Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - TATE ARCHIVES - VOLUME 002
Aired: 2023-01-26
Duration: 10:04


=== I'm Richer Than You (07:30) ===

[00:00:00]  I'm a mastermind genius with near unlimited finance.
[00:00:13]  Okay. I thought I'd flex on my YouTube series.
[00:00:20]  I thought I'd flex on it. So what do you want to do?
[00:00:21]  I want to tell them. I'm richer than you probably.
[00:00:24]  Definitely kick your ass. But I'm not.
[00:00:27]  For the broke boys. So I was sitting in the flower garden and fucking picking things.
[00:00:30]  That is not flexing.
[00:00:32]  That is flexing. It's not.
[00:00:33]  We got ribbons, jelly beans.
[00:00:36]  Oh, jelly beans. Shit. Ice creams.
[00:00:41]  Bye, broke boys. Is Sambuca tequila and Tabasco hot sauce.
[00:01:18]  That's what's in this.
[00:01:20]  I got one especially in your uncle.
[00:01:23]  Because yesterday, you wanted to be king of ordering stuff and order so much food and so much cheesecake that you almost bankrupted me.
[00:01:30]  I'm the king of ordering shit today.
[00:01:31]  So we're smoking and we're drinking these.
[00:01:34]  Oh my god. That is absolutely horrible.
[00:01:44]  Enjoy, bro. I'm gonna tell you about the best business man I've ever met in my life.
[00:01:48]  The best business man I've ever met in my life was a homeless man who lives in South Korea.
[00:01:53]  Because business is all about the safe.
[00:01:55]  So it's about the pitch and the close.
[00:01:58]  So it's all about the what? So I'd say, you know, would you like a cigar?
[00:02:01]  The cigar is beautiful. It's handmade.
[00:02:03]  It's wonderful. Then the clothes is, it costs this much, but it's cheaper if you buy now.
[00:02:08]  The picture in the clothes is how you do business.
[00:02:09]  Now, this Korean homeless guy had the art of business.
[00:02:12]  Forget Donald Trump. Forget Donald Trump.
[00:02:14]  This guy was the business mastermind of the world.
[00:02:16]  He would see you from about 50 meters away and start waving.
[00:02:22]  Smiling, you give me thumbs up.
[00:02:24]  So what do you do? I mean, he's not intimidating.
[00:02:26]  You smile, give him a thumbs up, you wave back.
[00:02:29]  He smiles more, he waves, he approaches you, he gets closer and closer.
[00:02:32]  He comes over to you and you're like, who the fuck is this?
[00:02:33]  Yeah. So then the guy's over and he's within, like, touching distance of you.
[00:02:36]  You're smiling, you give him one final wave and smile.
[00:02:39]  He then works out a sign from behind himself that says, please, some cash.
[00:02:45]  And goes like this. Now...
[00:02:47]  The pitch has been done. He's your boy now.
[00:02:49]  You've been smiling at him. You've been talking to him for five minutes.
[00:02:51]  He's your friend now. He's your friend.
[00:02:53]  Because he may be approached from, oh, you're already waving and smiling.
[00:02:56]  He's coming out going, hey, thumbs up and all this shit.
[00:02:59]  Now he's your buddy. And then the clothes come to the police and cash stuff.
[00:03:02]  What are you going to do? Give him some cash.
[00:03:04]  I gave him cash every time I saw him, for the whole new Cubs in South Korea, which was about five times.
[00:03:10]  I even took a picture with him.
[00:03:12]  Our waiter looks like the Indian version of the Whelm Stone Raider.
[00:03:16]  That you want some guy.
[00:03:17]  Everyone knows him. You've got no friends!
[00:03:21]  You've got no drowned!
[00:03:22]  They're fucking ultra-pain, though.
[00:03:24]  I'm telling you. What do you want some? Huh?
[00:03:25]  Do you want some? What do you want some or what?
[00:03:29]  If you want some, I'll give it you up.
[00:03:31]  This is what? Which one is this?
[00:03:33]  Sapphire. Good.
[00:03:35]  You want some? Yeah.
[00:03:37]  You want some? No you don't?
[00:03:39]  If you want some I'll give it.
[00:03:40]  No you don't want some?
[00:03:42]  No I don't. That's cool.
[00:03:43]  These hordes are playing well
[00:03:45]  I
[00:04:38]  I'm jumping in.
[00:04:52]  Hell no.
[00:04:53]  I'm falling.
[00:04:54]  I have a saying, oceans are just swimming pools for poor people.
[00:05:01]  You're the third world country, you're four people scratching around the ocean.
[00:05:04]  Look, I like my luxury, clear-ass swimming pool.
[00:05:08]  No sharks, no jellyfish, no one shits in it.
[00:05:11]  It's wonderful. It's comfortable as shit.
[00:06:28]  I can see why they wear it.
[00:06:30]  I feel rich. Yeah, but we are a bit rich.
[00:06:35]  They might smell richer. I do feel richer.
[00:06:37]  What shall we buy? You want to go to the mall dress like this?
[00:06:40]  Buy things. I'm down if you are.
[00:06:42]  Damn man, you've been taller than I am.
[00:07:09]  Big mother fucker. Ain't no need for that.
[00:07:16]  Not in this heat. Hell no.
[00:07:19]  It's full speed yeah?
[00:07:26]  I like this.
[00:07:28]  You got the power.

