Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - A Night in Moscow | Tate Confidential Ep 298
Aired: 2025-05-08
Duration: 20:10


=== Dairy Queen's Raw Milk Dilemma (11:43) ===

[00:00:00]  Bing bong.
[00:00:00]  Ooh, raw milk.
[00:00:02]  No, no, I don't want to fight.
[00:00:03]  No, I'm going to do ice bath and raw milk.
[00:00:05]  I can't buy a pillow.
[00:00:08]  I don't know.
[00:00:16]  Long time no see, friends.
[00:00:18]  Oh, look who's back.
[00:00:19]  Bing bong.
[00:00:20]  The old Dairy Queen.
[00:00:25]  You've been waiting for that one.
[00:00:27]  Yeah, I have.
[00:00:28]  Yeah, I have.
[00:00:29]  I believe you.
[00:00:30]  Dairy Queen.
[00:00:31]  People on Take Confidential don't know.
[00:00:33]  They don't know?
[00:00:34]  They don't know.
[00:00:35]  They don't know that you poisoned yourself and almost died by drinking raw milk after I specifically told you not to and you argued with me for about 20 minutes about how great it was.
[00:00:42]  From Desert Cows.
[00:00:43]  You wanted the diamond watch or this watch?
[00:00:45]  Diamond watch.
[00:00:45]  That's the wrong diamond watch, though.
[00:00:47]  I didn't see another one.
[00:00:48]  Bro, don't put your watches in saunas and blues anyway.
[00:00:52]  Don't tell me what to fucking do, bro.
[00:00:54]  Alright, do it.
[00:00:54]  I encourage you.
[00:00:55]  Don't tell me what to do.
[00:00:56]  No, no, bring it.
[00:00:57]  Listen.
[00:00:57]  Yeah, bro.
[00:00:58]  No diamonds allowed in the sauna.
[00:01:01]  It'll shine too bright.
[00:01:02]  However, I refuse to turn on you when we should be making fun of Dairy Queen.
[00:01:07]  I'm instantly going to pivot back to the fact that Bailey nearly died from milk that he shouldn't have been drinking.
[00:01:12]  Ooh, raw milk.
[00:01:13]  You know what's weird about health?
[00:01:15]  Men will do anything it takes to avoid fighting.
[00:01:17]  I say to men, eat loads of steak and go fight.
[00:01:20]  I'm into raw milk and ice baths.
[00:01:22]  You'll do anything it takes to avoid getting punched in the face.
[00:01:24]  Be a man and go fight.
[00:01:25]  Be a man and go fight.
[00:01:27]  No, I don't want to fight, but I do ice baths and raw milk.
[00:01:31]  Any kind of coke bullshit, go fight.
[00:01:34]  Everything else is gay.
[00:01:35]  Everything else is gay.
[00:01:36]  So a doctor came to this house because you were completely immobilized.
[00:01:40]  And I'm not going to show his face because I told him I wouldn't, but let me play the doctor's voice now.
[00:01:43]  Here's the video I made with the doctor.
[00:01:48]  And you're a qualified doctor here in this house, here to treat Bailey.
[00:01:51]  What do you think caused this problem?
[00:01:53]  So, the most common cause of bacterial infection causing gastroenteritis, bacterial gastroenteritis is...
[00:02:03]  The larger meta point here is why is anyone doing anything besides just beating the fuck out?
[00:02:08]  The fighting's all that matters.
[00:02:09]  Everything else is gay.
[00:02:10]  Eat some steak and go boxing.
[00:02:11]  Eat some steak and go fight.
[00:02:12]  This is why at 38 I look like fucking Hercules.
[00:02:15]  All I do is smoke.
[00:02:16]  Alright, I'm officially anti-raw anything.
[00:02:18]  No more sushi.
[00:02:19]  Sushi's gay.
[00:02:20]  You gotta hit bitches raw.
[00:02:22]  Yeah.
[00:02:22]  Right?
[00:02:24]  Raw dogging only.
[00:02:26]  Let's go.
[00:02:28]  I'm gonna take a professional line dance.
[00:02:30]  When you least expect it, you're going to get served.
