Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Tate’s Thanksgiving Dinner | Tate Confidential Ep 202
Aired: 2023-12-19
Duration: 13:27


=== Why No Thanksgiving? (01:39) ===

[00:00:00]  So we're actually having a Thanksgiving dinner.
[00:00:02]  It looks so, eh? I know you did this whole thing for me because I'm American, so I just want to say thank you.
[00:00:17]  Who's he? Hey, hey, hey.
[00:00:21]  Oh, sorry. Yeah, to be fair, it wasn't for either of you.
[00:00:24]  We hate you both. It was for Marcel.
[00:00:30]  That's true. Aw,
[00:01:01]  poor Alex. That's a big turkey.
[00:01:06]  T, we're in Romania. Why aren't we having a Thanksgiving dinner?
[00:01:09]  Most of these people don't even know what Thanksgiving is.
[00:01:11]  But you know, baby. I do.
[00:01:14]  Did you do this all for me?
[00:01:16]  Well, the thing is, I want to remind you of the typical American tradition for Thanksgiving.
[00:01:21]  Because if I have my way, you'll never see your family again.
[00:01:26]  Thanks, Steve. You're welcome.
[00:01:28]  What's your go-to Thanksgiving dish, I should say?
[00:01:32]  What letter does fish begin with?
[00:01:35]  F. So fuck off.

