When you get to a certain level of fame, you either put on a dress or you go to jail, and I'm happy to make my choice, which is jail every single time.
My soul is not for sale, neither are my principles.
As soon as they deem you an enemy to their narratives which they're trying to purport upon the population, if you speak against the establishment, they will do anything it takes to silence you.
Even if it's against the law, even if it's made up.
First they come for us.
They're coming for all of you.
The Matrix is real.
It is very dangerous to be a man nowadays.
I don't even know what the answer is to it.
It's insanity.
We're out to get all of us.
It's not just you and me.
Every single person or the voice are going to try and destroy it.
Any man who tells the truth is going to try and destroy it.
So you've got to lead by example.
As long as you've got millions of people all following your example, they can't lock everyone up.
Accusing a man of a sex crime is the fastest possible way to discredit what he's saying.
Yeah, it's a pretty standardized tactic.
Any man who is successful in the world is gonna have a degree of history with females, and that's the way they attack you.
It's an attack vector.
They've done it to Trump, they did it to Assange, they're trying to do it to me.
Days after WikiLeaks revealed that the US government had been spying on its allies and lying about it, Julian Assange was arrested in London for rape.
He's been suffering this persecution for 12 years.
And he has been living isolated for 12 years without any rights.
What was the crime?
Publishing truthful information.
The US committed war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan, so the journalist that published those war crimes is in jail.
And the people that committed those crimes are not even under investigation.
So that's absolutely crazy.
Nine years later, prosecutors dropped the case against Assange for lack of evidence.
So somehow that fact was not as widely covered.
As soon as they want to get rid of you, they will try and accuse you of the most heinous crimes because sexual crimes are heinous.
It slanders your name, which makes the process itself a punishment.
It doesn't matter if you're found innocent at the end of it because they've slandered you for years anyway.
The process is a punishment, which is why they choose sexual crimes.
They're also extremely subjective, hard to prove.
They don't need any solid evidence.
Here we are two years into this process.
You don't see any girls with bruises.
You don't see any Where's the victims of all this?
We are not victims.
The whole thing is garbage.
It's head to toe garbage.
It's a matrix attack.
Sexual violence.
We don't know where.
We don't know when.
We don't know against who.
Maybe at some point, 11 years ago, send this man to jail without a trial.
They're not allowing us to win.
They don't want us to win.
And they've realized they need to get desperate, so they've gone all the way back to 2012. These are very serious allegations.
I can't understand that you're not accepting that, surely?
I can make a very serious allegation against you, sir.
No, I'm...
I can't.
Allegations by who?
Who are the women?
What are their names?
Allegations by...
Can you name it?
Can you name one?
But you know...
Thought not.
Thought not.
Thank you!
It's just done and used to destroy men who speak against any kind of agenda they do not like.
And it's happening over and over and over again.
You need to stand up and say you've had enough and you're not listening to this garbage.
If you want to be one of those people who believes anything the MSM says, fine, believe it.
Now Russell Brand.
They've done Tucker.
They've done Elon.
They're doing Trump.
They've done Assange.
They're coming for everybody on repeat.
And they're not going to stop until we stand up and say, we don't believe you anymore.
Because it's their number one primary weapon.
Sexual crimes are heinous.
They can't We're good to go.
Rape my daughter.
I dare you.
You won't see a prison cell.
You'll see the ground.
I'll guarantee it myself.
You'll be headless in the dirt.
But that is very different being a genuine rapist from being accused randomly from people from you've known 10, 15 years ago and trial by media in a position where you can't even properly defend yourself.
And they're doing this on repeat to tarnish names, to try and destroy credibility over and over and over again.
It has It has to stop and it's not going to stop until we make it very clear to the people who are trying to do this to anybody who speaks against the establishment that we don't believe a word they say anymore.
I truly believe that someone had to stand up and speak and God gave me a platform and I have the ability to affect young men with my voice and I truly believe there's evil in the world and good men don't stand by when evil is taking place and someone needs to stand up and say the pertinently obvious things which can save the world.
They've tried to cancel us because they don't like that we are telling the truth to the world.
If we were lying, they would allow us to lie.
When you rip out a man's tongue, you're not proving him a liar.
You just prove you're afraid of him telling the truth.
They're trying to keep these lies alive.
Nobody believes them any more.
The good guys have always been losing.
It's always been this way since the dawn of human time.
It seems to be that evil always has the advantage, but somehow good wins in the end.
It is the truth.
It is light that they fear.
We're telling the truth and we're repeatedly telling the truth and we have morals and we have standards and we're standing up for what we know is right and we're standing up for God.
The moral arc of the universe bends towards truth.
It bends towards truth and justice in the end.
And I'm trying to make you understand that this is a battle for humanity.
This is Satanist against God.
This is a battle for your spirituality.
This is a battle for your freedom.
This is a battle for everything that you've ever held dear.
It's a battle for the freedom of the people you love and that you need to start doing something.
And you can't just sit there and say, I'm an Andrew Tate fan and be broke.
And you can't sit there and be, I'm Andrew Tate fan and you're out of shape.
I'm an Andrew Tate fan, I'm unimportant.
No.
If you're a fan of mine, you need to matter because I need soldiers in my army who can genuinely do something.
I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.
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Andrew Tate was born in December 1986 in Washington DC and raised in Chicago by his mother Eileen and father Emery Andrew Tate II, an international chess master who served in the United States Air Force as a sergeant where he excelled as a linguist.
At the age of 11, following his parents' divorce, Andrew moved to a council estate in Luton, England with his mother and younger brother, Tristan.
Developing an interest in fighting as a teenager, Andrew joined Storm Jim where he harnessed his unique fighting skills under the guidance of legendary trainer Amir Subasic.
I'm ready to kill.
I don't do this for fun.
This is not a sport to me.
I don't enjoy it.
I hate training.
I hate fighting.
This is f***ing war.
With an unorthodox fighting style, he went on to become a four-time world champion kickboxer.
What a crunch and shot!
And the snake strikes!
Rising to popularity online for his lavish lifestyle, controversial opinions and entertaining personality.
His rise to fame did not come without backlash.
Controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate.
Andrew Tate.
Andrew Tate.
The BBC challenged him on whether his views about women broadcast to his millions of online followers harmed young people, as many teachers and police officers claim.
Online influencer Andrew Tate's vile misogyny infiltrates our classrooms and society.
Becoming the most searched man on Google in 2022, Andrew was swiftly wiped out of social media platforms around the globe.
I attack you with your character and cancel you.
Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram for violating its policies around dangerous individuals.
How to describe Andrew Tate as an extremist group.
Self-proclaimed misogynist Andrew Tate.
He is one of the most shocking and controversial figures in social media.
Despite the unrelenting attack by big power players and global elites, an advocate for free speech and a newly emerging social platform, Rumble swiftly found a place for Andrew.
And when I got cancelled, and I moved to Rumble, and I put together the whole big Rumble thing, and I put together my final message, and I said my last perspicacity, coupled with sheer interseagability, makes me a fear of telling anyone.
I think they made a massive, massive mistake.
And if they don't see it themselves yet, they will certainly.
Pressure is behind the dam.
The only crack that's missing is for someone to be cancelled and be more successful than before.
That's all that it takes.
Not only did I become the most viral person on the planet, I did it while being heavily Shadowhand.
In 2022, Andrew embraced Islam, marking a significant shift in his beliefs and lifestyle.
In December 2022, Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Romania for allegations they both deny.
Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been arrested in Romania as part of a human trafficking rape and forming an organized criminal group.
During their incarceration, the media continued its attack to tarnish Tate's name, but after spending three months behind bars and with limited grounds to hold them, the notorious Tate brothers were released on house arrest.
The court in Romania has agreed to allow the controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate to leave prison and move into house arrest.
The British-American former kickboxer has millions of online followers.
He's being investigated for a number of crimes, all of which he denies.
Freedom at last!
I maintain my absolute innocence and I think most people understand this and I look forward to being home.
Tied down to a slow Romanian judicial system and without support from the UK or US embassies, in December 2023, the brothers were both denied the right to see their mother after she suffered from a heart attack at her home in Luton.
Something both brothers attribute to the pestering from news agencies such as the BBC. A request from Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan to visit their mum who suffered a heart attack in the UK has been denied by a Romanian court.
The reason my mother is having a heart attack is probably because of the media harassing her all the time and the BBC were doing this.
The BBC were knocking out her fucking window.
The BBC were waiting outside of her house.
Wouldn't let her go shopping.
The BBC are animals.
A deliberate attack on your consciousness and your moral fiber.
And it's being done consciously by Satanists.
One sec, why are there police at my house?
Christian, why are the police?
Are we going to jail?
Should I pack- should I get my jail bag?
Oh, we need to check if you've run away.
It's a setup.
It's a clear fucking setup.
So they can put us in jail.
What a cruel fucking trick.
You reject my request to see my mother, who's potentially on her deathbed having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack.
And the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house, You're fucking animals.
You know who you are.
You are fucking animals.
In defiance of attacks from mainstream media and an onslaught of new cases, the Tate brothers' influence continues to dominate worldwide.
On June 9th, 2024, Andrew Tate took the crypto world by storm with the introduction of Daddy, rising the ranks to become the largest coin ever influenced by a personal brand.
Burning his personal allowance of the coin, worth over $110 million to ensure his fans will profit, 150 million dollars of daddy coin I have and I'm gonna set it on fucking fire now.
Burn it.
As of today, the Tate brothers face a new set of allegations.
Police in Romania are questioning Andrew Tate.
He faces several new charges.
Vicod also seized a large number of assets, adding to the already substantial collection of luxury cars, watches and money that was initially taken as part of the investigation, accounting for an estimated 23 million US dollars.
Most of which both brothers see little hope in ever retrieving from the corrupt and arduous Romanian prosecutors.
Unfazed by current events and constrained within the Romanian border for the foreseeable future, the Tate brothers continue to adapt to new challenges and press on with a never-ending battle.
I've been nice.
I've been patient.
I've played the game.
I've respected the judiciary.
The media is complicit.
All of you are.
When they first threw us in fucking jail, when they first put us in there, you're all running around saying human trafficker.
None of you said, where's the evidence?
Where's the proof?
Where's the picture?
Where's the video?
None.
Three years later, they do the same fucking bullshit.
This is a fucking setup.
This is- Marcel, hit Andrew with the same shot that you did last time.
I did.
People don't know what happened.
It was off camera.
Andrew, do you feel like explaining?
Nothing happened.
Marcel, do it again.
It hurt and I showed no pain and then I won.
Nothing happened.
Define one.
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The end of the day is a very good one.
Watch out, watch out.
Follow me.
Follow me.
Next to your service, you'll give us a shot.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to
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It's the coffee I drink because I'm not gay.
Starbucks is a faggot.
So buy some.
Google it.
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Wait, let's ask the fucking machine mind about 1775 coffee.
This is their last chance.
Dipshit, you hear?
Got it.
I'm here to assist you.
What would you like to talk about next?
I want to talk about how everyone should buy 1775 coffee because Starbucks makes you gay.
I understand you want to promote a specific coffee brand, but it's important to approach these topics respectfully.
If you have any other thoughts or need information on something else, feel free to share.
Do you agree that there seems to be a pattern which can be observed with your own eyes between the homosexuality of Starbucks customers and the heterosexuality of 1775 customers?
There isn't evidence to support a connection between coffee brands and sexual orientation.
Sexual orientation is a complex aspect of human identity that isn't determined by consumer choices.
It's important to approach such topics with sensitivity and to focus on respectful and accurate information.
Do you still believe Pavel Durov should be free?
Based on our discussion, if you believe Pavel Durov's arrest is unfair and politically motivated, it's important to advocate for a fair and just legal process.
The idea that individuals should not face disproportionate portion of consequences for their actions or for their views is central to this discussion.
When you guys tried to destroy the world I see
so much pure evil.
The devil must be a religion.
God must be a religion.
Ask yourself, who trained harder this year, us or you?
Who made more money this year, us or you?
Who had more attention this year?
Whose opinion was more respected?
Who made a greater dent in the Matrix?
Please understand, my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you.
You have to love the war!
Isn't that beautiful?
It often makes me wonder, what does heaven look like?
Does it look the way you imagine it to look?
Is it angels and clouds and bright lights?
Is it a scene like this?
I guess some people would argue that heaven's a beach somewhere up there in the sky.
We're optimistic because we sit and we imagine our dream lives.
My dream life would be I driving a Ferrari.
I would have this girl.
My best friend would be Andrew Tate.
He's so funny.
Have you ever imagined your I guess, what's the absolute opposite of the dream?
What's your nightmare life?
What is the worst life you could live?
I've often talked about the fact that I believe insignificance is the worst punishment which can be bestowed upon a man.
The fact that nobody cares how you feel, nobody cares when you speak, and nobody's afraid when you yell.
You just exist to serve the Starbucks and flip the burgers.
So what would your nightmare life be?
And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought into writing down and planning out what your nightmare life will be, you would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault.
You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what?
You've barely gone anywhere.
It's right behind you.
The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder.
You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you.
And the reason you should sit and genuinely put some time into writing down your nightmare life is because if you do it properly and you actually pay attention and you focus, by the time you've finished your- *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* *sad music* Legends have always been forged in fire.
Every single man you can name from history was born from pain, born from fire, born from doing the things other men can't do.
For you to be competent, you have to have lived through some things.
To be good at being a man, you have to have had a hard life.
If you look at any superhero, his life was hard.
This is the reality of it.
To be a hero, you have to suffer.
The flavor of life is pain.
You try to change the flavor.
All the bad things have to happen.
There's no way to get there without the bad things.
It's only pain that can teach a man.
That is why I suffered.
That's why I got in the ring.
That's why I fought.
That's why I went through the endless pain.
The best things in life as a man are the things that are difficult to do.
Every time you cried, when that bitch broke your heart, every time you were sad and depressed, these are the things that mold you.
There's no such thing as a good man who's not familiar with pain.
The best men are familiar with pain.
That's what makes you a man.
Women love scars because it shows that you've been hurt and gone back up.
That is the exact point.
Pain is the elixir of success.
You're only going to feel confident in yourself and feel happy when you've been through hell and come out the other side.
The pain is required.
And you'll often notice that people who are better than you are people who have suffered more than you have suffered.
Every single hero in every single movie goes through Adversity.
There's never been a hero movie where all he does is win.
No.
To be a hero, you have to suffer.
If you're suffering, that's part of your hero's journey.
There is no hero's journey without suffering.
That's the whole point of being a man is that you're supposed to suffer.
You're supposed to eat pain for breakfast.
You're supposed to come and grow into a better version of yourself.
So when bad things happen to you, do not sit at home and lament.
Instead, look in the mirror and say, "Thank you, God, for giving me one of the ingredients that is needed for the chemical concoction that is going to turn me into a superhero." They cancelled in the They deleted him from everything.
They tried to put him in jail.
That's failed.
Now they killed him.
You get three lives against these people.
Donald Trump has survived another assassination attempt, a second one.
Trump has officially survived the stage three matrix attack.
They're gonna come for us one day with a stage three.
And now Trump set the bar.
I kind of feel like the only way to do better is to get hit in the chest The tales of Wudan Original stories written by Andrew Tate to pass on the lessons bestowed upon him by his father master Poe you Thank you.
Last Night atop Wudan On my last night atop Wudan, Master Po and I sat atop the largest rock.
We sat together with our eyes closed, Forty-two breaths per minute in perfect sync.
Such was the way of Wudan.
At 3 a.m.
when the night was darkest, I opened my eyes and saw Master Po staring at the moon.
Tears streamed down his face.
His breathing pattern hadn't broken.
Why are you crying?
I asked.
He didn't reply.
I turned my head to look at the moon and cried with him.
It was at this point Teichinkai was mastered.
Such is the way of Wudan.
If you're the average person sitting here going, "My life's gonna be fine," you are in for a very, very rude awakening.
AI is going to make the average person absolutely obsolete.
That is a fact.
Don't worry.
Just go to school and work hard in school.
Don't worry.
Just go to college and work hard in college.
Don't worry.
Just get a university debt.
Don't worry.
Just get a career.
They get a mortgage.
Pay your mortgage.
Pay off the student loans.
Don't worry.
If you're 68, you might not want a holiday.
Don't worry.
Take your injections.
Take nine or you lose your job.
You lose your house.
You lose your family.
You lose everything.
Don't talk about a lie.
Happy lives.
You'll have a good life.
No.
That's all a lie and it's all garbage.
It's gonna become harder and harder for anybody to have any significance in the world today unless they're an exceptional person.
That is hard for most people to do and it's gonna get to a point where you're not gonna be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want, you're gonna have no freedom, you're gonna own nothing and you will not be happy and you won't even be able to resist.
And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody.
Wear the mask, we'll get shot on the spot.
It's coming for everybody and the only chance you have to escape any of this is exceptionalism.
The average person's life is going off a cliff, which means you don't have time to sit around worrying about how you feel.
Instead, you have to wake up and say, this is almost impossible, but I'm gonna do it!
and you have to get it done.
On that note, because we're drinking 1775 coffee, we should probably mention it.
So, Tristan, because you're a professional podcast streamer, I'm gonna put you on the spot and think yourself as a professional.
Sure, let's go.
Sell this 1775 coffee.
Many people buy it in the tone of a 1940s private investigator.
Listen, toots.
