Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - The Road to LA | Tate Confidential Ep 278
Aired: 2025-03-19
Duration: 16:31


=== A Happy World Out Here (02:51) ===

[00:00:02]  I shoot up a school.
[00:00:03]  I'm joking.
[00:00:04]  Luke's Oreo.
[00:00:05]  Luke!
[00:00:06]  He'd be king of the world.
[00:00:07]  Lord Luke.
[00:00:08]  I'm a fucking genius.
[00:00:15]  What are we doing?
[00:00:17]  Come to the USA.
[00:00:20]  We can't go to the USA.
[00:00:22]  Why?
[00:00:23]  Two weeks ago, I was walking to my house.
[00:00:24]  I know.
[00:00:26]  My haters must hate me.
[00:00:29]  They must hate me.
[00:00:31]  I'm so fucking cool.
[00:00:33]  You know what?
[00:00:33]  I really think no one hates you, though.
[00:00:35]  Genuinely.
[00:00:36]  The haters hate me, but they're just online trolls in their life.
[00:00:38]  They don't exist.
[00:00:39]  In the real world.
[00:00:41]  It's a happy world out here.
[00:00:42]  It's a happy world out here.
[00:00:43]  Everyone's happy in the real world.
[00:00:44]  At the club, I was talking about six girls starting walks up.
[00:00:47]  Thanks to all of them from me and I just left.
[00:00:48]  I was sad.
[00:00:49]  That's why I disappeared.
[00:00:50]  Friendship's worth more.
[00:00:51]  Yeah, friendship's worth more.
[00:00:52]  Let's bury the hatchet.
[00:00:53]  Just if I'm talking to someone, just back the fuck up.
[00:00:55]  I know you're handsome and Richard and me.
[00:00:58]  Both are very true.
[00:01:08]  I'm not like you.
[00:01:09]  You're a different level.
[00:01:10]  Dude, I saw a video of you as like, "C is for Casino" or something.
[00:01:15]  Yeah, but I'm trying to stay rich now.
[00:01:17]  I already made it out.
[00:01:18]  I've done it now.
[00:01:19]  I'm done.
[00:01:19]  I still gotta get my Bugatti, bro.
[00:01:21]  That's why I'm gambling.
[00:01:22]  And then when I have Bugatti, then I'm out.
[00:01:24]  Alright, cool.
[00:01:25]  Here we go racing.
[00:01:26]  Let's go.
[00:01:31]  I love you!
[00:01:32]  Say safe!
[00:01:33]  Just school main First he
[00:01:48]  goes Next he comes This past This
[00:02:04]  past
[00:02:06]  Ladies and gentlemen, after three rounds, we've got to give the school fathers a position.
[00:02:11]  All of the free champions who are this contest.
[00:02:13]  We are out.
[00:02:23]  Sometimes you just feel tired.
[00:02:25]  You feel weak.
[00:02:27]  You feel tired.
[00:02:29]  You feel like you want to just give up.
[00:02:32]  But you got to search within you.
[00:02:34]  You got to find that inner strength.
[00:02:36]  And just pull that shit out of you.
[00:02:38]  And get that motivation to not get away.
[00:02:40]  And I'll get you when it hurts.
[00:02:41]  And I'll add you when it's broken.
[00:02:43]  Right on your feet.
[00:02:44]  So I collapse.
[00:02:45]  I'm spilling these raps.
[00:02:46]  As long as you fill them.
[00:02:47]  To the day that I drive.
[00:02:48]  You'll never say that I'm not killing them.
[00:02:50]  Cause when I am not, then I'm going to stop pinning them.

=== Motivation To Not Give Up (12:57) ===

[00:02:53]  And I am not.
[00:02:55]  How you doing, sir?
[00:03:04]  Good. Thank you.
[00:03:06]  Yeah. How you doing, sir?
[00:03:08]  Good? Thank you.
[00:03:09]  Can I lock it with the Chiyo?
[00:03:11]  With the Chiyo print?
[00:03:13]  Oh, the hat!
[00:03:17]  He needs the hat, he needs the hat.
[00:03:20]  He's the hat man.
[00:03:23]  How's that cat?
[00:03:23]  It suits you.
[00:03:25]  Can I take her on a picture?
