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Sept. 28, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT | EPISODE 11
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♪♪♪ Almost. Nah, yeah, not ace.
Yeah, that was obvious. I thought you had something bad.
Almost. Almost had a straight.
I needed a 10. Because I can't tell anyone who we're playing with.
I'm just going to call you dev for short.
Subdev. Subdev.
Okay. You can't deal me crap cards anymore.
Please. I need good cards.
Christy, what vodkas do we have?
Do you have any Belvedere, Mont Blanc, something good?
Give me a Mont Blanc vodka with ice, please.
Thank you.
How are we doing, 100?
Yes, sir.
Blinds go up.
Every 15 minutes, the blinds go up.
Is it me?
Yes, sir.
I'm going to do a blind.
Ah, Chase. What?
What? What? I'm not going to win anyway.
I'm doing shit. He keeps giving me shit cards, bro.
I can't win with this mess. Four and a seven and a three.
Sounds like the worst night of my life.
Bad memories. I've been there.
Those were the good nights. Focus on the seven.
I'm sick of these pair of tens.
Focus on the seven. Focus on the seven!
The three might have a huge rack, though.
What is it, 100?
You know what they say, Dev.
You can't catch AIDS twice.
Hang on a card. Check or go please.
Check. Check.
Check. Check.
Check, mate. All checked.
River card. 10 of them.
Fuck. Check or go. Slow it, mate.
You were waiting for the straight and then you didn't do it, alright?
Check. Everyone.
Best rounder. Raise.
1000. A pair of threes.
Ace high. Nothing. He's trying to scare everyone away.
Andrew called it. But don't worry, Andrew.
Cheers, Dev. That's how I want a fucking hand.
Jesus. I'm getting my money robbed by black people again.
Bro, that's the story of the Western world.
You let us in. You shouldn't have.
You take your stuff. Now it's ours.
All you white people built this beautiful society and you let us in.
And now we're just going to take it. And when we tell you we're going to do this, you're all like, oh, don't worry.
You're being hyperbolic.
He's sarcastic!
My black friend?
No. I'm gonna take it.
Four. Five, four.
Five, four. Five, four.
Five, four. Five, six.
Five, six. Five, six.
Five, six. Take that 200.
200, pull.
Pull. Pull 200.
Pull, pull.
2 plans, heads up 3rd plan
3, check on the base 2nd plan
2 3rd plan
6th plan 7th plan
7th plan 8th plan
9th plan 10th plan
11th plan 12th plan
13th plan 14th plan
Guys, who votes- I vote kick him out of the game, or should we just nix some of his chips away and say he was paying blinds?
Nah, don't let him play. He wants to play.
Don't let him. Alright, don't let him play. He missed out.
Fuck him. Take those chips away, dealer.
But he's not in the game. He's not in the game.
Fuck him. We were taking your blinds and now that you've come and you want to play, we're not letting you play the game instead to punish you for an hour and a half while you wait.
Yeah. Because you're too busy fucking pussy, too busy having sex with your girlfriend like a faggot, having sex with a girl.
Whereas, if all your chips had gone away, we would have made you.
Who has sex with a girl?
What are you, gay? Hope you were making babies.
Bailey, have you been wearing condoms again?
What have I told you about having gay sex?
Condoms are gay. No, you're not allowed to play.
Go back to your little fucking girlfriend, hold hands.
Bro, it's poker night and you're busy fucking...
Flower arranging.
Things change. Welcome to the adaptability of life.
Things change. Sitting around fucking knitting.
So what's your favorite Britney Spears album?
You're the whitest man.
He was so white.
Why is he batting 300?
He ain't got anything. Why is he batting?
But I ain't got shit either.
If you'd give me cards that win, I could win.
Just give me cards that win and I can win.
2-6-6. I hope Deb's out first for all this shit-talking.
As long as he's out, I'm happy.
Because otherwise he'll run his mouth too tough.
Run his gums too big.
Bet 300. You can't have another backgammon repeat.
You can't have another backgammon repeat.
Cheers, man. Appreciate it.
Two players. Heads up.
Turn card. Four. Super good, please.
1,000. Bet. Four.
1,000. 1,000.
