Strap Mind. It's a new name I started calling myself.
Strap Mind. It's always on my mind.
I was also thinking like Holster Brook.
That's why the Glock's always in my hand.
My holster's broken. We're going to work on this.
It's going to evolve. Brave Not Sorry.
That's another name I like. That some of my women call me.
Anyway, welcome to the emergency meeting, and I'm going to do something I've never done before.
I'm going to play the intro, and me at the same time, because I'm Mr.
Producer. So let's do it.
I can do those things.
Mr. Producer.
You make the best show.
It's Mr. Producer. What about this?
Three Andrews. We don't even need Tristan.
Tristan's not here, by the way, in case you haven't noticed.
I know you probably didn't notice. I didn't notice either.
Who cares? Like, who cares?
Tristan's not there. Who cares? Top G times three.
Who cares? Nobody.
What else can we do? Pow!
Watch Shag Hedo. I'm so fucking cool.
I'm so cool. I shouldn't be allowed.
I'm so cool. Right.
Today we're going to talk about the same things we always talk about.
We're going to talk about The dystopian dysfunction of the society we live within.
How the Matrix tries to brainwash us all into turning us into cash cows.
Tax residents until we end up in sexless marriages.
Depressed until we're dead.
We talk about how I'm trying to save the world.
And we talk about how recently even more men have been getting destroyed by these false Me Too accusations.
I think every man with a brain by now basically understands...
That this can be weaponized by vengeful females to destroy men's lives.
And my brother and I were victims of this, but it turns out it's actually extremely prevalent and it's a genuine problem with society, which nobody wants to talk about because we talked on the last show about how nobody cares about men at all.
Nobody cares how we feel.
Nobody cares if we're sad. Nobody cares if we get destroyed by the legal system.
They just want us to Build the roads.
Build the houses. Pay our taxes.
Be useful. Build all of society.
Pick up the trash. Make the sewers work.
And then shut up. We are the slave class of the world today.
We talk about living in a patriarchy.
It's absolutely not only a lie. We live in a matriarchy and men are enslaved.
Especially straight men.
If you're a straight white male, you're effectively a slave.
You're a second class citizen in the world today.
And I'm not even white, but I've been called white passing, whatever that means, by the left.
And if you're a heterosexual male, you are a second-class citizen.
So, the legal system is out to destroy you just because of your sexual orientation and the gender you were born with.
And we're going to talk about that at length.
Because since our false accusation, a lot of other people have been accused.
What's scary is this.
My brother and I could speak loud when they attacked us and everybody paid attention.
But think how many people out there get attacked.
How many innocent men get attacked with these false accusations and nobody knows.
Nobody knows their name.
Nobody cares. So, you watching this at home, if what happened to us happened to you, you might not be able to get the media traction for anybody to understand it's a lie.
Nobody's going to care. Your life's just going to be wrecked.
You're going to sit there and you're going to be wrecked.
And that's going to be the end of it. That's why it's so important everyone with a platform who's a man who believes in justice, which I think any man should believe in, stands up and speaks out against these things until there's some form of reform.
There's actually a guy who was pretty well-known who had a problem going on that I wasn't even aware of.
His name is Trevor Boer.
I think that's how you pronounce his name.
And we're going to look at the story here that explains what happened.
And he was a famous MLB. He played for the baseball professionally.
I didn't even hear of this.
And he's a professional baseball player.
And even I didn't hear.
Listen to this insanity.
Breaking news, Major League Baseball suspending Dodgers pitcher Trevor Bower is under investigation for sexual assault.
He is now at the center of some very serious sexual assault allegations.
The woman describes in graphic detail being sodomized, choked until losing consciousness, and repeatedly punched in her face and genitals.
These pictures show the woman with black eyes, scratches on her face, and a split lip.
27-year-old woman who filed a domestic violence restraining order against Bauer claims that he strangled her twice with her own hair to the point of unconsciousness and then punched her in the face during a sexual encounter.
I was absolutely frozen and terrified.
I could not speak or move.
After punching me several times, he then flipped me back on my stomach and began choking me.
I lost consciousness again.
Former Dodgers pitcher Trevor Bowery speaking out after settling a lawsuit with a woman who accused him of sexual assault, claiming that he has evidence his accuser set him up and was trying to take his money.
The highest paid player in all of baseball, Marla.
Bauer says text messages and videos confirm Hill was attempting to extort money from him.
Need daddy to choke me out, she said, being an absolute whore to try to get in on his $51 million.
During those legal proceedings, critical information was deliberately and unlawfully concealed from me and my legal team.
Information like this video, which was taken by Lindsay Hill herself the morning after she claimed she was brutally attacked, emotionally traumatized, and desperate to get away from me.
And now we have the metadata, so there can be no dispute.
It was taken mere minutes before she left my house on the morning of May 16th, 2021.
Without my knowledge or consent, of course.
Bauer, today's attorney, said the two had settled their lawsuits.
The woman will reportedly get no money from the player, but she will get an insurance payout.
Ballard was suspended by baseball from baseball for 324 games after the allegations first came to light This man lost his career He lost hundreds of millions of dollars because a woman lied.
He has proof she lied.
It took him years to clear his name.
Cost him millions in legal fees.
The time he has lost, he cannot get back.
The stress he's endured cannot be...
He cannot be repaid for that stress he's gone through.
And he can't get a job in the MLB anymore.
He's had to go to play in Japan. And what's her punishment?
What's the consequence for her? Absolutely zero.
My brother and I, going through the case we're going through, the women, very similar to the current, just like the story we just saw here, our current case, we have conversations between the women planning it.
We're going to get Oscars for how we lie.
The police know they lie.
The police knew they lied.
Everyone knows they lied. They talked about lying.
It's clear. But they're not interested.
It is a matrix attack.
If you're a man of influence and they get a chance to destroy you, they're going to do it.
Even, I'll tell you something that's very interesting.
Any woman who's accused me of anything, Which is very few.
Has asked for a bunch of money first.
They don't want it criminal. They don't want to go to the police.
They want money. Isn't that interesting?
Everyone with a brain here understands if you're a normal person, if you're a normal man, and you work hard to get successful, any woman from your past who is upset that you're now richer than you were when you were with her can make up a story and try and take all your money.
Why nobody wants to talk about this or do anything about it is a whole other rabbit hole we have to explore.
Is it to keep men completely and utterly cocked?
Is it to keep us afraid? Is it to keep us fearful of the law?
Is it so they have something hanging over every single man on the planet?
Because what they've done to me and what they've done to him, they could also do to you.
It's hanging over all of our heads and they just wait for you to get big enough for them to press the button, to pull the trigger to assassinate you.
Please understand, your freedom to have an opinion and say certain things is explicitly linked to your irrelevance.
If you're at home and you say, well, I say the same things as Tate, and they haven't matrix-attacked me, it's because nobody listens to you.
Because you're not important.
Yet. If you're irrelevant, you can talk.
But when you get big enough, they pull the trigger.
For example, with me, even Russell, recently, they're saying all this stuff happened 15 years ago.
Why didn't they mention it until you talked about vaccines?
Why was it when he got big enough to mention vaccines and had millions of viewers did they then pull the liver?
Press the button. So they have this hanging over every single man on earth.
They know they do. It's extremely reputational damaging, which is why they use it.
They can't accuse you of speeding.
Nobody cares. They have to accuse you of a heinous sexual crime.
It's hanging over everybody's head.
It's garbage. And they just wait for you to get too big.
And have too much influence on the narrative they're trying to control and they press the button.
And that's why it's extremely important all of us men speak up and make it clear that we don't believe this garbage anymore.
We have to make it clear to them that their weapon doesn't work or they'll continue to use their weapon.
So it's a very interesting story.
You can look more into it. But I didn't actually know much about this until about three days ago.
And when I watched the story, I said, that's exactly what this happened to me.
The girls admitted lying.
The girls admitted wanting money.
We have the conversations of her admitting that she's going to lie to the police.
But they don't care. We're just out to get this guy regardless.
And the girls who are trying to talk to me or these girls who are involved in all this shit just want money.
Because they're broke. And they're bitter.
And they're not as pretty as they used to be.
That's what happens when you get old.
