Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Lada Summer Rally | Tate Confidential Ep 233
Aired: 2024-05-26
Duration: 15:23


=== Tourne Dans La Vie (12:54) ===

[00:00:00]  Let's do it T.
[00:00:09]  Cold cans of water instead of air conditioning.
[00:00:10]  Windows down. Who needs air conditioning?
[00:00:12]  It's a nice, fresh day.
[00:00:16]  Alex, are you coming? Of course.
[00:00:18]  Let's go! Bro, I was dreaming about being in this amazing car.
[00:00:26]  Starts every time. Will it start, though?
[00:00:28]  It's been sitting here for six months.
[00:00:29]  Bailey, 50% of the time, it works every time.
[00:00:34]  ♪ Tourner dans la vie de vide, tourner dans la vie de vide, tourner dans la vie de vide, me fait tourner dans la
[00:00:42]  vie de vide, de vide, tourner, tourner dans la vie, tourner dans la vie de vide, me fait tourner. ♪
[00:00:51]  Moment of truth.
[00:00:56]  First time.
[00:01:01]  Oh my gosh.
[00:01:02]  First keep works every time, baby.
[00:01:05]  Alright, let's roll. Okay, one or two more of these.
[00:01:09]  The no power steering gets me.
[00:01:11]  forearm workout. I'm a tough guy.
[00:01:15]  Rub on my grass a little bit.
[00:01:21]  Nice.
[00:01:27]  I'm a tough guy.
[00:01:29]  I'm a tough guy.
[00:01:31]  But I don't do no dance wheeling.
[00:01:35]  Yeah!
[00:01:36]  I can dig spappin' I'm ready
[00:01:40]  I can dig spappin' But I can't dig that backstabbin'
[00:01:48]  No brother get it ready That's the fact
[00:01:59]  Get ready, mama!
[00:02:01]  Mama Big Baby Hey!
[00:02:05]  Let me hit him! Hit him, Fred! Hit him!
[00:02:09]  Beep! Beep!
[00:02:11]  Hey! Hey! Woo!
[00:02:15]  Low!
[00:02:17]  Low!
[00:02:19]  What does the riding experience like?
[00:02:21]  Awful!
[00:02:23]  One. Everything.
[00:02:26]  Clutch, the gearbox, the steering, everything.
[00:02:29]  Everything about it is awful. But it's how it makes you feel.
[00:02:34]  You know? The three-piece tailored suit isn't as comfortable as, say, sweatpants or jeans.
[00:02:41]  However, when you're doing it, comfort isn't what you're thinking about.
[00:02:49]  There's a fucking man in this lawn.
[00:02:51]  I'm gonna make you a new man.
[00:03:23]  Don't worry, I know which one's better.
[00:03:24]  That probably has electric windows and a bunch of shit that you Americans like
[00:03:29]  Heavy beat Let's race him. Ah, you know what?
[00:03:41]  That would actually be a very good race.
[00:03:42]  I don't know who would race. Oh, perfect.
[00:03:47]  Straight away. Get his ass.
[00:03:49]  Let's do it! Uh oh.
[00:03:52]  Engine's losing power for some reason. We did it! We got it!
[00:04:05]  We whooped his asses!
[00:04:07]  F*** him! Death to America.
[00:04:09]  Cold power to the Soviet Union.
[00:04:11]  The lot is awake.
[00:04:21]  What car did you drive here?
[00:04:22]  Ferrari SF90. You didn't park it next to my lotta, did you?
[00:04:27]  Why? Look, I like the Ferrari, and I like that people in the city know that our cars are out, but there's no point in fucking parking it next to something as cool as a lotta.
[00:04:37]  You may as well have not taken it.
[00:04:39]  Who's gonna see it? Nobody.
[00:04:43]  He's got a point. What were you thinking?
[00:04:49]  I challenge you to a non-alcoholic beer drink coffee.
[00:04:53]  I will win. In competition, you put me in.
[00:04:56]  There you will. I agree.
[00:04:59]  You're definitely going to win. I still challenge you.