1,000. That's all the money in Jamaica.
What the fuck is this?
There's all the money in the Caribbean!
Three sixes.
Cunt. Ah, full house.
Fucking cunt. You had two pair.
Bro, you lose when you have a hand.
It's a story of life.
When you have nothing, you fold. When you think you have a hand is when you lose your money.
When you think... It's like the guy who goes to four karate classes and thinks he can fight.
If he never went to karate classes, he would have just walked away.
But he went to four classes and, you know, he's a white boy and he believes it and his instructor's like, just jab, cross?
He's like, okay, yeah. I'm a blue belt, yeah!
He's never trained in his life.
Some nigger who's never trained in his life.
Never trained in his life. He's right.
You don't know karate.
Nigger's like, you're right, I don't know karate. But I grew up different.
I built different. And before you know it, he gets his ass whooped.
He should have just walked away.
He should have folded. Just give me shit cards.
You need to give me really shit cards so I can fold.
Or really good cards so I can win.
So give me these in-between...
Blaming the dealer, huh?
I'm blaming you. Blame on the rain.
I'm a blue belt.
There isn't a shirt I own that ain't for pimping.
If I have a shirt, it's for pimping.
Whereas all my tailored jackets are for human trafficking.
Nice. Cool.
Thank you very much.
I like yours. Oh wait.
Got robbed by deacon, pussy.
Good place. Heads up.
Third card, fourth.
Check out the view.
If we did a poker game for the top daddy holders, everyone would be loaded rich.
And we could play for millions of dollars.
Think about it. Million dollar buy-in for top daddy holders.
Just to take all their fucking money.
We'll play with daddy coins.
Are you fiending for nicotine so much that you're just...
Nah, it's for the aesthetic. Sort of look.
I'm not feeding for nicotine. I'm fine without nicotine.
Is that it? I don't get addicted to anything.
I mean, if you're relapsing, it's okay.
I'm Bill Different.
I'm Mark Sellers.
Thank you.
Marcelo, you're feeling lucky.
Nigel looks like he is a killer.
He is. He is. Take off me a chip lever.
Yeah, easily. Oh, sure.
You're a chip lever. Christian sounds depressed.
He wants to block it. No, really, I'm okay.
I'm about where I started.
One, two, three.
Check. Check. Really good shit.
Four, please. Andrew.
By the way, whoever wins, if you win, that's who tips the dealer.
Check on her, from the side.
You remember, the love handle.
Come on, little bit.
You have something, don't you?
Why are you so nervous?
What did you do to?
It's just initially to your left hand, what will it be?
All right. Hold. Hold.
Hold. Hold.
Hold. Hold. 3 points. Turn a card.
Clean a bag. Check a bag.
Check. Check.
But wanted Oh
Oh Hold. Shoulders up.
Hold. I'm nervous.
Why are you scared? Hold.
Heads up. What is our card?
Head locks. Check out it.
All in. All in?
Yeah. Hold.
I know you've taught me since last.
I just went because I was paying for something on the river.
I don't know what I have.
I'm sure you had nothing as well.
I was gambling.
It's not gambling you never lose, Deb.
Christy, keep that bolster coming.
Heh heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh heh.
How are you getting off though?
No smokes. I don't need to smoke.
I quit for two weeks to prove how easy it was, and I'll smoke again later.
I'll make up for my lack of smoking.
Thank you, sir. Full on here.
Full on here.
Take a rest.
This is the final round of the final round.
Full on here, sir.
Full on here, sir. Check.
You just constantly manage to give me whatever there is to me.
Check. It's kind of impressive at this point.
Yeah, it's a G. Minimum raise 400.
Double if you want to raise it.
Thank you, sir. That's 400.
Yeah, it's harder. If you want to raise, you have to double as that.
400? Yeah, it's OK. Oh, it's OK. Yeah.
450, it's double.
Thank you, sir. We have four and four.
400.
Yes, sir.
Fall.
Fall.
Good move.
Fall.
Fall.
Good move.
Fall.
Fall.
Good move.
Fall.
Fall.
Heads up.
Turn around.
Turn around.
Check.
Minimum 100.
That's 200.
Raise 4000.
