Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Our Deal with The Sharks | Tate Confidential Ep 263
Aired: 2024-11-01
Duration: 15:31


=== Why We Fear the Ocean (08:57) ===

[00:00:00]  *Music* Are you jacuzzi man now?
[00:00:20]  I haven't seen you in this jacuzzi in like a year.
[00:00:24]  You never get in the water.
[00:00:25]  You're scared of the water.
[00:00:26]  I'm not scared of water.
[00:00:27]  Since when?
[00:00:28]  I said I don't like oceans.
[00:00:29]  Doesn't mean I'm scared of water.
[00:00:30]  I'm a very good swimmer.
[00:00:32]  I don't operate from a realm of fear.
[00:00:33]  Oceans are the biggest source of water in the world, Andrew, so...
[00:00:35]  I'm not scared of oceans.
[00:00:37]  Just fuck oceans.
[00:00:38]  It's different.
[00:00:39]  There's no need to get in the ocean when you have a jacuzzi.
[00:00:43]  What if I put ocean water in the jacuzzi, not the water?
[00:00:46]  Oceans are just swimming pools for poor people.
[00:00:47]  Remember that.
[00:00:48]  It's the sharks.
[00:00:51]  Sharks and I have a deal.
[00:00:52]  And I'm sticking to my end of the deal.
[00:00:54]  You wouldn't understand, but when you're a man of honor, if you say something, you stick to your word.
[00:00:59]  Okay.
[00:01:00]  And I promised the sharks they would never catch me in their house.
[00:01:04]  And they promised me I'd never catch them in mine.
[00:01:06]  The day I walk in the living room and there's a shark there, then it's fine, it's war.
[00:01:11]  But otherwise...
[00:01:13]  Peace treaty.
[00:01:14]  It's a peace treaty, yeah.
[00:01:16]  So, I'm just sticking to my end of the deal, being a good person.
[00:01:19]  I don't know why that's so controversial to you.
[00:01:21]  I guess maybe because you're a piece of shit?
[00:01:25]  That's funny.
[00:01:26]  I don't know, that was fun.
[00:01:27]  You're a piece of shit person who doesn't stick to his deals.
[00:01:31]  So why the fuck would I go in the ocean?
[00:01:32]  I got a jacuzzi, I got a pool.
[00:01:33]  Andrew has no business in oceans.
[00:01:35]  The man's 96 kilograms.
[00:01:37]  I have no business in oceans.
[00:01:39]  There's no money in oceans.
[00:01:39]  There's no business.
[00:01:40]  Nothing.
[00:01:40]  What am I going to do there?
[00:01:42]  There's no emergency meeting.
[00:01:43]  There's nothing to do there.
[00:01:44]  There's no work.
[00:01:45]  What am I in the ocean for besides to break the peace treaty?
[00:01:50]  And make a deal with the fucking mermaids.
[00:01:51]  And fuck whales.
[00:01:53]  And fuck dolphins.
[00:01:54]  And fuck turtles.
[00:01:55]  And fuck penguins.
[00:01:57]  What do penguins do to you?
[00:01:59]  Everyone loves them for some reason.
[00:02:00]  I don't get it.
[00:02:01]  They're retarded and they waddle.
[00:02:02]  If I was alone on Antarctica, and I'm sure it's illegal for some reason, but if I was alone on Antarctica, the amount of running and football kicking of penguins, that would happen.
[00:02:11]  I'd just kick them clean across the fucking ice.
[00:02:13]  Watch them all die of internal hemorrhage.
[00:02:15]  If you just ate penguins and melted ice, you could survive forever.
[00:02:18]  Penguins and melted ice.
[00:02:19]  You could survive forever.
[00:02:22]  I wouldn't even eat them.
[00:02:23]  I'd just kick them.
[00:02:24]  I didn't realize you had beef with penguins.
[00:02:26]  Kick them like footballs.
[00:02:27]  Stomp their nests out.
[00:02:28]  Never paid my bills.
[00:02:31]  We did eat whale one time.
[00:02:33]  Should we eat penguin meat?
[00:02:34]  Whales never paid my bills either.
