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Alex's Inferiority Complex
00:03:04
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| Fuck! | |
| Fuck, Alex! | |
| Turn in the city of empty, turn in the city of empty, turn in the city of empty, he makes me turn in the city of empty, | |
| city of empty, turn in the city of empty, turn in the city of empty, he makes me turn | |
| Alex is bullshit about how he has the best bike in the house because he knows he hasn't got the best car in the | |
| house Which I bought him anyway. | |
| So I have to crush his dreams. | |
| You know, one of the best things about being rich is crushing other people's dreams. | |
| You know when they get something they're happy about? | |
| But I've got, I'm proud, a six-girlfriend, a BMW, whatever it is, to come along with a ten-girlfriend and a Ferrari. | |
| Him and his fucking shit-fucking-bike had to buy the best bike money can buy before Ducati. | |
| There'll be nothing you ever own which will be better than what I own, Alex. | |
| Ever. And my bike goes in the house. | |
| First things on sight, on a pedal. | |
| There's no way you can actually pull the bike. | |
| Of course. I have a long and rich motorcycling history. | |
| You may not know that. In fact, I might be able to find an old video from my Myspace page of me on a GSXR 600 with no number plate doing a wheelie running from the cops. | |
| Had a bike for a very long time. | |
| Then some female almost killed me because women can't drive, take me to jail. | |
| I said it and I meant it. After that, I vowed to never ride bikes again until your ass said you had the best bike in the house. | |
| Alex, what have you done? | |
| I didn't know it's gonna come to this. | |
| I couldn't decide which bike to get, but I'm thinking of doing what I've done with cars and creating a collection. | |
| Kawasaki Ninja, R1, V4. I might get the V2 as well. | |
| I might just buy all the bikes. | |
| They're cheap. They cost less the insurance on most of my cars anyway. | |
| Anything to make you feel sad. | |
| So when you walk out to your bike, you have to walk past a bunch of bikes better than the one you ride, knowing that I bought them purely to spite you, because you will never have anything better than me in this house. | |
| Your heart will never be bigger than mine. | |
| Your spirit will never be larger than mine. | |
| Your bike will never be better. I will beat you at checkers right fucking now. | |
| You name the challenge, you will be destroyed. | |
| Because the reason I became so rich and worked so monumentally hard is so I can crush the dreams of peasants like you. | |
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Behind the Scenes Sadness
00:02:28
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| And this is just another beautiful day in the life of Andrew Tate where I prove my superiority to those around me. | |
| Alex, what do you have to say for yourself? | |
| Bro, I'm speechless. He literally bought the bike just to piss on me. | |
| You did say you had the best bike in the house. | |
| I did say that, yeah. | |
| Now it's not the case anymore. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Outtakes Music Playing... | |
| Outtakes... | |
| Music Playing... | |
| Outtakes... | |
| Music Playing... | |
| I Why are you filming me? | |
| Because it's take confidential Andrew. | |
| It's a behind the scenes of your life. | |
| The good, the bad, the ugly, all of it. | |
| Does this upset you? Nothing's happening. | |
| It's okay. People need to know it's not always fun and games. | |
| You know what, I think I'm actually going to put this in. | |
| Show people that you're not always just spending money going crazy. | |
| Sometimes you have to take time to relax and get a massage. | |
| Yeah, but I have editorial control over my own life, so I don't want this clip in it. | |
| Andrew, you think you have editorial control. | |
| I have creative control, which means I can put in whatever I want. | |
| I know that might upset you. | |
| I know you got super mad at me for putting that one clip in, but hey, it is what it is. | |
| So I'm a hostage, like the Truman Show. | |
| And I have no control over any of this, and I'm just some performing seal for the world. | |
| And it gets recorded and you decide what goes in, not me. | |
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Eurovision Scandals
00:05:53
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| I'm in charge now. Where's the guys? | |
| They're out, like, on dates and shit, right? | |
