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April 4, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Tristan’s Dream | Tate Confidential Ep 283
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What are you doing?
This is not the type of vitamin C that you actually need.
And no, I'm not talking about the IVs.
I'm talking about the cigar in your hand.
I'm doing my health by getting two forms of vitamin C. Cigar and coffee.
Andrew, I don't think that's how this works.
You know, I haven't done this shit since Dubai.
I don't really do this shit, but they're like, do you want it?
I'm like, yeah, sure.
Give me the lethal injection.
It's fine.
Does it work?
Who cares?
Why not?
Enjoying the sunshine with my brother, you know?
But my health's already taken care of.
I've got my vitamin C from my cigar, vitamin C from my coffee.
This is lunch, of course, as we all know.
I don't get enough credit for the fact I'm nearly fucking 40. I'm no steroids at all.
Strong as a motherfucking ox.
And I never really do this.
This is probably the fourth one of these I've ever done in my life.
Does it make a difference?
Not as much as a difference as my cigars.
That's a fact.
Tristan, don't follow him down this route.
I support the IV drips, but the cigar, coffee, while you're doing it, that's too much.
It's for the health!
For the health, Bailey!
How else are you going to be fucking strong when it's just cigars and coffee?
Have you seen the color of this thing?
Mine's filled with bourbon old-fashioned.
It does look like bourbon.
That's what it's filled with.
I don't even drink.
Aren't these things supposed to be flying over?
I'm trying to get a buzz off.
Straight to the veins.
Exactly. Why don't we put coffee in there?
Yeah, maybe we should put coffee in there.
Okay, there we go.
Vitamin C number two.
I don't think this shit does anything, compared to my forms of vitamin C. Have you eaten already today?
I bet you had a fucking nice old meal, haven't you?
I've had two.
Mr. Food.
I feel great.
Ladies, Mr. Food.
Cigars and coffee is how you live.
Food's bullshit.
Food's not even real.
You wanna go on a morning walk with me tomorrow?
Morning stretching?
Your lifestyle is not efficient.
You have morning stretching, and then you do all this shit.
Wake up, pound coffee, smoke cigars, get stressed, deal with the Florida AEG's bullshit, deal with all the legal cases all around the world, make loads of money, go inside the real world, tell your students how to make loads of money, beat people online, be funny, be interesting, be famous, get a random injection of fuck knows what because it turned up at the house, continue with your life.
That's how it goes.
There's no time for wonks.
Bye bye.
I'm a condescending, I'm a condescending I'm gentle No, no, no, no.
How are you feeling?
No, Bailey, it's really great to see you.
Tristan, it's great to see you!
No, it's great to see you.
Andrew, our friend Tristan's back out.
Luke, look who it is!
Yeah, I hate both of you.
It's great to see you, Luke.
Tristan, you should still be sick.
You're supposed to be poisoned.
No, Luke, it's great to see you.
You're supposed to be poisoned, Tristan.
No, I'm running on the tenth hour of happiness.
You're not, it's been over ten hours.
That doesn't make sense.
It's five times five when you take two.
No, it's not.
So it's twenty-five hours, and we're not there yet.
I thought you studied math.
Savannah, there's one word which Andrew does not like being said around him.
That's right.
I've just learned what it is and I'm not saying it.
I don't like that word.
He doesn't like being said it twice.
He knows.
He's known since the day of his birth.
Wait, I'm confused.
I need to know the word.
Tristan, what's the word?
You should have recorded that moment.
That moment in time.
I missed what you were just saying just now.
What is the word?
It's like a forbidden word.
The word Andrew doesn't like.
The word you can't say.
There's a word that you say will pay the ultimate price with your life.
Luke, hurry, we have to go.
Wait, I'm forgetting something important.
Give me your earplugs.
I don't need earplugs.
Give me your taxpayer pouch.
No, I have my pouch.
Bailey, how do you not know what I'm forgetting?
Scissors. No.
Phone charger.
No. Bailey, how can you not know yet?
I'm surprised.
Harambe hat.
Harambe hat.
It's got to be the Harambe hat.
Excuse me, you must have seen it.
You cheated.
I'm not gonna lie, that hat's growing on me.
It's growing on everyone.
It is growing on everyone.
It's the best hat, Bailey.
Let me get a close-up.
Let me look at the Harambe hat again.
I actually really like it now.
