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Jan. 19, 2024 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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The 2 Kilometer Car | Tate Confidential Ep 210
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It was right all along, forever ocean, it's fixed everything.
Why did they make it impossible to open?
So that we don't cheat on our diet.
Why is this tape so hard to-?
No way! Dig in! I wanted a chocolate. Obviously I had to have one.
Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.
Bye.
Today is your name day.
And since I've moved to Romania, I've learned the importance of what a name day is.
And so I got you a gift.
I don't know if you noticed yesterday, but I was out of the house for quite some time.
And I went to three stores to find this.
And I was super upset because I didn't think I was going to be able to get you a gift for your birthday or your name day.
But I finally found it.
It took me forever, but this is specifically for you.
I went all over town for that.
you That's about to smoke it then.
Do you like your gift? I do actually.
It's much better than anything else I could have possibly been.
Thank you. Love you too, Andrew.
Love you, bro. Happy birthday.
Name date. This is Ollywood.
Fuck my knowledge Enjoy present
Where is he faced what is help This is the most powerful olive oil in the world
Alex, what's a name day? You're the only Romanian here.
What's a name day? So a name day is the day of a saint.
So when a saint has his day and his name is the same like your name, this means that it's your birthday name.
Happy name day! The fact that my name day and my actual birthday are day after another makes it just even more pointless completely.
Your birthday is tomorrow. Completely ridiculous.
But today's your name day.
Get fucked. This is where the lines are blurred.
Are these for your name day or your birthday tomorrow?
No one knows. Well, the fact that they're one day after another makes it even more ridiculous and pointless that they even exist at all.
No, you get double gifts.
Coffee. That's the coffee they shit out.
Oh, that's the fancy coffee.
Oreos. Oreos?
All this stuff's from Bali.
Someone in Bali sent me a bunch of presents.
I get presents all around the world.
But the best present I got was this cigarette.
Oh, thanks.
Because I smoked it when I was alone, and you were none of your cunts.
I'm tired of living with you all day, every day.
Oh, more cigarettes.
Nice! Nice! That might be the best gift.
Let's have a Bali cigarette. Bali cigarette?
Yeah, some super hot yoga chick in Bali who's obsessed with me and she's like 10 out of 10 and she's blonde and she's sexy and lives in Bali and says, Andrew, the way to escape the Matrix is to come live in Bali with me in my treehouse and impregnate me repeatedly.
I'm like, well, I can't. I'm stuck inside the Matrix now.
She's like, yeah, but you don't need the Lambos and the Bugattis and the money.
You can just come here and impregnate me in my Balinese treehouse.
You know, she's got millions of followers, and everyone's like, inboxing her, saying, I love you!
But really, she ignores them all, because she's as possessed as me.
Like every other female on the planet.
And she's definitely buying e-cigarettes, so...
Props to her!
She's one step closer to getting knocked out.
Not bad. That is pretty good, not gonna lie.
Here, we should go to Bali. Cheers to Bali.
Cheers. Is Alex trying to poison you with nicotine gum?
Nicotine gum? He's got nicotine gum.
Why did you bring nicotine gum into this house?
Nicotine does make you strong, that is true.
But why don't you just get it from cigars the old-fashioned way?
Yeah, with cigarettes. Loads and loads and loads and loads and loads of cigars.
How does nicotine gum work? Cibarette, nice. Top it off.
I'm jealous. I need nicotine.
This is my fifth coffee of the morning.
Nicotine powers your brain and makes you smarter.
I don't know that. I think it's working. It's not working?
You do realize it helps in moderation, but you two absolutely abuse it.
I'm world-renowned for it, and I've never heard that word before.
Have you heard that word? Moderation.
Moderation? What does that mean?
It sounds like modern gender roles.
Or modern art.
Andrew, did you get some of the nicotine gun?
I'm kind of enjoying this nicotine gun.
I'm not even playing those games.
We're smoking 10 cigars today.
The reason- Here's why. Let me explain to the world.
My brother and I only have one speak.
We're either off or we're on.
And if we're on, it's attack.
So I can't become a fucking loser who has nicotine gum.
So I'll end up chewing 500 pieces of nicotine gum a day.
A cigar or a cigarette is a delivery vehicle which can slow me down.
