You don't know street rules? No. You play the cars or play the game?
I play the cars. I play the player opposite me.
That's what I understand. It's different on the streets.
You grow up in the ghetto. Ghetto Uno is different.
Life and death. Well, we need to teach you.
Start the shuffling now.
Make sure the game's ready when the time comes.
Make sure the game's ready when the time comes.
No way, Christian. What?
It's your birthday! Okay.
We play UNO everywhere we go.
We can go to a nightclub and we're sitting around playing UNO. What's up, bro? Don't pick green.
Did you know I'm the best at UNO? You say stop, and then I go.
Who's been in the most games? My lyric, them, continue to flow.
Alex. And your mum is a...
Alex.
This is my game.
Bro, listen. It's green now.
Don't choose green.
Let's go! Of course!
Don't choose green, bro!
You wanna play green? Why is your turn?
Because she... You put the...
You guys wanna play green?
Yes! You sure? Yes, let's do it!
You know...
I'm the best that you know.
I promise you... My lyric demo flow...
You say stop, I go...
What's the last line? Your mom's the hope!
I switched shit to save you, the blue.
I'm a god man and Uno.
This is my game. Listen, bro.
Go to any ghetto on Earth.
Ask them about me and Uno.
Okay. Change. Don't even listen to him.
You can go anywhere.
Any slum on the planet.
Ask them about me and Uno.
Ask them. Why are you doing that?
Your mom's a hoe.
Fawzi, don't play green, bro.
Don't play green. Why?
Why, Andrew? Why?
What color is broccoli?
Green. What color is red?
You can't play greens against me.
Alex, you are the red man.
I think you need to play red all game.
Let's do it. Yeah. Just don't play green for five.
Okay. And defender.
Yusuf, what are you going to play? I'm definitely playing green.
Let me move my elbow.
I'll put him to a more forward advanced attacking position.
Right now he's holding the defensive line.
Let me move the elbow. Let me see your other shoe.
Let me see your other shoe. What color is that?
Yeah, that's just there because it's lucky.
See, green luck. Green luck!
See, my lights are flashing now.
That's why green's my color.
I'm in my Crocs. You're in your Crocs.
What's blue plus yellow?
Alex. I'm thinking.
Blue plus yellow.
Blue yellow. Green.
Yes. Correct.
Can't play greens.
I don't have a wild card.
And I don't have a yellow.
But if the sky is blue and the ground is green, then the rivers run red.
Shit!
No way!
You will never be the same again!
Your life has changed from this moment onwards.
There's two versions of the universe, a version of the universe in which I lost and one in which I won.
And I just won. Update the lead table.
You cannot play greens against me, ever.
I told you, what color do the rivers run?
You can't play greens.
The sky is blue.
She had the card, but she knew.
But look, you see, you can't play when you got the greens.
Bro, you can't play greens against me.
Marcel will never be the same again.
Ever. How will you recover?
When it comes to UNO, I'm the best that will know.
You say stop and I go.
Lyric demo flow.
Your mom.
You say, why?
Am I a liability or do I create winners?
You're liability.
Liability.
100%.
All right, let's go.
What color is broccoli?
Let's see.
You don't get to use one of these.
What color is broccoli?
Oh, no.
I got one color.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Uno! Uno!
Uno! So if I was saying, Uno!
You will never recover!
Never!
Financially!
Update the league table!
You will never financially recover!
How many suns in the sky?
How many suns in the sky?
One! You know I'm the best at UNO! Lyrics!
Demo flow! You say stop, I say go!
And your mom is at home!
Tomorrow. Marcel, he's putting it on the line.
I'm going to put it all on the line.
It's 11.21.
It's uno, uno, dos, uno.
Just so you know the time this morning.
I'm willing to put it all on the line tonight and another Uno showdown so you have a chance.
But you can't use blues or red for greens against me.
They don't work. You know I'm not here.
Oh, you're not here. So you're running away.
So you're scared. I'll put it on the line.
Let's go. And you're scared.
Marcel, you're leaving. He beat you that bad that you have to leave.
I'll bust you up so bad that you have to leave the country.
You've been exiled.
Uno, uno, dos, dos.
That's the time. Just so you know the time.
Marcel, I'll take him on.
Please, someone has to win.
You can't use reds or blues or greens against me.
Doesn't work. Tristan's in today anyway.
Is he in today? Tristan's going to rage quit.
Marcel will be far away in safety somewhere, hiding in a little ditch, shaking.
You had the chance to come and try again for the world title.
The world championship.
You're in the League of Uses anyway.
I know that. Full well. You're in the League of Uses.
You planned it. You used to start the whole group.
You cheated. You came together.
You're going to have to go without Uno all this time.
And when you finally get back here, I'll beat you again.
Okay, cool. So we get to be back from the back?
Yeah, sure. I'm not scared of you.
Fine, let's eat.
Sure.
I'm not scared of you.
Fine, let's eat.
Sure. I'm not scared of you.
Fine, let's eat.
Sure. I'm not scared of you.
Fine, let's eat.
Sure. I'm not scared of you.
Fine, let's eat.
Sure. I'm not scared of you.
Fine, let's eat.
Sure. I'm not scared of you.
Fine, let's eat.
Sure. I'm not scared of you.
Fine, let's eat.
Sure. I'm not scared of you.
Fine, let's eat.
Sure. I'm not scared of you.
Fine, let's eat.
Sure. I'm not scared of you.
Fine, let's eat.
Sure. I'm not scared of you.
Fine, let's eat.
Sure. I'm not scared of you.
Fine, let's eat.
Sure. I'm not scared of you.
Fine, let's eat.
Sure. I'm not scared of you.
Fine, let's eat.
Fine, let's eat.
I'll kill myself if I have to.
I'll kill myself if I have to.
you And you know it.
What's happening on this day? How about you get fucked?
How about that? We all brought you here at this dinner.
I want you to know that this whole thing was organized so that everybody who knows you and is close to you can sit you down and let you know that we want you to deeply, truly, once and Is that true, guys?
Oh, you said my friend.
Get fucked, you dude.
It was a ruse to pretend it was about him getting fucked.
You see, the whole thing, we knew you'd show weakness.
It was a setup. We had this all intricately planned.