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Oct. 29, 2024 - Viva & Barnes
01:55:41
Banned from Delta for LIFE! Politics and Life with Stand-Up Comic Tyler Fischer! Viva Frei Live
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Pretending to work at McDonald's and falsely claiming that Vice President Kamala Harris never worked there, it's all a bag of lies and we see right through it.
Although he put on a uniform for a couple minutes, I'm not fooled and I don't think anyone is.
Donald Trump does not care about me or the interests of the American workers that run our economy.
The only people Donald Trump cares about are his billionaire donors.
He knows nothing about clocking in, working all day on your feet, or living paycheck to paycheck.
But Kamala Harris does.
Like me, Kamala Harris worked at McDonald's to pay for her college.
Like me, Kamala Harris was raised by immigrants in a middle class family.
And like me, Kamala Harris believes in the promise of the American dream.
And Kamala Harris wants to make the American dream a reality for every American, especially American workers.
Kamala Harris actually has a plan to decrease the cost of everyday needs for Americans, like groceries, housing, and healthcare.
And she plans to increase minimum wage and take away taxes on our tips.
I'm proud to wear this McDonald's uniform because I know that our future president wore it too.
That's why I was so excited to cast my vote for Kamala Harris.
And since it's already voting time, make sure you guys go and vote, drop your mail-in ballots off, vote early in person, or celebrate on Election Day.
So don't forget to tell your friends and go and vote!
But just so you understand, this is officially from the Kamala Harris campaign.
Looky here.
There you go.
Boom. Harris walls.
There's a...
Here. This is where I'm thinking.
I'm thinking of this.
Take away taxes on our tips.
I'm proud to wear this McDonald's uniform.
Pause. Can I zoom in on camera here?
I can't.
People, I'm going full sleuth today.
And full sleuth, not full crazy person.
If you look real careful, like, of that video, you'll notice that her McDonald's uniform, and I'm putting it in quotes, doesn't have the McDonald's logo that I can see.
I'm looking at that red thing on the sleeve.
Doesn't seem to be a logo.
Doesn't have the McDonald's logo.
If you look at her name tag, the name tag has half of the golden arch M. I'll start with fair warning.
I believe that this woman is an actress.
I have no way of proving it yet.
But I believe she's an actress.
Now, this might be confirmation bias.
And I say this, you have to self-assess and put yourself in check.
Viva, you believe that she's an actress.
Now you have to attack everything you're thinking with that presupposition bias in mind.
Let me bring it back.
Her logo has the M cut off.
And I was like, oh, that means nothing.
Although, creatively, is that a way to get around unauthorized use of a trademark?
It's not the trademark that they're using.
The one in the background is just the location.
They can't control that.
There's no logo on her shirt.
It's tied at the bottom.
Like it's like some sort of like a Dixie chick, country, western, I don't know, Dukes of Hazzard type thing.
I don't think you're allowed tying your shirts in a knot at McDonald's.
I've never worked at McDonald's per se.
Not a liar.
But I have worked in retail.
And safety is a concern, and they can't have that getting grease on it, dipping around, catching on the fry thing, and they make you tuck it in.
So I am thoroughly convinced that this woman is in fact a paid actress, which wouldn't be that big of a deal if at the end of it they disclaim that this woman is in fact not a real employee of McDonald's.
And I'm not asking for doxing, and there's no but to that.
I want to know if the Kamala Harris campaign lied to the American people with this ad, ironically saying that...
I'm proud to wear this McDonald's uniform, which doesn't appear to be a McDonald's uniform.
I believe she lied.
I've actually tweeted this out.
Let me see where it is.
I tweeted it out with all of my reasons for suspecting that this is an actress asking McDonald's to make a statement.
Because is she even allowed, without running it by...
Again, I don't want to get her in trouble.
If this is a legit employee at McDonald's, I presume that she'd have to get the authorization from corporate.
Because they don't want to come out looking like they're endorsing one candidate over another.
If it's her own testimonial, fine.
But it's like speaking in uniform versus speaking in civilian clothes.
There are rules that apply to the military.
There's rules that apply to employees.
You don't get to come out and falsely represent that McDonald's supports a candidate if you're only speaking in your own name.
So I've asked the questions to McDonald's, and it would be hilarious if the October surprise were a lie of a campaign.
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You know, people should know about the law, they should know about the Constitution, and they should know about what might be potentially misleading.
If it turns out to be an actual lie, campaign lie, oh my goodness, am I going to hang my hat on the aggregate sleuthing of the interwebs and...
My initial reaction.
But that being said, time is our most important and precious commodity.
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She is a paid actor, lives in Vegas.
Do a reverse image search just using her face.
Ian, I did that.
I actually, I'm going to bring Tyler in for this.
Tyler, get ready to rumble.
Oh, dear God.
Oh, look at the beautiful little dog.
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But we're done.
He's good.
Dude, that's a golden doodle, isn't it?
Did you just misgender the dog on live TV?
He's an Australian labradoodle.
I didn't misgender.
I misracialized.
That's even a next-level cancellation.
Yeah, he offers the most diversity in my life.
People go, ah, you're a straight white guy.
I have an Australian...
He's got three things had to have sex for my dog.
Now that you mention it that way, okay, fine.
Not at the same time, that's scientifically impossible.
We don't really...
I don't have the papers on that.
Tyler, what's your bet?
Do you think that woman's an actress?
I think...
He's a labadoodle and an Australian shepherd was sitting there in the corner watching, having a good time.
Yeah, probably an actress.
Like you said, I don't think McDonald's would be able to sign off on that.
Dude, if I bust the Kamala Harris campaign and I am behind...
How many days left?
We only have two days left in October for the October surprise.
Everyone's a paid actress.
Didn't Lizzo get paid $2.6 million?
French fries or something to do the speech?
Well, no, I think now she's changed to the healthier alternative.
Did she get paid $2.6 million for the speech?
I saw that, you know, I saw that pop up on somewhere.
I wouldn't be surprised if she, you know, she has a speaking fee, I'm sure.
You know, you see, the celebs, the known celebs, I would imagine they're getting paid.
Mark Cuban can't be doing it for anything other than the price of his soul.
I want to crack this one.
I did the reverse image on her face and I didn't get anything.
Mark Cuban?
You mean gayer Rachel Maddow?
There are things that I can't say the things because I'm not a stand-up comic title.
I can't get away with saying certain things.
I would go one step edgier than that.
No, you could because there's no stakes riding on it having to be funny.
You're in the perfect position.
Look at Tony Hinchcliffe.
The hell he's gotten, which I texted him.
I go, this is great.
How great is this free press you're getting?
Did you hear him?
He doesn't know me, but I DM'd him and said, just don't apologize because it's not...
Tony's made of steel.
No, I did.
I actually was supposed to go on Kill Tony last night, but I was in Dallas.
I couldn't make it back.
But I was bummed because I totally have his back.
I'll be on it next week, I think.
Kill Tony is at the mothership at Rogan's place.
Tell us the format.
From what I understand, the format is everyone gets up for...
Is it one minute or do you have longer times to do a...
It's 60 seconds and all these new comedians.
And then what happened was some of them did really well.
They'd bring them back on.
Those people are now famous overnight.
They're touring and selling out theaters.
It's a huge show.
I mean, Tony sold out two Madison Square Gardens last month.
It figures.
He's the new Nazi, so he has a lot of Nazi followers who are filling up that Nazi stadium.
Well, I did say, I said, hey man, look, I can't believe they called you a Nazi.
I said, I don't know any short Nazis with black hair aside from Hitler.
I can't think of one.
Tyler, are you leaving me out?
Well, he's got short black hair, not quite the long...
No, but Tony Hinchcliffe, it's not...
I mean, he's not Jewish.
He doesn't get to have that defense card for him.
Hinchcliffe? Hinchcliffe could be...
If you say Hinchcliffe, if you say it a little Jewish, it sounds Jewish.
Anything. So Kill Tony, for those who don't know, is it Monday?
Is it three times a week or is it just on Mondays?
It's on Monday.
Yeah, the format is, yep, it's him.
Red Band is a guy who I think also kind of started Rogan's podcast.
Red Band is on the side.
It's Tony.
And then he has one or two guests.
I was on with, well...
Jordan Peterson, I believe his name is.
I have to look to the stars.
It's an awesome show.
You have these new comics come on.
They do one minute.
If they do well, you praise them.
If they don't, you roast the hell out of them.
It's pretty brutal.
It's so popular.
That I would be inclined to do.
If I ever get to Austin, I would do that because I think I could deal with the humiliation, but I think I've got a sufficiently well-rehearsed one-minute joke.
Well, what's interesting now is it used to just be the people in the room.
Now it's millions and millions watching on YouTube, or you're doing it in a stadium.
So your first time doing comedy is in a stadium.
It's amazing.
It's wild, but Tony will not apologize ever.
Well, the problem with the joke is, the thing is this, like, some jokes are not funny when you don't understand, when you don't have the factual knowledge that underpins the joke.
I had another perfect analogy of where someone didn't get the joke.
Oh, on Twitter, I say to a professor, something about, it was about E. Jean Carroll and a cat named Vagina T. Fireball, and this guy, Then, you know, doesn't know that her cat's name is Vagina T Fireball and thinks I'm the pervert.
And he's like, this guy, look at this guy with all of his salacious words, had J.D. Vance on his channel.
I'm like, dude, if you don't get the facts, if you're dumb or ignorant or naive and the joke goes over your head, that's one thing.
So I think there are a ton of people who, yeah, they don't know about the, what's the word, landfill issue on the island of Puerto Rico.
And it's not a comment on anything other than that.
He does travel.
I mean, he said he traveled there, so I presume he's more familiar with their actual governing problems than most people who've never been there.
Yeah, you need that context.
You need to know that Puerto Rico is trash.
No, I'm just kidding.
And now YouTube's pulling us.
I love Puerto Rico.
I actually did a TV show.
I sound like Trump now.
I love Puerto Rico.
We love Puerto Rico.
Everybody loves me there.
We love Puerto Rico.
We had 7 billion votes in Puerto Rico.
Think of it.
But I was there doing a TV show called Startup that was on Crackle.
Do you remember Crackle?
Crackle was like...
One of those, another streaming service, you remember when there was like a thousand and they started getting canceled.
But it was basically like a mafia show about big tech people.
So it was like Breaking Bad, but for big tech.
And then all of a sudden it blows up and it goes on Netflix.
And I got no money because Netflix kind of started screwing people because they didn't have a standard.
Contract like you would have if you did something went on TV.
They'd go, well, it's streaming.
And you think, well, yeah, you could be getting 10 billion views, but you don't show anybody.
So I think, unfortunately, my first TV show on Netflix, I got a little screwed over.
But Puerto Rico is a gorgeous place.
I've never been.
I presume they have nice beaches.
In fact, I looked it up because I was trying to see when I put in Puerto Rico.
Trash. And then there was something that came up that was called the Dirty Beach or Trash Beach.
And I don't think it's called that because of any dirtiness.
But no, it's an island, for goodness sake, with a lot of people.
And arguably has recovered from the hurricane and has a landfill problem.
