Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Ho Ho Huracan | Tate Confidential Ep 267
Aired: 2024-12-12
Duration: 28:23


=== New Lighter, Old Habits (01:35) ===

[00:00:00]  *music* Tristan, we are finally out of the house, sir.
[00:00:17]  We have been locked up in that house for months, and I'll be honest with you, this kind of feels weird.
[00:00:21]  We're going straight back.
[00:00:22]  I just have to pick up my new lighter.
[00:00:24]  Well, something's better than nothing, I suppose.
[00:00:26]  Yeah, I'm going to go pick up my new lighter, pick up some cigars, and then I'm going to go straight home.
[00:00:30]  You don't even need a new lighter.
[00:00:31]  We don't even go out anymore to flex the lighters.
[00:00:34]  This one is special.
[00:00:35]  I'm going to keep it in my bedroom next to my bed.
[00:00:37]  Okay, it must be special because you don't even do that with the casino lighter.
[00:00:40]  No, it is special.
[00:00:42]  You haven't actually told me what it is.
[00:00:44]  What are we picking up?
[00:00:44]  I know it's a lighter, but that's all I know.
[00:00:46]  It's a lighter.
[00:00:47]  It's a device that makes fire that you use to light cigarettes and cigars.
[00:00:51]  No shit, Sherlock.
[00:00:52]  Yeah, I know.
[00:00:52]  It's really, really cool.
[00:00:53]  No shit!
[00:00:54]  What type of lighter is it?
[00:00:56]  What type?
[00:00:57]  Oh, it's one that makes fire.
[00:00:58]  Oh my gosh.
[00:01:00]  You'll like it.
[00:01:01]  Alright.
[00:01:01]  I think you'll like it.
[00:01:02]  I ordered it ages ago.
[00:01:05]  Alright, we'll see.
[00:01:07]  Kristen, do you remember how it feels to walk outside of the house?
[00:01:10]  Yeah, it sucks.
[00:01:11]  I miss my house.
[00:01:12]  I don't know if I can make it on the outside, baby.
[00:01:15]  I'm institutionalized.
[00:01:16]  Fully institutionalized.
[00:01:18]  Jailman for life.
[00:01:19]  I'll pick up that layer.
[00:01:34]  I'll buy a few cigars as well.

=== 20,000 Euros Lighter (03:36) ===

[00:01:35]  Sure.
[00:01:36]  And then I'll pop it back home.
[00:01:37]  Let's see what else you want.
[00:01:42]  What is it?
[00:01:44]  It's a miter and ashtray set.
[00:01:48]  I know, but DuPonts always have themes.
[00:01:50]  What is the theme?
[00:01:51]  No idea.
[00:01:53]  So you came in to buy cigars, and someone already bought you cigars?
[00:01:56]  Yes, someone already bought me cigars.
[00:01:58]  Cool.
[00:01:58]  Well, I'll buy another box as well while I'm here, and then my new lighter's here as well.
[00:02:03]  Of course.
[00:02:04]  It's beautiful.
[00:02:06]  So, Tristan, I have something good for you, some new...
[00:02:15]  These are new, yeah?
[00:02:16]  Yeah, these are new.
[00:02:17]  Okay, I'll take a box of these.
[00:02:19]  Thank you.
[00:02:20]  And then give me some normal ones.
[00:02:22]  Some H upnets.
[00:02:26]  Magnum 54s or Connoisseurs, anything like that.
[00:02:29]  Perfect.
[00:02:30]  One box.
[00:02:30]  Appreciate it.
[00:02:31]  I'll take that box as well.
[00:02:32]  We did a receipt from a long time.
[00:02:33]  Yeah, I know.
[00:02:35]  I've been busy locked in my house working.
[00:02:39]  And that's enough for today.
[00:02:40]  I've got that box.
[00:02:41]  These two boxes.
[00:02:46]  Oh, very cool.
[00:02:48]  Very cool.
[00:02:49]  Wonderful.
[00:02:51]  Wonderful, wonderful.
[00:02:52]  Hello.
[00:02:53]  Could I please have this as well while we're at it?
[00:02:57]  Yes.