That's life. So yeah.
Very interesting story.
I recommend you look into it.
It's actually quite heartbreaking.
If you want to be serious about it, it's actually quite heartbreaking because they don't care about men.
We talked about this on my last show.
I think I have a clip here from my last show, which I'm going to play.
Why do you think they're trying to neuter men so heavily?
What do you think is the goal of destroying traditional masculinity?
What do you think is their end game?
Because a man will stand up against an unfair rule immediately.
It's like when they took the Jews to the concentration camps and they stood and they got them all out the trains and they said, stand there.
And they made them stand and then they went, turn right.
And they left them to turn right for 10 minutes.
And they waited to find the dissenters, the people that refused to obey, the people that refused to go quietly into that night, the people that refused to be murdered.
And they stood and they got them all out the trains and they said, stand there.
And they made them stand and then they went, turn right.
And they left them to turn right for 10 minutes.
And they waited to find the dissenters, the people that refused to obey, the people that refused to go quietly into that night, the people that refused to be murdered by a tyrannical, evil regime.
And they killed them first.
And what you do is you kill men first, you leave room for...
I don't want to attack women in that way.
I think women and men work really well together.
But I think that it is...
Women can't resist oppression.
I'll say it.
Well, I have some really strong girlfriends who are, you know, they're strong, but they also, they're strong because they have men with them.
The matrix.
The matrix muted my mic.
So... That is a gentleman named Lawrence Fox, who I had a first conversation with ever, live on air last week.
He was cancelled for pointing out the pertinently obvious, that men are not attracted to women who hate men, who are bitter feminists.
That's not attractive to a man.
He pointed out the obvious. And he was fired from his job from it and suffered a mass cancellation.
Why? Because...
We're not allowed standards in society anymore.
If I sit here and say I'm a heterosexual male and I do not find overweight women attractive, instead of saying he has allowed his own opinions, he has allowed his own standards, he's allowed to decide what he finds attractive and what he doesn't, they will say I am body shaming, misogynistic, evil, heartless person. I should go to jail because I'm not obsessed with fatties.
I should be walking around dunking donuts with a hard-on.
Anything less makes me a bad person.
That's what they've decided inside of their insanity.
You're not even allowed standards as a man.
So when you as a man stand up and say, I don't like women who are bitter and hate-filled, ignorant and incorrect permanently, fourth-wave feminists, I wouldn't go anywhere near them because they're out to destroy my life 100%.
They fired him for pointing out the absolute obvious.
So we had a conversation about it.
And during that conversation, we discussed the broader issue, which is the fact they hate men as a whole.
And about two days, maybe three, after our conversation, he got visited by the police.
Isn't it funny how the matrix works?
It seems you get canceled, you get arrested.
You get canceled, you get arrested.
Here's a video from his house where he's pointing out all the police officers raided his house just like they raided mine.
They bust in 6 o'clock in the morning to start forensically searching for everything.
Why do you get canceled and arrested so quickly?
Why do they go in perfect sync?
Strange that, isn't it? Remember when I first moved to Rumble?
I said they canceled me.
They fired their bullet. Unfazed!
I said those words.
And then I started talking on all my podcasts about the three lives.
First they cancel you.
Then they try and put you in jail for something you did not do.
Then they tried to kill you. I talked about all of this.
I saw the future.
I'm ultimately perspicacious.
I'm a genius. I knew all this shit.
And I was saying this when no one else truly understood it.
Now you at home know I'm always correct.
I was saying this stuff and they're like, yeah, yeah.
Look, when have I been wrong?
Cancellation, jail. Cancellation, jail.
Russell Brand just launched charges against him.
Cancellation, legal trouble.
They work hand in hand.
It is the matrix. The matrix is real.
The matrix exists to keep us all enslaved.
And your ability to speak...
Your capability to have an opinion which is counter to the narrative is directly correlated to your irrelevance.
You're only allowed to have an opinion which they don't like if nobody listens to you.
If people listen to you, you must toe the line.
You must sell your soul.
I don't know how to make this clear to you people at home.
Every single one of you men watching this should be afraid.
You should be scared to go to sleep at night.
Because what is coming next is complete totalitarianism.
Complete slavery.
Little by little, they're restricting the information.
They're going to restrict the money. They're going to restrict your movement to save the world.
Climate. You people are going to be stuck in your house with no ability to fucking speak.
And you're sitting around now thinking it's all a joke.
The Matrix is going to come and destroy you.
Didn't COVID teach you a thing?
It was all made up for years.
They made it all up for years and years.
They just fucking made it up.
And you're sitting there going, oh, it'll be okay.
It's not going to be okay.
And to win the war, you have to win every little battle, which means when they come out with these bullshit sexual assault garbage, which you're doing against me and every other man on earth with testosterone, you have to throw it out the window.
And the eunuchs, the cucks, the eunuch cucked men who join that side, who are appeasing the monster trying to survive, will end up being eaten in the end anyway.
You can't survive this as a man.
The only chance we have is to unite and try and get some rights back, to be treated fairly under the law.
I don't know, with something as basic as presumption of innocence?
Isn't that the baseline of democracy?
The Matrix is trying very hard now, very hard now to censor information, stop people speaking, and destroy anybody who's inspiring resistance.
And I am one of them. Three lives.
I have one life fucking left.
One. I would never kill myself.
Remember that. Let's do the Super Chats quickly before I talk about the next subject.
Hi, Tates. What would you do if your life plan has failed?
I'm 19. Bro, your life plan can't fail at 19.
You're an idiot. You're 19.
You're a dummy. And I'll tell you why you're a dummy.
Because when I was 19, I was a dummy.
And I'm the smartest person on the planet.
And when you're 36 years old, you will be a fraction of my capability.
A fraction of my financial achievement.
A fraction of my influence.
You will grow into a person which is probably insignificant compared to me.
I will go down in history. You're a nobody.
So don't fucking sit there and talk about 19.
Your life's failed. Your life hasn't even started.
You're a dumbass. Shut up.
Next question. I'm 19 in the real world.
I'm going to land my first client.
I can feel it. You've changed my life, G. Thank you so much.
We're going to talk about the real world on university.com because we're going to talk about why my plan to attack the matrix and how we have to attack the educational systems.
We're going to talk about all that coming up.
Congratulations. You're in the right place at the right time.
Can you do me a favor? Can you put the air conditioning on?
There's someone else in the room. Aikido.
Thank you. Oh, we've got monthly supporters.
That's nice. Oh, we have another one here.
Brian Banks. Look at what happened to Brian Banks.
I mean, surely Brian Banks is not some guy who was going through life, had some girlfriends, got successful in football, and then some girl made up some bullshit and just ruined his life.
I mean, surely that can't be the case.
Surely it's not that, because if that was happening, men would be outraged, right?
Life was ruined by a made-up story.
This is Brian Banks, a former standout linebacker for Poly High School, a USC commit, and a teammate of Deshaun Jackson and Mercedes Lewis.
In 2002, at the age of 16, Brian was accused of a gruesome act of sexual assault by classmate Juanita Gibson.
Following the accusations, Brian was expelled from school, arrested, and placed in a juvie.
At the start of the trial, he was facing 41 years to life in prison, but accepted a plea bargain that included 6 years in prison and 5 years on probation, all for a crime he didn't commit.
Following the case, Gibson and her mother even sued the school and won a $1.5 million settlement, claiming it wasn't a safe environment.
But in March of 2011, Gibson and Banks met up in person, and Banks secretly recorded her admitting that she made the entire story up.
Even with literal proof that she made it up and ruined his life, Gibson refused to tell prosecutors that she had lied.
Then, in 2012, Banks was exonerated from all his crimes, and the school even sued Gibson back, this time winning a $2.6 million settlement.
Banks finally made it to the NFL with his teammates in 2013 signing with the Falcons, but was unfortunately cut after the season.
An absolutely unbelievable story.
Go download our app. Am I crazy that this stuff enrages me?
Everyone else thinks it's kind of like stupid or funny.
This really upsets me.
And I think it's because I have a strong propensity for justice.
That's why. Because when you're a man of honor, you believe in justice.
If you're a man of strength, you believe in justice.
