Why You Look Like Fred
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Why are you at the orchestra?
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You're allergic to music. You hate music.
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I hate you. And here you are, so...
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Touche.
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I want everyone to know that you look like Fred from Scooby-Doo.
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I don't look like Fred from Scooby-Doo.
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Yes, you do. Don't start this online.
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I'm starting this. Do I have an orange one of these?
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Yes. Nice.
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Alright, I might look like Fred from Scooby-Doo later on.
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We'll see when I get the orange one out.
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I'll call the lieutenant and tell him we have the golden Tristan is allergic to music, and so you decided to bring him to an opera.
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Now even I think that's a low blow.
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Fuck Tristan. Fuck you.
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No, genuinely. It's not even about the making jokes to the camera.
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It's not about the take on potential. Actually, fuck both of you.
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I just decided, fuck you both.
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I don't need you in my life. Neither of you.
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Fuck you. Fuck Tristan.
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Fuck off. Leave. You've seen that mission?
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Fuck off. Come on, end the episode.
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Fucking take your camera and fuck off.
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I'm going to stay right here now. Take your camera.
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Fuck off.
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Love you too, Andrew.
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You're a fucking idiot.
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, Mr. Trumpet.
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the fuck are you doing?
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, Mr. Trumpet.
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fuck off.
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the fuck are you doing?, Mr. Trumpet.
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fuck off.
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Almost.
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Alex, you look like Andrew.
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If he put like sunglasses on, I'm more connected to him.
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Oh, my head hurts! Oh, my head! Oh, my neck!
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So we were driving the other day.
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And something ran out the road.
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I know you like the orange juice.
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I know you like it.
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You immediately look happier.
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Drink the orange shoes.
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I feel like I'm watching you. You look so happy. Happy.
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I'm so happy.
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Marcel, hit Andrew with the same shot that you did last time.
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I did. People don't know what happened.
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It was off camera. Andrew, do you feel like explaining?
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Nothing happened. Marcel, do it again.
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It hurt and I showed no pain and then I won.
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Nothing happened. Define one.
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Life is...
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One long series of battles, an endless war which never ends.
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People think that one day the battle's gonna end and that there'll be peace, but that's not true.
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Because even if there's peace, you have to be prepared to defend that peace.
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Sometimes you have to preemptively strike.
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So the war is continuous and endless.
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The battles are small and you try and win as many as possible and they never ever change.
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So today's battle is to beat the fuck out of all of my friends.
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I'm gonna do it. Let's go.
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I I
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Real emergency huge one Catastrophic emergency. It turns out the cheese man makes the best cheese in the world.
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Remember that drunken villager outside the road where the cheese is from?
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Turns out he's the best in the business.
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It's not an emergency. I think he looks like he's sticking with us.
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I'll stick them all with you.
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I just want an emergency. That's moderately tasty cheese.
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I've never heard you describe cheese as tasty before.
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Ever. Why am I so standing here?
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Fuck off. Leave me alone. Can you fry me two slices of bread?
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Yeah. And I want you to melt loads of cheese on top of both pieces of bread.
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Nice heart attack. No.
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Loads of cheese. Loads.
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No, no, no. No normal amount.
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I want them covered in melted cheese.
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All right. I don't know, they've never seen us out of it.
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They were scared of my moves.
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They knew. Misogyny boss.
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Misogyny boss. Misogyny boss is great.
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Misogyny boss, yeah. I don't know, what are we on then?
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76 liters of petrol, that'll last a minute.
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Oh nice So 120 euros for one hours of driving
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I'm driving I don't know
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How about the face?
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I'm fine No
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Nice Option
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Good Thanks for watching!
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you Caramel center cookie scene.
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It's good.
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I can taste.
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Everybody.
Can't Do It? Watch Out!
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I can't do it.
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I'm not a good at this.
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I can't do it.
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No, that's not cool.
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I'm not good at this.
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I can't do it.
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I'm not good at this.
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I can't do it.
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Watch out bro.
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There's actually no reason for it to be here.
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Watch out. There's two series I hate the most.
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Why? This is planned.
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100% Why?
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No one ever fucking buys this.
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No one. You put it there. You work here right?
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No. Six seatbelts.
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Do you see a bit on, Marcel? Nice.
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Looks a bit loose.
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1.7M. Easy money.
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They censor me because I tell you the truth.
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If I was lying to you, they would allow me to speak.
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When you tear out a man's tongue, you do not prove him a liar.
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Instead, you only prove that you fear what he has to say.
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Time proves me as a man who knows exactly what's going to happen.
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And it is for this reason they fear me.
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Now they're attempting to silence and censor.
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My school. They're attempting to do this because it works.
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Please understand, if my school did not allow people to make money from home, they wouldn't censor it.
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They would allow everybody to join, be disappointed, and complain online to destroy my reputation near instantly.
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Hundreds of thousands of students have been inside.
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There should be at least 100,000 negative reviews if it doesn't work.
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Where are all the people saying my school doesn't work?
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Because there's thousands of people saying it does work.
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I literally calculated everything up and I made $20,000.
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We've added another million in revenue.
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$20,000, $30,000 a month.
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Around $15,000, $16,000.
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$10,000. $11,300.
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$50,000.
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$10,000.
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$22,500.
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I've made $49,000.
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$45,000. I would credit all of that.
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And it is for this reason we are the largest online educational platform on the planet.
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We'll continue to grow monumentally and exponentially.
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You can join. Start making money online.
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Matrix free. Geographically free.