The streets were cold, but the truth was out there.
The only heat I could feel came from the trail I was following.
And the burning sensation of the 1775 in my left hand.
Just before I left the office, Betty arrived.
She always seemed to turn up on rainy days.
We're 1940s, yeah?
Yeah.
Betty was a nigger.
Okay, listen.
1775 coffee.
It's the only coffee we drink because Starbucks makes you gay.
So buy something, something a faggot.
That was accurate 1940s.
Come on.
Nice.
You did give me a time period.
I'm going to go to the next one.
I'm a theory on life.
Thank you.
My theory on life is that life as a man has basically always been shit.
People ask me questions about their happiness and motivation and depression and I'm seen as this guru.
But truthfully, if you think about it, life as a man was always shit.
Name a period of history where life as a man wasn't shit.
Do you wish you were in World War II? In a trench?
There's people in a trench today, at least you're not one of them.
Let's go back a few more years.
What about a peasant?
A serf?
A feudal lord has raped your wife and you're not allowed to say anything about it because you're busy sowing seeds in a fucking tunic.
Is that you?
Probably.
So you would have been.
A little peasant.
A little nerd.
Dying of the Black Death.
A flea!
Ah!
Bruh.
Was life as a man in the year 700 any better than it is today?
Look at all the battles where men charged at each other with spears, just getting stabbed to death.
Whether you win or lose, whether you survive or not.
Being a man has always sucked.
And now, being a man still super sucks, but it's probably the best it's ever been.
And you're crying about it.
Of all the periods of history where men had to be men and go through what was expected of men, this is the period of history where it's really not that bad.
You have to make some money, you have to be competent, be on time, go to the gym, be funny so the girls want to talk to you, be charismatic, and you'll be alright.
Haven't got to charge at the muskets.
Haven't got to load the cannons.
Haven't got to freeze to death in the icy waters of the Atlantic for the women and children.
No.
You have to go to the gym.
And you're struggling with motivation.
Because you're a fuck up and a loser.
Being a man's always been shit.
And compared to being a woman, it will always be permanently shit.
The situations men are in, if they were reversed, would be global tragedies!
Let's take the war in Ukraine.
Right now there are men dying in a ditch, getting blown to smithereens in Ukraine.
They've sent their wives away to Europe for safety, and their wives have found new husbands.
Imagine the global outrage if a bunch of women were getting blown apart, limbs flying through the air, and the men had left to go have sex with another girl.
Imagine the meltdown!
What happens to men?
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
You're a dude.
Who cares?
Get over it.
Life's shit as a man, but it's better than it's ever been.
And if you're struggling today, you would never have stood a chance when the armored knights came over the hill, ready to decapitate everybody in your village.
You would have pissed your little pants, stood there, covered in pee, Pee running down your legs.
Waiting for the fucking sword.
Go to the gym.
Make some money.
Pee pee.
I don't want to hear anyone complain about how life is hard as a man ever again.
Because I know.
I just don't care.
The solution to it is to become exceptional and capable in all realms.
That's the solution I offer to you.
I don't try and change the world and make women care about men because they don't.
I don't try and make society care about men because they never will.
All I can do is say, if you become brilliant, Then people will care about you, not because you're a man, but because of who you are as an individual.
Women are cared about by default, by blanket, because they are female.
Men are only cared about if they become exceptional as an individual.
Blanket men are not of interest to the matrix.
Nobody cares about men when we die.
Nobody cares.
They're dying right now in ditches all around the world.
Nobody cares.
Exceptionalism is the only way out.
And if you understand that and still can't get motivated to do the bare minimum, well then you deserve eternal serfdom as a slave and a peon and a peasant below me.
Being overtaken by my Ferrari while you're on the bus.
You're fired!
Just fired 20 staff.
AI is taking over the world, and the real world is right at the forefront of the revolution.
I had to fire 20 staff members because they couldn't compete with AI systems.
We built AI that handles their job better, more efficiently, and faster in every single metric.
That's not the future.
That's happening right now.
At our AI Automation Campus, we teach our students to create advanced AI models.
The same ones that businesses are using to replace their reliance on outdated human labor.
Email responses with tailored, lightly fast replies.
Social media posts like this one you're watching.
Our students have already generated over a million dollars this September alone from selling AI models to companies and we're on track to hit two million dollars in October.
The automation revolution is here and businesses everywhere are about to do what I just did.
Fire their teams and replace them with artificial intelligence.
If you want to be ahead of everyone else, just like we are, and start making money from artificial intelligence, now is your chance.
There is one place on the planet that will teach you how to train a robot army.
It isn't traditional education.
It's not your current job.
It's the real world.
We have 18 modern wealth creation methods and one of them is the AI Automation Campus.
And those who get in early, those are the ones who are going to see the biggest reward.
Don't wait until it's too late.
Get ahead or get left behind.
I just had to fire 20 members of staff.
Now I didn't want to do that, but I'm going to explain to you the oncoming AI revolution from the position of a business owner, because that's what I am.
I own the largest online educational platform on the planet, and we also teach AI automation.
So we teach people how to make the machines that replace people.
That's what we teach.
And I said to the people who work for me, I could replace a large percentage of you with machines.
Machines that will outperform you by a factor of two, machines that work 24 hours a day, and machines that I don't have to pay once they're set up.
It will save me a whole lot of money, but you know what?
I'm a nice man.
I'm a nice man.
You've worked for me a long time.
I don't want to replace you with a machine.
We're going to try and just keep things as they were.
It's like the factory owner, you know?
The factory owner and the new machines are coming that make the factory things better than your old man, Ted.
Remember Ted?
Ted, he's worked for you for four years.
Ted's got a family.
Ted and his hammer.
He's a bit slow, old Ted, but he's worked for you for a long time.
You're trying to keep Ted in a job.
The machines come along.
China only uses machines.
They're outperforming you.
China's making everything cheaper than you are now, but you want to keep Ted on the payroll, old Ted.
How you doing, Ted?
That's what most you fucks are, and you don't even realize it.
Let me explain it to you.
I warned all of my staff that I could fire them and I could replace them but I won't.
They all said thanks and then in their hubris and arrogance continued a couple days later to just be normal staff.
They didn't up their game.
They didn't dm me and say how can they perform better.
They didn't ask me there's anything more I need from them.
They were just like oh yeah thanks okay and just carried on being a dipshit.
It ain't gonna last for long because that AI option is always hanging over the boss's head.
Please understand this.
If you're a normal person working for a company, your boss is already discussing with somebody else how to replace you with a machine already.
And they may sit there and think, I want to keep Ted for a while, but it's going to be in the back of their mind.
This option, they can always replace you.
It's like having a girlfriend.
You have a girlfriend.
She's okay.
But you have this real hot chick who's chasing you all the time.
You know?
And when the girlfriend who's okay starts messing up, you just think, why don't I just get that hot chick here and teach this little lesson?
So let me give you an example.
I had 20 members of staff I could have replaced with machines.
I didn't replace the machines.
One of them has been replying to me slowly because he's not got official holiday.
He's just gone to Spain or somewhere.
And he's replying to me a little bit slower because he's enjoying his life.
I don't care.
I'm on house arrest.
I'm not enjoying my life.
Machines don't enjoy their fucking life.
Nobody else is enjoying their life and you're replying to me slow.
So because of that, you got replaced with a machine.
And guess what?
The machine did so fucking fantastic that everybody else in your division got replaced.
So you being a dipshit got everyone fired.
And that is the position anybody, anybody with a job is currently in.
If you are just going to your job thinking everything's going to be fine and not upping your game and not understanding that all of your bosses are constantly working towards and considering replacing you With a machine which will outperform you in every single metric, then you're a dumbass.
The future is AI, and what's interesting about it is you're going to have the people who know how to use it, like me, the business owners who know how to implement it, like me, who get monumentally wealthy, richer than ever before, and the average person is going to get rent.
Have-nots, have-yots.
That's all it's going to be.
AI is going to put more and more money into the hands of people who know how to utilize it and going to take more and more money from the Joe average, I'll do my job and then I'll go home, then I'll log off, dipshit.
Those people are long, long, long gone.
Sorry, Ted!
Sorry, and I'm genuinely making this video.
I'm not trying to brag in any way.
I actually tried to keep these people on the payroll.
I can afford it.
But they're just, humans are ungrateful.
The machine says thank you to me more than the fucking human does.
And the machine doesn't even get paid!
This is the future.
I am the future.
I'm living the future.
I'm trying to live my life spearheading towards the future because I understand that's where time ends.
And this is a warning to every single one of you at home.
You need to understand that you have one of three choices.
You try your very best to be nice to your boss so that he keeps you on even though you're useless like Ted.
You try to outperform a machine, which is impossible, or you learn how to make machines work for you.
And I strongly recommend, especially if you're relatively young, that you take option three and learn how to make machines work for you before it's too late.
Top G is an individual who is capable in all rounds, as my father said.
Top G is an individual who is capable of making machines work for you.
Sheer indefatigability And unmatched perfect capacity Make the fear of the opponent in all lives of the people together When you are top of the team, you are dangerous at every time RG! RG! RG! RG! RG! RG!
It doesn't matter what the competition is As soon as they say my name, you're gonna be like I'm fucking sick No, it doesn't matter what it is Hawk, scotch, jump rope, table tennis, who gives a shit?
Even things I'm not good at.
You know my mindset, my unmatched perspicacity, my ability to perceive it, my sheer indefatigability, the fact that I never get tired.
You add all this together, I am a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavors.
Even things I don't know yet, I don't yet know how to do.
You do not want to compete with me in those things.
That is why I am top G.
That mentality you can expand on as taught as I've been forwarded.
If you do your best in one thing, it can radiate out across your entire life.
That's the greatest thing about being a man.
As a man, when you upgrade your life and you become a better man, by extension, you automatically improve the lives of all of your friends, of your woman, of your children, of your community, of your country.
We radiate.
As a man, when you have a lot of money, you use it to provide and to help others.
I find my happiness through the happiness of others.
My money is for everybody else.
I'm the workhorse.
All I do is work and give it away.
Are you fucking serious?
It's more about giving than receiving.
But that's what life is like as a man.
You give things.
You make other people happy.
That's the whole point of being a man is to stand up and make other people happy and work hard for other people and be dependable for other people.
And it's all about other people when you're a full grown man.
That's just how it works.
I believe the best way I can serve God is to improve the world.
And by improving the world as a whole, God will be happy with me.
And the way to improve the world is to create soldiers.
We need soldiers to fight for God.
We need masculine men to fight against the matrix and the control mechanisms.
We need to be the resistance.
This is how I show God that I am a loyal soldier.
By inspiring other soldiers, I'm Morpheus.
I free the minds which are ready to be freed.
I dedicate so much of my life to you guys.
I don't think you guys understand that most of you in my position would just get in the Bugatti and fuck off and just hang around with chicks and just go on yachts.
I dedicate so much of my life to you guys because I truly believe it's my purpose.
What else am I supposed to do?
Some moron said to me, Andrew, what would you do if your sons don't end up like you?
Thank you.
As if that's even possible.
I am my father.
They are my children.
They are me.
How can they not be me?
They have only been born to continue the Tate dynasty.
That's why they exist.
Yeah, but maybe they want to do other things.
Want.
Who is talking about want?
There is duty.
There is honor.
There's things they must do.
Who asks children what they want?
Children don't want to do anything important.
You must show them via discipline.
You must make them understand that some things are more important than their wants.
That's how they grow into an amazing person.
So then this clown said to me, well, so you're just having sons to be just like you?
That's the only reason you want them?
Yeah.
Basically.
I mean, I'm not going to live forever.
Love is my link to the future.
Primarily, I want versions of me to exist, to leave a mark on the planet.
How gay must you be to not want to leave a mark on Earth?
Think about that mindset.
You have a finite number of human years who are going to die.
That is guaranteed.
There are people who want to die and leave no mark.
They may not have kids at all.
If they do have kids, they want them to be individuals who come up with their own ideas and listen to the TV and YouTube and chuck their dicks off and listen to the school and their little homos and they don't want to leave a carbon footprint.
No, I just want to die and I don't want to be on the internet or on Wikipedia.
I want to be insignificant.
Nobody remember me and my sons don't even represent me and all my ideals and everything I represented is just gone.
I'm one of those people who is bored and vanishes and is never discussed again.
Are you fucking gay?
Your primary objective as a man should be during this lifetime to leave a mark that would be discussed, hopefully a positive one.
That's your goal, right?
Your goal is to be such a fantastic version of human that everybody talks about your upbringing, everybody talks about your parents, everybody talks about your lineage.
It's to make children in your image so when your children are fantastic they then discuss their upbringing, meaning they discuss you by proxy.
Your mindset Your views, your ideals to be propagated into the future?
Isn't that the exact fucking point of being alive?
What else is the point of being alive?
They have emptied your heart and emptied your spirit and emptied your soul of all of the things you used to know you wanted.
The innate masculine desires have been replaced by garbage.
All you've ever wanted is a woman who obeys you, who won't cheat, who will be loyal, who is desperate to give you sons.
That's all you've ever wanted.
And now feminism's convinced women that they shouldn't want that, and even worse, it's convinced you you're a bad person for wanting it.
Oh, I'm a real man and I'm secure, so I don't want my woman to be loyal to me and just give me loads of kids.
I want her to, you know, follow her dreams at that party in Tulum.
Are you gay?
Are you gay?
I'm asking a serious question.
Are you gay?
What else are we alive for?
What's the point in all of this if it's not to leave a positive mark on the world?
What's the point of any of it?
And what's the point in having children if they're not going to replicate you?
Which means you have a duty to your kids to be as fantastic as possible.
I can only hope my children are as good as I am.
Let alone better.
Do you understand how important it is for humanity as a whole that there are ten Andrew Tates in the future?
Not one, ten.
Do you understand how important that is?
I have a duty to them to flawlessly perform People say to me, Andrew, you should shut up.
They're gonna put you in jail.
If I shut up, I may not go to jail, but then I do not get to propagate my ideals.
I do not get to show bravery to my offspring.
I do not get to leave a mark on humanity.
You think I'm afraid of a fucking jail cell?
I'm afraid of eternal insignificance, which is fostered from cowardice.
Because that is the life most of you men are living.
You are too cowardly to do the difficult things which must be done to garner respect from allies and enemies alike.
And you are going to be forgotten.
You are never going to be remembered.
Your sons will never wake up every day thinking, I have to be as good as dad.
I have to try harder.
Your kids will wake up and they'll go to school and they'll learn about Globo Homo.
that's the end of your bloodline.
Globo homo.
It's unbelievable.
You know, the human spirit is actually quite an easy thing to satisfy, especially the masculine one.
You want to be respected, especially by the people close to you.
You want to work hard.
You want to make money.
You want to have a woman who's obsessed with you.
You want to have children who respect you.
You want to provide for all of them.
You want to be feared by your opponents.
You want to be respected by your allies.
That's it.
We live in this technological age where we can do more things than we could ever do before.
You can go to more places.
You can do more activities.
You can play video games.
You can enter the metaverse.
You can go inside the matrix and put the goggles on.
You can jerk off.
You can do all this dumb shit, but your soul feels empty.
And the reason it feels empty is because the things you actually want, you can no longer find.
Feminism has convinced women that they shouldn't respect men.
Even worse, it's convinced you you shouldn't find a woman who respects you.
You think you're a bad man if you don't let your girlfriend go and suck men off in Tulum.
You think that makes you insecure if you don't let her go party every weekend.
When you stand up and say, I'm a man, and I'm a big, strong, competent man, and my woman's going to love me and respect me, and I'm going to protect and provide for her, and I will be obeyed because this is my household, and this is to take name, and this is my creed, you're labeled misogynistic.
Even worse, if you're successful enough, they'll do what they did to me.
They'll label you a terrorist.
You're a terrible person.
At the same time, this is juxtaposed with immigrants and psychos running the streets with blades, murdering on at will.
When masculinity is more needed than ever before to protect families and protect society, they're decimating it in real time by the slave mechanisms, all with the goal of emptying out the cups.
You are a glass, and they're trying to empty you out, get rid of every single drop of water so they can fill you with poison instead.
You have to be empty before you're filled up.
Think about the things that even make you smile nowadays.
Is it a woman telling you that she couldn't leave you?
Is it a woman coming up to you saying, it doesn't matter what you do, I know you keep having babies with other women because you want so many babies, I just can't leave you.
Does that happen to you ever?
No.
Does she even listen to you?
No.
Do your children look at you like a superhero?
Do people fear you?
What makes you happy?
Video games, sports teams?
Going to a concert?
Ah, what if you make enough money on crypto to buy a Lambo and then fuck some whore everyone's fucked?
Does that make you happy?
Are you a man now?
Are you a real G? Did you get a cigar?
It's all fucking gay.
This is why I quit drinking.
People often ask me, Andrew, why'd you quit drinking?
Because I have things to do now.
When I was younger, the world was a very different place.
10, 15 years ago, the entire world was different than it is now.
I don't feel like I've gotten older.
I feel like the world has actually genuinely changed.
And now we're in an age where the oncoming enslavement is so palatable.
You can feel it.
You can smell it.
You can touch it.
All you can possibly be doing is preparing for war.
I'm a billionaire with unlimited finance who can do anything.
And I spend most of my day training, making money, and educating my sons on how difficult their life's going to be.
