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Jan. 9, 2025 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Carbon Boss Returns | Tate Confidential Ep 269
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*Music* Boys, I've found a life hack.
Life hack?
You heard me.
Life hack.
You're always bragging about how fire blood hurts your stomach when you take it.
And so I found the ultimate solution.
Fire blood smoothie.
What the fuck is this?
What is a fire blood smoothie?
It is raw eggs, salt, lots of yogurt, berries and bananas, and loads and loads and loads of honey.
When you add the honey, you practically can't taste the fire blood.
Total life hack.
Now it's not going to hurt your stomachs, and now it tastes super duper good.
I know you love it.
Look, I know you love it.
You know...
I think I prefer the original smoothie.
You know the original smoothies we used to make?
The original one that isn't smooth.
It's just dusty.
Yeah, the one that's not made by a faggot homosexual who's crying his eyes out about how it tastes.
You know?
The original smoothie.
It's called Fireblood and Saliva.
You ever tried that?
You ever tried the original OG smoothie?
It's not good.
Why not?
It's just not.
It tastes like...
You know how it tastes.
It tastes horrible.
It's less calories with the same nutritional benefit.
Some would argue it even tastes better.
Fireblood and saliva.
You never tried it?
It's the real smoothie for real men.
Much better belly smoothie.
Mmmmm.
Mmmmm.
Delicious.
Wash it down with a nice healthy cigarette.
And you know what?
The best thing about it is, when you've finished consuming the original OG Fireblood Smoothie, you're not tempted to have sex with men.
Yeah, because if I had enough of those smoothies, you know, the idea of men in booty shorts seems appealing.
Yeah, there's something about the kind of person who would think this is necessary that would definitely be considering spending a lot of time with other men in a male strip club.
Something strange.
I don't know.
It seems coming.
Yeah.
You know?
Whereas this is 100% heterosexual.
Yeah.
Tastes absolutely horrible.
You know like when you kiss girls and you taste a whiskey and cigars?
That's the least of your problems after my fire blood smoothie.
I taste like fire blood.
Oh no, I taste like Celtic salt and bananas.
You fucking gay.
- Gay. - Are you Christmas shopping?
Yeah, because I have two Ferrari SF90s, and then the SF90XX came out, but I already had two SF90s, so I was deciding if I get the XX, but then I bought two McLaren W1s, which came out.
People who understand cars understand these are all V8 hybrids.
The W1s are three million each.
I bought two from McLaren, because 765 is obviously my favorite car.
I have seven of those, but I was deciding on the XXs.
And then the Aston Martin Valhalla's come out.
So I'm thinking if I buy three of these, one for the Dubai collection, one for the European collection, and one to drive, then I don't need the XX. So I'd actually probably be quite a smart financial decision to spec and order three Aston Martin Valhalla's today.
Andrew, no one needs three.
One I can get down with two, one for you, one for Tristan, and no one needs three.
No, I have a collection in Europe of cars never driven, and I have a collection in Dubai of cars never driven, and then I have one I'm going to drive with.
So I have to spec three now.
Which is quite annoying, it's a very busy day.
I have to get it done.
And then I probably won't get the SF9EXX, because I have two SF9s.
Then I have, from the hybrid V8 supercars, I'll have two SF9Es, I'll have three Valhalas, I'll have two W1s, and then obviously the other hybrids I have coming are the two Jamiro's I've ordered from Kernanzec.
And then that's all my hybrids.
Electric cars, I have the Rimac and the Rimac R. Navara, Navara R, both of those.
And then when it gets to the normal engine cars...
Which are not hybrid.
I have the Bugatti, I have the Jesco, and everything else.
Ah, Revoluto, I also have, which is a hybrid.
So I also got the Revoluto, and I've got two of the new Bugattis coming, which are hybrid also.
So everything is moving to hybrid eventually.
But I think that, I mean, I haven't bought many Aston Martins recently.
What did I buy this year?
I bought the new Vantage, I bought the V12 Vantage, the old shape, I bought the DBS 770, I bought the DB12, I bought the Vanquish.
So I've only bought five Astons this year.
So by adding three more, eight Astons a year, it's about normal.
I think you should give one to Rory for Christmas.
So he can crash it.
How many Astons do I have?
I have the Vanquish S that the cops took.
I have the DBS that the cops took.
Then I have the DBS 770, which I ordered.
The V12 Vantage.
They've come.
