NYC Might Get a Socialist "Queer"-Obsessed, Defund-the-Police Mayor! Fake News & Fake Leaks? & More!
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Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, in all presidencies, some people step up to the administration while others swing and miss.
As of late, Marco Rubio has been hammering home runs one after the other after the other.
Behold, one such home run.
Press play, Viva.
I have to tell you directly and personally that I regret voting for you for Secretary of State.
Nobody gives a sweet bugger all, Van Hollen.
You should shut your filthy mouth and let Marco Rubio smack you down like he will in about 30 seconds.
I yield back.
May I respond?
You may, sir.
Well, first of all, your regret for voting for me confirms I'm doing a good job.
Yeah.
Based on what I know.
That's just a clipping statement, Mr. Secretary.
Can I respond, Mr. Chairman?
You may.
I didn't ask you.
Senator, please let me ask you.
I have to, but then I can respond to his.
Your time's up, Senator, and woefully used, I might add.
Your remarks do not represent the view of this committee.
Well, Mr. Chairman.
You mentioned Van Holland, Margarita drinking, supporting illegal alien wife beater.
His defense is in my seven minutes, I didn't ask a question for Rubio to respond to.
Oh, my goodness, I'll stop.
I'll stop and enjoy.
Well, I'd like to, I can't respond to everything he said because much of these are untrue, but I'll go through a few.
First of all, I'm actually very proud of the work we've done with USAID.
For example, I don't regret cutting $10 million for male circumcisions in Mozambique.
I don't know how that makes us stronger and more prosperous as a nation.
I don't regret psychosocial support services.
I raised your hand, Mr. Secretary.
Can I respond to the private sector or do I?
Senator, I'd ask you to suspend.
You had seven straight minutes.
I chose to use my time that way, Mr. Chairman.
That's my right to use.
I chose to use my seven minutes to berate Marco Rubio and not ask a question and then say he doesn't get to say anything because I didn't ask him a question in my seven minutes of public berating.
Shut your filthy mouth, Van Holland.
You are awful.
Truly awful.
In that way.
Secretary Rubio.
Well, I can go on.
I mean, there's other things here.
We spent $227,000 for Big Cat's YouTube channel from USAID.
We spent $14 million for social cohesion in Mali, whatever the hell that means.
So I can go on and on.
I got the list here, and there's more.
I didn't even bring the whole list.
In the case of El Salvador, absolutely.
Absolutely.
We deported gang members, gang members, including the one you had a margarita with.
And that guy is a human trafficker and that guy is a gangbanger.
And the evidence is going to be clear in the days to come.
You're going to have to depart.
Andrew Rubio has the floor.
Chairman, he can't make unsubstantiated credit like that.
Secretary Rubio has the floor.
Andre Rubio should take that testimony to the federal United States because he hasn't done it under oath.
Here's another point, okay?
There is a division in our government between the federal branch and the judicial branch.
No judge, and the judicial branch cannot tell me or the president how to conduct foreign policy.
No judge can tell me how I have to outreach to a foreign partner or what I need to say to them.
And if I do reach to that foreign partner and talk to them, I am under no obligation to share that with the judiciary branch.
Just like a judge cannot order me to negotiate with a foreign minister of Russia, they cannot order me to negotiate with a foreign minister or the president of El Salvador.
And if I did negotiate with them, which we have responded to them, and we've told them we've had communications with the president of El Salvador, I am under no obligation under our division of powers in this country to share with the judicial branch how I conduct the diplomacy of the United States.
It would actually be counterproductive.
If I started sharing with courts, or frankly, with the media, my conversations with foreign leaders and all of their details, no foreign leader would talk to me again.
Pause it right there.
Get his tongue in his mouth.
Break trust with them.
Pause it.
We need the.
So I have complied with every court.
This is mic drop.
Bring down the sunglasses.
Stick in the doobie.
Don't stick in the doobie, people.
Don't do drugs.
Marco Rubio crushing it.
Now, everyone's saying, you know, this is presidential material.
My understanding of the order of things is it would be J.D. Vance in 2028.
And so one does not want to give competition to J.D. Vance.
But Marco Rubio has, I mean, I remember making fun of little Marco.
I didn't use the word little Marco because back then I was much more polite and I was reserved and I would give analysis and not be sassy.
Mind how times have changed.
Marco Rubio, I don't know, has leveled up.
It's like he's on intellectual steroids, people.
And it's amazing.
One thing I would actually, I had the idea earlier, like, has anyone FOIA Van Holland's trip expenditures to El Salvador?
That whole thing about, oh, I didn't order the margarita.
It was Bukele who brought the margaritas unordered, unasked for, in order to snap that photo and embarrass me.
I'm skeptical.
I don't trust anything.
And we're going to get into it in a second.
I don't trust anything.
What you do is you gather the information you can from all the sources you can, trusted and untrusted, and trustworthy and untrustworthy, because you can glean information even from untrustworthy sources.
But I'd like to know, I don't believe that he didn't order the margarita.
I believe that if someone brings something to your table in a foreign country that you didn't order, you say something the second it gets to the table.
Now, maybe that's just my neuroses and someone's bringing potential poison to the table.
I'd say, no, take your poison back.
I didn't order that.
That would have been my reaction, not to sit there with a margarita glass and a photo op with the guy because he went down for the photo.
Okay, set that aside.
Fuck Marco Rubio.
Someone really likes Marco Rubio.
Man, slow it down.
I think he's married.
Bada bing, bada boom.
One does not just fuck Marco Rubio people.
And no, I understood that that was a disapproval and not a request for fornication.
I'm liking Marco Rubio these days.
And I'm glad we could start with that unrelated clip of Marco Rubio to bring up the mic drop clip of Marco Rubio addressing what some are calling fake news, what others are calling treasonous leaks of classified information.
And it's an amazing thing to see how people digest information depending on their proclivities and depending on what they want to see in that information.
I'm trying to understand Schrödinger's cat or Schrödinger's cat, whatever the hell you pronounce it, the paradox or the mind thought experiment of Schrödinger's cat, a cat which is both alive and dead until it's observed.
I don't understand the paradox, so I don't understand if I'm using the analogy properly, but I'm becoming increasingly convinced that what we are witnessing in real time, it's an iteration of the one screen two films.
We're looking at the same thing, and we will interpret it in light of how we want to interpret it, in light of the future agendas that we either want to pursue, want to avoid, or want to prove.
The example that we're going to deal with today is the breaking news of the alleged leaks of classified intel to the effect that the mission, Operation Midnight Hammer, was not the smashing total obliteration success that the administration claimed it was, but that it did damage, but not as much damage as was expected.
Why I say this is Schrödinger's cat, Schrödinger's cat, someone's killing me in the chat because I'm not pronouncing it properly.
We are going to look at the same thing, and it will either be total obliteration or insufficient obliteration, depending on what you want to see out of that same image, that same set of facts.
If you're the Mark Levins of the world and you wanted this conflict to escalate into broader conflict, deeper war, you're going to look at it and say, we didn't do enough.
We got to go back.
We got to escalate.
If you're CNN, you're going to look at it and say, they didn't do enough.
Trump failed.
If you're Trump admin, you're going to say, we did enough.