And if you don't know that, yeah, you have no idea.
But then if you also just pretend not to get jokes, you're a jackass.
Right. And it's not lost on anybody that...
Tony was giving that speech from Manhattan, an island filled with more garbage than anybody could dream of.
I'm sitting here in Austin, Texas.
I uprooted my whole life because my neighborhood is literally filled with trash.
Drug addicts, physical trash, you know, Eric Adams trash.
Well, that's actually the first starting point.
The main difference from the last time you were on, where we went into a deep dive into your psyche, we won't get into that.
I think everybody knows who you are by now.
You moved out of New York.
We joked about it.
And then I see you on Rogan, and I thought you had just moved to Texas when you did Rogan.
I'm just renting a place.
New York kind of gets its hooks in you.
It's very hard to leave.
It really is one of the best cities in the world.
The politics have ruined it, but hopefully it makes a comeback.
So I just got...
Literally, I was driving back to New York, and the honking and the crime, and a barista in my neighborhood just got held up at gunpoint, this cute little cafe, and I was just like, now...
Uh-oh.
See, this is what happens.
You make one joke about Puerto Rico, and they cut the stream.
Okay, he'll be back in a second.
And until he comes back, let me just...
I love it.
Well, let me make sure that I'm the one still here, and that, you know, I haven't been polled.
Locals are...
Am I still here?
Am I still here?
Let's just see what Locals has to say.
We'll see when he pops back in.
He might have had a shortage on his computer.
Or they came for him.
Let me see what Locals has to say.
I'm still here.
I'm still good.
Okay, good.
While we're waiting for Tyler to get back, hopefully he's like, fuck this.
I'm out of here.
Viva's not funny anymore.
Cutting it.
Let me bring up...
There was a Rumble rant over on the Rumbles.
Lord of the Re.
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I'm going to check it out.
And hopefully it has no jump scares in it because I've been getting duped on a lot of these videos that have a lot of jump scares that you see on Twitter.
Oh, he's back.
Okay. How do you get that black eye so fast?
It's the funniest thing.
Eric Adams was at my door.
He's like, you can't say those things about New York.
There is, like, I say I love New York because I love everything about it other than the politics, the governance, and the crime.
But even like, you know, that it was dirty back in the 90s and you had your safe places, I guess.
I went back during COVID.
I will never go back for the politics where you had to show a frickin' ID.
You don't show ID to vote, but I had to show...
Papers to get a cup of coffee.
Or I didn't because we could take it to go.
The crime is terrible.
The trash gives it character.
And the people of New York are...
I think they do have a thing about them because they live in close proximity to each other.
Everybody's living in closets in the wall paying way too much in taxes.
And it's the unifying element of humanity.
The oppression of the government.
But when crime trickles in, that's when you GTFO and go to...
A place where you can carry a gun.
That's really it.
I don't have kids.
I've got my, as you know, my very diverse dog.
And he was almost hit by a motorcycle twice.
When I say motorcycle, we have a motorcycle scooter problem where now we have two-way traffic on the sidewalk of motorcycles.
And I can't even describe it.
My neighborhood was like blossoming.
It was on the cusp of sort of a...
More of a ghetto neighborhood and a very nice one.
And so crime would slip over.
But yeah, COVID just was the nail in the coffin.
It's a West Indian neighborhood.
So it's probably 95 or more percent West Indian.
I'm obviously West Indian.
Now hold on a second.
West Indian versus East Indian.
West, never eat shredded wheat.
West Indian.
Let me just go to Google for a second.
Well, they're black.
That's all I can say about that.
I mean, they're not brown.
This is the thing.
You end up sounding racist when you use these terms that the woke people love to use.
They're people of color.
It just sounds like they're objects.
The West Indian is...
I personally believe that US Americans can't find countries on a map because they don't have maps.
West Indies is down south and East India is way east.
It's a black neighborhood, right?
It's a lot of people that have been there for a long time.
They're a lot older.
It's a lot of elderly black people and families.
They mostly did not get the COVID vaccine, as you remember.
They were told on CNN that Tuskegee...
Tuskegee experiments.
Visible minorities who have been experimented on by the government typically are a little more suspicious of the government.
So CNN, everybody was brutally open saying, if you're not, if you're black, I don't know if you should trust it.
And so none of them got the COVID vaccine, but they still all were watching CNN for the most part.
So now you have...
Hundreds, if not thousands of elderly black people who walk alone with masks on, who have just been beaten down.
And I go, this is the result.
You have them, you have criminals, crackheads, drug addicts.
And in my neighborhood is like a museum.
It's like a little, you know, time capsule.
And everyone's just back to going to Trader Joe's, all the woke people.
And I'm going, look what you did.
And nobody gives a crap.
It's wild.
It is.
Well, if I'm going by observational, my perception of demographics is an interesting thing.
Like, where the black population was reluctant to get the vax, and I suspect might have been a little bit more fearful, thus relying on what I guess they were told was, we were told was a defective.
We all know the truth about that now.
Old Jewish ladies also.
I'm in Boca, Florida area.
The demographics I still see wearing masks disproportionately tend to be old Jewish ladies.
Yes, I'm presupposing they're Jewish people, but it's a safe bet out here.
The black population.
It's what's left over from prior trauma and from four years of psychological abuse.
The demographics, the least vaccinated.
Are the least likely to get it.
I have them right here.
Let me just pull this up.
So it was black people.
Black Latinos.
In Canada, it was Native Americans were very under-vaccinated.
And then there's two demographics no one's talking about.
Short guys who look like Woody Allen and Weird Al.
And short guys who look like Zach Galifianakis and Macaulay Culkin.
And I have the numbers right here if you want them.
I'll send those to you by mail.
I already have them in an envelope.
One of my kids was telling me they wanted to have a play date, but they couldn't because one of their friends is sick.
And I was like, Oh, are they okay?
He's like, I can't tell you.
I was like, do they have cancer?
He's like, no, they've got COVID.
I was like, I don't give a shit.
Okay, I got scared for a second.
I thought they were really, you know, I don't want to minimize anything.
For those who don't know, you went through some shit for not getting poked.
Oh, yeah.
My whole life changed.
Absolutely. Yeah, my whole life.
Everyone's life changed, right?
This country has been more divided from that.
Segregation and anything since racial segregation.
Something I don't hear people talk about a lot.
It's like, we went through segregation.
Medical segregation.
And they were so happy when they did it.
And, well, they say like, well, it wasn't a racial thing.
It wasn't a religious thing.
You had a choice.
And to them, I said, well, first of all, religion, you have a choice.
So don't say like, oh, we can keep out the Jews or the Christians or whatever.
Because they don't have a choice.
Yeah, they have a choice.
And so they made a decision that you don't agree with and you exiled them.
But they were so happy to do it.
And they did it with the full blessing of their own soul, which is a good C.S. Lewis quote.
I think a lot of us are lucky.
If you were not able to speak up about your beliefs or...
Perhaps you didn't even know this was a belief.
I didn't know this was a belief of mine, which is I don't want to share my medical records.
I had just been doing stand-up for 10, 12 years straight.
I was running an Airbnb in my house.
I was babysitting.
Life was pretty rough.
Then I'd go do stand-up at night for five minutes for no money, or I would oftentimes have to pay to perform.
I'd just gotten to the comedy clubs, one of the best ones, and they emailed.
They said, when you have a second, please submit your medical papers that you got the COVID vaccine.
I'm going, you've got to be kidding me.
And so I said, I can't do that.
Can't do that.
I didn't even tell them I wasn't vaccinated because I'm like, I was trying to tell people, just say you're not going to discuss it.
And so I was out.
I was also an actor at the time.
And I think we talked about this last time, obviously.
But then I had an agent who fired me for being white.
But I still didn't have that fight that I have in me now.
What happened with that?
That went to a lawsuit.
No, this happened so many times where I just didn't speak up about it.
Because I was told, just shut up.
Shut up, white guy.
Just sacrifice everything you've worked for.
Okay. And then it happened again and again.
And then, yeah, the one where I'm in the lawsuit now, still three years, that was a manager who scouted me.
That's the thing.
All of these people that I mentioned, people are like, oh, you're just a victim.
You know, one person turned you down.
It's like, they all came to me and were like, why aren't you on SNL?
Why aren't you on TV?
What the hell is going on?
We're going to, you know, let's go.
Because they saw me kill on stage and do 10 impressions and characters.
These are rough rooms.
These are like bars in New York City where you got to get on stage and get 20 people to laugh who are half in the can watching a football game.
You really got to be good to do well in New York.
That is the company that said, they then called me back and said, We just got word our new company policy is we're not going to represent any more straight white guys.
And I recorded that.
So I hit record.
I go, break it up a little.
Can you repeat that?
I think my ears are broken.
What did you just say?
I got my third mask on.
I can't hear you.
And so, yeah, plain English.
It's recorded.
It's transcribed.
And here we are three years later.
And it's like we're still...
As you know, these things take a while, but hopefully we're going to the, what is it, deposition?
Yep, discovery.
Now, people in the chat are noticing how beautiful and thick your mustache is.
You haven't gone into doing porn, correct?
So I stopped watching porn, but I do still direct it and act in it and do most of the editing.
If you don't know who Mike Holmes is, people, you won't get the mustache joke.
I mean, look, I would at this point.
It's like, you know, I really love acting.
And this whole thing, as much as I make jokes about it, it really killed my spirit in so many ways.
And it's important.
I think I have a duty now to almost sort of not...
I don't know what the word is, but just share my story.
People need to know how to do this.
It's really hard.
With the woke left, when they decide you're on the hierarchy distribution plank, and if you're not at the top, you're not allowed to get justice or speak up or whatever.
It's taken me four years to learn how to do it.
What I'll say is telling your story doesn't mean you're a victim.
So that's the big distinction.
But the amount of people, even that were in my life, that were close to me or whatever, they're just like, shut up.
You're playing a victim.
It's like, no, I'm not.
I went and built this whole new stand-up career out of thin air that I wasn't really planning on doing for my life.
And I know in court, and I'd love to get all your thoughts on it, they're going to make the argument that, oh, Tyler's doing great.
He's touring.
And it's like, yeah, but my plan was to be an actor.
If you want to be a chef and they fire you for being black and they go, yeah, but now he's fixing sailboats and making good money.
No, that's not what I wanted to do.
The irony is, in law, there's these two competing, not narratives, but these two competing principles.
One, you can't just sit on your hands and not minimize your damages.
And then if you do well, they say, well, you've suffered no damages.
But the bottom line, when you're talking about overt racial discrimination, even if it's a nominal...
Just declare it for what it was, and what it was is what it is.
You left downtown.
So how long have you been in Texas for?
So I've kept my place in Venezuela.
I'm sorry, in Brooklyn, New York.
And I got, I'm just renting a temporary place for a year, May 1st.
Yeah, it was available to me May 1st.
I'm on tour pretty much non-stop.
That's something that can destroy anybody.
You go with your dog, obviously.
He's a trained service dog.
I travel with him.
I'm sick all the time.
I'm not complaining because my fans and supporters are allowing me to have a career now.
I'll fly somewhere.