[00:02:34]  No, when you least expect it, I'm going to line dance at you, and it's going to get you.
[00:02:39]  Watch this space.
[00:02:40]  I'm looking for a photo.
[00:02:41]  And he goes, can you carry a pillow?
[00:02:43]  I said, yes.
[00:02:44]  So why are you carrying a pillow?
[00:02:46]  Because I bought it.
[00:02:47]  And he's like, oh, can I have a photo?
[00:02:52]  What did he expect, the answer?
[00:02:54]  I bought a pillow.
[00:02:55]  I can't buy a pillow.
[00:02:58]  What am I not allowed?
[00:03:00]  Why are you carrying a pillow?
[00:03:01]  It's a fucking bullet, nigger!
[00:03:03]  What do you want?
[00:03:04]  A pussy ass?
[00:03:06]  This is like the old days.
[00:03:08]  We're in the Escalade.
[00:03:10]  Bailey, this is back in the old days.
[00:03:12]  This is back in the old days.
[00:03:13]  I remember.
[00:03:14]  Yeah, back in the old days.
[00:03:15]  Tristan, we're back.
[00:03:16]  Back to the old days.
[00:03:17]  These are the olden days where Bailey was filming.
[00:03:20]  I'm filming Bailey film.
[00:03:22]  We're in the back of the Escalade.
[00:03:24]  This is the olden days.
[00:03:26]  No, the olden days.
[00:03:28]  Back in the day.
[00:03:28]  Way back then.
[00:03:29]  Way back when.
[00:03:30]  Where's Andrew?
[00:03:31]  That's all we need.
[00:03:31]  And then we can get our...
[00:03:32]  I'm sorry.
[00:03:34]  Luke's dropping.
[00:03:34]  Drop the phone.
[00:03:35]  But that's okay.
[00:03:36]  Luke, there's a reason.
[00:03:37]  Move forward.
[00:03:38]  Andrew, admit this is a throwback.
[00:03:39]  It is a bit.
[00:03:40]  There's no suicide hotline, unfortunately.
[00:03:41]  Is there none?
[00:03:42]  No, we don't have internet.
[00:03:44]  Ah.
[00:03:45]  Ha ha.
[00:03:46]  So that's the one shame.
[00:03:48]  So I guess I'll just have to kill myself.
[00:03:50]  Yeah.
[00:03:50]  Well, you might have to.
[00:03:51]  Tristan, don't you want to stop him?
[00:03:53]  All milk?
[00:03:54]  That will do the trick.
[00:03:55]  Can't go down that way.
[00:03:57]  Can't go down that way.
[00:03:58]  It's true.
[00:03:59]  It's true.
[00:03:59]  That'd be a very embarrassing way to go down.
[00:04:01]  In fact, if raw milk were to hurt you, that'd be very, very gay, wouldn't it?
[00:04:05]  Especially if your name were like Bulletproof something.
[00:04:08]  Yeah, if that was your nickname, your nickname started with Bulletproof, you'd think that raw milk wouldn't get you.
[00:04:13]  You'd think that you'd be fine.
[00:04:14]  Yeah, of course.
[00:04:15]  You're Bulletproof!
[00:04:16]  Yeah, I know.
[00:04:16]  Bullets can't hurt you.
[00:04:17]  Yeah, if bullets can't hurt you, how could something like raw milk that baby cows drink get you?
[00:04:23]  True.
[00:04:23]  How could that happen?
[00:04:25]  Where's La Villa back?
[00:04:26]  So we're lost.
[00:04:27]  What's the place called?
[00:04:28]  It's called Poopoo.
[00:04:30]  It's called Poopoo.
[00:04:31]  I knew you were going to get him here.
[00:04:32]  What do you mean?
[00:04:33]  Lamborghini, yeah?
[00:04:35]  Bugatti?
[00:04:35]  So I'm in the back.
[00:04:37]  You're not allowed back here.
[00:04:40]  Of all the things I want to do, sitting next to you is last on my list.
[00:04:44]  It's not.
[00:04:44]  That's why you chose this spot.
[00:04:45]  Please take us to Poo Poo.
[00:04:48]  It's not called Poo Poo.
