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Final Drive Around Country
00:02:42
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| You're a fucking bitch. | |
| If you touch my fucking bench, I dare you to touch my bench. | |
| We're gonna regret that. | |
| I knew it, not you, Dodgeball. | |
| The storm is coming to an end. | |
| We've decided to go for one last drive around the country before we fly out of here. | |
| Either Bali, Turkey, or Divine. | |
| So here we are. | |
| Enjoying our fast cars for the final time before they go away for the winter. | |
| I didn't get to drive all the cars I bought this year. | |
| I bought more cars than I could possibly drive. | |
| You've been roadmen all summer. | |
| Not roadmen enough. | |
| I wanted to be roadman literally all summer. | |
| But unfortunately, there's one block to my roadmaning, which is Tristan. | |
| Doesn't like it. | |
| If you touch my fucking bench, I dare you to touch my bench. | |
| We're gonna regret that. | |
| We're gonna regret that. | |
| Anytime you want to drive, I've always said yes. | |
| Every time. | |
| But you don't enjoy it. | |
| I don't care. | |
| I enjoy life. | |
| I'm emotionally neutralized. | |
| That's not a real thing. | |
| It is. | |
| I drive in silence following you in case of a fucking freak gypsy attack. | |
| I do. | |
| I've got my cigarettes and my fucking knife on me in my car. | |
| And I follow you, waiting for someone to start shit. | |
| And his flashlights even blind. | |
| Exactly. | |
| That's why I follow. | |
| Summer's coming to an end. | |
| Did we enjoy this year? | |
| Ah, don't know how to work a Ferrari, huh? | |
| Don't know how to work your own Ferrari, huh? | |
| Well, as you know how to work that camera. | |
| I know how to work. | |
| The camera's just fine. | |
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Body Can't Fit
00:05:21
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| You know? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Because on the streets, I have no chance. | |
| And I don't know how you could eat so good. | |
| Like, out of the corners, you have better exit speed than you. | |
| And it doesn't make sense because this is all you're trying. | |
| So I really don't understand. | |
| I'm about to push it harder. | |
| I could really try and get away from you. | |
| Maybe I will now. | |
| This is a mass. | |
| Like, you cannot do anything. | |
| That's the tires are me. | |
| You're pushing it 10 out of 10. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Right, the only way to keep up with that. | |
| Trust me, this car cannot do anything faster. | |
| Like, it's not the limit. | |
| Maybe we better tires. | |
| It smells like it's on the bottom here. | |
| It's like from the tires and uh brakes. | |
| But it's fine. | |
| Maybe I'm not good. | |
| I'm fine. | |
| Thank you, Doc. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh, don't be a bitch. | |
| I'm good. | |
| Mystic Dragon. | |
| I don't need Mystic Dragon. | |
| You're a fucking faggot. | |
| You are a fucking faggot. | |
| You won't have a Mystic Dragon Caprice on? | |
| No, but thank you. | |
| You're a fucking bitch. | |
| Your whole family hates you. | |
| This is what the suppliers like this, Niger. | |
| Have a fucking bitch to the dragon. | |
| You need a Mystic Dragon. | |
| That's right. | |
| What the fuck's wrong with you? | |
| It's a broken product. | |
| There's no straw. | |
| I can't access the Caprice Sun. | |
| There's no straw. | |
| Alright. | |
| On a scale of 1 to 10, how much are you pushing it? | |
| Hey. | |
| You're at an 8? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I could have gone harder. | |
| Body can feel whenever you cross like that seven threshold. | |
| I started getting disoriented. | |
| Touching the taste until it can go. | |
| It's my soul, body. | |
| Let me feel your body. | |
| You're on the menu for tonight, sir. | |
| So, Mr. Bailey, for tonight, we have steaks. | |
| We have mashed potatoes, roasted peppers. | |
| We have some green vegetables like mushrooms, sparrows, nice. | |
| And they'll make something special just for your food. | |
| For me, just for you. | |
| Is it bread? | |
| Yeah, crazy bread. | |
| Tristan, I don't think you can beat him at seesaw. | |
| I am the seesaw champion. | |
| Yeah, whatever. | |
