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Why You Look Like Fred
00:07:20
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| Why are you at the orchestra? | |
| You're allergic to music. You hate music. | |
| I hate you. And here you are, so... | |
| Touche. | |
| I want everyone to know that you look like Fred from Scooby-Doo. | |
| I don't look like Fred from Scooby-Doo. | |
| Yes, you do. Don't start this online. | |
| I'm starting this. Do I have an orange one of these? | |
| Yes. Nice. | |
| Alright, I might look like Fred from Scooby-Doo later on. | |
| We'll see when I get the orange one out. | |
| I'll call the lieutenant and tell him we have the golden Tristan is allergic to music, and so you decided to bring him to an opera. | |
| Now even I think that's a low blow. | |
| Fuck Tristan. Fuck you. | |
| No, genuinely. It's not even about the making jokes to the camera. | |
| It's not about the take on potential. Actually, fuck both of you. | |
| I just decided, fuck you both. | |
| I don't need you in my life. Neither of you. | |
| Fuck you. Fuck Tristan. | |
| Fuck off. Leave. You've seen that mission? | |
| Fuck off. Come on, end the episode. | |
| Fucking take your camera and fuck off. | |
| I'm going to stay right here now. Take your camera. | |
| Fuck off. | |
| Love you too, Andrew. | |
| You're a fucking idiot. | |
| , Mr. Trumpet. | |
| the fuck are you doing? | |
| , Mr. Trumpet. | |
| fuck off. | |
| the fuck are you doing?, Mr. Trumpet. | |
| fuck off. | |
| Almost. | |
| Alex, you look like Andrew. | |
| If he put like sunglasses on, I'm more connected to him. | |
| Oh, my head hurts! Oh, my head! Oh, my neck! | |
| So we were driving the other day. | |
| And something ran out the road. | |
| I know you like the orange juice. | |
| I know you like it. | |
| You immediately look happier. | |
| Drink the orange shoes. | |
| I feel like I'm watching you. You look so happy. Happy. | |
| I'm so happy. | |
| Marcel, hit Andrew with the same shot that you did last time. | |
| I did. People don't know what happened. | |
| It was off camera. Andrew, do you feel like explaining? | |
| Nothing happened. Marcel, do it again. | |
| It hurt and I showed no pain and then I won. | |
| Nothing happened. Define one. | |
| Life is... | |
| One long series of battles, an endless war which never ends. | |
| People think that one day the battle's gonna end and that there'll be peace, but that's not true. | |
| Because even if there's peace, you have to be prepared to defend that peace. | |
| Sometimes you have to preemptively strike. | |
| So the war is continuous and endless. | |
| The battles are small and you try and win as many as possible and they never ever change. | |
| So today's battle is to beat the fuck out of all of my friends. | |
| I'm gonna do it. Let's go. | |
| I I | |
| Real emergency huge one Catastrophic emergency. It turns out the cheese man makes the best cheese in the world. | |
| Remember that drunken villager outside the road where the cheese is from? | |
| Turns out he's the best in the business. | |
| It's not an emergency. I think he looks like he's sticking with us. | |
| I'll stick them all with you. | |
| I just want an emergency. That's moderately tasty cheese. | |
| I've never heard you describe cheese as tasty before. | |
| Ever. Why am I so standing here? | |
| Fuck off. Leave me alone. Can you fry me two slices of bread? | |
| Yeah. And I want you to melt loads of cheese on top of both pieces of bread. | |
| Nice heart attack. No. | |
| Loads of cheese. Loads. | |
| No, no, no. No normal amount. | |
| I want them covered in melted cheese. | |
| All right. I don't know, they've never seen us out of it. | |
| They were scared of my moves. | |
| They knew. Misogyny boss. | |
| Misogyny boss. Misogyny boss is great. | |
| Misogyny boss, yeah. I don't know, what are we on then? | |
| 76 liters of petrol, that'll last a minute. | |
| Oh nice So 120 euros for one hours of driving | |
| I'm driving I don't know | |
| How about the face? | |
| I'm fine No | |
| Nice Option | |
| Good Thanks for watching! | |
| you Caramel center cookie scene. | |
| It's good. | |
| I can taste. | |
| Everybody. | |
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Can't Do It? Watch Out!
00:02:38
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| I can't do it. | |
| I'm not a good at this. | |
| I can't do it. | |
| No, that's not cool. | |
| I'm not good at this. | |
| I can't do it. | |
| I'm not good at this. | |
| I can't do it. | |
| Watch out bro. | |
| There's actually no reason for it to be here. | |
| Watch out. There's two series I hate the most. | |
| Why? This is planned. | |
| 100% Why? | |
| No one ever fucking buys this. | |
| No one. You put it there. You work here right? | |
| No. Six seatbelts. | |
| Do you see a bit on, Marcel? Nice. | |
| Looks a bit loose. | |
| 1.7M. Easy money. | |
| They censor me because I tell you the truth. | |
| If I was lying to you, they would allow me to speak. | |
| When you tear out a man's tongue, you do not prove him a liar. | |
| Instead, you only prove that you fear what he has to say. | |
| Time proves me as a man who knows exactly what's going to happen. | |
| And it is for this reason they fear me. | |
| Now they're attempting to silence and censor. | |
| My school. They're attempting to do this because it works. | |
| Please understand, if my school did not allow people to make money from home, they wouldn't censor it. | |
| They would allow everybody to join, be disappointed, and complain online to destroy my reputation near instantly. | |
| Hundreds of thousands of students have been inside. | |
| There should be at least 100,000 negative reviews if it doesn't work. | |
| Where are all the people saying my school doesn't work? | |
| Because there's thousands of people saying it does work. | |
| I literally calculated everything up and I made $20,000. | |
| We've added another million in revenue. | |
| $20,000, $30,000 a month. | |
| Around $15,000, $16,000. | |
| $10,000. $11,300. | |
| $50,000. | |
| $10,000. | |
| $22,500. | |
| I've made $49,000. | |
| $45,000. I would credit all of that. | |
| And it is for this reason we are the largest online educational platform on the planet. | |
| We'll continue to grow monumentally and exponentially. | |
| You can join. Start making money online. | |
| Matrix free. Geographically free. | |