You have a lot less money and resource and capability and fame and knowledge and intellect than me.
What are you doing with your time?
You should be dedicating even more time to these things than I am.
What are you doing with your time?
Be honest.
Going to the bar.
Whoa!
A girl!
If a girl isn't giving you children, she's not important.
You don't need to talk to her.
That's what she's for.
She's to give you offspring and to respect you and love you.
That's what you need her for.
If she ain't doing those things, you don't need her at all.
You're always going to feel empty until you just admit what you really want.
And the beauty of it is you can't believe that these things are owed to you because they're not.
The beauty about it is these things must be earned.
People say women are ruined and feminism has destroyed them.
It's true.
Women are ruined to the point that their standards are now much higher.
You can get a woman who will dedicate her life to you and trust you completely, but you have to be that guy.
And you can make money, but you have to be that guy.
And you can be feared by your enemies, but you have to be that guy.
Things have changed.
The difficulty has been turned up.
The winners will get higher scores than ever before.
The losers will be decimated in real time.
The Western world is collapsing.
Slavery is coming for everybody.
And you need to at least be perspicacious enough to see all of this coming and indefensible enough to work endlessly to do your best to resist.
And your primary objective should be to have enough sons who will go into history and become fantastic enough for them to discuss who their father was.
My father is still talked about every single day, somewhere on the internet, not only because of his achievements, but because of who I am.
And for that reason, he has sparked global intrigue The most common question I get asked by men is, why am I unhappy?
And the answer isn't an answer they like, but I'm going to tell you all one more time.
why you feel empty and unhappy inside.
It's because you deserve it.
It's because you're a loser.
It's because you haven't tried hard enough.
Because you're not significant enough.
Because that hole in your heart will never be filled by the garbage and asinine bullshit you're doing with your life.
Because nobody respects you and women don't pine after you.
You don't have endless children from endless supermodels.
You haven't achieved enough.
Your name isn't respected.
You're a fucking nobody.
If I was you, I'd be unhappy too.
And you deserve that unhappiness.
And that unhappiness should be endless fire and motivation for you to do whatever it takes to get ahead.
If I am outworking you and I'm already at the top of the mountain, how do you expect to ever get up here?
At the absolute highest echelons of human achievement, I am still outworking you.
I am not distracted by the things you're distracted by.
I've got a huge head start.
And if you ever want to feel truly content in your heart, if you ever want to look in the mirror and understand no matter what they do to me, if they put me in jail, if they attack me online, if they lie about me, if the BBC prints bullshit, if they matrix attack me, if they take my money, no matter what they do to me, I'm still that guy.
It's only going to be achieved via hard work.
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*Music* Hi guys, Tristan Tinker.
Never lost a game?
Of chess?
I've lost a lot of games of chess.
*Music* Too slow.
*Music* Andrew?
Too slow!
I got you.
Is that funny?
You literally got the same color.
In fact, I did not.
Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple because that is truly ridiculous.
So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
Andrew, are you smoking shisha again?
It is.
You're not YouTubing a lung test.
Andrew, this isn't accurate.
The AI machine now controls all our lives.
I mean, it's just giving.
How long is it before doctors are basically AI machines?
Andrew, you're almost halfway to super lungs.
According to this test, if you go the entire way, you do in fact have super lungs.
And I know if you go the whole way, you're never going to let me live this down.
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I'm gonna cheer me up.
Because I know I've been in a bad mood.
I hope it's true.
I hope you're not just trying to make me happy.
Because obviously I moved all the cars.
My cars were outside, so I was looking at them from the pool.
And then I thought, let me move them all under their protection.
After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come.
He wouldn't do it while my cars were out, because me and him have a deal.
We get along.
Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm, and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked.
I hope you guys aren't lying to me just to try and make me smile.
Alex, how do you feel?
- Oh, I'm a pretty.
Old Alex.
I moved all the cars, then God said, shall I get him?
I said get him.
You deserve it.
Why?
Because it's just hilarious when things happen to you.
And he said, it's literally not repairable.
It's not repairable?
Not to be fair about it.
So that means you're going to have to replace the windscreen.
Yeah.
And it's not going to cost.
Bro, I don't keep on going to look.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Dude, you're just losing me again.
Look at the dance.
I've never lost a game.
Look at the dance, though.
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Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled.
And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.
As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.
The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982. What it is today.
That is the underlying reason why everything is fun.
So you're saying college is a waste of time?
Correct.
I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.
That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
I will teach you how to make money online.
You can escape the matrix, you can be geographically free, I made it cheap enough for everybody to be able to join.
That the strength of our brotherhood is so deep that we are seen as one man.
The strength of our brotherhood is so deep that we are able to find the strength of our brotherhood.
The strength of our brotherhood is so deep that we are able to find the strength of our brotherhood.
You've always got my back here.
I've always got back here.
I've always got your back, right?
Too strong!
I'm too far to kill him!
I'm too far to kill him! - I don't know. - Captain Paul, what's your idea?
Well, Captain Fun, I'm saying Andrew never wants to go out.
No.
I'm saying right now, even though we can taste it.
Like this second.
For each.
For each.
Let's do it.
I mean.
I'm going to talk and hit your final words.
- Say you get out of the monster first.
- All right, I'm gonna document your final words because we need video evidence.
- How do you eat?
- He's a loser.
- I'm surprised at it.
- I can't be on camera admitting that you're a loser.
- I should.
- You quit.
- I should. - All day. - You're freezing.
Never lost!
Ever!
Every life!
Never lost!
It's kind of a cheat code to throw it up and then drink it again, but I'm ready!
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We were offered to sell our souls, and we refused, and that is why we're now in this and that is why we're now in this current situation we're in.
When you get to a certain level of fame, you either put on a dress or you go to jail, and I'm happy to make my choice, which is jail every single time.
My soul is not for sale, neither are my principles.
As soon as they deem you an enemy to their narratives which they're trying to purport upon the population, if you speak against the establishment, they will do anything it takes to silence you, even if it's against the law, even if it's made up.
First they come for us.
For all of you!
The Matrix is real.
It is very dangerous to be a man nowadays.
I don't even know what the answer is to it.
It's insanity.
We're out to get all of us.
It's not just you and me.
Every single person of the voice is gonna try and destroy it.
Any man who tells the truth is gonna try and destroy it.
So you gotta lead by example.
As long as you've got millions of people all following your example, they can't lock everyone up.
Accusing a man of a sex crime is the fastest possible way to discredit what he's saying.
Yeah, it's a pretty standardized tactic.
Any man who is successful in the world is gonna have a degree of history with females, and that's the way they attack you.
It's an attack vector.
They've done it to Trump, they did it to Assange, they're trying to do it to me.
Days after WikiLeaks revealed that the US government had been spying on its allies and lying about it, Julian Assange was arrested in London for rape.
He's been suffering this persecution for 12 years and he has been living isolated for 12 years without any rights.
What was the crime?
Publishing Truthful information.
The US committed war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan.
So the journalist that published those war crimes is in jail.
And the people that committed those crimes are not even under investigation.
So that's absolutely crazy.
Nine years later, prosecutors dropped the case against Assange for lack of evidence.
So somehow that fact was not as widely covered.
As soon as they want to get rid of you, they will try and accuse you of the most heinous crimes because sexual crimes are heinous.
It slanders your name, which makes the process itself a punishment.
It doesn't matter if you're found innocent at the end of it because they've slandered you for years anyway.
The process is a punishment, which is why they choose sexual crimes.
They're also extremely subjective, hard to prove.
They don't need any solid evidence.
Here we are two years into this process.
You don't see any girls with bruises.
Where's the victims of all this?
We are not victims.
He is not a human trap.
The whole thing is garbage.
It's head-to-toe garbage.
It's a matrix attack.
Sexual violence.
We don't know where.
We don't know when.
We don't know against who.
Maybe at some point 11 years ago.
Send this man to jail without a trial.
They're not allowing us to win.
They don't want us to win.
And they've realized they need to get desperate, so they've gone all the way back to 2012. These are very serious allegations.
I can't understand that you're not accepting that, surely.
I can make a very serious allegation against you, sir.
No, I'm...
Yeah, go on.
I can't.
Allegations by who?
Who are the women?
What are their names?
Allegations by...
No, can you name it?
Can you name one?
But you know...
Thought not.
Thought so.
Thought no!
It's just done and used to destroy men who speak against any kind of agenda they do not like.
And it's happening over and over and over again.
You need to stand up and say you've had enough and you're not listening to this garbage.
If you want to be one of those people who believes anything the MSM says, fine, believe it.
Now Russell Brand.
They've done Tucker.
They've done Elon.
They're doing Trump.
They've done Assange.
They're coming for everybody on repeat.
And they're not going to stop until we stand up and say we don't believe you anymore.
Because it's their number one primary weapon.
Sexual crimes are heinous.
They can't tar you with any other crime.
If they would have said to you at home, me and my brother are car thieves, nobody would have cared, innocent or guilty.
It doesn't damage our reputation.
But when you accuse someone of being a rapist, which is a disgusting thing, Any man who genuinely ranks a woman should see a prison cell.
I absolutely and utterly believe that with all my heart.
I have daughters.
Rape my daughter.
I dare you.
You won't see a prison cell.
You'll see the ground.
I'll guarantee it myself.
You'll be headless in the dirt.
But that is very different being a genuine rapist from being accused randomly from people from you've known 10, 15 years ago and trial by media in a position where you can't even properly defend yourself.
And they're doing this on repeat to tarnish names, to try and destroy credibility over and over and over again.
It has to stop and it's not going to stop until we make it very clear to the people who are trying to do this to anybody who speaks against the establishment that we don't believe a word they say anymore.
I truly believe that someone had to stand up and speak and God gave me a platform and I have the ability to affect young men with my voice and I truly believe there is evil in the world and good men don't stand by when evil is taking place and someone needs to stand up and say the pertinently obvious things which can save the world.
They've tried to cancel us because they don't like that we are telling the truth to the world.
If we were lying, they would allow us to lie.
When you rip out a man's tongue, you're not proving him a liar, you just prove you're afraid of him telling the truth.
They're trying to keep these lies alive.
Nobody believes them any more.
The good guys have always been losing.
It's always been this way since the dawn of human time.
It seems to be that evil always has the advantage, but somehow good wins in the end.
It is the truth.
It is light that they fear.
We're telling the truth and we're repeatedly telling the truth and we have morals and we have standards and we're standing up for what we know is right and we're standing up for God.
The moral arc of the universe bends towards truth.
It bends towards truth and justice in the end.
And I'm trying to make you understand that this is a battle for humanity.
This is Satanists against God.
This is a battle for your spirituality.
This is a battle for your freedom.
This is a battle for everything that you've ever held dear.
It's a battle for the freedom of the people you love and that you need to start doing something.
And you can't just sit there and say, I'm an Andrew Tate fan and be broke.
And you can't sit there and be, I'm an Andrew Tate fan and you're out of shape.
I'm an Andrew Tate fan, I'm unimportant.
No.
If you're a fan of mine, you need to matter because I need soldiers in my army who can genuinely do something.
I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.
*Dial tone*
I did so much to kill 'em with me *Mario plays*
*Mario plays* Watch the full episode now, exclusively on Rumble *Mario plays* That the strength of our brotherhood is so deep that we are seen as one man
*Music plays* You've always got my back.
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I'm too strong.
I'm too far to kill!
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Who is Andrew Tate?
Andrew Tate was born in December 1986 in Washington DC and raised in Chicago by his mother Eileen and father Emery Andrew Tate II, an international chess master who served in the United States Air Force as a sergeant where he excelled as a linguist.
At the age of 11, following his parents' divorce, Andrew moved to a council estate in Luton, England with his mother and younger brother, Tristan.
Developing an interest in fighting as a teenager, Andrew joined Storm Jim where he harnessed his unique fighting skills under the guidance of legendary trainer Amir Subasic.
I'm ready to kill.
I don't do this for fun.
This is a lot of sport to me.
I don't enjoy it.
I hate training.
I hate fighting.
This is f***ing war.
With an unorthodox fighting style, he went on to become a four-time world champion kickboxer.
What a crunch and shot!
And the snake strikes!
Rising to popularity online for his lavish lifestyle, controversial opinions and entertaining personality.
His rise to fame did not come without backlash.
Controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate.
Andrew Tate.
Andrew Tate.
The BBC challenged him on whether his views about women broadcast to his millions of online followers harmed young people, as many teachers and police officers claim.
Online influencer Andrew Tate's vile misogyny infiltrates our classrooms and society.
Becoming the most searched man on Google in 2022, Andrew was swiftly wiped out of social media platforms around the globe.
Attaculate your character and cancel you.
Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram for violating its policies around dangerous individuals.
How I prescribe Andrew Tate as an extremist group.
Self-proclaimed misogynist Andrew Tate.
He is one of the most shocking and controversial figures on social media.
Despite the unrelenting attack by big power players and global elites, an advocate for free speech and a newly emerging social platform, Rumble swiftly found a place for Andrew.
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My match perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a fear of a person in any realm.
I sat down with Patrick Bette-David and I said, they fucked up.
I think they made a massive, massive mistake.
And if they don't see it themselves yet, they will certainly.
Pressure is behind the dam.
The only crack that's missing is for someone to be cancelled and be more successful than before.
That's all that it takes.
Not only did I become the most viral person on the planet, I did it while being heavily Shadow Man.
In 2022, Andrew embraced Islam, marking a significant shift in his beliefs and lifestyle.
And I became religious because I realized there's so much evil in the world.
God must exist, equal and opposite force.
And I see so much pure evil, the devil must be real, which means God must be real.
In December 2022, Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Romania for allegations they both deny.
Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been arrested in Romania as part of a human trafficking rape and forming an organized criminal group.
During their incarceration, the media continued its attack to tarnish Tate's name, but after spending three months behind bars and with limited grounds to hold them, the notorious Tate brothers were released on house arrest.
The court in Romania has agreed to allow the controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate to leave prison and move into house arrest.
The British-American former kickboxer has millions of online followers.
He's being investigated for a number of crimes, all of which he denies.
Freedom at last.
I maintain my absolute innocence and I think most people understand this and I look forward to being home.
Tied down to a slow Romanian judicial system and without support from the UK or US embassies, in December 2023, the brothers were both denied the right to see their mother after she suffered from a heart attack at her home in Luton.
Something both brothers attribute to the pestering from news agencies such as the BBC. A request from Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan to visit their mum who suffered a heart attack in the UK has been denied by a Romanian court.
The reason my mother is having a heart attack is probably because of the media harassing her all the time and the BBC were doing this.
The BBC were knocking out her fucking window.
The BBC were waiting outside of her house.
Wouldn't let her go shopping.
The BBC are animals.
A deliberate attack on your consciousness and your moral fiber.
And it's being done consciously by Satanists.
One sec, why are there police at my house?
Tristan, why are the police?
Are we going to jail?
Should I pack?
Should I get my jail bag?
Oh, we need to check if you've run away.
It's a setup.
It's a clear fucking setup.
So they can put us in jail.
What a cruel fucking trick.
You reject my request to see my mother, who's potentially on her deathbed having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack.
And the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house, You're fucking animals.
You know who you are.
You are fucking animals.
In defiance of attacks from mainstream media and an onslaught of new cases, the Tate Brothers' influence continues to dominate worldwide.
On June 9th, 2024, Andrew Tate took the crypto world by storm with the introduction of Daddy, rising the ranks to become the largest coin ever influenced by a personal brand, earning his personal allowance of the coin, worth over $110 million to ensure his fans will profit.
150 million dollars of daddy coin I have and I'm gonna set it on fucking fire now.
Burn it.
As of today, the Tate brothers face a new set of allegations.
Police in Romania are questioning Andrew Tate.
He faces several new charges.
Decot also seized a large number of assets, adding to the already substantial collection of luxury cars, watches and money that was initially taken as part of the investigation, accounting for an estimated 23 million US dollars.
Most of which both brothers see little hope in ever retrieving from the corrupt and arduous Romanian prosecutors.
Unfazed by current events and constrained within the Romanian border for the foreseeable future, the Tate brothers continue to adapt to new challenges and press on with a never-ending battle.
I've been nice.
I've been patient.
I've played the games.
I've respected the judiciary.
The media is complicit.
All of you are.
When they first threw us in fucking jail, when they first put us in there, you're all running around saying human traffickers.
None of you said, where's the evidence?
Where's the proof?
Where's the pictures?
Where's the videos?
None.
Three years later, they do the same fucking bullshit.
This is a fucking setup.
This is disgusting.
Stop it!
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Here inside of the real world, you're not just some lone wolf.
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We don't settle for less, and we don't let our brothers settle for less either.
We hold each other accountable, we support each other, and we celebrate our victories together.
A community of people, we've already succeeded, so they're gonna help you succeed too.
They told me that I was out of shape, broke, just to call me out.
It was what I needed, to have a real reset solution.
Every day we log in, we have people to look for, and people need their answers, so we are there, we're helping them.
Inside the real world, there's nothing negative, it's all positive, and you've just got to put in the work.
This is about hard work.
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Welcome to the trenches, you motherfuckers.
When's the last time you see me smoke a cigarette?
Never!
Shisha cigars, yes, but a cigarette?
That's rock bottom.
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When I bust out a cigarette, times are hard.
So I'm in the Solana Degen trenches trying to find the most retarded bullshit.
The difference between you and me, you go in the trenches hoping to fucking win.