Why does Batman fight justice?
I hate seeing injustice.
I don't like seeing unfair things happen to men or to women.
I like the idea of justice within the universe.
When I see such injustice, it angers me.
What happened to him could happen to you.
It's just happened to me.
It could happen to you at home.
What are you going to do about it?
Are you going to start making it clear that you don't believe this garbage to the point where it loses its teeth as a weapon?
Because if you don't, if you're just going to sit around like a jackass, it's a countdown until they fucking wreck you.
Unless you stay monumentally insignificant until the day you die.
If you stay a complete nobody, you might survive.
Is that your plan? To hide like a cockroach under a rock?
Well, I won't have an opinion because if they see I have an opinion, they'll attack me with the weapon.
So I'm just going to...
Ant-Man!
Version 2! Probably.
Bunch of fucking losers. Next super chat.
I'm 26. Stuck with 50k in debt.
Should I pay these off before doing business ventures?
I can barely make the payments.
People... When I read...
The words of normies and brokies.
You're so...
It's so asinine and immature because even the question is framed in a way which shows me you are a fucking idiot.
I'm 50k in debt.
Should I pay the off before I do business ventures?
What business ventures?
If the business ventures are going to make you a lot of money, then no, you shouldn't pay it off first.
If you're going to lose a bunch of money, then you probably shouldn't do them at all.
What business ventures?
How much does it take to invest and to get started?
What are you even talking about?
How can I answer this question professionally?
You can join the real world for $50, which is probably less than you spent on cigarettes yesterday, and you can start making money to pay off your debt.
And I've talked about this at length.
I've talked about the way, the only way we're going to be able to win this war is to make sure that we have people with opinions, and those people are only going to have opinions if they're not afraid of losing their paycheck, which means they have to make money outside of the matrix, which is why I teach men how to make money outside the matrix so you can stand up and have an opinion.
Because if you have an opinion inside the matrix, they will wreck you.
You will lose your paycheck. I've explained this a fucking thousand times.
200,000 people are making money right now.
You're sitting around as a brokey asking me about your business ventures.
What business? You probably even got an idea.
I bet I sat with this guy and said, tell me your business idea.
I don't really know, but you know, my uncle, he rents boats.
So I was thinking maybe, bruv, you're an idiot.
What are you talking about?
Join the real world and start making some money.
Stop talking shit.
You know what? My father said something which is completely true.
Action is all that remains when you run out of excuses.
There's nothing left. I don't use excuses and I've talked about on podcasts why I don't like excuses because I believe it prevents me being ultimately self-accountable and it's ultimate self-accountability that makes me a feared opponent in all realms of human endeavor because it makes me as competitive as possible and we live in a hyper-competitive world.
When you run out of excuses that people will believe, you have no choice but to take action.
And that's why I created the things I've created.
Because there's no excuse. It's $50.
You can join. We'll teach you how to make money.
You'll make money in your first week.
You can sign up online using a credit card or crypto from any country on earth.
And you can use your phone or your laptop to make money.
What possible excuse could you have to not begin to make money with that?
I don't have time.
Yes, you do.
Don't fucking lie. You have time.
You're busy jerking off the Pornhub.
You're just a loser. You're one of life's losers.
Stay a loser. That's fine.
There can't be winners without losers.
I have no problem with a huge percentage of you staying losers.
It doesn't affect me when I'm driving my Bugatti around.
I don't care.
But if you're a winner, you know what to do, so go do it.
Action is all that remains when you run out of excuses.
Join the real world. $20.
Absolutely. Thank you, sir.
Next. We've got any other Super Chats here?
I'm only going to answer Super Chats above $50 from now on because I have too many.
I'll do one more. A Dutch politician called Thierry Baudet defended you when you were in prison.
Yes. I think I did actually speak to him when I got out of prison, and I do super appreciate that.
And he understood. I think he's also been saying a lot of other very intelligent things about other subjects.
He understands the matrix attack when he sees one.
I think the whole world does now.
We all know what a matrix attack is.
I've just explained how it's hanging over every single one of our heads to just wait and push the button on any of you.
So we have to do something about it.
And we're going to talk about what I believe is the plan to prevent it.
In fact, I saw something in Canada that Canada, bro.
Imagine being from Canada.
Imagine saying, I'm a man.
From where? From Canada.
What? That doesn't go together.
What are we talking about? Wait, you're a man?
From Canada? Nah.
Can't be. No, no, I'm a man.
Nah, you're not, bruv. Of course you're not.
There's no men in Canada. Fucking joke ting.
Right. Let me see this ridiculousness I found in Canada.
Where was it? Up here somewhere.
Canada's gone full dystopian, has basically just destroyed the idea of news.
There's no news anymore in Canada.
They've censored everything, even the internet, podcasts, everything.
Download this. Save as.
Canada sucks.
Let me save as Canada sucks.
One second. Done.
I could find it easily.
Just type Canada sucks in.
Alright, cool. That doesn't fit.
Does it fit like this? Bit Mr.
Producing? No.
What about like this? Doesn't want to fit on the screen very nicely.
Don't know why. Here we go.
Kinda. A little bit fits.
And it has two top G's.
That's just how it works. So, DoubleTopG is going to tell you right here.
This is somebody trying to go on the Globe and Mail's Instagram.
And it says, and you probably won't see at the bottom, but it says, people at Canada can't see this content.
You can't see because I have my rolling banner.
But I'll tweet this out.
I'll retweet it and you can check it out.
But people in Canada now can't see the news anymore.
Are they trying to stop you from seeing the news because they want to make sure that you're not misinformed and tell you the truth?
How did Canada act during COVID? Were they dystopian and disgusting?
Did they step all over everyone's rights?
I don't know. I'm just asking. Let's talk about this.
Let's have a thought experiment. Shall we?
Now you're not allowed information anymore because they want to keep you inside the slave mind, which I tell you to resist.
Why is that? Is it for your own good?
What are you going to do about it? There's no men in Canada, so fucking nothing.
Sit around. Being eunuchs in the cold.
Maple syrup. Lame.
Bruv, I don't know how else to say this to you people at home.
These are the last years of freedom.
Our children are never going to experience what we experienced.
We're going to have electric cars, which will be zone controlled, which will turn off if you go into the wrong zone, or turn off on certain days of the week, or can be turned off whenever the government decides they don't want you to travel or move because of COVID. We're going to have money, which they control completely and absolutely, CBDCs, which they can freeze at any moment, or only allow you to spend it on certain things, or only allow you to spend it in certain areas, or only allow you to have it for a certain amount of time.
This is the beginning of the absolute end.
We're entering complete tyranny and slavery.
Nobody seems to give a shit. The few people who care are here, like myself, like a few other big names, trying to scream to you people what's coming, and you're all just sitting there going, yeah, but I don't have time to make money on the internet.
I'm just going to play video games.
You're just walking into slavery, just waiting to die.
It's unbelievable. Losers.
So Canada's fucked.
Fucked and cold. There you go.
Canada. Let me think.
Let me just do a quick self-analysis.
Let me defrag my brain and work out what the chance of me ever going to Canada in my life was before COVID. Probably around 9%.
Because I don't really want to go.
What, shit called America?
Nah, lame. Then after COVID, it went down to a flat zero.
And now that they're fucking locking people up for nothing, for having an opinion, and you can't see the news, I think we'll put it at a negative 10,000.
I'll die without ever seeing a moose.
Oh well. Not going to Canada.
Don't want to go. Don't give a shit.
So how do we fight this?
What's the cure?
Well, the cure is multifaceted like most things in life.
There's no simple solution. We need people to stand up and we need people to tell the truth.
But to do that, you need to be brave and to have a strong mind, you need to have a strong body.
And you have to make sure you don't get wrecked and canceled, which means you need to be able to make money outside of the matrix.
I've described these things before. You need a strong brotherhood.
Described this before. I talked about how it's only going to be a brotherhood to resist tyranny.
And what we're trying to do is create a nice, safe society where our children can grow up happy and relatively free.
I don't want the purge.
And also, another thing I want to make clear, when people glamorize civil war, glamorize revolutions, I don't think that's a good idea.
I don't like the idea of protests.
I don't like the idea of revolutions.