[00:04:49]  Then I bet we get there.
[00:04:50]  Bailey, if we get there, I'll admit it, that it might be called poo poo.
[00:04:53]  Top G and a Bugatti, me and stuff is not a party, a lot of times they say she want me, Slicker than average, so she'll have to look for me.
[00:05:01]  Young and bit saucy.
[00:05:05]  Close your eyes.
[00:05:07]  I will push you off when you're not looking because I don't like you at all.
[00:05:13]  Close your eyes.
[00:05:18]  Here we go.
[00:05:19]  Poo poo.
[00:05:20]  Thanks man.
[00:05:21]  Villa Banya.
[00:05:23]  Nice!
[00:05:25]  Hello!
[00:05:31]  Search for...
[00:05:33]  Search for what?
[00:05:35]  Search for, yeah.
[00:05:37]  Okay.
[00:05:39]  Ailey, what is this?
[00:05:40]  I don't know.
[00:05:42]  This is actually the last thing I expected.
[00:05:44]  Dance, dammit.
[00:05:45]  So what do we have here?
[00:05:46]  Explain things to me.
[00:05:46]  I'm confused.
[00:05:48]  Yes.
[00:05:49]  Nice.
[00:05:50]  What's this place called?
[00:05:52]  That's what I call it.
[00:05:54]  That's what I'm doing.
[00:05:56]  The best view in Dubai.
[00:05:58]  Wait, I'm seeing that this place lives up to its name.
[00:06:00]  It's the main view of the airport.
[00:06:04]  It's Timo.
[00:06:06]  It's Timo.
[00:06:08]  Okay, what are we doing?
[00:06:10]  Never done.
[00:06:10]  I have no idea what I'm doing.
[00:06:12]  Really?
[00:06:12]  No.
[00:06:13]  Yeah?
[00:06:14]  None of us drink.
[00:06:15]  The only way to stop being Dairy Queen is for you to down all those.
[00:06:18]  You don't want to be Dairy Queen in your whole life, do you?
[00:06:19]  How many shots would I have to down to not be Dairy Queen?
[00:06:21]  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. I feel like that's actually light work.
[00:06:24]  Yeah, exactly, light work.
[00:06:25]  I think you underestimate this horse strategy.
[00:06:27]  Two more people are coming.
[00:06:28]  Am I dreaming?
[00:06:29]  Am I still under some, like, raw milk coma?
[00:06:31]  Mikey.
[00:06:32]  There's this weird Russian music playing.
[00:06:34]  Take this antidote.
[00:06:35]  I will admit that this looks better.
[00:06:36]  I did not expect this owl.
[00:06:37]  Bailey, I was sold a spa.
[00:06:39]  That's what I was sold.
[00:06:39]  See, that's what I was sold.
[00:06:40]  I was sold a spa, and I imagine, like, okay, a super luxurious spa.
[00:06:44]  Like, I was sold something about grass, and they'll use grass somehow.
[00:06:48]  I wasn't sold something different.
[00:06:49]  I was sold spa.
[00:06:50]  My life isn't complete until I learn all the lyrics to the song.
[00:06:52]  You're never gonna learn the lyrics to the song.
[00:06:54]  Ever.
[00:06:54]  Shazam this.
[00:06:56]  No.
[00:06:57]  Don't shazam it.
[00:06:58]  No one's gonna shazam it.
[00:06:59]  To make sure your life can never be complete.
[00:07:02]  And now it's done.
[00:07:06]  You're really committed to that walk.
[00:07:07]  You can't just change your commitments.
[00:07:09]  Bailey, would you like some antidote?
[00:07:10]  If you dry-scoop Fireblood and then drink all of these, you'll be better for him.
[00:07:14]  I don't think that's how that works.
[00:07:16]  That sounds horrible.
[00:07:17]  If you dry-scoop Fireblood and drink six shots of random Russian alcohol, I promise we'll stop calling you Dairy Queen.
[00:07:22]  That's your Dairy Queen.
[00:07:23]  You'd have to stop then.
[00:07:24]  Listen, Dairy Queen, there's a way out.
[00:07:26]  Don't live with that forever.