[00:02:35]  None of these niggers ever paid my bills.
[00:02:37]  So, fuck them.
[00:02:39]  Fuck them all.
[00:02:40]  Dogs are the only animal that matter.
[00:02:43]  Fuck horses.
[00:02:44]  I'd happily eat horses.
[00:02:45]  Don't care.
[00:02:45]  Can't eat dogs.
[00:02:46]  Dogs are good.
[00:02:48]  I'm Haitian enough.
[00:02:49]  I'm black enough.
[00:02:50]  I'll eat a cat.
[00:02:50]  I don't give a fuck.
[00:02:51]  I don't like cats.
[00:02:51]  Yeah, fuck cats.
[00:02:52]  Fuck cats.
[00:02:53]  Can't eat dogs though.
[00:02:55]  That's a crime.
[00:02:56]  I know some PETA motherfuckers are going to be like, what's the difference between a dog and a horse?
[00:03:00]  Everything dipshit.
[00:03:02]  And you know it too.
[00:03:03]  Dog is man's best friend.
[00:03:05]  Why, if you eat a cow, why won't you eat a dog?
[00:03:08]  How about you get the fucked?
[00:03:09]  How about you take your vegetarian bullshit talking points and fuck off?
[00:03:13]  How about I don't have to explain myself to you?
[00:03:14]  How about I'm allowed to be hypocritical if I want because I can strangle you to death with my bare hands?
[00:03:19]  How about that as an answer next time vegetarians say, well, you wouldn't eat a dog?
[00:03:23]  No, I wouldn't eat a dog.
[00:03:25]  But I would eat a fucking cow and basically everything else.
[00:03:27]  Fuck you.
[00:03:28]  You're a faggot.
[00:03:29]  That's my argument.
[00:03:30]  I don't explain myself anymore because you're gay.
[00:03:33]  But you know what else I don't do?
[00:03:34]  If a Chinese man wants to eat a dog, I ain't gonna go protest in China.
[00:03:41]  It's his business.
[00:03:42]  I don't agree with it, but fucking let him live, you know?
[00:03:45]  Vegans are trying to protest my eating of meat.
[00:03:47]  I'm not going to go to China until the Chinese man not eat a dog.
[00:03:50]  Like, if he wants to be weird, fine, you know?
[00:03:53]  People do weird shit all the time.
[00:03:57]  I cut myself this morning on a machete.
[00:03:59]  I was there, I did witness that.
[00:04:01]  I cut myself on a machete.
[00:04:06]  And I repeat.
[00:04:10]  Fucking cunt.
[00:04:11]  That's what I said when I cut myself.
[00:04:12]  Leave the self-harm for the bedroom, yeah?
[00:04:14]  Ha ha ha.
[00:04:43]  This is finished.
[00:04:45]  Huh?
[00:04:46]  I'm gonna say I didn't even use it.
[00:04:48]  Yeah, yeah, that's been our ages.
[00:04:50]  I just never used it.
[00:04:53]  You good?
[00:04:54]  Good, man, you?
[00:04:55]  A lot of trash.
[00:04:56]  Are y'all battling today?
[00:04:58]  We're waiting for the blacks to stop robbing people and then we're gonna have a fight.
[00:05:04]  I think they're gonna come back.
[00:05:05]  The blacks need to slug it out.
[00:05:08]  For official ref, or I'll be ref.
[00:05:12]  Ruby sunglasses, please.
[00:05:14]  Funny thing, Luke, when they go at it, they both lose.
[00:05:20]  I'm here to fuck Andrew up.
[00:05:22]  That's why I'm here.
[00:05:23]  He keeps calling me in to fight, and I keep getting beaten up.
[00:05:27]  But today is my day.
[00:05:28]  Today I'm going to beat the fuck out of him.
[00:05:30]  No problem.
[00:05:31]  No stress.
[00:05:31]  I was drinking last night, and it gives me power.
[00:05:34]  So I'm extra powerful today.
[00:05:35]  Extra power.
[00:05:36]  The power of tequila.
[00:05:37]  I've got an extra 10 kilos on me right now.
[00:05:40]  So I'm going to throw him around and just throw wild shit at him.
