the last who wants the last TT burrito of the night? | |
| The last burrito. | |
| Andrew wants a burrito. | |
| That's right. | |
| Who are we going to raid on Twitch? | |
| Let me see. | |
| We are going to raid. | |
| Oh my God, this stupid pop-ups. | |
| My bad. | |
| Who's online? | |
| We are going to raid. | |
| There's Wo Grandma. | |
| You got to do Wo Grandma. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| There's Aladar. | |
| Oh, he's not playing World of Warcraft. | |
| Okay, WoGrandma gets it. | |
| So if you can pull up Woe Grandma, we're going to send a raid to her. | |
| Guys, she's 82 years old. | |
| She's a legendary streamer. | |
| She's playing World of Warcraft. | |
| Retail. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| So, thank you guys for watching on Twitch. | |
| Thank you guys for watching on Twitch. | |
| This isn't World of Warcraft now. | |
| It is World of Warcraft. | |
| Why are we doing this? | |
| You can put the volume on. | |
| I'm going to raid her. | |
| Guys, be nice. | |
| Be nice. | |
| I'm going to send the raid. | |
| Thank you guys for watching on Twitch. | |
| Hope you guys have a good night sending the raid now. | |
| Is she going off? | |
| Does that mean we're giving her money? | |
| It's a raid. | |
| Sending the child. | |
| Oh, I love that. | |
| As long as everyone's nice. | |
| Support Woe Grandma. | |
| Please be nice. | |
| Look at her cute blouse. | |
| She's terrible. | |
| Yeah, don't say that. | |
| You should tell them to be mean because they're going to do the opposite of what you say. | |
| Oh, fuck her up. | |
| What if we make her cry? | |
| Most of them. | |
| You know the run opposite of where I'm running? | |
| I'm on the edge. | |
| I love her setup though. | |
| The room's fucking... | |
| She's got a better stream setup than me too. | |
| Andrew King donated $69. | |
| Follow Andrew and Jake. | |
| Love the content, guys. | |
| Yo, Andrew King, thank you so much, man. | |
| No, I know. | |
| We love you, Will Grandma. | |
| She in the dungeon? | |
| That's so silly. | |
| I don't know, retail dungeons. | |
| She's probably having her grandkid flavor while she's in the middle. | |
| Oh, whatever, Ray. | |
| Yeah, she played. | |
| What's it going on? | |
| The druid here. | |
| Who's the healer? | |
| This boss is just a rough one. | |
| Is she the tank or what? | |
| She hasn't drank her insured today yet. | |
| Welcome, Raiders. | |
| Oh, there she is. | |
| She's. | |
| Thanks to you guys. | |
| Oh. | |
| We love you. | |
| That boss is just really rough as well. | |
| All right. | |
| Cool, cool, cool. | |
| All right. | |
| Like I said, we will be live for sure Friday, possibly debate Tuesday. | |
| She's spazzing out over there. | |
| Sorry, the goldfish is kicking in. | |
| All right, so, guys, 07's in the chat. | |
| 07's in the chat. | |
| I hope you guys have a wonderful night. | |
| Good night, guys, and we'll see you Friday. | |
| And then dating talk again Sunday, Tuesday. | |
| Good night, guys. |