Five shows in a row, I'll come back, and I'm just usually on the couch for a week until I do it again.
You won't be flying Delta before we go.
I won't be flying Delta, yeah.
First, there was one other thing I wanted to ask you before we got to the Delta thing.
How have you found...
I don't want to know the exact location, but you're in Austin.
Yeah, I'm about six minutes from downtown Joe Rogan's Comedy Club, which is...
Part of the reason I moved here, part of it was to be in a more free state.
Perhaps find a wife here who identifies as a woman with woman parts.
You've got to add that qualifier.
Identify as a woman.
I joke with my friend because he's also 37 in New York in our dating.
Our date stories are just insane.
He'll be like, yeah, we went out and she said she wants to date nine, have nine boyfriends or she's trans or fluid, she's wet, whatever.
But our bar is so low.
I met someone the other day.
I go, you're my type.
And she goes, what is that?
And I go, female.
That's my new bar.
So you've moved.
You're in Austin.
You've got to tell us what happened with the flipping Delta thing.
I know the story.
But not many people, short of January 6th, get to say they're put on a no-fly list for the rest of their lives.
You're not on a no-fly list, you're just on Delta's no-fly list.
Yeah, you can use...
Sorry, I'm sharing a house with ISIS right now.
It's like a no-fly list reality show we have.
Yeah, it's me, Bin Laden, and that woman that was screaming at nobody.
Oh, she could fly now.
I think she might have gotten her own podcast, too.
Bada bing, bada boom.
Yeah, she's my girlfriend now.
Oh, I'm just going to say this real quick because I rely on the internet.
I did put a comedy special out that's about the election just because we don't have much time left.
It's called The Election Special.
It's on YouTube.
I filmed it at Joe Rogan's Comedy Club because I don't even pitch stuff to Netflix anymore.
I just give it right to the people.
It's free.
Okay, so Delta, yeah.
Well, hold on.
I want to bring it up.
What's it called?
The Election Special.
It's on YouTube, and then I put it on Twitter, which I've never done.
It's got three and a half million views on Twitter, which I was just like, wait, let me put it on the freest platform.
The Election Special Live.
Well, is it on?
If I may ask the obvious question, did you put it on Rumble as well?
Okay, so there's been a glitch.
I'm going to upload it hopefully today to Rumble.
Because all of my YouTube videos were supposed to go, when I upload on YouTube, connect to Rumble.
Yeah. And something happened.
Dude, you got nearly a million views on this, on YouTube.
On YouTube, yeah.
And it's demonetized, which means it's also hidden.
When they demonetize it, they hide it.
Demonetized. You got an hour special, so there's no ads during this.
It's only 21 minutes.
Oh, I'm an idiot.
I haven't looked at that.
I'm watching this afterwards without a doubt.
So you get a 21-minute video that has nearly a million views, that draws people to Commitube, and then they demonetize it, take all of the goodwill that you brought to the platform, and give you the big middle finger.
What was the discussion in it?
I presume it's trans jokes that are the ones not that you even know?
They don't have to say.
At this point, they can say hurtful, harmful, offense.
I mean, it's like...
Did you know I got a video removed since reinstated it?
Because they called it bullying and harassment of Kamala Harris.
You're not laughing yet.
You do her a good laugh.
You do a good laugh impression.
I put out a...
It was the one where I was calling her a confirmed plagiarist.
And they removed...
I get that dreadful, you violated the terms of service.
I'm like, okay, I swear every now and again.
No, bullying and harassment of a presidential candidate.
They restored it and they removed the warning.
But yeah, you can't get away with anything.
You can't search Joe Rogan on...
Sorry, Trump on Joe Rogan on YouTube, which is like, destroyed the internet and you can't even, it doesn't even pop up.
It's like, you know.
So anyways, I put it on Twitter and it got three and a half million views, which is wild.
Fantastic. I'm going to blast that around to our community, but I want to watch it.
I found out I was going on Joe Rogan, and I wanted to have something to promote, so I was not planning on putting out a special until now, but I thought, let's just take all the political stuff, the election's coming up, so it's just like a 20-minute, all of my political stuff, and then I'll put out another special that is not going to have much political stuff in it.
Some people will be upset about that, some won't, and it doesn't matter.
Do you know the rapper Samson?
No. He did a bunch of amazing political...
He had a following before, but then he puts out these...
They're amazing.
It's art in terms of rap, or hip-hop, whatever you want to call it.
I think he's from Michigan, somewhere northeast.
Then you end up getting, not pigeonholed, but when he does rap that's not political related, everybody's like, eh, nobody cares about this stupid stuff.
Get back to the politics.
And I think it had a bit of an impact on him.
On the one hand, you get audience capture where they expect certain things from you.
And if you deviate from that, then they go back to singing the song.
Yeah, you really have to know yourself as an artist or any creator, what you do as well.
I'm sure people want a certain thing sometimes.
Of course you have to listen to them.
You want to give your fans what they want.
I go on Gutfeld a lot on Fox News, which turned out to be the number one comedy show on TV now, which is unbelievable and a testament to the fact that the people that have gone full left, Jimmy Kimmel and Colbert, are destroying themselves.
When Fox News has the biggest comedy show on TV, they should probably pay attention.
No, it's the children that are out of touch, Tyler.
Yeah, yeah.
Not them.
So, yeah, they're wonderful.
And a lot of Fox fans come to my shows.
And, yeah, some people will, you know, dude, try, try.
But to me, it's like, it's my job to guide them and find a funny way to, you know, to lay out my plan.
And, yeah, there's no, you're going to get attacked one way or the other.
But I'm lucky to be able to do it.
So now to the Delta thing.
So I'm banned for life from Delta.
We'll just say that.
We'll start there.
I'm on the permanent no-fly list.
I had a flight that they canceled, just to give a little backstory.
It was like an 8 p.m. flight.
I was flying somewhere to do a show.
I'm on my way.
They canceled the flight.
They're like, hey, you're on the 4 a.m. flight.
I'm not a morning person.
As you know, I wake up to text from you.
It's 12 p.m. and I'm just waking up.
I didn't notice this.
You can text someone and it says they have notifications turned off, but if you really want to notify them anyhow, you can do it.
I was like, what the hell is the purpose of turning off notifications then if I can decide to annoy you by defying your will?
Oh, you can break the notification.
I don't know if you got it, but it says you want to notify them.
I was like, yeah, sure, why not?
I want to see if this works.
Oh, yeah, I was asleep.
You got here in time, don't worry.
Yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, Delta cancels my – I fly at night because I sleep in late.
I'm up until 3 a.m. doing shows.
They canceled my flight.
They put me on like a 4.30 a.m., 5 a.m., and I just knew I'm toast.
Like, I do not – so I'm just – I'm already in a bad mood, and I get on the plane, and right before – not before – Not long before this, and I'm going to read the tweet.
Do you know about the Palestinian flag and the pin flag ban on Delta?
You could send me the link to the tweet in the private chat and I can bring it up if it's still live.
You'll notice on the inside of StreamYard there's something that says private chat.
Send me the link and I can bring it up.
Or you can share a screen there.
But now remind me, what was the issue?
That there was a flight attendant wearing...
A Palestinian flag on uniform, if I'm not mistaken?
Yeah, so here, I'll just, I'll read it.
This is, yeah, this was a, let's see here.
Yes, there was two flight attendants wearing Palestinian flags.
And then somebody tweets, you know, something to the extent that they are terrorists.
And let's see.
Yeah, let me see if I can pull it up here.
So the response from Twitter was, first they apologized.
They go, yes, we're so sorry that you were threatened by those Hamas terrorist badges, which, you know, they weren't.
Obviously, we know Hamas is in Palestine, but that doesn't mean the Palestinian flag is a terrorism flag.
And so I'm going to read you what...
Well, let me just bring up the image.
This is kind of...
Well, I've got...
These are the images.
Yep. And it's not...
This is the Palestinian flag there.
And let's just set aside the underlying concerns.
People are going to say, okay, they're going to associate the fear or the inappropriateness of seeing a Palestinian flag with the fear of terrorism.
So set that connection aside.
I'll just go with the standard one of this is inappropriate, even if it were the Israeli flag at a non-El Al flight.
I would say that's equally inappropriate.
I agree.
And so this is what...
Was tweeted above that.
Since 2021, we take our shoes off in every airport because a terrorist attack in U.S. soil.
Now imagine getting into a Delta flight and seeing workers with Hamas badges in the air.
What do you do?
I didn't realize I had the exact tweet that you were looking at.
Perfect. Yeah.
Okay. So that's the backdrop.
And by the way...
Okay. No comments.
Neither of them look particularly happy, but that's...
Okay. I had this hypothetical where pilots attending or making certain statements about the conflict in the Middle East, it's not cancel culture if they lose their jobs.
It's a question of whether or not reasonable people would fear that their ideologies could potentially conflict with their work obligations.
Same thing with nurses making statements about not treating MAGA Republicans if they show up needing a defibrillator or something.
Alright, so that's the tweet.
So that's sort of what motivated mine.
That was kind of like...
Mine was somewhat of a spoof on that.
I know your tweet a lot better than that one.
Great, I need to know if the flight attendant...
Yeah, I won't say the words if you don't want me to.
No, you can say it.
I just won't say it.
They're going to clip me saying it.
I don't want them doing that.
So, I get on.
This woman's leaning over.
She's got the big pride pin.
And, you know, again, like, some relation to my lawsuit where it's like, screw you, straight whitey.
Screw you.
We don't want you.
And then the pride pin now, to me, a little bit.
It's like, okay, this represents 40 different ways people have sex.
Gays, lesbians.
But she had the one, I believe, that also had, like, the black stripe and the brown stripe.
So, it's like...
This is a flag that is representing every type of person except straight white people.
What's the point of it?
How about the American flag that represents everybody?
If you want to wear the pride flag around your house, around town, whatever.
Put it outside your business.
But I just was like, I had enough.
And again, it was sort of a parody on the other tweet.
I said, hey Delta, why do we need to know if our flight attendants eat pussy or suck dick?
Is that needed to help the plane fly?
The funny thing is, there's a reason why that would either be funny or offensive.
Because it's true.
Like the whole thing about these pronouns, I'm LGBTQI, so like bi, lesbian, gay, trans, intersex.
All that you're describing is not an identity.
You're describing a sexual preference and more power.
Did you see the Ben Shapiro with the person who claimed to be transgender, the debate circle table thing?
Well, we can just...
We can reenact it right now.
And this impression is brought to you by ExpressVPN.
Go to ExpressVPN.com.
Oh, there we go.
I got to sit.
This is the way they were sitting.
Like, all right, Ben, let's talk.
I have a vagina.
And Ben's like, I don't really care.
Well, I can't do this.
Okay, I really don't care.
I think my wife has one.
Her vagina is brought to you by...
Yeah. He's so smart.
He's like, I don't care about your vagina.
Like, if you don't talk to me about it, it's like, oh, you do care about it because you guys spend all day...
Okay, so sorry.
I agree with the statement, and I agree with the sentiment.
Yeah, again, back to the Tony Hinchcliffe thing.
You shouldn't explain your jokes, and he's not gonna.
