Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - The Texan Takes It All | Tate Confidential Ep 227
Aired: 2024-04-19
Duration: 16:42


=== I Think The Sun's Real (05:59) ===

[00:00:00]  How are you?
[00:00:10]  Good. Where you been? Jim? Jim.
[00:00:12]  Alex. Alex the man.
[00:00:14]  Nice to see you. Andrew.
[00:00:18]  Too slow! I got you.
[00:00:23]  Is that funny? That was pretty funny.
[00:00:26]  You have to admit it. I got you. I don't find that funny.
[00:00:30]  I find it offensive. You find it offensive?
[00:00:33]  Yeah. Because I trusted you.
[00:00:36]  It's not that I was actually too slow, because I didn't try and move fast.
[00:00:39]  It's that I trusted you and you broke the trust.
[00:00:41]  I don't think that's funny. I don't think breaking the trust of your friends is a very funny thing to do, Bailey.
[00:00:45]  Maybe for you white people, that's normal.
[00:00:47]  But where I'm from, when you grow up together and you live together and you're fighting a war against the matrix, you rely on each other.
[00:00:52]  But I guess we're just built a little bit differently, aren't we?
[00:00:54]  Okay, okay. No, no, no, no.
[00:00:56]  Let's try it again. Let's try it again.
[00:00:58]  I will never shake your hand again.
[00:01:23]  You can take your Christian shit.
[00:01:25]  You can go read that Bible.
[00:01:27]  Jesus forgives. I don't.
[00:01:29]  Ever. We do jihad.
[00:01:31]  We're built different. You can go forgive.
[00:01:34]  Go forgive. Go read the Bible. No.
[00:01:35]  Try Jesus. Don't try me.
[00:01:38]  Andrew. No. I will never, ever shake your hand ever again.
[00:01:43]  So you're just going to leave me hanging forever?
[00:01:45]  Correct. Fair.
[00:01:49]  Fair. Last time you said that you gave him beef ribs and everyone on that TC episode freaked out because they said like those bones can like kill him.
[00:02:19]  Like pierce his stomach. Freaked out where?
[00:02:20]  What do you mean? He just said you're not supposed to give dogs bones like that because it can kill them.
[00:02:25]  What, in the comments? Yeah.
[00:02:27]  There's like 50 comments. I'm a real G with street problems.
[00:02:30]  You think I read fucking comments?
[00:02:32]  I don't read comments. I don't give a shit what they say.
[00:02:34]  Plus, they obviously forgot the science that I am built different.
[00:02:37]  Meaning, by extension, my boy's built different.
[00:02:40]  Imagine having a dog that's dead from a bone.
[00:02:42]  Isn't it give a dog a bone?
[00:02:44]  Isn't that the whole fucking song?
[00:02:46]  Can't give your dog a bone, it might die.
[00:02:49]  No wonder all of you fucking losers can't get anywhere in life.
[00:02:53]  Even your dogs are pussies.
[00:02:55]  Bro, G is built different.
[00:02:56]  He'll eat a fucking cow.
[00:02:59]  Bone and all. Fucking crying her eyes about giving your dog a bone.
[00:03:03]  The world's gone so fucking soft.
[00:03:05]  I eat those bones, bro.
[00:03:07]  I chew those beef rib bones myself.
[00:03:10]  If there's one thing that doesn't police my behavior, it's the comment section.
[00:03:14]  She's built different. As am I. Yeah, Bailey's a Star Tard.
[00:03:18]  I think the sun's real. The sun's real, bro.
[00:03:22]  I think the sun is a star.
[00:03:24]  And you think it's real. I mean, you're a Star Tard.
[00:03:28]  You're a Star Tard, bro. I mean, you weren't with us and could take confidential when we worked out the eggs weren't real.
[00:03:32]  I meant that you were still somewhere in Texas reading the Bible.
[00:03:35]  Do you believe in eggs?