And Bailey. Oh!
We have one card.
Two diamonds. Check our bases.
Check. Check.
Parabases. Parabases.
Parabases. Parabases. Parabases wins.
It's annoying.
That's a nice bit of moss.
I know.
Yeah.
No more alcohol.
Christy, no more alcohol for Christy.
More for me please.
I can't play without it.
There are very few things I... Like, I don't need to drink, but I can't play poker competently unless I drink.
And we all know that's true.
The drunker I get, Andrew's been holding me off the table while I've been winning games.
I'm falling off my chair and shit.
Andrew's holding me on my chair and I'm fucking royal flushing out.
It's just the way it is.
And so it came to pass that Tristan Tate could not play poker without drinking poker.
Real nigger shit.
Call 100.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Check, raise. Check.
Fire, please. Ace, deuce, 7.
Check, raise, please.
Check, check.
Bet, 1000.
He's just chipping.
I'll fight back then.
12,000.
Thank you.
And...
Two players.
Head's up.
Turn, come. Eight.
Squeeze.
A little bit.
Toss one leg.
Am I the only one in?
Yes, sir.
Open back, left side.
Tap.
Yes.
Bad man move. What's that?
2,000 change. 3,500 total.
3,000, 3,000. 3,000, 4,000.
Look out, I'll change.
Change, you know. Showdown.
Let's see the cast, please. Showdown.
That's so funny.
Jack, split pot no matter what it is.
Is that right? Yes, sir.
Split pot no matter what it is.
Nice. Nice split pot.
That was the best.
I don't know.
Stop leaning on the table.
Andrew, don't lean.
It keeps going nice.
Plus the leverage, you know.
Archimedes principle.
if you're familiar the work of Archimedes of Syracuse this vodka hits nicely
The old familiar sting, you know, a nice burn right down to the stomach.
It gives me the poker power I need to succeed.
Do you have any peanuts or anything?
What's up, you don't have one? You don't have a drink?
He's having coffee with money.
Who has coffee with money?
Coffee with money.
You got a drink bro?
Get lit.
What is it?
It's a drink.
Two drinks.
Five players here.
With my smoke.
Wait.
Do you spend? Okay.
Two. Three.
Four. Eight.
Eight. Six.
Everyone here?
None of you have anything.
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go.
Check. Check.
24 per hour, six.
Check.
One thousand, man.
Don't scare us away, you fuck-o.
Thanks.
All the bodies that were brought here.
Trying to scare us away, he's got fuck all.
I've got a pair of twos, you guys can do whatever you like.
Pair of twos ain't strong enough to fight him.
No, but I've got a pair of twos.
What you got? Fuck all?
Straight.
No, no he doesn't.
6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Straight split pot.
Yeah.
Split pot.
Another split?
He's got a 9, he's got a 9, you got a 9.
Yeah.
You're both of the sixes, it doesn't matter.
The eights are already on the board.
It's only the nines that count. The nines build the strength.
The only way you could have won is if someone had a nine and a jack.
Because that would have made a higher strength.
Nine, ten, jack. Addaboy, nige.
Addaboy, nige. My power.
Addaboy, nige. And nige.
We're splitting. I don't know, your chips don't look very split right now, Dave.
Well, that's just the cut part of the game.
What, are there buy-ins when you lose?
No. Oh!
Only on the final game of the night we've allowed them.
A few times. Oh, that's so long, then.
I thought I was freestyling.
I don't know how you guys play. I've never played with you guys before.
When you lose, you have to wait for the next game.
Oh, that's so long, though.
On the last game, we've allowed a couple buy-ins.
I'm so Jewish now.
Watch. One more coffee, please.
We're live on the internet, Deb, so if you wouldn't mind minding your language, I'm going to become super fucking Jewish.
Make sure you swear before the J-word.
How much? Amateur.
Go on then.
Have a normal course. Take a race, sir.
Go.
Go.
I'll move up there, he's just like my bed.
Perfect.
Jumping round the crib.
773. Check over them, please.
Check! Check!
Turn, turn, turn.
Check, check.
Cheek on cheek.
All together.
Number seven.
La la.
Six.
Seven.
Bet 200.