[00:02:59]  Leave the house and all of a sudden you're in a money-spending mood.
[00:03:02]  I haven't spent money in ages.
[00:03:03]  I'm rich.
[00:03:04]  You did just buy a boat.
[00:03:06]  I ordered a boat.
[00:03:07]  I only paid the deposit of four million dollars.
[00:03:11]  Yeah, I'll take these two as well.
[00:03:12]  Yeah.
[00:03:13]  The Casablanca.
[00:03:15]  Beautiful!
[00:03:17]  Now we're talking.
[00:03:18]  Santa brought your DuPont.
[00:03:19]  This is a lighter, baby.
[00:03:21]  Oh my gosh.
[00:03:23]  I'm sorry, my dad.
[00:03:23]  Got it, bro.
[00:03:24]  No problem.
[00:03:27]  It's lighter Break anything fragile Fragili.
[00:03:41]  Fragili?
[00:03:42]  Oh, that's Romanian.
[00:03:44]  You didn't get the joke.
[00:03:45]  Hopefully someone will.
[00:03:47]  Ah, Fragili!
[00:03:50]  It must be Italian!
[00:03:53]  Some coffee?
[00:03:54]  Uh, no, I'm okay for coffee.
[00:03:56]  I'm perfectly fine.
[00:03:57]  Some water?
[00:03:58]  No, no, no.
[00:03:58]  I'm perfectly good.
[00:03:59]  I've never seen you turn down coffee.
[00:04:01]  We're in a hurry.
[00:04:02]  We're in a hurry after I get this.
[00:04:04]  You're a slow coffee drinker now.
[00:04:06]  You can't just pound one like you always do.
[00:04:09]  I hope we put it back well.
[00:04:13]  Beautiful.
[00:04:15]  Now we're talking.
[00:04:18]  So this is the display stand.
[00:04:22]  This is where the lighter sits.
[00:04:25]  Emperor Napoleon.
[00:04:28]  This is awesome.
[00:04:29]  You know it, baby.
[00:04:33]  Alright, that looks pretty epic.
[00:04:34]  It is, isn't it?
[00:04:37]  He looks like Joaquin Phoenix.
[00:04:40]  just shut up baby Wow Alright, I understand now.
[00:04:54]  Yep, pretty nice.
[00:04:55]  What's DuPont's tagline?
[00:04:57]  Be exceptional.
[00:04:59]  Alright, that's fitting.
[00:05:02]  And this one?
[00:05:03]  How much did Mr. Napoleon cost?
[00:05:05]  I think about 17,000 euros, something like this.
[00:05:09]  What?
[00:05:09]  I don't know.
[00:05:10]  I don't know how much it cost.

=== Expensive Birthday Gift (16:18) ===

[00:05:11]  I forgot.
[00:05:12]  I remember, he told me when I ordered it, but now it's 20,000 euros.
[00:05:15]  20,000 euros.
[00:05:16]  Even better.
[00:05:17]  Even better.
[00:05:19]  You got a coffee after all.
[00:05:22]  Stay powerful.
[00:05:25]  I would join you, but I don't consume caffeine past 1 p.m.
[00:05:29]  Are you trying to upset me?
[00:05:35]  I have to admit.
[00:05:36]  You have to admit.
[00:05:37]  When I see something sick, I will give credit where credit is due.
[00:05:40]  You're going to buy a 20,000 euro lighter.
[00:05:42]  That's definitely worth the money.
[00:05:43]  That's the one you're going to get.
[00:05:44]  Oh, I mean, that's the one you're going to get, of course.
[00:05:46]  Emperor Napoleon with his royal crest on it, his face on one side, and a solid bronze display stand.
[00:05:52]  Christmas came early.
[00:05:56]  It's Christmas time, T. Yep.
[00:05:59]  Christmas time.
[00:06:01]  It's the most wonderful time of the year.
[00:06:04]  Shut up, baby.
[00:06:05]  That's a psyop.
[00:06:06]  It's fucking cold and grey.
[00:06:08]  July in the summer on my yacht will be the most wonderful time of the year.
[00:06:13]  But nothing beats Christmas time, Tee.
[00:06:15]  Everything beats Christmas time.
