Because I thought, you know, I'm going to go viral on the internet that I'm such a good friend to my brother because you're his cousin.
And, you know, I get to be such a nice guy.
And if I buy you a Lambo, that's done.
You bought Alex a Lambo.
That's boring.
So if I buy you a $5 million car, and then we'll wrap it with a picture of your face on the side.
That means.
So I'm just doing a nice thing.
We made $25 million last month.
It's only $5 million.
Doesn't matter.
Money ain't real.
So why not?
That's why we're here.
That's why we're here.
It's going to be a good day.
I'm suspicious.
Use the speed tail.
You probably don't know what these things are.
I know.
The cool thing about the speed tails, it has three seats.
When you drive, you drive in the middle.
Ah, that is very cool.
See?
That's very interesting.
So you get your two bitches either side.
Nice.
And you drive in the middle.
Yeah, I don't talk to girls, though, so.
It'll just be me, I guess, a single seat.
Yeah, it'd be you by yourself.
But otherwise, that would be a pretty cool thing to do.
It's just too long.
That's what's annoying.
Ah, but isn't it called long tail?
Speed tail.
Speed tail.
Long tail is like that.
75.
You're right, LT. Yeah, yeah.
Bentley Patour.
If you don't know what this is, of course.
I have no idea.
I think there's what, 18 of these in the world?
Yep.
It looks gorgeous.
Problem is, it's 2.5 million Euro.
A normal Bentley GT is like 200,000 Euro.
And if I pick up a girl and she goes, oh yeah, Bentley GT, not realizing it's the 2.5 million dollar patrol version, which no one knows about, I have to kick her out.
And if I push her out the car while I'm driving, it's going to be another criminal case.
Back in front of the judge.
Andrew's misogynist.
I'm not misogynist.
She didn't know what fucking car I was in.
She wasted all my money.
2.3 million extra I paid for the car.
If you know you know, this type of car Why the fuck, on a serious note, are we driving without a hair RPC?
I think I bought everything.
Like, when I was broke, like, I wish I had money to buy stuff.
And now I have so much money.
There is nothing left to buy.
I'm from a looting council.
Stephanie, me and you didn't have shit.
I know.
We were broke.
I know, but we just work every day.
We just work every day.
That's all you have to do to get in.
Literally.
Yeah, so why doesn't everyone have everything they want?
They either don't work or they pretend that they don't know what to do.
They pretend, so they're like, ah, well, no, I don't know what to do to make money.
So I'm just going to play video games because I don't know what to do.
You can tell them what they do.
I know.
No, no, no.
But that's why it's a pretend.
Because they know that they could go somewhere to figure it out.
Immediately.
They know the work's there, but they pretend that they don't know the work's there so that they don't need to work.
Everyone knows that if you want to get strong, you just go to the gym every single day.
It just loses the weights.
They know that.
Everyone knows that if you want some barn to make money on life, you just go join the Real World.
It's there.
$50 is cheap.
True.
Cheap.
They can all afford it.
They can even try it to test it out to see if it's there.
There's no risk at all.
Well, let's have a coffee and I'm going to let my cousin choose his car.
So, Andrew, this is very nice of you.
I'm a nice guy.
Yeah, but unfortunately, I don't drive anymore.
I've abandoned all driving.
You mean you don't drive anymore?
I don't drive anymore.
Remember that time we were on the Dune Bukes?
I haven't drifted in three years, baby.
Maybe I've forgotten everything.
I wasn't even sure which one was the brake or which one's the accelerator.
I've tested now.
Didn't you see that moment in time?
If you go back and watch the footage, you'll see the exact moment in time where I gave up all driving forever.
You can go chase it.
It's in Taylor Confidential.
You can look through it.
You'll see.
And you'll understand.
It actually might, you might actually not want to watch it because it might get you to stop driving.
Andrew buys his cousin a $5 million car after having a $25 million month.
Everything's going fantastic.
All of the students inside of the school are making loads of money.
We're making loads of money.
And the whole world's actually going broke, Luke.
I don't know if you've realized everyone's running out of money.
All this meme coin shit, all these people are broke.
All the celebrities are broke.
All the famous rappers and singers you think have money.
Everyone's actually poor besides us.
We're the only legitimate business people on the planet who dedicate ourselves every single day and make money.
We teach our students how to make money.
All of our students are winning.
Everybody's winning.
We've had a huge month.
I want to buy you a Bugatti.
It's going to be good for the series.
Please choose a fucking hyper car so we can do this scene and get it done and put your face on it and you can drive it around the bike.
I don't want to buy.
Andrew, I don't drive.
I don't drive.
It's who I am.
It's who I am.
Everyone knows it's who I am.
Luke, you have hundreds of millions of dollars.
You wear all these cars.
You don't buy clothes.
You don't drive cars.
What the fuck is the point?
What do you do with all your money?
I just like to work.
What do you mean?
It's about the work.
It's about the journey.
Can you choose a hyper car?
Just fucking randomly close your eyes and just point.
No.
Break my moral code.
I don't drive anymore, Andrew.
Sorry.
Sorry, take all the different things.
I don't drive.
You can afford every bag here.
I know.
So I'm actually going to expose myself now because of bringing a worthless piece of slime like you into this world and dragging you up.