[00:07:27]  You'd get a cooler name like the Bear Man.
[00:07:29]  I don't know.
[00:07:29]  Something cooler.
[00:07:30]  Wait, guys.
[00:07:31]  He worked it out.
[00:07:31]  He's in a dream.
[00:07:32]  This is Inception.
[00:07:33]  You're in a dream, and I'm the one here who's trying to wake you up back into the real world.
[00:07:37]  I'm next to your hospital bed.
[00:07:39]  I've been sent into your dream to tell you the only way to get out is to dry scoop fire blood and drink these six shots of alcohol.
[00:07:44]  Then you'll wake up in hospital and you'll be okay.
[00:07:46]  If not, you're going to stay in this coma fever dream forever.
[00:07:50]  I've been in a coma for five days.
[00:07:52]  Exactly.
[00:07:52]  And now, all of a sudden, I'm in a Russian.
[00:07:56]  That house.
[00:07:57]  Yes, we're trying to help.
[00:07:57]  We're your friends.
[00:07:58]  We wouldn't lie to you for no reason.
[00:08:00]  You're wearing adult diapers in this bed.
[00:08:03]  Bailey, I wouldn't come down here into your subconscious to tell you this if I didn't care about you.
[00:08:07]  You should do it.
[00:08:08]  That's why it's called poo-poo, because you're in a hospital bed pooing yourself.
[00:08:11]  Yeah, you see?
[00:08:12]  It all makes sense.
[00:08:13]  The subliminal messaging is trickling in.
[00:08:15]  Where's wardrobe?
[00:08:15]  Here.
[00:08:16]  We have shorts, hats, robes, slippers, everything.
[00:08:20]  Hats?
[00:08:20]  Yeah.
[00:08:22]  You'll take three men and one girl for Dairy Queen.
[00:08:25]  Bailey, the Dairy Queen thing might stick.
[00:08:28]  It might stick.
[00:08:28]  No, it might stick.
[00:08:29]  You brought this upon me.
[00:08:31]  Yeah, but you're Dairy Queen.
[00:08:33]  That's why it happened to you.
[00:08:34]  Yeah, fair.
[00:08:34]  It happened to me.
[00:08:35]  No, that is super funny because, Luke, you are responsible for this.
[00:08:38]  But he's taking all the flack.
[00:08:40]  You were like, Bailey, I got the best raw milk ever.
[00:08:43]  Yeah, I did.
[00:08:44]  I gave him the hookup.
[00:08:44]  And you pasteurized it.
[00:08:46]  Yeah, I did pasteurize it.
[00:08:47]  And you didn't tell me.
[00:08:48]  No, I did.
[00:08:49]  I told you I pasteurized it.
[00:08:52]  But you did drink it super raw.
[00:08:53]  And it turns out raw milk.
[00:08:54]  Can actually get you sick.
[00:08:55]  It turns out.
[00:08:56]  I mean, I guess for Dairy Queen.
[00:08:59]  For me, I'm fine.
[00:09:00]  I'm built different.
[00:09:01]  I'm bulletproof.
[00:09:03]  Bulletproof Luke.
[00:09:04]  You came full of drinking a glass of milk without crying.
[00:09:10]  So I need a hat and a rope.
[00:09:11]  That's what I need.
[00:09:12]  It looks like this is what I need.
[00:09:13]  And the chains look cool with it.
[00:09:17]  Oh, Bailey, there's loads.
[00:09:18]  Remember when Tristan said, don't bring the chain, don't bring the watch?
[00:09:21]  Tristan's like, oh, no, no, it's going to heat up and the diamonds are going to fall off.
[00:09:24]  That is exactly what you said.
[00:09:26]  I will cut back to that clip.
[00:09:28]  Don't be your watches and saunas and booze anyway.
[00:09:30]  So Bailey's interested in these watches down from heat.
[00:09:37]  You're doing the wrong dance.
[00:09:38]  The correct dancers actually.
[00:09:52]  I like your outfits, guys.
[00:09:54]  No, I came here dressed like this.
[00:09:55]  Oh, okay.
[00:09:56]  Me too.
[00:09:57]  You guys like the environment, the area?