I don't like the idea of civil war.
It's all cool to talk about until the streets are actually chaos, and then you'll be stuck in your home praying for peace.
People naturally gravitate towards peace, and people who have experienced genuine violence like I have, we love peace.
I want peace. But I don't want to be lied to.
I want to be able to sit here and say that is a lie.
And I want to be able to say it without going to jail or being deleted.
I want to be able to say, no, you have to tell me the truth because I'm not stupid.
And if they have to start telling me the truth, that will affect and have a ripple effect across everything else.
So where do the lies of society first begin?
This is a question for the audience at home.
I'm going to play a video, and you're going to sit and think.
I'm going to play the Mr. Producer theme tune again.
And you're going to sit and think, where do you first, where does the Matrix first begin to indoctrinate you and tell you lies?
And I'm going to read the chat in 25 seconds from now.
I'm going to read the chat in 25 seconds from now.
Correct.
Most of you got it absolutely right.
The first time you begin your indoctrination for the matrix is inside the educational system.
Someone very smart to me told me, Andrew, they're going to kill you.
And I said, I know. And he said, because you can't be bigger than certain systems.
You can't be bigger than a judicial system.
No one's allowed. You're not allowed to be bigger than an educational system.
If you start teaching people that there's a better way than the educational system, they will get rid of you because it is a racket and it makes a whole bunch of money and they don't want you telling the truth about it.
You have to shut up.
And I said, hmm, interesting.
Then I decided I'm unafraid, unfazed.
Kill me. I'd never kill myself.
Come kill me. So I'm going to sit here and tell what I believe to be true because that makes me feel good inside of my heart and I trust in God.
And if I die, I die. So they lie to you in school.
School is not designed to help you escape the matrix.
If that was the case, the matrix would break down.
School is designed to prepare your mind for slavery within the matrix.
Most of you intrinsically understand this.
Very simple thought experiment.
It's three in the morning. You're in a gas station.
You're in your car. You're in your Toyota because you're a brokey.
You're sitting there filling up with gas.
You see a Lamborghini pull up.
And a guy gets out.
Three in the morning on a Tuesday.
And you look at him in his Lambo.
And you look at all of his money. Do you think, wow, he must have got a really good degree?
Or do you think, drug dealer, criminal, gangster...
You intrinsically look to crime, not because you think he's a criminal, but because you understand that if you stay within the rules of the matrix, if you stay within the parameters of society, you cannot achieve extraordinary things.
You know intrinsically he's broken some rule to get where he is.
So you assume crime.
Now, he's probably not a criminal.
In fact, in my experience, and trust me, I grew up in a very rough area, a lot of criminals do not have a fraction of the money you think they do.
But you intrinsically understand following the path of school, college, university, degree, job, debt, mortgage is never going to get you that car.
So you know he had to do something else.
So you already know intrinsically in your heart it's bullshit.
And as the internet has taken hold of Earth, it's actually a miracle to me that anybody goes to university at all.
If it was in 1975 and I wanted to learn about...
Fuck knows, bro. Dolphins.
I'd have to go to university and learn about dolphins.
Hey! Hi!
Hi, what's your name? My name's Andrew, and I have a really keen interest in dolphins.
All right, weirdo. Sit down over here.
So here's how a dolphin dick works.
People are weird, bro. So anyway, you had to go to school to learn about dolphins.
Cool. But now if you want to look at a dolphin's dick, just Google it.
Like, what do you need to go to uni for?
Information's at your fingertips.
I know you're too busy jerking off on Pornhub to realize.
You can find out anything you fucking want in seconds almost.
Right? So the whole idea, a lot of these degrees and things you used to learn are insane.
I'm going to make a really side point here.
I'm actually kind of glad that there's so many nerds in the world because some of the stuff that they do is actually important.
So I'm going to make a caveat here.
Like, I can't explain to you How much money you would have to pay me for me to go count fish?
Hey, Andrew, do you want to be a marine biologist?
Oh, that sounds cool. What do we do?
Well, we go out on a boat and then we go out to the ocean and then what we do is we count how many fish there are and we compare it to the last time we counted fish and then we see if there's more fish or less fish.
Okay. And how much do I get paid to count fish?
Oh, no, no! You don't get paid very much.
You have to go to university for five years and get in debt, and then if you're lucky, you get a job as a marine biologist, and then you get to pay off debt for the rest of your life and stay a brokie and count the fish!
No, I didn't... I don't want to do that.
But I'm glad someone is out of their mind and finds that attractive and appealing.
Because if no one counted the fish, I guess all the fish would die.
And maybe I'm sentimental, but I like the idea of the ocean having some fish in it.
I wouldn't want a fish-less ocean.
Where's all the fish? No one counted them.
Now it's zero. So someone has to count the fish.
I'm smart enough to understand someone has to count the fish.
I just don't understand why you would want to do that.
Why don't you just want to get rich as fuck instead?
Andrew, what do you want to do? I want to get really rich and really strong and grow loads of muscle and buy loads of fast cars and a jet.
What do you want to do? I want to be a marine biologist.
I want to study the reproduction habits of sea urchins.
I can Google right now, how do sea urchins get pussy?
And there's an answer.
Somebody knows.
Somebody knows. The sea urchins waking up, looking for girls.
Someone studied this.
Who studied this?
I'm glad someone did.
And I'm glad it's not me.
So it's actually a fucking miracle that anyone does any of this shit for the meager compensation they receive monetarily.
It's truly remarkable, so I'm glad.
But if you're like me, and when someone comes to you and goes, do you want to count fish?
You're like, fuck no. Do you count fucking fish?
No, bruv. No.
It's the same with all this shit.
We need geologists.
Hey, Andrew! What?
Do you want to go look at the dirt?
No. Yeah, but don't you understand?
The dirt was different. In 25 years ago, the dirt was different.
And a thousand years ago, the dirt was different.
And if we dig a big hole, we can compare the dirt!
What?
Wha- How much do I get paid for this?
Oh no, you don't get paid!
You go to university, and you give them lots of money, and you get in debt!
And if you're lucky, you get an internship!
And then you get to go on a hike, you get to walk for four days with a yellow hard hat on, to the middle of nowhere, and dig a hole, and look at the dirt!
Brav! Billions!
I'm like, bro, how much money you got?
Wait, this is going to take how much of my life?
I want $10 billion.
Top G. The G stands for geologist.
Must be out of your fucking mind, bro.
No interest.
At all. But that's what university is for.
It's for people who are just a different mindset to me.
And I'm not insulting them. I'm glad they exist.
But it ain't me. And it was previously for people who needed to know shit.
You know what the worst degrees are?
We always make fun of liberal arts degrees and all these stupid pointless degrees, which a bunch of people do.
But they're not actually all that useless.
Because let's say you do a liberal arts degree from the right university.
If you go to the right company, some leftist insanity company, you'll get a job.
Even though you have a bullshit degree.
If you've gone to the right uni and you go to the right stupid company, you can still get a job.
I've always been amazed by language degrees.
Imagine you're American. No, even worse.
Imagine you're Canadian. Lame.
You wake up. You're Western, right?
You wake up. You go to college, blah, blah, blah.
You go to uni, you get accepted.
Lucky you. I've never understood that either, the acceptance thing.
They accepted me!
What'd they accept you for?
For my classes! They accepted to take your money?
Is that what they accepted you for? I got accepted at McDonald's when I gave them $7 for a Happy Meal.
They accepted my money too. What's the point?
No, you don't understand. I tried really hard and I did all the tests and now they'll let me give them money!
Bruv, are you dumb?
Like, I don't understand how anyone falls for this shit.
It wasn't about your fucking mind.
If I got accepted, pay me.
Andrew, we've accepted you into Cambridge.
Safe. How much do I get paid?
Oh, you want me to pay you?
Well, I don't accept.
Dumb. So people get accepted.
Now, what are you studying?
German. I'm majoring in German.
Bro, why would you be a 24-year-old full-grown adult in America majoring in German when every 13-year-old in Germany speaks perfect English and perfect German that they learned from cartoons and TikTok?
You think of an international company wants someone who speaks German and English.
They can't go to Germany and just get someone.
They all speak English.