Yeah, everyone likes it.
It's the best hat.
I remember being told to replace it.
You bought it from a random zoo.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly. So that way I know no one can ever copy me.
No one can copy my style.
I will make sure the whole world copies that.
I'm gonna put everyone in a Harambe hat.
You can't.
You can't do that.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Admit you don't know where to buy them.
Ha ha ha.
You're not allowed to say it, and there will be consequences for each time he says it.
I fucking promise you, I swear to you that you will regret saying the word.
I heard him say words, but I don't know which one he wanted.
I don't care what it takes.
So unfortunately for Take Confidential viewers, Tristan said the word twice now, risking his life.
The word twice.
The word twice.
Doesn't mean anything.
It's a type of it's a we're gonna mute this word.
No. No.
Yeah, we have to Tristan.
It's a dangerous world It's a little group of islands.
It's too dangerous north the price for what you have done You will pay the price for what you have done fucking scumbag Was it worth it?
I'm not talking to any of you It wasn't worth it Bailey.
You're a piece of shit.
I don't know why he's saying those words No, you'll give a shit, alright?
When the car's on fire, you'll give a shit.
I bet you try to stop me.
Ooh, that's hot.
Ooh, burn my finger.
What are you gonna do about it?
You're gonna fucking suck it up like the loser you are.
You are a fucking loser.
You're from an entire bloodline of fucking scum.
You, your cousins, your brothers, all of them.
You're a scumbag that can't be denied.
No one has ever come up to me, ever, considering I'm one of the most well-known people on the planet.
And I'm globally renowned and people try to talk to me all the time.
Nobody ever in recorded history has come up to me and said, your brother's not a scumbag.
Ever. Why is that?
You know what?
No one's ever said that.
Why is that?
Anyone ever come up to you and said, Tristan's not a scumbag?
I've never even heard the fucking words.
Never even fucking heard the words.
I've never heard those words before.
It's true.
Dipshit. Tristan, you are not a scumbag.
I know.
Luke, I have a super important question for you.
I'm done talking to Bailey.
Yeah, same.
Germax! It's Germax.
I think, doesn't that make you blind?
Well, it saves money on booze, for sure.
What's more, it saves money on going places, because once you're blind, you go out a lot less.
Fucking mint.
Admit you wish you had scissors.
Nah, I got it.
Anything to avoid your scissor pouch.
Alright. Tristan, admit this is all you've been talking about.
It's all you've been talking about and all you've been thinking about.
If I go to Florida, I want to eat this.
Yeah. Hasn't this been all he's been thinking about and all he's been talking about?
Basically, yeah.
Basically, it's all I hear Tristan ever say.
This and gay porn take time.
You know what he talks about on the jet?
Stone crab things.
We did.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, you did.
Double espresso and a whiskey.
And it's gotta be a double espresso and a whiskey.
And stone crab.
Stone crab and gay porn.
I remember.
Tristan, I remember.
I'm trying to memory hole this.
You can't.
This is the highlight of your life.
This is all you wanted?
Yes, it is.
We will be down.
I knew it.
Finally admits the truth.
Stone crab season is in full swing.
All the stone crab claws are fresh and delicious.
Let's dive right into that.
Large, 5.84, jumbos.
What you're looking at here is a full cluster of king crab.
One, two, three, four legs jam-packed with crab meat.
We have combination platters.
We have many different size platters.
Now I have larger combinations.
Like the Colossal Combo.
Okay, let's do that.
The Colossal 435.
Yes, sir.
And we'll do some, uh, with the steak.
Yes, sir.
And we'll do some sides as well.
And how big are those New York steaks that are coming?
This size?
Give us two, give us two of those.
And I'm gonna have the steaks, guys, sliced up.
And I'm assuming medium rare?
Yes. You wanna know something, though?
I'm hungry.
I don't give a fuck about you.
I never said you were eating anything.
I don't give a fuck about you.
No one asked if you're hungry.
I don't give a single fuck about you.
Has anyone ever come up to you and said, I give a fuck about Bailey being hungry?
No. Never.
No one's ever said to me they care whether Bailey was alive or dead.
No one's specifically said that to me.
No one's told me, you know what, I really hope Bailey lives.
Never heard that ever.
I'm going to tell my parents to call you so they can tell you how much they want you to live.
Mac and cheese I'm going to place right here.
