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Life in Luxury
00:14:07
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| You show me Dubai, then we do Europe and my book. | |
| Done. | |
| Yeah, I like that color. | |
| That's a nice color. | |
| Earlier, my car got declined at the gym. | |
| I was like, what the fuck? | |
| I actually forgot the cigars, bro. | |
| I didn't study. | |
| Literally. | |
| I bought it years ago. | |
| I haven't even been to see it. | |
| I haven't got time. | |
| I've got Jesco's I haven't seen. | |
| I've got all those cars. | |
| I haven't seen them. | |
| Never seen them. | |
| Alright, there's a few things. | |
| Some people say they like it. | |
| Some people say they don't like it. | |
| But what was your baguette? | |
| I've got something to show you now. | |
| Come on. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Because I'm pretty sure we need a Cobra edition of one of these. | |
| Okay. | |
| Sick. | |
| One of one. | |
| It's a nice colour. | |
| Yeah, I like that colour. | |
| Inspired by you, obviously. | |
| You know what? | |
| I was actually offered one of these. | |
| I can't remember. | |
| It was like seven, eight million or something, but I was on house arrest, and I was like, why the fuck would I buy a boat from house arrest? | |
| I bought another one. | |
| I bought a big boat to live on, but I had a feeling this would be a lot more fun. | |
| It's pretty fast. | |
| 63 made in the world, 63 knots, full carbon fiber, fiberglass hull. | |
| 12 capacity, two bedrooms downstairs. | |
| Mike's been on it. | |
| Mike knows it's quite a lot of fun. | |
| But yeah, we're going to put it through his paces today, and you're going to take control of it. | |
| Sick. | |
| Sick. | |
| Yeah, man. | |
| Profit. | |
| Amazing. | |
| Shall we head on down? | |
| Let's do it. | |
| I owe you a boat trip. | |
| My boat will be finished in a year. | |
| Yeah? | |
| Yeah. | |
| But it's like a steel hull. | |
| It looks like a battleship. | |
| I already watched your videos when you were saying boats, and I was like, you know what? | |
| I need to get prepared for when he's ready. | |
| Can you show me Dubai and then we do Europe in my boat? | |
| Done. | |
| Say no more. | |
| That's the deal. | |
| We've got, obviously, we've got the table set of 2B12 engines underneath that. | |
| In fact, let's show you that now. | |
| Johnny? | |
| Sir? | |
| Can we move everything off here, please? | |
| You have two people standing on this as well. | |
| Yeah, we've tested it. | |
| It's out to be as possible as possible before. | |
| The rumours started going around and my cousins are looking at everyone in their home. | |
| Bloodline over there. | |
| We've got the pet and the fatigue over there. | |
| We've got the stitching as well. | |
| There's a four in Dubai at the moment, which is the only one available for the chance. | |
| Wow, incredible. | |
| It's amazing. | |
| We've gone for these worlds. | |
| Walk Got the hood in the chicken as my bitch. | |
| I'm a mogul that make up false bitch I'm a flood on this shit like the coast I put up on my block make the dope I got work on me nigga. | |
| I got down shit Well, you can imagine. | |
| I'm from Birmingham. | |
| Have you ever been? | |
| It's nearly as bad as Luton. | |
| Nearly. | |
| Nearly as bad. | |
| Now you're able to know bin men, so you might be even. | |
| Every 10,000 people who come, 2,000 are dickheads. | |
| It's 2%. | |
| It doesn't matter. | |
| 1%, 2% of people is all it takes to fucking wreck a city. | |
| If 1% of 10 million people are thieving scumbag murderers, whole city's done. | |
| Are you generally trying to murder the Prime Minister? | |
| Yeah, I'm going to become Prime Minister of this UK. | |
| Do you want them? | |
| Yeah, 100%, but they're going to hate me while I do it. | |
| Because medicine's always bitter. | |
| They're going to hate me, but I'm going to try and fix it, yeah. | |
| You see, Ali G in the house, when he was doing it, he was doing the border control. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Only letting the big girls through. | |
| That is exactly what I'm doing. | |
| I can come up with justification for that. | |
| Yeah? | |
| Well, women integrate with society. | |
| They don't change society. | |
| They integrate. | |
| They're pregnant with a local man, and then the children are local. | |
| True or false? | |
| There he goes. | |
| Part of the British Empire by getting knocked up by Mike. | |
| Or me. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Women can go. | |
| Dudes have ideas and shit. | |
| Standing on fucking street corners. | |
| Fuck that. | |
| Oh Let's talk. | |
| What are we doing? | |
| A little Lamborghini, y 'all. | |