I've been to Germany.
I've been through all the Nordics, through all of Europe.
I've been to 92 countries. I don't think I've ever met anyone.
I've lived in Romania eight years.
I don't speak Romanian. I speak perfect English to everyone, and they speak perfect English back.
Why the fuck are you majoring in German?
Someone make this make sense to me.
I want a tangent here.
This is what the show was about, but it doesn't make any sense.
I've got my degree in German!
Why do you say yay in German?
Ja! Now what?
Now what are you going to do?
Great. Go to Germany and speak English?
Dummy! Dumb, bruv.
And a lot of people know this shit's stupid.
But then they sit there and go, yeah, well, if I don't go to uni, what else am I supposed to do?
Hmm, I don't know. Maybe make a bunch of money.
Maybe become a kickboxing world champion.
Maybe train hard and become strong.
Maybe learn things that actually matter.
I don't know. Maybe. I mean, maybe time is the most valuable thing any of us have.
Maybe money isn't even as valuable as our time.
And the money you're going to spend on this bullshit and put yourself in debt isn't even as detrimental as the years you're going to waste.
Maybe. I don't know.
Maybe. Never crossed your mind that wasting five years of your prime years as a human, your most energetic years as an individual, you're going to waste studying German for what?
To learn what? How do you say banana in German?
Who knows? Who cares?
I don't care. But to prove my point, I'm going to tell you.
I haven't been to uni. I haven't majored in German.
Google Translate.
Boom. Let me show you. In the olden days, you'd have to go to uni for this.
Now we have the internet.
Banana. Banana in Swedish is banan.
It was already set to Swedish.
Don't know why. We'll choose German.
Banan! That's how you say it.
You went to uni for that?
Instead of B-A-N-A-N-A, it's B-A-N-A-N-E. They've changed one letter.
You went to uni and spent how much money?
Hundreds of thousands of dollars to learn banana.
Bruv. Joke ting.
And you wonder why you're fucking broke.
You must be stupid.
You may as well go count fish.
How do you say fish in German?
If it's the same, I swear to God.
Fish is fish.
I know German already!
Fish! Instead of F-I-S-H, it's F-I-S-C-H. It's Fish!
This is the biggest scam!
Everyone's been scammed since the beginning.
I've worked it all out.
It's a fucking lie and a scam.
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
Jesus. Is anything in this world real anymore?
Everything on the news is a fucking lie.
German's a lie. Canada's a lie.
It's all a lie.
Had enough. Let me play this video from this guy.
I don't know who he is. Sandy University is a scam.
Let's listen to him, see if he's smart or not.
We're going to listen to this guy and I'm going to smoke a cigar.
Oh, it's not one guy. It's people.
Let's see what these people have to say.
It's unbelievable that my last and biggest project at uni probably won't be marked.
That's Ollie. He's just spent six months writing his 10,000-word dissertation at Edinburgh Uni.
But because of a marking boycott, he worries it might never be read.
Although his university has said that won't happen.
It just feels like a huge slap in the face to students who have spent months and months putting in the time and the work.
So what's going on? Members of the University College Union are refusing to mark students' work at 145 unis in the UK. They're on strike over pay and working conditions, which they say will continue until they get a better offer from university bosses.
But so far, unis aren't budging.
Instead, they're considering changing marking guidelines or basing final grades on previously submitted work.
If I got my final degree outcome, if it didn't include a really large part of my uni work, it just wouldn't feel like it was a reflection of what I've done.
Staff have also raised concerns, saying management's response poses a serious threat to the integrity of students' degrees.
However, Uni of Edinburgh has dismissed these claims, saying temporary variations are in place, but says all student work, including dissertations, will be marked.
I don't think that people are blaming those who are on strike.
I think the anger really is at senior university management.
So my man went to uni, wasted all his time, wasted all that money, all the things we just talked about.
Then he said, my dissertation, my final assignment was 10,000 words, took me six months.
How can it take six months to write 10,000 words?
I do that in an hour. Goes to show how inefficient university he is.
We'll talk about the inefficiency of this shortly.
But he wrote this bullshit.
And now they won't mark it because there's a strike.
The teachers are on strike. They won't mark it.
He wrote Fish.
He wrote Banan. But nobody will tell him it's right.
It's right, G. I'll tell you.
You got it right. You got an A! Off to Berlin.
Bro, we live in a clown world.
None of this can be real.
All of this must just be made up.
We must be in a simulation.
I went to university and I wrote 10,000 words.
Now no one will read it.
No one wants to read your boring shit, gee.
Of course, bruv. No one cares.
Fish, banana. No one cares.
Count the fish. Nobody gives a shit.
Why did you go?
I didn't go to uni. I'm rich.
I got hundreds of millions of dollars.
Hundreds of millions.
Didn't go uni ever.
See what this lady has to say for herself. It's a scam.
This becomes so normalized that we don't even realize it's a scam anymore Okay, hear me out on this one because I'm passionate you get to university you pay 9,000 pounds a year You're given an assignment you give in dissertations You're going to essays to write but you're not told how to read literature how to write critically how to read critically how to Harvard Reference how to write an APA how to do any of these academic writing skills But oh, you're meant to provide this 2,000 word assignment in the next three weeks without giving any skills you just taught some theory by a lecture standing in the front
Pressing some buttons and reading off the slides and you're paying 9,000 pounds a year for that and your whole university Degree is dictated by whether or not you are able to write academically yet we're not taught how to write academically.
Ever. I've been to five universities within London, five top universities, and not one person, not one lecturer, not one of those universities has ever sat me down and said to me, this is how you Harvard reference, this is how you read critically, and this is the problem with universities today.
So this young lady has come to the very perspicacious conclusion that uni is a scam and they don't teach you anything important or relevant, that it's outdated, it's stupid, and it cost a bunch of money, they don't teach you anything interesting.
you Well, I have a slide that counters that.
There's no way you'd work that out without going to uni.
Thank you.
You need a German major to crack that code.
The Enigma code.
Bro, of all that crap about the Enigma code.
This is how the fucking Germans talk.
No wonder they worked it out. Jesus.
Why can't I move my camera back now?
Who knows? Interesting.
We're now in an interesting pickle.
Well, the Matrix has attacked me, and I can no longer remove this slide from the screen.
I can't explain to you why.
This is not a joke. This is not a drill.
I cannot remove the fish slide from the screen.
I don't know if it's the Germans.
I don't know if it's the Unis.
I don't know if it's the Matrix.
I don't know what's going on, but we are stuck with fish and fish on the screen now.
I can't seem to make it go away.
What do we do? This is a fish attack.
We've been attacked by the marine biologist.
I can split the screen.
I can split the screen to make it smaller here, but it must remain.
Don't know why. We have to live in a simulation.
We're living in a clown world.
Nothing makes sense.
Now we have the fish with us.
We're now marine biologists.
Let's count the fish.
My technical guys are scuttering around trying to rectify the situation.
Ah, they fixed it.
Well done. We beat the matrix this time.
But I recommend none of us go out to ocean.
Don't go out on a boat. Don't go anywhere near the ocean for a good few months.
Let the fish forget. Otherwise, they'll be vengeful and they'll attack like piranhas.
Oh, look, a goldfish.
Bite your balls off. Little tiny balls.
Pussies. Right.
We have someone else complaining that university is a scam.
Funny how easy this was to find.
I literally typed into Google, is university worth it?
And these are the videos that came up.
Everybody knows it's not worth it.
But now that won't move.
Hmm. The Matrix is upping its attack now.
Oh, wait, wait. I got it. They're trying to attack me.
That's why college is a scam.
These degrees, right, there's only a few classes required towards your degree that will actually help you in the path that you're pursuing.
But they make you take math, science, history, all these bullshit classes because what does it do?
It makes you pay for more classes so it brings the college more money.
If you know that you don't want to be a science major or a math major and you have no future in those fields, you should never have to take those fucking classes.
It does not make sense.
I think I proved my point.
And before you come to kill me, Matrix, all I've done is play other people's opinions.
Kill them. It's not my fault everyone's worked out your fucking racket.
So people say this to me, and I say, well, why do you go to uni?
And they go, well, what else am I supposed to do?