Go. He's trying to scare me.
He's trying to scare me. Do I scare you, Andrew?
Be honest. Do I scare you?
There's not much that scares me, friend.
But that's because I'm very good at picking my battles, you know?
I'm very good at...
Who's outside the gate?
Is G outside the gate? No, it's a stray dog.
Relax. I'm not relaxing.
I saw a dog outside the fucking gate.
Why would I... What, a black dog?
Yeah, but I didn't see it was black until I asked the question.
Are you blind? Maybe, Tristan just doesn't give a fuck about our dog.
He's just like, well, who may be? The dog never gets out, and there's a black dog outside.
Right, so what's he trying to do, scare me?
I'm trying to scare you, yeah. Well, if you had the seven, you'd be batting by now, so...
Well, obviously none of us have the seven, so it's the three or the nine.
Well, if I had the seven, I wouldn't be batting crazy, though.
Right? Double.
So what color is it? 2,500?
No, no, no. I meant to take that back.
All right, just 2,000 then. Why did I let him...
You can't scare me.
Like, come on now. You know, like...
We're built different, huh? A pair of nines.
It's four of a kind. Very, very scary.
Very scary.
Andrew, I saw you shaking for a second, Andrew.
I saw you shaking. Four of a kind.
I should have watched the video of you lot playing poker.
I didn't know how video it was.
I didn't know how video it was.
You can't think that about that.
You got a full house though.
Full house, you have to bet on a full house, so you're good.
That's when you lose. You lose when you think you have something.
I don't expect you to have this level.
The way you... That should have been studied right there.
That was gorgeous.
It would have been harder if dealer position was in a different way.
The fact that he had you in front of him, egging him on...
No, I had three of a kind off the flop.
I just checked it.
I didn't think you had that.
Trust me, look at me.
Hold on. Hold on this one.
Oh, so okay. Thanks, friend.
Thank you. That's some casino royal James Bond show.
Story of my life, bro. I've got enemies in and out of jail, Aston Martins, bitches, poker, cigars.
I can fight. You name it, bro.
I am James Bond. So now I'm going to check on my three kings, like I checked on my three sevens.
Awesome. Scare me, Cyrus!
Someone, let's go!
Scare me I'm so tired
Yes, so tired Very comfortable
Give me my money back Yeah
Go on, James Bond.
Cool. Got no when to hold them?
Cool. Know when to fold them.
That's it. That's it.
That's it. I'm naturally high on my wrist.
One, two. Press it this way.
Are you in this car or not?
Man, I don't want to go out and get my feet stepped on.
Alright, 3, 2, 1...
Oh yeah.
Once Daddy gets a hundred million market cap, I'm gonna do a huge buy just for the candle for fun.
So I'm waiting for these GE niggers to get their act together.
Stop G-ing. Once we're at a hundred million, I'm just going to candle it to the sky.
The longer they take, though, the less enthusiastic I am.
So if they take forever, they can get fucked.
Check a race. Sorry, me?
me checker race. One. Check. Four. Eight. Checker.
Thanks you very much.
Three. Check, check, check.
I'll check. Turn.
I'm telling you.
It's time to go back to the usual and enjoy.
Just a little bit of what's left of the house to get a few extra slides.
You will see the back. All the things that you're gonna like.
4, 4 200.
4.
Can I change the top?
Yes sir, 4.
Col, yeah.
Col or rice? Col.
Thank you.
Listen, when we play in Jamaica, you wouldn't understand.
I wouldn't. You wouldn't.
When we play in Jamaica, it's different.
You don't know the coconut rules.
No? I know the mango rules.
You don't know anything. Here's why you say coconut.
Come on, Cyrus. Pussy.
Sorry, Dad. Shit.
For the first, please. Me?
Yes, sir. Straight. Straight to the ace.
Two pair of kings. He's done sign with a dealer.
I know shit! He's done sign with a dealer.
Ten, jack, queen, king, ace.
Straight. What?
What's the problem? Thank you.
Thanks. I just lost all my lost all the early hands on it wasn't worth shit and then started winning properly when it
mattered I'm built different
If these dad if these daddy if these daddy niggers get the market cap up I'm gonna take all this money and daddy
candle But they're all sitting around G-ing.