| You're about to see. | |
| Well, Andy saw when he lost. | |
| What do you do? | |
| I win. | |
| What do you even do? | |
| We can't drive each other to the ground. | |
| It's stupid. | |
| Wait, pull up the heaviest. | |
| I have full control over Andy. | |
| I retire the seesaw. | |
| You can't get off. | |
| I can't. | |
| Who's the winner now? | |
| It's like the Egyptian cameras. | |
| Who's the winner now? | |
| Trying to hurt. | |
| Yes, you're not going to be able to do it too. | |
| Yes. | |
| No, I don't want to play. | |
| What are you going to do when I go on the slide? | |
| Well, what are you going to do when I, Tristan Tate, go on the slide? | |
| I knew it. | |
| I knew it, Dodgeball. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm too wide for the slide. | |
| I can't fit. | |
| It's going to break. | |
| No, I can't fit. | |
| It's going to break. | |
| I'm too wide. | |
| I can't go down it. | |
| My dream has been crushed. | |
| Hey, loser. | |
| Loser. | |
| You saw. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| Chrissy's literally cooking steaks for everybody, and you're over here cooking a steak on a stick. | |
| And when I burnt $110 million. | |
| She's over here contemplating life. | |
| Cool story, huh? | |
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Isolated Over Here
00:07:10
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| I suppose. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| Everyone's over there just congregating around Christy. | |
| Everyone's children. | |
| And you're most isolated over here doing your own thing. | |
| Everyone's congregated over there and I'm over here by myself. | |
| Yes. | |
| And you thought the smart thing to do was to come over the camera and start asking me fucking questions. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm checking on your well-being. | |
| I was fine until you came. | |
| I mean, I don't know what to say. | |
| I was just jugging on you. | |
| Fuck off. | |
| This is our group dynamic. | |
| Eat the food as fast as humanly possible before everyone else gets to the table. | |
| Recruitment. | |
| You're mate. | |
| No clue. | |
| But he knows the rules. | |
| Screw him. | |
| You're mate. | |
| You're mad. | |
| Your mate. | |
| You think you enjoyed the drive today, honey? | |
| Come on right aside. | |
| It's 1,000 horsepower at night. | |
| He did tell me that driving today ruined his day. | |
| No one can catch up on Gower. | |
| Ash keeps up to my watch. | |
| Alright. | |
| Is the lamebo broken or is it breaks just over here? | |
| No, he's trying to bring over here. | |
| So that means it's fine or what? | |
| All right. | |
| I'm trying to get everyone to talk or take my interest, but you can't not talk for your own. | |
| I am not taking part in your vanity project any longer. | |
| My vanity project, trying to make an episode for you. | |
| I'm on holiday. | |
| But we don't know how to do holidays. | |
| We do. | |
| No, we don't. | |
| We're on holiday. | |
| All right. | |
| We're on holiday. | |
| Christy, thank you for the amazing food, brother. | |
| This song made $50 million. | |
| The music video built with AI. | |
| A laptop, an idea, and the right playbook. | |
| AI can now make music, mix tracks, build videos, and do the work of an entire studio in hours, not months. | |
| But here's the problem: 99% of people just play with the tools. | |
| They don't know how to turn it into cash. | |
| Inside the real world, we built the content creation plus AI campus to show you how to turn AI-generated content into an income stream. | |
| Our professors have already helped students create viral clips, monetize channels, and close deals with tens of thousands, all from AI-powered content. | |
| We give you the step-by-step how to use AI to create music and visuals that go viral. | |
| How to package it so brands, artists, and platforms pay you. | |
| How to scale it into a business that runs while you sleep. | |
| AI has already changed the music industry. | |
| The only question is: will you sit on the sidelines or will you learn how to turn the next $50 million hit into your next paycheck? | |
| Join the real world now and start making money today. | |
| So our societies have completely failed. | |
| I've been saying it for a very long time. | |
| What's one of the basic premises of society? | |
