This is not my computer, so I can't spit on the camera.
So we look like we're live.
45 seconds.
Don't worry, people.
This is not going to be a long live stream.
As you can see...
Hold on.
The mirror behind me.
We're at the local studio testing something out.
Am I...
Okay, and we see, look at this.
I see a comment.
Rave Shaman says WTF.
Yeah, people are like, I'm not going live for the day, but I asked if we could go live to just, in the background, you're going to hear what I'm allowed to disclose and what I'm not.
You want to get in?
All right, get in here.
Okay, so Asaf is here.
Asaf, would you tell the world who you are?
Yes, my name is Asaf.
I started Locals.
We know Viva for a long time is helping us to test a new and exciting product that we are going to announce pretty soon.
It's together here with the team that built it.
So Viva is helping us to test it.
So your comments over there are helping.
I think it's going to change your life.
It's going to make it much simpler for creators to go live and interact with their audience.
So enjoy it.
I don't want to risk saying more than I'm allowed to, but yeah, it's super cool.
But while I have you here...
Did everybody see that video with the guy, the judge?
Oh my goodness.
Let me go to the tweet and just make sure that I haven't made a factual mistake that has been interrupted or interrupted, that has been noticed by the interwebs.
Hold on, people.
The judge?
Yeah, this is the judge.
Now, I'm going to say something.
Listen.
Oh, God.
Everyone knows one of my pet peeves is hearing the...
of people's mouths and when the microphone is too...
and you can hear, like, the ASMR.
Listen to this.
This is the judge.
What's his name?
Engeron?
His name is...
I had to double check this so much before posting this.
The Judge.
Hold on, that's the parking session that I had here.
So by the way, this is an impromptu live stream because we're just testing out a product here.
But while we're live, let me just see here.
The Happy Judge, says John.
His name is Angoron.
Angoron.
That's right.
E-N-G-O-R-O-N.
I noticed it because I thought it said moron at the end, but it was Angoron.
This is a video of the judge.
Eight years ago, I shared the link of the full interview or the full speech with our locals community and said, guys, everybody, you pick your highlights that you think is the most incriminating portion of this speech.
He kind of looks like Larry David without a haircut.
Now I'm going to say something controversial, even though I'm being taped.
Juries get it wrong a lot.
That's my own opinion.
I do only civil trials.
Personal injury cases, contract disputes.
Where was this?
But I've had situations where like, oh my, my heaven's sake.
Oh my goodness.
He doesn't want to say, oh my God.
How could they have thought that?
How could the jury have thought that?
He has a tool.
He has a tool.
I can deal with that.
To bypass jury verdicts.
Jury notwithstanding the verdict.
Judgment notwithstanding.
I can say.
We're going to forget.
This is the judge in the Trump trial.
In the New York Trump trial, from what I understand, please, if I made a mistake, people, correct me.
Talking about how to bypass those pesky things called jury verdicts when you don't like them.
It's a thing, you know, jury not...
It's judgment notwithstanding verdict.
No, hold on a second.
It's verdict notwithstanding...
Jury...
Oh, it's judgment notwithstanding conviction.
What the heck was it?
You know what it is.
They did it to...
One of Michael Flynn's guys, where the jury convicted and the judge comes and says, look, there's no way you should have convicted this guy, period.
And so, you know, it's a tool.
The judge is talking about it in the context of how to bypass those pesky verdicts that you don't like.
Oh!
Judgment notwithstanding verdict.
Judgment?
It's J-N-O...
Oh, whatever.
It's an amazing thing.
He then goes on to talk about bias.
And, you know, he has his emotions as a judge and no two cases are ever similar because, you know, maybe someone's wearing a blue shirt in one case and a red shirt.
Oh, that's an extreme example.
This judge basically said in this clip, it's an 18 minute speech that, you know, he's found a way to get around those jury verdicts.
You know the other way to get around it?
Granting garbage motions for summary judgment.
Sorry, orders for summary judgment following Leticia James's rubbish thing.
You make a motion for summary verdict, you know, uncontested facts, and then you get the judge coming here and says, I can bypass the verdict altogether.
I don't even need to go to the jury.
I'll just grant a summary judgment.
So let's see here.
Looking at the chat, okay, so one thing is, are we at Rumble going to put in, like, slow mode on chat?
Slow mode on chat.
So that, yeah, so that we can have, not that I don't, Jonathan, nothing against you, Jonathan.
But we want to, sometimes, you know, like in YouTube, we want to have a...