Trying to save the world from being pussies.
100 please. Lines up after the stand.
There's a certain level of drunk you have to play.
Bruv, I'm stone cold, sober, and I'm beating you.
You need more coffee.
You need more coffee. 200, sir?
200, mate. Yeah, say no more, mate.
Thank you, sir. Geyser.
Absolutely geyser. Geyser.
Remember Lockstock and Two Smoking Barrels.
Have you seen that movie? No?
Lockstock? You've not seen that? You've never seen Lockstock?
Sick. One time I took over a bunch of Jews in L.A. Oh my god, it was like a f**king...
Check! Check!
Check! Check!
Check! Check! Check!
Check! Check! Check!
Check! Check! Check! Two players, heads up, river card, jack on the river.
Second bet please. Bet 400, right?
Two thousand. Balls, let's see the cards please.
Two pairs, queens and sevens.
Jackson 7s. Jackson 7s.
Alright, last hand of the stream.
Yeah, last hand. You've got loads of photos, Bailey?
Yeah, cool.
Yeah, last of the stream. Do you?
You want to go to the end of this game, see who wins?
Yeah, you know what? I like being out first game, so I can get my pictures out of the way, and I don't have to be up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down.
It's just nice. They like you to take all your money.
Ask the audience if they want to continue.
How many people are watching? I'm not telling them our daddy coin plans.
They don't deserve it. These are my Rumble viewers.
It's not the same daddy people.
Necessarily. You're underestimating your Rumble viewers.
400 to call. Your blinds up.
Blinds up to 400 now, yeah?
Yes, sir. Really bad math.
400 to call.
400. Blinds are 400 now.
Yeah, that's a lot. Blinds are 400 now.
400! Marcel's bleeding chips.
Marcel, I haven't heard you say two words.
You know what, I get good cards, and then I get something.
Four first. Tristan, what's the best snack of your whiskey?
They've got seven old diamonds.
He's lost. He's drinking. He's dangerous when he's drinking.
Ace.
Bloodclaat.
Four hundred.
He's a fucking extreme.
Really, really bad man. Really, really bad man.
Bones.
Bones, mate. You've got all the chips in the world. What do you think about your hand four?
Was it a four or a...
Four hundred bets.
Four hundred bets.
Same as.
Four, four hundred.
Touch my thumb.
Oh No cones in the casino, sir.
Oh, three players. I'll give her a card.
Two of hearts.
One card.
I don't think you have a flush.
You might.
I don't know how to play that.
That's the problem. It's my first time playing with you.
No one knows how I play.
People that play with you often will know how to play.
You have it?
Do you have a clutch? You do.
I have a 7, man. I have an 8.
7, 7, 8.
8, 7, 8.
Places with these rings.
Good.
Good start.
200, 400, please.
Another hand for Spring.
you Yeah, we'll keep it. He wants to keep the string going.
Does Dev.
Dev. Our old friend Dev.
Dev's identity will soon become clear if you follow me on X. If you follow me on X, Dev's identity will soon become clear.
Is that true? What's your name?
Dev? He's a CIA asset, I'm telling you.
100% he's a fed.
100% he's a fed. 100% he's a fed.
The best snack? Did you do this for peanuts?
Yes. Bro, I eat some weird stuff, but even I don't eat peanuts.
Yeah, I love peanuts. That's true, please.
Check. Five players there, it's like, slow crunch.
All right, I need to get some photos of knowledge.
387.
2.0 Version.
Check.
Green Batman.
Check.
We can do some Fascy like a hologram.
Phantom Atoms.
2.0.
Check.
Rainbow Card.
Mino Diamonds.
Check.
1.0.
So this comes out on 1.7.
We should at least go for ourselves.
Go on, say the N-word.
No, I was going to say soda.
You mean cigar.
Cigar, please, sir.
Sugar. Three pints.
That's what you're giving me next round.
You're giving me a shot! Christy, go easy on him.
He's not the best drinker.
You should be, you're right.
Training. What's the best snack?
And my bartender gives you a shot.
That makes sense. This is my house.
And that wasn't me. Usually I'm the one setting him up to these shenanigans.
