Yeah, we must have not told you on purpose so you don't come or go to the beach.
I guess we must have accidentally sat around and accidentally decided to not tell you that we're all going to the beach, the Black Sea, because there's a festival there.
And we thought, fuck that four-eyed cracker.
Are we doing it for Kristen's birthday?
Why are you saying we? We?
You ain't going nowhere. Where's your time?
I'm completely unprepared.
Have a nice fucking weekend.
I'll see you when you get back.
Bye, Andrew. Oh, long time no see. You ain't getting rid of me.
You ain't getting rid of me.
You said I'm not invited.
Well, look where I am. I'm right here.
You're a four-eyed cracker.
Nice to change. I'm not disagreeing with that, but I'm here.
Gee whiz, Bailey's arrived.
Golly gosh. I better listen up.
Isn't that right, bucko? Nice to see you, Andrew.
Oh my gosh, it's Tristan Tate.
What the fuck are you doing here? You work for the paparazzi?
You work for the BBC? Can I get a picture?
Get out of my face. I'll knock your bitch ass out.
We're at the beach. We're wearing mountain boots.
Kristen, you're gonna get some hiking in today.
Some good old-fashioned hiking.
Yeah, I think so. Yeah?
Oh, f***. Blinding.
Nice. I'm going to stare right at the laser.
You can't be trusted with the laser.
Why do you have a laser? I don't know.
I found it on the chair. Did you?
He's trying to point it out.
No. What are you talking about?
Alright, I'm immature. Nice.
You got some fans. Tristan, we have a beautiful beach.
Let me make sure everyone can see the beach.
We've been sitting here in this little restaurant for hours on end.
The Romanian beach is not beautiful.
The Black Sea in Romania is one of the ugliest beaches in the world.
Anyone who wants to swim there is mentally retarded.
Tristan, I want to go swim.
See ya. Do you want to come get in the ocean with me?
No. No? Have fun.
You'd rather just sit at this table on your phone all day long?
Yeah. Why? I'm wearing my hiking boots.
We can do this in Bucharest.
Win in Mamaya. We need to go to the beach.
Alright. Let's have a vote.
There's three black men, one brown man, and one white man at the table.
Who wants to go swim in the ocean?
No way. No way, Marcel wants to go swim in the ocean.
Let's go. Marcel doesn't know how to swim.
He's voting for his own suicide.
Marcel, you can't swim.
Bro, go swim to sea. Can you be...
I can swim further than you need to sea.
For sure. Marcel, I'm down for this.
Marcel. I can swim further out than you can.
No, because I'll do it to watch you drown.
Marcel, I know you can't swim.
Yeah, I can't swim. I'd do it.
I don't like oceans. I'd swim fucking 200 feet out and back.
I'd do it to get you.
To watch you die.
That's true. I'm not going to say that might be too far.
That's a very Marcel way to die.
That's a swimming contest when he can't swim.
No one would be shocked.
His last words. Can you beat me?
Let me explain something to you.
Everyone's like, oh, there's sharks in the Black Sea.
Oh, sharks don't attack people here.
You do realize that the Black Sea is connected to all the oceans and seas, you see?
People be like, lakes are different.
Lake is an independent thing, right?
So there's monsters in lakes, obviously, but not sharks.
So what people don't understand is they're like, oh, the Black Sea, there's no sharks.
If I could, with unlimited energy, swim from here to the Caribbean, Did the shark, are there like off-limits?
Are there like shark bouncers telling them not to come in this ocean?
Could a shark come here if he wanted to?
Yes. That means there are sharks.
If you jump in this water, you are touching water molecules which are touching water molecules which are touching water molecules which are touching a shark.
Somewhere! The Red Sea, the Caribbean, the Pacific Ocean, Australia, all the places there are sharks.
That's it. Where in a specific ocean would a shark be?
Where would a shark be?
Could be here.
Could be here. I don't know.
I didn't talk to all the motherfucking sharks, but there could be one up here.
A shark could very easily have swam here, and I don't know.
There's no roadblocks, there's no dams, there's no fucking no-go zones.
A shark could get here if it wanted to.
It's hot enough. They could swim here if they wanted to.
Therefore, there are sharks in that water by my logic.
What about the whale bouncers?
Marcel, you look like a bad man with that ice cream.
Say something else, say something fucking else.
Hahahaha.
Do what I should man, do what I could man, do what I should man, do what I could man,
do what I should man, do what I should man.
Alex the man decided to take his Ferrari out for once.
What's up Alex the man?
All good, Billy. I'm fantastic.
It's nice to see you. Welcome to the Black Sea.
Where magic will happen.
Tonight, of course. I'll be honest, I'm kind of underwhelmed so far.
Billy, you didn't say nothing.
Tonight is the real deal.
Because we will go with all these supercars.
And we will have fun.
Loads of fun. Alex, I'm holding you to it.
I know Andrew is mad at me because I brought him here.
I know that. You've been insisting on coming to the sea for ages.
But you know what?
I was thinking about you, babe.
Oh, thanks, Alex. Because I know that you never saw the Black Sea.
I'm ready. And I want to put this in your portfolio.
Thanks. Are we going to go jump in the sea later?
Tomorrow? Tomorrow. Alright, deal.
Deal. Deal. Nice.
I said I'm going.
You riding with me? Andrew's taking forever.
He said be down here at 10 what time is it?
Fuck Andrew. What time is it?
10.06. So Andrew's six minutes late and you can't be bothered to wait one more minute.
Marcel's late is right. Sorry.
Who is damaging the black stereotype worldwide by being late?
And who was actually on time today? You were on time.
No, Marcel was on time. No, sorry, Marcel's not on time.
Yeah, exactly. I was on time.
He is on time. Marcel is late again.
Marcel's the black man who's always late, and he blames Nigel for the problem.
So, let's get out of here?
Yeah, let's get out of here. Do what I should name.
Do what I could name.
Do what I should name. Do what I could name. Do what I should name.
Do what I should name.
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I like the way you kiss me.
I can tell you miss me.
I can tell you this, this, this, this.
I try to be romantic.
I hate it from the back.
You don't get a test.
You bite my lip.
Just want the taste.
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I'm on the case.
You take the heat and research grace.
You say, well, don't go for your steps.
I said you're scared I'll let you down.
I'll stick around and you'll find out.
Don't you wanna make me proud?
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