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Training Hard Rounds
00:02:37
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| I do it all again. | |
| Here's traffic all over. | |
| We made $25 million last month. | |
| Please choose a fucking hyper car. | |
| Why the fuck is he here? | |
| You see white boys gonna stick together. | |
| No, no, you don't kill me, bro. | |
| I just finished training three hours. | |
| You gotta kill you. | |
| Easy. | |
| No, we'll do it easy. | |
| We'll do it. | |
| I'll do a round. | |
| We'll do a round with you two if you want. | |
| All right, we're not already. | |
| I'm not losing weight, so I must be doing all right. | |
| I'm not like getting skinny. | |
| Don't miss something, but you need the nutrients. | |
| I'm still not in three people. | |
| Marcel, he's eating once a day and he's training this hard. | |
| And he's training ridiculously hard, bro. | |
| That's what's crazy. | |
| It's not even funny. | |
| I bully him. | |
| When you're tired, you can't bully him. | |
| Well, you do this. | |
| You're like, push for no reason. | |
| You're wasting energy. | |
| You either fucking push him or don't. | |
| Or when he pushes you, the real problem is you wind up every shot. | |
| And when he's pushing you, you feel like you can't talk. | |
| Because you don't just twist. | |
| So when he's pushing you, just zip it and move. | |
| So push me. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, push me. | |
| Let him push then. | |
| Say. | |
| Like a bull, like a bull! | |
| Words don't describe how much better this is compared to clubs. | |
| Big club, guys, huh? | |
| Yeah, I don't know how they just stand there and drink in a circle and just, what are they doing? | |
| All the girls just lip-sing to the song that the DJ's playing and move their heads. | |
| We've lost the joy in our hearts. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't think we have. | |
| I've never been here, but we walked in and everyone knew exactly who you were. | |
| Like you've been here a thousand times. | |
| I promise I have. | |
| It's our number one spot. | |
| We're always here. | |
| When we were living in the Palm Villa just back in April, I've never been here. | |
| We were here three times a week. | |
| I've never been here. | |
| We did a lot of things separate. | |
| Well, we obviously don't invite him anywhere. | |
| Yeah, obviously. | |
| Why the fuck is he here? | |
| Get lost. | |
| I do it all again. | |
| I hear traffic all over. | |
| Yeah, fuck it. | |
| There's a runner back. | |
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Why We Lost the Joy
00:06:20
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| Pardon me, if I was much broker and this had actually hurt me, I'd start a webcam studio in Romania just for fun. | |
| While we were sitting around house arrest, we needed a nerd to make fun of in the house. | |
| And now that we're in Dubai, there's nerds around. | |
| You needed a nerd to make fun of, and you also needed a nerd to whoop you at SSB. | |
| And now that we don't play SSB anyway. | |
| Entire champ. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Greatest of all time. | |
| The camera says otherwise. | |
| Greatest there's ever been. | |
| The footage says otherwise. | |
| Oh, you don't record when I come out retiring and be everywhere. | |
| No. | |
| I don't know what you're talking about. | |
| Marcel, do you know what he's talking about? | |
| See how the footage is shaking right now? | |
| See how the footage is shaking right now? | |
| Shaking little hands. | |
| Steady as can be. | |
| Steady viewers at home can judge. | |
| Classy places sell gumstocks. | |
| They've done it for so bad. | |
| I saw it on the menu. | |
| But you didn't see guns in his menu. | |
| Marcel Cameron. | |
| Let's pick ass glasses. | |
| Can't see the menu. | |
| Please stop making fun of my friend, Marcel. | |
| Marcel, I got your back. | |
| Yes, you white boys gotta stick together. | |
| What are we doing here? | |
| This has gone well. | |
| Not gonna gloat, not gonna laugh, not gonna do anything. | |
| I'm being very serious, but taking you to a car dealership into buying somewhere, buy you any car you want. | |
| Any car you want. | |
| I know the other cars you have, the 675LT, the Career 4S, and the GT4RS you don't drive. | |
| So I thought maybe you need a hypercar. | |
| So this place sells hypercars. | |
| We've got Pagattis, speed tails, curtain stakes, everything. | |
| The most expensive cars money can buy. | |
| We have a $5 million budget. | |
| Anything you want. | |
| So that's why we're here. | |
| Yep. | |
| Because I thought, you know, I'm going to go viral on the internet that I'm such a good friend to my brother because you're his cousin. | |
| And, you know, I get to be such a nice guy. | |
| And if I buy you a Lambo, that's done. | |
| You bought Alex a Lambo. | |
| That's boring. | |
| So if I buy you a $5 million car, and then we'll wrap it with a picture of your face on the side. | |
| That means. | |
| So I'm just doing a nice thing. | |
| We made $25 million last month. | |
| It's only $5 million. | |
| Doesn't matter. | |
| Money ain't real. | |
| So why not? | |
| That's why we're here. | |
| That's why we're here. | |
| It's going to be a good day. | |
| I'm suspicious. | |
| Use the speed tail. | |
| You probably don't know what these things are. | |
| I know. | |
| The cool thing about the speed tails, it has three seats. | |
| When you drive, you drive in the middle. | |
| Ah, that is very cool. | |
| See? | |
| That's very interesting. | |
| So you get your two bitches either side. | |
| Nice. | |
| And you drive in the middle. | |
| Yeah, I don't talk to girls, though, so. | |