[00:10:00]  Yeah.
[00:10:01]  You're the one who showed us the Russian karaoke bar.
[00:10:06]  I think it's a great way to celebrate having fun.
[00:10:09]  It's the only place that's open until 6 a.m.
[00:10:12]  That's the real reason.
[00:10:14]  It's fun singing.
[00:10:17]  Andrew had a great voice.
[00:10:19]  You remember that one time we did a little duet together?
[00:10:24]  Guys, I hope this is a nice, chill evening.
[00:10:26]  That's what we're here for right now.
[00:10:28]  Rob, until you put a hat on, I don't listen to anything you say.
[00:10:30]  Same.
[00:10:31]  With no hat, you have no opinion.
[00:10:34]  Imagine listening to the no hat man.
[00:10:35]  We have a hat.
[00:10:38]  Imagine Bailey.
[00:10:38]  Bailey has a hat.
[00:10:39]  That's the only reason I listen to him.
[00:10:40]  Even I have the hat.
[00:10:42]  Clearly, people come to these places to get healthy.
[00:10:44]  So if you want to take your health seriously, first thing you need is a scoop of fire blood.
[00:10:48]  Okay.
[00:10:49]  So I'm going to drink fire blood.
[00:10:50]  It's going to taste like pain.
[00:10:51]  It tastes like pure pain.
[00:10:53]  People don't realize that.
[00:10:54]  It tastes horrible.
[00:10:54]  Nice marble red.
[00:10:55]  Cowboy killer.
[00:10:57]  Fire blood?
[00:10:57]  Fuck that.
[00:10:58]  You need it, bro.
[00:10:59]  Make it stronger.
[00:10:59]  Mmm.
[00:11:01]  It's not good.
[00:11:02]  It's not a good thing.
[00:11:03]  When the repowering is complete, second cigarette.
[00:11:07]  If you disagree with my health protocol...
[00:11:09]  You can fight me anytime you want.
[00:11:11]  No.
[00:11:12]  You want to fight?
[00:11:13]  I will admit he can beat me up.
[00:11:14]  So it's very hard to argue with the logic when someone can beat you up.
[00:11:18]  It's very, very hard.
[00:11:19]  What's health other than being able to beat someone else up?
[00:11:21]  I'm the bastion and pinnacle of health.
[00:11:22]  You're right.
[00:11:23]  I put on gloves 10 years retired and I beat up a bunch of active fighters.
[00:11:26]  This is why.
[00:11:27]  Marlboro Reds.
[00:11:28]  Cowboy killers.
[00:11:29]  a man of taste and distinction.

=== Taste Like Pain (07:30) ===

[00:11:43]  That was from "Mohammed".
[00:11:45]  I don't do the time.
[00:11:50]  I don't do the time.
[00:11:57]  This is where you normally drink loads.
[00:12:21]  Thank you so much.
[00:12:23]  Thank you.
[00:12:28]  is made up of days.
[00:12:29]  One year, one month, one decade.
[00:12:31]  The biggest buildings were built one brick at a time.
[00:12:34]  You need to stop getting lost.
[00:12:36]  You need to hold yourself accountable every step of the way.
[00:12:38]  That's why, in the real world, we've created an in-platform feature exactly for this.
[00:12:42]  With the daily checklist, you now have the ability to conquer your tasks with automatic organization seamlessly integrated into your student dashboard.
[00:12:50]  You can create tasks, add descriptions, complete them, and increase your power level as a result.
[00:12:55]  Stop trying to remember what you need to do You know, I like saying I told you so, but to no one as much as you, baby.
[00:13:23]  Dairy one.
[00:13:24]  You guys can go on that side.
[00:13:26]  Ah, this is the hot side.
[00:13:28]  So this is a side.
[00:13:31]  No, the whole side's hot, I'll be real.
[00:13:32]  Everything's hot.
[00:13:33]  This one looks good, I'm gonna have a heyday.
[00:13:35]  So this is one of those situations where I invite you to something and I don't expect you to actually do it and then it actually happens and then he gets a bit pee.
[00:13:45]  How are you?
[00:13:46]  Good man, how are you?
[00:13:47]  I'm good.