I can only smoke the cigar as fast as it can be smoked.
So God invented the cigar to give me nicotine at a pace in which my blood will not turn to solid nicotine.
If I start chewing nicotine gum, my blood will coagulate and it will thicken up with pure nicotine and it will stop moving through my veins and I'll become the man of rock.
I won't die, but then what will happen is Once I'm made of pure rock, my enemies will try to arrest me, and they won't be able to, because they're going to try to put me into something I haven't done.
I want them to move my arms, put my hands in handcuffs, so then they're going to shoot me.
You see? Should've stopped us a guy.
Another car.
What?
Bye.
I mean, I certainly don't need any more cars, but this is one I'm not even sure I want.
Because I have struggles in my life.
Nagging questions.
It's an M3. Competition.
Chump change. Lunch money.
M3 competition, what is that?
150, whatever. But because I'm the kind of person who has a constant quest for knowledge, because I'm not a dork like you people, I have to know the answers to everything.
When I see something, if I see a puzzle, I cannot remain perplexed and I cannot just take my mind away from it and permanently distract myself with Pornhub like a loser.
I need to know the answer all of the time, which is my secret for unlimited success and has propelled me to the absolute highest echelons of masculine achievement.
And when I bought my RS7 ABT with 1,000 horsepower, it made me, it reminded me of my M5. Which decaw I've taken.
900 horsepower. And I was comparing how heavy the steering was.
Because the car feels a little bit heavy even though it is an absolute animal.
And then I thought, I wonder if an M3 feels a little bit lighter.
Driving this RS7... It reminds me of my M5, obviously.
But then it makes me wonder. Like, what's...
What's an M3 like?
Like steering-wise.
Like, what's the feel of an M3, you know?
So the only way I could possibly find out is to buy an M3. So I bought this car because I was curious how the steering will feel.
So now we're going to find out.
That's why I bought it. What else would I buy?
I have 53 cars already.
So...
I know you nerds at home don't understand these problems, but when you're trying to compare RS7 ABT steering against
your M5 steering, then you wonder what M3 feels like.
So you just have to buy one.
I don't give a shit about any of these cars.
I mean, I'm a Bugatti driver, but...
It's just curiosity.
There's not much in the world that's very interesting to a man like me anymore.
I have it all. I've seen it all.
I've done everything. You people are so fucking pathetic that you look forward to holidays.
I've had people tell me what they would do if they had my money and influence, and all they're doing is explaining to me why they will never have my money or influence.
Bro, if I was just you, I'd just go to Thailand!
That's your ambition? Sand?
The beach? That's all you want?
You want to sit on the sand?
If that can entertain you, there is absolutely no question in my mind as to why you're a fuck-up.
Men like me, we search for problems and solutions, and our brain is inquisitive.
And my inquisitive brain wants to understand how the M3 feels to steer.
All because I bought the Audi RS7. And I only bought that because I wanted to compare it to my M5. And I only bought that because I wanted to compare it to my S6 and the M8. It's the chain reaction.
That's literally what happened.
So. Coffee.
Smoke, M3, let's go.
You should have a very inquisitive mind.
Any of you men out there, if you had half a brain, would be sitting there thinking, why am I a fuck-up?
Why am I a loser? Why am I constantly outperformed by Andrew Tate?
Well, obviously, he's the top G. But do I ever stand a chance of even getting anywhere near him?
Why does my girlfriend not like having sex with me?
None of these things cross your mind.
You should. Let's put my coffee down.
There. Perfect.
M mode, obviously.
So does it feel as heavy as the RS7? We're going to find out.
Most of you would get a brand new M3 and it'd be the best day of your life.
To me, it's actually a little bit inconvenient.
Imagine that. The best day of your life.
I consider an inconvenience.
Best day of my life.
I'm like, oh, for fuck's sake, I forgot about that.
Feels very similar to the M5, to be honest.
It doesn't feel that different at all.
Yeah, I think I still prefer the...
I think of all of them, the M5 is my favorite.
Then it'll be the RS7 ABT. And then probably the M3. Probably M3 is in last place.
No, the M3. Then the S63 AMG is in fourth because that just feels so heavy.
It feels like a boat. Maybe I need to buy the new C63 AMG to test that.