A slow-mo so that people can't continually chat.
Now, let me see here.
Watching from Twitch.
Oh, okay, if you're watching from Twitch, that's...
I don't have a Twitch account.
I'm not going to have one either until I have to actually, like, you know, start dancing for money.
The Happy Judge.
Who was it?
Someone said Larry David.
Oh, there you go.
Jonathan says he really is a Larry David character.
We got...
Oh, so this is cool now.
So we can see the comments from YouTube, the comments from Rumble, and comments from Twitch.
Beautiful.
Oh, can I highlight?
Nope.
Okay.
What else?
So we can't highlight.
Can people give Rumble Rants and would I see it in a Rumble Rant?
I don't need Rumble Rants, people.
That wasn't an invitation for it, but if we get a Rumble Rant, what's it going to look like?
Okay, cool.
I am going live with Roger Stone at 5 o 'clock this afternoon, so that's going to be fun.
I drove down, people, to Wynwood.
It took an hour and a half this morning.
Traffic everywhere.
Oh, and another thing, we're talking, we'll probably talk about it later, the journalist who got killed in Philadelphia, and I shared Google Maps of what I thought was the address, but it's the block, the street.
And I said, A, nobody should be relishing in this, period.
This is not a gotcha.
This is not something where you should celebrate someone's misery.
No, but.
I was saying how...
When I was in Milwaukee, the cab driver said, there's some areas in Milwaukee you don't go through.
We don't take fares there.
I don't drive through, especially at night.
Just bad things happen.
And then, you know, people were saying, well, you know, Viva, there's parts of Florida that are just like that.
Driving down to Wynwood, there's some areas where, yeah, sketchy, you put them in quotes.
And I remember I got to an intersection.
I was like, oh, this is an underpass.
And there were some people hanging around.
And then I just noticed there was a cop.
There was a cop talking to the people just, you know, hanging with the neighborhood.
And people say, like, the cops in Broward County, the cops in...
What are the other counties in Florida?
You got Broward?
Florida cops don't mess around.
But they engage with the community and the cops were patrolling areas which some might find sketchy.
And it's not a complicated thing as to how you reduce crime.
Good relationships between police and citizens and police.
In neighborhoods where there are problems and responsive to ones where they're not.
So that's it.
I'm watching some people seemingly gloating in the murder of this guy, Josh Kruger.
And it's not anything that anybody should gloat about.
Gotcha.
I told you so.
No karma.
None of that stuff.
It's a tragedy people will learn from terrible policy.
And unfortunately, people are going to learn from other people's mistakes and some other people's flawed policy.
So we see, oh, so we got Squad says, watching you from live at Locals Viva.
Booyah.
But then the question is this.
Squad.
I can't see.
Is that skewed?
No, that's skewed.
Or Squad with an E. Can you comment from Locals?
And if we comment from Locals, do we see that just asking a question?
Oh, okay, interesting.
Oh, okay, I see.
All right, let's see here.
Criminals are held accountable in Florida, says GingerDog50.
My goodness, that's 5S.
No, that's 55. Oh, geez.
I got my license renewed in Florida.
They made me do the eye test, so I take my glasses off and put my eyes in the box.
I was like, I can't read a damn thing.
It's like, put your glasses back on.
You're supposed to read it with your glasses.
And that's it.
Learn from history.
You know, I mean, Cernovich has been putting out great, like, he put out a live stream from his bed.
It was great.
Cernovich is lying in bed dropping the truth bombs of, like, this mirrors the Bolshevik revolution where, you know, they let people out of jail and they let the criminals run free, which they're doing in other parts of the world right now in real time.
You know, maybe people put two and two together, but the Bolshevik revolution, the system, they let the criminals out of jail.
And they wreaked havoc, but not only on their ideological adversaries.
It's not like criminals picked their political targets.
A lot of these crimes are crimes of opportunity.
Although I happen to think that there's something a little bit more to the story with Josh Kruger's murder that's not necessarily random violence, not the street view of that street.
It looked a little sketchy.
It's not to be judgmental.
And also, I googled the street address because I was looking.
I thought it occurred at a specific address, which was 2300.
The street was Wilfred or something.
It had a W in it.
But apparently, I'm told the way they report crimes is not by specific address, but by block.
So they say the 2300 block because the address at 2300 Wilfred or Wilford, whatever the street was, was a boarded-up house.
And I was like, why would this guy have been in a boarded-up house at 1.30 in the morning?