| From Dubai. | |
| Three months ago I was locked in my house. | |
| It's funny, isn't it? | |
| The different parallels of life. | |
| Perhaps worse than most, but certainly better than most. | |
| Go hand in hand together. | |
| There's no light without dark. | |
| I'm sitting here reflecting and contemplating how quickly things can change. | |
| And then I'm trying to self-analyze and work out if I'm actually any happier here than I was on house arrest. | |
| And truthfully... | |
| I don't know. | |
| I just want to win, you know? | |
| It's the only thing that matters is winning. | |
| Everything else is bullshit. | |
| I felt like I was winning on house arrest because I was fighting them and now I've won. | |
| What's the next battle? | |
| Money, I have money. | |
| Kids, I have kids. | |
| What's next? | |
| Who do I have to take down next? | |
| And if I keep trying to fight to win, will I eventually lose and then it all ends? | |
| It has to be a day where you go a step too far like Napoleon and then... | |
| You lose that battle against Arthur. | |
| The Great Empire Falls. | |
| Most people go on boats with bitches. | |
| I'm on a boat to contemplate life. | |
| Do I miss house arrest? | |
| Sun's nice. | |
| Lamborghini boats are also on by two or three. | |
| Or four. | |
| I'm just glad I have the choices, you know. | |
| Most people are stuck in a life and they can't change it. | |
| Andrew, go Tokyo. | |
| I can do that. | |
| Andrew, become a Shaolin monk. | |
| I can do that. | |
| Andrew, get a Lamborghini boat, live on the boat. | |
| I can do that. | |
| Andrew, focus on work. | |
| I can do that. | |
| Andrew, have the best party life ever. | |
| Be psycho. | |
| I can do that. | |
| I can do whatever I wanted. | |
| My life is an open tapestry. | |
| Most people have a certain life. | |
| They have a house. | |
| They have a car. | |
| They have a woman. | |
| They have a job. | |
| They have a circumstance. | |
| They have friends. | |
| They cannot change it. | |
| Your primary objective as a man should be to be so monumentally successful that you don't really want to do anything. | |
| When you're broke, you want to go out, and you want to do stuff, and you want to get girls, and you want Lamborghini yacht, and you want cars. | |
| You reach a stage. | |
| The sun's nice though. | |
| Here's what we got. | |
| I didn't study. | |
| Run! | |
| Go get some cigars. | |
| These are not plastic. | |
| These are metal. | |
| These must be Lamborghini forks. | |
| Yep. | |
| You're very right there. | |
| These are made in Italy. | |
| They're about 18,000 euros for a set. | |
| Wilroy and Bosch, 1810. | |
| And these plates also. | |
| Lamborghini forks, Lamborghini plates, Lamborghini boat. | |
| You know, I know you paid for the forks. | |
| I do the same thing. | |
| I buy a car and they go, the luggage set fits the boot perfectly. | |
| You got the watch as well. | |
| You got a Lamborghini watch? | |
| No. | |
| But you've got the Bugatti watch. | |
| I've got the Bugatti watch. | |
| I've got the Bugatti luggage set that fits it perfectly. | |
| I do it with every car. | |
| I buy the Aston Martin set for 10 grand or whatever. | |
| Never use it. | |
| I don't even know where it is. | |
| All you need is cigars. | |
| We need smoking. | |
| That's what we need. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Are you sure of cigars? | |
| I actually forgot the cigars, bro. | |
| You forgot cigars on the boat? | |
| I didn't study. | |
| Barron! | |
| Can you go get the boy some cigars, please? | |
| I think if you find out, if you go towards the address over there, I think there's a cigar shop. | |
| If you can just go get some cohibas please, yeah? | |
| Got it. | |
| Jump in more? | |
| Swim? | |
| No, jet skis. | |
| We're going to get the jet ski. | |
| Jump on that jet ski. | |
| Jet ski to some cigar. | |
| That's pretty nice. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's even better. | |
| Forgetting them is worth it for that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| If you bring them in 20 minutes, that would be good. | |
| Maybe actually less. | |
| Half that actually, 10. How did I forget the cigars? | |
| Found a solution. | |
| Doesn't matter. | |
| Don't buy the scion. | |
| Smoking's great for you. | |
| Smoking's good for you. | |
| Coffee's good for you. | |
| All these things they say you should avoid. | |
| Meat's good for you. | |
| It's all good. | |
| Mum, I told you I have great influences around me. | |
| Yeah, it's all good for you. | |
| Jail. | |
| Jail's great for you. | |
| Jail's great. | |
| Jail is actually great. | |
| It's good for your mind. | |
| Yeah, we did. | |
| Bring it over. | |