But Jessica's five minutes.
It's a nice New York steak if I may get that knife.
Thank you.
One steak.
Thank you very much.
Let's all wait for Tristan, guys.
Yeah. Second steak.
We need to wait for Tristan.
We need to be polite and wait for Tristan.
Because we all like Tristed.
Colossal combo with five claws.
Amazing. Amazing.
Thank you.
King crab, chopped and sliced on the underbelly.
Pardon my reach guys, I got butter in my hand.
Drawn butter.
Drawn butter for the king crab.
Drawn butter for the king crab.
What's your first impression?
Tastes like crab.
It tastes like James Bond.
And Rupert compression.
I mean, is it nice?
Yes. Is it a thousand dollars worth of crab?
Yes. Does it taste good?
Yes. Do I enjoy myself?
No. What do I ever enjoy?
Nothing.
I'm not the enjoyer.
I just enjoy shit.
I don't care.
I don't fucking care.
I used to enjoy having a brother.
One time I was ever happier than the chance.
There you go.
Awesome, thank you man, appreciate it.
High five.
Take a selfie.
Smile. Alright, it's not human trafficking, okay?
Thank you man, appreciate it.
Good night guys, good night.
All his fucking talk.
Typical fucking Tristan.
Yeah, definitely.
Tristan, you did say that the whole car would burn down and then it would spread to all of Miami.
Certainly. Certainly burn down.
Yes. No, it could.
It was certainly about to burn down completely.
Yeah, he said don't do that.
Well, it seems the only thing that managed to hold back the heat was your homosexuality, and here we are.
Everything's fine.
No, it was actually my tears that managed to put out the flames.
Maybe it was his tears.
Maybe it was all the crying he did while he was saying how he was going to burn the whole car down.
He was crying loads, saying, we can't just leave it there, as we brought him to the stone crab place.
That is what happened.
I was there.
You guys were way ahead of me.
Bailey, I'm a witness.
Look. That's what happened.
The trustworthy face of the witness.
Yes. So Tristan, I think self-kill yourself.
I want the suicide line to call me back.
Why? You have Tristan here.
You can talk to him.
No, I want them to call me back.
I want to talk to someone about how I feel.
You can't want to talk to someone about anything.
No, I didn't mean that.
I suppose you just suck it up.
The fact that I can do this in my car while I'm traveling is actually very convenient.
It's very convenient that as I go from place to place from my business meeting to business meeting.
You should do it while trying to drive.
It's actually very good that as I go business meeting to business meeting, I can stay alive via help with the live chat to make sure I can conclude my business.
Because if I couldn't do this on the move, I might accidentally kill myself halfway between a business meeting.
If you do it while trying to drive, then either one of the activities...
I am sad.
I hope they respond, I don't care.
As soon as she says about Andrew Tate videos, help me.
I know, but they're not going to answer.
They are going to answer.
We're typing!
Hi, I'm really glad.
Get the fuck out of the car or I'm going home.
You know what, Tristan, if I kill myself...
Good, do it.
I want you to.
I'll blame you.
I want you to.
In fact, it's on video.
It'll be your mom.
I'm trying to film these other gingers.
Luke, the amount of times you've tried to order a ginger tea, no one has had ginger teas.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ginger teas are good.
We're clapping you for coming out of the closet.
We always knew it, but you know, it's great of you to finally do it.
The way these jokes start is Tristan asked Andrew, why are you clapping?
And then he just said, because we're proud you came out.
And then I started clapping.
And now we've all congratulated Tristan.
Now we're going to clap at each other randomly for the rest of our lives.
Yeah, that's how these scenes and jokes come about.
Alright! Done!
bad.
Time! Luke Gaynor said he's a tough guy and he doesn't need the padding.
I know.
And he doesn't!
He's a tough guy.
Are you saying Luke's punches don't hurt?
Love I hope.
Juice, oh juicy.
Wow. Strange kind of room.
Yeah.