You want to come back alive.
For me, this is a suicide mission.
I have no objective outside of the lulz.
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That's my only objective.
It's a suicide mission.
So before I fucking commit Solana suicide, I need a cigarette.
Why not a fucking lighter in here?
I don't know.
You niggers think of the only people who can Solana DJ.
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Right, I'm gonna throw out my photon and things.
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So I heard that Pump Fun's gone fucking wild.
Okay.
Everyone's just making all these coins hoping I just jump on it.
And guys, I want you to know, I'm not like all these other fucking influencer losers in crypto world.
I have no plans whatsoever.
I need the speaker from the gym, the JBL speaker, because this won't connect to my phone.
And another coffee, please.
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Hopefully we can pump some coins up to 1-200 million that pissed the Matrix off.
Keep them up there for a while.
So that the BBC news, because you know the news is going to be watching this stream.
Controversial influencer went on a stream and made a bunch of Solana DGens promote a coin that said that women can't drive.
You got that right.
Okay.
Need another fucking cigarette before we get started.
Need some nicotine.
Where's all my things?
My things have been stolen from me.
Where's the lighter?
Right where?
If you're not smoking a pack of cigarettes an hour, gentlemen, you're not in the trenches.
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They're going to say, I don't have one.
Lost it in the trenches, trying to Solana D-Gen.
If you don't know how to use Photon, you are woefully underprepared for the battle that's about to commence, the chaos!
You're about to land on Normandy Beach on D-Day, and you don't know how to use a fucking gun.
So if you don't know how to use Photon, fuck off.
Or stay and enjoy the show.
If you're brave enough to try and learn how to use Photon during this stream, then let me give you the simple rundown.
Get a phantom wallet.
Put some Solana in it.
Link it to your Photon.
Have fun.
But I'm gonna put my Photon referral link on Twitter for anyone who wants to sign up.
Because anyone who signs up specifically to Photon during my degenning will be rewarded at a later date because I'm Top G.
Let me tweet it now.
Let me tweet it now.
The whole chain is mine today.
So I'm going to give you all a little bit of time to sign up to Photon if you need to.
I want 3,000 retweets on my Photon link.
And then we're going to dive headfirst.
Headfirst into the trenches.
Headfirst!
Headfirst.
We're going to start throwing Solana around.
This is a once-in-a-generation casino.
Gentlemen, I want you to understand, if you're trying to make generational wealth this way, that's great.
You do need a way to actually make some money so you can afford to gamble.
And you should only be gambling a small percentage of your income.
So you should join the real world to make some money online so you can afford to do this gambling.
But tonight we're going to spin it up.
It's one of those nights.
Wife's been moaning.
We're at the casino.
Kids college fund.
They ain't gonna be grown for a full three more years.
We can just spend it now.
You know?
Been saving up ten years to send that little shit to college.
Who fucking cares?
We're gonna pump it up.
We're gonna ride everything to the bottom.
I'm not in it to win.
I'm riding it to the bottom.
Oh look, a 10,000% up.
Riding to the bottom.
I don't need money!
I don't even want money.
It's stressful.
The more money I get, the more time I go jail.
It's stressful.
I don't want it anymore.
I need another fucking cigarette.
That's what I need.
Fucking hell.
Let's check the retweets.
Alright, so let's see what retweets we got.
I'm just going to scroll up and down Twitter, and if I see a project I like, I'm going to ape it.
So if you've got a good project, you better start tweeting.
You better start tweeting.
1.3k retweets.
We're getting there.
We're getting there.
1.3k retweets.
So now that's at 3,000, we're going to jump into the trenches.
Let me have a cigarette.
We're gonna pump it up.
Turn your speaker off because your speaker's fucking with my things.
All right.
All right.
Gentlemen Listen to me Listen to your commander.
I'm prepared to die in this battle, but you might live.
You might be rewarded from my sacrifice.
I'll go down.
I'll bleed to death on the battlefield, but you can win.
You can survive.
You can be a somebody.
You can pay your rent for the first time in human time.
I'll make the suicide for us all, but you can do it.
But we're not going to be able to do it without bravery.
There is no chance for any one of you at home to make any money at all unless you're smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee, and doing shoulder press.
It's called pump it up for a reason.
Every time I pick up the weights to start shoulder pressing, you better fucking join in so that chart can grow.
I got four kilo weights here.
They're not even heavy.
We can pump them all night long.
Insert your mom joke.
Get some fucking cigarettes.
We're going to pump some charts to the fucking moon.
Elon thinks he's the only one who can go to space.
I'll show you space.
Then you put rockets in space, bro.
- Bro. - We checked the retweets.
Where we at?
Where we at?
2.6!
2.6!
400 more retweets.
Alright!
You motherfuckers we might have a hundred grand Bitcoin You got a hundred thousand dollar bitcoin, me in the photon trenches, and I bust case before we got GTA 6. Thread guy just said something, so I retweeted him.
I said, Street's got Andrew Tate using Photon before GTA 6.
I said, your hair is shit.
You can fly here.
You know where I am, thread guy.
You know where I am.
You've been here before.
We're not business.
Right, share screen things.
Are we on 3,000 now?
I need clear vision.
I need clear vision.
Eagle Eye.
So, one in the chat, if I start scrolling Pump Fun, two in the chat, if I start scrolling Twitter, looking for shit to ape.
One in the chat for Pump Fun, two in the chat for Twitter to find projects to ape in on.
I'm ready.
Let's check the chat.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
It's pretty mixed.
Ones and twos.
It's pretty mixed If Bitcoin gets to 100k While we're on this stream I'm taking credit and I'm doing something fucking stupid Something financially irresponsible, fiscally immature.
I'm going to do something which is probably borderline illegal and is terrible for my PR according to the MSM. Because I have over a thousand Bitcoins.
So once we're at 100k, the game's done.
GG. Tate wins.
Done.
I haven't been playing these Solana games.
I'm old school.
I was in Bitcoin at like fucking 200 bucks.
What's the Bitcoin price?
I need the Bitcoin price up here.
We have the stocks app.
Dow Jones.
No one gives a fuck about the Dow Jones up in here.
We are D-gens.
We have no interest in the Dow Jones.
Dow who?
Dow who?
3%.
That's gas fees, nigger.
I'm here to make fucking generational wealth off pocket money.
I'm here to lose it all.
I'm here to be a somebody or a nobody.
To take the risk.
We're not business about fucking Dow Jones 4%.
Fuck you.
$98,000.
98.6.
If we get to $100,000 while I'm on this stream, all hell's breaking loose.
Call Michael Saylor.
Tell him.
Tell him.
Go on.
call him and a fucking cigarette Alright gentlemen, power up with me.
If you listen to my advice, down your coffee, finish your coffee, get some nicotine in your blood.
We're about to go, we're about to charge at the gunfire.
We're about to go over the trench and charge at the bullets.
Power up I mean the trenches Buss in case.
This is a live feed. Of pump funds.
New coins being created. This is a live feed.
Women!
See Tate!
Tate W! Gas nigger!
Call him!
Women can't drive!
Women can't drive!
Tate Uni!
Pump Fun is mine!
Every fucking coin!
Michael Saylor!
Every coin is me!
I own the platform tonight.
I am the fucking god maker.
I decide who gets rich, who goes broke.
I decide!
And anyone who decides to rug any coin I choose will regret it.
Because once you rug it, I'll pump it to the fucking stratosphere.
I will go to your house.
I will take your mom.
I'll get helium balloons and I will send her to a different elevation so she can sit there struggling for air amongst the outer fucking realms of the universe watching the coin surpass her because you rugged it!
You did this to your mother!
You!
Godmaker, seagull, cigarette. - Go ahead.
Which coin do I pump?
Make this make sense to me.
I'm talking to the guy off screen.
Make this make sense.
Make this make some sense.
You know what?
The first call of the day.
I don't know how to make it the first or the last call of the day.
Because I feel like we're going to need their help.
We're going to give a token amount to the real niggers.
*music* Ooh, a Rumble coin.
Do we pump up Rumble?
Where's Rumble?
Oh, I lost it.
Can't find it.
Because Rumble allows this kind of streaming.
On YouTube, they wouldn't let me do this.
They'd be crying their eyes out.
Some gay shit about racism.
But you know, here, I can stream whatever the fuck I want.
free speech where do you have a token amount to the real niggers Because the real niggers are the best community in crypto.
Real nigger take.
How much do I buy?
We'll give them a token amount.
It's going to send them something.
We'll give all the real niggers something quick.
We're going to come back for the real niggers later.
Don't worry.
We're coming back for you, real niggers.
We're coming back for you.
Real nigger news.
It's blowing up.
The real niggers.
That's right.
Here's 10 sold.
I'll give you 10 more.
What do you mean my phantom's not connected?
Shit.
There we go.
That's better.
Now let's pump up the real niggers I might have to call my quant soon Who knows things.
Even the website's going slow.
We're giving money to the real niggers first.
Hurry the fuck up, Photon.
There we go.
Here we go, real niggers.
For the real Gs.
For the OGs of the game.
Real nigger Tate been around.
You better know I've been around for a very long time.
These guys make the best memes on the internet.
Every time some bitch is saying some stupid shit, the real niggers jump in.
Start saying, shut up.
Tate's a real nigger.
So we're going to send them some money.
We'll give them 10 soul.
This is congested as fuck.
Solana's on fire.
We're gonna give him 10 soul.
We're gonna give him 10 soul more.
We're gonna give him 10 soul more after that.
We're gonna real nigger it up.
Because tonight is a night for the real niggers.
It's one of those nights.
The congestion on this fucking network.
Bro, let me ask the geek.
No, not the geek.
That's weird.
That's sorry.
That's not nice.
The door. Photons crashed.
I've crashed Photon Transaction attempting to fill Boom!
Just bought 10 real nigger tapes.
What's the most niggery song?
I need a nigger song for that.
And a cigarette.
I should go all my baby mothers here. - All the baby mother around me.
Ask him, how often does he see his kids?
This green candle is a symbol of resistance.
It's a symbol of resistance against the enslavement they've attempted to bestow on our minds.
We have to fight back.
Real niggers never die.
Real niggers fight to the end.
Real niggers lose all their money.
They ride it to the fucking bottom.
Real niggers never sell.
Real niggas do whatever it takes to end up broke with children they can't pay for.
Real niggas aren't in it for the money.
We're in it for the lols!
It's funny!
What were we at?
10 more!
10 more!
Boom!
Went through!
10 more!
Buy!
Buy!
Buy my real nigger tape!
Take my Solana!
Buy it!
Buy it!
I ate a fucking cigarette!
Tell Christy to bring me cigarettes!
I need fucking cigarettes now!
Buy!
Go through!
Attempting to fill transaction!
Fill it!
Fill it!
Buy!
I need a fucking cigarette!
Some coffee!
We need to do shoulder press, gentlemen.
Who's got their weights ready?
We need to do shoulder press.
To pump the price, we have to pump our shoulders.
We need to pump on your head.
Y'all come off the bed.
My weights are green.
I found the green ones to pump the candle.
Lift it up!
Need to buy more I need to buy more.
I need to do 100 shoulder press and buy more.
Go finish shoulder press and buy more real nigger tape.
Go get back in the fucking trenches.
Go find more coins.
Go spend Solana.
Go buy stuff.
To the fucking moon.
Taking every fucking nigger with me.
Taking all my enemies' females.
Hearing the lamentations of their women.
For the size of my massive ding-dong.
I've lost count.
I've no idea how many I've done.
Fuck.
Lost count.
Right, what's next?
Real niggers, I'll be back for you before the stream is over.
I'm coming back for the real niggers.
before the stream is over i'm coming back i'm coming back new pairs who we got what we got pump weights tape pump g tape g tape do i pump g tape hmm convince me Thank you.
It's a fucking cigarette.
It's about time.
Need some more.
Thanks.
Convince me!
Convince me!
You cannot just offer it to me.
You have to fucking convince me!
Make me wanna pump it!
Ding dong!
Ding dong?
Do I pump ding dong?
Hate niggers?
I hate niggers.
Shit, I hate niggers.
Where's that?
He hates niggers.
This will definitely end up in the BBC. This will definitely go against me in my criminal trials.
Be awfully foolish for me to buy some of this, wouldn't it?
Yeah, tell her that's the Tristan problem.
Cigarettes, new cigarettes.
Do I do it?
Is he gonna rug us?
Who's this little fucking faggot?
Do I do it?
Do I buy?
Pump funders migrating.
Bonding curve.
Let's wait for the bonding curve.
Yeah, let's do it.
Someone call Lucy.
Yeah.
Call Lucy.
Tell her I pumped up a coin thing.
I hate niggers.
Do it.
Do it.
I need a cigarette.
I'm on coffee number 38. I feel hydrated and fantastic.
I need a fucking cigarette.
We're in the trenches.
We're in the fucking trenches.
Hurry up, bonding curve!
We haven't got time!
We have action!
Radium!
Get the fucking world!
We gotta fucking pump this to the fucking moon, you little faggot!
Let's go!
My grace, it's taking too long.
Hey niggas, you're taking a long time.
I'm gonna save you.
I might come back for you.
We'll see.
I'll check on you in two minutes.
Go find something else to pump.
Ah!
While I have all of your attention, while you're all here, I just show you my Twitter quickly and remind you of something very important.
Matt Shea is a little faggot.
That's the DNG who came to my house.
He got wrecked again.
And his girlfriends are fucking free.
So I want retweets on this tweet.
Let me show you.
Matt Shea, who works for Vice News, who I invited into my house and was nice to and who works for Vice News, who I invited into my house and was nice to and then He has three unlock achievements on his Pornhub account with his personal email address.
This is his female, supposedly, who he's fucking in love with.
He's a DNG. Dork, nerd, geek.
I want to see a thousand retweets on this.
We'll come back and deal with hate niggers so the BBC has something to print.
And we'll get back in the fucking trenches.
I got two more packs of cigarettes.
It's getting fucking started.
Tristan, send me another thousand souls.
One thousand souls, please.
Give it to me!
I want a thousand soul.
Tomorrow I'm gonna tweet the video of him waiting outside my gate for whoever hasn't seen it.
The DNG waiting outside my gate like a little fucking girl for four hours begging for an interview.
Fucking faggot.
Are the niggers ready?
Hate niggers is done.
Still migrating.
Retweet them.
There's a thousand retreats to get back in the trenches.
Guys.
Do I call the daddy quant, the guy who made daddy real and put daddy together because he's saying he wants to double daddy.
Do I call the daddy quant or do I ignore him and keep being a fucking dickhead?
One in the chat if I call the daddy guy who has loads of information on which coins are gonna be good.
Two in the chat if I ignore him and stay retarded.
Do we need some genuine technical analysis?
Or do we just need me randomly picking coins again?
What's it going to be?
See a lot of ones.
They want me to call the devs.
Should I call the dev?
Should I call the dev?
We got a thousand retweets on this fucking faggot yet.
Where is he?
How many retweets we got?
507. I want a thousand.
Let's get that done.
I'll call the daddy dev.
We'll see what he has to say.
See which projects he believes in.
You believe in projects?
Hear that shit?
Hear that?
Hear it?
I actually, technical analysis, I looked at the chart.
Gay!
Gay!
You believe in prod, you looked at the chart.
Fucking gay.
We have no time for that.
There's no analysis, there's no charts.
Not on my show.
We run on, we just feel it out.
You know?
Ja will provide.
He makes the money rain.
We don't have to look at the charts.
We're real niggers.
Just stop.
Job provides.
Understand?
Let me see what he has to say for himself.
Let me call him.
Let me call him.
Wagwan!
Photon is mine!
I am Photon now!
I'm the Photinator!
Turn his mic up.
So what are you saying?
Something about charts?
Something about coins?
What is all this rubbish?
This shit is so retarded.
No, you're good at crypto.
You're good.
You're all right.
But I don't know if you can beat me.
I'm just saying you're all right.
Solana?
You're all right, but I don't know if you can beat me.
Someone paid 400 Solana to get the first transaction on hate.
I can't even say that word on the stream.
I'm just saying, like, you're okay.
But I don't know if you're as good as me.
At Crypto.
Well, I told you to buy a generational wealth chill guy entry today, and you couldn't do it, so...
Fuck chill guy!
I don't get this chill guy meme.
I don't get it.
It's not funny.
I don't understand it.
Why does anyone give a shit about this stupid chill guy?
I don't understand it.
It's just shit.
It's funny.
I find it really funny.
Stop fighting my bags, bruv.
You're fucking up my bags.
It's all gonna go down because of you.
What's funny about it?
Make me laugh.
Tell me a chill guy.
Make me laugh.
Go on.
When fucking Bitcoin goes to 100k, but you're a chill guy, isn't it?
Gonna have to try harder than that, bro.
That ain't funny.
I'm laughing.
I don't know.
I'm laughing, personally.
I'm laughing.
Well, I don't get the chill guy thing.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna pump chill guy or I'm gonna fud it to fuck.
Because crypto's mine now.
Crypto's mine.
So I might just fucking wreck it.
Just for fun.
Wasn't it drawn by a little faggot?
It was drawn by a faggot, yes.
It was drawn by a faggot.
And the faggot in question actually did some faggot shit today.
Almost killed the project.
But we managed to get it back and send the faggot hundreds of thousands of dollars to donate his art to us.
So...