| Surely, the idea of a society, the reason we built them in the first place, the reason men died to maintain them, is so that we had a particular way of life. | |
| And the way of life in the West is that women could go around basically unabetted without having to worry about being stabbed in the neck or raped. | |
| The point of society is that a man could go to work and come home from work and in that eight hours his female hasn't been murdered or fucking ravaged. | |
| That's the whole point of society, so that women can go around and do things on their own. | |
| That's why we built it. | |
| What's the point of public transport for the public to ride on? | |
| This woman is one of the few from Ukraine who did the right thing. | |
| She's in Charlotte, North Carolina, a shithole, working in a pizza parlor, a shithole. | |
| Why is she doing that? | |
| Probably because she has a man back in Ukraine who's fighting and she doesn't want to betray him. | |
| Because you know what most women did? | |
| They ran off to Dubai or ended up a sex slave or a concubine for a millionaire. | |
| She did the right thing. | |
| Who's working in a pizza parlor trying to get the bus gets stabbed to death? | |
| The larger ramifications for this, nobody discusses. | |
| This is why nobody drinks alcohol anymore. | |
| This is why nobody goes to nightclubs. | |
| This is why there's no nightlife. | |
| How can women go outside at night in most countries in the West now? | |
| London, Paris, all of America. | |
| As soon as the sun goes down, women stay home. | |
| Andrew looks so happy to be on holiday. | |
| I don't know why I was standing there for fucking fun. | |
| So happy. | |
| You were a chipper this morning. | |
| The reason I don't like horses is because I feel like you have to be a certain type of person to do horses. | |
| And it's not country-specific. | |
| Like in England, you have the upper-class people. | |
| They used to be knights in shining armor. | |
| Now they do hunting on horses. | |
| Here in this country, it's the retarded gypsies. | |
| That's why you like them. | |
| You know? | |
| It depends on the type of person. | |
| Mongolians all do horses, as do Kazakhs and these banks. | |
| Everybody says that. | |
| But I just don't feel any business. | |
| A man from the streets on a horse. | |
| I'm from the streets, man. | |
| I really want to just get horrid. | |
| I was in such a hurry. | |
| It's just annoying. | |
| He's in such a hurry to get this over with. | |
| Holiday with Andrew. | |
| Don't wait for him always. | |
| I know you're going to try to ram me. | |
| I know it. | |
| That's why you want me in the middle. | |
| You think I try to ram you? | |
| Hold-time max speed. | |
| I already know what Tristan's trying to do. | |
| Oh, holding this camera steady. | |
| I'm going to drop it. | |
| I'm going to drop it. | |
| No, I'm going to drop it. | |
| No! | |
| Gee-ha! | |
| This is incredible! | |
| Amazing! | |
| Homo clot! | |
| Things quick, you know? | |
| Stop for the enemy, Dan. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Shit. | |
| Jesus. | |
| I know. | |
| I know you're going to try to bring me. | |
| One hand driving. | |
| Skills. | |
| Pussyclot ahead of me. | |
| Get the fuck out of there. | |
| Fucking chick. | |
| Fuck off. | |
| Beneath you up. | |
| Sorry. | |
| Alright, you got your one. | |
| Bro, when you have a snow car, you're going to be an amazing bunny. | |
| Bro, I have a fast car, and I'm a very good driver. | |
| You are a very bad driver. | |
| And you have a very big nose. | |
| Alright, the coffee site's over. | |
| Lasts about five minutes. | |
| Guarantee you, Andrew's gonna be ready to go home now. | |
| It was fun. | |
| Andrew's on holiday. | |
| Holiday means he doesn't want to talk to the camera at all. | |
| Trying to get him to talk. | |
| He doesn't want to talk. | |
| I'm going to build my own. | |
| That was 10 out of 10 fun. | |
| I'm going to build my own. | |
| Make it possible to ram people. | |
| My attempt to ram you failed because they electronically control it somehow. | |
| Yeah, you're mate. | |
| And reach a higher plane of enlightenment. | |
| So basically, I invented this. | |
| So Tristan Tate of Justin Oil, aka the animal liberation prophet. | |
| You came back alive again, but you had AIDS. | |