Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - SHAGGY THE GOAT Part 2 | Tate Confidential Ep 225 Aired: 2024-04-02 Duration: 23:11 === Fucking Goat Dinner (14:22) === [00:00:00] He's really starting to grow on me. [00:00:09] It's like walking a dock. It's quite easy. [00:00:11] Like, now he knows me. He just keeps up a long cycle. [00:00:13] Gary, come on. Shaggy. [00:00:16] Come on, Shaggy. See? [00:00:19] I think everyone should have a pet goat. [00:00:21] You know? Even the name goat is fucking cool, right? [00:00:24] Because it means greatest of all time. [00:00:25] So in my opinion, if you haven't got a go, go out and get one today. [00:00:29] Come on, chap. [00:00:31] Ooh, you're making me live. [00:00:34] Whatever this world can give to me, It's you, you're all I see. [00:00:43] Ooh, you're making me live now, honey. [00:00:47] Ooh, you're making me live. [00:00:50] Oh, you're the best friend that I ever had. [00:00:57] I've been with you such a long time. [00:01:01] This is where we do workouts, Cora. [00:01:05] Get that fucking thing out of my face. [00:01:07] No, no, he wants to see how we work out. [00:01:10] He doesn't want to see anything. [00:01:12] If he's going to live here, Tristan, we have to show him how we live. [00:01:15] Sorry to interrupt your workout. [00:01:17] Look, can you just... [00:01:19] What is this? What is this? [00:01:23] This is called a weight bar. [00:01:26] So we go up and down. [00:01:29] Alright? Can you stop eating the rope? [00:01:31] Concentrate for a minute. Get that fucking goat out of my gym, or I'll fucking kill it. [00:01:36] I'll kill and eat your pet for you. [00:01:38] I don't give a shit. Get it out of my gym. [00:01:41] Listen, he doesn't mean it, Shaq. [00:01:43] I fucking do. Come on, Shaq, he doesn't mean it. [00:01:46] See what I mean, baby? Live and let live. [00:01:49] I'd never threaten to kill Trisky's pet. [00:01:51] Come on, Shaq, let's go. [00:01:54] What the fuck is wrong with that boy? [00:01:57] He's 35 years of age. [00:01:59] What is wrong with him? [00:02:01] I think he's gonna grow on you. [00:02:03] I'm gonna kill this fucking girl Turn around in the empty city, turn around in the empty [00:02:08] city, turn around in the empty city, he makes me turn around in the empty city, turn around in the empty city, [00:02:16] turn around in the empty city, he makes me turn around. [00:02:21] I'm gonna kill this fucking girl. [00:02:24] Oh, he's dead. [00:02:26] Yeah, he's dead. [00:02:28] Tristan, what have you done? [00:02:44] T. Training. [00:02:46] T, there's a goat roasting outside. [00:02:49] Is that Rory's goat, T? Did you see any other goats in the house? [00:02:53] It's the only goat I've seen. [00:02:56] I told him. Goat's shit on my floor. [00:02:59] He put it in my fucking cars. [00:03:02] Slumbered over my ass in seats. [00:03:04] Fuck Rory. Fuck Rory's goat. [00:03:07] Tristan's gonna be devastated. [00:03:09] I don't give a shit. Can't keep a goat here. [00:03:12] Go to one reason and one reason only. [00:03:15] Today Shaggy's going to fulfill his destiny. [00:03:19] We're going to eat him. I'm going to eat him, yeah. [00:03:22] I told him I'd eat his fucking goat. [00:03:24] You did tell him. [00:03:25] You warned them. [00:03:26] I made good on my promises and my threats. [00:03:29] Hello Roy. [00:03:45] Hey DJ. [00:03:46] How are you today? [00:03:48] Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck, no way. [00:03:54] Rory. Has he cooked my fucking goat? [00:03:56] Rory. Has he cooked fucking Shaggy, bro? [00:04:00] I'm sorry, Rory. Hey, is that goat? [00:04:02] It's goat? This, this is a goat? [00:04:06] Yes. Oh my fucking goat. [00:04:09] Is this Tristan's idea? Fuck! [00:04:14] Rory, I'm sorry. Bro! [00:04:16] Rory! Did you know about this? [00:04:19] No comment. Where is he? [00:04:22] A few moments later... [00:04:24] Rory called the cops on Tristan for being a meanie. [00:04:28] Yeah, that's right. Because Tristan killed his goat. [00:04:30] Tristan is a meanie. Yeah. [00:04:32] If I go back to jail, could you call the cops? [00:04:34] Well, I mean... Told them everything you've done, mate. [00:04:39] You know? Cold-blooded murder. [00:04:42] Very selfish. We had a whole game of UNO set up for tonight. [00:04:46] You're