That was not me at all. Usually, you know, Marcel's cousin, she was like, oh, broad suits of war.
I'm at Christie War. That's the way I look at him.
Comes back with whiskey and Coke.
Sorry, I'm Romanian. I don't understand.
It's the best. How fucked was your cousin, let's not say his name, we're live on the internet.
So that time I got Shannard fucked up, how fucked up was he?
He thought he was a boss, but you know what, he was talking shit to you.
But that for him is a once a year thing, do you know what I mean?
That's like him on vacation. He'd been up to here drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking.
And he knew that. And he'd had breaks.
But he doesn't get it. If he were here every week, he would not be so bright.
5 days. 5 days. Nothing. It's a stream man.
I don't know what. Yeah, it's all right, Dad.
Don't worry. Five, three, four.
That is really good for me, mate.
I'll tell you what. I'm fucking fucking out, mate.
I'm fucking betting on that, mate.
Who's got a thousand down?
No one. Just change.
Check. Trick.
Trick. What would Movado do?
We don't ask ourselves that question often enough.
What would Movado do?
What would he do?
Oh my, we have some players!
So much straight business going on.
Too hard to predict. What are you motherfuckers gonna get straight?
What are you niggers? Daddy.
Daddy coin for all in.
Daddy coin for all in.
Make sure the mic kicks that shit up.
I will. Daddy coin for all in.
Daddy coin for all in Call
You came in Yes sir. Too many strikes, I said it.
I can't win now, even a six doesn't save me.
I have a straight, you have a straight.
But you go to the higher. Higher straight by one point.
He would have gotten you on the river anyway. He would have done that.
If he would have gone all in on the river, you still would have done it.
It's fine. That's fine.
He doesn't have much money.
He doesn't have much money, he's fine.
You're a bad man!
That's what the daddy token does, kids.
When you get the daddy token, you get rich.
It's blind locked. Pull up!
Turn this down. No, you're the only person in the world who hates music.
No. You're weird.
It's too loud. It's too loud.
Nobody in the world is like that.
Nobody. What the fuck do you think?
What's going on here?
I'm the DJ! The music's on.
We're playing a poker game. There's music.
What, are they going to cry? We're not allowed to have music on in the poker game?
They're going to cry their little eyes out?
Fucking gays. I bet if I raised you, I'll pussy out as well.
Come. Go on.
I'll turn the music off if you bet.
Didn't think so. I only just need my cards for it.
That's the deal with the paytables of the Mr. Holland.
Two players.
Heads up!
Four sixteen, no up top.
Marcel, I like you.
Oh Just fold. This is your warning.
No, that wasn't a check. Did you tap the table or not?
No, I'm going all in. Don't end your night early.
I think I know your hands. I'll stay active.
It's up to you. I need Cyrus out first, but if you want to lose, you can lose now.
Call my bet. If you want to lose, you can lose now, or you can let Cyrus lose first.
Sorry, Dev. Listen, music's on.
It is what it is!
What did you have? Play it out.
He doesn't have to show. No, play it out.
I'll show what I have. And what did you have?
No, no, no. Show, show, show. It's up to Marcel.
I'll show. No, you would have lost.
What'd you have? Well, you might have had the king.
So that's why I tried to side queue because I didn't really want you to play.
I knew I probably had it No, you're right.
It should have been a more premium hand, but I've been running my mouth lately
and I've gone on their heads a little bit so I can take risks.
Plus, what would Movado do?
His song is on, so I thought Movado, if Movado had pocket 10s, he'd 100% be sitting there with his yellow eyes.
What would... Cisco used to be a G. Now he's probably in Diddy's parties and shit.
Sisko used to be the man!
Mega parties.
Turn on the fucking small mic, will you?
What? What on the phone?
Guys, where's the racism?
People watch MTV for reasons...
Shut up, you packie.
Oh wait, you're not Paki.
No, you're... Was it Persian?
Backy, so there's three of us in?
There's one player, me.
Yes sir.
Well I need to stop by.
You know you have a lot of fans in France, they'd be very appreciative of you saying that.
Saying what? That I'm not a packy.
You are a packy. Fuck my fans.