We did a massive amount of damage.
Well, it's not total obliteration, annihilation, because things are still there.
But it's going to be the argument that it was a massively successful mission that has set Iran back months, if not years, and therefore mission accomplished.
Marco Rubio addresses the fake news in another mic drop moment.
This is Eric Doherty.
Mic drop.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio absolutely obliterates the narrative that Trump's strikes on Iran were somehow, quote, ineffective, end quote, against Iran's nuclear regime.
Understand the terminology here.
Ineffective might be an understatement.
Obliteration.
Did it do everything under the sun that you wanted it to do?
If you're CNN and you want to say Trump didn't have a successful mission, you'll interpret it as saying no.
If you're Mark Libby and you want to say, no, we got to get back, you'll say no.
If you're the Trump administration, you're going to say it did everything we needed to do.
Listen to this.
These leak.
Well, we don't need to hear me listen to the thing.
You're going to listen to Mark Orubio say it himself.
First of all, on this stuff about the intelligence, this is what a leaker is telling you the intelligence says.
That's the game these people play.
They read it, and then they go out and characterize it the way they want it characterized, and they're leakers.
This is the game they play.
So that's number one.
Number two, here's a fact.
The conversion facility, which you can't do with a nuclear weapon without a conversion facility.
We can't even find where it is, where it used to be on the map.
You can't even find where it used to be because the whole thing is just blackened out.
It's gone.
It's wiped out.
It's wiped out.
Then we dropped 12 of the strongest bombs on the planet right down the hole in two places.
Everything underneath that mountain is in bad shape.
And I refer you to the statement of the IAEA, Mr. Grossi.
You know what he said?
He said there was Iran, the way it looked the day before the attack, and what their nuclear program looks like now.
Two very different things.
They are way behind where they were just seven days ago.
Now, anything in the world can be rebuilt, but now we know where it is.
And if they try to rebuild it, we'll have options there as well.
But all this leaker stuff, these leakers are professional stabbers.
That's what they are.
They go out and they read this stuff, and then they tell you what it says against the law, but they characterize it for you in a way that's absolutely false.
There's no way Iran comes to the table of somehow nothing had happened.
This was complete and total obliteration.
They're in bad shape.
They are way behind today compared to where they were just seven days ago because of what the president did.
Now, we'll pause that for one second.
Let me grab it and bring it back here.
So for those of you who may not have heard the news, there was an article written in CNN, as per leaks of classified information from people familiar with the source, that the strikes were not.
I mean, we're talking about variations of success that depending on what you want to see, you'll see what you want to see.
The leaker said, it didn't destroy everything.
So therefore, CNN will say, mission was a failure.
Mark Levin will say, mission not yet accomplished.
We need to still go to hot war with Iran.
And the leak was violative of the law.
Now, Caroline Levitt yesterday, after the news broke, came out and said, the story's false and is classified information that should never have been leaked.
And whoever did it is traitors.
Now, two things can be true at once, but some people, you can argue for them.
You don't need to agree with the argument.
Some people are going to say, well, if it's classified and leaked and therefore illegal, is it accurate?
And if it's inaccurate, then why qualify it with saying that it's also a classified leak of information?
One could argue that it can't both be classified information and inaccurate at the same time.
You don't need to be a philosophizer to appreciate that.
The reality is more like Marco Rubio explained, it might be true, but incomplete and therefore giving an incomplete picture of the situation.
But if you hadn't heard, hold on, that's not the right one.
That was the second one I want to bring up because we got to speaking of reliable sources and being predictably wrong and therefore being able to gauge assessment accordingly, even from knowingly unreliable sources.
This is what Caroline Levitt said in respect of the story.
Is it only yesterday?
My goodness, it was only yesterday.
And it was four o'clock in the afternoon yesterday.
Fake news, CNN strikes again from Caroline Levitt.
The alleged quote assessment end quote is flat out wrong and was classified as quote top secret end quote, but was still leaked to CNN by anonymous, low-level loser in the intelligence community.
I'm playing devil's advocate and steelmanning it.
People are going to say, how can it be flat out wrong and also top secret?
And some people are going to say the fact that they're acknowledging that it was a classified, classified as top secret and leaked is a testament to the fact that it's accurate.
And therefore, the first half of the statement is misleading or government propaganda.
I can hear people making that argument.
People are making that argument.
The flip side to that, to the extent that we know, as a matter of fact, that despite Trump making much better appointments to cabinets, to administration in 2025 than he did in 2016, 2017, you still have lingering holdouts, saboteurs within.
Back in the day, you had, what was his name, General Mark Milley, You know, within the administration, outright lying and outright treasonously, traitorously giving advanced notice or advising adversaries that they will give advanced notice if there's a strike on China, for example.
You have Mark Milley lying to concealing information from the president as relates to troops in Syria.
So you have saboteurs from within the administration that have not yet been purged.
So it's not beyond the realm of reality that you might still have saboteurs in there who then prepare a wildly biased or interpreted based on what they want to see out of it, top secret classified document that they then leak to somebody to give it the illusion of credibility.
That might be what we're seeing right now.
The leaking of this alleged assessment is a clear attempt to demean President Trump and discredit the brave fighter pilots who conducted a perfectly executed mission to obliterate Iran's nuclear program.
Everyone knows what happens when you drop 14, 30,000 pound bombs perfectly on their targets, total obliteration.
So that is what Caroline Levitt had to say about the leak.
She also had something else to say about the leak.
When we're talking about predictably unreliable sources, you can surmise or at least assess in advance what might be predictably unreliable.
This is Caroline Levitt addressing one of the three co-authors of the article.
CNN story was written by the same, quote, reporter, end quote, who wrote the very first fake news story claiming the Hunter Biden laptop was disinformation.
How'd that work out for you at Natasha Bertrand?
Can you imagine Natasha Bertrand?
You'll never live this down.
But remember, everybody, Natasha wasn't the one who was spreading disinformation.
She was merely quoting what 51 intelligence officers were saying.
And they themselves were not saying it was Russian disinformation.
They were just saying it had the earmarks of a Russian information campaign.
Hunter Biden's story, Russian disinfo.
Dozens of former Intel officials say more than 50, 50 former intelligence officials signed a letter casting doubt on the provenance of the New York Post story on the former vice president's son.
She didn't say anything objective.
All that Natasha Bertrand said right there is that some people within the intelligence community are saying something.
So what Natasha reported was 100% accurate and she cannot be blamed as a propagandist hack.
Okay.
So disregard the story entirely.
Some people are going to say, you don't get to do that.
The administration acknowledges the leak came.
It was classified top secret information, but it's inaccurate, saboteur from within, trying to undermine the successful mission that the president had.
And I can appreciate that a lot of people are going to adhere to that.
My bottom line takeaway from all of it is we're dealing with Schrödinger's box almost literally, as far as I understand, the thought experiment.
We don't know what's going on under the ground over there.
We can see it when the IEAE comes in and says, yeah, what was there yesterday is no longer there today.
We're looking at satellite images of what appears to be collapsed in hole in the desert where you can see the three perfect entry marks of the bunker busting, which don't leave massive craters on land.
They do devastation under the ground.
And they're saying it has to be destroyed.