But this one, I will admit that some of my jokes are nonsense.
They're made up.
They're fake.
You know what I mean?
Jordan Peterson as Secretary of Cleanliness for Trump.
Well, you know, clean your room before you nuke Kim Jong, you know, get your life.
It's like, that's a fake, made-up joke.
This one.
Was half joke and half truth.
I don't want to know.
And I also, I think I also added below that, I don't also, to make sure they don't label me as homophobic, I don't want to see a straight pride pin.
What if a pilot had straight white male pride?
We all know he'd be fired.
But imagine, like, the one I go with, just the most absurd.
Imagine someone wearing a doggy style pin.
Like, alright, I'm heterosexual, but this is my preferred position.
Who gives a flying F about it that is no different than the Pride signal?
Okay, well, I'm...
My dog is right here.
Before you go shaming doggy style, he's right here.
Well, the funny thing is also turtles do it doggy style.
Like, this is where I think...
There's an element of here.
I could make a joke.
Well, then it should be called turtle style.
Turtles have been around far longer.
Well, that's what I was...
Like, which one did they name?
This is going back to the...
What's his name?
Oh, no.
What's his name?
Dimitri... Martin?
Dimitri Martin, yeah.
They must have named oranges before they named carrots.
It's a good one.
You see a dude with a pin that says, I like doggy style?
Yeah, you wear the Playboy shirt and people give you the stink eye.
And also, at the same point, I'm a freedom guy.
So it's more like, if you have the freedom to wear it, I have the freedom to joke about it.
Like, I'm not going to sit and protest that they take them off.
It's none of my business.
I don't own Delta.
But if you're saying their identity, and this is my identity, this is who I am, I need to express myself through this pin.
Well, I'll probably kill myself if I stop doing jokes, because that's my whole life.
So I can't express my identity?
Through making a joke about it?
But I'll tell you, it's one thing.
Freedom of expression is one thing.
Bounds on speech when you're representing a company is another.
And unless, you know, like, imagine it.
I mean, I guess they must have done it like a flag, a trans flag plane.
Like, it has to be done.
I'm going to Google that while you're talking.
I think, yeah, I think...
Yeah, one of the airlines.
Virgin Airlines did it.
Bada bing, bada boom.
Okay, so you say, great, I'm getting on a flight.
I need to know if the flight attendant, her preferences for dietary consumption during sexual activity.
And then you deleted it right away, or what happened?
No, so, okay.
The woman's face was in it.
I don't want to say maybe she's not a woman.
Now I'm going to get in trouble for that.
The human person, her face was in it.
And then another flight attendant, her face kind of got caught in it as well.
So I got a DM from the other woman, the older woman's daughter, and she said, hey, first of all, my mom hates this shit.
She's a flight attendant.
She hates the woke stuff, but her face is in it, and she saw the tweet.
She's probably conservative.
And can you take it down?
I said, absolutely.
I said, I don't want to cause your mom any problems.
And I also realized, like, nobody's face should have been in it.
Now, do we post stuff with people's faces in it?
All the time.
You know, if you're at a rally and you film, well, there you go.
You just had a thousand people's faces in it.
It's on Twitter.
Are you going to go and, you know, it's like...
Well, it's not that you're speaking of that Mother Effer Ain't Real video.
Like, everybody's face is visible in that.
Exactly. And so I'm also basing this off of everything I've seen on flights.
I've had pilots come out and take selfies with me.
People film me on flights all the time.
I have fans now.
Usually on every flight I'm on, someone will come up and take a picture.
And so I realized, okay, this is a regular non-entertainer.
I took the thing down like that.
Friends of the one with the pin on reached out.
Hey, I hate this woke shit, but she's a nice lady.
Can you take?
Sure. It was gone.
So that's the other important part of this, which is I took it.
It was gone.
It was wiped clean.
My fans didn't screenshot it and attack the lady.
And so it was the Delta employees, I believe, who screenshotted it and then put it back up and was like, boycott this racist homophobic guy, boycott Delta.
And Delta responded and said, Delta responded to the photo that they put back up and said, we've been made aware of this post on Tuesday that targeted a flight attendant as a result of a pin they were wearing.
First and foremost, let me be clear.
You know it's a woke person.
You can tell they're doing the Kamala thing.
Let me be clear.
I got an official letter from Delta.
I got a phone call that was like, we need to have an important conversation.
You've been banned for life.
I called them.
They won't answer, and they won't call me back.
I waited to post this.
My goal was get back on Delta.
The amount that I tour, I've missed shows.
I've literally lost probably over $10,000.
I've had to turn down gigs.
I've had to cancel gigs because the amount that I fly, sometimes you go, that's the only flight that's going to get me there, and it's Delta, the biggest airline in the world.
I believe.
So I was like, just get back on Delta.
They probably looked into me a little more.
My guess is one of their woke employees cut a few chains of command and pulled the trigger on this without perhaps some of the higher-ups seeing it.
I assume they went onto my social media and probably saw I'm suing somebody for discrimination, whatever.
And said, let's not get on the phone with them.
No, it's wild because on the one hand, it's like a quasi-utility airlines as a means of transportation, but then also they have as much power as border agents just to flippantly, willy-nilly, or unilaterally declare something that's going to be a forever temporary long-term ban, and you've got minimal recourse.
Yeah, and so that's their right.
Look, I respect that.
That's their company.
I do respect that.
However, As an American, I have the opportunity and the right to publicize this and to tell people and go, look, we've all had a crappy fight.
Everyone posts about it.
Hey, Delta lost my bags, those pieces.
Okay, so if they don't like that, they can ban you for free speech.
Now, another important thing to note is because Delta did that publicly and my face was on it, my handle, I have...
Countless, endless threats, harassment, all from Delta.
I've documented this.
It's been two and a half months I've been building my case here.
Threatening me.
I've got phone calls, death threats.
My address is in the letter to me.
And so I assume that my address was leaked.
People are like, hey, we know where you live.
Forget leaked.
I mean, it's known to employees.
I presume anybody within the Delta employment can easily get...
I mean, they know where to go to get your address.
Absolutely. So, yeah, I was pretty freaked out for a while.
Like, they're calling me, texting me on these private numbers that disappear.
And not only that, but I believe this went out to, there is a forum, I forget the name of it, but it is a forum that connects to every flight attendant on every airline in the entire world.
That's where this went on.
So now every other airline's employees saw it and go, this enemy, this terrorist.
So I had other people.
Hey, if you come on a United flight, we're going to beat your ass.
Ooh, can't wait to get them on my flight.
And then I look at their photo, and it's like Jim sitting in the engine of a plane with a Delta flight attendant suit on.
So I am prepared to release every threat, harassment with the face and the airline attached to them if Delta is...
Not willing to have a phone call with me.
I don't know what recourse you would have, but this is all good evidence to have of it.
To answer one question, Tyler, Air Alaska had to design a Pride flag plane, and obviously down here we've got an ad for TV.
Dude, that's so...
You didn't publish the letter.
Did you publish the letter?
I know that I saw the video.
Yeah, the letter's on the video.
Yeah, so I...
Actually, I ran into Jordan Peterson soon after this happened.
And he said, he goes, just make a little 10-minute documentary.
And so I was going to do that a little more professionally and hire a crew.
I just didn't have the time.
So I made my own sort of little, you know, selfie video with all of the evidence.
And it's like an eight-minute video.
I'm going to share it with everybody right now.
Yeah, I didn't put a whole lot of time into it.
Well, dude, I like your shirt.
Banned from Delta Airlines for the rest of my life.
I love it.
It's very much in line style-wise with the other guy with the mustache who debunks or goes into the rabbit holes for conspiracy theories.
I just did a podcast with him at The Unusual Suspects.
Super tall guy.
The chat's going to know who I'm talking about.
Jessica Rose is in the house and she says you're suing, right?
I don't know what...
Oh, Viva, I forgot to tell you.
You just froze.
They are going to fund potentially...
Can you hear me?
Yeah, you froze up for a second.
So let me read you this.
Let's see.
Or should I send you the tweet?
Yes, send it in private chat.
I'll bring it up.
Make sure I don't reveal any of my delicious DMs here.
They also announced they are going to fund a potential lawsuit against me.
Like, they're going to fund a woman.
Who was in the photo, which I deleted.
And so this is...
Let me get this.
That really set me over the edge.
This is institutionalized harassment.
It's like, wait a minute.
The thing was gone.
It was gone.
Alright, here we go.
This is like the Streisand effect on steroids, where they're the ones reviving what they are claiming was hurtful and should be suppressed, presumably.
Yeah, alright.
Just sent it to you.
Okay, let's see if I can do this.
Okay. Tie the fish.
Let me make sure that I'm going to bring this up here.
Close this here.
Technology is amazing.
Okay, so I'm going to go here and bring it up, and it's coming from X. Tie the fish.
Okay, so let's bring this up and see what this is.
Dude, it's like once they have you in their targets, they'll make you their project.
So read the, not the bold, but right below there.
So you, we, blah, blah, blah.
Anybody who's reading this, I'll read the entire tweet.
It says, any law is willing to help me.
Delta Airlines banned me for life for a joke I made on X. On top of that, they are supporting a lawsuit against me, the attacker.
Yes, and this is here.
As a result, in collaboration with your IFS stands for what?
International Flight Syndicate?
That's something to do with aviation.
Legal corporate, yada, yada, yada.
We placed on a no-fly list.
The base leadership term has been supporting our flight attendant since we were made aware of the social media posts.
Our support also includes aiding and securing outside counsel for the flight attendant to take action against the attacker.
Their attacker?
The amazing thing is, though, if it's not a source of anything other than pride, and they're displaying it, they're displaying it.
They're making a public statement, and they don't want you...
To react.
Publicly amplified.
Even if you were, for the purposes of commentary, amplifying their message, they're wearing it in public or at least at work.
This is like, you're doing what Libs of TikTok does, which is presumably giving them more of a platform because they wanted a platform, and then they say, no, we don't want that.
We want to wear it, but don't take a picture of us wearing it at work on a flight.
Yeah, you know what a great reaction would be if they're really all in on it?
Yes, we should know who we all have sex with because we're proud of it.
And so what?
You know, like, their reaction is, you know, someone's reaction is always typically evidence of the actual claim or what have you.
And so, yeah, my reaction was pretty intense.
But I'm not hiding the fact that I support my reaction and that I don't want to know.
And not that I have to defend myself in any way, shape, or form to the homophobic claims, but I'm sure I mentioned on our first talk.
I have two dads.
My dad is gay.
My brother is gay.
I, for most of my life, lived in a house with four gay men.
And hey, we watched drag race together.
We went to gay piano bars.
We did all the gay stuff.
I'm basically gay.
You know, I wept at my dad's wedding when he kissed his new husband.
Because I was so happy to see him kiss a guy.
If they didn't watch the first one, your dad came out of the closet after how many years of marriage?
He had been married for how many years?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, a while.
I mean, he had three kids.
So the other thing that really pisses me off about this is I actually have been an advocate and have been not only fighting for gay rights, but actually taking the hits.
As a 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 15-year-old.
When homophobia really was a common place in the country.