We did the video where they turned up here.
Then I've got the DB12 I've never even seen.
The new Vantage I've never even seen.
The new Vanquish I've never even seen.
I've never even seen any of them.
Three more of these.
Do I have, how many Astons do I have total?
15?
This is what I mean.
I have 15 Porsches, I have 8 Lambos, I have 16 Raris, and Aston's actually my favorite brand, so I should have a lot more.
I should have at least double.
So we're gonna get three of these today, and if I can come up with more specs I like, like if I come up with five or six cool different specs, maybe I'll get five or six.
Rory!
Andrew's Christmas shopping for you.
Andrew's Christmas shopping for you.
He's getting you a new Aston Martin.
That's not true.
It is true.
Look, he's specking it right now.
I promise it's not for you.
Is this the new?
You've got another one?
I'm ordering three today.
Three?
Why?
I thought you told me- It's a long story, but you know, a man's got to do what a man's got to do and it's just- Bro, you told me you'd had enough of cars.
D-car took two lots of cars and you're still ordering cars, bro.
Can I buy them faster than DCOT can take them?
I think I can.
So that's the game now.
I think so.
To out-seize them.
They have to do all this paperwork to seize my stuff and I can buy more.
It's going to be two-tone red with gold.
How much for the three of them?
About 1.2 each.
1.2 each?
3.6 on Aspen today.
3.6 on three Aspins.
Three Aspins today, but they're all identically the same.
One for the Dubai collection, one for the European collection, one to drive.
And if I buy these three, I probably won't buy an SFX90. SF90XX. Because I have two SF90s and they bought the XX out.
But I already have two SF90s and I look at the track times.
It's really not that different.
And I don't need a harder version of the SF90s fast enough.
So I've got two SF90s.
I'll skip the SF90XX. I'll get three of these.
And then the only hybrid cars I have are the new Bugattis, the Jamiro's, the new Revoluto Lambo.
Three of these.
I forgot some.
If you can't even count, you've got enough.
Ah, it's there and W1s.
I've got two W1s.
Two of them.
Two.
Two.
Two W1s.
So how much is that?
They're about three mil each.
No, but collectively, with this latest spree that you're doing...
Do you not think you're going to spend it on better things than you?
I won't.
Bitcoin.
Bitcoiners...
Listen.
Bitcoiners are trying to get rich.
I'm already rich.
So I buy Bitcoin to stay rich.
I don't have to get rich from Bitcoin.
And I'm not going to be one of those dorks who's like, I've got Bitcoin, driving a Toyota, thinking that makes me cool.
There are men out there who drive a Toyota and talk about the fact they have a Bitcoin and they expect, I don't know, a blowjob, but it's not going to happen.
You need a Ford F-150.
What, truck?
Yeah.
You need a pickup truck.
He just needs a pickup truck.
I don't think I could never, ever see Andrew driving a pickup truck, ever.
I'm going to buy him a pickup truck.
I think he would be the most bored man in the world.
I'm on house arrest for human trafficking.
So where are you driving these?
When?
Because they're just going to sit there like the others.
Bro, I got bitches that don't fuck.
I ain't got time to fuck them all.
I just got them.
You know?
Bro.
Admit that's a bad boy win.
What's the horsepower thing?
Ridiculous.
Bro, it's not even listed on the website.
It's just a spaceship, bro.
And that's the best one you can get.
There's no better Aston Martin you can get.
I love the Valhalla anyway, but the spec is just everything.
It looks so good that I should sell all my other Astons because I'm never going to drive them.
But I don't believe in selling cars.
Everything else is carbon.
Carbon tub, carbon everything.
Animal.
F-150.
Get fucked.
That's surely a hypercarver.
Yeah.
It's ridiculously quick.
On a track, it will piss on the Bugatti.
Bugatti isn't the best round track.
Okay, McLaren are asked in one.
I was about to ask that same question.
765 is my favorite car.
The W1, I think, is going to be unbeatable.
This is what I mean.
I know you're too...
The W1 is going to be unbeatable, but we're going to test the W1 against the Valhalla and see.
Bro, that's the thing.
It's hybrid.
It's good for the environment.
How much more powerful is the W1 to the 765?
Oh, double?
W1 is like 1,300, 1,400 horsepower, 765, 765 horsepower.
I'm already nervous.
Just thinking about the car review, I'm going to have to film with you riding shock.