Everybody knows what happens when you drop, what was it, 18 bunker, 18 30,000 pound bunker busting missiles on a desert underground lair for nuclear development.
Then others are going to say, okay, fine.
Concede that it probably destroyed a lot of what's in there.
We'll see the scope of the damage in the coming days.
What happens if they got their expensive stuff out?
What happens if they got their 400 kilograms of enriched uranium up to 60% out the day before, as some reports are claiming there was some abnormal vehicle activity in the area?
All right, it destroyed everything in the holes.
Let's just say obliterated substantially what was in the holes, but what was taken out for the purposes of potentially refining?
Marco Rubio says the refining thingy thing that makes the warhead without which you don't have a nuclear warhead, substantially damaged, set back months, if not more.
And at the end of the day, we are probably looking at the exact same thing and then concluding from it that which we want to conclude either to discredit an administration, to give credit to the administration, to further justify further foreign conflict, or to further justify no more further conflict.
And I think at this point in time, the administration would have it in their agenda to not want to promote further, deeper conflict with Iran.
I think they understand that.
And even if it wasn't 1,000% success, they would pass it off as such so that they don't give the fear, the lingering impression that future additional strikes or further invasion might be necessary.
But for the time being, let's just say it is flipping cool.
I've been looking into like bunker busting bombs and some of the footage out there of the tests are just mind-blowing.
The B2 bomber or the stealth bomber is the most amazing, it's a work of art.
It's like when science achieves a certain level of awesomeness, it's indistinguishable from magic.
Absolutely amazing.
Someone's going to have to tell me along lines if I'm misunderstanding the Schrödinger's box, but I think we're at that point right now.
Substantial damage was done.
Nobody can disagree with that.
Whether or not it was good enough will only depend on what you want in the future or want to avoid in the future.
CNN wants to make Trump look feckless.
Good luck with that.
There are some GOP members who are suggesting that Trump be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I don't think anyone with half a brain, set aside the Iran-Israel conflict, for everything that he's done already and in the past.
We'll get to the Abram Accords, give him another three years.
How many?
Three and a half years.
And I don't think anybody with half a brain is going to deny that he deserves it.
The only question is whether or not that Nobel Peace Prize is worth anything given the other illustrious, infamous people who have been awarded a Nobel Peace Prize.
Good morning.
No, what day is it?
Now what day is it?
What time is it?
It's 3.20 on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Good afternoon, everybody.
How goes the battle?
Viva Fry, former Montreal litigator, turned, current Florida Rumbler.
It's a little hot in here.
I don't know if you're going to see me sweating.
We had the air conditioning unit serviced.
I'm still, you know, Canadian, used to Canada.
We had air conditioners in Canada, but you would only turn them on when it got really hot for the three days in summer.
I'm not used to having an AC unit running 24-7, seven days a week, 12 months a year.
And I didn't realize you got to change those filters.
It's important to change the filters.
When the guy pulled out the filter, it was the nasty, And the one downstairs in particular, because our two dogs, one is paralyzed, the other one's blind, they don't go upstairs very often.
In fact, the paralyzed one never goes upstairs.
What was in the filter down on the ground floor was supreme nastiness.
And you get, and I hadn't changed a filter in a very long time.
The stuff clogs up, the air goes around, dirt gets up into the coils, the thick layer of dog fur and dust and hair, and then the moisture that that gathers.
It was amazing.
I learned a very expensive lesson.
Change the filters once a month to avoid massive cleaning costs, however often you get them.
Okay, we are live on Rumble, vivabarneslaw.locals.com and Twitter.
And I post the clips to Commitube afterwards.
As we will.
I think you misunderstood my rant yesterday.
The son of the former Shah of Iran made a speech calling this Iran's Berlin Wall moment.
Please look into it.
He said the admin in Tehran is falling apart.
It's God willing, it continues on the trajectory that it's on right now.
Everybody out there wants to say, like, everyone who voiced concern, take the ale, you idiots.
You panicked.
There's a long play here, and everyone is hoping that the concerns for what could have quickly descended into protracted combat, protracted war, do not occur.
I don't like people suggesting Trump get a Nobel Peace Prize right now because of a ceasefire that's been in effect for two days.
Anybody familiar with Middle Eastern ceasefires?
They're unicorns, and there's a lot of good analysis out there as to why this particular ceasefire looks like it might last, looks like it should last, because everyone might have punched themselves out.
But like Schrödinger's box, Iran came to the table either because Trump obliterated the nuclear weapons program that they had, or they never had one in the first place, or they're developing one, and now they're coming to the table so they can go and develop one in clandestine mountains elsewhere in the desert of Iran.
We'll see.
But hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
And thus far, Trump's presidency has been transformational on certain issues.
It'll not be perfect on everything.
And whatever risks there were for escalation and catastrophic compromising of Trump's further agenda for the rest of his presidency, for the time being, seem to have been averted.
And if this turns into something lasting, my goodness, finalize the Abram Accords and bring peace or at least tolerance of coexisting nations to the Middle East.
That's a Nobel Peace Prize material right there.
Okay, that was one story.
Fake news, however, is not limited to CNN.
Let me actually, just a little parentheses.
Someone was giving me a hard time on Twitter yesterday because they're saying, oh, you're relying on CNN.
They're fake news.
What's truly amazing, by the way, is how people, you know, CNN is fake news propaganda.
It doesn't mean it's always wrong, but it means that it's fake news propaganda and cannot be trusted.
Everybody all of a sudden is now trusting, once again, Fox News, the same Fox News that called Arizona, the same Fox News that paid $787 million to Dominion to settle a bogus lawsuit.
I don't trust Fox News either.
Then you say, you don't trust anybody and I don't trust anybody.
Do I trust the administration?
Do I trust them?
I trust them to do the right thing for their agendas, which is not necessarily telling the cold, hard truth all the time.
I trust them to interpret consequences in the light most favorable to them.
And that's what I believe that they're doing right now.
But ultimately, distrust what you know you can distrust.
Trust what you know you can trust, but still verify.
And understand that everyone's got their agenda and they're going to push that agenda through means that can either be intellectually honest, intellectually justifiable, or intellectually dishonest.
CNN, crap fake news to be treated as such.
Fox News, in my view, also crap fake news to be treated as such.
This administration, I trust it much more than every other administration, but they are going to interpret facts in the manner most favorable to their agenda, and that will apply to everything.
And therefore, you digest all of that information, you get your information from every source possible, and then you come to the best assessment you can as a human with a independent, fully functioning brain, and you hope to get it sufficiently accurate.
Speaking of consistently, predictably unreliable resources, sources, is a man named Pekka Koliomieni.
He's a man that I have some fun with on the internet because he was called to the Canadian parliament to testify as an expert in the Canadian McCarthy trials, communism trials, against Lauren Chen.
They brought in Lauren Southern to grill these Canadian content creators, these Canadian legal, no political analysts, political commentators.
I do not use the word influencers because it's a whorish word that nobody who has respect for themselves would use to describe what they do.
They hauled them in.
They brought in Rachel Gilmore as a so-called expert on disinformation.
And they brought in this guy, Pekka Koliomieni, Kalioniemi, as an expert on Russian disinformation.