[00:05:43]  Can't wait.
[00:05:44]  Alright, famous last words.
[00:05:48]  I'll ask Andrew what his last words are going to be.
[00:05:49]  Andrew, what do you have to say?
[00:05:51]  We'll see.
[00:05:53]  I'm working on my stamina now.
[00:05:57]  It's nice to hydrate a jacuzzi in the hot sun and a cigar to get you warmed up for sparring.
[00:06:04]  That was a good point.
[00:06:06]  Ever since you cut your hand this morning, you've kind of been in a foul mood, but I have a feeling that when you beat Barnett up, you're going to but I have a feeling that when you beat Barnett up, you're going I might not beat him up.
[00:06:26]  He's a lot bigger than me.
[00:06:27]  Andrew.
[00:06:28]  It's an unfair competition.
[00:06:29]  You and I both know that fighting makes you so happy.
[00:06:31]  Like, you're smiling now just thinking about the pain that you're going to inflict on Luke Barnett.
[00:06:38]  Yeah.
[00:06:39]  Perhaps I'm ready to absorb endless pain as long as I get to give pain to others.
[00:06:43]  It's worth it.
[00:06:46]  Even if I take more than I give, it's still worth it.
[00:06:49]  Just to spread misery.
[00:06:52]  You heard it, Luke.
[00:06:53]  Must be some kind of personality defect.
[00:06:57]  You'll get hit ten times, but you get to hit him once.
[00:06:59]  Fine.
[00:07:00]  I don't think spreading misery is a good thing.
[00:07:03]  Fine.
[00:07:04]  It just doesn't seem like a good thing to do.
[00:07:06]  Don't call it misery.
[00:07:06]  Call it justice.
[00:07:10]  That sounds better.
[00:07:11]  Luke deserves every bit of pain that comes into his life.
[00:07:13]  My life's good, bro.
[00:07:15]  My life's too good.
[00:07:16]  His life's great, and he's a cunt.
[00:07:17]  So he deserves it.
[00:07:19]  He deserves everything that happens to him.
[00:07:20]  So do I. 100% deserve jail.
[00:07:23]  100%.
[00:07:24]  100% all the shit I've done in my life.
[00:07:26]  Fucking hell, I deserve a lot more jail.
[00:07:28]  I'm going to cut that.
[00:07:29]  Don't cut it.
[00:07:30]  No, it's true.
[00:07:31]  They locked me up for some dumb shit, but the actual shit I have done...
[00:07:33]  10 year stretch.
[00:07:37]  I walked into my room and saw Min installing bulletproof glass windows.
[00:07:54]  And I can't tell if this is the most badass thing ever or complete overkill.
[00:08:01]  We started with the doors.
[00:08:03]  Now we've moved on to glass.
[00:08:05]  There's no way anyone's getting to this house.
[00:08:09]  Does this make you happy?
[00:08:12]  I told you the glass was the weak point of this whole operation, and you fixed that.
[00:08:15]  We had the shutters, but then when they started cutting the steel shutters after 30 minutes outside the door, they started trying to penetrate the glass, I thought.
[00:08:24]  Steel shutters and bulletproof glass behind it.
[00:08:28]  Blast-proof doors, bullet-proof glass, and then these steel shutters.
[00:08:32]  Everyone makes fun of my house.
[00:08:33]  You know, they go, oh, he's so rich, why don't you live in a different house?
[00:08:35]  Why would I want to live in one of those big mansions with a fancy glass and fancy gardens when police could raid it?
[00:08:40]  Any real man knows you want a house with a gym, with a podcast studio, with a cigar room, with your boys, bullet-proof glass, blast-proof doors.
[00:08:50]  It's a bunker.
[00:08:51]  It doesn't get better.
[00:08:52]  I've got the best house in the world.
[00:08:53]  You can't get into this house.
[00:08:55]  And now, I'm even going to change the roof.
[00:08:56]  That's all going to be bullet-proof glass.

=== Hold On One More Minute (03:50) ===

[00:08:58]  Wow. Wow.
[00:09:00]  Wow.
[00:09:07]  We'll be right back.
[00:09:37]  Three, two, one, run. run.