| Pass me there. | |
| I've got to take my watch off. | |
| I've got to take my watch off. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| It was some graft. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| There's no other way we want it for you. | |
| Thank you, bro. | |
| A Lamborghini 63 box. | |
| A humidor? | |
| No. | |
| I've used it as a humidor at all. | |
| But like I said, I don't smoke cigars. | |
| I don't even know what one of those are. | |
| What's it normally? | |
| What normally comes in here? | |
| The model comes in this. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Beautiful. | |
| Thank you very much. | |
| They're the right ones. | |
| Oh, no, they're perfect. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you, Brian. | |
| Thanks, bro. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Lamborghini, everything. | |
| Yes. | |
| Brian, can we have the cutter as well, please? | |
| And the lighter. | |
| Where's the backpack? | |
| The lighter. | |
| Thank you, sir. | |
| Were they quick enough? | |
| They were, weren't they? | |
| Me and sharks have a deal. | |
| No. | |
| I don't go near them. | |
| I've never seen a shark in my house, ever. | |
| Sharks leave me alone, so I don't want to... | |
| It's fair, I don't want to fuck up the deal. | |
| They might have to turn up my house. | |
| So you never go to the war? | |
| I've been in the war in Croatia, I've been. | |
| But swimming pools don't have sharks. | |
| So what's the difference? | |
| Would you rather go to jail for one month? | |
| But after that, you're free for the rest of the year to do whatever you want. | |
| You can go first class, private jet, drive whatever car you want. | |
| Or, you don't have to go to jail, but you have to fly economy and drive around with a small car. | |
| Bro, I'm telling you, I would rather go to jail. | |
| I would rather go to jail for six months a year, every single year, for the rest of my life and live my life than live a normal person's life. | |
| Hot hands down. | |
| The normal person is more in jail than most people in jail. | |
| Think about this, right? | |
| You're in jail, let's say. | |
| You wake up. | |
| You're with your guys. | |
| You're with your cellmates. | |
| You're tired. | |
| You sleep. | |
| Food comes. | |
| You get to train all day long. | |
| You eat your food. | |
| You go back to bed. | |
| If you're living a normal life, you're working at fucking Starbucks. | |
| Alarm goes off. | |
| You better get up. | |
| You can't lay in. | |
| You're not with your friends. | |
| You're not living with your friends. | |
| You ain't got time to train. | |
| You're at Starbucks all day. | |
| You have no money because all your money is going on rent. | |
| You're more in jail than the fucker in jail. | |
| You may as well go to jail and push up with the guys. | |
| Most people's lives suck so much. | |
| They're better off in jail. | |
| Yeah, bro, at least you just train and laugh at the guys and the alarm was like, you're tired, you sleep, you have a nap anytime you fucking want. | |
| Bro, jail's great. | |
| I'd rather go jail six months a year and then six months wild than living a normal life. | |
| We play them nights. | |
| I'm right by my side. | |
| All I see is the sea of people that round me. | |
| If they just knew what Scotty would do to jump out the stage and say I'm a friend. | |
| The real world is different to any other educational platform on the planet, and do you know why? | |
| It's because the real world is up to date. | |
| The day you are watching this video is the same day that new information and new updates were added to the real world. | |
| We have a completely custom platform, completely custom software, completely custom banking. | |
| Everything is ours because anything that was matrix controlled was used as a weapon to stop us from helping you become free. | |
| If you're looking for the most modern, up-to-date, and revolutionary financial Welcome to the real world. | |
| Andrew, it's a random Wednesday afternoon on the day. | |
| We didn't want to go off. | |
| Ah. | |
| Is life good? | |
| Show it off one more time. | |
| That's a new one. | |
| Nice. | |
| I mean, if my life's not good, then everyone else is missing. | |
| So, I guess comparatively, it's pretty good. | |
| There's a live wine. | |
| McLaren is associated with a brand that catches fire, they break down. | |
| But you're making me want to dive into the McLaren brand. | |
| I think McLaren owe you one on that one. | |
| Why so many 765s? | |
| Well, if you have seven, you're not worried about them setting on fire and breaking down. | |
| One always works. | |
| So that's the first reason. | |