=== Nine Hours to Stuttgart (02:33) ===

[00:07:30]  It's like the Corvette.
[00:07:32]  Fucking hell.
[00:07:34]  It is like the Corvette.
[00:07:36]  So yeah, I'm Bolton McLaren.
[00:07:39]  Everything was fine. One day I'm driving it.
[00:07:41]  It says suspension control downgraded.
[00:07:43]  I don't know what that means. So I ignored it.
[00:07:45]  Next day, turn it on. It's fine again.
[00:07:47]  Turn it on again. Fucking EBS system fault.
[00:07:52]  Mode change fault.
[00:07:53]  All these faults are going off. None of it made sense.
[00:07:56]  So I was like, all right, this car's got to go to McLaren.
[00:07:58]  Booker S says every supercar garage in the world except McLaren.
[00:08:01]  And Romania have Europe-wide assist, so they'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe except Romania.
[00:08:05]  McLaren have Europe-wide assist.
[00:08:06]  McLaren will have Europe-wide assist.
[00:08:08]  They'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe if it breaks down except Romania.
[00:08:11]  So, I spoke to Stuttgart, Germany, which is like three countries away.
[00:08:14]  You've got to go through Romania, through Hungary, through Austria, and then into the top of Germany.
[00:08:18]  It's long. But they said they'd collect it from the Hungarian border.
[00:08:21]  So I drove nine hours to the border of Hungary from Romania, went to this small town where obviously I had to go fuck because I don't go fuck every town in Romania.
[00:08:28]  So I was like, fine, I'll just drop the car off, stay with her until the car comes back.
[00:08:31]  When I got to the border of Romania-Hungary, I fucking forgot my passport like a dickhead.
[00:08:37]  So I'm all the way there and I forgot my passport.
[00:08:39]  So I call up the delivery truck guy and I said, bro, you need to come into Romania like 20 meters.
[00:08:45]  There's a gas station either side of the burner.
[00:08:46]  I'm at the gas station on the side. There's a Hungarian guy goes, no, I don't like Romanians.
[00:08:51]  I was like, what? Bro, just 20 meters.
[00:08:53]  I'm not Romanian. I'm American. No, fuck Romanians.
[00:08:56]  And hung up with me. So I was like, what's the story?
[00:08:59]  We could see the truck, by the way.
[00:09:00]  We were in a gas station, and about half a kilometer away, we could see the other gas station with the truck.
[00:09:06]  We saw him. So I start calling him, calling him.
[00:09:09]  He's ignoring me, ignoring me.
[00:09:10]  Eventually, I call McLaren back, and they're like, oh yeah, you canceled.
[00:09:14]  I was like, what? Your delivery truck one guy goes, no, the delivery truck guy called and said that you didn't want to put your car on the truck.
[00:09:20]  Some fucking Hungarian guy.
[00:09:21]  I've never had a guy this weird in my life.
[00:09:23]  Complete bullshit. So that delayed me by a day.
[00:09:25]  Went and slammed my ballerina.
[00:09:26]  Came back the next day. And they sent a German guy who wasn't a fucking retard.
[00:09:30]  Picked the car up and took it.
[00:09:31]  And then, to be fair to McLaren, they got it all the way to Stuttgart.
[00:09:33]  Took a day. One day they repaired it.
[00:09:35]  And one day back. So for two days I chilled in this town.
[00:09:37]  Got my car back. Didn't pay anything.
[00:09:39]  And it's been fine ever since.
[00:09:41]  They upgraded the software.
[00:09:42]  Supposedly it was a software issue. But they're saying there's nothing actually wrong with the car.
[00:09:46]  It's just the car sensors are saying there's things wrong with the car, wrong parameters, etc.
[00:09:49]  So yeah, warning lights are a thing with McLaren.
[00:09:51]  But in a straight line, that car is fucking crazy.
[00:09:54]  Even though it doesn't go in a straight line.
[00:09:56]  Yeah, even though it doesn't grip.
[00:09:57]  That's the thing with it, though. It's like, it's 50-50.
[00:09:59]  Sometimes you put your foot down as a rocket ship.
[00:10:01]  Sometimes you put your foot down, you don't go anywhere.
[00:10:03]  It's kind of luck. Do you grip or not?