And gay marriage was illegal.
And AIDS, the epidemic was coming to an end.
I was at the AIDS fundraisers.
My brothers and I walking to our Republican neighbors going, Hey, my dad's gay.
Can you give us some money for AIDS?
And they shut the door on your face.
So I took it up the ass, no pun intended, since I was seven.
And my whole point is like, it's enough.
Enough is enough.
And the pride flag has evolved into some sort of psychedelic, million-color, tie-dye conglomeration of...
It has become a tool for the...
And I'm using the word Marxist in the military, in the ideological warfare sense.
It has become the tool for the Marxist agenda of oppressing those who believe they have been the oppressors.
And it's just been...
It's used as a Marxist tool for destabilizing and causing chaos and basically taking from what you want from others who you think didn't deserve what they got.
That's what it is.
Yeah, yeah.
And needless to say, the most successful man in my family is the gay one, my father, right?
So it's like the other thing I'm quite passionate about is like, do not make this your identity.
You know, my dad, maybe for a little while he did because he was coming out, and I'm sure that was crazy for him, you know, to come out with a family.
But he's a lawyer.
He's a father.
He's, you know, a brother.
I don't think of my dad as gay.
He's an American.
Presumably like many of the other gay Americans that we know who just said, all of this continual talk and continual obsessing over sexual identity is actually making life harder and pulling us back from what we want to be treated normally and integrate, not have this be like some sort of a game of Olympics to see who gets more preferential treatment because of their sexual identity, which creates more division in turn.
Right, right.
So, you know, anyways.
But at the end of the day, to put all that aside, if I was not a comedian and just a regular, you know, not a regular, but a non-entertainer, I would have had every right to do the same thing and just go, I don't want to know.
I don't want to see it.
You know, anybody has that right, I would think.
I'm just trying to look at how you contest being banned from an airline.
Like, they'll say...
I don't even know if DHS would get involved because it's one airline, you're not on a no-fly list, and it's up to them.
Oh, IFS, by the way, from our locals community, they advise me stands for in-flight services, not the International Federation of...
Oh, I thought it was the International Federation of Sex, Sex, and Sexual Identity.
Man, so that's it.
So you're banned from Delta.
No other agencies have sort of jumped on the bandwagon to try to keep you off that you know of yet?
No, no.
But I tell you, man, it is weird to get to the airport and walk by and go, whoa, I am not allowed to.
Like, Dave in the letter, like, don't you dare try to get a ticket and get on that plane.
You will be detained and thrown out.
So it's, you know, all of this stuff, too, by the way, has absolutely, I don't want to use the word radicalized, but like, you know.
Confirmed what you might have already believed.
Who radicalized you, Tyler?
I guess it's like I used to be really careful and sensitive about what I said and what I did and then not being able to work because of the COVID thing and then fired for my skin color and then banned from an airline for free speech.
It's like they've created a bit of a monster is my point.
They're not making it any better.
No, I know.
I've been saying it.
I don't use the word radicalized because people will take it out of context.
But when you get punished for doing the right thing and doing the nice thing and being polite, then I'll stop weighing my words.
I try to convey the message politely without swearing.
And if you get beat down and punished for that, well, I may as well tell you to go fuck yourself instead.
There's no real reward from the other side for doing the right thing.
Although, goodness is its own reward in living by the teachings of the Bible.
I'm not going to go do evil.
I'm just going to maybe be a little more edgy and say things the way I wanted to say them, but thought I could convince by being more polite.
With politics, when they criminalize you for not even doing what they accused you of, they disincentivize you to not do what you might have otherwise wanted to do.
The only problem is from a political violence perspective, that's kind of exactly what they want.
They want you to snap.
They want you to punch someone in the face so they can say, look at what a monster he always was.
And now we turned them into it, and we get to claim victory.
So you've got to restrain yourself.
Exactly. Yeah, no, I've spent my entire life since seven, so that's 30 years.
You know, oh, I respect your thing, and oh, you're gay, oh, it's so cool, you're gay, and that's where you like to put the dick, and you like to...
And I was there supporting all of it, and diversity, I did the black square.
I think I was like the perfect woke liberal.
You know, I was like very good for them.
Dude, you did the black square?
Oh my goodness.
Well, guess what?
Yeah, if you want to know how recently I've...
That was called Blackout Tuesday, I believe, or Blackout Wednesday on Instagram, right?
Or was it across all platforms?
Well, see, that was another little...
You know that...
You remember that game at the arcade with all the quarters and you put one in and the thing hits it and the quarters like...
Oh yeah, for sure.
They fall over.
It is.
I'm like...
They just kept pushing me, and another quarter would fall down.
I posted it too late, and I got called racist for not posting it on time.
I deleted it like that, and I was like, that was the moment.
I go, I'm out.
I'm out.
No more the race stuff.
No more the diversity stuff.
What year was it?
What year was it?
Hold on, because I remember this.
I had friends who did.
I don't want to put anyone on.
I'm not going to make fun of anybody.
Bill Cosby.
You could say it.
It was Bill Cosby.
No, no, no.
Hold on a second.
What year was it?
Probably 2021.
Hold on.
I'm in West India.
That was me Googling West India.
Hold on a second.
Blackout. That's the country right there.
I'm showing my ignorance when it comes to...
For goodness sake, where is it?
I got the other one here.
Viva Fry does not know where to go.
I was still going to feel stupid about that for a little while.
Stop it.
Remove this one.
And it's the other one.
I had...
I'll figure this out eventually.
Present Share Screen.
Blackout Tuesday is down here.
What year was it?
Everyone in the chat probably already got the year.
Probably 2021.
No, no.
It took place on June 2nd, 2020.
Alright, so that's in COVID.
That's when I was already getting wise to things.
But I had friends doing it, and I'm like...
Well, what was I thinking?
And I said, oh my god, these people are stupid.
These are the whitest people you know, putting out the blackout square.
And I was like, I wasn't rude yet.
I wasn't calling them idiots yet.
I was like, okay, guys, that's kind of saying it to myself.
And now, you know, silence is violent, so I may as well be vocal and yokel.
That was a turning point for sure.
When I started getting hit, then you go, wait a minute, I can't do anything right now as a straight white guy.
Every little thing I do.
Yeah, it's like, sit down and shut up and silence is violence.
I mean, that summarizes it.
Sit down and shut up and silence is violence.
Yeah, so I think a lot of people, that was a turning point for them.
You're lucky as a comedian where you get to at least use this as content as opposed to being in a corporate world where you literally have to sit down and shut up and if you do anything bad, you're going to get fired.
The last time we talked, I was like, what is it like trying to be a comedian these days?
There's been a bit of a shift in the zeitgeist in terms of what you feel comfortable or even can get away with on stage now or not so much yet.
Well, yeah, there's different arenas.
I mean, for instance, mostly I'll either do 15-minute short sets at the Comedy Cellar in New York City, and that you're on a lineup of five, six, seven comedians, all with different views, points of views.
More similar points of views in New York than in Texas.
And then when I'm at Joe Rogan's club, it feels like the 90s.
It revived me a little bit.
Now when I'm touring, it's just me.
It's just my fans.
The door's locked.
Anything goes.
And I mean anything.
I have no rules.
If you don't like it, you get up, you leave.
I go, goodbye.
You're already paid.
I do once in a while have somebody stand up and yell at me and walk out.
And then I get to make fun of them for an hour and a half.
That is like pure freedom for me.
I have had some wait staff.
You know, sort of protest and you're going to get some woke waiters.
I've had the air conditioner turned off, you know, which apparently is a tactic.
If they don't like you, they'll cut the AC.
So three shows in a row.
I had air conditioners conveniently not work during, you know, 100 degree weather.
And so I just I work around it however I can.
Now in New York.
I was running into some trouble, more so with comedians who would say, you can't say that.
I don't like that joke about Kamala Harris.
You can't say that.
And I'd go, go fuck yourself.
First of all, we're at the Comedy Cellar, one of the most iconic comedy clubs in the world.
But there was a point where I go, do I want to show up to work and have people just pecking at me for, you didn't get the vaccine.
Are you concerned?
And so I went to Joe Rogan's club and I go, oh my God, everyone just leaves you alone.
He's trained his staff impeccably where the staff doesn't get involved.
They're there to do their job.
Well, and for those who don't listen to Rogan as compulsively as me or regularly, the staff are all comics as well.
So it sort of makes for people who know what the etiquette is and what they would like to be treated like.
The doormen are.
The wait staff, typically separate.
Okay. The doormen and women are comics.
When was the last time you were in New York?
Well, I was there about a month ago and a comedian, right when I got off stage, came up and started screaming at me in front of the crowds.
Feminist comedian.
You can't sit.
And I just was like, what am I doing?
You said a feminist comedian?
That's oxymoronic.
I could be a comic, Tyler.
But hold on.
Is it a public event?
Is it a public knowledge as to who the comedian was?
No, it's a rule I have because this is...
A small industry.
They feed on this stuff.
If you gossip, I just won't do it.
And so I just went back to Texas and said...
Let me stay here for a while.
When I'm in New York and I do Gutfeld, I love the Comedy Cellar.
There's nothing like it.
Comedy Cellar is on the...
Is that the one that is on sort of like the east side?
West Village.
There's the Comedy Cellar, there is the New York Comedy Club, and which one's the one?
I saw Jerry Seinfeld was like Gotham.
I remember it was on the east.
I never eat.
I can't remember where it was.
No, forget it.
I'm an idiot.
But Jerry came in as an unannounced guest.
It was the luckiest thing that ever happened to me.
But when you go to New York, do you feel it politically speaking?
Do you feel a shift in the zeitgeist?
Or is it just everybody digging in their heels more politically?
Yeah, it's a different vibe in the comedy scene, for sure.
I do have a lot of people coming up to me going, I like what you're saying.
I just don't want to say it, or I'm afraid.
So, you know, there's that.
In Texas, there's none of that.
It's like, Joe's Club is unbelievably diverse, but that's because they pick people based on talent.
And, of course, out of thousands and thousands of comedians, you're going to have the whole rainbow there.
But nobody's giving anybody shit for what they're saying.
That's the art form.
I'll do both.
Just because it is more challenging in New York to make a crowd laugh.
You were in the...
Not the Daily Wire.
What was the movie?
Lady Ballers?
Yes, Lady Ballers.
How did that end up doing?
I don't know because it's all internal numbers, you know, like Netflix in a way.
So they didn't tell us, hey, we had this many views or whatever.
But again, I would have never taken that job had I not been fired for being white.
It was also, I had to have serious conversations with all types of people.
Hey man, if you're going to get involved with The Daily Wire, you're a liberal person or known as, you know, certainly not known as a conservative person or comedian or actor.
You could get blackballed, blacklisted.
So, you know, again, to go back to the damages of the lawsuit, it's like, that may have happened.
But to me, I just thought, I have to keep acting.
This is the role I'm getting offered, a trans person in a basketball movie.
All right, I'll do it.
I think I have to go watch the movie.
I haven't seen it.
And now, maybe I'm going to watch it with the kids.
For how little money they made it for and how quickly they made it for, it's great.
It really is.