Just to see what it feels like.
This is just going to sit on the driveway forever.
Well, I don't want it. What the fuck is it?
I've got Ferraris, bro. What the fuck do I want to drive on M340? Am I gay?
Yeah, so...
There we go. Car purchase.
Two kilometers on the clock.
Done. Don't want anymore.
Sorry, man. But now I've sat...
That's worth... That's worth 200 grand whatever it was to me.
That's worth it. Now I know.
M5's my favorite. RS7 ABT is my second favorite.
This is my third favorite.
And the S63 AMG is my fourth favorite.
Now the question is, do I buy a C63 AMG, the new one, with the two-liter engine, four-cylinder, which is trash, but it's hybrid, and give it a chance, even though I'm sure I'm going to be disappointed, because then I'm going to have a V8 like an AMG should.
And do I spend all that money just to definitely put it in last place?
Or do I just give up?
But now I have a nagging question in my mind, and I can find out for as little as $200,000.
$200,000 to me is like, I don't even know what that is to you, brokies.
I can buy cars easier than you can buy Starbucks.
I guarantee I could go into a car dealership and you can go into a Starbucks and you keep ordering coffees and I keep ordering cars.
I guarantee you're not wanting to hear this. I mean it looks good, the M3, sounds good.
You should probably do like, uh...
What you should do, Bailey.
You probably should do like a video or something around it and get some pictures of it and like make it cool because...
We'll get some value out of it because I am never gonna drive this car ever
again.
I'm gonna get some value out of it.
I'm gonna get some value out of it.
Now I felt that the steering is a little bit different.
I drove it up there.
I drove it like two miles.
Bro, you're buying cars to test the steering.
How else would I know? Listen, bro.
Firstly, the problem with running a car is that other men have been in that car, so it feels a bit gay.
True or false? Other men have been there.
So if I want to test the steering on an M3, the only way to do it is to buy one.
Okay, so why do you have carbon on it?
Who wants you to put carbon in the body?
Well, I broke it. So you have to put that on there to test it?
Yeah, but now the problem is, I mean, the M3 is a very nice car, and it's got carbon, and it's a great car.
But for me to pick it, I now have to go outside and say no to an SF9, and then say no to another SF9. And then say no to a 765.
And then say no to a GT3 RS. And then say no to an MC20. Say no to the RS7ABT. Like, there's a lot of no's I have to get through before I pick the M3. Anyway, much beacons convenience that he walked into.
To quote your esteemed philosopher, Missy Elliott, I don't want to fend to see how the back doors open up.
I feel like... I feel it.
It was annoying me. It was in my head.
I wonder if the M3 steering feels the same.
And I thought of it like three different times throughout a one-week period.
Why would you not know what's the reason for this?
Well, I don't know.
We'll see how it goes.
Missy Elliott, 2008.
Let's actually work this out.
Let's say you're the average man.
Let's get a calculator. You're the average man, and you earn $10,000 a month, which is a lot of money.
You're rich, right? Which means...
The average bag doesn't earn $10,000.
I don't know how much people get paid.
I don't know. I'm rich. Okay, let's say the average bag earns $5,000 a month, which is around $3,000 a month.
I would honestly say about $4,000.
Yeah, you're right. But we're proper from the ghetto.
Let's say $5,000, right?
That is $166 a day.
I earn roughly half a million.
Again, right?
So a 200 grand car is around 40% of my income.
So, of my daily income.
So it's like the average person, 166 times 0.4, if the average person spent 60 quid, $60, the average guy who went out and spent $60 on groceries, you wouldn't say he's crazy.
So I spent $60 on a fucking M3! Yeah, if he found a pair of sneakers, hear me out.
And they were comfortable. He wanted to try the different colors, and he bought an extra pair of sneakers for 60 bucks, and then two pairs of sneakers instead of one.
You're like, yeah, that makes sense. Okay, right.
The average of 60 bucks is like, cool, but if I spend the same percentage income on a car, I'm crazy.
So, I agree.
But, that's not what you do.
What I mean? What you're doing is, if you've got groceries at home, you have everything you want, and then you've bought all the groceries together in a different color just to see if they taste the same, even though you're not going to use them.
That's very different than spending the $60 you need for a car.
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