Well, I don't have any of that.
So fuck that.
So what should I get?
What should I do?
Tell me a good project.
I think you should...
I think good projects.
I think G's a sick project.
I think Daddy's a sick project.
I think that right now what I'm seeing is pretty funny.
I saw this Matt Shea coin come up on my fucking new pairs.
That was funny.
Matt Shea faggot.
Matt Shea faggot?
So which one do I pump?
Do I pump G, my loyal pet, who I've loved for eight long years, who's never betrayed me, my perfect dog G, or do I pump Matt Shea the faggot?
This is actually fucking difficult.
This is hard.
What do I pump now?
For the first time in a long time, I'm stuck with a conundrum I can't seem to solve.
Do I pump G, or do I pump Matt Shea's a faggot?
Because he is a faggot.
He is a faggot.
He thinks people are scared of him, just no one respects him enough to give him 10 minutes, and he doesn't get it.
Did he actually bring...
Why didn't he bring the chocolate?
If he brought the chocolates, would you let him interview you?
Of course.
Of course.
Little bitch.
Little bitch.
Alright, so G. We've got G coin here.
Where is G? Maybe I should put G on the stream.
But then Matt Shays a faggot.
Let me try and find...
Cops?
I'm trying to look at new pairs, but you've crashed the fuck out of Photon.
I'll be so honest with you.
Like, Photon's cooked.
Will they come in here?
Will they come in?
Yeah, ask the police if they'll come in.
I've got a sign because I'm a criminal.
So the cops are going to come on my stream.
Tell the police to buy something.
I will.
Guys, we'll ask the cops.
G or Matt Shea.
We'll ask them.
Gentlemen, come in.
Come in.
Okay, no problem.
We're going to ask the Romanian cops if it's G or Matt Shea that gets a bunch of my Solana now.
Which one are we going to do?
The Romanian cops have the final word.
What do I type in to find this Matt Shea coin?
Fucking Matt Shea faggot, innit?
I'll send it on Discord to you.
I'll send it on Discord.
How many?
There must be loads of them, no?
Let me see.
Send me any one.
There's going to be loads of them, but there's one that I bought, so you should pump my bag instead.
Nah, not pumping your bag.
Fuck you.
That might be G. That might be the G coin now.
I might have to go all in on G. Let me buy some G for that.
Let me buy G. For trying to make me do dishonest things while I'm the most honest man in crypto, I'm going to start buying G-Clips now.
Ten Sol.
Should I go in your wallet and buy it before I say shit?
That's probably smarter.
Nah, bruv.
I'm the most honest man in crypto.
Ten Sol.
No, I'm kidding.
Where's the feds?
Come make me sign my paper, Ten Sol.
Ten Sol. - Purple Ten Sol of G. - I'm trying.
I'm just doing 10 solo at a time.
I'm just buying, but it keeps freezing.
Fuck.
Transaction sent.
Fuck niggas, I shouldn't have been honest with Dave, bro.
That shit's fucked.
Transaction sent.
Good.
Transaction sent.
You could have just retired my bloodline and I just fucking, I was honest with you.
Like a retard.
How you doing, bro?
You good?
Yes.
Let me sign.
I have a quick question for you.
It makes no sense.
G or Mache?
Matt Shea is a faggot who works for the BBC, and G is my dog, and I have to decide which crypto coin I pump.
I don't know.
You don't know?
It's all right.
G? You think G? G? All right, G. Thanks, G. Thank you.
G! They said G! Cops said G. They said fucking G. They said G. Send G higher.
Let's send G higher.
Alright.
Let's send G higher.
Someone get G. Tell Chrissy to bring G in here.
If we go offline and the wires go everywhere, it's because G's here.
This is G's day.
The cops love him.
So it's G's day.
Ten soul.
Ten soul.
I need a hundred soul options.
Bro, Photon is fucking broken, bro.
It is broken, but I think I can fix it.
I've got an idea.
I'm gonna put on my Mongol hat.
You're a wizard, mate.
If I put on my Mongol hat, we can get somewhere.
We're going to pump G up and then we're going to get back in the trenches and find some fucking garbage.
Listen, the problem is, I want trash.
I want the biggest pure bullshit garbage trash.
I'm in the trenches for real.
I'm a degen.
I want the absolute shittest coins.
I need to find trash.
Bro, the shittest coins that you want, yeah, they'll go instantly to 10 mil as soon as I fucking say a ticker.
So it's kind of like, it's kind of dumb because no coin is shit once it goes to 3 mil, is it?
We have to be careful what we say because we're accidentally pumping everything.
Well, there's nothing we can do about that, is there?
We just have to buy random shit and not sell and just let the trenches eat.
Wait, wait, G, come up here.
Come here, G. Careful, this is hot.
He's gonna knock my sheesh over.
G, come up here.
I think we should let the trenches eat.
There we go.
Can we see him on camera?
G! Look at the camera.
G! Your coin's pumping.
Show your happy face.
He doesn't look that happy, but it's fine.
Right, so now I'm going to give everyone a chance, an equal opportunity.
I'm going to scroll up and down.
I'm going to scroll up and down and find something that insults Matt Shea because I want to pump it.
That's the goal.
What do you think, crypto expert?
I think that's a good idea because Matt Shea's a faggot.
I agree.
I also think G's sick, bro.
Look at the way he sat next to you right now.
Of course, he's my fucking road dog.
He deserves 100 mil.
He's never let me down.
He's my road dog.
He's always been beside me.
So, I'm going to come back to G. I'm going to keep this coin open.
How did hate niggas do?
Is that still open?
That's still open.
All right, so we've got lots of coins we have to ape largely into.
I'm only doing 10 soul clips, but I might DM you which coins to super ape and make super candles on.
At the end of this show, we should super candle something.
Just to scare everyone.
Keep them all afraid.
They're all tracking my wallet?
What does that mean?
Explain that to me.
I'm a boomer.
What does that mean?
Okay, basically, yeah, everyone's got your fucking wallet and their little faggot autistic on-chain sleuth telegram apps, and every time you do something on the chain, they'll track it and they'll buy it and they'll think that they're front-running you.
So we have to somehow Aikido them so they stop acting gay.
Interesting.
So they're trying to famoose me.
Well, yeah, but at the same time, you could let them famuse you and let the trenches eat, but at the same time, like, that will only be the niggas that know how to use these gay on-chain sleuth fucking apps.
Like, do you know what I mean?
Like, who we want to eat is like the real niggas in the chat right now that don't really understand crypto, like retail niggas, you know what I mean?
Yeah, so how do we help the retail niggas?
I want to make retail niggas rich tonight.
What do we do?
That's the thing.
If you open up a casino and you let everyone win on the first night, people are inclined to come to the casino in the future, right?
But if everyone loses because these fucking on-chain faggers win first, then we're cooked.
So I think what we can do is probably just...
Probably just pump the shit out of random coins and hope for the best because there's no way to stop these niggas.
Unless I box some wallet.
I don't fucking know.
Basically, I'll send you coins.
Ape them if they're funny.
Just go for a new pair.
See if you find some funny shit.
Alright, I need to tell Tristan to send me a thousand more Solana because I'm going to spend that in about three seconds.
I need a thousand more Sol.
You will definitely do that.
We're spending ten grand Sol tonight.
Say again?
I can send that to you if you like.
There's 692 sold left in your wallet, right?
You're 40 sold down on your G buys.
So maybe you should say G a few more times and send it up.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You think I'm in this for the money.
Oh, you think I'm here to make money?
Aha!
You're one of them!
You're one of those people who's in crypto for the money!
No, but like a good ROI. You need a good ROI. Why?
Why do I need a good ROI? Gee, do we need a good ROI? He doesn't give a fuck!
We don't care.
We don't care.
It's funny.
It's funny.
Fine.
I feel like some autistic accountant right now.
What the fuck?
No one.
I'm never going to sell that.
I don't care if I make a billion or lose a billion.
I'm never going to sell anything I ever buy.
So it makes no difference at all.
So I don't give a fuck about the ROI. I just pump it because it's funny.
Fine.
Okay.
I'll call you back.
I understand.
Right, niggers. niggers.
He said too many words.
He was trying to make sense.
And he was like, you know, ROI. We need to do this, do that.
I don't like hearing those things.
That's not how I operate.
I don't like those...
He's trying to constrain me.
He's trying to dampen my vibe.
I don't want the dampen on the vibe.
I just want to do whatever I fucking want.
I don't give a shit.
Get a fucking cigarette.
Get some more shisha.
your message to God.
All right, niggers. - Nice.
For the OB cash man don't consign up What else we got?
Out there in the universe.
We're gonna come back G. G is one of the coins we might god candle at the end.
We're going to keep G in the God Candle category.
Oh, what the fuck do you mean?
My wall's connected.
My busted photons.
What the fuck's going on?
What the fuck's going on?
All right.
We're back.
Let's go, niggers.
I don't like people dumping on my dog, though.
That's kind of made me a bit sad.
I'm not going to lie.
You've hurt my feelings a little bit.
All you jeets have hurt my feelings a little bit.
So I want to pump G back up.
Because that hurt my feelings.
Even G's going to sit down.
That's not fair.
He's a good dog.
He's never let me down.
So before I spend the rest of this soul and then spend a thousand more on random shit, I'd like to see G back up.
Just a little bit.
I just want to see a bit of green on the G. Because he's a good dog.
You know?
Better than fucking Shiba or Shibu.
Who are the fuck those gay ass dogs?
You know?
Let's pump G up.
Don't worry, G. They love you.
They love you, G. Everyone loves you.
They're just Gs.
They're just little fucking Gs.
Autists.
Don't worry about it.
I'll take it personally.
Once we hit 20.
Then hold it.
I think I'm going to have to god candle G at the end.
Guys, G might be the god candle.
I'm letting you know now that G is going to be the god candle.
I was going to make it a surprise, but fuck it.
G is going to get a thousand solid.
Oh, don't I have...
Wait, wait a second.
Wait a second Don't we have G we can burn So I can burn this right now?
You can burn that shit right now and send it to fucking 100 mil right now.
It's in the public wallet.
Do you have access to the public wallet?
My public wallet.
No, I do not.
I do not have access to your public wallet now.
Listen.
Get your people to call my people.
I'm gonna have a cigarette.
It's been a while since I've had a cigarette.
And then I'm gonna call you back.
And we need to burn it.
Now.
And send it to the fucking moon.
We're gonna burn it right now.
We're gonna burn it.
I'm gonna deal with it.
Alright, so deal with it.
I'll call you back.
I'm gonna put on my hat and do some dancing for the fans.
Alright.
We're gonna burn the G coin.
I forgot I have like 30% supply.
I'm gonna burn it.
I'm going to burn it.
I'm burning it all to the ground!
I'm burning it all.
I'm gonna burn it all to the ground.
I'm gonna burn everything.
I'm gonna burn every fucking penny.
That's right.
You see this, G? They love you.
I need coffee.
Give me some fucking coffee.
I need a fucking cigarette.
We're in the trenches.
We're gonna burn it all.
We're gonna burn it.
I'm gonna call them back in five minutes.
minutes we're gonna fucking burn it I'm Bumba Club strong Let me know what that fucking means I said send me a thousand souls Send it to me now!
This is a suicide mission!
I refuse to come out alive!
I refuse to make a profit!
I refuse!
There's always a new enemy to destroy, there's always someone else to kill.
We're going to fucking burn it all.
Should have kept me in jail.
Shoulda kept me where I fucking belonged!
Let me out, didn't ya?
Didn't ya?
That was a fucking mistake!
Trenches are mine now!
They're ours, G! We're gonna burn my whole supply from my public wallet.
Soul incinerator!
That's what I call my...
I incinerate her soul!
I take it from her like Shang Tsung!
I love you so much!
I know.
You will forever.
Even after I leave you.
And you hold his hand and you tell him you love him, but you don't.
You love me.
You'll always love me.
Because I got you with the soul incinerator.
My Long Johnson is the soul incinerator.
We're going to activate it.
We're going to burn it.
Fucking burn it all.
We're gonna burn this G-Coin.
gonna fucking burn it hahaha Woo!
Woo!
I'm gonna buy more.
Buy more. Buy more. Buy more. Buy more. Buy more. Buy more. Buy more. Buy more. Buy more.
Matt Shays a faggot.
All right.
He's nothing!
He's mine!
I'mma get him!
I'mma get him!
Let me go!
I'mma get him!
Coming for that fucker next!
We're gonna burn all this G! We're gonna get that cunt next!
No one escapes justice!
No one escapes justice!
No one escapes the fucking justice!
No one escapes the trenches alive!
No one escapes the Solana trenches alive.
Not on my fucking watch.
Not when I'm around.
We're all gonna fucking die.
We're all aboard that shitty little ship that went down to the Titanic.
That's right.
We're holding each other's hands in the freezing cold and the pitch black.
Waiting for implosion.
That's right.
You're here with me.
That's right.
That's what we're gonna do.
We're all gonna lose everything.
We're gonna lose everything.
We have nothing left.
I can't fucking wait.
To lose everything.
To lose every fucking penny.
That's right.
You hear that, G? We're gonna burn it all.
We're gonna burn it all and we're gonna get Matt Shakes.
He's a fucking faggot.
We're gonna get everybody.
Nobody's fucking safe.
Nobody's safe!
Nobody's fucking safe.
Not from me!
Not from me No one's safe No one's fucking safe.
No one's fucking safe.
You barely beat the sun Touching my shoulder You gon' get you some Fragrance that I don't even wear If you want some lovin' I suggest you go back there Right,
we're about to call in for the burn.
About to call in for the burn.
Let me check.
They're saying Solana's congested.
I've congested it.
And that's why Soul Incinerator can't load up.
Talk sense to me.
I don't care.
I want to burn it.
Stop telling me dork shit.
I'll call it back.
Right.
I'm going to tweet.
Guys, look at my Twitter.
About to fucking burn this to the fucking ground.
Check Twitter!
Check Twitter. Check Twitter.
Can someone pass me gun?
Can someone pass my gun?
Pass it to me!
Pass me gun!
Someone pass me gun!
Pass me gun!
I need fucking Shisha!
Where is...
What the fuck can tell me?
Fuck him!
Tell him to give me shit shit on a minute now!
What one?
What fucking one, nigga?
So are we burning this or not then?
not then.
We're fucking burning this shit, bro.
Send this shit to 100 mil right now.
I've been telling people, bro.
I've been telling people this shit's undervalued.
People been cheating on you.
They say Andrew's crypto.
Andrew this, Andrew that, bro.
Let's burn it.
Let's do it.
Fuck it, let's burn it.
It's time for M's.
It's time.
It's time for 100 mil.
So what?
Explain to all the people at home who have no idea what happens when you burn it.
Explain what happens when you burn it.
When you burn tokens, majority of the time, people will send...
Sorry, Nerdycer is about to roll in.
Basically, when you burn tokens, let's say every token that gets launched on PumpFun has a billion supply.
So let's say there's a billion shares of G right now.
When you are about to burn 20% of supply, That means you are about to burn 200 million shares of G. 200 million shares that will never see the light of day of the market ever again.
This means that there will be 80% circulating supply left on the market.
That means there's only going to be 800 million tokens left.
That means that the price is meant to go higher because there is more demand and less supply.
If any of your fucking guys watching right now went to Business 101, they will know what that means.
And that means price goes up on paper.
But doesn't the market cap drop on the graph?
Because you've burnt some of the market cap, right?
Yes, market cap drops on paper, but price will stay the same.
If not, price will go higher because there's a thing that comes into play called supply shock.
That means that there's less circulating supply to go around.
That means the price will most likely go up more.
But, you know...
That's it.
That's how a burn works.
So it's not like a guaranteed go-up sort of thing, but it is really cool because you're about to burn about 10 million, you know, something light.
What, 10 mil?
I lost more than that running for the bus.
Yeah, something light, you know.
I lost more than that running for the fucking bus.
All right, so we're going to burn 10 mil.
Last question.
You said something about congestion.
Somehow is soul incinerator congested or what?
Yeah, so Sol Incinerator is congested.
Photon's going down.
Everything's fucking congested.
You've just congested the whole of fucking Solana.
The volume you alone have is fucking stupidly insane.
One more thing I wanted to say was, for some reason, G has been flagged up on Jupiter, so I think normies can't find the contract address on Deck Screener, so they might be aping some random other shit.
So if you want to post the CA or some shit, I don't know.
I've tweeted the CA. Who the fuck are Jupiter?
Jupiter is the, like, faggots that, like, run, like, majority of the swaps.
Pass me guns.
It's...
Yeah, we should sue Jupiter, like, that fucking...
I'll sue him.
I've got 100 lawyers working for me.
I'll sue him.
I'll sue him for fucking shits and giggles.
I'll sue him right now.
I'll sue them tomorrow.
Put it on fucking Twitter.
Take them to fucking court just for fucking fun.
I'll sue them.
Don't fuck with my dog.
Send me their details.
I'll send it to the legal team.
I'm in our business.
I'll see them in fucking court, faggots.
Don't flag me.
I'm built different.
I'm not in court to win.
It's a suicide mission.
My whole life's been a suicide mission.
It's all about winning.
It's about the game.
It's about the lulls.
You know what I find so crazy?
Can I just say one thing?
The fact that these retards, bro, they're not buying daddy, bro, has a front run to this trade right now.
It's crazy.
It is pretty obvious.