I mean, to make a movie at all is very difficult.
To make it look like a Hollywood film and to do it that fast.
And they wrote that overnight.
They flew me in to write a couple jokes on it.
We filmed it in like three weeks.
They turned it around and they put it up.
It's amazing.
Now, hold on one second.
Yeah, well, this might be more personal now, but 37. You're 37 years old.
The relationship is not the question that I'm asking.
What the hell is dating like in this day and age?
I've got nephews that are in their 20s.
I imagine it's even worse for them.
I'm just looking for my noose here.
On the one hand, I was biking the other day.
I was biking.
Not a secluded path, but it's a path.
If you want to come out of the closet, you're safe here.
I pass a young woman on the path.
I'm like, The world is so crazy.
Someone to manufacture...
I have a GoPro on my bike, so I'm recording everything anyhow, to counter false accusations.
I might be a little neurotic, a little crazy, but you're dating people who...
You know, you can't even rely on consensual sex being consensual the day after if they're displeased with the performance.
What is dating like in today's day and age?
I was just working on a joke about, like, because I'm so tiny.
We're both pretty short.
I'm so small.
And, like, a lot of the women I date are way bigger than me.
And, like, I've had women threaten Me Too's against me and literally say, I've made up this story and I will hit send, you know.
Hey, I think one out of six people are on antipsychotics.
I think it's much higher with women right now.
And so I have this joke about me in court, my lawyer going, Your Honor, he's the size of a Lego.
Look at him.
He couldn't pin down a house cat.
To have a woman who's a foot taller than me say, I'm going to meet to you.
Just fact-checking in real time.
This is only for antipsychotics, not for antidepressants.
1.6% of the population are on antipsychotics, according to...
1.6?
Yeah, hold on a second.
Present? How many people...
This is according to AI overview, but in the United States, roughly 3.8 million adults, 1.6% take antipsychotics, but that doesn't include other forms of antidepressants or SSRIs or whatever, which I think are also...
SSRIs, I think it's like...
Like 20%.
Yeah, one out of six or something.
How many people are on SSRIs?
45 million people.
Oh, sorry.
45 million people.
So whatever that is of 300 and some odd million.
Yeah, yeah.
The odds that I...
And I ask women, first date now, I go, do you have any diagnosed mental illness and are you on medication?
Even that is fucking crap.
It's like a consultation at a physician.
Okay, and what are your allergies?
You need a dating app that lists lawsuits.
Have you ever sued?
I would even go like, have you sued a former employer?
Have you sued a former boyfriend?
You have to go and do a DD into these people to make sure that...
Women are paying the price for this in a big way.
It's funny when I talk about it that, oh, you're anti-women.
It's like, no, no, I care about women so much that this is crushingly tragic to know that by 2029...
Well over 50% of women will be between 25 and 40 single, unmarried, and no kids against their own will.
They'll watch the Chelsea Handlers and make believe that they're happy.
By the way, no, so this is it.
The number of people taking prescription medication for mental health is estimated to be one in four people.
That's according to...
But then again, I'll be fair.
I take a medication for mental health.
I call it a martini.
It just doesn't happen to be mental medication.
My doctor just put me on Flintstone vitamins, actually.
No, for me, it's exercise, and it's a nice, dry martini in the evening.
But above and beyond that, I have an absolute morbid fear of anything that tinkers with...
I can't even...
The only time you and I hung out, we're at a bar.
You dragged me up to one of those casino bars.
Remember that in Vegas?
Yes, that was in Vegas, but hold on.
Yeah, I remember that night.
No, it's the idea of rewiring your brain.
It's terrifying.
So there's pros and cons right now.
First of all, if you're a man who has some courage and a little bit of charisma, a little bit of humor, and you can approach a woman in real life, in any circumstance, You are essentially Batman.
Almost everybody meets through dating apps now.
Women are driven by fantasy.
That's why Fifty Shades of Grey was the highest selling book of all time.
Every woman does not want to get a message going, you up?
No, they want a guy to approach them and go, oh my god, he spilled his coffee on me.
So if you can do that, you are, I'm telling you right now, a superhero.
I have no problem meeting women.
If I went out into Austin right now and said, I'm going to spend five hours just approaching women and asking for phone numbers, I would come home with 100 phone numbers.
20% of them would probably text me back.
10% would be biological females.
Another 5% wouldn't be insane.
I'd come out with one viable option out of 100.
That's the con, which is you have to get so many numbers now to even have a viable option.
I still think antiquated.
I met my wife at a house party in 1999.
A P. Ditty party, right?
A freak fest or whatever.
We were young and it was a freak off.
They say, like, do things where you can meet people with similar minds, but, like, what are...
I don't want to generalize.
What are women in stand-up comedy like?
I imagine that they'd be on one of two ends, like, Lisa Lampanelli before she went crazy and Lisa Lampanelli today.
Like, what are...
There's a good joke in there, too.
That's your marker, is the Lisa Lampanelli...
And not to be, like, stereotype, but there is a stereotype that women in stand-up comedy are raunchy, both on...
I don't know what it's like, but if you're meeting women in stand-up comedy, are they...
We're all bulls.
You have to be a bull in a china shop to be a comedian.
That's a quick off-ramp to the whole Louis C.K. thing.
Those were female comedians.
I remember I was dating a very feminist girl at the time, who, by the way, happened to be cheating on me with her ex-boyfriend.
Such a feminist.
And wanted to be polyamorous.
She was like, oh, I don't even want to hear a man's opinion about Louis C.K. And I said, well, I have a bit of an expert eye here.
Those were female comedians.
I have female comedians grabbing my ass.
I've had famous women of color female comedians take my head and shove it in their tits.
I desperately want to out this person.
I don't have the time to out another person, maybe after the Delta thing.
Yeah, they take on very masculine traits because it's a very masculine job.
You're fighting with crowd members.
You're at bars.
It's late at night.
Now that you mention that Louis C.K. thing, and this is where I was...
I don't give the pervs a pass, period.
It's funny that Louis C.K.'s humor was largely revolving around the truth of that accusation, but he was masturbating in front of other women comics.
When I found out the details, it wasn't like...
Well, first of all, it wasn't people on the street.
It wasn't on dates with first-time meters like a Harvey Weinstein type thing.
These were other comics who were well aware of Louis C.K.'s fetishes.
I believe they were working with him.
Okay, let's do a little role play.
Hey, Viva.
Hey, great set.
Do you want to come up to my hotel room?
No, thank you.
Nothing good happens after 10 o'clock.
Okay, cool.
Problem gone.
Okay, let's say you came up to my hotel room.
Hey, can I masturbate in front of you?
No, can I go to the bathroom and then I'm going to run?
Oh my goodness.
So that's what happened.
Once upon a time, I was so young and stupid as a kid.
This is before I got married, everybody, but I met a woman at a grocery store.
And she invited me over for dinner.
And I was like, oh, okay, cool.
She was a little older than me at the time.
And you already know what she's cooking.
You look in her cart, you go, okay.
It was straight out of a movie.
It's almost straight out of The Graduate.
I don't know where they were, like, over the vegetable section.
But then I go to the house and I eat.
And then it became clear that she had other expectations of me.
And I felt so bad that I ran out of there.
I was like, this wasn't just dinner.
I was out.
But yes, that once happened to me.
Morbidly embarrassing, and I still feel bad for how I must have made the person feel, not putting two and two together.
Yeah, I'm not saying I don't have any sympathy for those women, right?
But again, if the conversation is like, if consent is, can I do something?
Yes, I can.
We all agree that's what consent is, you know?
My point is I would never date a female comedian if you paid me a billion dollars.
But I tour the country.
I sold over a thousand tickets just this last weekend in Dallas.
Probably half are women.
Percentage are single.
I also pride myself on meeting women who don't know who I am.
You know, I'm out in the park with my...
Get a damn dog.
Get a cute dog and be outside for two hours a day.
If you don't meet a woman, there's a larger conversation that needs to be had.
So it's tough.
I mean, I just...
You know, New York's harder.
It's far more woke and liberal.
I just literally, like your thing, bumped into a girl in the park.
We hit it off.
The chemistry was electric.
And she said, who are you voting for?
Oh no, this is a big problem.
I said, usually I would be like, I just said, I'm voting for Trump.
And she goes, there will not be another date.
And I said, I think because I wanted to see where this went.
I said, I was just kidding.
I said, I'm undecided.
She broke it off.
And mind you, she's 35. She's 35. She's single.
She was on.
Antipsychotic medication.
And the odds that she is going to have a, you know, a rom-com moment where my dog runs into her and almost knocks her over and we, it's zero.
Zero. And to meet a guy who's single, who doesn't drink, who doesn't do drugs, who makes good money, who wants a family, and she's 35. Zero.
You dodged a bullet.
I was going to say this.
It's an amazing thing.
It's sad on the one hand, but it's so indicative of broader problems.
I can tolerate I think anybody's political views.
I can have the discussion in my own head about people who claim Israel is committing genocide and those who say it has the right to...
I can have those arguments and those discussions with everybody.
I can tolerate someone.
I won't even judge them harshly if they say they're voting for Kamala.
I'll just assume that they were me back in 2015 in terms of political awareness.
The rabid intolerance, that is something so fundamentally broken in that person that they are that intolerant, but that is the white liberal mindset.
I hate even thinking about the word like that.
I've dated every skin color of women and it's...
I'd say it's probably because the majority of them are white just because by population there's more white.
But to me, there's no correlation to skin color there.
I've dated black women who literally were like, oh, if you blank inside of me, you're going to colonize my uterus.
And just outwardly shaming me for being white and I'm going...
Why would you do this?
Like, you met a guy that cooked you dinner.
And so, yeah, there's no race correlated to it.
It's more just if you're indoctrinated.
Well, you're probably right because the areas where I frequent or at least the silos of my frequency where I see the liberal mindset tends to be predominantly...
Sure, sure.
So that's...
Tough. That's actually upsetting.
Look, again, women lose.
As a man, our job is to, you know, in the past, it was go spread your seed.
Like, that's still in our mind.
So my goal is to meet a woman, have a wife, have a family.
But right now, I am not upset touring the country and making money and telling jokes and occasionally having a fun date and sleeping with a beautiful woman.
I go to bed happy.
Women aren't wired like that.
And so they're the ones that they're going to hit 35, 36, 37. No, that's already too late.
You're lucky you got it, but men have an extra decade at least of the baby-making process.
But 35, 36, 37 is already...
Again, that 35-year-old, the fact that I didn't realize she was 35. And I thought, okay, if this works out and we're willing to give it a shot and have a kid...
Who knows?
I may have done that.
However, now that I'm 37 and successful, I have women 10 years younger than her that want a family that show me respect instantly.
So it's like, just being realistic, why would I go with the 35-year-old?
I wouldn't.
And no one is honest with them.
About that, except Andrew Tate at this point.
And Charlie Kirk.
Both of them.
The funny thing is, Andrew Tate is honest, says the same thing, gets lambasted for the way he says it.
Charlie Kirk does it politely, still gets lambasted for how he says it.
And it's an unfortunate biological reality.