[00:03:26]  Sure.
[00:03:27]  I'm actually Mr. Excited now.
[00:03:28]  You know the thing that's exciting me the most?
[00:03:30]  What?
[00:03:30]  The fact that the music's already too loud and annoying me and I'm about 500 meters from the club.
[00:03:35]  Nice.
[00:03:36]  Very excited.
[00:03:37]  I can't listen.
[00:03:38]  Andrew, Andrew!
[00:03:40]  Andrew! Andrew!
[00:03:47]  Andrew! Andrew!
[00:03:58]  How American is this?
[00:04:11]  Zero American.
[00:04:13]  100%.
[00:04:17]  100%.
[00:04:17]  You can't be a cowboy.
[00:04:20]  You don't have a cowboy hat.
[00:04:22]  Take your hat.
[00:04:27]  Good morning to you too.
[00:04:28]  Is that what we do now?
[00:04:29]  Good morning, Parker.
[00:04:30]  This is your kid.
[00:04:32]  So admit we're American.
[00:04:48]  Oh, we're super American.
[00:04:50]  Admit we're American.
[00:04:51]  Tiffany, Andrew, Andrew.
[00:04:53]  Yeah, there's been a few racist Twitter posts.
[00:04:57]  Me too.
[00:04:57]  I'm racist.
[00:04:59]  I don't mind.
[00:04:59]  You can say anything.
[00:05:01]  I'm super racist, though, I'm swear.
[00:05:02]  Is there anything more American than driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles and stopping at a 50s diner halfway through the desert?
[00:05:12]  I feel as American as can be right now.
[00:05:14]  I might buy a monster truck.
[00:05:16]  Might shoot up a school.
[00:05:17]  Okay, nice.
[00:05:19]  I'm joking.
[00:05:20]  A.G. of Florida, I'm joking.
[00:05:23]  And A.G. of California.
[00:05:25]  But yeah, I feel American.
[00:05:26]  What else can I do that's American?
[00:05:27]  Me jerking.
[00:05:29]  Drone strikes?
[00:05:31]  Who should we drone strike?
[00:05:32]  Luke, your cousin?
[00:05:33]  Luke, admit you're sick.
[00:05:35]  Luke's dying.
[00:05:36]  Luke, admit you couldn't live in a volcano.
[00:05:38]  It's just too hot.
[00:05:39]  Do you admit it?
[00:05:41]  That's true.
[00:05:41]  He admits it.
[00:05:42]  You know why this has happened?
[00:05:44]  The Oreo!
[00:05:45]  Luke's Oreo!
[00:05:47]  Luke!
[00:05:47]  You ate the Oreo, and now you're sick!
[00:05:50]  I told you it would've been a completely different reality if only you weren't so gluttonous and greedy.
[00:05:55]  If he could control himself in front of a fucking pack of cookies, instead of having a complete loss of all cognitive function, like a child, he'd be living in a completely different world right now.
[00:06:08]  He'd be king of the world.
[00:06:09]  He'd be king of the world.
[00:06:10]  All the nations would've united under Lord Luke.
[00:06:14]  Instead, he's sitting outside a diner, dying of a cold.
[00:06:17]  Because he couldn't fucking help himself and he ate the Oreo.
[00:06:20]  Look, eat peppery beef jerky.
[00:06:22]  What'd you get?
[00:06:25]  You got some beef jerky?
[00:06:26]  I'm gonna have beef jerky when I'm about to have the greatest food on planet Earth.
[00:06:30]  Those are in fucking America.
[00:06:31]  Beef jerky and Slim Jims.
[00:06:33]  That is pretty American, not gonna lie.
[00:06:35]  That damn right, Lou.
[00:06:36]  You ain't nothing more to have a dog, I've been crying all the time.
[00:06:42]  Well, you ain't never going to rap it and you ain't no friend of mine.
[00:06:47]  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
[00:07:04]  oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[00:07:04]  Well, they said you was high and clanged.
[00:07:06]  Well, that was too high.
[00:07:10]  We're going to want something American.
[00:07:11]  What's American?
[00:07:12]  A cheeseburger?
[00:07:13]  A milkshake or a cheeseburger?
[00:07:14]  Whatever it is, I order it.