It is pretty obvious I am going to mention daddy at some point.
I mean, if you haven't worked out that I'm going to mention daddy at some point, you're a fucking dipshit.
I agree with you.
That's a pretty easy training to do.
You're right.
You're right.
That's true.
I told you we were going to give good plays.
That is a good play.
You're right.
Right.
I don't want to burn it all at once.
I want to burn it in bits.
Can we do that?
Uh, yeah, we can.
Let me, let me...
Or should we burn it all at once?
Let me check the chat.
One to burn it all at once, two to burn it in, like, clips.
Like, ten percent, five minutes later, ten percent, five minutes later, ten percent, and just slowly burn it.
I don't know the tokenomics.
I don't know that dork shit.
How does that affect things?
Yeah, we're gonna edge these niggas.
Basically, it doesn't affect much.
It just affects the fact that everyone gets edged.
What was, what was one again?
One was, uh, slowly?
Let's see, let's see.
One in the chat...
to burn it slowly, and two in the chat to bust it all at once.
*music*
*music* It's a mix!
*music* here's what we're going to do.
If we get to 50 million market cap in the next three minutes, I'll burn it all at once.
Otherwise, we're going to do it in bits.
50M market cap in the next few minutes, I'll burn it all at once.
I'll bust it off.
Don't care.
If we don't, I'm going to burn it in bits throughout the show.
What's Bitcoin at?
That's right, Bitcoin.
Don't get to $100,000 on my watch.
Do not fuck with me!
Do not fuck with me, Bitcoin!
Do not fuck with me!
Call Michael Saylor.
Right, we need a timer.
Someone give me a stopwatch.
Three minutes.
We get to 50M. I'll burn it all.
2.58.
2.57.
We're timing.
We're going to be over 50M. We're going to be over 50M market cap when the timer ends and I burn all of it.
What's up?
I'm so nervous, fam.
I'm chatting shit right now, bro.
Basically, if you burn 20%, it means that the coins go away and you basically just burn like $8 million.
Don't listen to the circulating supply thing I said earlier.
People trying to tell me to burn $8-10 million.
Don't listen to them.
But if I don't listen to them, who am I going to listen to?
You!
No, you should definitely burn 10 mil.
Definitely fucking burn 10 mil.
Like, bro.
We should burn 10 mil.
I mean, you burned 100 mil worth of daddy, right?
You burned...
There was another big burn that you did before that, right?
You burned Top G. Top G was like a 10 mil burn or some shit.
40 mil.
33 mil that was.
And this is going to be a 10 mil burn.
So in total, you've set fire to about $150 million, bro.
$150 million I've set on fire.
Name another nigger like me.
How long ago that?
One minute, 40 seconds.
50M, we burn it all.
Otherwise, we're gonna burn part and then we're gonna come back to it.
it burn later nigga Sanji higher please Alright, I'll buy.
I'll stop buying it.
Ten soul, ten soul.
Ten soul ten soul ten soul Finally some she-sha About fucking time.
Jesus fucking Christ.
How long ago left the timer?
Like one minute.
45 seconds, niggers.
If you don't get over 50M, I'm gonna burn some, and we're gonna come back and burn more later.
Now's your chance.
Now or fucking never.
Niggers.
Niggers.
Niggers, niggers.
Print that, BBC. You're no business.
I'm white as fuck, nigga.
Listen, I've heard your music.
You ain't white.
Don't lie to me.
You got more nigga music than me, bruv.
You're out there in the trenches yourself.
I listen to a lot of dirty nigga music, bruv.
I love British nigga music.
We should start sharing this nigga music.
Alright, time's up.
We're going to do the first burn now.
We're going to do the first burn.
We're going to come back and get some more later.
So how many?
We have 200,000 tokens to burn, right?
200 million tokens.
We have 200 million.
Yeah, 200 million tokens, yeah.
So let's burn...
50 mil?
50 million tokens or do we burn more?
Uh, I don't know if you can burn in parts, because the on-chain quant doesn't know how to burn in parts.
Ah, here we go.
Here come the excuses.
What do you mean we can?
The nerds don't know that.
Bro, you can, but, like, the nigga that burns, I don't think he knows how to burn, like, five mil at a time.
Well, let's ask him!
You know what?
Should we just ask him to send to my wallet, and I'll burn it for you?
Are you trying to steal my G? Yeah.
If you trust me, I mean, I'm...
Don't go that far.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Yeah, we can tell, bro.
I have no idea what I'm doing with anything.
It's just funny.
All right, new percentage to me.
All right.
Right.
So what are we doing?
Pay you one, man.
We're fucking burning, nigga.
That's what we're doing.
Wait, all of it?
No, no.
Get it to you so we can burn it in parts.
I want it in parts.
I want 50M before I burn it all.
Okay.
And then we're going to get Matt Shea.
I'll burn it in parts.
No.
I want 50M. If they want me to burn it all, fucking send it.
Nobody's sicker than the system.
Take it from me.
They locked me in solitary.
They had me in a room by myself staring at the wall.
Now I'm here staring at the world affecting crypto markets globally by myself with nothing but my chi.
Yo, when the fuck is Bitcoin hitting 100k more?
I need a fucking cigarette.
And so do you.
Can you call Bitcoin real quick?
Fuck Bitcoin.
Bitcoin fucking...
Fuck Bitcoin.
I've got Bitcoin forever.
It's boring.
Boring.
New all-time high, 98. Boring.
Don't care.
Don't care.
Boring.
I want 50M on G. Otherwise, you have to do 50 million now.
Ooh.
Yeah, I'll do 50 million.
I'll do it slowly.
I'll do it 5 million at a time.
The on-chain quantity is sending it to me.
I need some bitches.
How many bitches you got there?
Over here, we got about six.
Six right now.
Not bad!
Not bad for a young one!
Not bad for a young one!
Come on, Kaz.
You know what, Juan?
We got one sucking it, one in the fingers, one in the legs.
Stay busy, stay busy.
I get it.
Come on, you don't walk on for me.
I've been there, I've been there.
I get it.
Trust.
You know what's funny?
We are globally moving hundreds of millions of dollars around the planet right now.
Isn't this fucking just stupid?
Hundreds of millions of dollars in volume bullshit is just going all around the fucking planet.
Because we're sitting here talking shit.
It's hilarious.
It's actually hilarious.
Who the fuck bought the wrong...
Did you...
I don't know.
Bro.
This chain's weird, man.
Solana's really fucking weird right now.
I'll be so wrong with you.
Tell me, are we burning 50M?
Or am I coming back to G?
I'm waiting.
I don't like waiting.
Waiting ain't my thing.
We have to do it, because we promised.
Okay, give me one sec.
We should be good in a sec.
It's just, we're waiting for our friend here.
Our mutual friend.
Tell her to fuck up.
Hurry the fuck up.
I'll text him that next.
Hurry the fuck up.
I'm going to hurry the fuck up.
I can't, is what he said.
There's no hurry.
Well, there is a hurry.
All the niggas in the stream want to...
I want to move on and fucking ape more shit.
Let's burn these fucking coins.
Let's burn the fucking coins.
But burning Yeah, it's because you're you're fucking burn wall it has so much shit in it broke my computer some one time as well So people have sent me so many coins that my wallet won't load.
Yeah, basically the burn wallet won't open because if you open that, if anyone goes and phantom right now and watches that wallet and tries to open it, bro, your phantom's cooked.
I was so impressed.
So I'm too famous for Phantom.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah.
Also, Jesus crossed 50 fucking million dollars in volume, bro.
Do you know how fucking insane that is?
Oh my god.
I've lost more than that.
Running for the bus.
When Binance, nigga?
Where in Binance?
Should I call him?
Where the fuck is my man, bro?
CZ. You know, I was hanging with him in Dubai.
Me and him were close friends, but since he got out of jail, he's careful with his messages, but I'm going to have to catch up with him.
50M volume, I'll just message it to him later and just say, look, put my dog on fucking Binance.
Trust.
Trust, bro.
Message my man.
He's too busy fucking, I don't even know.
He's retired as fuck right now.
Bro, do you understand the sheer power you hold right now?
Oh my god.
Literally every word you have is going on PumpFun.
Every word that comes out of your mouth is going on PumpFun.
Every word that comes out of my mouth is going on PumpFun?
You know what?
I might say some shit and retire my own bloodline, Andrew.
I might.
Big cunt.
Ha ha ha Big cunt.
I want a big cunt coin.
And when you make money on big cunt, send it to that girl.
You know that girl you fucked with the big one?
Just send her your wallet.
Just send her your wallet with M's and big cunt.
Say thanks, bitch.
Oh my god.
Fuck it!
We need a token.
I need a fucking cigarette.
That's what I need.
need a fucking cigarette where is this uh crashed three times so far on phantom so that wallet won't open i guess i guess it's basically burned if no one can open it right so we can't open the wallet you can't open the wallet that Right, here's what we're gonna do.
You're gonna keep trying to open that wallet.
I'm gonna come back to G, set a timer, 15 minutes.
We're gonna come back to G and we're gonna burn it.
You got 15 minutes, buy a new computer, call Elon, get some SpaceX, do something, and open that fucking wallet and burn that fucking coin.
Alright, guys, alright.
You say, wait, we can only burn it all at once.
Then burn it all at once!
I don't give a fuck!
Burn!
Get the fucking coin!
Burn it all at once, nigga!
Who gives a fuck anymore?
Just fucking burn it!
Nothing matters anymore!
Nothing matters anymore!
We're bored, nigga.
Send it higher.
600k on Twitter, niggas.
Niggas, niggas, niggas.
You fucking dumb!
Are you dumb?
Alright.
What's next?
I'm about to hit all you niggas with a surprise.
Because on the DL, I already chose my Matt Shea coin.
While we were doing this.
I'm about to put it on the screen right now and watch the candle.
Bam!
This is about to get stupid.
This is about to get stupid.
Watch the candle.
Yo.
It's made our business!
Fuck him!
He's a little faggot!
I punched him in his face.
He was like, ow!
Is that how you normally train?
Yeah, because I'm not a little bitch like you!
Pussyhole.
You punched that nigga?
Yeah, and you watched the Vice documentary.
He wanted to train with us.
I beat him up.
Is this how you learn?
Yeah, faggot.
That's how you learn.
Take your bus-ass nose back to your bus-ass bitch.
Pussy.
Fuck that faggot.
Alright, so wait, are we ready?
So G, tell me, don't burn it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are we burning?
Is it burnt?
It says burnt.
Are we burnt?
Is it burnt?
Burn.
It's all fucking burnt.
It's in the fucking fire.
It's burnt.
We just burnt it.
10 mil, bro.
I just burnt 10M. 10Ms.
Congratulations.
LITERS UP! LITERS UP!
Real Batman.
Real Batman!
Ted M, burnt!
I just burnt it all!
I just burnt all of it!
Burnt the G-Coin!
Ted M, gone!
How do I burn all this G I bought?
I wanna burn more!
You wanna burn all the...
I'll burn all the Gs!
Burn all the G I just bought!
Burn it Burn it Set it on fire!
Then I'm gonna fucking God candle this shit!
I need more Solana!
Burn it!
Burn it all!
Can't hear you listening to music!
Can't hear you!
Can't hear you.
you don't care.
Already rich.
Don't care.
Already rich.
Nothing matters.
Nothing matters.
Take me to jail.
Have you burnt all mine as well?
I'm gonna buy more, we're gonna burn more.
I'm doing it now.
Burn it, burn it, burn it to the ground.
I want it gone.
We need to start saying things that make no sense but sound cool.
You know?
Bro.
I'm Freddy Cougar on a nigger.
There's so many fucking coins right now.
It's literally so congested.
Congested, bro.
It's something fucking nuts.
She likes me.
She want me.
She want to come in and pump me.
Pull up to mine in her husband's car.
She want me.
She made me.
She want to come in and tease me.
Pull up to my midnight half hours.
She want to come drink with a gazer.
Shot with a dealer.
Riding to blame her.
She know I got rocks.
I sing off the girl.
Big words in a sick domain now.
Jesus.
Fight me.
She be ringing on my phone like crazy.
Easy.
Easy.
Big crackster back and I'm greedy.
I came out to her.
I called bed.
Waking.
I want my G burned.
I need a real Batman coin.
Real bad man.
I'm going to find a real bad man coin after we deal with Max Shea.
Right, do I gold candle this match station?
Do I just put it on the screen?
Pow!
One shot.
Are we done burning?
Have we burned?
Update me!
Status report!
Red alert!
I'm Captain Picard!
You don't even know what that means because you're young.
I'm Picard.
It's red alert.
You're Riker.
Now fucking find out what Worf is doing.
And that bitch.
There's a bitch on the fucking plane.
On the space plane.
And she's hot.
And she's like psychopathic.
And she could...
Telepathic.
She got dark hair.
Call her and bring her to the bridge.
Immediately.
Alright?
Warp 9. Load aft torpedoes.
Our app torpedo's loaded.
Everything's loaded.
Shields!
Red Alert!
Red Alert!
I'm Picard!
I'm Picard!
You're Riker!
We have Worf!
We have that blind nigger!
What's his name?
Jordy!
We got that fucking telepathic bitch!
We're fighting the Borg!
They always adapt, but it's fine.
We'll find a way.
Shields at 20%.
Load photon torpedoes.
All right.
Yo, this nigga with, this nigga fuck my shit.
The dev's got 150k worth, by the way.
Like 250k worth.
He's got 5%.
It's at 6 mil.
So, just saying.
As your on-chain quen.
So I made someone rich.
I made someone rich.
Basically, yeah, you just made some fucking Indian rich, baby.
Ha ha ha!
Woo!
It's good karma!
It's good karma, yeah.
It's a karmic retribution.
You just built a fucking mansion in fucking Delhi, bro.
Listen.
Load fucking...
He had another weapon.
They had phasers, they had photon torpedoes, they had some other kind of quantum torpedo they used against the Borg in the movie.
What's it called?
Find out.
We need one of those coins.
I need a fucking cigarette.
I need a fucking cigarette.
So does RG burn?
Can I have an update?
Our G is burnt.
G is burnt, yeah.
There's only 800 million supply left.
So we can come back to G later and we can pump it again and burn.
Everything I buy, we burn again.
Yeah, basically, yeah.
We can do anything you want.
Alright.
So what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I think we send Matt Shea to fucking...
Matt Shea?
Just to piss him off.
That would be really funny.
Should I buy more Matt Shea?
I'll do it.
I'll buy Matt Shea.
I'll go fuck.
Me not business.
You want me to buy some of this?
I'll buy some of this shit.
I'll buy some right now.
Fuck Matt Shea.
He's a pussy old.
Okay, wait.
Don't buy the one you're buying.
That one's gay.
Because the dev's got hell on.
Well, tell me what to buy then.
I'm gonna buy it for you and I'm gonna send you the photon.
Cool.
I'm gonna play music.
Okay, that's the end of the float on.
Can I hear you?
Send me something upon the screen.
Send me something.
Anything you send me, I'll put on the screen right now.
Send it to me.
Send it to me on Discord.
Send me something right now.
I'll put it on the screen right fucking now.
Anything.
Send it to me.
I'm a real bad man.
Send it to me.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Where?
Where?
I don't even see it.
Discord.
Send it to me on Discord.
Discord and signal.
Discord.
All right.
All right.
From now on, don't wait to call me Winston.
You know why?
All right.
You know why?
Everyone knows one of them niggers Winston.
He's like 52. He's got four fat white chicks.
He has no job and he lives in their house and they feed him.
He lives in London somewhere.
Bust up old Corolla.
Never worked.
We need a Winston coin.
Winston.
He's got four fat white chicks.
And he just stays in their houses.
He's the king of the house.
He's never paid a bill.
Just turns off.
I just want to make a clarification for all the niggers, like the crypto Twitter niggers, just real quick.
I'm not vamping any coin right now.
I'm not trying to by any means.
And nobody's selling anything.
What does that even mean?
It's a long story, but basically people think that you're just like...
Because people make like 20 tickers of one coin, and then you'll choose one ticker, and then there will be another ticker, and they'll be like, why the fuck did you bat my coin?
Oh, fuck those babies.
Fuck those babies.
If everyone's gonna be a faggot, I'll just go to daddy.
I'll just go to daddy.
Should I just go to daddy?
You fucking homos.
Trying to have fun up in this motherfucker.
I'm just gonna cry their fucking eyes out as I randomly choose shit.
What were we supposed to do?
We're supposed to do Winston coin, weren't we?
What are we doing now?
Yeah.
What?
Winston coin?
Nigga, what?
Wait, I just told you the story of Winston.
Yes, I heard it, but I didn't know we were going to make a coin about it.
We're not.
We're going to find the next Winston we can.
Winston!
Here we go, Winston!
Where's Winston?
Winston!
Winston coin!
Ten salt!
Ten sold for Winston!
Transactions unsuccessful.
Exceeds desire slippage limit.
Explain that to me.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
It's going up too much before you buy, so it's like going out of your life.
Bonding curve.
Ah, I just sent it across the fucking bonding curve.
We had to find another one.
I ain't got no time for these bonding curves.
It's gay.
Give me Winston.
Winston.
I'll be buying pre-migration pump funds, nigga.
Why?
Why can't I buy pre-migration pump funds?
Winston, we're going to the moon.
Winston's got four fat white chicks.
They cook him jerk chicken every night.