boohooing because Tristan killed a goat that we can all eat. [00:04:49] Exactly. Well, it's just the way it goes, mate. [00:04:54] Seven years for killing the goat. [00:04:56] Nice. Now they're here. [00:04:57] There's a laundry going on. Shit. [00:04:59] Hope Greta Thunberg shows up. [00:05:00] Shit. Tristan, I'm sorry. Roy, it's all your fault. [00:05:03] Shit. Sorry. We're not mafia though! [00:05:29] We just basically look like them. [00:05:31] We look exactly like a crime man. [00:05:34] Yeah. And people are like, it must be. [00:05:36] They're big and strong and they have all these hot women, all these fast cars, all these armed guards. [00:05:41] Ratchet's really nice. You wish you'd been to jail. [00:05:57] No, I don't wish I wasn't going to jail. [00:05:58] I wish I was going to jail. You think I want to hang out with fucking Rory and have whiskeys? [00:06:02] No way. He's coming in now. [00:06:04] Take me to jail. We go to jail. [00:06:10] We can eat the pig. There we go. [00:06:13] Speak for yourself, I'm having to go. [00:06:15] Nice. That would be a useless sacrifice of a good goat. [00:06:18] You know, I'd be way better for my liver if Tristan goes to jail. [00:06:23] Yeah, because if not, it's St. [00:06:25] Patrick's Day, bro. And he's already talking about getting the whiskeys out, right? [00:06:29] I've been avoiding this. I can't believe he's fucking Irish. [00:06:33] His granddad's Irish. [00:06:35] That's enough. He's not even Irish. [00:06:40] Good. Right. That's how I'm gonna do it. [00:06:43] So then you're next to just control the thing. [00:06:46] I want to make this window. [00:06:49] But where? [00:06:51] I want to make this window. [00:06:53] So now let's see if fucking Rory can go. [00:06:55] No. [00:06:56] No do. That sucks. [00:06:57] No do. [00:06:58] Rory, don't be like that. [00:07:01] Come on, let's eat, bro. [00:07:05] Yeah, exactly. [00:07:07] Come and eat with us. You eat goat all the time. [00:07:09] You don't actually care. I buy dinner basically every single time. [00:07:16] So you bought dinner for once. [00:07:17] We're all thankful. Thank you, Rory. [00:07:19] Thank you, Rory. We were just beginning to get close. [00:07:23] Don't feel bad. [00:07:27] You're lucky my mum didn't curry bear you. [00:07:29] You're super lucky Nigel's mum was here. [00:07:31] Yeah. Honestly though, Rory, this is one of the best dinners you've ever bought. [00:07:37] I feel like he'll be part of you forever if you do. [00:07:44] Come on, Rory. Fine, I'll eat some of Shaggy in his honor. [00:07:47] Pass me a rib. I did tell you, when you showed me that goat, I said, what's G gonna do when you used to use the goat? [00:07:52] You said G was ripping the fuck. [00:07:53] Well, G's about to eat him, because whatever's left of Shaggy isn't going to G. Because G's a real pet, not some fucking stupid goat you managed to pick up from fuck knows where down the road, shitting all over my fucking house. [00:08:03] Come on, there's no need to be like that. [00:08:05] There is. Fuck your goat. [00:08:07] Fuck your goat. [00:08:08] He's slobbered over my Aston Martin seats. [00:08:10] Why was there a goat slobber in my Aston Martin? [00:08:13] Oh, I was showing him the cars. You haven't seen that. [00:08:14] You didn't see that yet. I was showing him the cars. [00:08:17] I was showing him around. I was trying to teach him tricks. [00:08:18] I was trying to toilet train him, but you didn't give me enough fucking time and now look at him. [00:08:21] This is what he's good for. He would have wanted it this way. [00:08:25] I don't think he would, Tristan. [00:08:26] I don't think he would. Just try some. [00:08:28] Just try some. Alright, fine. [00:08:30] Let me try some shaggy. [00:08:33] What should I have? [00:08:34] Is that a rib? Bro, take a bite. [00:08:37] Worth every penny, worry. He does taste good. [00:08:41] Alright Shaggy, I'm gonna eat you in your honour. [00:08:45] Good. Rory's sadness really complements this fine food. [00:08:52] You can taste his misery. [00:08:54] My misery tastes good, does it? [00:08:55] It tastes absolutely awesome. Yeah, you bunch of fuckers. [00:08:58] You know what? He does taste fucking good though, I'll be honest. [00:09:02] Why did you bring a goat into this house and