All this money on me What makes you think we gon'watch what you do You do Love God, we cool over here, boy Eating steak, that's the sea line Yeah, we been cooking in the kitchen Kitchen, yeah Now
they wanna know again Yeah, playing on my phone again Like your old friend Remember back on MSN Boy, you better get the fuck up Out of my mentions Waste, man Now they wanna call me a change, man Master saw this all up to Satan All them words of a pagan Juice, so juicy God Yeah This range kinda looted Six Dance time Forget the PM, forget the money
Let me tell you something, still a struggle You don't know how it feel when it's like nobody no love you for your trouble treatment Nigga dem like brother, I'm a cousin Me inna the mirror, I the last part of the puzzle, yuh If you never lose a fam, no tell me nothing Never get set up inna your gang, no tell me nothing Boy,
No about wrongs and chums Feds never fling in a diva, no tell me nothing Upon the roadside, me house to sleep You never dig the street, feel up your mom, no tell me nothing Never kill her rap, no tell me nothing Never run a rim on, no tell me nothing,
no Money shoulda make me happy, it make me worse But she if me left the mat, it'll probably worse I fi watch everybody, my catty first It's hard fi no put pain in every verse If you never in a wire, you cannot tell me about no peace I know you are they cannot tell me about the streets
Missy never belong to the police free from the doctor mother people miss a bleep if you never lose a phone no tell me not never get set up in a game no tell me not boy you know about wrong so bad I'm not the problem Much better.
A million times better than he used to be.
So I guess when we spar headshots it has to be full force now.
He's a pro.
Not my practice.
So I guess it's just the only way to make it fair.
See what tricks an old man has left.
You throw your jab exactly where you're supposed to jab, but if you're not in the exact jab position, you don't jab.
But what I'm saying is, they're going to expect it less if you throw it where you're not supposed to throw it.
And also, the reason you don't do that is because you don't think you can get power, but you can if you twist the knuckle.
So like, if we're point blank like this, You'll try and hit me here, but you'll do this, and this, and I'll see it.
Whereas if I'm like on my hands in here, I'll just do this.
I'll just go here.
Jab. Just straight, straight.
You can't stop it.
So like when you have these little punches here, you just need the little rabbit punches.
Or this one.
Yeah, like the knuckle.
It's annoying.
But you load and go here, but I just get my elbow there.
So when you're here, you just need to do little ones.
And to the chest as well.
It hurts.
I need more bench press.
Yeah, bang.
And then from there, across the shoulder.
Boom. That's it.
So like, when we're in close here, instead of trying to load for big shots, you need to look for small ones.
Boom. Yeah.
Boom boom.
And then you get a big one.
I need bench press.
I think I can only throw with power with my legs.
That's my guess.
It hurts when you twist your shoulder.
I need those fast punches.
Yeah. Those fast inside...
Because bro, when you were doing Megatron, those fucking uppercuts, I can't stop those.
In the face?
Yeah. They're too confusing and they look too much like a left hook.
Yeah. They're super confusing.
And you're only guarding your head.
Imagine trying to guard your left hook.
I know.
I know.
Those ones are...
Those are a problem.
No one throws those.
No one throws them because...
No one throws them, they're carried straight.
It's just straight, no loading, as soon as you load...
No, it's just straight, straight to the point.
It's straight from nowhere, and it goes under, like, really, like, in the big, like, I have a triangle, it goes in the wide part of the triangle, up.
The whole fucking truck's full of suitcase, we're gonna go for a fucking day.
Nah. Nah.
Nah. Life is not for the weak and it's not for the lazy and it's definitely not for those who are content with mediocrity.
Life is for the warriors, the champions, the ones who are ready to push their limits and achieve greatness.
You need to understand that if you want to get to the top, you're going to need a team.
You're going to need a brotherhood.
You need people who are going to push you, challenge you, demand the absolute best from you, because that's what winners do.
They demand the best, not just from themselves, but from everybody around them.
Here inside of the real world, you're not just some lone wolf.
You're part of a team that's committed to excellence.
And that commitment is not just about you.
Because when one of you wins, you all win.
When one of you grows, you all grow.
We don't settle for less, and we don't let our brothers settle for less either.
We hold each other accountable, we support each other, and we celebrate our victories together.
A community of people who already succeeded, so they're gonna help you succeed too.
They used to tell me that I was out of shape, bro, just to calm me out.
That's what I needed, was that real world, was that solution.
Every day we log in, we have people to look for, and people need their answers, so we're there, we're helping them.
Inside the real world, there's nothing negative, it's all positive, and you just gotta put in the work.
This is about hard work, this is about discipline, this is about pushing yourself, Bring yourself and your teammates to the absolute limits of masculine excellence.
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