[00:09:56]  Very impressive.
[00:09:59]  That's impressive.
[00:10:01]  Alright, five, four, three, two, one. One, two, one. One, two, one. One, two, one. One, two, two, one.
[00:10:28]  one. One, two, one. One, one. One, two, one.
[00:10:49]  Time.
[00:10:55]  You were frowning this morning, now I see that big ol' smile on your face.
[00:10:59]  Hey!
[00:11:01]  Punch of Barnett, ultimate joy.
[00:11:02]  - Yeah, that's all right. - Come on, come on. - Come on, come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - He's getting tired, baby. - Yeah. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. baby. - Yeah. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's getting tired, baby. - He's
[00:11:31]  He's getting tired baby Is he getting tired?
[00:11:36]  He's getting tired.
[00:11:37]  Two rounds.
[00:11:38]  Are you getting tired?
[00:11:39]  Never One minute
[00:11:58]  One minute One minute One minute One minute One minute One minute Time
[00:12:17]  Hold One minute One minute One minute One minute One minute Let's go last now
[00:12:31]  Yep 30 30

=== Basic Info Cards Please (02:42) ===

[00:12:49]  30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 31 31 32 33 33 Is that the hangover, Kuro?
[00:13:18]  That's the way to Kuro.
[00:13:19]  Hangover.
[00:13:21]  Kuro.
[00:13:22]  Hold on bro.
[00:13:24]  I get love letters every single day, but they're getting more elaborate.
[00:13:36]  Usually I get presents along with my love letters.
[00:13:39]  But, you know, because I'm a rich man, sometimes it's not all about the presents they give me.
[00:13:43]  Sometimes it's about the effort they put in.
[00:13:46]  So, she made it nice and succinct.
[00:13:49]  Basic info, where she's from, how much she weighs, confirming she's not married with no kids.
[00:13:54]  That's nice.
[00:13:56]  And then we have her resume, qualifications, that she can cook and all these things.
[00:14:00]  I have her whole resume here.
[00:14:01]  I'm going to hide her picture because I don't want her to get dogs.
[00:14:04]  We have here who she is and all her qualifications, God-fearing, religious, etc., etc., her contact details.
[00:14:11]  Then we have the letter.
[00:14:12]  We have a bunch of religious things in here.
[00:14:15]  And the thing that's good about this letter is, I don't want anyone to read it, I just want you guys to see how neat her handwriting is.
[00:14:22]  Look how neat.
[00:14:22]  I'm just going to show a line.
[00:14:26]  Look how neat that writing is.
[00:14:27]  Isn't that neat?
[00:14:30]  Super neat handwriting, which is impressive.
[00:14:33]  On and on about how I'm the best man in the world.
[00:14:36]  Blah blah blah.
[00:14:37]  I think, because I get so many of these love letters, it's now become a competition between who has the nicest writing.
[00:14:43]  But girls, as you continue to send me letters, I like this basic info thing.
[00:14:47]  This is very smart what she's done.
[00:14:49]  Keep it short and succinct because I'm very busy.
[00:14:51]  I want to get all the basic info cards every day and look through.
[00:14:54]  You know, if I want a blonde, I'd take the blonde and see who's fat, who's not.
[00:14:57]  I want basic info cards of every single love letter from now on because a lot of you girls make the mistake of sending me love letters and it's just large gibberish about how great I am.
[00:15:05]  You haven't told me if your tits are big.
[00:15:07]  You haven't told me what color your hair is.
[00:15:09]  I'm just reading all this stuff.
[00:15:11]  I'm great.
[00:15:11]  I'm great.
[00:15:12]  Duh.
[00:15:12]  I know.
[00:15:13]  But I need the info.
[00:15:15]  So this is good.
[00:15:15]  So please send basic info cards with your love letters from now on so I can save myself and you time.
[00:15:23]  I mean, let's be honest.
[00:15:23]  You don't want to keep sending me love letters when you've sent 20 or 30 letters.
[00:15:27]  And it's just so much blabbering on about how great I am.
[00:15:29]  I still don't know the size of your tits.
[00:15:31]  That's why I'm not replying.