If you follow Pekka's Twitter feed, and I give him a hard time every now and again, I'm sure he's a nice guy, but he's either got his own agenda, got his own audience capture, got his own reasons for doing what he's doing.
I consistently call him out on his bullshit propaganda because he is predictably, reliably a bullshit propagandist.
It's almost like he's employed by Ukraine, and I don't suggest that he is, but he's quite clearly anti-Russian and rapidly so.
Yesterday, Beka Kolyomieni puts out a tweet that says the following.
ICE detained a Norwegian tourist who had a JD Vance meme on their phone.
They weren't allowed to enter the country.
First thing that I had a query of is why he said they when the guy's clearly a he, as far as I could have told.
But we'll probably not get back to that because I don't think anything in the story resolves that query, unless he was just using it in the neutral sense of the person they.
All right.
These are the same people who blame Europe for lack of free speech.
Now, I saw this tweet and I like to every now and again put out the prediction before I look into it.
And maybe I'll be embarrassed because I'll be wrong in my prediction.
Predictions are not assessments of fact people.
They are predictions for the future.
And sometimes they require more than two to three days to age.
I say to Pekka, has it occurred to you that you might not have the whole story?
I'm reaching out to people that I know on the inside to see what info I can find.
But if a one-sided story doesn't make sense on its face, chances are you're not getting the whole story.
I know that's tough for a propagandist to understand, but try.
All right.
Then we go to see the information that we have at hand.
There were a number of articles.
One came from the Daily Mail and the other one came from another source, which had additional information to the story.
All right.
Spoiler, by the way, guys.
I reached out to people on the inside and then DHS actually made a public statement.
It's bullshit, but we'll get there.
But then again, DHS might be picking their facts and viewing the situation most favorably to them and saying, you know, he wasn't not let into the country for a meme.
He was not led into the country for admitted drug use that was contemporaneous, it would seem, with, I don't know.
Okay, but hold on.
Mail online, as it reported the article, Norwegian tourist 21 is barred from entering the U.S. after ICE agents find ICE guards find meme showing J.D. Vance with a bald head on his phone.
So these two things might be temporally accurate, but they're not causally related.
Yeah, he was barred from it.
And they did find a meme on his phone later on.
But in the interim, in between, there was a little issue about drugs that we'll get into in a second.
A Norwegian tourist claims he was harassed and refused entry to the United States after they found a meme of J.D. Vance.
I read this yesterday, so I'll be quick with it.
His plans were thrown into disarray.
He was pulled aside by border control and put in a cell.
Oh, yeah.
So they didn't find the meme on his phone yet.
They pulled him aside and put him in a cell, allegedly, before finding the meme.
So you might want to think something else occurred in there.
The tourist was then subjected to what he described as an abuse, power, harassment.
They asked questions about drug trafficking.
Well, that's the first time my ears picked up in terms of what questions they ask people when they try to cross a border.
It's not exactly the most obvious question that you would ask just a random person.
Terrorist plots and right-wing extremism without reason.
A lot of people didn't pick up on this either.
They're asking him about right-wing extremism.
It doesn't strike me as though that would be a Trump MAGA type ice age.
And it's not the type of thing they would ask someone if their agenda is to, as we now know, deny the existence of a right-wing extremist threat in America, but set that aside as well.
Mikkelsen, by the way, his name is the same thing as a famous other Norwegian actor, Mads Mikkelsen.
Apparently, Mads is like the Norwegian version of Matthew, so it's a very common name.
He claimed officers threatened him with a $5,000 fine if he refused to give the password to his mobile phone.
Hmm.
So all of this occurred before they found the meme of J.D. Vance on his phone.
They then, they, guards, reportedly, they don't say then, but this is temporally, after they took him aside, after they asked him about drug trafficking, after they had clearly flagged this guy for reasons, they then find the meme on his phone.
After discovering the image, authorities sent him home to Norway the same day.
Maybe that's why they call him a they.
Okay, look at him.
By the way, I said this yesterday.
Kind of looks like a bit of a jerk, like an entitled sassy jerk.
Thinks, okay, I don't know what the hell's going on here.
Okay, fine.
It comes after all.
The rest of this I wrote.
So that's the story.
Then in doing a little bit more digging, I come across another story, which has one additional fact, which is well worth noting.
Norwegian tourists claims U.S. endem entry over JD Mansfeem.
Authorities said it was his drug.
Oh, damn it.
Well, this is the one that confirmed it later.
But let me see.
Is this one that handed here?
The second photo seen by ICE officials by Michelson's own admission was a wooden pipe he made himself a few years ago.
Yes, because people often keep pictures of a wooden pipe on their phone that they made years ago while they simultaneously admit to drug use.
But I saw that in another article and I'm like, okay, this is nonsense.
I reach out to someone I know and they confirm, as DHS subsequently confirms, yeah, it wasn't the meme.
It was the admitted drug use.
Now we get the fact check.
This one came out, came out this morning.
Norwegian tourist claims it was that he was denied over the meme.
Authorities said it was drugs.
Two Pictures Spoiled Mads Dream Vacation read a headline from Norwegian newspaper Nordleys on Monday, which was amplified by the British tabloid on Tuesday.
What's funny is when I spoke with my source, they weren't aware of the article yet.
And they were like, what the hell is this?
It's like, it is funny.
It starts off small in Norway.
Nobody cares about it.
It gets amplified by the Daily Mail.
It gets viewed by Viva, who says, this story doesn't make a lick of sense.
Another article reporting that the kid had a photo of a pipe on his thing.
Viva reaches out and then CHS, CHS, no.
VHS, I'm sorry, comes out with a statement.
Mads Mickelson, not the Danish actor, yada yada.
He told his outlet he was denied entry in the U.S. after handing over his phone to immigration ICE, who came across a meme of J.D. Vance.
Mikkelsen claimed he was threatened.
Yada yada, we got that too.
On social media, anti-Trump influencers, including former Republican Adam Kinzinger.
Adam Kinzinger, who still hasn't deleted the tweet about the ghost of Kiev.
Adam Kinzinger, the stupid jackass.
I'm a Canadian schnook.
I don't fire firearms very often.
Even I know that if you're going to shoot a heavy piece of metal, you angle it down so that the shrapnel goes down.
Kinzinger, apparently a man who served, doesn't even know that.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, there was a video where they took him and some other dude went shooting steel and the idiots kept it flat.
And then a piece of bullet ricocheted and hit the journalist in the arm.
Kinzinger, crybaby, is an idiot.
Also, he supports modern day slavery.
Kinzinger's an idiot.
So we can know that this guy is prone to being an idiot.
And the Krassenstein brothers shared reports of the denial of entry and encouraged the spreading of more advanced memes, which became popular.
Oh, the Krassenstein brothers, who encouraged people to put out more 8647s.
The Krassenstein brothers, who, in my view, rightly got a visit from the FBI after saying, hey guys, go out and say this and do this, but didn't get charged.
They deserve to get charged.
Go look up the Krassensteins in 8647 debacle.
You'll catch some of my tweets there as well.
Yada, yada, yada.
Thank you.
Okay, fine here.
Norwegian tourists refused entry and deported after ICE finds J.D. Mance Meme.