[00:03:38]  I knew this couldn't be real.
[00:03:39]  Do you believe in eggs?
[00:03:41]  That's what I mean. There can't be a super high net worth, an ultra high net worth individual.
[00:03:47]  Cannot be asking me whether I believe in eggs.
[00:03:49]  Do you believe in them? No, I've gone mad.
[00:03:50]  I've gone insane. Do you believe in eggs?
[00:03:52]  This is a big fantasy land.
[00:03:53]  So wait, eggs, right? So it's an egg.
[00:03:55]  Yeah. And if you eat it, it's good for you.
[00:03:56]  But if you don't eat it, it becomes a dinosaur.
[00:03:59]  Or chicken, yeah.
[00:04:00]  Or like a crocodile, yeah.
[00:04:02]  Do you believe in that? I don't believe in eggs, buddy.
[00:04:04]  Sorry. I'm not sure I believe in boats.
[00:04:06]  Wait a second. Andrew might be fucking right.
[00:04:08]  There might be no such thing as fucking eggs.
[00:04:09]  You tried to order me eggs on the menu, and this has come.
[00:04:12]  And they're trying to pretend this is eggs?
[00:04:14]  So is eggs like a floating, a-a-a-changes?
[00:04:17]  Is that an egg? Is that how they describe eggs?
[00:04:18]  They're telling me eggs are real. You just order off the menu.
[00:04:21]  You try to order eggs to be a smart ass, and this shit came.
[00:04:23]  It's just an egg. You said when that egg's come, you're up to admit eggs are real, blah blah blah.
[00:04:27]  I did say that. I agree with that, 100%.
[00:04:33]  And now you're sitting here telling me that the sun is real.
[00:04:37]  The sun's definitely real. You missed out on something.
[00:04:38]  You've been discovering what's real and what isn't for the longest time, and Bailey was somewhere in Texas.
[00:04:44]  Alright, Bailey, prove the sun's real.
[00:04:46]  Have you ever touched the sun?
[00:04:47]  Bro, I'm gonna go touch it now.
[00:04:49]  Have you ever held it? Bring me the sun if it's real.
[00:04:54]  F*** you and your burden of proof.
[00:04:56]  It's not even real because you can't even look at it.
[00:04:59]  How can you look at something that's not real?
[00:05:01]  Don't even look at the sun.
[00:05:04]  If you go blind, I'll admit it's real.
[00:05:06]  Only if you go blind.
[00:05:08]  If you don't go blind, it's not real.
[00:05:12]  See? Can't even look at it.
[00:05:14]  How can you look at something that's not... How can you look at something?
[00:05:16]  How come your camera can't see the sun?
[00:05:19]  Wait a minute. Bailey, I'm not joking.
[00:05:22]  Your camera can't see the sun.
[00:05:23]  Why is that? Put your camera in the sun.
[00:05:25]  So wait. We're talking about something that Bailey can't look at that doesn't appear on camera.
[00:05:31]  Baby, point that camera at the sun.
[00:05:32]  You cannot see the sun on that camera.
[00:05:34]  It doesn't exist! It's never existed!
[00:05:37]  Your camera is the real universe.
[00:05:40]  Your mind has been fooled into thinking there's something called the sun up there, but the camera is a machine.
[00:05:45]  It's not emotionally swayed by the arguments of big sun and big government.
[00:05:49]  Point the camera at the sun and admit you can't see it with the camera.
[00:05:51]  Heat comes from the Earth's molten core.
[00:05:53]  From the ground, dummy.
[00:05:55]  Yeah, the air is warm enough.
[00:05:57]  Doesn't need no sun. You're a space tar.

=== Point That Camera At The Sun (10:43) ===

[00:05:59]  Yeah. I have nothing to say.
[00:06:03]  Why do you wear such dorky little glasses?
[00:06:06]  Because they make my skinny neck look bigger.