[00:06:18]  Tristan, I can already tell that you're getting into the Christmas spirit.
[00:06:22]  Why?
[00:06:22]  You're buying yourself gifts.
[00:06:24]  I ordered this four months ago.
[00:06:27]  You just seem like you're getting into the Christmas spirit.
[00:06:30]  It's time for hosting parties.
[00:06:33]  Roasting marshmallows, caroling out in the snow.
[00:06:36]  I have no friends.
[00:06:37]  I hate carols.
[00:06:38]  You don't have any friends.
[00:06:39]  I do agree with that.
[00:06:41]  So who am I going to host for a party?
[00:06:42]  You.
[00:06:43]  When we eat dinner together every night anyway.
[00:06:45]  I'll join your party.
[00:06:46]  You're not invited.
[00:06:49]  I'm just going to have to crash your Christmas party.
[00:06:52]  I need to make you a stalking for Christmas this year.
[00:06:55]  Leave me alone.
[00:06:57]  It's Christmas, T. I have no interest in Christmas.
[00:07:02]  You are the Grinch.
[00:07:03]  I know.
[00:07:05]  If anyone is the human form of the Grinch, it's you.
[00:07:10]  Oh my god.
[00:07:12]  And that's the opposite of the Grinch.
[00:07:14]  You know, I should have smelled a setup when you started asking me about Christmas.
[00:07:21]  I love this.
[00:07:25]  Fuck out of the road.
[00:07:27]  Fuck, I'm leaving the car here.
[00:07:29]  *laughs* Merry Christmas!
[00:07:37]  Goodwill to all men!
[00:07:38]  What is this shit?
[00:07:39]  It's Christmas!
[00:07:41]  It's not!
[00:07:42]  It's just December!
[00:07:43]  Aren't you happy?
[00:07:44]  What month is Christmas in?
[00:07:46]  December!
[00:07:48]  You got it!
[00:07:49]  Merry Christmas!
[00:07:51]  Not your present!
[00:07:52]  What have you done to the house?
[00:07:54]  Not your present!
[00:07:56]  A Christmas present!
[00:08:02]  The caveat.
[00:08:03]  First, you have to admit that I made the house look very Christmassy.
[00:08:06]  Did you do the fucking inside as well?
[00:08:08]  Tristan, it would be truly asinine for me to decorate the entire entirety of our house.
[00:08:19]  Christmassy.
[00:08:22]  Goodwill to all men.
[00:08:23]  You're gonna love your present.
[00:08:24]  I promise.
[00:08:26]  You're gonna love it.
[00:08:27]  It's Christmas!
[00:08:28]  What the fuck have you done?
[00:08:29]  Are you happy?
[00:08:31]  I've done Christmas!
[00:08:32]  Look!
[00:08:33]  It's Christmas for us now.
[00:08:35]  Look what I've done.
[00:08:36]  I've done Christmas.
[00:08:36]  A month of this.
[00:08:40]  Goodwill to all men.
[00:08:41]  You know where they are next to Christmas decorations?
[00:08:43]  I'm sure.
[00:08:44]  My room.
[00:08:45]  Wait, wait, wait.
[00:08:46]  Go take a present first.
[00:08:47]  Wait, go take a present.
[00:08:48]  Did you get his room?
[00:08:49]  I hope you got his room.
[00:08:50]  Goodwill to all men!
[00:08:52]  Give me the fucking box.
[00:08:53]  Two wheels of all men.
[00:08:54]  Ah, the Christmas lights are getting worse.
[00:09:11]  I guess that's because you're being a Scrooge.
[00:09:13]  So you ruin the present.
[00:09:15]  But don't worry.
[00:09:16]  We got a whole month of this.
[00:09:18]  I'll make sure you have a cigarette at some point.
[00:09:21]  Goodwill to all men!
[00:09:23]  Merry Christmas!
[00:09:24]  Enjoy house arrest!
[00:09:24]  - All right, guys, we're going back out. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. we're going back out. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
[00:09:59]  Did you buy that Lambo Outsider or was that a guest?
[00:10:18]  Oh yeah, I bought it.
[00:10:19]  The green one?
[00:10:22]  Yes, Christmas.