Bullshit.
These are the same people who blame Europe for lack of free speech.
Oh, disinformation researcher Pekka Koyomieni posted on X. Tricia McLaughlin, a spokesperson for the DHS who oversees ICE and Custom Border Patrol, called the claims he was denied entry over the Vance memes false BS.
They said in a post, Mads Mickelson was not denied entry for political reasons.
It was for his admitted drug reuse.
The second photo seen by ICE on Mickelson's own admission was a wooden pipe he'd made himself a few years ago.
He told the Nordleys that the officials asked him, quote, direct questions about drug smuggling, terrorist plots, and right-wing extremism, and that he had been forced to give a blood sample.
It remains unclear why Mickelson was subjected to heightened scrutiny because the Border Patrol did not answer Time's request for comment.
The bigger picture.
I don't think we care about the bigger picture.
Yeah, people admitted drug use and then asked for blood tests to see if he's on drugs, bringing drugs in.
But not because of a meme.
So Pekka, disinformation specialist, we can chat sometime.
I'll tell you that if the story seems too stupid to be true and all you have, it's one unsubstantiated side of the story, chances are you don't have the whole story.
Morons.
Morons.
I feel like what's her name?
Judge Judy.
What do we got here?
Snooty Mims says, avoiding World War III is always nice.
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You balance out junkie food with healthy and natural Biltong.
Well, speaking of 4th of July, we're planning our, it's not spring break, it's summer break now.
We're figuring out what to do with the kids.
I've only had one 4th of July in America, and it was the first 4th of July that we got here when we fled communism, packed up everything we had.
I bought a trailer from the bike shop I used to work at.
We packed everything that we could fit into that trailer, went to the border, everything, papers in hand.
What do they call those things?
Diplomas in hand.
And we went to the border and we spent two hours there and they looked over everything and they stamped us and they said, come on in.
And it was freaking freedom.
And we drove down with that trailer and the family and the two special needs dogs.
And we got to America on July 1st or July 2nd.
And that was the first July 4th I'd ever had in America.
And I don't remember it, not because we got drunk or anything, just because we're so in a frenzy of trying to figure out how to like get water to work, connect water to a house.
We're going to celebrate a proper 4th of July, and I think I'm going to document it.
So I need to find a fireworks store and get some good, big fireworks and make sure not to blow my hand or worse off this 4th of July.
Happy 4th of July in advance to everybody.
All right.
What else?
Let me see what's going on in our vivabarnslaw.locals.com community in terms of questions, queries, and comments.
Marta says, Judge Judy is back and better than ever.
Joe Maskew says, oh, God, crazy that they made that happen.
Okay, hold on.
There's a meme in here.
If you had made it, if you had made it on July 4th, it would have been more apropos.
Yeah, the funny, well, we left on June something.
But one of those days is Canadian Independence Day.
I think Canadian Independent Day.
Canadian Independence Day is July 1st.
Yeah, 1st of July.
So we actually got to America on Canadian Independence Day, and then we celebrated our independence on July 4th.
Oh, and I like to say one of these days, maybe I'll be governor of Florida, because it would seem that you don't have to have been a citizen for long in order to become not the mayor, but a candidate for the mayor, which segs us into our next story of the day.
Holy crab apples, people.
I've gone down a deep, dark, dirty rabbit hole with Zoran Mamdani, and I cannot hear his name without thinking, you don't mess with the Zorhan.
You don't mess with the Zoran.
And there would be an awful irony in that because, you know, if you haven't seen You Don't Mess with the Zohan, I think it was Adam Sandler's last objectively good movie, a movie that you could not make today in any realm of the universe.
But it was called You Don't Mess with the Zohan.
And Zohan was an Israeli Mossad agent who moves to America because he wants to be a hairstylist.
And then he gets brought back in for one last mission.
Movie's pretty damn funny.
But if you haven't been paying attention to the news, a man who comes from, I'm going to forget the country now.
I'll have to get in this.
It's in the bio that we're going to bring up, has been a citizen only since 2018, but has been in the country for 20, let's say 27 years, give or take, 25 years.
A radical, and I'm saying radical, that's a subjective term.
Leftist is objective.
Socialist is objective.
I think he'd be very proud of it.
And I think he might even be proud of being called a radical.
Just, I'm going to say obliterated, it's a subjective term as well.
But you had Bernie Sanders the day before yesterday where they had the election saying, you know, this is going to be close.
It's going to be razor thin.
Get out and vote, everybody.
It didn't end up being razor thin.
It didn't end up being close.
He obliterated Cuomo.
Cuomo, who was more popular with the working class.
This guy is more popular with the university class.
I cannot look at this guy.
This guy's a living, walking, talking caricature of Champagne socialists.
Oh, yeah, we're going to play it.
Yeah, let's see what.
I'm once again asking you.
Apparently, people seem to like my Bernie Sanders impression.
I am asking you to go vote for Zor Mandani.
He wants to nationalize grocery stores.
He wants to give you free health care.
He wants to oppose what's going on in the Middle East.
He wants to give you everything and a unicorn, but mostly free food from government-run grocery stores.
We'll get there.
It is hot here in Washington, D.C. I know it's hot in New York City.
I thought he was going to go somewhere with global warming.
That is because global warming is objectively true.
You have 12 years left to live.
And if you don't adhere to everything Greta Tunbuck said, you are a bad, bad American.
Okay, I'll shut my mouth and play this out through here.
It is hot here in Washington, D.C. I know it's hot in New York City.
But that is not an excuse for not coming out to vote.
Zoran has run an extraordinary campaign.
He has taken on the entire establishment.
They've thrown zillions of dollars at him.
Last poll had him in the lead.
Zurin can become the next mayor of New York City, but it won't happen unless large numbers of people come out and vote today.
Let's do it.
Let's come out and vote.
Let's elect Zoran, the next mayor of New York.
Thanks very much.
It is hot here in Washington.
I know it's hot in New York City.
New York.
What that is not an excuse for not coming out to vote.
Sorry, we can stop it now.
I've had enough.
Zoran, New York.
It's not New York City.
It's New York City for emphasis.
It's hot.
That's not an excuse for coming out.
It's the result of climate change and corporate greed.
Go out and vote for the guy who's going to make sure that you will own nothing and be happy after he nationalizes.
Get out of here, Bernie.
We're done with you.
After he nationalizes grocery stores.
So I've been doing a very, very deep dive into this guy.
I went back to his tweets.
And like, what's funny is going back to people's tweets when they had presumably no idea they'd be in the position that they're in.
What is it now?
14 years later?
Because his account goes to 2011.
It's like, if you go back, I want to go back to see some of my tweets.
I'm not nervous about there being any like, you know, politically incorrect or embarrassing tweets.
Just stupid.
Like, what the hell was I tweeting?
I mean, it might not be much better now, but I went back to this guy's tweets.
It's like, it's like robots.
I don't know what the hell the dude's tweeting about, but I found some gems.
One second.
I found some gems of tweets, but we'll get to those in a second.
Just in terms of policy, Zoran Mamdani, and we'll get to his bio in a second, is literally talking about nationalizing or at least making grocery stores government run.
And here you have this guy who owns, what's the name of the grocery store?