[00:06:09]  It keeps the focus up here and not down here, you know?
[00:06:14]  Why don't you just get your eyes laser and be Cyclops?
[00:06:17]  Absolutely not. I'm scared of lasers.
[00:06:19]  I'm scared of lasers because I'm a super dork.
[00:06:22]  I tried staring at the sun once but then I realized it wasn't real because Tristan was correct.
[00:06:28]  You look so weird in those.
[00:06:31]  Yeah, so do you. I'm trying to show you how gay you look.
[00:06:36]  I can hear you on the mic.
[00:06:39]  Can you hear me on the mic? We're going to be live editing this one.
[00:06:43]  Cool. So I've prepared absolutely zero questions.
[00:06:46]  That's good. No, that's fantastic.
[00:06:47]  We'll just freestyle it. Yes, I don't think we need questions.
[00:06:50]  Me neither. I think we'll agree on most things.
[00:06:53]  Hopefully we disagree on a few things as well, because it'll be an interesting conversation.
[00:06:56]  But if not, we can just complain.
[00:06:58]  Yes, we can. British. I think we can compare quite a lot as well.
[00:07:02]  I think we've had many similar experiences at different levels.
[00:07:06]  Absolutely, absolutely.
[00:07:08]  I'm here.
[00:07:44]  A little different.
[00:07:46]  I'm on some 2024 badness.
[00:07:48]  I'm all bad back. You do have to fuel up for body shots in a few minutes.
[00:07:53]  Oh yeah, I'm probably beating the shit out of everybody.
[00:07:57]  One? Let's go, bro.
[00:07:58]  Let's go! Luke's gonna get his ass whooped by a man who is fueled by M&Ms.
[00:08:04]  And strawberries. And strawberries.
[00:08:06]  Well, I mean... Why are we taking this elevator?
[00:08:09]  Why? Why?
[00:08:11]  Come on! Come on! It'll be snuggle-vuggle!
[00:08:13]  This is the shittiest elevator.
[00:08:15]  This is the greatest elevator. Look how small it is.
[00:08:17]  Look, his head's nearly on the bloody thing.
[00:08:19]  Take him off my face!
[00:08:20]  🎵🎵🎵 You're not going to tell me what to do, boys.
[00:08:51]  Nice, that was fucking beautiful.
[00:08:53]  🎵🎵🎵 Go on, Andrew. Drop it, drop it.
[00:09:06]  That's it, that's it, that's it.
[00:09:08]  Nice, nice. All that calisthenics.
[00:09:14]  Let's go. Ten seconds last.
[00:09:16]  Ten seconds last. All out, all out, all out wall.
[00:09:19]  All out wall. All out wall.
[00:09:21]  All out wall.
[00:09:22]  All out wall. All out wall.
[00:09:23]  All out wall. All out wall. All out wall. All out wall. All right.
[00:09:24]  Breathe, breathe, breathe.
[00:09:26]  Breathe, breathe, breathe. Just so people know, we went straight from Katie Hopkins right to sparring.
[00:10:51]  Not even five minutes.
[00:10:52]  We were home. Shorts on, gloves on, go.
[00:10:55]  One minute.
[00:11:10]  Three, two, one.
[00:11:14]  More clothes. Come on!
[00:11:23]  Fuckin' go! All the energy you need to fuck pussy.
[00:11:26]  No energy for this whore.
[00:11:28]  Wait a second.
[00:11:29]  I can't think of a better gift to give Luke for his birthday than a broken rib.
[00:11:39]  rib.
[00:11:41]  I'll do my best. Is that going to be your birthday present?
[00:11:44]  Yeah. He brought me the gift of pain.
[00:11:47]  The gift of pain.
[00:11:48]  Normally your friends, they get you nice things.
[00:11:51]  36 rounds for a birthday.
[00:11:52]  The gift of pain. If he's going to break your rib for your birthday, then I'm going to take all your money at poker.
