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March 4, 2025 - Viva & Barnes

02:42:53

Donald Trump to Address Congress! Viva Frei LIVE WITH COMMENTARY!

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	How the Trump-Zelinsky meeting should have gone.
	Mr. Reagan.
	That was yours.
	We thought that baggie belonged to Hunter.
	You know, I think the Secret Service probably still has it somewhere.
	I have been stealing the money.
	I'm sorry, what's that now?
	I must speak honestly.
	I steal many of USA dollars to Ukraine.
	Millions. Some dollars for some oligarchs also.
	Some for American bureaucrats also.
	Well, we know that, but why are you telling me this?
	Because, Mr. Trump, if you end war, we cannot steal any more money.
	We must continue war.
	No, the war must end.
	Your people are dying, Zelensky.
	They're dying.
	But I want to steal more money.
	What do you want?
	Fellatio? I can do it.
	No, I don't want fellatio.
	Are you sure?
	I did for Biden.
	Okay, that is what we call oversharing.
	We're going to pause it right there.
	I don't want to play anything more than what is absolutely necessary to drive everyone to this work of comedic genius.
	His name is Mr. Regan, as you've seen in the corner there.
	Or Mr. Regan, depending on how you pronounce it.
	I prefer to pronounce it re- again.
	Except there's no I in there, so it's re-agent.
	It's Mr. Regan, okay?
	You have to go check this out.
	It's possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
	And I retweeted it.
	Hold on, let me bring the window up.
	I retweeted it and thought that I had retweeted it.
	When people retweet a video and then you're like, oh, go check the original video, I had to delete the tweet because it did not redirect immediately to and give credit to and drive traffic to the creator of that work of artistic genius.
	What do you want me to do?
	I give Felicio to Biden.
	That's what we call sharing too much information.
	Link. It's Mr. Reagan.
	Check him out.
	Reagan, Reagan.
	I think it's Reagan.
	Parody work.
	I love how he still has to specify that this is parody.
	Because some jackass at Community Notes is going to say, no, Zelensky did not offer to fellate Donald Trump at that meeting.
	They have to qualify it at that meeting because it's very possible that he might have offered to fellate Donald Trump.
	Let me see something here.
	My forehead looks very shiny.
	I got back from West Virginia.
	Down to D.C., flew over to Boca or Fort Lauderdale, ended up in Boca.
	When you get home from traveling and you feel so, so dirty, and the first thing that I had to do before even kissing my wife was going to the shower.
	To shower.
	To brush my hair.
	To apply some argan oil because the cold weather of West Virginia had made my hair brittler than it ordinarily is.
	But I think I'm still shining more than I want to be shining.
	Good evening, everybody.
	We're going to do it.
	We're going to do the...
	We're not allowed calling it the State of the Union address because had Trump been re-elected and had this been the speech that he would be giving upon his second re-election, it would have been the State of the Union.
	But because he wasn't elected, re-elected, but elected again after a four-year hiatus, after they've decided to go burn the frickin' country down, I think we call this the speech to Congress.
	So, holy cow.
	No, not this.
	This. Grobert shared that you wanted De Niro's papers.
	Did he share the papers?
	Okay, I'm going to put that on a star.
	And we're going to get back to that one a little later.
	We are going to watch the wannabe State of the Union address.
	It's going to be Trump addressing Congress.
	I think it would be the State of the Union address had he already been elected.
	And it's going to be amazing.
	But I wanted to start with that because I felt guilty.
	I share a tweet.
	There's no shade on the person who retweeted it.
	I don't know who they were exactly.
	I'm sure they're in our network.
	But I get frustrated when original content creators don't get their content shared directly through their own accounts, even when they're available.
	And instead, people share them, they snip and clip, and it's easier and whatever, and it's more direct, because admittedly it's easier to share when it's a direct video and not a link to a whatever.
	But Mr. Regan deserves full credit for that.
	Let me just share it one more time.
	Link to tweet.
	Go, watch, and share.
	Good evening, everybody.
	There is nothing like traveling, but there's nothing like coming home.
	In fact, traveling is not all that much fun.
	But the experiences you get will last a lifetime.
	And then you come home to your dogs who are so excited to see you.
	They urinate and we're going to have our buzzwords of the night.
	How long until Viva mentions the word poop?
	She didn't poop on the floor out of excitement, but she's pooped in my office because that's what paralyzed puggles do.
	We are going to watch the State of the Union address, whatever we're going to call it tonight.
	It's going to be amazing.
	And I just got back from...
	A weekend field trip with my son to go on Tim Pool, Timcast, IRL, podcast, Timcast, mecast, on Timcast.
	Last night, it was amazing.
	But instead of doing like a blitzkrieg in and out Monday, Monday night, come back Tuesday, I went down Saturday with my son.
	Field trip for homeschool.
	And we went.
	It was actually absolutely amazing.
	We get down to D.C. First of all, flights take off and land.
	That's all you can ask for when you're flying.
	We were grateful for that.
	They took off and landed on time.
	Even more amazing.
	And by the way, we landed at and took off from the Reagan Airport in D.C., which, had I known that that's where the incident was two weeks ago, I might have, out of pure karma, cosmic karma, whatever, asked my wife to book another, whatever the other one was.
	Maybe fly.
	You fly to Baltimore.
	You don't have to worry about plane crashes as much as you have to worry about getting stabbed and shot on your way to wherever.
	So, we landed in Reagan.
	It was a bumpy landing.
	I think we landed in like 50 mile an hour gusts at Reagan.
	But we landed.
	And it was beautiful.
	We get upgraded to a Jeep because when you're a kid and you say, can we have the Jeep?
	And I say, no, you can't have the Jeep.
	We booked a four-wheel AW, whatever.
	It was a Mazda.
	And the kid's like, but...
	The guy said, take any car with a trunk open, and that car's trunk is open.
	I said, we're not going to get that car.
	We got a Mazda, whatever.
	You want me to go ask just to show that I'm right?
	And then we go and ask, and then the guy says, yeah, your kid asked, but of course you can take it.
	We got a Jeep.
	It was fantastic.
	What is this, like a train of dogs coming in here?
	No, don't leave me.
	Come on in.
	Come on in.
	Party. So we go, we land in Reagan Airport, and we get to our hotel, which was in downtown D.C. Didn't get stabbed, didn't get shot.
	So already we're like batting two for three.
	Then we decide to just meander.
	The hotel was, apparently it's a fancy hotel, but my wife got something on Expedia, which was a very good rate.
	And what was it called?
	The Willard Intercontinental.
	You know it's fancy because everyone that worked there was German.
	And I was like, oh.
	I go up to the, we check in.
	I was like.
	I think my wife booked this, but it might be under my name.
	And she's like, what's your name?
	I was like, ah, you are going to know how to spell my name.
	It's Freiheit.
	It's like, oh, ich liebe sie Freiheit.
	It kind of happened like that, but not exactly like that.
	We booked the hotel.
	It was amazing.
	One night was all we were going to do.
	And then we walk from the hotel to the monument, whatever they call it, the mall.
	Then we went to the Washington Memorial.
	The phallus, the thing that looks like the thing.
	Those jokes will never get old, but you have to show respect to the monuments and not make penis jokes all day long, even though we did, because I'm with a...
	I'm a child with a child, and those were the jokes we made.
	Then we walked, and we ended up at the...
	We went through the World War II Memorial.
	We ended up at the Abraham Lincoln Memorial.
	And then, on the way back...
	This is when it gets funny, by the way.
	On the way back, we decided it's too cold.
	We've already walked like 12,000 steps.
	We're going to rent a scooter.
	Whatever those things are called.
	Now hold on.
	Do I have my phone here?
	So we rent one of those stupid scooters.
	Not the...
	Not the Lime ones.
	It was called...
	It had the letter Q in it.
	And we rent a scooter and we start scooting back to the hotel.
	Thank you.
	I'm thinking, like, this is taking a little bit longer than it took to get here, it would seem, on a scooter.
	And my kid's like, you're going in the wrong direction.
	I'm saying, I'm not going in the wrong direction.
	I'm basing myself off of the obelisk, and we're in the right direction.
	And then within about a block or two, it was clear we were in the wrong direction.
	And we immediately pull a U-turn and scoot back to the monument and put in the direction, and we get to the hotel.
	Safe and sound, freezing cold.
	No stabby, no shooting.
	It was great.
	So when you survive DC, you've survived everything.
	And no, it was not a rickshaw, Joe Bass.
	It was those electric scooters that are everywhere.
	They're disgusting eyesores.
	They all end up broken, knocked over, blocking sidewalks.
	I'm glad that...
	I don't live in an area in Florida where they exist, but they are an eyesore.
	I don't know how you deal with those things.
	Bottom line, it was amazing.
	We got a...
	Bubble tea, bobo tea with tapioca balls.
	$13 US, which is $20 Canadian, for those of you who want to do the math real quick.
	Then we got a street meat burger that came to $18 US.
	That's without tip, and I tip on all these things because I'm an idiot.
	$18 US for a burger.
	And I'm like, I've never seen a city that's more expensive than New York.
	And DC, congratulations, you've taken the cake.
	More expensive?
	I don't know which one has more crime at this point in time.
	And for dinner, we went to a kebab place.
	It was takeout kebab, and that was reasonable.
	That was $60.
	But it was reasonable, it was delicious, and it was amazing.
	I'm doing all of this to actually segue into the tariff stuff.
	Who put that tweet in it?
	The tariffs are a good thing.
	The Canadian reaction a la JT was horrible.
	This is all a very long prelude of a segue into the intro of today's show, which we're going to get to.
	After our sponsor.
	But before then, I just want to say, we survived DC.
	We had an amazing learning experience that...
	Sorry, I just actually got distracted by a tweet.
	I should have Lord...
	He was grabbing dinner and then going to watch the Trump address.
	Well, hold on.
	I'll bring in Lord Buckley sooner than later, Matthew.
	Matt, actually, can you say...
	No, no, I've got this.
	I just got a text from Encryptus who said, Lord Buckley.
	Mark Robert.
	We're going to bring him in.
	Okay. But then it's going to be a rowdy, rowdy show.
	Before I even do that, I'm getting distracted.
	We did DC.
	It was amazing.
	I don't know if the kid is going to remember a damn thing.
	He might because I'm going to make a multiple choice exam as to what we saw and the history to it.
	After we were done with DC and after we had our one night, or I guess I should say the two nights, the first and last, at the Willard Hotel, we're like, yeah.
	We're not staying here a second time.
	We're going back up to West Virginia where we're going to do Tim Pool and we're going to get two nights at a reasonable hotel.
	There is, as far as I'm concerned, there is zero value added between a $100 a night hotel.
	And a $500 a night hotel.
	And that was with the Expedia rate in Canadian.
	I called up to say, hypothetically, we want to stay here a second night.
	What's it going to cost?
	$700 a night.
	I was like, that's in Canadian, right?
	Because we got an Expedia.
	He's like, no, no, that's US.
	That's $1,100.
	Like, I'm sorry.
	What do I spend?
	I spend eight hours there in a bed sleeping.
	So long as I've got a comfortable bed with a pillow that is not hard as a rock, I'm happy.
	And that's what we got at the...
	Home to Marriott.
	I don't forget what we got in West Virginia, but we go to West Virginia.
	We do a hike.
	We go up Bolivar Heights.
	We do the hike the next day up Maryland Heights, top of Harper's Ferry, Civil War lesson.
	It's amazing.
	Now I forgot exactly where I was going with this.
	But bottom line, it was fantastic to have a kid with me who...
	In as much as he sometimes misbehaves in life, it was like three days of he didn't even know what he was learning.
	He didn't even know what he was absorbing.
	And that is what learning should be.
	Not this institutionalized, borderline, criminalized education system where you go in and you're in a fucking prison cell.
	I am getting to the terrorists because that was the entire reason of this segue.
	By the way, share the link around.
	When I'm on with Tim Kast, You realize when you're with someone who is a consummate professional at what they do, and I'm watching Tim do his show, I'm like, shit.
	He does things reflexively, subconsciously, unconsciously, and it is a learning experience for everybody.
	Remind everybody to subscribe.
	Remind everybody to share.
	Remind everybody that we're on vivabarneslaw.locals.com.
	Remind everybody that I forgot to bring him a freaking book, Louie the Lobster.
	I'm bad at reminding.
	I'm bad at asking.
	But that's it.
	Viva Fry, if you're new to the channel, live every day.
	I try to stick to the 12.30 time slot, and I'm going to do a damn good job at sticking to that.
	Live tomorrow, 12.30.
	Pat King, Canadian political prisoner.
	Then I'm going to be on with the unusual suspects, 4 o'clock.
	Share, subscribe, yada, yada, yada.
	We're going to have a fun time tonight.
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	So, that is it.
	Now, what I wanted to start the show with...
	How much?
	We got 11 minutes before this gets started?
