Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Drive Part 2 | Tate Confidential Ep 326
Aired: 2025-10-20
Duration: 02:56


=== Why Filters Matter (02:56) ===

[00:00:00]  You don't have a face that looks like you have a filter on it.
[00:00:03]  That's why you put a filter on it.
[00:00:05]  To look different.
[00:00:06]  No, but don't sell the dream to others.
[00:00:10]  Don't send Andrew pictures.
[00:00:11]  I don't want to say you took filters.
[00:00:13]  Do not take photos of filters.
[00:00:15]  If I took pictures of my dick and made it three times longer, it's like, oh no, it's actually, it's almost real.
[00:00:22]  I just used a stretcher filter.
[00:00:25]  And then the girls had to look at my tiny little wiener.
[00:00:28]  Right.
[00:00:28]  And be disappointed.
[00:00:29]  That wouldn't be fair, would it?
[00:00:32]  But there's no penis stretching filter on Snatch.
[00:00:35]  Oh, you haven't got it.
[00:00:36]  Believe me, Howard.
[00:00:39]  That's what you look like.
[00:00:40]  The photons, instead of entering my eyes, enter these lenses and capture the moment with perfection.
[00:00:47]  That is what you look like.
[00:00:50]  I just saw a photo.
[00:00:51]  I was looking at the photo.
[00:00:53]  Thank you.
[00:00:54]  Could you see I was ugly?
[00:00:56]  You want me to say it again?
[00:00:58]  You're trying to call my bluff, bitch?
[00:01:01]  You look exactly like that photo and you think you're fucking ugly.
[00:01:03]  That's why I tried to put filter on it.
[00:01:06]  The fog?
[00:01:07]  What are you wearing?
[00:01:09]  Fishing robe.
[00:01:10]  As you know, with nature, it's all about the spiritual.
[00:01:14]  I have to dress like this and reach a higher plane of enlightenment to call the fish to me before I cast the rod.
[00:01:23]  It's an advanced technique.
[00:01:24]  I wouldn't expect a simpleton like you to understand it.
[00:01:26]  I actually caught some.
[00:01:27]  Yeah, you caught some fish.
[00:01:28]  Alex, hold on, you caught some fish.
[00:01:32]  I have one other one.
[00:01:34]  As you know, Tristan Tate, who works for Just Stop Oil, is also pro-animal liberation.
[00:01:40]  I don't think he's out of food, yeah?
[00:01:42]  Free Willie.
[00:01:42]  The key to catching fish is to use a rod in the lake.
[00:01:46]  Not many people know this, so I'm actually an expert on fishing.
[00:01:49]  You never catch fish outside of the water.
[00:01:51]  You have to actually go inside the water to get the fish.
[00:01:53]  And because you don't want to go in the water yourself, you get wet, you use a piece of string on a stick called a rod.
[00:01:59]  And then you reel the rod after the fish bite the bait and then you bring them aboard.
[00:02:02]  Not many people think about these things or know these things, but that's basically how I invented the way to fish.
[00:02:08]  Some people said it was quite cruel because if you tried to catch a land animal that way, imagine I wanted to kill a deer like Bambi and I had a hook with some bait and Bambi tried to eat the bait and then got snared on my hook.
[00:02:22]  And then I just dragged Bambi from the back of my pickup truck along the ground to dying.
[00:02:30]  You know, I mean, that'd be a pretty cruel thing to do, but for some reason it's allowed to happen to fish because nobody cares about fish.
[00:02:36]  So Tristan Tate of Just Stop Oil, aka the Animal Liberation Front, has come here to put a stop to your crime against fish.
[00:02:44]  How do you feel?
[00:02:45]  How many fish have you caught, Smalix?
[00:02:47]  Eight, nine.
[00:02:48]  How many are in the bucket right now?
[00:02:49]  Ah, now zero.
[00:02:50]  Loser.
[00:02:51]  Back in the future.
[00:02:52]  Loser.
[00:02:52]  Loser.
[00:02:53]  So you have zero fish.
[00:02:55]  Loser.
[00:02:55]  I'm done here.