[00:05:02]  You're welcome. Can we have 10 non-alcoholic beers, please?
[00:05:06]  Okay. You'll drink one, then.
[00:05:14]  Grow up. I'm not talking to Andrew for the rest of the day.
[00:05:17]  I actually mean it. You're a thousand percent gonna kick my ass.
[00:05:23]  You're the champ. What would Bailey do?
[00:05:28]  I like that. I can't be Bailey.
[00:05:31]  We're gonna be nice to everybody. Everyone is going to receive nothing but kindness, and we're not going to have a negative attitude towards anybody or anything.
[00:05:40]  Get fucked, you're a loser. You're a dickhead and you're a loser.
[00:05:44]  Love you, Andrew. I don't love you back.
[00:05:48]  I hope you're having an amazing day.
[00:05:52]  Here you go, buddy. Kill them with kindness.
[00:05:55]  It's working. I refuse to let your dark aura affect my bright light.
[00:06:01]  I've already punched you as hard as I can.
[00:06:04]  You can snap your sternum.
[00:06:05]  Yep. I would forgive you.
[00:06:07]  Shit. I would do something that is unforgivable.
[00:06:11]  You cannot forgive me for everything.
[00:06:12]  I can forgive you. The more you play this forgiveness game, the worse I'll get.
[00:06:16]  Cool. Alright, deal.
[00:06:19]  Too slow! Alright, you got me.
[00:06:24]  You can't forgive him for that.
[00:06:27]  I'll be nice all the time.
[00:06:28]  Truces starts coming places. I'll think about it.
[00:06:33]  So for now I'm out, so you've got to be nice.
[00:06:35]  No, it could be a lifelong commitment.
[00:06:37]  We're all as a team. We're going to be a happy, nice team.
[00:06:40]  But whenever anyone wants to go out, we all have to go.
[00:06:43]  Say the words, I'll be Mr.
[00:06:45]  Nice. Thank you.
[00:06:47]  Deal? Nice!
[00:06:49]  Nice! You're incredibly childish.
[00:06:55]  Just grow up. Oh.
[00:07:00]  Scared of winning, are you?
[00:07:02]  Scared of kicking my ass in this competition.
[00:07:05]  You know what else is going to happen, don't you?
[00:07:07]  My chance of winning is zero.
[00:07:09]  You're a thousand percent of the winner.
[00:07:11]  I don't stand a chance.
[00:07:14]  I'll have a glass, please.
[00:07:15]  I'll have to lose with a glass.
[00:07:18]  There is no way on God's green earth that I beat you.
[00:07:25]  Admit it. I dare you.
[00:07:34]  Say the words. Alright, now my turn to grin on as fast as I can.
[00:07:41]  Shit. Too cold.
[00:07:48]  Too bubbly. You win.
[00:07:53]  What are we gonna do, winner?
[00:07:55]  well winner how does that feel I'm not talking
[00:08:08]  You're a service cup and you want them to bring you your food slowly and miss half the order and be annoying when they put it down on the table.
[00:08:14]  Admit that. Admit you want it to take ages.
[00:08:16]  Admit it. Admit what you are and do yourself from hiding the facts of the situation.
[00:08:22]  You want to sit here all afternoon.
[00:08:24]  This place blows. Everyone can see it except for you.
[00:08:27]  Or perhaps you do see it, Tristan.
[00:08:28]  Perhaps you saw it all along. Perhaps it was all part of your plan to come here and be mistreated so you can get a fucking boner under the table.
[00:08:34]  Dipshit. Well done beating me in the drinking competition.
[00:08:37]  Well done. You win. Congratulations.
[00:08:39]  Your tone is borderline mean.
[00:08:44]  Remember, we said we were going to be nice.
[00:08:46]  I am being nice. He won.
[00:08:48]  He's a real winner. Well done.
[00:08:50]  Congratulations. You did fantastic.
[00:08:51]  You really, you really won that competition.
[00:08:53]  Good job. Daytime art.