think I wasn't going to eat it? [00:09:05] Because I just felt like we needed a new pet and I was spicing things up a bit, you know? [00:09:09] Take the edge off, mix things up. [00:09:11] What are you bringing next? [00:09:13] Lamb, pig, rabbit, overeating. [00:09:17] I actually did have a plan, but now I'm starting to think twice. [00:09:19] Horse? Camel. [00:09:21] Oh, you think I've never eaten a camel before? [00:09:23] You'll eat my camel? I will eat your camel. [00:09:27] A million percent. I'm at a lose-lose here. [00:09:31] There's no point in me bringing any more pets into the house, is there? [00:09:34] Well, I don't mind. [00:09:36] It says on the food bill. [00:09:38] But you hired one of the best chefs as well. [00:09:40] I've noticed that. Well, I mean, don't I hire the best chefs every day? [00:09:43] You think this is in tribute to your stupid fucking pet? [00:09:45] Because it isn't. I don't give a shit about Shaggy. [00:09:47] But I order the best chefs to cook my food every single day because I'm fucking rich, Rory. [00:09:52] Yeah, well, I just felt like he was a waste of money in the end because... [00:09:56] Look what's fucking happened to him. [00:09:57] And I was literally just starting to teach him things. [00:09:59] He was starting to learn. You can buy dinner for once. [00:10:01] It's fair. You've never bought dinner since you came here. [00:10:04] So finally you provided the meal. [00:10:06] We appreciate it, Rory. Are you thankful, guys? [00:10:09] Is everyone thankful? No. [00:10:12] Goats are demonic. Delicious and demonic. [00:10:16] Nice. Okay. [00:10:17] Yeah, good suck. Good suck. [00:10:19] I'm saying I would have eaten something better, so you kind of spoiled dinner tonight for us. [00:10:23] We've settled for this, because it's what you bought. [00:10:26] You did the grocery shopping. [00:10:28] Alright, fair enough. I can own that. [00:10:30] I can own that. So, I got you all a shit dinner, is that what you're saying? [00:10:33] Basically, yeah. I'd be eating better somewhere else if you didn't bring this stupid meat into the house. [00:10:38] Well, I mean, he's here now, so let's eat him and get rid of him and Jake and eat what's left. [00:10:43] Is that more shaggy? [00:10:44] He was a big goat, bro. [00:10:46] Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of meat, right? [00:10:48] It was a huge goat. [00:10:51] Yeah. There's a lot of food. [00:10:54] It was also a huge part of my life. [00:10:55] You didn't account for that, did you, Tristan? [00:10:56] You know, I'm not even that hungry, so... [00:10:58] Not even that hungry. [00:11:00] I organize the butcher, the slaughter, the chefs, everything. [00:11:03] I'm honestly not even hungry. [00:11:06] A few moments later... [00:11:11] It's all for you. Bailey. [00:11:12] I mean, you can't not have a Guinness at St. [00:11:14] Patrick's today, right? St. Patrick's today. [00:11:16] Where's that fuck Patrista? You killed my goat. [00:11:17] And now I need Guinness revenge. [00:11:20] We are celebrating with Guinness. [00:11:24] Let's go have some beer, Alex. [00:11:25] Let's go! Let's go! [00:11:26] I love beer! [00:11:28] Thank you, Guinnesses baby. I think that's a good start. [00:11:49] Good warm up. Good first round. [00:11:51] Me and Trist will do 50 each, so, you know, I think we could start slow. [00:11:57] Well, Alex did tell you you need a beer. [00:12:01] I'm so confused. [00:12:11] Smooth. [00:12:12] Nicely done. [00:12:13] Alex, you need a beer. [00:12:15] Let's do it. The sign does say, my doctor says I need a beer. [00:12:21] Oh, sorry. You're getting 20? [00:12:25] Yeah. What's for you? [00:12:27] St. Patrick's sandwich. Oh, okay. [00:12:30] Cool. Let's do this again. [00:12:33] Drinking it already, T. Sorry. [00:12:37] Justin, are you in? Someone pass me a beer, please. [00:12:43] Don't leave me hanging. Happy St. [00:12:54] Patrick's Day, gentlemen. Happy St. Patrick's Day. [00:12:56] Cheers. Cheers. Oh, we're pounding it. [00:13:08] Are we playing this game? [00:13:09] I'm not playing this game. [00:13:11] I know this game. First night I'm here. [00:13:13] Every time I'm here. Don't laugh. [00:13:15] I know what you're laughing at. Just one. [00:13:17] He laughs because he gets no beef. [00:13:21] Nobody