I have no agency and no independent thought, and I finished school, and I couldn't think of anything else to do, so my parents wanted me to go, and I went.
I wasted five years of my life.
Why am I broke?
You'd be better off spending those five years just doing push-ups in your room.
Genuinely. Better for your life.
You'd become strong enough for your mind to become strong.
And when you have a strong mind, you cannot fail in this world because most people have weak minds and it's actually extremely easy.
It's actually extremely easy to win.
I have one life and was it hard?
Yeah. Did I work hard? Yeah.
Was it impossibly hard?
No. Why? Because all you people aren't even playing.
It's a chess game. I'm looking at the board and most of you are blindfolded, eating ice cream with your finger up your butt.
And you wonder why you're losing. Your finger's up your butt.
So I just beat you checkmate Brough so What's the alternative? Well, I decided because it is stage one of the indoctrination, because the beginning of the indoctrination is the educational system, and because it's destroying everybody's lives, and the goal of it is to put you in debt so you're dependent on a job, so that when you go to your job, you can't risk losing your paycheck, which means you're not allowed in opinion, which means you have to sit there and be quiet and accept the slave mind.
We need to teach people how to make money outside of the matrix, which is why I had the real world.
And then people said you need a qualification.
How do I get a qualification to get a job?
And I decided nobody even respects degrees anymore.
I'm going to launch my own university!
That was my plan!
It's been my plan for a long time.
The Matrix attacked me.
They put me in jail. Came at me.
Busted in my door multiple times.
Taikido. The legal system.
The police. The media.
BBC sits down. Lucy Williams.
Shut up! You're wrong! Bam!
Some other idiot wants money.
Some other imaginary girl.
Making up people. Imaginary Sophie.
Imaginary this. Destroying them all in real time.
At the same time, they're deleting all my accounts, taking all my money, stole my cars, froze all my bank accounts.
Doesn't matter. Keep building the new university.
Destroy them. Blistering hand speed.
That's what happened.
Pay attention and watch this.
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed faculty, proud parents, and most importantly, the incredible graduates of The Matrix University, I stand before you today with immense pride and honor to deliver this commencement speech.
I give my heartfelt congratulations to the new class of slaves.
Instilling your minds with insidious propaganda and providing you with very little information of actual value.
You will now be able to apply your skills to the workplace to earn menial pay at a corporation which will own you for the rest of your life.
You will sacrifice your sanity for this meager paycheck as various HR and company ethics departments further damage your rationale and dilute the truth.
You will sell your soul and you will give up on all that you believe in.
And we will give you a paycheck.
As a bonus to your slavery, we have gifted you a lifetime of student debt, a crucial step in ensuring you are too desperate for money to ever hold a controversial opinion.
You will do as we say, and you will think what we want you to think.
In return, you will earn just enough to survive.
You probably noticed that in all of your years of university, we've not taught you once how to make money.
This is important because money would allow you to be free.
We don't want you to be free.
And you've worked very hard for this slavery.
We've worked very hard to bankrupt you and brainwash you.
And none of that would be possible without this degree.
So, congratulations!
It doesn't take four years of brainwashing and hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt to learn how to make money.
In fact, that's probably the worst thing you could do.
Because you're wasting something which is monumentally more important than money.
You're wasting everybody's time.
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When I said I was launching my own university, my team said to me, what domain do you want?
I said, university.com.
Duh, it's university. Were you stupid?
Why are you asking me stupid questions?
Well, university.com, that probably costs like $8 million.
So? Why are you coming at me with chump change problems?
Fix the fucking problem, G. To fucking buy the fucking domain I want.
That's probably laying on the couch somewhere.
Changing the couch. Get the university.com.
8 million. Imagine thinking 8 million is money.
I can only teach you what I know.
I can't teach you things I don't know.
I can only teach you how to become extremely strong and extremely rich.
Make money outside the matrix.
You can have an opinion. I can only teach you how to be tall and sexy like me.
I cannot teach you how to count fish.
I don't know how.
Never done it. If you want to learn to count fish and get in debt, go to university.
If you want to be rich and strong and important, go to university.com.
Do you understand there's a key difference?
I'll teach you how to make money.
I won't teach you how to count fish.
Teach you how to be a G. Never allow you to snitch.
Teach you to have an opinion so you don't live as a bitch.
And then you stream on Rumble.
You never stream on Twitch.
Boom! Boom ting!
I'm going to start teaching rap in my uni.
You hear that? Staff, make a rap course!
Add it to the uni for free!
You get to learn how to rap!
Bruv, they're so gonna kill me.
They're gonna kill me. Anyway, speaking of kill me because I'm a G, we're talking about G of the week.
G of the Week is a guy I found on Twitter, and I have no idea who he is.
If someone can identify this person for me, I'd actually appreciate it.
Because it's a three-part story, and I don't know the story, but I've seen enough to know that he's a G. This man is a G. So, let's start here.
He's eating pizza with a crocodile.
That's pretty high on the G level.
Why he's eating pizza with a crocodile, I don't know.
He's just bought a pizza from somewhere, driven to some random place, sat in the mud and the water with the crocs, started to eat his pizza.
G. Quite predictably, I would argue, because I probably foresaw this, the crocodile was not particularly happy with his invitation to this pizza party and attacked the man slash the pizza.
And started to ruin the whole pizza party.
I don't know if he tried to bite the man.
I don't know if he tried to bite the pizza.
I don't know what he did.
But then, this legend decided to teach the crocodile a lesson for messing with his pepperoni.
Some people have rumors that this is AI generated.
You know what? In fights as hard as mine, you need some hope.
And I hope this man's a real man.
I hope this is a real story.
Because that's the kind of thing I would do.
The day you see me Aikido-ing an alligator, it'll happen sooner or later.
I'll be somewhere, alligator, working for the Matrix.
He's mad. I won't count the alligators.
I won't count the fish. He went to uni, comes up to me, gets fresh, Aikido.
That's a guaranteed future in this timeline before they kill me.
So I like to believe that that guy is a real guy and that's a real story and he is actually G of the Week because it inspires hope inside of me when I see brilliance You know?
That's a brilliant situation.
It's just G. Because I get asked all the time, Andrew, why did you do that?
That was risky and foolish.
And I'm like, because I'm a G. That's the only answer I can give.
So this is a real man.
Why did he go eat pizza with the alligators then fight the alligators?
Because he's a G. Why else would you?
Because he's a G. It's G of the week.
Duh. Right, we're going to answer the super chats now.
Some people think it's AI. It's actually very interesting.
It ties back into my other point.
One of my points I was going to make is that when you go to university, the worst thing is they're teaching you things which are extremely out of date.
They're teaching you things that everybody knew 10, 15 years ago, and they're charging you a lot of money for it, and they're teaching you it slowly.
You just saw our video for university.com.
We'll teach you AI, cutting-edge AI. Our campuses are updated at 8 a.m.
every morning. We have the most up-to-date education on the planet.
Each day it's updated.
We'll teach you how to use AI to make videos like that.
Anyone can do it. Any kid, 15-year-old, 14-year-old kids are doing this.
They're going to make more money than any idiot who's going to learn 10-year-old information in a uni.
That girl was just on the screen saying everything they teach you is a waste of time.
It's slow. We're fast.
University.com.
Give me my domains! I'm going to launch a university.
What domain do I want? www.university.andrew.hype.net No!
Give me the fucking thing I want!
Talk to me about money. Money ain't real.
I've been saying for a long time, money's not real.
Nobody understands. When you get to a certain amount of money, money doesn't have a value.
You just want things. It doesn't matter if that costs 8 million, 16 million, 24 million.
I would have bought it. It doesn't make a difference.
Who cares? I wouldn't even notice the difference in my bank.
I don't give a shit. Bruv.
I fight alligators, bruv.
Lemon and pineapple. Step to me.
Try it. So yeah, if you can't, if that is AI, that's even further proof that you need to learn how to do AI. Even further proof you need to learn things that matter.
I would actually love, for me, top G. I'm top G. I go to university.
Hi, I want to learn AI. We don't teach AI, we teach German.