Let's just do one check.
Hi, Card Ace.
Same hand as last time.
Oh fuck, I'm so drunk.
I'm so drunk.
I didn't stop drinking. You had one drink!
I didn't see the fucking queen.
I actually didn't see it.
I would have raised it. I genuinely didn't see the queen.
Alright, can we get it? It's eventually gonna flip.
I'm gonna flip Gee whiz listen I'll put my auto back on
on.
We are the champions!
I shouldn't be allowed to listen to the music from Jamaica.
It's unsafe for the public.
I literally start listening to it and start thinking, yeah, fuck it.
Yeah, all right, come in then, cops.
They come to your court now.
Come when the song's on. You always come when the song's off.
You noticed. They never come when the song is on.
You won.
I'll probably going all in This is a banger though
Dude, that's my focus on that.
Bro. I will.
I will. Who is it?
Four of us? Here we go.
Here we go. Two players.
Heads up. River. Two diamonds.
Check out the deck, please. Check.
To the first, please. Nothing.
High card seven. I was bluffing.
Seven, four. Pair of tens.
Samson. McGregor in this war fight.
He was like Andrew.
He just had a cigar in his mouth the whole time.
I was there for that fight.
I was there for that fight. I was there for that fight.
No, it was shaman.
What did you have to do? I always have to do some food as well.
Andrew. He's just one of those nuts.
He's just one of those nuts that only knows what's in.
He doesn't know anything about it.
He's just powerful.
That fight, he looked like my prime Mike Tyson.
You got it, yeah?
I'll get more of it. AJ got wobbled, and when AJ gets wobbled, you know the worst thing, because I had the same problem in my career.
I had the same thing. When you know you can knock someone out, it's bad when you're wobbling.
Because you go to knock them out.
I can't hear you. I can't hear you on the podcast because the music is too loud.
I don't hear what you're saying, so either shut up and play cards or turn this shit down.
Oh my gosh. Thank you. Wham.
That's so much better. Wham.
I can't lie, every round, that first round of the Wobble thing, you could tell it's...
You said Prime Mike past, I can't even listen to you, but...
No, you're mad, bro.
All I know, seriously, watch the fight again.
No, I won't Prime Mike. Okay, not Prime, but...
Prime Mike was a fucking storm, bro.
Yeah, yeah. He was a Cornader. The combination.
Bro, it was disgusting.
He was on him, but it wasn't for him.
Everything... AJ threw, this guy was coming back.
When you're wobbled and you're technical, you're better.
But when you're wobbled and you're a knockout artist, you just swing.
Which is what AJ did, which is why he got called.
6-7-7. Check for bet.
Yeah, because you just want to get him out of there.
And you know you can with one punch.
Blinds up after this hand.
Pardon? Check for bet, please.
Check. Blinds up after this hand.
Check. Blinds up to what?
800? After this hand.
I don't know. 3-6. Yeah.
Check for bet. Check.
Check. River card.
Check. 1,000.
All in.
600 more.
1,600. Hold.
He scared him off, Marcel. He scared Andrew.
Good. Come in.
Nigel, you've got so many shits there.
Come on, buddy. 1,600.
Really bad man. No, I'm not actually smoking, but it's good.
I'll tell you right now. You don't have a straight?
Let's see the first, please.
I'm on my way.
The first.
6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Straight.
We're going to get another one from that angle.
Straight wins? Too many straights on the board.
Yeah. Bro, you're out of chips, pocket kings.
Yeah, you had to.
I would have done the same.
I would have done the same. 600 blind, bro.
Three six mark here.
600 blind. Do I look like a rich nigga, bro?
Yes. You used to.
Before that night. This is redemption.
I'm getting you this morning. Do it.
Be careful on your way back to the hotel.
I'm driving. Four.
Do you have any more? One two.
Check raise. Check.
Check. Check. Check.
Check. Check.
Turn. We have diamonds.
Check diamonds. It's a big blind.
It's a big blind.
You know, bets have to be big blind.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, my friend.
Ah, yes, my friend.
Do you speak Spanish?
A little bit. What do you think about Spanish people?
That's a race that no one's racist to really.