	I wanted to start the show with this.
	Because it'll make you...
	Are we 8 minutes in so I can start swearing?
	I'm going to swear, people.
	Hold on.
	Winston, earmuffs.
	I'm going to fucking swear because we are governed by idiots.
	Oh, look at him.
	He was so happy to see me when I got back.
	Look at this.
	Look at this.
	How much happier can a dog get?
	You smell bad.
	We're governed by idiots.
	We're governed by idiots because we let it happen.
	And I'm going to be mildly mean.
	To Canada.
	We're governed by idiots because apparently Canadians like being...
	They like being abused.
	I mean, if you're abused and you're polite to your abuser, you get to say, look at us, we're so polite.
	Brian, I didn't drive this time.
	We flew to Maryland.
	Or we flew to D.C. I wanted to drive.
	It was 15 hours.
	I would have been happier driving, but the flight was good.
	I'll apologize in advance.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm not apologizing.
	I did not mean to say it.
	I'm not apologizing.
	You cannot apologize for something you do on purpose that you mean, that you think is right, just because it might upset some people's sensitivities.
	Canada is thoroughly fucked.
	And I don't know what the hell is going on there.
	I know that I've got a lot of reasonably smart people that I'm still connected with up in Canada who apparently are buying into the horse shit.
	You learn nothing from COVID.
	You learn nothing from everything we've lived through for the last five years.
	You've learned nothing from it, so much so that I can pinpoint that you're making the exact same godforsaken mistakes again, and you won't notice it because, oh, no, no, but now Trump is really bad.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, no.
	Now, COVID is really bad.
	Oh, yeah.
	Now, masks really work.
	Oh, yeah.
	Now, the COVID vaccine is really good.
	Oh, yeah.
	No. Social distancing really works.
	You don't understand the damn thing.
	You haven't learned the damn thing.
	And you're going to get exactly what you deserve.
	Sorry, I'm yelling.
	I'm yelling.
	I don't know how this happens that I see these ads.
	What is my underwear today?
	Right now, it's black.
	I always wear black underwear.
	Although some of my Tommy John underwear is actually dark blue.
	Spoiler, you don't want white underwear, people, okay?
	Everybody knows what happened.
	You don't want white underwear.
	Okay, thank you for sidetracking me.
	This is why I should not read the chat while I'm ranting.
	You are going to get exactly what you deserve, and it's going to be more and more abuse because you haven't learned a damn thing, apparently.
	Oh, that's right.
	I called Canada a shithole country the other day.
	When someone says, Canada's at the G7 summit.
	Look who they're with.
	They're with other shithole countries.
	Also known as the UK.
	Also known as that shithole country called France.
	Also known as that shithole union called the European Union.
	A bunch of filthy fascist tyrants.
	But Trump's not there, so we must be good.
	What the hell are you even thinking?
	You're thinking that you're...
	The fact that you can hate someone more than your own suffering means that you're not suffering?
	The fact that you can hate someone more than your own suffering means that they're responsible for your suffering?
	Canadians have been suffering for damn near five plus years.
	I would say they've been suffering for about eight and a half years.
	About as long as Justin Trudeau's tenure as Prime Minister of Canada has lasted.
	You've been suffering from before Trump, from after Trump, part one, and now you're suffering now, but you've convinced yourselves because you're a bunch of gullible idiots who have fallen prey to the same tactics they used to lock you down.
	To mask you up, you fall and pray to it again.
	You see a bunch of videos of, you know, up in China, people dropping dead on the streets.
	I saw them too.
	And you know what the difference is?
	For about three weeks, I was terrified.
	And then I said, this doesn't make a lick of sense.
	And then I learned.
	And then I learned to identify it.
	When it came to masks.
	When it came to...
	Oh, but Viva, we saw you wearing that stupid...
	We saw you wearing the mask.
	You're a hypocrite.
	You wore this.
	I wore this because people in Quebec were so bloody psychotic, they would have punched you in the face for not wearing one of these.
	A neoprene mask.
	Had it printed up.
	Here, look at that.
	Hey, look at this.
	It's actually, it looks like me.
	Hello. I'm Viva Frye.
	Oh, the show's on.
	The senator from Arkansas, Mr. Cotton.
	The senator from Oklahoma, Mr. Lankford.
	The senator from West Virginia, Mrs. Capito.
	The senator from South Carolina, Mr. Scott.
	The senator from New York, Mr. Schumer.
	The senator from Illinois, Mr. Durbin.
	The senator from Minnesota.
	Can I come back to that in one second?
	Let me just play you this, people.
	Just real quick, like we're going to get through, I promise.
	Here. We're going to choose to not go on vacation in Florida or Old Orchard Beach or wherever.
	Wherever. We're going to choose to try to buy Canadian products and forego bourbon and other classic American products.
	And yeah, we're probably going to keep booing the American anthem.
	Go fuck yourself, Justin Trudeau.
	Remember when Justin Trudeau was saying, oh gosh, look at these terrible people with fuck Trudeau signs.
	Oh, that's terrible.
	That's terrible.
	And Canadians have learned.
	Absolutely nothing.
	And they're buying into this second round, third round, fourth round of shit.
	And so you're going to get exactly what you're asking for.
	Encrypt us.
	Do we have audio on this one?
	Here we go, people.
	Speaker, the Dean of the Diplomatic Corps.
	Oh, and by the way, full disclosure, the words that I have predicted Trump is going to say tonight, L, Pam or Bondi, January 6th, Trans and Epstein.
	So if you hear those words come, let me know.
	Can I keep going?
	You know what the problem is?
	Hold on a second.
	Some Canadians, Viva.
	Do you know what the problem is?
	Enough Canadians.
	And I do agree, there are plenty of Canadians who are the victims to the majority.
	That's how it works.
	I mean, I don't believe the polls for a lick.
	The polls are now showing the liberals rising.
	They're showing videos of Canadians, of liquor stores, taking Jack Daniels off their couch.
	You're a bunch of idiots.
	First of all, you're idiots because you've already paid for the freaking duty on them.
	But it's the same...
	Tactic, mutatis, mutatis, and people are falling for it.
	hook, line, and sinker.
	you.
	Okay, so...
	Do we want to watch...
	Encryptus, is there audio on this one, or do I bring up...
	Hold on.
	Do I unmute it?
	No, I can't unmute it.
	You can't unmute the guest screen because they chose to mute it themselves.
	Encryptus, do we not have anything to watch live right now?
	Because I can go back to random.
	I have muted it for a few minutes while they do their own commentary.
	As soon as something else comes live, I'll unmute it again.
	All right, bring it back up again so that I can at least continue to go...
	Totally crazy.
	...
	of the United States Supreme Court.
	That's great.
	Thank you.
	Cancel your trips to Florida.
	First of all, I'm sorry, I'm actually going to go crazy.
	You remember when they told you to celebrate Christmas differently?
	And that jackass from the Liberal Party was in St. Bart's with a pre-recorded video about how he wasn't going to celebrate Christmas normally?
	These are the same idiots who locked your ass down, traveled to Florida, traveled to Bermuda, Barbados, wherever, and now they're doing it yet again.
	You think they're not going to travel to certain parts of the world?
	They won't go to Florida.
	They'll go to Cancun.
	They'll go to Nice in France.
	You stay home.
	You drink whatever you get left to drink.
	And it's because of Trump, by the way.
	It's not because of Trudeau.
	Jason Dick, we were just watching the Supreme Court come in.
	We saw Justice Roberts, Kavanaugh, Barrett, Kagan.
	And we did not see Justices Brown-Jackson, Sotomayor, Alito, Gorsuch, Thomas.
	We did see Anthony Kennedy.
	Retired Justice Anthony Kennedy.
	Does that tell you anything?
	Four out of the five?
	Four out of the nine?
	Justice Alito has been skipping this for quite a few years after some of his motions.
	We've got three minutes before we do this.
	So that's it, people.
	Thomas has also skipped quite a few lately.
	It's not surprising to me.
	Can I mute this for a second?
	Some people are...
	We'll mute it for a second when they come back on.
	Fear is the most amazing force to make you make bad decisions.
	They did it in COVID.
	Throughout. At various levels.
	And they got me for two weeks in March.
	We were actually just watching videos back from the early days.
	The fear.
	Trump is the bad man.
	Go make your most terrible decisions ever.
	Support pulling Jack Daniels from your shelves, even though you've already paid the duty on it.
	Support a tariff war with a country that dwarfs yours in terms of population, in terms of diversity, of economy, in terms of GDP.
	But go ahead, because Trump is the big bad man.
	So don't go to Florida.
	First of all, Newfoundland's a very beautiful place, but you won't get the sun that you want there.
	Go to Newfoundland.
	I say, explore Canada.
	I've always been a proponent of exploring your own country.
	But you don't go to Florida.
	You don't drink the fine stuff that comes out of Florida.
	You think Trudeau and his jackass liberal friends are going to give up nice California wine?
	I guarantee you they will not.
	Because this is about you sacrificing.
	This is about you being a pleb, not about them.
	They travel the world in their jets while they tell you to stay home for the environment.
	They travel the world and take vacations while they're locking you in your homes under curfew.
	And you Canadians, you want to fall for it and be the same gullible people that you were and that we were all for about two weeks during COVID?
	Go right ahead.
	Enjoy your nothing, you'll have nothing, and you'll be happy.
	Don't go to Florida.
	Don't drink orange juice.
	Go drink, I don't know.
	You know what?
	By the way, it's an actual known fact that everybody knows this, that the Native Americans, Native Canadians, the Aboriginals...
	How did they not get scurvy during winter when they didn't have oranges, for example?
	Do you know how the natives actually survived winter without getting scurvy?
	If you boil birch bark, it'll give you vitamin C. Let me fact check that in real time, actually, just before I look like too much of an idiot.
	I'm fairly certain that's true.
	Vitamin C from birch bark.
	I'm fairly certain that's how the natives did it.
	And those who just came over on their ships and they'd gotten scurvy.
	Okay, hold on a second.
	Birch bark itself is not a significant direct source of vitamin C. While birch trees are known for their medicinal properties, vitamin C content is primarily found in the leaves of the sap and sap rather than the bark.
	Okay, sorry.
	The bark contains other valuable compounds such as betuline and betulic acid, which are anti-inflammatory antimicrobial.
	So historically, birch leaves have been noted for their vitamin C content and used in teas or infusions for nutritional and medicinal purposes.
	I'm not going totally crazy.
	So yeah, you give up Florida orange juice, you gullible jackasses, and go boil up some birch leaves.
	Because that's absolutely what Justin Trudeau, Chrystia Freeland, Mark Carney in his New York...
	I don't know, does he have a New York mansion?
	That's exactly what they're doing.
	Okay, I think we're getting some audio here.
	Encryptus, when they start coming on with the audio, just bring it back up.
	I'm going to swap it over to the White House feed as soon as that comes live.
	You'll see that swap happen in just a few minutes.
	Okay, awesome.
	That's Marjorie Taylor Greene wearing blue.
	Wait, why is she wearing blue?
	She's wearing red.
	I'm joking.
	It doesn't really matter.
	She looks fine.
	Then we got JD Vance.
	That guy there, what's his name?
	Dweeby McGee with his glasses.
	Oh, yoy, yoy.
	you.
	Pine needles for vitamin C. That also does taste damn delicious.
	White cedar.
	Who are the clowns on the left?
	That's C-SPAN, by the way.
	Hold on.
	Let me take my cell phone for once.
	That's me.
	That's me in 10 years, by the way, guys.
	Oh. So, yeah.
	It's been very disappointing seeing what's going on in Canada.
	Apparently, may or may not be invited to family weddings.
	Apparently, may or may not be welcomed back over the summer.
	But, yeah, enjoy your communism because at least it's not orange man fat.
	Someone put it on Twitter.
	You're like, what is this tower for?
	How did it originate?
	What's it like really trying to understand?
	It's like, all right, well, pretextually, it started off with Trump saying, fix your freaking border and fix your border.
	Encrypt us.
	Do we hear any audio?
	That's Melania Trump, everybody.
	Revenge porn victims.
	The comfort for a family that was, the father was killed.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Did I hear revenge porn victim?
	Okay, hold on.
	I'm going to see if I can go find Grobert.
	want in.
	Thank you.
	So now we've got some climbing.
	Oh, there's Riley Gaines.
	Okay, that is Melania Trump.
	Who's that next to her?
	Okay, I don't know who this is.
	Wait, I know who that is.
	Okay, hold on.
	We need to get...
	That's Marco Rubio.
	That's his security guard right in front of him.
	It's Donald John Trump's replacement.
	Security. I'm joking, everybody.
	Okay, so who do we got behind him?
	It's got to be so exhausting.
	Secretary of State Rubio, Secretary of the Treasury dissent.
	We saw there as well Attorney General.
	Pam Bondi, Pete Hegseth was there.
	Mr. Lutnick, the Commerce Secretary who we talked about a little bit earlier.