Gristettis.
I don't know.
I know Trader Joe and what's the other one there?
There's another famous grocery store.
Trader Joe?
This is what he has to say about it.
Listen to this.
And don't worry, people.
It's all going to work its way out.
Polls are open in the New York City Mayor or primary.
Socialist candidate Zoran Mandami, he proposes to open grocery stores owned and operated by the government.
Here with me now is John Catsuratidis.
He is the owner of a very unknown grocery chain.
It's called Gristides.
By the way, just to flip it back to Burns, to Bernie Sanders.
Dude, look, there were breadlines, and that's a good thing.
The breadlines are a good thing.
I'm going to pull that one up while we listen to this guy.
Listen to what is coming to New York, people.
Vote with your feet, vote with your dollar, get out of that calmie hellhole and come to Florida is basically the punchline here.
And John, I want to know what you think a government-run grocery store would look like.
Well, it didn't work in Moscow.
True.
And when I'm growing up, I learned one thing.
Don't fight City Hall.
So if City Hall is running the grocery stores, let them run it.
Don't arrest anybody.
Give it away for free and let the people eat.
You're not going to close down Gristidi's.
Well, I'm not going to fight City Hall.
But you're not going to close it down.
Well, you never know.
That's your channel.
I mean, it's a threat, but you're not going to do it.
Let me say something.
The toughest business, we have a lot of companies.
We have seven, eight, ten companies.
I like the way it kind of sounds like the Italian version of Donald Trump.
And if my son is taking over, and guess what?
The toughest company we have is retail food.
So low margins, high regulation, high retail.
I mean, high rent if you don't own the buildings.
And if you do own the buildings, it's high cost of operation for low margins.
Shoplifting, other issues that come along with doing business in New York.
You know, the retail stores in the, not grocery, but retail in the West Coast, they're packing up and leaving.
When you decriminalize shoplifting under a thousand bucks, packing up and leaving.
Not exactly the same thing, but going to work for the government?
Do I want my son to suffer?
But you want him to inherit the grocery store chain?
No, let him inherit the oil company who's doing very well.
Let him inherit, our real estate company is doing very well.
And let him inherit our investment company is doing very well.
Hold on.
Am I the only one?
This guy is the Italian version of Donald Trump, the way he talks.
But.
Okay.
Look, I did it.
54 years I did it.
My time is up.
I'm saying Italian, but he might actually be Greek.
That's just the New York accent.
Mamdami.
Here.
He's a socialist.
Yes, he wins.
What does that do to New York?
Because he's going to tax.
It's going to hurt New York corporations.
It's going to free bus rides, for heaven's sake.
It's going to hurt New York.
I would say a lot of the capitalists, a lot of the business people say, I don't want to fight City Hall.
So, Florida, here I come.
You know, I say there's more New Yorkers in Florida than Floridians, by the way.
You know, sometimes American Journal will talk about how bad a country is because people are lining up for food.
That's a good thing.
In other countries, people don't line up for food.
The rich get the food and the poor starve to death.
I'm once again asking you to get out there and vote for the socialists who will make breadlines great again.
All right, so that is um that is uh Zohran Mamdani from a political perspective.
I went through his Twitter feed.
It's a descent into madness.
But before we get down to the Twitter feed, we got to get to his bio.
Okay, let's let's just read this quickly.
It's Wikipedia.
Take it with a grain of salt.
Zoran Quamri Mamdani is an American politician who has served as a member of the New York State Assembly for the 36th District, based in Queens since 2021, member of the Democrat Party and the Democrat Socialist of America.
Okay, so he's proud of the Socialist Party, but it's not socialism, people.
Don't worry about it.
He is the presumptive nominee.
Well, now he's okay.
Born in Uganda, Mamdani immigrated to the U.S. as a child and graduated from Bowdoin College in 2014, worked as a housing advocate and rap music producer in New York City before entering politics.
He was first elected to the New York State Assembly in 2020 after defeating four-term incumbent and has since been re-elected without opposition.
2024, he announced his candidacy for the mayor.
Okay, fine.
Early life, when he was five, Mamdani and his family moved from Cape Town, moved to Cape Town, South Africa.
He attended St. George's Grammar School.
It's funny, I went to St. George's School in high school.
That was my third of three high schools.
While his father worked out at the University of Cape Town, the family moved to New York City when Mamdani was seven.
Some people, so he's been in the country as his parents have been since when he was seven.
He's 33 now, so that is 26 years.
Personal life, he was a naturalized citizen as of 2018.
A lot of people online are saying, in 2018, Mamdani was naturalized as an American citizen.
He is a Shi'i Muslim and identifies with the Twelver branch.
I got to open that up because I have no idea what that is.
The Twelver branch, also known as Imamism or Itna Ash'ari, is the largest branch of Shia Islam comprising about 90% of Shia Muslims.
The term Twelver refers to its adherents' belief in 12 divinely ordained leaders known as the 12 Imams and their belief that the last Imam, okay, keeps going on, he married a Syrian-American artist, Rama Dawaji, in early 2025.
As of 2025, the two live in an apartment in Astoria.
Mamdani is a supporter of English football arsenal.
Who gives a sweet bugger?
Some people online are flipping out at the fact that he's Muslim.
We'll get there.
Some people online are flipping out at the fact that how did this man become a naturalized citizen so quickly?
It wasn't that quickly.
He was naturalized in 2018 after having, 2018, he was 26 after having been in the country for about 20 years, give or take.
And I was like, I'm no expert, looked it up quickly, summarily.
There was no suspicious, expedited process of naturalization that went on with Mamdani.
What people's problem is, is that now you have yet again, not born in America, recently naturalized citizen in politics with a great deal of influence and power.
And if he hypothetically becomes the mayor of New York, massive power.
Does everybody listen to the song Lonely Island, Mayor of New York?
I'm going to play that in a bit, but I don't want to play it now because it'll get copyclaimed on Commitube later when I post this as a clip.
So there's been no suspiciously expedited process as there had been in other circumstances, in other cases.
I won't name names, but recently expelled students who suspiciously had gotten green cards in a suspiciously short period of time.
Okay, he's Muslim.
A lot of people freaking out about that.
New York's going to look like London, going to look like Europe and whatever.
Set that aside.
What I found particularly noxious about this guy is you go back and he is effectively, I will say, obsessed, obsessed with queer trans ideology.
And the question that I have is, how on earth can someone who is a religious Shia Muslim also promote transgenderism and queer 2SLGBTQIA plus ideology?
I want to show you something.
We're going to do advanced search and we're going to put in the word queer.
And we're going to go, let me see this here.
We can do this like this.
So you can see it in real time, people.
Here, here, queer.
Put that there.
This is not my words.
Hold on one second.
Let me just bring this back down here.
And the account is Zoran Mamdani.
And then we're going to go search.
Look at this.
It's absolute madness.
And I call him a radical, lefty, socialist, progressive, whatever the hell you want to call it.
Defund the police, pro-trans 2SLGBTQIS, whatever ideology.
Also, a Shia Muslim.
We're going to get to how all of these things work together or don't work together and why they don't work together in a second.
But let's just check out the search results for this, shall we?
I swear to you, I also felt like I have to be in a parody account.
