The Jamaican Bobsled Team | Tate Confidential Ep 324
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You're a fucking bitch if you touch my fucking bench.
I dare you to touch my bench.
I knew it, I knew it, dodgeball.
That was good.
Nobody, nobody, how we roll, how we roll.
Summer's coming to an end.
We've decided to go for one last drive around the country.
Before we fly out here.
Either Bali, Turkey, or Divine.
So here we are.
Enjoying our last cars in the final time before they go away for the winter.
I didn't get to drive all the cars I bought this year.
I want more cars than I can possibly drive.
You've been roadman all summer.
Not roadman enough.
I wanted to be roadman literally all summer.
But unfortunately there's one block to my road manning, which is Tristan.
Doesn't like it.
If you touch my fucking bed.
I dare you to touch my bench.
Anytime you want to drive, I've always said yes.
Every time.
But you don't enjoy it.
I don't care.
I enjoy life.
I'm emotionally neutral on this, that's not a real thing.
It is.
I drive in silence following you in case of a fucking freak gypsy attack.
I do.
Got my cigarettes and my fucking knife on me in my car.
And I follow you waiting for someone to start shit.
And it's flashlights you can blind.
Exactly.
That's why I follow you.
Summer's coming to an end.
Did we enjoy this year?
Ah, I don't know how to work Ferrari, huh?
Don't know how to work your own Ferrari, huh?
Well, as you know how to work that camera.
I know how it works if the camera's just fine.
Thank you.
I know how it works.
Thank you.
So each you can win that is lacking power.
You know?
Yeah.
Because like on the straits I have no chance.
And I don't know how you can eat so good.
Like out of the corners, you have better exit meeting.
And it doesn't make sense because this is all you're driving.
So I really don't understand.
I might push it harder.
I I could really try and get away from you.
Maybe I will.
This is a math.
Like you cannot do anything.
That's a tie touching.
You're pushing it ten out of ten.
Yeah.
Right, the only way you can keep up with that.
Trust me, this car cannot do anything faster.
Like it's not the limit.
Maybe we've met their tires.
It smells like it's unfap here.
It's like from the tires and uh great.
But it's fine.
I'm fine, thank you, dog.
Oh.
Well, don't be a bitch.
I'm good.
Mystic Dragon.
I don't mean that.
You're a fucking faggot.
You are a fucking faggot.
You won't have a mystic dragon caprice on.
No, but you're a fucking bitch.
Your whole family hates you.
This is whimsical as life gets, nigger.
Have a fucking physical dragon.
Give me a missing dragon.
That's right, what the fuck's wrong with you?
It's a broken product.
There's no straw.
I can't access the Capri Sun.
There's no straw.
Alright.
How much were you pushing it?
Hey, you're at an eight?
Yeah.
I better go harder.
My body can feel whenever you cross like that seven threshold.
I started getting disoriented.
Let it be, let it be, let it be go Touching and teasing me, telling me go But this time I need to feel you Body, you all know Body, just lose control Body,
body, it's my soul Body, let me feel you Body, turn the lights down low Body, too mental soul Body, body, it's my soul Body, let me feel you was aligned the grill now now So Chef Chris, what do we have on the menu for tonight, sir?
So Mr. Bailey for tonight we have space.
We have mesh potatoes, roasted peppers.
We have some weird vegetables like mushrooms, sparkless.
Nice.
And then make something special just for your food.
For me?
Yes.
Is it bread?
Yeah, crazy bread.
Tristan, I don't think you can beat him at seesaw.
I am the sea champion.
Yeah, whatever.
You're about to see.
Well, Andrew Saul or he lost.
What do you do?
I win.
What do you even do?
We first brought each other to the ground.
It's stupid.
Wait, pull up the heaviest.
I have full control over him.
I retire the seesaw.
Can't get off.
Who's the winner now?
It's like the Egyptian camels.
Who's the winner now?
Trying to hurt.
Yes, playing the game.
I'm trying to attack drives a hurt.
Yes.
No, I don't want to play.
What do you gonna do when I go on the slide?
Well what are you going to do when I twist it tape?
Go on the slide.
I knew it.
I knew it, dodgeball.
Okay, I'm too wide for the slide.
I can't fit.
It's gonna break.
No, I can't fit.
It's gonna break.
I'm too wide, I can't go down it.
My dream has been crushed.
Hey loser.
Loser.
You suck.
What are you doing?
Chrissy's literally cooking steaks for everybody and you're over here cooking a steak on a stick.