He just stays in their house.
Monday, Chick 1. Tuesday, Chick 2. He's on rotation.
Bust up Corolla.
Chick 1 pays for the insurance.
Chick 2 pays for the maintenance.
Never had a job.
Dreadlocks.
Still got the accent.
From Yard.
Even though he moved in 1992. Winston, my G. Everyone knows a Winston.
You know a Winston.
Do you know A. Winston?
No.
Well, I don't know what London you're living in.
It ain't the one I'm living in.
Right, I can't find this Winston that you aped.
It's on the fucking screen!
I just chose at random!
I just picked it at random and aped it!
It's right here.
It's green candle.
Right here, it's Winston.
It's right there.
It's bonding curve.
Winston's bond curving with his fat white girls right now.
Yeah, I can see it's on the bonding curve.
See, he's with his fat white chicks.
Right now, he's bonding.
He's performing the natural obligations.
He's performing the natural obligations.
Just what a man should do.
I don't know how long this is going to take, Winston.
You better hurry up.
Migrations tend to take like five minutes, bro.
Winston has no job.
He has a lot of time.
So when he's walking, he has time to walk the puss, all the different positions.
He puts effort in because that's how he pays his rent effectively.
So Winston, he busts it out.
Even though no one else wants to, Winston puts the work in when he's home.
That's what's happening right now.
For everybody at home who doesn't understand crypto, that's what's happening.
This is some crypto advice from a very rich man.
Bro, you're taking all of the Solana off the fucking market right now.
I need a fucking cigarette.
That's what I need.
If I'm fucking having cigarette agents.
Alright, so we pump Winston.
let's wait for Winston to finish the bonding curve so I can buy a bunch of Winston this dev's about to get so rich wait let me see the holders yeah some nigga owns 28% GG's someone owns 20% Andrew you're about to make some niggas really fucking rich I don't know I don't know who the fuck you're about to make rich but he's gonna get rich so well done we're cooked I'm just trying to be a nice guy
Bye.
I'm just trying to help people out.
You know, all these rich people are so fucking boring and they're so tight, they don't want to help anyone.
I'm happy to make a nigga rich.
I'm fine to make a nigga rich.
I don't know him.
I don't know who this nigga is.
I don't care.
I'll make the nigga rich.
I don't care.
It's fine by me.
I'm already rich.
I don't give a fuck.
I'll do it again.
I'll find another Winston, bro.
I'll make every Winston on this fucking platform rich So what should we do?
Go on, then.
Mr. Fucking Crypto Professional.
Go on then.
Right.
What next?
Crypto professional says that you hold too much power right now to be sending.
Okay, Winston just migrated.
Let's see what happens.
Okay, straight to straight to fucking 5 million.
Someone definitely paid like 600 sold to bundle that shit.
We're cooked.
We're cooked.
Someone's cheating like a fucking nigga.
Like bro, this is gonna get dirty bro.
I'm telling you, this is gonna get so dirty bro.
And niggas on Twitter gonna start blaming fucking me bro.
It's so good.
Like, she's gonna go down and people are gonna be like, "Oh, you're fucking fine." Listen, I never promised anyone anything other than a suicide mission.
I never promised anyone anything other than certain death.
That's what I promised.
I'm not coming back from the trenches alive.
I'm coming back from the trenches with less money than I had at the beginning.
I have thousands of souls to lose.
Whoever this nigger is, Winston, congratulations.
Good game.
You can track his wallet for the rest of human time, whoever this nigger is, and you will never find...
No one knows who he is.
I don't know who the fuck this nigger is.
This nigger got rich off me.
Good game.
Well done, nigger.
Thank you.
You owe me.
Fuck those.
Your wallet is up 7,000% right now.
Oh yeah, everyone send me shit to my phantom.
Should I choose something someone sent to me and fucking send it?
No, because the majority of the time they'll bundle their half.
They'll send you half of it and then they'll bundle the rest and fuck you.
That's what they're doing with that.
I think G, Daddy, RNT, Tate, all those coins are safe bets.
I think these coins are fucked.
You're literally just making a bunch of niggas rich.
There's so much PvP right now.
So you're saying I shouldn't be making niggas rich?
I think you should make niggas rich, but you're making devs rich.
Like, and devs being rich is not good, because these niggas will just farm...
Look at the coins.
Winston, Winston, Winston, Winston, Winston.
That was like a Winston coin.
This is great.
GG's, bro.
Fuck Matt Shea, you little pussyhole.
Alright, so what we got?
So what we gonna do now?
Alright, alright.
Let's calm down, because you know what?
You're a bit excited, and I think you're being a bit irresponsible, to be honest with you.
Me?
Me, nigga?
You just popped a fucking non-migrated pop fun coin that's back at 150k.
I'm not responsible, nigga.
You fucked the whole I'm built different bruv.
Of course I did.
Now go in my public wallet and find my daddy so we can burn it!
Let's burn more!
How much daddy did I burn?
110M. Well, we're gonna burn more.
Load up my public wallet.
Find the fucking daddy.
We're gonna fucking burn it.
And whoever the Winston is, who I just made rich, don't give any money to your fat white bitches.
Keep them on the brokie.
Keep them broke.
Keep them feeding you.
Buy a new Corolla.
Enjoy the fucking...
Enjoy the East End of London.
No problem.
Bro, that nigga is fucking some Indian, bro.
I promise you.
Some Indian.
Oh, hello.
Thank you very much, sir.
Thank you.
I'm rotating.
Make me rich.
Richest guy in the village, isn't it?
You know what?
You're trying to buy that and burn it?
Is that what you're trying to do right now?
I've got loads of daddy in my public wallet.
I must have.
Fucking burn it!
Burn it all!
I must have some daddy in there.
Fucking set it on fucking fire!
Let me ask the quant how much daddy you have.
You know what?
When I was fighting, when I lived in Luton, all the Muslim guys used to come out to me after my fights, and they'd be like, brother, innit, you're a crazy fighter, innit, yeah?
The way you're fighting, innit, is crazy.
One punching, innit, you just hit him one time, yeah?
Fall down, yeah, one time.
You're crazy like my cousin, innit, yeah?
My cousin, crazy guy, yeah?
Police come, he punch him one time, yeah?
All the police, all police in every station, innit, around all of England fall over from one punch, innit?
And you're just like, what the fuck you talking about?
What the fuck you talking about?
You're crazy, innit?
Range Rover, Ferrari.
I'm driving fast, innit?
Police come, innit?
I'm driving fast, but they cannot stop me, innit?
Because I'm Killer Khan's cousin, innit?
Killer Khan.
New coin.
Killer Khan.
We need to pump one more Winston.
I want to make another G-Ridge.
Where's my daddy?
This is not fast enough for me.
I want more action.
I want more.
Burn things.
Do things faster.
You're the fucking crypto guy.
Make things happen.
Do things.
Do things now.
You wanna buy some daddy?
I wanna burn all the daddy in my public wallet.
I've already burnt 110 million.
I'm gonna buy a bit of daddy now.
Bye.
But I've got daddy in my public wallet.
We need to burn it.
I want to burn it all.
So let's find it and let's fucking burn it.
Start buying some daddy.
I'll buy daddy.
You find the public wallet daddy.
Tell me how long it's going to take.
You want me to buy hella daddy?
No.
In my public wallet, there should be daddy.
I'm asking the quant now.
Let's ask him.
him see what's going on all right say no more i ate a fucking cigarette I need a fucking cigarette.
I need a speech to a long zone.
Brady.
You don't know what's your brother for the mother of his head?
Shit.
You know what's that man?
Never forget the place where they come from.
My dog.
You hear that?
Shit.
You know what's funny?
These niggers don't realize I'm just getting started.
These niggers don't realize we just got started.
I ain't leaving the trenches.
I live here now.
This is my life now.
I'm online in the trenches.
That's what I do.
Where I am.
I ain't going nowhere.
Send me more Solana.
Everyone's getting rich.
Everyone who makes a coin, I'll pump every single fucking coin.
All of them!
I'm checking holders on something right now.
If it's not fucking bundled by hella niggas and shit, we can have some fun in the trenches.
But everything that we do, the trenches are upset because they don't get in or they think they get bummed or some shit.
In reality, bro, some niggas are going to understand it.
Fuck.
Say, what do you say?
Someone's crying?
One niggas crying?
Hella niggas are crying.
Because they...
Nobody's clipping, bro.
Nobody's clipping, like, 10%, 20% of the time.
People think you're clipping, but they're not.
But we're not.
You've seen screen shares of my nigga just hopping on Pump Fun or Photon and clicking on some random shit and pumping it.
You're no business with them pussyholes saying.
Shoulda bought daddy.
Daddy's an easy one.
I'm obviously gonna fucking god candle daddy, obviously.
What the fuck?
Word, word, word.
Shoulda bought daddy.
I'll be so real.
Shoulda bought daddy.
If you don't buy daddy and win on that, then you're a fucking dumbass.
That's the easiest fucking play in the world.
We're gonna burn this daddy.
Let's burn this daddy for him.
Let's burn this daddy so the price goes up so everyone can get richer.
Let's burn daddy for the daddy holes.
This is a great point, Andrew, because niggas are buying fuck Matt Shea coin and expecting some high ROI return on their investment.
Nigga, it's called fuck Matt Shea coin.
You think that's going to be a long-term investment, you fucking idiot?
You're like, what such a fucking retard?
The whole trenches and the whole of crypto Twitter is mad at me, telling me Interpol's going to come and get me.
Nigga!
Come get me, one, two, you bought fucking fuck Matt Shea coin!
It's not gonna go up that much, is it?
It's just, it's funny.
Fuck Matt Shea, innit?
Fuck that nigga.
It's funny!
We're in it for the lols!
We're in it for the lols!
How much, daddy, have I got in my public wallet?
That fucked up wallet that's hard to load.
There must be loads in there.
I'm asking now.
Oosh.
Oh, no, I need shisha.
Thanks, G.
She's shutting coffee.
Thanks, bro.
I've got all your fucking public wallet is again.
I need to find it.
I need to find it.
Right.
Public wallet.
Let's see what we got.
Been shot.
Been stabbed.
Pull up!
Morrison Morrison Knee deep in the trenches Pull up!
Knee deep in the trenches.
He said knee deep in the trenches, so we had to pull it up.
One more time, listen.
But most of my life in jail.
We don't speak when please ask questions.
We don't speak when we're in the ground.
Burn the daddy!
I wanna put the price up for daddy!
How much we got?
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
How much we got?
How much we got to burn?
How much we got to burn daddy?
I don't think we have any daddy to burn, bro.
There is.
In my public wallet, there's gotta be daddy to burn.
I mean, you bought a fuck ton.
I remember you buying, like, 100k candles at a time.
There's no way I don't have daddy in my fucking public fucking wallet.
Let me check, bro.
I must have daddy in my fucking public wallet.
And I need more fucking soul!
I think you should...
I think I should do what?
All right.
Well, I must have in my public wallet, bro.
There's daddy in there.
You've got to find it.
I bought daddy a bunch of times in that public wallet, bro.
That's true.
I bought millions and millions of daddy.
M's.
There's M's in there.
Let me ask.
I've ems in daddy I've ems in daddy,
bro I've ems in daddy, bro I've ems in daddy, bro I've ems in daddy, bro I've ems in daddy, bro I've ems in daddy, bro I've ems in daddy, bro I've ems in daddy, bro I've ems in daddy, bro I've ems in daddy, bro I've ems in daddy, bro I've ems in daddy, bro I've ems in daddy, bro I've ems in daddy, bro Alright.
You want the good news or the bad news?
What's the good news, cuz?
Good news is my thousand extra souls turned up.
What's the bad news?
There is no bad news.
We're spending it all.
There is no bad fucking news.
Nothing but good news.
Nothing but good news.
Find my daddy to burn.
Damn it.
I thought you knew about crypto.
That's why I said at the beginning you don't know about crypto compared to me.
I said this.
I said you don't know shit.
I would buy some daddy, bro.
Daddy's stable as fuck.
I like daddy.
It's good.
I don't want the trenches losing anymore because I'm just getting so much fucking weird shit right now.
It's fucking gay as fuck.
So everyone's crying their eyes out because I'm trying to help a nigger.
nigger they're all fucking crying yeah basically the fuck yeah because it's because basically because you'll have like one dev like on those on like those who's some random niggers that make money and they fall like that's it like there's no there's no point where i promised a That's all I ever promised.
Alright, so how many sold daddy do I buy?
I think you should just buy a fuckton bro.
I want to burn what I buy.
Yeah, we'll burn what you buy, don't we?
So there's no daddy in my public wallet?
Well, apparently there's no.
That's gotta be a lie!
I've bought like three million fucking dollars of daddy.
I've matched buys up to three fucking m.
I remember that shit as well.
I remember that shit as well.
Just do one more check.
Do one more check.
I'll keep clipping in just money into daddy for the lulz and for the culture, but do one more check.
Somebody sent me fucking...
your wallets.
I literally don't know what your wallets are.
It's my public...
my public wallet, bro!
You have two wallet wallets.
You have one burn wallet, and then you have one, uh, like, public buying wallet.
There's two.
...
Let me scroll Twitter, see what people are saying, see what action we have going on. - I'm looking loads of L's but they run.
Bro, I wouldn't scroll Twitter, bro.
I'll be so real.
Twitter's good, man.
What'd they say?
Bro, Twitter is the most toxic place on earth, bro.
At this point on Twitter, I'm going to jail tomorrow, bro.
If everyone on Twitter's right right now, I'm going straight to jail tomorrow.
These niggas think that I'm making money right now.
We're literally losing money.
We're losing money for the sake of the trenches.
Right, so we got Matt Shay's tweets at $7.94.
If that gets to $1,000, I'll repump that coin.
And then we got...
His hair's shit.
Is there a coin about his hair being shit?
We can pump that.
What did he say?
Streets got Andrew taking his foot on before GTA 6. GTA 6 is a coin?
GTA 6 is a coin.
GTA 6 is a good coin.
I'm actually in GTA 6. You should pump that shit.
Nah, I don't want to make you money.
What's it called?
What's it called?
It's called GTA 6. It's just before GTA 6. If people track my wallet, they'll know which one.
I won't sell anything for the culture.
Just to give back to the trenches.
You know why go on for me, cuz I don't be doing shit like that.
But...
Trenches should cook off of that shit, hopefully.
I don't know.
So this is based on the meme?
Yeah, like, you know all the comments that are like...
This is like Chill Guy for me, because let me explain my thesis on this coin right now.
So I like Chill Guy, because Chill Guy I saw a few times on TikTok.
I bought like 500k worth of it, and then it went up to like 2.5 million.
GTA 6, bro, every single fucking...
Comment section on TikTok is talking about, like, we got, like, this before GTA 6. We got Andrew Tate trading Photon shit coins before GTA 6. Like, it's such a big meme, bro.
I truly think it deserves higher.
And, uh, I do like that.
But it's a personal call.
And if it doesn't go up, don't fucking blame me.
I don't give a fuck.
Suck a dick, niggas.
I'm literally, like, check my wallet out.
I ain't sending shit.
You suck a dick.
You know what I mean?
So, that's what I've done.
I'll buy some for the culture.
Because we did do things before GTA 6. I bought some for the culture.
Wait, don't...
You probably bought the wrong one.
Wait, let me just send you the right one.
Wait, wait.
There's like a million GTA 6 plans.
No, before GTA 6. It's here.
Before GTA 6. It's on my screen now.
If I bought the wrong one, oh well.
It's on my screen.
Is that the right one?
Uh, let me check, bro.
Fuck's sake.
It may be wrong for you, but it's right for me!
Because I don't give a fuck.
Safe, safe, safe.
Your bags are your problem.
You're sitting there with six bitches.
I'm here fucking homeless.
And you think I'm worried about you?
I'm worried about you.
Which one is the right one?
I put the first one that came up.
I think you were the right one, inshallah.
God willing, innit?
Alright, so we have no daddy in the public wallet.
That's what he's saying.
He's saying we have no daddy in the public wallet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No daddy in the public wallet.
This is the right one, Klaus.
I'll send you the right one on Discord.
Alright, let me check Twitter.
If I can see, I'm going to say, I'm going to tweet something about GTA 6. If we get a thousand retweets on it, I'll pump this coin.
I'll buy a bunch.
What do I think?
Safe.
What do I say?
What do I say?
I will not leave.
Tay won't leave the trenches till we get GTA 6. Tweet!
There, it's out.
Thousand retweets.
I'll pump this coin.
I'll buy a bunch.
Say...
Tai won't leave the trenches till we get GTA 6. I need a fucking cigarette.
Jesus Christ.
Pull up!
Real nigger shit.
Real nigger!
Yeah you are, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You are.
I think we have to clap.
Can't hear you!
*Sings* *Sings* *Sings* *Sings* *Sings* *Sings* *Sings* *Sings* *Sings* Kill and put it on fucking retarded.
Bust my head on me no ever come chain.
Helimi on the visear there, can't in my pardon.
Fest can't come cow soup and spot me in Chester.
Even if you run too far you still get that.
Boy think the badness a game, just press that.
But if you flopped on the lane, so left on.
I let my everything ready for, like a party to me.
Smoking with the bean keys and never left in the retail.
Reached up with the last second time, shot one like a editor.
Millions friends find them poor dead in other places.
Them stadu are no afraid, no.