Alright, fine. I finally find some stupid fucking place that teaches AI and I sit there and I bet I would go, I learned all of this inside of Hustles University for $50 and I learned all of it in an hour and this is going on for months and it cost me hundreds of thousands and I don't know how to do anything.
Literally. I don't know how else to say it to you people.
You are going to be a slave if you're not rich and you're going to be a slave if you don't have control of your own money.
So if you're sitting here going, I don't want to learn the things Andrew's teaching, then what you are saying is, I want to be a slave to the matrix.
That is your decision, and that is fine.
Just do not cry and complain when you stay a slave forever, because soon they're going to destroy the bridge.
There is a bridge currently open.
There's a gap. There's a wormhole that allow brokies to become rich.
Soon that will be closed.
And if you're born a brokie, you will stay a brokie forever.
And your children will be seeing my regal children, billionaires, living a life that they wish they could live.
And they will hate you as their parents for sticking them in the brokey category.
And your entire bloodline will remain insignificant for eternity.
Insignificant for eternity.
Because you sat here and listened to me, but was too lazy to go to university.com and change the fate of your entire bloodline.
So let's read the Super Chats.
Alex here. I started making $25k per month from copywriting in the real world.
Alex to Marshall on X. Congratulations.
Good. You join for $50, you make $25k a month.
I hope you keep all of that money and I hope you enjoy it.
I hope you live a matrix-free life.
Hope you're allowed an opinion, sir.
I look forward to shaking your hand one day.
If you join the war room, we will meet.
I only meet people inside the war room.
Congratulations. Someone else here.
I understand your viewpoint. I spent 18 months fighting false allegations.
Eventually everything was dropped. No lawyer after that would take the civil case against some cowards.
That's right, because they don't want to get Matrix attacked.
Fight against the Matrix, get Matrix attacked.
And this is a person here, Dwayne Juar, 2406.
Who are you? Don't know.
Does anyone in the world know who you are?
No. You went through that for 18 months and nobody gave a shit.
There are millions of men going through silent struggles to this day and nobody cares.
The Matrix is ruthless. There's a big Tate fan page in the Netherlands called topg.nl.
Have you seen it? If so, do you have a message for them and your fans in Holland?
I actually used to spend a lot of time in Holland when I was kickboxing.
And the one thing I do like about the Dutch is that they're extremely direct.
The Dutch people are very direct.
They don't understand social norm.
Like in England, we'll like kind of jump around an issue, but the Dutch will be very much like, hey, do you want to meet for coffee?
Oh, it's too much traffic.
You're not worth going into traffic for.
They're not being rude. They just mean what they say.
An English person would be like, oh, I've had a busy day today.
Don't know if I can fit it in. Dutch person would be like, in rush hour?
Fuck no. Idiot.
How do you say fish in Dutch?
Bruv, if it's fish, I'm going to be pissed!
Oh, it's viz. Fish in Dutch is viz.
Don't say my show is not educational.
You'll learn something. How do you say banana?
B-A-N-A-N-A. Banana.
This banana scam.
I'm on to something here. Banana is the same in every language.
What's banana in Mongolian?
We're going to get to the Baltimore. It can't be, but it can't just be what?
I've never truly understood this anyway, because check this.
I've had a question about languages for a long time.
There's a question about languages.
Animals confuse me the most.
I'm English, right?
And I grew up around dogs and rabbits.
And I'm now an explorer.
And I've gone to Africa.
And I've seen an elephant for the first time.
And I've said to the locals, what's this called?
And they've said whatever an elephant's called in Swahili.
And I'm like, okay, nah.
We're going to call it an elephant. Why do you get to change?
It already had a name.
You've never even seen it before.
But obviously, banana is such a gangster.
When people start discovering bananas, bananas must have used to speak and tell everyone, nah, bruv, you call me by my name.
I got street cred. Pond Road.
My name is Banana. Where are you from?
Germany? Banana.
Were you from Holland? Banana.
England? Banana. Don't call me anything else.
Bananas must have been G's, but bananas and frogs.
I'm just saying bananas must have had some capability, because you can't just rename a banana.
In Mongolian, we have...
Oh, it's in Cyrillic.
Let me translate it quickly. Let me translate the Cyrillic.
Banana in Mongolian, when you translate the Cyrillic...
Banan! Bananas are clearly formidable opponents.
You can't rename a banana.
It's been proven. People found bananas and the banana said, you call me by my fucking name.
How do I download this?
Save as Mongolia banana.
Boom. Go and fucking go in the search bar.
Look up Mongolian banana.
Where is it? I'm going to find it.
MB. It's somewhere.
I'm going to prove it all to you. I know you're thinking, no, it can't be true.
Surely in Mongolian.
I chose the most random language I could think of.
Right? That's fish. We don't want fish.
Say something to me.
Explain this to me. I'm reading the chat.
Somebody explain this to me. Do bananas grow in Mongolia?
Surely not. But we renamed all the animals.
An elephant became an elephant even though it was already called something else.
You went to Africa and said, what's that?
It's a hippopotamus. It's not a hippopotamus.
It's called this. It's been called this for thousands of years.
We grew up around these animals.
Najee. Hippopotamus.
Don't mess with me. From the British.
Got gunpowder. But with bananas, we didn't step to them.
I'm going down the rabbit hole here.
There's something about bananas.
We need to do a deep dive on bananas and find out why they're such gangsters.
So what have we concluded in this emergency meeting?
Things we already knew.
We already knew that women can use the judicial system to destroy you.
We already knew the matrix lies about sexual assault accusations.
We already knew that learning another language as a degree was a waste of time.
Then we extrapolated that out to decide that all of university was basically a waste of time because it's irrelevant now.
Then I gave you the alternative.
We talked about how your bloodline is going to be enslaved for eternity.
And if you don't join my school, you basically are sacrificing your grandchildren to nothing but eternal damnation.
Talked about how cool I was.
What's banana in Turkish?
Bro, there has to be a language that's not Turkish.
So the Turks call it muz.
I've had enough. This muz.
Bro, this muz.
I can't deal with this anymore.
I'm on the edge. I'm on the edge.
Someone just sent me some statistics here.
62.1% of college grads don't work in their major field.
38% of people with a bachelor's degree say they would have chosen a different major.
48% of college grads with humanitarian or arts degree say they would have studied something different.
Only 24% of those with engineering degrees say they wish they had studied something different.
So engineering degree seems to be worthwhile because you get to become an engineer.
Congratulations. 84% of college grads have trouble finding work.
40% of recent college grads have had to lower salary expectations.
34% of college grads could have been hired in their current jobs without getting a degree.
Only 27.3% of college graduates work in the field of their degree in the first place.
So it depends. If you want to be an engineer, go be an engineer.
You want to count fish, count fish. You want to be a doctor, be a doctor.
If you want to get rich, go to university.com.
Thank you.
Right. It's been an interesting show without Tristan, hasn't it?
I was going to play the video of Tristan dancing around, but we've all seen it.
We know what he's up to. We know what he's doing.
I wonder if this will get me Matrix attacked.
I wonder if they're going to arrest me tomorrow, probably.
You're under arrest.
For what? Banana crimes.
The alligators are mad.
Here's a really interesting thing we can quickly just mention.
Because we live in a patriarchy, right?
And women are oppressed. So I want you all to see this because women are super oppressed in this patriarchy.
The patriarchal oppression is apparent to everybody.
Here we have a drunk dental receptionist who groped schoolboy 13 and told him she wanted to ride him till the morning before exposing herself to And wakes up not remembering because she drunk too much white wine is spared jail.
I wonder if a man drunk too much white wine and said to a 13-year-old girl these things if he would have been spared jail.
What do you think? What's your guess?
Because, you know, we live in an unfair society and men are oppressive and men get away with things women can't get away with.
What do you think would happen if this was the other way around?
I don't know. I'm not trying to hate.
I'm not misogynist. I'm just asking a question.
Seems like a pertinently obvious question to ask.
It's almost like there's a double standard.
It's almost like what I said at the beginning is completely true.
If you're a straight male, the law is against you.
And if you're not you can get away with it.
So, so
okay ladies and gentlemen it's been a fun show I appreciate you all coming along for the ride.
Can someone out there take the little rap I did and make it gangster, please?