=== Why It's A Dangerous Drink (05:42) ===

[00:01:39]  Okay. Andrew, I have a serious question.
[00:01:42]  It's Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for?
[00:01:46]  I really enjoy to eat my meal in peace.
[00:01:49]  I'll be left alone. I'll be hostile when I'm trying to eat with some camera.
[00:01:53]  That was his only Thanksgiving wish, and you spoiled it.
[00:01:55]  What are you thankful for, T? My mediocre cameraman.
[00:02:00]  Thanks, I'm thankful for you as well.
[00:02:02]  Just what I have here.
[00:02:04]  Espresso Martinis, yeah?
[00:02:05]  Espresso Martinis? No, Espresso Martinis.
[00:02:08]  It's a classic. Perfect, classic Martinis.
[00:02:09]  Thank you very much. I'm also thankful for this drink.
[00:02:11]  I'll take two of those. Alright!
[00:02:13]  And then about two for him, two for him, two for him.
[00:02:15]  And one for the lady.
[00:02:18]  Is that cranberry sauce? Yep.
[00:02:20]  I've actually never enjoyed cranberry sauce.
[00:02:22]  Who the fuck asked you your opinion on cranberry sauce?
[00:02:25]  Since when does the modern world, the world at large, ever wake up and think, I really want to know what Bailey Bolton thinks about cranberry sauce?
[00:02:33]  I don't think that conversation's ever been had.
[00:02:34]  I don't think anybody gives a solitary fuck whether you enjoy cranberry sauce or not.
[00:02:38]  Just don't put on your meal. Yes, I invented a new drink, and I told the barman to do his best.
[00:02:42]  It's called a palenka colada.
[00:02:44]  The idea of creamy, milky stuff and palenka makes me want to hear.
[00:02:48]  Look, I don't know what it tastes like. I made a joke about palenka coladas, and then I said to the barman, good luck.
[00:02:53]  There are only two men that are going to drink it anyway, so...
[00:02:55]  Yeah, I'm going to be... Right...
[00:02:57]  I'm not touching this shit. Take a shot off by the light.
[00:02:59]  You're out all this great. You know what?
[00:03:01]  If Bailey's out, I'm in.
[00:03:03]  If Bailey's out, I'm in. I'm in, always.
[00:03:05]  Alright, well then I'm out. Tate, how am I grasping at straws when there's one drink on the entire table and it's sitting in front of none other than Tristan Tate?
[00:03:19]  Yeah, you're accusing him of being one short.
[00:03:21]  That's terrible. Sorry, how many drinks on the table?
[00:03:24]  One. Are you sure?
[00:03:26]  Two? Alright, now there's two.
[00:03:29]  Where's yours? Now there's three.
[00:03:32]  Let me move this. Four.
[00:03:34]  Put them all right here, bro. All of them.
[00:03:37]  Five. Six.
[00:03:41]  All right, I might have messed up.
[00:03:44]  You just sealed your own fucking death warrant in wax.
[00:03:49]  You, my friend, are finished.
[00:03:50]  And I have more coming.
[00:03:52]  You have more coming. Yes, I do.
[00:03:55]  The Polygon Kalamazoo.
[00:03:57]  Marshall thinks you can't tell the difference between whiskeys.
[00:03:59]  I don't know if he's double buffed me or not, but I've actually mixed him up to the point where I don't know.
[00:04:02]  He doesn't know, because I mixed him up, so he doesn't know.
[00:04:15]  Yep.
[00:04:16]  you Then I'm pretty sure I can tell the difference.
[00:04:20]  One I can tell the difference a million percent immediately because keep in mind I'm a I'm a whiskey expert I'm a cigar expert I'm an expert of this and I know which one is which so now that I know which one is which and I know I mixed them up so you can't tell but I know you'd know Marcel believes that all whiskeys taste the same okay so what you're gonna do is Marcel you're gonna take a sip Of one glass, a bit of water, then the other glass.
[00:04:46]  Then you're gonna wait and take a sip of the other glass, a bit of water, and the other glass.
[00:04:49]  Do you understand? Yeah, and I have to say if I think it's different.
[00:04:52]  You have to tell which one is the more, the better whiskey.
[00:04:55]  Okay, cool.
[00:04:56]  Different, right?
[00:05:11]  Yeah, I feel like that's much better.
[00:05:13]  Okay.
[00:05:14]  Number one, number two, which one's which?
[00:05:17]  What do you think, Marcel?
[00:05:19]  One and two. One, two.
[00:05:22]  What is number one? Sorry to interrupt, but you have your palinka colada.
[00:05:27]  I'm going to bathe.
[00:05:29]  Who needs water?
[00:05:39]  Blue label, red label.
[00:05:47]  Easy. So, two is the best, one is the worst, yes?
[00:05:50]  Easy. So, yes, you agreed, you agreed, and I can confirm as a whiskey drinker that you're completely correct.
[00:05:56]  Blue Label and Red Label are different. So, well done, gentlemen.
[00:05:59]  But here's the thing, Marcel, they're not all the same.
[00:06:01]  And there we go, the co-arms.
[00:06:03]  Signature of Mr. Tape, yeah?
[00:06:08]  Yes, and...
[00:06:10]  If it's good, we put it in the menu.
[00:06:13]  Here's what we're going to do.
[00:06:16]  Is this the barman?
[00:06:17]  No, he's my colleague.
[00:06:20]  Your colleague is included in the service tip I gave you.
[00:06:24]  Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to have 250 lates to the barman as a tip before I try it.
[00:06:28]  And if it's good, I'm gonna give him another 250.
[00:06:31]  Alright. If it's average, I'm not gonna tip him anything.
[00:06:35]  And if it's really, really shit, I'll tip him 250.
[00:06:37]  Alright. For trying. Alright, let's see.
[00:06:41]  Palenka Colada. So what do I think of it?
[00:06:46]  Looks interesting. I'm not joking.
[00:06:55]  It's actually kind of good. Is it actually good?
[00:06:57]  Honestly, Palenka's may be the only drink.
[00:07:00]  With pineapple and shit, it somehow works.
[00:07:02]  That's not bad. Is it not?
[00:07:04]  Do you know what? It's Marcelle's, it's not bad.
[00:07:06]  Alright, here. I'm actually encouraged.
[00:07:08]  Let's go. Cheers. I'll tell you why it's a dangerous drink.
[00:07:16]  Because it actually is kind of nice and it will get you fucked up.
[00:07:19]  That's incredible. I'm not having another one.