| It'll just be me, I guess, a single seat. | |
| Yeah, it'd be you by yourself. | |
| But otherwise, that would be a pretty cool thing to do. | |
| It's just too long. | |
| That's what's annoying. | |
| Ah, but isn't it called long tail? | |
| Speed tail. | |
| Speed tail. | |
| Long tail is like that. | |
| 75. | |
| You're right, LT. Yeah, yeah. | |
| Bentley Patour. | |
| If you don't know what this is, of course. | |
| I have no idea. | |
| I think there's what, 18 of these in the world? | |
| Yep. | |
| It looks gorgeous. | |
| Problem is, it's 2.5 million Euro. | |
| A normal Bentley GT is like 200,000 Euro. | |
| And if I pick up a girl and she goes, oh yeah, Bentley GT, not realizing it's the 2.5 million dollar patrol version, which no one knows about, I have to kick her out. | |
| And if I push her out the car while I'm driving, it's going to be another criminal case. | |
| Back in front of the judge. | |
| Andrew's misogynist. | |
| I'm not misogynist. | |
| She didn't know what fucking car I was in. | |
| She wasted all my money. | |
| 2.3 million extra I paid for the car. | |
| If you know you know, this type of car Why the fuck, on a serious note, are we driving without a hair RPC? | |
| I think I bought everything. | |
| Like, when I was broke, like, I wish I had money to buy stuff. | |
| And now I have so much money. | |
| There is nothing left to buy. | |
| I'm from a looting council. | |
| Stephanie, me and you didn't have shit. | |
| I know. | |
| We were broke. | |
| I know, but we just work every day. | |
| We just work every day. | |
| That's all you have to do to get in. | |
| Literally. | |
| Yeah, so why doesn't everyone have everything they want? | |
| They either don't work or they pretend that they don't know what to do. | |
| They pretend, so they're like, ah, well, no, I don't know what to do to make money. | |
| So I'm just going to play video games because I don't know what to do. | |
| You can tell them what they do. | |
| I know. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| But that's why it's a pretend. | |
| Because they know that they could go somewhere to figure it out. | |
| Immediately. | |
| They know the work's there, but they pretend that they don't know the work's there so that they don't need to work. | |
| Everyone knows that if you want to get strong, you just go to the gym every single day. | |
| It just loses the weights. | |
| They know that. | |
| Everyone knows that if you want some barn to make money on life, you just go join the Real World. | |
| It's there. | |
| $50 is cheap. | |
| True. | |
| Cheap. | |
| They can all afford it. | |
| They can even try it to test it out to see if it's there. | |
| There's no risk at all. | |
| Well, let's have a coffee and I'm going to let my cousin choose his car. | |
| So, Andrew, this is very nice of you. | |
| I'm a nice guy. | |
| Yeah, but unfortunately, I don't drive anymore. | |
| I've abandoned all driving. | |
| You mean you don't drive anymore? | |
| I don't drive anymore. | |
| Remember that time we were on the Dune Bukes? | |
| I haven't drifted in three years, baby. | |
| Maybe I've forgotten everything. | |
| I wasn't even sure which one was the brake or which one's the accelerator. | |
| I've tested now. | |
| Didn't you see that moment in time? | |
| If you go back and watch the footage, you'll see the exact moment in time where I gave up all driving forever. | |
| You can go chase it. | |
| It's in Taylor Confidential. | |
| You can look through it. | |
| You'll see. | |
| And you'll understand. | |
| It actually might, you might actually not want to watch it because it might get you to stop driving. | |
| Andrew buys his cousin a $5 million car after having a $25 million month. | |
| Everything's going fantastic. | |
| All of the students inside of the school are making loads of money. | |
| We're making loads of money. | |
| And the whole world's actually going broke, Luke. | |
| I don't know if you've realized everyone's running out of money. | |
| All this meme coin shit, all these people are broke. | |
| All the celebrities are broke. | |
| All the famous rappers and singers you think have money. | |
| Everyone's actually poor besides us. | |
| We're the only legitimate business people on the planet who dedicate ourselves every single day and make money. | |
| We teach our students how to make money. | |
| All of our students are winning. | |
| Everybody's winning. | |
| We've had a huge month. | |
| I want to buy you a Bugatti. | |
| It's going to be good for the series. | |
| Please choose a fucking hyper car so we can do this scene and get it done and put your face on it and you can drive it around the bike. | |
| I don't want to buy. | |
| Andrew, I don't drive. | |
| I don't drive. | |
| It's who I am. | |
| It's who I am. | |
| Everyone knows it's who I am. | |
| Luke, you have hundreds of millions of dollars. | |
| You wear all these cars. | |
| You don't buy clothes. | |
| You don't drive cars. | |
| What the fuck is the point? | |
| What do you do with all your money? | |
| I just like to work. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| It's about the work. | |
| It's about the journey. | |
| Can you choose a hyper car? | |
| Just fucking randomly close your eyes and just point. | |
| No. | |
| Break my moral code. | |
| I don't drive anymore, Andrew. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Sorry, take all the different things. | |
| I don't drive. | |
| You can afford every bag here. | |
| I know. | |
| So I'm actually going to expose myself now because of bringing a worthless piece of slime like you into this world and dragging you up. | |
| But it might be very nice coming from an A. | |
| I mean, I don't think I'm going to die. | |