	RFK Jr., of course.
	HHS. There's Scott Turner.
	HUD. There's Seth.
	Duffy. I'm so sorry.
	Sean Duffy.
	Transportation. How dare you, Seth?
	Senator Adam Schiff.
	Pete's looking chiseled as always.
	Oh, there's Adam Schiffer brings the Schiff lying scumbag.
	Look at him, look at him.
	Oh, God.
	He looks like he exudes an aura of a stench.
	The new senator from Delaware, Lisa Blunt Rochester.
	We had Carol from Illinois.
	Carol. Mosley Braun.
	We have Angela also Brooks, Maryland.
	Kamala Harris was the second.
	Kamala Harris, of course.
	Interchangeably three or two.
	Let me just see what happens if I do this.
	This kicks your stream out, eh, Encryptus?
	Okay, so I won't do that again.
	It says, Go Carnivore from Shalima62 and why there is a group of women all dressed in pink.
	There's a reason for that.
	I forget what it is.
	Is that Brooke Rollins, the Ag Secretary?
	I gotta tell you, this C-SPAN...
	It's sort of odd to have something like this with...
	I mean, there's so much...
	We're paying attention to the fashion because of some of the protests and so forth, having just done the Oscars.
	Who's... I didn't know who...
	The voice of Jason Dick.
	There's a lot more power.
	I would simply say, Jason, Dick, that nobody in the world cares what you or I are wearing.
	Last year, Joe Biden took at least a half hour to get out of the chamber.
	It was a moment for him, politically, that boosted him.
	He couldn't get out.
	It took him 30 minutes because he didn't know where the exit was.
	Work that room for a half an hour.
	Oh my god, they call that work the room.
	In a sense, iconic things I've ever seen in politics.
	Encrypt us, this is going to make me puke.
	I don't think I can listen to this.
	Can I commentate on their comments?
	I don't know if President Trump will be there as long.
	I mean, in that span, Joe Biden That is why I had it on mute for a while.
	I mean, that's borderline the most delusional shit I've ever heard in my life.
	Oh yeah, he was working the room.
	Fun fact, I had a poll in YouTube that said, what do you think?
	Will the Democrats make a scene tonight or not?
	And out of almost 1,400 votes, 90% of the people said yes.
	Well, what does a scene mean?
	Are they going to interrupt his speech at some point?
	There'll be some heckling.
	Now that I have you here, was I too hard on Canada for the opening part of this?
	I don't believe so, but many people in the chats believe so.
	Okay. Too bad.
	No, it's amazing.
	I do appreciate that we live in something of a silo where people within this silo are saying, no, no, Viva, there's a lot of Canadians who are waking up.
	And I'm like, no!
	We're in a silo where people actually get mad at me.
	This is how tight of a silo it is.
	That people actually get mad at me for being critical because they think that...
	There's enough people waking up in Canada to change the trajectory.
	Go look up the latest polls.
	I don't believe them.
	And I think this is all part of the scam.
	Have Trudeau fight a proxy, a tariff war, and then have his bullcrap lying media repeat bullcrap lies of polls to say, look, he's taking charge now that the Conservatives are losing it.
	And by the way, if the Conservatives are losing it...
	It's because they're acting like a bunch of idiots and like a bunch of liberals.
	They thought they would score some points by being equally as anti-Trump.
	If you do not have integrity, you have nothing.
	And if you have integrity, the expression is I screwed it up.
	If you have integrity, nothing else matters.
	And if you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.
	So Pierre Poilier thinks he's going to play politics.
	Oh, I'm going to shit on Trump as much as the liberals are and that'll get me some liberal votes.
	No! That's just going to convince a bunch of Conservatives, or would-be Conservatives, there's no difference voting for you, so I'll just stick with the devil I know.
	And I can imagine the people who are angry with me.
	And I probably know their names without you.
	I haven't seen the chat.
	I can imagine who they're going to be based on previous comments about being critical of me, being critical of Canada.
	Oh, there's a lot.
	You know, there were 600,000 people that voted for the PPC.
	And then you had however many that voted for the Conservative Party of Canada.
	All right, good.
	That was 25%.
	So you think the Conservative Party of Canada taking an adversarial position to Trump and the so-called conservatives who are in our silo, because it is a silo, saying, no, Viva, Pierre Poilievre is right for doing what he's doing and Trump is wrong for imposing these tariffs.
	You've bought into it.
	What do you want me to tell you?
	If you do not come out and shit on everybody who is...
	Positively commenting on a video of Canadians removing Jack Daniels from the liquor stores.
	You're an idiot!
	You're the same idiot that cheered it on when they were removing Russian vodka from the liquor stores.
	And they did it.
	Thank you.
	So yeah, congrats.
	It was stupid when they were pulling Russian vodka from the shelves.
	Now it's not stupid because Trump has really gone too far with his tariff war.
	So, Rick, Rigor mortis.
	Some of us don't have the luxury of leaving Canada.
	Plenty of us are awake and Westminster is in full control of the Laurentians.
	I've said it before and I'll say it again.
	That's my sense of guilt.
	Not everybody has the luxury or the opportunity.
	Some people flee and worry about it when they get there.
	Not everybody has the possibility of doing that.
	Not everybody has the opportunity of employment or whatever.
	That much is true.
	I'm not dumping on the people who want to leave but can't.
	I would criticize the people who criticize others for leaving.
	You're right, rigor mortis.
	You are a prisoner to the system if you do not have the...
	Opportunity to up and leave.
	And most people don't.
	Ultimately, I think everybody has that opportunity if they want to really be literal.
	You up and leave.
	The same way my grandfather up and left Poland with however many dollars in his pocket.
	And you figure it out as you get there.
	Jump off the cliff and grow your wings on the way down.
	Kurt Vonnegut.
	So I appreciate that there are people who want to leave who can't.
	Where I get angry with people is when they criticize people for leaving because they can.
	What do you think people have to do?
	They have to sacrifice their lives and their children at the altar of an insane group of impressionable Canadians?
	Viva will not divide us.
	No, you're doing a damn good job doing it yourselves.
	No, unify.
	You're right.
	You should go unify behind Justin Trudeau.
	Go unify behind Justin Trudeau, because that's what everyone wants you to do right now.
	Or go unify behind Pierre Poilier, who is near different than Justin Trudeau.
	Um...
	So let me go to the chat anyhow while we're waiting for everybody to get up here.
	Immigrants get to leave.
	Canadians don't.
	You know, the funny thing is, okay, maybe we got something going on here.
	President of the United States!
	Okay, people, the words.
	The words, let me know if he says them.
	Hell, Pam or Bondi, January 6th, trans, not transgender, and Epstein.
	Okay, it's on.
	Trump is looking younger than he's ever looked.
	It's an amazing thing.
	It's the curious case of Donald Trump.
	I love you.
	And by the way, it only counts when it's during his speech.
	I messaged Barnes, but I don't want to be the snake in the grass because I know Barnes actually has to do real legal work and I don't want to...
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	Now I immediately get...
	Ludo, I have a problem.
	I don't get jokes when I read them in chats because I'm probably too absorbed with the rage.
	But yeah, I get it now.
	He will not divide us and he put that stupid flag up which they found on 4chan.
	The amazing stuff.
	Sorry, and I also didn't mean to get angry at anybody.
	Will the GOP make a compromised bipartisan budget?
	Is it possible that he can continue to look younger and younger the older he gets?
	Thank you.
	The Clinton Kingdom of North America will, with Trump court jester and Prince Clinton, the guy playing Trudeau since January 2023, Bill Clinton's illegitimate son.
	I'm not sure I know what you're talking about, but I would love to have some of whatever you're having right there.
	And I'm just being tongue-in-cheek.
	I don't get the reference, but thank you for the super chat.
	Let me see what's going on in Rumble.
	GingerNinja1776 says, I am still inspired by the Canadian trucker convoy, but the people of Canada have forgotten them and their actions spit in the face of those patriots, unfortunately.
	And then we got My Real Name says, Biden working the room is a euphemism for shitting his pants.
	No, working the room is meandering the room.
	He's trying to find the exit.
	Jeez Louise, hold on.
	Let's go over to Viva Barnes Law.
	Downlocals.com and see what's going on there.
	I gotta tell you, it doesn't matter.
	I think I've raged enough.
	It's very upsetting what's going on in Canada.
	We're regressing and we're regressing because of the Conservatives, not despite them.
	Yeah, Alberta says they are not waking up.
	Unacceptable 8 says did anyone see What was on the handwritten sign?
	No, but let's see if we can actually snag that.
	Viva, what do you think of Maxime Bernier?
	I ran for the People's Party of Canada.
	I think Maxime is the only politician I've ever trusted other than Donald Trump.
	And trust with a healthy dose of skepticism.
	I remember the first time I had Maxime on, I was skeptical because I acknowledged I had been influenced by the media.
	I thought he was a racist, I thought he was a xenophobe, whatever.
	I thought he had...
	I thought he had said things that he hadn't, and I thought that he had done things that he hadn't, as it relates to the confidential documents that he allegedly took from a meeting that he left at his girlfriend's place.
	All bullshit.
	All bullshit.
	Maxime Bernier is amazing, principled to the point of his own detriment.
	He will take a position, even if it's politically unpopular within his own writing, and he will stick with it because it's what he believes in.
	Maybe that makes him a bad politician.
	Pierre Poilier.
	It's a political whore.
	He'll say and do whatever he thinks is popular at the time.
	And if shitting on Trump is popular, he'll shit on Trump.
	I don't want to get coffee struck on...
	Hold on one second.
	Thank you.
	Let's do this.
	Thank you.
	If he starts his speech off with, Hell, Pan Bondi, January 6th, Trans Epstein, I am going to be very happy.
	Or he can do, Trans Epstein, January 6th, Pan Bondi, Hell!
	What the hell, Pan?
	Okay, let's see what he says, and let's listen to this.
	It's technically not a State of the Union address because he did not, this is not in his second term, second consecutive term.
	Let's do this.
	Oh, we hear exactly J.D. Vance and Johnson in the back.
	Look at their hands.
	Hello. Thank you.
	Was thank you on the list of words?
	I'm going to go to the list of words.
	Okay, stop clapping.
	Let's get this going here.
	We're going to have to wait for, like, endless standing ovations.
	Russia! Speaker Johnson, Vice President Vance, the First Lady of the United States.
	Five minutes of ovations.
	There you go.
	This is what I've always found annoying about watching these things.
	It's endless standing ovations.
	And this is our political crowd.
	It's still very annoying.
	Members of the United States Congress, thank you very much.
	And to my fellow citizens, America is back.
	Count it.
	What time is it now?
	Let me see if I can put this down here.
	How many seconds?
	13 seconds is what we started at.
	Oh, the pink dress is women's rights or something along those lines.
	They do it every year.
	Okay, if that was at 13 seconds, 20 seconds.
	That's reasonable.
	Six weeks ago, I stood beneath the dome of this Capitol and proclaimed the dawn of the Golden Age of America.
	From that moment on, it has been nothing but swift and unrelenting action to usher in the greatest and most successful era in the history of our country.
	We have accomplished more in 43 days than most administrations accomplished in four years or eight years, and we are just getting started.
	Thank you.
	I return to this chamber tonight to report that America's momentum is back, our spirit is back, our pride is back, our confidence is back, and the American dream is surging bigger and better than ever before.
	That was just a sentence.
	We don't need...
	Oh, look at me.
	Our dream is unstoppable and our country is on the verge of a comeback, the likes of which the world has never witnessed and perhaps will never witness again.
	What the hell is that supposed to mean?
	The presidential election of November 5th was a mandate like has not been seen in many decades.
	We won all seven swing states, giving us an electoral college victory of 312 votes.
	Thank you.
	The market for mandate being said more than three times.
	We won the popular vote by big numbers and won counties in our country.
	Shut them up.
	Kick them out.
	insurrect them Who's that guy waving the cane?
	If someone interrupts its obstruction of Congress, it's six years in jail.
	Those are the rules, I was told.
	USA! USA!
	USA! USA!
	Why are they not arresting them?
	Arrest them.
	Now for the first time in modern history, more Americans believe that our country is headed in the right direction than the wrong direction.
	In fact, it's an astonishing record.
	27-point swing, the most ever.
	So apparently that's Al Green, the guy with the cane.
	Thank you.
	Likewise, small business optimism, so its single largest one-month gain ever recorded.
	Mr. President.
	A 41-point jump.
	Members are directed to uphold and maintain decorum in the House and to cease any further disruptions.
	No, arrest them.
	Arrest them.
	Instirect is out.
	Members are engaging in willful and continuing breach of decorum, and the chair is prepared to direct the sergeant-at-arms to restore order to the joint session.
	Insurrection. Five years in jail.
	But what's he even saying?
	By the way, go look up Al Green's history.
	He's got a wonderful one.
	Arrest him.
