The Party of the Century | Tate Confidential Ep 252
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There's endless parking in Aragon.
Thank you.
Let's go Arrogant and eat, and then make a plan after that.
We can drop the cars off first if we want to.
I'll do whatever you say. Or we can just put the cars outside the mall and tell security to handle it and fuck it off from no time.
Just stop in the middle of the street.
That's what I do all the time. Just give the kids security.
So, meet basically?
I'll do whatever you say. I don't care.
Let's go Arrogant and eat. Arrogant is far.
I'd rather go somewhere closer.
Okay, let's go there! Who's your mate?
Let's go there! Oh, I don't want to drive!
I want a super car but it's too far!
Aww!
Turn in the void, void, turn in the void, void, turn in the void, it makes me turn in the void, void, void, turn in the
void, turn in the void, it makes me turn!
5 more!
Yeah!
Woo!
Beat 5-0!
Two of the six 765s are here.
Maybe I need ten 765s.
Should I buy four more? No.
No one needs this many 765s.
You're an American. You can't drive.
You don't understand the brilliance of the 765.
You don't understand it. You're just in some pickup truck going in a straight line.
Then I get to the end of the red light and I turn right.
It's a stop sign. What's a gear?
I don't know. It's automatic.
You're a fucking dumbass. You don't even know how cars work.
You're a dickhead yank.
I may be an American. You're a fucking dickhead yank.
Your country's fucking controlled by Israel.
You're the useless scum of the earth.
Fucking warlords.
That's all you are. The American empire is disgusting.
And to couple it all off, you can't drive.
I don't need to drive to understand that no human being needs seven of the same cars.
Why don't you apologize to Sander's weapons of mass destruction, Bailey?
Why don't you apologize for all the millions of lives lost in Iraq?
You don't give a fuck, do you? The whole war on terror was a scam.
You did 9-11 yourselves.
Admit it. Why don't you just fucking admit it and stop being a piece of shit for once in your life?
Then tell me we don't need McLarens when we clearly do.
It's the second of your heinous crimes and false accusations.
Clearly we need McLarens. If you could drive a car, you'd understand.
Take your Chevy and shove it.
Get the fuck out of here. So we convinced Captain Fun to take a supercar after all.
He has to drive eight minutes longer to the other restaurant.
I hope he'll be okay. Eight minutes, that's a lot to ask.
I mean, it's a lot to ask on a sunny Saturday afternoon in the Maserati.
His poor foot, his poor big toe is going to get so tired pressing the gas pedal.
Oh no, it's too far. It is too far.
Who's your mate? Bro, he's your brother and your mate.
No, he's my brother. I was stuck with him.
But you hanged out with him on purpose.
He is woman. We decided to take the supercar out after all.
Andrew! It's annoying.
He wants to go from this place to some party that we have a table and we have to buy bottles at.
So now I'm going to take the car because I was going to take the security car and we're going to sit there at the table and no one's going to order any drinks until the waiters start pestering him and tell him to order bottles because I'm not drinking now.
I have my car. So I'm going to take security because we're going to some party now.
No, you can drink. I'll drive the car.
You can't even drive a stick shift.
I don't trust you with anything. You can't break the ice inside of me A single-minded passion A solitary sense I thought I was alone The person got all upset because he said we're going straight to an event after this, and he wanted to drink tonight, but now that he's driving he said he can't drink.
But I have a revolutionary idea.
We drop the cars off before we go to the event.
Drinking is horrible. So nobody drinks.
Everybody be like me, sober on their phones.
Cool. Done.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
Alright, this is for me.
I need to get that one more time.
Video evidence. That you have full permission to play the trumpet as loud as you want at any time of day within the house, yes?
Do you agree to that? We encourage it.
If I had the choice of sleeping peacefully or watching my good friend Bailey play the trumpet, I'll choose my friends every time.
You're gonna regret these words.
Never. I love trumpet.
Truthfully, what's actually very interesting is, I can get you back.
I can play trumpet myself outside your room.
I don't have to be good. The fact I can't play trumpet would actually probably make it more annoying.
To be fair, if there's a free trumpet household...
We can trumpet back at you.
We just don't know any songs.
But it's fine.
But I could trump it.
Looks like a great party, T.
A great party Thank you
Oh Oh
Oh I
Baby I
I Wanna make
Some Baby
Oh Oh
Oh Best party ever
Baby Thanks for watching!
you Tristan, that was the best party ever.
Yeah, I know. Sick. Nigel, did you like to party?
I loved it.
Absolutely.
Best party ever.
Home at 11th 3rd.
You are actually a menace to society.
Actually. I can't tell you how many times I come down for breakfast.
I can't wait to have some fresh bread.
I pull out the bread only to find out that you eat the inside of the bread and not the crust.
Look, no one does that.
You're a menace to society, Andrew.
Looks like your mum. Let me ask you a question now.
Let me ask you a genuine question. This is some of the best bread ever.
Do you know how it was discovered? How?
I was sitting in a Romanian dungeon with cockroaches with hardly anything to eat.
But I had unlimited commissary money so I spent all my money on cigarettes so I could barter with the other prisoners.
and one of the other prisoners got this bread brought to him.
And I bought it off him for some cigarettes.
I had to go to jail to discover this bread.
Then I left jail and I had to find out where the bread was made,
which took more of my time.
Then, the bread coming here has to be done by members of staff,
which have to wake up early before they come to work and go all the way to the other side of Bucharest,
to this bakery to buy the bread to bring it here fresh.
Do you pay those members of staff?
No.
Have you been to jail?
No. Have you organized anything at all to do with this bread?
Or do you just fucking walk down with your cracker ass and expect it to be there for you to eat?
I have suffered for this bread.
I organized the bread coming here.
And I don't give a solitary fuck if it's not to your liking.
Because the bread has nothing to do with you.
It's for me. I don't buy it for you.
I buy it for me. You shouldn't be fucking touching it at all.
Do you understand It's just some bread
Several days later So guys right now we just made it to Andrews house here
that had the big fight so There's no one better in the world that can help me win.
Well the top G. Well, that's true But you're already gonna win aren't I am you're 100% sir?
Thousand percent sure I mean I've been I'm training as hard as I can.
Honestly, I don't think my opponent deserves the level of training I'm doing, but I do.
Yeah, of course. Absolutely. And if you beat him a few seconds earlier, it's even better.
So it's worth it. Do it.
Do it. We're going to train.
I mean, you've got a nice house.
Yeah, we have a little bit of construction going on, but it's alright.
It's not a bad jail, I mean.
Let's do some training and see what you got.
Alright, let's go, let's go.
Guys, I'm terrified.
Even though I haven't swam as an old country, I'm terrified.
Like, I'm genuinely...
Nah, I'm old. I'm an old man.
How much do you weigh? Not that big.
93, 94. Oh, okay.
That's good. Honestly, that's good.
Chris is the big one. He's like 110.
Okay. I'm small.
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Round 1 done.
Ten more. Jump cross.
Okay, I want Jackman.
Cross.
Two.
One.
Cross.
Cross hook.
Good.
Jab.
Cross.
One, two.
Jab.
Cross.
Cross hook. Good.
Cross hook. Good.
Harder.
Good. Harder.
Nice. Jab.
One, two.
Two. Cross hook.
Cool.
Body shot challenge.
Not bad.
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