[00:10:23]  Green is Christmas.
[00:10:25]  No.
[00:10:26]  I've actually never seen you drive a Lambo.
[00:10:28]  You've not had a Lambo in a long time.
[00:10:29]  Yeah, I do.
[00:10:30]  I took my last one.
[00:10:31]  I think I'll call it four or five Lambos.
[00:10:34]  You look so excited.
[00:10:35]  Andrew, tis the season to be jolly.
[00:10:39]  It's Christmas.
[00:10:41]  Yeah, so I got a green Lambo.
[00:10:43]  For the decoration of the house, I want a green car.
[00:10:45]  Because we had the red Lada last year, so now I've got a green car.
[00:10:48]  Green, red.
[00:10:48]  We'll be right back.
[00:11:18]  We'll be right back.
[00:11:38]  Yeah, it's Christmas.
[00:11:40]  I had to buy myself something.
[00:11:48]  No one buys me shit.
[00:11:49]  Too rich.
[00:11:52]  I had to do something Christmassy, you know?
[00:11:55]  Merry Christmas to me. - Is it a coincidence that the police showed up right after you got a new Lambo?
[00:12:18]  I'll fucking show it to them.
[00:12:19]  We'll show it to them.
[00:12:21]  What the fuck?
[00:12:21]  What the fuck are you going to do?
[00:12:22]  Come take it.
[00:12:23]  Can I buy another one?
[00:12:25]  No business.
[00:12:26]  Who's here?
[00:12:27]  Your mates.
[00:12:29]  Yeah, fucking fuck you.
[00:12:30]  Take my Lambo.
[00:12:30]  I don't give a shit.
[00:12:31]  What's all your Lambo?
[00:12:32]  What's that?
[00:12:32]  Wait, what's that?
[00:12:34]  change Happy birthday to you You're not singing to make me happy.
[00:12:57]  You're singing to annoy you.
[00:12:59]  It's a different kind of sound.
[00:13:01]  Happy birthday to Andrew.
[00:13:06]  Happy birthday to you.
[00:13:08]  You're not singing to make me happy.
[00:13:10]  You should have walked in trumpeting it.
[00:13:12]  Alright, be right back.
[00:13:14]  It's technically not your birthday yet.
[00:13:15]  It's like in two minutes, so I can't play the trumpet again.
[00:13:17]  He will come to the cell phone.
[00:13:19]  Well, I ordered a yacht for his birthday that I certainly won't be using for myself.
[00:13:25]  And it's your birthday.
[00:13:31]  Who is this?
[00:13:37]  Who sent me this?
[00:13:41]  What is it?
[00:13:43]  Thank you.
[00:13:54]  A letter of some sort.
[00:13:55]  I just don't know where it's from.
[00:13:58]  Happy birthday.
[00:13:59]  I want to...
[00:14:01]  Okay, some girl in love with me.
[00:14:03]  Thanks.
[00:14:04]  A rose.
[00:14:04]  That's nice.
[00:14:07]  What do we have here?
[00:14:13]  Gee, we have to get him for your birthday.
[00:14:14]  For his birthday.
[00:14:15]  Aha!
[00:14:16]  Peep show!
[00:14:18]  Which, of course, only the English people know is the best show I've ever made.
[00:14:22]  Mark Corrigan.
[00:14:25]  Nothing you want is ever going to happen.
[00:14:27]  That's the real world.
[00:14:29]  Absolutely true.
[00:14:31]  And candy.
[00:14:32]  Amazing.
[00:14:33]  Thank you very much.
[00:14:34]  You made me happy.
[00:14:35]  I'm eating right now.
[00:14:35]  Sour straws.
[00:14:36]  Thank you.
[00:14:36]  Would you like one?
[00:14:37]  Heck yeah.
[00:14:38]  You're not allowed on.
[00:14:40]  I actually wanted one.
[00:14:41]  For my birthday, I want to deny you things.
[00:14:44]  My present is giving you none on my birthday.
[00:14:47]  Do you remember what I got you last year for your birthday?
[00:14:49]  Do you remember?
[00:14:50]  No.
[00:14:52]  I got you the same thing this year that I got you last year.