| They're out, like, having fun, being millionaires, going on dates with beautiful women, because it's Saturday night. | |
| It's fucking Eurovision. What real G doesn't want Eurovision? | |
| It's unacceptable. I'm calling an emergency meeting. | |
| I'm getting all the guys back here from their dates and their fun. | |
| And we're going to watch Eurovision Song Contest like the Mafia should. | |
| Don't you know we're world-renowned human traffickers? | |
| We're basically the Gambinos at this point. | |
| There's no criminal case in the world more famous than ours. | |
| There's not a city I can walk through in the world where they don't look at me and go, wow, he's a G. The amount of free advertising these clowns have given me, billions of dollars worth, with their false attack that nobody believes. | |
| I'm the head of organized crime in the eyes of the youth, in the coolest possible way. | |
| So to live up to that expectation, I'll watch your vision. | |
| Such a fast guy. | |
| And you know what? She's so talented. | |
| It's great. Real musical talent. | |
| I love Eurovision. | |
| Very inclusive. | |
| It's great. The best music competition in the world. | |
| I don't hate the world at all. | |
| Society's not broken Hurrah | |
| Fuck this gay shit You just called Eurovision fucking gay. | |
| Why do you call the Eurovision gay? | |
| No, I call it gay shit because it's not even entertaining. | |
| Do you just call the Eurovision gay? | |
| Yes. Bro, there are certain things I'm prepared to die for. | |
| So am I. The Eurovision is gay and shit. | |
| I'm not having this. I'm not going to have you. | |
| I'm not having you saying this at all. | |
| I'm not going to have you lying. | |
| Does this look gay to you? | |
| The men in crop tops shaking their asses. | |
| Yeah. Yeah, there's probably less gay action than that than in some gay porno movies. | |
| You gotta sleep, you're this close. | |
| If we ever won this, don't we lose every year? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| I swear we lose every year. | |
| The UK loses every year. | |
| If you take part in Eurovision, you automatically win. | |
| Take him part. Take him part because, I mean, obviously it's the culture. | |
| Look at this guy. He's a real G. Oh, come on, man. | |
| He's a real G. Would you... | |
| If he came up to you on the street, you and him one-on-one street rules, what would you say? | |
| I'm just asking what you do. | |
| I'm just asking what you do. | |
| What are you going to do? Oh, is this the toughest guy in England? | |
| The guy, yeah, the guy Marcel Sterling. | |
| Is that him in England anymore? Marcel Sterling. | |
| The one guy in England Marcel's scared of. | |
| He's definitely not. | |
| So you're not scared of him. | |
| So you're not scared of him. | |
| Say it on camera. Say you're not scared of him. | |
| He might see this, Marcel. Don't do it. | |
| He might see this. Say you're not scared of him. | |
| Go on. Marcel, he might see this. | |
| Go on. Bruh, what the fuck? | |
| He won't say it. He won't say it. | |
| He won't say it. | |
| He would bust you up. | |
| What? Real G's, what's your vision? | |
| What are you talking about? Remember I said I don't like music? | |
| Bro, what the fuck is going on? | |
| You know what? The right song and the right ambiance changes you. | |
| I kind of like music now. Listen, Marcel. | |
| If this isn't the toughest thing you've ever seen. | |
| Oh my gosh. What represents Britain more? | |
| To be fair, they are wearing boxing shorts, Marcel. | |
| They're ready to get out of here. I don't know why we're doing that. | |
| Marcel, how can you be in two places at once? | |
| Andrew! I'm impressed, Marcel. | |
| First thing I'm impressed. Did you film this before you got here? | |
| So that's why you're scared of me. | |
| It can't be pre-recorded. You were part of his show and then he beat you up? | |
| When did he beat you up? | |
| Marcel, at what point did he beat you up? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Look what they're doing! What? | |
| What are they doing? None of them are fighting for what? | |
| Whoa! Marcel, let me tell you something. | |
| Of all the things that represent our great nation, the Royal Band, Trafalgar Square, Horatio Nelson, this may be the greatest thing I've ever seen. | |
| In terms of representing England, Admit you wouldn't want to be in a room alone with her. | |
| So you're scared. You sound shook. | |
| You sound shook. That's all I'm saying. | |
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Linda Woodruff's Resolve
00:05:03