	Mr. Green, take your seat.
	Take your seat, sir.
	Take your seat.
	Arrest him.
	Finding that members continue to engage in willful and concerted disruption of proper decorum, the chair now directs the sergeant-at-arms to restore order.
	Remove this gentleman from the chamber.
	Tase him.
	Don't tase me, bro!
	What a bunch of jackasses.
	Oh, let him hit someone with the cane.
	That'll turn into assault.
	Goodbye, Al.
	I can't hear.
	Oh, he can't hear all of a sudden.
	He's a weak old man.
	Goodbye. Oh, who's the one that just didn't get the fuck out on the bottom right there?
	Members are directed to uphold and maintain decorum in the House.
	Mr. President, you continue.
	Thank you.
	Al Green.
	We have six weeks.
	Real scumbag.
	I have signed nearly 100 executive orders and taken more than 400 executive actions, a record, to restore common sense, safety, optimism, and wealth all across our wonderful land.
	The people elected me to do the job, and I'm doing it.
	Oh, there's a lot of angry people on the left-hand side of this room.
	Holy cow.
	Oh, it was Nancy Mace who said, get the F out?
	Okay. But she literally, she had a hard F too, like, get the fuck out.
	In fact, it has been stated by many that the first month of our presidency, it's our presidency.
	Mandate, say it again.
	He's the most successful in the history of our nation.
	By many.
	I would really rather than just let him speak, but that's my personal preference.
	And what makes it even more impressive is that, do you know who number two is?
	George Washington.
	How about that?
	I don't know about that list, but we'll take it.
	Within hours of taking the oath of office, I declared a national emergency on our southern border, and I deployed the U.S. military and border patrol to repel the invasion of our country.
	And what a job they've done.
	As a result, illegal border crossings last month were the lowest ever recorded.
	Ever. They were down 90% overnight.
	I got a terrible Donald Trump.
	Down 90%.
	Say it.
	They heard my words and they chose not to come.
	Much easier that way.
	In comparison, under Joe Biden, the worst president in American history, there were hundreds of thousands of illegal crossings a month.
	And virtually all of them, including murderers, drug dealers, gang members, and people from mental institutions and insane asylums, were released into our country.
	Who would want to do that?
	This is my fifth such speech to Congress.
	And once again, I look at the Democrats in front of me and I realize there is absolutely nothing I can say to make them happy.
	Or to make them stand or smile or applaud.
	Nothing I can do.
	And so I won't even try.
	I could find a cure to the most devastating disease, a disease that would wipe out entire nations or announce the answers to the greatest economy in history or the stoppage of crime to the lowest levels ever recorded.
	And these people sitting right here will not clap, will not stand, and certainly will not cheer for these Astronomical achievements.
	They won't do it, no matter what.
	Five times I've been up here.
	It's very sad, and it just shouldn't be this way.
	You see, this is a man who's a changed man.
	Fuck all of them.
	What does that say?
	What do the signs say?
	Musk steals.
	What a bunch of idiots.
	What a bunch of morons.
	Musk steals.
	Save Medicare.
	They've given billions of dollars to Ukraine.
	For just this one night, why not join us in celebrating so many incredible wins for America?
	For the good of our nation, let's work together and let's truly make America great again.
	Every day my administration is fighting to deliver the change America needs to bring a future that America deserves.
	And we're doing it.
	Uh-oh.
	What happened?
	Is that on my end of cryptos?
	This is a time for big dreams and bold action.
	All federal hiring.
	A freeze on all new federal regulations.
	and a freeze on all foreign aid.
	Thank you.
	I terminated the ridiculous Green News scam.
	I withdrew from the unfair Paris Climate Accord, which was costing us trillions of dollars that other countries were not paying.
	I withdrew from the corrupt World Health Organization.
	And I also withdrew from the Anti-American UN Human Rights Council.
	Thank you.
	We ended all of Biden's environmental restrictions that were making our country far less safe and totally unaffordable.
	And importantly, we ended the last administration's insane electric vehicle mandate, saving our autoworkers and companies from economic destruction.
	Drill Baby Drill is on the market as well.
	Thank you.
	To unshackle our economy, I have directed that for every one new regulation, ten old regulations must be eliminated, just like I did in my very successful first time.
	Thank you.
	And in that first term, we set records on ending unnecessary rules and regulations like no other president had done before.
	We ordered all federal workers to return to the office.
	they will either show up for work in person or be removed from their job And we have ended weaponized government where, as an example, a sitting president is allowed to viciously prosecute his political opponent, like me.
	How did that work out?
	Not too good.
	Not too good.
	Who's the guy who thumbs up in the air now?
	And I have stopped all government censorship and brought back free speech in America.
	back.
	And two days ago, I signed an order making English the official language of the United States of America.
	Thank you.
	I renamed the Gulf of Mexico, the Gulf of America.
	The Gulf of America.
	The greatest golf ever.
	Thank you.
	And likewise, I renamed for a great president, William McKinley, Mount McKinley again.
	Beautiful Alaska.
	Love Alaska.
	We've ended the tyranny of so-called diversity, equity and inclusion policies all across the entire federal government and indeed the private sector and our military.
	And our country will be woke no longer.
	Thank you.
	We believe that whether you are a doctor, an accountant, a lawyer or an air traffic controller, you should be hired and promoted based on skill and competence, not race or gender.
	Very important.
	Thank you.
	You should be hired based on merit.
	And the Supreme Court, in a brave and very powerful decision, has allowed us to do so.
	Thank you.
	Thank you very much.
	We have removed the poison of critical race theory from our public schools, and I signed an order making it the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders, male and female.
	I also signed an executive order to ban men from playing in women's sports.
	This trans madness has to end.
	Stay it, Trump.
	Thank you.
	Three years ago, Peyton McNabb was an all-star high school athlete, one of the best, preparing for a future in college sports.
	But when her girls' volleyball match was invaded by a male, he smashed the ball so hard in Peyton's face, causing traumatic brain injury, partially paralyzing her right side and ending her athletic career.
	It was a shot like she's never seen before.
	She's never seen anything like it.
	Peyton is here tonight in the gallery, and Peyton, from now on, schools will kick.
	The men off the girls team or they will lose all federal funding.
	Is that her?
	Thank you.
	And if you really want to see numbers, just take a look at what happened in the women's boxing, weightlifting, track and field, swimming, or cycling, where a male recently finished a long-distance race five hours and 14 minutes ahead of a woman for a new record by five hours.
	Broke the record by five hours.
	It's demeaning for women, and it's very bad for our country.
	we're not going to put up with it any longer.
	What I have just described is only a small fraction of the common sense revolution that is now, because of us, sweeping the entire world.
	Common sense has become a common theme, and we will never go back.
	Never. Never going to let that happen.
	Among my very highest priorities is to rescue our economy and get dramatic and immediate relief to working families.
	As you know, we inherited from the last administration an economic catastrophe and an inflation nightmare.
	Their policies drove up energy prices, pushed up grocery costs, and drove the necessities of life out of reach for millions and millions of Americans.
	have never had anything like it.
	We suffered the worst inflation in 48 years, but perhaps even...
	In the history of our country, they're not sure.
	As president, I'm fighting every day to reverse this damage and make America affordable again.
	Joe Biden especially let the price of eggs get out of control.
	The egg price is out of control.
	And we're working hard to get it back down.
	Secretary, do a good job on that.
	You inherited a total mess from the previous administration.
	Do a good job.
	Stop killing the birds.
	It might be the easiest way to go about it.
	A major focus of our fight to defeat inflation is rapidly reducing the cost of energy.
	The previous administration cut the number of new oil and gas leases by 95%, slowed pipeline construction to a halt, and closed more than 100 power plants.
	We are opening up many of those power plants right now.
	Drill baby, drill is coming.
	frankly, we have never seen anything.
	Like it.
	That's why on my first day in office, I declared a national energy emergency.
	As you've heard me say many times, we have more liquid gold under our feet than any nation on Earth, and by far.
	And now, I fully authorize the most talented team ever assembled to go and get it.
	It's called Drill Baby Drill.
	Oh, I tell you, now I think the markets are, this is a delay.
	I'm reading what Encrypta said.
	I think this is a bit of a delay.
	So the markets are reflecting what's going on in real time.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	My administration is also working on a gigantic natural gas pipeline in Alaska, among the largest in the world, where Japan, South Korea, and other nations want to be our partner with investments of trillions of dollars each.
	There's never been anything like that one.
	It will be truly spectacular.
	It's all set to go.
	The permitting is gotten.
	And later this week, I will also take historic action to dramatically expand production of critical minerals and rare earths here in the USA.
	day.
	To further combat inflation, we will not only be reducing the cost of energy, but we'll be ending the flagrant waste of taxpayer dollars.
	Doge is coming.
	Let's see where that market is.
	Doge, Doge.
	At 99%, so he must have said it already on the live.
	And to that end, I have created the brand new Department of Government Efficiency.
	Doge. Perhaps you've heard of it.
	Perhaps. Which is headed by Elon Musk, who is in the gallery tonight.
	night.
	Thank you, Elon.
	You're working very hard.
	He didn't need this.
	He didn't need this.
	Thank you very much.
	We appreciate it.
	Everybody here, even this side, appreciates it, I believe.
	They just don't want to admit that.
	Just listen to some of the appalling waste we have already identified.
	$22 billion from HHS to provide free housing and cars for illegal aliens.
	$45 million for diversity, equity, and inclusion.
	Scholarships in Burma.
	$40 million to improve the social and economic inclusion of sedentary migrants.
	Nobody knows what that is.
	$8 million to promote LGBTQI plus in the African nation of Lesotho, which nobody has ever heard of.
	$60 million for indigenous peoples.
	And Afro-Colombian empowerment in Central America.
	$60 million.
	$8 million for making mice transgender.
	This is real.
	$32 million for a left-wing propaganda operation in Moldova.
	$10 million for male circumcision in Mozambique.
	$20 million for...
	The Arab Sesame Street in the Middle East.
	It's a program.
	$20 million for a program.
	$1.9 billion to recently created decarbonization of Homes Committee.
	Headed up.
	And we know she's involved.
	Just at the last moment, the money was passed over by a woman named Stacey Abrams.
	Have you ever heard of her?
	A $3.5 million consulting contract for lavish fish monitoring.
	$1.5 million for voter confidence in Liberia.
	$14 million for social cohesion in Mali.
	$59 million for illegal alien hotel rooms in New York City.
	He's a real estate developer.
	He's done very well.
	$250,000 to increase vegan local climate action innovation in Zambia.
	$42 million for social and behavior change in Uganda.
	$14 million for improving public procurement in Serbia.
	$47 million for improving learning outcomes in Asia.
	Asia's doing very well with learning.
	You know what we're doing.
	We should use it ourselves.
	$101 million for DEI contracts at the Department of Education, the most ever paid, nothing even like it.
	Under the Trump administration, all of these scams, and they're far worse, but I didn't think it was appropriate to talk about them.
	They're so bad.
	Many more have been found out and exposed and swiftly terminated by a group of very intelligent, mostly young people.
	Headed up by Ilana, we appreciate it.
	we found hundreds of billions of dollars of fraud.
	And we've taken back the money and reduced our debt to fight inflation and other things.
	Taking back a lot of that money.
	We got it just in time.
	This is just the beginning.
	The Government Accountability Office, the federal government office, has estimated annual fraud of over $500 billion in our nation.
	And we are working very hard to stop it.
	We're going to.
	We're also identifying shocking levels of incompetence and probable fraud in the social security program for our seniors.
	And that our seniors and people that we love rely on.
	Believe it or not, government databases list 4.7 million Social Security members from people aged 100 to 109 years old.
	Oh, it's just because of the default setting.
	Arrest them.
	It lists 3.6 million people from ages 110.
	To 119.
	I don't know any of them.
	I know some people that are rather elderly, but not quite that elderly.
	3.47 million people from ages 120 to 129.
	3.9 million people from ages 130 to 139.
	Arrest them.
	3.5 million people.
	From ages 140 to 149.
	And money is being paid to many of them.
	And we're searching right now.
	In fact, Pam, good luck.
	Good luck.
	You're going to find it.
	But a lot of money is paid out to people because it just keeps getting paid and paid and nobody does.
	And it really hurts.
	Social Security, it hurts our country.
	1.3 million people from ages 150 to 159 and over 130,000 people, according to the Social Security databases, are age over 160 years old.
	We have a healthier country than I thought, Bobby.
	LAUGHTER Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Okay, good joke.
	Whoever wrote that, well done.
	Including, to finish, 1,039 people between the ages of 220 and 229.
	One person between the age of 240 and 249.
	And one person is listed at 360 years of age.
	More than 100 years.
	More than 100 years older than our country.
	But we're going to find out where that money's going, and it's not going to be pretty.