Because when I play it during the next emergency meeting, and Tristan has no idea what I'm talking about.
When I play him dancing in his gay video and then play me rapping, he's going to be like, what is this?
I'm quitting. I don't want to do these emergency meetings.
None of it makes any sense.
Sitting there with his suit on. Someone make it cool.
Send it to me. Make it cool.
Put it on Twitter. Tag me.
Make it gangster. To escape the matrix, you must escape all of its systems.
And the financial system is one of the systems they use to enslave you.
When you escape, you get to do good things for good people.
Because if you died today, you would come back to life if you had the opportunity to do good things.
You wouldn't come back to earth to do bad things.
If you died and came back to life and had another five years of life, you'd want to do good deeds.
You may not be intelligent enough or spiritually aware enough within yourself to understand that.
But I guarantee you, when your life ends, if you could come back, you would come back only to spread light and positivity and do good things.
Which is why, while you're here right now, you should do as much good as you possibly can.
Take pledge. Every single week helps disadvantaged people all around the world.
Tate Pledge is not an open charity.
It's for War Room members only.
It's funded by my money, War Room events, and Super Chats.
That's it. We're the most efficient charity on the planet.
We're not like these charities where you give money and 95% of it disappears to admin because it's all a scam.
When money ends up inside of Tate Pledge, every single penny is spent on actually helping people.
And all of the admin required around hotels, visas, etc., I cover for my own personal money.
I spend $25 million a year helping people.
The MSM does not mention that.
The mainstream media will not mention it.
They're trying to convince you I'm a bad person and vilify me because they're threatened by my message because I tell the truth.
Take Pledge is how I share my wealth and make the world a better place.
And if you ever do come back to life, you're going to wish you could do good.
And it's very hard to do good without money.
And this week, we were in Africa.
Let me show you what we did. I have an organization called Tate Pledge, which you can see.
Go to CobraTate.com and click at Tate Pledge, and you will see that I dedicate $25 million a year to feeding children.
We extend our gratitude to the Tate brothers for generously donating hygienic kits and blanks to the people of Chukongola village in Majinga, Malawi.
As the majority of the population in this country relies on aid, this project was made, delivered through Muslim global relief.
Thank you for your kind and compassionate contribution.
The government of Nigeria has been working to improve the quality of life for the people of the country.
The government of Nigeria has been working to improve the quality of life for the people of the country.
The government of Nigeria has been working to improve the quality of life for the people of the country.
The government of Nigeria has been working to improve the quality of life for the people of the country.
The government of Nigeria has been working to improve the quality of life for the people of the country.
The government of Nigeria has been working to improve the quality of life for the people of the country.
The government of Nigeria has been working to improve the quality of life for the people of the country.
The government of Nigeria has been working to improve the quality of life for the people of the country.
The government of Nigeria has been working to improve the quality of life for the people of the country.
The government of Nigeria has been working to improve the quality of life for the people of the country.
The government of Nigeria has been working to improve the quality of life for the people of the country.
The people who are attacking me, saying I'm a misogynist and somehow bad for the world, don't help anybody.
They don't feed anybody. They have no interest in making the world a better place.
They're only interested in control and trying to enslave all of you.
And by destroying me, they have a stronger...
I want you to understand that they weaponize virtue, but they're not actually good people.
They're evil people. They're genuinely bad people.
Everybody who's attacking me is a bad person.
They're not good inside of their hearts.
God is watching and they will pay the price.
I do good things. And I hope all of you at home, I'm sure you already understand that, broadcast that message and make it clear in the most respectful way possible and follow in my path.
I want you to become physically strong, mentally strong, financially strong, and do good for the world.
That's what I'm most interested in.
That's how we make the world a much better place.
Not by sitting online being trolls and attacking people for imaginary fake sex allegations and talking garbage about misogyny.
It's all bullshit. So we have to resist this absolutely and completely.
Before we end...
I want to talk about...
Oh, bro. I can't even talk about some of these subjects.
Supposedly, Jada Pinkett Smith...
is still making videos about Tupac because she was with Tupac and Tupac's died and now she's with Will but she keeps going on about how much she misses Tupac and bruv it's just haram it's just so haram ah like my brain my brain it's also haram my my i walk my girlfriend hi girlfriend hi andrew i made a video about my ex and i put it on instagram what what Oh, but I thought it'd be a cool video.
Take your cool video, take your phone, move out my house.
Goodbye. You're insecure!
You're insecure! I'm insecure in a mansion, and you're on the street.
Goodbye. I think you're insecure.
Cool. I'm the king of this house, and I'll be talked and treated as the king, because it's my house, because I worked for it, and it's mine.
I respect you. I take care of you.
I pay for your life. You're very well looked after.
And I will be spoken to correctly.
And I will not be disrespected on Instagram.
Haram, bruv. It's haram.
Am I crazy? Am I a misogynist?
I don't know. Am I crazy? I don't think so.
What's crazy about saying you're with me now and we're in love?
Why are you doing that?
She's trying to goad the dude.
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I'm earning $25k to $50k a month from listening to you.
I'm learning from you, Mr. Tate.
I'm in the real... I'm about to join the real world too.
Congratulations, sir. One more thing when we end.
I want to make something clear to you.
Some of you may have met me in person.
You might run into me in public or whatever.
The last thing I am is a hater.
Everyone who dislikes me is a hater.
They hate my success. They hate how brilliant I am.
They hate how sexy I am, how funny I am, how charismatic I am.
They can't stand me because I'm so fucking cool.
But I'm not a hater. If you make a bunch of money and you pull up next to me in a Lambo, I'm going to be the guy who shakes your hand and says, gee, boom, you escaped the matrix.
Congratulations. Welcome to the free world.
That makes me happy.
I want all of you to win.
I'm not a hater. I'm not out here hoping I get to win and you lose.
If you lose, you deserve to lose because you didn't take action.
If you take action, you will win.
Let me tell you a secret about the universe.
And then I'm going to show you...
One second.
Let me tell you a secret about the universe.
Everybody always says...
If you tried your best, that's all that matters.
The best is all you can do.
If you tried your best, it doesn't matter what happens.
It doesn't matter if you lose if you tried your best.
Most people have heard that before.
But there is a secret to the universe that most don't know.
If you actually try your best, you can't lose.
Not pretend to try your best.
Not try your best 90% of the time.
Not try your best with excuses.
If you genuinely try your best all of the time, all day, every day, it's impossible to lose.
So when people say, if you tried your best, it's okay to lose, that is a logic fail.
Because if you lost, you didn't try your best in the first place.
If you actually try your best, it is impossible to fail in this life.
God is watching and he rewards those who want it the most.
If you want it the most, you can have it.
It's a competition. Every dollar you want, the house you want, the car you want, other people want.
You have to win. You have to want it the most and genuinely do your best because most people aren't capable of doing their best anymore.
To get up every day, whether they feel like it or not, and perform regardless.
That is the secret.
You cannot fail if you try your best.
So if you don't have the car you want, the woman you want, the relationship you want, the friends you want, the house you want, you haven't been trying your best.
Because I guarantee you, the second you do, you'll have all of it.
Every single one. I'm going to be sending out an email tomorrow, which is extremely important.
I want you all to sign up to my email list at cobertake.com.
I'm waiting for you, those of you who deserve freedom outside of the matrix here in the real world.
A message from outside the Matrix.
The Matrix has you.
The hard part is in the beginning.
I nearly quit. Why?
After a few months, I didn't make any money.
After three months, with zero cash, I landed two clients in one day.
So, so far, I've made $5,480, and that was in the span of six months.
It took me about two to three months before I really started to see verifiable, strong results that made me completely 100% convinced that it was worth it.
Quitters never win. I'm putting in time here, but I'm not getting anything back.
I nearly quit twice.
The hard part is in the beginning.
It took me about five months before I started seeing any real, real success.
Just do not quit. And then after that, it kind of just skyrocketed.
Once you start winning, then it's easy.
This month I did somewhere between $5K and $6K. Everyone tells you, you'll never make it.
And then I'm just sitting there showing you win after win after win.
And they're just like, how are you doing this?
I was like, because I put the time, energy, and effort in, and I believed I could.