[00:07:16]  It has to be American.
[00:07:17]  Does it get more American than a burger and fries?
[00:07:20]  Good question.
[00:07:22]  Huh?
[00:07:22]  Good question.
[00:07:25]  I think we have seven.
[00:07:27]  Yeah, we have two more.
[00:07:28]  What are you doing?
[00:07:29]  Thank you.
[00:07:30]  Thank you.
[00:07:32]  Are they sitting down?
[00:07:33]  A King Kong Monster Burger.
[00:07:36]  Half a pound.
[00:07:38]  It goes well, please.
[00:07:40]  Okay. Thank you.
[00:07:42]  Quit copying.
[00:07:44]  I want to copy you.
[00:07:48]  Why would I want to be like you ever one day in my life?
[00:07:52]  I wouldn't poison you just to get good content laughing at you while you're poisoned.
[00:07:59]  I'd never do that.
[00:08:04]  Give yourself a double thumbs up and a pat on the back.
[00:08:08]  That will cheer you up.
[00:08:10]  Do you feel better?
[00:08:12]  Are you sure?
[00:08:13]  You look like you feel better.
[00:08:15]  Thank you.
[00:08:21]  Cheers, fellas.
[00:08:22]  To Luke's health.
[00:08:24]  Oh, cheers.
[00:08:30]  This place must cringe.
[00:08:35]  Worked it out fast.
[00:08:36]  See, I'm a fucking genius.
[00:08:38]  I trust you.
[00:08:40]  Who is?
[00:08:41]  I'll order mine.
[00:08:42]  Just admit, I ordered the very thing.
[00:08:43]  I admit.
[00:08:44]  So you admit it?
[00:08:45]  Sure.
[00:08:46]  You admit it, yeah?
[00:08:47]  Yeah.
[00:08:48]  Because I'm not scared of you.
[00:08:49]  I don't want a whole lot of it.
[00:08:51]  You're not a tough guy.
[00:08:54]  There's no salt on your crackers, sir.
[00:08:56]  There is no salt on your cracker.
[00:09:01]  I admit it.
[00:09:02]  I admit it.
[00:09:02]  You're the greatest.
[00:09:02]  There's no salt on my cracker.
[00:09:04]  Got him.
[00:09:06]  We'll climb the sinker.
[00:09:11]  What do you want?
[00:09:12]  No.
[00:09:15]  It's diabetic poison in a glass.
[00:09:17]  And this morning, when I said, you want breakfast, blah, blah, blah, he said, I'm not going to eat any sugar today because sugar is going to make me feel sick.
[00:09:22]  That's what he said to me.
[00:09:23]  You know why I didn't mind?
[00:09:29]  It's like when women accuse men of being, "Oh, you're in charge of everything."
[00:09:34]  We're perfectly fine, thank you.
[00:09:37]  Tell me what would make Luke feel better.
[00:09:39]  You know what would make you feel better, Luke?
[00:09:42]  Tricking a pint and a straight vodka and then going out and sitting in the desert sun for 13 hours.
[00:09:45]  You know what would make you feel better?
[00:09:46]  Driving straight back to Vegas, taking all the money you have and spinning it at the casino wheels.
[00:09:50]  Transport your mind to a future reality where your body's not sick anymore and exists inside of that reality and you have a brand new consciousness where you don't go to sleep.
[00:09:57]  Easy.
[00:09:58]  That's it.
[00:10:00]  In a week you're not going to be sick, so just forward your brain.
[00:10:03]  Fast forward like a cassette player.
[00:10:05]  Blink through the space-time continuum.
[00:10:07]  Blink enough times.
[00:10:07]  Even a week from now.
[00:10:09]  So just forward your brain up.
[00:10:10]  You're fine.
[00:10:11]  You know what actually makes you feel better?
[00:10:12]  I'm not joking.
[00:10:13]  If you drank this whole thing of Tabasco, that would definitely cure you.
[00:10:16]  Can you admit if I was sick like you, I'd do that.
[00:10:19]  Andrew, admit it.
[00:10:20]  Probably do it.
[00:10:21]  I would do it.
[00:10:22]  If you drank all this Tabasco, it would make you feel better.
[00:10:25]  I guarantee it.