Bunch of putas. Puta!
I roll lazy as fuck.
Can you turn it up?
Cool.
So anyway, I've been studying for Harvey's tilt attacks and...
You've got to do something.
You've got to do something if you want to win.
Bro, you already know.
I'm due in the way out of this one.
Third best. I'm going to be a dirty little Jew.
A dirty little Jew.
Who's beating me beside me?
He's not. Andrew won in the most finals.
I was in the most semi-finals in the end of the year.
1-2-1. I will bust you up and you know it.
I will edge guard like a...
Well, 600.
I may as well go all in. 650.
It's all in for me. That's a long bet.
The 600's a normal bet anyway, so if you're going to bet, you may as well call me.
950. Sorry, bro.
950 total. Call.
Call. Is it just me and Andrew in?
Yes, sir. I bet Andrew has a hand as well.
I have to show cards then.
I can just run it at the end and show them.
Zero. Anything but king or an ace?
Ten. Well done.
Thank you.
Attaboy, T. Back in the game!
Shut up, Bailey. If I kept a straight face after it, it would be better.
I couldn't. I couldn't. Christy, another vocal, please.
I need my powers. I knew he had fuck all, I had fuck all, but I thought it was only a grand to find out.
No, you were just helping out your brother, that's brother bias.
It was a normal bet, it was one big blind.
You were going to lose as well. That's just helping out your brother.
That's not true at all, it's not me and I had to play poker.
Could have gone either way. That's brother bias.
You could have. Because I had to bet.
I was very lucky that I had a double nine to bet onto my last hand.
Because I was going to go on in no matter what that hand was.
Who's big blind? 300, 600.
Ah, let's see. Me and Nigel both ain't got shit.
One of us might be out this run.
Heads up.
Bend your face. Nothing.
High card 6. High card 9.
Neither of us were gonna... Oh yeah, shit!
All the cards are so good, it's a split pot.
So nothing happened. We just stole some...
And no one else bet, actually, so we didn't actually win shit.
We and you were small, big blinds, so...
Because I keep catching the big blinds.
J-Hosk, real Batman.
But I had a great time.
No, no. I once fumbled a bag.
Once in this game. I did a big fumble.
I had king four. Andrew raised a thousand.
I folded. You and him went into some stupid war where he just about beat you.
There was a king on the four on the board. I would have won with two pair.
Andrew had pocket tens. It's always that way.
It's always that way. Call, check, raise.
Check. Keep playing.
Good luck. Slow call.
I'm a bad man.
No, I'm a bad man.
Check. Check.
Nice. Check.
Three. Check.
Check. A river.
5 for 10 rupees, 7 for 20 rupees, 6 for 100 rupees, 4 for 100 rupees.
And leave it in.
Oh my!
Listen! You win.
I had high car queen, but I thought he didn't have nothing.
I thought he was trying to chip leader bully us.
Thank you, sir. Last hand that we end the stream.
Last hand of the stream.
I'm big blind? Yes, sir.
Thank you, sir. It is mine.
That's all. Okay.
Let's try. That's good, bro.
Here. Press on yourself.
Hold. Hold.
Turn on yourself. Raise it to 1000.
Oh, we can't, can't we? It's fine, 600.
I don't even know how dead got back in this game.
Me neither. Same way I'm going to get back in and win.
Check. Check.
Turn. 7. Check.
4 of clubs.
Check all the clubs.
Cartier.
Ah, I believe so.
Cartier-Sento's skeleton, but it's completely encrossed in blue sapphires.
It's a one of one. I was looking at a skeleton.
How much did they go for?
15. 18.
18. Go first, please.
Flush. Can't remember. I had the straight, but I was worried about the flush.
That's why I didn't bet. Cartier-Sento skeleton, completely covered in blue sapphires, one of one.
All right, guys, listen. When DaddyCoin gets to 100 mil, I'm going to do a buy for the candle.
For the lulz. For the culture.
If you're going to sit around Jeetan and beat a bunch of pussies, you don't deserve it.
Doesn't matter to me, I'm rich anyway. So it's up to you.
Look on the back, in the top right-hand corner, it says one of one.
It says take one of one, actually, if you zoom in.
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