[00:14:54]  Well, undesirable company.
[00:14:56]  A cigarette.
[00:14:59]  Happy birthday.
[00:15:02]  If I reach out and you snatch it from me...
[00:15:04]  Bailey.
[00:15:05]  How can I snatch it if I'm holding it?
[00:15:07]  You're gonna try and pull your hand away.
[00:15:08]  I won't.
[00:15:09]  You will.
[00:15:09]  It's your birthday.
[00:15:11]  Happy birthday.
[00:15:14]  You still can't have any candy.
[00:15:17]  Andrew, look.
[00:15:17]  The police came to tell you happy birthday.
[00:15:24]  Super nicer than actually.
[00:15:27]  I wonder if they got you for your birthday.
[00:15:32]  And a rest warrant.
[00:15:36]  Knowing my luck?
[00:15:38]  Probably.
[00:15:40]  83 years old today.
[00:15:48]  He's an old man.
[00:15:48]  He's an old man Their souls have been fucked out so there's no one there's no We're gonna start that again Happy birthday to you.
[00:16:02]  Happy birthday to you.
[00:16:08]  Happy birthday to Andrew.
[00:16:15]  Happy birthday to you.
[00:16:20]  Are you 83 or is Christy retarded?
[00:16:24]  He's 83. He is an old man.
[00:16:28]  He's 83. You're not singing for my happiness.
[00:16:32]  You're singing to annoy me.
[00:16:33]  No, I'm singing for your pure joy and happiness, actually.
[00:16:36]  Look, you're smiling.
[00:16:37]  You're singing at me to annoy me.
[00:16:39]  Happy birthday to you.
[00:16:44]  Happy birthday to you!
[00:16:47]  Make a wish.
[00:16:48]  Happy birthday!
[00:16:49]  I wish you all to stop singing.
[00:16:51]  I wish that's what I wish.
[00:16:52]  Happy birthday to you!
[00:16:56]  I appreciate it.
[00:16:56]  Thank you.
[00:16:57]  Blow out the candles.
[00:16:58]  Make a wish.
[00:16:59]  No, no, no.
[00:16:59]  Make a wish, Andrew.
[00:17:01]  No cake.
[00:17:03]  We're done.
[00:17:07]  I've upgraded my poker tactics for tonight.
[00:17:09]  Tonight, on Andrew's birthday, I'm gonna be unbeatable.
[00:17:13]  I'll be the luckiest man at the table and you won't be able to stop me.
[00:17:16]  What is your secret tactic?
[00:17:18]  Let's try to find out.
[00:17:19]  Andrew, what'd you get for your birthday?
[00:17:28]  Yeah.
[00:17:30]  A PS5. You gonna play a PS5 now?
[00:17:34]  I already had a PS5. Bet you never play.
[00:17:38]  That was such a thoughtful gift.
[00:17:43]  Anyway, Smash Bros.
[00:17:45]  Nintendo.
[00:17:46]  Where are these saggats?
[00:17:49]  Birthday SFB time.
[00:17:53]  SSB. Grindr will be there tomorrow, baby.
[00:17:57]  I'm filming.
[00:17:58]  Grindr will be there tomorrow.
[00:18:00]  I don't think everyone knows our saying.
[00:18:03]  Grindr will in fact be there tomorrow.
[00:18:05]  Yeah.
[00:18:06]  Would you ever complain at me in front of my friends on my birthday?
[00:18:27]  Bye.
[00:18:28]  Would you ever do that?
[00:18:30]  No matter what?
[00:18:31]  No, no matter what.
[00:18:32]  Cool.
[00:18:33]  Why?
[00:18:34]  I'm wondering.
[00:18:37]  - I'll just sign a blank check for Mayhem. - Thanks for the birthday dinner, Marcel.
[00:18:46]  Thanks, Steve.
[00:18:46]  Appreciate it.
[00:18:48]  Welcome back.
[00:18:49]  Very thoughtful of you.
[00:18:50]  Me and Nigel.
[00:18:51]  Thanks, Nig.
[00:18:52]  No caviar, no lobster.
[00:18:54]  You know what?
[00:18:56]  This is actually fucking better than that crap.