[00:13:48]  Dah.
[00:13:49]  Yeah, dah.
[00:13:50]  Hello.
[00:13:52]  Thank you.
[00:13:53]  I'm right, David.
[00:13:55]  What was that?
[00:13:57]  I said, how do you feel good?
[00:13:59]  I said, everything will be revealed with time.
[00:14:01]  That's what I said, yes?
[00:14:03]  I don't understand.
[00:14:05]  No, no.
[00:14:07]  He doesn't speak English.
[00:14:08]  Everything will be revealed with tongue.
[00:14:09]  Everything will be revealed with tongue.
[00:14:11]  How do you know that phrase?
[00:14:14]  In what world would you need that phrase?
[00:14:16]  For this exact moment.
[00:14:19]  I knew he was going to ask.
[00:14:21]  That's the kind of thing Russians say as an answer, though.
[00:14:24]  Like, are you going to kill me?
[00:14:25]  Everything will be revealed with tongue.
[00:14:28]  It's a very scary answer.
[00:14:29]  If someone told you that...
[00:14:31]  If a big guy like Tristan told me that, I'd be like, "Okay, am I kidnapped?
[00:14:37]  Are my organs gone?" This is the woman.
[00:14:43]  Smell it.
[00:14:44]  I'm fine.
[00:14:45]  *Sigh* *Sigh*
[00:14:52]  Only Cyrus my Goonik You're gonna thank me so much after this feels good so far actually like it I really need me to translate anything to the Russian guy tell me I My dog doesn't eat eggs.
[00:15:06]  That's not the same.
[00:15:09]  I just told him, my dog does not eat eggs.
[00:15:11]  I mean, he's in mine.
[00:15:15]  He's in mine.
[00:15:15]  Yeah.
[00:15:16]  I have a suspicion he's in mine.
[00:15:19]  I don't know.
[00:15:20]  you Yeah.
[00:15:20]  I'm sorry.
[00:15:22]  Anything else?
[00:15:25]  I took six washing lessons, bro.
[00:15:29]  I've spent the past 24 hours trying to recover from critical dehydration.
[00:15:34]  Now I'm in the sauna, sweating my balls off.
[00:15:39]  Bailey, what if I told you this is all part of the plan?
[00:15:42]  Everything will be revealed in time.
[00:15:43]  Guys, we did $5,000 worth of IV treatment to get me...
[00:15:49]  Back to normal.
[00:15:51]  The reason you think you're sweating is like a dream.
[00:15:53]  You are sweating in your dream because you're sweating in real life because you're still on the hospital bed.
[00:15:57]  You're poo-poo boy in the hospital bed.
[00:15:58]  You just need to take the six shots.
[00:16:00]  Just drink it.
[00:16:00]  It's the only way out.
[00:16:02]  Oh, yeah.
[00:16:04]  Ah, nice.
[00:16:05]  Now's the ice part.
[00:16:06]  No, not for me.
[00:16:07]  I don't want it.
[00:16:07]  Yes, do it for him.
[00:16:08]  Do it for him, please.
[00:16:09]  No, no, no, no.
[00:16:11]  No, I don't want it.
[00:16:12]  Nah, no cold.
[00:16:13]  It's so good.
[00:16:14]  It's actually not cold.
[00:16:15]  It's fine.
[00:16:16]  I highly doubt it.
[00:16:18]  It's not good.
[00:16:19]  No, no, no, no, no.
[00:16:22]  It's not good.
[00:16:23]  The heat was better.
[00:16:24]  Did you just break the heat?
[00:16:27]  I'm big.
[00:16:31]  What do you want?
[00:16:32]  I'm big.
[00:16:34]  I'm sure Russians are big too.
[00:16:37]  I'll get in.
[00:16:43]  All right, you're tall.
[00:16:45]  Yeah, I can't go all the way down.
[00:16:46]  You can't go all the way down?
[00:16:48]  I can't get my head on the wrong control.
[00:16:50]  Ah, so Bailey, admit that the GoPro died.
[00:16:52]  Say again?
[00:16:52]  Admit the GoPro died.
[00:16:54]  The GoPro died.