Well, yeah, the W1 is 1,500 horsepower rear-wheel drive only.
At least this is four-wheel drive.
That's 1,500 horses to the back wheels only.
This is four-wheel?
This is four-wheel drive.
I can't imagine your lifespan is going to be much longer if you...
Bruv, no, I'll be honest, right?
I trust you 100% driving, right?
I've been in passenger seats with you.
I've been absolutely having it in that 765. Remember when COVID was on and we just raced around the streets and the policeman was throwing shit in the air to try to stop us and stuff?
Right.
That was insane.
And I was scared, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to act big.
I was scared.
So I don't know what the fuck you're going to do in this W1. Like, it's just going to be twice as...
Like, I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
You're going to...
It's going to be fun.
Marcel, talk some sense into Andrew.
He's trying to buy three of these Aston Martins.
Only three.
And Marcel.
Only three.
See, I... L-U-3 Bro, we're from L-U-3!
Stop saying L-U-3!
L-U-3!
You came up on the road!
L-U-3!
Made money!
I only had one because I was L-U-1 then.
Loser, that's right.
L-U-none, nigger.
That's a secret, bro.
Bro, look at the outside.
Let me show you.
It's gold.
Bro, that's fucking cold.
It's bad.
Don't like the number plate.
I don't know.
I just think they're going to...
That's coming down the road.
It's over.
It's over.
You're not going to drive that.
You're just going to get the W1 and leave them to collect dust.
I can see it now.
They're not going to be driven.
They don't know, bro.
Don't listen to it.
Don't understand.
It's going to be W1. Favourite.
Boom.
Boom.
W1. Every day.
W1. W1. W1. They're not going to get driven.
I've seen this happen time and time again, Marcel.
He's had two cars laying there with dust on them, bro.
Like, oh yeah, shit.
I forgot that one.
Like, what's the point?
Aston Martins is my favourite.
They're the best.
Aston Martins is the best brand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is.
Honestly, for luxury, I think Aspen Martin is.
You don't understand, Rory, that there are particular instances where you need particular cars.
If I'm going to go to a yacht show in Monaco, I need a Bugatti.
It's true.
I'll take my Bugatti.
And if I'm going to go racing around the mountains for the sake of purely racing like a dickhead, I'll take my McLaren.
But if I have to drop a USB stick full of Bitcoin to the other side of the continent, I put on a suit and I take my Aspen Martin.
It's a mission.
It makes sense.
Do you understand?
It's a mission.
It's like James Bond.
When I'm on a mission, I take the Astons.
When I'm racing, I take the McLarens.
If I have to go buy yachts, I take the Bugattis.
There's always a reason for each car.
So you change character.
One minute you're the villain, then you're the James Bond.
So you change characters depending on what car you're driving.
I'm Batman, I'll take the Lambo.
When I'm James Bond, I take the Astons.
It's real.
It's real shit.
You wouldn't go to the gym in a suit, would you?
Exactly.
So...
What?
Tristan, talk to your brother.
Tristan.
Let's just beat.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Bro, where's the controls?
Let's go.
King K. Rool, let's go.
I even look like him.
It took me ages.
What, you just built that?
Yeah, I put it all...
Yeah, I can take me long.
What's up?
I don't know if I'm feeling D-D-D.
D-D-D.
Yeah, you like extra D, we get it.
Okay, fuck off.
I don't know if they're in the same room.
What is his weapon?
He's got a gigantic hammer and he's a big duck.
If a huge duck with a hammer came at you, you'd be scared.
Where the fuck go?
Where the fuck go?
Where the fuck?
Done.
Let's Rory out.
I'm out, yeah, and it's not fair because I was fucking King DDD and I've never played as King DDD before.
What happened to just being King K. Rool?
Now everyone's like, RANDOM! It has to be random.
You saved your man.
I got the computer with the fucking...
Saved your mum.
Do you know how I know you're all shit though?
Because the computer's going to win.
Who's Daisy?
Daisy's actually very good for this type of ridiculousness.
Remember, Daisy's actually a good character also.
She can float above the madness.
Yeah, which is important.
Well, must be a valid opinion from a misogynist.
If the misogynist is speaking well of Daisy, I agree, Daisy's good.
That's actually very, very easy.
And, you know, I won my game.
Well worth it.
What were you doing before this?
I'll go to sleep.
Hi, Satchelons!
Stick that up, you're asking!
Stick it right up, you're asking!
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