[00:10:26]  Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[00:10:40]  How long before Tristan asked me for a deep-fried pickle?
[00:10:42]  I would like a deep-fried pickle, please.
[00:10:46]  That was pretty instant.
[00:10:48]  I've made the best choices so far.
[00:10:50]  I admit that I would like a deep-fried pickle, yes.
[00:10:54]  I'm not sure about the root beer float, but I completely admit that I need a deep-fried pickle in my life.
[00:11:00]  You know what, old buddy?
[00:11:04]  Sure.
[00:11:06]  I'll even give you some dipping sauce.
[00:11:08]  Thank you.
[00:11:10]  Did you do that because you don't like them?
[00:11:13]  I did it because I felt sorry for you.
[00:11:16]  Because I've never seen such a tiny little man living such a pathetic existence.
[00:11:22]  That's why I gave you that.
[00:11:25]  Okay?
[00:11:28]  I knew this.
[00:11:29]  My self-esteem was at an all-time fun.
[00:11:39]  This will cure gluten.
[00:11:42]  Luke, the acidity of the pickle kills germs.
[00:11:51]  Who ordered those?
[00:11:55]  Everything I've ordered so far, he's eaten.
[00:11:57]  He's refusing to admit I've made the best order.
[00:11:59]  I ordered them.
[00:12:02]  Give me what I mean.
[00:12:03]  I can't do that.
[00:12:15]  We've come to the crushing realization that cousins are just scams.
[00:12:19]  There's no such thing as a cousin.
[00:12:20]  It's just something your parents, siblings, children do to hang out with you.
[00:12:24]  They made up the word.
[00:12:26]  Running a scam.
[00:12:27]  Luke, is that true?
[00:12:29]  Scammed his way in using that old line.
[00:12:31]  Gave it a title like it matters.
[00:12:33]  called himself my cousin.
[00:12:41]  That was so shitty!
[00:12:45]  I wish we could recreate that.
[00:12:47]  Why are you laughing?
[00:12:48]  That was so bad.
[00:12:50]  Luke is tired of your bullshit.
[00:12:52]  Bullshit?
[00:12:53]  That was a good one.
[00:12:55]  You may laugh at one of my jokes like that in a couple days.
[00:12:58]  And I repeat.
[00:13:00]  Luke, a curly fry will make you feel better, because F stands for Feel Better Luke.
[00:13:07]  Yeah, fries begin with F, and F stands for Feel Better Luke.
[00:13:10]  You should really eat an onion ring.
[00:13:14]  Because onion begins with O, which we all know stands for, oh, why won't you feel better Luke?
[00:13:25]  Cheese will make you feel better.
[00:13:27]  Because cheese begins with CH.
[00:13:30]  And as we know, that stands for Cheer up and feel better, Luke.
[00:13:35]  You should drink some water.
[00:13:37]  Water begins with a W. And as we all know, W stands for Won't you please feel better, Luke.
[00:13:45]  Luke, you should really drink a milkshake.
[00:13:47]  Milkshake begins with M and as we know M stands for make sure you feel better soon Luke Yeah
[00:14:05]  And T stands for tired of seeing you feel sorry for yourself, Luke.
[00:14:10]  Luke, you should look that way.
[00:14:12]  Bailey's pointing a camera at you.
[00:14:14]  And as you know, camera begins with a C. And C stands for Can't She Just Cheer Up and Feel Better Luke?
[00:15:07]  plays*
[00:15:19]  I'm gonna challenge you.
[00:15:20]  It's all in my own.
[00:15:23]  Eat a fucking Skittle, you cunt!
[00:15:26]  I'll never talk to you again for the rest of my life!
[00:15:28]  I ate everybody white!
[00:15:30]  Living like this isn't an accident.
[00:15:32]  The private booths at UFC, surrounded by champions.
[00:15:34]  The best tables at the most exclusive clubs.
[00:15:37]  The freedom to wake up one day in Dubai and end the night in Beverly Hills.
[00:15:40]  This life is built, earned, One.
[00:15:42]  But most people, they just watch.
[00:15:44]  They watch from the cheap seats while the real players sit cage-side.
[00:15:47]  They walk past luxury hotels while others check in without thinking twice.

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