[00:09:16]  When none of us are hungry and none of us are drinking, we're gonna get there and stand on our table and order a fucking espresso and then 45 minutes later say let's go home.
[00:09:29]  Don't cry, you'll be fine.
[00:09:33]  And the other rest of the time, 29%, he just talks shit.
[00:09:41]  And right now he's just talking shit.
[00:09:43]  Nothing he said makes sense.
[00:09:44]  It is your dream for them to forget my milk, for my coffee, to top off this terrible dinner service.
[00:09:50]  It's your dream come true, isn't it?
[00:09:51]  It's your fucking fantasy, and here we are.
[00:09:53]  Your pants jizzing.
[00:09:56]  And I'm with no milk for my coffee.
[00:09:58]  Even though I explicitly not only asked for it, I also asked for the particular temperature, which should have been a pretty memorable request.
[00:10:04]  You're lying. You're lying.
[00:10:10]  Did you forget?
[00:10:13]  No problem, Tristan.
[00:10:17]  It's Tristan's dream for that to come true, isn't it, Tristan?
[00:10:21]  I'm not talking to Andrew.
[00:10:23]  Wake up.
[00:10:25]  Back to the real world.
[00:10:28]  Most of my cars are new, but this is my only classic.
[00:10:31]  I like it. It's nice. Thank you very much, bro.
[00:10:34]  You're welcome. Have a good one.
[00:10:36]  Thank you.
[00:10:56]  oh oh
[00:11:16]  More radish jumps.
[00:11:44]  It's a Poliwag!
[00:11:46]  You're burning a beetle, T. I'm filming this.
[00:11:52]  That was a good idea, T. Killing the beetle, but I have a better idea.
[00:11:57]  I know how I'm gonna be able to pump roost to the moon.
[00:11:59]  I care because I'm gonna get rich.
[00:12:02]  Did you buy some of that? Of course.
[00:12:03]  I told you I was, so of course I bought it.
[00:12:05]  And here's what I did. I went and got some Top G Roost mugs made.
[00:12:11]  And what I'm gonna... Is that why you bought me coffee?
[00:12:14]  Maybe. I am gonna give this to Andrew though.
[00:12:17]  And this is my master plan. When Andrew gets back home, I'm gonna hand him a cup of coffee.
[00:12:21]  And if you film while I hand it to him, and we get the angle just right, and I see Roost on the cup, and him holding it, it's gonna go viral.
[00:12:29]  And Roost is going to go through the moon.
[00:12:31]  It's not a stupid plan. T, it's gonna work.
[00:12:33]  Well, there he is. So hold this.
[00:12:35]  It's not gonna work.
[00:12:37]  All right, good luck. He sees me filming!
[00:12:44]  How are you? You want a cup of coffee?
[00:12:47]  I know you love coffee. Don't worry about tea.
[00:12:50]  I know you want a cup of coffee. You're always drinking coffee.
[00:12:52]  You have 30 coffees a day and you do not have enough coffee.

=== You Look Like You Need Coffee (02:28) ===

[00:12:54]  So please, why is it plain?
[00:12:57]  Andrew, it's just coffee.
[00:12:59]  There's no trick. It's just coffee.
[00:13:00]  And you look like you need a coffee.
[00:13:02]  I'm trying to be a good friend. I'm trying to give you a coffee.
[00:13:04]  I'm trying to give you a coffee.
[00:13:06]  Look, it's a Top G mug. I had it made just for you.
[00:13:11]  I don't get your joke. What's your joke?
[00:13:12]  There is no joke. It's coffee. Why are you acting suspicious?
[00:13:17]  What's on the other side of the cup?
[00:13:18]  You don't need to know. What's on the other side of the cup?
[00:13:21]  Do you really want to see? Yes.
[00:13:24]  Andrew, just take a sip. Bro.
[00:13:25]  Andrew, just take a sip.
[00:13:27]  Andrew! Andrew!
[00:13:34]  I told you it wasn't going to work.
[00:13:36]  Stupid plan.
[00:13:37]  I think it's gonna work.
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