Like, Marion and I were talking about, well, I was talking about, like a fourth kid.
She's like, I'm 40, how old is she?
She's 43. Can't do that.
And it's like, oh, okay, so that's it.
We've done it.
35. I mean, by the time you decide to do it, if it happens the first try, you're 37. And that's what they call a geriatric pregnancy, from what I remember.
See if that's true.
Geriatric, I think, is 30 and above now.
Geriatric pregnancy.
Not a sexy word either.
No, it's a...
Geriatric. A person becomes 30. I love it.
A geriatric pregnancy.
I have to bring this up because I'm going to make some comments in real time.
Share a screen.
Geriatric pregnancy.
Also known as advancement to her age is when a person becomes pregnant.
I'm sorry, that might be innocuous.
When a woman becomes pregnant at 35, the term is used because pregnancies at this age are considered to be a higher risk for the mother, there you go, the mother, for the woman bearing child and the fetus.
35, geriatric.
35. But the only tougher word than that is when you go through menopause and you're like, I don't know when that starts hitting like 50 or something.
Geriatric sounds worse.
Yeah, that's actually like you're having sex with a geriatric.
I mean, technically, you're having sex with a woman and it could lead to a geriatric pregnancy.
You're having a geriatric sex thing.
You're going to want a walker with tennis balls nearby.
But Austin is still kind of a wacky town politically.
People say that, but compared to New York, it feels like we're all about to storm the Capitol here.
That's how far left New York is.
Here, I mean, I did date a girl briefly here, and she was a little woke, but she still was making jokes about pronouns.
And I'm going, ah, this is amazing.
She was like, oh, I kind of broke it off with her because she was concerned about me working with The Daily Wire.
And I was kind of like, hey.
I stay out of your job.
I'm doing what I have to do.
There's this combativeness with these women.
The boss babe thing.
It's almost like you're talking to Kamala on 60 Minutes.
There's this poking combativeness.
Most guys just need a little bit of respect, a little bit of love.
The list is not very long, especially now.
If you're a woman who wants a boyfriend, it's...
It's three easy steps, really.
There's going to be a pushback or a reverting to more traditional standards, and it'll be for everyone's betterment, but it's going to be after a generation has been misled into...
And these top 5%, 10% of men are the ones who are winning because all of the women are competing for them now.
All of the, ooh, we want equality and we don't see height or...
No, the data is clear from dating apps.
Women swipe no, I believe, on 80% of men.
So 80% of men have no options.
And that's how people are meeting now.
So all of the women are competing for 10% to 20% of men.
With stats of six feet tall, the richest, the most attractive.
I'm going to ask the crass question, and I'm actually mildly serious.
Do they have factors for genitalia size on these apps?
No. Okay.
No. I mean, I have a photo up just to...
No, I was going to say, my luck is you get married to someone who's never...
When you get married when no one's had any experience, they don't know what things could be.
I'm not ashamed to say...
If I could meet a virgin, that would be ideal.
And it's not even in a, like, you know, anyone can frame that as a creepy way.
It's more data-driven that what's called pair bonding.
Women have a harder time pair bonding and, like, really combining lives with a man the more partners they have.
And I tell you right now, it is beyond true.
There's always a guy from their past that was the original pair bonder that they're comparing you to or they're getting back at him by mistreating you.
One girl I thought I was going to marry, turns out she had an abortion with the guy and she flew to London to sleep with this guy for a week because it's like she had the guy's baby inside of her.
I've never heard that term before.
First of all, when you started saying it, I thought it was going to be a joke.
But no, without the punchline.
And I didn't take it perverted.
I took it as in, you want to meet a virgin.
Not for the sex, but rather for the relationship.
And then the pair bonding is an amazing thing.
Because I've never had that experience.
Neither has my wife.
But I've had friends who were very...
Non-judgmentally, they were promiscuous.
And at some point, you're going to have to stop that.
And then set them down for the rest of your life.
And I think that's going to cause some conflict.
Yeah, you're going to be comparing to the last 15 meals.
You have a good steak, you go, oh wait, those other steaks were bad.
You have a mediocre steak, you're going to go, man, I wish I was eating that perfectly cooked medium rare.
You're going to be thinking about that all the time.
Now, men don't have that problem.
Very rarely, I think.
When I'm done with a relationship, I block them, I move on.
Yeah, you know.
For legal reasons.
I treat women like I treat my airlines.
Once I'm on the no-fly list, I delete them.
I unfollow them.
Let me do three things here because I want to bring up a few chats that I saw on the other side as well.
Florida Dad says, I used to be married to a Boston opera singer.
I feel Tyler's pain.
I used to bring wild gay meat.
I shot in upstate New York to her fancy parties.
Florida Dad, I've seen him.
He's been here for a long time.
Good to see you again.
Florida Dad, here.
There's some questions here, I think.
Outdoor Noble says, no such thing as a geriatric pregnancy.
Just identify as a 24-year-old in your 40s.
That's from Outdoor Noble.
Lily A. Droven.
Would you kindly shout out my Give, Send, Go?
Keep us in our home.
Thank you so much.
I've read the chat.
I don't know what the Give, Send, Go is, Lily, but King of Biltong, by the way.
Oh, dude, how far?
I'm going to put you in touch with this guy.
He's in Roanoke, Texas.
Add Biltong to your diet.
High-protein snack packed with B12, zinc, iron, creatine, and more.
Get yourself at Biltong USA.
Viva 10. It's amazing, Tyler.
I'll actually have to put you in touch with the guy.
And then Lord of the Re says, no jump scares, Viva.
The only thing scary is just how good the music is without the need for a big label or a contract.
Just some good, honest music for good people.
Make music great again.
That's Lord of the Re.
So Tyler, what is life like now?
So you're doing...
How does it work?
You do gigs every night?
You travel?
Yeah, I probably had a hundred...
100, 150 shows just this past year.
Again, not being able to get the agent because of that diversity stuff.
I'm comfortable saying that I should have started touring five, eight years ago.
I lost that time.
I have to make up for the time.
About a little over a year ago, I started actually being able to...
Go to comedy clubs and make a living like this, you know?
You were on Rogan how long ago now?
Three months?
Yeah, it was July or something.
The joke that this guy Chase Geiser from Infowars said, everyone on Earth would have their career advanced by going on Rogan, except for Kamala Harris.
And that should tell you everything you need to know.
Do you notice an obvious spike?
Especially as a stand-up comic, you go on Rogan.
You're getting exposure, not just...
To the world, but to a specific ecosystem within the world, does that jumpstart or jet fuel to your career?
From what I've learned from talking to people that have been on for a very long time, they claim that the Rogan bump, and you still get a bump, but the explosive, like Jordan Peterson, he's like, you know.
That really made his career pop off.
And Tim Pool.
I was with Tim Pool at the...
Not the Defeat the Mandate Rally.
That was the one on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial against the mandates.
We just did a Rescue the Republic in D.C., which was incredible.
Yeah, RFK, Jordan Peterson, Russell Brand.
I actually got invited to go to that, and I got the invitation too late in the week, and I was in California with my kid, and there was no way to get there for the Sunday.
Unreal. I got to bring up Jordan Peterson on stage, and we had just done Kill Tony together.
Just bizarre, but awesome.
And so what I understand, even Tim Pool said, you know, going on Rogan a long time ago, it built his entire YouTube page.
For me, I think in a good way, it didn't have a huge impact, but I say in a good way because...
You can have these moments where you go, this is it.
This is the moment.
Oh, I'm going to make it.
People use that term a lot.
But I've had a nice steady climb.
And I already had about a half a million on YouTube.
And I've been shadow banned everywhere else.
But I'm still over a quarter million on Instagram and whatnot.
Now that you mention it says, YouTube has cut the stream twice for me so far.
Had to reload.
I have no doubt that your name is persona non grata on the...
On the YouTube sphere, at least.
Could be.
So I think I had my footing going on Gutfeld for about a year, where by the time I was on Rogan, it's like, oh, this isn't going to make me.
This is just an awesome, unbelievable experience.
And I was able to enjoy the experience and not be concerned with what's the reaction going to be.
Because I already went through the hellfire of...
COVID and the lawsuit and everything.
It was perfect timing.
I got to get to know Joe a little bit.
He's in the green room every night.
I can't believe I'm at a place where I could just walk into a comedy club, bypass military security that he has, and just walk right up to him and go behind him and put him in a headlock.
And so we got to know each other just enough.
By the time I was on the show, I felt comfortable.
And then going on Kill Tony.
It's amazing.
For a stand-up comic, what is the...
Not the Holy Grail.
What is the thing that everyone aspires to?
Netflix special?
Is it...
Since COVID and seeing how 99.9% of comics could not just put their hand up and go...
Hey, you're not going to make me show papers or have my fans show papers to come into a show.
I've disconnected from almost every comedian because I lost utter respect.
That was such a layup.
That was such an easy thing as somebody who relies on freedom and free speech to go, you can't force somebody to put medicine in their body and to show their papers.
So I've gone off, and to me, it's can I get on stage and say what I want?
And maybe make a little bit of money.
That's really it.
I mean, I don't have any money.
Every dime I have goes back into this thing.
I have to have an editor help me get the videos up.
You know, now from the Delta ban, I might have to spend a little extra money.
Tyler, the community will help you out with that if they actually go that road.
I mean, as it is.
You know, they think that if they do this under the radar, then they can, you know, and they do get away with it, so we put it on blast, but then to threaten, they're like, well, if you put it on blast, we're going to come after you and use our endless coffers to wage lawfare against a citizen exercising humor.
You've got a community.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, to me, it's like, it's, you know...
If you meet Van Gogh or Picasso or a painter, it's like, what's your dream?
It's sitting alone painting.
Without people pecking at you going, you can't use blue.
Blue is transphobic color.
You just want to do your art.
It's not as complicated.
You can get caught up in a lot of the chatter online and stuff, but to be able to...
Needless to say, though, I will not let go of the fact that they robbed my acting career.
I'm not letting that go.
Just because things are going well in this area.
And I think the pendulum will swing back at some point.
What do you want?
You've never seen my dog.
I'm not going to show you now.
I'm just going to open the door and let her out.
Hold on a second.
Go, go, go.
Yeah, I got...
This one paralyzed in the back legs Puggle who got paralyzed in 2016 and I thought she'd either be walking by 2017 and I'd give her back to my sister-in-law or dead and she's now lived damn near going on nine years.
She's 14 or 15 now.
Oh, I love dogs so much.
No, she's great, but I think she whines now.
She does me the service of leaving the home studio to poop on the floor.
Tyler, so what do you have next coming up for gigs, or how is it working?
What's next where people can find you?
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm starting to plan a tour for next year.
I did cancel.
I had a European tour.
You know, one of the things that happened was after the lawsuit, I stopped trusting.
Everybody in the industry.
Litigation trauma is what I call it in litigation.
It's real, man.
You think everyone is out to get you, even the people that are representing you.
Oh, yeah.
Yes. I told my lawyers I'm finding another lawyer.
They talked me out of it, but I'm like, oh, wow.
I really lost trust with everybody.
I canceled the European tour because I was like...
I just didn't trust them.
What if they do the same thing?