This can't be the actual account of the man who is now the Democrat candidate for mayor who just defeated Andrew Cuomo, who I think is scum of the earth mass murderer.
So it's like we're dealing with two bottom of the barrel candidates here.
But I'm looking at this like, this has to be fake.
First of all, his avatar looks like parody.
The account, listen to this.
This is from 2020.
We don't need an investigation to know that the NYPD is racist, anti-queer, and a major threat to public safety.
What we need is to hashtag defund the NYPD.
You guys can do this on your own.
Just screen grab him because he also deletes a lot of tweets.
But your deal with the New York City mayor uses budget tricks to keep as many cops as possible on the beat.
God forbid.
No fake cuts, defund the police.
Queer liberation means defund the police.
This is Zohran Kwami Mamdani.
There's no queer liberation under occupation, not for the queer Palestinians murdered by the IDF because they're Palestinian, or even queer Israelis living under a far right living under a right-wing government.
Sorry, I didn't mean to add the word far there, just auto-like condition to see the two go together.
Queer movements and movements for racial justice.
No, no one's free until we're all free.
Fan of our campaign?
Fan of queer people?
Sounds like you need a Roti and Roses pride poster.
Turns out there are a lot of people who do.
We're almost out.
Can you donate $10?
When is this from?
2020.
This Pride Month is more important than ever to reckon with our queer family, especially our black and trans family still don't enjoy basic human rights and how they suffer from police violence at epidemic proportions.
And then we get into...
We mourn and honor the memories of 6 million Jews and millions of Romani, queer, and disabled people murdered by the Nazis, among them Joachim.
You go this tweet three years in a row, verbatim, the same tweet, just verbatim, like a flipping robot account posting what you would otherwise chalk up to be like Russian bot farm or Chinese bot farm or Indonesian bot farm accounts intended to stir social division in America.
Here it is.
I got it up here.
Look at this.
I felt like I was taking crazy pills.
Look at this.
This was January 27, 2023.
Today's Holocaust Memorial Day.
We mourn and honor the Go on.
Verbatim.
The year earlier, the only difference is who he's honoring.
Sophie this time.
Verbatim, verbatim.
Today, the, we queer.
Today, the, we, queer.
Today, the, we queer.
This is crazy.
And now, the question then is, how on earth is a foreigner who's now a naturalized citizen, there's nothing wrong with that, who is Muslim Shia, I need to look up the thing about that, whether or not that the Twelvers is a particularly religious form of Islam out there promoting trans queer ideology while defunding the police.
And I had just a brief exchange with, I hope no one thought we were fighting because we weren't fighting.
It was, okay, good.
Nina Infinity who tweeted out this earlier today.
And I was like, you want to try to make sense of things that don't make sense?
The only way this makes sense is the following.
Nina Infinity, I've had her on the channel.
She's awesome.
She says, I'm so confused.
People are saying New York has fallen for electing a Muslim jihadist in the primaries.
Some people saying this.
I'm not using that term at all.
This dude is pro-LGBTQ, anti-gun, wants to decriminalize sex work.
By the way, I forgot to mention that.
He wants to legalize prostitution.
Literally all the hallmarks of classic, maybe even far-left liberal.
He's outspoken about being against the genocide in Gaza and said he would arrest Bibi if he came to New York City to follow the International Criminal Court, which he thinks should be practiced more.
All of this makes him a jihadist extremist Muslim somehow.
My personal takeaway from all of this, people, and you can take it for what it's worth because I'm sometimes on point and sometimes not, his sole purpose is to espouse policies and ideologies that will destabilize Western society, even if those policies and ideologies are mutually incompatible.
A Muslim Shia supporting transgender and queer ideology who wants to defund the police, it doesn't make sense because it doesn't make sense.
It's not about policy.
It's about destabilization.
And some people are going to say that's a mean thing to say about Zohran, Viva.
You've never even met the individual.
I've lived through 15 fucking years of his tweets and I feel all the dumber as a result of it.
This is actually on the, it's a commentary about the candidate, but it's also a commentary about the electorate that just elected him.
Now, bear in mind, he's been elected as the Democrat candidate, not yet elected as the mayor of New York.
This is as much a commentary on him as an individual as a populace that votes for that.
Someone put out a tweet that said, I forget what it was, but the bottom line, working class New Yorkers were supporting Cuomo.
It was the educated university radicalized leftists who supported Mamdani.
And what are they doing?
They are supporting policies to destabilize the structure, the patriarchy, because that's what they want to do with their progressive, regressive ideologies.
It's Marxist warfare, Marxist tactics.
Remember, Marxism is not a philosophy.
It's a tactic of war.
And I'm stealing that from Jack Pasobic in his book On Humans.
So, yeah, it's a commentary on Mamdani.
Mamdani is just the player.
It's the social contagion that elected this guy as the Democrat mayor.
It's the brainwashing Marxist ideology of university students who are very active, very mobilized, and just want someone to tear the entire system down.
How do you appeal to people who want to do that?
You espouse mutually conflicting, absolutely incompatible ideologies such as religious Shia Islam, transgender ideologies, defund the police, nationalize grocery stores, and you will break the system.
That's what it's about.
That's what the indoctrinated generation are looking for.
And for all of his mass murdering foibles, at least Andrew Cormel would have been sort of a system stabilizer.
And the young activist generation on the left doesn't want that.
They want to tear down the patriarchy and replace it with something more inclusive for everybody except the remnants of the patriarchy.
Defund the police.
I can't even bring myself to make the memes because it would be a cruel meme to make.
Yeah, defund the police, Mom Dunny.
That works out very well on the New York subway system.
Idiot.
To destroy from within.
Whoever said secession now to stop spreading the insanity.
No, that's not.
I wanted to bring up this one.
Not secession.
My fat fingers can't come to fasten.
I'm not getting it.
Here we go.
Destroy from within, says coder 182.
I hope that's a blink 182 reference.
The greatest band of all time in Cryptus, sir.
How goes the battle?
So, have you seen Montani's rap video?
I have not, but we will see it immediately.
Where is it?
I just dropped it into your Twitter DM.
Oh my goodness.
Okay, stop.
It's not good.
Stop, stop.
I got to get through the ads first before we...
I have not seen it.
I don't know if it's going to be actually good or actually bad.
Put it on pause.
Unmute.
Turn the volume down just a tad.
Now we're going to skip.
I'm going to make you a countryside chicken curry.
My name is Praveen.
Hello, everyone.
Pound and a half of chicken.
What's good?
Cardamom.
I'm going to try it again.
Mom!
You're living in our house now, mom.
We're not living in yours.
Why do I have to keep telling you this?
And then on Wednesday, you forget to pick up Nickel from school.
All of your medallers, your questions, and the TV series is hard to lose sight of the fact that you are not a good nanny.
I'm the best damn nanny that you ever done, see fuck top five nannies and fuck top three.
I'm the number one nanny, don't fuck with me.
Fuck any of the nannies, is they better than Praveen.
Cause I'm 85 years old, 85 years, go 85 years from my family, and my backs all outlast everybody, all my fucking haters.
Don't know me now, then you never know me later, say.
Hold on.
I kind of like this a lot.