[00:16:54]  Yeah, it overheated.
[00:16:55]  I'm on my main cam.
[00:16:56]  The GoPro that's meant to go to the volcanoes is dead.
[00:16:59]  It did die.
[00:17:00]  So we're stronger than volcanoes.
[00:17:01]  Yes.
[00:17:03]  It seems like it.
[00:17:04]  Evidence is here.
[00:17:05]  I mean, you can bring the GoPro back if you want, and we can try again.
[00:17:08]  Thank you.
[00:17:09]  It'll quit before we do.
[00:17:10]  I'm willing to beat you.
[00:17:11]  You outlasted the GoPro.
[00:17:12]  Real niggers.
[00:17:13]  Yeah.
[00:17:14]  How is it?
[00:17:15]  You look like you're roasting in hell.
[00:17:17]  It is roasting, but it's not as bad as it was.
[00:17:19]  Because the door's open.
[00:17:19]  I know.
[00:17:20]  I know why.
[00:17:21]  I know the reason, Mr. Science Point.
[00:17:23]  I know why.
[00:17:28]  Are these hard things good for us?
[00:17:30]  Struggle brings you closer to God.
[00:17:33]  If you imagine a man who truly believes in God and finds strength from God, he suffers.
[00:17:37]  And if you imagine a man who's born with a perfect life, perfect parents, endless money, no adversity, no struggle, nothing ever goes wrong.
[00:17:43]  Doesn't need to train.
[00:17:44]  He's skinny.
[00:17:45]  Nobody ever attacks him.
[00:17:46]  That man is an evil hedonist.
[00:17:47]  He's petty.
[00:17:49]  The kind of person who will hurt those weaker than him.
[00:17:51]  Try and use his influence and power for nefarious purposes.
[00:17:55]  People who only have pleasures in their life do not experience connection with God, friend.
[00:18:00]  But all of the suffering, you see.
[00:18:01]  Suffering is what reminds you that the light is light and the dark is dark.
[00:18:06]  This is why God gives us suffering in the first place.
[00:18:09]  So many people pray for their suffering to end, not understanding that.
[00:18:12]  The suffering is the reason they're praying in the first place, so.
[00:18:14]  Is this good for us?
[00:18:15]  Well, it's been a while since you've appreciated fresh air, isn't it, friend?
[00:18:19]  It has.
[00:18:20]  It has.
[00:18:20]  I appreciate fresh air.
[00:18:21]  I would argue it is good for us.
[00:18:22]  I would argue all suffering is good for us, and God wants us to suffer to show.
[00:18:26]  That we deserve his blessings.
[00:18:28]  That's why, if you're lazy, you're never lucky.
[00:18:30]  And if you work hard and you suffer, somehow, you'll always lose.
[00:18:33]  Up!

=== Jump Into Ice Water (00:56) ===

[00:19:13]  Jump in the water.
[00:19:14]  Into the ice place, into the ice place.
[00:19:15]  Jump in the water.
[00:19:17]  Go on.
[00:19:18]  Nice, put your back.
[00:19:20]  Take out of Bailey.
[00:19:21]  Get in?
[00:19:22]  Head off.
[00:19:23]  Head off?
[00:19:24]  Yeah, dunk it.
[00:19:25]  Jump in.
[00:19:28]  Jump in the water.
[00:19:30]  Nice.
[00:19:31]  Nice work.
[00:19:33]  One butch left.
[00:19:39]  One butch left.
[00:19:41]  Lay down, lay down.
[00:19:42]  I'll go back in that torture chamber before I get back in that water.
[00:19:48]  I tried to film it, but it was unfilmable.
[00:19:49]  Tell them what happened.
[00:19:54]  Come on, Luke.
[00:19:56]  What's next?
[00:19:56]  You want to sit on the balcony and watch the sunset, faggot?
[00:19:58]  You're going to find out, nigger.
[00:20:00]  Kick you in your fucking goofy head.
[00:20:01]  Marcel, I cannot wait for you to drown in the men's room.
[00:20:04]  This is where Marcel's at.
[00:20:06]  Ultimate swimming contest.
[00:20:08]  I swallowed a fucking whole mouthful.