	By slashing all of the fraud, waste, and theft we can find, we will defeat inflation, bring down mortgage rates, lower car payments and grocery prices, protect our seniors, and put more money in the pockets of American families.
	applause And today, interest rates took a beautiful drop.
	Big, beautiful drop.
	It's about time.
	And in the near future, I want to do what has not been done in 24 years.
	Balance the federal budget.
	that.
	With that goal in mind, we have developed in great detail what we are calling the gold card, which goes on sale very, very soon.
	For $5 million, we will allow the most successful job creating people from all over the world to buy a path to U.S. citizenship.
	It's like the green card, but better and more sophisticated.
	And these people will have to pay tax in our country.
	They won't have to pay tax from where they came.
	The money that they've made, you wouldn't want to do that, but they have to pay tax, create jobs.
	They'll also be taking people out of colleges and paying for them so that we can keep them in our country instead of having them being forced out.
	Number one at the top school, as an example, being forced out and not being allowed to stay and create tremendous numbers of jobs and great success for a company out there.
	So while we take out...
	The criminals, killers, traffickers and child predators who are allowed to enter our country under the open border policy of these people, the Democrats, the Biden administration, the open border insane policies that you've allowed to destroy our country.
	We will now bring in brilliant, hardworking job creating people.
	They're going to pay a lot of money and we're going to reduce our debt with that money.
	Americans have given us a mandate for bold and profound change.
	For nearly 100 years, the federal bureaucracy has grown until it has crushed our freedoms, ballooned our deficits, and held back America's potential in every possible way.
	The nation founded by pioneers and risk-takers now drowns under millions and millions of pages of regulations and debt.
	Approvals that should take 10 days to get instead take 10 years, 15 years, and even 20 years before you're rejected.
	Meanwhile, we have hundreds of thousands of federal workers who have not been showing up to work.
	My administration will reclaim power from this unaccountable bureaucracy, and we will restore true democracy to America again.
	You mean they're going to have to show up to work?
	Thank you.
	And any federal bureaucrat who resists this change will be removed from office immediately.
	You're fired.
	Was that normal?
	Because we are draining the swamp.
	It's very simple.
	And the days of rule by unelected bureaucrats are over.
	Elon Musk is an unelected bureaucrat, you bastard.
	A lot of unhappy...
	Oh, there's one happy guy.
	They're right in the back.
	The next phase of our plan to deliver the greatest economy in history is for this Congress to pass tax cuts for everybody.
	They're in there.
	They're waiting for you to vote.
	And I'm sure that the people on...
	My right.
	I don't mean the Republican right, but my right right here.
	I'm sure you're going to vote for those tax cuts because otherwise I don't believe the people will ever vote you into office.
	So I'm doing a big favor by telling you that.
	But I know this group is going to be voting for the tech.
	Can't disagree.
	Greatest person to ever walk the face of the earth.
	Not idolatry, just a mere observation.
	Thank you.
	It's a very, very big part of our plan.
	We had tremendous success in our first term with it.
	A very big part of our plan.
	We're seeking permanent income tax cuts all across the board.
	And to get urgently needed relief to Americans hit especially hard by inflation, I'm calling for no tax on tips.
	No tax on overtime.
	and no tax on social security benefits for our great seniors.
	What happened?
	I'm on the wrong screen here.
	Anybody getting arrested?
	No. No tax on crypto games.
	And I also want to make interest payments on car loans tax deductible, but only if the car is...
	Made in America.
	I got a Bronco.
	Made in America.
	Dearborn, Michigan, baby.
	How far back can I go claim those taxes?
	By the way, we're going to have growth in the auto industry like nobody's ever seen.
	Plants are opening up all over the place.
	Deals are being made.
	Never seen.
	That's a combination of the election win and tariffs.
	It's a beautiful word, isn't it?
	That, along with our other policies, will...
	Allow our auto industry to absolutely boom.
	It's going to boom.
	Spoke to the majors today, all three, the top people, and they're so excited.
	In fact, already numerous car companies have announced that they will be building massive automobile plants in America, with Honda just announcing a new plant in Indiana, one of the largest anywhere in the world.
	The Bronco comes with a plate that says it's made in Dearborn, Michigan.
	Proudly made in America.
	Cost a little more, and I decided to do it.
	Yes, the beautiful...
	This has taken place since our great victory on November 5th, a date which will hopefully go down as one of the most important in the history of our country.
	Thank you.
	In addition, as part of our tax cuts, we want to cut taxes on domestic production and all manufacturing.
	And just as we did before, we will provide 100 percent expensing.
	It will be retroactive to January 20th, 2020.
	We had a great first term.
	Until the China virus came and undid everything, unleashed by the Democrats.
	If you don't make your product in America, however, under the Trump administration, you will pay a tariff, and in some cases, a rather large one.
	Other countries have used tariffs against us for decades, and now it's our turn to start using them against those other countries.
	On average, the European Union, China, Brazil, India.
	Mexico and Canada, have you heard of them?
	And countless other nations charge us tremendously higher tariffs than we charge them.
	It's very unfair.
	India charges us auto tariffs higher than 100%.
	China's average tariff on our products is twice what we charge them.
	And South Korea's average tariff is four times higher.
	Think of that four times higher.
	And we give so much help militarily and in so many other ways to South Korea.
	But that's what happens.
	This is happening by friend and foe.
	This system is not fair to the United States and never was.
	And so on April 2nd, I wanted to make it April 1st, but I didn't want to be accused of April Fool's Day.
	Good move.
	Just one day cost us a lot of money.
	But we're going to do it in April.
	I'm a very superstitious person.
	April 2nd, reciprocal tariffs kick in.
	And whatever they tariff us, other countries, we will tariff them.
	That's reciprocal, back and forth.
	Whatever they tax us, we will tax them.
	Reciprocal, back and forth.
	If they do non-monetary tariffs...
	To keep us out of their market, then we will do non-monetary barriers to keep them out of our market.
	There's a lot of that, too.
	They don't even allow us in their market.
	We will take in trillions and trillions of dollars and create jobs like we have never seen before.
	I did it with China, and I did it with others, and the Biden administration couldn't do anything about it because there was so much money they couldn't do anything about it.
	We have been ripped off for decades by nearly every country on earth, and we will not let that happen any longer.
	Thank you.
	Much has been said over the last three months about Mexico and Canada.
	But we have very large deficits with both of them, but even more importantly, they've allowed fentanyl to come into our country at levels never seen before, killing hundreds of thousands of our citizens and many very young, beautiful people destroying families.
	Nobody's ever seen anything like it.
	They are, in effect, receiving subsidies of hundreds of billions of dollars.
	We pay subsidies to Canada.
	And to Mexico of hundreds of billions of dollars.
	And the United States will not be doing that any longer.
	We're not going to do it any longer.
	Only 1% of the fentanyl cross on the border.
	Thanks to our America First policies we're putting into place, we have had $1.7 trillion of new investment in America in just the past few weeks.
	The combination of the election...
	And our economic policies that people of SoftBank, one of the most brilliant anywhere in the world, announced a $200 billion investment.
	OpenAI and Oracle, Larry Ellison, announced $500 billion investment, which they wouldn't have done if Kamala had won.
	Apple announced $500 billion investment.
	Tim Cook.
	Called me.
	He said, I cannot spend it fast enough.
	It's going to be much higher than that, I believe.
	They'll be building their plants here instead of in China.
	And just yesterday, Taiwan, semiconductor, the biggest in the world, most powerful in the world, has a tremendous amount, 97% of the market, announced a $165 billion investment to build the most powerful chips on Earth right here in the USA.
	say.
	And we're not giving them any money.
	Your Chips Act is a horrible, horrible thing.
	We give hundreds of billions of dollars, and it doesn't mean a thing.
	They take our money and they don't spend it.
	All that meant to them, we're giving them no money.
	All that was important to them was they didn't want to pay the tariffs, so they came and they're building, and many other companies are coming.
	We don't have to give them money.
	We just want to protect our businesses and our people.
	And they will come because they won't have to pay tariffs if they build in America.
	So it's very amazing.
	You should get rid of the CHIP Act and whatever's left over.
	Mr. Speaker, you should use it to reduce debt or any other reason you want to.
	Thank you.
	you.
	Our new trade policy will also be great for the American farmer.
	I love the farmer.
	Who will now be selling into our home market, the USA, because nobody is going to be able to compete with you.
	Because those goods that come in from other countries and companies, they're really, really in a bad position in so many different ways.
	Uninspected. They may be very dirty and disgusting and they come in and they pour in and they hurt our American farmers.
	The tariffs will go on agricultural product coming into America and our farmers starting on April 2nd.
	It may be a little bit of an adjustment period.
	We had that before when I made the deal with China.
	$50 billion of purchases and I said, just bear with me.
	And they did.
	They did.
	Probably have to bear with me.
	And this will be even better.
	That was great.
	The problem with it was that Biden didn't enforce it.
	He didn't enforce it.
	$50 billion of purchases.
	And we were doing great, but Biden did not enforce it.
	And it hurt our farmers.
	But our farmers are going to have a field day right now.
	So to our farmers, have a lot of fun.
	I love you too.
	I love you too.
	It's all going to happen.
	Thank you.
	And I have also imposed a 25% tariff on foreign aluminum, copper, lumber, and steel, because if we don't have, as an example, steel, and lots of other things, we don't have a military, and frankly, we just won't have a country very long.
	Here today is a proud American steelworker, fantastic person from Decatur, Alabama, Jeff Denard.
	Has been working at the same steel plant for 27 years in a job that has allowed him to serve as the captain of his local volunteer fire department, raise seven children with his beautiful wife, Nicole, and over the years provide a loving home for more than 40 foster children.
	So great, Jeff.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Jeff.
	Thank you, Jeff.
	Oh, they're going to make it mad for mixing a mistake in the name.
	Stories like Jeff's remind us that tariffs are not just about protecting American jobs.
	They're about protecting the soul of our country.
	Tariffs are about making America rich again and making America great again.
	And it's happening and it will happen rather quickly.
	A little disturbance.
	But we're okay with that.
	It won't be much.
	No, you're not.
	Yes, you are.
	And look where Biden took us.
	Very low.
	The lowest we've ever been.
	Jeff, I want to thank you very much.
	And I also want to recognize another person who has devoted herself to foster care community.
	She worked so hard on it.
	A very loving person.
	our magnificent First Lady of the United States.
	Thank you.
	Melania's work has yielded incredible results, helping prepare our nation's future leaders as they enter the workforce.
	Our First Lady is joined by two impressive young women, very impressive.
	Haley Ferguson, who benefited from the First Lady's Fostering the Future initiative, and is poised to complete her education and become a teacher.
	And Elliston Berry, who became a victim of an illicit, deepfake image produced.
	By a peer.
	With Elliston's help, the Senate just passed the Take It Down Act.
	And this is so important.
	Thank you very much, John.
	John Thune.
	Thank you.
	Stand up, John.
	Thank you, John.
	Thank you all very much.
	Compare him to Joe Biden.
	I mean, it's just...
	Thank you.
	And thank you to John Thune and the Senate.
	Great job.
	To criminalize the publication of such images online is a terrible, terrible thing.
	And once it passes the House, I look forward to signing that bill into law.
	Thank you.
	And I'm going to use that bill for myself, too, if you don't mind.
	Because nobody gets treated worse than I do online.
	Nobody. Maybe Zielinski at this point in time.
	Thank you very much to the Senate.
	Thank you.
	But if we truly care about protecting Americans' children, no step is more crucial than securing America's borders.
	Over the past four years, 21 million people poured into the United States.
	Many of them were murderers, human traffickers, gang members, and other criminals from the streets of dangerous cities all throughout the world because of Joe Biden's insane and very dangerous open border policies.
	They're now strongly embedded in our country, but we are getting them out and getting them out fast.
	We will get them out so fast they won't even know that the door hit them in the ass when they're out.
	Nobody stood up on the left at any point.
	I want to thank Tom Holman and Christy.
	I want to thank you and Paul of Border Patrol.
	I want to thank you.
	What a job they've all done, everybody.
	Border Patrol, ICE, law enforcement in general is incredible.
	We have to take care of our law enforcement.
	After. Thank you.
	Last year, a brilliant 22-year-old nursing student named Lakin Riley, the best in her class, Admired by everybody, went out for a jog on the campus of the University of Georgia.
	That morning, Lakin was viciously attacked, assaulted, beaten, brutalized, and horrifically murdered.
	Lakin was stolen from us by a savage, illegal alien gang member who was arrested while trespassing across Biden's open southern border.
	And then set loose into the United States under the heartless policies of that failed administration.
	It was indeed a failed administration.
	He had then been arrested and released in a Democrat-run sanctuary city, a disaster, before ending the life of this beautiful young angel.
	With us this evening are Lakin's beloved mother, Allison, and her sister, Lauren.
	Thank you.
	It's an impossible level of tragedy.
	Last year, I told Lakin's grieving parents that we would ensure their daughter would not have died in vain.