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| Hello, my name is Linda Woodruff. | |
| Oh, Linda Woodruff! I fucking love Linda Woodruff! | |
| She looks like Fat Baby in a wig. | |
| His second name is Estrogen! | |
| hahahaha Martin Estrogen would beat the fuck out of you. | |
| I would gamble my entire net worth on a little fucking worm like you getting the living fuck kicked out of him by Martin Estrogen. | |
| The fact there's not a single scenario on this planet Oh, that's not good | |
| ♪ I don't want to show, but I want to be seen ♪ That's not good. Go on, say that's not good. | |
| Maybe he's doing it. | |
| You see how quiet he is, Bailey? | |
| Everyone says I don't care about the environment, but obviously I do because I have an electric car. | |
| That is pretty stealth mode. That's right, stealth mode. | |
| I also have a Rimac Navarro, the fastest car in the world that's electric. | |
| I mean, this isn't actually electric. | |
| It's hybrid. But I do the right thing for the environment. | |
| I'm a nice man. People don't realize that yesterday you were sending me another car that's like 3M that you And I said no. | |
| Yeah, but who listens to you, baby? | |
| You think yes. Also, I like that it's nice and quiet because I don't want to annoy my neighbors with loud noises because, you know, I think it's very inconsiderate to just be loud all the time. | |
| You know you are so considerate My gun pussy making fun | |
| I'm not quick to run. You'll see them up with the black three | |
| Right, this might be getting out of control I | |
| Boss like gaslinder, shot pick him up like passenger You know what? I actually respect the resolve. | |
| I'm really not even that mad about it. | |
| I genuinely respect the resolve. | |
| I respect hard work. | |
| I'm gonna find the little fuck that they've hired in Bucharest to do this. | |
| I'm gonna find him. Because this is my city. | |
| So I'm going to find out who it is. | |
| I'm going to see how much he was paid. | |
| But I do respect the resolve. | |
| I'm not even mad about it. I'll get it taken down. | |
| I'll find out who's putting him up. And we'll see who the real top rooster is. | |
| They're all down the whole fucking street. | |
| Rooster's kind of growing on me. I'm not going to lie. | |
| I know this is just a pure joke. | |
| But it's kind of growing on me. | |
| I respect the resolve. They're trying hard. | |
| But, that doesn't mean people won't pay the price. | |
| Prices still must be paid. | |
| You know when your enemy... | |
| You guys will understand this at home because you're all normies, but when you're like a mob boss and your enemy conquers some territory and you're like, they took my territory. | |
| I respect it, but they have to pay the price. | |
| So prices will be paid. | |
| I'm gonna find the little fuck they've hired. | |
| Probably some dickhead on Twitter. | |
| Speaking of price, I think I'm going to buy Roost. | |
| Why? Why? | |
| At this point, like you said, I also respect the resolve and I think I should support them. | |
| But that's treachery. That's joining the other side. | |
| What if it makes me rich though? | |
| But you're already rich, Juan. | |
| We're all rich and you're joining the other team. | |
| You're supporting their annoyance of me if you buy their fucking point. | |
| But what if we all go to their team? | |
| Then we're all on the same team still. | |
| No. No! | |
| I've made my team. My team is my team. | |
| Their team is their team. And I've decided that it's war. | |
| I don't want money. I want to watch the world burn, Bailey. | |
| I'm built different. I don't give a fuck if it goes up or down. | |
| And if you were to say to me, Andrew, you can make 10 million dollars. | |
| It means nothing to me. Andrew, you can find some little fuck who's putting up posters and teach him a lesson. | |
| And that means something to me in my heart. | |
| That makes me happy. Die! | |
| Die! First they come for us. | |
| They're coming for all of you. | |
| Ideas are ridiculous. | |
| The goal is to break me to scare you. | |
| What that is done! There is no resistance left! | |
| Your weapons are useless. | |
| They don't understand that it's about human eyes that we are hard to kill. | |
| We're seen as one force because we are one idea. | |
| Make me run a marathon of media in a fucking jail outfit. | |
| I'd rather do that than wear a dress. | |
| Fuck your perk walk. Give it to me! | |
| Do it again! I don't care! | |
| We are finally starting to beat these people for the first time! | |
| How could you not fight? | |