calls him gay. [00:13:22] I quit. Call me gay. [00:13:23] I've quit. For religious reasons, Andrew doesn't drink. [00:13:27] So he just finishes one. But we drink religiously. [00:13:29] No. You're delusional. [00:13:31] That's not how this works, Nigel. [00:13:33] You know better. That's not how this works. [00:13:36] You pound this beer and 30 seconds later there'll be another beer. [00:13:39] They're already loading the beers! [00:13:42] I'm not going to do next one. [00:13:43] Not like that. No, no, but you could do this one like that. [00:13:45] I'll do this one. Look at them. [00:13:46] Have some respect for your Irish ancestors. [00:13:48] According to the BBC, people who look like you were the founding fathers of Iron Man. So... [00:13:52] What? [00:13:54] That's not allowed, sir. [00:14:00] Here's fucking go. [00:14:13] Nice! Listen, as a ginger, even though you're not Irish, you should embrace your ginger heritage. [00:14:19] How do you know? I'm not Irish. [00:14:21] Bro, to be fair, you probably are. === Rocking Tomorrow's Coffee (06:30) === [00:14:22] At some point you probably love, bro. [00:14:24] With the red hair? I'm pretty sure if I went to 23andMe, it would just say, white trash. [00:14:31] Trailer Park. Trailer Park. [00:14:34] Are we doing this for real? [00:14:36] Every time. First night. [00:14:37] Now it's civilized. This might be the most casual thing we've done. [00:14:40] No, no, no. Now it's civilized. [00:14:41] This is a fake out, watch this. [00:14:42] No, it's acting up, we're acting. [00:14:44] Meanwhile... [00:14:45] I'm not neck and tennis with you guys. [00:14:51] Hold on, the real Irishman needs to sit down. [00:14:56] But look, there's good iron levels in this shit. [00:14:58] Load up. Yeah, that's the proof. [00:15:02] What are you gonna do? [00:15:04] Might have a sparkling water. [00:15:07] Maybe a coffee, if I'm feeling adventurous. [00:15:10] But not an Irish coffee, just a normal one. [00:15:15] I'm so disappointed behind this camera. [00:15:19] I'm not doing this shit. [00:15:21] What do you mean? I refuse. [00:15:23] No, every time I come here, the first night, I get so shithoused that I don't come out for the whole next day. [00:15:31] It's all LL Cool J's fault. [00:15:32] We'll keep it civilized. Well, if you want to be gay tomorrow and sleep, that's not my fault. [00:15:37] Let's ask the Irishman. Bro, look at that. [00:15:43] I'm done, I'm done. [00:15:48] Keep them coming! I'll tell you exactly what's about to happen. [00:15:52] I'm going to say, hey Tristan, I don't think it's a good idea that I get turbo shitfaced because I'm only here for a couple of days and came to see you and he's going to say, okay. [00:16:01] And at first, he's just going to call me a pussy. [00:16:03] But then, he's going to be like, you know what? [00:16:04] I thought I had a friend. [00:16:06] He's going to tug at my fucking heartstrings and then I'm going to threaten to go sit by Andrew. [00:16:09] Andrew's going to laugh the whole fucking time. [00:16:11] But with Andrew... I am actually not a pussy, so I'm going to drink, not because he's pulling my heart strings, but because he called me a pussy. [00:16:19] What's that? No, no, no. To be fair, I actually can see. [00:16:22] You made it very clear. You've got a podcast in the morning tomorrow, yeah? [00:16:25] Yeah. And business is business, and I don't come between a man and his business ever. [00:16:29] I still didn't realize this was a business trip. [00:16:31] I thought you were coming to see your friends. I told you. [00:16:36] Oh, so it's the business trip. [00:16:38] That's cool, bro. Just sleep in my house and shit and conduct your business. [00:16:41] Cool. I thought, you know, I thought my friend Justin was coming to see me. [00:16:44] Turns out Rory's business partners in town, everyone. [00:16:47] We can't drink! Watch out! [00:16:49] Rory's business partners in town! [00:16:51] Bailey, Bailey, let me explain something to you. [00:16:53] This is how this generally goes. [00:16:57] Yee-haw! There he is! [00:16:59] There he is! There's the Justin I know a lot of! [00:17:02] Works every time! [00:17:05] Works every time! It actually does. [00:17:07] It's complete horseshit. I should have never shown up. [00:17:09] Should have