	That's why the very first bill I signed into law as your 47th president mandates the detention of all dangerous criminal aliens who threaten public safety.
	It's a very strong, powerful act.
	It's called the Laken-Riley Act.
	So Allison and Lauren, America will never, ever forget our beautiful Lakin Hope Riley.
	Thank you.
	Are the Democrats, they don't care about Laken?
	Thank you very much.
	Since taking office, my administration has launched the most sweeping border and immigration crackdown in American history, and we quickly achieved the lowest numbers of illegal border crossers ever recorded.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	The media and our friends in the Democrat Party kept saying we needed new legislation.
	We must have legislation to secure the border.
	But it turned out that all we really needed was a new president.
	Thank you.
	The Democrats did not clap for Lakin Riley's family.
	Scum of the earth.
	Thank you.
	Joe Biden didn't just open our borders.
	He flew illegal aliens over them to overwhelm our schools, hospitals and communities throughout the country.
	Entire towns like Aurora, Colorado and Springfield, Ohio, buckled under the weight of the migrant occupation and corruption like nobody's ever seen before.
	Beautiful towns destroyed.
	Now, just as I promised in my inaugural address, we are achieving the great liberation of America.
	Thank you.
	But there still is much work to be done.
	Here tonight is a woman I have gotten to know.
	Alexis Nengarry from Houston.
	Wonderful woman.
	Last June, Alexis' 12-year-old daughter.
	Her precious Jocelyn walked to a nearby convenience store.
	She was kidnapped, tied up, assaulted for two hours under a bridge and horrifically murdered.
	Arrested and charged with this heinous crime are two illegal alien monsters from Venezuela released into America by the last administration through their ridiculous open border.
	The death of this beautiful 12-year-old girl and the agony of her mother and family.
	Touched our entire nation greatly.
	Alexis, I promised that we would always remember your daughter, your magnificent daughter.
	And earlier tonight, I signed an order keeping my word to you.
	One thing I have learned about Jocelyn is that she loved animals so much.
	She loved nature.
	Across Galveston Bay from where Jocelyn lived in Houston.
	You'll find a magnificent national wildlife refuge.
	A pristine, peaceful, 34,000-acre sanctuary for all of God's creatures on the edge of the Gulf of America.
	Alexis, moments ago, I formally renamed that refuge in loving memory of your beautiful daughter, Jocelyn.
	So, Mr. Vice President, if you would.
	May I have the order?
	If the Democrats don't clap right now, they deserve to burn in hell for the demons that they are.
	There's one.
	is one There you go.
	I've just tweeted out they're fucking demons.
	There was that one person in the red who stood up.
	Good for her, whoever that was.
	The one in whatever that color was.
	Maroon. Thank you very much.
	All three savages charged with Jocelyn and Lakin's murders were members of the Venezuelan prison gang, the toughest gang they say in the world, known as Tren de Aragua.
	Two weeks ago, I officially designated this gang along with MS-13 and the bloodthirsty Mexican drug cartels as foreign terrorist organizations.
	I actually can't believe that the Democrats refused to stand for that.
	But you said Gulf of America, so I can't stand because it's political now.
	They are now officially in the same category as ISIS, and that's not good for them.
	Countless thousands of these terrorists were welcomed into the U.S. by the Biden administration.
	But now every last one will be rounded up and forcibly removed from our country, or, if they're too dangerous, put in jails, standing trial in this country, because we don't want them to come back ever.
	With us this evening is a warrior on the front lines of that battle, Border Patrol Agent Roberto Ortiz.
	Great guy.
	Thank you.
	In January, Roberto and another agent were patrolling by the Rio Grande near an area known as Cartel Island.
	Doesn't sound too nice to me.
	When heavily armed gunmen started shooting at them, Roberto saw that his partner was totally exposed at great danger, and he leapt into action, returning fire and providing crucial seconds for his fellow agent to...
	Seek safety, and just barely.
	I have some of the prints of that event, and it was not good.
	Agent Ortiz, we salute you for your great courage and for your line of fire that you took and for the bravery that you showed.
	We honor you, and we will always honor you.
	Thank you, Roberto, very much.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Roberto.
	And I actually got to know him on my many calls to the border.
	He's a great, great gentleman.
	The territory to the immediate south of our border is now dominated entirely by criminal cartels that murder, rape, torture, and exercise total control.
	They have total control over a whole nation, posing a grave threat to our national security.
	The cartels are waging war on America, and it's time for America to wage war on the cartels, which we are doing.
	Five nights ago, Mexican authorities, because of our tariff policies being imposed on them, think of this.
	Handed over to us 29 of the biggest cartel leaders in their country.
	That has never happened before.
	They want to make us happy.
	First time ever.
	But we need Mexico and Canada to do much more than they've done, and they have to stop the fentanyl and drugs pouring into the USA.
	They're going to stop it.
	I have sent Congress a detailed funding request laying out exactly how we will eliminate these threats to protect our homeland and complete the largest deportation operation in American history, larger even than current record holder, President Dwight D. Eisenhower, a moderate man but someone who believed very strongly in borders.
	Americans expect Congress to send me this funding without delay so I can sign it into law.
	Mr. Speaker, John Thune, both of you, I hope you're going to be able to do that, Mr. Speaker.
	Thank you.
	Mr. Leader, thank you.
	Thank you very much.
	And let's get it to me.
	I'll sign it so fast you won't even believe it.
	Thank you.
	And as we reclaim our sovereignty, we must also bring back law and order to our cities and towns.
	Thank you.
	In recent years, our justice system has been turned upside down by radical left lunatics.
	Many jurisdictions virtually seized enforcing the law against dangerous repeat offenders while weaponizing law enforcement against political opponents like me.
	My administration has acted swiftly and decisively to restore fair, equal, and impartial justice under the constitutional rule of law, starting at the FBI and the DOJ.
	Pam, good luck.
	Cash, wherever you may be, good luck.
	Good luck.
	Pam Bond.
	Good luck.
	So important.
	You're going to do a great job.
	Cash, thank you.
	Thank you, Cash.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	They've already started very strong.
	They're going to do a fantastic job.
	You're going to be very proud of them.
	We're also, once again, giving our police officers the support, protection, and respect they so dearly deserve.
	They have to get it.
	They have such a hard, dangerous job, but we're going to make it less dangerous.
	The problem is the bad guys don't respect the law, but they're starting to respect it, and they soon will respect it.
	This also includes our great fire departments throughout the country.
	Our firemen and women are unbelievable people, and I will never forget them.
	And besides that, they voted for me in record numbers, so I have no chance.
	Thank you.
	One year ago this month, 31-year-old New York police officer Jonathan Diller An unbelievably wonderful person and a great officer was gunned down at a traffic stop on Long Island.
	I went to his funeral.
	The vicious criminal charged with his murder had 21 prior arrests, and they were rough arrests.
	He was a real bad one.
	The thug in the seat next to him had 14 prior arrests and went by the name of Killer.
	He was Killer.
	He killed other people, they say, a lot of them.
	I attended Officer Diller's service, and when I met his wife and one-year-old son, Ryan, it was very inspirational, actually.
	His widow's name is Stephanie, and she is here tonight.
	Stephanie, thank you very much, Stephanie.
	Thank you very much.
	Thank you.
	What does it feel like being celebrated?
	Stephanie, we're going to make sure that Ryan knows his dad was a true hero, New York's finest.
	And we're going to get these cold-blooded killers and repeat offenders off our streets, and we're going to do it fast.
	Got to stop it.
	They get out with 28 arrests.
	They push people into subway trains.
	They hit people over the head, back of the head with baseball bats.
	We got to get them out of here.
	I've already signed an executive order requiring a mandatory death penalty for anyone who murders a police officer, and tonight I'm asking Congress to pass that policy into permanent law.
	Their misery can only be not made sense of, but coped with if something positive comes out of it.
	This woman has lost her husband for the rest of her life.
	For a new crime bill getting tough on repeat offenders while enhancing protections for America's police officers so they can do their jobs without fear of their lives being totally destroyed.
	They don't want to be killed.
	We're not going to let them be killed.
	Kick him out.
	Joining us in the gallery tonight is a young man who truly loves our police.
	His name is DJ Daniel.
	He is 13 years old and he has always dreamed of becoming a police officer.
	Or wait until the internet goes after him for impersonating a police officer.
	The kid looks kind of uncomfortable.
	But in 2018, DJ was diagnosed with brain cancer.
	The doctors gave him five months at most to live.
	That was more than six years ago.
	Thank you.
	Now let's see if the left stands up.
	Do they stand up?
	They're not showing us the left.
	Thank you.
	Since that time, DJ and his dad have been on a quest to make his dream come true, and DJ has been sworn in as an honorary law enforcement officer actually a number of times.
	Peace. The police love him.
	The police departments love him.
	And tonight, DJ, we're going to do you the biggest honor of them all.
	I am asking our new Secret Service director, Sean Curran, to officially make you an agent of the United States Secret Service.
	That explains the uniform, people.
	It was tongue-in-cheek.
	Okay. Okay, this is the sweetest thing.
	this.
	Thank you, DJ.
	Did we see both sides standing up?
	DJ's doctors believe his cancer likely came from a chemical he was exposed to when he was younger.
	Since 1975, rates of child cancer have increased by more than 40%.
	Reversing this trend is one of the top priorities for our new presidential commission to make America healthy again, chaired by...
	our new Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
	Thank you.
	With the name Kennedy, you would have thought everybody over here would have been cheering.
	How quickly they forget.
	Our goal is to get toxins out of our environment, poisons out of our food supply, and keep our children healthy and strong.
	As an example, not long ago, and you can't even believe these numbers, one in 10,000 children had autism.
	One in 10,000.
	And now it's 1 in 36. There's something wrong.
	1 in 36. Think of that.
	So we're going to find out what it is, and there's nobody better than Bobby and all of the people that are working with you.
	You have the best to figure out what is going on.
	Okay, Bobby, good luck.
	It's a very important job.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Adam.
	Thank you.
	My administration is also working to protect our children from toxic ideologies in our schools.
	A few years ago, January, little John and her husband discovered that their daughter's school had secretly socially transitioned their 13-year-old little girl.
	Teachers and administrators conspired to deceive January and her husband while encouraging her daughter to use a new name and pronouns.
	They, them pronoun, actually.
	All without telling January, who is here tonight and is now a courageous advocate against this form of child abuse.
	January, thank you.
	Thank you.
	Thank you very much.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Stories like this are why shortly after taking office, I signed an executive order banning public schools from indoctrinating our children with transgender ideology.
	Thank you.
	I also signed an order to cut off all taxpayer funding to any institution.
	that engages in the sexual mutilation of youth.
	And now I want Congress to pass a bill permanently banning and criminalizing sex changes on children and forever ending the lie that any child is trapped in the wrong body.
	This is a big line.
	And our message to every child in America is that you are perfect exactly the way God made you.
	Thank you.
	Because we're getting wokeness out of our schools and out of our military, and it's already out.
	And it's out of our society.
	We don't want it.
	Wokeness is trouble.
	Wokeness is bad.
	It's gone.
	It's gone.
	And we feel so much better for it, don't we?
	Don't we feel better?
	Don't expect the left to stand on that one.
	Our service members won't be activists and ideologues.
	They will be fighters and warriors.
	They will fight for our country.
	And Pete, congratulations.
	Secretary of the First, congratulations.
	And he's not big into the woke movement, I can tell you.
	I know him well.
	I am pleased to report that in January, the U.S. Army had its single best recruiting month in 15 years and that all armed services are having among...
	The best recruiting results ever in the history of our services.
	What a difference.
	Show both sides.
	I guarantee you the left is not standing up for this.
	They don't care about the military either.
	And you know it was just a few months ago where the results were exactly the opposite.
	We couldn't recruit anywhere.
	We couldn't recruit.
	Now we're having the best results.
	Just about that we've ever had.
	What a tremendous turnaround.
	It's really a beautiful thing to see.
	People love our country again.
	It's very simple.
	They love our country and they love being in our military again.
	So it's a great thing.
	And thank you very much.
	Great job.
	Thank you.
	We're joined tonight.
	By a young man, Jason Hartley, who knows the weight of that call of duty.
	Jason's father, grandfather, and great-grandfather all wore the uniform.
	Jason tragically lost his dad, who was also a Los Angeles County Sheriff's Deputy when he was just a boy, and now he wants to carry on the family legacy of service.
	Jason is a senior in high school, a six-letter varsity athlete, a really good athlete, they say.
	A brilliant student with a 4.46, that's good, GPA.
	How do you get a 4.46 GPA?
	And his greatest dream is to attend the U.S. Military Academy at West Point.
	Hold on, how do you get a 4.46 GPA, people?
	I'm asking Grok.
	Thank you.
	It says some high schools go to 4.5 with an A or even 5. Jason, that's a very big deal getting in.
	That's a hard one to get into.
