Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - The Name is Fun… Mr. Fun | Tate Confidential Ep 228
Aired: 2024-04-27
Duration: 12:29


=== Why Humidity Matters (04:31) ===

[00:00:00]  Oh Here we go, what time is it?
[00:00:12]  What time is that?
[00:00:15]  Where's the ice is there a bucket with ice in your hair to cool these coffees down to really nice
[00:00:22]  Nice Three black coffees fire blood and see for what do you see
[00:00:33]  for if you have fire blood?
[00:00:36]  We stopped drinking C4 once we made fire blood.
[00:00:37]  Yeah, I'm just sleeping. So you're just using up every product in the house.
[00:00:44]  What's your end goal with this?
[00:00:47]  I had a problem. I couldn't sleep last night.
[00:00:50]  So I go to bed nice and early.
[00:00:52]  I sleep at 12. I woke up at 7.
[00:00:53]  I couldn't get back to bed. But because I woke up at 7, I've had a busy day at work.
[00:00:57]  I'm now tired at 9.30.
[00:00:59]  So my brain thinks I go to bed at midnight again.
[00:01:01]  That would be nice. But then I'll probably wake up at fucking 6 and be unable to sleep.
[00:01:06]  So what I need to do is poison myself with loads and loads of chemicals.
[00:01:10]  So I can't sleep at all.
[00:01:11]  Because I have to get up at 9 tomorrow anyways.
[00:01:13]  If I get to sleep around 8.59, at 9 I'll get out of bed and just do my stuff.
[00:01:19]  And then I won free time.
[00:01:20]  All I have to do is suffer for the next few minutes.
[00:01:24]  While I drink all of these poisonous chemicals.
[00:01:28]  1775 coffee. Check it out.
[00:01:33]  Why am I jealous? Should I do this?
[00:01:37]  Will my life be better if I do what you're doing?
[00:01:39]  Alex, you are our health advisor.
[00:01:41]  Do you advise that Andrew does this?
[00:01:43]  No.
[00:01:45]  Why not?
[00:01:47]  No.
[00:01:49]  What did we get to you?
[00:02:15]  Electric humidor.
[00:02:17]  Nice. Who put Zins in here?
[00:02:20]  I'm gonna put- Keep them out on him.
[00:02:22]  I'm putting my Zins.
[00:02:23]  Why do you need to keep a Zins?
[00:02:24]  Right there. There's no humidity limit for fucking Zins.
[00:02:28]  No Zins in the cigar humidor.
[00:02:30]  They definitely belong in the- We're not rednecks!
[00:02:33]  They do believe- They belong in there.
[00:02:35]  You might be a redneck baby boy, but I am a sophisticated gentleman and I do not wish for zins in my humidor.
[00:02:41]  Thank you very much.
[00:02:43]  Ha ha ha.
[00:02:45]  But there's definitely room.
[00:02:47]  Don't care.
[00:02:49]  Now it's 78.
[00:02:51]  Some of these scars are dry.
[00:02:53]  They're an old humidor.
[00:02:55]  Some of these here are a little bit dry.
[00:02:57]  78.
[00:02:59]  How do you know what percentage it needs to be on for things?
[00:03:01]  72.5 is correct, but I'm going to keep it 78 for a few days.
[00:03:04]  Is that temperature or humidity level?
[00:03:06]  Yeah, but why don't you crank it up to maximum?
[00:03:08]  100% humidity. Why don't we put them all under war?
[00:03:11]  Why don't we put them all under war?
[00:03:14]  Hear me out. I've never been less than 100% kind about it.
[00:03:19]  I think we should put it up to 100, and if it become too wet and unsmokable, that sounds like we get to buy more.
[00:03:24]  I don't know, I just can't see that happening, you know?
[00:03:28]  I'm at 100% kind of going to put it up to fucking maximum.
[00:03:30]  We got maximum of it.
[00:03:32]  When do we ever not maximum everything?
[00:03:34]  We always max it up.
[00:03:35]  Maximum is 90. Maximum is 90, so you bought this piece of shit humidor.
[00:03:39]  So it's 74 now, let's just, I'll close the door, wait a few minutes.
[00:03:43]  90% humidity.
[00:03:44]  Yeah. And I put, there was two dry humidity packs, and I got into Tell me, what is the one thing that this humidor is missing, though?
[00:03:57]  There is one thing, there's one thing missing.
[00:04:00]  Give me some backup.
[00:04:02]  The Zins need to be in the humidor.
[00:04:05]  Andrew, it's 1-1 vote.
[00:04:08]  You cast the final vote.