I want I burnt 110 million dollars.
Yeah.
Just over here contemplating life.
Cool story, huh?
I suppose.
What are you doing?
Everyone's over there just congregating around Christie.
Everyone's isolated over here doing your own thing.
Everyone's congregated over there and I'm over here by myself.
Yes.
And you thought the smart thing to do is to come over with a camera for asking fucking questions.
Yeah.
I'm checking on your well-being.
I was fine until you came.
I mean, I don't know what to say, I was just jagging on you.
This is our group dynamic.
The food is fast and humanly powerful before everyone else gets to the table.
You're mate.
No clue.
But he knows the rules.
You're mate.
You think he enjoyed the drive today?
It's one thousand horse an hour at night.
He did tell me that driving today ruined his day.
No, catch up my galaxy.
I have to keep up with my walk.
Is the lame ball broken or does it break just over here?
Mean it's fine or what?
*music*
I'm trying to get everyone to talk for takeoff an instrument.
I am not taking part in your vanity project any longer.
My vanity project trying to make an episode for you.
On holiday.
We don't know how to do holiday.
We do.
No, we don't.
Alright.
Run a holiday.
Christie.
Thank you for the food, brother.
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So our societies have completely failed.
I've been saying it for a very long time.
What's one of the basic premises of society?
Surely, the idea of a society, the reason we built them in the first place, the reason men died to maintain them is so that we had a particular way of life.
And the way of life in the West is that women could go around basically unabetted without having to worry about being stabbed in the neck or raped.
The point of society is that a man could go to work and come home from work and in that eight hours his female hasn't been murdered or fucking ravaged.
That's the whole point of society, so that women can go around and do things on their own.
That's why we built it.
What's the point of public transport for the public to ride on?
This woman is one of the few from Ukraine who did the right thing.
She's in Charlotte, North Carolina, a shithole, working in a pizza parlor, a shithole.
Why is she doing that?
Probably because she has a man back in Ukraine who's fighting and she doesn't want to betray him.
Because you know what most women did?
They ran off to Dubai or ended up a sex slave or a concubine for a millionaire.
She did the right thing.
She was working in a pizza partner trying to get the bus, get stabbed to death.
The larger ramifications for this, nobody discusses.
This is why nobody drinks alcohol anymore.
This is why nobody goes to nightclubs.
This is why there's no night life.
How can women go outside at night in most countries in the West now?
London, Paris, all of America.
As soon as the sun goes down, women stay home!
Andrew looks so happy to be on holiday.
I don't know why I won't stand in there for fucking fun.
So happy.
You are chipper this morning.
The reason I don't like horses is because I feel like you have to be a certain type of person to do horses.
And it's not country specific.
Like in England, you have the upper class people.
They used to be knights in shining armor, now they do hunting on horses.
Here in this country it's the retarded gypsies, that's why you like them.
You know?
It depends on the type of person.
Mongolians all do horses, as do Kazakhs and that.
But I just don't feel any business.
A man from the streets.
from the streets man Let's go.
How about standing?
I don't know.
It's just annoying.
He's in such a hurry to eat this over with.
Holiday with Andrew.
Don't wait for it now, Will.
I know you're gonna try to ram me.
That's why you want me in front of you.
I already know Tristan's trying to do holding this camera steady.
I'm gonna drop it.
I'm gonna drop it.
Oh, I'm gonna drop it.
No!
This is incredible.
Amazing!
Humbo clot.
Things quick, you know.
Stop playing to me, Dem.
Oh shit.
Shit.
Jesus.
I know.
I know you're gonna try to rain me.
One hand driving!
Skills!
Pussyclot ahead of me.
Get the fuck out of here.
Fucking chick.
Fuck off.
Ben easy one.
Hello.
Sorry.
Alright, you got your one.
Bro, when you have a slump car, you're gonna be the maze mummies.
Bro, I have a fast car and I'm uh very good driver.
You are uh very bad driver.
And you have a very big nose.
Alright, off sides over.
Last about five minutes, guarantee you Andrew's gonna be ready to go home now.
It was fun.
Andrew's on holiday.
Holiday means he doesn't want to talk to the camera at all.
Trying to get him to talk.
He doesn't want to come.
I'm gonna build my own.
That was ten out of ten fun.
I'm gonna build my own.
I'll make it possible to ram people.
My attempt to ram you failed because they electronically control it.
Yeah, you're a mice.
And reach a higher plane of enlightenment.
So basically I invented this.
So Tristan Tate of Just stop oil, aka the animal liberation front.