July 3, 2022 - Viva & Barnes
04:28
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| For those of you who don't know or may not have heard the news or seen my last video, Quebec has implemented a new policy where only essential stores can be open until January 11th. | |
| Only essential businesses. | |
| But even in those essential businesses, they can only sell essential items. | |
| And he's wearing a face mask. | |
| They are only allowed to sell essential items. | |
| In essential stores. | |
| That's true also. | |
| So I have to see the madness firsthand. | |
| I'm gonna go document it and I'm lucky because my wife sent me out on an errand to get burger buns. | |
| I just hope burger buns are an essential item. | |
| You want to waste money. | |
| I don't waste money? | |
| We don't waste money and we don't waste food. | |
| Don't listen to this kid. | |
| Don't listen to him. | |
| First stop, Jean Couture Pharmacy. | |
| I made this from one of my mother's bras. | |
| Oh no, I'm talking to my camera and making a joke about how I made this mask from one of my mother's old brassieres. | |
| It's not true. | |
| It's not true. | |
| Okay, we're going in. | |
| Let's see what happens here. | |
| Can you walk down the aisle? | |
| Okay, whatever. | |
| Walk down this? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, it stings. | |
| Let's see what we got here. | |
| Okay, so apparently all of this is essential. | |
| Hair color is essential. | |
| Shampoo is essential. | |
| Okay. | |
| Thus far, nothing has been blocked off. | |
| You want to get some vitamins? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay, pick one. | |
| Good. | |
| Essential. | |
| Essential vitamins. | |
| Halls are essential. | |
| These are essential. | |
| Okay, keep going. | |
| Oh, this is essential. | |
| Good, good. | |
| Don't want any lockdown surprises. | |
| That's a pregnancy test. | |
| It's essential, but we don't need one. | |
| That's a back scratcher. | |
| Apparently it's essential. | |
| Okay, we've come to our first, apparently, non-essential. | |
| They've actually closed off. | |
| This is absurdity. | |
| You can get everything there. | |
| They've closed this off. | |
| What does it say? | |
| Conformément aux nouvelles mesures du gouvernement québécois qui sont en vigueur du 25 décembre 2020 au 10 janvier, ce produit ne peut être vendu puisqu'ils sont exclus de la liste des produits essentiels à la vie courante. | |
| Pantyhose? | |
| Pantyhose? | |
| I think a lot of women would disagree with that. | |
| Toothbrush, fine. | |
| This is nuts. | |
| Okay, nuts. | |
| Here, just the English side. | |
| In keeping with the new government measures that will be in place between December 25, 2020 and January 10, 2021, these products cannot be sold as they're excluded from the list of essential products. | |
| We are temporarily discontinuing our our apologies rain check policy. | |
| We apologize for any inconveniences may cause. | |
| So apparently you can't get pantyhose and you can't get tape and you can't get socks. | |
| But you can get bubblegum. | |
| No, we are not getting bubblegum. | |
| You can get one pack of bubblegum. | |
| You can get one pack of bubblegum. | |
| Hold on, this is terrible. | |
| I'm back in the bathroom, people. | |
| Okay, let me just see here. | |
| Yes, it's a bathroom. | |
| I apologize. | |
| I've got the romantic lighting for when it gets a little darker. | |
| Hopefully it should be like this. | |
| The camera's crooked. | |
| Everybody, I'm in Florida. | |
| I'm in Florida. | |
| And focus, let me see. | |
| It might be low quality. | |
| How low quality is the video, people? | |
| Let me know. | |
| Not in focus. | |
| Let me get my phone closer to... | |
| I've got two bars on my phone. | |
| If I put the phone closer to the thing... | |
| Very bad. | |
| 480, 1996. | |
| Give me one second. | |
| Let me see if I can't figure this out. | |
| I'm gonna take a chance. | |
| I'm gonna come off my phone. |
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