=== Furious Fit Fiasco (03:27) ===

[00:07:22]  Oh my gosh. You won't have another one.
[00:07:24]  I'll have another one. Marvin, what would I have to do for you to add Palenka Colada to the menu?
[00:07:30]  You just have to sign the menu so they know it's your signature.
[00:07:33]  I'm ready to do that. I will happily put my name behind the pickup.
[00:07:36]  Palenka Colada, designed by Tristan Tate.
[00:07:39]  Yeah. Oh, yeah? That's the real thing.
[00:07:42]  Yeah, she did it. I've had two.
[00:07:45]  You've had one. What did you say?
[00:07:47]  I've had one. Wait, wait, wait.
[00:07:53]  I've had what, three? I'll let you keep the championship.
[00:07:59]  Sorry, how many have you had again, baby? Tristan, what do you get the man who has it all?
[00:08:19]  No way! No way.
[00:08:23]  Those better be dress suits for suits.
[00:08:27]  Yes. What the fuck is that?
[00:08:29]  These are for you, Frank.
[00:08:31]  For me? Yeah. I've got Marcel a pair.
[00:08:35]  I think these are Marcel's size. I've got a pair for Marcel.
[00:08:39]  Oh my god. How much you left out?
[00:08:41]  I decided to get you a pair.
[00:08:43]  Tristan, you're not going to win this war.
[00:08:47]  So you may as well just give in and admit that it is the future of footwear.
[00:08:56]  Tristan, you've been beaten.
[00:08:58]  Tristan, put them on. Tristan, no.
[00:09:00]  Put them on. No, D. No.
[00:09:05]  Not the Crocs.
[00:09:10]  I'll get you. Don't worry, I'll order another foot.
[00:09:13]  We'll get him eventually. That's the other day of Crocs.
[00:09:18]  Never. Never ever.
[00:09:20]  Can't do it. Tristan wanted to try them on, so I turned the camera on.
[00:09:23]  He immediately retracts his statement.
[00:09:25]  I want them in the trash.
[00:09:27]  Why don't you take them in the trash? Shit.
[00:09:33]  That's where they belong. Also, Marcel.
[00:09:35]  Yeah.
[00:09:36]  Guess what?
[00:09:37]  What?
[00:09:37]  They got you some props.
[00:09:44]  Now Marcel, now is a very important moment in your life.
[00:09:48]  Where you have to decide between being white or being black.
[00:09:51]  Being a man or being a loser who wears a props.
[00:09:54]  So what you need to do, Marcel, is take those, like I did, and throw them in the trash.
[00:10:00]  Don't do it, Marcel. My parents, I threw them in the trash.
[00:10:04]  The person got them out.
[00:10:06]  Marcel, put them on.
[00:10:08]  And be a hero. And be a hero.
[00:10:09]  Don't do it. Marcel, you can't.
[00:10:11]  Put them on. Think how, listen.
[00:10:14]  Don't think I annoy Diane.
[00:10:16]  No. Yeah, exactly. If you don't wear them, I won't care that much.
[00:10:20]  But if you do wear them, Tristan won't care a lot.
[00:10:22]  Marcel, you can't- The people that does more annoy- You can't bring the unbalance to the household.
[00:10:28]  Right now, it's two losers against three or four not-losers.
[00:10:31]  You can't fuck it up.
[00:10:34]  But you would be pissed.
[00:10:36]  I'd be furious. Marcel, I'm not even going to lie.
[00:10:39]  I will be furious if you put this on your feet.
[00:10:42]  I swear to God, I will never forgive you.
[00:10:45]  Yes! Marcel!
[00:10:48]  No, no, no, don't do it.

=== Give the Gift That Keeps on Giving (02:37) ===

[00:10:49]  This is crazy.
[00:10:54]  See? Tristan, it's a whole new experience.
[00:10:57]  The takeover continues.
[00:10:59]  Tristan. You're all retarded.
[00:11:00]  Wait, wait. Seriously, look how cool they are.
[00:11:04]  Shit. Marcel.
[00:11:06]  My man. You look super cool, bro.
[00:11:08]  You will never financially recover.
[00:11:14]  Tristan, this is crazy.
[00:11:17]  You have to get there.
[00:11:18]  10 out of 10 experience, right?
[00:11:20]  20 out of 10. Easy.
[00:11:23]  Tactical. I'm not used to that.
[00:11:26]  But they're actually comfortable now.
[00:11:30]  You've got to break them in.
[00:11:32]  Look how fast that is.
[00:11:34]  Look, look. Dang!
[00:11:42]  You definitely need some now.
[00:11:44]  He's like Sonic.
[00:11:47]  Basically Sonic.
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[00:11:52]  Smart, but plays too many video games?
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