[00:11:56]  Good luck, bro. The rib might happen.
[00:11:59]  The rib might happen. You are not touching a fucking penny of my money.
[00:12:03]  That is not going to age well, but it's fine.
[00:12:05]  Hey, beautiful, beautiful.
[00:12:10]  Ten seconds.
[00:12:12]  Last ten, you're asking everything you've got.
[00:12:14]  Don't stop punching, don't stop punching.
[00:12:16]  Forward.
[00:12:18]  Slow down, go, go, go, go, go.
[00:12:23]  Gee if you have to.
[00:12:25]  Breathe, breathe, breathe.
[00:12:31]  Ten.
[00:12:33]  Three, two, one, time.
[00:12:40]  Last shot was good.
[00:12:44]  Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, da-da.
[00:12:46]  Five, four, three, two, one, time.
[00:12:55]  Nine.
[00:12:59]  Love you.
[00:13:01]  It's poker time, boys.
[00:13:05]  boys let's go you were in your tactical gear I see Very comfortable. That is a very good move.
[00:13:18]  Tristan's going to get stuffy in his tuxedo.
[00:13:21]  You're playing for comfort.
[00:13:22]  I think you might have an advantage there.
[00:13:24]  So, plus one point to Andrew, for sure.
[00:13:27]  But, Nigel is wearing the tactical black man bandana, so we're all screwed.
[00:13:32]  Just saying. I had the highest pair on the board until the eight came up.
[00:14:18]  Two diamonds, but I didn't worry about that after the flop.
[00:14:20]  Well, I had ace, two, three, four.
[00:14:23]  Well, you had what?
[00:14:25]  The losing hand? Is that what I heard?
[00:14:28]  For the first time tonight, yeah.
[00:14:29]  For the first time tonight, I had the losing hand.
[00:14:31]  Quite a big one though, wasn't it?
[00:14:32]  It was fairly big, I'm still doing okay.
[00:14:35]  Check.
[00:14:37]  Check.
[00:14:40]  This evening's banker.
[00:14:47]  I don't know how Tristan feels holding my money.
[00:14:51]  That's a lot more thinking right now.
[00:14:52]  Let's dance, ladies. Let's dance.
[00:14:54]  Tristan, are you turning up the shit talk?
[00:14:56]  I'm turning up the shit talk. Oh, no, no, no.
[00:14:58]  The shit talk's now being turned back.
[00:15:00]  All right, good. Oh, you have to be fucking joking.
[00:15:05]  Oh, quiet. Seven's coming.
[00:15:09]  It's all right. It works. Suck my short dick!
[00:15:13]  A lanky, ugly, goofy, birthday thrift.
[00:15:19]  I don't know. You took him out.
[00:15:21]  Fucking knew it, cunt.
[00:15:25]  I'm happy. Look, look, look.
[00:15:29]  You could use my life. Why are we playing Uno for $500?
[00:15:36]  Because we are. Highest car goes first, yeah?
[00:15:39]  Sure. Ooh.
[00:15:43]  It skips higher than eight.
[00:15:45]  It just is, isn't it? It's a better card.
[00:15:47]  So what does that mean? I go first?
[00:15:49]  You go first, so I deal to myself first.
[00:15:51]  Alright, let's do it. I insist you cut the deck.
[00:15:54]  Tristan, it's 5 a.m.
[00:15:56]  I know, buddy. We've been gambling playing poker all night.
[00:16:00]  I've won loads of money on side bets.
[00:16:02]  Cut the deck. So I deal to me first, you go first.
[00:16:05]  I'm going to get a statue. Let's go.
[00:16:07]  What's up, baby?
[00:16:14]  More money.
[00:16:17]  Why are we playing catch?
[00:16:20]  Give me your money.
[00:16:22]  Give me your money.
[00:16:33]  Thank you, sir. Good night.
[00:16:39]  You are not touching a fucking penny of my money.