never came. Then Andrew just sits there and laughs the whole fucking time. [00:17:12] You can't argue with these motherfuckers. [00:17:14] They've been in court for a year. Let's go out of jail four days ago. [00:17:18] Justin, I got out of jail for you so you could come see me. [00:17:21] Right, right. That would have been next. [00:17:23] Oh, it's all coming. [00:17:25] One of my favorite things to do is get downed. [00:17:27] Let's say I got the first eight and it's a bad day. [00:17:29] I got one of Tristan's. [00:17:31] I love this. [00:17:33] I got that TT. [00:17:35] Magic. [00:17:37] You know what I mean? [00:17:39] That's number four. [00:17:41] And he put it down in your face. [00:17:45] And he put it down in your face. [00:17:47] I'd like to say I'm above this. [00:17:50] What are we doing bro? [00:17:57] Oh no! [00:17:59] Oh no! [00:18:02] This guy don't worry. Not a lot. [00:18:04] Not a lot. You say it's his and my mate. [00:18:07] What are you saying? Number three? [00:18:10] It'll be fair enough that you can't participate. [00:18:13] Yeah, number three. I'm trying to wait for you guys and have a nice civilized time. [00:18:18] Before we push the pace, then I'll follow and I'll drag you guys forward. [00:18:21] One of the strong stuff. [00:18:24] Cappuccino. Like having a coffee with my friends. [00:18:27] Might wash it down with some sparkling water. [00:18:31] Two years, not a drop. [00:18:33] Not a drop. Can't be tempted. [00:18:35] Don't want it. I know you miss it. [00:18:36] Not at all. I'm on a different spiritual plane. [00:18:39] Tapped into a higher reality. [00:18:41] I find my happiness and peace. [00:18:43] My whole life is chaos. When your life is boring, you want chaos. [00:18:46] But when your life is chaos, you want peace. [00:18:49] There's no more beautiful feeling than boredom. [00:18:52] For me to wake up and go, I'm bored and I have nothing to do. [00:18:54] That's amazing. I don't want to fill it with madness. [00:18:57] The police have already arrested me. [00:18:59] Bitches are crying. Kid here, kid there. [00:19:02] Bills to pay. Ferraris, Lamborghinis. [00:19:03] Nope. Coffee. [00:19:05] Nice boring night. [00:19:07] Cheers! Can't wait to watch Netflix and go to bed. [00:19:10] It's going to be great. Who's your mate? [00:19:14] Who? Your mate? It's your mate. [00:19:16] No, it's your mate. It's your mate. [00:19:19] That sounds great, Andrew. [00:19:21] I'll drink with Tristan. I have no idea what to talk about. [00:19:28] I'm telling you what's going to happen now. [00:19:29] You're going to finish these pints. Another round of pints are going to come. [00:19:31] Then they're going to say, whiskey's Irish. [00:19:33] And they're going to start doing Irish whiskey. [00:19:34] Become intolerable and annoying. I'm going to drive off at my Aston Martin. [00:19:37] They're going to sit here thinking they're geniuses. [00:19:38] It's 9.30. By 10.45 we're all going to be hammered drunk. [00:19:41] They're going to come home around 11 and start screaming and singing songs and knocking on my door. [00:19:45] I'll end up going to a hotel to sleep and leave them. [00:19:47] And tomorrow morning... They're not going to be half as enthusiastic as they are right now. [00:19:55] When Irishmen are proud and glad of the land where they were born [00:20:02] Oh son, I see that men read too, upon this day When I was just a lad like you, I joined the IRA [00:20:19] Up the rock, get up the rock, get up the rock, get up the rock [00:20:44] We're on the road again, to the place we all belong Try to read on the wall, the pure, you know, and soulful === Half a Step Ahead (02:18) === [00:20:53] signs On the hill, on the beach, on the phone [00:20:57] The boys of the old brigade I'm quite a little bit late, I'm half a step ahead [00:21:04] But I hope you take your first breath, something that you never made [00:21:07] Once you're in the city, you'll believe it I'm quite a little bit late, I'm half a step ahead [00:21:15] But I hope you take your first breath, something that you never made [00:21:20] Once you're in the city, you'll believe it tip at the box yeah [00:21:25] Thank you. You know what? [00:21:33] All I got. All I got. [00:21:35] Thank you. 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