I don't know whether to love it or hate it, but it's freaking hilarious.
Oh my.
Well, first of all, the beat's not bad.
Everyone knows it reminds me of Lonely Island, which is kind of in an elevator.
to the top At the top, we're going to be able to get it.
Okay, we're not going to play any more than this.
I am thoroughly convinced that this man is a used car salesman who just tricked people into voting him into the candidacy for the Democrat Party, whatever it is.
This man, I'm convinced, is an absolute, shameless, principless opportunist who will do and say whatever he thinks will get him elected.
And not just in this as like lower taxes, whatever.
He will appeal to the various groups, tweet out Holocaust Memorial Days while also tweeting out about Israeli genocide, while also tweeting out about transgender ideology, while also tweeting out about defunding the police because of their anti-queer bias.
Oh my goodness, I'm going to watch the rest of that afterwards.
But look, while we're getting copy claimed, let's go all out here.
Has everyone heard Lonely Island Mayor of New York?
Lonely Island Mayor of New York.
It's classic.
And hold on.
I Run New York is what it's called.
I can't play the whole thing, but...
Hold on a second.
If everybody does not listen to Lonely Island religiously, they have every single one of their songs is an absolute work of art.
Mute, lower it just a little bit, skip.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Mayor of New York.
Good morning.
It's been brought to my attention that many rap artists claim that they run New York, but this is not the case.
In fact, I wrote my own song about what it's really like.
Please excuse the profanity in advance.
Hit it.
It's got Billy Joe.
Gotta wait for the lyric.
Okay.
Okay, you have to go listen to the rest of it because it's glorious.
And I'll have to mute that when we put this to CommiTube.
That sounds a lot like the song that I made for Trump's assassination attempt.
We'll play that one late.
I want to hear that one.
I don't remember hearing that one.
That's how you make the video.
Say it again.
You helped make the music video for me.
I'm senile in Cryptus.
It's literally on your channel.
You helped make the video.
I made the song.
You made, put video on it.
I'm going to have to go refresh my memory.
I'm brain farting immediately.
I got hundreds of thousands of views.
What the hell?
Okay.
Hold on.
Send it to me.
This was the AI generated one.
Yeah, the one.
So I wrote the lyrics and then AI used Suno.
I remember now.
I just, I was, I was absolutely.
You want to say, bring up the link.
We'll watch that one for a second.
Let me see what's going on here in the chitty chat section.
And the, oh, I don't have the stupid thing open to get the.
Let me see if I can bring this up.
Okay, we got, I'm not going to, okay, whatever.
Let me, let me bring this up here.
We got the real problem is ranked choice voting, says NK telephone men.
Old school trucker says 12th Imam is the same ideology that is followed in Iran.
So like, I'm not, I, I stand by my skepticism and I stand by my theory.
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Snooty Quims.
Avoiding World War III is also.
Okay, I got this.
I got this.
The link is in your Twitter DM.
Oh, let's see this.
And this, there will be no copy claim issues with.
Notifications.
Twitter from your channel.
And I wrote it.
How am I so flipping senile?
I want to remember what it...
It gave me goosebumps.
Hold on.
Okay, here we go.
Everyone's going to see, like, don't use any blocker.
Now we just have to wait for about five more seconds.
There we go.
Okay, now we can do this.
Yo, the world's going round.
Yes, I remember.
And I said it sounded very, well, not, it was in the theme of Link, uh, Lincoln Park.
Together we can rise, never gonna fall.
In the face of the storm, we find in the calm.
Thank you God above, holding tight to his palms.
It was a rally night, crowd gathering tight.
In Buddha PA under the campaign light.
Shots ringing out, caught him by surprise.
Felt the burn on his ears, saw the fear in the eyes.
Dropped to his knees, secret service on guard.
Blood on his face, but he couldn't discard.
The will to fight, to stand and unite for peace and love under God's own light.
You, the world's going wild, but he's standing tall.
Together with your eyes, never gone afar.
In the face of the storm, we find in the car.
Thanking God above, holding tight to his palms.
One soul was lost, two were hurting the fray.
But his heart kept beating, couldn't turn away.
Snipers took the shooter, quick on the scene.
In just 26 seconds, restored to serene.
He bumped his fist and said, fight, fight, fight.
United, we stand in the darkest night.
Thankful for the brave who feeled at the harm.
God's hand upon us, we staying calm.
Yo, the world's going by, boy, standing tall.
Together we can rise, never car to fall.
In the face of the storm, we find in the calm.
Director of the United States Secret Service, Kimberly Cheeto, speaks exclusively with ABC News, taking responsibility for that stunning breakdown in security.
This is an event that should have never happened.
Who is most responsible for this happening?
What I would say is that the Secret Service is responsible for the protection of the former president.
So the buck stops with you?
Yep.
The buck stops with me.
I am the director of the Secret Service.
Yep.
No one's been fired.
No one's been reprimanded.
No one's been jailed.
No one's been charged.
And we're going to find out that Crooks acted alone.
And it was just a fortuitous series of events that happened.
Encryptus, we are raiding Redacted.
And let me make sure that we got everything here.
We got everything.
We got some stuff that we're going to go over on Rumble.
On vivabarneslaw.locals.com after party.
Yeah, we did good here.
Did good.
So we're going to raid Redacted.
So when you go there, say hi to everybody.
I've got a guest coming on, is it tomorrow or Friday?
We're going to talk about some Canadian stuff.
I believe that I'm actually going to be able to do a pre-recorded interview with Stephen Crowder, which we should be recording tomorrow and publishing later, where we're going to have a discussion about his episode yesterday and the state of the world.
So that's what's coming on the Viva Fry channel.
E. Marquis says, thanks for the personal attack.
There's a fight that I'm not getting in here, getting into.
Revolting Villager says rap is fake music.
Dan Sundon says rank choice voting isn't used in New York State for midterm or presidential election.
Facts matter.
I didn't, I know neither.
I have never voted in New York, so I don't know this, so I'm just reading a chat.
Dubshut says, can somebody here please explain to me why low-price city-run grocery store is worse?
I'm not getting to these fights here.
Crowder, fellow Montrealer.
Yep.
M. Sidway, he was from NDG.
We're like fellow NDGers.
Strange Animal One says, Viva, thanks, brother.
Thank you very much for being here.
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And also, one last thing I think we've already rated.
I was talking to, someone said, I know a great place for meats.
And I was like, I got my place.
And the person's like, oh, no.
We got the same place.
Easy meats.
And I'm just looking at the knife that my kid got, a butcher knife.
It's a chef knife.
And hold on.
Can we get it in focus?
Easy meats.
They have these beautiful custom knives here.
There we go.
First chef knife, easy meets, with an antler for the handle and a little sheath.
Because my kid, I think, is going to become a chef.
We'll see about it.
All right, peeps.
We are going over to vivabornslaw.locals.com.
Let me see what is coming in by way of comments on the...
Kids are programmed in school to look at.
Okay.
Let's go here.
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Lizzer, I'm going to get there in a second.
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Ginger Ninja says, what did I just bring up here?
L in TN, our prayers are with you.
L, our condolences go to you and your whole family says Ginger Ninja.
Well, now I need to follow the chat and see what happens.