What if they go, oh, too many white guys, and we're gonna...
But I have some dates left for the rest of the year.
TylerFisher.com.
So I'll be in Cleveland, Ohio on Sunday.
Sunday? Okay, so hold on.
This Sunday, the election is on Tuesday.
Yeah, so Sunday the 3rd.
My 7.30 show sold out, and so I added a 4.45 at Cleveland, Ohio Hilarities.
Not to be crass, when it sells out, how many seats?
Well, it's 3.50, but they wouldn't give me the weekend.
So sometimes if they don't know you, they go, we're not giving this guy.
I just did five shows in Dallas.
This place wouldn't, and I was like, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I could do a weekend.
Needless to say, I sold out the one show they gave me.
But that's big, man.
That's awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
So if I did a weekend, I probably would have sold 1,000 or more tickets there, but they didn't quite trust that I could.
That's fine.
You earn your stripes.
Then I'll be off to Kansas City, Missouri on the 12th.
Omaha, Nebraska, the 13th.
West Des Moines, Iowa on the 14th.
And then five shows in San Diego, the 21st through the 23rd.
And then I finished my tour off in my home state of Connecticut, December 6th and 7th, New York Comedy Club in Stanford, Connecticut.
And that's a wrap for my Escape from New York tour.
That is amazing.
It's amazing.
And are you back?
Are you in Florida anytime soon?
Well, I'm going to start booking shows for 2025.
So I will be hitting every corner of Florida.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah. Okay.
Do you hear this now?
Sounds like a cat.
Yeah, it's a dog.
She winds to get...
Come on.
And you can follow me there.
Ty the Fish.
That is all of...
That's Twitter.
Okay, sorry.
That's the dog getting back in.
Tyler? And I wear this hat now because I'm shadow banned, so you can't search me anymore.
So you have to type in my handle or you can't find me.
You were born in 1987.
Holy baby.
On Twitter, you're not coming up?
Twitter, I was banned until Elon Musk.
I met Elon Musk's lawyer at a party by the grace of God, and she reinstated my account.
Instagram, I'm now shadowbanned.
They are deleting every comment.
They have a hawk just like, delete, delete, delete, delete.
And so, yeah.
Your links will all be up there, Tyler.
I don't know if I'm out west anytime soon, but we'll hang one of these days sooner or later.
I'll come to Florida just to hang out.
Dude, do it.
You have a room to stay so long as you don't mind.
Dog shit everywhere.
I make the jokes, but on any given day, it's every dog fluid except for one.
Between pee, poo, and barf.
That's why I can't host guests at home.
I like having my own space.
Also, if you agree with what I did on Twitter and you want to retweet that, fine.
If you don't, that's fine.
I think it's good to spread the word to just let people know, hey, this is where we're at right now.
Link to tweets for everybody.
Yep. Okay, Tyler, we're going to do it.
Now, ordinarily, I would end with you and say our proper goodbyes.
I'm just going to call you after this because I'm going to go to our locals community and have our locals after party.
Great, great.
And one more thing, you know, raising some money for my potential lawsuit.
I'm going to have a whole merch store up by Election Day with a whole slew of stuff, maybe some fun Delta-based merchandise as well.
Dude, you're going to have to, like, the week after the election is going to be so dependent, or at least a portion of it is going to be dependent on what happens on November 5th and in the weeks afterwards.
Dude, San Diego's not as bad as San Francisco, but still interesting.
San Diego's great.
San Diego's a big comedy town, actually.
Amazing. So your impressions, everybody knows your impressions.
If they don't know them, your Jordan Peterson is a work of art, your Trump is a work of art, and your Ben Shapiro is a work of art.
Are you working on any other impressions?
Well, I do a little RFK, which I love.
I love Bobby, by the way.
And just because I do an impression of him doesn't mean that I'm making fun of him.
What's funny about that impression is...
People get...
That's impeccable, by the way.
It kills on stage, okay?
What's so interesting is when people...
And even Rogan said, stop.
He cut me off.
And it's his show.
He could do whatever he wants.
He could have thrown me out if he wanted.
I don't care.
It's like, I'm on your podcast, buddy.
But he said, stop.
And I don't know if it's because he thought it was offensive.
But I'm fascinated by this because...
All I'm doing is an accurate impression of his voice.
You can tell the sensitivity of people who then filter that and say, you're making fun of them.
It actually reveals how uncomfortable they are with his voice.
I love Bobby Kennedy.
But also, what you're doing, I would imagine physiologically is pretty much the condition that he has in terms of replicating the...
The funny thing is, you make fun of Roseanne Barr's voice, a shrill, high nasal voice, and everyone's like, oh, okay, well, that's Roseanne.
That's her voice.
You make fun of RFK.
What is this?
Nobody talks like this.
It's all the same thing.
But that's amazing.
But does that not strain your trachea?
No, it does, yeah.
It does.
It hurts.
Yeah, no, it does hurt to do it.
My voice is...
Yesterday, after five shows, I laid in the woods.
On the dirt, and I just shut my mouth.
But I just find it fascinating that people get, they go, oh, God, don't, oh, no.
And I'm going, wait a minute, you're revealing your actual thoughts on him.
Yeah, like, if you think, like, I have to, he's got a condition that makes his voice sound that way, so he's, I mean, I would argue, Ben Shapiro, this is a very interesting voice, too, and this voice is brought to you by Gaza Sheets.
Go to gazasheets.com.
It's like, It's all determined by the physiology of your vocal box.
That's what you're replicating.
I just wanted to bring that up because it's been really fascinating to see the reaction of the RFK thing.
I'm like, wait, no, I'm not making fun of him.
In fact, my joke is that he has gone down on so many women that he has a pubic hair twist up on his dangly thing.
You know, I think that's Marilyn Monroe's pube.
She went down on me when I was 11 years old.
So it's like, the joke is that this guy has gotten laid so much that it's paralyzed his voice.
Like, if you're mad at that, then you probably should have a pride pin on on a Delta flight.
Wasn't it Kirk Douglas or Michael Douglas who said he got throat cancer from eating vagina?
Yeah. First of all, I love stand-up comedy.
And I would feel embarrassed making that joke, but I will laugh until my stomach hurts at that joke.
Yeah, and I am very straight.
I have the biggest man crush on Bobby Kennedy.
The charisma coming off of that guy is like, it's almost sickening.
Well, I said he looks like he's chiseled, like a Greek statue chiseled out of rock.
He looks physically impressive.
He's got a chiseled face.
And he's a Kennedy.
It's like he's a Kennedy.
I can't make Kennedy legacy jokes.
His voice, I've never had an issue.
I don't even hear that aspect of his voice.
I've always wanted to ask him.
He's brilliant.
I just wanted to ask him physically to speak.
When someone has asthma and you can hear that it's straining them to breathe.
Is it a physical stress to speak, or is it just like a person without that condition talking?
I'm sure it's tough, because if I'm replicating it to an extent, obviously it's not exact with his medical condition, but you're getting less air, right?
It's a little shorter, and it's got to hurt a little bit.
And more power to him that he's plugging through these speeches.
I heard him talk about pesticides for an hour, and I was like, my jaw was on.
I was like, this guy is so...
He's the most brilliant presidential candidate to ever run in the history of this country, by far.
And if Trump wins, well, little bonus there.
You get RFK.
Batteries included with RFK, Tulsi Gabbard, Elon Musk.
I mean, holy crap.
Elon, he's going to fire everyone.
He's going to fire about 99%.
I feel like on day one, we left three people.
Turns out you only need three people to run the government.
So we fired Trump too.
We fired Trump.
So please welcome AI Trump.
Trump comes out.
The robot Trump.
Tyler, you are fantastic, phenomenal, and I forget exactly how we met.
I don't know.
I think a Twitter DM, maybe?
I'm going to have to go back and check, but I'm glad we did.
Yeah, I just want to hang out in person again.
You come down to Florida.
We'll barbecue.
We'll fish.
We'll do a collaboration and we'll fish together.
Yeah, and we'll go film women on our bikes on a secret trail.
Hold on, where's my GoPro?
That's going to be good.
I only did that to protect myself, people, okay?
Whenever there's a section where I go biking back through a section that is not often trafficked, and I'm worried about alligators.
If I get mauled by an alligator, I'm at least going to get it on my GoPro.
Honestly, I thought I should have this camera rolling at all times, even if a comedian comes up, because I'm like, it's my word against theirs.
Anyway. Get a GoPro.
I'm going to get a Lisa car right now because now I need a car to tour.
So I'm very excited.
I'll have a little more freedom out here.
Get a good one.
Made in America.
It's going to be Gemini.
No, that's a good...
Just don't...
I don't even care.
I got an American-made Bronco and then the...
I can't wait to see Kamala Harris at the UN.
Hi, Germany!
Hello, Germany!
We love Germany!
Yes, hi!
France is here.
We love France.
You saw her latest one.
Her latest one was the most egregious.
Oh, but joy comes in the morning!
And she had to stop herself and go back to sanity because she realized it was too far off the rails.
She was in Detroit when I was doing a show, staying at my hotel.
And, you know, Detroit's all, like, homeless crackheads, and I snuck in her rally, and she nailed it.
She was like...
She nailed it, dude.
The homeless accent, everybody in the crowd was like...
Did you really get into one of her rallies?
No, but she was staying at my hotel, and they didn't even...
You think they would tell you when you check in, right?
Hey, the vice president's here.
They had to pat me down to go to my hotel room.
I would want to stay in a hotel if I knew she was there.
Well, not for her politically, but I wouldn't want to be in a politically targeted type hotel knowing someone important is there.
Right? I was up all night.
She was laughing all night.
I was like, shut the hell up!
In the floor with a broomstick.
They're patting me down.
I'm like, what are you, checking me for freedom of thought?
Make sure he doesn't have any original thought.
I'm like, no, I'm not.
I'm castrated.
Tyler, amazing.
So you leave, and ordinarily I'd leave with you, but I'll call you afterwards and we'll make this happen.
Thank you, buddy.
Don't put any of this online, please.
I appreciate that.
That's a joke from the last one, people.
We're after Tyler went deep into childhood.
It's not a joke, folks.
Come on.
Son of a bitch.
I?
You left?
Okay. Hold on.
Okay. I'm going to do this to make sure I don't do it improperly.
I'm going to end everywhere except for locals.
Locals, I'm coming over.
Did I miss any super chats?
Oh my goodness.
The RFK Jr.
Because there's a visual to that joke as well.
Okay, I'm ending on YouTube, everybody.
I'll see you tomorrow.
YouTube is now...
No, not view on YouTube.
Oh, gosh.
That was funny.
Ending on YouTube now.
Okay. Done.
I'm going to end on Twitter.
Make sure I don't end...
Remove. Okay.
Ending on Twitter.
And now we are ending on the Rumbles, and we're going to go over to VivaBarnesLaminity.
I should have given everyone the link.
This is not going to be supporters only, so come on over, peoples, to...
VivaBarnesLaw.locals.com and we're going to have our after party because I've seen some things there.
Okay, now I'm going to go here.
Hold on.
This one is the locals.
This one is the rumble.
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