| Second reason, when it comes to speed, if you have to race on a track, a McLaren 765 will beat anyone. | |
| Beats a Bugatti. | |
| Maybe a Jetsco could beat it, maybe. | |
| It'll piss on anything. | |
| It's a different level of pass. | |
| Fastest car. | |
| Hands down. | |
| Everyone talks about this and that. | |
| I have them all, I'm telling you. | |
| And what about your A12 competition Osies? | |
| Yeah, I've got comps. | |
| I've got one of Perta and three Coupes. | |
| One here, actually. | |
| I have to collect one tomorrow. | |
| But it doesn't matter. | |
| A 765 will piss on anything. | |
| Ferrari? | |
| It'll piss on anything. | |
| The only thing that can kind of keep up is an SF9. | |
| But it still pisses on the SF9. | |
| I'm telling you, it'll beat anything. | |
| What about some good jewelry cars, like Rolls-Royce? | |
| I have a Rolls. | |
| I have a... | |
| S63. | |
| What do I have? | |
| I think I have two S63s. | |
| I have an M5. | |
| I have Rolls. | |
| What else do I have? | |
| I'm driven around in an S-Class. | |
| I've got a Maybach. | |
| I've got loads of them, but I don't like driving unless I'm racing. | |
| But my favourite's your first car. | |
| Which one? | |
| The... | |
| Your brother loves it. | |
| Oh, the Lada. | |
| The Lada. | |
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Follow Me To Luxury
00:05:11
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| Fuck's sake. | |
| Everyone wants that larder, bro. | |
| Have you PPF'd it? | |
| Tristan drives it around Bucharest. | |
| He loves it. | |
| He used to pick me up from school and he used to duck down and tie my shoelaces. | |
| My brother fucking rags it around with a fat cigar. | |
| Bro, wild. | |
| That's cheap. | |
| Red larder. | |
| When you've got every car there is in the world sometimes, you know, it's the important cars, the milestone ones, you know. | |
| Perhaps, yeah, perhaps. | |
| But I'm excited for the Valhalla, the new Aston. | |
| I think that's going to be an animal. | |
| And the Tourbillon. | |
| Torbillon I've got coming. | |
| I've got the Jumeirah coming. | |
| I've tried asking Andrew many times what the spec is of the new Torbillon. | |
| That's a surprise. | |
| I can't wait for that video. | |
| I'll have a guess right now. | |
| I think it's definitely going to be an all carbon body. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm not saying nothing. | |
| I'm just listening. | |
| Gold carbon fiber. | |
| Interesting theory. | |
| We'll see. | |
| How many have they made? | |
| They're not in the media. | |
| I think they start building them. | |
| Why order three? | |
| Because they couldn't start in colours. | |
| I'm trying to sell a lot of the other Aston's now because I haven't even collected a brand new zero-kilometer. | |
| You should open up your own showroom. | |
| I was thinking to put them all in a tape center and putting a cigar bar in there and putting them all in there. | |
| But I was thinking in Dubai, does anyone really care about cars? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Maybe a bit. | |
| Not so much. | |
| I don't have to fly them here. | |
| and I thought let me do Europe. | |
| And I came back and To come to Luton. | |
| It was Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, fucking Sunday, it was clubs full. | |
| Pound a drink, nuts. | |
| It was wild, now it's just completely dead. | |
| It's back in the air. | |
| Watford used to be crazy as well, that's gone. | |
| I think they need to name a road after you in Luton. | |
| Tate Avenue. | |
| Yeah, the one that leaves the jail. | |
| You know about what goes on in the jail. | |
| My car gets declined. | |
| Earlier, my car got declined at the gym. | |
| I was like, what the fuck? | |
| My car got declined. | |
| I was like, no way. | |
| I did it again. | |
| It worked. | |
| You did a fast one last time at the Bulgari in London. | |
| You did do a fast one. | |
| You just took me on a Lambo boat. | |
| You said you went to go to the toilet and you went to pee and you came back and that was it. | |
| You just took me on a Lambo boat, please. | |
| Come on, that's the least we can do. | |
| Come on, that's the least we can do. | |
| Follow me, follow me to a place, a place where we can be free. | |
| We'll be right back. | |
| We'll be right back. | |
| Get ready, it's going to be chaos outside. | |
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Raw Milk Rituals
00:00:37
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| We'll be right back. | |
| Bing bong. | |
| Ooh, raw milk. | |
| No, no, I don't want to fight. | |
| But I do ice bath and raw milk. | |
| I can't buy a pillow. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You'll wake up in hospital and you'll be okay. | |