What ticket can transfer runway, no.
Shots canceled like clicking Missy Ferry, no.
My wife would it don't stay from bail, no.
941 millions of the Jericho.
That's dream of your life.
Still I could take what your life.
Kya I, kya I, I, I.
To Gwanda, even if I'm caught police.
For more information, visit visit www.fema.org
What the fuck is going on?
This guy says the fuck.
I've lost all track of what's happening.
So what are we trying to...
What am I doing?
Am I going back to pump fun and choosing random ones again?
That's what's come to my mind.
No, because that just fucks it.
I think just pump daddy, bro.
I think you have too much power.
I think you have too much power, bro.
And that's it, bro.
People will lose, people will win, and the people that lose are a lot louder than the people that win.
And it's really sad.
It's really sad that a good thing can be ruined like this, you know?
Are people crying?
Fuck them niggas.
People are indeed crying, yes.
Alright, let's play some fucking bitches music.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
I'm going to turn this old clip, daddy, daddy, to the end of time.
I'm going to turn this old clip, daddy, to the end of time.
I'm going to turn this old clip, daddy, to the end of time.
I'll buy more shit.
Oh, withdraw walls.
It seems to find my fans.
They don't seem to know their place.
Now he's at my enemy.
Let us in a mess and rest.
She's trying to take me, nigga.
Wipping on the pills, my nigga.
Bitch, bitch, let me go slow.
But you can go and see them all.
Hackers up pills, my nigga.
Can't stop f*cking around with him.
I'm just saying go stick attack with him.
Or do not mean my feelings.
Gentlemen, before we enter the next phase of this war, I want you to understand, these are the shitcoin trenches.
It is a fucking free-for-all.
It's a fucking mess.
And it's fun to play if you're earning money.
If you're not earning money, you shouldn't fucking be here.
This is for people like me who don't give a single fuck what a Solana is worth.
It doesn't matter if you give me 10 Solana, 1,000 Solana.
I could fucking piss Solana for the rest of my life, and it wouldn't matter.
It doesn't matter to me.
This is not for people to try and make their fortunes.
You make your fortune via hard work and dedication, via allocating money to things like Bitcoin, which are going to become generational.
Fuck Matt Shea, although he is a piece of shit.
It's never going to be a generational buy.
You can't give it to your children.
He is a douche, but he's not that big of a fucking douche.
This is a free-for-all.
Daddy is stable.
It's been around for nine months.
Gee, you know I'm gonna pump and burn.
Fine.
Things like fat fuck Matt Shea or Winston, I'm just fucking with and having fun with.
If you want to make money online, you should join my school.
The primary objective of me doing this is for you to sign up to the real world so you can learn how to make money online so when you enter the shitcoin trenches, you do it like I do, with no concern for loss.
Because when you try and win is when you lose.
When you play the game for the sake of the game, that is when you win.
That's how life works.
So all of you should be joining the real world at jointherealworld.com.
And you know that because I've said it a million times before.
That's what the trenches are for.
For spare money.
For you to fucking enjoy.
Instead of spending it on some bitch.
You can join the real world, make money, and fucking gamble with the DJs.
That's the game we're playing now.
I'm clipping 10 soul into coin.
I don't know what the fuck this shit is.
I don't even know what this is.
I'll put my music back on.
How long have I been live?
I've been live for two hours.
Hey!
I'm about to say, bro, I've got Shisha now.
Just getting started.
I cannot believe we don't have daddy to burn.
I know we have daddy to burn.
I want to do a daddy burn before we leave.
All right, here's what we're gonna do.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
How much is Solana worth?
I don't even know.
What is it, 250?
Solana is, yeah, 250 right now.
So is that near like all-time high?
That is all-time high, actually.
So if I buy...
Alright, so we're all-time high Solana, yeah?
So if I buy 400 Solana, that's 100k.
If you buy 400 Solana, that's...
No, no, that's more than 100k, bro.
How much is 100 grand in Solana?
My math's off.
100 grand to Solana, that's about...
Like, 200s off.
It must be 400k.
250?
That's 100 divided by 250. It's 4. Yeah, I'm tripping.
Yeah, it's about 400, yeah.
I'm tripping.
400 Solana, yeah?
Yeah, I'm tripping.
So if I buy 400 Solana, we can burn it right away if I do it on this wallet?
Yeah, you can buy it and burn it.
That's exactly what you can do, yeah.
Alright, so I can buy and burn.
What do I buy and burn, G? Do I buy and burn Daddy?
Do I buy and burn Fuck Matt Shea?
Do I buy and burn Winston?
What do I buy and burn?
Do we ask the chat?
I say buy and ban everything.
I say buy and ban everything.
Do we ask the chat?
G, daddy, what are we burning chat?
I'm gonna go piss.
So your mic's live.
You can talk to everyone at home and explain to them my genius while I piss.
And when I come back, we're gonna burn 100 grand.
Because you're saying there's nothing in the wallet.
We're gonna burn 100 G's.
Let me go piss.
Say no.
Let me go piss.
You talk to everyone.
I say no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, let me explain real quick.
So, firstly, there's been about five coins that have been pushed on this stream.
There's been one, there's been like G, there's been the fuckmache, there's been the fucking Winston coin, whatever this that.
Guys, I'm not being funny.
This is all pump, like, dump bullshit.
Like, this is bullshit.
If you think that I had the time to bundle Winston coin You are a complete retard, right?
I don't really care, right?
Cry about it, coin went up, coin went down, fucking cry about it, yeah?
The only coins that have been heavily endorsed over the last couple of months have been daddy, daddy, and daddy.
There's been RNT as well, and RNT has stayed where it's been for the last couple of months.
Gamble and you want to be in the trenches, then be in the trenches.
Buy first because all the people that have won by buying early or copying Andrew's wallet aren't talking.
All the people that have lost 20k, 30k, whatever, they're talking a lot.
So suck a dick, right?
Get used to it.
It's the fucking trenches, meme coins.
Go up and down, right?
Buy daddy, buy G. If you did profit, rotate all of your profits to daddy or G and fucking send it higher, bro.
Buy good investment stone.
Buy And I promise I give a fuck even less than you.
I promise.
I promise I couldn't care less.
So it's G or Daddy.
The whole chat's going nuts with G, Daddy, G, Daddy, G, Daddy, where I'm going to burn 100. I think you should buy...
I think you did G. I think you should do Daddy.
And I think from now on, we should...
Well, let's look at the comments.
I mean, everyone's saying G, I'll be real.
Everyone's saying G. But Daddy's a good doubt, too.
Either one.
You choose, G. Right.
If we can get G up to 25 mil market cap...
In the next three minutes, I'll burn a hundred grand.
And then we'll do daddy with a market cap that gets up there.
I burn a hundred grand.
We'll do it.
We'll do both.
We'll do both.
Fucking do both.
Three minute timer.
Three minute timer.
30 mil market cap.
Two minutes, 50 days.
I could just start.
Get to 30 mil.
I'll buy.
I'll buy the soul and burn it.
I'll buy 400 soul and burn it.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm in all business.
30 mil market cap.
I'll do it right now.
Look.
I'm out to buy.
400. I don't know if you can see the bottom right on my screen.
Or is my beautiful face in the way?
Maybe it is.
We need to move this picture.
Let me try and do this.
One second.
There you go.
Let me reverse it because it's the other way around.
Bang.
Right.
You can see I got 400 sold.
Loaded.
Right here.
And I can quick buy it.
We get to 30 a.m.
When the timer runs out, I'll buy it.
Two minutes left.
You nigger said G in the chat, then fucking do it.
Send it.
Send it, I'll buy it, and I'll fucking burn it.
And we'll burn it.
You can access this wallet, burn it now, yeah?
So everyone can see us burn.
Yeah, I can.
I can burn that shit.
Nice.
Did you buy it?
No, I ain't bought it yet.
I ain't bought it yet.
We're waiting for the timer to run out.
They gotta get to 30 a.m.
or I'm not gonna buy it.
30 a.m., I'll buy it.
If they don't, fuck them.
They're jeets.
We move on to daddy.
And then we gotta do the real niggers.
We're gonna do all of it.
I'm sorry, I ain't leaving the real niggers behind.
Anyone who hits their target, I'll buy and burn.
Can we buy fuck Issa coin?
Can we do that?
I wanna fuck Issa coin.
There must be loads of them by now.
There's one at 200k.
Must be fucking loads.
How long we got left?
Minute left!
If you niggers don't reach it, that's a you problem.
And you know, this is a once in a generation.
I'm not coming to the trenches that often.
I got other shit to do and I'm already rich.
You better enjoy this while I'm here What's crow?
What are we talking about crow?
What the fuck is crow?
I have no idea what the fuck is.
Crow with knife.
Crow with knife.
what's that what's crow with knife I shouldn't be saying that, should I? I'm probably pumping on accident.
No, you shouldn't.
You're definitely pumping some bundled shit right now.
Shit.
Oops!
How long left?
20 seconds!
You niggas are going to fail!
20 seconds!
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to fucking randomly god candle these things like randomly in the middle of the night when I'm not even live just to fucking make all the Jeets feel sad about themselves.
Random.
Alright, they didn't pull it off on G. Next coin!
Save, save.
Next coin.
What's next?
Daddy?
Yeah.
Alright, start a three minute timer.
Daddy now.
I want daddy at banger.
I want daddy at 75. 75M, 400 sold.
buy and burn then we'll do the real niggers 70
75M. 70, 71!
Hold on, we got left.
Two minutes left.
Hold on, we got left.
Let me tweet that this is all hilarious.
One minute and 15 seconds.
75M and I'll buy and burn.
My speaking tour, every money, every penny I make is going to DaddyCoin.
It's going to be called the DaddyTour.
They are sending me so many fucking coins, bro.
So many coins.
How long left?
30 seconds!
30 seconds!
What's that here?
They're jeets, bro.
65. What the fuck?
Jeets, bro.
Fuck them.
Fucking trenches, baggots.
How long?
Trench fags. Trench fags. Trench fags.
I'm happy I made random people rich.
I feel good about that.
Genuinely.
I know I'm not supposed to, but I do.
Right.
We're back to the real niggers.
We're back to the real niggers.
The real niggers can get it to...
23. 23, they get the clip.
They get the 400 sold.
Will there be some dork on CryptoSitter that does a full breakdown of all the money I've made people?
so I can read it.
Or is it too complicated?
There's only gonna be fucking dorks on Crypto Twitter talking about how many people have lost money.
Pussies.
Who cares?
It's so gay.
Ah, I've got loads and loads of super chats here.
I've got loads of Super Chats sending me coins.
Thanks for all the Super Chats, guy.
Every single penny is going to go to tapepledge.com.
It's all going to go to helping feed starving children, every single Super Chat.
So I super appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
We have a lot of them here.
Got about 10 grand of Super Chats.
I'm going to send it all to tapepledge.com.
You can go to tapepledge.com and you can see how the money's being spent.
we're feeding people all around the world how long left for my next trenches adventure we need to plan something truly crazy So you need to use your thinking head.
That big brain of yours, Mr. Crypto.
I'm going to do something wild.
I want something wild.
These niggas ain't gonna hit it either.
Which is good.
It's fine.
So now I'm going to God candle.
What I'm going to do.
My plan is.
I'm going to God candle within the next couple hours.
When no one expects it.
Whichever of the telegram communities.
Either G, Daddy, or RNT convince me to God candle them.
I'll give them the 100 grand.
It's not a God candle, but I'll give them the 100 grand.
I'll give it to them and I'll burn it.
I'll give it to them because I'm a nice guy.
So whoever's in the telegrams, I'll be reading the telegrams after this stream.
It's been a lot of fun.
Anyone who's crying can get blocked.
I don't give a fuck.
Don't come to the fun if you can't handle.
Don't come to the party if you can't handle the music.
I never promised anybody anything besides a suicide mission.
And truthfully, the primary objective of me doing this was to get you all inside of the real world.
Because I'm very honest and open about that.
The real world is something I'm extremely proud of.
The real world is the largest educational platform on the planet.
It allows you to make money online.
And when you have spare money, you can then enter the trenches.
This is a fucking free-for-all.
There's no guarantees in the trenches.
You might survive.
You might come home a hero.
You might lose a leg.
That's the fucking game.
That's life.
I was hoping Bitcoin would hit 100,000 while I'm on air.
But it's fucking about at 98.3.
Like a pussy.
So I think when Bitcoin gets to 100,000, I do another trench warfare.
But choosing random coins and pumping them has been done now.
So I have to think of something else.
I have to think of something else.
I have to use my mind.
And I have to like hint which coin I'm gonna Aikido.
You know, I have to do something.
I have to think outside the box.
Luckily I have time, because my bills are paid, so it's fine.
Might take a week, might take a month, might take six.
But this has been fun.
I need a cigarette.
I need a few cigarettes, fam.
I'm cooked.
I love the trenches.
But I love the trenches because I don't give a shit about winning.
I just love the trenches.
For me, it's not about winning.
I just love the mud and the cold.
I like the trenches.
I want to be there.
It's funny.
That's the difference between a winner and a loser.
I want to be in the trenches.
I don't want to win the fight.
I just want to fight.
I just want to be in the cage fighting.
I don't give a shit about winning.
I just want to be there.
That's the kind of man who wins.
I cannot wait for the BBC to print tomorrow.
I'm gonna retweet every article they tweet tomorrow about me.
It's gonna be hilarious.
It's gonna be super fucking funny.
Gentlemen.
My future plan for the trenches, I'm not sure exactly what it is.
However, I can guarantee you the amount of money you're spending around these Solana coins, there is no better spend of money on the planet than $49 to join the real world.
It is the best possible investment you can make.
We teach everything.
18 modern wealth creation methods, how to make money online.
Not only crypto, everything else.
So you have enough money to enter the trenches and come out alive.
The real world is something I'm extremely proud of.
We have huge upgrades coming.
It's been a fantastic time.
I'm going to go talk to all the students outside the real world in the war room.
Thanks for joining us, Mr. Thinks He Knows About Crypto.
I appreciate it.
Love.
I appreciate you coming in.
Cheers, G. Cheers.
It's been a whole bunch of fun.
I've got a whole lot of future plans.
And my plans are the lulls.
That's my plan.
If you're trying to work me out, and I see a lot of people doing long threads trying to work out my plan, you're not going to.
Because I don't know.
I start smoking cigarettes, I put on gangster music, and I fucking ape shit.
That's what I do.
Because it's funny.
I don't fucking care.
That's the bottom line.
That's how it's always going to be.
But if you join the real world, I'll guarantee you make enough money to come along for the ride.
So thank you all very much for joining.
I've appreciated it.
It's been fun.
I'll let you know all in advance on my Twitter when I'm coming back to the trenches.
And in the meantime, I look forward to seeing every single one of you as a student inside the real world.
And remember, one more time, I'm going to make this very clear, the SEC chairman just stepped down.
We're currently going through SEC to get our real world token online because it will be a security that will share the profits of the school.
You join the real world, you increase your power level, you get free crypto, which is the real world token which I'm going to launch.
You also have the possibility to buy it.
If you own 1% of the real world token, you will get paid 1% of the profits of the school each month.
Fully regulated.
We're going public on Web3.
We're doing things that have never been done before.
Because we have to break paradigms.
Elon's putting rockets in space.
I'm going public with the real world.
We're here in the trenches.
It's been a great time.
Anyone who's enjoyed it, let me know.
Tweet at me or talk to me inside the real world.
Tag me.
And remember, and this is very important, capitalism is broken.
Capitalism is literally broken.
This is not real.
To make money in my day when I was 18, 19, you had to go create a real company, build a real factory, help people for real.
You couldn't just fucking click on bullshit.
And this game, this P4P casino...
Only exists for a short period of human history before capitalism must be restored.
You must have a real business.
You must be able to make money for real.
You must be able to do real things.
Because if you could do real things, you'll always have enough money to play the game.
Don't risk money you haven't got.
So I strongly recommend, whether you've won or lost in the trenches, either one, that I see you inside the real world.
You build a real income stream.
You get some Bitcoin, which is going to go to the moon.
It's going to be generational.
And you enjoy the trenches for what they are, which is fun.
Thanks for joining, friends.
Until next time.
Life is not for the weak and it's not for the lazy and it's definitely not for those who are content with mediocrity.
Life is for the warriors, the champions, the ones who are ready to push their limits and achieve greatness.
You need to understand that if you want to get to the top, you're gonna need a team.
You're gonna need a brotherhood.
You need people who are going to push you, challenge you, demand the absolute best from you, because that's what winners do.
They demand the best, not just from themselves, but from everybody around them.
Here inside of the real world, you're not just some lone wolf.
You're part of a pack.
You're part of a team that's committed to excellence.
And that commitment is not just about you.
Because when one of you wins, you all win.
When one of you grows, you all grow.
We don't settle for less, and we don't let our brothers settle for less either.
We hold each other accountable, we support each other, we celebrate our victories together.
A community of people, you already succeeded, so they're gonna help you succeed too.
They told me that I was out of shape, broke, just to call me out.
It was what I needed, so the real world was that solution.
Every day we log in, we have people to look for, and people need their answers, so we are there, we're helping them.
Inside the real world, there's nothing negative, it's all positive, and you just gotta put in the work.
This is about hard work.
This is about discipline.
This is about pushing yourself and your teammates to the absolute limits of masculine excellence.