[00:18:58]  All that expensive shit.
[00:18:59]  This is expensive enough and it's banging.
[00:19:03]  I hate caviar.
[00:19:05]  Caviar is actually really good.
[00:19:07]  In small amounts, because it's expensive.
[00:19:09]  It wasn't expensive if you wouldn't eat it.
[00:19:10]  It's a psyop.
[00:19:11]  Oysters are actually objectively good, regardless of the price.
[00:19:15]  Caviar is a psyop.
[00:19:16]  But the more expensive the oyster is, the better.
[00:19:18]  Because the size is different.
[00:19:22]  You know what I wish for your birthday?
[00:19:24]  Yeah.
[00:19:25]  Better group of friends.
[00:19:27]  Hmm.
[00:19:28]  Too bad.
[00:19:31]  What's been the best part of your birthday so far?
[00:19:33]  Not training.
[00:19:34]  Not training?
[00:19:35]  I'm so happy that I don't train.
[00:19:37]  It's my third day off this year.
[00:19:39]  It's my third ever day without training this entire year.
[00:19:42]  I've had two days off so far.
[00:19:44]  And I felt guilty for them.
[00:19:45]  He's being filmed on January 3rd.
[00:19:47]  So guilty.
[00:19:50]  Yeah.
[00:19:51]  So guilty that the days after my days off, I trained double.
[00:19:54]  So I didn't really have a day off.
[00:19:57]  And I trained...
[00:19:58]  I did train double or triple mostly this week.
[00:20:02]  Today was thumb day.
[00:20:04]  I'm having a day off, then tomorrow I'll lift 30,000 kilos.
[00:20:08]  To make others.
[00:20:11]  Might get Manu here again and punch him in the face.
[00:20:13]  My poker technique is going to defeat all of you tonight.
[00:20:16]  You haven't got a single...
[00:20:16]  You don't even know what it could be.
[00:20:17]  You don't have a technique.
[00:20:18]  I changed the game this time.
[00:20:25]  And when you see my new style of play, you're going to say, fuck.
[00:20:29]  You're actually right.
[00:20:30]  He's going to play with his cards up.
[00:20:32]  He might do that.
[00:20:33]  He might actually play with his cards up.
[00:20:37]  But then no one will go in when you're winning.
[00:20:40]  How are you going to make money?
[00:20:43]  You don't know what technique I'm going to utilize tonight.
[00:20:45]  I'm kind of excited.
[00:20:48]  I mean, you're kind of scared.
[00:20:49]  Maybe a little bit.
[00:20:52]  When you see it, you're going to be like, fuck!
[00:20:56]  I was not prepared for that level of game.
[00:21:01]  Alright, here's the rules for the rest of my birthday.
[00:21:03]  It should have been a rule from the beginning, but all you faggots were obviously scared.
[00:21:06]  Everyone has to be smoking.
[00:21:08]  All the time.
[00:21:09]  Until bed.
[00:21:12]  Cigars or shisha?
[00:21:13]  No, no, no.
[00:21:15]  You can chain smoke cigarettes.
[00:21:16]  If you're brave enough to smoke 75 cigarettes from now to bed, you deserve it.
[00:21:20]  You ain't got lit tobacco, you're a faggot.
[00:21:24]  Hey, you sit.
[00:21:25]  You're gonna need this.

=== Irish Wishing Game (04:51) ===

[00:21:30]  Irish wishing star.
[00:21:31]  What is it?
[00:21:32]  It's an Irish wishing star.
[00:21:37]  Why do you have Irish wishing star?
[00:21:39]  That's your good luck card.
[00:21:41]  Put it from home.
[00:21:42]  I was in Dublin this morning.
[00:21:44]  Thank you.
[00:21:47]  The problem is, when he dresses like that, his stat keeps doubling and doubling.
[00:21:53]  There's no way I do it two times in a row.
[00:21:57]  Yes!
[00:21:57]  It's his birthday bro!
[00:21:59]  Make it fucking fun!
[00:22:03]  Are you calling him blind?
[00:22:04]  You're going to look at your cards first.
[00:22:06]  Oh, I'm going to look at them.
[00:22:08]  Yusuf the Looker they call them.
