Let's get started. I'll talk you through Andrew's genius plan on camera.
Andrew's genius plan. Last night, we've got to film car reviews in the morning.
Yeah, cool, cool. Get drunk last night, set my alarm, wake up at 9am, right?
Waiting, got to film his car review because we've got to come watch football, yeah?
Cool, cool. Andrew wakes up at 1.45.
Trains for an hour. And he's like, okay, let's film the car reviews.
I'm like, okay, let's go, let's go. I get in the car because I'm supposed to do followings.
He films the bit, the talking bit of the car review.
And he gets in fucking Alex Lambo and bounces straight here to the cafe.
And I'm filming a bunch of these shots.
My whole day's wasted.
I've done nothing I'm supposed to do all day.
It's now 5.30, 5, 6 o'clock.
I arrive home and Andrew's like, oh, well, why aren't you at the football?
What kind of set-up bullshit is this?
Tristan did a day's work and he's upset.
Welcome to my life. 540 T, 540. Tristan's in dire need of a 540.
Dire need of a beer? I have a Ferrari with me.
And you nicked all the security guards, I had no drivers.
So he drove and made the whole security team follow him, so I had no drivers.
Is there any way we could have a beer and the moose away Like maybe we should just get some beers we
We can drink some beers.
Yeah, I'll drink some. Nice.
Why are we drinking pineapple lemonade juice at a football game?
I think there's coriander in it.
For some beers!
Mate, your boys coming over, I'll just get what you need.
I said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for them
to fuck it up.
You're watching and you know it's just a matter of time until they fuck it up.
And here they are, 1-0 down against a country with less of a population than most of their cities.
Slovakia. Oh, and by the way, every athletic man in Slovakia plays ice hockey.
So they're not even good at this sport.
Their national sport isn't football.
Their national sport is ice hockey.
This is like a third level sport for them.
After fucking didgeridoo or some dumb shit.
Probably some Slovak Morris dancing.
The retards who can't do that end up playing football and beating England.
And then England scored and were offside somehow.
So here we are, waiting for England to lose to Slovakia so they can all sit around and the pundits can say, yeah, well, you know, next year Southgate, who's getting it together, then next year he's starting to see the team formulate that bunch of dumb shit and they can lose again.
England!
England scored?
What? Fuck England. Let's go!
I don't give a fuck!
Let's go! Let's go out!
I don't care! It doesn't matter!
I'm Bill Tiffering!
Training is better than the fashion world!
Training is better than the fashion world!
Sit around, take this pill!
We'll be in a blue suit, let's go!
Body shots, you're a professor at this.
Kill myself, do something!
15 seconds!
...the way you want to place this. If you're moving your legs long,
don't just come forward, take it out.
If you're moving your legs too far forward, you're done.
The mirror is reminding us all, reminding me that I'm old and slow.
I'm not that old, I'm not that slow.
I might have enough to fight the local Christians, you know?
It's all your fault!
Stand still!
and your face ugly.
I'm uncomfortable.
I'm grateful for looking at me people, for doing pets.
I need 30 people. Uppercut man, what are you waiting for?
Uppercut, hands up! See the left hand?
Look at my back foot.
You see where the left hand is? Loads the hook.
They twist it to each other.
In eye contact. You're doing them one by one, kind of here.
Yeah. Here and now, it needs to go...
But you know, it's only also like every day you have to do at least 3 rounds of 10.
Ok.
Ha ha ha!
Nice.
Come on, come on, come on.
One hour later.
Bye!
So I've been invited to Live Oak High School's class of 2024 in Louisiana.
I'll let the judge know that we need to leave Romania for something very important.
I've got a love letter here.
The handwriting's actually beautiful.
It's a beautiful handwriting. It's very neat.
I like girls with neat handwriting.
They give good hand jobs. So I've got a bunch here.
Blah, blah, blah. I love you.
Blah, blah, blah. I noticed this picture, but she's giving me her Instagram, so...
Look at that. I'm gonna write back market research I think we need to go to their grad party, bro. We're free.
We just turn up at that grab party Bro, we have to go.
Completely random. If we're free and you send us an invitation to something, we might just come.
Dear Tate Brothers, my name is Sandra. You've changed my life. Blah blah blah blah. Sandra.
There's her Instagram, so that goes in the keep pile.
Nice.
Check out the holidays.
This one.
You're not actually joking. You get love letters every single day.
Every single day, bro. I just go on their Instagrams, and I say, yeah, that's worth a poke.
And I message them and say, I will have sex if you book a flight.
And then they message my assistant, and we organize a flight, and they come here.
And I have sex with them, and they accuse me of human trafficking, I guess.
In stop.
In the keep pile. No Insta, trash.
I don't know how much you love and you don't know what you fucking look like.
Jesus Christ.
Kill the program. Bullshit, bullshit.
Last one. For the day.
Messy handwriting. Bad handjobs.
Bad handjobs. Girls, if you're going to send me love letters, please put your Instagram on the letter.
Let's save everybody. I'm not reading it.
There's no Instagram. I scan.
If there's an Insta and the handwriting's neat, I read it.
If I scan and there's no Insta, I'm not reading it.
If the handwriting's messy, I'm not reading it.
So you might as well put the Insta at the top.
And then write very nicely.
And then I'll look at your Instagram.
And then I'll set up 106 with you. Thank you.
I'm telling you now, if you do one now, high card, you're going to win.
No. Alex, Alex.
Marcel's bringing in the good luck energy.
We have five minutes to wait on the Uber, just one go.
If you just do this one day, you're gonna win.
I'm telling you bro. Tristan, how much?
You're gonna win, I'm telling you now.
Let me check. Marcel, get the cards.
Where are the cards? No idea, in there maybe?
In there. All special cards are equally high.
First is mine and second is yours.
All high cards are equally high and numbers are numbers after that.