[00:04:09]  I'm not ruining tobacco with your redneck Zins.
[00:04:12]  You know? Tobacco should all be in one place.
[00:04:17]  Boom! 100% yes.
[00:04:24]  Cigarettes, zins, shisha pipes, what others back around?
[00:04:28]  Old man pipes, you name it.
[00:04:30]  Right where it belongs.

=== Captain Fun's Humidor Dilemma (07:58) ===

[00:04:31]  Thank you, Andrew.
[00:04:33]  So anyway, are we finished here?
[00:04:36]  Ha ha ha.
[00:04:37]  I'm going to go to the bathroom.
[00:05:05]  Alright, Andrew's here.
[00:05:28]  you Nigel's here. Alex is here.
[00:05:33]  Yep. I'm here. Who are we missing?
[00:05:38]  Not sure. Where is Captain Fun?
[00:05:41]  I told you guys that he doesn't do anything.
[00:05:45]  Ever. And he denied it and said, that's not true, that's not true.
[00:05:49]  And then I said, we should start recording it.
[00:05:50]  And we recorded maybe 10% of the times he hasn't come anywhere.
[00:05:54]  Everything you've seen should be 10x'd.
[00:05:56]  Think how many times we haven't recorded it.
[00:05:58]  Tons. Tons. He never goes anywhere, never does anything.
[00:06:01]  That's Tristan. He stays in his house, refuses to go anywhere, smokes cigarettes with girls.
[00:06:07]  That's it. That's what he does.
[00:06:10]  I miss T. That's what he does.
[00:06:11]  This is New York. It's in his house.
[00:06:14]  Cycling through wives.
[00:06:16]  Smoking cigarettes. That's it.
[00:06:18]  So I came here about two years ago.
[00:06:21]  Left my M5 out front.
[00:06:24]  Luckily it wasn't anything else.
[00:06:25]  It was only my M5. But it's tuned as 900 horsepower.
[00:06:28]  I don't know if the guy got excited or what.
[00:06:30]  But the valet parker crashed it and damaged the front bit.
[00:06:35]  And then I had a meeting with the owner and he said he'd give me store credit or food credit to get it all fixed.
[00:06:40]  So I've got 4,000 euros worth of food credit.
[00:06:43]  And I thought, well, I'll go back there sometime.
[00:06:44]  Never went back. Went to jail.
[00:06:47]  Was on house arrest. And here we are, two years later, to spend my 4,000 euro food.
[00:06:53]  Are we going to do it in one sitting?
[00:06:54]  In one day. Like heroes.
[00:06:56]  We should do it in one day. Alex is thinking, you can't eat me.
[00:07:01]  You're me. Hey, we can do it.
[00:07:03]  You and me. Let's go.
[00:07:05]  Always comes down to you and me in the end, doesn't it, Bailey?
[00:07:06]  It does seems as always you and me left standing Intellectual murder people edition come for you pull a gun
[00:07:33]  like remington fully charge up He got the killer man. I think young for me young pussy run
[00:07:38]  up. You care about Kryptonite coming under the most fighting at the middle of
[00:07:41]  the night to make the place get nice Oh, you never know. See a little juvenile could run in a
[00:07:46]  yard and take a cheap They don't give a fuck.
[00:07:49]  You just have to get in here and just iron neck.
[00:07:52]  Done the sparring session. Done the sparring session.
[00:07:55]  Week before my fight.
[00:07:56]  Um, O2. Got hit here.
[00:07:59]  Like, pull my rib.
[00:08:01]  Still hit. Pull my rib.
[00:08:03]  Thingy. Um, doing fucking agony.
[00:08:05]  I was absolutely f***ing human.
[00:08:07]  Do you think I was going to stop fighting? No way.
[00:08:10]  First round, a guy caught me in my f***ing rib.
[00:08:13]  I was like, f*** this. Went back to number one.
[00:08:15]  He hit my rib.
[00:08:18]  I was like, you have to knock him out. Ten seconds to the second round.
[00:08:21]  Boom! Overhand right. Good sleep.
[00:08:25]  So I'm telling you, the best way to go with that is to keep sparring to the point where you don't give a f***.
[00:08:29]  If you get hit and get hurt, I'm good.
[00:08:31]  There's no other way. Trust me.
[00:08:33]  We're not saying it to just like bully you.
[00:08:35]  I'm telling you. You sat all summer.
[00:08:38]  And now what? You're not fit.
[00:08:40]  You're easy to hurt everywhere else.
[00:08:41]  And it still hurts. At least you were hard to hurt other places before.