[00:22:10]  I'm boring compared to me.
[00:22:13]  Marcel wins!
[00:22:17]  All in blind.
[00:22:18]  Tristan, is your trick going to work today?
[00:22:27]  No, I'm going to work.
[00:22:29]  Ha ha.
[00:22:33]  The Irish Stone will not help you.
[00:22:35]  Neither will the whiskey.
[00:22:36]  I'm not Irish enough because I've been drinking.
[00:22:40]  8pm.
[00:22:40]  So if they drink at your pace, by 11, everyone's going to be slumping, not playing.
[00:22:46]  I've mentioned drinking loads.
[00:22:48]  We've now had one drink per game.
[00:22:51]  I'm just saying.
[00:22:52]  You can do whatever you want.
[00:22:54]  But if I check the clock at 10.45 and everyone's like...
[00:22:56]  We've had a single drink per game.
[00:23:01]  Plus, after midnight, we know you shit.
[00:23:05]  We've had one drink per game.
[00:23:07]  That's what we've had, alright?
[00:23:09]  One.
[00:23:10]  Per game.
[00:23:12]  I'm usually a six minimum.
[00:23:13]  You're lucky I don't drink, because the amount of drunken sparring would be hilarious.
[00:23:17]  Drunken master.
[00:23:18]  No, I'm not even trying to drink, though.
[00:23:21]  Drunken sparring would be good, because I can't control the power of my shots.
[00:23:24]  I'd still land them, but I can't pull them and make sure they don't do too much damage, so they'd just be straight busted eyes and shit.
[00:23:29]  As long as you're not drinking.
[00:23:31]  No, that's what I'm saying.
[00:23:31]  If I was drinking, it'd be drunken master, and I'd be dumping around saying I'm the drunken master.
[00:23:34]  It'd be funny.
[00:23:36]  Swinging wild.
[00:23:37]  Marcel!
[00:23:38]  Marcel!
[00:23:41]  Oh, what was that?
[00:23:41]  What was that tea?
[00:23:42]  All in blind.
[00:23:43]  All in blind?
[00:23:44]  I'm all in blind.
[00:23:45]  You're fucked.
[00:23:45]  All in?
[00:23:46]  You're fucked.
[00:23:47]  I'm all in blind.
[00:23:48]  Play it out.
[00:23:49]  All in blind for both?
[00:23:50]  These are mine, yeah?
[00:23:51]  All in blind.
[00:23:52]  I'm all in blind.
[00:23:53]  Oh, you're fucked.
[00:23:54]  Andrew's got it.
[00:23:55]  I'm all in blind.
[00:23:57]  Andrew's got it.
[00:23:59]  Boom!
[00:24:00]  Andrew's got it.
[00:24:01]  You got full?
[00:24:02]  Two pair.
[00:24:03]  Andrew's got it!
[00:24:04]  What did I tell you?
[00:24:05]  No way!
[00:24:06]  What did I tell you?
[00:24:06]  No way!
[00:24:08]  Because I have a flush, but you got a higher one.
[00:24:10]  Yeah, queen, higher one.
[00:24:11]  Boom!
[00:24:11]  What did I say?
[00:24:13]  I felt the energy!
[00:24:13]  I felt the energy!
[00:24:15]  Hey, I'm still in the game!
[00:24:16]  I felt the energy!
[00:24:18]  Still in the game!
[00:24:18]  What did I say?
[00:24:20]  I said he's hot right now, bro.
[00:24:22]  You wanna come outside, nigger?
[00:24:23]  Bro, I had a flush!
[00:24:24]  On an all in blind.
[00:24:25]  You Irish bitch.
[00:24:28]  What do you want to do you Irish bitch?
[00:24:30]  Let's go.
[00:24:32]  16,000.
[00:24:34]  There's no road back.
[00:24:35]  17,000.
[00:24:37]  Okay, so give me 50. Give me two greens.
[00:24:42]  All in blind!
[00:24:45]  You're going all in blind again.
[00:24:46]  All in fucking blind!
[00:24:47]  You know what it is?
[00:24:48]  It's time to lose the Blackie Stone.
[00:24:51]  Chris, get another whiskey!