So I was just, you know, asking legit questions.
Let's see here.
LexRex1964.
Man, this is awesome.
If I heard correctly, Fannie Willis' case against Trump's commercial real estate has been 80% thrown out because the judge can't distinguish between commercial and residential real estate laws.
I don't know about that.
I'm going to have to look at that.
But right now, oh, and a thumbs up.
What do I see a thumbs up for?
Oh, I did that?
Okay.
I saw a thumbs up.
No, that wasn't my thumbs up.
Someone gave it.
So who did that?
Does everyone watching see that thumbs up in a little bubble?
Cool.
Okay.
If I heard correctly.
So let's see here.
Can't have a good relationship with police if the government is not your friend, however.
That's Rave Shaman.
Rave Shaman.
Yeah, well, you can't have a good relationship with the police when you fear that they're going to confiscate your assets, you know, frame you for crimes, etc.
Yeah, there's no question about it.
But that's why.
Good relationships with good law enforcement.
Oh, I don't want to talk about it too much because I actually want to do it during a real live stream.
I shared on our locals community a video of New Mexico DEA or Homeland Security pulling over a kid and his mother who were trafficking two kilos of heroin, 160,000 fentanyl pills.
You start watching it, it's a 28-minute body cam.
And you're like, holy crap, this is, I say, better than any movie you've ever seen because it was just incredible how this police officer picked up on what was going on, dealt with a situation which others could have easily escalated into tragedy or greater tragedy, and dealt with it amazingly.
If you haven't seen it, go to our vivabarneslaw.locals.com community and see the video.
If I may ask a question to everyone in the back, the number I see, 400 of the thing, is that the amount of people watching?
Okay, so on the green avatar.
And then on YouTube, I see one.
Okay.
And then I can't see what that red thing is.
Locals.
Okay, then there's zero.
All right, so we can see.
So everybody, if you're watching this, this is not the daily stream.
This is just testing something out, and I think it looks darn good.
Being in a cult eludes common sense.
When you're in a cult, you've supplanted your own reasoning for the cult thinking.
I like the thumbs up thing.
A bit like Twitch, except good.
Hopefully the whole screen doesn't fill up with thumbs.
Well, let's give it a try.
Everyone who's watching, 420.
Everyone give a simultaneously thumbs up.
Is there a heart?
This is a feature of, if you hold the thumbs up, it shows up in the video.
Let's see about that.
Oh, look at that.
No.
Hold on.
Oh, come on.
Can I try one thing?
I'm not going to do it.
What happens if I do a middle finger?
Let's see this.
I'm not doing a middle finger, people.
That would be very, very rude, even as a joke.
One finger?
Oh, and now someone's going to clip that and sing like I was, you know.
And what if I do three?
Okay, nothing.
How about if I do broken heart?
Okay, not working, not working.
Rock on.
What if I do this?
Hold on.
No.
Oh!
Oh, this might turn into the greatest thing ever.
Let's just keep doing this.
What if I do hang tight?
Hang ten.
Something's happening.
A wave should be washing over me right now.
Speaking of which, I was going to go to the...
I didn't bring the surfboard.
I was going to go to the beach.
I went to the beach yesterday in a storm.
Oh, my goodness.
The beach.
Okay, hold on a second.
Check this out.
Okay, see, thumbs down.
Don't do this, people.
I can probably just do one.
Okay, good.
You know what?
Oh, it is...
I say it should not recognize it because no one gives Viva the thumbs down.
Thumbs up.
We did that.
We did the hang tight.
Double thumbs up.
So, hold on.
I control this?
This is an Apple feature.
Okay, well, this is totally...
But nobody else can do this for me.
Oh, I wish.
Okay, then it would just be like...
How about if I'm Satanhorn?
Let's see.
Okay, no, I won't do that.
That's going to start rumors.
Okay, let's see here.
This is amazing.
Are there far-right gang signs?
Far-right gang signs?
Yeah, let me think here.
Far-right gang signs.
What if I do peace?
There's a far right gang, son.
There you go.
I don't know what that is, but that's pretty cool.
Because apparently peace is now far right and support.
What was the thing now?
I was just shocked that the left was supporting Canada.
The amount of bootlickers that come out when I have a tweet criticizing Trudeau.
It's amazing.
I only know it because I see the amount of muted replies that I get.
Holy crap.
Okay, so this is way cool.
It says, is...
I suck at life.
That's why I need God.