	But I'm pleased to inform you that your application has been accepted.
	You will soon be joining the Corps of Cadets.
	Apparently, if you're in an AP class, you can get a grade on a 4.5 so you can technically have a 4.46 GPA.
	You get like an A triple plus.
	I'm joking.
	It's three AP classes with 5.0.
	Two regulars with a 4.0.
	You can get a 4.46 GPA.
	Okay, it's technically possible.
	In fact, anybody who tries to make fun of Trump for saying that he's so stupid you can't get more than a 4.0, you're going to bust him.
	Thank you.
	Jason, you're going to be on the long gray line, Jason.
	As Commander-in-Chief, my focus is on building the most powerful military of the future.
	As a first step, I'm asking Congress to fund a state-of-the-art Golden Dome missile defense shield to protect our homeland, all made in the USA.
	Apparently, the left also does not care about protecting the homeland.
	Noted. And Ronald Reagan.
	Wanted to do it long ago, but the technology just wasn't there, not even close.
	But now we have the technology.
	It's incredible, actually.
	And other places, they have it.
	Israel has it.
	Other places have it.
	And the United States should have it, too.
	Right, Tim?
	Right? They should have it, too.
	So I want to thank you.
	But it's very, very important.
	This is a...
	Very dangerous world.
	We should have it.
	We want to be protected, and we're going to protect our citizens like never before.
	To boost our defense industrial base, we are also going to resurrect the American shipbuilding industry, including commercial shipbuilding and military shipbuilding.
	And for that purpose, I am announcing tonight...
	That we will create a new office of shipbuilding in the White House and offer special tax incentives to bring this industry home to America where it belongs.
	We used to make so many ships.
	We don't make them anymore very much, but we're going to make them very fast, very soon.
	It will have a huge impact.
	To further enhance our national security, my administration will be reclaiming the Panama Canal, and we've already started doing it.
	Thank you.
	Just today, a large American company announced they are buying both ports around the Panama Canal and lots of other things having to do with the Panama Canal and a couple of other canals.
	The Panama Canal was built by Americans for Americans, not for others.
	But others could use it.
	But it was built at tremendous cost of American blood and treasure.
	died building the Panama Canal.
	They died of malaria.
	They died of snake bites and mosquitoes.
	Not a nice place to work.
	They paid them very highly The most expensive project also that was ever built in our country's history, if you bring it up to modern-day costs.
	It was given away by the Carter administration for $1.
	But that agreement has been violated very severely.
	We didn't give it to China.
	We gave it to Panama, and we're taking it back.
	And we have Marco Rubio in charge.
	Good luck, Marco.
	We know who to blame if anything goes wrong.
	Marco's been amazing, and he's going to do a great job.
	Think of it.
	He got 100 votes.
	You know, he was approved with actually 99, but the 100th was this gentleman, and I feel very certain.
	So let's assume he got 100 votes, and I'm either very, very happy about that or I'm very concerned about it.
	But... He's already proven.
	I mean, he's a great gentleman.
	He's respected by everybody.
	And we appreciate you voting for Marco.
	He's going to do a fantastic job.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	He's doing a great job.
	Great job.
	And I also have a message tonight for the incredible people of Greenland.
	We strongly support your right to determine your own future.
	And if you choose, we welcome you into the United States of America.
	We need Greenland for national security and even international security.
	And we're working with everybody involved to try and get it.
	But we need it really for international world security.
	And I think we're going to get it.
	One way or the other, we're going to get it.
	We will keep you safe.
	We will make you rich and together.
	We will take Greenland to heights like you have never thought possible before.
	It's a very small population, but very, very large piece of land and very, very important for military security.
	America is once again standing strong against the forces of radical Islamic terrorism.
	Three and a half years ago, ISIS terrorists killed 13 American service members and countless others.
	In the Abbey Gate bombing during the disastrous and incompetent withdrawal from Afghanistan?
	Not that they were withdrawing.
	It was the way they withdrew.
	Perhaps the most embarrassing moment in the history of our country.
	Tonight I am pleased to announce that we have just apprehended the top terrorist responsible for that atrocity.
	And he is right now on his way here to face the swift sword of American justice.
	Thank you.
	And I want to thank especially the government of Pakistan for helping arrest this monster.
	This was a very momentous day for those 13 families who I actually got to know very well, most of them, whose children were murdered and the many people that were so badly, over 42 people, so badly injured on that fateful day in Afghanistan.
	What a horrible day.
	Such incompetence was shown.
	That when Putin saw what happened, I guess he said, wow, maybe this is my chance.
	That's how bad it was.
	Should have never happened.
	Grossly incompetent people.
	I spoke to many of the parents and loved ones, and they're all in our hearts tonight.
	Just spoke to them on the phone.
	We had a big call.
	Every one of them called, and everybody was on the line.
	They did nothing but cry with happiness.
	They were very happy, as happy as you can be under those circumstances.
	Their child, brother, sister, son, daughter was killed for no reason whatsoever.
	In the Middle East, we're bringing back our hostages from Gaza.
	In my first term, we achieved one of the most groundbreaking peace agreements in generations, the Abraham Accords.
	And now we're going to build on that foundation to create a more peaceful and prosperous future for the entire region.
	A lot of things are happening in the Middle East.
	People have been talking about that so much lately with everything going on with Ukraine and Russia.
	A lot of things are happening in the Middle East.
	It's a rough neighborhood, actually.
	I'm also working tirelessly to end the savage conflict in Ukraine.
	Millions of Ukrainians and Russians have been needlessly killed.
	We're wounded in this horrific and brutal conflict with no end in sight.
	The United States has sent hundreds of billions of dollars to support Ukraine's defense with no security, with no anything.
	Do you want to keep it going for another five years?
	Yeah, you would say Pocahontas says yes.
	Yeah.
	That was out of the blue.
	2,000 people are being killed every single week.
	More than that.
	Unbelievable. They're Russian young people.
	They're Ukrainian young people.
	They're not Americans.
	But I want it to stop.
	Meanwhile, Europe has sadly spent more money buying Russian oil and gas than they have spent on defending Ukraine by far.
	Think of that.
	They've spent more buying Russian oil and gas than they have defending.
	And we've spent perhaps $350 billion.
	Perhaps. Like taking candy from a baby.
	That's what happened.
	They're going to fact check it.
	It's a lie.
	$100 billion.
	What a difference that is.
	No, it's only $177 billion.
	We have an ocean separating us, and they don't.
	But we're getting along very well with them, and lots of good things are happening.
	Biden has authorized more money in this fight than Europe has spent by billions and billions of dollars.
	It's hard to believe that they wouldn't have stopped it and said, at some point, come on, let's equalize.
	You've got to be equal to us.
	That didn't happen.
	Earlier today, I received an important letter from President Zelensky of Ukraine.
	The letter reads, Ukraine is ready to come to the negotiating table as soon as possible to bring lasting peace closer.
	Nobody wants peace more than the Ukrainians, he said.
	My team and I stand ready to work under President Trump's strong leadership to get a peace that lasts.
	We do really value how much America has done to help Ukraine maintain its sovereignty and independence.
	Regarding the agreement on minerals and security, Ukraine is ready to sign it at any time that is convenient for you.
	I appreciate that he sent this letter.
	Just got it a little while ago.
	Simultaneously, we've had serious discussions with Russia.
	And have received strong signals that they are ready for peace.
	Wouldn't that be beautiful?
	Wouldn't that be beautiful?
	Oh, wait.
	Are the Democrats going to stand up for this?
	Can we see the whole crowd, please?
	Whoever's the cameraman here, this is terrible.
	Now we'll get to see the other side.
	Wouldn't that be beautiful?
	Oh, there we go.
	Okay, there we go.
	It's time to stop this madness.
	It's time to halt the killing.
	It's time to end the senseless war.
	If you want to end wars, you have to talk to both sides.
	Nearly four years ago, amid rising tensions, a history teacher named Mark Fogel was detained in Russia and sentenced to 14 years in a penal colony.
	Rough stuff.
	Barely lifted her finger to help him.
	They knew he was innocent, but they had no idea where to begin.
	But last summer, I promised his 95-year-old mother, Malfin, that we would bring her boy safely back home.
	After 22 days in office, I did just that, and they are here tonight.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	I'm checking to see what the longest ever equivalent to the State of the Union address is.
	is getting up there How long are we up to now?
	It's easily an hour and a half.
	He's doing it on purpose.
	Looks like Bill Clinton.
	Hour and 28 minutes.
	To Mark and his great mom, we are delighted to have you safe and sound and with us.
	As fate would have it, Mark Fogle was born in a small rural town in Butler, Pennsylvania.
	Have you heard of it?
	Where his mother has lived for the past 78 years.
	I just happened to go there last July 13th for a rally.
	That was not pleasant.
	And that is where I met his beautiful mom right before I walked onto that stage.
	And I told her I would not forget what she said about her son.
	And I never did, did I?
	Never forgot.
	Less than ten minutes later, at that same rally, gunfire rang out.
	And a sick and deranged assassin unloaded eight bullets from his sniper's perch into a crowd of many thousands of people.
	My life was saved by a fraction of an inch, but some were not so lucky.
	Corey Comparator was a firefighter, a veteran, a Christian, a husband, a devoted father, and above all, a protector.
	When the sound of gunshots pierced, the air was a horrible sound.
	Corey knew instantly what it was and what to do.
	He threw himself on top of his wife and daughters and shielded them from the bullets with his own body.
	Corey was hit really hard.
	You know the story from there.
	He sacrificed his life to save theirs.
	Two others, very fine people, were also seriously hit.
	But thankfully, with the help of two great country doctors, we thought they were gone and they were saved.
	So those doctors had great talent.
	We're joined by Corey's wife, Helen, who was his high school sweetheart, and their two beloved daughters, Allison and Kaylee.
	Thank you.
	There's no amount of clapping on earth that can possibly attenuate the grief that they will live with for the rest of their lives.
	Democrats are not going to clap?
	They're not going to dignify this?
	Look at this.
	is a broken woman that's going to live with trauma, indescribable trauma for the rest of her life.
	Thank you.
	To Helen, Allison, and Kaylee, Corey is looking down on his three beautiful ladies right now, and he is cheering you on.
	He loves you.
	He is cheering you on.
	Corey was taken from us much too soon, but his destiny was to leave us all with a shining example of the selfless devotion of a true American patriot.
	It was love like Cory's that built our country, and it's love like Cory's that is going to make our country more majestic than ever before.
	I believe that my life was saved that day in Butler for a very good reason.
	I was saved by God to make America great again.
	I believe that.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	And do it.
	I'm going to.
	Thank you very much.
	From the patriots of Lexington and Concord to the heroes of Gettysburg and Normandy, from the warriors who crossed the Delaware to the trailblazers who climbed the Rockies, and from the legends who soared at Kitty Hawk.
	To the astronauts who touched the moon, Americans have always been the people who defied all arts, transcended all dangers, made the most extraordinary sacrifices, and did whatever it took to defend our children, our country, and our freedom.
	And as we have seen in this chamber tonight, that same strength, faith, love, and spirit is still alive and thriving in the hearts of the American people.
	Despite the best efforts of those who would try to censor us, silence us, break us, destroy us, Americans are today a proud, free, sovereign and independent nation that will always be free and we will fight for it till death.
	We will never let anything happen to our beloved country because we are a country of doers, dreamers, fighters and survivors.
	Our ancestors crossed a vast ocean, strode into the unknown wilderness, and carved their fortunes from the rock and soil of a perilous and very dangerous frontier.
	They chased our destiny across a boundless continent.
	They built the railroads, laid the highways, and graced the world with American marvels like the Empire State Building, the mighty Hoover Dam.
	And the towering Golden Gate Bridge.
	They lit the world with electricity, broke free of the force of gravity, fired up the engines of American industry, vanquished the communists, fascists, and Marxists all over the world, and gave us countless modern wonders sculptured out of iron glass and steel.
	We stand on the shoulders of these pioneers who won and built the modern age.
	These workers who poured their sweat into the skylines of our cities.
	These warriors who shed their blood on fields of battle and gave everything they had for our rights and for our freedom.
	Now it is our time to take up the righteous cause of American liberty.
	And it is our turn to take America's destiny into our own hands and begin the most thrilling days in the history of our country.
	This will be our greatest era.
	With God's help over the next four years, we are going to lead this nation even higher, and we are going to forge the freest, most advanced, most dynamic, and most dominant civilization ever to exist on the face of this earth.
	We are going to create the highest quality of life, build the safest and wealthiest and healthiest and most vital.
	Communities anywhere in the world.
	We are going to conquer the vast frontiers of science and we're going to lead humanity into space and plant the American flag on the planet Mars and even far beyond.
	on.
	And through it all, we are going to rediscover the unstoppable power of the American spirit.
	And we are going to renew unlimited promise of the American dream.