[00:24:53]  Irish whiskey immediately!
[00:24:54]  No, Scotch whiskey, that's all I got.
[00:24:58]  So I'm winning this one, I'm winning the next one, and I got it.
[00:25:01]  Let's go!
[00:25:02]  Andrew's going to be surprised how many yellows he loses this round.
[00:25:07]  Andrew, I got the luck of the Irish on me side.
[00:25:10]  You can't beat me.
[00:25:12]  Father, why are you so sad upon this Easter morn?
[00:25:18]  When Irishmen are proud and glad of the land that they were born?
[00:25:26]  All in blood!
[00:25:29]  Let's go!
[00:25:30]  Six, nine, eight!
[00:25:30]  - Hey, boom.
[00:25:31]  - Hey.
[00:25:32]  - What you got, Ferg?
[00:25:36]  - You're fucking toast.
[00:25:37]  - Am I?
[00:25:38]  - Yeah. - I'm toast. - Straight. - Straight with a seven. - Shit, I got triple eights. - Lucky funders, five, six, seven, eight, nine. - Bro, green niggers always lose to black niggers.
[00:25:53]  Ah, it was a good game, it was a good game.
[00:25:56]  Can't wait for another one.
[00:25:58]  Merry Christmas!

=== Think How Quickly (02:01) ===

[00:26:21]  I know you're thinking it's not Christmas yet, but it will be soon.
[00:26:24]  Think how quickly this year has disappeared.
[00:26:26]  And what have you achieved this year?
[00:26:28]  Fucking nothing.
[00:26:28]  So time disappears quickly and before you know it, it will be Christmas Day.
[00:26:32]  And I know you're wondering, what will you open on Christmas Day that will make you happy?
[00:26:36]  Why don't you get something you want for once?
[00:26:38]  And it's for that reason, TopeG.com is going to have a fantastic brand new push of products this December.
[00:26:44]  Need to order them now to get them on Christmas Day.
[00:26:46]  We have Fireblood, which I've previously explained has all the vitamins and minerals you need to stop being a pussy.
[00:26:51]  We have boxing gloves, we have the comic books, all perfect for your nephews, your younger brothers.
[00:26:56]  We have the t-shirts, built different for the kind of people who buy yachts while under house arrest.
[00:27:00]  But I thought, because I am Top G, and the G stands for generous, and I want you to be able to buy every single person you know a gift from TopG.com, what do you buy for all the people who pretend they don't like me?
[00:27:11]  That's right, because everybody actually likes me.
[00:27:13]  Nobody genuinely dislikes me.
[00:27:15]  They just pretend to dislike.
[00:27:17]  So for this reason, I've created the I Love Andrew Tate Fan Club.
[00:27:21]  If you go to topg.com, you can buy this brand new design of t-shirt.
[00:27:25]  That's right.
[00:27:25]  You know your auntie who says you shouldn't listen to me?
[00:27:28]  She'd love one of these.
[00:27:29]  Or your ex-girlfriend, who said you became too misogynistic after listening to my videos.
[00:27:33]  She started crying her eyes out saying you wouldn't let her have sex with other men anymore.
[00:27:37]  That bitch.
[00:27:37]  Remember her?
[00:27:38]  She love one of these t-shirts.
[00:27:40]  Cause secretly she loves me.
[00:27:41]  She pretends she doesn't, but these women get naked at night and watch my videos and touch themselves.
[00:27:46]  I know they do.
[00:27:46]  Lucy from the BBC, fucking send her one.
[00:27:49]  And as an extra bonus, as an added bonus cause the G stands for generous, any time you buy one of these t-shirts from topg.com, there's gonna be a box.
[00:27:57]  Where you can put in an email address.
[00:27:59]  And any email address you put in there will be subscribed to the brand new I Love Andrew Tate Fan Club.
[00:28:05]  And I'm going to write a brand new misogynistic email that I send every single day.
[00:28:09]  So not only does your aunt get this t-shirt, she also gets misogynistic emails directly from me.
[00:28:14]  The I Love Andrew Tate Fan Club, for all the people who pretend to not like me, and all the people who admit they do like me, can buy built different t-shirts, all available at topg.com.