Okay.
Nobody sucks at life.
Come on, man.
That's positive thinking.
Although I do call myself a moron repeatedly.
No, this is amazing.
What if I do that?
If I do a sad emoji?
Nothing.
Okay.
If I go like this, nothing.
It's going to be a black hole.
Oh, no, nothing.
Okay, so this is very cool.
Does anybody have any questions?
Don't talk to cops.
TZ Burton.
That was the one thing I was thinking during that entire video.
I shared it on Locals.
You've got to go see it.
It's New Mexico.
I don't know if you put it in New Mexico.
It says if you're trafficking fentanyl and heroin, don't speed and smoke weed.
I don't know if that's the exact title.
If the kid in the video had just shut his mouth when he was in the cop car...
I think they would have avoided it.
He would have just gotten his ticket for going 92 and a 75. Kid was offering too much information.
For anybody who doesn't have kids or doesn't know how to identify people who are nervous, they start offering more information than they need to elect.
And you're like, okay, that's more details than I need to know.
That's a very defensive mechanism.
And the cop picked up on it.
Automated hate and narrative support on behalf of Five Eyes Government.
Something is a track.
Very interesting.
Donne never talked to cops.
And then we got, you look.
Darn good, Viva.
I'll tell you what.
I feel still a little crazy.
My hair is now getting so blonde, it's turning white.
I blame the ocean.
Okay, you don't even know the rapture is about to happen.
Okay, I'm not getting that biblical yet.
It's still before lunch.
Okay, good.
So this has been beautiful.
Five o 'clock this afternoon, Eastern Time.
I'm going to be live with Roger Stone.
If I get home fast enough, I might go live.
That judgment.
Oh, those pesky jury verdicts, you know?
And I'm a biased political hack, and I have a way of cloaking my decisions, my motivated reasoning.
Was Trump wearing a red sweater?
Yes, he was.
All right.
Oh, boy.
Okay, so that's it.
This is good.
Five o 'clock.
Roger Stone, if I can get live beforehand, I will.
Maybe go live afterwards.
What day is it today?
It's Tuesday.
Wednesday?
Something's gonna happen?
It is Tuesday today.
Okay.
And what month is it?
I still don't know what month it is because it's October.
It's October and it's like it's beautiful weather where you go in the ocean.
I miss the changing of the seasons.
Okay, so we're gonna end this blonde.
Really?
Is it blonde?
It's just gray, right?
Now it's just gray hair.
Everyone stay tuned for the Viva Deep Sea Fishing vlog.
I needed permission from the parents of the child, who we don't know who this kid was.
You'll get the joke when you see the video.
We got permission.
It's an amazing catch-and-cook video.
Okay, so now let's see if I can figure this out.
I'm going to end the stream.
I'm going to end it on 20 minutes.
We're going to do a test here.
The lag when ending the stream.
That's going to be it.
Now let's just see here.
Happy to have you as a test subject.
Jonathan, well, it's much better than...
I was going to go back to that rubber band ligation.
Too much information!
Too much information.
Yes, this is a much less painful procedure than some procedures that we've gone through in our older age.
Wish I could request your tweets, Viva.
Twitter suspended my account.
Astral Doge Plays.
Oh, I'm going to post it.
I'm going to post it to locals, so you don't even have to be a paying supporter.
I'm going to post that for the community.
I posted the entire 18-minute video, and locals should pick and snip and clip and share away.
So go to vivabarneslaw.locals.com.
You don't even have to support the members.
We're 117,000 members in the community there.
If you want to be a supporter, it's good.
I was watching Barnes last night, and it was fantastic.
It was good, good, some might even say.
What is it?
The supporters are $7 a month, $70 a year, and I'm going to publish my kids' book.
I think I'm going to go with AI-generated images because I've seen some of the ones that have been going up there with Trump riding dragons, and they're awesome.
So stay tuned for that because I think I'm going to publish that book.
Offer it as a free perk to everyone who's a supporter and offer it as a perk to everyone who becomes an annual supporter.
And it's a good book.
Louis the Lobster.
That's all I'm telling you.
What is it called?
I've copyright protected it.
My grandfather's name was Louis.
Louis the Lobster.
Okay, now we're going to end this.
We're going to see if I can end this at 20 minutes on the dot.
Who thinks I'm going to be able to do it?
Takers, one for yes, two for no.
One for yes, two for no.
Okay.
Ending stream in 7, 6. I'll see you at 5 o 'clock.