	Every single day we will stand up and we will fight, fight, fight for the country our citizens believe in and for the country our people deserve.
	Thank you.
	Let's see.
	Oh, it looks like half of the gallery on the Democrat side has left.
	Am I wrong with that?
	My fellow Americans, get ready for an incredible future because the golden age of America has only just begun.
	It will be like nothing that has ever been seen before.
	Thank you.
	God bless you.
	And God bless America.
	Thank you.
	Oh yeah, they started leaving early.
	Well, let's see what we can catch on some hot mics here.
	Then we're going to get to some super chats, tip questions, and...
	Well, that's it.
	It's over.
	Thank you, everybody.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Was it a record for time is the question?
	Thank you very much.
	Thank you.
	That's it.
	Okay, let's just wait for Trump to leave.
	Oh, that was interesting.
	Let's see how long it is.
	Is it going to take him a half an hour to leave?
	It's not going to take him a half an hour to leave.
	Although he is going to get swarmed.
	There's that one guy.
	What the heck?
	Oh, this is the presidential one.
	All right, well, I'm going to leave that up there.
	Now I'm going to just get to all of the tip questions and super chats that we missed.
	Oh, man.
	I try to be fair and open-minded and understand the other side.
	There's nothing to explain away as far as it goes for the Democrats' behavior here.
	Spiteful, juvenile, utterly inhumane and evil, period.
	Un-American, anti-American, unpatriotic, and dare I say, what would be even beyond unpatriotic?
	Seditious, treasonous, They don't applaud commemorating murdered American citizens.
	They don't applaud taking back control over the Panama Canal.
	They don't applaud the release of an American prisoner from a Russian gulag.
	They are fucking evil.
	Period. That's it.
	And not Democrats, the lowercase d, and not the people.
	Everyone on the half of the aisle that did not stand up to applaud.
	An American being released from a Russian ghoul.
	I guess maybe it's not so bad in Russia, after all, according to them.
	Oh, we can take it out.
	I think we're good with that.
	They hate America, and they hate Trump more than anything else.
	Not a bad account says, will the GOP make a compromise on the bipartisan budget?
	I got that one earlier.
	The Clinton Kingdom of North America.
	I got this one before and I said thank you and I didn't really understand it.
	Biden projected his crimes, quid pro quos, onto Trump.
	That we all knew.
	Stop the China hustle fraud over in our locals community has an amazing story.
	Trump should remind those damn politicians that many of their own constituents gave him, Trump, their vote.
	This is R. Valera.
	Viva, Canadians don't deserve tariffs.
	First of all, I may or may not agree with you.
	That's like saying Canadians deserve freebies by foreign countries.
	I'm not sure that that makes any sense.
	But let's just operate on the premise that Canadians don't deserve tariffs.
	Okay. Canadians deserve open free trade with their neighbors.
	Okay. Who are you blaming the tariffs on?
	A, I disagree with the premise.
	No country is entitled not to have tariffs imposed on it by a foreign country.
	You're not entitled.
	You have NAFTA, you have free trade agreements.
	Sometimes you're renegotiated, especially when you screw up on international affairs.
	So Canadians don't deserve tariffs.
	I disagree with it as a matter of principle, but even if I operate on that principle, okay, who do you blame the tariffs on?
	If you blame them on Trump, congrats, you've been brainwashed.
	And I don't know what the hashtag TWO is.
	I think I am...
	I'll take that as a joke, because otherwise I would just tell you to, you know, piss off.
	But thank you.
	I assume that's a joke.
	I read, in as much as humanly possible, all Super Chats.
	But if you're after attention, congratulations.
	You got it for a second.
	Godfidence in Jesus Christ says, God bless America in Jesus' name.
	Amen. Barb Ariane says, thanks for sharing.
	Viva much love to my favorite podcast.
	Thank you very much.
	I tried to be quiet during the better part of this one.
	Brody Dover.
	There is no way to describe it.
	They're petulant and evil.
	Period. It did answer the question.
	If they deputized the kid, it explains how he was able to wear a police uniform.
	There's two things I want to see if the Dems actually made fun of.
	When Trump said...
	4.46 GPA.
	He's a definite idiot.
	He doesn't know what he's talking about.
	And the kid wearing a uniform.
	Maybe they were going to make fun about that.
	Those are all the commie tube super chats.
	What I want to bring up are the crumble rants from Viva Frye on crumble.
	Start from the bottom.
	Shalina. Go Carnivore and why is there a group of women all dressed in pink?
	I got that one.
	My real name says Biden working the room is a euphemism for shitting his pants.
	We got that one.
	Ginger Ninja, 1776.
	I'm still in support.
	Okay, I got that one too.
	Domo Arigato Roboto says thank you Viva and y'all be well and good night and special blessings to the Waffenranter earlier.
	He needs some to the Waffenranter.
	Who is the Waffenranter?
	All right, and now we're going to go to party number three, where we're going to start paying some distinct attention to.
	Let me bring this up here.
	Go all the way up to the top here.
	Chien visage, which means dogface in French, over in our VivaBarnesLaw.locals.com community, says, Since Barnes Viva bet, and then there is this link, InsideBitcoins.com, Polymarket uses to bet almost 1 million that Donald Trump will mention Bitcoin, Dogecoin, or crypto.
	Is there any words expression that are betting options?
	He didn't mention...
	I'm flabbergasted he didn't mention a crypto reserve.
	But I'm not good at this, so don't listen to me.
	Go listen to Barnes.
	He mentioned Pan Bondi.
	So, for instance, the words apologize might be something to bet on.
	They pick their words.
	They pick their words.
	They have the markets for the specific words, and they're specific.
	So the word trans was in there, but not transgender.
	So he did not say trans.
	He said transgender.
	So if you had bet on trans, that was a fail by the end of the speech.
	Oversharing too much information, says Sheen Visage.
	That is in reference to the Reagan's intro video.
	Liam Sturgis says, I'm in Seattle for the Kurt Benzhoof trial and want to share that Barnes is doing a legendary job.
	In other words, the battle goes good, good in his hands and fingers crossed the jury is as reasonable at trial as they came across during selection yesterday, it says Liam Thank you, Liam.
	Yeah, Barnes is in trial in Seattle.
	It's not broadcast or live-streamed, despite his requests for reasons which I think are obvious.
	And so we'll get the update on Sunday for sure.
	At least the update of jury selection in the first week of trial, it's going to last for a long time.
	Sheen Visage says, this is better than roll call.
	Slim Shagan says, duty.
	Sheen Visage says, no, no, no, not too hard.
	Bill Brown says, don't the British use American-made nukes?
	And then we got Get Em Viva from AlexP11375.
	DTQC, what is this link here?
	Let me bring this up afterwards.
	Maxime Bernier.
	Okay, I'll bring that up after this.
	That actually looks kind of funny.
	Viva says Roosting, thanks for giving us the live feed with the president, but please leave the President Trump impersonations to pros like Jacob Scoop.
	Oh, I'm going to leave them to Tyler Fisher.
	I can do Bernie Sanders.
	I can do a good Bernie Sanders experience.
	I want you to...
	I don't stand up.
	I will stand up, but I can't.
	My legs hurt.
	My knees.
	Oy, this mirror.
	What I wanted to bring up was this, which was the next part of this Maxime Bernier campaign jingle translated.
	Thank you.
	Zoom bell news.
	That's what they think.
	Thank you.
	You want to come?
	I've been told to be quiet.
	I've been told to be quiet.
	I don't believe that that's a real song.
	Hold on, hold on a second.
	I don't believe that's a real song.
	The famous campaign jingle with English...
	Hold on, I don't know if this is real.
	And I don't want to be accused of...
	Hold on one second.
	Did Maxime Bernier jingle?
	If I see that...
	I don't know what that is.
	That was five years ago from Julianne Roan.
	Okay, I don't know if that's real.
	So let me go back to Viva Barnes.
	Let's just make sure we're not missing anything in here.
	I've been told to be quiet because apparently I didn't realize it's 11 o'clock.
	Holy crap.
	We're going to go to bed, people.
	That was the night.
	was the night.
	unbelievable.
	All right, let's go over to vivabarneslaw.locals.com.
	In the chat, on the right-hand side, it says, Love me some commentary, says Daisy Mae.
	I might have to go, guys.
	Tonight's speech, I'm predicting the Democrats will show the whole world just how unprofessional and un-American they truly are, says YEP332.
	And YEP, YEP, you are right.
	Let me just show everybody that we have the smartest locals community on earth.
	And YEP was 1,000.
	That was right up here.
	Right there.
	It happened.
	And then we go down.
	Events. So Zelensky wants to negotiate further in front of the public while feigning signing ceremony.
	3D chess.
	Demand Ukraine unconditional surrender?
	No? Okay.
	U.S. joins Russia.
	Sends a few troops to Russia.
	Joins the front.
	Ukraine, in a normal course of battle, fires upon Russian U.S. troops.
	U.S. declares hostilities by Ukraine.
	U.S. is never fighting with Russia, period.
	But it is amazing that the rest of the world is pushing them towards that allyship.
	Andy says, Viva!
	First, Melania, Trump has invited 11 everyday Americans to join her as guests for her president's speech to the joint session night, according to the White House.
	The guest includes multiple individuals who highlight policy issues prioritized by the Trump administration.
	It's amazing.
	Fellatio for Biden.
	It's an obelisk, Vila, not a phallus, says Jacob62.
	Yes, but what if an obelisk is a phallus, or a phallus is an obelisk?
	I got my Louis the Lobster says Criped 7785 and I'm here for the commentary says binger finger agreed enough Canadians agreed enough Canadians I guess that's this is where agreed period enough Canadians exclamation point could mean something that there's too many Canadians in America or it could be agreed comma enough Canadians exclamation point saying enough is enough Canadians or it's agreed enough period Canadians I don't know about that last one I can't wait to listen to the lefty whiny asses arrest shift nope can't hear now Melania
	chaired a meeting about legislation against fake AI porn.
	Take It Down Act is something.
	Inspired by teenage...
	Yeah, I can absolutely appreciate the purpose of that law and the complications that can go into enforcing that law.
	And then we got Aaron...
	Can you please say hi to Tukey?
	It's a green puppet.
	Dude, I don't know if this guy's just...
	Hello, Tukey.
	I want to say hi to Tukey and I have no idea who the hell Tukey is.
	Okay, so I presume now the first one was a joke, so thank you for the joke and the laugh.
	Okay, let's go on back over to crumble, and then I think we're going to have to call this a night.
	I hope Democrat Americans see how much Democrats hate America.
	We're actually going to leave it on that because I've got to go to bed.
	Not for me, but I believe there's a child.
	He slept in until 10 o'clock this morning, but that's only because we stayed up until midnight last night, 1230, eating Taco Bell and watching Family Guy.
	Now that's...
	How you learn, people.
	Shofar says, I hope Democrat Americans see how much Democrats hate America.
	And then, don't worry, I go.
	Thank you, Viva.
	You all be good.
	And special blessing to the wild.
	All right, so we're going to end it.
	Before I go, if I may ask everyone, go buy a children's book, Louis the Lobster, Returns to the Sea, on Amazon.com.
	It's a number one bestseller.
	It's not.
	It's not.
	It's not at all.
	But who knows?
	I don't know how that happens, when it can happen.
	Here's the link.
	Is that Louis the Losser?
	Yeah, there you go.
	Take that.
	Get a children's book.
	No one has ever regretted getting a children's book.
	Link. You know, I'm so stupid.
	I go on Timcast, forget to bring a book.
	Just an idiot.
	Forget to mention it.
	Just an idiot.
	Get a text message from Encryptus, but I'm on silent, so I don't get them.
	Phoebe, you didn't mention your book.
	Because I'm an idiot.
	Okay, good.
	And let me see what's going on here.
	What is Dave rambling about on Twitter about Democrats being demons?
	When you do not give a standing ovation to a child that survived brain cancer, to a piece of nature being dedicated to a woman who was raped and murdered, to a journalist being freed from a Russian gulag, And to Panama Canal being taken over instead of being given to the Chinese comma, you are demons, period.
	New paragraph.
	I just hope the entire world saw it, period.
	Okay. That is one way to end the evening, people.
	Thank you all for being here.
	And at 12.30 tomorrow, Pat King.
	12.30 noon.
	12.30 Eastern.
	Then 4 o'clock with the unusual suspects.
	I don't know what I'm going to talk about yet.
	I'll figure it out.
	That was the State of the Union address, everybody.
	Enjoy it.
	I hope you enjoyed it.
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	Sport over on our local says, I regret that Trump didn't announce our withdrawal from the UN and NATO.
	The EU is planning on sending in their troops into Ukraine in order to pull us in per Article 5. Demons.
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	And I'm going to go and try to sleep after I walk the dogs and stop sweating a little bit because I'm a little irritated.
	Godspeed, everyone.
	God bless.
	And I'll see you tomorrow, 1230 Eastern.

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