[00:08:46]  Now you're weak everywhere. But you didn't gain anything.
[00:08:49]  If you'd have kept sparring, you'd only have one weakness.
[00:08:53]  And you're young, bro. I'm 37, right?
[00:08:56]  Three times longer. My right hand hurts.
[00:08:58]  My left ankle is fucked. I've got injuries.
[00:09:00]  I just don't mention them so no one knows I have them.
[00:09:03]  Don't use it as an excuse anymore.
[00:09:04]  It doesn't exist. Sparring.
[00:09:06]  Boom. That's it. Fuck it all. Get out of your mind and it will be your body.
[00:09:11]  But if you fight pro, something always hurts.
[00:09:13]  Trust me. All the time, something's fogged.
[00:09:15]  Something's broken.
[00:09:17]  So at least your weapons are still good.
[00:09:21]  It's worse when you like, hurt a weapon.
[00:09:23]  Cause that's really hard. You can't hurt them.
[00:09:25]  You can still hurt us. Who cares?
[00:09:27]  Just punch us. So we can't punch you.
[00:09:29]  Don't matter to them about where we're from In the gutters where we belong.
[00:09:35]  Ain't spend these nights in a game just letting I get stained by a cat named Tom.
[00:09:39]  Ain't forgotten, but they're gone.
[00:09:41]  Both my boys, this shit long.
[00:09:43]  I'm weak every day of the week, but I still tell bros, little bro stay strong.
[00:09:46]  Crocodile D, come Colgate runs.
[00:09:51]  Just to continue documenting the Chronicles, Yusuf is here.
[00:09:55]  Andrew is here. Alex is here.
[00:09:59]  Nigel is here. Who are we missing?
[00:10:03]  Captain Fun is busy in Funland.
[00:10:05]  It's two nights in a row.
[00:10:08]  It's every day. I'm showing the people who might not believe us, he never leaves the house.
[00:10:13]  He doesn't leave the house, that's right. Just won't leave the house unless you promise for someone to get shit-faced.
[00:10:17]  Then he'll go. I offered that today.
[00:10:20]  And he still didn't come. And he still didn't come.
[00:10:23]  It wasn't a hard maybe though.
[00:10:25]  Christian just wants a massive castle to hide in.
[00:10:30]  Doesn't do anything. Ever.
[00:10:31]  It'll be the nicest day ever.
[00:10:32]  He should go out, you know. These are amazing.
[00:10:37]  He did listen to a nice audiobook earlier today.
[00:10:41]  Fun. I'm jealous.
[00:10:45]  What could we do that would really make him jealous tonight?
[00:10:48]  Anything? Go to a bigger house and sit inside of it?
[00:10:53]  Without him? You should buy a house and not tell him.
[00:10:56]  I should. And we should all go there.
[00:10:58]  And we should all rock up. We should all go there.
[00:11:00]  Maybe that's where we're at. We'll say, no, we're home.
[00:11:03]  And they'll say, no, I'm home. You're not here.
[00:11:04]  We'll say, no, we're home. Maybe.
[00:11:09]  That would be extremely petty and ridiculous way to spend 10 million dollars.
[00:11:14]  We're onto something. Captain Fun said he would meet us out at 10 o'clock.
[00:11:19]  I've not heard from Captain Fun.
[00:11:20]  Have you heard from Captain Fun? Surprisingly, no.
[00:11:24]  I mean, I really believed him.
[00:11:26]  I'm sure. He's heard he's a multi-millionaire and he has nothing to fucking do tomorrow.
[00:11:31]  And he can choose one of two Aston Martins and one of two Ferraris or his private security team to drive him to the location.
[00:11:38]  And the bill's not a problem.
[00:11:39]  And he's done fuck-all all day.
[00:11:41]  That, considering it's a Friday night, he would probably come.
[00:11:45]  But for some reason, very uncharacteristically, he's decided to just sit in his room, in his house, talk to nobody, and go nowhere.
[00:11:55]  Very strange.
[00:11:57]  I think we need to buy a new house.
[00:12:00]  Hear me out. All of us move without telling him.
[00:12:04]  And leave him there, cemented in a tomb like a pharaoh forever.
[00:12:09]  I think we should just move.
[00:12:11]  Should we go house shopping? I think we should either go house shopping or until the house is secured, we should all move to a hotel and just move out.
[00:12:18]  And tell him, we're not coming back.
[00:12:21]  We're on protest because you never come out.
[00:12:23]  We never go home.
[00:12:26]  That's the only solution.
[00:12:28]  What are the odds if we go get a hotel room tonight?